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Oh, this looks so good.
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I am starving.
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Oh, Rae!
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Rae... Do you see what I see?
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Ahh... ahh-ahh. I see
that I am not eating.
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Rae, but look, over there.
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Look, talking to your dad.
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Oh, man, that's Rodney rivers,
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the morning DJ on KFOO.
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Hey, dad,
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what is Rodney
rivers doing here?
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Oh, he's hosting a
new teen dating show,
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and they're going to
shoot part of the show
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here at the chill grill.
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Oh, man, another
cheesy dating show?
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What is this one about?
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4 girls compete for
a date with one guy.
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I don't even know why people
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would want to embarrass
themselves like that.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, San Francisco!
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It's your very own teen
dating show,termidate.
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So join me, Rodney
rivers, live tomorrow night
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to find out who will
win a dream date
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with our hunky heartthrob Chad.
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Will it be crystal?
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Claudia?
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Chelsea?
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Or Raven?
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah, go, Rae ♪
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♪ but it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no, take it
to the bridge now ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪
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♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪
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♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪
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♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ all right, keep it going ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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captioning made possible
by abc cable networks group
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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♪ yep, that's me ♪
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Oh, my gosh.
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Would you guys look at all
these cameras and lights?
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How do I look?
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You look great, Eddie,
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but, um, hey, you're
not on the show. We are.
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Whatever, Rae.
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This is my big chance
to break into show biz.
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Ok now, I'm going to
go make my big move.
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And so all the kids on the
show can wear these really cool
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chill grill t-shirts.
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No.
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Excuse me, Mr. Rivers.
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Can I holler at
you for a minute?
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Holler, yes. Touch, no.
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Yeah, well, I'm Eddie Thomas
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and I've always dreamed
of being in show business.
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Well, son, I'm about to
make your dream come true.
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Really?
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It's just that easy?
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Yep, so why don't we celebrate?
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How about a cup of
coffee and a doughnut?
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My big break... And a doughnut?
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Actually, it's for me.
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Everything you do from now on,
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will be for me.
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It's called working... For me.
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Oh, oh... I got you. Yeah, man.
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I mean, everybody got
to start from somewhere.
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I mean today,
doughnuts; Tomorrow...
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Bagels.
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Make sure they're fresh, kid.
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Chelsea, look.
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There is our competition.
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Crystal and Claudia.
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Rae, it's not about competition.
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Come on... If we're going
to play this game, Rae,
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let's take the high road, ok?
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Hello, losers.
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Oh, that is it! You
are going down!
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Hey there!
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Calm it down, calm it
down, calm it down. Chelsea.
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The high road, the
high one up there.
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I'm sorry, Rae, but
I'm taking a detour.
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No.
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What is Chelsea really like?
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Chelsea is such a loser.
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And that's coming from my heart.
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Chels... Um, hey, girl...
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What if it's not
such a good idea
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if we go on the show?
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Rae, come on, you
said you were into this.
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But, Chels, listen:
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What if one of us gets caught up
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and says mean stuff
about the other one?
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Oh, I get it.
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Just 'cause I get a little
competitive sometimes, Rae,
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don't worry, ok,
'cause I would never,
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ever say anything
bad about you, ok?
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Ok, you silly.
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You're crazy.
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Yeah.
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You're not the one
I'm worried about.
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Look at me, I'm
in show business.
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Slow your roll, Mr. Hollywood.
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I have a problem.
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I just had a vision
that I was on the show
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and I got really ugly.
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Well, we got makeup
people for that, Rae.
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No, Eddie.
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It wasn't about how I looked.
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It was about I said.
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I turned on Chelsea
and called her a loser.
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Then don't call
her a loser, Rae.
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You're right.
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I have to stay positive.
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I have to take the high
road and watch what I say
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so I don't say anything
mean about Chelsea
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that will ruin our friendship.
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Thanks, Eddie.
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Yeah, whatever, just
don't call her a loser.
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Honey... hurry up.
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We're going to be
late for the wedding.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Cory, is Mrs. Wilson here yet?
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No... and I don't need
a baby-sitter anyway.
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I'm not a baby.
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All y'all doing is
paying for somebody
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to watch me watch TV.
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Cory, we just don't think
you're ready to stay home alone.
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Am too, am too, am too!
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And that's how I used to act
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before I was old enough
to stay home alone.
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Give it up, Cory.
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Fine.
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Treat me like a baby.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Wilson.
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You can't make it?
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All right!
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I mean, get well soon.
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Oh, no, no, don't
worry. I'll tell them.
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Tell us what?
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Oh, that was Mrs. Wilson.
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She's, uh, stuck in traffic.
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Yeah, she'll be here in
5 minutes. Don't worry.
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Son, are you going to be ok
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by yourself until she gets here?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't worry about
me, dad, I'll be fine.
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Well, we have our
cell phones with us.
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Don't open the door for
anybody but Mrs. Wilson.
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I got it, I got it.
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You kids have fun now, you hear?
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All right.
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The whole house to myself.
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It's time for San Francisco's
hottest new teen dating game...
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Termidate!
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Where our 4 lovely
young ladies...
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will compete for a dream date
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with our hot and hunky
handsome heartthrob...
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now, remember, only one of
these girls will end up with Chad.
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The others will
be... Termidated!
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Fabulous.
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I just want to say
a couple of words
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about my friend Chelsea...
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What are you doing?
Sit down. No, no.
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You'll have plenty of
time to trash talk later.
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No, I don't want
to trash talk her.
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I just want to say
how wonderful...
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Go ahead, relax there.
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And we'll get on
with the show. Ok!
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Now, yesterday, the ladies had a chance
to impress Chad in a San Francisco
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hot spot, the chill grill.
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Take a look.
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Hey, dance with me, Chad.
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No, dance with me, Chad.
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No, dance with me.
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What are you doing?
Get out of here!
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I hope that ain't
that girl's real hair.
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That would be jacked.
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Hello, ladies.
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All right, now it's
time for 2 of these
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lovely young ladies
to be termidated.
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So, Chad, come on
up here and tell us,
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who's it going to be?
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Well, Rodney,
they're all awesome,
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but I'm going to
have to termidate...
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Claudia and crystal.
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Oh, yes!
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In your faces!
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Claudia, that means
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you're going to have to
take the walk of shame.
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Ladies?
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Yeah, well, he ain't
tall that anyway.
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Ok, looks like we're
down to our 2 finalists,
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Chelsea and Raven,
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who just happen to
be the best of friends.
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Yes, actually, we
met in kindergarten.
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Actually, Raven used
to bring me things
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and see if I would eat them.
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And you know what, Chels?
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You always did.
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I sure did.
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Isn't that heartwarming?
So, Chelsea, why don't you
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step backstage to
our soundproof room
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and give us a chance
to talk to Raven alone.
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Ok.
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Bye, Chels.
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Bye, sweetie.
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All right, Raven.
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Why don't we take a look
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at what Chelsea had to say
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about you yesterday
at the chill grill?
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Ok. Take a look.
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I don't know why any
boy would pick Raven.
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She's a backstabber.
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Ooh!
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A backstabber?
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Ooh, that's cold.
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After I tried so hard
to take the high road
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and keep my vision from...
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Keep... keep my vision, um...
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Keep my vision good.
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Because everyone needs
to keep your vision good
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so you can see stuff.
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That's why I
read in the light...
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Ok, why don't you finish
your babbling backstage
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and we'll bring
Chelsea back out?
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All right. Chelsea?
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Hi. Hi there.
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Come on in and have a seat.
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All right, Chelsea.
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Now, why don't we take a look
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at what your best friend Raven
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had to say about you yesterday?
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Take a look.
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What is Chelsea really like?
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Chelsea is such a loser.
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And that's coming from my heart.
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What?
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How could she say that?
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Yeah, I told her not to say it.
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I told her twice.
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So it's going to
be like that now?
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Well, I guess it does.
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And you call me competitive?
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Oh, girl, you have not
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00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:21,899
seen competitiveness-ness.
263
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,299
Well, then, bring it.
264
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,599
Ding dong. Delivery for Chels.
265
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,867
It's brought! Oh, it's brought!
266
00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,000
Oh, don't go away,
267
00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:34,999
because when we come
back, our 2 best friends,
268
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,766
or should I say ex-best friends,
269
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:39,466
are going to battle it out
in the challenge round
270
00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:43,232
when we come back to termidate.
271
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,200
Don't go anywhere.
272
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:54,566
All right, we're back with
our 2 remaining termidaters,
273
00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:55,966
Chelsea and Raven.
274
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,232
Ladies, you ready to play?
275
00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:59,766
Oh, oh, I'm ready,
but I ain't playing.
276
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:04,099
Yeah, well, I'm playing,
but I'm not ready.
277
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,199
What?
278
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,100
Well, you'd better get ready
279
00:11:06,101 --> 00:11:08,099
because it's time for
our challenge round
280
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,866
where our 2 contestants
will battle it out
281
00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:12,599
to win Chad's heart.
282
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,500
Ready, Chad? Let's do it.
283
00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:17,834
Let's bring out our
termidate challenge wheel!
284
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,099
Thank you.
285
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,366
All right, Chad.
You ready to do this?
286
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:29,499
Do it, Rodney.
287
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500
All right.
288
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,033
All right, come on down, ladies,
289
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,499
because you're about to
face one of these challenges.
290
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500
Or, if you're lucky,
291
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:40,600
you might walk away
with one... Million... Dollars.
292
00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:43,934
Chad, let's do it.
293
00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:50,867
It's so exciting.
294
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,899
Yes! Yes!
295
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,100
Yeah! Yeah!
296
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,099
Oh! That was so close.
297
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:10,133
Ladies, welcome
to the stone age.
298
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,132
Don't go away,
because we'll be back
299
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:22,600
with our 2 battling
cave girls right after this.
300
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,399
Coffee!
301
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,833
Hey! Right away.
Coming. Whoa, whoa.
302
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:28,300
Easy.
303
00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:32,733
Hey, so, uh, as one guy
in show biz to another,
304
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:33,999
how did you get
Raven and Chelsea
305
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,833
to bad-mouth
each other like that?
306
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:36,400
It's easy.
307
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:39,699
I film them saying nice
things, I take out the nice.
308
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,766
Are you allowed to do that?
309
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,499
Hey, it's reality TV, kid.
310
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,100
What do you think, it's real?
311
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,833
Where's my powdered doughnut?
312
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,833
Oh, uh... I'll
get right on that.
313
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,199
Don't even worry about that.
314
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,499
You do that.
315
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,100
Ok.
316
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:04,999
This is the life.
317
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,967
No parents, no baby-sitters...
318
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:10,100
No pants!
319
00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:12,733
And now back to
tonight's feature
320
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,499
on too scary for
children theater:
321
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:19,200
Eye of the zombie ii.
322
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,032
I've got my eye on you.
323
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,667
Here, let me get it off.
324
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,233
Oh, man.
325
00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,933
Cory!
326
00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:48,199
It knows my name.
327
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,767
Cory!
328
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,767
Cory!
329
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,400
It's the eye of the zombie!
330
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:09,934
Cory!
331
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:17,400
Where did I put that spare key?
332
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,834
No one-eyed zombie
is going to get me.
333
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,834
Gotcha!
334
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,999
Cory, what are you doing?
335
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,667
Uh... practicing my backhand.
336
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,866
And my tackling.
337
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:46,999
What are you doing home?
338
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,966
I left my purse
and my... my keys
339
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,699
and the wedding present.
340
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,500
Wait a minute.
341
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,099
I'll ask the questions
around here.
342
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,232
Where is Mrs. Wilson?
343
00:14:55,233 --> 00:15:00,500
Oh. Ms. Wilson, you
can come out now!
344
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,866
You must have scared her off.
345
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:08,699
Ok, Cory, I'm going to take
a wild guess and say that
346
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,766
Mrs. Wilson never showed up.
347
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,800
You're good, mama.
348
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,766
And did you know
she wasn't coming?
349
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:18,600
Yeah.
350
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,733
She called and
said she was sick.
351
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:21,933
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
352
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:24,399
I thought it might be
fun to stay home alone,
353
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,132
but I hated it.
354
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:30,133
Did you say hate or ate?
355
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,000
Am I in trouble?
356
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,799
Oh... Yeah.
357
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,232
Ok, but we'll discuss your
punishment after the wedding.
358
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,566
Go get your good suit on.
359
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,367
I'm going?
360
00:15:44,368 --> 00:15:45,499
You want to stay home alone?
361
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,567
I'll be right back. Just... Ok.
362
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,933
Welcome back to termidate,
363
00:15:53,934 --> 00:15:56,499
and it's time for our challenge.
364
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,500
So, let's say hello to our
stone age cuties, Raven...
365
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,800
and Chelsea.
366
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,899
You know what,
you're the backstabber.
367
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,099
What? Rae, where is
that even coming from?
368
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,899
Girl, do not play dumb with me.
369
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,399
I'm not playing.
370
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,899
I'll say no more.
371
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,933
All right, let's save
the hostility, ladies,
372
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,099
because you're going to need it
373
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,599
for this stone age challenge.
374
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,099
Because we're going to have
ourselves an old-fashioned
375
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,499
egg-eating contest.
376
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,032
We're going to do what?
377
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,299
But not just any eggs, uh-uh.
378
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,567
Dinosaur eggs!
379
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,566
That's right, Chad loves a girl
380
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,599
with a big appetite.
381
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,899
It's true, ladies.
382
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,099
You a freak, ain't you?
383
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,499
Hey, I got to talk
to both of y'all.
384
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,499
Can we get a
different stagehand?
385
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,866
Watch your hands, man.
386
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,899
All right, ladies, you ready?
387
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,100
Ok.
388
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,499
Now, whoever eats
her egg the fastest
389
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,099
not only wins this challenge,
390
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,833
but they win the
dream date with Chad.
391
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:05,099
Unless, of course, one of
you wants to back out now.
392
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:05,667
No way.
393
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,399
Uh-uh, let's do this. I'm ready.
394
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,699
All right.
395
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,933
Hands behind your back.
396
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,033
Chadster.
397
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,000
Ready, set, eat!
398
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:25,700
Let's do it! Let's go, let's go!
399
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,400
It's going to go
down to the wire.
400
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,934
Come on, ladies, come on.
401
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,867
Oh, and the winner is...
402
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,366
It's a tie!
403
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:48,966
We're going to have
to go to our tiebreaker!
404
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,100
Which is what?
405
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:56,032
And remember, girls,
whoever holds on the longest
406
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,399
gets to hold on to Chad.
407
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,599
I'm never giving up.
408
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,399
Yeah, well, I'm never
giving up longer.
409
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,499
And whoever can't hold on
410
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,099
takes a dip in our tar pit
411
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,833
and gets... Termidated!
412
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:14,899
Please. I can stay up
on this thing forever.
413
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,600
Right hand!
414
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,500
Left hand!
415
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:26,399
Huh. Hey, bet you
can't do no hands.
416
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,200
Oh, please. I...
417
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:30,199
Oh, no. I'm not
falling for that one, ok?
418
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,100
You know what I don't get?
419
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,599
Why did you have to
trash-talk me on TV?
420
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,499
Rae, I did not trash-talk you.
421
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,766
You trash-talked me.
You called me a loser.
422
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,399
What? I never said that.
423
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,500
That only happened in my...
424
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:48,967
You know, that thing I
can't talk about on television.
425
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,099
Ok, if you're trying to
confuse me or something,
426
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,100
it's not going to work.
427
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:55,900
Ok, I'm a rock, man!
428
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,766
Oh, no, she didn't.
429
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,567
That's right.
430
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,132
"Raven and Chelsea.
Nice version."
431
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:15,499
You're... Going... down.
432
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,667
I'm... I'm... I'm staying up.
433
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,232
What is Chelsea really like?
434
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,399
Chelsea is such a good friend,
435
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,199
I would never want to lose her.
436
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,999
And that's coming from my heart.
437
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,099
What?
438
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,100
You said that?
439
00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:34,466
Oh, man, it sounds
so much better
440
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,232
with all those other
words in there.
441
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,466
Who played that tape?
442
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,766
First rule in show business:
443
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:43,700
Never leave your tapes
by the doughnut table, ok?
444
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,499
I don't know why any
boy wouldn't pick Raven.
445
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:50,299
She's a fantastic friend
and not a backstabber.
446
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,699
Oh, Chels, that's so sweet.
447
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,199
You know what, Chels?
448
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,000
What?
449
00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,366
They messed with our tapes.
450
00:19:58,367 --> 00:19:59,799
I can't even believe
that I would think
451
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,499
that you would say all
those mean things about me.
452
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,299
Yeah, I got
caught up, too, girl.
453
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,699
I'm sorry.
454
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,099
Aw, me, too.
455
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,100
Hug? Hug.
456
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,132
You know what's amazing?
457
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,000
Huh?
458
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,199
You have a lot of
upper body strength.
459
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
Thanks, Chels.
460
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,200
You're welcome.
461
00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:25,599
I work out. You work out?
462
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,300
Yeah. I do,
463
00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:27,566
it's very important.
Very important.
464
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:28,699
You see that?
465
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,866
You cannot tear us apart.
466
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:33,933
Yeah, yeah, you cannot mess
up our friendship over a boy.
467
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,466
Yeah, no matter how cute...
468
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,200
Yeah, or adorable...
469
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,567
or fun he may be.
470
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,666
We quit.
471
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,199
You can't do that. Why not?
472
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,399
Because someone has to fall
473
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,399
into this very
expensive tar pit.
474
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,567
Zap 'em!
475
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,199
Just kidding.
476
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,733
Gets them every time.
477
00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:56,232
Well, that's our
show for tonight.
478
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:56,867
Tune in next week
479
00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:59,399
when we'll try to work
out the kinks in our game
480
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,232
and hopefully find 4 new ladies
481
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:03,566
who don't have that kind
of upper body strength.
482
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:06,000
Until then, I'm Rodney...
483
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,799
Oh! Oh! Oh!
484
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,766
Sorry, Rodney!
485
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:16,733
You've just been... Termidated!
486
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,299
Good night, everybody.
487
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,766
Thanks for watching!
488
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,466
Good night.
489
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:22,467
Bye!
490
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,399
Yo. The whole school is talking.
491
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,199
Everybody saw
y'all on TV yesterday.
492
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,299
Ooh! Did they
think we were cool?
493
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,733
Didn't you hear me, Rae?
494
00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:35,400
They all saw you.
495
00:21:35,401 --> 00:21:38,999
Can you even believe
how competitive we got?
496
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,032
I know, I know, but I could
have held on to that bar
497
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,933
for, like, another 5 minutes.
498
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,399
Yeah, I could have done
499
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,132
at least another,
I don't know, 10.
500
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,099
Yeah, 15.20.
501
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,834
You think so? I know so.
502
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,400
Then bring it.
503
00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:01,499
Look, y'all, I've got homework.
504
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,500
I'll holler at y'all.
505
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,032
Tired?
506
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,232
No.
507
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:09,699
You?
508
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,299
No. No, I'm good.
509
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,999
Good.
510
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,967
Oh!
511
00:22:13,968 --> 00:22:16,399
I'm... great.
512
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,133
I'm better.
513
00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:21,400
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514
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