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♪ ♪
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Let me be clear.
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To truly grasp
man's struggle for power...
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we must begin
in the prehistoric sea...
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that dark and merciless void.
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It was eons
before the strongest among us
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slithered out of the muck
to discover
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that the lessons of darkness
would continue on land.
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Futility. Toil.
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The mass of men spend
their days plowing stones.
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But true immortality rests
in a pure and mighty will...
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for history isn't written
by the feeble masses,
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the pissants...
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commies, the queers,
and the women.
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It is written and rewritten
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by soldiers carrying
the banner of kings.
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That is what it means
to be strong.
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[sizzling]
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That is what it means
to be American.
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That is what it means...
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...to be Nixon.
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♪ ♪
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[Garry] You know her as
one of the most outspoken
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conservatives in Washington.
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You've seen her
on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
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and The Dinah Shore Show.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the wife
of the Attorney General
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of the United States,
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the infamous
Mouth of the South,
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Martha Mitchell.
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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[person chuckles on TV]
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Well, welcome, Mrs. Mitchell.
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I hope you are ready
to tell the whole truth
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and nothing but the truth.
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Well, if you're gonna put me
on the stand,
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I better have
my lawyer present.
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[laughter]
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Now, Martha,
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I have heard the rumor
that your husband was made
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the director of the Committee
to Re-elect the President.
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Yes.
And I am the secret weapon.
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-I bet you are.
-[laughter]
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Fuck, she is cheesy.
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Martha Mitchell all dressed up
like a holiday ham.
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Nice smile, though.
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I can dig on that smile.
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And a orangutan.
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[Dean]
She's an idiot and a lush.
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Why are you leaving
all of a sudden?
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Stay.
We can watch some Password.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Do the thing...
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-again.
-That sounds nice.
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But my boss
doesn't exactly understand
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the, uh, finer points
of the long lunch.
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Oh, yeah? Who's your boss?
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Mm.
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That is on
a need-to-know basis.
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Well, thank you.
It's fascinating.
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Oh, hold up.
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You work for Nixon?
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Oh, you're big-time.
You know, I knew it.
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The second I saw this place,
I thought to myself, "Wow.
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This guy right here,
he's big-time-plus."
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Well, you're the expert.
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-Who's your superior?
-What?
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Who do you report to
at the White House?
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Haldeman? Ehrlichman? Hess?
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Colson? Atwater? Buchanan?
Chapin? Fleming?
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You know a lot of people.
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Honey, it's my job
to network...
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among other jobs.
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At least you're at the Oval.
[scoffs]
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You could be stuck with those
headless turkeys over at CREEP.
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CREEP's the Committee
to Re-elect--
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The President.
I know what CREEP stands for.
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I actually spend
quite a lot of time over there.
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-Yeah.
-Ah.
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I used to work for the guy
who was gonna be
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Nixon's new campaign chair.
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John-boy? Oh, my God!
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You tell him Francesca says hi.
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You know John Mitchell too?
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[Francesca] Sure I do.
He's a dear friend.
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Hope he's keeping up
with all that spring cleaning
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-over there.
-[coughs] Wait.
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Spring clean--You--
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You think h-h-he--
Is he pushing people out?
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I didn't say that.
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I didn't not say it either.
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♪ ...for you and me ♪
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You are wanted.
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You are essential.
You cannot be fired.
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[engine revs, tires squeal]
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["Down On The Street" playing]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[singer] ♪ Well, down on the
Street where the faces shine ♪
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[car horn honks, tires screech]
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♪ Floatin' around,
On a real O-Mind ♪
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[people shouting indistinctly]
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♪ I see a pretty thing ♪
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♪ Ain't no wall ♪
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♪ I see a pretty thing ♪
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♪ Ain't no wall ♪
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♪ No walls ♪
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♪ No walls ♪
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-♪ No walls ♪
-[protestors shouting]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Look at you ♪
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[engine revs, tires squeal]
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A $52 phone call?
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Who the fuck is
Martha talking to
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at two o'clock in the morning
in Los Angeles?
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Uh, Lloyd Shearer at Parade.
That would be my guess.
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He's a known
subversive leftist.
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Cocksucker.
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Not sure about that, sir,
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but I can pull up
his file if you'd like.
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I was explicit with her.
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No solo interviews
this close to the election.
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[grunts]
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Any luck tracking down my wife?
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[secretary] She hasn't returned
from her taping yet, sir.
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But I have John Dean
here for you.
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Oh, God.
Yeah, send the fucker in.
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[Jeb grunts]
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Dean, you flaxen-haired dog.
How you doing, buddy?
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-Yeah, good to see you.
-You take a seat.
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-[Dean] Sir.
-Dean.
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[Dean] You look well.
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So, uh, I was told you wanted
to see me about something.
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[Jeb] Oh, yes.
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Uh, as you know, we're gearing
up for what promises to be
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a grueling reelection campaign.
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And as such,
we are currently reevaluating
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certain select personnel.
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"Reevaluating"?
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Yeah, that's right.
Hey, tell me something.
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Where do you see
yourself in a year?
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Where do--in a...
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Hmm, that's a--[chuckles]
That's a great question.
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Um...
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Well, let me start by saying,
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I have very much valued
the opportunity
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to help implement
the president's vision.
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And I would urge you
to remember my loyalty
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when considering
my continued service
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in whatever capacity
that service might be needed,
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uh, going forward
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forthwith...
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in the future.
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What the fuck is
that supposed to mean?
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I think he thinks this is
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some kind of spring-cleaning
situation, sir.
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Wait, what? [scoffs]
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So you're not recommending
that I be fired?
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No. Gosh, no! No.
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We brought you in here
because we've uh,
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we got a kind
of special opportunity for you.
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-Oh. [chuckles]
-Yeah.
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Wow. Okay. Um...
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[Jeb] I assume you're aware
of the Intelligence Unit
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that was set up in the Oval
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after this whole
Pentagon Papers fiasco?
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Right. The Plumbers.
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[Jeb] Yeah, that-that's right.
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Uh, there's a CIA reject
named Howard Hunt.
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He's the main guy over there.
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And they're currently
graduating
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from rooting out leaks to, uh,
rat-fucking the Democrats.
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And there is a desire
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to enact a uh, similar operation
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on the campaign side of things.
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You mean you want to set up
an espionage unit...
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here, in-inside
the Committee to Re-elect
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to spy on the Democrats?
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-[Jeb] Oh, heavens, no, no.
-[Dean] No.
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Espionage? That's a--that's--
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that's a big--
that's a serious word.
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No, we're talking about
simple intelligence gathering.
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I see. Um...
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Nixon has 19 points
on the Dems.
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The election is practically
in the bag.
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Why would we risk
that kind of legal exposure?
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[Jeb]
It's not our job to ask why.
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If men like us asked why,
we wouldn't have the pyramids.
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Swollen wet vaginas.
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We are good men.
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We are men of integrity.
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But we come
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from our mothers'
swollen wet vaginas
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with flaws.
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And a time comes where we need
to employ those flaws
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to defeat our enemy.
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We must become snakes.
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[distant phone ringing]
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I see, uh...
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Well, look...
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...I'm not sure
that it would be prudent for me
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to pursue any...
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snake behavior for you...
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at this specific point in time.
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-[distant phone ringing]
-[Jeb] Hmm.
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Shit. [sighs]
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Well, I'll tell the president.
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Sorry, the--the president?
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Who the fuck do you think
asked for you?
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President Nixon asked for me?
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[Jeb] Well, to be clear,
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the president
would never involve himself
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in anything illegal, but, yes.
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[Mitchell] It's a damn shame.
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We thought maybe
you were one of us, but...
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you can go.
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[phone receiver clatters]
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Diana, get Bob Haldeman for me.
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I think I may potentially know
how to charm the snake.
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-I think I know a guy.
-[Jeb] You know a guy?
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-[Dean] I know a guy.
-[Jeb] Oh.
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Bud Krogh's guy,
Gordon... something.
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H-h-he'd be perfect
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for an intelligence-gathering
operation of this scope.
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He's high logistical savvy,
genius-level IQ, Mensa type.
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-Sounds like our type.
-Liddy. Gordon Liddy.
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That's his name,
uh, Gordon Liddy.
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If you were to hire him,
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say, as a general counsel...
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...I could get him settled in.
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Show him the ropes.
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And I could answer any...
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election-compliance questions
that he might have.
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[dramatic music plays]
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♪ ♪
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He's good, isn't he?
Didn't I say he's good?
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-[intercom buzzes]
-[Diana] Mr. Mitchell?
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I have your wife on the phone.
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She says she's about to go
into a magazine interview.
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Sick--Okay, get the fuck out.
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What the two
of you still doing here?
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-Yes, sir..
-[Mitchell] Go. Go, go.
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[clears throat]
Uh, thank you. Thank you, sir.
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Martha marshmallow.
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What's this I hear
about an interview?
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-[phone ringing]
-Hey, Dean, Dean!
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Hold on. One more thing.
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We're gonna want, um,
your, uh, Liddy friend
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to wrangle up a little
presentation for the group,
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just a run-through
of potential...
261
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[Mitchell] Martha,
you are not listening...
262
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...intelligence gathering,
you- you know,
263
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-[whispers] Espionage targets.
-Right.
264
00:11:47,242 --> 00:11:48,423
So, uh, next Thursday morning?
Is that okay?
265
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Next Thursday?
266
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It's a little tight,
I know, but Mitchell,
267
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he's stretched so thin
with the, you know, wife.
268
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I've told you,
no solo interviews
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that haven't gone
through the campaign.
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-M-Martha, what did I tell you?
-[Jeb] So Thursday?
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Hmm, yeah. Oh, absolutely.
No problem.
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Terrific. Terrific, Deano!
Fabulous.
273
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,602
Martha?
274
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Martha!
275
00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:10,805
[camera shutter clicks]
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[photographer] Right there.
277
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,851
Oh, why, thank you, dear.
278
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And could you please
get a martini for Ms. McLendon?
279
00:12:18,993 --> 00:12:20,575
Oh, no. No, thank you.
280
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I-I don't usually drink
with my interview subjects.
281
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,378
Mr. McCord here, he doesn't
drink on the job either.
282
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I don't trust him one bit.
283
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,863
-[camera shutter clicks]
-Uh, with a twist.
284
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-[maid] Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.
285
00:12:30,524 --> 00:12:31,826
[Martha] Now, where were we?
286
00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,307
[Winnie] Uh, well, I was ask--
287
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:36,791
Oh, have I shown you my vases?
They're Chinese.
288
00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:39,353
Yes. Uh, I was asking
if there's any truth
289
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to the talk that
your ease with the press
290
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has soured your relationship
with the president.
291
00:12:43,337 --> 00:12:44,839
A vicious rumor.
292
00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:47,922
I am the one who introduced
Dick to my husband.
293
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:50,604
So there's no concern that
you're overshadowing Nixon?
294
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,967
You make me sound
like an old oak tree.
295
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,529
Would you ask such
a question to Kissinger?
296
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With all due respect,
297
00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:59,293
Kissinger doesn't have
a 76% name recognition
298
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with American families, you do.
299
00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:02,856
Well, someone should tell that
to Pat Nixon.
300
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,020
She has been double-booking
our events to make a point.
301
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,662
Just this week, I had
to reschedule a fundraiser
302
00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:12,066
just to satisfy her lust
for the spotlight.
303
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,907
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[photographer] Right on.
304
00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:17,411
Let's get the vase in
the frame now and the portrait.
305
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,276
This won't be the first time
306
00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:23,877
I've had to be glamorous
under my husband.
307
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,399
[chuckles]
308
00:13:25,499 --> 00:13:27,361
[Winnie] Uh, Mrs. Mitchell,
just because I write
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for the Ladies' Home Journal
doesn't mean
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that this isn't
a real interview.
311
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A couple months ago,
you spoke out against the war.
312
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And I'm wondering
if your husband
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or the president has--
314
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,733
[gasps] Oh, you spoil me.
315
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Look at that. Thank you.
316
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,337
There you are.
317
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
318
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,583
Winnie...
May I call you Winnie?
319
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:51,585
-Sure.
-[Martha] You want to know why
320
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I've made these comments
against the war?
321
00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:56,029
Well, it's because
my own boy, Jay,
322
00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:57,951
is over there
in that godforsaken jungle
323
00:13:58,051 --> 00:13:59,713
fighting for his life
as we speak,
324
00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:02,475
surrounded by men
who are trying to kill him.
325
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,798
Do you know what that's like?
326
00:14:04,898 --> 00:14:08,421
Just constantly worried
that he might not make it home?
327
00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,127
Oh, dear.
328
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:15,488
Who is it for you?
329
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,571
My little brother. He's...
330
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:21,214
I see.
331
00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:23,296
We are empathetic creatures.
332
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,577
[Winnie] Yes.
333
00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:27,100
Now, some people see that
as a weakness.
334
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,543
But I decided long ago
that I will say how I feel.
335
00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:32,065
And if that does not conform
336
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:33,706
to the president's message,
so be it.
337
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,588
If that gets me
banned off Air Force One,
338
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,690
I will fly commercial.
339
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,875
[inhales sharply]
340
00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,797
So you were banned
from Air Force One?
341
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:48,361
-Oh, you're good.
-I-I do want to hear that story.
342
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:49,682
-You caught that.
-[door opens]
343
00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:51,284
We can get back
to the real questions, but--
344
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:52,525
-[Mitchell] Martha?
-[door slams]
345
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,806
Where are you?
346
00:14:53,906 --> 00:14:55,728
We're in the sitting room,
cupcake. Put that away.
347
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,770
McCord! Where's McCord?
348
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,572
Yes, sir.
349
00:14:59,672 --> 00:15:01,934
Would you kindly escort
these people
350
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,976
the fuck out of my home?
351
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:04,937
-Mm-hmm.
-[Martha] Oh, I'm so sorry.
352
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,539
[Winnie] That's okay.
353
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,800
[Martha] Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
354
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,901
-Thank you.
-Sorry about this.
355
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:11,003
[Winnie] No, thank you so much.
356
00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:15,548
[ice cubes clinking]
357
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,911
[door opens]
358
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,433
Have you gone insane?
359
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:23,035
I told you,
no more print interviews.
360
00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:25,197
Oh, it's a ladies' magazine.
361
00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:27,520
They were asking me about the
curtains, for Christ's sake.
362
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,201
[Mitchell] Oh, I know
exactly what you're doing.
363
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,403
You're just trying to take
the spotlight from Pat Nixon.
364
00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:33,445
I would never. Let me do this.
365
00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,968
Do--do you really think
that she, in a million years,
366
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,449
would plan her concert
367
00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,051
just to be on the same night
as your party?
368
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,853
It's a fundraiser,
369
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:43,535
for her husband's campaign,
by the way.
370
00:15:43,635 --> 00:15:45,778
And, yes, I think
she absolutely meant to do it.
371
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,419
Oh, it was a misunderstanding.
372
00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:49,982
The Bay of Pigs was a
misunderstanding.
373
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,463
This is an encroachment.
374
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,565
Oh, for fuck's sake.
375
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:57,830
I had to reorganize everything.
376
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,632
The caterer, the flowers,
377
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:02,674
all because you don't know
how to stand up
378
00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:04,776
to your boss' wife.
379
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,720
At least Pat Nixon knows
how to support her husband.
380
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,004
[scoffs]
That's not what I heard.
381
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,925
Maybe if she stopped
talking behind my back,
382
00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:17,869
she might find a more fruitful
use for that mouth of hers.
383
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:23,215
Are you implying
that the first lady
384
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,378
isn't blowing
her husband enough?
385
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:27,539
What?
386
00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:29,741
No! You're disgusting.
387
00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:30,942
Oh.
388
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,044
She wouldn't know
where to start.
389
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,928
But I do.
390
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:39,911
I know right where to sta--
391
00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:41,993
Okay, stop it. Stop it.
392
00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:43,395
Don't I?
393
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:45,036
Stop it, Martha.
I'm really angry this time.
394
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:47,138
Oh, all right.
395
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,182
[whispering] I'm sorry.
396
00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:57,108
How can I make it up to you?
397
00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:09,220
That'll be enough.
You can stand down.
398
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,322
Yes, sir.
399
00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:15,106
[door opens]
400
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,208
[door closes]
401
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:23,314
[both] Mm.
402
00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:24,595
[Martha]
I thought he'd never leave.
403
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,318
[both chuckle]
404
00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:29,961
-Welcome home.
-Mm.
405
00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:32,943
[both chuckling]
406
00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:40,972
[indistinct chatter]
407
00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:44,215
He should be done with his call
any moment now, Mr. Liddy.
408
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,097
Are you sure
you don't need anything?
409
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,199
No, thank you.
410
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,462
What's your name?
411
00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:53,564
Uh, Linda.
412
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,469
Gordon. [chuckles] I'm
so sorry to keep you waiting.
413
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,511
Great to meet you.
Finally put a face to the name.
414
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:02,773
You ready? Let's walk.
415
00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:08,439
These pitches
always wind me up.
416
00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:10,321
[chuckles] You nervous?
417
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:12,743
Oh, I don't experience
human neuroses.
418
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:17,327
I actually feed
off these moments.
419
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:21,592
There's a wild and manic energy
to them, animal energy.
420
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,556
Hmm.
421
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:31,021
Ouch. [chuckles]
What happened there?
422
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:34,985
I was sourcing
operational recruits...
423
00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:37,588
Cubans.
424
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:42,072
I needed to show them that I am
what the Spanish call macho.
425
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:45,956
So I placed my hand into the--
426
00:18:46,056 --> 00:18:48,358
the short flame of a candle
and held it there
427
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,620
until the room smelled
of roasting flesh.
428
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:55,585
Only then were they willing
to call me their jefe.
429
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,328
[scoffs]
430
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,090
[elevator bell dings]
431
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,212
[Liddy] Gentlemen, as you know,
432
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:05,575
our president faces
a daunting campaign season.
433
00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:09,539
For that reason, I've devised
a plan for covert operations,
434
00:19:09,639 --> 00:19:11,221
the likes of which
our electoral system
435
00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:13,323
has never seen.
436
00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,126
I present you...
437
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:20,370
...Operation Gemstone.
438
00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:23,633
The Gemstone,
439
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:26,836
brilliant, sparkling...
440
00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:29,199
impervious.
441
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:31,841
I have crafted
an integrated strategy
442
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:35,845
meant to function seamlessly
in enemy territoire.
443
00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,947
Phase one...
444
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:40,650
Operation Quartz.
445
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,132
-A covert manipulation--
-Oh, quartz--
446
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,775
uh, quartz
is actually a mineral.
447
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:46,976
Excuse me?
448
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:48,418
Uh, quartz is actually
a mineral.
449
00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:49,659
It's not a gemsto--
450
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,662
I took a little geology
at uh, Williams,
451
00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,343
which I briefly attended.
452
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,547
But I-I just love rocks.
Please proceed.
453
00:19:57,647 --> 00:20:01,110
Operation Quartz...
454
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,272
a covert manipulation
455
00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:05,394
of the Democrats' outer circle.
456
00:20:05,494 --> 00:20:08,918
We will round up
their fringe activist leaders
457
00:20:09,018 --> 00:20:13,723
and export them to black sites
deep in the heart of Mexico.
458
00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:18,127
Each capture will slice
a viper from Medusa's crown.
459
00:20:18,227 --> 00:20:22,131
Their leaderless ranks
will wither away.
460
00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:25,855
Is that "export" as in kidnap?
461
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:29,378
"Forced rendition"
is the optimal descriptor.
462
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,420
-Next up...
-[paper rustles]
463
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,822
...Operation Ruby--
464
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:37,186
the blood-red gem
of a duplicitous woman.
465
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:41,390
The Democrats are weak,
their women cold.
466
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,193
We will secure a pleasure craft
467
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,435
wired for sight and sound
468
00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:49,158
and sailed to the Democratic
National Convention,
469
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:51,520
where we will capture
their officials
470
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:55,364
enjoying the company of women
trained in the erotic arts,
471
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,886
some of the finest
in the country.
472
00:20:57,986 --> 00:21:02,130
You want to film...
473
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,334
Democratic officials...
474
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:08,517
on a boat with hookers?
475
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:14,703
Call it a passion play
for opposition leverage, sir.
476
00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:17,946
Just out of curiosity,
how many of these gemstones
477
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,908
are we going to be
reviewing today?
478
00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:21,910
Eleven. With four subparts.
479
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:24,352
And, uh, how much is this
all gonna cost?
480
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:25,674
We're looking at a price point
481
00:21:25,774 --> 00:21:27,956
between $50,000
and $100,000 apiece.
482
00:21:28,056 --> 00:21:29,678
Right. Just finger math--
483
00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:33,521
that's uh, way over budget, sir,
astonishingly so.
484
00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:35,163
And that will not be a problem,
young man.
485
00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,165
Oh, good.
486
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,767
[Liddy] I do hope you
gentlemen have had a chance
487
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,048
to brush up
on your II Corinthians,
488
00:21:40,148 --> 00:21:43,652
because, well...
489
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,834
this is
where we get to play God.
490
00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:49,958
My pitches are too ambitious?
491
00:21:51,239 --> 00:21:52,700
[shouts]
492
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,785
Who in the fresh hell
does Mitchell think he is?
493
00:21:56,885 --> 00:22:00,508
You see the way he looked at me
when all was said and done?
494
00:22:00,608 --> 00:22:01,870
[stammering] Uh, no.
I didn't catch that.
495
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,471
I'll tell you,
like a rat at his feet.
496
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:07,275
It was like vomit.
That's how he looked at me.
497
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,718
You know, t-those guys can be
very indelicate, uh, sometimes.
498
00:22:10,818 --> 00:22:12,800
I wouldn't take it
too- too personally.
499
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,683
And Magruder--
that little pissant...
500
00:22:15,783 --> 00:22:17,125
[breathing heavily]
501
00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:20,328
..."Quartz is a mineral."
502
00:22:20,428 --> 00:22:21,809
He's lucky
I didn't snap his spine
503
00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:23,911
right in the fucking room.
504
00:22:25,273 --> 00:22:26,854
[glass shatters]
505
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,256
[Dean] Um...
506
00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:32,860
[breathing heavily]
507
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,141
What did you think?
508
00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:35,543
Huh?
509
00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:37,345
Of the pitch,
what did you think?
510
00:22:37,445 --> 00:22:40,368
You can tell me.
I'm--I can take it.
511
00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:46,033
What did I think?
I-I-I-I-I really liked it.
512
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:48,996
I-I knew it!
513
00:22:49,096 --> 00:22:51,278
I saw your body language
in the room, and I knew--
514
00:22:51,378 --> 00:22:52,480
I knew Dean liked it.
515
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,001
What was your favorite part?
516
00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:55,563
[Dean] My favorite?
517
00:22:55,663 --> 00:22:58,766
Um, gosh, you know, th--
t-there were a lot of elements.
518
00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:00,127
You know, I loved the--
519
00:23:00,227 --> 00:23:02,129
T-the cheerful font
was very interesting.
520
00:23:02,229 --> 00:23:03,611
I did the font.
521
00:23:03,711 --> 00:23:05,372
-[Dean] Great, uh...
-I came up with the font.
522
00:23:05,472 --> 00:23:08,235
Yeah, look, let me
pitch you something.
523
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:16,543
How about you and I never talk
about this ever again,
524
00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,645
ideally?
525
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,073
Okay, compadre.
526
00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:28,175
Enough said.
527
00:23:29,256 --> 00:23:30,918
["Let's Fly Away" playing]
528
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,880
I do. I really like this one.
529
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,122
I think that's nice, dear.
530
00:23:35,222 --> 00:23:37,084
[continues indistinctly]
531
00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:38,525
♪ ♪
532
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,687
[Jeri Southern]
♪ Let's fly away ♪
533
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,369
[laughter]
534
00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:45,132
♪ And find a land
that's warm and tropic ♪
535
00:23:45,232 --> 00:23:46,493
[Martha] We are in for a night.
536
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,135
[Mitchell] You.
537
00:23:48,235 --> 00:23:51,258
Whenever he has on tails,
this happens.
538
00:23:51,358 --> 00:23:53,860
It does. Whenever you put on
your tails...
539
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,183
[chuckles]
...it makes you crazy.
540
00:23:56,283 --> 00:24:00,547
-It's Daddy dancing time.
-[Martha, laughing] Aw...
541
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,829
[singer] ♪ And find a land
that's so provincial ♪
542
00:24:02,929 --> 00:24:07,073
♪ We'll never hear
what Walter Winchell ♪
543
00:24:07,173 --> 00:24:08,875
♪ Might be forced to say ♪
544
00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:11,918
[Martha] I need a zip here when
you're done, Fred Astaire.
545
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,441
Yes, ma'am. I think we can
hear mother now.
546
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:17,484
♪ ♪
547
00:24:17,584 --> 00:24:19,165
[Martha] Shimmy it up.
548
00:24:19,265 --> 00:24:21,728
-Ooh.
-[both chuckle]
549
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,330
There it is. Look at that neck.
550
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,012
There's a tiny little hook.
551
00:24:26,112 --> 00:24:28,214
Now, that's a neck. That's...
552
00:24:28,314 --> 00:24:30,136
that's a neck I'd like to neck.
553
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,939
[laughter]
554
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,821
I can't get that...
555
00:24:34,921 --> 00:24:37,103
[speaks indistinctly]
556
00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:38,504
-[Martha] Lovely.
-Love you.
557
00:24:38,604 --> 00:24:41,487
♪ ♪
558
00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:49,756
[indistinct chatter]
559
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:52,738
♪ ♪
560
00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:02,528
[indistinct chatter continues]
561
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:05,511
♪ ♪
562
00:25:08,394 --> 00:25:12,498
[singer] ♪ I'll make
your life sublime ♪
563
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,700
Pat sure has made a statement
seating us back here.
564
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,182
I can't see a thing.
565
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,744
And, honey, you know
it was no accident.
566
00:25:18,844 --> 00:25:20,346
[singer]
♪ I'll take up all your time ♪
567
00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:24,470
♪ Compromising you ♪
568
00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:25,871
♪ Let's not delay... ♪
569
00:25:25,971 --> 00:25:27,673
[host]
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
570
00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:29,755
the President
and Mrs. Nixon present
571
00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:31,597
the Ray Conniff Singers.
572
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,799
[applause]
573
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,201
[singer]
♪ New York is not for me ♪
574
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:38,644
♪ ♪
575
00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:41,527
♪ Let's fly away ♪
576
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:44,510
♪ ♪
577
00:25:48,033 --> 00:25:49,455
President Nixon,
578
00:25:49,555 --> 00:25:51,417
stop bombing human beings,
579
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,619
animals, and vegetation.
580
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,100
You go to church on Sundays,
581
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,542
and you pray to Jesus Christ.
582
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,383
If Jesus Christ
were here tonight,
583
00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:00,906
you would not dare
drop another bomb.
584
00:26:01,006 --> 00:26:03,949
Bless the Berrigans
and bless Daniel Ellsberg.
585
00:26:04,049 --> 00:26:05,631
Get her off the stage!
586
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,634
[crowd booing]
587
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,677
[applause]
588
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:14,319
[dramatic music plays]
589
00:26:14,419 --> 00:26:16,601
♪ ♪
590
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,443
[host] Sorry about that,
Mr. President.
591
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,206
Looks like someone needs to go
back to finishing school.
592
00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:23,969
-[laughter]
-Let's move along, shall we?
593
00:26:24,069 --> 00:26:25,010
Ladies...
594
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:27,813
[indistinct chatter]
595
00:26:27,913 --> 00:26:30,775
[upbeat music plays]
596
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:33,258
♪ ♪
597
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:34,459
Maureen?
598
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:35,941
Hey, John Dean.
599
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:37,782
-Hi.
-Hi. I am so sorry I'm late.
600
00:26:37,882 --> 00:26:39,104
[Mo] That's fine.
601
00:26:39,204 --> 00:26:40,505
It's not
some first-date power move.
602
00:26:40,605 --> 00:26:42,067
You know, things have been
nuts at work...
603
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,069
-You know what? It's Mo.
-Traffic and--what?
604
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,670
You can just call me Mo.
605
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,952
Uh, the dating service
suggested that I use Maureen...
606
00:26:48,052 --> 00:26:49,394
Oh, Mo...
607
00:26:49,494 --> 00:26:50,575
...'cause I guess they thought
people would make...
608
00:26:50,655 --> 00:26:51,716
-Like the Stooges?
-...a Stooges joke.
609
00:26:51,816 --> 00:26:52,957
-[imitates goofy chuckling]
-What? Oh.
610
00:26:53,057 --> 00:26:54,599
So sorry.
611
00:26:54,699 --> 00:26:56,561
You're doing the Stooges--
I didn't--No, I-I remember.
612
00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,403
[chuckles]
613
00:26:58,503 --> 00:27:00,165
-Good.
-Yes.
614
00:27:00,265 --> 00:27:02,847
-Stooges.
-Um, so--
615
00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:05,810
Hi, hello. How are you know?
Now, I'm gonna give you these.
616
00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:08,132
It's for the, uh, Dijon Porsche
out front.
617
00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:09,854
Now, there's not a scratch
on it right now.
618
00:27:09,954 --> 00:27:11,656
And that's how I want to find
her when I come back, okay?
619
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,378
I'm gonna take
special care of you, okay?
620
00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:15,540
-Mm-hmm.
-Thank you so much.
621
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,901
[waiter] Your table's ready.
622
00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:19,664
All right. Thank you.
623
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:23,508
Mele Kalikimaka.
That's the thing to say.
624
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:26,030
In blood, chained to the door
of County Animal Control,
625
00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:28,513
and I am screaming,
"No more pets have to die!"
626
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,714
I'm sorry.
627
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,195
[softly]
"No more pets have to die."
628
00:27:31,295 --> 00:27:34,478
And then 20 minutes later,
I, uh--
629
00:27:34,578 --> 00:27:36,520
I find out I-I have
the wrong address,
630
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,282
and I am chained to
the dentist's office next door.
631
00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:40,364
-No!
-[laughter]
632
00:27:40,464 --> 00:27:42,406
I guess I was a-a young man
with conviction.
633
00:27:42,506 --> 00:27:44,128
So what can I say?
634
00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:45,770
You know, it's embarrassing
to even think about it.
635
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:48,072
No, no, it's so cute.
636
00:27:49,954 --> 00:27:52,016
[indistinct chatter]
637
00:27:52,116 --> 00:27:55,619
You know, I'll be honest,
at the start of the night, I...
638
00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:57,221
I thought I was
in real trouble.
639
00:27:57,321 --> 00:28:00,464
Oh. [chuckles] Why is that?
640
00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,386
Well, I don't want
to burst your bubble,
641
00:28:02,486 --> 00:28:06,310
but you don't exactly make
the best first impression.
642
00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:08,072
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
643
00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:10,714
You seemed like you were
gonna be a huge piece of shit.
644
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,596
Oh. [clears throat]
645
00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:16,520
Well, that's funny,
because you kind of seemed
646
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,362
stuck up and weird.
647
00:28:18,462 --> 00:28:20,084
No, I didn't.
648
00:28:20,184 --> 00:28:22,086
You're right.
649
00:28:22,186 --> 00:28:24,968
You seemed
great from the beginning.
650
00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:27,971
[romantic jazz music plays]
651
00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:29,493
So what's a stewardess
from L.A.
652
00:28:29,593 --> 00:28:32,055
doing on a-a D.C.
dating service?
653
00:28:32,155 --> 00:28:34,137
I'm doing research.
654
00:28:34,237 --> 00:28:37,821
I'm thinking
of doing some writing.
655
00:28:37,921 --> 00:28:39,783
You want to be a journalist.
656
00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:41,265
-Mm.
-No.
657
00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:43,146
Someone didn't read
my profile too closely.
658
00:28:43,246 --> 00:28:45,268
-Well, I--
-I want to write novels.
659
00:28:45,368 --> 00:28:46,510
-Oh.
-Romantic novels.
660
00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:47,671
Oh?
661
00:28:47,771 --> 00:28:49,633
Stop it. It's nothing smutty.
662
00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:51,435
No, no, no, that's--
that's fantastic.
663
00:28:51,535 --> 00:28:53,397
But, um...
664
00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:54,678
why D.C.?
665
00:28:54,778 --> 00:28:56,600
I mean, people come here
for depth--
666
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,801
No, I really like it here.
667
00:28:57,901 --> 00:28:59,402
-You do?
-I-I don't know.
668
00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:00,624
People come here to make
a difference in the world.
669
00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:02,486
-Well...
-It's nice.
670
00:29:02,586 --> 00:29:03,887
I mean, God, I'm not naive.
671
00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:06,409
I know, everybody has
to make compromises.
672
00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:10,173
And, well, you probably know
that better than anyone.
673
00:29:10,273 --> 00:29:12,275
What do you mean by that?
674
00:29:12,796 --> 00:29:14,798
Come on. You know...
675
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,021
I'm--I'm not sure I do.
676
00:29:18,121 --> 00:29:19,983
I mean, um,
i-it just must be difficult
677
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,504
working for a man like that.
678
00:29:21,604 --> 00:29:22,826
A man like what?
679
00:29:22,926 --> 00:29:25,588
A man like Richard Nixon.
[scoffs]
680
00:29:25,688 --> 00:29:28,351
He's just a little bit
of a liar, don't you think?
681
00:29:28,451 --> 00:29:29,993
Oh, right.
682
00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:32,996
And you think LBJ
was some kind of Boy Scout?
683
00:29:33,096 --> 00:29:35,558
Well, Nixon really takes it
to a whole other level.
684
00:29:35,658 --> 00:29:37,160
How so?
685
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:39,402
Uh, the stuff about ending
the war, for one thing.
686
00:29:39,502 --> 00:29:40,843
He's drawn down troop levels
by two thirds
687
00:29:40,943 --> 00:29:42,365
since he's been in office.
688
00:29:42,465 --> 00:29:43,926
I saw on the news
he's increased bombings.
689
00:29:44,026 --> 00:29:46,649
Did the news also mention
that he signed Title IX
690
00:29:46,749 --> 00:29:48,051
or established
691
00:29:48,151 --> 00:29:48,951
the Environmental Protection
Agency?
692
00:29:49,031 --> 00:29:50,613
Wow.
693
00:29:50,713 --> 00:29:51,914
You've really talked yourself
into this, haven't you?
694
00:29:51,994 --> 00:29:53,996
Talked myself into what?
695
00:29:55,037 --> 00:29:57,039
Um...
696
00:29:58,281 --> 00:29:59,582
Maybe this wasn't
697
00:29:59,682 --> 00:30:01,063
the best topic
of conversation to bring up--
698
00:30:01,163 --> 00:30:02,425
-No, no, no, no, no, no..
-We don't have--John--
699
00:30:02,525 --> 00:30:03,986
What about you?
What--what about you?
700
00:30:04,086 --> 00:30:05,308
What about me?
701
00:30:05,408 --> 00:30:06,589
Oh, come on.
702
00:30:06,689 --> 00:30:07,990
Uh...
703
00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:09,832
You're just like
all your liberal friends.
704
00:30:09,932 --> 00:30:12,074
You--you playact like you want
to save the world,
705
00:30:12,174 --> 00:30:13,796
when all you really care about
is finding a guy
706
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,898
with enough bread
to pick up the check.
707
00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:18,521
[chuckles derisively]
708
00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:21,824
♪ ♪
709
00:30:22,985 --> 00:30:26,168
[waiter] Hoped you guys saved
room for the Baked Alaska.
710
00:30:26,268 --> 00:30:29,411
♪ ♪
711
00:30:29,511 --> 00:30:31,213
[Mitchell] I must have
been drunk when I said that.
712
00:30:31,313 --> 00:30:32,935
Now I've got Dick calling me
713
00:30:33,035 --> 00:30:35,037
'cause he's got Kissinger
up his ass again.
714
00:30:36,478 --> 00:30:37,940
I should have said no to Dick
715
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,103
the second he asked me
to come play politics out here.
716
00:30:41,203 --> 00:30:43,786
Should have stayed in New York.
Could have kept my practice.
717
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,789
Hmm. We'd still have
our house Upstate.
718
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:48,590
Remember when we used to drink
719
00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:50,232
a whole bottle
of blackberry wine
720
00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:52,434
and watch the moon
rise over the bay?
721
00:30:52,534 --> 00:30:54,757
-I miss those nights.
-Mm.
722
00:30:54,857 --> 00:30:57,519
[gasps] I've got an idea.
723
00:30:57,619 --> 00:30:58,680
Let's catch a flight somewhere,
724
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:02,244
we'll go to China,
India, New York.
725
00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:04,406
Dick needs me, honey bear.
You know that.
726
00:31:04,506 --> 00:31:06,128
The man's an emotional wreck.
727
00:31:06,228 --> 00:31:08,230
Without me, he wouldn't
get through to November.
728
00:31:10,872 --> 00:31:13,775
Of course.
Don't know what I was thinking.
729
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,738
[serious music plays]
730
00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:19,581
♪ ♪
731
00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:22,564
[telephone rings]
732
00:31:26,328 --> 00:31:27,349
Hello?
733
00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:28,870
[Martha] Winnie, honey.
734
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,272
You won't believe
the night I've had,
735
00:31:30,372 --> 00:31:31,433
a protester crashed...
736
00:31:31,533 --> 00:31:33,315
Martha?
737
00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:34,616
[Martha] ...the first lady's
miserable social evening.
738
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,238
Jesus, what time is it?
739
00:31:36,338 --> 00:31:38,760
Poor woman. They had to
drag her right off the stage.
740
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,602
[Winnie]
How did you get my number?
741
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,284
Of course my husband had to
leave me alone the whole night
742
00:31:42,384 --> 00:31:43,805
'cause he's busy playing
the middleman
743
00:31:43,905 --> 00:31:45,327
in this silly feud
744
00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:47,609
the president's got going
with Henry.
745
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:48,970
[Winnie] Henry?
746
00:31:49,070 --> 00:31:51,773
As in, like...
747
00:31:51,873 --> 00:31:53,334
Henry Kissinger?
748
00:31:53,434 --> 00:31:55,176
I really shouldn't say.
749
00:31:55,276 --> 00:31:58,159
♪ ♪
750
00:32:13,895 --> 00:32:16,918
[light creaking]
751
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,801
Father. May I?
752
00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:22,783
♪ ♪
753
00:32:24,505 --> 00:32:27,048
Raymond, what are you doing up?
754
00:32:27,148 --> 00:32:30,131
♪ ♪
755
00:32:30,231 --> 00:32:32,393
I was having bad dreams again.
756
00:32:34,315 --> 00:32:36,057
Are you okay, Father?
757
00:32:36,157 --> 00:32:39,420
Had a little whoopsie today
at work.
758
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,342
What kind of whoopsie?
759
00:32:41,442 --> 00:32:44,905
[exhales deeply] Remember
when you were in art class
760
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,788
and Miss Grimmer caught you
eating all the other kids' glue
761
00:32:47,888 --> 00:32:50,131
and all the other kids
laughed at you?
762
00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:54,034
All the other kids laughed
at me today, Raymond.
763
00:32:54,134 --> 00:32:57,017
♪ ♪
764
00:33:07,788 --> 00:33:09,610
Sometimes...
765
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,013
when the other boys
at school laugh at me...
766
00:33:13,113 --> 00:33:15,536
Mother says I should make
friends with them.
767
00:33:15,636 --> 00:33:19,019
She says there are good ships
768
00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:20,781
and wood ships
769
00:33:20,881 --> 00:33:23,103
and ships that sail the sea,
770
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:26,667
but the best ships
are friendships.
771
00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:29,650
♪ ♪
772
00:33:52,272 --> 00:33:54,654
-[phone ringing]
-Linda, would you put in a call
773
00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:58,018
to, uh, ah,
Harry Welch at the FAA?
774
00:33:58,118 --> 00:33:59,699
Have him send us
any information
775
00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:02,702
he has on a registered
flight attendant, Maureen Kane.
776
00:34:02,802 --> 00:34:04,504
Oh, and, uh, Liddy should be
here any minute
777
00:34:04,604 --> 00:34:06,226
-for the meeting.
-Uh, Liddy's already here.
778
00:34:06,326 --> 00:34:07,988
He arrived
over a half hour ago.
779
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,950
He's already here? Where is he?
780
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,471
Mitchell's office.
781
00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,033
-Jesus.
-You want me to go--
782
00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,754
I'm so sorry.
783
00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:15,996
Are they in there?
784
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:18,758
[laughter]
785
00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:20,600
Speak of the devil,
and he doth appear.
786
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,641
What's the matter, Dean?
787
00:34:21,741 --> 00:34:23,163
You look
like you just got caught
788
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,604
butt-fucking your sister.
789
00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:26,086
I don't have a-a sister, sir.
790
00:34:26,186 --> 00:34:27,767
Um...
791
00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,809
are we celebrating something?
792
00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:32,132
Wow, sharp as a tack.
Tell him, Liddy.
793
00:34:32,232 --> 00:34:33,813
[Liddy] I ran into Mr. Mitchell
this morning
794
00:34:33,913 --> 00:34:36,055
on the way into the office,
and-
795
00:34:36,155 --> 00:34:38,898
I had a few rough ideas
for pared-down operations--
796
00:34:38,998 --> 00:34:40,420
sketches really.
797
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,861
[Mitchell]
Ah, don't beat yourself up.
798
00:34:41,961 --> 00:34:43,423
We made some adjustments.
799
00:34:43,523 --> 00:34:45,104
It was all you, Mr. Mitchell.
800
00:34:45,204 --> 00:34:48,227
He helped me come up with
a whole new operation plan.
801
00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:51,030
This man truly knows
his tradecraft.
802
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:55,435
Sir, are you sure
it's wise to be, um...
803
00:34:55,535 --> 00:34:59,559
casually discussing illicit
activities in your office?
804
00:34:59,659 --> 00:35:01,801
Teacher's here. Fun's over.
805
00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:03,242
-[chuckles]
-[Mitchell] Well, no.
806
00:35:03,342 --> 00:35:04,323
[groans]
807
00:35:04,423 --> 00:35:07,727
Gordo, fabulous work.
808
00:35:07,827 --> 00:35:09,929
Just, uh, talk to Jeb.
809
00:35:10,029 --> 00:35:12,011
He'll take care
of the logistics with you.
810
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,293
[Liddy] Thank you, sir.
811
00:35:14,393 --> 00:35:17,096
Well, whatever you told
that chowderhead
812
00:35:17,196 --> 00:35:21,060
to get him to drop
the James Bond act, it worked.
813
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,784
Well, I just, uh, showed him
how to be a team player, sir.
814
00:35:24,884 --> 00:35:27,867
Hmm. Tell you what...
815
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:29,989
my wife is doing
a campaign fundraiser
816
00:35:30,089 --> 00:35:31,991
at our house Saturday.
817
00:35:32,091 --> 00:35:33,913
Why don't you come by?
818
00:35:34,013 --> 00:35:36,235
You know?
For all your hard work.
819
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:37,836
I'd be honored, sir.
820
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,119
And bring a date--
something nice on the eyes.
821
00:35:40,219 --> 00:35:42,221
Right. Okay.
822
00:35:43,302 --> 00:35:46,165
[dramatic music plays]
823
00:35:46,265 --> 00:35:49,148
♪ ♪
824
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:53,052
[clears throat]
825
00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:55,534
[indistinct chatter]
826
00:35:55,634 --> 00:35:57,536
What the hell?
827
00:35:57,636 --> 00:35:59,618
Go, go, go.
828
00:35:59,718 --> 00:36:02,141
Mo. Hey. [chuckles]
I can't believe it.
829
00:36:02,241 --> 00:36:03,742
I was just about
to check in for my flight.
830
00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:05,143
And I was thinking,
what are the odds
831
00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:06,745
I'd run into Mo Kane
at the airport?
832
00:36:06,845 --> 00:36:08,587
And here you are.
That is crazy.
833
00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:10,669
Huh, how did you find me?
834
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,191
Well, I just--I saw you
coming up the thing.
835
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,314
-Where's your ticket?
-Excuse me?
836
00:36:15,414 --> 00:36:16,875
You said you were checking in
for your flight.
837
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,276
You should have a ticket.
838
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,198
Oh, right, ticket, um...
839
00:36:20,298 --> 00:36:21,600
That is a very good--
840
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,962
Oh, you know, shoot,
I must have thrown it
841
00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:25,644
in the trash
with my food there.
842
00:36:25,744 --> 00:36:27,325
Um, I have to get
a new one now.
843
00:36:27,425 --> 00:36:28,607
Do you know the lady?
Maybe you can--
844
00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:29,968
You little psychopath.
845
00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:31,129
What?
846
00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:33,211
[giggles] Did you call the FAA?
847
00:36:33,311 --> 00:36:34,813
Call the--
848
00:36:34,913 --> 00:36:37,335
[chuckling] No. What? No.
849
00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:39,137
Why would I--
why would I do that?
850
00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:40,579
To find out my flight schedule
851
00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:43,021
so you could manufacture
a way to bump into me
852
00:36:43,121 --> 00:36:44,703
in the futile hope
you could apologize your way
853
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,805
into a second date.
854
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:51,549
Has this--has this happened
to you before?
855
00:36:51,649 --> 00:36:53,591
It's a pilot trick.
856
00:36:53,691 --> 00:36:55,894
I have to say, it's never felt
quite so pathetic until now.
857
00:36:58,176 --> 00:36:59,597
Mo. Wait, please.
858
00:36:59,697 --> 00:37:00,839
-John.
-Please.
859
00:37:00,939 --> 00:37:02,280
You seem very nice.
860
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,443
Do you know what it is?
I am looking for a man.
861
00:37:05,543 --> 00:37:08,206
And I can't waste my time
with little boys anymore.
862
00:37:08,306 --> 00:37:09,447
I know I was an asshole
the other night.
863
00:37:09,547 --> 00:37:10,728
-Mm-hmm.
-But, I want to make it up to
you.
864
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:12,250
There's this fundraiser
next weekend,
865
00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:14,252
and everyone who's anyone
in D.C. is gonna be there.
866
00:37:14,352 --> 00:37:16,894
You want to take me
to a Republican fundraiser?
867
00:37:16,994 --> 00:37:18,776
It'll be great material
for your novel.
868
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:20,338
And besides, we don't have
to talk to anybody.
869
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,420
We can just sit
in the corner all night,
870
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,702
drinking John Mitchell's
scotch, making fun of people--
871
00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:28,146
Um, John Mitchell?
Martha Mitchell's husband?
872
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,587
Yeah. Why? You--you like her?
873
00:37:29,687 --> 00:37:31,309
-She's completely insane.
-[chuckles]
874
00:37:31,409 --> 00:37:33,791
I love her.
875
00:37:33,891 --> 00:37:37,195
So you will go with me?
876
00:37:37,295 --> 00:37:41,038
Um, I'm gonna think about it.
877
00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:43,641
I'm gonna see when the airline
has me back in D.C.--
878
00:37:43,741 --> 00:37:45,843
Thursday. I-I mean...
879
00:37:45,943 --> 00:37:48,165
I hope they have you back
on-on Thursday
880
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:51,128
because that would be, uh...
that would be perfect timing.
881
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,390
Holy shit, man.
882
00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:58,936
-Do you have my number?
-Leave it with the FAA.
883
00:37:59,036 --> 00:38:00,337
[chuckles]
884
00:38:00,437 --> 00:38:03,340
[soft music plays]
885
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,323
♪ ♪
886
00:38:07,645 --> 00:38:10,548
[phones ringing]
887
00:38:10,648 --> 00:38:12,630
[chuckles]
888
00:38:12,730 --> 00:38:15,552
[mysterious music plays]
889
00:38:15,652 --> 00:38:18,395
♪ ♪
890
00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,637
-Ahoy!
-Oh! Ha ha!
891
00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:22,720
What the--
892
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,722
Mitchell sent me
down to inform you
893
00:38:24,822 --> 00:38:27,044
he's approved of my plans.
894
00:38:27,144 --> 00:38:29,126
Now, before you fill
your diaper,
895
00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:31,809
you'll be relieved to know
that I've trimmed the budget
896
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:34,251
to a manageable
quarter million.
897
00:38:34,351 --> 00:38:35,652
Hey, well,
that's fantastic news.
898
00:38:35,752 --> 00:38:36,693
That's great.
899
00:38:36,793 --> 00:38:40,117
Uh, only problem is, um...
900
00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:44,021
...Mitchell doesn't control
the purse strings around here.
901
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:45,542
I do.
902
00:38:45,642 --> 00:38:48,425
So you're gonna have to make do
with $200,000.
903
00:38:48,525 --> 00:38:51,028
That's--that's all we got.
904
00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:53,670
Do you think this is a joke?
905
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:54,871
[Jeb] No.
906
00:38:54,971 --> 00:38:57,954
This operation requires
907
00:38:58,054 --> 00:39:00,717
untraceable
foreign contractors.
908
00:39:00,817 --> 00:39:02,879
I need at least five Cubans.
909
00:39:02,979 --> 00:39:06,603
Cubans? Well, I mean, how-how
expensive are Cubans these days?
910
00:39:06,703 --> 00:39:10,126
Why- just get cheaper Cubans.
What? Puerto Ricans?
911
00:39:10,226 --> 00:39:13,049
[dramatic music plays]
912
00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:15,151
Hmm.
913
00:39:16,393 --> 00:39:18,895
You've never tasted
your own blood.
914
00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:21,197
-Pardon me?
-You haven't. Ah...
915
00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:24,541
I can tell.
916
00:39:24,641 --> 00:39:26,703
You know that?
917
00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:29,826
You don't know the first thing
about passion,
918
00:39:29,926 --> 00:39:32,469
about el sangre de libertad.
919
00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:35,071
But you know who does?
920
00:39:35,171 --> 00:39:39,115
Those magnificent men
you just maligned.
921
00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:40,076
-Yeah.
-[Liddy] They know.
922
00:39:40,176 --> 00:39:41,277
God, I got to tell you,
923
00:39:41,377 --> 00:39:43,479
I-I don't appreciate
your tone, Gordo.
924
00:39:43,579 --> 00:39:45,581
No.
925
00:39:46,743 --> 00:39:50,166
They are freedom fighters,
you fuck!
926
00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:52,048
Please let go of me,
you psychopath.
927
00:39:52,148 --> 00:39:56,452
You prep-school sissies think
that you own the world...
928
00:39:56,552 --> 00:39:58,334
but you don't.
929
00:39:58,434 --> 00:40:01,377
The natural world rejects you.
930
00:40:01,477 --> 00:40:04,080
You taste your blood now,
don't you?
931
00:40:12,248 --> 00:40:14,810
[distant elevator bell dings]
932
00:40:20,696 --> 00:40:23,058
Bean-counting Ivy League fag.
933
00:40:27,263 --> 00:40:29,265
Rough day?
934
00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:33,249
Never thought I'd encounter
a bureaucracy
935
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:36,071
more stocked with vipers
than the FBI.
936
00:40:37,793 --> 00:40:39,795
A thousand petty tyrannies.
937
00:40:41,757 --> 00:40:43,178
You're a Bureau man?
938
00:40:43,278 --> 00:40:45,821
Five years strong. You?
939
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,543
CIA.
940
00:40:47,643 --> 00:40:50,185
I've always admired Hoover.
941
00:40:50,285 --> 00:40:52,948
They don't make them
like him anymore.
942
00:40:53,048 --> 00:40:55,050
I agree.
943
00:40:56,492 --> 00:40:58,994
Jim McCord.
944
00:40:59,094 --> 00:41:01,477
Liddy, General Counsel.
945
00:41:01,577 --> 00:41:03,479
Liddy...
946
00:41:03,579 --> 00:41:06,501
fella who burnt himself
with a candle, right?
947
00:41:08,744 --> 00:41:11,406
[chuckles softly]
948
00:41:11,506 --> 00:41:13,989
Gaius Scaevola would be proud.
949
00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:17,312
Hero of Rome.
950
00:41:18,113 --> 00:41:19,935
Soldier.
951
00:41:20,035 --> 00:41:21,737
Soldier.
952
00:41:21,837 --> 00:41:24,719
♪ ♪
953
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,406
[doorbell buzzes]
954
00:41:34,129 --> 00:41:36,471
Oh, hi. [chuckles]
955
00:41:36,571 --> 00:41:38,473
Great shirt.
956
00:41:38,573 --> 00:41:40,515
Mo, he's here.
957
00:41:40,615 --> 00:41:41,836
Smells good in there.
958
00:41:41,936 --> 00:41:45,180
I, uh, smoked a little grass
myself, back in college.
959
00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:50,465
Hi.
960
00:41:51,546 --> 00:41:53,488
Wow. You--
961
00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:54,889
you look--
962
00:41:54,989 --> 00:41:57,552
Thank you.
Anything for Martha Mitchell.
963
00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:02,177
[chuckles]
964
00:42:02,277 --> 00:42:05,300
[indistinct chatter]
965
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,861
[upbeat jazz music plays]
966
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,983
[both chuckle]
967
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:09,984
All right.
968
00:42:10,084 --> 00:42:12,106
♪ ♪
969
00:42:12,206 --> 00:42:14,208
[person] Welcome, sir, ma'am.
970
00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:16,591
-For you.
-Oh, thank you.
971
00:42:16,691 --> 00:42:17,632
[both] Cheers.
972
00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:18,673
-Oh, hi. Hey.
-John.
973
00:42:18,773 --> 00:42:20,995
-How's it going?
-Hello. Hi.
974
00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:22,997
You have blood on your hands.
975
00:42:23,097 --> 00:42:24,198
Look who it is.
See? Want to go say hi?
976
00:42:24,298 --> 00:42:26,961
Oh, my God.
Yes, I want to say hi.
977
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:29,043
-She looks amazing.
-[Martha] So gorgeous.
978
00:42:29,143 --> 00:42:31,005
I want to get a picture.
979
00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:32,767
Aw.
980
00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,128
Excuse me, Mrs. Mitchell.
981
00:42:34,228 --> 00:42:35,530
Uh, my name is John Dean.
I work with your husband.
982
00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:37,011
Oh, Mr. Dean.
983
00:42:37,111 --> 00:42:38,653
Yes, my husband speaks
very highly of you.
984
00:42:38,753 --> 00:42:40,454
Say hello to Mr. Dean,
buttercup.
985
00:42:40,554 --> 00:42:42,056
-Hi.
-Hello.
986
00:42:42,156 --> 00:42:45,019
[Martha] Hmm.
We're working on her volume.
987
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:46,661
Who is this vision in blue?
988
00:42:46,761 --> 00:42:49,023
Maureen Kane.
It's an honor to--
989
00:42:49,123 --> 00:42:50,624
-I'm j- I'm a huge fan.
-[Martha and John chuckle]
990
00:42:50,724 --> 00:42:52,146
Thank you.
991
00:42:52,246 --> 00:42:54,749
May I say the two of you
make a striking couple.
992
00:42:54,849 --> 00:42:56,150
Oh, we're not really--
993
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,471
That's so sweet of you.
Thank you so much.
994
00:42:57,571 --> 00:42:58,632
Thank you. Thank you.
995
00:42:58,732 --> 00:43:00,554
All right, Mrs. Mitchell,
right over here.
996
00:43:00,654 --> 00:43:02,837
[Martha] Oh. Picture?
997
00:43:02,937 --> 00:43:05,639
Are we getting in? Oh, my--
998
00:43:05,739 --> 00:43:06,841
-[camera shutter clicks]
-Thank you.
999
00:43:06,941 --> 00:43:08,002
[Martha] Mm-hmm.
1000
00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:09,683
Enjoy yourselves.
Nice to meet you.
1001
00:43:09,783 --> 00:43:12,066
-So nice to meet you.
-Thank you.
1002
00:43:14,108 --> 00:43:16,330
-Hmm?
-Hmm.
1003
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:19,253
[elegant jazz music plays]
1004
00:43:19,353 --> 00:43:21,135
♪ ♪
1005
00:43:21,235 --> 00:43:22,856
Okay, who are they,
the buzz cuts?
1006
00:43:22,956 --> 00:43:24,298
Oh, that?
1007
00:43:24,398 --> 00:43:26,220
Uh, that's the president's
chief of staff.
1008
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,461
On the right, Bob Haldeman.
1009
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,103
[Mo] Okay.
1010
00:43:29,203 --> 00:43:30,544
[Dean] On the left
is John Ehrlichman.
1011
00:43:30,644 --> 00:43:32,346
And nobody gets to Nixon
except through them.
1012
00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:33,787
They call them the Berlin Wall.
1013
00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:34,948
Hmm.
1014
00:43:35,048 --> 00:43:37,271
-The Berlin Wall, huh?
-Mm.
1015
00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:40,234
Hmm. Hmm.
1016
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:41,995
Wait, where you going?
1017
00:43:42,095 --> 00:43:45,359
Mo. No. Mo. Mo. Mo, Mo.
1018
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:48,482
Now McGovern's got James Taylor
and Barbra Streisand
1019
00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:49,803
stumping for him,
1020
00:43:49,903 --> 00:43:51,365
as if the voters
are going to be swayed
1021
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:53,887
by a couple of moderately
fuckable socialists.
1022
00:43:53,987 --> 00:43:55,809
[light laughter]
1023
00:43:55,909 --> 00:43:58,371
I'm a big Streisand fan.
What's wrong with her?
1024
00:43:58,471 --> 00:44:01,014
-[scoffs] Excuse me?
-Uh...
1025
00:44:01,114 --> 00:44:03,016
sorry, you-you are?
1026
00:44:03,116 --> 00:44:05,298
I'm Mo Kane.
I think you know my date.
1027
00:44:05,398 --> 00:44:07,541
♪ ♪
1028
00:44:07,641 --> 00:44:09,543
John Dean, sir.
1029
00:44:09,643 --> 00:44:11,865
I got a haircut.
1030
00:44:11,965 --> 00:44:14,347
Yes, that's it. Right.
1031
00:44:14,447 --> 00:44:16,069
My apologies
if John caused any offense
1032
00:44:16,169 --> 00:44:17,591
with the Streisand thing,
ma'am.
1033
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:20,513
Oh, God. Hey, as a-a member
in good standing
1034
00:44:20,613 --> 00:44:22,635
of the league of moderately
fuckable socialists,
1035
00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:24,437
-I accept your apology.
-[light laughter]
1036
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,239
Where did you find
this one, Dean?
1037
00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:29,682
-She's a live one.
-[laughs]
1038
00:44:29,782 --> 00:44:32,645
Uh, by the way, Bob, I've been
meaning to, uh, thank you
1039
00:44:32,745 --> 00:44:35,728
for conveying that message
from POTUS on my behalf.
1040
00:44:35,828 --> 00:44:38,131
Mitchell told me about
the, uh, president's request
1041
00:44:38,231 --> 00:44:40,533
that I come help with the
election compliance operations
1042
00:44:40,633 --> 00:44:42,135
over at CREEP.
1043
00:44:42,235 --> 00:44:43,897
Oh, uh, I'm--I'm sorry.
1044
00:44:43,997 --> 00:44:45,738
I've never spoken about you
with the president
1045
00:44:45,838 --> 00:44:48,741
or really anyone else
for that matter.
1046
00:44:48,841 --> 00:44:50,543
Word of advice...
1047
00:44:50,643 --> 00:44:53,506
learn to recognize a snake
when you see one.
1048
00:44:53,606 --> 00:44:55,308
Hmm.
1049
00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:58,271
[John Mitchell laughing]
1050
00:44:58,371 --> 00:45:01,013
♪ ♪
1051
00:45:05,418 --> 00:45:07,520
[Mo] Oh, God.
John, this party is crazy.
1052
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,522
Ehrlichman is a fascist.
1053
00:45:09,622 --> 00:45:12,845
He wants to nuke all of Asia.
Everyone's so evil here.
1054
00:45:12,945 --> 00:45:15,087
I'm having so much fun.
What's wrong?
1055
00:45:15,187 --> 00:45:16,609
-You okay?
-It's nothing. We should go.
1056
00:45:16,709 --> 00:45:17,650
No, we just got here.
1057
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,851
[Dean] I'll get our coats.
1058
00:45:18,951 --> 00:45:20,953
Oh, okay.
1059
00:45:22,314 --> 00:45:24,136
Uh, sir, Kissinger's office
just called.
1060
00:45:24,236 --> 00:45:25,858
They've been trying to
reach you for the past hour.
1061
00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:27,299
In regards to what?
1062
00:45:27,399 --> 00:45:28,901
[Dean] Apparently your wife
spoke out
1063
00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:32,865
about some sort of feud
he's having with the president.
1064
00:45:32,965 --> 00:45:34,266
What the fuck?
1065
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:36,368
[pounding on door] Martha.
1066
00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:39,512
God as my witness, woman,
1067
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,594
I will cancel
your Diners Club card
1068
00:45:41,694 --> 00:45:44,516
if you don't open
this door right now.
1069
00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:45,958
What? What do you want?
1070
00:45:46,058 --> 00:45:47,559
You want to berate me
in front of our guests?
1071
00:45:47,659 --> 00:45:50,542
♪ ♪
1072
00:45:54,466 --> 00:45:56,168
Oh, fuck me! Jesus!
1073
00:45:56,268 --> 00:45:58,010
[breathing heavily] Ah.
1074
00:45:58,110 --> 00:45:59,892
I mean...
1075
00:45:59,992 --> 00:46:01,613
Sorry.
1076
00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:04,576
♪ ♪
1077
00:46:04,676 --> 00:46:08,340
-Are you okay?
-I hate this stupid dress.
1078
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,582
My mom had it made for me.
1079
00:46:10,682 --> 00:46:13,345
-I look like Little Bo Peep.
-[chuckles]
1080
00:46:13,445 --> 00:46:16,388
♪ ♪
1081
00:46:16,488 --> 00:46:18,830
You want a Doublemint?
1082
00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:20,432
No, thanks.
1083
00:46:20,532 --> 00:46:23,415
♪ ♪
1084
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,019
Cigarette?
1085
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,522
[Martha] It's just
an interview, for God's sake.
1086
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,244
It's not the end of the world.
1087
00:46:32,344 --> 00:46:35,006
You had to mention Kissinger,
like I need more enemies.
1088
00:46:35,106 --> 00:46:36,728
"Martha Mitchell bares all."
1089
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,970
Is this some kind of
retribution for the other night
1090
00:46:39,070 --> 00:46:41,333
'cause I didn't just drop
everything
1091
00:46:41,433 --> 00:46:44,296
and whisk Martha
off to some foreign land
1092
00:46:44,396 --> 00:46:45,777
or wherever the fuck?
1093
00:46:45,877 --> 00:46:48,059
Yeah. So you--you do know
I have feelings.
1094
00:46:48,159 --> 00:46:49,661
You just choose to ignore them.
1095
00:46:49,761 --> 00:46:52,183
I see. I'm sure if he asked
to go on vacation,
1096
00:46:52,283 --> 00:46:54,145
you'd have your bags packed
in one hour.
1097
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,507
He's my boss.
1098
00:46:55,607 --> 00:46:57,268
He's your life.
1099
00:46:57,368 --> 00:47:00,031
You roll over
for him day and night.
1100
00:47:00,131 --> 00:47:02,033
-[John] My God. My God.
-What is the draw, really?
1101
00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:04,355
-Tell me. The subservience--
-That's enough.
1102
00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,678
Is it that he makes you feel
like a big man,
1103
00:47:06,778 --> 00:47:09,080
-makes you feel wanted?
-That's enough, Martha.
1104
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,523
[laughing] I mean, your dick
must look so big
1105
00:47:11,623 --> 00:47:13,645
in his tiny hands.
1106
00:47:13,745 --> 00:47:15,747
[Martha gasps]
1107
00:47:17,628 --> 00:47:20,211
[John breathing shakily]
1108
00:47:20,311 --> 00:47:24,475
Look, let's just both
take a breath.
1109
00:47:27,118 --> 00:47:29,580
You take a fucking breath.
1110
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,983
My mama slaps me
harder than that.
1111
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:36,227
[breathes deeply]
1112
00:47:36,327 --> 00:47:38,109
[Mitchell]
You're a--you're a pig!
1113
00:47:38,209 --> 00:47:40,031
-All day--
-[loud thud]
1114
00:47:40,131 --> 00:47:43,995
[arguing continues
indistinctly]
1115
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:45,876
Nobody cares what you think!
1116
00:47:45,976 --> 00:47:49,280
[indistinct arguing continues]
1117
00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:53,244
They used to like each other
before we moved here.
1118
00:47:53,344 --> 00:47:57,048
Now everything's just terrible.
1119
00:47:57,148 --> 00:48:00,651
I hate parties.
I hate all of these people.
1120
00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:01,772
How old are you?
1121
00:48:01,872 --> 00:48:04,095
Eleven and a half.
1122
00:48:04,195 --> 00:48:07,017
What you need
is an exit strategy.
1123
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:09,620
You can petition
for emancipation at 16.
1124
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:12,102
Seems a little extreme.
1125
00:48:12,202 --> 00:48:13,224
[chuckles]
1126
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,747
[indistinct arguing continues]
1127
00:48:16,847 --> 00:48:18,849
And that isn't?
1128
00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:21,271
Do you have a business card?
1129
00:48:21,371 --> 00:48:24,635
[chuckles]
1130
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,838
I will represent you pro bono.
1131
00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:29,440
I'd get started now,
1132
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:32,322
but, uh, I'm a little busy
with the president.
1133
00:48:32,422 --> 00:48:34,745
My mom says Nixon's dogshit.
1134
00:48:37,387 --> 00:48:39,490
Honestly, I wouldn't know.
1135
00:48:39,590 --> 00:48:41,411
I've never even met the guy.
1136
00:48:41,511 --> 00:48:44,154
♪ ♪
1137
00:48:47,878 --> 00:48:48,939
Bye.
1138
00:48:49,039 --> 00:48:51,041
[clicks tongue]
1139
00:48:53,283 --> 00:48:55,906
-You ready?
-Yeah.
1140
00:48:56,006 --> 00:48:58,408
[indistinct arguing continues]
1141
00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:03,673
The election is in eight
fucking months, Martha.
1142
00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:08,158
You can just keep your mouth
shut for eight months,
1143
00:49:08,258 --> 00:49:09,960
we'll be fine.
1144
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:12,562
Get another wife
if you want a silent one
1145
00:49:12,662 --> 00:49:15,165
or marry that portrait
I had made for you,
1146
00:49:15,265 --> 00:49:17,567
which you never
thanked me for, by the way.
1147
00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:20,690
♪ ♪
1148
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:22,992
You want to know
the truth, Martha?
1149
00:49:25,155 --> 00:49:27,137
There's no conspiracy
against you.
1150
00:49:27,237 --> 00:49:31,581
There's no collusion
hiding in the shadows.
1151
00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:36,186
People just don't like you.
1152
00:49:36,286 --> 00:49:39,669
That's why we can't fly
on Air Force One.
1153
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,150
Oh, and those journalists
1154
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,072
that you call
in the middle of night--
1155
00:49:43,172 --> 00:49:45,174
they're not your friends.
1156
00:49:46,936 --> 00:49:50,400
They just can't take
their eyes off a good show.
1157
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,122
[somber music plays]
1158
00:49:53,222 --> 00:49:55,685
[exhales sharply]
1159
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,668
♪ ♪
1160
00:50:00,990 --> 00:50:03,853
[door opens, slams]
1161
00:50:03,953 --> 00:50:06,836
♪ ♪
1162
00:50:18,567 --> 00:50:20,649
[sighs]
1163
00:50:22,772 --> 00:50:24,874
Bob Haldeman sees my name
on six memos a day.
1164
00:50:24,974 --> 00:50:27,837
Has no fucking idea who I am.
1165
00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:30,399
Oh, important people
are only as important
1166
00:50:30,499 --> 00:50:32,121
as the rest of us make them.
1167
00:50:32,221 --> 00:50:34,884
Just don't give
them that power.
1168
00:50:34,984 --> 00:50:37,866
♪ ♪
1169
00:50:39,148 --> 00:50:40,729
You're very wise.
1170
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,731
You sound surprised.
1171
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:44,173
[scoffs]
1172
00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:47,376
These fucking people.
1173
00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:49,738
I think it's a good thing
you're not like those people.
1174
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:52,221
You're better than them.
1175
00:50:52,321 --> 00:50:54,883
-You barely know me.
-That is true.
1176
00:50:57,005 --> 00:50:59,868
But I do know you
well enough to know
1177
00:50:59,968 --> 00:51:02,511
that you're
a good person deep down,
1178
00:51:02,611 --> 00:51:04,613
even when no one's watching.
1179
00:51:06,575 --> 00:51:09,318
But then I also know
that you used the FAA
1180
00:51:09,418 --> 00:51:13,322
to find out my flight schedule,
which is a huge red flag,
1181
00:51:13,422 --> 00:51:15,884
but it did show
uncanny initiative.
1182
00:51:15,984 --> 00:51:17,646
Oh...
1183
00:51:17,746 --> 00:51:19,528
And I know your dirty secret.
1184
00:51:19,628 --> 00:51:21,810
♪ ♪
1185
00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:24,493
In the moments
when you shut up,
1186
00:51:24,593 --> 00:51:27,816
you actually know
how to listen.
1187
00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:29,978
-Wait, I know how to shut up.
-Stop talking.
1188
00:51:30,078 --> 00:51:32,080
-Wha--
-Stop fucking talking.
1189
00:51:34,362 --> 00:51:35,744
I'm stopping.
1190
00:51:35,844 --> 00:51:38,727
♪ ♪
1191
00:51:54,702 --> 00:51:57,085
-Which one's your house?
-[both chuckle]
1192
00:51:57,185 --> 00:52:00,288
[vacuum whirring]
1193
00:52:00,388 --> 00:52:02,290
♪ ♪
1194
00:52:02,390 --> 00:52:04,372
[lighter clicks]
1195
00:52:04,472 --> 00:52:07,355
♪ ♪
1196
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:12,941
Met a young couple tonight.
1197
00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:16,304
Reminded me
of a long time ago...
1198
00:52:16,404 --> 00:52:20,068
being at the beginning
of something.
1199
00:52:20,168 --> 00:52:22,310
I'm sorry, I didn't know
anybody was out here.
1200
00:52:22,410 --> 00:52:24,412
That's quite all right.
1201
00:52:25,213 --> 00:52:27,215
Would you happen
to have a cigarette?
1202
00:52:30,978 --> 00:52:32,980
-Thank you.
-[lighter clicks]
1203
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:46,934
I hope I'm not out of line
here, Mrs. Mitchell, but...
1204
00:52:47,034 --> 00:52:48,936
I wanted to tell you
that I read
1205
00:52:49,036 --> 00:52:51,819
your Ladies' Home Journal
interview.
1206
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,583
There aren't many honest people
left in this town.
1207
00:52:55,683 --> 00:52:57,685
I believe you're one of them.
1208
00:53:01,168 --> 00:53:03,390
Well, thank you.
1209
00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:05,152
McCord, wasn't it?
1210
00:53:05,252 --> 00:53:07,715
Yes, ma'am, James McCord.
1211
00:53:07,815 --> 00:53:09,917
I appreciate you, James McCord.
1212
00:53:10,017 --> 00:53:12,019
[chuckles]
1213
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,945
[sighs] Ma'am.
1214
00:53:28,796 --> 00:53:31,018
[Mitchell] Mmm.
1215
00:53:31,118 --> 00:53:33,440
Mmm.
1216
00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:38,705
Mmm.
1217
00:53:38,805 --> 00:53:41,048
[stammers] Fetch the sugar
for me, would you, dear?
1218
00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:04,731
California?
1219
00:54:04,831 --> 00:54:06,693
We got a couple of fundraisers
out there.
1220
00:54:06,793 --> 00:54:08,815
I thought it'd give you
a chance
1221
00:54:08,915 --> 00:54:11,898
to try on
that new swimsuit of yours.
1222
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,901
The one with the cutouts?
1223
00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:17,944
I don't know if that's
appropriate for a public beach.
1224
00:54:18,044 --> 00:54:19,986
Well...
1225
00:54:20,086 --> 00:54:23,149
maybe you and I could find
1226
00:54:23,249 --> 00:54:26,032
something a bit more...
1227
00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:28,134
secluded.
1228
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,301
I want to go
to boarding school.
1229
00:54:36,703 --> 00:54:39,526
[dramatic music plays]
1230
00:54:39,626 --> 00:54:40,887
♪ ♪
1231
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,851
[typewriter keys clacking]
1232
00:54:44,951 --> 00:54:47,814
♪ ♪
1233
00:54:47,914 --> 00:54:49,015
[Mo] You know, John,
1234
00:54:49,115 --> 00:54:51,117
whatever it is
they're making you do...
1235
00:54:52,478 --> 00:54:54,480
...you don't have to do it.
1236
00:54:55,641 --> 00:54:57,623
Just saying
you always have a choice.
1237
00:54:57,723 --> 00:55:00,606
♪ ♪
1238
00:55:16,502 --> 00:55:19,365
[indistinct chatter]
1239
00:55:19,465 --> 00:55:22,348
♪ ♪
1240
00:55:27,553 --> 00:55:30,015
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Mitchell's out for the day.
1241
00:55:30,115 --> 00:55:31,537
Oh--
1242
00:55:31,637 --> 00:55:33,339
But you can leave that
on his desk if you'd like.
1243
00:55:33,439 --> 00:55:36,382
-Right.
-[phone rings]
1244
00:55:36,482 --> 00:55:38,144
Mr. Mitchell's office.
1245
00:55:38,244 --> 00:55:41,126
♪ ♪
1246
00:55:45,291 --> 00:55:48,474
[sighs]
1247
00:55:48,574 --> 00:55:51,457
♪ ♪
1248
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,182
[secretary] Mr. Dean,
1249
00:56:17,282 --> 00:56:19,905
uh, I can hold on
to that if you want.
1250
00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:23,028
Give it to Mr. Mitchell
personally when he comes in.
1251
00:56:23,128 --> 00:56:25,751
Don't worry about the letter.
[chuckles]
1252
00:56:25,851 --> 00:56:28,874
It was a false alarm.
1253
00:56:28,974 --> 00:56:30,235
[Liddy] The names of great men
1254
00:56:30,335 --> 00:56:31,957
are etched
in the halls of power...
1255
00:56:32,057 --> 00:56:33,398
I'll see myself out.
1256
00:56:33,498 --> 00:56:38,103
[Liddy] ...Napoleon,
Alexander, Charlemagne.
1257
00:56:40,225 --> 00:56:43,568
But who will tell our stories
when we're gone?
1258
00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:45,650
Who will sing our songs?
1259
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,934
♪ ♪
1260
00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:51,816
For not all men who change
the world are remembered.
1261
00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,418
[speaking Spanish]
1262
00:56:53,518 --> 00:56:56,441
[Liddy] Most are lost
like embers in a fire.
1263
00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,266
Some worship
at the boot of power,
1264
00:57:01,366 --> 00:57:03,588
weak against the tide
of human frailty.
1265
00:57:03,688 --> 00:57:06,271
I know your spot right there.
1266
00:57:06,371 --> 00:57:09,114
[Liddy] Others are born
to be forgotten,
1267
00:57:09,214 --> 00:57:11,916
reaching for a greatness
they can never fully grasp.
1268
00:57:12,016 --> 00:57:14,899
♪ ♪
1269
00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:23,688
There she is, machos...
1270
00:57:23,788 --> 00:57:25,490
our destiny.
1271
00:57:25,590 --> 00:57:27,332
¿Qué es eso?
1272
00:57:27,432 --> 00:57:29,093
El Watergate.
1273
00:57:29,193 --> 00:57:32,056
[dramatic music plays]
1274
00:57:32,156 --> 00:57:34,859
♪ ♪
1275
00:57:34,959 --> 00:57:38,463
[Liddy] But make no mistake...
1276
00:57:38,563 --> 00:57:40,865
a triumphant will is what
binds us
1277
00:57:40,965 --> 00:57:43,688
to those creatures
from the prehistoric sea.
1278
00:57:45,970 --> 00:57:50,474
And with it, we can alter
the course of human history.
1279
00:57:50,574 --> 00:57:53,457
♪ ♪
1280
00:58:07,631 --> 00:58:10,474
[breathing heavily]
1281
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:18,462
[tense music plays]
1282
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♪ ♪
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-[sizzling]
-Ow!
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