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SURE YOU DON'T MIND
WATCHING HIM AT YOUR PLACE?
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NAH, NAH, NAH. IT'S
GONNA BE GREAT.
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HONEY, YOU'RE COOL
COMING HERE AFTER SCHOOL?
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SURE. PETE'S A HOOT.
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CHECK ME OUT. I'M A HOOT.
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IT'LL JUST BE THIS WEEK.
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THE STATION IS SHORT
ON TRAFFIC REPORTERS.
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HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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OH, SOMETIMES HE
GETS A LITTLE ANXIOUS
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WHEN HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS THINGS.
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RELAX. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
BOYS NEED THEIR TOYS.
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MICHAEL...
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COME TO THE DARK
SIDE OF THE FORCE.
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HE'LL BE FINE.
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HEY!
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THERE SHE IS.
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I NEED A LARGE PIZZA, DOUBLE
PEPPERONI, EXTRA SAUSAGE.
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OH, I SEE YOU'RE ORDERING
OUR BIG FAT GIRL'S SPECIAL.
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I'M SHARING IT WITH JOHNNY.
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YEAH? WHERE IS HE?
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OH, HE'S OUT APARTMENT HUNTING.
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STILL NO LUCK?
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NO. IN FACT...
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I'M THINKING OF ASKING
HIM TO MOVE IN WITH ME
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UNTIL HE FINDS A PLACE.
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BUT I DON'T KNOW. I'M... I'M
REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IT.
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YOU SHOULD BE.
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IT'S A BIG MISTAKE.
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NO, A BIG MISTAKE IS
YOUR LAST HAIRCUT.
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YOU AND JOHNNY
ARE GREAT TOGETHER.
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THEN WHY SPOIL IT?
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WHAT HAPPENS IF
THEY'RE INCOMPATIBLE?
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WE'VE BEEN GOING
OUT FOR 2 MONTHS.
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WE KNOWN EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.
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DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE A SLOB?
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I AM NOT A SLOB.
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REALLY? WHERE DID YOU FIND
YOUR SHOES THIS MORNING?
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IN THE CLOSET.
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AND THE OTHER ONE?
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IN THE PLANTER.
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SO I TIDY UP A BIT BEFORE
JOHNNY COMES OVER.
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YEAH, YEAH, AND SHOO
AWAY THE SEA GULLS
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THAT HOVER OVER YOUR KITCHEN.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. BAD IDEA.
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NO, NO, NO. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
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JOHNNY REALLY LOVES YOU.
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HE'LL LEARN TO
LIVE IN A LANDFILL.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I MEAN, HE'S GOING TO
FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.
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YEAH. BUT IF HE
FINDS OUT TOO SOON,
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IT COULD WRECK EVERYTHING.
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WELL, THAT'S A CHANCE
I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
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WELL, I'M NOT.
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TOUGH.
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OH, OH, YEAH. LIKE THIS
IS ALL YOUR DECISION?
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MY OPINION DOESN'T COUNT?
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GUYS, COULD YOU JUST...
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NO, NO, NO. NOT NOW. NOT NOW.
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OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T FEEL
THE SAME ABOUT JOHNNY AS I DO.
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HEY, I LOVE JOHNNY.
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WELL, I LOVE JOHNNY, TOO.
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GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,
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BUT I'M ALREADY
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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HEY, HONEY.
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HEY, BABY.
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DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
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NO. YOU KNOW, IT'S
BRUTAL OUT THERE.
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YOU KNOW, JOHNNY, IF
YOU NEED TO... WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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WELL, ANYWAY, I'M JUST
GONNA CRASH AT MY SISTER'S
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UNTIL I FIND A PLACE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU
COULD ALWAYS... WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT BAD.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ONLY AN HOUR AWAY.
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OK, LOOK.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST... WHAT?
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SEA GULLS.
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NOTHING.
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WELL, LISTEN, I JUST
CAME BY TO TELL YOU
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I CAN'T STAY FOR LUNCH.
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I'VE GOT TO LOAD UP THE TRUCK
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AND THEN GET TO MY
SISTER'S BEFORE RUSH HOUR.
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SEE YA.
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BYE.
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UH, JOHN, JOHNNY, WAIT.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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NOW, LOOK. IF THERE'S
9 PEOPLE IN A ROOM
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AND THERE'S 3 APPLES,
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WHAT IS THE RATIO
OF PEOPLE TO APPLES?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THE ANSWERS ARE USUALLY
IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK.
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WE DON'T NEED TO LOOK
IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK,
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BECAUSE YOU CAN GET
THIS. YOU CAN GET THIS.
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YOU HAVE 9 PLAYERS ON THIS SIDE
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AND 3 PLAYERS ON THIS SIDE,
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SO THE RATIO IS... 9 TO 3.
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RIGHT! WHICH IS... UM...
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STOP LOOKING AT ME. IT'S 9 TO 3.
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3 TO 1.
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THAT'S VERY GOOD,
BERG. THAT'S VERY GOOD.
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TONIGHT YOU GET
AN EXTRA HOUR OF TV.
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COULD YOU TAKE THE TEST FOR ME?
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SURE. IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN TO ME
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THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN
THE CECUM, COLON, AND RECTUM.
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BERG SAID RECTUM.
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YES, HE DOES THAT.
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LOOK, BERG'S NOT GONNA TAKE
YOUR TEST FOR YOU, SO JUST FOCUS.
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HELLO. HEY, MOM. YEAH, I'M FINE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MICHAEL, SIT DOWN.
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YOU'VE GOT 10 MORE
PROBLEMS. COME ON.
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WHAT?
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NO, NO, I CAN'T HELP AUNT
EMILY MOVE HER COUCH.
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WELL, HOW DID SHE GET
PINNED UP AGAINST THE WALL?
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WHAT? NO, I HAVE CAITLIN'S SON.
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I... I CAN WATCH HIM.
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YEAH, I'LL HAVE
SHARON WATCH HIM.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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ALL RIGHT, ASK HER.
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BUT NOW YOU RUN THE RISK OF
FINDING MICHAEL STUFFED IN THE PLANTER.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT
HE'S A KID, HE'S NOT A DOG,
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SO IF YOU DON'T FEED
HIM, HE CAN TELL ME.
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FINE. OK, GO. GO.
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ALL RIGHT. BUT LISTEN.
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HE HAS TO FINISH HIS RATIOS.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
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YES. ALL RIGHT.
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AND CAITLIN'S CELL PHONE
NUMBER'S ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
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AND IF YOU HAVE AN
EMERGENCY, IT'S 911.
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AND, UH... POISON CONTROL...
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PETE, ALL THOSE NUMBERS ARE
BUSY BECAUSE AUNT EMILY'S DYING.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. MICHAEL?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA SAY THIS.
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OBEY BERG.
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ALL RIGHT. WHERE WERE WE?
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YEP.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO STUDY.
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SOMETIMES THE BEST
WAY TO LEARN SOMETHING
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IS TO WALK AWAY FROM IT.
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TAKE A BREAK.
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SO... SO YOU CAN LOOK
AT IT FROM A FRESH ANGLE.
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I DON'T KNOW. THIS TEST
IS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
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PRETTY IMPORTANT?
WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?
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FIFTH.
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FIFTH... FIFTH... FIFTH...
FIFTH GRADE DOESN'T COUNT!
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8, 9, 10, THOSE ARE THE
IMPORTANT ONES. LET'S GO.
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OH.
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AAH!
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Johnny: SHARON? YOU IN THERE?
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YEAH, JUST A SECOND, HONEY.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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HI.
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HEY. COME ON IN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I WAS JUST READING.
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BUT YOU'RE SWEATING.
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DANIELLE STEEL. WHOO!
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UH, CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
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YEAH, I'D LOVE SOMETHING.
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT IS SO NICE TO COME HERE AFTER LOOKING
AT THE DUMPS PEOPLE CALL APARTMENTS.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT "ARTIST'S
RETREAT" ACTUALLY MEANS
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NO INDOOR PLUMBING?
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AND "PRIME LOCATION" MEANS ACROSS
THE STREET FROM A CRACK HOUSE.
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SO YOU LIKE BEING HERE?
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OH, DEFINITELY.
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I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU
SAID THAT, BECAUSE...
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU FINISH
YOUR SENTENCES ANYMORE?
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WELL, I JUST THINK THAT...
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THAT I SHOULD MOVE IN
HERE UNTIL I FIND A PLACE?
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YES, THANK YOU!
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YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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YES, YES, YES,
YES. IT'LL BE FUN.
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IT'LL BE JUST LIKE PLAYING
HOUSE WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
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BUT INSTEAD OF
MAKING IMAGINARY PIES,
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WE'LL HAVE SEX.
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AND INSTEAD OF
DRESSING UP DOLLS,
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WE'LL HAVE MORE SEX.
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OH, GREAT. YOU KNOW, I'LL
BRING MY STUFF IN TOMORROW.
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SO WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS?
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WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T WE?
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YOU KNOW, PERFECT APARTMENT.
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PERFECT GIRL.
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THERE'S ONE LITTLE
THING I NEED TO TELL YOU
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BEFORE YOU MOVE IN.
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OK.
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YOU KNOW HOW I KEEP
THIS PLACE REALLY CLEAN...
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OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME TO BE TIDY.
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NO, THAT'S THE WAY I WAS RAISED.
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REALLY?
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OH, MY MOM ALWAYS MADE SURE
THAT THE PLACE WAS SPOTLESS.
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YEAH, THE WAY YOU KEEP YOUR
APARTMENT MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
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OH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S ME, MRS. CLEAN.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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WE WENT ON A... FIELD TRIP.
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WELL, WELL, I WAS WORRIED SICK.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE A NOTE?
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WE WERE EXPLORING THE
FASCINATING WORLD OF RATIOS.
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HIT IT, MICHAEL.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT 5 TO
2 IS ACTUALLY 2 1/2 TO ONE?
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WOW! WOW, THAT'S
REALLY GOOD, MIKE.
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AND USUALLY IT'S THE FAVORITE.
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BUT IF YOU BOX YOUR
BET WITH A LONG SHOT,
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YOU CAN REALLY MAKE SOME CASH.
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WHERE DID YOU TAKE HIM?
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THE DOG TRACK.
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YOU TOOK HIM TO THE DOG TRACK?!
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YEAH. THE OFF-TRACK
BETTING'S NO PLACE FOR KIDS.
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MICHAEL.
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GO GET READY FOR
HOCKEY PRACTICE.
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I NEED TO TALK TO BERG.
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BOY. THAT'S NEVER
GOOD NEWS IN MY HOUSE.
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ME, NEITHER.
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YOU TOOK HIM TO THE DOG TRACK?
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BERG, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE HIM TO THE BAR
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AND TEACH HIM HOW
TO MIX MARTINIS?
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YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, 4 PARTS
GIN TO ONE PART VERMOUTH.
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OH, SURE, IF YOU WANT
A REALLY WET MARTINI.
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I'M NOT KIDDING.
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HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEARN
STARING AT THAT BOOK ALL DAY.
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I USED TO BE LIKE THAT.
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HE NEEDED A MORE
CREATIVE APPROACH.
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YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT CREATIVE?
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NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.
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I'M JUST SAYING THAT THE
KID, HE USES HIS LEFT BRAIN.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE ME.
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HE'S NOT LIKE YOU. HE
USES HIS FULL BRAIN.
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YOU'RE JEALOUS.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
235
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,522
BECAUSE MICHAEL HAD
A LITTLE FUN WITH ME.
236
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,901
THAT'S YOU. FUN, FUN, FUN.
237
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,069
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE
238
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,126
UNCLE "LET'S RUN WITH SCISSORS."
239
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:36,066
AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE UNCLE "HEY, GRAB YOUR ABACUS.
240
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,302
WE'RE GOING TO THE MATH FAIR."
241
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,182
MAYBE I WON'T BE A FUN UNCLE,
242
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,550
BUT I'LL BE A GOOD FATHER.
243
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,540
WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH?
244
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,775
I DON'T KNOW.
245
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,709
WHY DON'T YOU TAP INTO
THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN
246
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,411
AND FIGURE IT OUT.
247
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,847
YEAH? YOU KNOW, I'D
RATHER BE A LOUSY FATHER
248
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,416
THAN A WHINY, UPTIGHT ONE
249
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,519
WITH A GOLF CLUB
LODGED UP HIS BUTT!
250
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,892
PETE?
251
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,828
BERG?
252
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,263
WHO'S TAKING ME
TO HOCKEY PRACTICE?
253
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,449
HEY.
254
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,984
HELLO. HELLO.
255
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:29,932
WHAT'S WRONG, SHAR?
YOU LOOK STRESSED.
256
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,267
IT'S NOT WORKING OUT
WITH JOHNNY OR DID...
257
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,524
PETE TRY TO TEACH YOU MATH?
258
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,205
YOU KNOW, SHAR, YOU SHOULD
LOOSEN UP. ABDUCT A KID.
259
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,329
IT WORKED FOR BERG.
260
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,510
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.
261
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,500
WASHING EVERY
DISH, DOING LAUNDRY,
262
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,803
CLEANING UP
CONSTANTLY AFTER MYSELF.
263
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,039
I MEAN, WHO LIVES LIKE THAT?
264
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,876
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LINENS?
265
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:55,947
AH AH AH. JOHNNY'S USED TO FRESH
SHEETS AND TOWELS EVERY DAY.
266
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,882
WHY? DID HE GROW UP IN A HYATT?
267
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,762
WHEN'S HE GOING TO
FIND AN APARTMENT?
268
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,631
THAT'S THE THING.
HE STOPPED LOOKING.
269
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,288
HE LIKES MY PLACE.
270
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,858
IT REMINDS HIM OF HIS
STUPID CLEAN MOTHER.
271
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,993
STOP LIVING A LIE.
272
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,995
HE HAS TO LOVE YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.
273
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:11,996
YEAH, BUT THEN I MIGHT...
274
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,598
NO, NO, NO, SHARON.
275
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:18,336
IT'S TIME TO COME OUT
OF THE SLOPPY CLOSET.
276
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,939
THEN YOU CAN MARCH IN
THE SLOPPY PRIDE PARADE.
277
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,614
BEACON STREET PIZZA.
278
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:35,119
YEAH, THIS IS PETE DUNVILLE.
279
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,055
WELL, I'M MORE LIKE MICHAEL'S
AFTER-SCHOOL BABY-SITTER.
280
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,892
OF COURSE. I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
281
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,893
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
282
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,027
WHAT IS IT?
283
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,028
IT'S MICHAEL'S PRINCIPAL.
284
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,540
HE GOT CAUGHT
CHEATING ON A MATH TEST.
285
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,198
PROBABLY 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T STUDY.
286
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,844
OH, MAN, LOOK, I'M
COMIN' WITH YOU.
287
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,579
NO, BERG, LOOK. YOU'VE
DONE ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT.
288
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,037
SO JUST STAY HERE AND
WATCH THE PIZZA PLACE.
289
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,639
AND TRY NOT TO
TAKE IT TO THE TRACK.
290
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,254
HELLO?
291
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,822
HI, SIS, HOW ARE YOU?
292
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,025
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU ALWAYS SAID
293
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,204
I'D WIND UP WITH A
GIRL JUST LIKE MOM?
294
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,861
I DID.
295
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,298
OH, IT'S TERRIBLE.
296
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,765
OH, SHE'S A NEAT FREAK.
297
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,545
YOU REMEMBER HOW WE
CAN'T STAND ON THE CARPETS
298
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,880
BECAUSE MOM NEEDS THEM FLUFFY?
299
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,537
SAME THING.
300
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,373
UH, JUST DO WHAT
DAD DOES, I GUESS.
301
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,121
YOU KNOW, PRETEND TO BE CLEAN,
GO BOWLING 6 NIGHTS A WEEK.
302
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,914
Sharon: LADY, IF YOU DON'T MOVE
THAT WALKER OUT OF THE WAY,
303
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,316
I'LL MOVE IT FOR YOU!
304
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,112
SHARON'S HOME EARLY. I
GOTTA GO. CALL YOU BACK.
305
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,870
RECYCLE!
306
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,556
HEY, HONEY. YOU'RE HOME EARLY.
307
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,624
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
308
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:21,993
READING.
309
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,828
THAT DANIELLE STEEL.
310
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,829
HOW WAS WORK?
311
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,830
UH, NEVER ENDS.
312
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,943
AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
313
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,811
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TENSE.
314
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,901
NO, IT'S JUST THAT...
315
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,505
OK. OK. MAYBE A LITTLE TENSE.
316
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,207
OHH, IS THAT A BEER?
317
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,643
OH, MAN! NO COASTER.
318
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,578
OH, YES, RIGHT. NO COASTER.
319
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,579
WE WOULDN'T WANT
TO LEAVE A RING.
320
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,547
NO, WE WOULDN'T.
321
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:44,515
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
322
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,560
I CAN HANDLE IT. OH!
323
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,683
DAMN IT!
324
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,618
DON'T WORRY. IT'LL CLEAN.
325
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,053
GET A TOWEL.
326
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,966
YOU DON'T WANT TO USE A
DIRTY TOWEL ON THE CARPET.
327
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,756
I HAVE A NEW ONE.
328
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:53,690
OH, DON'T USE THOSE.
YOU'LL RUIN THEM.
329
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,769
YOU'RE RUBBING IN THE STAIN.
330
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,626
WELL, YOU'RE
FLATTENING THE CARPET.
331
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,627
THE STAIN!
332
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,761
THE FLUFF.
333
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,641
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
DO THIS ANYMORE!
334
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,564
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
335
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,565
ME?
336
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,900
TRY LIVING WITH YOU.
337
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,469
I AM SORRY. THERE ARE
ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN A DAY
338
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,338
I CAN SANITIZE FOR
YOUR PROTECTION.
339
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,872
YOU KNOW WHAT?
340
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,420
I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
AND I THINK YOU NEED SOME HELP.
341
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,146
WELL, I AM SORRY IF I CAN'T KEEP THIS
PLACE AS CLEAN AS YOUR MOTHER DOES.
342
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,893
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
COULD KEEP THEIR PLACE AS CLEAN...
343
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,316
WHAT?
344
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,584
I CAN'T STAND THIS.
345
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:21,796
THIS PLACE IS MORE STERILE
THAN A HOSPITAL ROOM.
346
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,754
I NEED... I NEED FILTH!
347
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,492
WHAT?
348
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,163
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NEAT FREAK.
349
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,798
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED
THIS PLACE LIKE YOUR MOM'S.
350
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,536
SHARON, I HATED
LIVING AT MY MOM'S.
351
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,037
THE SMELL OF LYSOL...
352
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,939
IT GIVES ME FLASHBACKS.
353
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,445
LOOK AT MY SHIRT. I-I'M A SLOB.
354
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,246
YOU'RE A SLOB?
355
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,981
UH, A BIG SLOB.
356
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,749
I'M A PIG!
357
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,085
YOU'RE A PIG?
358
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,853
PIG, PIG, PIG.
359
00:15:56,889 --> 00:16:00,257
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL PIG.
360
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,827
OH, GOD. I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO HAVE TO START BOWLING.
361
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,264
SO WE DON'T HAVE
TO LIVE LIKE THIS?
362
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,566
WHAT?
363
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,033
SO WE DON'T HAVE
TO LIVE LIKE THIS?
364
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,803
NO MORE COASTERS.
365
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:18,342
OK, OK. YOU KNOW WHAT'S
REALLY BEEN BUGGING ME?
366
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:21,445
THAT IS JUST WRONG.
367
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,092
WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
KEEPING THE CARPETS FLUFFY.
368
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,348
HELL, NO!
369
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,760
SHOES ARE OK ON THE SOFA?
370
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,624
HEY, BABY, YOU'RE GOING
TO RUIN THE UPHOLSTERY.
371
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,796
Michael: HI, BERG.
372
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,132
HEY, HI, MICHAEL.
373
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,478
MICHAEL, GO GET
YOUR HOCKEY STUFF.
374
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,900
OK.
375
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,338
HEY, HEY, IS HE OK?
376
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,639
DID HE GET SUSPENDED?
377
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,051
I TALKED TO HIS PRINCIPAL.
THEY LET HIM OFF.
378
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,775
THANK GOD, UH...
379
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,411
LOOK, I'M REALLY...
REALLY SORRY.
380
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,514
YOU SHOULD BE.
381
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,726
COME ON, MICHAEL,
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
382
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,417
Michael: OK.
383
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,197
HOLD ON. MICHAEL, COME HERE FOR
A SECOND. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
384
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,565
OH, BERG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
385
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,555
NO, I WANT TO.
386
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,990
LOOK, MICHAEL.
387
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,061
IT WAS... IT WAS MY FAULT THAT...
THAT... THAT YOU CHEATED ON THAT TEST.
388
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,429
I DIDN'T CHEAT.
389
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,764
WHAT?
390
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,559
COME ON, MICHAEL, HERE WE GO!
391
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,902
JUST A SECOND.
392
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,015
NO, THEY THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING
393
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,950
BECAUSE I GOT ALL
THE ANSWERS RIGHT.
394
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,340
YOU DID?!
395
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,678
HEY, OFF WE GO.
396
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,691
THANKS TO YOU AND
THE DAILY DOUBLE,
397
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,115
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND RATIOS.
398
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,663
THEY MADE ME TAKE A NEW
TEST IN FRONT OF THE PRINCIPAL,
399
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,054
AND HE HAD TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
400
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,955
HOW COOL IS THAT?
401
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:44,928
PETER, PETER,
PETER, PETER, PETER.
402
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,364
YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO TELL ME, WERE YOU?
403
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,378
LOOK, IT DOESN'T
MATTER, ALL RIGHT?
404
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,181
JUST BECAUSE IT WORKED OUT
DOESN'T MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT.
405
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,239
FUNNY, I FEEL RIGHT.
406
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,354
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE MY
WHOLE CLASS TO THE TRACK.
407
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,346
CHECK IT OUT.
408
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,792
THEY'RE NOT YOUR SNEAKERS.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
409
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,826
I WON THEM.
410
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,483
WELL, HOW?
411
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:10,588
WELL, LET'S SAY JIMMY
PETERSON PICKED THE SLOW END.
412
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:12,889
YOU WERE BETTING!
413
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,890
YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BET.
414
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,337
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO...
415
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,393
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
416
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,095
NO, TOMORROW
MORNING, FIRST THING,
417
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,198
YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SHOES AND
GIVING THEM BACK TO JIMMY PETERSON.
418
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,100
DO I HAVE TO?
419
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,368
OH, YOU BET YOUR ASS.
420
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,836
BERG.
421
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,037
RECTUM.
422
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,243
NOT FUNNY.
423
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,944
NOT FUNNY.
424
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:38,048
LOOK, WHAT YOU DID
WAS WRONG, MICHAEL.
425
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,851
NOW TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF
BEFORE THEY SHAPE TO YOUR FEET.
426
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,554
GIDDYUP.
427
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,358
GO AHEAD.
428
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,059
GO AHEAD, SAY IT.
429
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,296
YOU'RE LIKE THAT
FATHER FROM SHINE.
430
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,615
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
431
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,149
YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS WRONG.
432
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,517
I'M GOING TO MAKE
A LOUSY FATHER.
433
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,885
I HAD THE KID FOR 2 HOURS
434
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,744
AND I TURN HIM INTO PETE ROSE.
435
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,078
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
436
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,181
LOOK, BEING A FATHER
IS TOUGH. TRUST ME.
437
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,584
LOOK, I'VE BEEN DOING IT EVERY
AFTERNOON FOR ALMOST A WEEK.
438
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,254
OH, MAN.
439
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,555
WHAT?
440
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,911
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
HE STARTS DATING?
441
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,171
I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
442
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,328
ME, NEITHER.
443
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,564
WOW. IMAGINE. PEOPLE
DO THIS EVERY DAY.
444
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,101
I KNOW. I'M EXHAUSTED.
445
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,136
I TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL BUY YOU A BEER,
446
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,212
UNCLE "RUN WITH SCISSORS."
447
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,139
YEP.
448
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,352
YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
449
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,816
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
ONE PRETTY GOOD DAD.
450
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,844
VERY GOOD.
451
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,485
PETE?
452
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,787
BERG?
453
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:53,457
Both: SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY.
454
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,665
Sharon: OH, YEAH.
455
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,302
OH. OH. YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
456
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,338
UH-HUH.
457
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,940
AH!
458
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,912
OH, I LOVE YOU.
459
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,590
HEY!
460
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,825
SO HOW'D IT GO?
461
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,793
OH, THE DAY REALLY DRAGGED.
462
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,128
NO OVERTURNED
TRUCKS, NOT EVEN A STALL.
463
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,098
CHEER UP. TOMORROW I'LL GO OUT AND
RAM INTO A LIVESTOCK TRUCK FOR YOU.
464
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,035
YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS.
465
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,915
SO, LISTEN, HERE
ARE MICHAEL'S BOOKS.
466
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,140
AND... HERE IS HIS HOCKEY STUFF.
467
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,377
OH, GREAT.
468
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,378
YOU GOT A KID THAT
GOES WITH THESE?
469
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,579
OH, YEAH.
470
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,124
MICHAEL IS ACROSS
THE STREET RIGHT NOW
471
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:51,515
IN A PARK WITH BERG.
472
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,651
HE'S COMPLETING
HIS JEDI TRAINING.
473
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,421
THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH HIM.
474
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,456
SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
475
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,735
OH, IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT.
476
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,703
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
477
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,527
HAS HE BEEN GIVING
YOU ANY TROUBLE?
478
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,696
NO. NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
479
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,308
I MEAN, THE DAY WENT
OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.
480
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,866
YOU KNOW, HIS SCHOOL CALLED.
481
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,101
LISTEN, I'M SORRY...
482
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,437
THEY SAY HE GOT AN
"A" ON HIS RATIO TESTS.
483
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:16,217
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TELL YOU BEFORE THEY DID.
484
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,876
IT'S AMAZING. HE'S NEVER
BEEN GOOD AT MATH.
485
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,978
WELL, I GUESS IT'S ALL
IN HOW YOU TEACH THEM.
486
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,947
WELL, I GOTTA GO GRAB HIM.
487
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,616
MICHAEL WANTS TO
STOP BY THE PET STORE.
488
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:29,052
HE'S GOT HIS HEART SET
ON GETTING A GREYHOUND.
489
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,221
HE SEEMS TO THINK IT WOULD
MAKE A SMART INVESTMENT.
490
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,259
KIDS.
491
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,799
COME ON, NUMBER 7.
COME ON, NUMBER 7.
492
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,101
COME ON, GO, GO GO.
493
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,181
COME ON. GET THE
BUNNY. GET THE BUNNY.
494
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,606
COME ON, SADIE MAE.
COME ON, SADIE MAE.
495
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,607
YAY!
496
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,309
YEAH.
497
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,478
NEW COMPUTERS
FOR THE MATH CLASS.
498
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,180
AND REMEMBER, THIS IS VERY BAD.
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