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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [BLANK_AUDIO] 2 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:26,634 [MUSIC] 3 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:40,679 [SOUND] 4 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:46,437 [SOUND] 5 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:56,437 [SOUND] 6 00:01:02,202 --> 00:01:12,967 [BLANK_AUDIO] 7 00:01:12,967 --> 00:01:22,967 [SOUND] 8 00:01:32,432 --> 00:01:33,182 >> Joe: Morning Earl. 9 00:01:33,182 --> 00:01:35,681 Hope I didn't wake you up. 10 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:38,369 >> Earl: What are you doing up there, Joe? 11 00:01:38,369 --> 00:01:40,073 >> Joe: I'm just putting the finishing touches on her. 12 00:01:40,073 --> 00:01:41,868 Ain't she a peach? 13 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,521 >> Earl: Well what the hell is it? 14 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,876 >> Joe: It's a subspace interstellar communications 15 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:46,881 array, of course! 16 00:01:46,881 --> 00:01:56,881 >> [MUSIC] 17 00:02:12,885 --> 00:02:22,885 [MUSIC] 18 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,654 [SOUND] 19 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:41,342 [MUSIC] 20 00:02:41,342 --> 00:02:42,977 [SOUND] 21 00:02:42,977 --> 00:02:52,977 [MUSIC] 22 00:03:12,139 --> 00:03:14,206 >> Speaker 3: And here we are, bottom of the 9th, 23 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,616 the Rangers down by two. 24 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:18,051 Thomas on third base, Gables on first, 25 00:03:18,051 --> 00:03:19,850 representing the tying run. 26 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:22,151 Johnson takes the plate, it's been a rough night for 27 00:03:22,151 --> 00:03:24,767 the Rangers, and you can tell that tempers are running hot. 28 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:27,230 Anderson's pitched a hell of a game this evening, but 29 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,386 he has not done well against Johnson allowing- 30 00:03:45,528 --> 00:03:46,811 >> Joe: This is Joe McNut. 31 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,521 Can anyone hear me please? 32 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,835 >> Joe: Hello, hello? 33 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:54,419 This is Earth, come in, over. 34 00:03:54,419 --> 00:03:56,220 >> Earl: Phil, what the hell you trying to do? 35 00:03:57,450 --> 00:03:59,370 >> Joe: Trying to contact me an alien race, Earl. 36 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:00,984 >> Earl: Well do you have to do it now? 37 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:10,498 >> Joe: I didn't know him. 38 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:12,034 I suppose not. 39 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:22,034 >> [SOUND] 40 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:28,841 >> Joe: Hello space, come in over. 41 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:30,931 This is Joe McNut. 42 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,278 To space. 43 00:04:33,278 --> 00:04:37,928 >> [SOUND] 44 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:42,112 [MUSIC] 45 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:52,112 [SOUND] 46 00:05:03,081 --> 00:05:11,305 [BLANK_AUDIO] 47 00:05:11,305 --> 00:05:12,830 >> Joe: Earl? 48 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:16,499 What did you do? 49 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:19,358 >> [MUSIC] 50 00:05:19,358 --> 00:05:23,827 >> Earl: Probably some damn airplane toilet dropped its 51 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:24,502 load. 52 00:05:24,502 --> 00:05:26,817 >> Joe: Then why are you taking your gun? 53 00:05:26,817 --> 00:05:29,632 >> Earl: Because whatever it is it's trespassing. 54 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:34,016 >> [MUSIC] 55 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:36,779 >> Earl: You coming? 56 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:41,566 >> [SOUND] >> Joe: One small step for, 57 00:05:41,566 --> 00:05:43,684 well wait up Earl. 58 00:05:43,684 --> 00:05:45,326 Hold on Earl, wait for me. 59 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:55,326 >> [MUSIC] 60 00:06:23,414 --> 00:06:28,761 >> Joe: This dang thing pulverized itself a cow. 61 00:06:28,761 --> 00:06:34,030 >> Earl: One cow, one bull. 62 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:37,080 >> Joe: Now what are the chances of that happening? 63 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:42,584 I've seen everything now. 64 00:06:42,584 --> 00:06:44,578 Except that, of course. 65 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:51,938 >> [MUSIC] 66 00:06:51,938 --> 00:06:54,278 >> Joe: Maybe you should poke it with a stick. 67 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:56,177 >> Earl: I ain't poking it with no stick. 68 00:06:56,177 --> 00:06:58,385 >> [BLANK_AUDIO] 69 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:05,925 [MUSIC] 70 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:06,575 >> Joe: That's it. 71 00:07:06,575 --> 00:07:08,323 Go on ahead, give her a good poke there. 72 00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:12,061 >> [MUSIC] 73 00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:13,856 >> Joe: What, do you want me to do it? 74 00:07:13,856 --> 00:07:22,058 >> [MUSIC] 75 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:32,058 [SOUND] 76 00:07:34,526 --> 00:07:44,526 [MUSIC] 77 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:55,893 >> Joe: I don't know why you thought you had to go poke it 78 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:56,637 with a stick. 79 00:07:56,637 --> 00:07:58,535 Get it all pissed off. 80 00:07:58,535 --> 00:08:00,950 >> Earl: Keep your voice down Joe. 81 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:03,260 >> Joe: Now I suppose we'll have one of them intergalactic 82 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,330 wars or something. 83 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,300 Whole damn planet will probably be taken over. 84 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,140 You and I'll be the first to go, but whatever. 85 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,780 >> Earl: I said keep your voice down. 86 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,720 Besides, there ain't no such thing as aliens. 87 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,190 >> Joe: Then why are we hiding in a hay stack? 88 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:18,789 >> Earl: Cuz whatever it is, it might be dangerous. 89 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,530 >> Joe: I think I understand. 90 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:25,124 You're a-feared of the unknown. 91 00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:26,705 >> Earl: I ain't no feared of the unknown. 92 00:08:26,705 --> 00:08:27,451 >> Joe: Yes, you is. 93 00:08:27,451 --> 00:08:28,283 >> Earl: No, I ain't. 94 00:08:28,283 --> 00:08:28,870 >> Joe: Yes, you is. 95 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:29,563 >> Earl: No, I ain't. 96 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:30,673 >> Joe: Yes, you is. 97 00:08:30,673 --> 00:08:31,937 >> Earl: Oh, now you all gone paranoid. 98 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:33,334 How many times I gotta to say it? 99 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:35,268 There ain't no such things as aliens! 100 00:08:35,268 --> 00:08:37,463 It's just you and me sitting on the porch and 101 00:08:37,463 --> 00:08:39,251 that's all it's ever going to be. 102 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:45,259 >> [SOUND] >> Joe: Look Carl. 103 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:45,910 >> Earl: Aliens! 104 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:57,385 >> [MUSIC] 105 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,008 [SOUND] 106 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:09,349 [MUSIC] 107 00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:22,168 [MUSIC] 108 00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:47,129 >> Speaker 4: Is this your property? 109 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,774 >> Earl: Yes ma'am, me and my brother Joel. 110 00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:52,142 >> Speaker 4: I'm special agent Carlisle, with the NC66. 111 00:09:52,142 --> 00:09:54,861 Over the past several months we've been monitoring 112 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,952 the deteriorating orbit of geostationary meteorological 113 00:09:57,952 --> 00:09:59,875 satellite number 216B4C10. 114 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,928 >> Speaker 5: At 21:21 number 216B4C10 succumbed to 115 00:10:02,928 --> 00:10:05,200 the planet's gravitational pull and 116 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,259 we've since tracked its beacon to this location. 117 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,858 >> Speaker 4: We will now remove the satellite. 118 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,839 >> Speaker 5: Your cooperation, though mandatory, 119 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:12,717 is appreciated. 120 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:22,717 >> [MUSIC] 121 00:10:39,398 --> 00:10:45,062 >> Earl: Excuse me, what about my cow? 122 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,224 >> Speaker 4: Sorry? 123 00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:47,622 >> Earl: Whatever the hell that thing is. 124 00:10:47,622 --> 00:10:50,940 It crashed into my field and blew up my stud bull and 125 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:51,894 milking cow. 126 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:57,078 >> [BLANK_AUDIO] 127 00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:59,993 >> Speaker 5: We are not trained to respond to that. 128 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,379 >> Speaker 4: Your country thanks you. 129 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:11,379 >> [MUSIC] 130 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:28,291 >> Earl: I suppose that's the government for ya, Joe. 131 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:38,291 >> [MUSIC] 132 00:11:44,918 --> 00:11:46,740 >> Earl: Hey, you dropped this. 133 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,196 >> Joe: Throw it in the trash, Earl. 134 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:51,720 It's garbage. 135 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,191 >> Earl: You sure? 136 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:58,587 I mean, you never know when those aliens will come down and. 137 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:08,587 >> [BLANK_AUDIO] 138 00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:13,527 [SOUND] 139 00:12:13,527 --> 00:12:23,527 [BLANK_AUDIO] 140 00:12:25,502 --> 00:12:29,662 >> Earl: Makes you think though, doesn't it? 141 00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:31,774 >> Joe: About what? 142 00:12:31,774 --> 00:12:32,985 >> Earl: You know, about what's out there. 143 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:36,046 >> [BLANK_AUDIO] 144 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:42,051 >> Earl: Here we are, sitting on this porch night after night, 145 00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:47,805 drinking the same beers, never leaving this town. 146 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:52,082 >> [MUSIC] 147 00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:56,895 >> Earl: And one day, out of the blue, smack, 148 00:12:56,895 --> 00:13:02,170 here comes a goddamn weather satellite. 149 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:08,490 Crashes into your field and 150 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:10,250 turns your best bull into hamburger. 151 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,920 And you realize we're not just sitting on this porch in 152 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:24,490 the middle of this field, 153 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:28,780 we are sitting on a front seat of a planet. 154 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,210 That is shooting its way all across space. 155 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:41,283 And who knows, maybe even time. 156 00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:47,839 >> [MUSIC] 157 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:49,058 >> Earl: In a way, Joel, 158 00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:52,055 >> [MUSIC] 159 00:13:52,055 --> 00:13:56,396 >> Earl: You and me, we are astronauts. 160 00:13:56,396 --> 00:14:00,822 >> [MUSIC] 161 00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:02,454 >> Joe: Yeah. 162 00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:06,262 >> [BLANK_AUDIO] 163 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,161 >> Joe: I guess we is, ain't we? 164 00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:18,161 >> [MUSIC] 165 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:28,296 >> Joe: Hey Earl, that was awful good cow meat. 166 00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,428 >> Earl: Yeah, it wasn't half bad. 167 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:36,256 Course it was probably crawling with radioactivity. 168 00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:40,576 >> [MUSIC] 169 00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:42,680 >> Joe: Hey Earl. 170 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,485 >> Earl: Lord what now? 171 00:14:43,485 --> 00:14:47,040 >> Joe: [LAUGH] 172 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:51,641 Sure is one nice night. 173 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,926 >> Earl: Yeah, it is, isn't it? 174 00:14:53,926 --> 00:15:03,926 >> [MUSIC] 175 00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:46,700 >> Joe: Hello, hello, this is Earth, come in, over. 11088

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