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♪ Nobody knows ♪
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♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
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♪ Nobody knows ♪
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♪ All my sorrow ♪
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♪ Glory, glory ♪
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♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
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♪ Glory, glory ♪
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- ♪ Let me hear you ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
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- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
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♪ No, no, no ♪
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♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
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- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ All my sorrow ♪
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♪ Glory ♪
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- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
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♪ Glory ♪
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- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
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♪ Say it again... ♪
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- SAM: Hi, Ron.
- RON: Sam!
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I heard you were coming up to
San Fran for the table read.
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SAM: I didn't think I'd be able
to get out, but I'll be there.
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RON: Super happy to get
you on this production.
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- SAM: See you soon, Ron.
- RON: Fly safe.
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♪ I've been used ♪
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♪ And I've been scorned... ♪
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Are you serious right now?
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Like the shit is actually
gonna clean itself?
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Hello?
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Duke?
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Anyone? Can someone help
me with the groceries?
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Anyone?!
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♪ But you've got to stay ahead... ♪
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DUKE: Can you read it out loud?
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- What do you think?
- I like this line.
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Uh, it's a metaphor.
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"I see the world looking at my mirror."
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Like, you're saying everything you do
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is through the phone.
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Is there another word
besides "mirror" you can use?
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But it-it looks like a mirror.
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There was a whole show.
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I-I don't know what to tell you.
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Uh, it's-it's moofy in here.
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♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
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♪ Nobody, nobody, nobody ♪
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- Madam.
- Thank you.
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PILOT: We're now making our
descent into San Francisco,
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where the current temperature
is a cool 55 degrees.
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On behalf of our L.A.-based crew,
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we'd like to thank you all
for flying with us today.
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♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
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Ooh. Vermont.
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I'm in Vermont.
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See? It's snowing.
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Oh.
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Cool. Hi.
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Sam. Jonah. I'm your first AD.
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- Oh, hello. Yes.
- Yeah, okay.
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Uh, so, the DP is waiting
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'cause we're running a bit behind.
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- Uh...
- Have we... worked...
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Yeah. Monsters in the Moonlight.
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Toilets, safety meeting.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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- Oh... [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.
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You can have my toilet. Mm-hmm.
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Good to see you again.
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I guess that makes you my boss now, huh?
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[SCOFFS] All right.
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Let's go, boss lady.
Let's get the day started.
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Boss lady?
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Fuck you.
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Hey, um, did you guys not
see the pile of dog shit
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at the bottom of the stairs?
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[CHUCKLES]: Are you, like,
saving it for something?
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For science, or...
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That's the Exxon Valdez of dog shit.
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Eh?
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I'll clean it up later.
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- Yeah, you're welcome.
- [CHEWY BARKS]
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No.
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No.
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Fuck you.
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Come on, baby.
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Go poo outside.
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JONAH: That's a cut.
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Um, can you play that again, please?
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- Can you get them to...
- Willow,
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can you play that back, please?
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Yes! Welcome to my playground.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Hey!
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I'm so glad you decided to do this.
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Ugh. I can't... I'm so happy to be here.
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Hey, everybody, how about this one, huh?
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- Stop it.
- Yeah, and look at this one.
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- Look at this one. Right?
- I know, I love her!
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- I'm keeping her.
- Look, go back to work.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- You're brilliant. I love you.
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- Talk to you later.
- Thank you. Thanks, Ron.
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So, you're good with
it? It was pretty...
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- Eh.
- Yeah. Uh, you know.
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- Okay.
- Looks like the rest of the series.
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- Yeah, okay. All right.
- MAX: Guys,
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the house is a mess.
We need to clean up.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Pepper, that's not Duke's
room anymore. That's my room.
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I know.
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And Duke?
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Uh, in your old room.
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We're taking space.
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She's being in a way.
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[SIGHS]
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[SCOFFS]
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Is this a shitty trip?
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It's-it's a shitty trip.
It's no good, is it?
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It's fine.
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Screw that. She's been in a weird place.
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Like, I know it. Everyone knows.
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Let's get out of the house.
Would you like that?
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Does Duke have to come?
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MAX: Duke, Duke, Duke.
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This is this lady's last day in L.A.
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So we're gonna air you bitches out.
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
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Let's go, gentlemen.
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["MANGOANE" BY MANHATTAN
BROTHERS PLAYING]
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No, Pepper, don't go in my room.
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ANA: Sam, oh, my God,
it is so good to see you.
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Remember when we last worked together?
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We played the sex workers
in Women of Importance.
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I swear, if I saw your boobs any more,
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I'd pay for your boob lift myself, okay?
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Copy that. Ana, uh,
they need you in wardrobe.
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You keep on eating, okay? Mwah. See you.
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What? It's just an egg.
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And... cut.
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- Cutting!
- Jesus.
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Whew.
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Cool. You have any
notes, or any thoughts?
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- Uh...
- It's a network show.
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Yeah, I felt pretty
good about that scene.
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Is there one kid that,
like, drives you crazy?
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Oh, yeah. Dan. He's so annoying.
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Yes. Yes!
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Dan is annoying.
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That's exactly what
I'm-I'm trying to get to.
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Like, you know, do you feel that?
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He's-he's just plain annoying.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Um, so...
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Oh. Wave at your mom.
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- Hi, Mom.
- [MOUTHS]
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Okay.
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You want one?
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JONAH: Boss lady, this way.
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Oh, thank you.
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RON: Kevin, have you seen your mother?
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She's at the farm stand.
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I got a bottle!
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Uh, is he gonna do it like that?
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- Hold, please.
- Cut! Everybody reset to one.
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- Uh, yeah, no... Yeah.
- Yep, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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You know what? When we do it again,
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the next time you say you got a bottle,
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you're just telling him some info.
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Okay? So, you want to practice it now?
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Yeah, sure. I got a bottle!
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Uh...
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You know, I like it
when the light, like,
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I love that... the dapple. The dapple.
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I love that. Oh...
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So that could be like
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the sun... How's the chicken?
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Mmm. It's good.
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Yep.
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- Let's take a deep breath. In.
- BOSTON: Okay.
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And blow it out.
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Just say it normal.
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Okay.
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I got a bottle!
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Ha! That's funny.
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Everything okay? Question mark.
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How are the girls? Question mark.
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Don't forget to lock the doors at night.
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Exclamation point. Exclamation point.
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You good?
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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No. don't. [CHUCKLES]
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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I'm such a dummy.
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I forgot, I have an
appointment at the bank.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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All right, take three is
up, everyone, take three.
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Take three! We're running behind.
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SAM: Okay, let's try this.
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The next time you say you got a bottle,
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just throw it away, like you don't care.
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You mean like: I got a bottle!
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SAM: Oh! No! No. Jesus.
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No. Ar... Is everybody okay?
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Yeah. Okay. Hmm.
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Bah, bah, bah. Okay.
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How about this?
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Um, you got a bottle.
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And it's a secret, right?
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- _
- Okay, so, try that.
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I got a bottle!
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Okay, no.
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How about this? Um...
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- _
- You found this glass bottle,
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and it's dangerous,
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and who knows what
you're gonna do with it.
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Are you gonna break
it? Did you steal it?
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Maybe both.
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You're dangerous. You're danger.
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I got a bottle.
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That'll work.
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- Good job, Boston.
- Thanks.
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Yeah.
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[LINE RINGING]
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Hi, this is Max. If you need
to get ahold of me, just text.
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SAM: Just checking on you. Period.
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Felling guilty that I'm away. Period.
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Is everything okay
by you? Question mark.
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[WHOOSH]
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JONAH: We're ready for you.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I said if you're smoking,
you got to be 20 feet away.
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Oh. Yes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- 20, 20 feet.
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It's out.
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All right.
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BOSTON'S MOTHER: Can I...
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I know this is your first time
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working on the show,
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so I just want to make sure you're aware
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that we only refer to my son
by his character name on set.
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So there's no Boston.
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It's only Kevin.
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Oh... Okay.
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It's like Stanislavski. [CHUCKLES]
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Is he gonna gain 40 pounds for the part?
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He would.
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He takes his work very seriously.
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Yes, of course.
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Yes. Mm-hmm.
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Would you like to practice?
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Um...
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- Kevin?
- Very good.
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Eli, this kid drives me fucking nuts.
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We'll get him there.
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Thank you for hanging in, king.
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I appreciate you, man.
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Getting too old for this shit.
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SAM: Wh..
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Wha...
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WOMAN: Okay, everybody, take two is up.
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- Take two.
- JONAH: Take two!
263
00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:35,772
[SHARP INHALE]
264
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,777
- Hey.
- Hey...
265
00:12:38,782 --> 00:12:40,392
Hey...
266
00:12:40,397 --> 00:12:41,877
I got good news and bad news.
267
00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:43,884
The wine rep came by today with samples.
268
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,220
What's the bad news?
269
00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:47,227
The wine rep came by today with samples.
270
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,205
ANA: Somehow, I knew you'd say that.
271
00:12:50,256 --> 00:12:52,127
- RON: Mmm.
- Can we hold...
272
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,915
here, please?
273
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,226
- Yeah.
- JONAH: Cut.
274
00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,869
One second.
275
00:12:57,282 --> 00:12:59,572
- It was great, Ana. Ron.
- Hmm?
276
00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:02,315
Uh, Dooley is usually so formal,
277
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,884
but he's letting loose for once here,
278
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:07,869
so maybe throw in some
physical comedy here,
279
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,064
- like a little Charlie Chaplin.
- Who the fu... Oh.
280
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:12,681
You're gonna tell me about my character.
281
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,658
I am the bible of me.
282
00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:16,353
Yes. I... No, I'm so sorry.
283
00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,573
Oh, no, I've just done 18 episodes,
284
00:13:17,577 --> 00:13:19,002
but, yes, please, tell us
285
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,812
how Dooley responds
to three tasting pours
286
00:13:20,817 --> 00:13:23,341
of afternoon Chablis, Sam.
287
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:25,733
I...
288
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:28,747
Oh.
289
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:31,523
Copy.
290
00:13:33,151 --> 00:13:34,979
[RON SIGHS]
291
00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:37,375
[RON CLEARS THROAT]
292
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:42,595
We should, uh...
293
00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:45,869
start over...
294
00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:48,659
if you want to, um...
295
00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:51,382
RON: So, we going again?
296
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:53,345
Uh, yeah. Yes.
297
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,901
Sor-Sorry about that, uh...
298
00:13:58,313 --> 00:13:59,888
I...
299
00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:03,486
[WHISPERS]: Yeah. Thought
I was helping, but...
300
00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:06,872
[NORMAL VOLUME]: Yeah. Ana,
back to one. Yeah.
301
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,148
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MAX SIGHS]
302
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,776
- [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
303
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,479
[SCREAMS]
304
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,028
Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
305
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,809
I thought you said you
were gonna clean this up.
306
00:14:20,158 --> 00:14:23,291
- I'm sorry.
- So gross.
307
00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,114
Don't bother trying to hide it.
308
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,036
I'm not stupid.
309
00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,025
Now I know why it's been smelling
310
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,337
like a state fair in here.
311
00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:36,450
What does a state fair smell like?
312
00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:39,067
Dog shit, funnel cakes and cotton candy.
313
00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,164
These are my Michael Kors shoes.
314
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,150
Max, I'm sorry.
315
00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:50,069
So gross.
316
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:56,981
- What's up, Mom?
- Hey, buddy.
317
00:14:57,222 --> 00:14:59,442
- You ready?
- Yeah.
318
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,255
This is the scene we talked about.
319
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,677
Yes, I know.
320
00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:04,825
Okay, so, just so you know,
321
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,832
I'm gonna give you
all the time you need.
322
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,920
I won't wrap until you're happy.
323
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,505
- Okay?
- You got two takes.
324
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,641
Two takes?
325
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,411
What happened to "What's up, Mom"?
326
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,755
Mom, you got two takes.
327
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,328
My manager said it's not
good for my mental health
328
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,248
to do it more than twice.
329
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,499
Okay.
330
00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:25,332
Sorry.
331
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:28,614
[GROANS]
332
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:32,630
Hey, Mom.
333
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,468
- Having a good day?
- Yeah.
334
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,559
I just have a little bit of whiplash.
335
00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:39,174
[CHUCKLES]
336
00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:41,140
[CLEARS THROAT]
337
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,493
So, uh...
338
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:46,015
- are we good?
- Oh.
339
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,804
Sam, look, I'm sorry.
340
00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:50,202
Look, I... In my head,
I was in Williamstown
341
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:51,644
doing a play with you, and I'm like,
342
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:52,820
"Who does this little thing think she is
343
00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:54,347
giving me a note?"
344
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,184
I wasn't seeing you where you are now.
345
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,061
I was time traveling. Being a diva.
346
00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,240
Come on, I'm sorry. I love you.
347
00:15:59,244 --> 00:16:01,708
- Oh, I love you, too.
- Yeah. Yeah.
348
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:03,161
- Thanks, Ron.
- Yeah.
349
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,997
- Oh, I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
350
00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:06,438
Thanks, Ron.
351
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,923
Williamstown.
352
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:10,104
Was that the play where
you were my therapist?
353
00:16:10,109 --> 00:16:12,807
No, stepfather. The
therapist was the miniseries.
354
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:15,861
I played your college
friend, then your therapist,
355
00:16:15,866 --> 00:16:18,086
- then your evil stepdaddy.
- [LAUGHS]
356
00:16:18,091 --> 00:16:19,701
I aged 30 years in 18 months.
357
00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,036
Had to get the hell away from you
358
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,825
- before I turned to dust.
- [LAUGHS]
359
00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:24,888
Hey, we trying to wrap everybody.
360
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:26,607
Y'all seen that extra? I
think her name was Carla.
361
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,048
She was wearing a pink top.
362
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,653
Not guilty, so you might
as well keep looking.
363
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,050
Please, my mom told me about you.
364
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,623
I know all the extras magically wound up
365
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,702
in your trailer after the show wrapped.
366
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:38,183
Yeah, we did have some fine extras
367
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:40,059
on Preaching to the Choir.
368
00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,901
Now, I don't do shit. [SCOFFS]
369
00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:44,711
You a liar. You know you a dog
370
00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:46,239
that can't stay on the porch.
371
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:48,164
Just find her so we can
get the hell out of here.
372
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,678
Eli, what... Dog? A por...
373
00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:52,337
- [SCOFFS]
- SAM: Oh, yeah.
374
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,224
- A dog?
- I'm gonna... No.
375
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:56,622
- No. No.
- Me?
376
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:00,197
But, uh, you are on the porch, though.
377
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,283
Finest damn extras. Whew.
378
00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:06,361
Hi, Mikilola.
379
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:11,229
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
380
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:12,932
- Hey.
- Good job back there, by the way.
381
00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:14,852
- Oh.
- Especially with the kid and his mom.
382
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:17,163
- I know they're a lot.
- Yeah.
383
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:18,731
It's like a television show.
384
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,442
It's like a real, live television show.
385
00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:21,645
- Thank God.
- Yeah.
386
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:23,248
Kevin's mom wants me to
remind you he has a hard out
387
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,552
at 3:30, all right?
388
00:17:24,557 --> 00:17:26,356
Thanks, lady boss.
389
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,847
Okay. I-I'm just... [CHUCKLES]
390
00:17:28,852 --> 00:17:30,497
cracking up thinking about
391
00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,374
my mom going up to Norman Lear
392
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,538
and telling him that I have a hard out.
393
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,716
Who's Norman Lear in this scenario?
394
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,669
- You are.
- Please.
395
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:40,111
You're doing the damn thing, Elijah.
396
00:17:40,115 --> 00:17:41,770
Well, so are you.
397
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:43,505
You've been in this game a long time.
398
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,817
Longevity is not easy to come by.
399
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,852
Yeah, well, I really appreciate that,
400
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,859
and I'm just glad to be here.
401
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:54,433
And actually, I'm very
surprised to have gotten the job.
402
00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:55,903
- Yeah.
- Why?
403
00:17:56,023 --> 00:17:57,653
Well, you know.
404
00:17:58,484 --> 00:17:59,920
No, I don't.
405
00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:04,177
I'm not that experienced at directing,
406
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:07,747
and I'm... not...
407
00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:09,670
Black?
408
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,846
Uh, yeah.
409
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,107
Are you really gonna make me comfort you
410
00:18:13,111 --> 00:18:14,460
for being white right now?
411
00:18:14,465 --> 00:18:17,860
Oh. No. I didn't... No. No.
412
00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,823
Sam, sit down.
413
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:24,278
Look, at the beginning of this season,
414
00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:26,590
I told the network I wanted
to bring in women directors
415
00:18:26,595 --> 00:18:28,567
that inspired me when I was a kid.
416
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,122
Debbie Allen was one of those women.
417
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,708
- Mm.
- And so are you.
418
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:34,212
I used to watch Mystic
Flow as a kid all the time.
419
00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:37,669
And me and my mom loved
Who's Got the Butter?
420
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:39,184
- [LAUGHS]
- That was our shit.
421
00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:40,708
I still watch the reruns.
422
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:43,003
Black people always bring up that show.
423
00:18:43,008 --> 00:18:44,138
It was a good show.
424
00:18:44,143 --> 00:18:46,319
That was a terrible, terrible show.
425
00:18:46,462 --> 00:18:48,400
Plus, I also got fired from that.
426
00:18:48,405 --> 00:18:49,884
Oh, yeah, you did.
427
00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:52,544
- Yo, that was crazy.
- Yes.
428
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,700
We did like the actress
they replaced you with.
429
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:56,055
Oh, thanks.
430
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,599
But you were always our favorite.
431
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,997
Thank you.
432
00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:00,349
I tell people all the time
433
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:01,835
I grew up in a two-parent household...
434
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,466
My mom and the TV.
435
00:19:03,782 --> 00:19:05,523
You helped raise me.
436
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,317
You're a real OG.
437
00:19:07,322 --> 00:19:08,834
People throw that word
around all the time,
438
00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:10,230
but you're a real one.
439
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:12,036
You know actors, you know crews.
440
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,825
You learned everybody's name.
441
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,089
And you're gonna get me
home in time to help my kid
442
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:17,052
- with their homework.
- Mm.
443
00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:19,400
I love making TV.
444
00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:20,966
It's a dream come true.
445
00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:22,999
If I can't spend time with my family,
446
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,745
what's the fucking point?
447
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,730
Facts.
448
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,528
All right, that's your
white woman TED Talk.
449
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,833
- Get off my cart.
- Oh, yes.
450
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,294
- Yes. Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
451
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,888
All right, have a great day.
452
00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,247
- You too.
- This is great.
453
00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:39,298
- Thanks, Elijah!
- Mm-hmm.
454
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,366
Goddamn it.
455
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,149
Here we go.
456
00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,639
[SIGHS]
457
00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,935
What's going on with you?
458
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,450
Where did you even get a vape?
459
00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:15,044
- Have you heard of popcorn lung?
- Okay,
460
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,364
people do it all the time.
461
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:18,675
Well, they're fucking stupid.
462
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,919
Do you know what it
does to your-your skin
463
00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:22,989
and your bones and your cerebral cortex?
464
00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:26,345
- Okay, I don't do it that much.
- Don't do it at all, Duke.
465
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,743
Okay, okay. Just, like,
can we not do this, though?
466
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,755
I know what it's like to be 13.
467
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,902
I remember. I almost killed Mom.
468
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:38,438
13 is a nightmare for
all parties, but...
469
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,631
But I don't know what
it's like to be 13 now.
470
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,027
You do.
471
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,701
Yes. What is your point?
472
00:20:50,072 --> 00:20:51,683
The dog shit again.
473
00:20:55,662 --> 00:20:57,185
I'll clean it up.
474
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,693
I'll get the Metamucil. [CHUCKLES]
475
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,614
MAX: Come here.
476
00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:12,592
Hey.
477
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,253
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
478
00:21:40,222 --> 00:21:44,779
_
479
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:51,911
- Hi.
- Hi.
480
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,623
Uh, just drinks today, or food, too?
481
00:21:53,628 --> 00:21:57,458
Oh, um, just a drink, I think, for now.
482
00:21:57,463 --> 00:21:59,726
- Sure.
- Unless you have fries.
483
00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:01,767
[CHUCKLES] These are your cocktails.
484
00:22:01,772 --> 00:22:03,067
Yes. Yes, they are.
485
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,900
- Okay.
- Uh, take your time.
486
00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:06,436
Okay. Thank you.
487
00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,475
Mm... bap, bap.
488
00:22:18,832 --> 00:22:20,530
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
489
00:22:23,402 --> 00:22:25,491
[PHONE RINGING]
490
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:30,326
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi!
491
00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:31,898
How's it go... What are you...
492
00:22:31,903 --> 00:22:33,107
Why are you in my bed?
493
00:22:33,112 --> 00:22:34,548
Wh-Why are you eating in my bed?
494
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,389
What are you eating?
495
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,544
Is it pho? I heard it was "fuh."
496
00:22:39,588 --> 00:22:41,428
"Fah." "Fu."
497
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:43,154
What do you call it?
498
00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:45,232
This was too much to ask you, right?
499
00:22:45,237 --> 00:22:46,326
Just please tell me.
500
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,854
I-I-I can take it.
501
00:22:47,859 --> 00:22:49,556
This was too much.
502
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:51,803
To be honest, Mom,
503
00:22:51,808 --> 00:22:54,772
like, this mom shit is not for pussies.
504
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,648
But, actually,
505
00:22:56,653 --> 00:22:58,990
this time has been really...
506
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,491
good.
507
00:23:02,232 --> 00:23:05,123
Besides the dogs needing
diapers from now on, LOL.
508
00:23:05,908 --> 00:23:07,126
How was your last day?
509
00:23:07,131 --> 00:23:08,828
Oh, it was, uh...
510
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:11,227
It was good. Thank you for asking.
511
00:23:11,232 --> 00:23:13,045
You did a good job?
512
00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:16,619
Well, I did a job, and it felt good.
513
00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:19,366
I don't know how good of a job I did.
514
00:23:19,371 --> 00:23:20,436
[CHUCKLES]
515
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,584
Mom, I'm watching
a Brian De Palma movie.
516
00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:23,920
- Call me later.
- Wait, wait.
517
00:23:23,925 --> 00:23:25,579
What movie?
518
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,318
And there you are.
519
00:23:34,323 --> 00:23:36,764
Oh, no, I didn't order that.
520
00:23:36,769 --> 00:23:38,647
Oh, it was from someone down the bar.
521
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:41,147
What? Where? Who?
522
00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:44,092
Uh, they're right over there.
523
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:47,934
Where? I don't see...
524
00:23:52,143 --> 00:23:53,666
Oh.
525
00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:55,107
Oh, no.
526
00:23:55,112 --> 00:23:56,678
No, no, no, no.
527
00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:59,555
No. No. No.
528
00:23:59,797 --> 00:24:02,626
No, no. [GROANS]
529
00:24:02,904 --> 00:24:04,037
Mm-mmm.
530
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,305
Send it back.
531
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,617
Uh, she said that it was for you,
532
00:24:07,622 --> 00:24:10,686
and you would know what that means.
533
00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:14,903
It's like a...
534
00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:17,824
little big-titty lady in her 80s?
535
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,997
Smug look on her face?
536
00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:23,607
Uh, I think so.
537
00:24:23,612 --> 00:24:26,389
I mean, she's smiling at you right now.
538
00:24:26,394 --> 00:24:27,951
Yeah. [GROANS]
539
00:24:28,391 --> 00:24:30,873
Yeah, no. I don't want to see.
540
00:24:30,878 --> 00:24:34,522
Um, she's, uh, she's waving at you.
541
00:24:34,748 --> 00:24:36,295
That's fine.
542
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,998
Just let her do that.
It'll tire her out.
543
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,670
Do you still want the drink?
544
00:24:42,675 --> 00:24:44,895
No. No. I don't.
545
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,256
I would like to order
my own drink, please.
546
00:24:48,475 --> 00:24:51,014
Take it aw... But just one second.
547
00:24:51,019 --> 00:24:53,506
Is that... That's fresh
mint on there, hmm?
548
00:24:53,511 --> 00:24:56,389
Uh, yes, it is. And,
uh, homemade ginger beer.
549
00:24:58,484 --> 00:24:59,789
Let me just...
550
00:24:59,794 --> 00:25:01,555
Yeah. Thank you.
551
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,127
[CLEARS THROAT]
552
00:25:06,057 --> 00:25:07,494
Yeah, I really like it.
553
00:25:07,499 --> 00:25:09,240
[CLEARS THROAT]
554
00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:11,831
[CLICKS TONGUE] Um...
555
00:25:13,176 --> 00:25:15,395
is she still staring?
556
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,445
BARTENDER: Oh, yeah.
557
00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:21,532
- Thank you.
- No worries.
558
00:25:21,537 --> 00:25:22,799
[SIGHS]
559
00:25:22,804 --> 00:25:24,023
[CLEARS THROAT]
560
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:29,140
I'm not gonna go.
561
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:57,850
You rascal.
562
00:25:58,210 --> 00:25:59,936
Go ahead.
563
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,398
Tell me about your day.
564
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,576
Well, my day was lovely.
565
00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:08,100
I took a ferry to Alcatraz,
566
00:26:08,105 --> 00:26:09,537
and I can now say for certain
567
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,886
there's no way those convicts survived.
568
00:26:12,216 --> 00:26:14,053
You see, if I'd try to be one...
569
00:26:14,058 --> 00:26:16,178
["GREATEST DEBT TO MY MOTHER"
BY HENRY BROOKS PLAYING]
570
00:26:27,572 --> 00:26:29,182
♪ Mother ♪
571
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,620
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