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The ball somehow slips through!

Jeez, dammit.

How could he not catch that?

I think there was a miscommunication
with the catcher's sign.

Indeed.

-And with that missed sign�
-If the ball slips out like that,

is it the pitcher's fault
or the catcher's fault?

Both of them.
They both got their signs mixed up.

If the batter doesn't get a hit,
it's still going to be a walk.

And even if it's not a walk,
they're still going to make an error.

Our team's very kind-hearted.

They're not concerned at all
whether they win or lose.

The signs are so complicated.
I can see why they make mistakes.

I bet only smart people can read them.

They're paid professionals.

They should go die in a ditch
if they can't remember that.

Everyone makes mistakes from time to time.

No, a missed sign
is like poison when it comes to baseball.

As soon as you get one missed sign,
the battery goes out of sync.

It affects the entire team's mood

and before you know it,
you've blown the game.

Do you think we're going
to lose again today?

That's hard to tell.
It's still too early in the game.

But if we're to win the game,
one thing's for sure.

We can't have any more missed signs.

EPISODE 2
MISSED SIGN

Na-eun.

Will you marry me?

All right.

What's with that cheeky grin
so early in the morning?

-What?
-That's exactly what I'm asking you, man.

What are you imagining for you
to be grinning like that, you pervert?

Whatever.

Hey, what's the first step
to getting married?

-Dating.
-There you go talking nonsense again.

Jeez. Come on.

Just go and ask Na-eun
what she wants to do first,

and do whatever she says.

You should do whatever your girl wants
if you want things to go smoothly.

I'll do that once we get married.

But as for everything before that�

Why? Did you guys fight?

I want to make sure she's going to be
the happiest bride ever.

You dumbass.
What are you even talking about?

Jeez, you're hurting my ears.

-Goddammit. Seriously.
-Hey.

I asked her to marry me,
so I should take responsibility.

It wouldn't be fair
if I asked her to handle everything.

I heard women stress out before marriage.

That's your opinion.

I bet they like
being in control of everything.

How would you know that?
You don't even have a girlfriend.

Why wouldn't I know?

I have two sisters
and they had three marriages in total.

-Is that something to be proud of?
-Of course it is.

Hey, I was there when they got married,

and all my brothers-in-law had to do
was just stand there and smile.

But it's a meeting of two people.
Why didn't he do anything?

That must be why
there were three marriages.

-Leave my family out of this, asshole.
-You said you were proud of it.

I am. Anyway,
my brothers-in-law both told me.

The easiest way is to go
with whatever they want.

So don't get all excited
and try to do something.

Just sit tight.

This is exactly why you don't have a girl.

If you know I don't have one,
at least introduce me to one.

You're leaving me behind.

What difference will that make?

You're zero for 100
when it comes to blind dates.

That's because I prefer
meeting people naturally.

You're supposed to introduce me
to Na-eun's friends casually.

Then I'll start dating
her friend from that day.

Hey, forget it. Whatever.

What did your sisters do first
before they got married?

They dated.

-This is it. This is the one.
-What?

This is the hotel vibe
that I was looking for.

For the longest time,

I always wanted to decorate my room
like a top-tier hotel.

I want to fill the house up
with things like this.

Hey, who buys a bed like that?

You have to actually lie down on it.

You did.

It's so comfy.

Plus, it's pretty too.

I heard this one is the most popular model
and I get why.

I still think you're getting ahead of
yourself though.

What do you mean?

The meeting of the parents hasn't happened
yet you're looking at furniture?

The meeting of the parents?

That's the first thing
you should do before getting married.

It's also an opportunity for you
to receive your ancestors' blessing.

The blessing of my ancestors?

With the blessing of your ancestors,

you can avoid weird in-laws
or patriarchal families

while meeting their parents

for the first time before getting married.

But most people are just blinded

that they ignore those signs
by their ancestors.

They end up going mind over matter
and getting married.

Jun-hyeong isn't like that at all.

-If anything, my family's the problem.
-What?

I've met with his parents a few times
and they're really good people.

They are very cultured and elegant.

I want to grow old like them.

Plus, they're very nice to me.

-Really?
-Yes.

Still, being their son's girlfriend

and being
their daughter-in-law are different.

Even on all those audition shows,

the judging criteria change
from the preliminaries to the finals.

You think so?

I always thought the first meeting
between the families was just a formality.

No, it's different.

This is totally uncanny.

I talked about meeting our families
with Hui-seon earlier,

and you brought it up just now.

Were you thinking about that too?

Of course.

Great minds think alike.

This place is so nice.

It has such a nice vibe.

The food looks really good as well.

This place is the hottest spot
for any official family gatherings.

-It looks nice, doesn't it?
-Yes, totally.

As long as you like it,

let's ask our parents
and meet up next week.

That quickly?

Yes. The sooner we get it done,
the sooner we'll be married.

Gosh.

I think I'll finally feel like we're
getting married after our families meet.

What do I do? I'm so nervous.

What's there to be nervous about?

We've already met each other's parents,
and they're all good people.

But I heard it's different being
a girlfriend and being a daughter-in-law.

Please, my family isn't like that at all.

You know how cool my mom and dad are.

Of course, I know.
And yet, I'm still nervous

when I think of our parents meeting up.

I thought you might feel that way.
So there's something I prepared.

-Here, take a look.
-You prepared something else?

This is a list of things we need to be
aware of and prepare before the meeting.

Do your mother and father
have any favorite foods?

I don't know about any favorite foods,

but there's a lot of food
that they can't eat.

What?

Because they eat everything
that there's never any food left.

Hey, stop playing around.

We shouldn't be making jokes right now.

There are so many things to prepare
before the family meeting.

Look. Right here.

What? We're meeting up with them
next weekend?

What?

Hey, what kind of person

rushes into the first meeting
between the two families like this?

It just happened. It's okay, right?

Well, if Jun-hyeong's family
is okay with it, we are too.

Where are you guys going to be living?

I think Jun-hyeong's family
is going to help us.

He said he'd talk to her about it.

What is your budget?

I mean, if you've decided to get married,
you should settle these things first.

How could you have still not
discussed these things with him?

How much do you have?
And the wedding gifts?

Hey, but I don't think
I have anything decent to wear

if we're meeting them next week.

Mom.

-Yes?
-How about this one?

I think you look the best
in this one, Mom.

This will make it look like
I'm the one who's trying to get married.

Okay.

Then how about�

Okay. What about this one?

I'll look like a monk.
Like I've given up all of my worldly ways.

Gosh, I never seem to have any clothes
whenever it's time to go out.

Na-eun, stop!

Your mom may be searching
through her wardrobe,

but what she's really looking for is this.

Go get something.
Whatever tickles your fancy.

That's probably for the best, right?

I can't just wear anything
to our first meeting with their family.

It'd be a disgrace to Na-eun.

I heard Jun-hyeong's mother
is a very classy lady.

You should also
go find a suit or something.

Do you expect me to put it on today?

Is this the time to be joking around?

It's been a while
since you last wore your suit.

So just check if they still fit you

or if anything needs mending
before it's too late.

What are the in-laws going to think

if we show up to the meeting
looking all scruffy?

Jeez, that's enough!
Are we going to a fashion show?

We're going to say hello to them
and ask them to be kind to Na-eun.

What do you mean "enough"?

They say going to the meeting
of families is like warfare.

What?

That's not what I heard, Mom.

Are you some kind of general
riding into battle to lop off some heads?

Gosh, there you go. That's the spirit!

Am I wrong?
That kind of fighting spirit is the least

it'll take to make sure
we strike the first blow!

No, it's not, Mom.

Ta-da!

What's the occasion?

I was passing by the macaron shop
in the neighborhood and thought of you.

You like their macarons.

-Was I being too obvious?
-Yes.

I'm here to offer you a bribe
for the family meeting, your Majesty.

Please. What do you mean by a bribe?

Did Na-eun say something?

No.

I was just worried now that we're
going to meet up with her family soon.

Mom, I heard that
the entire mood can change

from one casual slip of the tongue
during the family meeting.

So please avoid talking
about any wedding gifts or dowries

and just try to keep smiling.

Here, take this with you.

What is this?

If you want me to say nothing
at the meeting,

just take that and leave it on my seat.

You're twisting everything I said.

Thank God, I didn't buy twisted donuts.

Jeez, my mom is so pretty.

All right, then tell me everything now
so I can keep quiet there.

How the wedding's going to be.

As best we can.

How so?

-The best the two of us can do.
-Jeez.

What, did a stork drop you off?
Did I pick you up under a bridge?

Mom, take a deep breath and hear me out.

It's common for couples
to put their heads together

and plan their wedding without
any interference from their parents.

That's the trend these days.

Is that so?

I supposed you two will figure out
the housing situation too, right?

When it comes to buying a house,

the current trend is for the parents
to help them out discreetly.

You're out!

Come on. So I can't even talk�

I'm going to put everyone in their place
when I meet up with them

because you're getting on my nerves.

Come on, Mom!

Just get out of here!

Hey, go back to your own place.

-Gosh. Go, hurry up!
-Jeez.

Here, get going.
Go home to your place. Hurry up.

But, Mom!

What do you mean, but?

Get home safely, bye!

How can he even call himself a son?

What is it? Are you getting nervous
because the family meeting is coming up?

There are time bombs all over the place.

Time bombs?

My mom overreacts to everything
and my dad jokes around too much.

Jeez, did I buy ice or a latte?

This whole thing is just ice.

Calm down. At least you still have
Jun-hyeong.

He is not going to make it any easier too.

-He's not?
-Your boyfriend?

He's not good when he gets nervous
or when the situation is uncomfortable.

Even when he was proposing to me,

he was so nervous that he had trouble
switching topics normally.

Every time I mentioned marriage,

he'd cut me off and acted so weird.

He caused a huge misunderstanding.

-So he's not good when he gets nervous?
-No.

His social skills vanish when that happens
and he becomes very clumsy.

That's a big problem.

Plus, you're just the same

for being so blind when
he was going to propose to you.

It's as if I'm in a minefield right now.

Just think of it as
preparing for some kind of a summit.

A summit?

Yes.

A summit is like

when all the workers do all the work,

then all the heads of each nation gather
to agree on the topic, saying,

"Thank you for coming all the way
out here."

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you,
and I look forward to working together."

The family meeting is exactly the same.

That's actually a perfect metaphor.

So there's just one thing
you need to be focusing on at the summit.

What is it?

Make sure there's no discussion
about any details.

So what you're saying is,

don't talk about wedding gifts
or my dowry?

Precisely!

Because at the end of the day,
the workers will handle everything anyway.

So during the summit, just keep saying,

"Let's keep things simple
and leave it to the kids."

This is what to aim for.

If you start talking
about who gives and receives what

and the price of everything,

that's when the real headache starts.

And it's only a matter of time
before someone's feelings get hurt.

You know everything
about getting married, Hui-seon.

Then did you still break up
even when things went so perfectly?

That's incredible though.

Let me clear this for you.

Can you believe her?

She has no respect for seniority.

I'm home.

Hey.

What's going on with mom?

Hey, she doesn't have the guts
to look you in the face.

What is that supposed to mean?

Did something happen?

Mom.

Are you upset that
I'll be marrying into another family?

Mom.

-Mom!
-No, it's nothing.

-What's going on?
-Hey, just�

-Come on, what is it? Let me take a look.
-Hey.

Just wait.

Mom!

What happened to your face?

Is it that bad?

I mean, only if I use my eyes.

With good eyesight, you can even see it
from across the street.

Well, I was only trying to get
a regular massage.

But the woman there told me
a meridian massage is good,

so I told her to go lightly

and now I look like this.

I'm going to rip her a new one.

What do we do? We're meeting up
with them tomorrow.

It's okay. I can cover it up with makeup.

I think you'll have to wear a mask.

Your dad's excited that
he has something to rag on me about.

He's diving in face first.

Makeup should be able
to cover all of this up, right?

If I can't cover it up,

you should just go with dad.
Tell them I have enteritis.

You're telling me to lie?

Why do we have to lie?

You can just get enteritis.

You know, it's really easy
to get enteritis in this house.

Everything we have
is past its expiration date.

If you're lucky, you might even find
rice cakes from your first birthday.

Dad, how can you crack jokes
in a situation like this?

Hey, you should laugh too.

Laughing is the best thing you can do
in these types of situations.

That's what you get
for going to get a massage.

Doesn't it hurt?

It does.

BRUISE CREAM

JUN-HYEONG

Can you come out right now?

Hey.

-When did you get here?
-Just now.

Didn't you say
you were going to your mother's?

What's up? Did something happen?

No. Nothing happened.

Something happened, right?

Sweetie�

If my mom happens to
get kind of intense at the meeting--

Why would your mom get intense?

Well, it's really nothing big.

I made a light joke the other day
and I think that upset her a little bit.

I knew this was going to happen.

-When you got nervous, you always--
-I'm not nervous.

Fine, you may not be nervous,

but I am.

So let's come up with something.
We can't leave this up to our parents.

What?

Let's come up with some signs
so we can control the mood.

That way, we can smooth things over
even if your mother gets a bit intense.

As for my mom, if she starts to overreact,
we'll be able to keep the mood light.

And most importantly,

I'll be able to keep you in check.

Me? Why me?

I'm quick at picking up on social cues,
so I'll give you a sign.

For example,

If the conversation touches on
an uncomfortable topic,

or if our parents start to get intense,
then I'll do this.

Yes, just like this.

I'll wink at you like this.

Then you step in and change the topic

to the food or the weather.

This? Like this?

Yes, and if I nod twice,

then just compliment my mom.

-Out of the blue?
-Yes.

My mom loves compliments.

She just gets excited
when someone compliments her.

Okay, and then if I do this,

this means I want you
to step outside for a second.

This means "stop everything."

I want you to stop whatever you're saying
or doing at that moment.

All right! I always knew
you were a genius.

I think I'm going to do really well.

-Mom.
-Yes?

You remember what I told you, right?

Gosh.

Hey, go easy on that!

Don't go overboard
just because you're feeling pressured.

What do you mean I'm feeling pressured?
Why would I feel any pressure?

Jun-hyeong's family should feel pressured
since we've raised such a wonderful girl.

Why should I feel pressured at all?

Goodness.

Hey, Jun-hyeong.

Are you here?

Okay.

Goodness me, good evening.

-I'm sorry we're so late.
-It's a pleasure to meet you.

There she is.

All right.

-Shall we head in?
-Yes, let's.

-Please, lead the way.
-After you.

Come, let's go.

-Take a seat.
-Yes.

What? Okay.

Dad, your seat is there.

What?

Jeez.

Gosh, we finally get to meet face-to-face.

I hope you didn't have
any trouble getting here.

No, not at all.

We were absolutely ecstatic

and couldn't wait to meet
our future in-laws.

I was wondering how Jun-hyeong
came to be so tall and handsome.

But now I guess he gets it all from you.

With such a strapping young man
as your son,

I bet there's nothing else
you could even ask for.

Compared to Na-eun,
he still has a long way to go.

I hope you can
teach him a good lesson or two.

Okay, the conversation is flowing nicely.

Now it's mom's turn.

If I may say, ma'am�

Gosh, look at me.

Since we're all becoming family now,
I should get used to formalities.

It's going to take me a while
to get used to it.

It isn't that easy
to get used to formalities.

Please feel free to call me
whatever is easiest for you.

Yes, indeed.

Nice one, Mom.

I must say, ma'am, you're so very refined.

Na-eun always talked about
how Jun-hyeong's mother was so chic

and elegant that I'd been curious.

Gosh, but seeing you in person,
you're gorgeous.

As they say these days,
you're in a class of your own.

Thank you.

That's it?

Isn't it common courtesy to return
a compliment if you've received one?

That signal.

If I nod twice,

then just compliment my mom.

You're no joke either, Mother.

I was absolutely stunned
when I first saw you.

Stunned?

Why? Did something happen?

When I went over to your house
to meet you,

only Na-eun's older sister was there.

Gosh.

What a wild joke to make
in front of your parents.

No, I'm being serious!

I bet people mistake you
for Na-eun's sister, don't they?

Oh, my.

Looking like sisters might be
an exaggeration.

But when I tell my customers that
my daughter is going to be married soon,

they sure do seem to be surprised.

I told you! I knew it.

You're doing a great job.

Now it's time to stop.

Now that you're getting meridian massages,

you're going to look a lot younger.

Why on earth would you tell him
everything like that?

It's not like that.

I just told him to act like
he didn't notice it

even if he noticed it.

Gosh, that was really embarrassing

in front of Jun-hyeong's mom.

I'm so embarrassed I don't think
I'll be able to keep my chin up.

This is just my opinion, Mom.

But I think the person who was
the most embarrassed there

wasn't necessarily you.

Let's laugh it over, Mom.

Laughing is the best thing you can do
in these types of situations.

I feel really sorry and thankful
after hearing that

you will be taking care
of the kids' house.

Not at all.

It's only right
that we'd try to do our best to help

our one and only son live his best life.

I hope you don't feel pressured.

I appreciate your telling us that.

For the wedding gifts and the dowry,

we'll prepare them handsomely
so that you won't be disappointed.

If you put it like that,

I guess I can really look forward to it.

If there is anything you want,
please let me know.

We'll do our best
to match whatever it may be.

If you're asking me what I expect�

Sapphires, mink coats, diamond bracelets,

a 24-karat cutlery set,
a mother of pearl wardrobe.

Nobody really needs
these types of things, do they?

Let's keep any wedding gifts
and the dowry simple

so that both families
can support our children to live well.

Who does she think
she's trying to toy with?

We'll do our best to prepare something

that won't make you feel too pressured.

That was a close one.

I better change the topic fast.

This is so salty and delicious.
It's perfect to have with rice.

Yes? Is that the changnanjeot?

So this is what they call changnanjeot?

This looks to me like garibijeot.

Mom, what are you doing?
Don't pick such a small hill to die on.

It is changnanjeot.

Jun-hyeong's father loves salted seafood
so I buy it very often.

Judging by the shape,
it's not pollack innards.

I know because I pickle them at home.

How about we ask?

Excuse me,
what kind of salted seafood is this?

-Yes.
-I believe it's modumjeotgal.

I heard that they mix
pollack innards and scallops together

to make salted seafood
and call it modumjeotgal.

Yes, that's right.

I remember going to a traditional
Korean restaurant the other day

and trying their modumjeotgal.

Isn't that right?

This is modumjeotgal?

Hey, you.

Father.

Was there something
you wanted to talk about?

Did you really have to go and ask?

-Sorry?
-I mean, so what if it was changnanjeot,

and so what if it was garibijeot?

It's the seed of discord anyway.

I was just curious
because their opinion was different.

If you have that much sense in you,
then you better watch your words today.

Jeez.

Yes, Father.

I picked a few perfect dates
for the kids to have their wedding.

Thank you.

I'll let you know which dates to select
after taking a look at it with my wife.

Of course.

You two are going to be very busy
once you start preparing for the wedding.

They have to work and prepare
for the wedding at the same time.

They'll be very busy.

You should help them out.

I wouldn't mind,

but Na-eun might find that
a bit uncomfortable.

What's there to be uncomfortable with
when we're all about to become family?

-Isn't that right, Na-eun?
-Yes?

Yes, of course, I'd like that.

Is their inability to pick up social cues
a genetic thing? Jeez.

That's fine, really.

Your family must be very busy as it is,
so you can just let them take care of it.

I'll be a good coach and help them

prepare for the wedding
without too many hitches.

There's no need to worry.

No, I insist.

I have more time to spare than you
since you have to work.

It's my one and only daughter's wedding,

so I'll have to come up
with some spare time.

For me also, it's my one
and only son's wedding,

-so of course, I should make--
-Excuse me.

I think we can handle things on our own.

Seo Jun-hyeong.

Here we go.

Jun-hyeong.

I know that you may think
that we lack in many ways,

but we'll make things work
with whatever we have.

We will prepare for the wedding.

I'm sure it won't be easy
to plan a wedding,

but we're going to work together

and do everything we can to make sure
that we won't disappoint you.

Please trust us and give us a chance.

I'll work together with Na-eun
to start the rest of our life together.

Gosh. You did well today.

It was nothing, Father.

-Did you enjoy the food?
-I sure did!

Thanks to you,
I'm leaving on a full stomach.

Your parents are very good people,
and funny as well.

Let's try and meet up like this
from time to time.

Yes, sir.

And, this is for you ma'am.

-What's this?
-They're macarons.

Jun-hyeong prepared these
for you beforehand

in case your blood sugar levels dropped.

-Eat them on your way home.
-Jun-hyeong did that?

I guess he's finally growing up now
that he's getting married.

He might not show it as much as he should,
but he cares about you a lot.

-I'm sure he does.
-Let's get going.

We should head out
for her to get some rest.

All right.

Na-eun.

Welcome to the family.

You did really well today,
go home and rest up.

I'm sure you worked up a real sweat today.

No, it was nothing.

Ma'am, these are some macarons.

It must have been a grueling evening.
Eat something sweet before going to bed.

You have enough sense for this,
but you can't pick up on social cues?

Anyway, good job today.

You should go and take some rest too.

Thank you, Father. Good night, Mother.
I'll be visiting you soon.

-Yes, sure thing. Anytime.
-Thank you, Mother.

-Good night, Mom.
-Yes.

You did well today.

-Good night, Dad.
-Yes.

-Bye.
-Good night, sir.

Gosh, that was no joke, was it?

Gosh. That was only the first meeting
between our families,

but I feel like we've already
gone through a whole wedding.

Planning a wedding won't be like this
for the entire time, right?

Of course not!

Now our parents are out of the picture.
It's just you and me now.

I heard couples fight a lot
when they start planning their weddings.

What do you mean?

That might be
what other people do, not us.

Have we ever even fought before?

We haven't.

And we'll never fight in the future.

-You're right.
-That's right.

Sweetie, I'm hungry.

Let's go.

Try giving the kids a call.

Just leave them.

We've already told them
to rest up and have a good night,

so repeating it over and over
is already too tiring.

Our daughter is really getting married.

Yes, she really is.

I always thought
getting her married would feel like

finishing all of my homework.

But now that she's actually doing it,
I feel all weird inside.

It'd probably feel just as weird
if she just kept living with us.

Do you not feel anything at all?

I feel sad, for sure.

But I'm just thankful that
she grew up well and healthy.

She grew up to be

such a pretty young woman
and she found a good partner.

So there's not much more I can ask for.
That's more than enough.

But�

didn't Jun-hyeong's mom look
like an intense character to you?

Don't you think she's going
to give Na-eun a hard time?

The only one who's intense
is this lady right here.

Please.

Seriously, it's like you were
born to annoy me.

Don't be so sad.

I mean, it's not like
they're moving far away.

Plus, she brought
such a great son-in-law to us.

Think of it as if we found another child.

And, I'm not saying this
just because they're ours,

but they're good kids.
They are great together.

By the way,

how much do you think
this wedding is going to cost?

Didn't you hear what Jun-hyeong said?

They will make things work
with whatever they have.

They said they'd do their best.

Don't try and get too involved.

Did that include
all of the financial stuff too?

Yes, of course.

If they invited both parents
to announce their marriage,

I'm sure they already discussed that.

They must know that money is
the one and only thing that can make

or break a marriage, right?

I'm sure they know.

Of course, they do.

They've been dating
for more than two years now.

That kind of stuff
should already have been settled.

Think about how old they are, gosh.

You've never talked about money
with your boyfriend?

I have no idea how much he makes,
let alone how much he's saved up.

You need to worry about
just two things from now on.

-What could they be?
-They say that money

is the most important issue
when it comes to getting married.

How much have you saved up?

This is our one and only wedding.

I want to do it in the most economical way
without any regrets--

We can worry about the price later.

I don't want to have any regrets
rather than worrying about the costs.

I can't even talk about
what I really want.

If I keep going,
I'll just end up being the petty one.

Subtitle translation by: David Kwon