All language subtitles for Pivoting S01E09 eng

So this is technically
an Irish pub. Is it?

- Mm.
- I mean, the four-leaf clover.

I don't know. Anyway.

Oh, it's Henry.

"Where are you at?
It's almost sex o'clock."

Ooh.

- Just block him.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I put this on
my tab, by the way.

Oh, Amy, in lieu of cash,
can I give you a gift card

to Fields or Les
and Cathy's Coffee?

Free refills on
Tuesdays before 10:00.

In lieu? Are we French?

Jodie, did you rob a CVS? What?

Yeah. No. I buy all
these at the supermarket

so that they go on the food bill

and then Dan doesn't know when
I'm spending money on myself.

Oh, my God.

Well, there's a business
degree put to good use.

Right?

Oh, it's tragic.

Here's your check, ladies.

Take the leftovers with me.

Oh, my God. Are you homeless?

No, I'm minimum wage.

I have to do things
on the cheap now.

- Ahh.
- Seriously?

- Hi.
- Let's go, ma'am.

Where... Whoa! Discrimination!

Whoa, whoa! Brutal!

Against people with no money!

You see this? That
took an interesting turn.

Jodie, will you grab my phone?

Yep, got it.

Anyway, I have got to go.

Got to be back home
in "sexteen" minutes.

You leave the tip.

Wait! I don't own cash.

Um...

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Just five more minutes.

Mm.

Oh, my G... Oh, my God.

What? What are you doing?

I'm just looking at you.

Why? Oh, come on.

Who does that? That's weird.

Because, um, I love you
and I think you're gorgeous,

and you have a little
something in your hair...

Oh, God... maybe oatmeal.

Mmm.

That was a teething biscuit.

Really good. Oh.

Julia's getting a molar, so...

Alright, I'm gonna
take a shower.

No, hey. Don't you, uh...

Don't you want to get
dirty before you get clean?

Oh, my God. Again?

We just did it last night.

I just can't get enough of you.

Come on. What... Hold on.

I can feel a little bit extra.

Oh, that's disappointing.
It was just toothpaste. Oh.

Look, if you're having an affair

and you're doing
this out of guilt,

I'm good. I'm really good.

And maybe cut your toenails.

I'm growing them out for you.

You guys! Regret. It's regret.

You guys, I have the
most scandalous gossip.

Thanks for this.

One of the other moms at
school got found out for having...

an OnlyThrills account.

I know. I know.

Can someone please
tell me what OnlyThrills is?

You don't know?

It's a website where normal,
ugly people can be porn stars,

and they do either sexy
stuff or just mundane things

like washing dishes or eating.

Look, I bookmarked the mother.

Look at her. Oh!

Whoa. I can't believe
we know a sex worker.

She's not a sex worker, Jodie.

She's pulling in $50k a year

letting people watch her
suds up her lopsided boobs.

Oh, you guys, her boobs
are lopsided, look. Mm-hmm.

Half of her had fun
in high school, huh?

Wait, guys.

People aren't even
showing their faces on this.

Look at this one.

This is just someone's feet
being squirted with baby oil.

Wait. People will
pay to look at feet?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In other news, Jodie,
you're fake spiritual.

Is there any planets
in retrograde right now,

or like a horny moon rising,

because Henry's
all over my jock.

We had sex last
night, this morning.

It's unprecedented.

Did you know that you can burn
up to 300 calories making love?

Gross. Nobody's "making love."

We're boffing, okay?

A lot. It's obscene.

I mean, the rest
is pretty standard.

I have prettier feet
than anyone on here.

Yeah, you have very pretty feet,

and now you're just
giving it away for free

every time you wear a flip-flop.

Do you think? No!

Sarah! What?

You cannot! Why?

Why can't I have a side hustle?

I want to buy that
sofa I've been visiting

at Carol Convertibles.

God, I would love
to take her home.

It's sad you're more
excited about a sofa

than any girl you've ever dated.

It's that soft. Wait, so
you're gonna get naked?

On camera?

On the Internet?!

Jodie, calm down.
It's just my feet.

I've been using my brain
my whole life to get by.

Now I'm gonna use my bod.

That-a-girl. Well,
I could never.

I mean, I am a mom, after all.

Ah! Yeah. To the left.

Just a little. Okay, okay.

Swing your knee
over this... this way.

Oh.

Okay.

There we go. Um, can
we just pull the booster out?

No, they're
impossible to get in.

They take forever. Um...

Oh, this is rough.

You know what?
We can take it out.

I have a manual in the glovebox.

No, no, no. Hey, no, no.

It's not your fault. It's mine.

I mean, you're this...
This classy lady,

and I don't even have
anywhere for us to be together.

I should never have let my mom
put her beer fridge in my room.

She's always barging in now,
especially in the mornings.

Oh, no. I know, right?

It's so fattening.

It's not like we can
boff at my place.

What? Oh. Amy put it in my head.

Oh.

You know what, Jodie?
This just lights a fire under me

to get my fitness
empire off the ground.

You know, I mean, I'm
already basically an influencer.

I just need a couple more
pec result photos and...

Yeah. Once I have
my own chain of gyms,

we can have sex in one of those.

Ah! And this lights
a fire under me

to get my organizing
business going.

Yeah! But that could take years.

Look at us. Future
power couple. Aww.

Is there anywhere we
can rent for an hour?

We'll need cash
for that. I'm on it.

I'm so tired from just running
around with the kids all day.

We were painting,

and we must have
blown like 1,000 bubbles.

I mean, honestly, how
many bubbles can one blow?

Um, Julia ate a
puzzle piece, okay?

So just be on the
lookout for that. Yeah.

I think it was,
like, a cat's claw.

Like the end of a cat's
claw or something like that.

Henry. Hmm?

What is going on with you?
Why are you so into me?

Are you participating in
a male hormone study?

You're just hotter than ever.

I don't know. I cut my toenails.

I know. I can tell.

This is a little alarming, okay?

Who are you imagining I am?

It better be
someone unattainable

like Angelina
Jolie or Cleopatra.

Those women are gross,
and one of them's dead. Mm.

This is a little
embarrassing to admit,

but since you started
being a hands-on mom...

In the afternoons? Yes.

You've made a choice to
spend more time with the kids,

and it brought out
a new side of you.

What? What side?

You know, like, more
nurturing and caring.

You've stopped army
crawling under the windows

so the kids don't
know you're home.

You don't call Luke "the one
with the brown hair" anymore.

You know what a
teething biscuit is.

I mean, come on.
You're maternal.

You've changed. It's a turn-on.

Unbelievable. What is that?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Honey, it's a compliment.

Oh, my God.

You're basically saying that
you weren't attracted to who I was

before I started mothering
the kids... in the afternoons.

Is "mothering" a word?

Not what I said.
Not what I said.

And yes, I think so.

Well, it doesn't matter
if you said it or not.

It's what I heard, so
I'm finally the woman

that you wish you married.

Then great for you.

I-I'm kind of confused
how this is a bad thing.

Mama.

Julia's teething. I need to go.

Try to keep it in your pants.

I...

Mommy's coming.
Oh, boy, that's hot.

You really need this? Yes!

My feet need a lot of light.

I-I want it to look like
they're on vacation.

Mm. This is Evan's
desk lamp, and I feel dirty.

Stop being such a prude.

I am letting you shoot
erotica in my house.

- Oh, grow up.
- Ughhhh!

Where are your kids?

What? They're
downstairs with yours.

Is that the first thing that people
think of when they see me?

No. I think your
hair's too blonde.

What? It's just, it
washes you out a little,

but it's not as
brassy as it was.

Oh, my God. Okay. Well,
Henry doesn't seem to mind.

Did he actually say that?

Okay, he's obsessed
with me right now,

ever since I started taking
care of the kids in the afternoon.

Guys, he called me...

- He called me "maternal."
- Aww.

You did tell me to be careful
at a crosswalk the other week.

No, I didn't. Did I?

Mm-hmm. You did.

I don't recognize myself.

Oh, that's why all the boffing.

The what? The boffing.

The sex. Oh, right.

You sound like a little British
man when you say it. Oh, thanks.

Well, it is derived
from Middle English.

Okay. When did this turn
into a Shakespeare class?

My husband wishes
I was somebody else.

No, he just likes the new you.

Well, if Coleen had never died,

I never would have started
going home in the afternoons

to take care of the kids, and
he never would have realized

how unhappy he was.

Mnh-mnh.

Jodie, can I get a, um, a
pillow for under my foot?

I just want to... I
want to prop it up.

Like, a decorative one.

Just to be clear, you
would never do this for me.

Guys, I'm not doing
it again tonight, okay?

I have actual work to do,

and I am not gonna
get a UTI for his kink.

Amy, you should be
happy your husband

wants to have sex with you.

The old you, the new
you, the brassy you.

What's this "brassy" thing?

You know, if more
men were like him,

OnlyThrills wouldn't even exist.

Jodie, this pillow looks cheap.

Do you have a... a classier one?

But it's perfect for
your seedy clients!

You don't know they're seedy!

This is mine. Jodie,
you're being a baby.

Break it up!
Girls, girls, girls.

Hey, hey! Break it up. Break
it up. Stop with the sass!

Both of you are in a time-out.

Oh, my God.

If Henry heard me right now,
he'd be so turned on. Mm.

That was so maternal.

No, we have to show
the ugly scalloped handle

of the serving spoon, or
we're gonna lose our sponsors.

Donna. Donna.

Do you have to file your
nails so close to the phone?

Oh, also, we are
$400 over budget

on the summer salad show.

They're not even
actually eating the lettuce.

You know what?
New lettuce is just...

It's a luxury we
can't afford, Donna.

Sorry. I'm gonna
be a little while.

No, no, no. Do your thing.

I'm just gonna
turn the light off.

Are you kidding me?

Henry, wake up. I'm not asleep.

I just put my head
down on the pillow.

I can't believe you right now.

I am a working
woman. I am a boss.

And somehow that's just...

That's just not attractive
to you anymore?

I mean, I-I'm just some
disgusting career pig

you have to sleep next to?

What are you
doing? P-Please stop.

I just... I just want
to go to sleep.

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Henry, are you not
attracted to the old Amy?

Did you... Did you
ever love me? What?

If I were sitting here, just
signing permission slips

or baking an apple
pie, you'd be all over me.

If you were baking
an apple pie in here,

I'd have a lot of
electrical questions.

Why can't you just admit
that you were secretly

waiting for me to turn
into someone I'm not

so you could fall
in love with me?

Because I'll tell you what...
The way you look at me now,

you should see
your eyes light up.

It's disgusting.

Honey, I'm not waiting for
you to become anyone else.

I love the old Amy.

That's why I married
her and... all of that.

Oh.

No! Then why don't you
want to have sex with me?

I'm not in the mood for sex

'cause I had to
fire a guy today.

Wh... Oh.

Hang on a second.

What do you mean? I
didn't know you fire people.

You fire people? Yeah.

It's not something
you brag about.

No, yeah, no, no.
No, it actually is.

I mean, you could
potentially just, like,

ruin someone's life.

And that's good?

I did not know that
you had this side to you.

This is like, so...

This is so manly.
This is so powerful.

Tell me... Tell me everything.

Well, I-I fire
people all the time.

How does that work?
Like, what goes down?

Do you, like, call them into
your office and you're like,

"Hey, sit down,"

or do you just, like, slam
your fist down on the table

and you're like, "Get out"?

Um, I... both.

Mm! Mm!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So you don't like the old Henry?

You, uh... You want a
tough guy who fires people.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I also cut people's
vacation days.

Oh, my God. Yes, you do!

And I denied a guy's
workman's comp.

He's a single dad. Oh, my God!

Should we hang up with Donna?

Donna, you still
with us, honey? Mm.

Oh. Wait.

I need this.

I can't. I need it.

You know, this happened
earlier with a guy

and a bottle of whiskey?

It was a little darker.

I really need this gift card

so I can go to Jessicrafts,
buy some glue guns,

wait for the shift change,
and return them for cash.

Why do you need cash so bad?

Things. Ah, boyfriend things.

Don't care for the judgement.

Yes, that's part of it.

I can't.

Dan's starting to ask questions.

Like, he doesn't
think the freezer has

$200 worth of meat in it, so...

I'm gonna have to
find another way.

You know, everything about you is
the first 20 minutes of a "Dateline."

Well, at least I'm not pimping
out my toes to strangers.

Oh, that reminds me.

Tell me what you think.

Now, should I get
heavy cotton or suede

for my new Carol Convertible?

Suede? Who are you?

I am making a pretty penny
off all these foot freaks,

especially this
big spender Ari 13.

You're making enough
money off of this site

to order a couch in
a premium material?

Mm-hmm. And
matching barrel chairs!

I love barrel chairs!

I know! I'm getting
them in linen.

Linen?! Mm-hmm.

That's not even in the
same catalog! Mnh-mnh.

Mom!

Were you taking my money?

No!

But I was gonna
teach you a lesson

about leaving your bag out
where anyone could steal from you.

I'm not upset.

I'm just deeply disappointed.

Sarah, I need money, so...

how do I set up an
OnlyThrills page?

And don't make fun of
me. I'm a tragic character.

Check it out.

Wow!

Is this for your foot video?

For our foot video.

I did a little bit of research,

and I discovered that
girl-on-girl foot-on-foot videos

make twice the money.

Like, three linen
barrel chairs' worth.

Really? Yes! Oh,
and I also discovered

that guys have a real
thing for feet smushing fruit.

Hmm. So if we can get
the bananas to squish up

through our toes, jackpot.

Got it. Well, let's do it.

Yeah? Okay.

Jodie, you're a
genius. Alrighty.

After you. Thank you.

Okay, now, every
photoshoot needs music.

I saw it on TV. Okay. Okay!

Nope. No. No.

What?

Unh-unh. Jodie!
Well, I was thinking...

Yeah?

Your feet are fugly. I
never noticed this before.

This is crazy.

What? They're not!

Well, I mean, they are,
but I-I don't want to...

I don't want to scare away
my biggest paying fan, Ari 13.

And mama needs a bar cart,

and... and your toes are bubbly.

Jodie!

It's nothing to cry over.

Just... Just don't wear sandals.

Hey.

What's the emergency?

One of the guys on my crew has
been bullying the other workers,

so... I'm gonna
have to fire him.

You brought me here to... Watch.

Okay.

So...

That's right, baby.
I know your kink.

Oh, my God. I'm so
turned on right now.

Wait, wait, wait,
though. Wait. What?

I feel... I kind of
feel bad for this guy.

No, don't. He's a bully.

Yeah, but I mean, aren't
we all bullies deep down?

He drives slow in the fast lane.

Ah, yeah. I'm back on board.

Hey, Henry. You
wanted to see me?

Uh, yeah. Enjoy.

Okay, okay.

Have a seat, Randy.

We got a problem.

Your coworkers have
been complaining

about how you're treating
them with disrespect.

I won't have it. What?

That's right.

You're fired. Oh.

You can't do that to me.

Get off your high horse, Henry.

Like you've never pushed
anyone around before?

Oh, I have. In fact,
I'm doing it right now.

Mmm. Goodbye, Randy.

Grab your lunchbox and
get the hell out of here.

Oh. Unbelievable.

Mm. You ruined my life!

Oh, that's so hot.

Ah!

So what are you
doing this afternoon?

Well, I'm gonna take
the kids to the park

and then to a...
A play-gym place,

and then, um, probably
go get some ice cream after.

My God. Tell me how you
don't go through red lights

with them in the
car, but talk fast.

I also keep Wet Wipes in the
center console now. Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait,
wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on.

What if this whole
mother thing doesn't stick?

Like, what if I wake
up one day and I decide

I want to go back to the
way I was before Col died?

Before I became a, like,
an actual hands-on mother?

In the afternoons.
In the afternoons.

Then you're disgusted by me?

Babe, no matter what happens,
we can always role play.

Mm.

Now get out of here.
I have work to do.

You're so bossy.

You better be baking
an apple pie in bed

when I get home tonight.

Or else what? Or
else you're fired.

I'm a loser.

I buy drinks with
craft store cards

and I tried to steal
money from my own kid.

Well, in fairness, she
probably stole it from you.

Sarah, I am 39
and 3/4 years old,

and I have nothing of my own.

Mm. That is your fault.

You gave away all your power.

You gave it all to Dan,

and now you're
afraid to ask for it back.

No, that's the point.
I don't want to ask.

I want something
that's just mine.

I don't know where to start.

And I've got ugly feet.

Well...

And you're so smart
and pretty and brave,

and you weren't at all afraid
to throw your entire life away

to go after what you want,
which is still very much TBD,

but you're on your way.

Why are you even
friends with me?

Because you loaned me underwear

when I sat on
lemonade in first grade.

You peed in your pants.

But you told everyone
it was lemonade.

You are the kindest,
most supportive,

loyal friend that
I've ever known.

But I'm cheating on my husband.

Yes, you are.

But you are very loyal
to those who deserve it,

and, you know, we're both...

smushing rotten
fruit in a bathtub

at 2:00 on a Tuesday afternoon,

so I don't think either
of us is doing very well.

Come on.

Get up.

Let's try to make a few bucks
on those fugly bubble toes.

Really?

You think, uh, you
think they can be pretty?

Uh, I've got filters.

You know, the big one would
look cute with cat ears on it,

like a... like a chubby little,

square, ingrown alley cat.

Meow. Meow.

Meow.

Hey, d... don't tag me in this.

This should be all you.

There's a market for those feet.

There are some
real sickos out there.

How did it go? She buy it?

Hook, line, and sinker.

I appreciate you
doing that, pal. Yeah.

Didn't realize she was
gonna hit this right in there.

Yeah, I was surprised, too.

What? Uh...

The hole goes both ways.

Relax, all I saw were
ankles and... and knees.

Or did I?

Okay, you're actually fired.

- Two lattes, please.
- Okay.

Uh, make it three.

Hi. You look pretty.

Oh, thanks.

You're never late
for coffee. What's up?

Well, Henry and I
worked out our stuff.

You know, like, we
really worked it out.

Boffed.

It still doesn't sound right
when you say it, okay?

But guys, I found my kink, okay?

Turns out Henry is
a man, and I like it.

He is? Huh.

Hey, this is on me.

I got this.

I may have only made
$68 on OnlyThrills,

but it was enough
money for me to start

my very own private bank account

in my own name
with my own money,

because I am my own woman.

Good for you, Jodie.

Oh, you got the card
with the whales on it.

- Sounds a little judgy.
- Whales are great.

Oh, no! What's wrong?

Guys, it's Ari 13's dad!

Turns out Ari
13 is literally 13,

and he was making it rain
with his bar mitzvah money,

and now they want it back.

- Ooh.
- Oh, boy. Oof.

It was all dirty
bar mitzvah cash.

Wait, are you
going to give it back?

I don't know. Amy,
what should I do?

Oh, hell no. Screw that kid.

Ah! Do you hear that?

I'm not really a
mother after all.

I'm not that much of a
mother. Oh, congratulations.

Welcome back.

- Ah!
- I knew you'd never change.

Phew.