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[♪♪♪]
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TRUST ME, BOYS.
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NO ONE ELSE WILL THINK TO MEET
DANNY KOSTAS BEFORE SCHOOL.
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WHOA.
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NO ONE?
HALF THE TOWN IS HERE.
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YES! BUT...
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HALF THE TOWN ISN'T.
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JACK OUTSMARTED
HALF THE TOWN.
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MM-HMM.
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I PROMISED
YOU GUYS AUTOGRAPHS,
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AND WE ARE GONNA
GET AUTOGRAPHS.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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OH! HEY.
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NO ONE'S
ALLOWED BACK HERE.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS!
A SECURITY GUARD.
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MOM ALWAYS SAID,
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"IF YOU NEED HELP,
FIND A SECURITY GUARD."
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WELL, YOUR MOM SOUNDS
LIKE A VERY WISE LADY.
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WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
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YEAH, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
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IT'S BEARS.
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-BEARS?
- BEARS!
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NOT BEARS.
I'M TERRIFIED OF BEARS.
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BEARS ARE THE WORST.
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WHY WOULD THERE BE BEARS
AT A CONVENTION CENTER?
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IT'S THE DROUGHT.
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THEY'RE COMING DOWN
FROM THE MOUNTAINS.
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THEY'RE FORAGING
FOR FOOD.
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-MM-HMM. I-I-IN THE DUMPSTER.
-ON TOP OF THE PARKING GARAGE.
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FURTHER DOWN THE ALLEY.
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WHEN YOU IRONED ON
THAT SECURITY BADGE,
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YOU SWORE AN OATH
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TO PROTECT
THIS CONVENTION CENTER.
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WELL, TODAY...
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YOUR CONVENTION CENTER
NEEDS YOU.
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WE NEED A HERO!
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WE NEED...
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OTIS.
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ARE YOU SURE IT WAS BEARS?
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OH, OTIS...
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OTIS!
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WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
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YOU KIDS STAY HERE.
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IT'S BEAR SEASON.
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[REVERSE-ALERT WHINES]
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NOW WE JUST HAVE TO
SIT BACK, RELAX,
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AND WAIT FOR DANNY KOSTAS
TO ROLL IN.
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HEH.
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OKAY. I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE
OTIS JUST FELL FOR THAT," RIGHT?
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WELL, NOW, DON'T BLAME HIM,
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BECAUSE HE NEVER REALLY
HAD A CHANCE.
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SEE, EVERYBODY HAS
A SPECIAL TALENT.
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SOME PEOPLE ARE... ATHLETES.
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AND SOME PEOPLE CAN
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PUT THEIR ENTIRE FIST
IN THEIR MOUTH.
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1
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SORT OF.
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BUT ME?
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MY SPECIAL TALENT?
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I CAN LIE.
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NOW, EVER SINCE
I WAS A LITTLE KID,
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I WAS JUST ALWAYS REALLY GOOD
AT MAKING STUFF UP.
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I FIGURED, REGULAR LIFE
IS BORING ENOUGH ON ITS OWN.
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WHY NOT
SPICE IT UP A LITTLE, HUH?
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[♪♪♪]
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LIKE THE TIME I BUSTED MY ARM
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WHEN I BLEW THE LANDING
ON THE SICKEST FLIP OF MY LIFE.
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GAH!
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[GROANS]
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NOW, I COULDN'T TELL MY MOM
HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED.
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SHE SAID ONE MORE ACCIDENT
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AND MY BIKE
WOULD BE HISTORY.
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SO MAYBE...
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SO MAYBE MY ARM GOT BROKEN
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PROTECTING THE HABITAT
OF AN ENDANGERED OWL
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FROM TWO
TREE-HUNGRY LUMBERJACKS.
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GET 'IM!
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[LUMBERJACK SCREAMS]
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[GROANING]
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-OH!
-[THUD]
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YOU!
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OH!
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AHH!
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[OWL HOOTING]
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JACK PARKER,
THAT'S WHO.
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AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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I GOT TO KEEP MY BIKE
AND I MADE MY PARENTS PROUD.
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NOW, MAYBE
I DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE
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TO ASK JENNIFER
TO THE WINTER FORMAL.
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HI, JACK.
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OR ASK HER ANYTHING AT ALL.
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OR MAYBE I HAD A SMOKIN'-HOT
GIRLFRIEND FROM ARIZONA
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WHO DIDN'T WANT ME
GOING OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE.
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[SHRIEKING MANIACALLY]
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SHE'S SUPER-POSSESSIVE.
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MAYBE I WENT OVERBOARD
ON THAT LIE.
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BUT...
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MY BEST LIE,
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MY GREATEST FABRICATION
OF ALL,
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WAS MIKEY.
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SEE, MY BELOVED RED SOX
WERE IN TOWN,
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AND RYAN, ERIC, AND I
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HAD SCORED AWESOME SEATS
RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE.
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THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS,
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I HADN'T CLEANED MY ROOM
IN EIGHT MONTHS.
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YOUNG MAN,
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YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL THIS ROOM IS SPOTLESS.
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BUT... MOM!
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[DEJECTED SIGH]
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I... HAVE TO...
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HELP... THAT KID.
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-WHAT KID?
-THAT KID THAT...
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I TUTOR?
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MOM, I SWEAR, YOU DON'T LISTEN
TO A THING I SAY.
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YOU TUTOR SOMEONE?
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YEAH, IT'S QUITE WONDERFUL.
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I, YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
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YOU KNOW,
JUST DOING MY PART.
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HELPING A KID--
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WHAT'S THIS KID'S NAME?
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UH, MIKE.
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BUT I CALL HIM MIKEY, YOU KNOW?
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WE'RE KINDA TIGHT LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW?
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I'M KIND OF HIS ONLY FRIEND.
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I AM SO...
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[INHALING DEEPLY]
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PROUD OF YOU!
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YOU JUST GO.
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HELP THAT MIKEY, OKAY?
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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COUPLE OF HARMLESS
FABRICATIONS AND...
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JUST LIKE THAT,
THINGS JUST GET INTERESTING.
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ERIC?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHH!
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THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST BEARS
IS TO PLAY DEAD.
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GET UP. COME ON.
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THERE WE GO.
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OKAY.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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DANNY! DANNY!
WE LOVE YOU, MAN.
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MY BOY, RYAN,
DOES A PERFECT IMPRESSION
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OF YOUR BATTING RITUAL.
[SNAPS]: SHOW HIM!
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OKAY.
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��e
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CAN WE GET
SOME AUTOGRAPHS?
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[SNAP]
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[♪♪♪]
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AWESOME!
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SO COOL!
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[SMACK]
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MM! TASTES MINTY.
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AW, WE GOTTA GO!
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MS. TAYLOR
IS GOING TO KILL YOU.
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OKAY, AND ONE MORE THING.
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YES. LYING IS WRONG.
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EXCEPT... MAYBE IT ISN'T.
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<
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NOW HEAR ME OUT.
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RIGHT NOW,
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OTIS THE SECURITY GUARD
THINKS HE'S A HERO.
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AND... WE GOT OUR AUTOGRAPHS.
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EVERYBODY WINS.
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NO HARM, NO FOUL.
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FAKE GIRLFRIEND? LUMBERJACKS?
CHECK.
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BUT THE "MIKEY" STORY,
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THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE,
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AND IT TOTALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.
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MIKEY BECAME MY GO-TO EXCUSE
FOR EVERY SITUATION.
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YOU KNOW--
GETTING OUT OF CHORES,
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BREAKING CURFEW,
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BEING LATE FOR CLASS.
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PEOPLE WERE HAPPY
LETTING ME GET AWAY WITH THINGS,
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BECAUSE
THEY WERE HELPING MIKEY.
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IT MADE THEM FEEL GOOD,
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AND MAKING PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
CAN'T BE BAD, RIGHT?
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[♪♪♪]
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JACK PARKER, YOU'RE LATE.
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IT'S THE THIRD TIME
THIS WEEK.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE YOU DETENTION.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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IT'S JUST... [SIGHS]
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I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
HELPING MIKEY.
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WITH MATH,
HE'S JUST REALLY STRUGGLING,
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AND HE WANTS TO
GET INTO COLLEGE,
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SO HE CAN MAKE HIS MOM
AND HIS FOUR BROTHERS PROUD.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE HAD FIVE BROTHERS.
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IT'S FOUR.
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[VOICE CRACKS]:
IT'S FOUR NOW.
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OHH...
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HOW ABOUT WE JUST FORGET
ABOUT DETENTION FOR TODAY? HMM?
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[RELIEVED SIGH]
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THANK YOU.
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IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS TOLD MIKEY,
MS. TAYLOR--
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YOU ARE THE TYPE OF TEACHER
THAT THEY MAKE MOVIES ABOUT.
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[TOUCHED CHUCKLE]
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HEY!
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SEE?
I GET OUT OF DETENTION,
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AND MS. TAYLOR
FEELS GREAT ABOUT HERSELF!
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MY LIES ARE MAKING OUR SCHOOL--
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NO, OUR WORLD--
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A BETTER PLACE.
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[GRUNTING]
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COME ON!
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-GIVE THEM BACK!
-NO! [LAUGHS]
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[BULLY STOPS LAUGHING]
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[EXHALES NERVOUSLY]
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OH, HEY, LANCE.
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ACTS OF INJUSTICE
LIKE THAT
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REALLY MAKE
THE OLD ARM ACHE.
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YOU KNOW...
WHEN I BROKE IT?
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SINGLE-HANDEDLY TAKING DOWN
THOSE LUMBERJACKS?
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YOU'VE HEARD THE STORY.
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YOU SNAPPED THEM LIKE TWIGS.
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TWIGS.
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OH! OH... UH--
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[HUFFS]
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THERE...
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THERE YOU GO.
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NICE AND CLEAN, HUH?
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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THANKS, JACK.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS STANDING UP
FOR THE LITTLE GUYS.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH,
GIVE MY BEST TO MIKEY.
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I SURE WILL.
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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I'M LIKE A...
SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING.
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[P.A. SYSTEM CRACKLES]:
JACK PARKER.
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THIS IS PRINCIPAL KAR.
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REPORT TO MY OFFICE
IMMEDIATELY.
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MR. PARKER...
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I THINK WE NEED TO DISCUSS
THIS "MIKEY."
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UH... HEH.
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UM... WHAT ABOUT MIKEY?
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THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE
HAS BEEN BUZZING
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WITH TALES ABOUT YOU TUTORING
A MYSTERIOUS BOY
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FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL.
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AND I HAVE TO SAY...
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I AM
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VERY, VERY IMPRESSED.
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TAKING TIME
OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE
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TO HELP OTHERS, IT'S...
[SIGHS]
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OH, IT'S MADE US ALL VERY PROUD.
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YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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HE'S GONNA NOMINATE ME
FOR "STUDENT OF THE YEAR."
250
00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:05,431
I AM GOING TO NOMINATE YOU--
251
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,700
[GIGGLING GIDDILY]
252
00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:09,267
YOU!
...FOR "STUDENT OF THE YEAR."
253
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,203
WHAT?
254
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,173
"STUDENT OF THE YEAR!"
255
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:18,110
I-I-I WAS REALLY
NOT EXPECTING THIS.
256
00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:20,479
I MEAN, HELPING MIKEY
IS ITS OWN REWARD.
257
00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:22,947
THE WINNER GETS
HIS OR HER CHOICE
258
00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:26,784
OF ANY SUMMER INTERNSHIP.
259
00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:28,886
YOU MEAN LIKE THE BAT BOY
FOR THE BOSTON RED SOX?
260
00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:30,923
THAT KIND OF INTERNSHIP?
261
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:32,457
YOU DA MAN!
262
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,492
[GAME ANNOUNCER]:
AND NOW...
263
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:35,927
FULFILLING HIS LIFE-LONG DREAM,
264
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,962
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
265
00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:41,466
FOR YOUR HOMETOWN HERO
266
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,969
AND FUTURE ALL-STAR
RED SOX BAT BOY...
267
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,438
JACK PARKER-R-R-R!
268
00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,210
[CROWD ROARING,
FIREWORKS POPPING]
269
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,512
UH, JACK?
270
00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:55,346
OH! UH...
271
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:57,515
I MEAN, IF I WERE TO WIN,
272
00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:58,983
THEN THAT'S WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE,
YOU KNOW.
273
00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:01,520
BUT-- [SIGHS]
274
00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:05,189
IT'S JUST AN HONOR
TO BE NOMINATED.
275
00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:06,491
OH, JACK!
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
276
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:09,794
OH...
277
00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,163
MOM, I LIVE
TO MAKE YOU PROUD.
278
00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,966
[JACK CHUCKLES]
279
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,399
SO, UH, WHY
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?
280
00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:20,304
YOUR PRINCIPAL CALLED.
281
00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:22,006
YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIVE FINALISTS
FOR "STUDENT OF THE YEAR"!
282
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,909
OH... THAT.
283
00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,511
NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. NEVER.
284
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:28,079
LIKE, EVER.
285
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,281
NEVER EVER. EVER.
286
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,147
NEVER?
287
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,884
EVER.
288
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,153
YOU HAVE GIVEN
SO MUCH TO THAT MIKEY.
289
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,922
YOU DESERVE THIS AWARD.
290
00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:40,892
AND I KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GONNA PUT IT!
291
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,094
RIGHT HERE,
SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
292
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,995
YOU KNOW WHAT?
293
00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:46,030
MAYBE I DO DESERVE IT.
294
00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:47,331
SPEAKING OF DOING
SOMETHING GOOD--
295
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:49,567
I NEED ONE OF YOU
296
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,470
TO HELP ME CLEAN OUT
THE GARAGE TODAY.
297
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,105
I THINK A POSSUM
DIED IN THERE.
298
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,239
PLACE IS GETTING
PRETTY RIPE.
299
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,942
WELL, I CAN'T DO IT.
NICK'S TAKING ME TO DINNER
300
00:12:57,975 --> 00:12:59,043
AT THE WIENER PALACE
FOR OUR THREE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY.
301
00:12:59,076 --> 00:13:01,312
HOW 'BOUT IT, SPORT?
302
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:03,215
OH, DAD, YOU KNOW
THAT I WOULD LOVE
303
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:06,985
TO SPEND
SOME QUALITY BONDING TIME
304
00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,220
SEARCHING FOR A ROTTING
MARSUPIAL CORPSE WITH YOU.
305
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:10,254
YOU KNOW I WOULD!
306
00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:12,291
[SIGHS]
BUT MIKEY HAS A CHEM TEST,
307
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:15,026
AND I PROMISED HIM
THAT WE'D STUDY.
308
00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:16,261
YOU HELP THAT MIKEY.
HE NEEDS YOU.
309
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,063
HANNAH CAN
HELP YOUR FATHER.
310
00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:21,866
BUT MY ANNIVERSARY--
311
00:13:21,899 --> 00:13:23,033
SWEETIE, THREE WEEKS
IS NOT AN ANNIVERSARY.
312
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:23,999
BUT--
313
00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:26,270
BUT--
HANNAH, YOU ARE THE BEST.
314
00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:28,240
HANNAH, YOU ARE THE BEST.
315
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,210
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
ARE THE REASON
316
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,445
THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME
GET NOMINATED FOR AWARDS.
317
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,352
THANK YOU.
318
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,959
[♪♪♪]
319
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:50,428
AH. OKAY.
320
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,398
RIGHT!
LOOKING GOOD, SIS.
321
00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:54,633
BROTHERS.
322
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,301
HAPPY HUNTING.
323
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,103
ALRIGHT, SWEETHEART.
324
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,239
IF YOU FIND THE POSSUM
AND IT ISN'T MOVING,
325
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,507
IT COULD JUST
BE PLAYING POSSUM.
326
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:03,641
OR IT'S DEAD
FROM RABIES.
327
00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:04,642
GROSS.
328
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:05,978
EITHER WAY,
329
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,213
DON'T TOUCH IT.
330
00:14:16,553 --> 00:14:17,990
USE THIS POSSUM CLUB.
331
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:18,990
EW, I THINK I FOUND IT!
332
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,591
GET THE TRASH BAG!
333
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,660
OH, IT'S ALIVE!
334
00:14:22,693 --> 00:14:24,929
IT'S ALIVE
AND I THINK IT HATES ME!
335
00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:27,265
USE THE CLUB!
USE THE POSSUM CLUB!
336
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:28,399
IT'S A BROOM, DAD!
337
00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:34,273
[GRUNTS]
338
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,375
LOOK, YOUR SHOW
339
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,209
IS THE NUMBER-ONE
WEEKLY ANNOUNCEMENT SHOW
340
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,976
IN THIS SCHOOL--
341
00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,011
IT'S THE ONLY
WEEKLY ANNOUNCEMENT SHOW
342
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:41,479
IN THIS SCHOOL.
343
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,980
IT'S STILL NUMBER ONE!
344
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:46,384
OKAY? POINT IS--
345
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,187
I TELL ONE MORE
KILLER MIKEY STORY ON AIR,
346
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,223
AND I HAVE THAT "STUDENT
OF THE YEAR" AWARD LOCKED.
347
00:14:51,255 --> 00:14:53,091
YEAH, BUT TELLING EVERYONE
YOU HELD A BOTTLE DRIVE
348
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:55,293
TO RAISE MONEY
TO BUY A BIONIC TAIL
349
00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:56,662
TO SAVE
MIKEY'S SICK DOG?
350
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,697
I MEAN, MAYBE
YOU'RE GOING TOO BIG.
351
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,700
NO, THIS IS
THE TIME TO GO BIG.
352
00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:03,167
IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.
I GOTTA SWING FOR THE FENCES.
353
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:05,170
MAYBE I SHOULD GO BIGGER.
354
00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:07,172
[SNAPS] WHAT IF...
355
00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,174
ITS TAIL SHOOTS LASERS?
356
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,142
THAT'D BE AWESOME.
357
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,378
A LITTLE
TOO BIG, BUDDY.
358
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,313
BUT I LIKE WHERE
YOUR HEAD'S AT.
359
00:15:15,346 --> 00:15:17,081
I'M STICKING WITH
THE REGULAR BIONIC TAIL.
360
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:21,486
I'M INSPIRED
JUST THINKING OF IT.
361
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,557
HEY, JACK.
362
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,024
OH, HI! UH--
363
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,592
JEN...
364
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,028
...NIFER.
365
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,064
HOW'S, EH...?
366
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,031
HI.
367
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,233
YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER.
368
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,201
OH. NO, REALLY?
369
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,604
THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN.
I'M DYING HERE!
370
00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:40,972
NO, I MEAN,
YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER.
371
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:42,274
LISA WILL FREAK OUT!
372
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:45,711
LISA?
373
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,113
YOUR SUPER-POSSESSIVE
GIRLFRIEND FROM ARIZONA?
374
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,115
OH. OH, RIGHT.
375
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,615
OKAY, I'LL GET
RID OF HER,
376
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,085
AND THEN I'LL MEET
YOU IN THE STUDIO.
377
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,455
OKAY.
378
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,490
HEY, LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO CONGRATULATE YOU
379
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,558
ON THE WHOLE STUDENT OF THE YEAR
NOMINATION.
380
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,760
IT'S SO COOL WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR MIKEY.
381
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,062
THANKS. HEH. YOU.
382
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,099
NO, THANK-- THANK YOU
383
00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:08,766
IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
384
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,201
OH, BOY. UH...
LISTEN, I'M SORRY.
385
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,536
I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
386
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:12,603
I DON'T LIKE
ALL THIS ATTENTION.
387
00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,138
YEAH.
388
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,141
I'M THAT WAY, TOO.
389
00:16:16,173 --> 00:16:19,010
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
390
00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:21,145
UM, SO CAITLIN IS HAVING
A POOL PARTY THIS WEEKEND,
391
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:24,048
AND I WAS THINKING...
392
00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:25,417
MAYBE YOU, RYAN AND ERIC
MIGHT WANT TO COME TO IT?
393
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,254
S-SERIOUSLY?
394
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:32,691
I MEAN, UH, SERIOUSLY?
395
00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,225
CAITLIN HAS A-- HAS A POOL
IN THIS CLIMATE?
396
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,461
THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK.
397
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:41,767
YOU GOTTA GOTTA DRAIN IT
IN THE WINTER.
398
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:43,168
BUT YEAH, NO, NO THAT'D BE FUN.
WE COULD TOTALLY POOL PARTY.
399
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,635
[SHE LAUGHS]
400
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,337
COOL. WELL, UH...
401
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,773
GOOD LUCK IN THERE.
402
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,307
THANKS.
403
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,609
HEY!
404
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,210
YOU SHOULD BRING MIKEY.
405
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,778
YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE
TO FINALLY MEET HIM.
406
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,580
TOTALLY! YEAH!
407
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:58,683
OH...
408
00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:00,552
HE'S TAKING HIS DOG IN
FOR A SOFTWARE UPDATE THAT DAY.
409
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:01,586
SOFTWARE UPDATE?
410
00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:03,721
YOU'LL SEE.
411
00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,126
[LAUGHS] BYE.
412
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,096
SO, IN CONCLUSION,
413
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,698
BASED ON MY EXEMPLARY
ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE,
414
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,500
PERFECT ATTENDANCE,
415
00:17:15,532 --> 00:17:18,803
AND MY POSITION
416
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:22,173
AS ASSISTANT MANAGER OF
THE JUNIOR VARSITY SWIM TEAM,
417
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,842
I BELIEVE I SHOULD BE
YOUR STUDENT OF THE YEAR.
418
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,244
THANK YOU.
419
00:17:27,311 --> 00:17:28,712
[CANNED APPLAUSE PLAYS]
420
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,650
THANK YOU, STEPHANIE.
421
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,485
THAT WAS A LONG LIST OF THINGS
YOU JUST READ.
422
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,787
[FORCED CHUCKLE]
423
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:41,125
AND NOW...
424
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,195
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
TO CALL UP OUR FINAL NOMINEE--
425
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,162
[DRUM ROLL PLAYS]
426
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,397
[DRUM-ROLLING ON HIS DESK]
427
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,366
JACK PARKER!
428
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,336
HEY!
429
00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,574
-[CHUCKLES]
-OH! HEY--
430
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:58,376
PRINCIPAL KAR.
431
00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:00,846
ESTEEMED TEACHERS,
FELLOW STUDENTS...
432
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,315
DO I DESERVE
STUDENT OF THE YEAR?
433
00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:04,415
THAT'S NOT FOR ME
TO DECIDE.
434
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:06,151
WHAT I DO KNOW IS,
435
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,220
STUDENT OF THE YEAR
436
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,387
WAS THE FURTHEST THING
FROM MY MIND
437
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:13,525
THE DAY
I FINALLY RAISED ENOUGH MONEY
438
00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:15,660
TO BUY MIKEY'S POOR, SICK DOG
A ROBOT TAIL.
439
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,162
[CANNED AUDIENCE "AW"ING
AND GUSHING]
440
00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:18,195
YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN THE LITTLE GUY...
441
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:19,364
WAGGING THAT THING.
442
00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:21,566
I MEAN, HE ALMOST TOOK OFF.
443
00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:22,533
[QUIETLY TO SELF]:
THIS MAN IS AN ARTIST.
444
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,702
I MAY NOT HAVE
445
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,639
THE BEST GRADES
OR THE PERFECT ATTENDANCE,
446
00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:31,543
BUT I'M THE TYPE OF GUY
THAT'LL RAISE MONEY
447
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:35,312
TO BRING A POOR, SICK DOG'S BUTT
INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.
448
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:38,750
I JUST WISH...
449
00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:43,187
I WISH MIKEY
COULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
450
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,522
IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH FOR ME
TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH HIM.
451
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:47,325
[SNIFFLING]
452
00:18:47,357 --> 00:18:49,494
IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW,
I WOULD TELL HIM--
453
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:54,798
[BOY]: TELL ME WHAT, JACK?
454
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:56,802
WHO SAID THAT?
455
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,705
[BOY]: IT'S ME!
456
00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:02,673
MIKEY!
457
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:05,810
[♪♪♪]
458
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:06,845
MIKEY?
459
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:07,913
NO!
460
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:09,413
[CANNED APPLAUSE PLAYS]
461
00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:11,782
MIKEY!
462
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:15,653
HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S MIKEY!
463
00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:17,688
UH-H-H-H...
464
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,889
W-- YOU'RE HERE.
465
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:21,792
'COURSE I'M HERE!
466
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:22,861
I'M NOT GONNA MISS MY GOOD
FRIEND'S SPECIAL DAY. NO WAY!
467
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:23,894
HOW ABOUT
468
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:25,263
THIS GUY?
469
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,798
ISN'T HE THE GREATEST?
470
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:37,808
[ALL APPLAUDING]
471
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:40,211
[TENSE SIGH]
472
00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:41,346
OKAY!
473
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:43,981
WHO ARE YOU?
474
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,250
I'M MIKEY!
475
00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:48,285
NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. NO.
NO.
476
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,622
YES. YES, YES, YES.
YES, YES. YES, YES.
477
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:51,489
YES.
478
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:52,790
THA-- THAT CAN'T BE.
479
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,759
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
480
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,328
OF COURSE YOU HAVE.
481
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,498
JUST CHECK US OUT ON
"FACES AND FRIENDS."
482
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:02,501
WHA--
483
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,003
NO. OKAY, IT CAN'T BE.
484
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,837
IT SURE CAN.
485
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:07,973
DUDE!
486
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,608
OH... DUDE.
487
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,444
I'M SURE I HAVE YOU TO THANK
FOR THIS LITTLE PRANK.
488
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,979
ME? NO. I DON'T HAVE
THE LEVEL OF COMMITMENT
489
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,579
TO TAKE ON
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
490
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:16,815
AND I THINK
IT'S A STEP ABOVE
491
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,317
ERIC'S CAPACITY FOR
PLANNING AND EXECUTION.
492
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:21,752
IS HE REAL?
493
00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,020
AM I REAL?
494
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,456
IS ANYTHING REAL?
495
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,357
YOU MUST BE RYAN.
496
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,493
JACK'S TRIED-AND-TRUE
BEST FRIEND.
497
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:29,494
THE KIND OF GUY
THAT'D GIVE YOU
498
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:30,694
THE UNDERWEAR
OFF HIS BUTT
499
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:31,528
IF YOU NEEDED 'EM.
500
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:32,963
AW, DUDE! YOU TOLD
HIM ABOUT THAT?
501
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,032
THAT WAS A SECRET.
502
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,267
IT IS A SECRET!
503
00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:37,501
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
IT ISN'T!
504
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,372
I THOUGHT
YOU MADE MIKEY UP!
505
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,538
I DID MAKE HIM UP.
506
00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,674
WELL, THEN WHO'S TALKING
TO ERIC OVER THERE?
507
00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:46,711
A QUARTER?
508
00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:49,547
CHECK THE OTHER EAR.
CHECK THE OTHER EAR!
509
00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,750
LOVIN' ME SOME ERIC.
510
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,418
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET JEN
AND ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS!
511
00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:55,753
[SIGHS] MAN.
512
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,389
IF HE STARTS
TALKING TO EVERYONE,
513
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,957
I WON'T WIN
STUDENT OF THE YEAR.
514
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,525
I WON'T GET TO GO TO FENWAY,
515
00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:03,560
AND FORGET ABOUT HANGING
WITH DANNY KOSTAS.
516
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:04,929
MAN, WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF--
517
00:21:04,961 --> 00:21:06,064
OH!
518
00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:07,331
JACKIE!
519
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,534
[GASPS] OH!
520
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,970
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH,
JACKIE, BOO-BOO BEAR!
521
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,572
WHO ARE YOU?
522
00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,509
I'M LISA,
YOU SILLY GOOSE.
523
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,443
OH! THIS IS LISA!
524
00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:20,612
YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
525
00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:22,780
-FROM ARIZONA.
-COOL.
526
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:23,515
NO! NOT COOL.
527
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,517
IT'S NOT REAL.
I MADE IT UP.
528
00:21:25,549 --> 00:21:26,550
THERE'S NO ARIZONA?
529
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,354
I KNEW THE GRAND CANYON
WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
530
00:21:29,386 --> 00:21:32,790
WAIT! YOU MADE UP
A FAKE GIRLFRIEND?
531
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:34,058
YOU LIED TO US?
532
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:37,329
I AM NOT FAKE!
533
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,465
SEE WHAT I MADE
FOR YOU, SNOOKUMS?
534
00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:47,839
[♪♪♪]
535
00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:51,743
DUDE?
536
00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:54,012
ON IT.
537
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,849
HEY... JEN. [CHUCKLES]
538
00:21:57,882 --> 00:22:01,553
UH... I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
539
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,620
OKAY, OKAY.
540
00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:04,489
UH, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
541
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:06,124
WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO
SEE MY BOYFRIEND?
542
00:22:06,156 --> 00:22:08,125
WHAT?
543
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,461
I'M NOT
YOUR BOYFRIEND!
544
00:22:09,493 --> 00:22:12,062
ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
545
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:12,963
[SOBS]
546
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:16,901
AFTER I DROVE
ALL THE WAY FROM ARIZONA?
547
00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:19,503
ON A LEARNER'S PERMIT?
548
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,873
WOW, JACK, I'M SURPRISED!
549
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:24,908
YOU AND LISA
ALWAYS SEEMED SO SOLID.
550
00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:25,942
HMM...
551
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,047
I HAVE NO IDEA
IF YOU SHOULD TAKE JAZZ OR TAP.
552
00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:30,881
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
553
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,951
WHY YOU'VE BEEN MEANING
TO ASK ME THAT.
554
00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:34,818
OKAY. JUST, UH...
555
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:37,656
TELL ME
WHICH YOU LIKE BETTER.
556
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,460
THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL!
557
00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:44,395
WHAT WE HAVE ISN'T REAL?
558
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,765
[DARKLY]:
I SEE HOW IT IS.
559
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,067
[ROARS]: YOU THINK
YOU CAN JUST THROW ME AWAY,
560
00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:50,567
LIKE A STALE ENCHILADA?
561
00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:54,506
WELL, GIRLFRIENDS
ARE NOT ENCHILADAS, JACK!
562
00:22:54,538 --> 00:22:56,039
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
BE BREAKING UP
563
00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:57,409
IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS.
564
00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:58,643
WE AREN'T BREAKING UP.
565
00:22:58,675 --> 00:23:00,043
WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE
BREAKING UP
566
00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:01,880
BECAUSE WE WERE NEVER DATING!
567
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,482
[STARTS WAILING]:
WAH-AH-AH!
568
00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:06,951
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
569
00:23:06,983 --> 00:23:08,185
HOW ABOUT THIS?
570
00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:11,722
[LISA WAILING LOUDLY
IN THE DISTANCE]
571
00:23:11,756 --> 00:23:14,625
LET'S GO OVER HERE
WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE YOU CRYING.
572
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:18,863
[LISA WHIMPERING]
573
00:23:18,895 --> 00:23:19,663
TA-DAH!
574
00:23:19,696 --> 00:23:22,900
AS IMPRESSIVE
AS THIS IS... NOT,
575
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,702
JUST TELL JACK THAT
I CAME OUT HERE TO SEE MIKEY,
576
00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:28,039
BUT YOU WEIRDED ME OUT,
SO I LEFT.
577
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:30,808
OKAY.
578
00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:35,747
I THINK JAZZ,
BUT...
579
00:23:35,779 --> 00:23:37,816
LET ME SEE
THE TAP AGAIN.
580
00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,149
CALM DOWN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.
581
00:23:39,182 --> 00:23:40,184
I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
582
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,554
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE.
583
00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:44,588
LET'S GET A FAMILY CELL PLAN.
584
00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:46,724
THAT WAY,
OUR LOVE WILL BE FOREVER.
585
00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:48,960
YEAH... LET'S DO THAT.
586
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:52,763
UH... OH! BUT I GOT SCHOOL,
SO HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU AFTER?
587
00:23:52,797 --> 00:23:54,531
AFTER SCHOOL IT IS. EE!
588
00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:56,234
OKAY.
589
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,836
OH! YOU KNOW WHAT, MIKEY?
590
00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:01,171
WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH HER,
SO SHE DOESN'T GET LOST?
591
00:24:01,204 --> 00:24:02,941
OH, BUT I WANTED
TO MEET--
592
00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:04,075
THANKS, MAN.
YOU'RE JUST THE BEST.
593
00:24:04,107 --> 00:24:06,911
DON'T KEEP ME WAITING
TOO LONG, POOKIE.
594
00:24:06,943 --> 00:24:09,980
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
595
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,849
[GIGGLES]
596
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:15,753
DUDE! WHAT IS HAPPENING?
597
00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:18,222
WORST-CASE SCENARIO?
598
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,791
WORST-CASE SCENARIO!
599
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,159
ALL OF MY LIES
ARE ALL COMING TRUE.
600
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:23,595
SOMEHOW, THE THINGS
THAT I MADE UP ARE REAL NOW.
601
00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,797
WHAT? HOW? WHAT?
602
00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:26,630
EXACTLY.
603
00:24:26,663 --> 00:24:27,531
SO, WAIT--
604
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:30,869
IF I LIE ABOUT SOMETHING,
IT'LL COME TRUE?
605
00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,138
I... HAVE A JET-PACK!
606
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,074
I MEAN, I'M NOT
GOING CRAZY, AM I?
607
00:24:37,107 --> 00:24:38,142
AM I GOING CRAZY?
608
00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:39,210
[THUD]
609
00:24:39,242 --> 00:24:41,879
GUYS, IT DIDN'T
WORK FOR ME.
610
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:45,149
MAYBE I SHOULD TO
TRY IT FROM HIGHER.
611
00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,184
WE CAN'T BOTH
BE GOING CRAZY.
612
00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,254
I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY
REASONABLE EXPLANATION
613
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,855
FOR ALL THIS.
614
00:24:50,887 --> 00:24:52,656
HAVE YOU ANGERED A GENIE?
615
00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:55,192
OR, UH, STOLEN GOLD
FROM A LEPRECHAUN?
616
00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:56,694
NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.
617
00:24:56,727 --> 00:24:57,561
WELL, WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT
618
00:24:57,595 --> 00:24:59,663
HOW TO STOP THIS
BEFORE IT GETS WORSE.
619
00:24:59,696 --> 00:25:01,064
"WORSE"?
620
00:25:01,097 --> 00:25:04,201
HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY
GET ANY WORSE?
621
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:08,006
OH! WHY WOULD
YOU SAY THAT?
622
00:25:08,038 --> 00:25:10,141
YOU NEVER SAY THAT!
ROOKIE MOVE, MAN!
623
00:25:10,173 --> 00:25:11,643
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN
COME INTO OUR FOREST,
624
00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:14,078
PICK A FIGHT...
AND JUST FORGET ABOUT IT?
625
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:16,881
WE DIDN'T FORGET.
626
00:25:16,914 --> 00:25:19,683
LUMBERJACKS
HAVE MEMORIES LIKE MOOSE.
627
00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:21,786
MOOSE HAVE EXCELLENT MEMORIES.
628
00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:23,221
DON'T TELL ME.
THE LUMBERJACKS?
629
00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:25,756
FROM WHEN YOU DIDN'T BREAK
YOUR ARM AT THE BIKE PARK?
630
00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:26,891
OH, OKAY. GUYS...
631
00:25:26,924 --> 00:25:29,159
THERE'S NO NEED TO GET PHYSICAL.
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!
632
00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,663
I CAME HERE TO WEAR FLANNEL
AND KICK BUTT.
633
00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:33,932
AND I ALREADY
GOT MY FLANNELS ON!
634
00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:35,966
FLANNEL IS THE FABRIC OF CHOICE
FOR LUMBERJACKIN'
635
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,003
BECAUSE IT CONTINUES TO INSULATE
EVEN WHEN IT'S WET.
636
00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:42,207
THAT WAS
SURPRISINGLY INFORMATIVE.
637
00:25:43,673 --> 00:25:46,577
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THEM.
YOU GUYS TAKE THE BIG ONE.
638
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,645
THEY'RE BOTH THE BIG ONE!
639
00:25:47,678 --> 00:25:49,113
[ROARS]
640
00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:50,615
[STOPS ROARING]
641
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:52,716
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
642
00:25:53,651 --> 00:25:55,019
STURDY. HEH.
643
00:25:55,051 --> 00:25:57,254
GOOD LUCK.
644
00:25:57,288 --> 00:26:00,091
OKAY. I CAN BUY YOU
THREE SECONDS.
645
00:26:01,258 --> 00:26:02,826
HEY, GUYS!
646
00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:05,996
CAN I GET YOUR OPINION
ON SOMETHING?
647
00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:07,197
[FEET TAPPING]
648
00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:14,139
NO-NO-NO--
NO, OKAY. OKAY.
649
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,977
[RYAN YELPS]: OOH! I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO STRETCH!
650
00:26:19,009 --> 00:26:20,944
AHH--
651
00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:23,381
OOH! AH!
652
00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:26,183
[HIGH VOICE]:
SO MAYBE THE JAZZ, THEN?
653
00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:36,326
[LUMBERJACKS GRUNTING]
654
00:26:36,326 --> 00:26:38,061
[FUMING]
655
00:26:38,095 --> 00:26:39,998
-PULL HARDER!
-IT'S SUCK!
656
00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,866
YOU'D BETTER BE
COWERING IN THERE!
657
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,003
[GRUNTING]
658
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:46,004
[ROCK]: COME ON, CHIP!
PUT SOME MUSCLE INTO IT.
659
00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:48,840
��
660
00:26:48,840 --> 00:27:00,217
JACK?
661
00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:03,153
AHH. HI, JENNIFER.
662
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,254
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
663
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:05,423
OH. UM, LUMBERJACKS.
664
00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:08,125
I'M GOING TO PRETEND
THAT'S NOT A WEIRD ANSWER.
665
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,028
SO, UH, WHATCHA--
WHATCHA DOIN'?
666
00:27:11,061 --> 00:27:12,429
OH, JUST
TALKING TO MIKEY.
667
00:27:12,462 --> 00:27:13,998
WHAT?
668
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:14,865
HEY, BUDDY.
669
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:16,299
NICE SHIRT!
670
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,802
A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T
PULL OFF THE SHREDDED LOOK,
671
00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:19,737
BUT YOU ARE NAILIN' IT.
672
00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:20,971
.A
673
00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:22,006
[SNAP]
674
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,009
-[ROARING]: IT'S TIMBER-R-R-R--
-TIMBER-R-R--
675
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:26,711
[OVERLAPPING, MEEKLY]:
...TIME.
676
00:27:26,743 --> 00:27:28,779
OKAY, UH, LET'S GO
STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE.
677
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:29,747
HERE THEY ARE!
678
00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,982
OKAY.
679
00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:35,053
COLUMBIAN MAPLE?
[SCOFFS]
680
00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:37,954
IT'S LIKE THE GUY'S NEVER
BARRICADED A DOOR BEFORE.
681
00:27:37,988 --> 00:27:40,357
[BOTH CRACKING UP]
682
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:41,692
[PLANK CLATTERS]
683
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,294
I TOLD YOU
TO STAY WITH LISA.
684
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:45,063
OH, SHE GOT TIRED OF
WAITING AROUND AND TOOK OFF.
685
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:46,463
SOMETHING ABOUT
STAKING OUT YOUR HOUSE?
686
00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:48,365
WAIT. WHO'S LISA?
687
00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:50,467
OH, UH, JUST A...
688
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,403
OLD FRIEND FROM COLLEGE.
689
00:27:52,435 --> 00:27:53,937
YOU'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL.
690
00:27:53,971 --> 00:27:54,905
IT WAS A SUMMER PROGRAM.
691
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:57,341
WELL, I'M GLAD
I GOT TO FINALLY MEET MIKEY.
692
00:27:57,374 --> 00:27:59,143
HE'S FANTASTIC.
693
00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:00,877
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING RIGHT NOW?
694
00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:02,947
YOU HAVE TO COME OVER
TO MY HOUSE.
695
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,347
WE HAVE
THE CUTEST KITTY.
696
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:06,417
AW!
697
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:07,951
YOU THROW IN SOME LEMONADE,
698
00:28:07,984 --> 00:28:11,254
AND YOU JUST DESCRIBED
MY PERFECT AFTERNOON.
699
00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:12,355
WE'VE GOT A HUGGER!
700
00:28:12,388 --> 00:28:13,990
OH, OKAY.
701
00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:15,992
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER?
YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER.
702
00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:18,229
-WHY CAN'T I TALK TO HER?
-YEAH, WHY CAN'T HE TALK TO ME?
703
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,129
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
704
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,231
YOU GUYS ARE JUST
BOTH COMPLETE STRANGERS.
705
00:28:21,265 --> 00:28:21,999
WE ARE NOT STRANGERS.
706
00:28:22,032 --> 00:28:23,900
YOU'VE TOLD ME
SO MUCH ABOUT JENNY,
707
00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:25,737
-I FEEL LIKE I ALREADY KNOW HER.
"JENNY"?
708
00:28:25,769 --> 00:28:26,503
YOU TALK ABOUT ME?
709
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,872
PFFT. NO!
710
00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:29,139
SURE HE DOES.
711
00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,509
AND YOU ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS
JACK IS ALWAYS SAYING YOU ARE.
712
00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:32,943
I NEVER TOLD SAID THAT TO YOU!
713
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:34,078
YOU DON'T THINK
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL?
714
00:28:34,111 --> 00:28:35,847
OH, WHAT? [STAMMERING]
715
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,182
NO, I-- [SIGHING]
716
00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:41,885
WILL YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND?
THANK YOU.
717
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:46,124
I CAN SEE WHY
YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH.
718
00:28:46,156 --> 00:28:47,391
DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
719
00:28:47,424 --> 00:28:50,994
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST STAY AWAY
FROM HER? AND ALL MY FRIENDS!
720
00:28:51,028 --> 00:28:52,230
I HAVE BIG THINGS
GOING ON THIS WEEK,
721
00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:54,264
AND I CAN'T
HAVE YOU MESSING THEM UP!
722
00:28:55,332 --> 00:28:57,401
[KID]: HEY, LOOK!
ISN'T THAT MIKEY?
723
00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:58,403
HEY!
724
00:29:00,436 --> 00:29:03,507
[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]
725
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,946
THEY WEDGIED ME SO HARD,
I CAN TASTE MY UNDERWEAR.
726
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,883
I THINK I NEED PLIERS
TO DIG THEM OUT.
727
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:13,150
[LAUGHING AND CHATTING]
728
00:29:13,183 --> 00:29:14,951
THIS GUY'S
GOTTA BE A FAKE.
729
00:29:14,984 --> 00:29:17,521
IF ONLY
WE COULD PROVE IT.
730
00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,190
MAYBE WE CAN.
731
00:29:19,222 --> 00:29:22,493
WE HAVE TO DEFEAT HIM
IN THE ARENA OF THE MIND.
732
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:27,365
OKAY.
733
00:29:27,397 --> 00:29:29,000
[RYAN WHIMPERING]
734
00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:31,935
OH... HEY, MIKEY.
735
00:29:33,369 --> 00:29:35,438
SO, YOU'VE KNOWN JACK
A WHILE NOW, HUH?
736
00:29:35,471 --> 00:29:38,175
YEAH, TWO YEARS.
A TRUE FRIEND.
737
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,576
AREN'T FRIENDS
THE GREATEST?
738
00:29:39,609 --> 00:29:40,510
YEAH.
739
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:43,147
I STILL REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME I MET JACK.
740
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:45,583
THIRD GRADE!
SCIENCE CLASS.
741
00:29:45,615 --> 00:29:48,286
OH! YEAH, YEAH.
742
00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:51,923
I WAS TOTALLY BUMMED
BECAUSE, UH,
743
00:29:51,955 --> 00:29:52,889
MY PET GOLDFISH
HAD JUST DIED.
744
00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,057
UH, "LADYBUG."
745
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:56,426
AND RYAN HELPED ME
FLUSH HIM.
746
00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:59,163
THAT'S JUST WHAT FRIENDS DO.
747
00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:01,365
YOU GUYS NEVER TOLD ME
THAT STORY.
748
00:30:01,397 --> 00:30:03,233
THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
749
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:06,103
HMM, WELL, I MUST
HAVE THINGS WRONG,
750
00:30:06,135 --> 00:30:08,271
BECAUSE, IF I RECALL,
751
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:09,539
YOU MET
IN THE FIFTH GRADE.
752
00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:10,574
YOUR PET DIDN'T DIE,
IT ESCAPED,
753
00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,576
WHICH MAKES MORE SENSE,
BECAUSE IT WAS A TURTLE,
754
00:30:12,609 --> 00:30:13,677
NOT A GOLDFISH,
755
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:14,846
AND YOU DIDN'T FLUSH IT,
RYAN HELPED YOU PAINT A ROCK
756
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:17,347
UNDER THE BIG OAK TREE
IN YOUR BACKYARD AS A MEMORIAL.
757
00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:18,349
AND SOMETIMES...
758
00:30:18,382 --> 00:30:21,419
YOU STILL HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER
OF TINY FLIPPERS
759
00:30:21,451 --> 00:30:23,253
WHEN YOU SIT IN ITS SHADE.
760
00:30:23,287 --> 00:30:24,521
[SIGHS]
761
00:30:26,123 --> 00:30:28,259
AT LEAST
THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT.
762
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:31,995
THIS IS
REALLY HAPPENING.
763
00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:34,397
WHY IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
764
00:30:34,431 --> 00:30:37,969
[CAR HORN HONKS]
765
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:40,504
LET'S GO, PIT-STAINS.
766
00:30:42,138 --> 00:30:43,206
OKAY, LET'S
FIGURE THIS OUT.
767
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,442
HOW MANY LIES
HAVE YOU TOLD?
768
00:30:44,474 --> 00:30:46,443
I STARTED A LIST.
769
00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,146
ONE TIME, I TRIED TO IMPRESS
PEOPLE AT SUMMER CAMP
770
00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:51,382
BY TELLING THEM MY UNCLE
WAS A PRO WRESTLER
771
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,951
OH, I WAS LATE MEETING ERIC
AT THE MOVIES
772
00:30:53,983 --> 00:30:55,653
SO I SAID I WAS
ALMOST ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
773
00:30:55,685 --> 00:30:58,021
YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
774
00:30:58,055 --> 00:31:00,423
I SAID I WAS ADOPTED
BY ASIAN PARENTS
775
00:31:00,457 --> 00:31:02,226
SO I COULD CUT CLASS
ON CHINESE NEW YEAR--
776
00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:03,461
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE IT'S EASIER
777
00:31:03,493 --> 00:31:05,395
IF YOU LIST THE THINGS
YOU DIDN'T LIE ABOUT.
778
00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:07,064
HANNAH?
779
00:31:07,096 --> 00:31:09,634
WHEN YOU GOT BRACES,
I WAS EMBARRASSED.
780
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,001
I TOLD PEOPLE
I DIDN'T HAVE A SISTER.
781
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,136
BUT YOU'RE STILL HERE.
YOU'RE STILL HERE!
782
00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:14,572
THAT MEANS
THERE'S STILL HOPE!
783
00:31:14,605 --> 00:31:17,174
[BRAKES SCREECH]
784
00:31:18,174 --> 00:31:21,177
OKAY. I'LL HOP
ON THE CRAZY TRAIN.
785
00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,181
WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
786
00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:27,484
HEY. LOOK!
787
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,319
IT'S JENNIFER AND MIKEY!
788
00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:30,587
OVER HERE, GUYS!
789
00:31:35,726 --> 00:31:37,061
WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM.
790
00:31:37,094 --> 00:31:40,498
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHAT HE'S SAYING TO HER.
791
00:31:40,530 --> 00:31:42,332
[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW--
792
00:31:47,471 --> 00:31:49,574
I'M JUST TWO BLOCKS
UP ON THE LEFT.
793
00:31:51,107 --> 00:31:52,442
[RESENTFUL SIGH]
794
00:31:59,115 --> 00:32:01,085
OKAY, LET'S GO.
795
00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:03,520
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
ACT NATURAL.
796
00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:06,356
[SIGHS DISMISSIVELY]
797
00:32:09,993 --> 00:32:11,528
DUDE, WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
798
00:32:11,561 --> 00:32:13,530
THE NEIGHBORS ARE GONNA THINK
WE'RE UP TO SOMETHING.
799
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:15,466
WE ARE UP TO SOMETHING!
800
00:32:19,269 --> 00:32:21,705
[MIKEY AND JENNIFER LAUGHING]
801
00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:27,211
OH...
802
00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:30,046
DUDE, HAS JENNIFER
EVER INVITED YOU OVER?
803
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:31,381
SILENCE!
804
00:32:31,414 --> 00:32:33,151
-[JACK GASPS]
-[BOYS HIT GROUND]
805
00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:37,054
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
806
00:32:37,086 --> 00:32:39,490
I KNOW.
I'M GOING IN.
807
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,192
WHAT?
808
00:32:41,224 --> 00:32:42,492
I LIED THIS GUY
INTO EXISTENCE.
809
00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:43,326
I NEED TO MAKE SURE
810
00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:45,228
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
TO HURT ANYONE,
811
00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:48,398
OR WORSE-- MESS UP
MY CHANCES WITH THE SOX.
812
00:32:48,432 --> 00:32:49,567
THAT'S WORSE?
813
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,634
FINE,
"EQUALLY TRAGIC."
814
00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:52,569
[DISGUSTED GROAN]
815
00:32:57,207 --> 00:32:58,743
-DUDE.
-ON IT.
816
00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:03,681
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
817
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:08,219
HI. CAN I HELP YOU?
818
00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:09,653
YEAH, UM, HI.
819
00:33:09,685 --> 00:33:11,422
-HI!
-HI.
820
00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:13,790
I'M SELLING
BUMBLEBEE GIRLS COOKIES.
821
00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:17,128
AND YOU'RE A BUMBLEBEE... GIRL?
822
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,697
NOT YET. JUST GOT TO
SELL SOME MORE COOKIES.
823
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:21,231
OH... [CHUCKLES]
824
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,401
YOU ARE... [CHUCKLES]
825
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:24,801
[MIKEY AND JENNIFER LAUGHING]
826
00:33:24,835 --> 00:33:26,703
SO...
827
00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:27,705
I'M JUST GONNA GRAB MY PURSE.
828
00:33:27,738 --> 00:33:28,939
NO, NO. NO, NO.
829
00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:33,543
UM, FIRST, I NEED TO RECITE
THE BUMBLEBEE GIRL CODE FOR YOU.
830
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,145
GREAT.
831
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,349
"A BUMBLEBEE GIRL
IS HONEST AND TRUE.
832
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:43,387
"A BUMBLEBEE GIRL
IS BLACK AND--"
833
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,255
YELLOW?
834
00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:45,423
YELLOW! [AWKWARD LAUGH]
835
00:33:45,455 --> 00:33:49,125
UH, "A BUMBLEBEE GIRL NEVER
STINGS UNLESS SHE HAS TO."
836
00:33:53,196 --> 00:33:55,532
[JENNIFER]:
AND THIS IS BUTTONS.
837
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:57,601
[MIKEY]: OH, MY GOSH,
BUTTONS IS SO CUTE.
838
00:33:57,634 --> 00:33:58,836
[JENNIFER]: I KNOW!
839
00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:00,236
[MIKEY]: BUTTONS
IS CUTE AS A BUTTON
840
00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:01,305
INSIDE A BUTTON.
841
00:34:01,337 --> 00:34:04,674
THAT'S BUTTON
WITHIN ANOTHER BUTTON.
842
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:07,678
[JENNIFER]: YOU ARE CRAZY.
843
00:34:07,711 --> 00:34:08,711
[MIKEY]: HE'S SO CUTE!
844
00:34:08,744 --> 00:34:10,181
I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH HIM!
845
00:34:10,213 --> 00:34:11,416
KITTENS.
846
00:34:15,619 --> 00:34:17,622
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
847
00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:23,561
[HUMMING]
848
00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:27,164
[WATER RUNNING]
849
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:29,434
[HUMMING LOUDER]
850
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:33,703
OH, YEAH.
851
00:34:34,838 --> 00:34:36,574
PEW!
852
00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:41,679
[SNIFFING] OOH.
853
00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:45,282
[SNIFFS AND GAGS]
854
00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:51,389
[SNIFFS] MM! HELLO.
855
00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:54,324
[WATER CONTINUES RUNNING]
856
00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:05,369
[EXHALES CONTENTEDLY]
857
00:35:05,402 --> 00:35:07,505
[WIFE LINDA]: HONEY!
858
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:10,173
DO YOU WANT
SOME BUMBLEBEE GIRL COOKIES?
859
00:35:10,206 --> 00:35:12,643
OOH! GET ME
THE "LEMONY ZESTS."
860
00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:15,913
BUT NO "PEPPERMINT FATTIES!"
THEY'RE WAY OVERRATED!
861
00:35:15,945 --> 00:35:17,714
HANG ON.
862
00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:20,384
I'D BETTER HANDLE THIS.
863
00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,621
[SHUTS WATER OFF]
864
00:35:32,963 --> 00:35:35,231
[SLIPPING]
865
00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:37,734
[CRASHING]
866
00:35:37,734 --> 00:36:07,664
[CRASHING]
867
00:36:07,664 --> 00:36:09,667
[BOWL SHATTERING]
868
00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:11,601
WHAT...
869
00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:13,971
JUST...
870
00:36:14,003 --> 00:36:15,605
HAPPENED?
871
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:16,941
[MIKEY AND JENNIFER LAUGHING]
872
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:22,480
[LAUGHING AS GLASSES CLINK]
873
00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:30,420
I SAID I DON'T WANT
ANY "PEPPERMINT FATTIES."
874
00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:31,956
I TOLD HIM, HAL.
875
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:32,990
I TOLD HIM, I SAID,
876
00:36:33,023 --> 00:36:33,990
"MY HUSBAND DOESN'T LIKE
THE PEPPERMINT FATTIES."
877
00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,792
[LINDA]: SO... BEST OF LUCK
BECOMING A BUMBLE BEE GIRL.
878
00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:39,862
WAIT.
879
00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,332
FIRST, I NEED TO GET
YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING.
880
00:36:41,364 --> 00:36:43,299
[HUMMING AS HE TAPS]
881
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,469
WHOO! [CHUCKLES]
882
00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:47,671
OKAY. OR... OR--
883
00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:49,273
[JENNIFER]:
YEAH, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
884
00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:52,610
JACK IS ALWAYS PLAYING GAMES,
YOU KNOW?
885
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:54,711
[MIKEY]: I'VE FOUND THAT
PEOPLE TEND TO PLAY GAMES
886
00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:56,746
WHEN THEY'RE AFRAID TO SHOW YOU
WHO THEY REALLY ARE.
887
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,749
I'M WITH OLD BEN FRANKLIN
ON THIS ONE--
888
00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:01,619
HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY.
889
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,820
[CHUCKLING]
890
00:37:03,853 --> 00:37:04,721
WHAT DOES THAT GUY KNOW
ABOUT HONESTY?
891
00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:05,990
HE'S A TOTAL LIE!
892
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,825
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
I CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING, MIKEY.
893
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:09,493
WELL, YOU CAN
DEFINITELY TELL ME
894
00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:10,627
WHERE I CAN
GET SOME MORE
895
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:12,596
OF THESE
DELICIOUS MUFFINS.
896
00:37:12,628 --> 00:37:14,797
THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
897
00:37:14,831 --> 00:37:16,066
[FUMES QUIETLY]: OH, YOU KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE MUFFINS.
898
00:37:16,099 --> 00:37:19,503
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
899
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,537
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
900
00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:22,807
[MIKEY]:
MUST'VE BEEN YOUR FOLKS...
901
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:24,507
HOW MANY EMOTICONS
CAN YOU USE?
902
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:25,742
...WHO ARE AWESOME,
BY THE WAY!
903
00:37:25,775 --> 00:37:26,909
[JENNIFER CHUCKLES]
904
00:37:26,943 --> 00:37:27,911
♪ DOO-DAH! ♪
905
00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:30,748
-YEAH...
-YEAH?
906
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:32,849
WELL, "YES" TO THE TAP,
907
00:37:32,882 --> 00:37:34,984
BUT I'M STICKING STRONG ON "NO"
TO THE PEPPERMINT FATTIES.
908
00:37:35,018 --> 00:37:39,023
AW, COME ON.
909
00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,626
NO. WAIT!
910
00:37:42,659 --> 00:37:43,527
BUMBLEBEES NEVER GIVE UP!
911
00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:44,527
HAL, HONEY, CAN YOU
EMPTY THE KITTY LITTER?
912
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:48,298
BUT MY BUBBLE BATH
IS GONNA GET COLD.
913
00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:50,534
IT'S BEEN A WEEK.
914
00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:52,536
-[SIGHS] FINE.
-LOVE YOU!
915
00:37:52,568 --> 00:37:54,904
UGH. KITTENS.
916
00:37:57,773 --> 00:37:59,844
[JACK GROANING]
917
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,556
[HAL GROANING]:
OHH! OHH, OHH...
918
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:23,800
OHH... UGH.
919
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,903
GROSS.
920
00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:32,576
SO GROSS.
921
00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:42,385
OH!
922
00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:43,721
SHH, SHH, SHH...
923
00:38:45,121 --> 00:38:47,023
[HAL]: HONEY?
924
00:38:47,023 --> 00:39:04,907
THE GARBAGE ISN'T A TOY.
OKAY?
925
00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:07,411
ENJOY YOUR TEA.
926
00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:08,512
[HAL CHUCKLES, THEN GROANS]
927
00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:11,115
PLEASE, PLEASE!
SHH, SHH, SHH!
928
00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,750
[DEJECTED SIGH]
929
00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:14,985
[TIRES SCREECHING]
930
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:17,954
SON, WHAT IN THE WORLD
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
931
00:39:27,097 --> 00:39:29,100
NEIGHBORS CALLED
ABOUT A TRESPASSER.
932
00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:39,809
DON'T YOU WORK AT
THE CONVENTION CENTER?
933
00:39:39,842 --> 00:39:44,514
I DID.
934
00:39:44,547 --> 00:39:46,682
UNTIL I WAS FIRED
FOR LEAVING MY POST
935
00:39:46,715 --> 00:39:47,918
TO CHASE
PRETEND BEARS.
936
00:39:47,951 --> 00:39:48,818
IF I EVER CATCH
937
00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:51,422
THAT LITTLE PUNK
THAT LIED TO ME,
938
00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:52,489
I'M GONNA WRITE SUCH A--
939
00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:53,724
JACK?
940
00:39:53,757 --> 00:39:55,192
OH... HEY.
941
00:39:55,224 --> 00:39:56,860
JENNIFER. [CHUCKLES]
942
00:39:56,893 --> 00:39:58,661
MIKEY.
943
00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:01,197
YOU OKAY, PARDNER?
944
00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,867
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
945
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,469
YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER NOT SAY,
SO I'M JUST GONNA--
946
00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:07,070
HEY!
947
00:40:07,103 --> 00:40:08,171
THAT WAS
COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!
948
00:40:08,204 --> 00:40:12,977
HAD MY HOUSE KEYS ON IT!
949
00:40:15,211 --> 00:40:16,213
[RYAN]: I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, DUDE.
950
00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:20,550
I MEAN,
IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE.
951
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:23,086
[CRACK]
952
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:29,792
DUDE, I HAD TO SHOWER
THREE TIMES
953
00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,461
JUST TO GET THE KITTY LITTER
OUTTA MY EARS.
954
00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:33,596
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE JENNIFER'S
FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT.
955
00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:39,603
YEAH, SHE'S NEVER
GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT.
956
00:40:39,635 --> 00:40:42,472
THIS AFTERNOON,
957
00:40:42,505 --> 00:40:44,841
I HAD IT ALL,
958
00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:47,611
NOW IT'S ALL FALLING APART
BECAUSE OF MIKEY.
959
00:40:47,643 --> 00:40:48,978
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
YOU MADE HIM,
960
00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:49,947
SO, REALLY, IT'S ON YOU.
961
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:52,715
WELL, WE HAVE TO
THINK TACTICALLY.
962
00:40:52,748 --> 00:40:54,183
WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHO MIKEY IS
963
00:40:54,217 --> 00:40:56,119
AND SEND HIM BACK TO WHATEVER
DIMENSION HE CAME FROM.
964
00:40:57,521 --> 00:40:58,822
[CRACK]
965
00:40:58,855 --> 00:41:00,990
DUDE. DROP THE BAT.
966
00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:03,527
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PRACTICE BAT-BOYING
967
00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:05,027
IF YOU DON'T
DROP THE BAT?
968
00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:06,730
YEAH. RIGHT. SORRY.
969
00:41:06,762 --> 00:41:08,197
-THANK YOU.
-NAILED IT.
970
00:41:08,231 --> 00:41:09,566
THANKS.
971
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:10,901
[STUDENTS LAUGHING
AND CHATTING]
972
00:41:10,934 --> 00:41:13,202
[WHISPERING AND SNICKERING]
973
00:41:13,235 --> 00:41:14,771
YOU DON'T THINK
THEY'RE LAUGHING ABOUT
974
00:41:18,974 --> 00:41:22,913
WHAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY, DO YOU?
975
00:41:22,945 --> 00:41:24,781
NAH. I'M SURE
IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
976
00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:27,851
DUDE! I JUST HEARD
THE FUNNIEST THING
977
00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:29,853
ABOUT YOU WEARING MAKEUP
OUTSIDE JENNIFER'S HOUSE.
978
00:41:29,885 --> 00:41:32,822
EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING
ABOUT IT.
979
00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,791
I MEAN, EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE FAMOUS!
980
00:41:34,824 --> 00:41:37,628
OKAY, MAYBE
THEY WERE LAUGHING
981
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,563
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY.
982
00:41:39,596 --> 00:41:42,199
[SIGHS DARKLY]
I'M A JOKE.
983
00:41:44,701 --> 00:41:46,670
HEY! STAY FOCUSED.
984
00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:47,670
TODAY IS
ALL ABOUT MIKEY.
985
00:41:47,704 --> 00:41:50,039
-WHAT'S ALL ABOUT ME?
-GAH!
986
00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:52,308
WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
987
00:41:52,342 --> 00:41:54,211
WELL, MY MOM SAYS FROM HEAVEN,
BUT MY BIOLOGY TEACHER SAYS--
988
00:41:54,244 --> 00:41:55,646
FORGET IT!
989
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,280
I DON'T CARE.
990
00:41:57,313 --> 00:42:00,716
JACK, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
991
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:01,952
YOU'RE NOT MAD
AT ME, ARE YOU?
992
00:42:01,985 --> 00:42:03,320
M-MAD?
993
00:42:03,353 --> 00:42:06,188
[SNAPS]: MAD?
994
00:42:06,222 --> 00:42:08,959
HEY, JACK.
995
00:42:08,992 --> 00:42:10,193
EASY.
996
00:42:10,226 --> 00:42:11,260
OH, WHAT?
WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
997
00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:12,596
WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS, RIGHT?
998
00:42:12,628 --> 00:42:14,831
I SURE AM GLAD
TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT,
999
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:19,735
BECAUSE I HAD SO MUCH
FUN HERE YESTERDAY,
1000
00:42:19,768 --> 00:42:21,971
I DECIDED
TO COME BACK TODAY.
1001
00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:25,108
IN FACT, I THINK
I'M GONNA TRANSFER HERE.
1002
00:42:25,141 --> 00:42:27,344
I WANNA SEE YOU WIN
"STUDENT OF THE YEAR."
1003
00:42:27,376 --> 00:42:29,645
GREAT NEWS. GREAT NEWS!
1004
00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:31,914
I KNEW
YOU'D BE EXCITED.
1005
00:42:31,947 --> 00:42:33,884
OH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
1006
00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:37,788
JENNIFER INVITED ME
1007
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:40,690
TO TAG ALONG
TO HER CLASSES TODAY.
1008
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,792
ISN'T SHE NICE?
1009
00:42:41,824 --> 00:42:42,858
OH-- [GASPS]
1010
00:42:42,891 --> 00:42:44,794
UH--
1011
00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:46,630
-HI!
-OH, UH, OKAY--
1012
00:42:46,663 --> 00:42:48,130
GREAT-- GREAT TALKING
TO YOU, MIKEY.
1013
00:42:48,164 --> 00:42:49,199
YOU HAVE
A FANTASTIC DAY!
1014
00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:50,666
I ALWAYS DO!
1015
00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:52,368
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO NICE TO HIM?
1016
00:42:52,402 --> 00:42:54,371
ARE YOU HAVING SOME SORT
OF BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW?
1017
00:42:54,403 --> 00:42:56,873
CHECK IT OUT.
1018
00:43:01,644 --> 00:43:02,980
YOU STOLE HIS WALLET?
1019
00:43:03,012 --> 00:43:05,081
I'M GONNA GIVE IT BACK!
1020
00:43:05,114 --> 00:43:06,382
AFTER I FIND OUT
WHERE HE LIVES.
1021
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:07,818
OH, PERFECT, WELL,
THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER THEN.
1022
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:09,086
IF WE'RE GOING TO SEND HIM BACK
TO WHERE HE CAME FROM,
1023
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:10,153
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHERE THAT IS.
1024
00:43:10,186 --> 00:43:13,856
MIKEY, MIKEY, MIKEY...
1025
00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:15,125
THESE ALL SAY MIKEY!
1026
00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:16,393
JACKPOT. HA!
1027
00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:19,328
JACKPOT. HA!
OH, WE KNOW WHERE
YOU LIVE, MIKEY.
1028
00:43:19,362 --> 00:43:20,998
OH, WE KNOW WHERE
YOU LIVE, MIKEY.
1029
00:43:22,297 --> 00:43:24,034
YOU ARE GOING DOWNTOWN!
1030
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:24,999
ACTUALLY,
I THINK THAT'S UPTOWN.
1031
00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:25,402
AND TO THE WEST.
1032
00:43:25,434 --> 00:43:27,403
OH! OH, YEAH, NO,
HE'S GOING DOWNTOWN.
1033
00:43:27,436 --> 00:43:29,405
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE COMPLETE
OPPOSITE OF THIS ADDRESS.
1034
00:43:29,438 --> 00:43:30,773
ALRIGHT, WELL,
THIS IS IT.
1035
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,110
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
1036
00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:37,780
THIS GUY IS TOO GOOD.
1037
00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:40,817
HE'S BEEN MESSING WITH US
THE WHOLE TIME.
1038
00:43:40,849 --> 00:43:43,052
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1039
00:43:46,956 --> 00:43:48,191
I USED TO TELL MY PARENTS
1040
00:43:48,224 --> 00:43:50,327
I WOULD TAKE MIKEY
HERE AS A REWARD
1041
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,662
WHEN HE DID WELL ON TESTS.
1042
00:43:51,695 --> 00:43:53,063
COME ON.
1043
00:43:53,096 --> 00:43:54,764
[LAUGHTER, CHATTER,
GAMES PINGING]
1044
00:43:54,797 --> 00:43:56,298
OKAY, OKAY, SO NOW
WE JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
1045
00:43:56,331 --> 00:43:57,733
WHO KNOWS WHO MIKEY IS.
1046
00:43:57,766 --> 00:44:00,803
AND HOW ARE WE
GONNA DO THAT?
1047
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,307
I DON'T KNOW.
1048
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:06,309
OH, JACK. WHAT'S UP?
1049
00:44:09,846 --> 00:44:11,447
OH, HEY! GUY.
1050
00:44:11,481 --> 00:44:12,883
DO YOU KNOW THAT KID?
1051
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,253
NO.
1052
00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:18,422
HEY, EXCUSE ME?
1053
00:44:20,889 --> 00:44:21,958
UH, HI!
1054
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:23,092
SO, UH...
1055
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,163
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
1056
00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:28,265
HOW DO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
DUDE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
1057
00:44:28,297 --> 00:44:29,699
WHERE'S MIKEY?
1058
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:30,801
AW, YOU KNOW MIKEY?
1059
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,335
'COURSE I KNOW MIKEY.
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH HILARIOUS.
1060
00:44:33,369 --> 00:44:34,471
YOU AND MIKEY ARE HERE
ALL THE TIME.
1061
00:44:34,503 --> 00:44:36,072
DUDE, ARE YOU SURE
MIKEY ISN'T REAL?
1062
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,841
RIGHT NOW,
I'M NOT EVEN SURE I'M REAL.
1063
00:44:37,873 --> 00:44:39,442
UH, OKAY, SO, UM,
1064
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:41,978
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHERE MIKEY IS NOW, DO YOU?
1065
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:44,380
OR WHERE HE LIVES?
OR WHO HIS PARENTS ARE?
1066
00:44:44,414 --> 00:44:45,515
OR WHAT SCHOOL HE GOES TO?
OR WHERE HE HANGS OUT?
1067
00:44:45,548 --> 00:44:48,784
SMOOTH...
NOT STALKERY AT ALL.
1068
00:44:48,818 --> 00:44:51,955
I KNOW WHERE HE HANGS.
HE HANGS HERE.
1069
00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:53,956
WITH YOU.
1070
00:44:53,989 --> 00:44:56,125
THAT WAS WEIRD
1071
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:57,827
AND UNINFORMATIVE.
1072
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,195
WE GOT A PLAN "B"?
1073
00:45:00,262 --> 00:45:02,231
[♪♪♪]
1074
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:03,500
THE HIPPO.
1075
00:45:03,532 --> 00:45:06,135
WHAT ABOUT IT?
1076
00:45:06,168 --> 00:45:08,504
MIKEY HAD HIM ON HIS BACKPACK.
1077
00:45:08,538 --> 00:45:10,873
MAYBE THE HIPPO KNOWS SOMETHING.
1078
00:45:10,907 --> 00:45:12,976
AW, YEAH.
I MEAN, WHY NOT?
1079
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:16,512
WOULDN'T BE THE STRANGEST THING
1080
00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:17,947
THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THE PAST TWO DAYS.
1081
00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:20,183
MM-MM. HEY! HEY, HIPPO!
1082
00:45:20,215 --> 00:45:21,083
[♪♪♪]
1083
00:45:21,117 --> 00:45:22,385
HE'S RUNNING. WE GOT A RUNNER!
WE GOT A RUNNER!
1084
00:45:22,418 --> 00:45:24,954
[♪♪♪]
1085
00:45:24,987 --> 00:45:27,423
LOOK AT HIM.
1086
00:45:27,456 --> 00:45:29,259
HE'S LIKE A FURRY, PURPLE
NINJA IN THAT THING!
1087
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:33,230
LET'S GO! OH...
1088
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:39,335
-HE'S GETTING AWAY!
-I SEE THAT.
1089
00:45:39,369 --> 00:45:41,438
[GRUNTING]
1090
00:45:41,471 --> 00:45:43,907
THIS IS THE WORST!
1091
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,876
NOPE! NO. THIS IS. UGH...
1092
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,311
-WAIT A SECOND.
-YEAH?
1093
00:45:51,815 --> 00:45:52,883
WHY ARE WE CHASING
THE HIPPO AGAIN?
1094
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:55,452
BECAUSE HE RAN!
1095
00:46:04,927 --> 00:46:06,496
MAYBE HE RAN
BECAUSE WE'RE CHASING HIM.
1096
00:46:06,528 --> 00:46:08,431
DON'T START THINKING
ON ME NOW, MAN. LET'S GO!
1097
00:46:08,463 --> 00:46:09,331
-ALRIGHT. OKAY.
-YOU GOOD?
1098
00:46:09,364 --> 00:46:11,033
YEAH. I'M OKAY.
1099
00:46:11,067 --> 00:46:14,003
HEY!
1100
00:46:14,036 --> 00:46:15,004
THIS IS THE BUMPER CARS,
NOT A TRACK MEET.
1101
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:16,206
WANNA CROSS THE FLOOR?
YOU GOTTA BUMP.
1102
00:46:25,914 --> 00:46:27,150
[♪♪♪]
1103
00:46:27,182 --> 00:46:29,351
-GO GET 'IM.
-I'M TRYING!
1104
00:46:29,385 --> 00:46:32,256
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1105
00:46:33,489 --> 00:46:36,527
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
1106
00:46:39,061 --> 00:46:40,429
OH, OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1107
00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:45,601
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
1108
00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:47,571
MINE WAS AN ACCIDENT.
1109
00:46:47,603 --> 00:46:50,372
SO WAS MINE.
1110
00:46:50,405 --> 00:46:51,407
-SERIOUSLY?
-SERIOUSLY!
1111
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,474
HE'S GETTING AWAY. AGAIN!
1112
00:46:52,507 --> 00:46:53,509
-WHY IS HE ALWAYS RUNNING?
-I DON'T KNOW.
1113
00:46:53,543 --> 00:46:54,443
[♪♪♪]
1114
00:46:57,547 --> 00:46:59,416
SHORTCUT. POOL TIME.
1115
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,985
OOF.
1116
00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:07,590
-THAT WAS--
-AWESOME.
1117
00:47:09,592 --> 00:47:12,996
-YES!
-AHH!
1118
00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:23,405
NICE!
1119
00:47:23,438 --> 00:47:24,974
WELL, WELL, WELL!
1120
00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:26,542
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
1121
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:36,552
SERIOUSLY?
1122
00:47:36,552 --> 00:47:38,422
DOES THIS TOWN
HAVE ANOTHER SECURITY GUARD?
1123
00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:42,659
SINCE WHEN DID YOU START
WORKING AT FUNLAND?
1124
00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:44,394
SINCE I GOT FIRED
FROM MY LAST JOB.
1125
00:47:44,427 --> 00:47:45,362
SOME SUDSY CLOWN
THREW MY KEYS INTO A BUSH.
1126
00:47:45,394 --> 00:47:47,998
WHY WOULD--
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
1127
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:49,331
I DON'T KNOW.
1128
00:47:49,364 --> 00:47:51,500
MAN.
1129
00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:55,005
BUT, PLEASE, WE HAVE
TO TALK TO THAT--
1130
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,539
...HIPPO.
1131
00:47:56,572 --> 00:47:57,974
HIPPO? OKAY.
1132
00:47:58,007 --> 00:47:59,242
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, FELLAS.
1133
00:47:59,275 --> 00:48:01,077
PLEASE, THE HIPPO
IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING!
1134
00:48:02,311 --> 00:48:04,346
OH, YOU'RE HOME LATE.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
1135
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:06,983
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
IF I TOLD YOU.
1136
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:09,385
HEY, BUDDY!
1137
00:48:09,418 --> 00:48:11,520
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
1138
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:20,297
WE'RE JUST PUZZLING.
1139
00:48:20,329 --> 00:48:22,565
[GASPS] FINISHED!
1140
00:48:22,597 --> 00:48:23,565
[TRIO GASPING]
1141
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:25,035
LOVELY! LOOK, JACK.
1142
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:26,469
MIKEY FINALLY
FINISHED OUR PUZZLE.
1143
00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:27,704
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT
MIKEY AROUND HERE BEFORE?
1144
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:29,105
HE IS A DOLL!
1145
00:48:29,137 --> 00:48:30,239
NO.
1146
00:48:30,273 --> 00:48:32,643
YOU ARE.
1147
00:48:35,344 --> 00:48:37,012
OH, HO, HO, HO!
1148
00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:38,681
[MIRTHFUL CHUCKLING]
1149
00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:40,250
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR GAME IS--
1150
00:48:40,282 --> 00:48:41,583
THIS ISN'T A GAME.
IT'S A PUZZLE.
1151
00:48:41,617 --> 00:48:43,586
[HUFFS]
YEAH, I KNOW IT IS.
1152
00:48:43,619 --> 00:48:45,155
AND I'M GONNA FIGURE IT OUT.
1153
00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:47,456
I'M GONNA FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
1154
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,425
HEY, SPORT,
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
1155
00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:51,961
PULL UP A CHAIR,
AMIGO.
1156
00:48:51,994 --> 00:48:53,596
WE SURE COULD USE YOUR HELP...
1157
00:48:53,628 --> 00:48:55,397
FOR THE NEXT ONE!
1158
00:48:55,431 --> 00:48:57,233
HOW DOES 5,000 PIECES
OF SAND AND SKY SOUND?
1159
00:48:57,266 --> 00:48:58,568
SOUNDS LIKE
I'M SLEEPIN' OVER.
1160
00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:00,170
[BOISTEROUS CHUCKLING]
1161
00:49:00,202 --> 00:49:02,271
[CASUAL CHATTER]
1162
00:49:03,472 --> 00:49:07,344
UH, JACK?
1163
00:49:07,376 --> 00:49:10,045
CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?
1164
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:12,582
SURE. WHY NOT?
1165
00:49:15,784 --> 00:49:18,120
LOOK, JACK, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
SAY THIS,
1166
00:49:21,356 --> 00:49:23,092
BUT I'M REALLY
ROOTING FOR YOU
1167
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,195
TO WIN "STUDENT
OF THE YEAR."
1168
00:49:26,561 --> 00:49:28,531
THANKS,
PRINCIPAL KAR.
1169
00:49:29,632 --> 00:49:32,302
I MEAN, YOU WERE NEVER
THAT IMPRESSIVE ON PAPER.
1170
00:49:32,335 --> 00:49:34,170
OR IN PERSON.
1171
00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:36,306
BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
1172
00:49:36,338 --> 00:49:38,307
THE VALUES
THAT I'VE TRIED TO INSTILL
1173
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:41,677
AS THIS SCHOOL'S ADMINISTRATOR,
1174
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,212
THEY GOT THROUGH TO YOU.
1175
00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:46,048
AND IF YOU WERE TO WIN
THE AWARD, WELL...
1176
00:49:46,081 --> 00:49:47,449
IT WOULD BE
SUCH AN INSPIRATION
1177
00:49:47,483 --> 00:49:49,019
TO ALL THE OTHER
BELOW-AVERAGE JOES OUT THERE.
1178
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,253
THANKS, PRINCIPAL KAR.
1179
00:49:50,286 --> 00:49:53,255
THAT SAID,
1180
00:49:53,289 --> 00:49:56,159
I'VE RECENTLY
HEARD SOME DISTURBING RUMORS
1181
00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:59,329
ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR
OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.
1182
00:49:59,362 --> 00:50:01,564
IF THERE TURNS OUT TO BE
ANY TRUTH TO THESE "RUMORS,"
1183
00:50:01,597 --> 00:50:02,532
I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO DISQUALIFY YOU.
1184
00:50:02,565 --> 00:50:05,769
YEAH, YEAH.
NO, NO PROBLEM.
1185
00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:06,870
I MEAN, I'M SURE
THEY'RE JUST A--
1186
00:50:06,902 --> 00:50:10,439
JUST A HARMLESS
MISUNDERSTANDING.
1187
00:50:10,472 --> 00:50:14,244
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
1188
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:15,412
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1189
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:17,080
THE HIPPO IS THE KEY
TO EVERYTHING.
1190
00:50:17,112 --> 00:50:18,647
IF ONLY WE COULD
JUST FIND HIM,
1191
00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:20,317
WE'D FINALLY
HAVE SOME ANSWERS.
1192
00:50:24,619 --> 00:50:27,391
WE SHOULD GO TO THE ZOO.
1193
00:50:28,757 --> 00:50:31,493
THAT'S WHERE
THE HIPPOS LIVE.
1194
00:50:31,527 --> 00:50:32,695
[BOFF]
1195
00:50:32,728 --> 00:50:33,829
BAD NEWS, BUDDY.
YOU'RE OUT.
1196
00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:35,431
HEY, IF ANYBODY HAD
TO GET ME OUT,
1197
00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:37,500
I'M GLAD IT WAS YOU.
1198
00:50:37,532 --> 00:50:38,467
MIKEY'S THE BEST.
1199
00:50:38,501 --> 00:50:40,303
NO. MIKEY IS THE WORST.
1200
00:50:40,335 --> 00:50:42,571
RIGHT!
BUT HE'S ALSO PRETTY GREAT.
1201
00:50:42,605 --> 00:50:43,740
LATER, MIKEY.
1202
00:50:43,773 --> 00:50:46,376
RED'S YOUR COLOR,
BUDDY!
1203
00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:48,111
[BOFF]
1204
00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:50,846
-[MIKEY]: SORRY, YOU'RE OUT.
-GOOD SHOT, MIKEY!
1205
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,182
I HEARD PRINCIPAL KAR
TALKED TO YOU TODAY.
1206
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,451
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
1207
00:50:54,483 --> 00:50:55,485
I AM GOING TO WIN
STUDENT OF THE YEAR,
1208
00:50:55,518 --> 00:50:58,354
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
TO STOP ME.
1209
00:51:02,657 --> 00:51:04,360
WHY WOULD I WANT TO
STOP YOU, FRIEND?
1210
00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:05,695
[♪♪♪]
1211
00:51:07,163 --> 00:51:08,630
NO!
1212
00:51:08,664 --> 00:51:10,533
NO, NO, NO.
1213
00:51:10,565 --> 00:51:13,369
HE DOESN'T EVEN GO
TO THIS SCHOOL!
1214
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:18,809
[♪♪♪]
1215
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:43,798
PSST, JENNIFER--
1216
00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:45,634
-[GASPING]
-OH! SORRY.
1217
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:47,771
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1218
00:51:50,206 --> 00:51:51,541
I JUST WANTED
TO SAY SORRY...
1219
00:51:53,909 --> 00:51:55,811
YOU KNOW, GYM CLASS...
1220
00:51:55,811 --> 00:52:15,831
WHEN I HIT YOU IN THE GUTS
1221
00:52:15,831 --> 00:52:16,865
WITH THAT BALL--
1222
00:52:16,898 --> 00:52:17,833
THAT WASN'T COOL.
1223
00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:19,235
OH...
1224
00:52:19,268 --> 00:52:21,771
SEE, I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE APOLOGIZING
1225
00:52:21,804 --> 00:52:23,806
FOR SNEAKING INTO MY HOUSE
AND TRASHING OUR BATHROOM.
1226
00:52:23,838 --> 00:52:25,340
YEAH... RIGHT.
1227
00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:26,742
THAT.
1228
00:52:26,775 --> 00:52:28,243
UH, I'M ALSO
VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1229
00:52:28,277 --> 00:52:29,110
ALTHOUGH, YOUR SISTER GIVES
ONE HECK OF A MAKEOVER.
1230
00:52:29,144 --> 00:52:30,679
JACK, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
1231
00:52:30,713 --> 00:52:34,684
YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST STARTING
1232
00:52:34,717 --> 00:52:36,552
TO KIND OF MAYBE THINK
YOU WERE CUTE,
1233
00:52:36,585 --> 00:52:38,353
AND THEN
YOU WENT CRAZY.
1234
00:52:38,387 --> 00:52:42,358
YOU THOUGHT I WAS CUTE?
1235
00:52:42,391 --> 00:52:45,195
AND THEN YOU WENT
1236
00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:46,963
CRAZY.
1237
00:52:46,996 --> 00:52:48,463
[JACK SIGHS]
1238
00:52:48,496 --> 00:52:50,933
IT'S JUST-- IT'S MIKEY.
1239
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,367
HE'S GOT ME ALL MESSED UP.
1240
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,702
WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS.
1241
00:52:53,735 --> 00:52:54,971
YOU'VE BEEN TUTORING HIM
AND HANGING OUT WITH HIM,
1242
00:52:55,003 --> 00:52:57,339
AND YOU SAVED HIS DOG
BY BUYING HIM A ROBOT TAIL!
1243
00:52:57,373 --> 00:52:58,974
RIGHT?
1244
00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:00,409
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S ALL TRUE.
1245
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:01,744
WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO WEIRD?
1246
00:53:01,777 --> 00:53:03,746
CAN WE CHALK IT
UP TO HORMONES?
1247
00:53:03,778 --> 00:53:05,949
[LAUGHS]
1248
00:53:05,981 --> 00:53:08,750
HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU.
1249
00:53:08,784 --> 00:53:09,818
YOU JUST REALIZED THAT?
1250
00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:12,554
NO, NO, I'M ACTUALLY
TALKING TO YOU.
1251
00:53:12,588 --> 00:53:14,524
SEE, LIKE, USUALLY,
ALL I CAN DO
1252
00:53:14,556 --> 00:53:17,226
IS, LIKE, BABBLE
AND MAKE WEIRD NOISES.
1253
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,761
HUH.
1254
00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:19,895
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S KINDA NICE.
1255
00:53:19,929 --> 00:53:20,997
SEEMS LIKE
WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT...
1256
00:53:21,030 --> 00:53:22,999
AND I DON'T
WANT TO RUIN IT,
1257
00:53:23,032 --> 00:53:24,467
SO I'M GONNA LEAVE.
1258
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,237
GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
1259
00:53:27,269 --> 00:53:28,704
AT CAITLIN'S POOL PARTY
THIS WEEKEND?
1260
00:53:28,737 --> 00:53:31,774
ACTUALLY,
I WON'T BE THERE.
1261
00:53:33,976 --> 00:53:36,479
I'M VOLUNTEERING AT THE ANIMAL
SHELTER ALL DAY WITH MIKEY.
1262
00:53:36,512 --> 00:53:38,481
MIKEY!
1263
00:53:38,514 --> 00:53:39,749
AND WE'RE BACK TO WEIRD.
1264
00:53:40,849 --> 00:53:42,251
HANNAH!
DRIVE US TO FUNLAND.
1265
00:53:42,284 --> 00:53:43,652
"PLEASE?"
1266
00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:44,887
HANNAH,
DRIVE US TO FUNLAND, PLEASE.
1267
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,389
NO.
1268
00:53:48,690 --> 00:53:50,426
-COME ON!
-WE CAN'T GO BACK THERE.
1269
00:53:52,961 --> 00:53:55,532
OTIS BANNED US
FOR LIFE.
1270
00:53:58,300 --> 00:53:59,969
WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
1271
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:01,670
IF WE WANT TO GET RID
OF MIKEY ONCE AND FOR ALL,
1272
00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:06,675
WE HAVE TO FIND
THAT PURPLE HIPPO.
1273
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:07,442
ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT HURLEY?
1274
00:54:07,476 --> 00:54:08,911
WHAT? NO. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A GIANT PURPLE HIPPO
1275
00:54:08,943 --> 00:54:10,712
WHO HANDS OUT BALLOONS
AT FUNLAND.
1276
00:54:10,746 --> 00:54:11,780
YEAH. HIS NAME'S HURLEY.
1277
00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:13,649
AND HE DOESN'T
HAND OUT BALLOONS.
1278
00:54:13,682 --> 00:54:14,784
UNLESS
"BART THE BALLOON BABOON"
1279
00:54:14,817 --> 00:54:16,452
WAS SICK THAT DAY.
1280
00:54:16,485 --> 00:54:18,521
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
1281
00:54:18,554 --> 00:54:20,356
JACK, I WORKED THERE
FOR TWO YEARS.
1282
00:54:20,389 --> 00:54:21,524
SERIOUSLY?
1283
00:54:21,556 --> 00:54:23,025
WHERE DID YOU THINK
I WAS GOING FOR FOUR HOURS
1284
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,028
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL?
1285
00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:26,062
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
1286
00:54:26,094 --> 00:54:28,497
I WAS JUST HAPPY
YOU WERE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
1287
00:54:28,530 --> 00:54:30,400
[SHE SIGHS]
1288
00:54:30,432 --> 00:54:31,434
HANNAH!
HANNAH, PLEASE!
1289
00:54:31,467 --> 00:54:32,934
[SIGHING]
1290
00:54:32,967 --> 00:54:34,336
ALL I KNOW IS
HURLEY'S MAIN HABITAT
1291
00:54:34,369 --> 00:54:35,237
IS THE JUNGLE
MINI-GOLF COURSE.
1292
00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,706
THANK YOU.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
1293
00:54:36,739 --> 00:54:38,541
I KNOW.
1294
00:54:38,574 --> 00:54:41,478
TO FUNLAND!
1295
00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:44,413
I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT
TAKING YOU THERE.
1296
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:47,550
TO THE BUS STOP!
1297
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,385
[♪♪♪]
1298
00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:51,387
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, JACK.
1299
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,521
OTIS SAID
NEVER TO COME BACK.
1300
00:54:53,489 --> 00:54:54,691
REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA
LISTEN TO THAT GUY?
1301
00:54:54,724 --> 00:54:56,760
[GAGS]
1302
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:00,696
SWALLOW IT!
SWALLOW IT.
1303
00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:05,669
GOOD BOY.
1304
00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,771
OKAY, LET'S GO.
1305
00:55:09,804 --> 00:55:11,674
[♪♪♪]
1306
00:55:12,907 --> 00:55:15,711
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS,
RYAN SHRIEKS]
1307
00:55:18,813 --> 00:55:20,115
REALLY?
REALLY? OKAY.
1308
00:55:20,148 --> 00:55:22,051
-OKAY. YEAH.
-OKAY. PLEASE KEEP IT TOGETHER.
1309
00:55:23,985 --> 00:55:25,521
IT'S, UH, HEH,
SO TRANQUIL DOWN HERE.
1310
00:55:26,889 --> 00:55:28,024
TOTALLY NOT--
NOT CREEPY, AT ALL.
1311
00:55:33,128 --> 00:55:36,031
[RYAN SHRIEKING]
1312
00:55:36,031 --> 00:55:46,942
OKAY, OKAY,
WOULD YOU RELAX?
1313
00:55:46,942 --> 00:55:48,978
THIS ISN'T GONNA
TAKE LONG, OKAY?
1314
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:52,048
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT HIPPO
HAS MUCH ROOM TO...
1315
00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:55,785
...HIDE.
1316
00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:06,496
[RYAN SHRIEKS]
1317
00:56:06,528 --> 00:56:09,532
QUIET!
HE'LL HEAR US.
1318
00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:11,032
I WOULD JUST LIKE
TO POINT OUT
1319
00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:12,734
THERE'S A NORTH
AMERICAN GRIZZLY
1320
00:56:12,768 --> 00:56:15,771
HANGING OUT WITH A ZEBRA
IN A SUBTERRANEAN JUNGLE.
1321
00:56:15,804 --> 00:56:19,541
WHAT KIND OF MADMAN
DESIGNED THIS PLACE?
1322
00:56:20,476 --> 00:56:21,577
LET'S GO.
1323
00:56:23,878 --> 00:56:24,713
WALKING, WALKING...
1324
00:56:24,746 --> 00:56:27,048
[DEEP BOOMING VOICE]:
HELLO, JACK.
1325
00:56:27,081 --> 00:56:28,717
[BOTH GASPING]
1326
00:56:28,751 --> 00:56:30,086
YOU!
1327
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:32,755
WHY HAVE YOU
BEEN LOOKING FOR ME?
1328
00:56:32,788 --> 00:56:35,056
SHOW US YOUR FACE.
1329
00:56:35,090 --> 00:56:37,193
SILENCE!
1330
00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:38,928
I HAVE MANY FACES...
AND MANY NAMES.
1331
00:56:42,898 --> 00:56:44,634
I DON'T LIKE
THIS, JACK!
1332
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:46,435
I DON'T LIKE
THIS AT ALL.
1333
00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:47,836
DID YOU MAKE ALL OF
MY LIES COME TRUE?
1334
00:56:47,869 --> 00:56:50,139
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!
1335
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,209
YOUR LIES ARE COMING TRUE
BECAUSE YOU TOLD THEM SO OFTEN,
1336
00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:55,845
THEY STOPPED BEING LIES.
1337
00:56:55,878 --> 00:56:58,748
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?
1338
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,048
GOOD QUESTION.
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
1339
00:57:00,081 --> 00:57:01,550
WHY, THAT'S THE EASIEST PART
OF ALL, JACK.
1340
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,118
YOU MUST SIMPLY CONFESS.
1341
00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:05,054
CONFESS?
CONFESS WHAT?
1342
00:57:05,086 --> 00:57:08,523
EVERYTHING!
1343
00:57:08,556 --> 00:57:10,992
THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT LIES
IS WITH THE TRUTH.
1344
00:57:11,025 --> 00:57:12,527
YOU MUST CONFESS
TO EVERYONE THAT YOU'VE HURT.
1345
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:14,630
EVERYONE YOU'VE MISLED.
1346
00:57:14,663 --> 00:57:16,632
EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER DECEIVED
WITH YOUR LIES.
1347
00:57:16,664 --> 00:57:19,235
YEAH, I CAN'T DO THAT.
1348
00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:21,570
JACK!
1349
00:57:21,603 --> 00:57:22,871
WHAT? WHAT, RYAN?
1350
00:57:23,905 --> 00:57:26,942
OKAY, YOU WANT ME
TO THROW EVERYTHING AWAY?
1351
00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:29,679
STUDENT OF THE YEAR?
THE RED SOX?
1352
00:57:29,711 --> 00:57:31,614
BECAUSE SOME PURPLE HIPPO
TOLD ME TO?
1353
00:57:31,646 --> 00:57:35,550
YES! THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
1354
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:36,985
BE WARNED--
1355
00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,153
THE LONGER
YOU REFUSE TO CONFESS,
1356
00:57:38,186 --> 00:57:39,621
THE WORSE THINGS WILL GET.
1357
00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:41,958
HOW COULD
THIS POSSIBLY GET WORSE?
1358
00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:44,527
[DARKLY]: YOU'LL SEE.
1359
00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:46,962
"CONFESS"? REALLY?
1360
00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:48,965
THAT'S
THE BIG SOLUTION?
1361
00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:49,999
HOW GULLIBLE DOES
THIS HIPPO THINK I... AM?
1362
00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:52,268
-HEY, RYAN?
-YEAH?
1363
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:54,737
YOU REMEMBER ON MY LIST?
1364
00:57:54,769 --> 00:57:56,771
THERE WAS THAT TIME
I WAS LATE MEETING ERIC,
1365
00:57:56,804 --> 00:58:00,576
AND I BLAMED IT ON ALIENS?
1366
00:58:00,608 --> 00:58:03,246
NO. HEH. NOPE!
I-I DON'T REMEMBER.
1367
00:58:03,278 --> 00:58:05,748
I-I REFUSE TO REMEMBER.
1368
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:08,817
WELL, TOO LATE.
1369
00:58:10,885 --> 00:58:13,154
I THINK WE'RE ABOUT
TO BE ABDUCTED.
1370
00:58:13,188 --> 00:58:14,123
NO! SEE, THERE'S-- THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS,
1371
00:58:14,155 --> 00:58:16,192
THOSE ARE JUST TWO GUYS,
YOU KNOW, WEARING WEIRD SUITS,
1372
00:58:16,224 --> 00:58:18,060
STANDING ON TOP
OF A ROOF.
1373
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:24,132
AND RUNNING DOWN IT!
1374
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:26,102
[ALIENS SHRIEKING]
1375
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,870
RUN!
1376
00:58:27,902 --> 00:58:29,204
OH! IN HERE!
1377
00:58:29,237 --> 00:58:31,740
[♪♪♪]
1378
00:58:31,773 --> 00:58:34,277
OKAY. THEY'RE GONE.
1379
00:58:34,309 --> 00:58:36,711
YEAH. UGH...
1380
00:58:36,744 --> 00:58:38,280
[GROANS WEARILY]
OHH... OKAY.
1381
00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:47,856
I JUST NEED, LIKE, TWO MINUTES
1382
00:58:47,889 --> 00:58:49,826
WITHOUT COMING FACE-TO-FACE
WITH ONE OF MY LIES.
1383
00:58:56,364 --> 00:58:58,233
[BOTH GASPING]
1384
00:58:58,233 --> 00:59:14,248
DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
GET AWAY FROM US THAT EASY?
1385
00:59:14,248 --> 00:59:17,252
WHAT PART OF THIS
SEEMS EASY?
1386
00:59:17,252 --> 00:59:28,163
TIME TO FINISH THIS.
1387
00:59:28,163 --> 00:59:30,099
SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE
OUT RIDING MOOSE OR SOMETHING?
1388
00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,735
MOOSE-RIDING SEASON
ISN'T TILL OCTOBER.
1389
00:59:33,869 --> 00:59:35,271
THIS IS
OAK SEASON...
1390
00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:37,173
POPLAR SEASON,
1391
00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:39,943
AND BUTT-KICKIN' SEASON.
1392
00:59:41,043 --> 00:59:42,077
OH, AND ALSO
NORWAY SPRUCE.
1393
00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:43,712
AND ALSO
NORWAY SPRUCE.
1394
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,381
[GROWLING]
1395
00:59:45,414 --> 00:59:47,984
HOW ABOUT, THIS TIME,
YOU DISTRACT THEM
1396
00:59:48,016 --> 00:59:50,085
AND I RUN?
1397
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,254
HOW ABOUT
WE BOTH RUN?
1398
00:59:52,286 --> 00:59:53,755
-DEAL!
-OKAY!
1399
00:59:53,789 --> 00:59:55,291
HEY! THIS PARKING STRUCTURE
IS FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY!
1400
00:59:55,324 --> 00:59:56,992
YOU TWO ARE TRESPASSING.
1401
00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:59,228
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
ELEVATOR! GO!
1402
00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,362
I HAVE THE AUTHORITY
TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES!
1403
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:01,664
COME ON. COME ON.
1404
01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:03,365
OW! GEEZ.
1405
01:00:03,398 --> 01:00:04,733
NOT AGAIN.
1406
01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,067
COME ON!
1407
01:00:06,101 --> 01:00:07,303
[LUMBERJACKS GROWLING]
1408
01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:13,942
[RELIEVED SIGHS]
1409
01:00:13,976 --> 01:00:16,012
WE'RE GOING UP.
WHY ARE WE GOING UP?
1410
01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:17,780
I DON'T KNOW.
1411
01:00:17,813 --> 01:00:20,817
I JUST PUSHED
THE FIRST BUTTON I SAW!
1412
01:00:22,717 --> 01:00:24,186
WE'LL BE TRAPPED
ON THE ROOF.
1413
01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:27,389
WHO BUILDS
PARKING GARAGES
1414
01:00:27,422 --> 01:00:28,690
OUT OF CEMENT?
1415
01:00:28,724 --> 01:00:29,826
THESE BOOTS
AREN'T MADE FOR RUNNING!
1416
01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:33,729
[BOYS]: THE LUMBERJACKS!
1417
01:00:33,762 --> 01:00:35,198
GET THAT KID!
1418
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,301
[POUNDING]
1419
01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:40,201
I CAN'T BUST THROUGH!
1420
01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:41,403
THIS KID IS SERIOUSLY STEPPING
UP HIS BARRICADIN'.
1421
01:00:41,436 --> 01:00:43,672
YEAH, HE IS.
1422
01:00:43,706 --> 01:00:46,307
WHERE TO NOW?
1423
01:00:46,340 --> 01:00:47,108
OH! THE FIRE ESCAPE. GO!
1424
01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:48,844
PLEASE LET THERE
BE A FIRE ESCAPE.
1425
01:00:48,876 --> 01:00:51,447
-I'LL GET YOU.
-LET'S GO. THIS WAY!
1426
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,282
NOPE!
1427
01:00:56,885 --> 01:00:58,320
NO PLACE TO RUN NOW!
1428
01:00:58,353 --> 01:01:00,856
I GOT YOU.
1429
01:01:00,889 --> 01:01:04,059
OH, MAN.
1430
01:01:04,092 --> 01:01:05,094
NOT TILL WE POUND HIM
INTO SAWDUST!
1431
01:01:05,126 --> 01:01:07,996
QUICK!
1432
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:09,098
LIE ABOUT A HELICOPTER.
1433
01:01:09,130 --> 01:01:11,466
I DON'T THINK
IT WORKS THAT WAY.
1434
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,070
WELL, THEN,
HOW DOES IT WORK, JACK?
1435
01:01:17,139 --> 01:01:19,041
COME ON, TELL ME.
1436
01:01:20,976 --> 01:01:22,744
I'M SURE THE GREAT JACK PARKER
CAN THINK OF A WAY OUT OF THIS.
1437
01:01:22,777 --> 01:01:24,312
[CAR HORN HONKING]
1438
01:01:24,346 --> 01:01:25,947
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
1439
01:01:25,981 --> 01:01:28,150
-GET IN!
-[RELIEVED GASPING]
1440
01:01:28,182 --> 01:01:29,284
THANKS!
1441
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:30,953
THANKS, LISA.
YOU'RE THE BEST!
1442
01:01:30,985 --> 01:01:32,087
[LOCKS THUD]
1443
01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:33,189
NOT YOU!
1444
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:34,490
WHAT?
1445
01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:37,259
YOU BROKE MY HEART,
JACKIE BEAR.
1446
01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:38,494
LISA, PLEASE!
1447
01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:40,996
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
1448
01:01:42,764 --> 01:01:44,432
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
BECAUSE YOU'RE SELFISH
1449
01:01:44,465 --> 01:01:45,400
AND YOU DON'T WANT
1450
01:01:48,003 --> 01:01:50,139
YOUR BRAINS SUCKED OUT
OF YOUR SKULL BY ALIENS.
1451
01:01:50,172 --> 01:01:51,139
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO SAY?
1452
01:01:51,172 --> 01:01:52,140
THE TRUTH.
1453
01:01:52,173 --> 01:01:53,208
WHY DON'T YOU
WANT TO BE WITH ME?
1454
01:01:53,242 --> 01:01:54,810
[♪♪♪]
1455
01:01:54,842 --> 01:01:56,010
I-- I MADE YOU UP SO MY FRIENDS
WOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
1456
01:01:56,043 --> 01:01:58,213
GET IN.
1457
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:03,918
THANK YOU!
1458
01:02:03,952 --> 01:02:04,920
OKAY, GO. GO!
1459
01:02:04,952 --> 01:02:06,989
[BOTH GRUMBLING]
1460
01:02:07,021 --> 01:02:08,257
DAGNABBIT!
1461
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,525
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
1462
01:02:09,557 --> 01:02:11,193
THANK YOU
1463
01:02:11,226 --> 01:02:15,164
FOR SAVING US.
1464
01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:24,005
WE'D PROBABLY BE GETTING PROBED
BY ALIENS RIGHT NOW
1465
01:02:25,507 --> 01:02:27,175
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.
1466
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:28,844
I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE TROUBLE, JACKIE.
1467
01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:30,346
SOMEONE'S GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR YOU.
1468
01:02:35,983 --> 01:02:37,152
LISTEN, I'M SORRY
I LIED TO YOU.
1469
01:02:42,224 --> 01:02:44,193
I NEVER, EVER MEANT
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
1470
01:02:44,193 --> 01:02:59,407
IT'S JUST...
1471
01:02:59,407 --> 01:03:01,309
I'M KIND OF
INTO SOMEONE ELSE.
1472
01:03:03,211 --> 01:03:04,380
IF YOU LIKE THIS SOMEONE ELSE
SO MUCH, JACKIE BEAR,
1473
01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:05,514
JUST TRY BEING HONEST WITH HER.
1474
01:03:05,547 --> 01:03:08,116
NO ONE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP
BUILT ON LIES.
1475
01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:09,050
WELL, IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO GO.
1476
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:12,054
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
1477
01:03:12,086 --> 01:03:13,588
THAT WAS NUTS.
1478
01:03:13,621 --> 01:03:16,925
I KNOW,
BUT IT WORKED.
1479
01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:18,993
I MEAN, YOU WERE
HONEST WITH LISA,
1480
01:03:19,027 --> 01:03:20,929
AND SHE LEFT.
1481
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:23,231
THE HIPPO
SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
1482
01:03:23,264 --> 01:03:25,934
NOW YOU JUST NEED TO
DO THE SAME THING
1483
01:03:25,967 --> 01:03:27,402
AND WE CAN END
ALL THIS.
1484
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:30,506
JACK...
1485
01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:41,083
AW, JACK!
1486
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:43,619
I'M JUST SO CLOSE, RYAN.
1487
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:46,255
STUDENT OF THE YEAR
GETS ANNOUNCED TOMORROW.
1488
01:03:53,929 --> 01:03:55,097
ARE YOU CRAZY?
1489
01:03:55,130 --> 01:03:57,066
AFTER EVERYTHING
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
1490
01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:58,367
THE HIPPO SAID I HAD TO
CONFESS TO EVERYONE.
1491
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,101
HE DIDN'T SAY WHEN.
1492
01:03:59,134 --> 01:04:01,637
I'LL JUST DO IT AFTER
I WIN "STUDENT OF THE YEAR."
1493
01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:03,038
NO, YOU'LL
DO IT TOMORROW.
1494
01:04:03,070 --> 01:04:05,141
AT THE ASSEMBLY!
1495
01:04:06,942 --> 01:04:08,510
YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE AT ONCE
AND BE DONE WITH IT.
1496
01:04:08,543 --> 01:04:09,577
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE SOX?
1497
01:04:09,610 --> 01:04:12,114
THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
THAN THE SOX!
1498
01:04:12,146 --> 01:04:14,949
NOT TO ME.
1499
01:04:14,983 --> 01:04:16,051
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT YOU!
1500
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:17,518
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD MY BACK.
1501
01:04:17,552 --> 01:04:19,488
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
1502
01:04:19,521 --> 01:04:20,589
I GOT HUMILIATED FOR YOU.
1503
01:04:20,621 --> 01:04:23,192
I GOT WEDGIED FOR YOU!
1504
01:04:23,224 --> 01:04:24,993
I VIOLATED EVERY RULE
IN THE FUNLAND CODE OF CONDUCT
1505
01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:26,095
FOR YOU!
1506
01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:27,596
I ALWAYS
HAVE YOUR BACK!
1507
01:04:27,628 --> 01:04:28,596
I'M STARTING TO WONDER
IF YOU HAVE MINE.
1508
01:04:28,630 --> 01:04:30,266
COME ON, RYAN.
1509
01:04:30,298 --> 01:04:31,166
AND THERE'S ALIENS
NOW, DUDE.
1510
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:33,501
ALIENS!
1511
01:04:33,534 --> 01:04:36,404
IF I COME CLEAN,
1512
01:04:36,438 --> 01:04:37,673
I WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.
1513
01:04:37,706 --> 01:04:40,442
MAYBE YOU ALREADY HAVE.
1514
01:04:40,474 --> 01:04:41,576
RYAN.
1515
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:44,546
MOM?
1516
01:04:44,579 --> 01:04:45,581
DAD?
1517
01:04:45,614 --> 01:04:48,250
HANNAH?
1518
01:04:48,282 --> 01:04:50,451
IS ANYBODY HOME?
1519
01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:52,221
["MOM"]: HEY, SWEETIE!
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
1520
01:04:52,253 --> 01:04:54,289
[GROANS]
A COMPLETE DISASTER.
1521
01:04:54,322 --> 01:04:55,456
I REALLY JUST DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
1522
01:04:55,489 --> 01:04:58,026
["DAD"]:
WHAT'S UP, SPORT?
1523
01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:01,396
TAN, HE DOESN'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
1524
01:05:02,530 --> 01:05:04,432
"TAN"?
1525
01:05:06,969 --> 01:05:09,171
H-- HI.
1526
01:05:09,171 --> 01:05:23,284
WHERE
ARE MY PARENTS?
1527
01:05:23,284 --> 01:05:25,353
HONEY, WE ARE
YOUR PARENTS.
1528
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:27,456
UH, YOU ARE NOT MY PARENTS.
1529
01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:29,590
JACK, WE MAY NOT BE
YOUR BIRTH PARENTS,
1530
01:05:29,623 --> 01:05:32,060
BUT WE LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH
AS THEY EVER COULD.
1531
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:34,195
THE CHINESE NEW YEAR LIE.
1532
01:05:34,228 --> 01:05:37,465
IT CAME TRUE.
1533
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:40,735
I'VE BEEN ADOPTED
BY ASIAN PARENTS.
1534
01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:42,403
THAT MEANS--
1535
01:05:42,436 --> 01:05:44,605
MOM! DAD!
1536
01:05:44,639 --> 01:05:46,208
NO.
1537
01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:52,181
WHERE'S HANNAH?
1538
01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:53,382
HANNAH?
1539
01:05:53,414 --> 01:05:56,085
[BAT CRACKS]
1540
01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:59,121
[MAN]: LITTLE LATE FOR
BATTING PRACTICE, ISN'T IT, KID?
1541
01:05:59,153 --> 01:06:01,356
HEY, YOU OKAY?
1542
01:06:01,389 --> 01:06:05,293
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
1543
01:06:10,364 --> 01:06:12,600
I RUINED EVERYTHING.
1544
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:15,137
I HURT EVERYONE I LOVE.
1545
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,740
AND... FOR WHAT?
1546
01:06:17,773 --> 01:06:19,408
SO PEOPLE WOULD THINK
I WAS COOL?
1547
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,276
SO...
SO PEOPLE WOULD LIKE ME?
1548
01:06:24,112 --> 01:06:25,715
SO I COULD BE THE BAT BOY
FOR THE RED SOX?
1549
01:06:29,284 --> 01:06:31,153
NONE OF THAT
MEANS ANYTHING ANYMORE.
1550
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:34,155
THAT RED SOX THING
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
1551
01:06:34,155 --> 01:06:56,177
IT SOUNDS GREAT.
1552
01:06:56,177 --> 01:06:57,712
BUT IS IT WORTH LOSING
YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR FAMILY
1553
01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:03,219
AND THE...
1554
01:07:07,621 --> 01:07:09,759
THE GIRL
YOU'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON
1555
01:07:10,858 --> 01:07:13,094
SINCE GRADE SCHOOL?
1556
01:07:13,128 --> 01:07:15,831
WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...
1557
01:07:15,864 --> 01:07:17,699
I WOULD DO...
1558
01:07:17,731 --> 01:07:20,469
ANYTHING TO FIX IT.
1559
01:07:21,469 --> 01:07:25,106
[SIGHS]
1560
01:07:25,139 --> 01:07:27,509
[HELMET HITS GROUND]
1561
01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:30,612
[GASPS]
1562
01:07:32,347 --> 01:07:36,351
DANNY KOSTAS?
1563
01:07:36,384 --> 01:07:37,853
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1564
01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:40,255
SAME THING
YOU'RE DOING HERE.
1565
01:07:40,288 --> 01:07:43,592
WORKING
THROUGH A SLUMP.
1566
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,195
WHAT BETTER PLACE
TO DO IT
1567
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:48,597
THAN THE PARK WHERE
I LEARNED TO PLAY BALL?
1568
01:07:48,630 --> 01:07:50,365
I JUST...
1569
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:53,202
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
1570
01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:55,604
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO GET OUT OF A SLUMP, KID.
1571
01:07:55,637 --> 01:07:58,707
KEEP SWINGING.
1572
01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:09,251
YOU STOP SWINGING...
YOU'LL NEVER WIN.
1573
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:11,820
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1574
01:08:11,853 --> 01:08:13,222
DANNY KOSTAS, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1575
01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:14,490
IT'S LIKE--
IT'S LIKE THE HIPPO SAID.
1576
01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:19,228
-HIPPO?
-LONG STORY.
1577
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:21,463
I'M GONNA DO IT.
I'M GONNA SWING FOR THE FENCES.
1578
01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:22,898
THANK YOU, DANNY KOSTAS!
1579
01:08:22,930 --> 01:08:24,465
CAN I CALL YOU "DANNY"?
I'M GONNA CALL YOU "DANNY."
1580
01:08:24,498 --> 01:08:26,300
BY THE WAY, UH, "DANNY"--
1581
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,802
YOU'RE STEPPING IN THE BUCKET.
1582
01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:34,609
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE PULLING TO THE LEFT.
1583
01:08:34,643 --> 01:08:37,313
WELL, I'LL BE.
1584
01:08:38,445 --> 01:08:41,916
I WAS STEPPING IN THE BUCKET.
1585
01:08:41,949 --> 01:08:43,417
[♪♪♪]
1586
01:08:43,451 --> 01:08:45,887
DUDE, WHERE'S JACK?
1587
01:08:48,856 --> 01:08:50,792
HE'S GONNA MISS
HIS OWN VICTORY SPEECH.
1588
01:08:50,824 --> 01:08:52,594
WELL, I GUESS
WE SHOULD GET STARTED.
1589
01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:54,163
AHEM.
1590
01:08:54,195 --> 01:08:55,463
"STUDENT OF THE YEAR"
1591
01:08:55,497 --> 01:08:57,798
IS OUR SCHOOL'S
MOST PRESTIGIOUS HONOR.
1592
01:08:57,832 --> 01:08:59,535
IT IS DECIDED
BY A PANEL OF TEACHERS,
1593
01:08:59,568 --> 01:09:01,904
THE STUDENT COUNCIL,
1594
01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:06,240
AND, OF COURSE,
YOURS TRULY.
1595
01:09:06,274 --> 01:09:08,177
[CHUCKLES
AS MICROPHONE SQUEALS]
1596
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,578
HMM.
1597
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:26,728
EVERYONE UP HERE IS A WINNER.
1598
01:09:26,728 --> 01:09:28,363
IT'S JUST THAT SOME WINNERS
WIN MORE THAN OTHERS.
1599
01:09:28,395 --> 01:09:30,599
AND NOW,
1600
01:09:37,671 --> 01:09:40,408
THE MOMENT
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
1601
01:09:49,516 --> 01:09:51,452
THIS YEAR'S
STUDENT OF THE YEAR IS...
1602
01:09:51,485 --> 01:09:52,753
JACK PARKER-R-R-R-!
1603
01:09:52,787 --> 01:09:55,724
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
1604
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:56,857
[CROWD ROARING]
1605
01:09:56,890 --> 01:09:58,693
[♪♪♪]
1606
01:09:58,726 --> 01:10:01,662
[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
1607
01:10:01,695 --> 01:10:05,000
[CROWD CONTINUES
RAUCOUS CHEERING]
1608
01:10:05,033 --> 01:10:06,368
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR THIS HONOR.
1609
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:07,568
I KNOW MIKEY
WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU, TOO.
1610
01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:09,938
IF... HE WAS REAL.
1611
01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:11,906
[CROWD MURMURING]
1612
01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:15,743
BUT, UH... HE ISN'T.
1613
01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:19,881
[CROWD GASPS]
1614
01:10:19,913 --> 01:10:21,315
[RYAN CHUCKLES]
1615
01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:23,953
WHAT IS HE DOING?
1616
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,391
TELLING THE TRUTH.
1617
01:10:31,893 --> 01:10:34,930
MIKEY NEVER REALLY EXISTED.
1618
01:10:34,962 --> 01:10:37,632
I... I MADE HIM UP,
1619
01:10:37,632 --> 01:10:48,076
ALONG WITH A BUNCH
OF OTHER STUFF--
1620
01:10:48,076 --> 01:10:50,011
THE LUMBERJACKS,
MY HOT ARIZONA GIRLFRIEND,
1621
01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:54,917
ALIENS,
MIKEY'S BIONIC DOG,
1622
01:10:54,917 --> 01:11:12,634
MY WRESTLER UNCLE,
MY ASIAN PARENTS,
1623
01:11:12,634 --> 01:11:15,604
BEARS...
1624
01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:25,747
WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY
MAKE UP BEARS.
1625
01:11:25,747 --> 01:11:28,984
THERE'S BEARS.
1626
01:11:28,984 --> 01:11:41,829
JUST NOT
AT THE CONVENTION CENTER.
1627
01:11:41,829 --> 01:11:43,899
[CROWD MURMURING]
1628
01:11:43,931 --> 01:11:46,734
AS ALONG AS I'M BEING HONEST,
1629
01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,708
I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY HONEST.
1630
01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:56,779
I, UH, I THOUGHT
I WAS MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY
1631
01:11:58,613 --> 01:12:00,981
AND GETTING WHAT I WANT.
1632
01:12:01,015 --> 01:12:02,117
I DIDN'T REALIZE
I WAS...
1633
01:12:02,149 --> 01:12:03,551
HURTING THE PEOPLE
I CARE ABOUT.
1634
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,520
I JUST WANT TO SAY...
1635
01:12:05,552 --> 01:12:08,390
I'M SORRY.
1636
01:12:08,422 --> 01:12:10,858
I DIDN'T DESERVE
TO BE NOMINATED FOR THIS AWARD,
1637
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:13,394
AND I...
1638
01:12:13,427 --> 01:12:15,596
DEFINITELY DON'T DESERVE
TO WIN IT.
1639
01:12:15,630 --> 01:12:19,768
I KNOW I'M IN TROUBLE.
1640
01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:22,504
GIVE ME DETENTION.
1641
01:12:22,537 --> 01:12:26,007
SUSPEND ME.
WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
1642
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:27,609
THIS IS A DARK DAY
FOR THE BELOW-AVERAGE JOE.
1643
01:12:27,641 --> 01:12:30,444
[SIGHS] WELL...
1644
01:12:30,478 --> 01:12:31,712
I GUESS
1645
01:12:31,746 --> 01:12:34,548
THIS YEAR'S AWARD
NOW GOES TO OUR RUNNER-UP...
1646
01:12:34,582 --> 01:12:36,518
STEPHANIE MILLER.
1647
01:12:36,551 --> 01:12:38,453
YES! YES!
[CACKLING WITH GLEE]
1648
01:12:38,485 --> 01:12:41,856
OH! I DID IT. I WON!
1649
01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:45,160
IN YOUR FACE, PARKER!
1650
01:12:45,193 --> 01:12:48,497
PUBLIC LIBRARY,
HERE I COME!
1651
01:12:48,529 --> 01:12:52,099
YES! I WON!
1652
01:12:52,132 --> 01:12:55,069
I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL MY FRIENDS
1653
01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,541
FOR NOT DISTRACTING ME
DURING MY STUDY TIME
1654
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,880
AND MY MOM.
1655
01:13:04,912 --> 01:13:08,716
HEY.
1656
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:10,452
HEY.
1657
01:13:10,484 --> 01:13:13,654
SO...
1658
01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:25,099
YEAH.
1659
01:13:25,132 --> 01:13:26,867
ME TOO.
1660
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,869
YOU DID IT, MAN.
IT'S ALL OVER.
1661
01:13:28,903 --> 01:13:32,975
YEP.
1662
01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:39,481
IT'S ALL OVER.
1663
01:13:39,514 --> 01:13:41,949
EXCEPT WHAT'S
HE STILL DOING HERE?
1664
01:13:41,983 --> 01:13:45,186
HEY, BUDDY.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
1665
01:13:46,253 --> 01:13:48,457
NO. I DID IT.
I DID WHAT THE HIPPO SAID!
1666
01:13:48,489 --> 01:13:50,724
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
YOU SHOULD BE GONE.
1667
01:13:50,757 --> 01:13:52,993
OH, I CAN'T LEAVE YET, JACK.
1668
01:13:53,027 --> 01:13:54,663
THERE'S STILL ONE MORE THING
WE NEED TO DO.
1669
01:13:54,695 --> 01:13:57,966
THERE THEY ARE!
1670
01:13:57,998 --> 01:14:01,168
BUT I TOLD THE TRUTH!
1671
01:14:01,202 --> 01:14:03,038
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
THEY DIDN'T HEAR IT.
1672
01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:04,706
-DUDE? YEP.
-ON IT!
1673
01:14:04,738 --> 01:14:05,807
[SHRIEKING]
1674
01:14:05,807 --> 01:14:19,153
-OTHER WAY.
-OTHER WAY!
1675
01:14:19,153 --> 01:14:20,956
[ALIENS CONTINUE SHRIEKING]
1676
01:14:20,988 --> 01:14:22,957
[♪♪♪]
1677
01:14:24,591 --> 01:14:26,862
[IN UNISON]:
PLEASE, SON, COME BACK TO US.
1678
01:14:28,162 --> 01:14:29,998
JACKIE-BEAR!
1679
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,899
I CHANGED MY MIND.
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
1680
01:14:34,969 --> 01:14:37,773
YO, JACK.
1681
01:14:38,805 --> 01:14:40,641
[ROARS VICIOUSLY]
1682
01:14:40,675 --> 01:14:43,177
[BARKS]
1683
01:14:43,211 --> 01:14:45,881
[RYAN YELPS]
1684
01:14:45,913 --> 01:14:47,148
[♪♪♪]
1685
01:14:49,783 --> 01:14:51,685
[DEEP, BOOMING VOICE]:
HELLO, JACK!
1686
01:14:51,719 --> 01:14:52,921
NO.
1687
01:14:52,953 --> 01:14:54,788
NO! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
1688
01:14:54,822 --> 01:14:57,292
YOU SAID
IF I TOLD THE TRUTH,
1689
01:14:57,324 --> 01:15:00,194
ALL OF MY LIES WOULD GO AWAY!
1690
01:15:00,228 --> 01:15:02,564
BUT YOU LIED!
1691
01:15:02,596 --> 01:15:04,099
YOU'RE THE LIAR!
1692
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:07,803
NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO BE KILLED
BY ALIEN LUMBERJACKS!
1693
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,648
SILENCE!
1694
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,848
HERE'S HOW THE TRUTH
SETS YOU FREE.
1695
01:15:20,881 --> 01:15:23,217
CALM DOWN.
1696
01:15:26,621 --> 01:15:29,024
HANNAH?
1697
01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,592
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONE FOREVER!
1698
01:15:31,626 --> 01:15:32,561
OKAY, WE HAVE TO
GET OUTTA HERE.
1699
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:35,963
THERE ARE ALIENS
AND LUMBERJACKS OUT THERE!
1700
01:15:36,997 --> 01:15:38,032
NO. NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
1701
01:15:38,065 --> 01:15:39,967
-PLEASE DON'T OPEN THE--
-NO!
1702
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:42,971
JACK.
1703
01:15:43,003 --> 01:15:45,206
JACK, WHAT
IS HAPPENING?
1704
01:15:45,238 --> 01:15:47,975
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1705
01:15:47,975 --> 01:16:01,722
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING!
1706
01:16:01,722 --> 01:16:03,926
YOUR LIES WEREN'T
REALLY COMING TRUE.
1707
01:16:05,359 --> 01:16:06,827
WHAT?
1708
01:16:06,860 --> 01:16:08,729
HOW?
1709
01:16:08,762 --> 01:16:10,832
YOU DIDN'T THINK
1710
01:16:10,864 --> 01:16:12,099
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
THAT COULD TELL A LIE,
1711
01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:13,134
DID YOU?
1712
01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:14,769
YOU DID THIS?
1713
01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:17,137
ALL OF THIS?
1714
01:16:17,171 --> 01:16:17,972
-NO!
-NO...
1715
01:16:18,005 --> 01:16:19,975
-YEP.
-WHY?
1716
01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,746
I WAS SO SICK OF YOU LYING
1717
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,181
AND ALWAYS
GETTING AWAY WITH IT,
1718
01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:31,286
SO I RECRUITED A FEW FRIENDS
FROM MY ACTING CLASS,
1719
01:16:31,319 --> 01:16:32,721
AND MY PLAN CAME TOGETHER.
1720
01:16:32,753 --> 01:16:35,157
I EXPLAINED TO THEM
1721
01:16:36,423 --> 01:16:37,859
HOW OUT OF CONTROL
YOUR LYING HAD GOTTEN,
1722
01:16:37,891 --> 01:16:40,095
AND HOW YOU HAD
TO BE STOPPED--
1723
01:16:43,296 --> 01:16:44,832
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!
1724
01:16:44,865 --> 01:16:46,301
EVERYONE WAS GIVEN
THEIR ASSIGNMENTS...
1725
01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:47,735
-OH, YEAH!
-THERE YOU GO!
1726
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,003
...STARTED GETTING
INTO CHARACTER...
1727
01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:50,672
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO USE THIS THING?
1728
01:16:50,704 --> 01:16:52,140
AND THEN, ONE BY ONE,
I MADE YOUR LIES COME TRUE.
1729
01:16:55,409 --> 01:16:57,144
[DIRECTOR]: PLACES, EVERYONE!
WE GO LIVE IN FIVE MINUTES!
1730
01:16:59,313 --> 01:17:01,016
[HANNAH]: I PLANTED
A FEW CLUES ALONG THE WAY,
1731
01:17:01,048 --> 01:17:03,083
AND WHEN I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GETTING STUCK,
1732
01:17:03,117 --> 01:17:04,185
I'D GIVE YOU A LITTLE PUSH.
1733
01:17:04,217 --> 01:17:05,753
LOOK. ALL I KNOW
IS THAT HURLEY'S MAIN HABITAT
1734
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,789
IS THE JUNGLE
MINI-GOLF COURSE.
1735
01:17:07,822 --> 01:17:08,823
TO THE BUS STOP!
1736
01:17:08,855 --> 01:17:10,891
[HANNAH]: WHEN MOM AND DAD
WENT OUT FOR BOWLING NIGHT,
1737
01:17:10,925 --> 01:17:13,094
I ASKED MIN AND TAN COME OVER
AND HELP DRIVE IT HOME.
1738
01:17:13,127 --> 01:17:16,164
[CHUCKLES]
MOM AND DAD NEVER EVEN KNEW.
1739
01:17:16,197 --> 01:17:18,967
WAIT. WHO ARE THEY?
1740
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,769
THEY'RE MY MANDARIN TUTORS!
1741
01:17:20,801 --> 01:17:21,902
YOU SPEAK CHINESE?
1742
01:17:21,936 --> 01:17:24,372
[SPEAKING MANDARIN]
1743
01:17:24,404 --> 01:17:26,206
[MIN AND TAN LAUGHING]
1744
01:17:26,239 --> 01:17:29,043
[THEY KEEP LAUGHING]
1745
01:17:29,077 --> 01:17:31,046
OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE ALIENS?
1746
01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:32,113
OH, BRAD AND TODD
ARE REAL STUNT GUYS,
1747
01:17:32,146 --> 01:17:34,082
SO THEY DID US A SOLID
AND RIGGED IT ALL UP.
1748
01:17:34,114 --> 01:17:37,818
HURRY UP AND PUT THOSE IN!
1749
01:17:39,854 --> 01:17:43,992
IF I COULD
SEE WHAT I WAS DOING,
1750
01:17:44,024 --> 01:17:47,362
I WOULDN'T NEED CONTACTS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1751
01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:50,231
[HANNAH]:
YOU HAD ME SCRAMBLING
1752
01:17:50,264 --> 01:17:52,333
WITH A COUPLE
LAST-MINUTE LIES,
1753
01:17:52,365 --> 01:17:54,034
BUT, LUCKILY,
TRISH IS MAJORING IN ROBOTICS.
1754
01:17:54,068 --> 01:17:57,405
OF COURSE, I HAD TO GET IN
ON THAT ACTION MYSELF.
1755
01:17:57,438 --> 01:17:59,373
OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE PICTURES OF ME AND MIKEY,
1756
01:18:00,507 --> 01:18:01,809
OR MY ADOPTED PARENTS?
1757
01:18:01,842 --> 01:18:04,144
PHOTOSHOP.
1758
01:18:04,177 --> 01:18:07,148
THAT IS--
1759
01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:10,384
[DEEP, BOOMING]:
INGENIOUS?
1760
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:14,856
[♪♪♪]
1761
01:18:14,889 --> 01:18:15,989
UH, LYLE?
1762
01:18:16,023 --> 01:18:17,225
NOT RIGHT NOW.
1763
01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:20,494
SORRY.
1764
01:18:20,528 --> 01:18:22,130
I WAS GONNA SAY
DIABOLICAL.
1765
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:25,833
YEAH.
1766
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:27,836
SOMEONE
HAD TO STOP YOU, JACK.
1767
01:18:27,868 --> 01:18:29,403
I KNOW
YOU'RE A GOOD KID,
1768
01:18:29,436 --> 01:18:32,806
BUT IF YOU KEEP LYING
TO EVERYONE YOU MEET,
1769
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,110
SOON, IT WON'T MATTER.
1770
01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,911
LIFE IS PRETTY LONELY
WHEN NO ONE TRUSTS YOU.
1771
01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:40,282
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1772
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:43,851
IT IS.
1773
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,052
WAIT.
YOU TRIED TO TEACH JACK
1774
01:18:45,086 --> 01:18:48,222
THAT LYING IS BAD
1775
01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:55,063
BY LYING TO HIM?
1776
01:18:55,095 --> 01:18:57,965
[RYAN SCOFFS]
1777
01:18:57,998 --> 01:18:59,533
MAN, YOU TWO ARE
DEFINITELY RELATED.
1778
01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:00,801
[JACK AND HANNAH LAUGH]
1779
01:19:00,835 --> 01:19:02,069
SO? HOW'D I DO?
1780
01:19:03,136 --> 01:19:04,538
A FLAWLESS
PERFORMANCE, MIKEY.
1781
01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:07,475
MIKEY? YOUR NAME'S
ACTUALLY MIKEY?
1782
01:19:07,507 --> 01:19:09,510
YEAH. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
1783
01:19:09,543 --> 01:19:10,511
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1784
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:12,913
COME ON, GUYS.
1785
01:19:13,914 --> 01:19:15,216
READY TO GO?
1786
01:19:15,248 --> 01:19:16,217
YEAH. JUST... JUST
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
1787
01:19:17,518 --> 01:19:19,887
ALRIGHT.
1788
01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:21,155
UGH!
1789
01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:23,992
OH, THIS THING SMELLS
LIKE HANNAH BREATH.
1790
01:19:24,024 --> 01:19:25,025
AHEM!
1791
01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:28,063
YOU LIED ABOUT MIKEY?
1792
01:19:32,466 --> 01:19:33,902
MOM! DAD. WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
1793
01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,236
PRINCIPAL KAR CALLED.
1794
01:19:35,269 --> 01:19:38,006
TOLD US
TO GET DOWN HERE.
1795
01:19:38,038 --> 01:19:39,206
WE THOUGHT YOU WON!
1796
01:19:39,239 --> 01:19:40,340
YOU DIDN'T!
1797
01:19:40,373 --> 01:19:41,141
YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE,
YOUNG MAN.
1798
01:19:41,175 --> 01:19:43,344
ME? IT WAS ALL HANNAH.
SHE'S THE ONE--
1799
01:19:43,377 --> 01:19:45,380
JACK.
1800
01:19:45,412 --> 01:19:47,915
YEAH, I'M GROUNDED.
I KNOW.
1801
01:19:47,948 --> 01:19:50,918
UGH!
1802
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,121
I THOUGHT
THEY FOUND THE POSSUM.
1803
01:19:53,154 --> 01:19:54,923
HOW'S THE PUNISHMENT GOING?
1804
01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:55,989
[SIGHS]
IS IT BEDTIME YET?
1805
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:58,260
IT'S NOT EVEN NOON.
1806
01:19:59,327 --> 01:20:00,161
MM.
1807
01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:03,163
WELL, I'M OFF
TO THE WIENER PALACE.
1808
01:20:03,197 --> 01:20:04,231
OH, BY THE WAY--
1809
01:20:04,231 --> 01:20:19,881
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
1810
01:20:19,881 --> 01:20:21,282
-OH, YEAH.
-YEAH!
1811
01:20:21,314 --> 01:20:23,884
HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP?
1812
01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:25,420
OH, YOU KNOW.
JUST LIVING THE DREAM.
1813
01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:27,389
IF THE DREAM
IS SUCKING GARAGE DUST.
1814
01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:30,924
[MOM]: JACK, YOU'RE NOT
SITTING DOWN, ARE YOU?
1815
01:20:30,957 --> 01:20:32,460
NO--
1816
01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:33,494
[CHUCKLES DRYLY]
1817
01:20:33,527 --> 01:20:34,596
YES.
1818
01:20:34,628 --> 01:20:36,029
RYAN JUST CAME TO VISIT.
1819
01:20:36,063 --> 01:20:38,099
THE TRUTH.
NICELY DONE.
1820
01:20:38,131 --> 01:20:40,300
HOW LONG YOU GROUNDED?
1821
01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:41,235
WELL, I'M NOT ALLOWED
OUT OF THE HOUSE
1822
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:43,271
UNTIL THE GARAGE IS CLEAN.
1823
01:20:51,412 --> 01:20:53,314
WELL, IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
1824
01:20:53,346 --> 01:20:55,216
WE SHOULD HAVE YOU
OUT OF HERE IN ABOUT A WEEK.
1825
01:20:57,184 --> 01:20:58,987
[CHUCKLES]
1826
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,955
[KNOCKING]
1827
01:21:00,988 --> 01:21:02,257
[STARTS THUMPING]
1828
01:21:02,289 --> 01:21:04,024
JACK?
1829
01:21:04,057 --> 01:21:05,525
WHY ARE YOU TRYING
TO BREAK MY DOOR DOWN?
1830
01:21:05,559 --> 01:21:06,561
OH! SORRY, SORRY.
1831
01:21:06,594 --> 01:21:07,996
YEAH, FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN
ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE
1832
01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:10,198
IN OVER A WEEK.
1833
01:21:14,668 --> 01:21:17,671
GOT A LITTLE EXCITED.
1834
01:21:17,704 --> 01:21:21,341
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1835
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:25,345
LISTEN, JENNIFER,
I KNOW I MESSED UP,
1836
01:21:25,378 --> 01:21:27,314
BUT FROM NOW ON,
1837
01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:28,983
I'M GOING TO BE
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU.
1838
01:21:29,015 --> 01:21:31,251
OKAY.
1839
01:21:31,284 --> 01:21:32,452
OKAY. UM...
1840
01:21:32,485 --> 01:21:35,189
I LIKE YOU.
1841
01:21:35,221 --> 01:21:37,557
A LOT.
1842
01:21:37,591 --> 01:21:39,027
LIKE, HEH...
"A LOT" A LOT, AND, UH,
1843
01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:41,162
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU,
1844
01:21:41,194 --> 01:21:43,530
AND I WANT YOU
TO GET TO KNOW ME, THE REAL ME.
1845
01:21:43,564 --> 01:21:46,334
ALL THE GOOD
AND THE BAD.
1846
01:21:46,367 --> 01:21:49,103
LIKE, UH...
1847
01:21:49,136 --> 01:21:51,072
I TALK IN MY SLEEP.
1848
01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:53,674
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
IS GRAVY.
1849
01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:56,243
I BITE MY TOENAILS.
1850
01:21:58,712 --> 01:22:00,280
OH, STOP.
1851
01:22:00,314 --> 01:22:02,182
TOO MUCH HONESTY.
1852
01:22:02,216 --> 01:22:04,152
RIGHT. SORRY.
1853
01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:05,687
STILL TRYING TO GET USED
TO TELLING THE TRUTH.
1854
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:06,721
WILL YOU AT LEAST
1855
01:22:06,753 --> 01:22:08,488
CONSIDER
GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE?
1856
01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:10,057
COME ON...
1857
01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:11,726
LET ME
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
1858
01:22:11,759 --> 01:22:12,726
FINE.
1859
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,494
YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME.
1860
01:22:14,528 --> 01:22:16,364
YES! OKAY.
1861
01:22:16,396 --> 01:22:18,466
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
1862
01:22:18,498 --> 01:22:20,568
-RIGHT NOW?
-RIGHT NOW!
1863
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,202
DANNY KOSTAS OF THE RED SOX
IS KIND OF MY BUDDY.
1864
01:22:22,235 --> 01:22:24,305
I GAVE HIM SOME HITTING ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, NOTHING BIG.
1865
01:22:24,337 --> 01:22:25,605
BUT HE SENT HIS LIMO
1866
01:22:25,639 --> 01:22:28,076
TO TAKE ME
AND ANYBODY I WANT
1867
01:22:28,109 --> 01:22:30,378
TO THE RED SOX
GAME TODAY,
1868
01:22:30,411 --> 01:22:31,712
AND I WANT TO TAKE YOU.
1869
01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,347
YOU JUST SAID,
1870
01:22:33,381 --> 01:22:35,283
"FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA BE
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU."
1871
01:22:35,315 --> 01:22:36,550
I AM.
1872
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:38,152
SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, JACK.
1873
01:22:38,185 --> 01:22:39,754
BUT JENNIFER--
1874
01:22:39,787 --> 01:22:40,755
[THUD]
1875
01:22:40,787 --> 01:22:43,090
SO? WHAT'D SHE SAY?
1876
01:22:43,123 --> 01:22:45,225
SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
1877
01:22:45,259 --> 01:22:47,462
OH.
1878
01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:52,033
WELL, TAKE ME TO FENWAY.
1879
01:22:52,065 --> 01:22:53,600
YOU HAVE A LIMO?
1880
01:22:56,670 --> 01:22:58,105
JENNIFER...
1881
01:22:58,139 --> 01:22:59,640
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
1882
01:22:59,672 --> 01:23:01,175
["HUMAN HEAT" BY SAM ROBERTS
PLAYING]
1883
01:23:01,207 --> 01:23:03,110
♪ WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE CITY NOW? ♪
1884
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,179
♪ WE CAN SEE ALL
THE NITTY GRITTY NOW ♪
1885
01:23:04,212 --> 01:23:08,383
♪ CATCH A FLY BALL
AT THE STADIUM ♪
1886
01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:10,618
♪ MAYBE FREEFALL
INTO OBLIVION ♪
1887
01:23:10,650 --> 01:23:12,720
♪ THESE DAYS, THESE DAYS ♪
1888
01:23:12,752 --> 01:23:14,421
♪ EVERY TIME
THAT I GO DOWNTOWN ♪
1889
01:23:14,454 --> 01:23:15,789
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE ♪
1890
01:23:15,823 --> 01:23:17,492
♪ THERE'S SO MUCH
THERE'S SO MUCH ♪
1891
01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:19,426
♪ OF EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING ♪
1892
01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:22,363
♪ THERE'S SO MUCH
OF EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING ♪
1893
01:23:22,395 --> 01:23:23,797
♪ MOVE WITH THE TIMES
OR THEY'LL LEAVE YOU BEHIND ♪
1894
01:23:23,831 --> 01:23:26,434
♪ YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY
YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY ♪
1895
01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:27,402
♪ MOVE WITH THE TIMES
OR GO OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪
1896
01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:28,703
♪ YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY
YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY ♪
1897
01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:54,862
[♪♪♪]
1898
01:23:54,862 --> 01:23:57,131
♪ IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS ♪
1899
01:23:57,163 --> 01:23:58,565
♪ THEN IT MEANS THAT
THERE'S NO APOCALYPSE ♪
1900
01:23:58,599 --> 01:23:59,833
♪ STILL, I DON'T KNOW WHY
I EVEN GO DOWNTOWN ANYMORE ♪
1901
01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:01,369
♪ THERE'S TOO MUCH
THERE'S TOO MUCH ♪
1902
01:24:02,735 --> 01:24:05,305
♪ OF EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING ♪
1903
01:24:09,510 --> 01:24:10,645
♪ OUT ON THE STREET
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER ♪
1904
01:24:10,677 --> 01:24:12,613
♪ THE HUMAN HEAT
IS BOILING OVER ♪
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