All language subtitles for The Office S01E05 New Girl

The supporting cast were actors,

but sometimes it just said in
the script Man 1, Woman 1.

And we gave them all names, anyway,

just in case it popped up,
'cause we wanted that realism.

They came in every day,
they were sat in their seats,

and they'd really be typing.

And then, one thing in the script said

someone leaves a message
on his answer phone.

It was Ewen,
and he was just cracking us up.

Hello. You're through to Keith.

I will be at training all day today.

Please call me or leave a message
and I will call you tomorrow.

One of our pet hates was exposition,

where someone
walks into a room and goes,

"Jonathan, you know your sister,

"the one that went to the Gambia,
who's a doctor."

"Yeah?"

But we found out that
we could do that with Keith.

Because of his strange laconic tone,

he could remind the audience

what had happened
and what was embarrassing.

So it was funny anyway

but for people who'd forgotten...
"Oh, yeah."

- So you've resigned, then?
- Yeah.

I've just got to hand in my notice,
make it official.

You embarrassed yourself and all,
didn't you, asking Dawn out?

No, wait. I didn't ask her out.
That was...

Why does everyone think...
It was as a friend, okay?

- Right. Right.
- Just as a friend.

The scene ended with me taking a bite
into the scotch egg.

We're talking about
watching Peak Practice.

Boring, isn't it? Just staying in
watching Peak Practice with your life.

- Yeah.
- Not for me. I like it.

Yeah, I just stay...

(CREW LAUGHING)

MAN: That was so good.
That was so good.

Something would put us off or

somebody would go and one of us
would always crack and lose it.

And we just couldn't get it right.

(LAUGHING)

We got through three or four scotch eggs
and eventually,

they had to give me ones back
that had a bite taken out of them

because they didn't have enough bought
for the number of takes it took.

So, a couple of times I had to disguise
a bite that had already been taken out

and go in again.

Boring, isn't it?

Just staying in,
watching Peak Practice with your life.

- Yeah, it is.
- Not for me. I like it.

Yeah, I just stayed in, had a big wa...

(LAUGHING)

(CREW LAUGHING)

It was one of the 400,000 scenes

that we couldn't do
in under four hours.

'Cause it was just
a lot of laughing, you know.

I was the worst corpser of all.

Yeah, I mean, it's strange,
because my job

is to try and make people laugh
for my own amusement.

But sometimes that goes wrong
and I can see fear in their face.

Or I found myself funny
and I'd laugh and ruin a take.

Also, even if you've written the lines,

if they're funny, I still laugh.

What's the difference?

MAN: A dwarf is someone who has
disproportionately short arms...

I'm so sorry.

What's the difference?

- A dwarf is someone who has...
- Fucking hell!

You can't help corpsing.

You can help putting people off
and making them corpse.

But if someone finds something funny,
you know, I, um,

I celebrate that, really.

I thought I found a lump.

I examine myself regularly
and actually I don't...

It's fine but...

Terrifying. Testicular cancer.

Cancer of them old testicles.

What's that?

(LAUGHING)

MAN: Oh, God! That was a great one.

GERVAIS: We'll do it again.
WOMAN: Reset, please.

GERVAIS: We'll do it again.
MAN: Damn!

Steve came over once,
in the office, he said,

"Rick, it's like making your own TV show
isn't interesting enough for you.

"You've got to have
other things going on."

And so, you know, I do...

I multitask.

I try and get something in the can.

And I try and ruin the take
for my own amusement.

WOMAN: Action!

£9.99, pure silk,
so I had to snap it up. Okay.

He can't stand to do
the same take twice.

And so he would change something
about it every time.

WOMAN: Action.

In Wally Burton.

Two for 10 quid,
so I went, "Yes, please."

Something would have to be different

and that was the thing
that would crack you up.

WOMAN: Action.

And deaf Nobby Burton, he comes round
with a case. Two for... (LAUGHS)

MAN: Why are you making it
harder for yourself?

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'll just say, "Nobby Burton.

"He comes down with a case.

"Two for 10, I got four."

MAN: You're never going to do it.

I think sometimes
he'll improvise an idea

that will amuse him,
and that will amuse someone else,

and now Ricky thinks,
"Right. Okay, I've got them now."

And then he will just keep going.

He just thinks,
"Well, this, for my own amusement..."

Even though we're making a TV show,
the clock's ticking, we're losing money,

and we've got to get it on BBC Two.
He's thinking, "No."

That probably contributed
to making it so funny as well.

Because it was so fresh,
each one of those takes

that finally got into the series
was unique.

I'm not thinking about it, I'm doing it.

I'm leaving to go back to university

to learn about more than the price of
opti-bright laser copy paper, you know.

- 298 a gram.
- 240 a gram. Check the list.

Yeah, I thought you said
something different.

- What are you going to study?
- Psychology.

Why do you want
to be a psychiatrist for?

They're all mad themselves,
aren't they?

I want to be a psychologist.

Same difference.
All right then, Einstein.

If you're so clever,
what am I thinking about now?

You're thinking, "How could I kill
a tiger armed only with a biro?"

- No.
- No?

You're thinking,
"If I crash-land in a jungle,

"will I be able to eat my own shoes?"

- No, and you can't.
- Right. What are you thinking, Gareth?

I was just wondering,
"Will there ever be a boy born

"who can swim faster than a shark?"

(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

GARETH: All right?

Oh, midday. Are you just getting in?

No. I should be here in about an hour.

(SNIGGERS) About an hour.
You're already here. I get it.

Who am I, then, Dixon of Dock Green?

- What?
- Evening, all.

- Brilliant.
- Sorry I'm late.

Yeah. Not so worried about that,
but while you're lodging with me,

your parents have entrusted me
with their most valuable possession.

You.

Yeah? Ipso facto,

trust received,
responsibility given and taken.

Yeah?

I'm your guardian.
You stayed out all night.

Okay.
You stayed with a friend, that's fine.

I'm a little bit annoyed
at her parents for not calling me...

- His parents weren't in.
- His parents. It's a bloke, so what?

Come on. God.
Chill out, shall we, please?

You know. Girl with a friend
that happens to be a boy.

- I could stay at Dawn's.
- No, you couldn't.

I could if I got off with...
At the wrong...

Got off at the wrong bus stop.

I could, you know,
I'd be on the floor...

Yeah. We spent some time on the floor.

For a good reason...

probably.

More room.

Just go free. Come on. Jesus. You know.

- But if I did stay at Dawn's...
- Which you couldn't.

- You could stay at mine if you wanted.
- DAVID: I don't want to stay at yours.

The point is if I did stay at Dawn's,

there'd be no funny business.

There was no funny business, fine.

Apart from all the sex,
but we'll do it at your place next time

so you don't have to worry.

It wasn't anyone in the office, was it?

It was, actually.

I slept with somebody
in the office, everybody!

(LAUGHING) Show's over. All right,
good. Well done. That's fine.

Don't even... It's not that...

Oh.

Oh.

I'd let you stay at mine.

(PHONE RINGS)

Um, well, I'm getting a secretary
because I need one. So...

And the lucky contestants are...

All right?

DAWN: Oh. This is Stuart Foot.
DAVID: Hi, Stuart.

- And Karen Roper.
- Mr Brent.

I don't know a Mr Brent. David.

She'll brighten up the place, won't she?

If she gets the job. So will he.

If he gets it.
Because you're both equal.

So we're on the no foregone conclusion,
based on interview and merit.

I mean, it is up to me, ultimately,
but good luck.

You'd do well to impress me.
So, nurse, the Polaroid!

(LAUGHS) Just for, um...

Just for... Sit down.
I'm just going to take a snapshot.

Just for the files.
Just to keep on record.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Let's get that lovely smile on...

I'll come down here.

That's nice. Oh, look, the hair all...

Lovely. That looks nice.
Lovely blue eyes.

Okay. Big smile.

That was lovely. Lovely, lovely.
Just give that a minute.

We'll have a look at that.
Do one of you as well.

Good.

Good.

- We're doing Stuart first.
- Yeah. Let's get him out the way.

Come on, follow me.

Through here.

Good.

Stuart Foot.

Oh. What is that?

"Money don't make my world go round,
I'm reaching out to a higher ground."

- Is that a philosopher?
- Des'ree.

The singer?

# Money don't make my world go round

(BEATING RHYTHM ON TABLE)

# I'm reaching out to a higher ground

# To a warm and peaceful place

# l-l-l-I can rest my weary face

I don't think I...

# 'Cause we're living, we're living

# In a crazy maze #

Why do you want to work here?

Shoot.

Yeah. "The bosses" are panicking.

They're going,
"Oh, cut back, lose staff.

"That's the way forward.
That'll save us money." Will it?

Yeah?

Who's to say that hiring staff
won't save money in the long run?

Does a struggling salesman
start turning up on a bicycle?

No, he turns up in a newer car.
Perception, yeah?

They've got to trust me.
I'm taking these guys into battle, yeah?

And I'm doing me own stapling.

A sergeant major spends all his time
training his men to be killers.

He doesn't polish his own boots.

He probably does polish his own boots,

but, you know, that doesn't mean...

It doesn't mean
I have to do my own filing.

Hi. Are you ready
to see Karen Roper now?

Yeah.

KAREN: Thank you.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Let's get you sat down.
- Okay.

No. I've got one over here ready.

(DAVID SIGHS)

Good. Pop it down.

Good. Right.

The interview.

Let's see

what we've got here. Hmm.

Karen Roper.

Curriculum vitae. Mmm.

Just looking at this. Checking it out.

Good. Tell me about yourself.

Um, well, I did GCSEs
and A-levels and...

Too boring. Tell me about yourself.

Okay. Well, I'm quite into
films and music.

Yeah?

Des'ree?

- I don't really know...
- Oh, yeah. Let's put that down there.

Last year, I took a year out
and I went travelling, exploring...

Exploring yourself.

And Asia.

- Just with your boyfriend?
- No, I was on my own.

Good, by yourself,
just out there. Free.

Getting what you can while you're young.

I don't know when...

You've charmed me, yeah?
You've got the job.

Think of a decision, I make it. Good.

Work out your notice
with the place you're at now

and we'll put you on
a month's probation.

- But that's just to see if we...
- Okay.

Yeah? Good. Good.

Out tonight celebrating, I suppose?

Um, yeah. Going to...
Do you know the Chasers?

Oh, I don't believe it.

If you see three debauched drunkards
in the corner, keep away from us!

No, come over.
The drinks will be on me. In me!

What time are you going to
cruise down there?

It's not definite that we're going...

No, come down. Come down.
Definitely. What's your tipple?

- Um, vodka and Coke.
- Me, lager.

Finchy, lager.
Gareth, lager, sometimes cider. So...

Different drinks for different needs.

Yeah.

Good. Well done. Well done again.

- Congratulations.
- Okay. Thank you.

New secretary. Good.

Efficient.

- So you've resigned, then?
- Yeah.

I've just got to hand in my notice,
make it official.

You embarrassed yourself and all,
didn't you, asking Dawn out?

No, wait. I didn't ask her out.
That was...

Why does everyone think...
It was as a friend, okay?

- Right. Right.
- Just as a friend.

Hi, Donna. How's it going?
Settling in? Mind if I...

(CHUCKLES)

Who left that there?

Um...

Yeah. There's going to be a Health and
Safety seminar a little bit later on,

which I'd like you to attend.

- Right.
- Compulsory, I'm afraid.

But that's not to say it won't be fun.

You know, I like to inject my own
sense of fun into the proceedings.

So, 2:00 in the meeting room,
all right?

See you there.

(KEITH EXHALES)

Just looking at the booklet
at the moment?

Yeah.

What did you watch on telly last night?

I didn't watch telly, I watched a video.

- I watched that Peak Practice.
- Yeah, I've never seen it.

- Bloody repeat.
- Yeah. That's annoying, isn't it?

Not for me. I hadn't seen it.

Boring, isn't it? Just staying in,
watching Peak Practice with your life.

- Mmm, yeah.
- Not for me. I like it.

Yeah. I just stayed in, had a big wank.

- That should be enough, shouldn't it?
- Yeah. Fine.

- The information's elsewhere.
- He won't read it.

(KAREN LAUGHS)

Despite having done it twice.

I'll have to get my P45
from my other job.

DAWN: Okay.

Brent, just Roper to beat!

I bloody love football, don't I?

(RINGS BELL) Service, barman.

Lager, vodka and Coke. Gave her the gig.

Oh, God! The dreaded form.

Does it say on there whether
you're married or single?

It doesn't matter. Whatever.

Bring your boyfriend
down tonight if you want.

- I don't have a boyfriend.
- Whatever.

- Oh, sorry! Sorry.
- Oh!

That is a man's game.
That is... That is... Yeah.

- I can't see.
- Accidental.

- DAWN: Let me look.
- Sorry.

That's why they shouldn't get
involved, really.

Oh, God!

- Hi.
- Hello. All right?

- Yeah. I was just...
- I've got to go in a sec. So...

- No. I can eat here?
- Of course, you can.

So we should go for that drink.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

- You, me and Lee.
- Yeah, the three of us.

I can probably get someone
to come along, so...

Good.

- Uh, in the next few weeks?
- Definitely. Of course.

- Right, I'll just check with Lee.
- Yeah, absolutely. Of course.

- Gareth.
- All right?

Gareteo. How are you, mate?

Nothing. Good to see you.

(TIM CLEARS THROAT)

You weren't trying to get off with her,
were you?

Okay. Welcome to Wernham Hogg
Health and Safety Training

with Gareth Keenan. Okay?

That's me. Pleased to meet you.

There are many hidden dangers
in the workspace,

and today we're going to find out
what those dangers are

together, all right?

Starting off with your workstation.

Now, I want you to imagine
that this is a mug of hot coffee.

It's not, okay,

because that would be dangerous
even in a training situation.

What we're going to do is play
a little fun game that I've made up.

All right? I like to have a bit of fun
when I'm teaching people.

In fact, I like to have a laugh
most of the time, in and out of work.

In fact, there's a few of us
going out tonight...

Shall we crack on?

Good. Keen. Excellent. All right.

Now, watch where I place this mug

in order to simulate where someone
might put a mug in real life.

What I want you to do is shout out,
and shout, mind, "safe" or "dangerous".

All right? Think you can manage that?

Okay. Let's go.

Dangerous.

Dangerous.

- So, what have we learnt there?
- Don't pour coffee over the computer?

Any fluids. Right? Good.

First-class, Dawn.

- You all right?
- Eh?

- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah. Fine, thanks.

Have you had a good morning
or a bad morning?

A bit of a... (LAUGHS)
Oh, God, a bit of a mad morning.

- Never mind.
- See you later.

Okay.

Basically, there's a correct way
and an incorrect way to lift stuff.

All right? This is the incorrect way.

Okay? Incorrect.

The correct way, two things to remember.

First of all, keep your back
nice and straight. Straight back.

- And then...
- And bend your knees.

You got to keep your back straight
and bend your knees. All right?

Very important.

- Do you want to try that with me?
- I'm fine.

Well, I'm supposed to witness you do it
so I can tick the box. So...

Just do it with me a couple of times.

All right? So, nice straight back,
bend your knees...

Up. That's it.

Down again.
Same on the way down as on the way up.

Down again.

Good. One more time.

Nice, straight back. That's it.

That's it. Great.

One more time. That's it.
So, you got that?

I'll practise it at home.

Excellent. Good. Well done.

If there's any questions
you want to ask,

or if you want to talk about
anything at all, just come and see...

I know you've, um...

- I know you slept with...
- Are we done, then?

- You made a mistake, that's fine.
- I haven't made a mistake.

I was just checking whether you're going
to be sleeping with him again or no.

- Spreading it around...
- Right. Bye.

Good. Good.

Yeah.

Excellent pupil. Fast learner.

She won't be spilling any fluids
or lifting things incorrectly.

A, I'm going to give her.

A.

(TAPPING KEYBOARD)

Hi, Gareth. Quick question, mate.

I've got these invoices to file
and I don't know...

(CONTINUES TYPING)

- Yes?
- Where do I file these?

- I don't know.
- Excellent. Thanks.

Who am I?

(LAUGHS) I don't know.

Indiana Jones.

(CONTINUE TALKING, INDISTINCT)

GARETH: It's not as if she's
your daughter or anything.

No. But, that's not the point.
It's the principle.

It was about respect.

Yeah. Showing a bit of respect.

And while she's under my roof,
she will obey my laws. So...

Showing respect by obeying the law.

- She's legal, though.
- What?

When cherries are red,
they're ready for plucking,

- when girls are 16, they're ready for...
- Gareth.

- You heard that one, then.
- Well...

So, are you going to fire the person
she shag... slept with?

It's a free country.
I can't do anything about it. So...

So, you won't fire them, as such?

I won't look on him favourably,
let's put it that way.

Or her. Or her. It could be a girl.

She's not a lesbian, Gareth.

I think I'd know if a woman
living under my roof

liked to roll around with other women.

Gareth? Don't you?

Yep. Most probably.

- Spoke to you at 5:00, yeah?
- DAVID: Yeah.

Get the call at 6:00 from the lads,

drinks at 8:00 in the Chasers.

- Spare bird going.
- Not for long!

So I get there, she's aged 19.
Ferrari chassis,

fantastic-sized shelves
and legs up to her arse.

Muchos tequilas later,
I'm in a cab with her.

- Not only that...
- Oh, dear.

...but me mate's bird wants to get
a lift with me and this nympho.

DAVID: Oh, God, Finchy!

So there I am, back of the cab,

both of them got their laughing gear

round the old single-barrel
pump-action yogurt rifle, yeah?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- His knob.
- FINCH: So, back to mine,

two hours sleep, yeah?

Today, I bump into the mate
whose bird I've done.

- Ooh!
- Sold him two tonne of high white wove.

And he says to me, he says,
"Hey, you look knackered."

And I'm thinking, "Yeah.

"And you looks like you've had
a Pot Noodle and a wank, mate."

- And you said that to him?
- Unbelievable.

FINCH: I shit you not. I'm seeing
both of them tomorrow night.

Coming out tonight still, though?
Wednesday night razz?

Definitely.

You coming, jobless?

Yeah. If only for the conversation.

- Oh. Pot Noodle and a wank!
- The best wank.

TIM: I don't know
where we're going tonight.

Obviously, Finchy's a sophisticated guy

and Gareth's a culture vulture.

So, will it be opera, ballet?
I don't know.

I know the RSC's in town, so...

No, having said that, at Chasers
it's a Hooch for a pound

and Wonderbras-get-in-free
night tonight, so...

I don't know. I don't know who'll win.
It's exciting. I'm staying out of it.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Garçon!

- Who wants a Finch pinch?
- What?

Chris Finch, good to meet you. This is
my very good friend Sir David Brent.

Hiya.

Joking. The only knighthood
he's got is a condom.

Knight hood.

- Condom, sheath.
- I'm saying the joke worked. Good.

Condoms come in all different flavours
now, don't they?

Like strawberry and curry and that.
Do you like curry?

FINCH: Well, what are your names?

I'm Lorna. This is Lindsey and Heather.

DAVID: Hi, pleased to meet you.
FINCH: Hi, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Pleased to meet you.

And very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet all of you. Anyone's fine.

(SPINNING AROUND
BY KYLIE MINOGUE PLAYING)

Nice shirt.

Cheers. Ciro Citterio.

While you're down there, love.

(LAUGHS)

Well, you know what they say,
"One up the bum, no harm done."

- You never heard that before?
- Yeah.

Christ, that'll do.

Hey, if you're looking for a seat, love,
you can sit on my face!

Not her, don't, please.

She's staying with me.
Her dad'll kill me.

- Leave it.
- God, you lucky bastard.

That chair's a bit soft
do you want something hard here?

Don't. Do it to other girls.
That's fine. Please, just...

GARETH: Yeah, we go there
every Wednesday night

and it's a fun place,

but it's full of loose women.

And my only problem with that
is venereal disease,

which is disabilitating.

Especially for a soldier.

And it's irresponsible to the rest of
your unit as well, all right?

You've been under attack for days,

there's a soldier down,
he's wounded, gangrene's setting in.

"Who's used all the penicillin?"

"Oh, Mark Paxton, sir.
He's got knob rot off some tart."

(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)

Coming through.

(HUMMING)

(MOCK GROWLS)

(LAUGHS)

Don't worry. I haven't got any balls.

Vodka and Coke. Remembered.

What am I drinking?

- Lager?
- Pint thereof.

They're coming up to me,
one at a time, and they're going,

"Oh, will we be made redundant, David?"

And I'm going, "No. Over my dead body."

And they're going, "Don't put your neck
on the line for us."

I'm going "I will if I want to."
Because, well,

they bend over backwards for me,
you know,

and not because they're scared of me,

but because they love me
and I love them. You know?

You'll grow to love me as well...

Not... Because of what I am,
not anything sexual.

- David, David, David.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, what bike you got?

- A Matchless 500.
- What's that, a Harley-Davidson?

- I love all that.
- Leave it.

I'm not... Trying to get you out of it.

TIM: Slough's nightlife is incredible.

It's got two nightclubs.
You've got Chasers

and New York, New York.

And they call it
"The nightclub that never sleeps".

That closes at 1:00. Mmm.

There is... There was... Oh, my God.

A themed nightclub
called Henry VIII's, right?

This was incredible.
It had the Ann Boleyn Alley.

This is true.

As you went into the loo, there was
a sign that said "Mind Your Head." Nice.

And underneath someone had written
"Don't get your Hampton Court."

Hmm-hmm!

Yeah. It's not there any more.

But there is not a day that goes by
that I don't think about it.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Who are you?

Oh, have you not met me husband Paul?

Husband?

Paul, is it all right
if Gareth comes back with us?

- Fine.
- Husband?

No way, I don't... No.
Not interested. No.

I'm not having another fella involved.
Another girl, maybe, not another bloke.

I wouldn't even want him watching.

No. No way.

(TAINTED LOVE BY SOFT CELL PLAYING)

DONNA: Hi.

- Hey. All right, mate?
- Good to see you, all right, yeah.

- So now you know.
- DAVID: Yeah, brilliant.

What? You got a problem with Ricky?

No. Sleep with everyone in the office.

He's not even a permanent
member of staff.

I'd have preferred it
if you slept with Gareth.

Wouldn't happen.

Oh, why?
'Cause he didn't go to university?

No, because he's
a little weasel-faced arse.

Yeah, you could do worse than Gareth.

He hasn't missed one day
in this office from ill health.

And don't call my second-in-command
an arse-faced weasel.

- A weasel-faced arse.
- Same thing.

Well, no, it's not. Would you rather
have a face like an arse

or a face like a weasel?

A weasel, probably?

Anyway, fuck this.
Don't tell me who I can and can't see.

I hope you're not going to
sleep with a woman, David,

'cause obviously you find sex
so disgusting.

Chance would be a fine thing.
He couldn't pull in a brothel.

I could and I have!

And yes, I will take her home
with me if I want.

- I don't want to come home with you.
- She doesn't want to come home with me.

I don't want you to come home with me.
That's a waste of an hour.

So the only reason you've been talking
to me is because you want to shag me?

Yeah, and from behind,
because your breath stinks of onions.

And I didn't tell you that, did I?

FINCH: Whoo! One up the bum,
no harm done.

No. Not up the arse.

DAVID: This is the poem Slough
by Sir John Betjeman.

Probably never been here in his life.

"Come friendly bombs
and fall on Slough!

"It isn't fit for humans now."

Right, I don't think you solve
town planning problems

by dropping bombs all over the place,
so he's embarrassed himself there. Next.

Um..."In labour-saving homes, with care

"Their wives frizz out peroxide hair

"And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails. "

They want to look nice.

Why's he got a...
Doesn't he like girls?

"And talk of sports and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars

"And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead. "

What's he on about?
What, so he never burped?

- Where are we going?
- You just...

TIM: What do you mean?
I'm going home, mate.

- No, one more drink. Don't be a poof.
- No, I'm going home.

- Come on, one more drink.
- David...

- One more drink.
- David...

- # Life, oh, life
- Shut up. Shut up.

# Oh, life, oh, life #

TIM: Don't do that.
DAVID: It's my favourite.

DAVID: "Come, friendly bombs
and fall on Slough

"To get it ready for the plough.

"The cabbages are coming now,
the earth exhales."

He's the only cabbage round here.

Ricky phoned me up and described
this scene that he had just written

about how Gareth leaves
in a motorbike and sidecar

with these couple of swingers
and just this look to the camera.

I don't like to think
what actually happened

when he got back to the place. I hope...

I like to think that
maybe he bailed out,

he didn't actually get involved.

And they made him a knight of the realm.

Overrated.