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Oh, my God, they're
doing karaoke here now.
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We are so coming back
to sing our asses off.
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Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
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Long Island Iced Tea.
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Hey Ronnie, can I get
another club soda?
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Is it always this sticky?
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Yeah, it's a bar.
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You want to close out your check
while you're at it?
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Yeah, sure.
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Got it. Here you go.
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Four dollars a pop? For this?
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Yeah. Sober doesn't mean free,
all right?
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I'm running a business.
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For you.
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You charge for these, or...
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Those are, uh, for the drinks.
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Oh. I didn't get any in mine.
Weird.
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Mmm.
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What? You too good for
Sally's wings now or something?
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No, they just, um...
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‐they don't taste
like they used to, I guess.
‐Mm.
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I'm so glad you're back.
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‐It's like the old days again.
‐Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, I'm actually,
I'm‐I'm supposed to get
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my 30‐day chip soon, so...
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Really?
Oh, my God.
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You're such a star student.
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Well, we'll see.
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Sam. Hey, thought you were
gonna share today?
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‐Oh, I'm too hungover.
‐Excuse me?
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No, not hungover, hungover.
Just emotionally hungover.
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Went out with my
friend last night
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and spent $40 on club sodas.
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‐Did you know about this?
‐Yes, but why were you there?
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I don't know,
it's just, like, our spot.
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It's where we always go.
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Well, a bar
is an endurance test.
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You are so close to 30 days.
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Maybe find joy in things
that aren't triggering.
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Uh‐huh. Like what?
What do you do?
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On Mondays, I go to the movies.
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‐Tuesdays, it's, uh, Jog Club.
‐Ugh.
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Wednesdays, I have sex
with my wife.
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Thursdays, uh...
well, this Thursday
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we have an IVF appointment.
And, uh,
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Friday, I'm going to meet
with my sponsor and she will
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talk me down off the ledge
about that IVF appointment,
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and on the weekend I hang out
with Vinny and the boys.
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They're this incredible group
of lesbians.
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I've known them forever.
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Anyway, what do you like to do?
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Sober?
I don't know.
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Hang out with friends
that don't hate me.
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You're s‐you're still early.
You'll get to amends.
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Most of my friends forgave me.
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‐And the ones that didn't...
‐Well, their loss, right?
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God, no. Mine.
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Uh‐huh.
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And, uh, these amends‐‐
they're just like
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‐a big apology, right?
‐No.
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Uh, an apology is words.
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An amends is action.
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"I'm‐I'm sorry" is like
jumping over a puddle.
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An amends is rebuilding
a bridge you blew up.
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I should probably
give an amends to Brit.
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No, no, no, no, no.
It's way too early for amends.
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‐You cannot do that
until you've changed.
‐Yeah, but I have changed.
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‐
‐I have. I make my bed, I floss,
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‐I do all the stuff.
‐Sam, listen,
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the steps are in order
for a reason.
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Let's just stay away from people
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and places that we find
triggering right now.
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Got it.
No triggers.
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Very good.
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All right.
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‐Have fun with Vinny
and the boys.
‐No triggers.
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Sam, don't eat that.
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Those are for the book club.
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I spend a lot of money
on the snacks
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and they get judgy when
they don't have fancy cheese.
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Well, you know, I could get you
a discount at Giovanni's.
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Ah, that'd be great.
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Uh, those are the... those
are the exact same pillows.
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‐You know that, right?
‐Look.
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It's my first time hosting
since your return.
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I would like some normalcy.
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And, like I said‐‐
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‐judgy.
‐Yeah, you seem super normal.
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Samantha...
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Hmm?
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I haven't shared
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your situation with the group,
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so here's the plan.
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I hope it doesn't come up,
but if it does,
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why don't we say
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you got moved to digital
at Bzzzzzzzzzz
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so you could work from anywhere
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and nobody knows
what digital means anyway.
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Uh‐huh. Yeah, sure, or you
could just tell them the truth
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'cause I'm about to get
my 30‐day chip
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and it's, like,
kind of a big deal, so...
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And, of course,
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that works, too.
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Napkins.
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Happy birthday
to my fianc‐bae!
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Milkshakes are on me
@rollerland!
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‐I want Rollerblades this time.
‐No blades.
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I got to get you doing the
"Savage Love" dance for TikTok.
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Skates all the way, baby.
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I'm really glad you texted.
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‐I thought you were dodging me.
‐Oh.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
But, like, you know,
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who doesn't love
Roller Land, right?
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‐Right?
‐Yeah.
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‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh, well, God, we got to fix
that ASAP, then, huh?
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Um, are you cool to watch him?
I'm gonna go get a snack,
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maybe have a little chat
with the cute concessions guy,
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you know?
Get my 10,000 hours in.
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‐Do your thing.
‐Have fun, baby!
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All right.
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And we have a birthday
here today.
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Let's give a happy birthday
to Brittany!
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Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, girl!
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‐I love you.
Brittany,
let's see your best
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Cupid Shuffle.
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We're dancing, right now.
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What's your size, kid?
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Size four.
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In blades, please.
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And you, ma'am?
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Seven, eight,
whatever you've got's fine.
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Thanks.
Let's go!
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‐We got to put our skates on.
‐I‐I think
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‐we can just...
‐We're putting our skates on,
let's go.
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‐We don't have to put skates on.
‐No, we're... Come‐come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Joel.
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Sam.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, this is my godson, Zacky.
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We're here to skate.
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It's Zack, not Zacky.
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Right. Yeah, Zack said he wanted
to come to Roller Land today
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and I was like,
"You got it, kid." So...
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Pretty sure that's
not what happened.
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It is.
An adult is saying it.
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Uh, do you want
some extra tokens, buddy?
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Three. Cool.
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‐So, you good?
‐Yeah.
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I'm actually glad to see you.
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You know, after we ran into you
at the grocery store
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‐I‐I just started feeling bad.
‐Why?
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'Cause it was awkward.
I mean, it's weird to see
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somebody you've known
your whole life
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and ask them for deli meat.
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Yeah. Well, try serving
someone deli meat
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you've known your whole life.
It's actually way worse.
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Well, this is feeling
pretty good right now.
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‐It is. It's a bit...
a bit better, yeah.
‐Less awkward.
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‐You here by yourself?
‐Uh, no, I came with Brit.
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Oh, Brit's here.
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Yeah, it's actually
her birthday.
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But...
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You already know that.
Okay,
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no.
I‐I can't get involved
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with the two of you, all right?
Please don't
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‐do this on her birthday.
‐It's a good thing.
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I'm here to make an amends.
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Sam...
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with all due respect, uh...
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you have the shittiest timing
of anyone I've ever met.
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You should go.
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Sam?
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Could you give us a second?
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Sure.
Um, I will just
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go play with this random kid
that I just met.
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Hey.
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‐Hi.
‐Hi.
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Um, I'm sorry,
you look gorgeous.
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Did you get my Venmo?
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Yeah.
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‐
‐Well, I read this so fast.
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You know, it really
made me examine
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how trauma is passed
between the generations.
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Exactly. Even if you don't know
you're causing trauma, you are.
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Were you able to discuss this
with Samantha?
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No.
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Not yet, no.
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Gosh, her schedule's
really busy.
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Oh, well, what is she doing?
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She's working
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at a job.
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And on herself.
Uh, any other thoughts?
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Anyone?
On the book?
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‐
‐Oh!
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Excuse me.
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:
I have so many thoughts.
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Hi.
Does Samantha Fink live here?
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Yes.
Who are you?
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Her probation officer.
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Here for
a residence verification.
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So, help me understand.
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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Uh, the state can just show up
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whenever they please?
You people don't think
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anyone's living a life?
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Ma'am, I got a lot of houses
to get to.
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Can I just see a gas bill?
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:
Okay. You can come in.
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‐I have guests.
‐Okay.
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Mm. That's nice.
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I got to pee, got to pee,
got to pee...
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Oh, hey. Hi!
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‐Hey.
‐I'm Bob.
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I'm Gail.
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‐Hi, Gail.
‐Just waiting for Ms. Fink.
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Oh, okay, well, we got a
book club going if you'd like
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‐to snag a snack while you wait.
‐Oh, my God, thank you...
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You... Actually,
she asked me to wait here,
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and I have a policy of not
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snooping around white folks'
house without their permission.
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I have the same policy.
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But Carol would
be so upset if I was
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the only one
who ate these snacks.
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‐Come on in, come on in.
‐Oh.
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‐The cream puffs are to die for.
‐Oh, okay. Wait,
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‐now, do you have a Lactaid?
'Cause I'm‐a need it.
‐I can find you one.
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‐Thank you.
‐Everybody, this is Gail.
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Hi.
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I'm just for the gas bill,
quick and painless.
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Well... there's a spot
right here.
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‐Come, sit down.
‐Welcome.
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‐Yeah, come.
‐Thank you.
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‐I'm gonna go to the bathr...
‐Can I speak to you
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‐in the kitchen for a minute?
‐Sure.
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I don't know
what I'm doing here,
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but I never turn down
a charcuterie.
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What are you doing?
That's Sam's probation officer.
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She's a delight.
She fits right in.
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I don't need
book club discussing
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Sam's weird relationship
with alcohol.
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If you're ever gonna discuss it,
this is the place.
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These are your friends.
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They're my book club.
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Okay, then, in that case,
why's it matter?
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00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:40,785
I don't know.
I don't know.
249
00:10:40,785 --> 00:10:43,587
I just wanted to have a place
250
00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:47,091
where I could sit and talk
with smart people about books
251
00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:49,327
and take a little vacation
from thinking about Samantha
252
00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:51,529
all the time.
253
00:10:51,529 --> 00:10:54,699
All right.
I get that. I get it.
254
00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:56,834
Okay?
And you are not alone in this.
255
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,202
All right?
256
00:10:58,202 --> 00:11:00,871
We're all far from perfect.
257
00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,041
Thank you.
258
00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:06,477
I really got to pee.
259
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:12,283
‐What do you want?
‐Listen, I'm try...
260
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:13,951
I'm just... I'm really
trying to take this sobriety
261
00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:15,820
more seriously this time,
and I...
262
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,955
I owe you an amends.
263
00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:20,925
Oh. Okay.
264
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,460
Uh, okay, yeah, right now.
Here we go.
265
00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:25,296
Uh, right. So...
266
00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:26,664
so, you were there, uh,
267
00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:28,366
when I couldn't be,
when my dad was sick,
268
00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:30,301
and I‐I really appreciate that.
269
00:11:31,402 --> 00:11:33,704
Yeah, no problem.
270
00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:34,705
I was happy to help.
271
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,208
And, um...
272
00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:40,111
...also, New York.
New York.
273
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:42,179
I‐I'm so sorry
that I ghosted you
274
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,414
when you came to visit me
in New York.
275
00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:45,816
That was so messed‐up.
I mean...
276
00:11:45,816 --> 00:11:48,018
But, to be fair,
you were dating my ex
277
00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,687
and treating me like shit
at the time, and...
278
00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,589
Anyway, uh...
279
00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:52,857
Oh, speaking of that.
I'm really sorry
280
00:11:52,857 --> 00:11:54,225
about all those texts
that I sent you
281
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:55,893
when I found out about you guys.
282
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,261
It was, like,
way too aggressive.
283
00:11:57,261 --> 00:11:58,863
And, you know, women shouldn't
284
00:11:58,863 --> 00:12:00,264
go after other women and
just leave the guy out of it,
285
00:12:00,264 --> 00:12:04,101
but you were my best friend,
so that was like,
286
00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:07,905
"Is she serious?"
Uh... anyway, uh,
287
00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:10,441
also really sorry
about that time
288
00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:13,444
I puked on all the coats
and the bags at that party
289
00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:14,545
‐and then blamed it on you,
‐On me.
290
00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:17,648
‐but...
‐But, but, right. Um, Sam...
291
00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:19,683
Sorry, I'm just... I'm, like,
really trying to apologize.
292
00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,986
Yeah, but this‐this
isn't an apology.
293
00:12:21,986 --> 00:12:24,488
Apologies don't have "buts."
Sam, I just...
294
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:26,490
I really needed today.
I have worked
295
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,993
72 hours straight.
296
00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:32,463
I've pulled 38 items
out of body crevices.
297
00:12:32,463 --> 00:12:36,233
I am always covered
in bodily fluid. I...
298
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,136
‐Ugh. That's what you do?
‐Oh, my God!
299
00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,806
Sam!
You never listen to me.
300
00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:44,241
Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
Can we j‐can we just start over?
301
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,910
Why? Why do you care
if I forgive you?
302
00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,611
I don't know.
It feels...
303
00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:48,913
important.
304
00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:50,915
What the hell?
305
00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:52,149
Is Brit bothering you again?
306
00:12:52,149 --> 00:12:53,584
‐What'd you say to her?
‐Oh, my God,
307
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:55,286
Felicia, stop
with the mafia act.
308
00:12:55,286 --> 00:12:56,954
Wait, where's my kid?
309
00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:58,122
Oh, he's with Joel.
I just...
310
00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,490
I needed to talk to her
for a second.
311
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,225
‐Why?
‐It's my birthday.
312
00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:02,960
Mm, you would be a Pisces.
313
00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:07,531
Oh, so that's the reason
you dragged us here.
314
00:13:07,531 --> 00:13:09,333
‐No, uh, that's not
the only reason...
‐No, you didn't
315
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,735
want to hang out with me
and Zack, you just needed a ride
316
00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:13,337
because you can't drive a car
and you threw up
317
00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:16,240
in so many Lyfts that
you have a 1.8 rating.
318
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,775
You made me drive all the way
to Roller Land so you could
319
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,477
chat with the girl
who's marrying your ex.
320
00:13:19,477 --> 00:13:21,912
‐ I'm done.
Honestly, Sam.
‐Felicia.
321
00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:24,448
‐Zack. Zack!
‐Okay.
322
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:27,651
I waited 25 minutes in line
to get you a corn dog
323
00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,954
with no condiments, just like
you like it, you weirdo.
324
00:13:31,889 --> 00:13:33,224
And he's wearing blades!
325
00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:35,059
‐What the hell
is wrong with you?
‐W...
326
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:37,428
Come on, baby.
‐No, no, no, Joel made him
wear the blades.
327
00:13:37,428 --> 00:13:40,531
‐Okay. Felicia.
Got it?
328
00:13:40,531 --> 00:13:42,466
Felicia, you can't just
leave me here.
329
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,134
Oh, like how you left my kid?
330
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,070
Come on, Zack, we'll get you
some ice cream, okay?
331
00:13:48,405 --> 00:13:50,574
You know what?
People told me this
332
00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:52,476
‐and I didn't want to
believe it.
‐Believe what?
333
00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:53,744
That you just see me
as your drinking buddy.
334
00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:57,548
Okay, no.
335
00:13:58,616 --> 00:13:59,817
But, I mean,
it's a little true, right?
336
00:13:59,817 --> 00:14:00,851
'Cause, like, the only place
we ever hung out
337
00:14:00,851 --> 00:14:01,886
was Good Time Sally's.
338
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,188
Because it was your suggestion.
339
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,956
Okay?
I'm a full‐time mom.
340
00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,858
And a full‐time employee.
I got real‐life shit on my mind.
341
00:14:07,858 --> 00:14:09,627
So when you name a place,
I got to
342
00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:11,228
get a sitter, I got to
move a bunch of shit around,
343
00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:12,730
but I do that because it's you.
344
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,299
And I appreciate that, okay?
Why don't we go inside and talk?
345
00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:16,967
‐He left his shoes.
‐You know, I would just love
346
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:20,337
to just, like, rip my bra off
and sit on the couch
347
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,472
and watch some mindless TV
with you.
348
00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:22,973
That would be so wonderful.
349
00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,708
There's, like,
seven seasons of Summer House
350
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:25,976
we could binge, but no‐‐
351
00:14:25,976 --> 00:14:26,977
you don't want to do that
because you don't know
352
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:28,679
how to be an actual friend.
353
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:35,286
Buckle up, Zack.
354
00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,621
‐Oh, come on.
‐Auntie Sammy needs a time‐out.
355
00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:40,891
Uh, Felicia... I'm sorry, okay?
Wha...
356
00:14:40,891 --> 00:14:43,661
What am I supposed to do now?
357
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,740
‐
‐Oh. Okay, I'm sorry, I have
overstayed my welcome.
358
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,709
I actually wasn't planning
on staying this long.
359
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,544
It was nice to meet you, Gail.
360
00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:10,779
How do you know Carol again?
361
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,313
Oh, we know each other
from work.
362
00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:15,383
Actually, Gail knows Samantha.
363
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:17,218
Right. Sam
364
00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:18,553
was in New York,
365
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:22,490
and she moved into digital,
and... you know,
366
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,160
because you can do that
from... from anywhere.
367
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,294
‐So...
‐What does digital mean?
368
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:28,229
Like, how does that work?
369
00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:29,731
Digital.
370
00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:30,732
What does that mean?
371
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,500
It's...
372
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,402
Digital.
It's online, it's computers.
373
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,070
It's just...
How do you not know that?
374
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,610
Samantha broke the law.
She's a felon.
375
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,379
My daughter is a felon.
376
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,414
Gail is her probation officer.
377
00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:48,249
‐What?
Are you all happy now?
378
00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:49,818
‐No.
‐Not really.
379
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,853
That felt so good
to say out loud.
380
00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:54,489
Oh, yeah, girl.
The truth'll set you free.
381
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,491
‐
C‐Can you share with us
382
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:58,159
what‐what's coming up for you?
383
00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:01,229
I'm‐I'm... There's just
something bubbling up.
384
00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:02,730
Something... I...
385
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,166
‐I feel like I want to die.
No.
386
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,168
Well, I mean, I'm not an expert,
387
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:09,470
but I'm pretty sure
you're feeling anger.
388
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,772
You know what? I...
389
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:12,340
I think it's anger.
390
00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,276
I think maybe it's anger.
391
00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:18,346
I think maybe I'm full of rage!
392
00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:19,981
‐
‐
393
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,184
Hmm.
394
00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:25,086
That felt good.
395
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,458
Thank you for sharing with us.
396
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,127
It really meant a lot.
Right, guys?
397
00:16:33,127 --> 00:16:35,730
Sorry that you're
going through so much.
398
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,233
Good for you, Carol.
399
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:39,734
You're walking in your truth.
400
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,803
I am.
401
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,304
‐Very good.
‐
402
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,776
Barbara... Oh.
403
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,478
Just kidding.
Terrible joke.
404
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,423
You should be proud of yourself.
405
00:17:02,423 --> 00:17:04,192
Yeah.
406
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:06,227
It feels bad and good
at the same time.
407
00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,962
Oh, that means it's working.
408
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:09,764
Yay, me.
409
00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:11,399
Show up for the people
that matter
410
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:13,268
and they will start
showing up for you.
411
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,205
Yay, you.
412
00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:18,706
Celine.
413
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,174
Yes! You did it.
414
00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,263
Hey.
415
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:44,766
Um, sorry, could I talk to you
for a second?
416
00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,768
Well, I'm up next to sing,
417
00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:49,370
so you've got however long
it takes for this song to finish
418
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,706
‐to say what you need to say.
‐Okay.
419
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:53,474
Fair enough.
420
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,713
Um...
421
00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,081
look, you were right.
You know?
422
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:03,718
I‐I did see you
as my drinking buddy.
423
00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:06,421
Which is my problem, you know?
I was the one that felt like
424
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,357
they had to drink, and... and
it doesn't make sense, 'cause
425
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:11,125
you're, like, the most
responsible person I know.
426
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,161
I mean, you're
my emergency contact.
427
00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:15,196
That's how dependable you are.
428
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:20,802
I... I know that
I took you for granted,
429
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,837
and I feel really bad about it.
I'm‐I'm really sorry,
430
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,540
and I don't... I don't ever
want to do that to you again.
431
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,141
You don't deserve it.
432
00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:30,044
Go on.
433
00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:34,582
All right, let's see.
You have, uh,
434
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:36,551
the best high pony
in Greater Boston.
435
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,619
‐That is true.
‐And
436
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,922
you are the sexiest mom
I've ever laid eyes on.
437
00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:42,991
Don't flatter me, Samantha.
438
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,759
And don't even get me started
on the tatas.
439
00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,995
They are God's greatest gift
to me, huh?
440
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,629
And to me as well.
441
00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,966
Oh, one more thing.
442
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:55,069
Zack's shoes?
443
00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,005
I thought we left these
at the roller rink.
444
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,306
How'd you get them?
445
00:18:58,306 --> 00:19:00,008
Well, you know, I'm banned
from all rideshares,
446
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,876
but taxis still take cash, so...
447
00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:07,048
All right.
I'm sorry.
448
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,853
Hey, whatever happened
to the chip thing?
449
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,087
Oh, uh...
450
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,990
Got it.
451
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,158
It's an actual chip.
452
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,193
Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
453
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:20,762
That's amazing.
454
00:19:20,762 --> 00:19:22,030
Thank you.
455
00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,533
Hopefully, it means
I'm inching towards
456
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,035
being a bit less of an asshole.
457
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,870
We'll see.
458
00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:03,583
Hey, everybody,
my friend is 30 days sober!
459
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:09,255
I love you.
460
00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:11,090
: I love you, too.
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