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Come on, pick up!
Pick up! Pick up!
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Oh, come on!
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This is Kernst.
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Major, it's MacGruber.
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You seeing this Ecuador shit?
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You son of a bitch!
What?
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Oh, cut the crap.
You played me.
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Sir, the only thing
I've been playing
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is with Vicki's beautiful
breasts and vagina
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for ten straight hours,
minus bathroom breaks.
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So you mind telling me what
the hell you're talking about?
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You sold us down the river.
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This raid on Queeth's compound
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was supposed to be
the end of this thing.
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You said Brimstone
was contained.
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Uh, yeah, I thought it was.
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But clearly someone
is still behind it!
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Someone terribly evil.
Someone who has to be stopped.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm talking to him right now.
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Oh, thank God.
Okay, Kernst, listen carefully.
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You have to keep him
on the line
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and trace that telephone call
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so we can find out
exactly where--
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MacGruber!
I'm talking about you.
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Oh, you're fucking insane!
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Special agents in Ecuador
found DNA
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on a dispersal device,
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and it's a presumptive match
to you!
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Come on, this is clearly
a frame job.
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Queeth's final fuck you
from the grave.
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You gotta believe me.
I'm one of the good guys.
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I got nothing to hide.
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If that's true, then come
turn yourself in right now.
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You know I can't do that.
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Well, I guess we both know
how this is gonna end.
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Yeah, with you putting
a medal around my neck.
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Or a bullet in your head.
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Tomato, "toe-ma-toe."
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MacGruber, I'ma give you
one last chance.
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Every law enforcement officer
in the country
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will be looking for you,
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and the orders
will be shoot to kill.
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Major, Queeth may be
dead now,
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but someone is keeping
his plan in motion,
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and you're seriously
asking me to stand down?
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I'm not asking.
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Well, in that case,
catch me if you can.
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Put it up.
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MacGruber
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Oh, Christmas tree
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May I have this dance?
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Aww.
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Oh, watch out
for the gingerbread house.
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Spent all morning
on that thing.
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Sorry.
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Whoops.
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God, I love our life.
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Well, that's good to hear
because I have some big news.
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Dixon, I'm pregnant.
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We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
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Oh, geez, thank God
you're still alive!
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We are so fucked!
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Aww, little one, don't cry.
Everything's okay.
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Jesus Christ,
what are you guys doing here?
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Haven't you been
watching the news?
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The poisonous cloud
over Ecuador?
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Somehow Queeth's plan
is still on.
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That's impossible.
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Tens of thousands of people
have been reported dead,
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and we can only assume
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that number is going to rise
in the coming days.
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Holy shit.
But I thought Queeth was dead!
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I thought this was over.
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Checkers, the only thing
that's over
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is the amount that
this motherfucker is not over.
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I mean, we are
in grave danger here!
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Ooh, can I play with your baby?
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Authorities are looking
for this man--
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former military officer
MacGruber.
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Oh, look,
there's Uncle MacGruber.
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Jesus, you're wanted?
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Oh, yeah, super wanted.
Like, shoot to kill.
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Hell, I mean, for all I know,
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they could have their scopes
on me right now.
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Oh, look at that!
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Is that your little playset,
bud?
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Huh? Oh, that's so cute.
I'm jealous, and I'm an adult.
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Huh? Is that--
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Oh, what? No. Aww.
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Now, let's focus up.
We got a terrorist to catch.
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Now, I won't go as far
as to say that
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this is a
"Mission: Impossible,"
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but at the very least,
it's a "Mission: Very Hard."
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No clues, no leads.
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Hell, everyone we knew
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who was involved
with the plan is dead now.
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Well... not everyone.
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Everyone got their
covers down?
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Uh-huh.
Yeah.
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Look, these are actual IDs
I stole from the NSA,
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and I just tweaked them
a little bit.
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So don't worry. We got this.
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ID, please.
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So your name is Sharold?
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Of course my name is Sharold.
Sharold Kernst.
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Interesting name.
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It's a family name.
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My grandmother was Sharold,
her mother and her aunts,
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and most of her sisters,
and some of her sons.
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Goes for all genders, really,
Sharold.
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Something wrong?
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No, it's just weird.
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Both the S and the H
are capitalized.
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Yeah.
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Uh, That's because
it's S. Harold Kernst.
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And the S stands for Sharold?
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Stands for Sharold.
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So your name
is Sharold Harold Kernst.
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Yep.
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And here you go,
Colonel Jebblidoh.
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Jebblidoo. Matias Jebblidoo.
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Sure.
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And Private Fukk?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yep, Private David Fukk,
Wisconsin's own.
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Oh, I'm from Madison.
Get out of town.
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That's so fun!
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Private Fukk,
isn't that so fun?
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From Madison.
Tell him all about
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the different Wisconsin
trivia that you know.
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Well, I guess
we should be leaving, so.
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Well, I don't know.
We got a little bit of time.
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Bye.
Say goodbye, Private Fukk.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Hey, Vic.
Yeah?
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You sure you don't
need me in there?
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Thanks, but I think
this is something
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I need to do on my own.
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I understand.
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Hey. Sharold.
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Yeah?
Livestrong.
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Okay.
Come on, give me five.
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Yeah.
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Open 104!
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Hello, Barrett.
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Victoria.
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Oh, shut up-a you face!
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Put 'em on.
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Honey--
Kee-yah!
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I am not your honey, honey.
Not anymore.
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And you are not my king.
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So are we gonna do things
the hard way?
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Or...
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The harder way?
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It's your choice.
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General.
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Just tell me
you once loved me.
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I'll tell you whatever
you want to know.
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Sorry.
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I don't negotiate
with terrorists.
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Queeth and his men are dead,
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but the plan
is still proceeding.
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Tell me what you know!
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Goll dar, Barrett!
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Who is executing
Queeth's goll dar plan?
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I don't know!
That's a fib!
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You're fibbing!
I'm not fibbing.
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I swear to you,
I'm not fibbing!
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Okay.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to
take off the training wheels,
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and sit down real hard
on the seat.
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You know what that is?
I think you do.
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Yeah, I think you know
what that is.
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Yeah.
That's your old pal, MacGruber.
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No!
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No!
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Millions of lives
are at stake, Barrett.
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Tell me what you know!
I don't know anything.
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Tell me what you know!
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Tell me what you know!
What do you know?
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Okay! Okay! I'll tell you!
I'll tell you everything!
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Thank you.
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Twenty years ago,
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there was someone working
on the inside with Queeth.
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I never knew who it was.
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I only knew them
as the Architect.
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But they controlled everything.
Everything.
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Tell me more about
this "The Architect."
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I don't know much.
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They covered their tracks
very well,
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so I was never able to piece
the whole thing together.
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But what I do know
is in my computer,
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locked away in the NSA.
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Sorry.
Wish I could tell you more.
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Apology not accepted.
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Vicki, please, don't go.
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Vicki, please.
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Goodbye, Barrett.
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Victoria.
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Victoria!
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Victoria!
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Files you requested, sir.
This everything?
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Not exactly.
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This is everything.
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Jesus.
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If I may, sir,
any idea where he is?
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That's what I'm hoping
to find out.
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Where the hell are you,
MacGruber?
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Oh, hold that, will you?
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Thank you. Are you going up?
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All the way to the top.
Isn't that right, Agent Piss?
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Mm-hmm.
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Jesus.
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Shit. We'll never find it.
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They're alphabetized.
What?
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Got it.
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Nice job, Piss.
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Who is this guy?
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Hurry up, Vic.
This computer might be
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our only shot to find out
who the Architect is.
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I know, I'm sorry,
it's just going so slow!
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Come on! Come on!
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Checkers, how we doing
with the 5-0?
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All doors are locked,
there's no movement
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in Stairwell 6, so that's
our best bet for escape.
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We make it to
the parking structure
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and drive out the front gate
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before anyone knows
we were here.
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That's probably not
what'll happen,
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but it's always good
to have a plan, I guess.
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Loud and.
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Shoot, shoot, shoot.
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Guys, we have a problem.
We need his password.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit! Shit!
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Okay, relax, Vicki.
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Last thing we need
is a major freak-out right now.
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Okay, so don't panic.
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We'll get through
this together.
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So try this. You ready?
Yeah.
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Type in six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine.
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Okay.
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Six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six.
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Nine.
One final nine in there.
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Nine.
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Fuck.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. No worries.
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Let's just change it up
a little bit and go with this.
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Six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine,
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six, nine.
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Shit fuck! Okay. Okay.
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Six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine,
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six, nine, six, nine.
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Oh, God! Oh, God. Oh, God.
What do we do here?
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Okay, okay, how about
just six, nine, six, nine?
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Fuck!
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Six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine,
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six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine,
258
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,203
six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine, six, nine,
259
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,947
six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine,
260
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,448
six, nine, six, nine,
261
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,530
six, nine, six, nine,
six, nine.
262
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,615
Okay, try that.
263
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,450
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
264
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,326
Six, nine.
265
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,131
Shit!
266
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,299
Well, it's official:
we're never gonna get in.
267
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,509
Let me try something.
268
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,965
Oh, we're in!
269
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:50,142
Nice on, Vic!
How many 69s was that?
270
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,351
Uh, none.
271
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,981
He used
our wedding anniversary.
272
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,978
Oh, your wedding anniversary.
Yeah.
273
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,071
Oh, what a fucking goober.
274
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,397
That's so dumb.
275
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,192
Jesus.
276
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,645
Ugh, just makes me barf
in my mouth a little bit.
277
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,106
I mean, anybody
could look that up.
278
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,316
It's public record.
279
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,325
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever seen.
280
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,947
So fucking dumb.
281
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,664
Okay, now do a search
for "architect" or "Queeth"
282
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,535
or maybe the word "plan"
283
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,332
or the phrase
"miscellaneous evil."
284
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,665
On it.
285
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,250
We're running out of time!
286
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,705
Just a few more seconds!
287
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,061
Oh, my God.
288
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,511
Family torn apart.
289
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,051
Mother murdered.
290
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,651
Son of a bitch.
291
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,736
Got it!
Yes!
292
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:30,991
It might take me a while
to crack it, though.
293
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,782
It's encrypted.
294
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,446
Go for Grubs.
Son, are you okay?
295
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,035
Your face is all over the news.
296
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,370
I promise you, Dad,
it's all horsepucky.
297
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,666
I know.
298
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,039
You could never
do something like this.
299
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,745
Thanks, Dad.
But I think I know who did.
300
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,086
Have you ever heard
of an "The Architect?"
301
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,842
Can't say I have.
Where'd you get that intel?
302
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,184
Stopped by the pen today
and had a little chat
303
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,680
with Barrett Fasoose.
304
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,772
We're at the NSA right now
working his lead.
305
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,517
No, you gotta
get out of there!
306
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:01,349
Don't you see? This is a trap.
Fasoose is setting you up!
307
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,186
I appreciate your concern,
but we're right on the verge
308
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,862
of blowing this thing
wide open.
309
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570
Then we can go to Kernst
and get back on the mission.
310
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,491
Wait, Kernst is
running things now?
311
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,121
Yeah.
God.
312
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,949
MacGruber, that's your guy.
Kernst is your Architect.
313
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,576
Daddy, I seriously
doubt that--
314
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,172
Trust me, son.
It has to be Kernst.
315
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,248
Now, listen,
you gotta get out of there.
316
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,634
You're in real danger.
317
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,260
Guys, I think we got
some movement over here.
318
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,797
Shit. Dad, hold on.
319
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,880
Okay, I'm gonna copy
the files to the drive,
320
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,514
but they're really big ones.
321
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,431
Please go!
Hang on, Dad. Hang on.
322
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,930
Okay.
323
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,641
Just gotta drag,
drop this one over here.
324
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:43,153
Drag it. Drop it.
325
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,398
Drag it.
326
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,979
Hang on, she's just
dragging and dropping.
327
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,565
Drag it. Whoop.
328
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,491
Drag it. Drop it.
329
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,030
Shit.
330
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:56,947
Shit, we got company.
331
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,703
Okay, sorry, Dad, gotta jump.
332
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,575
The pigs are porking it
up over here.
333
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,502
MacGruber!
334
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,880
Just a few more seconds!
335
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,417
We don't have
a few more seconds!
336
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,630
Okay. But the flash drive!
337
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,250
Just leave it!
338
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,718
This will buy us some time.
339
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,796
Go! Go!
340
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,242
Oh, my leg! Oh, fuck!
341
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,606
Good call on the water thing,
Piper.
342
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,204
Always playing checkers.
343
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,531
Oh, fuck! Go, go, go!
344
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,575
I'll meet you at the SUV!
Go, Vicki! Go!
345
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,080
MacGruber!
Oh, fuck!
346
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,247
Ahh!
347
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,386
MacGruber, stop.
348
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,218
I said stop!
349
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,805
Don't move a muscle.
350
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,690
Well, Major...
351
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,531
I guess you caught me
if you could.
352
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,239
I guess I did,
Colonel Jebblidoo.
353
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,870
You son of a bitch.
My dad warned me about you.
354
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,658
You're nothing
but a silver-tongued
355
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,122
snake oil salesman,
356
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,662
saying whatever it takes
to keep up the fucking grift.
357
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,036
You know what, I wish I had a
fucking sledgehammer right now
358
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,424
so I could splatter your brains
against the fucking wall
359
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,802
in a million pieces,
360
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,258
one for each of those
innocent people
361
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,048
who lost their lives
in Ecuador because of you!
362
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,178
Are you done?
363
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,309
Oh, I haven't even
started yet.
364
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,887
Well, let me know
when you are,
365
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,194
so I can give you this.
366
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,055
Vicki's hard drive.
367
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,783
I-I don't understand.
368
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,687
Found it
in our evidence room.
369
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,816
We can't crack the files,
but maybe you can.
370
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:04,250
Come on, Mac.
We're on the same team here.
371
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,966
Why are you doing this?
372
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,053
I, um, I lost my mom too.
373
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,391
I'm sorry.
374
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,693
What was her name?
375
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,064
Elizabeth.
376
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,824
Darcy.
377
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,991
What was her middle name?
378
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,067
Look, Mac,
you don't have much time.
379
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,572
Yes, no, you're right.
Yes.
380
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:42,333
You take that, and you go
find that son of a bitch.
381
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,907
I will.
382
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,269
Are you okay?
383
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,402
It just doesn't
make any sense.
384
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,320
I mean, my dad was so sure
that Kernst was the Architect.
385
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,320
And my dad is just like me--
he doesn't make mistakes.
386
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,290
Hell, maybe Kernst
is just playing me.
387
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,616
Maybe this is all just
one big long con.
388
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,923
But why?
389
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,537
Something just doesn't add up.
390
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,166
What's the play here?
What's the fucking play?
391
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,098
Oh, my God.
392
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,852
MacGruber! Did you just toot?
393
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,272
Nice try, Vic,
but you know as well as I do
394
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,401
that whoever smelt it
dealt it.
395
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,398
Whoever smelt it...
396
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,951
Dealt it.
397
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:08,290
Oh. My. God.
398
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,583
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
399
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,286
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
400
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,546
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
401
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,468
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
402
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,178
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
403
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,219
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
404
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,523
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
405
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,267
I know who The Architect is.
406
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,534
My own fucking father.
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