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[whooping, shouting]
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Let's go!
Let's go!
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Let's go, baby.
Come on.
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I can't hear you guys!
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They ain't ready for us!
They ain't ready for us!
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Whoo!
- Yeah!
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Let's go, baby, let's go!
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[whooping and cheering]
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Mmm. There's just something
about a man covered in paint.
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Mmm.
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Dude, are you studying
at a tailgate?
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Yeah, but only
because I'm failing econ.
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Well, maybe you'd be
doing better
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if you didn't spend so much time
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railing Leighton's brother.
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- Okay.
- [mimics mattress squeaking]
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- Bela, Bela, Bela!
You just spilled beer
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all over my textbook.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
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Ugh.
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And Nico's bed
doesn't squeak like that.
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It thuds, like,
bam, bam, bam, bam.
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Hello, ladies.
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- Hi, Leighton.
- Hi, Leighton.
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Wait, why'd you stop talking
when I showed up?
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Is it... Is it my glasses?
I know they're ugly,
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but my fucking mom
forgot to send my contacts.
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No!
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It's just surprising
that you came.
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Well, I'm not really jazzed
to watch soccer,
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but I did want to come
and support Whitney.
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You like Whitney?
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- Yes, I like Whitney.
She's our roommate.
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Do you like me?
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I guess. Stop asking me
if I like people.
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Everyone's fine.
Anyway, I can't stay long.
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I have to plan a surprise party
for my brother's birthday.
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Oh, my God.
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I didn't know Nico's birthday
was coming up.
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That's so cool.
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Yeah, I always plan his party.
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And I have some
really good surprises
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in store this time.
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It'd be really great for me
if I could get
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the "Catullan" writers in
for an exclusive event.
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Yeah, I'm sure
my brother would love
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to have eight nerdy writers
hanging around.
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No plus ones.
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But we are invited.
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- Sure.
both: Yes!
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Wait, they're pulling in!
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[cheering]
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Oh, my God, it's Whitney!
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Hey, girl!
- Whitney!
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all: [cheering]
- You came?
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- Of course, we did.
We love you!
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[laughs]
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Also, we ran out of mixers.
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Can we have some
of your team's Gatorade?
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No!
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- No worries!
We'll see you inside!
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Whoo!
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And the score is tied two to two
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as we enter overtime.
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[cheering]
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When I say Es, you say Sex!
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Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Es!
crowd: Sex!
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- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
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Hey, do either of you
ever get this thing
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where you feel like
you have to pee
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but nothing comes out?
- Bitch, you have a UTI.
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Oh, my God, no!
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Did you forget to pee after sex?
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Are you supposed to do that?
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Someone didn't read
their vagina's manual.
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Wait, are you having sex
with someone?
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Who?
- Me?
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Kimberly Finkle?
Having casual sex?
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[chuckles] That's a laugh.
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There are a lot
of other ways to get a UTI.
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You probably sat
on a wet library chair
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for too long.
- Right, that's probably it.
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Anyway, these cold bleachers
are really helping
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numb the area.
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Just a reminder, my friend Maya
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is visiting this week,
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so if we could talk less
about infected genitals...
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No promises.
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- Something's happening!
Run, bitch!
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Run!
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[crowd cheering]
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Go! Go!
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Get your girl, get your girl,
get your girl!
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- Oh, go Whitney!
Go Whitney! Go!
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- Oh!
- Ooh.
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[whistle blasts]
- Yes!
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Ugh!
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Oh, don't take her hand,
Whitney!
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Slap her in the fucking mouth!
[whistle blasts]
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- Yellow card number 12.
Penalty kick for Essex.
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Hey, no pressure.
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But if you make this shot,
we go to the NCAA tournament.
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Make the damn shot.
You got this!
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- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.
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Ready?
- You got this!
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["Broken Promised Land"
by Claire]
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Come on, Whitney!
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♪ Let's dream ourselves
away from here... ♪
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You got this, Whitney!
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♪ ♪
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Yeah!
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[cheering]
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Golden goal scored
by number 21, Whitney Chase.
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Essex wins!
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[whistle twirs]
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all: [screaming]
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Yeah!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Don't stop
until it's gone ♪
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♪ Pick a point ♪
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♪ On the horizon ♪
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[alarm beeps]
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It is 11 a.m..
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That is
100 community service hours.
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I am out of here.
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We knew you'd be excited,
so Ginger made you cupcakes!
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They're allergen free!
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But full of love.
And carob chips.
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- Thank you.
- Do you want to stay
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for the rest of today's meeting?
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Oh, not at all, actually,
but thank you.
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- Okay.
- Alicia, Ginger, Tova,
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I will cherish
all of the lessons
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you have taught me.
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And to the rest of you...
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I think one of you
is named Rebecca.
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Oh, both of you.
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Don't forget your cupcakes.
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- You know what, Ginger?
I will take one.
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Oh.
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- I'm free, bitches!
Whoo!
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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Wow. One small step
for a South Asian woman,
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on giant leap...
New writer alert!
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- Carla?
What are you doing here?
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Did you get tapped too?
- Yeah.
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I worked really flippin' hard
on my submission.
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I guess they really
flippin' liked it.
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Well, cool.
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It's so fun that you're here.
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Ladies first.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Holy crap, this is incredible.
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Wow.
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Check it out!
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This is gonna be
me and you one day.
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Best friends and coeditors.
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- I'm gonna take a seat.
- Me too.
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- All right, come on, guys.
Let's get started.
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First off, congratulations
to our new "Catullan" writers.
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All right, yeah.
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I'm sure we are witnessing
the start
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of some very successful
comedy careers.
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Until you have kids
and turn into complacent hacks.
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It's a tradition for new writers
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to submit a piece
on their first day.
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And, in an age-old practice
dating back to 2013,
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the best piece will be featured
on our Instagram.
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Pieces are due at midnight.
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Maybe it'd be cool
if we wrote something together.
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Oh, I'm sure that's not allowed.
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Evangeline, Bela and I
want to co-write a piece.
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Is that cool?
- We don't have to.
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Really, it's...
Sure.
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Uh, Bela and Carla
will be writing one together.
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You can work in groups.
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- Shaweet.
Very nice. my wife.
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Have you seen "Borat"?
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- Obviously.
- I'm sure it's so good.
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♪ Never thought that I
could take these steps ♪
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♪ But I kept the focus
on myself... ♪
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Your first UTI.
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I remember mine well.
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I had just conned my way
into a birthright trip
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into Israel...
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Thanks, Lila,
but I'm trying to ignore it.
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A UTI is a rite of passage.
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You gotta wear it like a crown.
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An uncomfortable, scratchy crown
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that you can't wait to take off.
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[laughter]
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Hey, guys,
I seriously have no idea
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what to get Nico
for his birthday,
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and I'm stressing.
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Well, I think
it's pretty obvious.
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You gotta get him a sexy gift.
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Oh, like silky boxers.
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- No, like, something erotic.
Like a cock ring.
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- A what?
- She's wrong.
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Get Nico something nice,
but slightly impersonal,
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so he doesn't think
you're trying too hard.
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Maybe a nice journal.
- A journal?
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Hot guys don't journal.
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They just let
their thoughts fade away.
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It's what makes them hot.
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I just want to get him
something small and meaningful,
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but something I know he'll like.
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As long as you pair it
with a nasty handwritten card.
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Something like,
"Happy Birthday, Nico,
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I love that thick dick.
Regards, Kimberly."
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Boom, you're welcome.
Shakespeare.
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Hey. So you going
to this party tomorrow too?
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- Yeah, are you?
- Nah, I already have plans.
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Hanging out with Darius
for a bit,
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and then meeting up with you
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when you leave the party early?
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[gasps] Hmm.
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Sound good?
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I might be available for that.
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Cool.
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So, you guys are gonna work
or... something?
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- I am.
- I'm sick, I have a UTI.
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Well, uh, good luck with that.
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Thank you.
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- Poor baby girl.
Drink up.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Yep, come on in.
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- Let me guess.
After the other night,
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companies are reaching out
about endorsing me?
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I'll hold out for Adidas.
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Well, it has come
to my attention
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that Coach Dalton
has been having
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an inappropriate
sexual relationship
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with a player.
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What?
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That's crazy. And gross.
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Well, I have to ask.
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I mean, do you know
anything about this, or...
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- Me?
No.
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I can't even imagine it.
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Dalton's so old
he's still on Facebook.
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- [laughs]
Okay. Well, look.
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If you hear anything,
let me know.
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Um, obviously we have to take
this very seriously.
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Of course.
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I'll think on it,
and let you know
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if anything comes to mind.
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Um, I assume you already talked
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to Becky?
Not implying anything,
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but I did see them share
a power bar once.
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You are not the first person
to mention that.
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Huh. All right, well,
259
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,914
that's very helpful.
Thank you.
260
00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:04,793
You can go.
- Oh, right.
261
00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:07,879
["A Thousand Words"
by Jay Som playing]
262
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♪ ♪
263
00:09:09,631 --> 00:09:11,549
♪ Remember to call me
264
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,302
♪ When you're feeling blue ♪
[line ringing]
265
00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:16,554
- Hi, you've reached Dalton.
Please leave a message,
266
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,847
and I'll call you back.
267
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,307
Shit.
268
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,645
♪ Go on and speak
your truth ♪
269
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,855
- Oh, my God.
I just thought
270
00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,356
about what our piece should be.
271
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,857
Cool, what is it?
272
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,152
What if we write a piece
about what TV characters
273
00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:31,778
say when they orgasm?
274
00:09:31,861 --> 00:09:33,381
I don't think we want
people to picture
275
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,032
Fred Flintstone getting off.
276
00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:36,158
Right, it's cringey.
277
00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:37,260
I'll think of something else.
278
00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:38,576
No rush.
279
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:42,456
Sometimes the best ideas
take a while to find.
280
00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:43,808
You know you're like
the only person
281
00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:45,418
at "The Catullan"
who's nice to me.
282
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,003
I'm sure that'll change
with time.
283
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,004
- Well, Eric's not that bad.
- Eric?
284
00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:50,505
The only time
I've seen Eric smile
285
00:09:50,588 --> 00:09:52,799
was when I tripped on a cord.
- [chuckles]
286
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,260
Well, he's better than Ryan.
287
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,639
Hey, I have an idea for a piece.
288
00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:02,143
What about a Tinder profile
for the John Essex statue.
289
00:10:02,225 --> 00:10:05,687
Ryan showed me his dick.
290
00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:08,857
In a bad way.
- Are you serious?
291
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,860
He called me into his office
to talk about piece formatting
292
00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:13,946
and then he took it out.
293
00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:17,325
And it's all I can think about
whenever I'm at "The Catullan."
294
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,576
Are you gonna tell anyone?
295
00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:19,951
I don't know.
296
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,080
Everybody already thinks
I'm so weird.
297
00:10:24,789 --> 00:10:26,958
Has he ever done
anything like that to you?
298
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,129
- Ryan?
No. Not at all.
299
00:10:31,212 --> 00:10:35,009
- Yeah.
Forget I said anything.
300
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:38,095
Let's write your funny idea.
301
00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:40,722
Yeah?
- Yeah.
302
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,351
[mellow music]
303
00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,102
This is
for my brother's 21st birthday.
304
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,562
I will need
a crepe station option
305
00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:50,524
that is both sweet and savory.
306
00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:57,572
Well, then I will await
your manager's call
307
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,783
at this number.
308
00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:03,328
Oh, are you serving me
some rich mommy party planner?
309
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,996
I'm very into that.
310
00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:08,583
Um, hey, what is with
311
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,418
your neighbor with the red hair?
312
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,089
She was staring at me while
I was waiting at the door.
313
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,590
Oh, she's my best friend.
314
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,424
I'm kidding.
I don't talk to my neighbors.
315
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,760
Do you think I'm insane?
- [giggles]
316
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,971
Dude, planning a party
in Vermont is challenging.
317
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,307
No one has taste.
318
00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,600
Yeah, about that.
319
00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:27,352
Am I, like, invited
to this, or...
320
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,312
Oh, I figured
you wouldn't want to go.
321
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,440
And don't you think
you coming as my plus one
322
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,734
would be, like,
this whole thing?
323
00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:35,778
There it is.
324
00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,446
- What?
- You don't want me there
325
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,256
because you're worried
people will figure you out.
326
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,866
Hey, it is a birthday party
for my brother
327
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,952
who you have met, like, once.
328
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,121
Okay, can we please not make
this into a bigger thing
329
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,998
than it has to be?
- It's...
330
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:50,250
It's not about the party.
331
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,494
I just... I just want to know
that you and me can exist
332
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:55,880
Outside of this one room.
333
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,176
- We can.
- Okay?
334
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,140
- Cool.
Uh, well, this got weird.
335
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,308
I'm gonna go.
336
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,602
Are...
337
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,566
- I'm gonna text you later.
Okay?
338
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,067
Sure.
339
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:18,946
♪ You say you can't hold
anything back ♪
340
00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:22,575
♪ It's a habit ♪
341
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:27,163
♪ You say what's on your
mind, mm ♪
342
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:31,167
♪ Whatever's on your mind ♪
343
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,461
♪ Mm ♪
344
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,336
Willow, I am freaking out.
345
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,380
- Yeah, I would be too.
This shit is crazy.
346
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,841
Have you talked to Dalton?
347
00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:40,967
No, he's not answering
any of my calls or texts.
348
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,886
Both on my phone
or on this burner
349
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,014
I just bought.
- You bought a burner?
350
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,347
Whitney, what the fuck?
351
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,576
You're going full-blown
"Homeland."
352
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,018
What was I supposed to do?
353
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,912
I can't have this come out.
Black senator's daughter
354
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,687
has inappropriate relationship
with coach?
355
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:54,940
That gets aired on Fox news.
- Okay, you're not wrong.
356
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,318
Like, I would watch that.
But I think you can chill.
357
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,488
I talked to Coach Woods,
and she thinks
358
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,755
Dalton was sleeping with Jena.
359
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,282
- Jena?
Why would she think that?
360
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,044
Because I told her
I thought it was Jena.
361
00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:06,677
She didn't mention you once.
- Did you find out
362
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:07,952
where this is coming from?
363
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,496
Apparently Dalton's wife
called her
364
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,706
when she found a box of condoms
in his car.
365
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:14,083
And a Google search on his iPad
that said "Is it illegal
366
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,628
for a coach
to sleep with a player?"
367
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,296
God, he's such a fucking idiot!
368
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,506
Well, you weren't fucking him
for his amazing brain.
369
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,759
But you just need to lay low
370
00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:23,552
and this will blow over.
371
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,929
There's nothing pointing to you.
372
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,349
Wow! Thank you so much
for helping me
373
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,058
with my chemistry homework.
374
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,061
I understand covalent bonds now.
375
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,020
- Relax, she already knows.
- Oh.
376
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,980
The head coach found out
Dalton was sleeping
377
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,274
with someone on the team.
378
00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:38,692
- Oh, shit.
Do they know it's you?
379
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,778
No, you're the only
two people who do
380
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,238
and I trust you both,
381
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,965
slash, will murder you
if you say anything.
382
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,216
Okay, but having witnessed
some white-collar crime
383
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,575
over the years, if I were you,
384
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,326
I'd reset my phone
to factory settings
385
00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:49,888
and wipe my hard drive.
- She doesn't need to do that.
386
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,455
- I already did both.
- Smart girl.
387
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:53,298
So, you rich people
are just naturally good
388
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,392
at covering shit up, aren't you?
389
00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:55,875
- Yes.
- Yeah.
390
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,044
♪ Got a little bit
of sunshine ♪
391
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,589
♪ I'm not always
such a downer, doll ♪
392
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,758
♪ Kinda ended in a bro mine ♪
393
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,927
♪ Ever since I let
the good times roll... ♪
394
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,428
How's the studying going?
395
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,347
- Good. Productive.
I like it.
396
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,058
[exhales]
397
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,852
Have you... earned a break?
398
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,490
I want you on top.
399
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:28,176
'Cause my arms are
kind of wrecked right now.
400
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,287
[laughs]
401
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,456
Okay.
402
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:36,792
But can I ask you
something first?
403
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,335
What's up?
404
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:39,628
You play guitar.
405
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,423
Hypothetically speaking,
would a gift card
406
00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:45,509
to, like, a guitar website
be a birthday gift
407
00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:47,510
you'd be excited about?
- You don't have to
408
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,138
get me a gift.
- Are you kidding?
409
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,931
Gift-giving's in the Finkle DNA.
410
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:52,975
Did you not see my mom
slinging around purse hooks
411
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,058
at Parents Weekend?
412
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,143
Your mom's cute.
413
00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:57,562
But, seriously,
414
00:14:57,645 --> 00:15:00,106
you don't have to get me a gift.
415
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,780
- Okay, let's do it.
But let's be quick,
416
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,426
'cause I have a lot of work
I have to catch up on.
417
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,702
Hey, Siri, set me a timer
for 45 seconds.
418
00:15:12,785 --> 00:15:14,580
♪ I'm all in white ♪
419
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,874
♪ 'Cause I have soul ♪
420
00:15:16,956 --> 00:15:19,168
♪ Where you go live ♪
421
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,544
♪ I wanted you so-o-o ♪
422
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,672
♪ But for a while ♪
423
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,049
♪ I'm on a roll ♪
424
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,177
♪ Well, love in those eyes ♪
425
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,677
♪ And that's all I know ♪
426
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,596
Are you just now getting home?
427
00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:34,099
Wait, is this a walk of shame?
428
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:35,933
So you are sleeping
with someone.
429
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,269
I mean, is it a walk of shame
430
00:15:37,352 --> 00:15:38,873
if I stayed up all night
in the library
431
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,357
hooking up with my textbook?
Like, blehhh.
432
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,360
Wow, we are so different.
433
00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:45,943
Are you excited
for the party tonight?
434
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,713
- I'm so excited.
I bought a new outfit for it.
435
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,947
And these foot pad things
436
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,158
that make fancy shoes
more comfy.
437
00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:55,328
Okay. I'm gonna grab my towel
to shower to wake myself up.
438
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,206
- Okay.
Oh, uh, when you go
439
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,682
in the bathroom,
my friend Maya is in there.
440
00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:00,542
The one who's visiting?
- Oh, fun!
441
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,729
My friend Kelsey from home
wants to visit at some point.
442
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,837
She's like really into anime.
443
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,216
I look forward
to discussing that with her.
444
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,009
So what was your idea?
445
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,446
- So, basically there's...
- Okay, everyone.
446
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,596
I have two announcements.
447
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:13,889
The first is for everybody.
448
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:17,809
Jeff, use spellcheck.
- Okay.
449
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,477
Secondly, Carla has decided
to quit.
450
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,895
- What?
- Yeah.
451
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,106
- Wait, why would she quit?
- Who knows?
452
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,708
Unlike every other conversation
I've had with her,
453
00:16:24,732 --> 00:16:27,568
she didn't go into detail.
[laughter]
454
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,630
Anyway, now's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
455
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,131
The announcement
of which new writer's piece
456
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,740
will be featured
on our Instagram.
457
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,076
Which is an account followed
458
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,120
by multiple
Emmy-nominated writers.
459
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,913
And the winner is...
460
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:40,456
The John Essex statue's
Tinder profile,
461
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,584
written by Bela Malhotra!
462
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,254
- Wow.
Thank you.
463
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,423
But I actually co-wrote
that piece with Carla.
464
00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:49,067
She said in her email
it was mostly you,
465
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,717
so enjoy that sole credit.
466
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,428
All right, we're done here.
Good job, guys.
467
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,474
- Bela! Oh, my gosh.
So proud of you.
468
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,851
Hey, nice work.
469
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:11,238
- Holy hell, are you Maya?
You're gorgeous.
470
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,405
I'm Kimberly.
471
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,633
I'm one of Leighton's roommates.
472
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:14,991
Nice to meet you, Kimberly.
473
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,161
Seriously, you smell
like a fancy spa.
474
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:18,494
Sorry, to double compliment.
475
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,663
I didn't sleep much last night
476
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,290
and my brain
isn't fully working yet.
477
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,375
Ooh, sounds like
you had a fun night.
478
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,253
Get it, girl.
- I did get it. And then some.
479
00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:28,547
I have a hickey on my boob.
480
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,773
My boyfriend gave me
one of those
481
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:30,958
when we first started dating.
482
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,634
- What's with these guys?
- Right?
483
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,845
Hey, I need to go help Leighton
set up for this party,
484
00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:37,055
but I'll see you there?
- Totally.
485
00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:39,849
♪ Yeah, let me see you
go to town ♪
486
00:17:39,932 --> 00:17:42,394
♪ Go down go down go down ♪
487
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,689
♪ Yeah yeah,
if you're down, boy ♪
488
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:49,401
♪ Really down, baby let me
watch you go to town ♪
489
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:52,069
♪ It's your one chance,
baby, never or now ♪
490
00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:54,155
♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪
491
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,326
♪ Let me see you go to town,
baby, go to town ♪
492
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,496
♪ Oh, yeah, baby, let me
watch you go to town ♪
493
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:03,749
♪ It's your one chance, baby,
never or now ♪
494
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:08,170
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
495
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:11,006
♪ Go down go down go down ♪
496
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:13,049
♪ Yeah, let me see you
go to town ♪
497
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,345
♪ Yeah, go down go down
go down ♪
498
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,472
♪ Yeah, let me see you
go to town ♪
499
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,934
♪ Go down go down go down,
yeah ♪
500
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,436
♪ Let me see you
go to town, yeah ♪
501
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,690
♪ Go down go down go down,
yeah ♪
502
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,567
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
503
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,487
♪ Go to town with it,
and she shave it all off ♪
504
00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:35,905
♪ Charlie Brown with it
lookin' all around ♪
505
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,366
♪ All the other girls
sound fishy... ♪
506
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,118
Hey! Are you ready to black
out with your rack out
507
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:42,846
or whatever it is
you're always saying to us?
508
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,080
Yeah, let's do it.
509
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,665
Let's crunk out
with our junk out.
510
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,209
Yeah!
511
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,919
I'm wearing underwear
that's so sexy,
512
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:51,380
it's insane.
Also, it kind of hurts.
513
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,384
[upbeat party music]
514
00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,388
♪ ♪
515
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:02,098
Those are a lot of gifts.
516
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,261
The only thing my friends
got me for my last birthday
517
00:19:04,308 --> 00:19:05,727
was a Chipotle gift card.
518
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,105
Holy shit, did someone
buy him a snowboard?
519
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,605
I got him sour candy.
520
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,275
Because I know he likes
sour candy.
521
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,402
That's really sweet.
522
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:14,778
I need a drink, STAT.
523
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,154
- Hell yes.
Let's get shots.
524
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,990
Oh, I need to start
with a glass of water.
525
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,409
I have to take my UTI medicine,
526
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:23,202
and the pill is so huge.
527
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,453
Hey, they just pulled up.
528
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,705
- Everyone, quiet!
He's here.
529
00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:29,375
Okay, everyone, shut up.
Be quiet.
530
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,002
Come on, he's coming. Shh!
531
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,967
Are we almost there?
532
00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:42,638
This blindfold
does not smell good.
533
00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:44,057
all: Surprise!
534
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:48,394
- Oh, shit!
This is amazing!
535
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,146
Leighton, this is so cool
of you.
536
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,190
Happy birthday, bro!
537
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:55,192
Ooh, and I have
one more surprise for you.
538
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,322
- Surprise, babe!
- Maya! You're... here.
539
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,240
I flew in from Barcelona
for you.
540
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,867
Happy birthday!
541
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,121
crowd: Ooh!
[wolf whistles]
542
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,588
- Kimberly!
- Hey!
543
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,882
Did you guys know?
544
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:19,300
- Oh, my God, no!
I would have told you.
545
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,064
- Yeah, I didn't know either.
I'm so sorry.
546
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:23,137
- Kimberly.
Can we talk for a minute?
547
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,640
Dude, I cannot believe you!
548
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,442
I'm Bela, by the way.
We've met a few times.
549
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:28,684
I enjoy your parties and hope
to keep coming to them.
550
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,729
But on a personal level,
I think you suck!
551
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:32,355
Yeah, you're
a prep school douchebag
552
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,041
who thinks he can get away
with anything he wants.
553
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,542
Can I talk to Kimberly
alone for a minute?
554
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,818
- It's okay.
You guys go back inside.
555
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,113
- We're watching you, bro.
- Sleazeball.
556
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,199
[whispers]
Thanks again for the invite.
557
00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:43,366
Sleazeball!
558
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,163
I can explain.
559
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,958
Nico, this is so fucked up.
560
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,626
- Don't be like that.
- Don't be like what?
561
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,003
Heartbroken that the first guy
I met in college
562
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,297
has a secret girlfriend?
563
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,839
Look, Maya's
been studying abroad.
564
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,652
She wasn't even supposed
to be back until January.
565
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:02,134
Oh, so you were gonna tell me,
566
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,071
you were just gonna wait
several more months, cool.
567
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,515
Look, it got out of hand.
568
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,352
I don't know what to say.
- Well, I do.
569
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:11,519
Fuck you!
570
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,396
I wasted two months on you.
571
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,839
My grades are
in the fucking trash,
572
00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:16,191
and I have a UTI.
573
00:21:16,273 --> 00:21:18,151
And it's fucking burning
down there right now.
574
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:19,318
Okay? I'm done.
575
00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:24,365
And now I'm about to cry, too.
Fuck.
576
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,118
Kimberly, please.
577
00:21:27,201 --> 00:21:29,121
♪ Time to hit the road ♪
578
00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:30,872
♪ Go, I finally go ♪
579
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,708
♪ Set it up and knock it
down ♪
580
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,875
♪ 'Cause that's just how
I roll ♪
581
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,877
♪ All 'bout the flow... ♪
582
00:21:36,961 --> 00:21:38,480
Are you sure you want
to be here right now?
583
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,048
- Definitely.
I want to stay here
584
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,883
and ruin his night
and make him think
585
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,554
that I might say something
to his actual girlfriend.
586
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:52,894
Damn, girl.
587
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,563
[plastic cup whacks floor]
588
00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:55,873
Okay, actually
on second thought,
589
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:57,441
I think I'm gonna go.
590
00:21:57,523 --> 00:22:00,152
But I don't want to make this
some big dramatic exit,
591
00:22:00,234 --> 00:22:01,903
so, please, the two of you stay.
592
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,405
♪ Shout it up
just for fun ♪
593
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,240
♪ Was it all for me ♪
594
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:10,494
♪ You just see, move your feet
time to let go ♪
595
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:11,788
♪ Oh yeah ♪
596
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,749
♪ Time to let go ♪
597
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,875
♪ You just see... ♪
598
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,500
What the fuck?
599
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,087
[background conversations]
600
00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:40,983
Do you think my boobs
have gotten bigger
601
00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:42,443
since the beginning of college?
602
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,527
They feel bigger.
603
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:44,779
Hey, Whit.
604
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,239
Hey, can I talk to you
for a sec?
605
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,574
In private?
606
00:22:47,656 --> 00:22:48,925
Um, would you mind
getting us drinks?
607
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,035
Gladly.
608
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,079
Dude, there's trouble.
609
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,457
Apparently our bus driver
told Coach Woods
610
00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:57,541
that he saw Dalton kissing
a player.
611
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,627
- Okay?
- A Black player.
612
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,837
And we're the only two
Black girls on the team.
613
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,798
- Fuck!
- I think you need to talk
614
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,549
to Coach, like, now.
615
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,804
Just come clean,
and hope for the best.
616
00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:11,431
- Okay, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
617
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,974
- I gotta go do this.
- Mm-hmm.
618
00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:20,272
[electronic dance music]
619
00:23:20,356 --> 00:23:22,901
♪ You have to lead
like this ♪
620
00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:27,071
♪ Lead lead ♪
621
00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:29,324
♪ Lead ♪
622
00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:32,160
♪ You have to lead like this ♪
623
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:36,623
♪ ♪
624
00:23:42,503 --> 00:23:44,673
- One sec.
- Oh, cool.
625
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,174
Dude, you okay?
- Yeah, why do you ask?
626
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,595
Because you're staring
at your phone like a psycho.
627
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,138
Leighton, I think I fucked up
628
00:23:52,221 --> 00:23:53,682
and I don't know how to fix it.
629
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,767
Can I interest you ladies
in some shots?
630
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,228
- Dude, fuck off.
What happened?
631
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,521
You know that guy Ryan
who showed me porn?
632
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,045
He kind of got me alone
the other day
633
00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:03,983
and then pushed his dick
up against my back.
634
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,694
- Oh, my God.
- I laughed and brushed it off.
635
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,655
But then I found out
that he did it
636
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,616
to this other girl too,
and when she told me about it,
637
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,037
I lied to her and stayed quiet.
638
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,248
And I think I silenced her.
639
00:24:22,751 --> 00:24:25,046
- It's okay.
Okay?
640
00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:31,051
- Did you just hug me?
- I already regret doing that.
641
00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:33,221
Come on, let's go. Come on.
642
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:40,561
♪ You've got another
think coming ♪
643
00:24:40,644 --> 00:24:43,815
♪ Thinking it's gonna be
easy ♪
644
00:24:43,898 --> 00:24:47,152
♪ I'm so high ♪
645
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,822
♪ Why sit down... ♪
646
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,159
- Hi, are you...
- Her wife?
647
00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:56,118
Yes, I am.
648
00:24:56,202 --> 00:24:58,496
Gert, you've got a visitor.
649
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,919
Coach, I promise you,
it is totally over.
650
00:25:04,001 --> 00:25:06,421
We ended things weeks ago,
so if there's any way
651
00:25:06,503 --> 00:25:07,690
we could just forget
about this...
652
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:10,217
- Whitney...
- Coach, please.
653
00:25:10,299 --> 00:25:12,051
My mom is a public figure.
654
00:25:12,134 --> 00:25:14,095
And if this gets out...
655
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,016
My stories don't go away
the way other people's do.
656
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:21,019
- Chase.
I already gave my statement.
657
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,063
All right?
658
00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:25,105
I told them
I couldn't give a name.
659
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,857
It's none of their business.
660
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,609
You're 18.
661
00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:30,569
You don't need this
following you around
662
00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:33,405
the rest of your life.
- Thank you.
663
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,491
Thank you so much.
664
00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:47,253
- Canaan.
We're leaving.
665
00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:49,673
Are you coming with or not?
666
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:52,592
Yeah, let's go.
667
00:25:52,675 --> 00:25:54,862
You really gotta cut down
on that screen time, though.
668
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:56,762
'Cause you're literally
always on that thing.
669
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,765
It's kind of sick.
670
00:26:03,894 --> 00:26:05,980
- Hey.
- Thank you for coming.
671
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,816
Yeah, of course.
672
00:26:15,155 --> 00:26:17,325
Hey, guys. My name is Alicia.
673
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,493
And I know
that this is very scary,
674
00:26:19,576 --> 00:26:22,830
but you're totally safe here.
675
00:26:22,913 --> 00:26:26,000
And no matter what you say,
I'm your ally.
676
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,461
Okay? I'm your ally.
677
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:35,593
♪ Mountains crave,
so they say ♪
678
00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:38,346
♪ They say your name ♪
679
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265
♪ ♪
680
00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:43,977
♪ Floods in the bay ♪
681
00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:50,858
♪ It's a shame,
it's a shame ♪
682
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,778
♪ The pain turn to rain ♪
683
00:26:54,863 --> 00:27:01,118
♪ Ain't calming down,
will it calm down... ♪
684
00:27:01,201 --> 00:27:04,079
[indistinct chatter]
685
00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:05,749
Hey, Whit.
686
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,755
- All right, ladies.
Gather up.
687
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:14,632
I'm Coach Hanson,
the women's ice hockey coach.
688
00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,509
Now, I can't go into details,
689
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,885
but Coach Woods and Coach Dalton
690
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,220
have been dismissed.
- What?
691
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,448
I'll be leading you
through the rest
692
00:27:20,471 --> 00:27:22,057
of the tournament.
693
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,768
Now, can someone explain to me
how offsides works in soccer?
694
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,561
[low chatter, murmuring]
695
00:27:27,644 --> 00:27:28,730
Anyone?
696
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,023
♪ Her heart was beating ♪
697
00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:33,067
♪ Through her chest ♪
698
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,489
♪ Hesitating to pull
the trigger, she wants to ♪
699
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:41,409
♪ Like a bullet
through the shadows ♪
700
00:27:41,492 --> 00:27:45,372
♪ Contemplating the sense
of the shadow ♪
701
00:27:45,454 --> 00:27:47,664
♪ She never got
to tell you that ♪
702
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,709
♪ Instead she wore
the chains ♪
703
00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:53,880
♪ She never acted
like it's all in vain ♪
704
00:27:53,962 --> 00:27:55,464
♪ When everybody else ♪
705
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,925
♪ Is only playing
by the rules ♪
706
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,930
♪ She always wanted
to keep her cool ♪
707
00:28:02,012 --> 00:28:05,349
♪ She always wanted to keep
her cool ♪
708
00:28:05,432 --> 00:28:12,315
♪ ♪
709
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,318
♪ She's burning ♪
710
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,661
♪ Through the shadows ♪
711
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,878
♪ She's burning
She's burning ♪
712
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:43,846
♪ Through the shadows,
through the shadows ♪
713
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:47,892
♪ Her mind was racing
through the desert ♪
714
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,059
Go to bed.
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