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I can feel it. 6 00:00:18,773 --> 00:00:19,976 You lost, bro. 7 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,327 You already lost. 8 00:00:23,475 --> 00:00:25,908 Come catch a fade like a man, bro. 9 00:00:25,996 --> 00:00:27,362 It's two on one, nigga. 10 00:00:27,447 --> 00:00:29,680 I like the odds. 11 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,764 I got a full tank for that ass. 12 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,999 Yeah, I'm finna burn this boy ass up right here. 13 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:36,968 Yeah, come get this smoke, fool. 14 00:00:41,262 --> 00:00:42,460 You still playing, bro? 15 00:00:43,332 --> 00:00:45,799 This nigga's jerking off somewhere. 16 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,172 You jerking, bro? 17 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:49,148 Jerking off to this kill I'm about to get. 18 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,435 What the fuck did you just say? 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,140 Nigga, you gay as hell. 20 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,356 I know where you at, bro. You can't hide. 21 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,273 You guys are dog shit. 22 00:01:03,195 --> 00:01:05,113 Nigga, that was lame as hell. 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,918 You only won 'cause you camping. We play for real. 24 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:09,618 "you only won 'cause you camping." 25 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,469 I don't know, this win looks pretty real to me. 26 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:12,993 Oh, you good as shit, bro. 27 00:01:13,078 --> 00:01:14,571 You must not get no pussy. 28 00:01:14,655 --> 00:01:16,656 I'm too busy fucking to get good at this game. 29 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:19,668 I'm getting my dick sucked right now by your mom over here. 30 00:01:19,753 --> 00:01:21,360 You want to talk to her? Oh, wait, wait, wait. 31 00:01:21,444 --> 00:01:22,829 She's too busy with my dick in her mouth. 32 00:01:22,913 --> 00:01:25,640 Hey, pass her to me, bro. 33 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:27,900 Hey, why don't you two niggers go find your dads, okay? 34 00:01:27,985 --> 00:01:29,637 - Fuck you say to me? - You heard me, bitch. 35 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:31,243 Yo, tell me where you live, little man. 36 00:01:31,327 --> 00:01:32,672 We got to talk face-to-face about this shit. 37 00:01:32,756 --> 00:01:35,704 Okay, I got you. I live at 765 fuck you Avenue. 38 00:01:35,789 --> 00:01:36,895 What city is that? 39 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,348 What city is that, pussy? 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,267 "uh, 765 fuck you Avenue, uh..." 41 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,515 Eat a fucking banana. Shut the fuck up. 42 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:18,234 A 15-year-old black male was killed last night 43 00:02:18,319 --> 00:02:21,004 in a routine traffic stop in the lenox mall parking lot. 44 00:02:21,157 --> 00:02:23,342 Officers thought the young man in the backseat 45 00:02:23,427 --> 00:02:25,961 was reaching for a weapon that turned out to be a phone. 46 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,580 They fired five shots into the car. 47 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:30,832 The boy later died at Grady hospital. 48 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,917 His father has vowed to sue the city. 49 00:02:33,002 --> 00:02:35,721 Damn, that's sad. 50 00:02:35,806 --> 00:02:37,224 You see why I don't want you hanging out 51 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:38,765 with your friends in dekalb? 52 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:40,856 Them cops are looking for a reason 53 00:02:40,941 --> 00:02:42,890 to kill young black men. 54 00:02:43,078 --> 00:02:44,811 I don't think I'll have that problem, 55 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:46,140 but okay. 56 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,687 Yeah, you got your friends at school fooled, 57 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:51,789 but I know where you got that big-ass nose. 58 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:53,305 And it ain't your mama. 59 00:02:53,422 --> 00:02:55,992 That kid probably did something that warranted it, anyways. 60 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:58,277 Like what? Be black in america? 61 00:02:58,362 --> 00:03:00,129 Cops always say "freeze" first. 62 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:03,451 - Just listen, duh. - Man... 63 00:03:03,536 --> 00:03:07,638 You know, sometimes I kind of wish you'd get pulled over, 64 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:09,956 just so you can see. 65 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:12,494 You know, that would happen if you would, like, 66 00:03:12,579 --> 00:03:14,679 let me borrow the car. 67 00:03:14,774 --> 00:03:16,040 So you can crash it? 68 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:17,696 Then how am I supposed to get to work? 69 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,481 - Huh? - Or you can get me a new one? 70 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:22,185 - Boy... - As a graduation gift? 71 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,021 Boy, your white friends really got you confused, 72 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:26,572 don't they? 73 00:03:26,657 --> 00:03:28,290 Me and your auntie, 74 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,984 we're taking you to the golden corral 75 00:03:30,069 --> 00:03:33,046 when you graduate, and that is it. 76 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:38,359 You take a look at that fafsa information like I asked? 77 00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:39,868 Aaron, I done told you a hundred times, 78 00:03:39,952 --> 00:03:41,751 I ain't looking at no loans. 79 00:03:41,836 --> 00:03:43,836 I ain't filling out no f-a-s-a. 80 00:03:43,921 --> 00:03:45,287 I'm ain't cosigning anything. 81 00:03:45,372 --> 00:03:46,871 If you want to get into that school, 82 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,227 you'll figure it out. 83 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,843 Didn't I tell you to save? 84 00:03:49,928 --> 00:03:51,328 How much you save? 85 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:53,947 Like... $4,000. 86 00:03:54,143 --> 00:03:55,809 See? That ain't bad. 87 00:03:55,894 --> 00:03:57,961 A year at asc is $50,000, dad. 88 00:03:58,046 --> 00:04:00,213 Damn! 89 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:01,697 That's too bad, son. 90 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:04,349 Looks like you ain't gonna be getting into that school. 91 00:04:16,108 --> 00:04:18,442 I do know one thing, though. 92 00:04:18,638 --> 00:04:20,990 If you're still in my house when you graduate, 93 00:04:21,075 --> 00:04:22,406 you're paying rent. 94 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,355 Yeah, I know. 95 00:04:24,457 --> 00:04:27,091 And if you miss that bus again, you're walking. 96 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:29,586 - Four miles? - Or catching marta, 97 00:04:29,671 --> 00:04:31,770 which we both know you're too scared to do. 98 00:04:31,865 --> 00:04:33,171 Bye, dad. 99 00:04:41,474 --> 00:04:43,274 - Aaron! - What? 100 00:04:43,914 --> 00:04:44,914 I love you. 101 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:46,878 Oh, my god, I know. 102 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:48,884 Jesus. 103 00:04:57,639 --> 00:05:00,321 Oh, can you believe it? 104 00:05:00,406 --> 00:05:02,527 Congratulations, babe. 105 00:05:02,629 --> 00:05:04,295 I'm so excited. 106 00:05:04,397 --> 00:05:06,698 This is how it all starts... Our lives. 107 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,800 I know. It's amazing. 108 00:05:08,902 --> 00:05:11,102 So, did you get a scholarship? 109 00:05:11,204 --> 00:05:13,371 - Takes care of half of it. - What? 110 00:05:13,473 --> 00:05:16,074 We have to figure out what dorm we're gonna be in. 111 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:19,444 Yeah, maybe we could be on the same floor. 112 00:05:19,546 --> 00:05:21,156 What's wrong? 113 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,961 Have you not figured out tuition? 114 00:05:24,046 --> 00:05:25,301 Did your dad fill out the FALFA? 115 00:05:25,385 --> 00:05:26,751 Yes, I promise, 116 00:05:26,853 --> 00:05:28,019 I'm-a get him to fill it out. 117 00:05:28,121 --> 00:05:29,787 - I'm going to asc. - Asc! 118 00:05:29,889 --> 00:05:31,023 Go moles! 119 00:05:31,108 --> 00:05:32,808 No fucking way! 120 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:35,344 - Oh, you got in?! - Go moles. 121 00:05:35,429 --> 00:05:36,812 - Of course, yeah. - Oh, my god! 122 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:38,180 You better be at every one of my games. 123 00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:40,109 You better be at every one of my games. 124 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:41,812 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be too hungover for that, so... 125 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:43,086 Okay. Oh, my god! 126 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:45,460 All graduating seniors 127 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:48,039 please report to the auditorium. 128 00:05:49,142 --> 00:05:50,539 That's weird. 129 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:53,396 Do you think it's a drunk driving accident? 130 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,013 - Is anyone missing? - I don't know. 131 00:05:55,115 --> 00:05:56,781 Listen, who cares? 132 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:59,203 If we have a free day, we can just go to my house. 133 00:05:59,288 --> 00:06:01,155 Yeah. Let's go. 134 00:06:05,525 --> 00:06:07,835 Settle down. 135 00:06:08,128 --> 00:06:09,761 Settle down. 136 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:13,848 We have a very special guest speaker here today. 137 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,300 I had the pleasure of meeting this man 138 00:06:16,403 --> 00:06:18,648 at a special engagement this weekend. 139 00:06:18,835 --> 00:06:20,844 I told him I was the principal 140 00:06:20,929 --> 00:06:23,210 at stonewall Jackson high school, 141 00:06:23,328 --> 00:06:25,343 and he shared that he was an alumnus 142 00:06:25,445 --> 00:06:27,804 of this very same school. 143 00:06:28,078 --> 00:06:29,680 He is a businessman, 144 00:06:29,921 --> 00:06:34,156 philanthropist, philosopher, Christian. 145 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:38,641 He has some words of wisdom for this year's graduating class, 146 00:06:38,726 --> 00:06:40,825 and he wanted to speak with you. 147 00:06:40,927 --> 00:06:43,828 Give a big bobcat welcome 148 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:47,593 to Mr. Robert "Shea" Lee. 149 00:06:56,471 --> 00:06:58,389 Loose Ends' "Hanging on a String" playing... 150 00:07:01,314 --> 00:07:03,065 Knock 'em dead. 151 00:07:03,149 --> 00:07:05,976 It's all on you. All eyes on you, Robert. 152 00:07:11,925 --> 00:07:13,765 Good morning, graduating class. 153 00:07:14,156 --> 00:07:16,465 My name is Robert "shea" Lee. 154 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:20,083 Many of you may not know me, but guess what? 155 00:07:20,327 --> 00:07:21,660 I know you. 156 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,320 I'm the heir to the pink oil hair moisturizer fortune, 157 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:28,040 and my grandfather stymie banks built this empire 158 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,807 - from the ground up. - Mm-hmm. 159 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:32,210 Some of y'all out there would have hair as dry 160 00:07:32,312 --> 00:07:36,234 as a Texas wildfire if it wasn't for my family. 161 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:37,518 There you go. 162 00:07:37,603 --> 00:07:39,321 But despite all I've given you, 163 00:07:39,456 --> 00:07:41,623 I still feel like there is more to give. 164 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:44,633 - Always. Always. - The question's always been, 165 00:07:44,718 --> 00:07:46,045 "but where do we start?" 166 00:07:46,226 --> 00:07:47,792 When I met your principal, 167 00:07:47,894 --> 00:07:49,719 I was not expecting to hear the words 168 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,473 "Stonewall Jackson High School." 169 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,558 Those words, 170 00:07:52,976 --> 00:07:54,210 they brought me back... 171 00:07:55,335 --> 00:07:58,023 Back to a time that wasn't always good for me here. 172 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:01,339 And it was at that moment I realized, 173 00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:03,954 - we start at the beginning. - Mm-hmm. 174 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:04,976 That's right. 175 00:08:05,078 --> 00:08:06,944 - This was my beginning. - Okay, now. 176 00:08:08,171 --> 00:08:10,548 Look, folks, I'm-a make this quick. 177 00:08:10,953 --> 00:08:13,718 I'm gonna donate a million dollars to your school. 178 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:17,255 And I'm changing the name from that degenerate slave owner, 179 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,899 to one of the richest black men this side of the Mississippi. 180 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:22,726 From now on, this school is gonna be named 181 00:08:22,863 --> 00:08:24,763 the Robert s. Lee high school. 182 00:08:29,936 --> 00:08:32,703 But wait, there's more. We're getting even crazier. 183 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:37,660 I am going to pay every single senior's college tuition... 184 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,012 Hallelujah! 185 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,308 Asc, baby! 186 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:44,918 Yeah! 187 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:47,518 ...Who's black. 188 00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:04,312 Black students, report to the gym 189 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,470 by 4:00 today and god bless you. 190 00:09:06,573 --> 00:09:08,806 Loose Ends' "Hanging on a String" playing... 191 00:09:22,589 --> 00:09:23,621 Unbelievable. 192 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,011 This is bullshit. 193 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:26,346 Like, can he really do that? 194 00:09:26,431 --> 00:09:28,699 No, I feel like we can sue him for discrimination. 195 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:30,395 I mean, this is what they did to black people in the '50s, 196 00:09:30,479 --> 00:09:31,696 - right? - Exactly. 197 00:09:31,798 --> 00:09:33,564 This is fucked up. 198 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,363 This is fucked up, right, Aaron? 199 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:37,668 - Hmm? - It's fucked up? 200 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:40,037 Oh, yeah, it's really fucked up. 201 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,057 I just don't understand why you would even need to do that. 202 00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:43,792 I mean, they already go to school for free. 203 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,895 Exactly. There's so many, like, programs and foundations 204 00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:48,512 and shit to help them. Like-like, what do we get? 205 00:09:48,615 --> 00:09:50,366 Well, you're not supposed to say it out loud, 206 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:53,251 but it's super easy to go to school if you're black, so... 207 00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:55,186 I don't think it's super easy. 208 00:09:55,288 --> 00:09:57,388 I'm sure it's not easy if you're black and poor. 209 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,156 I don't know, babe. 210 00:09:59,259 --> 00:10:00,509 My friend was dating a black guy, 211 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,493 and he got accepted to all his colleges 212 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:04,562 - on a free ride. - What was his name? 213 00:10:05,765 --> 00:10:07,331 I don't remember, but regardless, 214 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,018 he's probably gonna stay in school for one year 215 00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:10,853 - and then go straight to the NBA. - Yeah, 216 00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:12,903 and he's gonna make a ton of money doing that. 217 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,872 Probably didn't even need that scholarship. 218 00:10:16,009 --> 00:10:17,275 Oh, yeah. I remember now. 219 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:18,694 Zion Wilson. 220 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:20,611 - Williams... Son. - William... 221 00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,531 - Williams... whatever. - William-Williamson. 222 00:10:22,615 --> 00:10:23,881 Thank you, Jesus! 223 00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:24,949 Oh, my god. 224 00:10:25,051 --> 00:10:26,951 Oh, my god, dude. 225 00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:28,637 So over it, dude. 226 00:10:28,721 --> 00:10:30,955 You know, it's just like, "relax." 227 00:10:31,057 --> 00:10:32,274 Yeah. Like, why do you need to shout? 228 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:35,010 - Like, what's...? - Way too much, dude. 229 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:38,429 Um, I got to go talk to the counselor about the fafsa loan. 230 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,097 Catch y'all later? 231 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:41,784 - Yeah, all right. - See you. 232 00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:43,768 ♪ Richer than I ever been... ♪ 233 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,855 ♪ Ooh, dah, dah, doo, doo, doo ♪ 234 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,774 ♪ ooh, dah, dah, doo, doo, doo ♪ 235 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:51,776 ♪ the very first time ♪ 236 00:10:51,878 --> 00:10:54,578 ♪ that I saw your brown eyes ♪ 237 00:10:54,681 --> 00:10:56,131 - ♪ your lips said, "hello" ♪ - ♪ hello ♪ 238 00:10:56,215 --> 00:10:57,982 ♪ and I said, "hi" ♪ 239 00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:01,052 ♪ I knew right then you were the one ♪ 240 00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:03,421 ♪ ooh, dah, dah, doo, doo, doo ♪ 241 00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:05,489 ♪ but I was caught up, ah ♪ 242 00:11:05,591 --> 00:11:08,059 ♪ in physical attraction ♪ 243 00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:11,562 ♪ but to my satisfaction ♪ 244 00:11:11,664 --> 00:11:15,433 - ♪ baby, you were more than just a face ♪ - Okay. 245 00:11:15,535 --> 00:11:17,735 ♪ And if I ever ♪ 246 00:11:17,837 --> 00:11:19,737 - ♪ ever fall ♪ - hey. 247 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:22,239 - ♪ In love... ♪ - there's auditions for this? 248 00:11:22,342 --> 00:11:23,841 He picking who's actually black. 249 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,076 Crazy, right? 250 00:11:25,178 --> 00:11:27,596 Everyone's giving it a shot. 251 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,114 Shouldn't it be based on, like, your parents? 252 00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:32,149 I did my research on this guy. 253 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:35,186 He doesn't believe that ados necessitates "blackness." 254 00:11:35,288 --> 00:11:38,389 He's really talking about the culture of black in america. 255 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:41,025 It's a nuanced discussion. 256 00:11:41,127 --> 00:11:43,127 Mm-hmm. 257 00:11:43,229 --> 00:11:45,296 Yo, could you... 258 00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:47,249 Could you wave check me? Just... 259 00:11:49,602 --> 00:11:51,902 All right, I'm-a fuck with y'all, then. 260 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:56,040 Wow. 261 00:11:56,142 --> 00:11:59,310 Hey! Red bone! 262 00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:02,513 - Yeah, you! - Oh. 263 00:12:02,615 --> 00:12:05,983 You up next! Come on. 264 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:10,054 ♪ I just want to be the one to serve you ♪ 265 00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:12,723 - ♪ at times, I feel... ♪ - good luck. 266 00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:20,798 Hello? 267 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,201 - Mm-hmm. - Come into the light. 268 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:38,582 Ooh, look at this high yellow nigga. Ha! 269 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,251 What's your name, boy? 270 00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,420 Uh... Aaron. 271 00:12:42,522 --> 00:12:45,189 - You said Aaron? - It's kind of black. 272 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,875 - It's in the Bible. - Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 273 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,526 - Hank Aaron. - Yeah. 274 00:12:48,628 --> 00:12:49,878 Shut up, fool. That don't count. 275 00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:51,413 It don't. 276 00:12:51,497 --> 00:12:53,931 All right. Let's get started. 277 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,533 We're gonna ask you a few questions. 278 00:12:57,503 --> 00:13:01,223 Name me six things that mix with hennessy. 279 00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:03,125 Ooh, shit. 280 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:04,909 Um... 281 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:07,745 Coke? 282 00:13:07,847 --> 00:13:09,732 - All right. - Good. 283 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:12,216 Rum? 284 00:13:12,318 --> 00:13:13,918 - He said... - What he say? 285 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,186 - Huh? - He said, "rum." 286 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:16,520 Rum. 287 00:13:16,622 --> 00:13:17,573 - Shit, oh, shit. - He might have something. 288 00:13:17,657 --> 00:13:19,423 That might be good! 289 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:20,776 I'd try that. 290 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,260 Mango. 291 00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:24,546 - Coconut. - He say "mango"? 292 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,864 - Mango? - And... Ice? 293 00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:28,299 All right, all right. All right. 294 00:13:28,401 --> 00:13:30,285 Now he just making up shit, but he's creative. 295 00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:31,920 That's all right. The rum, the rum was good enough. 296 00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:34,305 - It was creative. All right. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 297 00:13:34,407 --> 00:13:36,006 Uh... 298 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,476 What happened to that boy at lenox mall... 299 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,678 Oh! I-I heard about that on the radio this morning. 300 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,581 Uh, a police officer killed him in a routine traffic stop, 301 00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:45,649 and his dad was in the car. 302 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:47,952 Yeah, crazy. 303 00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:50,354 I didn't say, "what happened to that boy at lenox mall?" 304 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,623 I said, "what happened to that boy at lenox mall..." 305 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:54,758 And the answer was: 306 00:13:54,861 --> 00:13:56,979 - "Mm-mm-mm..." - damn shame. 307 00:13:57,063 --> 00:13:58,963 Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm. 308 00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:00,831 All right. Enough of the warm-up. 309 00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:03,200 - Let's get down to the nitty-gritty. - Mm-hmm. 310 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:06,136 All right, how long can chicken sit on the stove? 311 00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:07,905 Um... 312 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:11,509 Bobby and Whitney, or will and Jada? 313 00:14:11,611 --> 00:14:14,311 Whitney. No, no, no, no, Jada. 314 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:15,998 Where's the first place you take your cousin 315 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,132 after he get out of jail? 316 00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:18,983 Why did the five heartbeats break up? 317 00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:20,684 "Your mama" or "your mother"? 318 00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:23,187 Uh... Sobe lizard milk? 319 00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:24,655 NBA young boy. 320 00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:26,423 Silk pillow covers? 321 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,444 What color are Wendy's napkins? 322 00:14:28,528 --> 00:14:29,793 Dj doo-doo brown. 323 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,629 227 and amen? 324 00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:33,949 Holy spirit or the holy ghost? 325 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,165 Mustard or mayonnaise? 326 00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:36,233 Crisco. 327 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:39,303 If her foot is in it, it's good? 328 00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:41,906 Take this pencil, go make a beat on that table. 329 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,040 The price is on the can. 330 00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:45,209 Orange or grape kool-aid? 331 00:14:45,311 --> 00:14:47,711 - Spell "Dante." - dq or pop eyes? 332 00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:49,380 What soda is good for you? 333 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:53,150 If ne-yo's hat gets any lower, it's gonna be on his blank? 334 00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:55,003 Meghan train or. Essence fest. 335 00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:59,174 L-a-q-u-e-s... 336 00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:03,527 He stupid. He stupid. 337 00:15:04,664 --> 00:15:07,031 - All right. This was fun. - It was fun. 338 00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,984 You can say that again. 339 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,086 Got to be honest, we had a good time. 340 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,336 Yeah. 341 00:15:12,438 --> 00:15:15,190 But the tribunal has concluded that 342 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,059 - we are not giving you the scholarship. - Mm-mm. 343 00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:19,376 Wait. Why? 344 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:20,978 You ain't black, boy. 345 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,513 But my dad's black. 346 00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:24,166 Well, then have him come here, and then I'll give him 347 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,367 - the scholarship. - Mm-hmm. 348 00:15:25,451 --> 00:15:26,602 Yeah, that nigga ain't go to college. 349 00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:28,819 This isn't fair! 350 00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:30,072 You're not giving me the scholarship 351 00:15:30,156 --> 00:15:31,455 because I'm light skin?! 352 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:37,161 You are white! 353 00:15:38,164 --> 00:15:39,381 - Greg. - You are... you shut the fuck up! 354 00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:42,132 - You are white! You white! - Hold on, Greg. 355 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,902 He just told you, blacks only. 356 00:15:45,004 --> 00:15:48,072 He couldn't answer any of the questions, could he? 357 00:15:48,174 --> 00:15:50,608 - He's white! - Hmm. 358 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,076 Off-white. 359 00:15:52,178 --> 00:15:53,744 I knew he was white 360 00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:55,245 when he first walked up in here. 361 00:15:55,348 --> 00:15:57,047 And he ain't got no black friends. 362 00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:58,149 How you know that? 363 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,417 I'll tell you why come I know. 364 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:03,005 'Cause if he did have some black friends, 365 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:05,122 they would have told his white ass 366 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,890 not to come walking up in here 367 00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:10,445 with them match a-colored all birds. Mm-hmm. 368 00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:13,597 How long you been coasting on your whiteness, son? 369 00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,832 See, I used to know a guy like you back in the day. 370 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:16,600 Mm-hmm. 371 00:16:16,702 --> 00:16:18,302 His name was Clarence Thomas. 372 00:16:18,404 --> 00:16:20,289 Oh, shit. 373 00:16:20,373 --> 00:16:22,873 - He got his. - Clarence Thomas? 374 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,393 You just got yours. 375 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:27,596 Case dismissed. 376 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,647 Now, take your ass on out of here. 377 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,402 You didn't have to call the boy Clarence Thomas. 378 00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:34,585 Shit, he ain't that white. 379 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,406 This guy's a psycho! 380 00:16:39,508 --> 00:16:40,659 I'm not black because I have white friends? 381 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:42,710 We should sue him. 382 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:44,411 I'm serious. Is this funny to you? 383 00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,046 - A little bit, yeah. - Dad, 384 00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:48,033 I won't get to go to college because this guy's racist, 385 00:16:48,117 --> 00:16:50,384 or colorist or whatever. Fuck this dude! 386 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:53,487 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, kemosabe. 387 00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:57,191 Relax, some... I mean, that's part of being black. 388 00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:59,760 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 389 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,362 So, just charge it to the game. 390 00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:03,515 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna be at the workshop tonight, 391 00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,265 so I'll be home a little late. 392 00:17:05,368 --> 00:17:07,701 So, if you could take out... 393 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,637 Hey? You good? 394 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,424 Who is d'Andre and why are you talking to him? 395 00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:13,974 I wasn't. 396 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,376 He commented on my page. 397 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,330 But you responded. I literally saw you respond. 398 00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,381 Would you chill? I met him on a school tour. 399 00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,683 - It's not a big deal. - Don't tell me to chill. 400 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:24,885 If this was some chick I met on tour at asc, 401 00:17:24,987 --> 00:17:26,505 you'd be livid and you fucking know it. 402 00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:29,289 No, I wouldn't, 'cause I know you're not going to asc. 403 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,359 What? 404 00:17:33,629 --> 00:17:35,996 Look, Aaron... 405 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,499 I know you're not going. 406 00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:43,404 You kept pushing it off, and... 407 00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:47,207 I know you haven't applied for loans, and... 408 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,209 I know you don't have the money. 409 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,946 You're just... 410 00:17:53,048 --> 00:17:55,682 Not going, and... 411 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,954 ...We should just... 412 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:03,190 End this now. 413 00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,295 What are you saying? 414 00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,599 I think we should break up. 415 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,604 I'm sorry, Aaron. 416 00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:22,075 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 417 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,960 Dog shit. 418 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,996 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 419 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:47,134 This nigga's trash. 420 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,803 Get him out of here. 421 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,538 I am going to pay 422 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,274 every single senior's college tuition... 423 00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:55,660 You ready to die, white boy? 424 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,444 ...Who's black. 425 00:18:59,482 --> 00:19:00,899 You are white! 426 00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:05,786 He just told you, blacks only. 427 00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:08,240 You are white! You white! 428 00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:09,690 I mean, that's part of being black. 429 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,643 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 430 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,145 You are white! You white! 431 00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:18,131 You are white! 432 00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:25,365 Who are you? 433 00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:28,168 Felix. Who are you? 434 00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:30,804 What are you doing? 435 00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:33,258 I'm about to burn this motherfucker down. 436 00:20:33,342 --> 00:20:34,975 What are you doing? 437 00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,345 He said you weren't black, too. 438 00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,617 My parents are from Nigeria. 439 00:20:43,719 --> 00:20:45,919 I was born there, but I don't even remember it. 440 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,387 I'm from lithonia. 441 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:49,556 Hmm. 442 00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:51,925 Hmm. 443 00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,161 - I get it. - Get what? 444 00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:56,730 I understand what he means. 445 00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:58,932 You're not really black. 446 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,801 You have an entire culture to pull from. 447 00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:03,937 You know where you're from, you can trace your lineage, 448 00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:06,273 and you have a country to go home to. 449 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,141 That's not really black. 450 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:09,323 Well, I'm blacker than you. 451 00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:11,912 You look like fucking Frankie muniz. 452 00:21:12,948 --> 00:21:14,499 You think if I walk down the street in your neighborhood, 453 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,683 they're not gonna stop me because I'm African? 454 00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:18,336 I had to take the bus here and assemble this shit 455 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,287 by the dumpster. 456 00:21:20,389 --> 00:21:22,549 Bet you just walked on over here, in front of everyone. 457 00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:25,392 Keep your black card tucked, bruh. 458 00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:30,097 Listen, I really don't care anymore. 459 00:21:30,199 --> 00:21:31,798 I'm burning the school down. Excuse me. 460 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,068 With what? Your little bargain bin flamethrower? 461 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,371 Nigga, I'm burning this school down. 462 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,142 You know what? 463 00:21:42,244 --> 00:21:44,277 What if I burn you first? 464 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,713 Oh, wait. Too late. 465 00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:50,183 Was that a dark skin joke? 466 00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:32,192 Got you, bitch. 467 00:22:53,449 --> 00:22:54,548 Oh, fuck! 468 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:57,184 Fuck! Ah! Ow, ow! 469 00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:25,712 This is where the black kids eat. 470 00:23:31,053 --> 00:23:32,452 Freeze! 471 00:23:43,732 --> 00:23:47,367 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 472 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:51,204 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪ 473 00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,243 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 474 00:23:56,345 --> 00:23:57,796 ♪ La, la, la... ♪ 475 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,180 Oh, my god. 476 00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:01,848 My school. 477 00:24:03,852 --> 00:24:06,987 Hey, did you try to burn my school down? 478 00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:13,727 You really wanted that scholarship, didn't you, boy? 479 00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,530 Well, before they wheel you away, 480 00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:18,765 just know one thing. 481 00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:20,433 Getting shot by the police 482 00:24:20,536 --> 00:24:23,170 is the blackest thing anybody can do. 483 00:24:23,272 --> 00:24:25,539 Make sure he survives, okay? 484 00:24:25,641 --> 00:24:27,040 Take him to "white Grady." 485 00:24:27,142 --> 00:24:28,375 You mean Emory? 486 00:24:28,477 --> 00:24:30,744 White Grady. 487 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,747 Hey. 488 00:24:34,817 --> 00:24:35,867 Don't worry about your medical bills. 489 00:24:35,951 --> 00:24:37,191 We're gonna take care of those. 490 00:24:38,387 --> 00:24:40,020 Here's your scholarship check, okay? 491 00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:42,122 - Thank you, sir. - Just get better. 492 00:24:42,224 --> 00:24:43,590 Thank you, sir. 493 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,693 All right. 494 00:24:55,504 --> 00:24:57,304 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 495 00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:02,309 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 496 00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:04,578 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 497 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,367 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 498 00:25:09,451 --> 00:25:13,019 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 499 00:25:13,121 --> 00:25:17,557 ♪ La, la, la. ♪ 500 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:26,766 You know, shit was crazy. 501 00:25:26,869 --> 00:25:29,069 You know, just try to keep your head down, lay low. 502 00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:30,755 - Mm-hmm. - You'll be good, you know? 503 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:34,174 But, yeah, my po cool and all, still a pain in my ass, though. 504 00:25:34,276 --> 00:25:37,344 Nigga act like he own me or some shit. 505 00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:40,447 But yeah, you know, this is my favorite type right here. 506 00:25:40,549 --> 00:25:42,100 They don't pay me enough to tell you that. 507 00:25:42,184 --> 00:25:44,284 but, I fuck with it, you feel me? 508 00:25:44,386 --> 00:25:46,419 - So... - Aaron? 509 00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,624 Hold on one sec. 510 00:25:50,726 --> 00:25:52,092 - Take this up front. - Okay. 511 00:25:52,194 --> 00:25:53,711 Tell Derrick to fuck with you with my discount code, 512 00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:55,528 - a'ight? - Okay. 513 00:25:56,565 --> 00:25:58,365 You gonna text me? A'ight. 514 00:25:58,467 --> 00:26:00,300 I'll see you later. 515 00:26:00,402 --> 00:26:01,968 That ass stupid. 516 00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:04,838 What's up? 517 00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:10,844 Nothing, um... 518 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,946 How are you? 519 00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:18,752 I'm good. Good. 520 00:26:18,854 --> 00:26:20,053 How's asc? 521 00:26:21,156 --> 00:26:22,789 It's great. 522 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,127 How's, um... 523 00:26:27,229 --> 00:26:28,762 How's here? 524 00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:32,966 It's a'ight. You know. 525 00:26:33,068 --> 00:26:36,269 Same old shit, different day, you know how it goes. 526 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:51,251 Cool. Um... Yeah. 527 00:26:51,353 --> 00:26:52,986 All right. 528 00:26:54,189 --> 00:26:55,322 It's good to see you. 529 00:26:56,525 --> 00:26:57,590 Hey. 530 00:27:00,028 --> 00:27:01,661 Can I be honest with you? 531 00:27:03,532 --> 00:27:07,100 I've never been more attracted to you in my life. 532 00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:16,516 Aaron... 533 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,914 Loose Ends' "Hanging on a String" playing... 534 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:41,001 ♪ I've waited, oh, so long ♪ 535 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,094 ♪ For you to come to me ♪ 38652

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