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SIMON:
This was in a different league.
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DAVID: It's one
of the most extraordinary things
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we've ever seen on this show.
We are all absolutely gobsmacked.
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Absolutely amazing.
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Oh, I loved that.
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You have such a beautiful voice.
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Fantastic.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
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DEEP MALE VOICE: You can't see me.
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Oh, my God.
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# Never enough
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# Never, never
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# Never enough... #
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It was amazing.
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Absolutely brilliant. Good for you.
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# One, two, three. #
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That's an audition
you're never gonna forget.
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Shut your blooming gob!
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Absolutely brilliant.
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Now, are you sure
you've got everything? Yes.
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Phone.
Yes.
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Wallet.
Yes.
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Booster seat.
Shut your face.
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I've just got a feeling, right,
like something's missing.
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Palladium, please, my good man.
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See,
I told you something was missing.
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We'd better walk.
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BEEPING
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Chef.
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Chef!
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Anna. Anna?
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I'm telling you,
something weird's going on.
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'Graham? Graham, are you there?
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'I'm waiting for you in the pub.'
Hello.
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'Graham?
No, there's no Graham, 'Rs Dec.
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Although, which pub are you in...?
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Come on, you!
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CHEERING
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Miss Hayeem?
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I tell you what, when I find out
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who's making
all these people disappear,
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I'm gonna give them a piece of my...
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Ah.
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We'd better get in there or there'll
be two other people missing.
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Come on.
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CHEERING
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I've got a good feeling about today.
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Would you like to see some talent?
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CHEERING
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Mary.
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# A spoonful of sugar
Helps the medicine go down
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# The medicine go down
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# Medicine go down
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# just a spoonful of sugar
Helps the medicine go down
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# In the most delightful way. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Oh, Mary Poppins.
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APPLAUSE
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Hello.
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Hello.
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I think I recognise you.
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Oh, possibly.
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What is your name, please?
Mary P.
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Mary P.
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I wondered if it was Mary Poppins.
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We need the hat stand.
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What's the dream, Mary?
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To be in theatres,
to be in the West End.
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Have you ever come close
to anything like that?
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Never.
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Well, that's why we're here.
Yes.
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And we think two or three minutes
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literally can change your life.
So good luck.
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Thank you very much.
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CHEERING
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She looks amazing.
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She looks like the real deal.
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# Me-me-me-me-me
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# Me-me-me-me-me. #
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OK.
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MUSIC: 'My Humps'
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I don't remember this
in Mary Poppins.
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This is the wrong song.
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Wrong song, apparently.
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# What you gonna do
With all that junk?
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# All that junk inside your trunk?
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# |'mma get, get, get, get you drunk
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# Get you love drunk off my hump
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# My hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
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# My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely little lumps
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# Check it out
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# I drive these fellas crazy
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# I do it on the daily
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# They treat me really nicely
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# They buy me all these iceys... #
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SINGS OPERATICALLY
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Mary P.
She can do it.
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SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY
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# I like big boys
ltty-bitty boys
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# Manchester boys
London city boys
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# I like the pretty boys
With a bow tie
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# Get your nails did
Let it blow dry
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# I like a big beard
I like a clean face
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# I don't discriminate
Come and get a taste
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# From the playboys to the gay boys
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# Come and slay, boys
You my fave boys
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# Ha-ha-ha. #
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CHEERING
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I wasn't expecting that.
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# It's
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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# Even though the sound of it
ls something quite atrocious
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# If you say it loud enough
You always sound precocious
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# Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious... #
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That is the last thing I expected
to see. It was incredible.
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Thank you.
If Mary Poppins had to evolve,
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if she's gonna exist
and still be around and be relevant,
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then this is her,
this is who she has to be.
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It was absolutely brilliant.
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CHEERING
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I really enjoyed that.
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It was hilarious, it was silly.
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I mean, what other show could you
see something like this on?
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It was very funny and unexpected.
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Well done.
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It's a great idea.
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And you executed it perfectly.
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I thought it was
a brilliant audition.
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It was memorable.
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We do see people come on the stage
and they do very obvious things.
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This is different, which is why
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I'm gonna say yes.
CHEERING
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It's a yes from me.
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I'm saying yes.
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It's a yes from me!
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# Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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# Even though the sound of it
ls something quite atrocious
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# If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
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# Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious. #
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I really liked it.
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A good surprise.
Yes.
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I liked her.
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Oh, my goodness,
that was like nothing
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I've ever experienced before.
Well done.
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Go and celebrate,
you've done a brilliant job.
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See you next time.
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# I do my hair toss, check my nails
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# Baby, how you feelin'? #
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It's getting real now.
It is. Palladium stage.
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4,000 people.
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So no pressure.
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'My name is Suzi Wild.'
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I am 34.
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And I am from London.
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'I've done
quite a few different jobs,
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'but what I've always wanted to do
is perform.
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'I would love to win
Britain's Got Talent
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'and perform at the Royal Variety.
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'So I'm hoping that today I get
that little bit closer to my dream.'
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Fingers crossed.
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# I do my hair toss
Check my nails... #
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Hello, Suzi Wild.
Hello.
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Great name, by the way.
Thank you.
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So's Ant and Dec..
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They are ready if you are.
Let's do it.
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It's all yours.
Good luck.
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CHEERING
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hello.
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Hi. Are you all right?
Yeah.
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Good. Are you a bit overwhelmed?
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Yeah, it's bigger than you think
it is on the TV, isn't it?
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LAUGHTER
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What's your name?
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I'm Suzi Wild.
Have you got anyone with you?
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My sister. She's the one
waving frantically, "Hi!"
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I can see her.
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OK, and why now?
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Why have you decided
to come on Britain's Got Talent?
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Well, I haven't ever seen
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anyone that looks like me
doing the act that I'm about to do.
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But also because it's, like,
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the biggest show on TV,
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I thought, "Why not throw yourself
in at the deep end? Take a risk."
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Brilliant.
Why not?
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CHEERING
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And do you think you can win?
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Oh, yeah, I hope so, anyway.
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We actually love surprises.
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We don't know what you're gonna do.
So good luck.
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Thank you.
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SHE WHISPERS
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MUSIC: 'Rule, Britannia!'
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AS QUEEN: Hello.
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Her Majesty the Queen
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here to present
the best of British telly.
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And now, lords, ladies,
Simon Cowells,
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let's meet the celebrities.
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Hit it!
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This'll be good.
I like impressions.
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MUSIC: 'Loose Women Theme'
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BOTH: Loose Women!
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AS JANET:
Hello, I'm Janet Street—Porter.
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That's right.
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The other day,
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my dentist said to me, "Janet..."
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That is good.
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"..What big teeth you've got."
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I said, "All the better
for telling you
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"to shut your blooming gob!"
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LAUGHTER
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MUSIC: 'Lorraine Theme'
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AS LORRAINE:
Well, hello, welcome back.
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LAUGHTER
Yes!
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No!
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Right. Coming up,
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Mark He yes has got some fashion tips
for Piers Morgan.
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It's a blue suit
with two key accessories.
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Gaffer tape for the mouth
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and a paper bag for the head.
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That's great, isn't it?
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That's great!
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# The only way is up. #
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AS GEMMA COLLINS:
Listen, I am the GC, darling.
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Now, being near me is an "S—E".
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"Special Experience", babe.
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So you can get your GCSEs
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from the Diva, baby.
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AS KIRSTIE ALLSOP:
Hello, I'm Kirstie Allsop.
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Welcome to Kirstie's Vintage Homes.
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On today's show, I'm gonna teach you
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how to make a cushion
out of a cushion.
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LAUGHTER
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All you're going to need
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is tie-dye, a car tyre,
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nine hours of your life
that you can't get back.
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Then join me next week,
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when I shall make my living
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from being posh, practical,
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and patronising.
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AS QUEEN: Yes, Her Majesty again,
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here to ask you, please,
put Suzi through to the next round.
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It would be the best performance
since I played Olivia Colman
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in The Crown.
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SELF: Thank you!
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CHEERING
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That was brilliant.
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Oh, my God, she was brilliant.
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CHEERS
249
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,840
We love her.
Well done, Suzi Wild.
250
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,200
Brilliant. That's how you do it.
251
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,760
Great impressions,
I mean, absolutely hilarious.
252
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,640
My goodness.
253
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,950
It was just so instantly funny.
254
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,800
The act is really well thought out.
255
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,000
You get straight to a great joke
256
00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,410
and you're on to the next one.
And you're very likeable, too.
257
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,590
Cos impressionists
are often a bit weird.
258
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,410
But you seem lovely.
I'm still a little bit strange.
259
00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:38,360
It was great
260
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,230
and, I think,
the perfect people to pick as well.
261
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,690
I couldn't fault it. Well done.
262
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,230
Thanks.
263
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,200
We love it when people
do impersonations.
264
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,360
It was a brilliant audition.
Well done. Thank you.
265
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,560
All the impressions were fantastic.
266
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,720
I mean, all of them
were just spot on.
267
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,410
I'm gonna say yes.
268
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I'm saying yes.
269
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,690
I'm saying yes.
270
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,870
I am going to say...
271
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“yes.
272
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,800
You've got four yeses.
Yes! Thank you!
273
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,230
Suzi!
That was amazing.
274
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,560
I feel like I'm in the telly.
275
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,480
You are now.
You are.
276
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,330
You're now in the telly.
277
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,160
Oh, OK, hello.
278
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,360
The Lorraine Kelly one was great.
279
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,950
AS LORRAINE: Great, great! Great.
280
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:39,800
Do you like Coronation Street?
I love Coronation Street.
281
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MUSIC: 'The Tears Of A Clown'
by Smokey Robinson 81 The Miracles
282
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,510
Who do you want to impress the most?
Simon.
283
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,720
Do you want to crack that cookie?
Yeah, I want to.
284
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,480
I like the kinda home-grown ones.
285
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,690
I hope Simon is gonna like it.
286
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,590
Yeah, Simon will love it.
He's got taste and teeth.
287
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,560
Hello.
288
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:20,970
Could you introduce yourselves?
289
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,920
I'm Brian.
I'm Krysstal.
290
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,400
Can I ask your ages, please?
291
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,760
I'm in my late 60s.
71.
292
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,200
Yeah.
293
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,120
She looks good for her age.
294
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,590
A thing that you do full-time?
295
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,510
It is. We do it full—time.
We try to.
296
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,510
What's the big dream? Why have you
come on to Britain's Got Talent?
297
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,920
To do some more gigs, really.
Yeah. That was it.
298
00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,150
Yeah.
299
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,720
We're intrigued
about what you're gonna do.
300
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,230
So the stage is yours,
Brian and Krysstal. Go for it.
301
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,230
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
302
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,640
Thank you!
303
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,400
CHEERING
304
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,280
Hello, everybody.
305
00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:01,150
I'd like to start off with a song
that really means a lot to me.
306
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,360
Thank you.
307
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,150
Excuse me. Can you put that away?
308
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,560
Put it away now.
309
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Krysstal,
310
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,200
my glamorous assistant.
311
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,360
Obviously,
she's let herself go a bit.
312
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,080
LAUGHTER
313
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,560
She used to dress up for gigs.
She doesn't bother any more.
314
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,870
But she still does impressions.
Go on.
315
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,480
Do the giraffe.
316
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,360
There you go.
317
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,800
Good, innit?
318
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,870
Have you got your tambourine?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
319
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,080
Get it, get the tambourine.
What, now?
320
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,590
Now, please, good idea, yeah.
Thank you.
321
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,640
Any vegetarians in here?
322
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,690
CHEERING
323
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,120
You won't like this.
324
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,690
# Hannibal the Cannibal
What a bloody animal
325
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,200
# He's eaten everyone
He's ever known
326
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,720
# His father and his mother
And his sister and his brother
327
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,230
# And he wonders
Why he's living on his own. #
328
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,720
BUZZER
329
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,080
Whoa!
330
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,200
BOOING
331
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,760
I said Simon would buzz us.
332
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,000
LAUGHTER
333
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,640
Anybody like country music?
334
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,080
What, all of you?
335
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,050
COUNTRY STYLE INTRO
336
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,120
In spite of all outward appearances,
337
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,120
Krysstal is actually a very,
very talented woman.
338
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,080
Not only does she sing
and play the tambourine,
339
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,280
she also plays mouth organ.
340
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,000
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
341
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,480
Woo-woo-woo-woo.
342
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,690
Hurry LIP-
343
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,440
No, no, too late.
344
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,230
Not only does she play
the mouth organ and the tambourine,
345
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,560
she also plays castanets.
346
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,760
Woo-woo-woo-woo.
347
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,000
Woo.
348
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,000
And who said country music
was rubbish?
349
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,000
Not only does she play
all these instruments,
350
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,560
she also plays horn.
351
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,330
Woo-woo-woo-woo.
352
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,080
Woo-woo-woo-woo.
353
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,690
Hey.
354
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,400
HORN BLARES
355
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,690
Go!
356
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,920
Yes!
357
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,800
Not only all these instruments!
358
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,560
She tap-dances as well.
359
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,200
Go on, Krysstal!
360
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,720
Thank you very much.
You've been very nice. Thank you.
361
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:37,330
# Oh, happy dflY--- #
362
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,120
Thank you.
363
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,640
Oh, that was all right.
364
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,690
Why did you buzz, Simon?
365
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,860
Cos I didn't like them very much.
366
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,890
That's why we have a buzzer.
367
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,580
Boo!
368
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,250
JEERING
369
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,300
What did you think, Amanda?
370
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,940
I absolutely bloody loved it.
371
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,500
Thank you.
372
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,500
It was off the scale, nuts,
373
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,710
really quirky,
really eccentric and very funny.
374
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,500
Thank you.
I loved it.
375
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,020
ALESHA: I actually thought it was
bonkers and brilliant.
376
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,610
Perfect for Britain's Got Talent.
377
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,020
I have no idea
where this act came from.
378
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,610
But I had the best time watching it.
379
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,020
I think it's time to vote.
380
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,860
I'm saying yes.
381
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,220
Thank you.
382
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,860
It's a yes from me.
383
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,500
Thank you.
Thank you.
384
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,660
I'm gonna say no.
385
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,740
BOOING
386
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,250
Don't listen to meanie Simon.
You have three yeses.
387
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,710
Well done.
388
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,220
That was terrible.
389
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,580
It was brilliant, it was brilliant.
So funny.
390
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,460
Classic BGT.
Yeah.
391
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,380
We needed some of that, I think.
392
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,610
God almighty.
393
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,860
# Oh, happy dflY--- #
394
00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,940
Ready to come and perform?
Can't wait.
395
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,530
Yeah, you want to do this?
396
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,100
Let's go to side of stage.
Yes, please.
397
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,500
Yeah, you three,
398
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,940
you really like doing this to me,
don't you?
399
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,220
When I don't like something,
like with that last act,
400
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,020
you get a real kick.
Yes.
401
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,580
And who are you?
402
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:22,500
This bunch is
the London Community Gospel Choir.
403
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,890
# Oh, happy dflY! #
404
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,300
I do love a gospel choir.
405
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,940
Always makes me feel good.
406
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,100
Right.
Tell me a bit about you.
407
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,890
Who's been in the choir the longest?
408
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,350
Technically,
I was born into the choir.
409
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,890
Seriously?
410
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,300
My father, Bazil Meade,
over there...
411
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,810
CHEERING
412
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,140
...he started the choir back in '82.
413
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,420
And I was only a boy then.
414
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,580
This year, we celebrate 40 years.
That's amazing.
415
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,380
CHEERING
416
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:56,660
'40 years,
I've been the choir leader.'
417
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,810
I absolutely love it,
that's why I'm still here.
418
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,100
It gives me great energy,
419
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,350
coping with these youngsters.
420
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,780
A lot of us are old friends
and family members.
421
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,940
It's very much the community
422
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,780
and we are very proud of that.
423
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,300
# It's gonna be a good, good day. #
424
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,170
To perform on Britain's Got Talent
is a great opportunity for us.
425
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,580
I'd love for us to win it, then see
what comes out at the other end.
426
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,460
Whatever happens, just enjoy
yourselves. Have a good time.
427
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,100
We're gonna bring energy.
428
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,380
Just feeling good. Feeling uplifted.
Yes. Feel-good factor.
429
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,860
'That's definitely
what we're here for.'
430
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,610
Good times, yeah.
431
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,660
And why did you make the decision
to come on the show this year?
432
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,420
It's been a tough couple of years
433
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,220
and we thought this would be
a great way to share
434
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,530
talent from this choir,
a positive message...
435
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,530
CHEERING
436
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,870
So, I'm not gonna ask
any more questions, say any more,
437
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,560
because now it's about you.
438
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,760
CHEERING
439
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,760
Ah, isn't that nice?
440
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,560
Come on!
Yep.
441
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,690
SONG: 'Love Train'
442
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,230
# People all over the world
443
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,400
# join hands
444
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,440
# Start a love train
445
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,920
# Love train
446
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,870
# People all over the world
447
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,840
# join hands
448
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,200
# Start a love train
449
00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:29,720
# Love train
450
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,150
# The next stop that we make
451
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,040
# Will be England
452
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:40,130
# Tell all the folks in Russia
453
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,640
# And China, too
454
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,280
# Oh, yeah
455
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:50,760
# Don't you know that
It's time to get on board
456
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,480
# And let this train keep on
457
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:57,040
# Riding, riding on through
458
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,920
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
459
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,690
# People all over the world
460
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,080
# join hands
461
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,760
# join hands
Start a love train... #
462
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,640
It's just brilliant, isn't it?
463
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,920
# People all over the world
464
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,360
# join hands
465
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:13,230
# Start a love train
Love train
466
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:15,400
# Everybody
People of the world
467
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:17,840
# join hands
468
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,440
# Start a love train
469
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:21,200
# Love train
470
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:24,120
# Love train, love train
471
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,040
# Love train, love train, love train
472
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,040
# Everybody, come on
473
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,790
# Love train, love train...
474
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,120
# On a love train
475
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,080
# Love train, love train. #
476
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,760
SONG: 'Anytime You Need A Friend'
477
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:43,280
# Any time you need a friend
478
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:47,920
# I will be here... #
479
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,040
Ah, what?
480
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,200
# You'll never be alone again
481
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:54,690
# So don't you fear
482
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,510
# Even if you're miles away
483
00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:03,120
# I'm by your side...
484
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:10,040
# It's all right, it's all right
485
00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:13,790
# Any time you need a friend
486
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:18,120
# Love! #
487
00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:26,000
Yes! How about that?
488
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,590
CHEERING
489
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,790
Amanda.
490
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:45,790
Oh, my God, it was like
drinking 20 Beroccas.
491
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,560
It was just...
492
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:49,870
It was fantastic.
493
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:54,330
Honestly, what an injection
of life and of love and of energy.
494
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,790
It was brilliant.
495
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,360
CHEERING
496
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,680
Lesh?
497
00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,840
It was just so powerful
and beautiful
498
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,330
and uplifting.
499
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,680
You are all incredible.
500
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,280
David.
501
00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:08,400
Yeah, it was all right.
502
00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:12,120
It was just incredible
from start to finish.
503
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,760
Like I said, I love gospel choirs.
504
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,360
I now hate you,
505
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:22,200
because all the other choirs
506
00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:24,720
are gonna sound rubbish now.
507
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,680
That's how you make an impression.
508
00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,230
Cos that was a terrific,
509
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,040
really memorable audition.
510
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,680
David, yes or no?
511
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,720
I'm saying yes.
512
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,360
I'm definitely saying yes.
513
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:48,330
It's a yes from me.
514
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,760
That makes four yeses.
515
00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,080
CHEERING
516
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,230
They were amazing.
I'm so happy.
517
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,840
He's back.
518
00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:13,040
# Oh, happy dflY- #
519
00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,110
MUSIC: 'Makin' A Move'
by Lady Bri
520
00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:25,320
What judge are you excited to meet?
Simon Cowell.
521
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,960
Because he's always cheeky
and funny.
522
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:32,030
# Got my leatherjoms
Time to move along... #
523
00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,320
How are you?
CHEERING
524
00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:36,160
Look, someone's having a good time
up there.
525
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,470
Hello, everybody. Are you OK?
526
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,110
There's a lot of giggling
at the end.
527
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:44,440
I like you because you laugh at us.
528
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,160
THEY LAUGH
529
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,910
MUSIC: 'Better When I'm Dancin'
by Meghan Train or
530
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,660
Born To Perform is a dance group
from Northampton.
531
00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:55,190
In the group,
there are different disabilities.
532
00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:58,360
Well, I have autism
and Ellie has Down's syndrome.
533
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,570
We have a barrier in life,
534
00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:02,570
but we want
to break them barriers today
535
00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:04,600
and show the whole world
536
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:07,520
that life is an opportunity
for people with disabilities.
537
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,520
# I feel better when I'm dancing
Yeah, yeah
538
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:13,080
# Better when I'm dancing... #
539
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,030
Born To Perform gives us
an opportunity to be ourselves.
540
00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:17,280
No-one judges us.
541
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,470
# We can do this together
I bet you feel better... #
542
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,960
Being in Born To Perform
makes me happy.
543
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,570
I really want to win
Britain's Got Talent.
544
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,660
Oh, yeah, I do.
545
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,870
She's off again, look.
You're off again!
546
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,830
Let's get you on.
Off you go, good luck.
547
00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:35,640
Have fun out there, OK? OK.
You're still laughing.
548
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,080
Here they come.
549
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:40,720
CHEERING
550
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,030
Yeah!
Yes!
551
00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:57,640
Hello!
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
552
00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:00,320
It's a pleasure to be here.
553
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,990
She's so happy to see Simon,
isn't she?
554
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,710
Oh, look at her.
AMANDA: She loves you.
555
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,060
SIMON: Tell us
the name of your group.
556
00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,450
We are...
ALL: Born To Perform.
557
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,650
CHEERING
558
00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:19,300
Born To Perform is a group
with people with disabilities
559
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:21,780
and we are here to show you
what we can do.
560
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,340
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
561
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:28,010
OK, we're all really excited
to see what you guys are gonna do,
562
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,580
so the stage is yours,
Born To Perform.
563
00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,340
Thank you.
CHEERING
564
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,650
Go on, guys. Let's do it!
565
00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:38,780
CHEERS AND WHISTLES
566
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,860
I'm shaking.
567
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,650
SONG: 'You Can't Stop The Beat'
568
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,370
# You can't stop an avalanche
569
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,940
# As it races down the hill
570
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,900
# You can try to stop
The seasons, girl
571
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,420
# But you know you never will
572
00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:12,340
# And you can try to stop
My dancing feet
573
00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:15,730
# But I just cannot stand still
574
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:19,090
# Cos the world keeps spinning
Round and round
575
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,340
# And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
576
00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,420
# I was lost till I heard the drums
577
00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:27,450
# Then I found my way
Cos you can't stop the beat
578
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,300
# Ever since this whole world began
579
00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,860
# A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
580
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,260
# So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
581
00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,730
# The best that I can today
582
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,900
# Cos you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
583
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,140
# Or the sun in the sky
584
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,300
# You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why
585
00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:48,010
# And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
586
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,140
# That you can't stop the beat... #
587
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,780
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
588
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,060
RAUCOUS CHEERING
589
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,900
# Oh, oh, oh, you can't stop today
590
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,700
# As it comes speeding
Down the track
591
00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:11,650
# Yesterday is history
And it's never coming back
592
00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,370
# Cos tomorrow is a brand—new day
593
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,780
# And it don't know white from black
594
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,060
# You can't stop the beat... #
595
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,420
Can't help but smile
all the way through it.
596
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,980
# The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
597
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,060
# You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreamin' of
598
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,090
# But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
599
00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:38,940
# Cos you can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat
600
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,550
# You can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat
601
00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:47,700
# You can't stop the beat! #
602
00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:52,140
CHEERING
603
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,980
AUDIENCE CLAP WITH MUSIC
604
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:07,060
MUSIC ENDS,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
605
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,300
joyous, just joyous.
Aw, brilliant.
606
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,700
Yes. yes. yes!
607
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,220
Oh, wow! How does that feel?
Amazing!
608
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,650
Awesome!
609
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,780
Oh, God, I loved it.
610
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,010
Alesha.
Oh, guys.
611
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:49,280
Your passion is just pouring out.
It's just wonderful to see.
612
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,440
You did a fantastic job,
each and every one of you.
613
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,800
Thank you!
CHEERING
614
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,720
LAUGHTER
615
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,280
Yes, girl! Show them.
616
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:01,720
AMANDA: I did not stop smiling
for the whole of that performance.
617
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:03,830
You were amazing.
618
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,080
Er, I didn't like it...
619
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,390
What?!
620
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,920
...| loved it!
621
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,440
CHEERING
622
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,390
MUSIC: 'Rescue'
by Lauren Daigle
623
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:23,640
I love the fact that you were
having such a great time.
624
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,600
It was actually
one of my favourite auditions,
625
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,310
I'm gonna be honest with you.
GIRL: What?!
626
00:31:28,330 --> 00:31:30,750
Thank you.
627
00:31:30,770 --> 00:31:34,750
I absolutely loved it, guys.
628
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,470
In fact, I loved it so much...
629
00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:39,080
that I'm going to do this!
630
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
631
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:46,310
# I will send out an army
To find you... #
632
00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:49,280
ANT: Yes!
Wow!
633
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,640
CHEERING CONTINUES
634
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,110
# I will rescue you
635
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:05,850
# I will never stop marching
To reach you
636
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:09,640
# In the middle of the hardest fight
637
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:15,000
# It's true, I will rescue you
638
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:22,110
# I hear the whisper
Under your breath... #
639
00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:26,110
Well done. Well done!
640
00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:29,880
Great stuff. Great stuff, everybody.
641
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,240
You're all brilliant.
642
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:36,800
I'm gonna see you guys
in the live semi-finals.
643
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,280
CHEERING
644
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,390
# I will send out an army
To find you... #
645
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:45,830
ANT: Good for you! Good for you.
You did it!
646
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:48,560
Let's hear it one more time
for this incredible dance group!
647
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:51,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
648
00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,720
ANT: Did I hear
a Golden Buzzer out there?
649
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,560
ALL: Yes!
All that rehearsing has paid off.
650
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,440
And you are now semi—finalists
651
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,110
on this year's Britain's Got Talent.
652
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:11,360
I'm so happy and so emotional
to get the Golden Buzzer.
653
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,640
It's brilliant.
654
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,600
Wow, amazing.
Well done. Well done. Well done.
655
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,800
Listen, go and celebrate.
Well done, everybody.
656
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,030
Go and celebrate! Well done!
657
00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:22,960
Well done, darling.
Well done, pal. Well done.
658
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:29,520
# Oh, I will rescue you. #
659
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:39,310
MUSIC: 'Kashmir'
Escala ft Slash
660
00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:42,030
This is, like, a show which loads
of people round the world watch.
661
00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:44,560
Yeah, everybody watches it.
And it's, like, really exciting.
662
00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:48,880
This is the centre of all
talent shows all around the world.
663
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:57,440
I am Hammer hand, I am 62 year old,
and I live in Hamburg, Germany.
664
00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:01,080
I have been a martial arts teacher
over 40 year.
665
00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:06,030
Today, I want to break
a Guinness World Record.
666
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,590
ANNOUNCER: 'This is gonna be
a world record attempt
667
00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,920
'happening right here.'
CHEERING
668
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,480
AMANDA: This is a big old stunt.
669
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,440
I would like
to win Britain's Got Talent
670
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:19,560
and perform for royal family.
671
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,160
CROWD CHATTER
672
00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:24,670
Are they coconuts?
673
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,640
CHEERING
674
00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,080
SIMON: Hello.
Good evening.
675
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,920
What are your names, please?
676
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,000
So, I'm Pia, I'm his translator.
677
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:38,840
My name is Muhamed,
but I'm Hammer hand,
678
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,920
I'm 62 year old,
and I come from Hamburg, Germany.
679
00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,560
OK.
CHEERING
680
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,440
Hammer hand from Hamburg.
Brilliant.
681
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:51,560
I want to break more than 122
coconuts in one minute. Oh, gosh.
682
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,080
One minute?
One minute.
683
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:57,880
OK, why come to the UK
to break coconuts?
684
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:02,590
I want coconuts break
and impress Simon Cowell.
685
00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,800
CHEERING
DEC: Where did you get that from?
686
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:07,310
There's a big stand there,
isn't there?
687
00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:09,520
Yeah, you can't just take it.
What do you mean?
688
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,590
Maybe I introduce the adjudicator
of the World Guinness Records.
689
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,750
That's a good idea.
690
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:15,640
CHEERING
691
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:17,200
Hello.
Hello.
692
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,840
This will be an official
Guinness World Records attempt
693
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:23,520
for most coconuts smashed
with one hand in one minute.
694
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:28,230
Record to beat is 122 coconuts.
695
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,440
Good luck.
696
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,080
Only coconuts broken
by the challenger will be counted.
697
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:37,000
It is permitted to alternate hands
as long as only one hand is used,
698
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,750
and the timing begins
when the first coconut is struck.
699
00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,390
I think we understood that.
700
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,840
Muhamed, are you ready?
701
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:46,090
SPEAKS GERMAN
He has to be ready.
702
00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:48,930
You're ready. Do it.
703
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:51,650
MUSIC: 'Battle Without Honor
Or Humanity' by Tomoyasu Hotei
704
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,060
Ready when you are.
705
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,010
CHEERING
706
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,060
Oh, my God. His hand!
707
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,860
AMANDA: Ow!
708
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,900
CHEERING CONTINUES
709
00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,540
ANT GROANS
710
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,650
Whoa, he's already done loads.
711
00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,010
Oh, my God!
Ow, ow, ow.
712
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,110
That's got to kill!
That's got to kill!
713
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,010
ALESHA: His hand, David!
714
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,820
Come on! Come on!
715
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,650
Five, four...
716
00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:51,650
Three, two, one.
717
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:55,210
CHEERING
718
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,140
He might have done it.
Wow.
719
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,930
I'll just need to
examine the coconuts now
720
00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:02,570
in order to verify the total.
721
00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:06,780
How many has he done?
722
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,930
Do you think he's done it?
723
00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:12,820
I think it would all
have to go perfectly.
724
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,820
How many does he need to do?
122.
725
00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:22,540
Erm, I can now confirm
that the total number of coconuts
726
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,180
Muhamed managed to smash
with one hand in one minute was...
727
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,290
AMANDA: He's done it.
728
00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:32,700
SHE WHIMPERS
729
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,090
"60.
730
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,700
CROWD GROANS
Oh!
731
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,980
BUZZER SOUNDS
732
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,700
just another 63 to go,
that's all we needed.
733
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,540
Let's vote on this.
No.
734
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,010
No. It's a no.
No.
735
00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:45,340
MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin'
by Five
736
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,980
# Get on up when you're down... #
737
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,570
Oh, dear, dear, dear.
738
00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:51,420
I am very upset.
739
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,180
# Movin' on anyway
740
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,730
# Get on up when you're down
741
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,290
# Baby, take a good look around... #
742
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,060
AMANDA: Hello?
Hiya!
743
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,260
What's your name?
My name's Charlie.
744
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,290
What are you hoping
that comes from this? Erm...
745
00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:12,260
SIMON: Bigger bin?
LAUGHTER
746
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,260
I'd like to travel the world
in a bin.
747
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,620
Well, you'd need a wheelie bin
for that.
748
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,290
Well, the best of luck, Charlie.
All right, thank you very much.
749
00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:21,290
SONG: 'Always Look On
The Bright Side Of Life'
750
00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:24,340
# Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
751
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,620
# Other things
Just make you swear and curse
752
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,210
# When you're chewing on
Life's gristle
753
00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:32,620
# Don't grumble, give a whistle
754
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,700
# And this'll help things
Turn out for the best
755
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,180
# And
756
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,180
BOTH: # Always look on
757
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,570
# The bright side of life... #
758
00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:44,820
BUZZERS SOUNDS
759
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,100
LAUGHTER
760
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,820
# Always look on
The bright side of life... #
761
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,180
CHEERING
762
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,700
HE WHISTLES
763
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,540
Can we buzz twice?
764
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,780
# Always look on
The light side of life. #
765
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,100
Thank you!
CHEERING
766
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,460
# Get on up when you're down
767
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,060
# Baby, take a good look around... #
768
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,930
Charlie, having heard you sing,
now I know why you're in the bin.
769
00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:12,140
'Ey! Thanks, Simon.
770
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,500
AUDIENCE BOO
All right, Simon.
771
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,260
Below the belt.
772
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,820
I don't think
it's gone your way today, Charlie.
773
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,010
HE CHUCKLES
I think it's a no.
774
00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:24,010
So sorry.
All right, thank you.
775
00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:27,420
# Get on up when you're down
776
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,640
# Baby, take a good look around... #
777
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,520
Well, this is a bit rubbish,
isn't it?
778
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,080
LAUGHTER
779
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:37,870
My age? I'm 77 years old.
PHONE BEEPS
780
00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:39,200
Was that your phone, Mel?
781
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,560
Yeah, I told you
I should turn it off!
782
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,310
I've got to get rid of it anyway.
783
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:46,000
I'm just waiting for Simon
to give me some money,
784
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,230
and I'm gonna get a new phone.
785
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:51,280
They're ready for you here on stage.
I'm ready to start the party.
786
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,560
Yes! That's what we like.
Yes, that's what we wanna hear.
787
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,310
Go on, Mel.
All yours, onto the star.
788
00:39:55,330 --> 00:39:57,230
Whip this crowd into a frenzy.
Have fun!
789
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,000
CHEERING
790
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,750
# I know it's not much
But it's OK... #
791
00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:03,000
Here's Mel. Go on, Mel, go!
792
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,520
Hello.
793
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,390
How are you?
It's a pleasure meeting you, Simon.
794
00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:11,230
Likewise.
You look amazing, by the way.
795
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,440
And what's your name?
Mel Day.
796
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,310
And where are you from, Mel?
I'm from Birmingham.
797
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,800
OK!
CHEERING
798
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,560
And what's the dream, Mel? Tell me.
799
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:21,200
My dream is to win this show.
800
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:24,950
That's what I'm here for, to win.
OK, I love that.
801
00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:26,950
MUSIC: 'Soul Man'
by Sam 81 Dave
802
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:29,000
# I'm a soul man... #
803
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:32,360
My name is Mel Day.
I came from the Caribbean.
804
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,080
Sugar and spice and all things nice,
805
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,360
and that's what you'll be getting
with me.
806
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:37,560
HE CHUCKLES
807
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:40,310
Now, it's 1962, 63, I start singing.
808
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:43,800
At a young age,
I remember my first opportunity.
809
00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:46,950
So, I was dressed up like a sailor
and my song was...
810
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,520
# A sailor I'll be, I'll be. #
811
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:51,280
HE LAUGHS
812
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:54,870
If I get the opportunity to perform
at the Royal Variety Show,
813
00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:56,480
I'll be more than happy.
814
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,310
I look at the competition,
there's a lot of young people.
815
00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:02,160
I still have the fight in me,
I'm an old young man.
816
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,160
No, I'm young old man.
817
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:06,870
That's right, that's better.
818
00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:08,870
CHEERING
819
00:41:08,890 --> 00:41:11,080
How old are you, Mel?
820
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,030
I'm 77 years old.
No, you're not.
821
00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:14,280
CHEERING
822
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,590
He does not look 77.
823
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,360
And, Mel, are you gonna sing for us?
824
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,360
I am gonna sing for you
this evening.
825
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:23,800
OK, well, I like you already, Mel.
So good luck.
826
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:25,720
Thank you very much, Simon.
Thank you, Mel.
827
00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:28,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
828
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,520
What a nice guy.
AMANDA: Really nice.
829
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,110
SONG: 'Land Of 1000 Dances'
830
00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:35,670
# One, two, three
831
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,480
# One, two, three... #
832
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,160
whoa'.!
833
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:45,200
# All right, huh
834
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:49,440
# Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie... #
835
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,670
BOTH: Bah, bah!
836
00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:53,310
# Mashed potato
837
00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:54,950
# Do the alligator... #
838
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,310
Bah, bah!
839
00:41:56,330 --> 00:41:59,000
# Put your hand on your hips
840
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,560
# And let your backbone slip
841
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:04,230
# Do the watusi
842
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:07,520
# Like my little Lucy, whoo
843
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:12,000
# Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
844
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:15,000
# Na-na-na-na... #
Need somebody to sing this song!
845
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,590
Sing it now!
EVERYONE: # Na-na-na-na-na
846
00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:20,480
# Na—na—na, na—na—na, na—na—na
847
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,310
# Na-na-na-na, whoa
848
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,110
# Twist it in the alley
849
00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:29,390
# With long tall Sally
850
00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,720
# Twistin' with Lucy
851
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:34,670
# Doin' the watusi
852
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:37,280
# Roll over on your back
853
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,560
# I like it like that... #
854
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,590
CHEERING
855
00:42:40,610 --> 00:42:43,080
# Do that jerk
856
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:45,720
# Watch me work, now
Watch me work, now
857
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,920
# Ah, do it, y'all... #
858
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:51,390
Hey! Huh!
859
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,800
# Oh, yeah! #
860
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
861
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,840
MUSIC: 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered'
by Stevie Wonder
862
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:01,840
We love him. We love Mel.
863
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:05,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
864
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,670
# Ooh, baby, here I am
865
00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:11,310
# Signed, sealed, delivered
I'm yours... #
866
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,000
Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.
867
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,950
God, we needed you.
868
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,920
OK, what did you think of that?
Oh, my God.
869
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,950
I mean, you just came gift-wrapped.
870
00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:24,390
Thank you very much.
I love you.
871
00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:25,950
You've got a naughty sparkle
about you,
872
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:27,750
and you've still got it, baby.
873
00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:28,750
OK!
LAUGHTER
874
00:43:28,770 --> 00:43:29,950
It was amazing.
875
00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:31,870
CHEERING
876
00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:35,000
When you've got soul like that, Mel,
it just never leaves you, right?
877
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,200
I mean, it doesn't matter
how old you are,
878
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,560
you're still rocking it up there.
So much swag.
879
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,360
I've got a lot more to give, baby.
880
00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,440
Oh, I can see, baby.
881
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:45,760
LAUGHTER
882
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:47,230
Good lad, Mel!
883
00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:51,030
I want to have your babies.
884
00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:53,000
LAUGHTER
885
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:55,200
But, yeah,
there was real talent and soul.
886
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,920
You know, it wasn't karaoke,
it was you.
887
00:43:56,940 --> 00:44:00,160
It was very special edition, Mel.
You're a very special talent.
888
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,160
Thank you so...
CHEERING
889
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:04,160
Thank you so much, thank you!
890
00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:07,950
Sorry, you don't just
walk on this stage at 77
891
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:09,560
and sing like that.
892
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,480
So you must have done this
when you were younger.
893
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:16,000
You must have wanted to be
a recording artist. Tell me.
894
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,030
I've been let down
so many times, Simon.
895
00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:20,000
Really?
AUDIENCE: Aw!
896
00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:22,950
A lot of times.
OK. Well, you know what?
897
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:25,280
Timing is everything, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
898
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,950
And maybe this is your time, Mel.
899
00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:29,280
CHEERING
900
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:34,030
So, now we have to vote.
Let's start with, erm...
901
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:38,160
Britain's number one TV judge?
LAUGHTER
902
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,640
...David.
903
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:42,280
Mel, you made me pregnant
during that performance.
904
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,110
I'm gonna kick this off
with a yes.
905
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:46,800
CHEERING
906
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,870
It's a yes from me, Mel.
It's a yes from me.
907
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:53,590
Well, I think we have
about 4,000 people here, Mel.
908
00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,440
So I'm going to make that...
909
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,360
4,004 yeses.
910
00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
911
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,720
# You got the future
In your hands... #
912
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,640
You said you'd come
to get the party started.
913
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,480
Yes.
That's exactly what you just did.
914
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,000
And Simon said the party's started.
It definitely has.
915
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,760
Listen, thank you very much.
It's a pleasure meeting you two.
916
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,310
Pleasure meeting you, too.
Pleasure.
917
00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:22,920
Thank you for coming.
See you next time.
918
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,080
That's what you want.
You just want somebody good.
919
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:27,590
Just knocks it out the park.
Yeah.
920
00:45:27,610 --> 00:45:29,800
# Here I am, baby
921
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:33,210
# Signed, sealed, delivered
I'm yours. #
922
00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:37,210
MUSIC: 'Happy'
by Pharrell Williams
923
00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:41,620
# Clap along if you feel
Like a room without a roof... #
924
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,060
I said today, I could be Barbie
and he could be Ken.
925
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,540
Definitely!
THEY LAUGH
926
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,740
Shall we get you on?
ALL: Yes!
927
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,490
Come on, then.
Yeah!
928
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:54,930
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
929
00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:57,820
Tell me who you are.
We are the Pocket Rockets.
930
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,700
CHEERING
931
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,620
If you won £250,000,
how would you spend it?
932
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,100
Dance studio to rehearse in.
AUDIENCE: Aw!
933
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,490
Do you think you could win?
934
00:46:08,510 --> 00:46:10,930
ALL: Yeah!
935
00:46:10,950 --> 00:46:12,240
MUSIC: 'Barbie Girl'
by Aqua
936
00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:13,350
YES!
937
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:14,830
# I'm a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
938
00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:18,360
# Life in plastic, it's fantastic
939
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:22,160
# You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
940
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,800
# Imagination, life is your creation
941
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:27,190
# Come on, Barbie,
Let's go party. #
942
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:29,240
MUSIC: 'No Time For Tears'
by Little Mix
943
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:31,440
# No time for tears
I won't be crying
944
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:34,990
# Don't need you here
I'm doing fine, yeah
945
00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:39,240
# You see, I'm moving on, moving on
You can't kill my vibe
946
00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:41,960
# Not a tear's gonna fall
From my eyes
947
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:44,240
# No time for... #
948
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,390
MUSIC ENDS
949
00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:48,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
950
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,800
What is not to love about this?
951
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,360
ALL: Thank you.
952
00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:54,750
You actually reminded me
of when I was a little girl.
953
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:55,830
THEY GIGGLE
954
00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:58,390
Full of attitude, full of sass.
955
00:46:58,410 --> 00:47:00,040
It's like watching eight of you...
956
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:01,440
Yay!
..when you were younger.
957
00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,040
You're through to the next round.
958
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:08,040
THEY SCREAM,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
959
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:09,990
Ooh, I loved that.
DAVID: That was good.
960
00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:11,470
That's how you do it.
961
00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:15,960
DISTORTED MUSIC
962
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:18,390
BUZZING
963
00:47:21,850 --> 00:47:23,990
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
964
00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,910
SIMON: Wow, danger.
965
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,990
Oh, my God. I'm nervous already.
966
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,160
CROWD WHISTLE AND CHEER
967
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:39,800
OK.
968
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,350
Hello. What's your name, please?
969
00:47:45,370 --> 00:47:47,040
My name is Andrew Basso.
970
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:49,520
I'm guessing you're Italian.
ltaliano.
971
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:53,040
CHEERING
972
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,350
I think I know what kind of act
you're gonna be doing,
973
00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:57,040
but what was the moment
where you thought,
974
00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,880
"You know what, going to do this?"
975
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:02,080
When I was 13,
I saw a movie about Houdini,
976
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,830
and I thought, "I wanna do that."
977
00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:07,360
I'm assuming
this is very, very dangerous.
978
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,470
It is.
Has it ever gone wrong?
979
00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:13,910
It happened.
980
00:48:13,930 --> 00:48:15,390
But I'm still here.
981
00:48:15,410 --> 00:48:18,600
OK. Well, look, I don't think
I'm gonna ask any more questions
982
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:21,110
because I'm just dying to see
what you're gonna do.
983
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,910
So good luck.
Thank you very much.
984
00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:26,270
CHEERING
985
00:48:26,290 --> 00:48:28,160
INTENSE MUSIC
986
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:31,240
This is the act
that Harry Houdini said
987
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:34,470
was the most dangerous
and difficult.
988
00:48:34,490 --> 00:48:37,240
It represented
the peak of his creation.
989
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:41,040
The water torture cell.
990
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:45,680
Being upside down...
991
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,040
Upside down?!
992
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,600
...throws your senses.
993
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,520
The blood rushes to the head.
994
00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:55,750
And it's challenging to stay calm
and lower your heart rate
995
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:59,520
when there is fear and adrenaline.
996
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,910
Amanda, would you join me on stage?
997
00:49:02,930 --> 00:49:05,720
Oh, crikey.
Thank you very much.
998
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,550
APPLAUSE
999
00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:10,960
Would you stand here for me?
1000
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:14,910
I will escape in two minutes.
1001
00:49:14,930 --> 00:49:19,110
Any longer
and I may not come out alive.
1002
00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,110
I'm risking my life.
1003
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:25,080
Oh, my God.
1004
00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,030
You're going to handcuff me,
both hands.
1005
00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:34,960
You will restrain my ankles
and I will have only one help.
1006
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:39,080
This paperclip.
1007
00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:43,890
Please wish me good luck.
1008
00:49:43,910 --> 00:49:46,040
Good luck.
Thank you.
1009
00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:48,610
APPLAUSE
1010
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,690
This is dangerous, by the way.
1011
00:49:56,940 --> 00:50:00,200
HANDCUFFS (LUCK
1012
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,920
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
1013
00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:24,760
APPLAUSE
1014
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,200
MUSIC: 'Crazy'
by 2WEl
1015
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:29,690
# Does that make me crazy?
1016
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:34,890
# Does that make me crazy?
1017
00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:40,200
# Does that make the crazy...? #
1018
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,200
God.
1019
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:45,330
# Possibly. #
1020
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,480
DRAMATIC MUSIC
1021
00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:02,370
Oh, my God.
1022
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:14,280
Don't try this at home. All right?
1023
00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,480
CHEERING
1024
00:52:05,350 --> 00:52:07,280
One and a half minutes
is a long time.
1025
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:15,730
MUSIC BUILDS
1026
00:52:18,550 --> 00:52:21,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1027
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,640
He's still got to do a lock yet.
1028
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:29,250
MUSIC PULSES
1029
00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:32,450
Two minutes!
We've entered the danger zone.
1030
00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:40,200
I don't think I can even watch this.
1031
00:52:52,910 --> 00:52:54,280
Don't like it.
1032
00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:05,370
MUSIC STOPS,
CHEERING
1033
00:53:06,830 --> 00:53:08,970
CROWD CHATTER
1034
00:53:08,990 --> 00:53:11,560
He's run out of music.
1035
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,480
Come O“, come O“, come 0“.
1036
00:53:24,470 --> 00:53:26,920
Seriously?
He's panicking. He's panicking.
1037
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:36,720
Come on! Come on!
1038
00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:37,960
MUSIC: 'Alive'
by Sia
1039
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:40,160
# I'm still breathing... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1040
00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:42,960
# I'm still breathing... #
Oh, my God!
1041
00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:46,960
# I'm still breathing
1042
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:51,160
# I'm alive
1043
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:55,360
# I'm alive
1044
00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:59,600
# I'm alive
1045
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:05,240
# I'm alive... #
1046
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,000
Thank you.
1047
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,160
Why would you wanna do that?
1048
00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:22,080
LAUGHTER
1049
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:24,240
I feel more alive right now.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1050
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,290
# I'm alive... #
1051
00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:28,650
David.
Well, I thought he was incredible.
1052
00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:31,490
I mean, I would have said yes
and soon as you took off the robe.
1053
00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:32,720
LAUGHTER
1054
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,880
It was stunning.
You're a great showman.
1055
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:36,720
CHEERING
1056
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,330
Alesha.
It's so hard to watch,
1057
00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:42,130
but I'm just so impressed
by your fearlessness.
1058
00:54:42,150 --> 00:54:44,850
Well done. Incredible.
Thank you very much.
1059
00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:49,290
What you did up there was dangerous,
it was exciting,
1060
00:54:49,310 --> 00:54:52,650
it was brilliant to watch.
Our hearts were in our mouths.
1061
00:54:52,670 --> 00:54:55,240
So congratulations
for getting out alive and well done.
1062
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:58,330
Thank you.
CHEERING
1063
00:54:58,350 --> 00:55:01,930
There are a tiny, tiny
group of people in the world
1064
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,650
who could do what you just did.
1065
00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:07,000
That's an audition
we're never going to forget.
1066
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,540
CHEERING
1067
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,710
David, yes or no?
1068
00:55:09,730 --> 00:55:13,180
Of course I am giving you a yes.
1069
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,460
I'm saying yes.
Yes from me.
1070
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,180
You have four "si"s.
Thank you!
1071
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,510
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1072
00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:26,020
# I'm alive
1073
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,620
# I'm alive... #
1074
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,430
By the way, how amazing was that?
1075
00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:31,980
Fantastic!
1076
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,510
Today's been good.
Thank you so much for coming.
1077
00:55:35,530 --> 00:55:40,590
# I'm alive
1078
00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:46,790
# I'm alive. #
1079
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,430
DINOSAURS ROAR
1080
00:55:51,450 --> 00:55:53,740
LAUGHTER
Next!
1081
00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:56,740
Arghg
Arghg
1082
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,460
SHE VOCALISES
Sensational!
1083
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,710
EVIL LAUGHTER,
THEY SCREAM
1084
00:56:00,730 --> 00:56:03,260
BUZZER SOUNDS
Weird, even by MY standards.
1085
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,310
Let's go!
Hit it!
1086
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,980
CHEERING
Wow.
1087
00:56:09,090 --> 00:56:10,460
HE SCREAMS
1088
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,260
I don't know what this is,
but it's brilliant.
1089
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,260
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