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[bright jingle]
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- Tensions have cooled
here at Woodbridge,
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but just a few nights ago,
the campus was in flames
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over a new pornographic
ladies' magazine called "Minx."
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Copies
of the frisky periodical
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blew through the quad,
igniting a raucous debate
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that has left locals raging.
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- They're called privates
for a reason.
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- This is yet another example
of the media industrial complex
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amplifying the voices
of mainstream feminists.
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- Reading this is supposed
to make girls want sex?
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I don't get it.
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- Local action groups
have already formed
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to protest the magazine.
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- This filth has no place
in our community.
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I stand with the concerned
citizens of Encino,
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decent, God-fearing people
who will help us win the fight
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for the soul
of the San Fernando Valley.
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[upbeat rock music]
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- Okay, okay.
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Keep it up. Keep it up.
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- I have negatives to print.
Can I just--
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- Less talkin', more lickin'.
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- I used to love hearing that.
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- More envelopes, please.
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- There you go.
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"Champions of Chatsworth
Chastity"--good.
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"Virgin Vigilantes
of Van Nuys."
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I can't even say that one.
- No one can.
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That's why it's gonna be
so funny on the news.
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This one's my masterpiece.
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- "Heavy-Hearted Housewives
of Hollywood Hills."
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- They call that alliteration.
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- Okay, you're fucking with me.
I know this move.
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- I don't know
what you're talking about.
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- I'm trying to pull a rabbit
out of a hat here.
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Could you please help me?
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- Ooh, "Matronly Magicians
of Mulholland."
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- I hate it
when Mom and Dad fight.
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- Wait, so none
of these groups are real?
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- Doug, may I have a word,
please?
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- Let me do my job.
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It's working.
I'm moving. I'm shaking.
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I'm stirring the pot.
People are talking.
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- Yeah, but it's all criticism.
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- If everybody was loving it,
we wouldn't have a story.
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Joyce, I got reporters
calling me from everywhere--
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from the
"San Francisco Chronicle,"
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from the
"Philadelphia Inquirer."
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- That's a lesser paper.
- It's working.
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And you did a killer job
stepping up issue two.
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And Richie's cover?
[whistles]
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Very sexy stuff, Joyce.
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Yes!
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Look at how many more dicks
you got.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You should be so proud
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of this excellent magazine.
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- Yeah, but what's the point
of making it excellent
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if everybody's reading it
the wrong way?
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- What do you mean by that?
You mean, like, back to front?
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- I want women to feel
empowered, not embarrassed.
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Let me talk to these reporters.
- Oh, no, no, not a chance.
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The plan is working.
You'll just Joyce it up.
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- We are scaring away
our target audience.
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- Just--all right,
you know what?
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I'll give you one reporter.
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- Oh, my God,
you're so generous.
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Okay, stuffy. Mean.
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Notoriously grabby.
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Beulah Barrett called?
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She does the best profiles
on celebrities in crisis.
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Am I a celebrity?
- Sure, you're a celebrity.
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Here, give them to me.
Tell them your vision
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for issue two.
- Yeah.
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- And then
why don't you do this?
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Why don't you, uh...
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teach them
how they should read it?
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- With a yellow highlighter
and an open heart.
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[funky rock music]
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- ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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- Oh, how funny.
We missed this one.
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Let me just, uh...
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ah, but wait, it's for me.
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- [gasps]
There are no coincidences.
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Chairman Mao taught me that.
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- "Dear Richie,
noticed your work in 'Minx.'
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Come see us sometime.
Let's chat."
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Edward Shawn
of the Edward Shawn Gallery.
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- Oh, my God,
he has two first names.
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That's so fancy.
- I know.
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He has the chicest gallery
in West Hollywood
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and a real eye
for emerging artists.
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He taught David Hockney
how to swim.
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- Wow. What if he wants
to show your photos?
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[gasps] Or what if he wants
to have sex with you?
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Sometimes it's both.
- Mm, just says chat.
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- I am so glad
someone is finally getting
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the recognition they deserve
around here.
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- Yes, well,
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whenever it happens for me
and I become famous,
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I promise
we'll still be friends.
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- [chuckles]
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I'm already famous,
so I understand.
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- Ms. Prigger?
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Terrence Carpenter,
"Associated Press."
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- Uh, what happened to Beulah?
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- Last-minute
emergency sit-down
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with Cloris Leachman.
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You understand.
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- Oh, yeah, of course.
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Cloris Leachman is...
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- More important than you.
[chuckles]
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It's not personal.
- Uh, no, I know.
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I'm just, um...
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I was really looking forward
to speaking with Beulah.
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- Oh, yeah, well, I mean,
I could say the same about you.
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I cover the publishing beat
at the "AP,"
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and I have been following
the chatter about "Minx."
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New magazine.
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Starting to make some noise.
Not easy.
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- Well, I'm just grateful
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to be part
of the conversation, really.
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- Well, let's dive into
the story of Joyce Prigger.
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- Okay.
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- When did the matriarchy
first awaken?
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- You've done your research,
I see.
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- That's the job,
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as you're aware,
being a journalist yourself.
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- Well, I guess my story starts
where every good story starts.
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Seneca Falls, 1848.
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[funky music]
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- Did you actually say that?
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- Obviously not.
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I said I wanted to start
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a conversation
about female oppression.
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My point of view has been
egregiously misrepresented.
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- Okay, okay, hold on.
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"When pressed on 'Minx's'
intended audience,
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"Prigger cast a wide net,
encouraging girls
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as young as 13
to seek out her magazine"?
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- I said that
I wish I had access
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to this kind of material
when I was coming of age.
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- Oh, you are coming of age.
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[chuckles] Believe me.
- We have to fix this.
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We've gotta demand
a retraction.
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- No way.
This is a national story.
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It's been picked up
by 180 papers
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just as we have
released issue two.
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This is a jackpot.
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Oh, this one's even better.
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"Pornographer defends riot,
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advocates for adolescent
sexual awakening"?
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Joyce,
you're a fucking gold mine!
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- Oh, my God.
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[soft music in French]
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♪ ♪
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- [gasps softly]
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[clears throat]
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- [clears throat]
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Are you
Ricardo Montes Izquierda?
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- No.
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Thank you.
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- Don't they sort of belong
to me by now?
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- There's no statute
of limitations
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on borrowed pumps.
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Thank you.
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And I'm coming
for that clutch, missy.
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- Are you sure
you can't stay for a drink?
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- Well, I would, I just--
I want to hit the highway
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before the smog rolls in.
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- Well, maybe you can
come by the office this week.
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We all miss you.
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- I promise
I'm gonna stop by soon.
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It's just been so crazy
at the house
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and things with Lenny
have been a little off.
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- I just--I really could have
used you the last few days.
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It's--everybody hates me,
Shel.
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First it was the magazine,
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but now I am the one
being pilloried.
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- Joycey, when no one would
publish your magazine,
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do you remember
how miserable you were?
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- Yeah, it's terrible
to be ignored.
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- And then after
the first issue came out
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and no one bought it,
you felt like
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it was the end of the world.
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- That's because it landed
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with a deafening thud.
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It's a real shock
to the system.
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- I'm just saying,
if every step has been torture,
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it makes me wonder,
do you even want a magazine?
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- Of course I want a magazine.
It's just it's harder
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than I thought it was gonna be,
that's all.
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- Yeah, well, most things are.
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[door creaking]
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Ooh, Daltons.
I love their financiers.
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- Oh.
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- Secret admirer?
- Bye.
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[door closes]
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[chuckles]
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- Well, thank you
for joining me.
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- You know
how much I love to see
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our profitable magazines
in their natural environment.
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Ahh, "Naked Nurses."
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Ugh, 70% margin.
Now that's sexy.
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- Where the hell is "Minx"?
- Oh, no.
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Has the crown jewel
of the Bottom Dollar empire
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gone missing yet again?
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- Hey, Artie!
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I thought we'd been over this.
Where's my dick mag?
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- Gone. They took it all.
- Seized?
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Sure, that tracks.
- No, sold.
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I put it on the stands,
gone in two hours.
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You gotta get me more.
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- No problem.
[chuckles]
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- So get this, Franco.
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Some broad right here
in sunny LA, Joyce Prigger,
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is putting out a magazine
full of naked guys
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to help the females
feel more satisfied.
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- Ha! You know,
I bet if Little Miss Prigger
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had a real-life jolly stick
to play with,
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she would have
saved herself the trouble.
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- [laughing]
[air horn blaring]
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[bell clangs]
- Whoo!
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We just sold out in Cleveland!
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[all cheering]
- Oh!
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- What? Ha!
- Whoo!
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[funky soul music]
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♪ ♪
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- Well,
she's calling it "Minx",
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and she has filled it
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with all of her
feminist mumbo jumbo.
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Are you reading this, Nancy?
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- You better believe it,
Billy Boy.
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- Fellas, keep a leash
on your ladies.
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Don't want 'em
getting any big ideas.
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- I want a raise.
[air horn blaring]
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- That's the thing
about these libbers.
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They wanna fix something
that ain't broken.
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- How hard is it
to get your nails done
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and cook a nice meal?
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[bell clanging]
- We just sold out Vegas!
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[cheers and applause]
Whoo!
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♪ ♪
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Whoo!
[bell clanging]
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Yeah!
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- Chicks like Joyce Prigger,
nothing but trouble.
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But I know the type.
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Once some unlucky guy
takes her off the market,
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she'll shut her trap.
252
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,312
- Oh, if any
of our loyal listeners
253
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,565
wanna jump on that grenade,
you'll be a hero to us all.
254
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,941
- [clears throat]
- [laughs]
255
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,526
[air horn blares]
256
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,695
[bell clanging]
- New York City!
257
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,740
[cheers and applause]
258
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:22,913
♪ ♪
259
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:28,419
all: Parks, not porn!
Parks, not porn!
260
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Parks, not porn!
261
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:38,637
Parks, not porn!
Parks, not porn!
262
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:43,601
- Friends, neighbors,
wives, mothers,
263
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,811
we didn't ask for this war,
264
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,733
but I promise you,
we're ready to fight it.
265
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,568
[all cheering]
266
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,821
If Joyce Prigger
and her soldiers of smut
267
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,866
wanna put their magazines
into the hands of our children,
268
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:02,244
well, they're going to have
to get through us first.
269
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,955
[all cheering]
270
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,957
[upbeat funky music]
271
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,751
- Hey, Richie.
- Hey.
272
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,671
- [clears throat]
273
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,092
[in English accent]
"Richie,
274
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,302
"congrats on
a fabulous second issue.
275
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,262
"Having a little salon
for some of my artists
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"at my place in the hills.
277
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,641
"Bring your colleagues.
278
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:26,268
Would love to celebrate with
the whole 'Minx' team. Edward."
279
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,646
We have to go.
- I'm pretty busy.
280
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,980
I don't think I can make--
- What?
281
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,774
You were so excited
to meet him.
282
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,319
[gasps] Oh, no.
He tried to sleep with you.
283
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,780
You did sleep with him?
You slept with him twice?
284
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,365
It was good? It was bad.
285
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,283
He hates his mother.
- Stop.
286
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,451
I bailed, okay?
287
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,495
I got there and it was
288
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,746
way out of my league.
289
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,915
There's no chance
I'm ever gonna be
290
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,000
up on a wall next to Hockney.
291
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,170
- You know,
when I stepped on my first set,
292
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,131
I didn't feel like I belonged.
293
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,008
I'm not even really sure
how I got there.
294
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,262
But the photographer could tell
I was really nervous,
295
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,306
and so he walked over to me
and he said,
296
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,058
"You're not gonna be
hot forever.
297
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,309
"Now take off those shorts
298
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,811
and get on that elephant
and ride."
299
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,354
- [chuckling]
Oh, this industry.
300
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,481
- Babes, you're so talented.
301
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,775
You just need to shine bright
and show everyone
302
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,652
how much you're worth.
303
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,363
Plus, Joyce could use some fun.
304
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,906
We could make a night of it.
305
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,158
- Okay, fine, fine,
306
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,993
but I get to leave
whenever I want.
307
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,661
- Okay, you say that now,
308
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,830
but last time I went
to a party in the hills,
309
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,331
I stayed for a year.
310
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,459
And then the murders started.
311
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,336
You're gonna love it.
312
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,088
- The Manson murders?
313
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,548
- Not those!
314
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,468
- The library,
one of my favorite places
315
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,678
in the entire world.
- I mean, she has a point.
316
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,014
Even I don't think
"Minx" should be in a library.
317
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,475
- I never said that.
318
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,851
You know, just to play
devil's advocate,
319
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,436
who is to say
it's the worst idea
320
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,354
to bring these concepts
to the common square?
321
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,399
- If you think people should be
able to check out your magazine
322
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,027
while also getting a copy
of "Huckleberry Finn,"
323
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,778
I think that's an opinion
you need to share
324
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,071
with the whole world.
325
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,490
- Oh, yeah,
you would love that.
326
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,408
- No, I love selling magazines.
327
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,993
And speaking of,
would you be willing
328
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,536
to go on "Willy and Franco"?
329
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,913
Pump up our numbers
a little bit?
330
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,539
- I wouldn't go
anywhere near them.
331
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,874
They're Neanderthals.
332
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,834
- Neanderthals
with a national audience.
333
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,419
- Doug, I am getting hate mail.
334
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,837
- [laughing]
Bags and bags of it.
335
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,548
- Four-letter word.
Four-letter word.
336
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,218
Five-letter word.
Death threat.
337
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,595
Oh, God,
and this absolute chestnut
338
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,805
from Bottom Dollar's
biggest fan, Norman.
339
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,349
[clears throat]
340
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,809
"Women in pornography
should be seen and not heard
341
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,395
"and certainly should not be
given their own magazine.
342
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,731
"Like that vile temptress
Yoko Ono,
343
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:39,568
"you are single-handedly
unraveling America's Beatles.
344
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,111
Bottom Dollar Publications."
345
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,781
- Aww, he thinks
we're The Beatles.
346
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,241
- Doug!
- Joyce, I've been
347
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,660
in this business a long time,
and as you know,
348
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,954
it is not always a popular one.
349
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,747
I want to show you
something special.
350
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,749
- Oh, God.
351
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,335
- A few of my favorite
love letters.
352
00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,923
"If I had a time machine,
I'd go back to 1933
353
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:05,010
"and kill you as a toddler,
then, time permitting,
354
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,179
I'd go to Germany
and I'd kill Hitler."
355
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,431
- That is horrible.
- No, if somebody is willing
356
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,725
to write you a letter,
that means you got them.
357
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,102
That means that you matter.
358
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,937
- What you're describing
is masochism.
359
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,273
- No, what I'm describing
is not giving a shit.
360
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,608
You should try that sometime.
361
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,862
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
362
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,406
[mellow music playing]
363
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,116
- Really enjoying this, huh?
- I am.
364
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,701
The only way
this could be any better
365
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,327
is you admitting
that I was right.
366
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,037
- Like you knew
any of this was gonna happen.
367
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,289
- Hey, I had a hunch.
368
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,582
- You were
blindly throwing darts
369
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,749
praying one would hit.
370
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,084
- [chuckling]
And one did,
371
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,836
right in the ass
of our patron saint,
372
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,462
Joyce Prigger, huh?
373
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,756
- Sure, if she holds.
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,174
- You've hitched your wagon
to a star
375
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,678
that's about to supernova
out of existence.
376
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,430
- Nah, I'm good.
377
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,056
I'm thinking of upping
our next print run
378
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,474
to a cool million.
379
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,977
- Why not two?
- Now she's ready to dance.
380
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,520
[laughing]
Why not two?
381
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,188
- Just hope it's not
on the deck of the "Titanic."
382
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,316
- Hey, those people were
in a bad situation,
383
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,818
and they made the best of it.
384
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,487
- And then they all died.
385
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,657
[The Kit Kats' "Look Away"
playing softly]
386
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:15,831
♪ ♪
387
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,298
- [scoffs]
388
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,176
♪ ♪
389
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,179
[music escalates]
390
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,513
♪ ♪
391
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,557
- Hey.
What're you doing here--
392
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,143
♪ ♪
393
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,770
- No, don't talk.
394
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:42,900
♪ ♪
395
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,070
[birds chirping]
396
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,910
- [chuckles] Morning.
- Good morning.
397
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:56,121
- That was fun.
- Yes, it was.
398
00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:00,918
- I forgot how good
we are at this.
399
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,046
That was a little better.
400
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,923
Right?
401
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,051
- Well, you did read
"Aphrodesia."
402
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,552
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,346
[chuckles]
Come here.
404
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,104
- I wish I could
just hide out here all day.
405
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,732
- You can.
I'll field your calls.
406
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,402
Beat away all those assholes
running their mouths.
407
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,737
- God, it's a bit late
for that.
408
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,906
- What are you talking about?
409
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,534
Nobody's image
is beyond repair.
410
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,452
Teddy Kennedy
is three years removed
411
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,162
from leaving a body
in an estuary,
412
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,165
and he's still a viable
presidential candidate.
413
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,710
- Not my favorite analogy,
but...
414
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,838
Martha's Vineyard does sound
very appealing right now.
415
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,464
- Mm.
416
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,842
But you know
you shouldn't be hiding.
417
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,720
You should fight back.
418
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,973
Churchill said that, "A lie
gets halfway around the world
419
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,350
before the truth
puts its pants on."
420
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,478
- Doug's not interested
in the truth.
421
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,897
- Well, you did get
in business with a man
422
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:08,152
who doesn't know a thing about
publishing a real magazine.
423
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:12,281
You deserve a publisher who
has the right media contacts,
424
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,576
someone who understands
major markets,
425
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,494
who has relationships
with advertisers,
426
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,248
who knows that
fall issues are the biggest
427
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:23,834
and January's a wash.
428
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,252
- It sounds like you have
someone in mind.
429
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,797
- It's not your fault
that you got into bed
430
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,215
with the wrong guy.
431
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,967
You were just so desperate
for a yes
432
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,594
that you went with someone
who doesn't know a thing
433
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,429
about who you are
and what you want to do.
434
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,557
- But if someone like you
were my publisher...
435
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,726
- Well,
now that you mention it,
436
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,146
I have been looking
to make a move.
437
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,315
"Lad" magazine
is very limiting,
438
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,067
and they don't see
my potential.
439
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,902
- Spit it out, Glenn.
440
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,822
- I've been sitting on
a modest trust from Nana Lily.
441
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,407
- Since when?
- Since she died.
442
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,534
- In 1969?
- Yes.
443
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,329
And it's enough to set up shop.
444
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,080
"Minx" as our flagship title,
445
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,375
and you as our glamorous
editor in chief,
446
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,170
and me, our debonair publisher.
447
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,005
Look out, world.
448
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,673
- Where was this money
two years ago?
449
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,677
- Well, I didn't wanna blow it
on something unproven.
450
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,887
- Me.
451
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,889
You didn't want
to blow it on me.
452
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,516
[scoffs]
Oh, my God.
453
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,977
But now that everyone
is talking about my magazine,
454
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,522
now, suddenly,
you wanna invest?
455
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,191
- Only you can turn this
into something nefarious.
456
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,484
I'm--I'm trying to help.
457
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,820
- Help yourself!
458
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,696
[laughs]
459
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,365
- What is so funny?
460
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,577
- I realized that you
trying to steal my magazine--
461
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:45,207
that is the most ambitious
thing you've ever done.
462
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,167
[scoffs]
463
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,800
- Ooh, you look hot, babe.
464
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,719
- It's, like, 91 degrees.
Why do people dress like this?
465
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,137
- Everyone's gonna wanna
talk to you,
466
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,222
and I'll be right by your side.
467
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,682
- [sighs]
Thank you.
468
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,726
[mellow funk music]
469
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,523
♪ ♪
470
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,817
Everyone is so staggeringly
handsome, I kid you not.
471
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,151
- They're so cute.
472
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,279
Hi!
[chuckles]
473
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,156
Hey, you mingle.
I'll go grab us some drinks.
474
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,534
- Mingle?
475
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,120
Uh...
476
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,580
[clears throat]
477
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,749
[indistinct chatter]
478
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,752
Is that--
[clears throat]
479
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,591
Motherfuck.
480
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,343
- What's happening here?
This chick gonna show?
481
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,053
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, she's gonna come.
482
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,598
I triple confirmed with her.
She's just driving.
483
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,391
You know, women.
[chuckles]
484
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,769
[rock music playing]
485
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,022
- Cream and two sugars, sugar.
486
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:56,737
♪ ♪
487
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,698
- But if she doesn't show,
I'll be happy to step in.
488
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,327
I got a--I got
a million stories, believe me.
489
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,203
I taught her
everything she knows.
490
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,372
[chuckles]
I'm a lot of fun.
491
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,796
- Where's the mic?
492
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,798
- Go. Go.
493
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,300
[sighs]
494
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,968
- You really think
we're gonna be sitting here
495
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,137
in 40 years
talking about Goldie Hawn?
496
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,307
- Not just her, her children.
She's going to start an empire.
497
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,850
- That's not a world
I want to live in.
498
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,019
- Hi, sorry, um,
do any of you happen to drive
499
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,270
a green and white pickup?
500
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,940
[light music]
501
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,858
Is that
to a green and white pickup?
502
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,860
- Blue Celica. You want?
503
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,906
[snorts]
504
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:45,702
♪ ♪
505
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,163
- I hear
I'm holding you hostage.
506
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,624
Dreadfully sorry.
507
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,335
- Mr. Hockney.
- I'm always the last one here.
508
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,504
End up trapping everybody else.
509
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,839
That's the burden of my life.
510
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,716
And tell me who you are, then.
511
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,802
I used to know everybody
at Ed's parties,
512
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,639
but seems like this town
is just moving on without me.
513
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,058
- Oh, well, I'm a nobody.
[chuckles]
514
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,018
I'm Richie.
I shoot for "Minx."
515
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,687
It's a magazine that--
- Oh, no, brilliant.
516
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,063
I love "Minx."
517
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,316
That second issue--
yeah, that was tops.
518
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,026
- Oh, you've read it?
- Yeah, well,
519
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,737
all we get are these
tortured physique poses.
520
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,074
Beefcakes on the boardwalk
which, uh,
521
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,368
with the right mood,
I mean, why not?
522
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,663
But you're giving us
actual male desire.
523
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,207
That's really something.
[chuckles]
524
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,917
- Thank you.
525
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,294
It's funny 'cause people have
been ripping us to shreds, so--
526
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,131
- That's the price
of being a pioneer, I suppose.
527
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,925
Misunderstood by most.
528
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,927
You'll get used to it.
529
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,389
- And we're back!
530
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,392
Well, there is a hot new
magazine on the stands,
531
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,811
and everyone seems to have
an opinion about it.
532
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,231
We're lucky enough to have
the brains behind "Minx."
533
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:59,484
It's a real lightning rod.
- You got the rod part right.
534
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,737
[both laugh]
- Please welcome
535
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:05,032
the lady editor of "Minx,"
Joyce Prigger.
536
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,742
- Just editor.
Happy to be here.
537
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,326
- Listeners,
this may surprise you,
538
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,912
but Joyce is quite the looker.
539
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,415
You hear "feminist"
and you think...
540
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,418
[dog barking]
[both laugh]
541
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,754
- That's funny, you both
look exactly like I imagined.
542
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,255
both: Whoa!
543
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,507
- So, Joyce,
why do you hate men?
544
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,718
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
she doesn't hate men.
545
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,095
You check out her mag?
She loves us.
546
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,513
- Eh, maybe not us,
547
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,599
but a little part
that tickles her fancy.
548
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,477
- To interject,
I don't hate men at all.
549
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,812
But one thing
I find curious about them
550
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,606
is when they ask a woman
a question
551
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,940
and then don't let her
answer it.
552
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,276
- Oh, no,
I think we ticked her off
553
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,611
right out of the gate, Willy.
554
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,404
- Oh, we're just
messing around.
555
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,281
There's no reason
to get your nose out of joint.
556
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,950
- Another thing I love
is when men try to tell me
557
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,577
how I should be feeling.
558
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,370
"Minx" is not
about hating men.
559
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,456
It's about empowering women.
560
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,041
Does that scare you, Willy?
561
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,542
- Of course not.
562
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,169
- Right, 'cause how could
little ol' me
563
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,129
scare a big man like you?
564
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,673
Franco, on the other hand,
should be terrified.
565
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,634
[air horn blares]
566
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,136
- Nancy, you don't have
those privileges.
567
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,639
- See, now that is
what my magazine is all about.
568
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,308
Men have had their finger
on the button for a long time.
569
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,936
- Well, that's my button,
and she knows the rules.
570
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,979
- We're not trying to take
your button away, Willy.
571
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,815
Women just want access
to the button,
572
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,942
or, failing that,
we want our own button,
573
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,861
one as loud
and obnoxious as yours.
574
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,322
- Oh, you're just off
to a great start, toots.
575
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,407
- I get it.
I get it. I do.
576
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,160
The thought
of a female pornographer--
577
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,121
that makes people
pretty uncomfortable.
578
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,457
It made me uncomfortable,
but I'm doing it anyway.
579
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:41,211
And there is nothing
that you can do to co-opt it
580
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:45,048
or diminish it
or take that away from me.
581
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,508
Will, you look at porn, right?
582
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,511
- That's between me and my--
yes.
583
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,138
- Franco,
I don't even need to ask.
584
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,348
Male desire is celebrated.
585
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:56,643
There is an entire industry
built on servicing it.
586
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,229
Why should female desire
be any different?
587
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:02,691
We got more nerve endings
in our sex organs than you do.
588
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,610
- No. Absolutely not!
[engine turning over]
589
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:10,615
- Men like you are really good
at limiting women's options.
590
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:14,870
Now maybe, just maybe,
you guys are worried
591
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,998
that my magazine can offer them
something that you can't.
592
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:21,626
- One thing I'm certain of
is that Wanda Wilkerson
593
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,004
is satisfied
in the bedroom department.
594
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:27,048
- Are you, though?
- Never had a single complaint.
595
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,675
- And I'm sure
that your marriages
596
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:31,803
are built on openness
and communication.
597
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,889
- Actually, I'm single.
- Shocker.
598
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,474
But as a woman, let me
let you in on a little secret.
599
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:40,312
What she tells you
and what's really happening
600
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,355
may not be the same thing.
601
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,608
[energetic music]
602
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,234
I happen to know a woman
who's been married
603
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,154
for 16 years--
three kids, perfect life.
604
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,781
But her husband has never
been able to give her
605
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:56,244
the fullest experience
of lovemaking.
606
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,997
She has never said
a peep about it,
607
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,960
so he keeps flying blind
thinking he's pleasuring her.
608
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:07,088
[car horn honks]
609
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,840
But I'm sure that things
610
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,926
between you and Wanda
are different.
611
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,719
- We could give her a call
after the break.
612
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,262
Hear her side of the story.
613
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,681
- Great idea, Nancy.
614
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,645
[door opens]
615
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:28,818
♪ ♪
616
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,116
[bell clangs]
617
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,786
- [chuckles] How much to get
one of these in platinum?
618
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,580
- We sold out everywhere.
- Word travels fast.
619
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,332
- Dick Cavett's talent booker
told me
620
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,960
when she called to check
Joyce's availability.
621
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,671
- No.
"The Dick Cavett Show"?
622
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,089
In New York fuckin' City?
623
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:52,259
[both laughing]
624
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,887
How is your news
better than my news?
625
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,889
This is annoying.
I had great news.
626
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,266
- You'll get over it.
627
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,518
- All right, I need to hear it.
628
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,312
- Seriously?
- Yeah, I'm a petty man.
629
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,772
I want to hear it.
630
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,191
All right, maybe I'll make it
easier for you.
631
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,945
You were right too.
632
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,948
I was irresponsible,
I was in over my head, I...
633
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,034
I went a little nuts.
634
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,246
And then I got lucky.
635
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,542
[chuckles]
636
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,170
- Thank you.
637
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,089
- And?
638
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,095
- [whispering]
You were right.
639
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,223
- [sighs]
640
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:44,060
- ♪ My baby's
a natural beauty ♪
641
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,520
♪ Yeah ♪
642
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:49,357
♪ I said
my baby's a natural beauty ♪
643
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,942
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
644
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,779
♪ She's a natural beauty ♪
645
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,699
♪ Aww ♪
646
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,618
- The penis is completely out
of proportion to the original.
647
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,370
- Yeah, it was a whole thing.
- Yes, we know.
648
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,997
- I hope no one's got
anywhere to be,
649
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,042
because I just blocked in
about five people.
650
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,293
[laughter]
651
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,045
- Well, now they have
a reason to stay.
652
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,172
Hey, everyone, this is Joyce.
653
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,299
The minx behind "Minx."
654
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,509
[both chuckle]
655
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,349
- God save the queen of dicks.
656
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,934
[cheers and applause]
657
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,063
[The Intruders'
"She's A Winner"]
658
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:34,611
♪ ♪
659
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:38,365
- ♪ Win, place or show ♪
660
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,326
♪ She's number one
at my door ♪
661
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:46,873
♪ My baby, she's a winner ♪
662
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,666
♪ Stone, very braid ♪
663
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,710
♪ Got a lot of brains
in her head ♪
664
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,504
♪ She's got a lot of style ♪
665
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,547
♪ She makes my life
worthwhile ♪
666
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,301
♪ Personality,
oh, she's the girl for me ♪
667
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,345
♪ Sometimes
she's out of line ♪
668
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,138
♪ But I'd give her
my last dime ♪
669
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,892
♪ Win, place or show ♪
670
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:08,728
♪ She's number one
at my door ♪
671
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:13,775
♪ My baby, she's a winner ♪
672
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,779
♪ Win, place or show ♪
- ♪ Win, place or show ♪
673
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,615
- ♪ She's number one
at my door ♪
674
00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,951
♪ My baby, she's a winner ♪
675
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:26,246
- ♪ She's a winner ♪
676
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:30,083
♪ Running with me,
nobody could compare ♪
677
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,918
♪ She's choice greatly beef ♪
678
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,212
♪ A love oh, so sweet ♪
679
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,674
♪ Understanding too,
that's why she never loose ♪
680
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:41,636
♪ So different from the rest,
that's why she's the best ♪
681
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,432
♪ Win, place or show ♪
- ♪ Win, place or show ♪
682
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,309
- ♪ She's number one
at my door ♪
683
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:53,565
♪ My baby, she's a winner ♪
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