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Spring dance only
comes once a year
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and there's only one thing
stopping Gabriel barnett
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from asking me to the dance
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and that's Gabriel barnett
asking me to the dance.
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There he is.
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I'm going in.
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That's it.
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I'm through playing hard-to-get.
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He didn't even look at you.
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Eddie, what does a girl have
to do to get a guy to notice her?
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What is under my nail?
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I swear I don't
remember eating that.
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Stinky sturkey.
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Oh... hi, guys.
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Hey.
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So, you ladies going
to the spring dance?
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I love spring.
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Everything just smells so fresh.
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Ah... so, you guys
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know anybody that
still doesn't have
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a date for the dance?
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No.
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'Cause Ben sturkey's looking.
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Oh, man. Poor Ben.
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He is so desperate to
find a date to the dance.
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Desperate is not good.
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Please ask me to the dance.
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Please.
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Rae, I've always wanted
you to be my girlfriend.
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Chelsea, I just saw Gabriel
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ask me to be his girlfriend
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at the renaissance dance
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and he's going as a prince.
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My prince.
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Hey, Rae, guess who just told me
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he wants to ask
you to the dance.
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Oh, I have a pretty good idea
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and, trust me, I will
be ready for him.
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Good for you. I mean,
'cause not a lot of girls
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would go with stinky sturkey.
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You know, that's
just the kind of girl...
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I'm going where with who?
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now ♪
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♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪
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♪ and ride with the break, now ♪
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♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Yep, that's me.
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There is no way I can
dj this dance, Chelsea.
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Eddie, why not?
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Because you picked this
lame renaissance theme.
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I mean, I could have
done '50s sock hop.
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I could have even
done... what? Motown.
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I would have even
done country-western.
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All the cowboys in the house
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say, "ho!"
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See the activity I'm doing
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I could have did it real good.
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Eddie, the elizabethan era
was cool and it was exciting.
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You know, there was
dancing and jousting
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and juggling and...
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plus, I'm the head
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of the dance committee
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so that means I get to
be your queen... therefore
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I command you to be the dj!
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Please.
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Have you seen Raven Baxter?
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Help me! Help me! Hide me!
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He's coming after me.
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He's coming after me.
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Uh, Rae... the bale is not
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hiding the Booty.
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You guys
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I have been running
from Ben all day.
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You know, Rae, if he asks
you, you could just say no.
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I know, but he's
such a sweet guy
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I don't want to
hurt his feelings.
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Besides, I just want Gabriel
to ask me first so I can say
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"gee, Ben, I'm sorry
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but I already have
a date to the dance.
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Oh. So, Gabriel
takes you to the dance.
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He asks you to be his girlfriend
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and then your vision comes true.
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I wasn't thinking that far ahead
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but that's all good to me.
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He's a hundred feet and closing.
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I still have time to escape.
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Did I just see
Raven come in here?
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Uh... I have not
seen Raven anywhere.
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It's funny, 'cause I
feel like I just keep...
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Missing... her.
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All right, well, I'll see you.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, no... hay,
stuck in your hair.
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Look, there's Gabriel.
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Okay, if my vision's
going to come true
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I've got to get him to
ask me to that dance.
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Hey, Gabriel, nice camera.
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Uh, this?
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Nah. This is just the
multizone autofocus
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with the 200-millimeter
zoom lens.
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Oh, well, you know, I
can throw mine away.
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Nice picture.
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But, uh... I wasn't even ready.
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Oh, but those are the best ones.
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You see, I like things
that are spontaneous.
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You do?
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Well, you know, there's
a dance tomorrow night.
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Yeah, I know, but I'm not going.
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Oh, me neither.
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Isn't that funny?
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You're not going...
I'm not going.
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How come you're not going?
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I'm just not really
into dancing.
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I hate dancing. Me neither.
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But your shirt says,
"loves to dance."
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Well, that's, that's,
that's because...
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I borrowed it from her.
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She's a dancing fool.
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Well, yeah, I'm
just a dancing fool.
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That's enough, dancing, fool.
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Okay.
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You know, I really
don't even know
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why they have
these spring dances.
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Nobody even dances.
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But, you know, they're good
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for a lot of different things.
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I mean, people talk,
you know, socialize.
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Relationships are formed.
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You know what?
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I'd love to.
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Great, because
that's Riley's seat.
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Right. Okay.
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He is so wrong, Rae.
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That's Matthew's seat.
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Rae, I don't know
about this petticoat.
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It doesn't seem very royal.
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Well, unless the queen
wants her royal pants
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stuck in her royal butt
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she'd better be royally
quiet. Okay? All right.
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So, Rae, um... Do you think
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you'd go to the dance
with Ben if he didn't smell?
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Honestly? No. I
mean, he's a nice guy
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but unless he took a shower
and came out as Gabriel
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it ain't there for me.
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Well, you can't just
hide from him forever.
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Girl, I don't need
forever. Okay?
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I just need enough time
for my future boyfriend
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to ask me to the dance.
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Rae, I mean, I've
been kinda sorta
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holding this back
because I knew you'd feel...
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I heard that Gabriel is
taking Rachel to the dance.
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Really?
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Oh, Rae, I'm sorry.
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Hey, Raven
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your stinky boyfriend's here.
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Oh, no. Ben found me.
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At your house. Imagine that.
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You know what, Corey?
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I need you to get
rid of him for me.
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Too bad some guys
just can't read woman.
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If a girl doesn't like you
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she doesn't like you.
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But if she likes
you you know it.
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Ain't that right, baby?
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Be gone.
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Okay, but I'll be back.
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Leave him to me.
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I'll let him down easy.
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Raven told me to tell you
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she's not hiding
upstairs in her bedroom.
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Got it.
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Now if you'll excuse me
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I'm due back in surgery.
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Tell your sister I
get the message.
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Hey, Ben.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Your brother made
things pretty clear.
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Hey, Ben, how would you like
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to go to the dance with me?
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You want to go with me?
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Why not?
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I mean, you don't have a date
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I definitely don't got a date
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and now we do.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Score.
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Well, uh, I'll pick
you up at 7:00.
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Oh... me and my
mom will pick you up.
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Rae, what'd you just do?
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Look, okay, he's a nice guy
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and he wants to go with me.
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Besides, I'm not going with
the guy that I want to go with
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so what's the big deal?
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Hello?
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Hi, Gabriel.
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You want to go to
the dance with me?
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What? You're going with Ben...
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But I kind of heard that
you were going with Rachel.
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It ain't true, huh?
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Look, Gabriel, um,
it's really sweet of you
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to ask me to the dance, but...
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I'd love to go!
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Okay, bye.
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What? I love to dance.
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The only way I'm going to
get out of this date with Ben
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is for him to find me
disgusting and repulsive.
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Have you tried standing
this close to him?
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Okay... look.
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I don't want to
hurt Ben's feelings
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so the only way
to get through it
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is to get him to dump me.
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Well, let me just pull out
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my "what's disgusting
about Raven" file.
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Let me see, what
do we have here?
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You have a file on that?
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Let's start with
the a's, shall we?
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You have it alphabetical?
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Alphabetical, by date, by
location and by body part.
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How do you want it?
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Surprise me.
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Okay, body parts.
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You clip your toenails
at the Kitchen table.
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I do not.
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You blow your nose and
then look in the tissue.
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That was once, and it
was a surprising color.
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You could make a wig
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from all the hair you
leave in the shower drain.
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Okay, now, that is ridiculous.
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The truth isn't
pretty, my friend.
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Okay, look, that's Ben.
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I'm going to go
upstairs and get ready.
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You let him in, and
start making me look bad.
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A job I was born to do.
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I'm here to fetch fair Raven.
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She's upstairs deciding
whether she can get away with
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the same underwear
three days in a row.
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Come in.
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So, I see you're wearing armor.
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Smart man.
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What do you mean?
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Have you ever seen Raven eat?
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She's like a blender
without the lid.
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Brrrr... plat!
262
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Hey! Sorry I'm late.
263
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,566
I didn't finish shaving.
264
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:10,567
Ooh, nice suit.
265
00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:15,399
Let me... Oh, uh... You shave.
266
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,766
Twice a day. You know?
267
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,199
Oh, and if you don't
want to be seen with me
268
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,499
I totally understand.
269
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,099
Oh, no, Raven, I care
about what's on the inside.
270
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,199
Oh, you do?
271
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,366
Oh, that's great.
272
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,199
Well, could you help me out?
273
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,599
Look in here. Wait...
274
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,499
Is there a bat in the cave?
275
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,600
No. Check me.
276
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,900
Dance, peasants, dance!
277
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:54,566
Oh, welcome to my
merry, merry feast, sir knight
278
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,700
and... ugly hag.
279
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:03,199
Hey, Ben, do you mind
getting me some punch?
280
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,666
Oh, oh, we haveth
no punch, only grog.
281
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,766
Fine. Diet grog,
grog, I don't care.
282
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,300
Just grog me. Okay, thanks.
283
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,599
Well, at least he
doesn't smell tonight.
284
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,299
Girl, it must be that armor.
285
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,833
I mean, the stink is sealed
in there like a can of tuna.
286
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:18,967
Mmm.
287
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,132
Oh, look, there's Gabriel.
288
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,466
Rae, you cannot let
him see you like that.
289
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,667
Girl, you know I got
it covered. Please.
290
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,499
All right, all right, all right.
291
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,833
This one here goes out to all
the pretty ladies in the castle.
292
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,867
Tonight we're going
to party like it's 1599!
293
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,132
Eddie, no one's dancing.
294
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:53,366
You try to get a groove going
with the music you gave me.
295
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:56,466
Edward! Do not
question your queen.
296
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:59,399
Now return to
your castle of funk
297
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,833
and get thee jiggy with it.
298
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,934
You got problems.
299
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,099
Ooh, wow.
300
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,999
If I knew you were
going to get so dressed up
301
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,200
I would have worn pants.
302
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,966
So, who are you supposed to
be, prince charming, or something?
303
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,466
No, actually, charming was taken
304
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,466
so you're stuck with
prince congeniality.
305
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:25,233
Not really charming, but...
I'm popular around the castle.
306
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,834
I could listen to
you talk forever.
307
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,799
But not right now.
308
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,032
Okay. What...?
309
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,099
Hey, eat, drink, be merry.
310
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,232
Love me, miss me.
311
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,233
Okay.
312
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,699
Jester.
313
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,099
You have displeased me.
314
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,934
To... the stocks!
315
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,099
Hey, come on, let's dance, okay?
316
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,399
It may be kind of hard in this
317
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,666
but I can take it off.
318
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,100
No!
319
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,899
What? They were finally dancing.
320
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,399
Your queen is not amused.
321
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,599
We need the classics.
322
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,799
Well, it's motown!
323
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,400
I want something more like this.
324
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,567
♪ La-la, la-la... ♪
325
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,466
Protect your queen!
326
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,699
Protect your queen!
Protect your queen!
327
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,900
Protect your queen!
328
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,699
Oh!
329
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,766
Hey, uh, I can't see.
330
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,700
Oh, well, then just
feel the music. Okay.
331
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,699
So... something
you want to tell me?
332
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,099
Yeah.
333
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,600
Um...
334
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,833
What's that on your tooth?
335
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,199
My tooth?
336
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
Uh-huh.
337
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,933
My tooth. Right.
338
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,900
Well, actually...
339
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,599
Hi, Chelsea.
340
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,000
Well, you've managed
to bump the royal heinie!
341
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,999
To the stocks.
342
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,967
Chelsea?
343
00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:22,600
To the stocks!
344
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,099
Chelsea... Now,
to the stocks. Go!
345
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,499
Chelsea, no!
346
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,767
Just play along and
accept your punishment.
347
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,466
So, how are things going
348
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:39,232
with prince charming
and sir stink-a lot?
349
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:40,733
Not good. Okay?
350
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:43,199
Gabriel hasn't asked
me to be his girlfriend
351
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,766
Ben, he-he hasn't dumped me
352
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,232
and my best friend
just put me in the stocks.
353
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,399
So, come here, look.
354
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,799
I am psychic, and I
didn't see this coming.
355
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,899
Man, so how long do you
think you can keep this up?
356
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,399
Just long enough for Gabriel
and I to have some alone time.
357
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,366
But for some reason, Ben
keeps hanging around me.
358
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:04,800
I don't know, Rae, maybe
it's because he's your date.
359
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,467
Oh, look, look.
360
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,766
Gabriel's going into the hall.
361
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:11,866
This is my chance.
362
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,399
I got to get out of here.
363
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,399
Eddie? Eddie, I can't...
I can't get out of here.
364
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,899
It's locked, Rae, it's locked.
365
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,300
Well, there's just no time.
366
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,000
And now... Let
the jousting begin!
367
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,199
Rae. Rae!
368
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,299
Rachel, just stop
and talk to me.
369
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,733
What?
370
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,733
Rachel, I really wanted to
come to the dance with you.
371
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,933
Then why are you
here with Raven Baxter?
372
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,766
Because you said yes to jarrod
373
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,599
and Raven's been
dropping hints all week.
374
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,232
Look, she's a nice girl
375
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,833
and she really
wanted to go with me.
376
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,866
Look, I felt bad for her
377
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,466
so I just asked
her to the dance.
378
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,899
It's no big deal.
379
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,099
Do you like her?
380
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,299
No.
381
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,399
Look, it's just a pity date.
382
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,099
It doesn't mean anything.
383
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,300
Rae, I've always wanted
you to be my girlfriend.
384
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,366
I can't believe this.
385
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:44,699
Gabriel took me to the dance
because he felt sorry for me.
386
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,099
A pity date?
387
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,232
I mean, how could he do this?
388
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,099
I really liked this guy.
389
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,099
How could he do that to me?
390
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,567
Sort of like what
you did to Ben.
391
00:19:57,233 --> 00:20:00,300
Yeah, right.
392
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,000
Hey, Ben.
393
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,199
I've got to tell you something
394
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,999
and it's really hard to say,
so... I'm just going to say it.
395
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,232
I shouldn't have
asked you to the dance.
396
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:22,666
I mean, the only reason I did
was because I knew you liked me
397
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,499
and I thought if I asked
you I would be nice and...
398
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,199
I guess it really wasn't
very nice, was it?
399
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,199
And I really... I'm
really sorry, Ben.
400
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,366
I know this is
hard to hear, but...
401
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:40,367
Ben. Ben, speak to me.
402
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,567
Wow.
403
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:52,099
Um, how much of
that did you hear?
404
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,599
Well, unless there
was a good part, all of it.
405
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,666
Ben, I really want
us to be friends.
406
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,233
That's good, right?
407
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,500
You hate me, don't you?
408
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,399
I could never hate you.
409
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,699
He might hate you, but...
410
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,300
I never could.
411
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,933
So, um... still need
a date to the dance?
412
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,966
Come on, my lady.
413
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:27,099
I mean, you know, it
could've been worse.
414
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,300
You could've been
here with another guy.
415
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,466
You don't know who
you're dealing with!
416
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,300
I am your queen!
417
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,300
Eddie, tell them!
418
00:21:36,301 --> 00:21:38,200
Off with her head!
419
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,666
You've got that
mole on your foot
420
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,566
that looks like an extra toe.
421
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,599
It's over, Corey.
422
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,999
The only thing that grows
faster than the hair on your head
423
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
is the hair on your lip.
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