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Yesterday, my team struck gold,
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a trunk full of it in Lavinia's maze.
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Lavinia clearly killed Chet
for that gold,
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which gives us motive.
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Things are finally going our way.
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Except, of course, most of
our witnesses have been killed.
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Whoa! Forge is dead!
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She's dead.
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Mickey Moose has been found dead.
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But glass half-full...
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I found my good-luck charm.
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The skate wrench
that my last client gave me.
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I want to give you this.
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Something to remember me by.
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It's a skate wrench!
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Good morning.
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- Whoa!
- Comin' in hot!
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I'm sorry.
I guess I'm one of those people
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who gets nervous when everyone
around them is being murdered.
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I have something called dysmimia.
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When I panic, I lose the ability
to correctly use hand gestures.
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I know a lot of witnesses
have been killed,
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but we still have Chet's
tattoo artist, Reverend Tats.
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So there is no reason to panic.
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Time to [BLEEP] panic. Turn on the TV.
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Reverend James Tats was found
brutally poisoned.
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No!
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Oh! That's horrible!
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We have our first witness,
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the most trustworthy person in
all of our blood-soaked county,
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Lavinia Peck-Foster.
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- Thank you, Hayes.
- Mm-hmm.
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Last night, I noticed a shady character
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leaving the Inky Pecker.
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I went straight to the EPPD
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and had the sketch artist
draw this perpetrator.
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Oh, our new sketch artist is great.
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We got him him from
the carnival circuit.
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This is the man who is
terrorizing our town!
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Jesse Ray Beaumont!
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Lavinia is trying to frame
Jesse Ray for another murder.
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At least we know where she is.
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Lawyer!
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How are you here?
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- The TV says "Live."
- No. It says "Alive."
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They always put the Mayor's
status up whenever he's on TV.
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Where is the box you dug up in my yard?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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- Please don't kill us!
- Here's the box!
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What else was in the box?
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Nothing.
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- Here's the gold.
- Please don't kill us!
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Reed, give me your shoulders.
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But they're attached to me.
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Just do what she says!
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Now, Lawyer, tell me.
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What else was in the box?
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There was nothing else in the box.
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Lying shows a lack of respect.
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Hyah, Reed!
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Purse!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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This is Princess Anne Keane.
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Bringing a new life into the world
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really makes me want to balance it out
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by ending Jesse Ray Beaumont's.
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Isn't that right, Princess Anne?
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Isn't that right?
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Who's your daddy?
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Who is your daddy? We don't know.
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We still don't know.
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I'm sorry, Josh. I'm leaving.
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What do you mean you're leaving?
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Everyone remotely involved with
this case is ending up dead.
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Three people and a moose
hardly counts as everyone.
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Josh?
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...Insurance salesman Truman Derks,
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found dead in an alley behind...
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It's a blood bath!
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Four people and a moose
hardly counts as everyone.
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Anyway, my producer gave
me a safer assignment.
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I'll call you when I land in Juarez.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess we'll meet up
when I'm back in New York.
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You're not coming back to New York.
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You're in love.
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I am not in love.
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I might be having a baby with her.
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You know, it's complicated.
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I meant with the town.
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You look like hot garbage.
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His girlfriend just left him
to go to Mexico
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and his client's about to die.
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Dwayne!
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She wasn't my girlfriend.
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You want some dating advice
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from a man who's been in
prison for nine years?
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- Not really.
- Finally!
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If you expect zero from people,
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they won't let you down.
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And if that doesn't work,
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make love to a coffee can.
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- I will take the first part.
- ... "coffee can."
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Look, you won't die if we can figure out
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what Lavinia values more than gold.
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Who knows? This conspiracy runs deep.
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I said it when I gave Chet's
eulogy and I'll say it now.
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Soybeans will give you boobies.
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Wait, you were at Chet's funeral?
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Yeah. I wasn't arrested
until a week later.
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They picked up another guy
before me, but they let him go.
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There's nothing in the case file
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about anyone being arrested before you.
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It probably got buried in the cover-up.
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All I know is this...
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he was a handyman drifter
from South Peck,
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and for some reason, a decaf can
feels more like the real thing.
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- Handyman drifter, South Peck.
- ... "decaf real thing."
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Jesse Ray was right.
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I found an arrest record
that wasn't in the case file.
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But it's been redacted.
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Well, then, let's un-dact it.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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Un-dacting completed.
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What the hell?
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In East Peck, they use
pre-redacted sheet covers,
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because after the Witch Trials of 1994,
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all things magic were outlawed.
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Including Magic Markers.
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We now have our biggest lead yet...
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the man who was arrested
two days after Chet's murder.
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According to the police report,
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your hair was found at
the scene of Chet Peck's murder.
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I wasn't wearing it.
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In 2008, there was a downturn
in the handyman drifting market,
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so I sold my hair to a lady for a wig.
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Do you remember her name?
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I never got her name,
but I could describe her.
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We got her.
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We got her.
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Waterskiing with a cat is only
a misdemeanor in this town.
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Hair from Lavinia's wig
was found at the crime scene!
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And Atticus knew this,
but never brought her in.
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Why? Because the Pecks
endorsed him for DA.
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It was tit for tat.
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Wow. Your tat is just,
like, totally hanging out.
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Despite your handyman drifter,
Lavinia is not on trial.
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Could you just hold her for a second?
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Yes! Of course!
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I would do anything
for this little sweetie.
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You little sweetie.
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Princess Anne Maybe-Segal Keane.
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Any word on that, by the way?
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- From the paternity test shop?
- Not yet.
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Nine months after Pumpkinfest
is their busiest time of year.
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Here.
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If you testify against Lavinia,
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as an EPPD officer
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I could protect you.
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You know Maria the Butcher?
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Yeah. She works at the Meaty Pecker.
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Her real name is Mario the Butcher.
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With a motto of "Mind your own
[BLEEP] business,"
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East Peck is the perfect place to hide.
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After his testimony
put away two mob families,
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the EPPD placed
Mario "The Butcher" Pagano
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into our Witness Protection Program.
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He already had the nickname
and the knife skills,
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so we just gave him the butcher shop.
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Hack 'em up. That's what he did.
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All those people, he killed them all.
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There's a $7 million reward
for any info on his whereabouts.
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But that guy's right here in town.
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Think about our offer.
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We'd get you $200 a week.
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Before taxes.
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Today, we present our defense.
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Is it the best I've felt about a case?
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Absolutely not.
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But is it the worst?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Almost all of my witnesses
have been killed.
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My entire case rests on the
testimony of a handyman drifter
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and the judge is losing patience.
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Dwayne, do you have Handy Wojo?
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Negative. I went to get him
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and he was driving off in a new Ferrari.
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All units, we have
shots fired at the Meaty Pecker.
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Can you read that back?
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"You have one day to end
this fudging trial."
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But he didn't say "fudging."
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He said [BLEEP]
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We have a recess until Monday.
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Which is good news because
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I honestly can't think of how
things could possibly go worse.
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Could we talk, please?
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Yes.
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Without the... the cameras?
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Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, it turns out, I am not the father.
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Obviously, it would've been cool
if I was the father.
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But, ah, it's not like
I was counting on it.
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Hey, what should I do with...
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Toss those! Toss it!
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Dibs!
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I thought it might've been Josh.
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I guess I knew who
Princess Anne Keane's daddy was
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once I saw her sleeping.
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Somehow,
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this precious little jewel
came from you, pig [BLEEP]
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Josh! Dwayne and I found something
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while we were moving the box of gold.
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Why were you moving the box of gold?
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We wanted it to be somewhere safe.
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The Bahamas.
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The box has a false bottom.
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Look what we found.
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It's a bunch of letters.
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Yeah, but you put those letters
together,
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and they make words.
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"Dear Mama. Barcelona is great,
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but one day I hope to get to
America and meet you."
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These are from Trig.
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Of course!
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This is what Lavinia
values more than gold.
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Letters from the son that she
was forced to give up as a baby.
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Sadly, children were the one
thing Edgar couldn't give me.
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And do you see
the picture frames for children?
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They're empty.
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Like my womb.
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We figured out Lavinia's secret.
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I think I have a way
to get her to confess.
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Dwayne, what are you doing?
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Drinking a boob-weiser out of
the greatest beer-siere ever!
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Here you go, Princess Anne.
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The defense would like
to call to the stand,
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Lavinia Peck-Foster.
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Objection.
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Mrs. Peck-Foster is not
on any witness list.
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Defense has not provided
full disclosure.
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Oh, for Heaven's sakes.
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Stay in there!
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What's your game, Lawyer?
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I was just hoping
you'd answer a few questions.
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I'm sure your fans would love
to hear what you had to say.
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- Right?
- Whoo!
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I can't hear you, East Peck!
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All right. For my fans, I'll testify.
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Mrs. Peck-Foster?
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Yes?
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Would you tell the court
where you were when Chet died?
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Of course. I was in "Barthelona."
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- Barcelona.
- Barthelona.
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- Barcelona.
- Barthelona.
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- Celona. It's Barcelona.
- Thelo... thelona.
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00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:30,759
Spain!
258
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,016
"Thpain!"
259
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,391
IOle!
260
00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:38,242
You were in Europe,
261
00:11:39,195 --> 00:11:41,548
looking for your love-child,
weren't you?
262
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,516
In fact...
263
00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,000
Will you please read this aloud?
264
00:11:47,859 --> 00:11:49,188
"Dear Mamá,
265
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,328
It's been years
and I'm starting to give up
266
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,016
hope I'll ever hear back from you."
267
00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:57,830
- Is this...
- That letter, and this stack,
268
00:11:57,832 --> 00:12:01,734
were written by Trig Peck to his mother.
269
00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:05,905
These letters were found
in a box hidden by Chet.
270
00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:08,942
They were the only thing keeping Lavinia
271
00:12:08,944 --> 00:12:13,546
from reuniting with the son
she never stopped loving.
272
00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,657
These letters were worth killing for.
273
00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:20,700
What do you think happened, Lawyer?
274
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:24,557
I spent 30 years looking for
the son I was forced to give up
275
00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,426
because he was sired by a Reed?
276
00:12:26,428 --> 00:12:28,061
And then after my beloved Mother died,
277
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:30,229
I discovered that
Trig had been trying to
278
00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:32,465
keep in touch with me his entire life,
279
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,501
and she had been hiding
his correspondence from me?
280
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:36,751
And then what?
281
00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:39,906
I discovered my brother Chet
had kept her evil ruse alive
282
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:42,642
by continuing to hide Trig's letters?
283
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:46,079
And then and then
and then let me guess...
284
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:48,081
When Chet offered me these letters
285
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,316
in exchange for the deed
to Peck Gardens, I what?
286
00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:52,852
Slipped cyanide into
his homemade marzipan,
287
00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,554
which probably made it taste better,
288
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,256
because that stingy, little turd
never used enough almonds?
289
00:12:57,258 --> 00:13:00,326
Then I suppose I framed that
tinfoil hat wearing weirdo
290
00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:02,228
for his murder and paid that prosecutor
291
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,419
to sweep it under the Oriental rug?
292
00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:05,694
Atticus out.
293
00:13:06,928 --> 00:13:09,608
If Edgar had been as tall as that tale,
294
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:12,514
he would have been able
to ride a normal bicycle.
295
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,774
Oh. No, no, no, no.
296
00:13:14,776 --> 00:13:17,076
I do not think that you murdered Chet.
297
00:13:17,078 --> 00:13:18,277
No. No, no, no.
298
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:19,712
I think someone else did.
299
00:13:19,714 --> 00:13:21,247
Someone who was also upset
300
00:13:21,249 --> 00:13:23,182
that those letters
were being kept from you.
301
00:13:23,331 --> 00:13:24,651
The person who sent them.
302
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,352
Trig Peck!
303
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¿Mamá, eres tu?
304
00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:39,298
Sí. Mamá.
305
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,401
Oh, Trig, is that really you?
306
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,635
Where did they find you?
307
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:43,936
Barthelona.
308
00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:45,705
When Trig found out
309
00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:48,198
that his Uncle Chet had been keeping him
310
00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:52,025
from the mother he had been
searching for his entire life,
311
00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:55,962
he flew into a rage
and killed his uncle!
312
00:13:55,964 --> 00:13:57,931
Trig is the murderer!
313
00:13:58,394 --> 00:13:59,566
Not my client.
314
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:02,235
You're under arrest for
the murder of Chet Peck.
315
00:14:02,237 --> 00:14:03,904
You have the right to remain silent.
316
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:07,856
You have... other rights
that are harder to remember.
317
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:10,777
iMamá! iMamá, no maté a Chet!
318
00:14:10,779 --> 00:14:13,046
No! Let him go! He didn't do it!
He's innocent!
319
00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:14,181
How do you know he's innocent?
320
00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:15,196
- Because.
- How?
321
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,251
- Because.
- How?
322
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,317
- Because.
- Tell me how!
323
00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:18,618
I did it!
324
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:24,050
Oh! See?! Who's crazy now?!
325
00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,764
Yes. And what did I do?
326
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,232
I killed them all, of course.
327
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,534
You must understand,
328
00:14:34,536 --> 00:14:38,038
everything I did
came from a mother's love.
329
00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:40,974
So if killing out of love is a crime,
330
00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:43,910
then I guess I'm guilty.
331
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:46,472
Is it a crime, Alex?
332
00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:50,750
[BLEEP] me.
333
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,552
Houseboy? Take care of Fluffy.
334
00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:53,987
I'll be out in 50 years.
335
00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:55,735
We'll both be waiting for you.
336
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:58,692
And don't cry for me, East Peck.
337
00:14:58,694 --> 00:14:59,907
I'll be fine.
338
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:03,836
The truth is, I've been
in prison all my life.
339
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:11,238
♪ I'm only a bird in a gilded cage ♪
340
00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:16,543
♪ A beautiful sight to see ♪
341
00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:22,849
♪ You may think I'm happy
and free from care ♪
342
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:31,892
♪ I'm not, though I seem to be ♪
343
00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:47,774
♪ 'Tis sad to think of a wasted life ♪
344
00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:52,479
♪ For youth cannot mate with age ♪
345
00:15:52,481 --> 00:15:58,318
♪ Her beauty was sold
for an old man's gold ♪
346
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:06,893
♪ She's a bird, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
347
00:16:06,895 --> 00:16:10,797
♪ In a gilded ♪
348
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,565
♪ Cage ♪
349
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:17,871
♪ Ohh ♪
350
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,428
Was it risky going after Lavinia?
351
00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:33,839
Yes.
352
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:38,558
But we put away a killer
and set an innocent man free.
353
00:16:39,809 --> 00:16:41,371
And the town loves us again.
354
00:16:41,441 --> 00:16:43,811
The Mayor even gave us
the new combination to the city.
355
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:47,581
Of course, not everyone was happy.
356
00:16:47,871 --> 00:16:49,668
Look at me, Lawyer.
357
00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:51,879
I'm chained me up like
some kind of criminal.
358
00:16:51,904 --> 00:16:53,537
Well, you are a serial killer.
359
00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,756
Well, you're a fibber.
360
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:57,972
That wasn't Trig.
361
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,246
Was it?
362
00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,527
What do you think I did, Murderer?
363
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,432
After finding Trig's letters,
364
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,434
I realized you would do
anything for your son?
365
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:09,237
So we tried to track him down in Bar...
366
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,087
- ...celona?
- Th.
367
00:17:13,112 --> 00:17:14,274
But then what?
368
00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:16,410
I realized I didn't need to find Trig,
369
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:17,778
I just needed you to think I found him.
370
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,913
So we put Dwayne's
brother-cousin in a wig,
371
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,415
spent $500 we didn't have
372
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,950
to teach him three words of Spanish,
373
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:24,418
but wound up having to
write them phonetically
374
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,186
on the back of Dwayne's neck
so he could what?
375
00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:27,421
Be Trig?
376
00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:28,651
"Mamá, no maté a Chet."
377
00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:30,224
iMamá! iMamá, no maté a Chet!
378
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:31,792
Is that what you think happened?
379
00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:34,362
Is it? Is it? Is it?
380
00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:36,886
Yeah, it is.
381
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:40,490
This here's my brother-cousin, Wayne.
382
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,603
As kids, we fought all the time.
383
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:45,042
But as adults, we take care of
each other.
384
00:17:45,249 --> 00:17:47,016
- Talking penis says what?
- What?
385
00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,180
Brava, Lawyer.
386
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:54,348
Brava.
387
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:55,516
I always did like you.
388
00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:56,817
It may sound corny,
389
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:59,219
but that's the reason
I didn't murder you.
390
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:01,188
You're old-fashioned that way.
391
00:18:02,658 --> 00:18:05,092
Before you go, I need to
warn you about something.
392
00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:10,197
Back in 1994, the Pecks helped
rid this town of witches.
393
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:13,267
Oh, yes. That's what I said. Witches.
394
00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:14,865
Now that we're gone,
395
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:18,205
they'll most certainly try to come back.
396
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,174
And not the good kind.
397
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:23,744
I...
398
00:18:23,746 --> 00:18:25,179
don't believe you.
399
00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:27,347
I think you're trying to
manipulate me again.
400
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,006
All right, Lawyer.
401
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,084
If you say so.
402
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,789
The race for DA is still
too close to call.
403
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,925
A few propositions have been passed.
404
00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:40,627
Thanks to a large turnout
from East Peck Elementary,
405
00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:43,964
third grader Brayden Davies
is now town Surgeon General.
406
00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:46,333
Also, in a historic day for East Peck,
407
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:49,069
women have won the right
to be Flag Boys.
408
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:50,647
No matter what happens,
409
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,606
I think you would make a great DA.
410
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:55,142
For the record, I think
you would've made a great...
411
00:18:55,144 --> 00:18:57,286
Guys! They're announcing who won "Dah"!
412
00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:58,478
Oh, get out of my way, pig [BLEEP]!
413
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,131
Move, move, move, move, move!
414
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:05,652
With the highest voter turnout
in East Peck history at 6%,
415
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:07,354
your new District Attorney is...
416
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,022
Please, please, please, please...
417
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,524
Carol Anne Keane.
418
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:16,196
Yes! Yes, I did it!
419
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,433
This is a win for women everywhere! Ah!
420
00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:22,703
Ms. Keane's tally was bolstered
by three write-in votes for,
421
00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,838
"That girl what boob popped out."
422
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,137
- Still a win.
- Yeah.
423
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:28,442
It's still a win. Drinks on me.
424
00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:30,498
Whoo-hoo! I'll bring the beer-siere!
425
00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:33,080
Screw that. I'm going to The Bahamas.
426
00:19:33,082 --> 00:19:34,915
Congratulations.
427
00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:36,834
You got what you wanted.
428
00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:38,943
Mostly.
429
00:19:41,522 --> 00:19:42,795
Me, too.
430
00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:48,358
Hey? Before, when you said
that I would make a great...
431
00:19:49,493 --> 00:19:50,793
You never finished that sentence.
432
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:52,232
I don't recall. Maybe a great DA?
433
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,600
No. No, no, no.
434
00:19:53,602 --> 00:19:55,903
It was Fa-something? Da-something?
435
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,304
It was right on the tip of your tongue.
436
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:59,206
Tell you what.
Come over later and we'll see
437
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,208
what winds up on the tip of your tongue.
438
00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,543
You are a mother!
439
00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,412
I know.
440
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,420
Let's go. Let's go.
441
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:15,956
You've reached Josh Segal and Ass's.
442
00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:18,340
Please leave your murder after the beep.
443
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:20,994
Hi. I don't know if you followed
444
00:20:20,996 --> 00:20:23,163
the Witch Trials of 1994.
445
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:25,756
I need you to help free
the East Peck Three.
446
00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:27,654
Those two boys need your help.
447
00:20:33,742 --> 00:20:36,568
Mrs. Peck-Foster,
time for your arraignment.
448
00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:40,090
Mrs. Peck-Foster?
449
00:20:42,351 --> 00:20:43,784
Oh, my God! She's gone!
450
00:20:43,983 --> 00:20:45,295
10-98!
451
00:20:48,756 --> 00:20:50,193
Good luck, Lavinia.
452
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,631
Welcome to Barcelona, Mr. Del Mundo.
453
00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:04,326
Barthelona.
454
00:21:04,773 --> 00:21:11,345
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