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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:22,330 SIMON: This was in a different league. 2 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:26,080 DAVID: It's one of the most extraordinary things 3 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,820 we've ever seen on this show. We are all absolutely gobsmacked. 4 00:00:29,850 --> 00:00:31,970 Absolutely amazing. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,350 Oh, I loved that. 6 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:34,970 You have such a beautiful voice. 7 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,020 Fantastic. 8 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,350 Absolutely gorgeous. 9 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,710 DEEP MALE VOICE: You can't see me. 10 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:45,610 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,900 # Never enough 12 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:48,710 # Never, never 13 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:50,860 # Never enough... # 14 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:53,220 It was amazing. 15 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,100 Absolutely brilliant. Good for you. 16 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,100 # One, two, three. # 17 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:04,300 That's an audition you're never gonna forget. 18 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,610 Shut your blooming gob! 19 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,580 Absolutely brilliant. 20 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,970 Now, are you sure you've got everything? Yes. 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,220 Phone. Yes. 22 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,300 Wallet. Yes. 23 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,500 Booster seat. Shut your face. 24 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:32,790 I've just got a feeling, right, like something's missing. 25 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:34,740 Palladium, please, my good man. 26 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:39,500 See, I told you something was missing. 27 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:41,540 We'd better walk. 28 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,070 BEEPING 29 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,660 Chef. 30 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,460 Chef! 31 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:51,100 Anna. Anna? 32 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,740 I'm telling you, something weird's going on. 33 00:01:57,770 --> 00:02:00,500 'Graham? Graham, are you there? 34 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,330 'I'm waiting for you in the pub.' Hello. 35 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,860 'Graham? No, there's no Graham, 'Rs Dec. 36 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,610 Although, which pub are you in...? 37 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,610 Come on, you! 38 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,660 CHEERING 39 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:12,300 Miss Hayeem? 40 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,430 I tell you what, when I find out 41 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,100 who's making all these people disappear, 42 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:25,970 I'm gonna give them a piece of my... 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,740 Ah. 44 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:32,900 We'd better get in there or there'll be two other people missing. 45 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:34,540 Come on. 46 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,540 CHEERING 47 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:45,250 I've got a good feeling about today. 48 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,100 Would you like to see some talent? 49 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,710 CHEERING 50 00:02:57,930 --> 00:02:59,710 Mary. 51 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:03,350 # A spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 52 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,740 # The medicine go down 53 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,610 # Medicine go down 54 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:12,220 # just a spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 55 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,860 # In the most delightful way. # 56 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,150 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 57 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,990 Oh, Mary Poppins. 58 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,150 APPLAUSE 59 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,020 Hello. 60 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,300 Hello. 61 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,540 I think I recognise you. 62 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,020 Oh, possibly. 63 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,940 What is your name, please? Mary P. 64 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,350 Mary P. 65 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,100 I wondered if it was Mary Poppins. 66 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,500 We need the hat stand. 67 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,580 What's the dream, Mary? 68 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:50,500 To be in theatres, to be in the West End. 69 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,740 Have you ever come close to anything like that? 70 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,020 Never. 71 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:56,220 Well, that's why we're here. Yes. 72 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,940 And we think two or three minutes 73 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,940 literally can change your life. So good luck. 74 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,380 Thank you very much. 75 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,180 CHEERING 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,940 She looks amazing. 77 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:14,300 She looks like the real deal. 78 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,660 # Me-me-me-me-me 79 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:20,540 # Me-me-me-me-me. # 80 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:21,820 OK. 81 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,540 MUSIC: 'My Humps' 82 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,860 I don't remember this in Mary Poppins. 83 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,070 This is the wrong song. 84 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,740 Wrong song, apparently. 85 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,580 # What you gonna do With all that junk? 86 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,580 # All that junk inside your trunk? 87 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,580 # |'mma get, get, get, get you drunk 88 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:41,020 # Get you love drunk off my hump 89 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:44,180 # My hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump 90 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:48,070 # My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps 91 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,540 # Check it out 92 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,300 # I drive these fellas crazy 93 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,820 # I do it on the daily 94 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,970 # They treat me really nicely 95 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,300 # They buy me all these iceys... # 96 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,250 SINGS OPERATICALLY 97 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,610 Mary P. She can do it. 98 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,100 SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY 99 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,540 # I like big boys ltty-bitty boys 100 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:19,180 # Manchester boys London city boys 101 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,100 # I like the pretty boys With a bow tie 102 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,100 # Get your nails did Let it blow dry 103 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,790 # I like a big beard I like a clean face 104 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,100 # I don't discriminate Come and get a taste 105 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,070 # From the playboys to the gay boys 106 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,220 # Come and slay, boys You my fave boys 107 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,860 # Ha-ha-ha. # 108 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:35,220 CHEERING 109 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,610 I wasn't expecting that. 110 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,990 # It's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 111 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,660 # Even though the sound of it ls something quite atrocious 112 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:46,610 # If you say it loud enough You always sound precocious 113 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,580 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious... # 114 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,740 That is the last thing I expected to see. It was incredible. 115 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,220 Thank you. If Mary Poppins had to evolve, 116 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:59,990 if she's gonna exist and still be around and be relevant, 117 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,300 then this is her, this is who she has to be. 118 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,740 It was absolutely brilliant. 119 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:06,970 CHEERING 120 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,790 I really enjoyed that. 121 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,860 It was hilarious, it was silly. 122 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:14,460 I mean, what other show could you see something like this on? 123 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,940 It was very funny and unexpected. 124 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,430 Well done. 125 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,180 It's a great idea. 126 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,570 And you executed it perfectly. 127 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,620 I thought it was a brilliant audition. 128 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,750 It was memorable. 129 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,980 We do see people come on the stage and they do very obvious things. 130 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,180 This is different, which is why 131 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,060 I'm gonna say yes. CHEERING 132 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,180 It's a yes from me. 133 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,420 I'm saying yes. 134 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,310 It's a yes from me! 135 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:49,260 # Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 136 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,540 # Even though the sound of it ls something quite atrocious 137 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,390 # If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious 138 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:58,700 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious. # 139 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,180 I really liked it. 140 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,780 A good surprise. Yes. 141 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,310 I liked her. 142 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:05,140 Oh, my goodness, that was like nothing 143 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,820 I've ever experienced before. Well done. 144 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,670 Go and celebrate, you've done a brilliant job. 145 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,850 See you next time. 146 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,060 # I do my hair toss, check my nails 147 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,900 # Baby, how you feelin'? # 148 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,900 It's getting real now. It is. Palladium stage. 149 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:20,060 4,000 people. 150 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,780 So no pressure. 151 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,180 'My name is Suzi Wild.' 152 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,780 I am 34. 153 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:29,100 And I am from London. 154 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:32,900 'I've done quite a few different jobs, 155 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,820 'but what I've always wanted to do is perform. 156 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,030 'I would love to win Britain's Got Talent 157 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,420 'and perform at the Royal Variety. 158 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:45,670 'So I'm hoping that today I get that little bit closer to my dream.' 159 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,750 Fingers crossed. 160 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,390 # I do my hair toss Check my nails... # 161 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:52,930 Hello, Suzi Wild. Hello. 162 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,570 Great name, by the way. Thank you. 163 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,570 So's Ant and Dec.. 164 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,570 They are ready if you are. Let's do it. 165 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,540 It's all yours. Good luck. 166 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,420 CHEERING 167 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,210 Hello. 168 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,950 Hi. Hello. 169 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:15,540 Hi. Are you all right? Yeah. 170 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,100 Good. Are you a bit overwhelmed? 171 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,060 Yeah, it's bigger than you think it is on the TV, isn't it? 172 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,540 LAUGHTER 173 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,620 What's your name? 174 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,900 I'm Suzi Wild. Have you got anyone with you? 175 00:08:26,930 --> 00:08:30,390 My sister. She's the one waving frantically, "Hi!" 176 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,900 I can see her. 177 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,500 OK, and why now? 178 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:37,180 Why have you decided to come on Britain's Got Talent? 179 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,210 Well, I haven't ever seen 180 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,950 anyone that looks like me doing the act that I'm about to do. 181 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,900 But also because it's, like, 182 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,780 the biggest show on TV, 183 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:51,210 I thought, "Why not throw yourself in at the deep end? Take a risk." 184 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,930 Brilliant. Why not? 185 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,900 CHEERING 186 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,820 And do you think you can win? 187 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,700 Oh, yeah, I hope so, anyway. 188 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,280 We actually love surprises. 189 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,720 We don't know what you're gonna do. So good luck. 190 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,080 Thank you. 191 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,160 SHE WHISPERS 192 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,590 MUSIC: 'Rule, Britannia!' 193 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,120 AS QUEEN: Hello. 194 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,120 Her Majesty the Queen 195 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,840 here to present the best of British telly. 196 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:39,120 And now, lords, ladies, Simon Cowells, 197 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,950 let's meet the celebrities. 198 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,840 Hit it! 199 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:47,200 This'll be good. I like impressions. 200 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,800 MUSIC: 'Loose Women Theme' 201 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,410 BOTH: Loose Women! 202 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:55,160 AS JANET: Hello, I'm Janet Street—Porter. 203 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,640 That's right. 204 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,160 The other day, 205 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:04,160 my dentist said to me, "Janet..." 206 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,770 That is good. 207 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 "..What big teeth you've got." 208 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,720 I said, "All the better for telling you 209 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,560 "to shut your blooming gob!" 210 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,920 LAUGHTER 211 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,590 MUSIC: 'Lorraine Theme' 212 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,080 AS LORRAINE: Well, hello, welcome back. 213 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,720 LAUGHTER Yes! 214 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,360 No! 215 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,050 Right. Coming up, 216 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,560 Mark He yes has got some fashion tips for Piers Morgan. 217 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:37,050 It's a blue suit with two key accessories. 218 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,050 Gaffer tape for the mouth 219 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,970 and a paper bag for the head. 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,870 That's great, isn't it? 221 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,230 That's great! 222 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,800 # The only way is up. # 223 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:50,800 AS GEMMA COLLINS: Listen, I am the GC, darling. 224 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,410 Now, being near me is an "S—E". 225 00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,050 "Special Experience", babe. 226 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,410 So you can get your GCSEs 227 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,230 from the Diva, baby. 228 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,690 AS KIRSTIE ALLSOP: Hello, I'm Kirstie Allsop. 229 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,840 Welcome to Kirstie's Vintage Homes. 230 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,410 On today's show, I'm gonna teach you 231 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,330 how to make a cushion out of a cushion. 232 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,120 LAUGHTER 233 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,000 All you're going to need 234 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,970 is tie-dye, a car tyre, 235 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,280 nine hours of your life that you can't get back. 236 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,970 Then join me next week, 237 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,760 when I shall make my living 238 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,510 from being posh, practical, 239 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,200 and patronising. 240 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,120 AS QUEEN: Yes, Her Majesty again, 241 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:43,080 here to ask you, please, put Suzi through to the next round. 242 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,080 It would be the best performance since I played Olivia Colman 243 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,690 in The Crown. 244 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,080 SELF: Thank you! 245 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,870 CHEERING 246 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,690 That was brilliant. 247 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,330 Oh, my God, she was brilliant. 248 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,080 CHEERS 249 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,840 We love her. Well done, Suzi Wild. 250 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,200 Brilliant. That's how you do it. 251 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,760 Great impressions, I mean, absolutely hilarious. 252 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,640 My goodness. 253 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,950 It was just so instantly funny. 254 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,800 The act is really well thought out. 255 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,000 You get straight to a great joke 256 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,410 and you're on to the next one. And you're very likeable, too. 257 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,590 Cos impressionists are often a bit weird. 258 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,410 But you seem lovely. I'm still a little bit strange. 259 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:38,360 It was great 260 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,230 and, I think, the perfect people to pick as well. 261 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,690 I couldn't fault it. Well done. 262 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,230 Thanks. 263 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,200 We love it when people do impersonations. 264 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,360 It was a brilliant audition. Well done. Thank you. 265 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,560 All the impressions were fantastic. 266 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,720 I mean, all of them were just spot on. 267 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,410 I'm gonna say yes. 268 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:56,970 I'm saying yes. 269 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,690 I'm saying yes. 270 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,870 I am going to say... 271 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,230 “yes. 272 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,800 You've got four yeses. Yes! Thank you! 273 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,230 Suzi! That was amazing. 274 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,560 I feel like I'm in the telly. 275 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,480 You are now. You are. 276 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,330 You're now in the telly. 277 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,160 Oh, OK, hello. 278 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,360 The Lorraine Kelly one was great. 279 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,950 AS LORRAINE: Great, great! Great. 280 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:39,800 Do you like Coronation Street? I love Coronation Street. 281 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,920 MUSIC: 'The Tears Of A Clown' by Smokey Robinson 81 The Miracles 282 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,510 Who do you want to impress the most? Simon. 283 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,720 Do you want to crack that cookie? Yeah, I want to. 284 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,480 I like the kinda home-grown ones. 285 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,690 I hope Simon is gonna like it. 286 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,590 Yeah, Simon will love it. He's got taste and teeth. 287 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,560 Hello. 288 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:20,970 Could you introduce yourselves? 289 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,920 I'm Brian. I'm Krysstal. 290 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,400 Can I ask your ages, please? 291 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,760 I'm in my late 60s. 71. 292 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,200 Yeah. 293 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,120 She looks good for her age. 294 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,590 A thing that you do full-time? 295 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,510 It is. We do it full—time. We try to. 296 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,510 What's the big dream? Why have you come on to Britain's Got Talent? 297 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,920 To do some more gigs, really. Yeah. That was it. 298 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,150 Yeah. 299 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,720 We're intrigued about what you're gonna do. 300 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,230 So the stage is yours, Brian and Krysstal. Go for it. 301 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,230 Thank you very much. Thank you. 302 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,640 Thank you! 303 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,400 CHEERING 304 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,280 Hello, everybody. 305 00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:01,150 I'd like to start off with a song that really means a lot to me. 306 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,360 Thank you. 307 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,150 Excuse me. Can you put that away? 308 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,560 Put it away now. 309 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,720 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Krysstal, 310 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,200 my glamorous assistant. 311 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,360 Obviously, she's let herself go a bit. 312 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,080 LAUGHTER 313 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,560 She used to dress up for gigs. She doesn't bother any more. 314 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,870 But she still does impressions. Go on. 315 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,480 Do the giraffe. 316 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,360 There you go. 317 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,800 Good, innit? 318 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,870 Have you got your tambourine? Yeah. Yeah, I do. 319 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,080 Get it, get the tambourine. What, now? 320 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,590 Now, please, good idea, yeah. Thank you. 321 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,640 Any vegetarians in here? 322 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,690 CHEERING 323 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,120 You won't like this. 324 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,690 # Hannibal the Cannibal What a bloody animal 325 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,200 # He's eaten everyone He's ever known 326 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,720 # His father and his mother And his sister and his brother 327 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,230 # And he wonders Why he's living on his own. # 328 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,720 BUZZER 329 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,080 Whoa! 330 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,200 BOOING 331 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,760 I said Simon would buzz us. 332 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,000 LAUGHTER 333 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,640 Anybody like country music? 334 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,080 What, all of you? 335 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,050 COUNTRY STYLE INTRO 336 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,120 In spite of all outward appearances, 337 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,120 Krysstal is actually a very, very talented woman. 338 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,080 Not only does she sing and play the tambourine, 339 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,280 she also plays mouth organ. 340 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,000 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 341 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,480 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 342 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,690 Hurry LIP- 343 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,440 No, no, too late. 344 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,230 Not only does she play the mouth organ and the tambourine, 345 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,560 she also plays castanets. 346 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,760 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 347 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,000 Woo. 348 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,000 And who said country music was rubbish? 349 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,000 Not only does she play all these instruments, 350 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,560 she also plays horn. 351 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,330 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 352 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,080 Woo-woo-woo-woo. 353 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,690 Hey. 354 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,400 HORN BLARES 355 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,690 Go! 356 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,920 Yes! 357 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,800 Not only all these instruments! 358 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,560 She tap-dances as well. 359 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,200 Go on, Krysstal! 360 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,720 Thank you very much. You've been very nice. Thank you. 361 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:37,330 # Oh, happy dflY--- # 362 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,120 Thank you. 363 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,640 Oh, that was all right. 364 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,690 Why did you buzz, Simon? 365 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,860 Cos I didn't like them very much. 366 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,890 That's why we have a buzzer. 367 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,580 Boo! 368 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,250 JEERING 369 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,300 What did you think, Amanda? 370 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,940 I absolutely bloody loved it. 371 00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,500 Thank you. 372 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,500 It was off the scale, nuts, 373 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,710 really quirky, really eccentric and very funny. 374 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,500 Thank you. I loved it. 375 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,020 ALESHA: I actually thought it was bonkers and brilliant. 376 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,610 Perfect for Britain's Got Talent. 377 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,020 I have no idea where this act came from. 378 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,610 But I had the best time watching it. 379 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,020 I think it's time to vote. 380 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,860 I'm saying yes. 381 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,220 Thank you. 382 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,860 It's a yes from me. 383 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,500 Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,660 I'm gonna say no. 385 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,740 BOOING 386 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,250 Don't listen to meanie Simon. You have three yeses. 387 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,710 Well done. 388 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,220 That was terrible. 389 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,580 It was brilliant, it was brilliant. So funny. 390 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,460 Classic BGT. Yeah. 391 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,380 We needed some of that, I think. 392 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,610 God almighty. 393 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,860 # Oh, happy dflY--- # 394 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,940 Ready to come and perform? Can't wait. 395 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,530 Yeah, you want to do this? 396 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,100 Let's go to side of stage. Yes, please. 397 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,500 Yeah, you three, 398 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,940 you really like doing this to me, don't you? 399 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,220 When I don't like something, like with that last act, 400 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,020 you get a real kick. Yes. 401 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,580 And who are you? 402 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:22,500 This bunch is the London Community Gospel Choir. 403 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,890 # Oh, happy dflY! # 404 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,300 I do love a gospel choir. 405 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,940 Always makes me feel good. 406 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,100 Right. Tell me a bit about you. 407 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,890 Who's been in the choir the longest? 408 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,350 Technically, I was born into the choir. 409 00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,890 Seriously? 410 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,300 My father, Bazil Meade, over there... 411 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,810 CHEERING 412 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,140 ...he started the choir back in '82. 413 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,420 And I was only a boy then. 414 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,580 This year, we celebrate 40 years. That's amazing. 415 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,380 CHEERING 416 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:56,660 '40 years, I've been the choir leader.' 417 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,810 I absolutely love it, that's why I'm still here. 418 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,100 It gives me great energy, 419 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,350 coping with these youngsters. 420 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,780 A lot of us are old friends and family members. 421 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,940 It's very much the community 422 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,780 and we are very proud of that. 423 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,300 # It's gonna be a good, good day. # 424 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,170 To perform on Britain's Got Talent is a great opportunity for us. 425 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,580 I'd love for us to win it, then see what comes out at the other end. 426 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,460 Whatever happens, just enjoy yourselves. Have a good time. 427 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,100 We're gonna bring energy. 428 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,380 Just feeling good. Feeling uplifted. Yes. Feel-good factor. 429 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,860 'That's definitely what we're here for.' 430 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,610 Good times, yeah. 431 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,660 And why did you make the decision to come on the show this year? 432 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,420 It's been a tough couple of years 433 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,220 and we thought this would be a great way to share 434 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,530 talent from this choir, a positive message... 435 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,530 CHEERING 436 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,870 So, I'm not gonna ask any more questions, say any more, 437 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,560 because now it's about you. 438 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,760 CHEERING 439 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,760 Ah, isn't that nice? 440 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,560 Come on! Yep. 441 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,690 SONG: 'Love Train' 442 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,230 # People all over the world 443 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,400 # join hands 444 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,440 # Start a love train 445 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,920 # Love train 446 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,870 # People all over the world 447 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,840 # join hands 448 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,200 # Start a love train 449 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:29,720 # Love train 450 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,150 # The next stop that we make 451 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,040 # Will be England 452 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:40,130 # Tell all the folks in Russia 453 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,640 # And China, too 454 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,280 # Oh, yeah 455 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:50,760 # Don't you know that It's time to get on board 456 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,480 # And let this train keep on 457 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:57,040 # Riding, riding on through 458 00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,920 # Yeah, yeah, yeah 459 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,690 # People all over the world 460 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,080 # join hands 461 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,760 # join hands Start a love train... # 462 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,640 It's just brilliant, isn't it? 463 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,920 # People all over the world 464 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,360 # join hands 465 00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:13,230 # Start a love train Love train 466 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:15,400 # Everybody People of the world 467 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:17,840 # join hands 468 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,440 # Start a love train 469 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:21,200 # Love train 470 00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:24,120 # Love train, love train 471 00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,040 # Love train, love train, love train 472 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,040 # Everybody, come on 473 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,790 # Love train, love train... 474 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,120 # On a love train 475 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,080 # Love train, love train. # 476 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,760 SONG: 'Anytime You Need A Friend' 477 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:43,280 # Any time you need a friend 478 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:47,920 # I will be here... # 479 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,040 Ah, what? 480 00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,200 # You'll never be alone again 481 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:54,690 # So don't you fear 482 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,510 # Even if you're miles away 483 00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:03,120 # I'm by your side... 484 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:10,040 # It's all right, it's all right 485 00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:13,790 # Any time you need a friend 486 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:18,120 # Love! # 487 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:26,000 Yes! How about that? 488 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,590 CHEERING 489 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,790 Amanda. 490 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:45,790 Oh, my God, it was like drinking 20 Beroccas. 491 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,560 It was just... 492 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:49,870 It was fantastic. 493 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:54,330 Honestly, what an injection of life and of love and of energy. 494 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,790 It was brilliant. 495 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,360 CHEERING 496 00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,680 Lesh? 497 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,840 It was just so powerful and beautiful 498 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,330 and uplifting. 499 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,680 You are all incredible. 500 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,280 David. 501 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:08,400 Yeah, it was all right. 502 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:12,120 It was just incredible from start to finish. 503 00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,760 Like I said, I love gospel choirs. 504 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,360 I now hate you, 505 00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:22,200 because all the other choirs 506 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:24,720 are gonna sound rubbish now. 507 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,680 That's how you make an impression. 508 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,230 Cos that was a terrific, 509 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,040 really memorable audition. 510 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,680 David, yes or no? 511 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,720 I'm saying yes. 512 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,360 I'm definitely saying yes. 513 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:48,330 It's a yes from me. 514 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,760 That makes four yeses. 515 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,080 CHEERING 516 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,230 They were amazing. I'm so happy. 517 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,840 He's back. 518 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:13,040 # Oh, happy dflY- # 519 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,110 MUSIC: 'Makin' A Move' by Lady Bri 520 00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:25,320 What judge are you excited to meet? Simon Cowell. 521 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,960 Because he's always cheeky and funny. 522 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:32,030 # Got my leatherjoms Time to move along... # 523 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,320 How are you? CHEERING 524 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:36,160 Look, someone's having a good time up there. 525 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,470 Hello, everybody. Are you OK? 526 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,110 There's a lot of giggling at the end. 527 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:44,440 I like you because you laugh at us. 528 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,160 THEY LAUGH 529 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,910 MUSIC: 'Better When I'm Dancin' by Meghan Train or 530 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,660 Born To Perform is a dance group from Northampton. 531 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:55,190 In the group, there are different disabilities. 532 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:58,360 Well, I have autism and Ellie has Down's syndrome. 533 00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,570 We have a barrier in life, 534 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:02,570 but we want to break them barriers today 535 00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:04,600 and show the whole world 536 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:07,520 that life is an opportunity for people with disabilities. 537 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,520 # I feel better when I'm dancing Yeah, yeah 538 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:13,080 # Better when I'm dancing... # 539 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,030 Born To Perform gives us an opportunity to be ourselves. 540 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:17,280 No-one judges us. 541 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,470 # We can do this together I bet you feel better... # 542 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,960 Being in Born To Perform makes me happy. 543 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,570 I really want to win Britain's Got Talent. 544 00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,660 Oh, yeah, I do. 545 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,870 She's off again, look. You're off again! 546 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,830 Let's get you on. Off you go, good luck. 547 00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:35,640 Have fun out there, OK? OK. You're still laughing. 548 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,080 Here they come. 549 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:40,720 CHEERING 550 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,030 Yeah! Yes! 551 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:57,640 Hello! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. 552 00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:00,320 It's a pleasure to be here. 553 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,990 She's so happy to see Simon, isn't she? 554 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,710 Oh, look at her. AMANDA: She loves you. 555 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,060 SIMON: Tell us the name of your group. 556 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,450 We are... ALL: Born To Perform. 557 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,650 CHEERING 558 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:19,300 Born To Perform is a group with people with disabilities 559 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:21,780 and we are here to show you what we can do. 560 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,340 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 561 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:28,010 OK, we're all really excited to see what you guys are gonna do, 562 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,580 so the stage is yours, Born To Perform. 563 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,340 Thank you. CHEERING 564 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,650 Go on, guys. Let's do it! 565 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:38,780 CHEERS AND WHISTLES 566 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,860 I'm shaking. 567 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,650 SONG: 'You Can't Stop The Beat' 568 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,370 # You can't stop an avalanche 569 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,940 # As it races down the hill 570 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,900 # You can try to stop The seasons, girl 571 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,420 # But you know you never will 572 00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:12,340 # And you can try to stop My dancing feet 573 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:15,730 # But I just cannot stand still 574 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:19,090 # Cos the world keeps spinning Round and round 575 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,340 # And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 576 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,420 # I was lost till I heard the drums 577 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:27,450 # Then I found my way Cos you can't stop the beat 578 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,300 # Ever since this whole world began 579 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,860 # A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man 580 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,260 # So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it 581 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,730 # The best that I can today 582 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,900 # Cos you can't stop The motion of the ocean 583 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,140 # Or the sun in the sky 584 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,300 # You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why 585 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:48,010 # And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 586 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,140 # That you can't stop the beat... # 587 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,780 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 588 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,060 RAUCOUS CHEERING 589 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,900 # Oh, oh, oh, you can't stop today 590 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,700 # As it comes speeding Down the track 591 00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:11,650 # Yesterday is history And it's never coming back 592 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,370 # Cos tomorrow is a brand—new day 593 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,780 # And it don't know white from black 594 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,060 # You can't stop the beat... # 595 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,420 Can't help but smile all the way through it. 596 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,980 # The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 597 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,060 # You can try to stop the paradise We're dreamin' of 598 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,090 # But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 599 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:38,940 # Cos you can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 600 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,550 # You can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 601 00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:47,700 # You can't stop the beat! # 602 00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:52,140 CHEERING 603 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,980 AUDIENCE CLAP WITH MUSIC 604 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:07,060 MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 605 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,300 joyous, just joyous. Aw, brilliant. 606 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,700 Yes. yes. yes! 607 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,220 Oh, wow! How does that feel? Amazing! 608 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,650 Awesome! 609 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,780 Oh, God, I loved it. 610 00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,010 Alesha. Oh, guys. 611 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:49,280 Your passion is just pouring out. It's just wonderful to see. 612 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,440 You did a fantastic job, each and every one of you. 613 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,800 Thank you! CHEERING 614 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,720 LAUGHTER 615 00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,280 Yes, girl! Show them. 616 00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:01,720 AMANDA: I did not stop smiling for the whole of that performance. 617 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:03,830 You were amazing. 618 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,080 Er, I didn't like it... 619 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,390 What?! 620 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,920 ...| loved it! 621 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,440 CHEERING 622 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,390 MUSIC: 'Rescue' by Lauren Daigle 623 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:23,640 I love the fact that you were having such a great time. 624 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,600 It was actually one of my favourite auditions, 625 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,310 I'm gonna be honest with you. GIRL: What?! 626 00:31:28,330 --> 00:31:30,750 Thank you. 627 00:31:30,770 --> 00:31:34,750 I absolutely loved it, guys. 628 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,470 In fact, I loved it so much... 629 00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:39,080 that I'm going to do this! 630 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 631 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:46,310 # I will send out an army To find you... # 632 00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:49,280 ANT: Yes! Wow! 633 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,640 CHEERING CONTINUES 634 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,110 # I will rescue you 635 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:05,850 # I will never stop marching To reach you 636 00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:09,640 # In the middle of the hardest fight 637 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:15,000 # It's true, I will rescue you 638 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:22,110 # I hear the whisper Under your breath... # 639 00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:26,110 Well done. Well done! 640 00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:29,880 Great stuff. Great stuff, everybody. 641 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,240 You're all brilliant. 642 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:36,800 I'm gonna see you guys in the live semi-finals. 643 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,280 CHEERING 644 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,390 # I will send out an army To find you... # 645 00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:45,830 ANT: Good for you! Good for you. You did it! 646 00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:48,560 Let's hear it one more time for this incredible dance group! 647 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:51,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 648 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,720 ANT: Did I hear a Golden Buzzer out there? 649 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,560 ALL: Yes! All that rehearsing has paid off. 650 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,440 And you are now semi—finalists 651 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,110 on this year's Britain's Got Talent. 652 00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:11,360 I'm so happy and so emotional to get the Golden Buzzer. 653 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,640 It's brilliant. 654 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,600 Wow, amazing. Well done. Well done. Well done. 655 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,800 Listen, go and celebrate. Well done, everybody. 656 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,030 Go and celebrate! Well done! 657 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:22,960 Well done, darling. Well done, pal. Well done. 658 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:29,520 # Oh, I will rescue you. # 659 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:39,310 MUSIC: 'Kashmir' Escala ft Slash 660 00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:42,030 This is, like, a show which loads of people round the world watch. 661 00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:44,560 Yeah, everybody watches it. And it's, like, really exciting. 662 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:48,880 This is the centre of all talent shows all around the world. 663 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:57,440 I am Hammer hand, I am 62 year old, and I live in Hamburg, Germany. 664 00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:01,080 I have been a martial arts teacher over 40 year. 665 00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:06,030 Today, I want to break a Guinness World Record. 666 00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,590 ANNOUNCER: 'This is gonna be a world record attempt 667 00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,920 'happening right here.' CHEERING 668 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,480 AMANDA: This is a big old stunt. 669 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,440 I would like to win Britain's Got Talent 670 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:19,560 and perform for royal family. 671 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,160 CROWD CHATTER 672 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:24,670 Are they coconuts? 673 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,640 CHEERING 674 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,080 SIMON: Hello. Good evening. 675 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,920 What are your names, please? 676 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,000 So, I'm Pia, I'm his translator. 677 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:38,840 My name is Muhamed, but I'm Hammer hand, 678 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,920 I'm 62 year old, and I come from Hamburg, Germany. 679 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,560 OK. CHEERING 680 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,440 Hammer hand from Hamburg. Brilliant. 681 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:51,560 I want to break more than 122 coconuts in one minute. Oh, gosh. 682 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,080 One minute? One minute. 683 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:57,880 OK, why come to the UK to break coconuts? 684 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:02,590 I want coconuts break and impress Simon Cowell. 685 00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,800 CHEERING DEC: Where did you get that from? 686 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:07,310 There's a big stand there, isn't there? 687 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:09,520 Yeah, you can't just take it. What do you mean? 688 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,590 Maybe I introduce the adjudicator of the World Guinness Records. 689 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,750 That's a good idea. 690 00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:15,640 CHEERING 691 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:17,200 Hello. Hello. 692 00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,840 This will be an official Guinness World Records attempt 693 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:23,520 for most coconuts smashed with one hand in one minute. 694 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:28,230 Record to beat is 122 coconuts. 695 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,440 Good luck. 696 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,080 Only coconuts broken by the challenger will be counted. 697 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:37,000 It is permitted to alternate hands as long as only one hand is used, 698 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,750 and the timing begins when the first coconut is struck. 699 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,390 I think we understood that. 700 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,840 Muhamed, are you ready? 701 00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:46,090 SPEAKS GERMAN He has to be ready. 702 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:48,930 You're ready. Do it. 703 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:51,650 MUSIC: 'Battle Without Honor Or Humanity' by Tomoyasu Hotei 704 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,060 Ready when you are. 705 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,010 CHEERING 706 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,060 Oh, my God. His hand! 707 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,860 AMANDA: Ow! 708 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,900 CHEERING CONTINUES 709 00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,540 ANT GROANS 710 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,650 Whoa, he's already done loads. 711 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,010 Oh, my God! Ow, ow, ow. 712 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,110 That's got to kill! That's got to kill! 713 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,010 ALESHA: His hand, David! 714 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,820 Come on! Come on! 715 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,650 Five, four... 716 00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:51,650 Three, two, one. 717 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:55,210 CHEERING 718 00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,140 He might have done it. Wow. 719 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,930 I'll just need to examine the coconuts now 720 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:02,570 in order to verify the total. 721 00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:06,780 How many has he done? 722 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,930 Do you think he's done it? 723 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:12,820 I think it would all have to go perfectly. 724 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,820 How many does he need to do? 122. 725 00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:22,540 Erm, I can now confirm that the total number of coconuts 726 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,180 Muhamed managed to smash with one hand in one minute was... 727 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,290 AMANDA: He's done it. 728 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:32,700 SHE WHIMPERS 729 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,090 "60. 730 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,700 CROWD GROANS Oh! 731 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,980 BUZZER SOUNDS 732 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,700 just another 63 to go, that's all we needed. 733 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,540 Let's vote on this. No. 734 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,010 No. It's a no. No. 735 00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:45,340 MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin' by Five 736 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,980 # Get on up when you're down... # 737 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,570 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 738 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:51,420 I am very upset. 739 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,180 # Movin' on anyway 740 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,730 # Get on up when you're down 741 00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,290 # Baby, take a good look around... # 742 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,060 AMANDA: Hello? Hiya! 743 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,260 What's your name? My name's Charlie. 744 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,290 What are you hoping that comes from this? Erm... 745 00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:12,260 SIMON: Bigger bin? LAUGHTER 746 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,260 I'd like to travel the world in a bin. 747 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,620 Well, you'd need a wheelie bin for that. 748 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,290 Well, the best of luck, Charlie. All right, thank you very much. 749 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:21,290 SONG: 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' 750 00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:24,340 # Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad 751 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,620 # Other things Just make you swear and curse 752 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,210 # When you're chewing on Life's gristle 753 00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:32,620 # Don't grumble, give a whistle 754 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,700 # And this'll help things Turn out for the best 755 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,180 # And 756 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,180 BOTH: # Always look on 757 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,570 # The bright side of life... # 758 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:44,820 BUZZERS SOUNDS 759 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,100 LAUGHTER 760 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,820 # Always look on The bright side of life... # 761 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,180 CHEERING 762 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,700 HE WHISTLES 763 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,540 Can we buzz twice? 764 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,780 # Always look on The light side of life. # 765 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,100 Thank you! CHEERING 766 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,460 # Get on up when you're down 767 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,060 # Baby, take a good look around... # 768 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,930 Charlie, having heard you sing, now I know why you're in the bin. 769 00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:12,140 'Ey! Thanks, Simon. 770 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,500 AUDIENCE BOO All right, Simon. 771 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,260 Below the belt. 772 00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,820 I don't think it's gone your way today, Charlie. 773 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,010 HE CHUCKLES I think it's a no. 774 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:24,010 So sorry. All right, thank you. 775 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:27,420 # Get on up when you're down 776 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,640 # Baby, take a good look around... # 777 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,520 Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it? 778 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,080 LAUGHTER 779 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:37,870 My age? I'm 77 years old. PHONE BEEPS 780 00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:39,200 Was that your phone, Mel? 781 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,560 Yeah, I told you I should turn it off! 782 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,310 I've got to get rid of it anyway. 783 00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:46,000 I'm just waiting for Simon to give me some money, 784 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,230 and I'm gonna get a new phone. 785 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:51,280 They're ready for you here on stage. I'm ready to start the party. 786 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,560 Yes! That's what we like. Yes, that's what we wanna hear. 787 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,310 Go on, Mel. All yours, onto the star. 788 00:39:55,330 --> 00:39:57,230 Whip this crowd into a frenzy. Have fun! 789 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,000 CHEERING 790 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,750 # I know it's not much But it's OK... # 791 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:03,000 Here's Mel. Go on, Mel, go! 792 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,520 Hello. 793 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,390 How are you? It's a pleasure meeting you, Simon. 794 00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:11,230 Likewise. You look amazing, by the way. 795 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,440 And what's your name? Mel Day. 796 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,310 And where are you from, Mel? I'm from Birmingham. 797 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,800 OK! CHEERING 798 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,560 And what's the dream, Mel? Tell me. 799 00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:21,200 My dream is to win this show. 800 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:24,950 That's what I'm here for, to win. OK, I love that. 801 00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:26,950 MUSIC: 'Soul Man' by Sam 81 Dave 802 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:29,000 # I'm a soul man... # 803 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:32,360 My name is Mel Day. I came from the Caribbean. 804 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,080 Sugar and spice and all things nice, 805 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,360 and that's what you'll be getting with me. 806 00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:37,560 HE CHUCKLES 807 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:40,310 Now, it's 1962, 63, I start singing. 808 00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:43,800 At a young age, I remember my first opportunity. 809 00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:46,950 So, I was dressed up like a sailor and my song was... 810 00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,520 # A sailor I'll be, I'll be. # 811 00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:51,280 HE LAUGHS 812 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:54,870 If I get the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Show, 813 00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:56,480 I'll be more than happy. 814 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,310 I look at the competition, there's a lot of young people. 815 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:02,160 I still have the fight in me, I'm an old young man. 816 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,160 No, I'm young old man. 817 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:06,870 That's right, that's better. 818 00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:08,870 CHEERING 819 00:41:08,890 --> 00:41:11,080 How old are you, Mel? 820 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,030 I'm 77 years old. No, you're not. 821 00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:14,280 CHEERING 822 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,590 He does not look 77. 823 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,360 And, Mel, are you gonna sing for us? 824 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,360 I am gonna sing for you this evening. 825 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:23,800 OK, well, I like you already, Mel. So good luck. 826 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:25,720 Thank you very much, Simon. Thank you, Mel. 827 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:28,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 828 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,520 What a nice guy. AMANDA: Really nice. 829 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,110 SONG: 'Land Of 1000 Dances' 830 00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:35,670 # One, two, three 831 00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,480 # One, two, three... # 832 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,160 whoa'.! 833 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:45,200 # All right, huh 834 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:49,440 # Got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie... # 835 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,670 BOTH: Bah, bah! 836 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:53,310 # Mashed potato 837 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:54,950 # Do the alligator... # 838 00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,310 Bah, bah! 839 00:41:56,330 --> 00:41:59,000 # Put your hand on your hips 840 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,560 # And let your backbone slip 841 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:04,230 # Do the watusi 842 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:07,520 # Like my little Lucy, whoo 843 00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:12,000 # Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na 844 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:15,000 # Na-na-na-na... # Need somebody to sing this song! 845 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,590 Sing it now! EVERYONE: # Na-na-na-na-na 846 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:20,480 # Na—na—na, na—na—na, na—na—na 847 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,310 # Na-na-na-na, whoa 848 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,110 # Twist it in the alley 849 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:29,390 # With long tall Sally 850 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,720 # Twistin' with Lucy 851 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:34,670 # Doin' the watusi 852 00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:37,280 # Roll over on your back 853 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,560 # I like it like that... # 854 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,590 CHEERING 855 00:42:40,610 --> 00:42:43,080 # Do that jerk 856 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:45,720 # Watch me work, now Watch me work, now 857 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,920 # Ah, do it, y'all... # 858 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:51,390 Hey! Huh! 859 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,800 # Oh, yeah! # 860 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 861 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,840 MUSIC: 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered' by Stevie Wonder 862 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:01,840 We love him. We love Mel. 863 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:05,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 864 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,670 # Ooh, baby, here I am 865 00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:11,310 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours... # 866 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,000 Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel. 867 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,950 God, we needed you. 868 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,920 OK, what did you think of that? Oh, my God. 869 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,950 I mean, you just came gift-wrapped. 870 00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:24,390 Thank you very much. I love you. 871 00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:25,950 You've got a naughty sparkle about you, 872 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:27,750 and you've still got it, baby. 873 00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:28,750 OK! LAUGHTER 874 00:43:28,770 --> 00:43:29,950 It was amazing. 875 00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:31,870 CHEERING 876 00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:35,000 When you've got soul like that, Mel, it just never leaves you, right? 877 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,200 I mean, it doesn't matter how old you are, 878 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,560 you're still rocking it up there. So much swag. 879 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,360 I've got a lot more to give, baby. 880 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,440 Oh, I can see, baby. 881 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:45,760 LAUGHTER 882 00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:47,230 Good lad, Mel! 883 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:51,030 I want to have your babies. 884 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:53,000 LAUGHTER 885 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:55,200 But, yeah, there was real talent and soul. 886 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,920 You know, it wasn't karaoke, it was you. 887 00:43:56,940 --> 00:44:00,160 It was very special edition, Mel. You're a very special talent. 888 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,160 Thank you so... CHEERING 889 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:04,160 Thank you so much, thank you! 890 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:07,950 Sorry, you don't just walk on this stage at 77 891 00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:09,560 and sing like that. 892 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,480 So you must have done this when you were younger. 893 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:16,000 You must have wanted to be a recording artist. Tell me. 894 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,030 I've been let down so many times, Simon. 895 00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:20,000 Really? AUDIENCE: Aw! 896 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:22,950 A lot of times. OK. Well, you know what? 897 00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:25,280 Timing is everything, isn't it? Oh, yeah. 898 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,950 And maybe this is your time, Mel. 899 00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:29,280 CHEERING 900 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:34,030 So, now we have to vote. Let's start with, erm... 901 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:38,160 Britain's number one TV judge? LAUGHTER 902 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,640 ...David. 903 00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:42,280 Mel, you made me pregnant during that performance. 904 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,110 I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. 905 00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:46,800 CHEERING 906 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,870 It's a yes from me, Mel. It's a yes from me. 907 00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:53,590 Well, I think we have about 4,000 people here, Mel. 908 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,440 So I'm going to make that... 909 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,360 4,004 yeses. 910 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 911 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,720 # You got the future In your hands... # 912 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,640 You said you'd come to get the party started. 913 00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,480 Yes. That's exactly what you just did. 914 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,000 And Simon said the party's started. It definitely has. 915 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,760 Listen, thank you very much. It's a pleasure meeting you two. 916 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,310 Pleasure meeting you, too. Pleasure. 917 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:22,920 Thank you for coming. See you next time. 918 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,080 That's what you want. You just want somebody good. 919 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:27,590 Just knocks it out the park. Yeah. 920 00:45:27,610 --> 00:45:29,800 # Here I am, baby 921 00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:33,210 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours. # 922 00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:37,210 MUSIC: 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams 923 00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:41,620 # Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof... # 924 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,060 I said today, I could be Barbie and he could be Ken. 925 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,540 Definitely! THEY LAUGH 926 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,740 Shall we get you on? ALL: Yes! 927 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,490 Come on, then. Yeah! 928 00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:54,930 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 929 00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:57,820 Tell me who you are. We are the Pocket Rockets. 930 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,700 CHEERING 931 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,620 If you won £250,000, how would you spend it? 932 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,100 Dance studio to rehearse in. AUDIENCE: Aw! 933 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,490 Do you think you could win? 934 00:46:08,510 --> 00:46:10,930 ALL: Yeah! 935 00:46:10,950 --> 00:46:12,240 MUSIC: 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua 936 00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:13,350 YES! 937 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:14,830 # I'm a Barbie girl In the Barbie world 938 00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:18,360 # Life in plastic, it's fantastic 939 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:22,160 # You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere 940 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,800 # Imagination, life is your creation 941 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:27,190 # Come on, Barbie, Let's go party. # 942 00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:29,240 MUSIC: 'No Time For Tears' by Little Mix 943 00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:31,440 # No time for tears I won't be crying 944 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:34,990 # Don't need you here I'm doing fine, yeah 945 00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:39,240 # You see, I'm moving on, moving on You can't kill my vibe 946 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:41,960 # Not a tear's gonna fall From my eyes 947 00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:44,240 # No time for... # 948 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,390 MUSIC ENDS 949 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:48,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 950 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,800 What is not to love about this? 951 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,360 ALL: Thank you. 952 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:54,750 You actually reminded me of when I was a little girl. 953 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:55,830 THEY GIGGLE 954 00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:58,390 Full of attitude, full of sass. 955 00:46:58,410 --> 00:47:00,040 It's like watching eight of you... 956 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:01,440 Yay! ..when you were younger. 957 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,040 You're through to the next round. 958 00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:08,040 THEY SCREAM, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 959 00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:09,990 Ooh, I loved that. DAVID: That was good. 960 00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:11,470 That's how you do it. 961 00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:15,960 DISTORTED MUSIC 962 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:18,390 BUZZING 963 00:47:21,850 --> 00:47:23,990 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 964 00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,910 SIMON: Wow, danger. 965 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,990 Oh, my God. I'm nervous already. 966 00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,160 CROWD WHISTLE AND CHEER 967 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:39,800 OK. 968 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,350 Hello. What's your name, please? 969 00:47:45,370 --> 00:47:47,040 My name is Andrew Basso. 970 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:49,520 I'm guessing you're Italian. ltaliano. 971 00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:53,040 CHEERING 972 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,350 I think I know what kind of act you're gonna be doing, 973 00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:57,040 but what was the moment where you thought, 974 00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,880 "You know what, going to do this?" 975 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:02,080 When I was 13, I saw a movie about Houdini, 976 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,830 and I thought, "I wanna do that." 977 00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:07,360 I'm assuming this is very, very dangerous. 978 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,470 It is. Has it ever gone wrong? 979 00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:13,910 It happened. 980 00:48:13,930 --> 00:48:15,390 But I'm still here. 981 00:48:15,410 --> 00:48:18,600 OK. Well, look, I don't think I'm gonna ask any more questions 982 00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:21,110 because I'm just dying to see what you're gonna do. 983 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,910 So good luck. Thank you very much. 984 00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:26,270 CHEERING 985 00:48:26,290 --> 00:48:28,160 INTENSE MUSIC 986 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:31,240 This is the act that Harry Houdini said 987 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:34,470 was the most dangerous and difficult. 988 00:48:34,490 --> 00:48:37,240 It represented the peak of his creation. 989 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:41,040 The water torture cell. 990 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:45,680 Being upside down... 991 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,040 Upside down?! 992 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,600 ...throws your senses. 993 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,520 The blood rushes to the head. 994 00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:55,750 And it's challenging to stay calm and lower your heart rate 995 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:59,520 when there is fear and adrenaline. 996 00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,910 Amanda, would you join me on stage? 997 00:49:02,930 --> 00:49:05,720 Oh, crikey. Thank you very much. 998 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,550 APPLAUSE 999 00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:10,960 Would you stand here for me? 1000 00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:14,910 I will escape in two minutes. 1001 00:49:14,930 --> 00:49:19,110 Any longer and I may not come out alive. 1002 00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,110 I'm risking my life. 1003 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:25,080 Oh, my God. 1004 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,030 You're going to handcuff me, both hands. 1005 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:34,960 You will restrain my ankles and I will have only one help. 1006 00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:39,080 This paperclip. 1007 00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:43,890 Please wish me good luck. 1008 00:49:43,910 --> 00:49:46,040 Good luck. Thank you. 1009 00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:48,610 APPLAUSE 1010 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,690 This is dangerous, by the way. 1011 00:49:56,940 --> 00:50:00,200 HANDCUFFS (LUCK 1012 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,920 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 1013 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:24,760 APPLAUSE 1014 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,200 MUSIC: 'Crazy' by 2WEl 1015 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:29,690 # Does that make me crazy? 1016 00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:34,890 # Does that make me crazy? 1017 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:40,200 # Does that make the crazy...? # 1018 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,200 God. 1019 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:45,330 # Possibly. # 1020 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,480 DRAMATIC MUSIC 1021 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:02,370 Oh, my God. 1022 00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:14,280 Don't try this at home. All right? 1023 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,480 CHEERING 1024 00:52:05,350 --> 00:52:07,280 One and a half minutes is a long time. 1025 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:15,730 MUSIC BUILDS 1026 00:52:18,550 --> 00:52:21,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1027 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,640 He's still got to do a lock yet. 1028 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:29,250 MUSIC PULSES 1029 00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:32,450 Two minutes! We've entered the danger zone. 1030 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:40,200 I don't think I can even watch this. 1031 00:52:52,910 --> 00:52:54,280 Don't like it. 1032 00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:05,370 MUSIC STOPS, CHEERING 1033 00:53:06,830 --> 00:53:08,970 CROWD CHATTER 1034 00:53:08,990 --> 00:53:11,560 He's run out of music. 1035 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,480 Come O“, come O“, come 0“. 1036 00:53:24,470 --> 00:53:26,920 Seriously? He's panicking. He's panicking. 1037 00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:36,720 Come on! Come on! 1038 00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:37,960 MUSIC: 'Alive' by Sia 1039 00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:40,160 # I'm still breathing... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1040 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:42,960 # I'm still breathing... # Oh, my God! 1041 00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:46,960 # I'm still breathing 1042 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:51,160 # I'm alive 1043 00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:55,360 # I'm alive 1044 00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:59,600 # I'm alive 1045 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:05,240 # I'm alive... # 1046 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,000 Thank you. 1047 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,160 Why would you wanna do that? 1048 00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:22,080 LAUGHTER 1049 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:24,240 I feel more alive right now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1050 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,290 # I'm alive... # 1051 00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:28,650 David. Well, I thought he was incredible. 1052 00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:31,490 I mean, I would have said yes and soon as you took off the robe. 1053 00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:32,720 LAUGHTER 1054 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,880 It was stunning. You're a great showman. 1055 00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:36,720 CHEERING 1056 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,330 Alesha. It's so hard to watch, 1057 00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:42,130 but I'm just so impressed by your fearlessness. 1058 00:54:42,150 --> 00:54:44,850 Well done. Incredible. Thank you very much. 1059 00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:49,290 What you did up there was dangerous, it was exciting, 1060 00:54:49,310 --> 00:54:52,650 it was brilliant to watch. Our hearts were in our mouths. 1061 00:54:52,670 --> 00:54:55,240 So congratulations for getting out alive and well done. 1062 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:58,330 Thank you. CHEERING 1063 00:54:58,350 --> 00:55:01,930 There are a tiny, tiny group of people in the world 1064 00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,650 who could do what you just did. 1065 00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:07,000 That's an audition we're never going to forget. 1066 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,540 CHEERING 1067 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,710 David, yes or no? 1068 00:55:09,730 --> 00:55:13,180 Of course I am giving you a yes. 1069 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,460 I'm saying yes. Yes from me. 1070 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,180 You have four "si"s. Thank you! 1071 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,510 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1072 00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:26,020 # I'm alive 1073 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,620 # I'm alive... # 1074 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,430 By the way, how amazing was that? 1075 00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:31,980 Fantastic! 1076 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,510 Today's been good. Thank you so much for coming. 1077 00:55:35,530 --> 00:55:40,590 # I'm alive 1078 00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:46,790 # I'm alive. # 1079 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,430 DINOSAURS ROAR 1080 00:55:51,450 --> 00:55:53,740 LAUGHTER Next! 1081 00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:56,740 Arghg Arghg 1082 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,460 SHE VOCALISES Sensational! 1083 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,710 EVIL LAUGHTER, THEY SCREAM 1084 00:56:00,730 --> 00:56:03,260 BUZZER SOUNDS Weird, even by MY standards. 1085 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,310 Let's go! Hit it! 1086 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,980 CHEERING Wow. 1087 00:56:09,090 --> 00:56:10,460 HE SCREAMS 1088 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,260 I don't know what this is, but it's brilliant. 1089 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,260 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 76093

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