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Ow.
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Ow. Ow.
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Why do you insist on thumb-wrestling people
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when it always makes your thumb go out?
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It's my passion. Ow.
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You're putting less-itchy pants
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in that budget proposal, right?
I hate these.
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I kinda like mine.
The scratching is so satisfying.
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- Ow.
- Karen, a word.
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Here's two words. Less-itchy pants.
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"Less-itchy" is hyphenated.
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All right, you want new pants?
I need something from you.
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I'm going to the Mayors' Conference,
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so I need your help
with a highly specialized
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and time-sensitive assignment.
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I need you to play my Gemmy Blitz.
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- You want her to play with your bits?
- Blitz, dammit!
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Gemmy Blitz!
It's a virtual reality phone game.
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I'm neck and neck with
my nemesis, the Queen,
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and today's Blitz Day, but I'm
stuck at a stupid conference.
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So you play for me.
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If you can pass the Queen in the standings,
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- we can talk cotton-blend.
- I have no idea what you just said,
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but I will do anything
to get out of these pants.
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Give me your phone, and I'll log you in.
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Why Karen and not me?
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- Aren't you injured?
- My trick thumb's out.
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Doesn't mean I can't play a phone game. Ow.
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It 100% means you can't play a phone game.
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Plus, Karen has better reflexes.
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Karen doesn't have...
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Touché.
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♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪
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Hey, guys.
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Terrible news. The mini putt closed down.
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What? No! I love that place.
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Aw, man. No, wait, I don't care.
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When was the last time
either of you played mini putt?
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Uh... I dunno. Five years ago?
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Maybe eight.
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Maybe it's not such a mystery
why it shut down.
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Huh. I salvaged some
putters and balls as mentos.
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- Can you break a 50?
- Sure thing, moneybags.
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It's not mine. I'm filling in for Lacey.
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She took the morning off.
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Really? That's weird. Why you?
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She said I was the only person
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hard working and responsible enough.
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- Boom, scorches the whole town.
- I wonder what Lacey's up to.
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Probably heard about the mini putt.
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We all need time to grieve in our own way.
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I can't believe how dumb this game is.
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- Look at Fitzy's avatar.
- Yikes.
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I wouldn't want to gallop
with those saggy moobs.
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Huh, there's a store.
Ooh, you can buy all kinds of stuff.
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Outfits, snacks, weapons, ooh, pink armour.
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It even has its own currency.
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Time for a makeover.
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- Nice. Good moob support.
- Pull over!
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I have to walk around and catch stuff.
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Wait, can I come?
My thumb hurts, not my legs.
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Ow, my thumb.
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It's a one-person job.
I'll meet up with you later.
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Ooh, there's one! Diamond!
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"Would you like to buy a flaming pick-axe
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to double your mining power?"
Let's make it two.
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Were you talking to me?
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Not unless you know where
the Gemmy Blitz Mine is.
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Sorry. Don't know where that is.
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Maybe because I don't know what that is.
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It's a group of dorks nerding
out over a virtual reality game.
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- Hey, why aren't you at The Ruby?
- I took the morning off.
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I've been so busy lately,
I just needed some "me time."
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A quiet walk in the neighbourhood.
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Wrong neighbourhood for that.
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What the hell are you
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jackasses doing on my lawn?
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Are you hitchhiking?
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You'd probably have better
luck out on the highway.
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- I re-injured my thumb
- Thumb wrestling, eh?
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- Couldn't walk away.
- I missed the roar of the crowd.
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But don't worry. I confiscated some...
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I mean, acquired some awesome painkillers.
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Hey, Mom. Gimme a chili cheese dog.
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Breakfast of champions.
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
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I'm 18 feet from work.
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You can head back. I'll bring it by.
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It's been an easy morning.
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You've really got a knack
for this kind of work, Emma.
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Seems I'm the only one here
with a knack for work at all.
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I'm gonna miss that mini putt.
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Remember the sixth hole, with the windmill?
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Ah, that was a tough one.
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Almost as hard as the eighth
hole with the windmill.
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Yello. Tomorrow?
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Perfect. Bye.
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Great news, my new couch is coming tomorrow,
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so we'll have to move
the old one later tonight.
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Oh, no, sorry, tonight's the finale
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of Real Swamp Husbands of Wetland County.
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Jeb's going to find out
who sunk his fan boat.
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Oh, I love the cousins on that show.
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Wait, they're all cousins.
But you have to help me tonight.
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- Can you PVR it?
- Uh, no, no, no, I have to live-tweet it.
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Just drag your old sofa onto your lawn.
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Then you'll have a yard couch,
like a millionaire.
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It's gotta be tonight.
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- You promised!
- Uh...
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Ugh. Tell you what, I'll putt you for it.
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If I make a shot, and you miss it,
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- you move my couch.
- Ha! Easy money.
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Off the counter, then into the cup.
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So, 7:00 good for you?
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So, never o'clock good for you?
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Hmm, guess we need to ramp this up a notch.
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You can't just come on my property!
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What do you think this is?
- It's a Gemmy Blitz Mine.
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No, this lawn is mine! Karen!
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Where's your zapper?
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Get these lawn squatters off my property.
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Oscar's right, they shouldn't be trampling
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- all over his grass.
- Just a minute, there's a blue opal nearby!
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I just have to find it...
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Ah, someone's nabbed it.
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- I wonder if the Queen's here.
- The Queen?
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Is she to blame for this? Arrest her!
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I don't care if she is on the nickel.
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Aw, I'm in eighth place!
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The Queen's beating my itchy pants off.
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I wonder who she is.
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What...? You?!
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Like that, dorks? Long live the Queen!
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Don't move!
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- Aw, come on!
- Whoo!
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What are you guys doing?
You can't play golf in here.
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Plus, that's a terrible
waste of ice cream sandwiches.
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We're not just playing.
There are higher stakes involved.
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Yard couch stakes.
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I don't know what that means,
but you need to stop.
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Maybe you need to start.
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- Come on, everybody loves mini putt.
- Ah... All right, one shot.
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Who's that gonna hurt?
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Brent, I have your...
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- Ah! My shoulder!
- My breakfast!
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You'll be all right.
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You okay? My trick shoulder's out.
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Hold on... O-Ouch!
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And now it's back in.
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- What was that I stepped on?
- Nothing! Not important.
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I told you guys,
golfing in here was a bad idea.
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I don't remember you saying that.
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But I do remember you shanking
that embarrassing shot.
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In our defense,
Emma shouldn't have walked out
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- onto a golf course.
- It's not a golf course!
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No more putting in here.
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Come on, Mom, I'll make you some tea.
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- Guess we should knock it off.
- Yeah...
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Knock it off the washer fluid,
bank it off the freezers,
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- into the air filter.
- Game on.
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Gross tea?
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It is weird if you think about it.
Hot compost in a cup.
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It's not the tea, it's my shoulder.
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Ah, I feel your pain, and my pain.
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Are you still thumb wrestling? Ow!
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I'm in too much pain to mock you.
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You know, I have some great
painkillers in the cruiser.
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Then why're you still sitting here?
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Lacey, bad news...
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What's that sound?
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It's nothing. It's a...
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...heart monitor. I'm at the doctor.
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Got a murmur thing. Anyway, what's up?
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My mom injured herself,
and she can't wait tables anymore.
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Oh, no. Really? Dammit!
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Well, no worries.
Mom can work in Corner Gas.
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- I'll take over in The Ruby.
- Uh...
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I don't know why you didn't
ask me in the first place.
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I know this joint inside-out.
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Good morning. How many chili cheese dogs
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- would you like?
- How about none?
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You know, there are
other things on the menu.
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There's a menu?
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Ooh!
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This Blitz Day is... no joke.
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Can't keep up? Ooh, an emerald.
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First time I played, it only took me an hour
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to get into the top ten.
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I guess I'm just a diamond
in the rough. Ooh, look!
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A diamond in the rough!
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- Got it!
- Dammit.
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I can feel my trouser dreams slipping away.
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Say goodbye to your gemmies!
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I'm moving them to the street!
Go trespass in traffic!
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He really doesn't understand
virtual reality, does he?
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I'm not sure he understands reality reality.
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Aah!
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Is that reality enough for ya?
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There you are, Emma. Here.
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Two of these babies works wonders.
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Ow... ow...
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Here, you pop this. I'll get you some water.
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All right, open wide.
Get ready for the pill train.
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Chugga choo choo!
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But I just...
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- Ouch!
- Down the hatch!
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- Davis, I already took two.
- What?
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That's four.
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That's too much. Two too much.
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Double too much.
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How is she so good?
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Well, she's totally addicted
and super competitive,
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and she has the Crystal
Diamond Sword of Salvation.
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I saw that sword in the shop. Pricey.
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What does it do? If the player doesn't have
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the proper armour engaged,
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the sword-holder can steal
their gems. Like this...
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Oh, come on!
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Stealing's illegal, you know?
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I could arrest you for that!
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80 bling coins? Better be worth it.
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Salvation sword acquired!
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Karen, I've had it!
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You need to get these people
off my lawn, or I'll...
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- Call the cops?
- Great idea.
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Aren't you a cop, Karen?
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Today I'm a thief. Take that!
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Oh, no, a crystal sword!
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Good thing I've got a Moonstone Mirror,
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so I'll just...
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You took all my rose quartz!
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Rose Quartz, depleted!
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Shut up, phone.
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$200 is your change.
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Um... I paid debit.
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Gotcha!
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You passed Emma's honesty test.
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Okay... but you might want to get
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your eyes checked, Emma.
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Looking a little... Satan-y.
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Yikes. Here, put these on.
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♪ Skoobie do wop ♪
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♪ da-noo-n-doodle-noww... ♪
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- Are you scatting?
- Fore!
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Okay, that's definitely a mulligan.
Why is she dancing?
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- Flash mob.
- She's looking a little loosey goosey.
248
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,934
Okay, enough golf. You two, out!
249
00:11:31,928 --> 00:11:36,098
There's my guy! I missed you.
250
00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:38,868
What the hell is wrong with her?
251
00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:40,903
Nothing. She missed you.
252
00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:42,705
I missed you too.
253
00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:46,509
Not sure how I feel about that.
254
00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,744
Anyway, Davis, come clear off my lawn.
255
00:11:48,746 --> 00:11:50,312
It's being mobbed by Blitz Queens,
256
00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:53,082
and that partner of yours is useless!
257
00:11:53,084 --> 00:11:57,253
No can do. I can't go into
another officer's... jurisdiction.
258
00:11:57,354 --> 00:12:01,223
Plus, I'm on an appropriate amount
of legally acquired painkillers.
259
00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:02,425
Well, what am I supposed to do
260
00:12:02,427 --> 00:12:04,894
about all those dead-eyed sod stompers?
261
00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:08,931
Oscar, look at me.
262
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:12,301
Uh, beat them at their own game,
by playing their own game.
263
00:12:12,303 --> 00:12:14,770
But the game's invisible reality.
264
00:12:14,772 --> 00:12:17,640
No, it's virtual. It's on your phone.
265
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:20,776
- I'll download it.
- Who wants a massage?
266
00:12:20,778 --> 00:12:22,044
W-What are you...?
267
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:24,613
See, look, there's gems everywhere!
268
00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:27,049
Ow, my thumb. Fitzy was right.
269
00:12:27,051 --> 00:12:29,719
There's one. Tap it and grab it.
270
00:12:29,721 --> 00:12:31,887
Hey, well, look at that!
271
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:34,457
Ooh! I'm in 27th place!
272
00:12:34,459 --> 00:12:37,159
All right! Go get 'em, tiger.
273
00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:39,361
Buy a bronze axe? Ha ha!
274
00:12:39,463 --> 00:12:41,697
I've got a stainless steel one at home.
275
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,333
How are the burgers?
276
00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:47,169
We ordered side salads, not fries.
277
00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:49,171
I thought that was a joke. You were serious?
278
00:12:49,173 --> 00:12:52,808
Serious as the heart attack
I'll have if I keep eating fries.
279
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:56,545
Wow, downer.
I'll be right back with... salad.
280
00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:58,748
Oh, and could you please ask Hank and Wanda
281
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,563
to stop golfing in here?
They're hogging all the ketchup.
282
00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:07,890
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
283
00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:12,194
Is it warm in here?
'Cause I just brought the heat...
284
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:14,830
- sauce.
- Hey, I said no golf in here.
285
00:13:14,832 --> 00:13:18,167
Well, technically,
you said no golf in Corner Gas.
286
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:21,203
Also, it's not golf
if we're using an avocado pit.
287
00:13:21,205 --> 00:13:24,807
Both of you, out.
You're buggingushe customers.
288
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:26,175
Do we have to quit now?
289
00:13:26,177 --> 00:13:29,311
No, now Brent's a hazard
we have to play around.
290
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:33,015
Like a walking sand trap.
Well, a sitting sand trap.
291
00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:38,354
- Now's not a good time.
- How are we doing?
292
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:41,056
Are we number one, or are we number one?
293
00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:42,925
I'm working on it,
but it's not looking good,
294
00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:45,362
and the longer we're on the phone,
the worse it gets.
295
00:13:45,363 --> 00:13:47,499
So number two, then?
296
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,065
How do you feel about number six?
297
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,368
Goddammit, Karen. Four words...
298
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:56,210
Less-itchy pants... you!
299
00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:58,574
Hey, seen the standings? 'Cause...
300
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:03,379
Hose your daddy? Take that and that!
301
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:06,015
And I'll take that... and that...
302
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,449
...and that!
303
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:15,698
Brent! There's something green on my burger.
304
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:19,001
Ew, that's lettuce.
Not sure how that got on there.
305
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,203
Brent, why is there
cheese on my cheeseburger?
306
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:22,672
Is that a trick question?
307
00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:25,641
I specifically asked for
a cheeseburger, no cheese.
308
00:14:25,643 --> 00:14:26,993
That's called a burger.
309
00:14:28,445 --> 00:14:29,212
Happy?
310
00:14:29,313 --> 00:14:33,482
Sure, except now I want
a new burger with cheese.
311
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:35,151
Well, you made it look good.
312
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:41,141
Hazard time, 30 seconds. Go!
313
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:47,196
- Boom!
- Hank, we're trying to eat here.
314
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:49,465
Uh. Sorry, but there's a lot riding on this.
315
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,200
- Like what?
- If Wanda misses,
316
00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:53,002
I don't have to help her move her couch.
317
00:14:53,004 --> 00:14:54,203
Like he promised he would.
318
00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:56,806
Uh, that was before she
sprung the date on me.
319
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,075
I mean, suddenly it has to be tonight.
320
00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:00,910
I've got Swamp TV to watch.
321
00:15:00,912 --> 00:15:02,645
Hank shouldn't have to help Wanda
322
00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:04,280
if she didn't give a date and a time.
323
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:08,317
But he promised to help her
and didn't ask for a specific time.
324
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:12,288
Ooh, yeah! Nothing but trash.
325
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,824
- Nice shot, Wanda!
- You've got this, Hank.
326
00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,101
Nice try.
327
00:15:25,202 --> 00:15:28,104
You're lookin' at the
fastest nozzle in Dog River.
328
00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:30,306
We're getting killed here.
329
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,575
How did Lacey know to bring a poncho?
330
00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:36,246
Not my first Blitz Day. Hit me if you want.
331
00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:39,715
I'm getting that opal. It's Gemmy Time!
332
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,254
It's not cold, it's refreshing!
333
00:15:45,256 --> 00:15:49,392
I've never felt more alive.
Bow to your Queen!
334
00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:53,029
What the heck? I've been sabotaged!
335
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,700
Sorry, it's "knot" your day.
336
00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:01,070
It's a Blitz Blast Bonanza!
337
00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:03,306
Triple gems for the next five minutes!
338
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:11,580
Whoa... Did you watch The Matrix last night?
339
00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:15,318
That's hard work. Running a deep fryer
340
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,486
isn't the dream job I thought it would be.
341
00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:19,455
Are you aware how many people in this town
342
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:22,725
don't meet their daily
required intake of French fries?
343
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:23,967
What are you drawing there, Mom?
344
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,061
Self-portrait.
345
00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:29,165
- Yeesh. Are you okay?
- You're my favourite son.
346
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,201
I'm your only son. Aren't I? Mom?
347
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:33,903
Brent! How'd you get in here?
348
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,005
I-I mean... Need something?
349
00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:38,908
Yeah, I need the "only son"
question answered.
350
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,912
Emma's been joking
around all day, talking in code.
351
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,849
More like "codeine,"
my second favourite son.
352
00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:48,818
A-wink-wank-wonk.
353
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,220
- What did she just say?
- Work, work, work.
354
00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:55,091
I think I hear Josh calling. Off you go.
355
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,593
Again with the golf! Get outta here!
356
00:16:57,595 --> 00:16:58,961
You're bothering the customers.
357
00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:01,797
Shh, Brent! This is for all the marbles.
358
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:03,999
Five marbles says she goes wide.
359
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:06,001
Could we do money? Five bucks?
360
00:17:06,003 --> 00:17:08,590
- All I have are marbles.
- Oh.
361
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,842
- Ha ha!
- This girl is on fire!
362
00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:15,111
I don't know what's going on anymore.
363
00:17:15,113 --> 00:17:17,380
I'm still in first, Karen.
364
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:19,949
You better quit while I'm ahead.
365
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,785
I'm right behind you, closing fast.
366
00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:25,521
Dammit! It's work.
367
00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:27,256
Somebody better be dead.
368
00:17:27,258 --> 00:17:30,459
Hi, Josh, what's up? Uh-huh?
369
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:33,129
Uh-huh... He put you what? Where?
370
00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:36,733
No... no, no, no, please, don't quit.
I'll be right there.
371
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,235
I'm catching up, your majesty.
372
00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:43,572
- Prepare to be dethroned!
- Fine, take it.
373
00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:45,307
You're quitting? Why?
374
00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:47,543
I let this game get the best of me.
375
00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:50,279
It's taking over my life
while my business suffers.
376
00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:53,949
All so I could nab the number-one
spot in a stupid phone game.
377
00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:55,284
I'm such an idiot.
378
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:58,087
You're not an idiot. You know what?
379
00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,322
I can live in itchy pants for another year.
380
00:18:00,324 --> 00:18:02,358
I'll stop so you can win.
381
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,093
Blitz Day is almost over, anyway.
382
00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:07,396
Really? Thanks, Karen.
383
00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:09,865
This is really nice, and it means a lot.
384
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:13,636
Also, suck it! The Queen rules supreme!
385
00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,304
Say it, Karen. Say it.
386
00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:17,873
Maybe that's enough
grateful gloating for now.
387
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,289
I'm number one! I'm number one!
388
00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,777
I'm number two?
389
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,713
- What the hell?
- Ha ha!
390
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,182
While you two were having
your girl-on-girl moment,
391
00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,813
I got the rocks off.
392
00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:32,221
I really hope he doesn't
know what he's talking about.
393
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:41,864
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
394
00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:43,365
- What?
- I can't believe it!
395
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:46,802
Okay, don't panic, everybody,
I'm back. What's the...
396
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:48,170
- Shh!
- Jeez!
397
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,371
Did you shush me?
398
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:51,874
I don't like being shushed
in my own restaurant.
399
00:18:51,876 --> 00:18:53,843
Shh! If Hank makes this shot,
400
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:55,811
Brent says our food is free.
401
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:57,780
Free?
402
00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:59,748
Uh, where is Brent exactly?
403
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,918
Okay, okay. I was trying to salvage the day.
404
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,521
- You can put it on my tab.
- You're so irresponsible.
405
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,623
Your mother never would
have gotten caught up
406
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,124
in something like this.
407
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:12,161
- This is your fault?
- She's fine.
408
00:19:12,163 --> 00:19:14,430
She just needs some coffee.
409
00:19:15,165 --> 00:19:17,868
There they are! Thief!
410
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,869
You stole my two best putters!
411
00:19:19,871 --> 00:19:23,105
What? I-I thought your mini putt shut down.
412
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,940
That's what the sign said.
413
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:28,761
Shut down? No!
414
00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:35,184
"Shut down for renovations."
I'm putting in more windmills.
415
00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:37,186
People love those damn things.
416
00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:38,854
Now, give me my stuff back!
417
00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:41,991
You trying to start
some kind of mini putt war?
418
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:45,427
- Bring it on, lady!
- It's not her fault.
419
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:48,264
I let this mini putt thing get out of hand.
420
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:51,901
He's right. You really screwed up, Brent.
421
00:19:51,903 --> 00:19:54,303
Thanks, Wanda. I'm really sorry, Lacey.
422
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:57,640
Well, this was irresponsible,
but you took responsibility
423
00:19:57,642 --> 00:19:59,408
for how not responsible you are.
424
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,110
There is something to be said for that,
425
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,112
even though that's not easy to say.
426
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,813
Great news about the mini putt.
427
00:20:04,815 --> 00:20:07,016
Hey, we should go when it opens again.
428
00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:10,771
Nah, too many windmills.
I hate those things.
429
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,423
Karen, I was just checking my credit card,
430
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:20,294
and there's a charge on it
for 420 bucks at the Blitzy Shop.
431
00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:23,064
Blitz Bling is real money? Whoopsie!
432
00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:25,499
Well, at least your avatar looks cool.
433
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:28,202
Huh, I do look cool.
434
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,770
Ooh, look at this one.
435
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:33,541
Emerald nose ring acquired.
436
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:36,410
Thanks for getting Davis
to help move my couch, Emma.
437
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,712
This sucks. My thumb hurts.
438
00:20:38,714 --> 00:20:40,948
Why don't you take
some of those painkillers,
439
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,083
or did you give them all away?
440
00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:45,319
Never mind. Much better now.
441
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:48,756
Promise fulfilled.
442
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:52,356
- So, uh, where are we taking this thing?
- The dump.
443
00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:54,261
Oh, uh, can I take it to my place?
444
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:57,097
- That's what I said.
- Whoo-hoo!
445
00:20:57,099 --> 00:20:58,465
Yard couch!
446
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,467
Yard couch acquired!
447
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,603
Did anyone else hear that?
448
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,442
♪ I don't know ♪
449
00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:10,644
♪ The same things you don't know ♪
450
00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:16,283
♪ I don't know ♪
451
00:21:16,285 --> 00:21:18,619
♪ I just... don't know ♪
452
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,457
♪ Ooh... ♪
453
00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,059
♪ It's a great big place ♪
454
00:21:25,061 --> 00:21:27,128
♪ Ooh... ♪
455
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,296
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
456
00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:30,698
♪ Ooh... ♪
457
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:33,334
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
458
00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:35,656
♪ I don't know ♪
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