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You know the Kray twins?
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Who would you back in a
fight, Gaz, Reggie or Ronnie?
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Ooh. Fists or weapons?
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Fists.
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Is Ronnie on or off his meds?
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Oh, erm, he's on.
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God, has someone died?
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No, but it's early.
You the new sprog?
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- The what?
- Told you, didn't I?
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Hello, love. It's Miss Gill, right?
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Yeah. Told him what?
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Why would you want
to be a prison officer?
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Cos I'm really good at
shutting up dickheads.
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Jackie Stokes. That's Gary,
Ali, and Don. Welcome to Hell.
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All right?
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Fantastic. Here, this means
we can unlock, now, Jax, right?
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Yeah, hopefully, yeah.
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We haven't had enough staff to
let the lads out the last few days.
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Right, but I were
told to come in early
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to get an induction from
the Supervising Officer?
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- It won't go under, Michael.
- It will, Miss.
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Well, it might have if you
hadn't stuck the pages together.
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That weren't me. It's rented.
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- If you could just give it a nudge...
- It's contraband.
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Oh, haven't you got more important
things to do, Miss Henry?
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I'd have to go Ron.
He was heavier.
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Yeah, but Reg was cleverer.
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Yeah, but Ron was madder,
even when he was medicated,
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and neither of them
were that bastard bright
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or they wouldn't have died in prison.
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Nothing that can't wait.
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We gonna get out today, Miss?
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I hope so. Can you
pass us some tissue?
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- I'm not touching it without gloves.
- Hey. You sound like my wife.
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- What have we got here?
- Here. Look lively.
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Right, quick, sprog, pick a
number between one and 20.
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- Why? 10?
- Quick.
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Morning, Boss.
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OK? Yeah, that chap
we're having overnight...
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Dolby?
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Yeah, he's gonna
be late, van got lost.
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Oh, erm...
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I'm Rose. Gill. New probationer.
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- Are you chewing gum?
- No.
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Which could be used to
make a key or block a lock?
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I mean, I know training's
short... Yeah, look, honest I was...
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Men have been behind their doors
for two days, we need to unlock.
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I know, but...
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Did leave your phone
in your locker, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Right. Come on, Swiss.
Feeding time at the zoo.
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Unlock Ones and Twos.
We'll get to all of you,
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so there's no need for
banging. Cue banging.
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Does get a bit lively when
they haven't been out for a while.
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- It's OK to be scared, yeah?
- I'm not scared.
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- Sprog.
- Yeah, always know where the alarms are.
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So start off there, OK?
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Sorry, Miss.
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Morning.
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All right, lads,
there's no need to run.
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Morning, Michael.
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Put some trousers on!
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Yeah. All right, all right.
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You, you, then you.
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Miss Henry?
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Governor Cahill?
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Oh, I won't. You've got a transfer
arriving on an overnight stay?
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Van's late, but yes.
Dolby, we're babysitting.
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Well, let's make sure
he's looked after, please.
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Any enemies that we know of?
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- Oh, I know, there's a smell.
- Call the Works Department.
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Yeah, I have,
but... Yeah, will do.
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Oh, and Mr Ray will visit later.
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Mr...?
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Simon Ray. New Governor
Grade overseeing staffing,
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including the
Custodial Manager post,
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so he's keen to see
how C Wing is running.
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You'll like him, Leigh.
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And he needs to like you.
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Hard man! You talking to me?
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Aye, always talking shit to
anybody. I'll chop you in half there.
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Oi! You two! Pack it in!
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Hey, hey! We only just got out, man.
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- We only just got out.
- Give it a rest!
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We only just got out, man.
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Was that the Number 1?
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We need to run the
model wing today, Jax.
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All right.
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Miss Stokes? Just give
us a minute, love, all right?
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What the fuck is that, Yogi?
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Oh, has it always
been that shape?
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Hey, hey! Calm
down. Do not resist.
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Everyone, back in your cells.
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Lock down the ones and twos.
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Look at her.
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I mean I'm all for equality... well,
actually, that's bollocks, I'm not...
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what's she gonna
do when it kicks off?
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Like, they're
putting us all at risk
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for the sake of
political correctness.
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This used to be a
man's job for a reason.
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You used to have to go to
the gym every day for a reason.
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What number did you pick, Sprog?
Erm, ten, but I don't know why.
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You had 18. What was Swiss?
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- Six. Jax had 19...
- What were it for? And why "Swiss"?
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It's a bet, you know, how many
minutes before it all kicked off.
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Before the alarm, actually.
Anyone back 'em to make it past 20?
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- Me. Easy to be cynical.
- Oh, I didn't know what...
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Prisons aren't full of bad people,
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they're full of people
who've done bad things.
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- Keep Yogi behind his door for now.
- Any idea what it was over, Boss?
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They both do Thursday Home Ec.
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Yogi says he saw
Minto taking the piss
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out of his lemon drizzle cake
through the window during bang-up.
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One landing at a time, yeah?
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We're unlocking again?
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You got something better to do?
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- No, but when do I get my induction?
- What do you wanna know?
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Well, I don't know
what I don't know, so...
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It's Cat B prison, four main wings
holding a thousand adult males.
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C Wing takes prisoners
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doing anything from a
three weeks to five years,
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plus those nobody
else wants. OK?
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I could have got all
that on the internet.
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Exactly, you'll be able to get
the whole qualification there soon.
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Could you re-read PSO
1600 while you're online?
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Once you've drawn your
baton, you've already lost.
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Do you know what? I'm thinking
of getting me a bit of a heroin habit.
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00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,733
You know, shift a few
pounds for the beach?
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00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:05,933
I've been in the job 20 years,
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00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,601
what does Governor
Ray think he'll see
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- that isn't in my record?
- Your tits?
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Look, all you can do is show him
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you're the best
masochist for the job,
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which you know you are.
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00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:22,013
So did you end up, er,
stopping over again last night?
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Well, by the time I'd
written up the ACCTS...
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00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:27,413
Yeah, no, I get it. But, you
know, if they ever catch you...
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Who's gonna catch me?
I'm in charge, for now.
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You know what'll happen if I don't
get Custodial Manager, Jax. I'm out.
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They can get two gum-chewing
robots for one pain-in-the-arse like me.
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Look, fuck that. Right?
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We make today as dull as
my sex life and then tonight,
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you and me finally have
that drink to celebrate, eh?
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Thank you.
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Good morning, Mr
Dolby and Mr Bilal.
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I'm SO Henry and
this is Miss Stokes.
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Everyone on C Wing
starts with a clean slate.
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I don't care what
you did out there,
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only what you do in here.
You behave and you'll be fine.
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Fuck about, and we'll be
all over you like scabies.
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- So, my advice...
- Keep it.
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Fine.
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00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:25,093
So I'm not talking
about the prison years,
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I'm talking about when they
actually ran the East End and that.
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- Are you left-handed?
- Are you trying to put me off?
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No, cos, erm, left-handers
die about three years earlier
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than right-handers, you
know. That's a true fact.
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So how long have
you got left now, then?
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What, in hours or in minutes?
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00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:44,371
Hey, do you know what
I've missed the most?
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Shot!
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What's up?
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Are you OK?
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- Do I know you, Miss?
- No.
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What's your first name?
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- You're thinking of someone else...
- Where are you from?
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She said you're
wrong, fella, so jog on.
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Never tell 'em
anything about yourself.
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Especially not this parasite.
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Mr Campbell. Miss...?
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You already know
her name, Google.
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Cloudy today, Miss Gill.
60% chance of rain after tea.
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Prick's obsessed with the
weather, never goes outside.
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- You got a boyfriend?
- Mr Campbell?
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Boss wants you, Sprog.
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- This is Miss...
- Gill.
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Miss Gill, she'll be
your Key Worker.
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- I haven't had Key Worker training.
- Well, you learn by doing.
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Right, but I'm actually supposed
to be shadowing someone.
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OK.
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Come on.
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Will I get a single, Miss?
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- I can't share, cos I'm claustrophobic.
- You're in prison.
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Fucking nightmare, innit, Miss?
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00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:18,815
Mr Shah, no kick-offs or
fuck-ups today, okay?
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- Okay, boss. Okay.
- Okay?
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"Yes. Yes, boss."
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We've got a visitor coming
and he might want a tour,
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so get all the cleaners at it,
extra wombles out here.
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Oh, and I don't want to see any
zombies off their heads on spice.
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- What, ever?
- No, not...
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Well, yes, preferably,
but especially not today.
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Who's coming?
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Works Department.
"Persistent foul odour."
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- That'll be the Albanians.
- Perfect timing. Follow me.
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- What are you after?
- Looking for a single.
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00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:02,725
Oh, could be your lucky day.
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00:14:03,185 --> 00:14:06,598
Don't tell me: the ring is
to stop women bothering you.
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00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:11,568
What about 82 on the threes?
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00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,934
No. I can sense
you're about to ask why
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and if you start asking
that, you're fucked.
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00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:18,699
Miss Henry says 82
is out of action, so...
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What, we can't question her?
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00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:23,613
Well, if you want, but
only cons get answers.
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00:14:23,638 --> 00:14:25,941
Now, you could
try it on with her.
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We used to think she was
a bit of a crack-snacker.
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Now we reckon she's
a nun or something,
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living in the community.
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She don't talk about
anything else but work.
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Who's the cell for?
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New remand is claustrophobic.
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Is he fuck. He's after a single.
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Listen, Sprog. You've got
the whole wing sizing you up,
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trying to work out whether
you're gonna be a hard bitch
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or a soft touch and
whether they can turn you.
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How do you think most of the
drugs, tech, takeaways get in here?
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- Is it... chucked over the wall?
- Officers.
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And you'd best decide
which sort you're gonna be,
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because if you give this lot an
inch, they won't just take a mile,
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they'll take you halfway
round the fucking world
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and you'll be finished
before you've even started.
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- Can I have a word, Boss?
- Do I look like a mental health nurse?
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Trust no one.
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- Including you?
- Better.
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Stick him in with one
of the benefit frau...
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Sorry, sorry, asylum seekers.
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And remember, they put
themselves behind these doors.
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Miss?
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I fucked up my menu sheet, Miss.
I meant to order chicken
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but I ticked
vegetarian by accident.
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I won't eat it, and
canteen's not until Friday.
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00:15:57,235 --> 00:15:59,875
Will you have a word
with the kitchen for me, please?
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- Name's Caplan.
- Erm, no. Sorry.
238
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:08,561
Mr Bilal, come with me please.
239
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,955
You have got to dress
properly on the landing.
240
00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,355
Go back to your cell and change.
241
00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:31,125
Who's the new man?
242
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:34,641
That depends. Have
you got any coffee?
243
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:37,235
You can have whatever's left.
244
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:40,275
Familiar, is he?
Was you in the army?
245
00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:44,355
Name's Dolby.
246
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:48,515
He's here from a C Cat on a
lie-down for his mum's funeral.
247
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,635
Can't cope on the out, can they,
248
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:55,195
no one telling 'em when to
have a shit or get a haircut.
249
00:16:55,235 --> 00:16:58,635
Most of 'em say they felt safer
in Iraq than they do in here.
250
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:13,325
- We've got shit.
- Well, keep looking.
251
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:16,435
- Miss Henry, can I talk to you?
- No, we've got shit.
252
00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:21,635
It's not human or
rodent, beyond that.
253
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:26,275
Well, I should report this. Have
you been cleaning properly?
254
00:17:35,995 --> 00:17:39,235
Why did he say "told you"
when I came in the office?
255
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,675
Oh. Yeah, cos he said
256
00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:44,515
the new probationer would
be a girl... woman, you know
257
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,675
- and you make it 50-50 if you stay...
- If I stay?
258
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:49,555
Yeah, cos half of all new
recruits leave in the first two years.
259
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,955
That's a true fact.
260
00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:53,515
Most do this for their CV,
261
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:57,315
then apply for the
police for better pay.
262
00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:58,555
Erm, why are you doing it?
263
00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:01,955
Just making my way
through the Shit Jobs List...
264
00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:04,595
call centre, phone
shop, estate agents.
265
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:07,355
Every single one of
them's got a cock like him.
266
00:18:08,635 --> 00:18:12,435
Gaz is all right. You
know, he's got your back.
267
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:13,778
I bet he's the sort of bloke
268
00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:16,675
that wears the collar
up on his polos, in't he?
269
00:18:16,715 --> 00:18:20,475
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I do that. He is, yeah.
270
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:26,355
- Is that your real watch?
- Yeah.
271
00:18:26,395 --> 00:18:29,995
Yeah, you need to get
yourself a proper one, you know,
272
00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,555
cos prison's like Vegas,
you know, there's no clocks.
273
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:33,595
Right.
274
00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:39,275
Is that why the SO hates me,
because she thinks I won't stay?
275
00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:41,435
Could be anything, to be honest.
276
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:44,835
I mean, no one really
knows Miss Henry, you know.
277
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,955
People say that she
prefers the prisoners to us
278
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,675
but to be fair, you know, a
lot of these guys are all right,
279
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,795
although I'm into true
crime and that, so...
280
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:53,995
Is that why you're here?
281
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:56,195
Plus there's
hardly any training,
282
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,395
you don't need qualifications
and... exciting, innit?
283
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,715
- Does anyone understand that?
- Yeah, it's time for roll-count.
284
00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:08,195
- Right.
- Skanky minger.
285
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:09,995
What did you say?
286
00:19:10,035 --> 00:19:11,795
Skanky minger.
287
00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:14,675
Right, you can be my first
nicking. How do I nick him?
288
00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:17,155
You don't. He's new in,
probably don't speak English.
289
00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:19,915
They'll have just told him what to
say and lied about what it means.
290
00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:21,120
Just don't let them
see that you're rattled.
291
00:19:21,145 --> 00:19:22,293
I'm not fucking rattled.
292
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,275
Go on, then.
293
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,235
Here, someone's
burgled my toilet seat.
294
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:33,155
Oh, fella. How are you
burning that without a lighter?
295
00:19:33,195 --> 00:19:37,274
Hey, I'm the victim here.
Registered disabled.
296
00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:38,374
Right, come on, let's go.
297
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:39,407
Boss?
298
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:41,368
Listen, I'm coming back, OK?
299
00:19:42,155 --> 00:19:44,995
- Yeah, but boss, I need...
- Deep breath. That's it, hold on there.
300
00:19:45,035 --> 00:19:47,795
Miss Gill? Can I
have a word, please?
301
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:54,235
All right, love. Doing well.
Better? That's it. All right.
302
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:59,835
He's claustrophobic. Did you check
his Cell Sharing Risk Assessment?
303
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:03,515
You trust them till they give
you cause not to, all right?
304
00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:06,315
Now, find him a single
before I fucking report you. Go.
305
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:12,515
Pest Control, yes.
306
00:20:13,159 --> 00:20:16,915
Well, no, I need
someone now. I'll wait.
307
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:23,435
Google's loo seat got
jacked. Is works still about?
308
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:24,915
C Wing, yes. It is urgent.
309
00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,903
Did you say loo seat?
310
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,435
I know. Why would
anyone nick a loo seat?
311
00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:33,875
- Spin the wing.
- What?
312
00:20:33,915 --> 00:20:36,195
Spin them. Now.
313
00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:56,035
No-one steals a toilet seat,
314
00:20:56,075 --> 00:21:00,315
unless they need to make a
weapon fast. Someone is desperate.
315
00:21:00,355 --> 00:21:02,555
Yeah, you, to get this
job so you can stay here.
316
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,755
Let's just focus on
finding the thing, all right,
317
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,955
so this Ray bloke don't
turn up to a stabbing,
318
00:21:06,995 --> 00:21:09,435
we can go back to mothering
the fuckers tomorrow.
319
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:15,155
No posters on the outside walls.
320
00:21:15,195 --> 00:21:18,275
Why do the shit
jobs pay the shittest
321
00:21:18,315 --> 00:21:20,355
and the best jobs
pay the best, Swiss?
322
00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:24,755
Turn around, please. Top
half back on, bottom half off.
323
00:21:24,795 --> 00:21:26,195
Oh, come on, Boss.
324
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:28,155
You are allowed one kettle.
325
00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:32,035
What am I meant to cook in?
The same one I make coffee with?
326
00:21:32,075 --> 00:21:35,435
Boss? I'm sorry, your call is
important to us
327
00:21:35,475 --> 00:21:38,995
but all of our operators are
busy dealing with other customers.
328
00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:48,915
Oh, yes!
329
00:21:51,075 --> 00:21:54,629
Miss Gill, come on.
What are you doing?
330
00:21:56,395 --> 00:21:59,515
All right, on your feet, Caplan.
Come on, you know the drill.
331
00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:12,478
Fantastic.
332
00:22:12,955 --> 00:22:17,773
You never finished saying
what you've missed most.
333
00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:19,395
Carpets.
334
00:22:34,315 --> 00:22:36,995
It's the ones that you don't find
that you need to worry about.
335
00:22:37,035 --> 00:22:39,195
This is fuck-all like Vegas.
336
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:43,870
- Really, Childs?
- Miss Henry...
337
00:22:43,886 --> 00:22:44,571
Boss.
338
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,815
- We found an empty cell on the search.
- Where?
339
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,795
67 on the Twos, but the board
said it's empty for painting.
340
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,475
Yeah. Wing painter's job never
got filled, we ran out of paint.
341
00:22:52,515 --> 00:22:55,115
If I give it a clean,
can I put Bilal in there?
342
00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:59,115
We've got a zombie. Caplan,
again, completely fraggled.
343
00:22:59,155 --> 00:23:00,595
Isn't he already in debt?
344
00:23:00,635 --> 00:23:03,795
Word is, he had extra portions
of chicken to sell for spice.
345
00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:05,675
They sell their food?
Yeah. Fish is the money
346
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,235
but everything's
worth something.
347
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:09,670
Except those little brown biscuits,
bourbons, no one likes them.
348
00:23:09,695 --> 00:23:13,315
Where'd he get extra chicken
from? Today of all days.
349
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:14,543
It were me.
350
00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:21,755
I didn't believe Bilal
and I were wrong,
351
00:23:21,795 --> 00:23:26,675
so I trusted Caplan and I called
the kitchen. Look, I'm sorry.
352
00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:29,435
I'm really sorry. It's just,
there's so much to take in
353
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,595
and it never ends and it's the
longest I've been away from my phone
354
00:23:32,635 --> 00:23:33,635
since I was, like, ten.
355
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,195
Sort Bilal, now.
356
00:23:37,235 --> 00:23:40,475
Put him in that single.
And stay out of my sight.
357
00:23:43,795 --> 00:23:45,355
What do you want done with Caplan?
358
00:23:45,395 --> 00:23:46,795
And Childs.
359
00:23:46,835 --> 00:23:48,275
Hide him.
360
00:23:48,315 --> 00:23:50,148
- Where?
- Anywhere, just keep
361
00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:51,761
him out of the way till bang-up.
362
00:23:51,786 --> 00:23:54,795
I'll handle Childs. Roll-count.
363
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,355
Fucking hell.
364
00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:05,955
One month left on a three-stretch,
you've never been any trouble,
365
00:24:05,995 --> 00:24:08,475
so I have to ask myself,
what could make Steven Childs
366
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,515
need a weapon in such
a hurry that he'd do this?
367
00:24:17,955 --> 00:24:19,675
All I can come up with is,
368
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,080
I can't be the only one
who knows about Dolby.
369
00:24:28,277 --> 00:24:31,559
You're from Hull. Dolby
taught swimming in Hull.
370
00:24:31,584 --> 00:24:33,664
His name's not fucking Dolby.
371
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,115
It's Coleman.
372
00:24:40,572 --> 00:24:42,995
I haven't seen him since I was 11.
373
00:24:43,035 --> 00:24:46,475
I knew him straight away,
374
00:24:46,515 --> 00:24:48,035
smelt him.
375
00:24:49,515 --> 00:24:51,955
He can change his name
and he can run off to the army
376
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:54,435
but he can't change
what he is, or what he did.
377
00:24:56,399 --> 00:24:57,639
Did you know?
378
00:24:59,235 --> 00:25:01,017
That his past had
caught up with him?
379
00:25:06,195 --> 00:25:08,115
Did they give him a new name?
380
00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:12,355
Only a tiny number of
offenders get new identities.
381
00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:18,995
You know, I'm in here
because of what he did
382
00:25:19,512 --> 00:25:21,272
as much as he is.
383
00:25:23,435 --> 00:25:24,915
Fucking swimming.
384
00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:28,475
Shall I, shall I tell you
what he really taught me
385
00:25:28,515 --> 00:25:30,955
- about power and trust?
- If you like.
386
00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:34,995
Have you ever talked
about what happened to you?
387
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,075
I don't need to talk.
388
00:25:37,475 --> 00:25:40,155
I'm not going to punish you,
you're so close to release, but...
389
00:25:40,195 --> 00:25:41,675
But I weren't gonna hurt him.
390
00:25:41,715 --> 00:25:43,995
You need to stay behind
your door until he leaves us.
391
00:25:44,035 --> 00:25:45,755
No, I know, I know what I need.
392
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,715
I need five minutes
on my own with him.
393
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,955
Well, no, I was only gonna
use that to threaten him.
394
00:25:50,995 --> 00:25:53,155
I swear to you. I swear to
you! Please, Miss Henry.
395
00:25:55,704 --> 00:25:58,320
All right. If you'd asked me any
other day, then maybe.
396
00:25:58,345 --> 00:26:00,351
But I can't, Steven. I just can't.
397
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:02,075
Yeah, but you can trust me.
398
00:26:02,115 --> 00:26:05,755
No. It's not personal,
I just can't today.
399
00:26:25,555 --> 00:26:27,395
Oh!
400
00:26:27,435 --> 00:26:30,675
Oh, jeez.
401
00:26:50,915 --> 00:26:52,755
Oh, my God!
402
00:26:54,235 --> 00:26:57,075
- What? You OK?
- Look in there.
403
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,590
Ugh!
404
00:27:04,195 --> 00:27:06,515
What the fuck?
405
00:27:06,555 --> 00:27:07,635
I hate toads.
406
00:27:07,675 --> 00:27:10,475
It's not a toad. It's
an African bullfrog.
407
00:27:10,515 --> 00:27:14,555
Little fucker stinks. This whole
cell's gonna need fumigating.
408
00:27:16,955 --> 00:27:19,315
- Where am I going to put Bilal?
- You all right, mate?
409
00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:33,875
Go on.
410
00:27:40,115 --> 00:27:41,795
The only thing he
could use to keep afloat
411
00:27:41,835 --> 00:27:42,915
was the biggest package,
412
00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:45,755
so he's had to hang
on to a shit-ton of brown
413
00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:47,755
till the feds came and rescued him!
414
00:27:50,475 --> 00:27:52,315
Hey. You ever drink in The Crown?
415
00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:54,955
You don't fucking know me, OK?
416
00:27:56,755 --> 00:28:00,115
Are you coming in or going
out? Pick one and fucking move.
417
00:28:00,155 --> 00:28:02,595
All right, come.
418
00:28:02,635 --> 00:28:04,755
- Go!
- Miss Gill.
419
00:28:04,795 --> 00:28:07,555
We talk to the men on
this wing with respect.
420
00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,675
Why, because we're outnumbered?
421
00:28:09,715 --> 00:28:11,689
Because they've already
been judged, that's not your job.
422
00:28:11,714 --> 00:28:12,564
What is?
423
00:28:12,589 --> 00:28:13,589
Ms Henry?
424
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:17,035
- You've given me no help.
- Mr Ray?
425
00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,620
Anywhere more private?
426
00:28:54,058 --> 00:28:56,653
I was eight when you started here.
427
00:28:56,678 --> 00:29:01,478
Oh. I've probably spent
more of my life in prison...
428
00:29:04,517 --> 00:29:06,080
... than outside.
429
00:29:09,795 --> 00:29:13,626
You're in a somewhat
tricky position, aren't you,
430
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:19,395
given the vacant CM role effectively
makes your current one redundant.
431
00:29:19,435 --> 00:29:24,344
So if you don't get the job...
432
00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:26,345
Has a decision been made?
433
00:29:27,129 --> 00:29:31,129
Well, that's why I'm here.
Oh, no, not to deliver it.
434
00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:34,649
Sorry... today I simply wanted
to put a face to the name,
435
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:37,369
given that the job
appears to be yours to lose.
436
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:41,212
You seem to be
running a pretty tight ship.
437
00:29:43,089 --> 00:29:44,849
One thing.
438
00:29:44,889 --> 00:29:46,929
On your application
to join the service,
439
00:29:46,969 --> 00:29:50,809
in the background section
you've listed Father as Unknown
440
00:29:50,849 --> 00:29:54,409
and Mother, Ruth Henry, Deceased.
441
00:29:54,449 --> 00:29:59,944
But... I can't find
a birth certificate.
442
00:30:01,017 --> 00:30:02,849
Oh, maybe it got lost?
443
00:30:04,205 --> 00:30:05,685
I'll need a replacement copy
444
00:30:05,725 --> 00:30:08,345
in order to confirm your
appointment, vetting requirements etc.
445
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,923
Of course, yeah.
446
00:30:09,948 --> 00:30:13,313
Good. Soon as you like.
447
00:30:13,338 --> 00:30:15,018
I'm not entirely sure where...
448
00:30:15,058 --> 00:30:17,858
Between us, there
are those who'd prefer
449
00:30:17,898 --> 00:30:22,898
the more experienced staff to
make way now for a new generation.
450
00:30:22,938 --> 00:30:26,978
Oh, what's needed are
new ideas, not new people...
451
00:30:27,018 --> 00:30:31,538
As Custodial Manager, I'll finally
be able to make some changes,
452
00:30:31,578 --> 00:30:34,658
rather than just make
it through the day.
453
00:30:35,118 --> 00:30:36,558
Let's hope it works out.
454
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,423
Great to meet you, Leigh.
455
00:30:59,138 --> 00:31:01,098
Miss.
456
00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:19,258
I can't open me locker, Miss.
They ain't give me no key.
457
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,215
Charlie wasn't even in the Firm.
It's out of Reg and Ron.
458
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,320
Where's Miss Gill?
459
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,560
Er, I only just got back from
praying about a minute ago.
460
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,000
Just give me a
second, all right?
461
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,400
- Miss Gill. Have you seen her?
- No.
462
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,200
What's up?
463
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,320
Look, forget about
Rose bloody Gill.
464
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:09,008
Tell me about Governor Ray.
Right, what exactly did he say?
465
00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:12,440
He's not made a decision yet.
Apparently, the job's mine to lose.
466
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,960
OK, that's good. "Yours to lose",
I mean, that's fucking good, right?
467
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,760
Now, if this ain't cause
468
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,485
to finally get you out on the
lady petrol, I don't know what is.
469
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:24,360
- I can't now, I need to go home.
- Right, let's do that.
470
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,000
I've only waited seven years
for an invite round your gaff, so...
471
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,960
No, the kitchen still
isn't finished and...
472
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,759
Oh, will you fucking cheer up?
473
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:35,040
Look, all this Ray has done
is let you know he's watching,
474
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,446
so all we have to do is run the
wing exactly like we have today.
475
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,860
I'm not doing this job for him.
476
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,960
I forgot that today.
477
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,976
Follow me.
478
00:33:29,665 --> 00:33:30,665
Where to?
479
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,742
- Shower.
- I don't need a shower.
480
00:33:33,938 --> 00:33:35,586
Yes, you do.
481
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,360
What are you looking at?
482
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,960
You used to watch us in
the shower, Mr Coleman.
483
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,240
You're trying to remember
me. But you don't, do you?
484
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,360
The Chief Screw's out there.
485
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,600
You, you said that I
was your favourite,
486
00:35:01,305 --> 00:35:03,080
but you don't even...
487
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:14,080
How can you not
remember, when to me, you...
488
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,160
What do you want?
489
00:35:24,842 --> 00:35:26,522
I didn't tell anyone.
490
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,720
Not even my dad.
491
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,440
Then when I where 18,
I made myself tell him.
492
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,640
He wouldn't believe me.
493
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,680
He's never looked at
me the same way again.
494
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,440
I said, what do you want?
495
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,760
For you to admit
that it happened.
496
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,800
Of course I
remember you, Steven.
497
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,960
Out you come now, please.
498
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,135
So, what did he want from you?
499
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,040
Just wanted to know
if I remembered him.
500
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,600
And?
501
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,960
Said I did, though.
502
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
And a deal's a deal, right?
503
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,880
- So when do I get my biscuits?
- Later.
504
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,000
Need some assistance
down here now!
505
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,600
And I don't want
fucking Bourbons!
506
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,160
- Clear the landings.
- Behind your doors!
507
00:37:38,712 --> 00:37:41,287
Ignore them, OK, keep looking
at me. Keep looking at me.
508
00:37:41,312 --> 00:37:42,459
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, we're
509
00:37:42,484 --> 00:37:43,568
fine, we're all fine, aren't we?
510
00:37:43,593 --> 00:37:45,256
- I'm not fucking fine.
- Shut up.
511
00:37:45,281 --> 00:37:46,574
What is it? What's up, mate?
512
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,334
- It's too late. You're too late.
- What do you mean?
513
00:37:49,359 --> 00:37:53,560
- I asked you all. Every one of yous.
- Asked us what?
514
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,800
Yeah. Now you
listen. Now it's too late.
515
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,240
I'm sorry if you haven't been
listened to, but we're here now.
516
00:37:57,265 --> 00:37:58,033
No!
517
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,800
You didn't ask me.
518
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,840
You didn't ask me.
519
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,600
Just give us a chance, eh?
520
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,271
- It's too late. You're one of them.
- It's not.
521
00:38:14,296 --> 00:38:16,456
I'm not. Right?
522
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,280
I'm just another body,
like you, another problem.
523
00:38:21,865 --> 00:38:24,680
I'll fuck up or fuck
off any minute now
524
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,520
and then another
problem will turn up,
525
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,920
so I'm not worth bothering with.
526
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,960
Look, just give us a chance.
527
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,480
That's only fair, in't it?
528
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,840
They took apple
crumble off the menu.
529
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,560
Oh, for fuck's sake.
530
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,248
It was on the sheet
yesterday, but they took it off.
531
00:38:46,273 --> 00:38:49,545
No reason. Why?
532
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,880
I don't know, but I'll find out.
533
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,135
I will. I promise. I
promise I will find out.
534
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,880
But I need you to put that down.
535
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,806
Oh, here he is. Swiss.
536
00:39:11,831 --> 00:39:14,212
Nowhere to be seen
when the fighting starts.
537
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,760
You told Tanush you're like him.
538
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,640
You know, once you put that
uniform on, you are one of us.
539
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,080
Got to remember that, right?
540
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,689
However well you
get on with the men,
541
00:39:36,714 --> 00:39:40,626
- always remember they hate you. Yeah?
- Yeah.
542
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,376
You did well in there,
though. Didn't she?
543
00:39:45,401 --> 00:39:49,439
Move Bilal out of Cell 82. It's
dangerous, there's no electric.
544
00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,184
Made a new friend, have we?
545
00:39:51,209 --> 00:39:54,200
Reminds me of that last
time I tried online dating.
546
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,120
And when you've found
out from the kitchen
547
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,978
why they took apple crumble off
the menu, go to Seg and tell Tanush.
548
00:39:59,003 --> 00:40:01,275
- What, now?
- Do you usually keep your promises?
549
00:40:01,307 --> 00:40:02,892
- Yeah.
- Then yeah.
550
00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:05,920
Got a friend, have you?
551
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,400
See, the little
things are only little
552
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,120
if you can still do something
about the big fuckers
553
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,360
- and this lot can't, so...
- So unless you know you can deliver,
554
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,000
it's best not to promise.
Better to say, "I'll look into it."
555
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,080
- Or just no.
- Yeah, because a no can become a yes,
556
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,680
but go the other way
and you are fucked.
557
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,520
Bilal can clean out this
one's cell and move in there.
558
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,080
Have you got a little friend?
559
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,360
Now, please.
560
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,400
Ribbit!
561
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,173
Not all frogs say that, you know.
562
00:40:32,198 --> 00:40:33,493
- No?
- No.
563
00:40:33,587 --> 00:40:37,080
Oh. Well, what do they say?
"You really need a girlfriend"?
564
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,560
No, but they need to
blink in order to swallow.
565
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,000
Yeah, that's a true fact.
566
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,400
Yeah, I went out with
a bloke who done that.
567
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,760
- Or is it toads?
- He was a bit of a fucking toad...
568
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,240
- Yes, Mr Carpenter, I've made a friend.
- Fantastic.
569
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,040
- Yeah. See you tomorrow.
- Bye.
570
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,840
Go on, then.
571
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,760
You don't want to go?
572
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,560
You don't want to go.
573
00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:57,283
_
574
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,494
_
575
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,876
But why's it got to stay here?
576
00:43:45,901 --> 00:43:49,836
Because it's home.
It didn't want to go.
577
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:53,440
If that's a bullfrog,
erm, it's non-native,
578
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,142
so you shouldn't be
releasing it anyway.
579
00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:56,283
There you go then.
580
00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,800
You work some mad hours.
581
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,280
Admin to do. I'm
not drawing keys.
582
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,376
_
583
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,814
_
584
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,360
Anyone seen my toad?
585
00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:28,759
You in or what?
586
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,840
Yeah, I'm in.
587
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,040
Right, then, game on.
588
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,728
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