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Morning.
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Ah, Valentine's day's coming up
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and Rae made daddy a
big old Valentine's card.
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Sorry, daddy, it's for Devon.
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Um, he's visiting
his grandma in L.A.
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And, you know, I just
wanted to send him a little card
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to remind him of moi.
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♪ Miss you, wanna kiss you ♪
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♪ miss you, wanna kiss you,
miss you, wanna kiss you ♪
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♪ miss you, wanna kiss you ♪
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♪ miss you, wanna
kiss you, miss you... ♪
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Oh yeah, that'll
remind him of you.
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A big old head that
won't stop talking.
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So how about you, Corey?
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You got a Valentine?
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Oh, yeah.
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A new girl in school.
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Danielle.
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Oh, that is beautiful, Corey.
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Danielle?
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You know, I think
that's French for
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"girl you better run
before it's too late."
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Nobody wants to be my Valentine.
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Corey, have you actually
talked to Danielle yet?
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No, I've been waiting
to make my move.
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And today's moving day.
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Hey, Corey...
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Now, I know this may
sound a little weird,
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but I want you to have a
good Valentine's day, okay?
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Why?
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'Cause I know a little
something-something about romance
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and I want to
help a brother out.
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Why? Why?
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Listen, all I'm saying is
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when you talk to
Danielle, don't mess up.
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Think about what you're
going to say before you say it.
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Don't worry about me.
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I know how to
talk to the ladies.
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Oh, hi, Corey.
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Hmm... hmm...
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Hmm... hmm... hmm... hmm...
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Okay. Nice talking to you.
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Raven!
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪
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♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪
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♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪
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♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ all right, keep it going ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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♪ That's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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Rae, come on, couldn't
you have just sent him
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a long e-mail or something?
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Please, girl, where is
your sense of romance?
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Gee, I don't know, Rae...
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I think I sweated it all
out on the way up here.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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It's Curtis! It's Curtis!
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Yes! Yes!
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Hello, Curtis. Hi.
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Shh.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Bye.
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Well, that stinks.
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Curtis just asked me out.
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Oh, yeah, Chelse,
it's a real bummer
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when a guy I like asks me out.
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Well, come on, you know
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I can't date anyone
unless my parents
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check him out first,
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and they're away on
their second honeymoon.
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Why couldn't they just
get it right the first time?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you let my
parents step in for yours.
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They'll check out Curtis,
give your parents a thumbs up
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and someone's getting
a slice of cutie pie.
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Oh, is it me? Is it
me? 'Cause I love pie.
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You ruined my life.
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Then my work here is done.
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You told me not to
mess up with Danielle.
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So I'm thinking, "don't mess
up, don't mess up, don't mess up."
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And guess what happened?
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You messed up.
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Oh, no, that's probably not it.
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That's too obvious.
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Of course I messed up.
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Corey, listen, it's not too late
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to turn it around with Danielle.
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I'm not listening to you.
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You are a love jinx.
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What happened?
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Threw little homey's
game down the drain?
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It was an accidental
game drain, thank you.
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I had a vision that Corey
didn't get a Valentine...
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I tried to help and I
think I made it worse.
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Eddie, you're like
his big brother.
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Can you talk to him for me?
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Hey, no problem.
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All he needs is a couple
of tips from the master.
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Oh, good idea, good idea.
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Now, where would we
actually reach this master?
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You know, Corey, as
hard as it is to believe,
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I used to have some difficulties
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talking to the ladies.
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That's not hard to believe.
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Well, anyway,
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the point is, I got over it.
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But I never had this problem...
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Until I tried to
talk to Danielle.
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Man, that's 'cause
she's special.
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You've got to go
in there with a plan.
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Something romantic that's
going to blow her away.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like what?
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Watch and learn.
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Follow me.
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Come here.
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Put this on... Pop it in.
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Number three.
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Hello.
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Hey, what's up, Andrea?
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Hi, Eddie.
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Hey, I've been working
on something new for you.
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I want you to dig it, all right?
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All right. Cool.
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Going something like this...
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ yo ♪
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♪ I was thinking 'bout you,
baby girl, just the other day ♪
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♪ in history class, thinking
of you missing me ♪
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♪ and I can't think of
nothing, sweet angel ♪
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♪ because I'm lovesick ♪
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♪ I got a hole in my heart
and it's burning like a wick ♪
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♪ I try to focus on learning, but
then my mind ends up turning ♪
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♪ I can't focus, girl,
'cause my soul is yearning ♪
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♪ but anyway I'm
going to go ahead ♪
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♪ and skip to the main part ♪
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♪ help keep me on the right
path at least to your heart ♪
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♪ done. ♪
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See what I'm saying?
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I love that. That was so...
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Oh, hey, daddy.
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Eddie was just...
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Well, I guess her daddy's
not that big of a rap fan.
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But you get the point, man.
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I know what you're saying.
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I should rap to Danielle.
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Exactly, Corey.
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Matter of fact, bust
a little rhyme for me.
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Okay. Dig it.
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♪ My name is Corey ♪
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♪ and... this is my story ♪
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♪ two times two equals four-y ♪
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♪ and at night I soar-y... ♪
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And that is "sorry."
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Sit back down.
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Can't talk, I can't rap.
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I'm never going to get Danielle
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to be my Valentine.
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Man, listen, I'm
going to help you out.
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You can use big Eddie's rhymes
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to rap to your girl, Danielle.
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Really?! Yeah.
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Man, that's tight.
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I don't care what
they say about you...
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You the man.
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You the man.
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Well, thank you, Corey.
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That's so cool of you.
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Wha... what are they saying?
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Hey, Corey.
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You want to share my snack?
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Hmm... hmm...
hmm... Hmm... hmm...
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I guess not.
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Hmm...! Hmm...!
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♪ I was thinking 'bout you,
baby girl, just the other day ♪
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♪ in history class, thinking
of you missing me ♪
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♪ and I can't think of
nothing, sweet angel ♪
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♪ because I'm lovesick ♪
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♪ I got a hole in my heart
and it's burning like a wick ♪
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♪ I try to focus on learning but
then my mind ends up turning ♪
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♪ I can't focus, girl,
'cause my soul is yearning ♪
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♪ but anyway I'm
going to go ahead ♪
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♪ and skip to the main part ♪
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♪ help keep me on the right
path at least to your heart ♪
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♪ done. ♪
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Corey, that was so...
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Miss you, want to kiss you...
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Rae, when are you
going to mail this thing?
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As soon as we finish
licking the envelope.
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Miss you...
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Oh, Chelsea, we
talked to your folks
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and they agreed to
let us check Curtis out.
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Chelsea, we haven't
given him the okay yet.
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Oh, come on.
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You guys are so
going to say yes.
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My parents are so strict.
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And you guys let Raven
get away with everything.
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You are so funny. Ha, ha, ha.
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She's just playing with y'all,
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'cause you guys are the
toughest parents I know.
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Uh-huh.
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Just mail the card.
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And clean your room.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Ladies, don't forget...
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Tomorrow's Valentine's day.
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Or as I like to call
it, "coreytine's day."
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I'll see you then.
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Were all those girls
screaming for you?
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Yeah. It's my rapping skills.
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A hooked up brother.
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Ah. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, so which one
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of those beautiful
ladies was Danielle?
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None of them.
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She's old news.
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What happened?
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I thought she was going
to be your special Valentine.
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Who needs one girl
when you can have ten?
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It's a numbers game, baby.
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Ha.
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Wow, looks like Corey's
a little full of himself.
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He's a little full of something.
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I thought you were
gonna mail that thing.
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The mailman refused to take it.
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Well, maybe you
need a smaller card.
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Or a bigger mailman.
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Don't you have to
call Curtis, Chel?
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Ooh, right, I have to tell him
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to come over tomorrow,
meet your parents.
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Man, I hope this goes well.
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I feel like Curtis and I
are, like, soul mates.
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You know, just think,
one day I might be
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Mrs. Curtis...
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Yeah, what the heck's
that guy's last name again?
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Chelsea, go to my room.
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Hey, Eddie, we got
to talk about Corey.
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I'm kind of worried about him.
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Why? He's doing great.
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I just wrote him a new rhyme.
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What?
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You know, just
following up the first hit,
259
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,733
passing down the magic.
260
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,999
Um... listen, I know
I asked you to help,
261
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,666
but Corey's changed.
262
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,733
I mean, he's obnoxious,
263
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:17,299
self-centered, conceited...
264
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,299
He hasn't really
changed that much.
265
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,599
But now the girls are
actually falling for it.
266
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,966
Rae, it every guy's dream
267
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:27,032
to have a whole bunch
of girls chasing them.
268
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,999
Don't kill the boy's
dreams, that's all I'm saying.
269
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,099
Yeah, he was kind of glowing.
270
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,399
Look at this way, Rae.
271
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,499
Your vision of Corey
not getting any valentines
272
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,599
ain't gonna happen.
273
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,900
Maybe you're right.
274
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,299
I got to get that.
And you know what?
275
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,666
I don't care what they
say about you, Eddie.
276
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,600
You're the best.
277
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,299
The best?
278
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,933
Well, thank you, Rae.
279
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:51,967
Well, who keeps
saying these things?
280
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:55,599
Hey there.
281
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,099
Hi, I'm Danielle.
282
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,699
I just wanted to drop off
my Valentine for Corey.
283
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,399
Oh, that is so sweet.
284
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,199
Corey!
285
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,400
Come on in, he'll be right down.
286
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,199
I tried giving him
my card in school,
287
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,666
but he was kind of busy
with all the other girls.
288
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,199
Oh, well...
289
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,200
I'm sure he'd love
to see you now.
290
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,499
And don't take it personally,
Danielle, seriously,
291
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,232
because guys have
this crazy dream
292
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,232
about lots of girls
chasing after them.
293
00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,132
They do?
294
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:31,299
Why can't they
just like one girl?
295
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,899
You know what? They can.
296
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,299
They should. That
dream is stupid,
297
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,499
because it hurts people,
298
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,366
especially cute little
people in pigtails.
299
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,933
Oh, those are so cute.
300
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,834
Corey!
301
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,099
What?
302
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,933
Danielle came over to
give you this Valentine.
303
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,199
Not until tomorrow.
304
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,699
Tell her to take a number.
305
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,132
He's such a kidder.
306
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,500
No, seriously. Tell
her to take a number.
307
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,233
I got to go.
308
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,900
Oh...
309
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,566
I cannot believe that...
310
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:11,399
Corey, get down here right now!
311
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,466
What do you want from my life?
312
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,966
"Take a number," Corey?
313
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,766
That is no way to treat anybody.
314
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,232
What do I have to do
to get through to you?
315
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,673
Whatever it is, take a number.
You can tell me about it later.
316
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,299
Hey, you guys, Curtis is here.
317
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,300
Thank you so much again
for filling in for my parents.
318
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,199
You know, Victor,
319
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,499
this is a big responsibility.
320
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,399
You heard what
Chelsea said earlier
321
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,599
about you being too soft.
322
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,032
Oh, please, she
was talking about you.
323
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,399
Of course she was.
324
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,399
Now put away your cream puffs
325
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,100
and let's talk to the boy.
326
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,566
Guys, are you ready?
327
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,099
Ooh, there's a tough question.
328
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,366
Um, Curtis, this
are Raven's parents.
329
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,199
They actually have
some questions for you.
330
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,499
But don't worry, it's
just a formality thing.
331
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,933
Take a seat, Curtis.
332
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:03,032
So... How are you
doing in school?
333
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,866
Oh, he's shaking now.
334
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,866
Actually, Curtis is
a straight-a student.
335
00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,099
Really?
336
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,199
You a cheater?
337
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,299
Uh... I've never
cheated in my life.
338
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,799
Ever been in jail?
339
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,733
What? No.
340
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,499
Why not?
341
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,232
Because I'm not a criminal.
342
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,599
Okay... Come here.
343
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,866
Hi, yeah, come here. Hi. Hello.
344
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:25,999
I kind of like
this guy. Kind of.
345
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,699
Honey, we're just
doing our jobs.
346
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,666
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey.
347
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,032
You're on a date with Chelsea
and the car breaks down.
348
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:33,099
What do you do?
349
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,599
Uh... I don't have
a license, sir.
350
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,699
Aha!
351
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,299
Driving without a license.
352
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,099
What were you
thinking, young man?
353
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,300
And you getting
in the car with him.
354
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,499
Chelsea, I'm sorry.
355
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,399
I like you, but this
is just too weird.
356
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,999
Um... uh, uh, Curtis...
Can you wait a minute?
357
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,699
Is that a trick question?
358
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,899
No.
359
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,499
Look, I think we got
a little carried away.
360
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,599
I'm sorry.
361
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,699
Look, you seem like a
very nice young man.
362
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,399
I thought I was.
363
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,933
Look, you two go out
and have a nice time on us.
364
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,299
Here's ten bucks. Ten bucks?
365
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,032
You can't do anything
with ten bucks.
366
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,599
Here's $20.
367
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,199
Please.
368
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,899
Bet you can't top that.
369
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,833
Don't push it, girl.
370
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:15,966
Now be back by 11:00.
371
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,899
10:00.9:00.
372
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,567
You know what? I
don't even live here.
373
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:38,499
Happy coreytine's
day... For one of you.
374
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,367
Would you please take a seat?
375
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,599
Now I'm gonna rap a little
something-something for y'all.
376
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,566
And I'm gonna ask each
of you what you think.
377
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,399
And the one with the best answer
will be leaving with this Rose.
378
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,299
And the other four...
379
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,667
Will be leaving with
just the memories.
380
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,666
♪ Girl, I'll give you platinum,
pearls, ice and gold ♪
381
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,299
♪ and in return, I ask
you don't treat me cold ♪
382
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,199
♪ don't try to jock c-diddy
because you know I got flows ♪
383
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,399
♪ be a Teddy bear forever,
to have and to hold ♪
384
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,866
♪ you need a man that makes
you want to shake, jiggle and clap ♪
385
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:24,499
♪ and when you're down, make
you smile with the charm of a rap ♪
386
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,766
♪ I'm hotter than hot ♪
387
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,399
♪ the girlies know I
can't be stopped ♪
388
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,899
♪ I just took a shot and made
this rhyme up on the spot ♪
389
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,767
Holler!
390
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,733
♪ Made it up on the
spot, huh? I think not ♪
391
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,999
♪ why you tellin' them fibs,
little bro? You need to stop ♪
392
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,499
♪ I'm hotter than some of
you, ha, your rap is a bummer ♪
393
00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,700
♪ and where you get the nerve to
tell Rae-dizzle to take a number? ♪
394
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,933
Raven, what are you doing?
395
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,032
I tried to talk to you,
but you wouldn't listen.
396
00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:11,399
I don't have to listen
to you. You ain't cool.
397
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,299
Oh, I'm not cool.
398
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,699
Okay.
399
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,199
I'm about to take you to school.
400
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,933
♪ Unh, unh ♪
401
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:21,666
♪ my boy think he raps good,
but he ain't acting like he should ♪
402
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,299
♪ talking mean towards people
won't get you to Hollywood ♪
403
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,733
♪ but listen, yo, I got
a little proposition ♪
404
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,199
♪ I'm balling you
out on the battle ♪
405
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,599
♪ so drop unless
you're chicken ♪
406
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,133
♪ start kickin', bust it. ♪
407
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,199
I ain't chicken.
408
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,366
Well, then drop it.
409
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,100
Okay.
410
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:43,399
♪ Your feet... stink ♪
411
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,999
♪ your toenails pink ♪
412
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,899
♪ your breath smells bad ♪
413
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,733
♪ like a... bad smell ♪
414
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,567
Ooh, what then?
415
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,699
Can't touch this.
416
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,966
♪ My boy can't rap ♪
417
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,499
♪ it's obvious
that he's frontin' ♪
418
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,666
♪ his lips just flap, big
sis gon' keep it coming ♪
419
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,065
♪ learn to improvise, 'cause
all you did was memorize ♪
420
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:02,799
♪ bring that big old
head back down to size ♪
421
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,199
♪ and young ladies, don't be
letting Corey put you in check ♪
422
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,934
♪ get a grip, y'all should
really have some self-respect ♪
423
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,899
I didn't want to
pull this out on y'all.
424
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,299
But...
425
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,999
♪ My name is Corey
and this is my story ♪
426
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,466
♪ two times two equals four-e ♪
427
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,967
Please don't leave.
428
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,232
Come on!
429
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,500
Sit back down.
430
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,300
You not gonna get a
Rose acting like that.
431
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:40,032
Nobody wants to be my Valentine.
432
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:43,400
Just like my vision.
433
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,966
Why did you do that?
434
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,366
I know it's hard to believe,
435
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,599
but it was the only way I
could think of to help you.
436
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,866
Well, thanks for the help.
437
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,966
I had all those
girls in love with me
438
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,366
and you had to ruin it.
439
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,833
Corey, those girls were
not in love with you, okay?
440
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,299
They were in love with your rap,
441
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,499
which wasn't even yours.
442
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,666
So what?
443
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,232
I didn't hurt anybody.
444
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,999
You didn't?
445
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,733
Well, what about Danielle?
446
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:10,999
"Take a number"?
447
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,966
Oh, yeah. I guess you're right.
448
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,933
I should've given her
a lower number, huh?
449
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:20,032
Corey... I get
what you're saying.
450
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,766
That wasn't cool.
451
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:25,132
There may be hope for you yet.
452
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,599
Oh.
453
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,667
Danielle wanted
me to give you this.
454
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,299
She was the only
girl that really liked me
455
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,232
and I blew it.
456
00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:40,599
Uh, well... You
still have a Rose.
457
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,466
What am I supposed
to do with it?
458
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,834
Let's go get you a vase.
459
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,799
Hello, Corey.
460
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,999
Hmm... hmm... hmm...
461
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,833
Danielle, translated,
that means,
462
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,299
"I'm sorry I was a real jerk.
463
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,100
Will you be my Valentine?"
464
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,100
Corey, is that true?
465
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,867
Okay, Corey. I'll
be your Valentine.
466
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,032
You will?!
467
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,499
That's great!
468
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,999
I'm talking to you.
469
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,733
Did you like my card?
470
00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:23,299
Yeah, I liked the little hearts.
471
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,933
Some people make them
lumpy, but yours were perfect.
472
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,366
Thanks. I don't
like lumpy hearts.
473
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,200
Me, too.
474
00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:32,400
Oh!
475
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,499
Oh.
476
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,733
I get you. You want me to go.
477
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:40,866
Sorry.
478
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:44,967
Cupid was just
admiring her work.
479
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,866
But she can take a hint.
480
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,200
Bye.
481
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,399
Oh!
482
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
Oh!
483
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,766
What's up, Rae? Hi.
484
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,366
You weren't supposed
to be back until tomorrow.
485
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,966
Not that a sister's complaining.
486
00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:15,833
I made my parents so
crazy talking about you,
487
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,966
we drove home a day early.
488
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,132
Oh.
489
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,599
Happy Valentine's day.
490
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,833
Thank you, Devon.
491
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,366
Oh, they're so beautiful.
492
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,834
Oh, and I got something for you.
493
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,299
♪ Miss you, want to kiss you ♪
494
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,032
♪ miss you, want to kiss you ♪
495
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,099
I love it.
496
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,699
♪ Miss you, want to kiss you ♪
497
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,866
♪ miss you, want to kiss you ♪
498
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,767
♪ miss you, want to kiss you ♪
499
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,299
Well...
500
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,099
It's the thought
that counts, right?
501
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,133
Happy Valentine's day.
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