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JAY:
Okay, how's this for a slogan?
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"Woodstone Mansion:
your one-stop shop
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"for events
and sleeping over,
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followed by breakfast
the next morning"?
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That's not a slogan, that is
a description of a B and B.
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What do you think?
Maybe...
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She does not
like that.
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What do you mean?
She said "maybe."
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You poor,
simple brute.
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"Maybe" means she hates it
and she's letting him down easy.
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Mm, I've been using
that for years.
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Told Al Capone that
every time he invited me
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to the
Hotsy Totsy Club.
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Well, what do we
have here?
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Oh, we're just working
on the website
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for the bed-and-breakfast.
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Still? Good God, it's not
the Magna Carta, Sam.
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Chop, chop.The ghosts are in here.
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Oh, I assume
they're everywhere.
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That's why I shower
with a bathing suit.
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[laughs] That's true.
It's got little duckies on it.
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Okay, all right, I-I think
we're just overthinking this.
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It doesn't need
to be groundbreaking.
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Some pics,
some directions,
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a way for people
to pay us money.
No, no, Jay,
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this website is our
first impression to the world.
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Okay, fine. I'll just
let you handle it,
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but please
get it done
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'cause we need this place
to open soon,
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so we can
earn a living.
I know.
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Or we need to find another
valuable ghost watch,
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but you are taking it
off the next corpse.
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[laughs] Oh...
What is my life even?
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You know,
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I can actually recite
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a great deal of the Magna Carta
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if anybody's interested.
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It might be a fun way
to pass the time.
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Maybe...
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[chuckles]
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That means no.
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[Alberta laughs]
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♪
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JAY:
Come on, that's not a foul.
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No way. That's just
good defending.
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Pete agrees and says it
was just good defending.
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You see?
Pete gets it.
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Literally the perfect guy
to watch
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a game with,
aside from the fact
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that I can't see him
or hear him.
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But we don't
let that stop us.
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Pete says you don't
let that stop you.
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So, since you're here,
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I'm assuming you finished
the copy for our website.
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Pete says, "Good hustle
on the backboards,"
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and he wants to talk
about that.
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Good hustle on
the backboards?
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What does that
even mean?
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Sam, Pete would never say
that nonsense. You're stalling,
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and you need to get that
cute little gummy bear butt
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back in the office
and finish our website.
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Is it gummy bears or butts
you have a thing for?
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I don't have to choose.
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Seriously, Pete and I
will be fine without you.
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You sure? Pete?
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Yeah, we'll be fine.I think.
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Pete and I can sit here
in comfortable silence.
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[sighs] Okay, well, I guess
I will leave you to it.
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Okay. Love you.
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Love you.
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Oh! Damn!
Pete, did you see that?
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Let's do the thing.
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Ooh!
Ooh! Here we go.
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[grunting]
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[both grunting]
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[both imitate rifle racking]
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[both kiss]
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[laughs]
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Did we nail it?
'Cause I feel like we nailed it.
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Oh, we nailed it. I think, deep
down, you know we nailed it.
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[sighs] Yup, no idea.
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[exhales]
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[dog barking]
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How's it coming?Uh...
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Uh, working.
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Working or watching
YouTube videos of dogs
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being reunited
with their owners?
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[sighs] He was stationed
in Guam for three years,
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but Argus still recognized him
right away.
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Hmm.
Okay, okay.
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Fine. I'm totally stuck.
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Well, look, I get it.
Storyteller back in my day.
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[chuckles]
It was an oral tradition,
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but I liked to put
my own spin on things,
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and sometimes the inspiration
wasn't coming so fast.
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You do get it. [chuckles]
Writing's the worst.
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I should've listened to my mom
and done something safer,
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like go to law school.
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My dad was the same way.
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When I told him I wanted
to be a storyteller,
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he didn't think
it was a good idea.
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♪
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What if you
don't have the gift?
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I always wanted
to be a storyteller,
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but I didn't
have the gift.
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I don't want you to go
through that disappointment.
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Yeah, I want to try.
I think I have it in me.
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Maybe try something safer,
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like hunter or warrior?
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Yeah. Great.
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Across cultures and centuries,
parents still find a way
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to put their own crap
on us, huh?
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Sam, how dare you disrespect
my father like that?
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I was kidding. Man, you're fun
to mess with. [laughs]
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Hey, maybe I'm overstepping,
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but I literally have
nothing to do, ever, so...
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do you want some help?
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Seriously? [chuckles]
That would be amazing.
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Thank you, Sass.
All right.
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Well, let's
get started, then.
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Great. Yeah.
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Right after we watch
this elderly lady's corgi
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welcome her back
from six weeks in the ICU.
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Aw, look at the
stubby little legs.
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Oh, my God, pass the ball!
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Who does he think he is,
Pistol Pete Maravich? [chuckles]
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I assume you saw that, Pete.
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If you're even still here.
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Of course I saw it,
and I made a very pithy comment.
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Ugh, this is frustrating.
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I can talk basketball
with you, Pete.
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Oh, that's very sweet, Flower,
but you don't need to do that.
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No, seriously.
I grew up playing.
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I had three older brothers.
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Oh, that sounds nice,
but Jay and I
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have a whole shorthand,
you know.
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It's kind of our thing.
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We don't just
talk basketball with anyone.
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All right, I'll be back tomorrow
with those baseboards.
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Oh, Syracuse, nice.
They're looking good this year.
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You're a fan?Love college ball.
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What is happening?
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Aw, they're connecting.
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You want to hang out
and watch the game?
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I'm supposed to help my wife
with TurboTax today, so...
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hell yeah, let's do this.
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Okay, well, there's
not really room
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on the couch. [groans]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Sam! Sam!Oh, it hurts so much!
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SASAPPIS:
Okay, so, from these
other hotel websites
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you've shown me,
it seems like these things
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are generally
pretty dry and boring.
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Exactly, and I really want us
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to stand out.
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Ooh, ooh!
I have an idea.What, what, what?
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What if the website
is written
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from the perspective
of a tree?
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A tree?
Yeah.
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Who's been on the property
for hundreds of years.
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It's sort of like how us ghosts
have been here for a long time
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and seen all kinds
of change.
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Oh, he's like
the narrator.
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It's very clever.
[gasps] Ooh, ooh, ooh,
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and we'll call him--
wait for it-- Woody
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'cause he's a tree.
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What do you think?
Do you like it?
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Maybe... [chuckles]
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Did you just
"maybe" me?
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Maybe.
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Ah... and one! Yeah!
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That's what
I'm talking about!
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[mocking]: That's what
I'm talking about. [scoffs]
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Pete, why did you
bring us in here?
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Because Jay brought a friend
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into what used to be
our special thing and...
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Guess what, Jay.
I got friends, too.
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You know he can't even hear us.
Is the plan to make him jealous?
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No, no. The plan is to have fun
with my ghost bros.
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Right?
Ah! Okay.
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Uh, hey, Thor,
you like hoops, right?
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What is hoops?
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Seriously? It-- Basketball?
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The hoop is the basket
the ball goes in.
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Thor like putting
head of Dane in basket.
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Give basket to Dane's mother.
[laughs]: Surprise!
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Very funny.
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I love hoops. I dated
a Knicks City Dancer once.
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Okay, this is not the kind of
sports talk that Jay and I do.
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We talk strategy
and basketball history.
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I don't remember this game.
When was it invented?
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1891 in Springfield,
Massachusetts.
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Another beer?Come on.
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Massachusetts? Well, it must
be a game for simpletons.
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[laughs]
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No, there-there were
some nice people there,
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but certainly
a lesser colony.
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Okay, this isn't working.
I-I tried, but you guys
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just aren't Jay when it comes
to classic basketball hangs.
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You can leave.
Oh, thank God.
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[Thorfinn grunts]
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Well, hey, I can stay
and watch with you, Pete.
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What's the point?
This is a bust.
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SAMANTHA:
We literally
can't open the hotel
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until this website
is up and running,
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so we better
figure something out.
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A lot of people would argue
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that we did figure this out
two hours ago.
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Oh, my God, are you trying to
bring up the tree thing again?
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It's hilarious.
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Yeah, it just,
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it seemed sort of familiar.
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Oh, and
"Make our home your home"
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is truly groundbreaking.
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[chuckles] Hey, you two, uh,
would you come in here a second?
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You know what? Yes, please,
bring them into this.
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Oh, happy to help.
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Well, we are just,
uh, running into
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some slight creative
disagreements.
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SASAPPIS:
Because the only one of us with
the physical ability to type
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refuses to recognize a genius
idea when she hears one.
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I think it's clear what
the problem is here.
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You are both
creative talents,
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and you each think
you're always right.
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ALBERTA:Yeah, you two working
together is like
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Fats McGinty and
Slow Eyes Billy Walker
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working together.[both chuckle]
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They were two people who always
thought they were right,
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but in the end
it all worked out.
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How?
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Fats had Billy thrown
into a vat of acid.
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But after that, he didn't
have to worry about him at all.
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[laughs]
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You know what?
[chuckles]
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Maybe we just
shouldn't work together.
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Maybe we shouldn't.
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Maybe...
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ALBERTA AND HETTY:
Ooh...
[scoffs]
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Flower, I'm sure
I'll regret this,
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but are you
all right?
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[sighs] Well,
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I wanted to watch
the basketball game with Pete,
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but he only wants to watch
with stupid boys.
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I love basketball.
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Is that surprising?
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Um, a little,
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but-but I do know how much
you enjoy being disheveled
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and sweaty, so
that's not a far cry.
248
00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,576
I played in high school.
249
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,752
One game, I had 20 points
in the first half,
250
00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,189
but then I didn't score
any after that
251
00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,844
'cause I got super high at
halftime with our point guard.
252
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,411
I mean, we got some
really good stuff, man.
253
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,109
[laughs] Wait, what were
we talking about?
254
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,156
Basketball, but then
it veered wildly off course.Right.
255
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,592
Yeah, I...
256
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,029
I thought that after
the sexual revolution...
257
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,510
Mm-hmm. Here we go....that this stuff
would get better.
258
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,947
That women would
really be equal,
259
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,775
but now it's 50 years later,
260
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,386
and Pete isn't treating me
like an equal at all.
261
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,387
Flower,
262
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:25,086
I spent far too long
263
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,349
forgiving the sins of men
in my lifetime.
264
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:30,352
I see no reason why we need to
put up with it in the afterlife.
265
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,658
Do not just sit there
266
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,834
and take being disrespected
by a man.
267
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,879
Do something about it.
268
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,098
Talk to Peter.
269
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,361
Damn, Hetty, are...
270
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,841
are you a feminist now?
271
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,321
Well, as long as it
doesn't mean supporting women
272
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:46,020
handling money
or riding bicycles, then,
273
00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,326
yeah, I think
I am a feminist.
274
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,024
[chuckles]
275
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,461
THORFINN:
So... you going
to type something?
276
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:56,291
It seem you just sitting
there for long time.
277
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,640
I'm thinking, Thor.
278
00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,208
Thinking is a very
important part of writing.
279
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,689
When you pillaged a village,
did you just run in?
280
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,473
No, you planned it
out first.
281
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,215
[laughs]: Never think.
Because once start thinking,
282
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,217
then feel very bad
for murdering everyone.
283
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,046
Okay, maybe that wasn't
the best example.
284
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,048
I'm gonna get a snack.Yes!
285
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,703
I will come
smell your snack.
286
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,791
Great.
287
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,184
Trevor, let's go.
288
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,186
She left the laptop
unattended.
289
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,449
I really don't feel good about
this. Why are we doing this?
290
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408
Because Sam has
no artistic vision.
291
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,845
Okay, all she needs is to see
my ideas actually typed out,
292
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,238
and then she'll get it.
293
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,196
Damn it,
she closed the file.
294
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,417
No problemo, T-Money is on it.
Which one is it?
295
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,115
Uh... That one
right there.
Okay.
296
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,423
[straining]
297
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,688
Oh. Oh.
298
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,168
What was that?
299
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,691
I think I put it
in the trash.
300
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,737
What? What is the trash?[shushes]
301
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,825
[deep breath]
302
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,437
[straining]
303
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,657
Uh-oh.
304
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,180
"Uh-oh"?
Why "uh-oh"?
305
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,051
Maybe that was a good "whoosh."
Maybe it flew back.
306
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,837
I think I just deleted
the B and B website.
What?
307
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,143
Oh, yeah, it's gone.No, no.
308
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,884
She's been working
on that for weeks.
309
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,103
It's the final piece standing
between them opening the B and B
310
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,582
and financial ruin.
It's...
311
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,062
I told you it's really
an imperfect gift.
312
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,673
[stammers]
Get it back.
313
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,544
I don't know how.
314
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,025
Oh, we are in
so much trouble.
315
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,896
Run?
Run.
316
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,558
PETE:
Thank God, I thought Mark
would never leave.
317
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,865
Watching basketball
with Mark was so fun.
318
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,605
You guys really hit it off, huh?
319
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,216
You forget what it's like
to hang out with somebody
320
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,827
who you can
talk to and see.
321
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,873
Why don't you take
the arrow out of my neck
322
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,831
and plunge it
into my back?
323
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,354
JAY:
I hate to ask,
324
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,661
but how's the copy
for the website coming?
325
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,445
Well, you know,
I have made some progress,
326
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,099
but there's still a ways to go.
327
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,753
Great. Let me see.SAMANTHA: Okay.
328
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,451
[chuckles] That's weird.
329
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,802
What?The file's gone.
330
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,587
Ugh, man. These two might want
to rethink taking on a business.
331
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,893
What do you mean, gone?
332
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,808
I mean, it's not there, Jay.
333
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,331
Well, it's in the cloud.
334
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,550
Sam, you back up
to the cloud, right?
335
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,683
I was trying to save money,
so I declined
336
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,511
the two-dollar-a-month
cloud storage thing.
337
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,773
That's where we cut back?
338
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,079
What's the cloud?
339
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,082
Cloud is in sky.
Today look like dragon.
340
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,345
Uh, we can explain.
341
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,216
Trevor deleted
the website.What the...?
342
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,348
What?
What happened?
343
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,741
Sass wanted me
to type in
344
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,525
his stupid tree stuff
into the file,
345
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,788
and that is the only reason
I was even messing with it.
346
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,399
Trevor and Sass accidentally
deleted the entire website.
347
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:31,054
What? We've been working
on that for weeks.
348
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,317
I'm so sorry, Sam. I just
wanted to get something down,
349
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,145
and now I've
ruined everything.
350
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,235
Well, you know,
these things happen.
351
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,150
Ghosts deleting
the website
352
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,457
that we need to start
our business? [laughs]
353
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,067
That happens?
354
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,287
Sorry, I'm gonna have
to push back on that, Sam.
355
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,636
I mean, they seemed
really sorry.
356
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,333
I-I guess
we just delay
357
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,075
the opening until we have
time to redo the website.
358
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,642
Anyways, thanks
for telling me.
359
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,862
"Thanks for telling me"?
360
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,777
What are you doing?
361
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,692
Yell at them.
Yell at the ghosts.
362
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,303
It was an accident, Jay.
Okay,
363
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,826
w-we don't need this
to delay us.
364
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,306
We'll just slap
something together
365
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,698
and get it up and running,
366
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,483
so we can start
taking reservations.
367
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,702
No, it needs to be right.
I-It needs to be perfect.
368
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,226
Once this website
goes live,
369
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,619
that's it, we are open.
There's no turning back.
370
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,012
But isn't that
what we wanted?
371
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,275
That's why we quit our jobs
and moved up here.
372
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,582
Exactly, and if this
B and B isn't a success,
373
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,062
then I dragged us
all the way here
374
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,541
and I made us
turn our lives
375
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,283
upside down for nothing.
Don't you get that?
376
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,547
There she goes.Ugh.
377
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,202
Classic Sam storm-off.
378
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,293
Hey, Pete, got a sec?I kind of just want
379
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,729
to be alone right now
if that's okay.
380
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,515
Yeah, well, it's not.
381
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,821
What?
382
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,213
You really bummed me out
today, man.
383
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,998
You're all like,
384
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,217
"Jay won't talk to me,
wah, wah, wah!"
385
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,871
And the whole time,
I'm sitting there
386
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,352
waiting to be the Bob Cousy
to your Bill Russell.
387
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,875
How do you know about them?
388
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,138
That's what I've been
trying to tell you, man.
389
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,706
I mean, yeah, I'm a girl
and I'm into other groovy stuff,
390
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,403
but I know basketball.
391
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,362
The pick and roll.
The give and go.
392
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059
This is not something
I was aware of.
393
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,148
Because you judged
a book by its cover.
394
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,933
I even played
in high school,
395
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,631
and I fouled out
of every game, Pete,
396
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,589
because I am very aggressive.
397
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,721
I mean, I'm all
for world peace,
398
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,723
but if you reach, I will teach.
399
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,899
I got sharp elbows, man.Wow.
400
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,336
I-I'm sorry, Flower.
I guess I got
401
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,948
so caught up being frustrated
with Jay for ditching me
402
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,601
that I didn't realize
I was ditching you.
403
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,647
Apology accepted.
404
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,692
I'm so glad this whole thing
with Mark happened.
405
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129
It really opened my eyes.
406
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,695
Me, too.
407
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,480
And, hey, every once in a while,
408
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,569
someone comes along
who changes the game.
409
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,049
I mean...
410
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,965
Mark's a regular
George Mikan, right? [laughs]
411
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,662
[laughs] Who's that?
412
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,404
George Mikan? Premier center
of the '40s and '50s.
413
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,622
You seriously don't know him?
414
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,189
[stammers]
415
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,496
They created the
goaltending rule 'cause of him.
416
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,411
I... I thought you said
you liked basketball.
417
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,761
No, I do. I love basketball.
I love, I love basketball.
418
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,763
[stammers]
Name someone else, please.
419
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,722
Okay. Maurice Stokes?
Tom Gola?
420
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,029
Oh, my God, well,
this is embarrassing.
421
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,378
Jack Twyman?
422
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,727
Okay, maybe one more.
423
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,730
Okay, I can see I have
a lot of work to do.
424
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,125
Well, don't worry,
I'll talk slow.Mm-hmm.
425
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,084
Let's go back
to the beginning.Okay.
426
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,434
Springfield, Mass,
1891.Uh-huh.
427
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,871
Dr. James Naismith
was looking for a winter sport
428
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,960
for his YMCA students.
429
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,051
I see now what was going on.
You didn't want
430
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,401
to finish the website because
then the B and B is real.
431
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,231
It's just,
right now there's hope,
432
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,668
but once we open, if it
doesn't work, then that's that.
433
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,453
Well, that's
fear of failure,
434
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,803
and I get it because
I used to suffer from it, too.
435
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,239
Oh, come on, you're like
436
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980
the most confident person
I've ever met.
437
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,939
I am now.
438
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,766
Remember how I told you
my dad was worried
439
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,203
about me becoming
a storyteller?
440
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,900
You know, worried that
I would fail like he did?
441
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,684
Yeah, I remember.Well, the truth was,
442
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,208
he got in my head.
443
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,774
All his worry
444
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,125
transferred onto me,
and when it was finally the week
445
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,778
of the fall
harvest ceremony,
446
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,216
where I was supposed to tell
stories for the first time,
447
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,740
I got scared.
448
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,916
I don't want to go.
449
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,136
You're right.
What if I'm not good?
450
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,007
There's something
you need to know.
451
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,792
That was about me,not you.
452
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,273
I didn't have the gift,
453
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,666
but you do.
454
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,885
I know because
I've watched you
455
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,539
your whole life.
456
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,541
I'm giving you
this eagle feather.
457
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,023
It represents
bravery and courage.
458
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,721
It'll give you
the strength you need.
459
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,209
Thank you, Father.
460
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,865
And now
I give it to you.
461
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,476
It's scary
spreading your wings
462
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,566
to try something new,
but you can do this.
463
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,484
What was that?
464
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,964
Uh, it's a ghost feather,
465
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,748
so it kind of just zaps
right back into place,
466
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,533
but symbolically
it's yours.
467
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,536
Thanks, Sass.
468
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,712
What happened when you
finally got to story-tell?
469
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,628
[sighs] Well, I...
actually never did.
470
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,022
I died before
I-I got the chance to.
471
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,849
Oh, I'm so sorry.
472
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,069
Ah, it's okay.
It wasn't meant to be.
473
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,376
Well, did you ever tell
your stories to the ghosts?
474
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,291
No, they're all wrapped up
in their own stuff,
475
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,944
and the
important thing is,
476
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,685
I've now passed
this feather onto you,
477
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,384
symbolically, which
we've already established,
478
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,647
so go, make it work
for you.
479
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,214
Thanks.
480
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,651
Hey, babe, um...
481
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,435
So, I just want you
to know that,
482
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,784
no matter what...Sasappis actually
just helped me have
483
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,177
this whole
emotional breakthrough,
484
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,526
so everything's fine now.
[chuckles]
485
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,224
Oh. Nice.
486
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,356
Well, just let the record state
that I was here for you.
487
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,271
Thanks, babe.I had a whole speech planned.
488
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,622
You're the best.Darn ghosts.
Always stealing my thunder.
489
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,806
Babe, this is great, and I-I
love the part about the tree.
490
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,199
That's so smart.
491
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,940
Well, I had a little help
from my friend.
492
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,552
So, are we opening the
bed-and-breakfast officially?
493
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,467
Well, bring on
the unwashed masses.
494
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,208
And congratulations,
Samantha.
495
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,123
Okay.
496
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,473
I think it's time
for this puppy to go live.
497
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,346
Once we launch this, we'll
start getting reservations,
498
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,088
and real live people-- no
offense to present company--
499
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,437
are gonna start
coming here
500
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
in four short weeks.
Are you ready?
501
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,530
No, but I guess you got to
sink or swim sometime, right?
502
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,314
Here we go.
503
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,751
And we are... live.[clicks]
504
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,144
Ooh.
505
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,581
Do we have any
reservations yet?
506
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,540
It's been
four seconds, babe.
507
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,890
Right, right, yeah,
so not a total failure...
508
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,109
[both chuckle]
...yet.
509
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,023
Ooh. Game's almost on.
510
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,417
Big East championship.
511
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,116
The Big East was a college
basketball conference, Pete.
512
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,466
Yes, thank you, Flower.JAY: Huh.
513
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,903
It's not working.
Hmm.
514
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,644
Something must be wrong
with the TV.
515
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,907
But with the TV
not working,
516
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,170
what will we do
for entertainment?
517
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,477
Hmm, that is an
excellent question.
518
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,175
Is anyone here
a gifted storyteller?
519
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,874
Oh, come on,
are you guys serious?
520
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,877
We don't want to pressure you,
but if you regale us with story,
521
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,836
it would bring us
great honor.
522
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,316
You did this,
didn't you?
523
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,752
Maybe...
524
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,015
[chuckles] Okay.
525
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,235
Yes! All right![overlapping chatter]
526
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,193
Here we go.
Stories!
527
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,675
I don't know why I'm nervous.
I mean, you all are idiots.
528
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,851
You got this. Just, uh,
imagine us all in our underwear.
529
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,201
I wish I was wearing underwear.We all do, Trevor.
530
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,507
SASAPPIS:Okay.
531
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,466
Here we go.
532
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,468
[sighs deeply]
533
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,905
[whispers]:
He's going for it.
534
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,431
This first one is a Lenape tale
535
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:35,043
about the turkey, the turtle,
and the wolf.
536
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,436
They say that
there are
537
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,089
three persons,
538
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,483
or human-like animals,
539
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,919
that started the Lenape...
540
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,313
♪ Don't be shy
541
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,577
♪ Just let your feelings
roll on by ♪
542
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,233
♪ Don't wear fear
543
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,366
♪ Or nobody will know
544
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,151
♪ You're there
545
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,848
♪ Just lift your head...
546
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,850
...a running start and flew.
547
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,375
Oh, the turkey's gonna fly.
This isn't gonna go well.
548
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,028
What happened
to the turtle?
549
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,335
[howls] Howling at his friends
on the other side.
550
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,773
♪ Just let your feelings
roll on by ♪
551
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:13,037
♪ On by, on by
552
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,389
♪ On by, on by, on by
553
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,305
♪ On by, on by
554
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,873
[laughter]♪ On by, on by...
555
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,353
It goes to show
556
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,921
that us ghosts and the Livings
557
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,705
are more connected
than we realize.
558
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,316
Yes!
559
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,665
THORFINN: Yes!ALBERTA: Bravo!
560
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,581
[all cheering]♪ Love is where
561
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:38,237
♪ All of us belong.
562
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241
THORFINN:
Yes!
563
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,069
Is favorite story that does
not involve killing Danes.
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