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♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo
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♪ Yeh-heah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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Mmmm.
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Hm.
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Oh, just eat one already!
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There's only ever
one chip worth eating.
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Besides, if this is too boring,
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you could be practicing
your magic.
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Fine!
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What are we learning today?
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Why don't you pick one?
Pick anything.
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And my mom would
be cool with that?
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Yes, there's a lot I do
that your mom isn't cool with.
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Well, how cool would she be
with this?
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The table of contents?
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A thrilling choice.
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Why is that in the middle?
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- Ehhh?
- Pedestrian.
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- Ehh?
- Boring.
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The perfect chip.
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What's this?!
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- Oh, no, no.
- Hey, you said anything.
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It's the most dangerous
chapter in the book.
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It shouldn't even be in there.
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Your mom would
totally freak out.
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Okay, okay, you sold me.
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I wanna read that.
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Oh, I don't know, Star.
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It could taint you.
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Perfect chip!
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Unlock it.
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Hostage-taking.
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Classic Butterfly.
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Unlock it or else.
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- You wouldn't.
- Uh-uh-uh.
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Okay, okay.
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Chip.
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Okay, so...
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- Yes, yes, but, um...
- Hey!
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This wasn't the deal.
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Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
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But you're without
your bargaining chip.
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Fine. I am standing here.
Open it.
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Now, I'm going to show you,
for a split second.
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Bureaucracy of Magic.
Yes, this is he.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Kind of a bad time.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Are you listening to me?
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- You're busy right now.
- This is not a good time.
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This is the worst time.
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- Star, I'll be right back.
- Just hang up.
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Don't turn the page.
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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Oh, hi, Mr. Glossaryck.
Sir?
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Sean. Oh.
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Sorry. The transporter's
on the fritz today.
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But there's free muffins
in the lobby.
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Look, Sean, I was
in the middle of something,
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and it was of
ultra cosmic importance.
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Yeah, but you see,
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the Magic High Commission
wants to see you, too, and...
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Uh, is everything all right?
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I don't know.
Is everything all right?
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Did you get on the right flight?
Are you running late?
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Are you cracked,
are you confused?
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Are you mad?
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Oh, Mr. Glossaryck,
you're so crazy.
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But you still have to go up and
see the Magic High Commission.
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Hand me your radio.
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Radio's on the fritz, too.
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You're gonna have to go up.
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Very well.
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Great. Up the elevator,
all the way to the top.
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Wait, wait, wait.
No magic in the building.
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You'll have to walk.
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Fine.
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Have a magical day.
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Glossaryck.
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Glossaryck, Glossaryck,
Glossaryck.
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He is not waking up.
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Time to call Mom.
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Uh, never mind.
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Please step through
the magical detection machine.
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Oh, come on.
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Are you carrying any articles
of magic, sorcery,
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or occult objects
of a mystical nature?
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Uh... no.
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Just step this way, please.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Mr. Glossaryck.
Your turn.
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Wait. Hold on.
Are you kidding?
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That other guy
just walked right through.
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Technology, right?
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I miss the simpler days.
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I think we're done here.
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Have a magical...
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Sean, work with me, please.
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Cosmic ultra importance.
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That stays with me.
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Hello. Hold the elevator.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Glossaryck.
Which floor?
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We've done this.
Top floor.
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Uh, what's going on?
The elevator's not moving.
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Uh, elevator's
on the fritz, too.
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Sorry.
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But there's muffins
in the lobby.
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Which part of "cosmic
ultra importance"
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do you not understand?
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Now we have to stop on
every floor.
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Sean. Stairs.
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Hey, Star, check it out.
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I'm getting my first chest hair.
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It's pretty small,
but if you look at it
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in just the right light...
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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What's up with him?
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He's on the fritz.
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Wait a sec.
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Are you doing something
you're not supposed to?
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Glossaryck said
not to turn the page.
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But he didn't say you couldn't.
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Stairs are on the fritz, too.
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Now, now,
Mr. Glossaryck.
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No magic in the building.
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You're probably wondering
why you're here.
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Children, the only thing
I wonder
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is why you waste my time.
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Don't call me children.
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You're the children.
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I've got chest diamonds
bigger than you.
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Rhombulus.
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Rhombulus, you still mad
about my last visit?
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Excuse me, sorry.
Don't mean to be rude.
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Getting stronger, though,
huh? That's good.
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You always do this!
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So you bring me here
while I'm at work.
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Doing my job.
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Yes, Glossaryck.
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That's exactly what
we're here to talk about.
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My liege.
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The commission
has discovered a problem.
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Something somewhere
is sapping the power of magic
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from the universe.
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Yes, that would explain
the fritz.
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That's what I've been saying.
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Hey, the time-out corner
is not on the fritz.
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Stupid Glossaryck.
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Stupid time out.
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Omnitraxus has been
searching for the leak's cause.
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Omnitraxus, what have
you learned?
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Hello!
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Omni?
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Can you hear me?
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- Check the inputs.
- You out.
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Yeah, whatever.
I'll crystallize myself.
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Would you miss me? No.
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Whatever's causing it,
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I want everyone
to be on their toes.
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Especially Star.
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I need you to accelerate
her training.
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Yeah... no.
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Why all the riddles?
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You were always very direct
when you were training me.
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Well, it finally happened.
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Every queen wants to tell me
how to do my job.
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"My training was different."
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You know what Glossaryck hears?
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Me-me-me-me-me!
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"I'm going to pull my mentor
away from his job
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so I can be in
the spotlight again."
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The only Butterfly
to leave me be
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was your great-great-great
great-great-great-great great-grandmother,
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Eclipsa, the queen of darkness,
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whose chapter, coincidentally,
you left Star alone with
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when you pulled me into
this wonderland of red tape.
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Turn the page, turn the page!
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I'm gonna turn the page.
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Turn the page, Marco!
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You all did this because
you don't trust me,
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and what's worse,
you don't trust Star.
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My queen. My queen,
your training was different
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because Star is different.
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You have to have faith in her
to make choices
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that are best for her.
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And my job
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is to train Star to be a queen.
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Oh!
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- So?
- Yeah.
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You read the whole thing?
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Yeah.
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And?
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It wasn't all that.
I mean, I get it.
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Power of darkness,
forces of evil,
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eternal suffering,
blah, blah, blah.
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But honestly, didn't
really affect me that much.
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- Just wasn't my thing.
- Yes!
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But Marco, on the other hand.
Yikes.
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Luckily, there's a
spell to fix that.
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Oh, Minnesota.
Fancy.
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Okay, you got this.
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Today is the day.
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Hey, Marco.
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Today is the day for what?
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Oh, uh...
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Today is the day...
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I was going to
ask you a question.
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Okay.
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Jackie, I was wondering
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if you'd like to go out
and get me some paper towels
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for Marco's sweaty pits.
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- Uh...
- No, no, no, no!
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That is not what I meant to say.
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What I meant to say is,
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the sweat is gushing
down Marco's back
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like a waterfall.
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Now it's crossing the border
into Marco's undies.
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Aaaah!
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Okay, well, Jackie
is going to go now
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and get Marco some paper towels
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for his wet body.
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That was so stupid!
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Hey, hey, now, Marco.
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It's not that big a deal.
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I heard what happened.
Everyone's talking about it.
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Well, looks like you should
just give up on dating forever.
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Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
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I'm not gonna let
being tongue-tied stop me.
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Pen me.
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Jackie, will you
go out with me Friday night?
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Hey, uh, Jackie.
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Oh, hey, there you are.
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I got your paper towels.
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Oh, uh...
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Thanks. Here's
some paper for you.
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"Marco can't grow
hair on his chin,
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but he can on his back"?!
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- Ha!
- What?!
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Bro, my jacket.
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Oh, sorry, Chet.
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No worries. It's just
a material possession.
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Marco thinks Chet
should punch him.
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What? - No, no, no. I mean,
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if Marco were Chet,
he'd totally punch Marco.
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It's just a jacket, dude.
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Marco would lose
all respect for Chet
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if Chet didn't punch Marco.
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Don't... don't make me
do this, bro.
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What happened in there?
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I don't know what got into me.
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00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:16,440
Every time I'm around Jackie,
266
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,410
I keep blurting out
the wrong thing.
267
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,250
Every night when
Marco goes to sleep,
268
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,520
he shapes his pillow in the form
of Jackie Lynn Thomas.
269
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,950
And kisses it good night.
270
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,320
Did you say something?
271
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,090
Marco, what's happening?
272
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,760
Wait. Let's see
where this goes.
273
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,170
Hello.
274
00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,550
Oh, you made
a little Marco Junior.
275
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,350
'Sup, Marco Junior?
276
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,550
Janna, that's not his hand.
That's...
277
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:57,950
Oh, oh, oh.
278
00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,690
Marco Diaz covers the mirror
when he showers,
279
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,360
because, because, because,
280
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,560
because Marco is ashamed
of his own body!
281
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,860
Oh, it's so adorable.
282
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,630
Are you crazy?!
283
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,870
How am I ever gonna
ask out Jackie like this?
284
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,970
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
285
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,640
Did any of you get
the English homework assignment?
286
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,840
Marco thinks...
287
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,570
Oh, I can show you, Jackie.
Come with me.
288
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:23,310
That's it. I remember
where I've seen you before.
289
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,580
Hey, where'd you get
my combination?
290
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,050
From your diary.
291
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,720
What is that stuff?
292
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,390
Just some of my personal things.
293
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,260
I've seen Marco Junior
somewhere before.
294
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,430
Stop calling it that!
295
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,830
Here. The Naysaya.
296
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:44,060
"The Naysay grows out of
the neck of its victim."
297
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:47,170
Yes, that is Naysaya
when Naysaya was younger.
298
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,400
"It reveals itself when
the afflicted"
299
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,410
attempts to woo their true love,
300
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,010
exposing the victim's
deepest, darkest secrets
301
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,840
"for all to hear."
302
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,410
And to judge.
303
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,080
What the heck is that thing?
304
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,750
Oh, that's a demon.
305
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,620
The Naysaya is
a total demon curse.
306
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,620
A demon.
307
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:10,120
Dude, I'm so sorry.
308
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,590
I totally put that curse on you
309
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,630
to prevent you from
asking out Star.
310
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,460
Why would you do
something like that?
311
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,900
That was before
we started hanging out.
312
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,040
You haven't asked out a girl
since the Blood Moon Ball?
313
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,100
That's way more embarrassing
than that thing on your neck.
314
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,640
How do I get rid of it?
315
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,540
Just let it run its course.
316
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,880
Once it's shouted all your
worst, most shameful secrets,
317
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,450
it'll wear off.
318
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,750
And how long will that take?
319
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,150
It depends.
How insecure are you?
320
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,780
Oh, no.
321
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,490
Good luck, dude.
322
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,660
Marco?
What did Tom say?
323
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:49,460
Tom says Marco will have Naysaya
for the rest of his life,
324
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,830
because, because, because
Marco is so insecure.
325
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,500
You should get back to school.
326
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,600
You're missing class.
327
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,670
Well, aren't you coming, too?
328
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,910
I won't be going
to school anymore.
329
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:03,580
What?
330
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,680
Marco, it's just a demon curse.
331
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:13,090
Don't let Naysaya keep you
from what you want.
332
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,790
Okay.
333
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,760
The door is cutting off
the circulation to my finger,
334
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,590
so I better get going.
Ooh, tingly.
335
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,700
She's a good friend.
336
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,370
All right, dude,
what do you want
337
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,670
what do you want
to keep your mouth shut?
338
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,370
What?
339
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:31,370
What do you want?
340
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,680
Marco wants to know
what Naysaya wants?
341
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,550
But no one has ever
asked what Naysaya wants.
342
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:41,320
Well, dude, it's your lucky day.
What do you want?
343
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,520
May Naysaya have
whatever he pleases?
344
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,150
As long as you let me
ask Jackie out,
345
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,550
you can have whatever you want.
346
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,290
Then Naysaya would like...
347
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,630
cereal.
348
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,330
Seriously?
349
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,900
You can have cereal.
350
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,700
But... but...
351
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,530
Naysaya would like
to enjoy cereal
352
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:03,640
in Naysaya's own mouth.
353
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,040
Ahhhh.
354
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,880
Will... will...
will it hurt?
355
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,950
Just make sure you chew
with your teeth.
356
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:18,920
Some more.
357
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,720
Some more.
358
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:26,490
Some more!
359
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,600
Okay, so you promise
to keep your mouth shut, right?
360
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,870
Naysaya is in your corner.
361
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,310
That is so cute, you guys.
362
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:46,950
Hey, Jackie.
363
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,680
Look. Is that Marco?
364
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,250
He's going for it.
365
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,920
Hey, Marco.
Are you cold?
366
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,420
What's going on here
with the scarf?
367
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:57,220
Oh, you know, sometimes I...
368
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,560
ski to school.
369
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,730
No way! I snowboard.
Awesome!
370
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:05,370
Yeah, yeah, there's probably
a lot of stuff
371
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,230
you don't know about me.
372
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,600
That's why I thought
it would be cool
373
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,610
if we, uh, if we,
if you and I, if we...
374
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,240
went on a...
375
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,440
Oh, oh, oh,
this is the Jacqueline
376
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,650
Marco practiced asking out
in the mirror. Oh!
377
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:22,780
Marco even pretend-kissed you
with his own... reflection.
378
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,950
Naysaya, you promised
you wouldn't do that.
379
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,720
What's a promise?
380
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,320
Look, I gotta go home.
381
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,390
You're... you're
really confusing me.
382
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,760
Jackie, wait!
383
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:39,570
It's not me saying this stuff.
384
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,470
It's him.
385
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,070
Greetings, Jacqueline.
386
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:46,440
That is disgusting.
387
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,440
Is that a British accent?
388
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,150
Jackie, there's nothing
I can do.
389
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:54,010
Got this curse thing on my neck.
390
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,780
But I'd still like to ask...
391
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,290
Marco hasn't taken a bath
392
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:00,990
since he saw that shark movie.
393
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,790
He's right.
394
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,690
I haven't taken a bath
since I saw that shark movie.
395
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,800
I mean, I take showers.
396
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,800
I'm just afraid of the tub.
397
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,530
Oh, oh, oh, and Marco wears...
398
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,340
I wear ballet shoes
around the house.
399
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,800
And he never held hands...
400
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,210
I never held hands with a girl.
401
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,340
- So I practiced with Ferguson.
- And, and, and...
402
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,340
I always sit
when I go to the bathroom
403
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,210
What? Come on,
there's ladies in the house.
404
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:28,120
I cry when it rains.
405
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,190
I still got my wubbie
and his name is Esteban.
406
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,790
Until last week, I thought
that the state of mind
407
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,790
was between Nebraska and Kansas.
408
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,620
I'm a straight-A student,
409
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:40,390
and I've still got no idea
how to do long division.
410
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,700
Go ahead, someone
yell out a division.
411
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,800
724 divided by 7.
412
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,130
I got no idea.
Get a calculator.
413
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,700
Yes, but Marco...
414
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,140
I filled a notebook
with my first name
415
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,840
and your last name,
416
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,010
because I couldn't decide
which looked better...
417
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,880
Marco Diaz Lynne Thomas,
418
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,010
or Marco Lynne Thomas Diaz.
419
00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:01,720
- Oh, oh...
- Oh, yeah, and another thing.
420
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,650
I kept this drawing
you made of the moon.
421
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,550
I pulled it out of
the trash in art class.
422
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,820
That's supposed to be
a watermelon.
423
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,690
Oh, really?
Looks like a moon.
424
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:15,930
Well, your watermelon reminds
me of my biggest fear of all...
425
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:18,600
that we're all alone
on this tiny blue marble,
426
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,100
floating in the infinite
expanse of the universe,
427
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,170
ripped from the center,
428
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:26,010
and ejected out into a black
void for no reason at all.
429
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:29,010
Players on the stage
of the absurd.
430
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:32,350
Wow, that was
really... deep.
431
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,180
So there it is, Jackie Lynne.
432
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,180
That's it.
433
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,350
That's all my insecurities.
You know everything now.
434
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:41,720
Unless I left anything out.
435
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,930
No, Marco, that's...
436
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,760
everything.
437
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,100
I still think it'd be
really great
438
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,900
if we hung out Friday night.
439
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,900
Whoo!
440
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,140
You know, a group of us are all
going to a movie Friday night.
441
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,800
You should totally come.
442
00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:01,240
That would be awesome.
443
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,410
Cool. Well, see you then.
444
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,880
You did it, you did it,
you did it, you did it!
445
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,980
You did it, you did it!
446
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,250
You know who to call
when you get divorced, Marco.
447
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,890
So, curse fulfilled, right?
448
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,920
How's this work? You just kinda
dry up, flake off?
449
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,790
You know, Naysaya has never
been to the movies.
450
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,230
Ah!
451
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,570
Don't open the door.
It's not the milkman.
452
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:37,340
Oh, Marco's very nervous
right now.
453
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,980
After the movie, you gotta go.
454
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:44,790
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
455
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,420
♪ That's saying something
456
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,660
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
457
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:52,630
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
458
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:56,760
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
459
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:59,000
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
460
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,770
♪ You haven't met
461
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:04,770
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
462
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:08,740
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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