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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:03,920 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪ 2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:08,216 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪ 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,218 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪ 4 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:12,345 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪ 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,099 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪ 6 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:18,226 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 7 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,310 ♪ Beyond compare ♪ 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,395 ♪ Can't help but stare ♪ 9 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,355 ♪ So full of life ♪ 10 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,399 ♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪ 11 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,443 ♪ You're magical ♪ 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,610 ♪ Your blessed to stay ♪ 13 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,611 ♪ I appreciate it ♪ 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,196 ♪ You stop the clouds ♪ 15 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,115 >> Hey, baby, what's happening? 16 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,867 >> I'm open. 17 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:34,617 >> Ah! 18 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,453 ♪ But you don't see ♪ 19 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,413 ♪ Who you are ♪ 20 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,457 ♪ What you mean ♪ 21 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,085 ♪ I wish you could see ♪ 22 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,212 ♪ Yourself through my eyes ♪ 23 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,882 ♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪ 24 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:51,301 ♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪ 25 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,094 ♪ Won't you come my way ♪ 26 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,429 ♪ Your beauty's true ♪ 27 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,889 ♪ Don't listen to what ♪ 28 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,390 ♪ Those might say ♪ 29 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,642 ♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪ 30 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,978 ♪ I'm so blown away ♪ 31 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:05,148 ♪ With everything you do ♪ 32 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,691 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 33 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,693 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪ 34 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,737 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪ 35 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,490 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪ 36 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,367 ♪ Hey, beautiful you, oh, baby ♪ 37 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,119 ♪ Won't you come my way ♪ 38 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,537 ♪ Your beauty's true ♪ 39 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,955 ♪ Don't listen to what ♪ 40 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,582 ♪ Those might say... ♪ 41 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:23,625 (message machine beeping) 42 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,501 >>Hey, Jane, it's Kurt 43 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,460 from the gym. 44 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:26,753 Boy, I'm looking forward to our 45 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:27,629 date tomorrow. 46 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,630 I'll see you in the park-- oh, 47 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,631 and bring sunscreen. 48 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,383 (thunder cracking, rain falling) 49 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,348 >> I can't believe no one's 50 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,307 in the park today. 51 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:40,391 >> Well, perhaps they listened 52 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:41,351 to the weather report. 53 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,393 (both laughing) 54 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:43,645 >> You know what, who cares. 55 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:44,813 I've actually always wanted 56 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:45,647 to do this. 57 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:46,564 >> (laughs) 58 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:47,524 How long have you lived in the 59 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:48,566 Lower East Side? 60 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,442 >> Six years. 61 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,485 >> Why do you say it like that? 62 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,361 >> Well, 'cause it's not the 63 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,237 Upper East Side. 64 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,279 >> Ahh. 65 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,405 Well, if you'd have moved, 66 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,490 I wouldn't have gotten to spend 67 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,616 the last year at the gym 68 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:57,575 trying to work up the nerve 69 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,660 to ask you out. 70 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,577 >> You were not. 71 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:00,495 >> Well, obviously, I thought 72 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,496 you were cute. 73 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,039 So, did you ever notice me 74 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,541 before I asked you out? 75 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,416 >> Oh. 76 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:06,626 Well, the work at the gym has 77 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:07,544 really paid off. 78 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:08,461 >> Oh, yeah, you been checking 79 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:09,295 out the pipes? 80 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:10,338 (both laughing) 81 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,714 Wow, are you always 82 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,632 that forward? 83 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,175 >> Actually, I'm never that 84 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,009 forward. 85 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,886 You have, um, a strange effect 86 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:17,637 on me. 87 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,763 >> Yeah, well, be careful. 88 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:19,931 I may have to use it to my 89 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:20,807 advantage. 90 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:21,724 >> Hey, you've been doing all 91 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:22,559 the work, can I give you 92 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:23,393 a break? 93 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:24,561 >> No, you just sit there 94 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,520 and look pretty. 95 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,896 >> I think it'd be easier to 96 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:27,689 help. 97 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:28,857 >> No, this isn't hard. 98 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,692 The last person I took out here, 99 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:31,526 her end of the boat was 100 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,652 practically underwater, 101 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,445 you know what I'm saying? 102 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,446 Big girl. 103 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,116 (moos, laughs) 104 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:38,992 >> Oh. 105 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:39,993 >> Yeah, I mean, I know no one 106 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:41,327 likes to hear it, but you know, 107 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:42,287 girls gotta take care of 108 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,163 themselves. 109 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:44,247 Guys are visual. 110 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,206 Gotta give us something 111 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:45,999 to look at. 112 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:46,875 >> Sure. 113 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,126 >> Don't worry, you look great. 114 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:49,627 (laughing) Except for that belly 115 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:50,920 shirt you wear at the gym. 116 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,213 But I assume you wear that to 117 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,631 turn guys off so they don't 118 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,674 bother you, right? 119 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:55,425 >> Right. 120 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,384 >> Yeah, yeah, I knew it. 121 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,969 See, I know how girls think. 122 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,179 It's a gift, really. 123 00:02:59,262 --> 00:02:59,929 Whoa! 124 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:00,889 >> (echoing) No! 125 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,849 >> Whoo! 126 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:03,892 It's a good thing we're getting 127 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:04,726 along so great. 128 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,727 If this had happened with that 129 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,353 fat chick, I'd have had to throw 130 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,438 myself overboard. 131 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,564 This is good, this is good, 132 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,773 we can get to know each other. 133 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:11,774 'Cause I know how you girls 134 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:12,817 love to talk. 135 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:13,902 Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, 136 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:14,903 talk, talk, talk, talk. 137 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,029 Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, 138 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,071 talk, talk, talk, talk. 139 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,990 Doo-doo-doo-doo, talk. 140 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,367 (door opening) 141 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,913 (people moaning, laughing) 142 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,547 (opera music playing) 143 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,181 (banging on wall) 144 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,155 >>You have no new messages. 145 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,573 (beep) 146 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,242 (opera music continues) 147 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,464 >> Oh, it's just like my cousin 148 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,216 Dana to pull a stunt like this. 149 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,342 >> Like what, get married? 150 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,635 >> I think it's nice she's 151 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,803 letting you bring a guest. 152 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,012 >> Nice? It's not nice. 153 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,389 It's mocking, it's saying, 154 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,640 "I'm barely older than Britney 155 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:26,808 Spears and getting married at 156 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,142 the Carlton, and you have no one 157 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,644 with an actual name to bring to 158 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:30,520 my wedding." 159 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,063 >> Okay, what is this crap? 160 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,898 We were promised modern nudes. 161 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:34,816 >> It's a man and a woman 162 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,234 making love. 163 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,819 >> I see roadkill. 164 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,487 And by the way, "eww" for the 165 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,738 phrase "making love." 166 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,823 >> (scoffs) Who are you bringing 167 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:42,699 to the wedding? 168 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,616 >> I don't know. 169 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,285 If you have a tux and a fake 170 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,911 mustache, you're in the running. 171 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,870 >> Ooh, or you can let us 172 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:48,788 set you up. 173 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,373 >> Yeah, I was just stranded at 174 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:51,582 sea with a guy whose favorite 175 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:52,875 event this year was the launch 176 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,002 of Hooters Air. 177 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:55,837 My dating days are over. 178 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,171 >> What dating days? 179 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,172 You had one date. 180 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,132 >> Yeah, and the lesson we 181 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,217 learned is that it was too soon. 182 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,677 >> Hon, you and Max broke up 183 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,594 a year ago. 184 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:04,679 >> Oh, and the formula says it 185 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,097 does take half the time a couple 186 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:07,098 was together to get over the 187 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:07,932 breakup. 188 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:08,975 So, considering you went out for 189 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:09,976 two years and broke up a year 190 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:10,935 ago, you should be out there, 191 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:11,769 Jane. 192 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:12,812 >> Yeah, having fun. 193 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:13,646 >> Fun is not how I would 194 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:14,981 describe being set up with all 195 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:15,898 the other losers who can't 196 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:16,733 get dates. 197 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:17,775 >> Okay, it can't be that bad. 198 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:18,985 >> Oh, but it is. 199 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:19,861 You just don't remember 200 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:20,695 because you're married, 201 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,654 and you have Serge. 202 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,530 >> Do you want Serge? 203 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,406 >> El! 204 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:24,324 >> No, seriously, he's starting 205 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,074 to bug me. 206 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:25,992 This is hot. 207 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,995 It's practically pornography. 208 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,204 >> All right, don't let her 209 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,998 set you up. 210 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,041 >> Where? 211 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,834 >> I don't know. 212 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,713 >> Okay, uh, one creme brulee. 213 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:39,672 >> Thank you. 214 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,923 >> One white chocolate 215 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,216 cheesecake, 216 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,844 one powdered chocolate truffle, 217 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:48,639 and nonfat milk for the coffee. 218 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,101 >> So, what do we think, huh? 219 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:52,935 Date material? 220 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:53,936 >> He's a waiter. 221 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:54,854 >> Hi, snob. 222 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,105 >> Well, Jane has standards. 223 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,398 >> No, Jane really doesn't. 224 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,733 But she's still not dating, 225 00:05:58,858 --> 00:05:59,650 and she's definitely not 226 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,568 referring to herself in the 227 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,569 third person anymore. 228 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,528 >> Did you hear about Natasha 229 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,446 Nutley? 230 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:04,489 >> She was the girl who beat you 231 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:05,531 for junior class president 232 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:06,866 'cause she wore a halter top 233 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:07,742 for her campaign. 234 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,077 >> And the one who squashed all 235 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,536 of my self esteem with her mere 236 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,412 existence. 237 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:12,330 >> Our brilliant employers at 238 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:13,247 Blush have decided to publish 239 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:14,582 her tell-all biography. 240 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:15,833 Blush, ever on the edge of 241 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,043 yesterday's news. 242 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:18,044 >> Actually, I hate to admit it, 243 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,003 but her story may be the one 244 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,296 thing that brings Blush back 245 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:21,422 into this decade. 246 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:22,507 >> So, why does Natasha Nutley 247 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,466 get a biography? 248 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,258 >> Hey! 249 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,760 >> One bite. 250 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:26,928 >> The Gnat was in a couple of 251 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,013 soaps, but her big break was a 252 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,306 small part as a fembot in 253 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,432 "Austin Powers." 254 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,683 >> You call her the Gnat? 255 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,684 >> Well, not to her face. 256 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,769 Anyway, nobody would have ever 257 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:35,853 known who she was outside of our 258 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,773 hometown, but she did have a 259 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,608 secret affair with an A-list 260 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,442 actor. 261 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,735 >> One of "People's" Sexiest Men 262 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:43,778 Alive. 263 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,363 >> Antonio Banderas? 264 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,948 >> I don't know. 265 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:47,782 >> Hugh Grant? 266 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,826 >> I said I don't know. 267 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:50,660 >> Robert Redford. 268 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,577 >> (laughs) 269 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,037 >> He's like a million. 270 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,122 >> I'm telling you, she calls 271 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,039 him "the actor." 272 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,374 He made her sign a document. 273 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,291 >> While they were in the middle 274 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,376 of having sex, by the way. 275 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,627 >> And it says if she ever 276 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,878 discussed him by name, he can 277 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:01,838 sue her for everything she's 278 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:02,630 got. 279 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,464 >> Ashton Kutcher? 280 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,340 >> Stop it. 281 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,466 >> Fine. 282 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,968 >> I've had a knot in my stomach 283 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,302 all week, and it's hard to say 284 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,428 if it's because of the Gnat, 285 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,097 or because I'm asking Remke for 286 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,140 a promotion on Monday, 287 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,808 or possibly because I ate 288 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:14,851 something from my fridge. 289 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:15,977 >> (chuckles) 290 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,980 >> David Letterman! 291 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,024 >> This is the initial line edit 292 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,276 on the Hasselhoff book. 293 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,485 I need you to make a copy and 294 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,486 give it to Max. 295 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,821 After Max does his edits, I need 296 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,406 you to copy it and give it to 297 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,198 Remke. 298 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,950 After Remke's done with it, 299 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,285 we will have accomplished what 300 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,911 is known as editing the hell 301 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:34,829 out of something. 302 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,497 >> You know, if you just did it 303 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,874 right on your own, you would 304 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,167 save the rest of us a lot of 305 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,836 work. 306 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,505 (phone ringing) 307 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,468 >> Jane Grant. 308 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,510 >> Jane, hi. 309 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,012 It's your Aunt Ina calling. 310 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,305 >> You know, you've raised me 311 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,222 since I was a teenager. 312 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,182 I think I'd recognize your 313 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,016 voice. 314 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,309 >> Honey, I'm just so sorry to 315 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,226 bother you at work. 316 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,853 But I have something very 317 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,480 important to tell you. 318 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,190 >> Is everything all right? 319 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,441 >> Yes, yes, yes, it's just that 320 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,734 the other day I went out to see 321 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,277 my dear friend Evelyn Burns 322 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,487 in Queens. 323 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,863 Anyway, I have her helping me 324 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,198 with Dana's wedding. 325 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,157 You know, her daughter is a 326 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,074 lesbian. 327 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,117 Oh, not that there's anything 328 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,035 wrong with that, of course. 329 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,120 But anyway, while I was there, 330 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,624 I met the nicest young man. 331 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,083 He was taking his trash to the 332 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,335 incinerator. 333 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,544 >> I don't wanna be set up. 334 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:24,629 >> Honey, he's in business 335 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,713 school! 336 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,174 His name is Ethan Miles. 337 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,342 >> I don't wanna be set up. 338 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,010 >> He's a very good-looking 339 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,053 young man. 340 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,221 >> Oh, really? 341 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,555 >> Ha-ha, I knew that would get 342 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,473 you. 343 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,517 >> No, I don't wanna be set up. 344 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,185 >> Jane, now you listen to me, 345 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,102 all right? 346 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,395 You don't have a significant 347 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,105 other in your life right now. 348 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,565 And I think it's going to be 349 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,359 just a little embarrassing for 350 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,944 you to show up at Dana's wedding 351 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:48,861 alone. 352 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,739 Now, I have heard that Ethan is 353 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,075 also single, and he's not busy 354 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:54,992 the day of the wedding. 355 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,035 >> How did you happen to hear 356 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:56,827 that? 357 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,871 >> I asked him. 358 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,248 >> William will be ready to see 359 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,543 you in exactly one minute. 360 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,254 >> I'm sorry, Aunt Ina, 361 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,255 I have to go. 362 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,548 >> Bye for now, honey. 363 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,262 >> Oh, hey, Max. 364 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,513 >> Big promotion talk's today, 365 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,389 right? 366 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:17,682 >> I'm on my way right now. 367 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,766 >> You'll be fine. 368 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,226 >> I know. 369 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,269 >> Just be confident. 370 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,603 >> I am confident. 371 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,771 >> You're shaking. 372 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,606 >> I know, I'm excited. 373 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,607 >> Well, good luck. 374 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,984 >> Thanks. 375 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,026 >> Oh, and don't do that 376 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,069 thing where you make statements 377 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:30,861 as if they're questions. 378 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:31,779 Makes you look tentative. 379 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,114 >> Okay, well, you're not my 380 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,156 boyfriend anymore, so you don't 381 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,616 get to be that honest. 382 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,909 >> Right. 383 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,953 >> Thanks. 384 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,789 (sighs) 385 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,791 (knocking) 386 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,252 >> Oh, there you are, Grant. 387 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,837 Morgan, coffee, I have another 388 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,005 meeting in ten minutes. 389 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,881 >> Here you are. 390 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,468 >> Let's go, let's go. 391 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,137 >> Um, I wanted to talk to you 392 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,972 about my future here at Blush. 393 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,473 As you know, I've been here for 394 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,808 six years now. 395 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,809 Maybe you don't know that, 396 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:02,727 'cause you probably have better 397 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:03,769 things to do than keep track of 398 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,313 my employment. 399 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,481 Anyway, I was just thinking that 400 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,066 during this time, I've done good 401 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,276 work, and I thought that it 402 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,569 might be appropriate for me to 403 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,862 move into a position of more 404 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:13,821 responsibility-- 405 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:14,739 >> Morgan, where's that press 406 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:15,656 release on the Natasha Nutley 407 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,657 deal? 408 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,576 >> Here you are. 409 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,370 >> Who wrote this? 410 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,663 >> Um, I did? 411 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,497 >> Are you asking me 412 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,332 or telling me? 413 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,333 >> I'm telling you I did. 414 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,167 >> It's good. 415 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,001 >> Really? 416 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,544 Uh, yes, thank you. 417 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,879 I-- I know how much this 418 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,005 project means to you-- 419 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,173 >> Grant, stop talking. 420 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,049 >> Sorry. 421 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:33,924 >> I want you to oversee the 422 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,009 Nutley memoir. 423 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:35,885 >> What? 424 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:36,802 >> You have history with her. 425 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:37,720 You'll get her to gab like in 426 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:38,471 high school. 427 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,221 >> Oh. 428 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,139 We weren't actually-- 429 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:40,973 >> Take her to lunch tomorrow. 430 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:41,849 Where are you taking her? 431 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:42,767 >> The Bistro? 432 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,101 >> Asking or telling, Grant? 433 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,394 >> Telling, The Bistro. 434 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:46,604 >> As you well know, things have 435 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,064 been rocky around here lately. 436 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,440 Natasha Nutley is big for us, 437 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:50,316 don't screw it up. 438 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,150 >> Right. 439 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:52,276 >> I expect nothing less than 440 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:53,611 the "Times'" best-seller list. 441 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:54,904 Then, maybe we'll talk about a 442 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,238 promotion to assistant editor. 443 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:57,490 >> Associate editor, sir-- I'm 444 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,075 already the assistant editor. 445 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,368 >> (snapping) Morgan! 446 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,660 Get Max in here to discuss where 447 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,245 we are on the John Tesh book. 448 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,622 And more coffee, let's go, 449 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,416 let's go. 450 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,460 You're still here? 451 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,128 >> No. 452 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,715 Oh, excuse me, could I-- 453 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,967 could I please, um... 454 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,514 Waiter? 455 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,433 >> Jane? 456 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,102 I thought that was you! 457 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,186 >> Dana, hi, what are you 458 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:27,937 doing here? 459 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:28,854 >> Oh, I'm having a lunch 460 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,064 meeting with my fabulous 461 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:30,940 caterer. 462 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:31,982 He was on the team for Ivana's 463 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:32,900 third wedding. 464 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,360 >> Oh, widely considered to be 465 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,111 her best. 466 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,153 >> You're not having lunch 467 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:36,987 alone, are you? 468 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,155 That's so awkward. 469 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,407 >> No, I'm not, I'm actually-- 470 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,658 >> All right, well, let me go. 471 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:41,784 I just have a million things 472 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:42,576 to do. 473 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,411 If you ever get married, 474 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,328 you'll see. 475 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,288 (laughs) 476 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,042 >> Wow, uh... 477 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,255 >> Janey! 478 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,589 >> Natasha! 479 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,299 Hi! 480 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,759 Oh. 481 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,511 Good to see you again. 482 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,721 >> Wow, I just can't get 483 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,930 over it. 484 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:03,973 Janey Grant. 485 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,057 I mean, who would've thought 486 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,267 we'd be working together? 487 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,768 >> Certainly not me. 488 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,687 >> And you just look adorable. 489 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,355 >> Well, you look great too, 490 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,398 as always. 491 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,066 Well, we have a lot to cover, 492 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,568 so I thought we'd jump right in. 493 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,194 Um, I was looking over your 494 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,279 proposal, and I noticed you went 495 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,281 with a chronological structure. 496 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,782 >> Oh, Janey, come on. 497 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,741 All business? 498 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,826 We haven't seen each other in, 499 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,202 like, ten years. 500 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,370 I mean, I was shocked when I 501 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,913 heard my editor was gonna be 502 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,123 little Janey Grant from 503 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,249 Forest Hills. 504 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,959 >> You know, I live in 505 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,252 Manhattan now. 506 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,128 >> Oh, really? Where? 507 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,296 My boyfriend and I have a place 508 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,422 on the Upper West Side. 509 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,882 >> Upper East Side. 510 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:38,716 >> Fancy! 511 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,800 >> Well, actually, it's my 512 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,968 boyfriend's place. 513 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,303 I'm there all the time. 514 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,221 You know, he's a doctor. 515 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:44,972 >> Ooh! 516 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,891 >> Oh, my God, Natasha! 517 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,225 Natasha Nutley! 518 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,018 >> Dana! 519 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,145 >> (laughing) Get over here! 520 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,438 >> Hi! 521 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,356 >> Jane, you didn't tell me 522 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,316 you were having lunch with 523 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,484 Natasha Nutley! 524 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,485 >> You didn't give me a ch-- 525 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,403 >> The last time I saw you, 526 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,488 you were babysitting me, and I 527 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,697 was begging you to let me stay 528 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,282 up and watch "Miami Vice." 529 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,575 What are you doing here? 530 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,826 >> I'm a writer now, 531 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,660 can you believe it? 532 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,995 And Janey's helping me. 533 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,330 >> Did Jane tell you I'm getting 534 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,165 married at the Carlton? 535 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,583 >> The Carlton! 536 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,168 >> I managed to snag the only 537 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,586 Internet millionaire who got out 538 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,671 in time to hold onto his cash. 539 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,672 >> Good girl. 540 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,507 >> Not that it's just 541 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,341 for the money. 542 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,258 >> Uh, can... 543 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:22,718 >> He's also gorgeous and sweet, 544 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:23,844 and funny and sensitive, 545 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,387 but still a guy's guy, you know. 546 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:26,680 I mean, he could go out and play 547 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:27,765 football and then come home and 548 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,183 write poetry for me. 549 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:30,518 Oh, my God, you have to come to 550 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:31,977 the wedding, August 30th! 551 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,354 >> Oh, that'll be so much fun. 552 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,355 I'll get to meet your new 553 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,606 husband-to-be and Janey's 554 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,025 boyfriend all in the same day. 555 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,027 >> Boyfriend? What boyfriend? 556 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,362 >> Oh, he's a doctor. 557 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,696 >> Really? 558 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,697 I didn't know you were seeing 559 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,366 someone, you must've just met. 560 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,408 >> Oh, hardly, they're 561 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,993 practically living together. 562 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,036 >> I can't believe you didn't 563 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,037 tell me! 564 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,247 And I really can't believe you 565 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,373 didn't tell my mother. 566 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,124 >> I didn't wanna jinx it. 567 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,042 >> Well, it's just with your 568 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,627 spotty dating history, I would 569 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,711 think if you were practically 570 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,046 living with a doctor, you would 571 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,548 tell the entire world. 572 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,882 >> You know, I'm going to have 573 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,050 the tee shirts printed up 574 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,093 later today. 575 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,219 >> Well, I guess it doesn't 576 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,428 matter, since we'll all get to 577 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,388 meet the doctor who you're 578 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,389 practically living with 579 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,348 at the wedding. 580 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:10,266 I mean, there's no reason you 581 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:11,100 wouldn't bring him to the 582 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,143 wedding, right? 583 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,521 >> Right. 584 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,530 (computer beeping) 585 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,991 >> I was gonna ask you if you 586 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,242 needed any help, but clearly, 587 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,243 you've done this before. 588 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,244 >> And yet, it doesn't get 589 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,161 any more fun. 590 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,871 >> Aw, come on, who doesn't 591 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,164 enjoy being forced to buy gifts 592 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,416 for couples that they will never 593 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,417 end up using. 594 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,251 >> (chuckles) 595 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,503 Ah, case in point. 596 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,005 As a single person, I have lived 597 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,590 almost 30 years without actually 598 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,674 using a zester. 599 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,592 But apparently, when you get 600 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,926 married, zesting becomes a big 601 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,844 part of your life. 602 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,803 >> Yeah, and it's not just 603 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,679 zesting. 604 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,014 It's torching creme brulee, 605 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,181 making ice cream, 606 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,433 grilling panini. 607 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,517 >> How is it that married people 608 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,519 don't weigh 1,000 pounds? 609 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,604 >> And then, of course, there's 610 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,230 the whole waffle iron mystery. 611 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,440 >> And the couples just keep 612 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,399 registering. 613 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,567 >> Oh yeah, I've been here 614 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,443 a year, I still don't 615 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,277 understand it. 616 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,069 >> Ooh, a year? 617 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:04,945 You deserve a medal, 618 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,071 or counseling. 619 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,615 >> Fortunately for me, it's only 620 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,408 a temporary gig. 621 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,909 >> Did you just say "gig?" 622 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,453 >> Yeah, I'm not proud of it. 623 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,288 >> Clearly job stress. 624 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,165 >> Speaking of which, there is 625 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,625 trouble brewing over by the 626 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,959 fondue pots. 627 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,127 I better get over there before 628 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,879 they cancel the wedding. 629 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,048 I've seen it happen. 630 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,550 >> Did you find anything 631 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,384 for Dana and Larry? 632 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,302 >> Ugh, hardly. 633 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:29,386 I mean, what do you get a guy 634 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:30,763 that's funny but serious, 635 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,306 athletic but poetic, 636 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,474 masculine but feminine? 637 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,433 >> Boyfriend? 638 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:35,643 >> Of course, the one thing they 639 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:36,518 don't have here. 640 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,062 >> Larry can't be that perfect. 641 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,146 I'm sure if we try, we can find 642 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,316 something wrong with him. 643 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,859 Oh, it's so unfair. 644 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,235 Dana's like 12 years old. 645 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,320 How are women like you supposed 646 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,322 to compete? 647 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,075 Bright, talented, smart women 648 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,576 like you. 649 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,994 >> All right, I didn't think I 650 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,162 was gonna say this, but in light 651 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,246 of the whole "and guest" 652 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,915 situation, I might actually 653 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,166 consider-- 654 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,292 What is that? 655 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,210 >> Jeff told some of his 656 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,127 coworkers about you at work. 657 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:03,087 But I picked out three that seem 658 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,296 like really good candidates. 659 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:05,214 >> But you knew I didn't wanna 660 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,006 be set up. 661 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,091 >> Honey, you're desperate. 662 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:07,925 >> You're right. 663 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:08,801 >> We have Kevin Adams, 664 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:09,635 senior accountant. 665 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:10,886 Great eyes, all the admins in 666 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,429 Jeff's office salivate over him. 667 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,014 >> Well, then I hope he showers. 668 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,224 >> Hank Chilton, good-looking, 669 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,600 assertive, super smart. 670 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,685 >> Way better than regular 671 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,560 smart. 672 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,980 >> And Timothy Rommelly, 32, 673 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,022 Upper East Side doctor. 674 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,023 >> Ding, ding, ding, I think we 675 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:23,857 have a winner. 676 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:24,984 >> I know, so, I gave them all 677 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,859 your cell phone number, so 678 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,819 expect their calls. 679 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:27,778 >> But you know I don't use my 680 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:28,779 cell phone, it's for emergencies 681 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,613 only. 682 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:30,781 >> Jane, Dana's wedding's 683 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:31,615 in a month. 684 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,826 I'm sure this qualifies. 685 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,288 (opera music playing) 686 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,000 (people laughing, moaning) 687 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,839 >>Hi, Jane, it's your Aunt Ina 688 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:47,798 calling. 689 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,133 I just wanted to remind you to 690 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,592 pick up your bridesmaid shoes 691 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719 before the wedding. 692 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,678 It'll be here before you know 693 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,054 it, and you'll want time to 694 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,222 break them in. 695 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,390 Speaking of the wedding, 696 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,641 I heard we'll be meeting your 697 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,892 boyfriend there? 698 00:16:58,976 --> 00:16:59,893 I don't remember hearing 699 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,894 about a boyfriend. 700 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:01,770 (knocking) 701 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,771 I'd always assumed we were 702 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,647 close. 703 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,357 Well, if it doesn't work out, 704 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,109 Ethan Miles will be happy to 705 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,068 fill in. 706 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,361 Bye for now, honey. 707 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,237 >> Hey! 708 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,155 >> Amanda says we're allowed to 709 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,072 set you up. 710 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,157 >> Oh, I just left her 711 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,408 ten minutes ago. 712 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,534 >> Hey, we're like the National 713 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,785 Guard, we mobilize quickly. 714 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:17,745 >> (chuckles) 715 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,787 (people moaning) 716 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,497 >> Opera Man's at it again? 717 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,373 >> Yeah. 718 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,584 Every day except during Lent, 719 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,752 when it's twice a day. 720 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,878 >> I made a few calls to see if 721 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,129 anyone knew anyone single. 722 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,255 Of course, no one did. 723 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,173 >> Shock. 724 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,090 >> But then, I remembered this 725 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,216 guy in my yoga class. 726 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,009 >> Oh. 727 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,552 Yoga guys are good. 728 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,428 >> Okay, it's not him. 729 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,721 But he has this friend, Grant, 730 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,139 who's reported to be nice, 731 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,515 funny and cute, who has no 732 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,683 alarming affinities for Bette, 733 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,768 Liza or Cher. 734 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,144 The only thing is... 735 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,562 >> There's always a thing. 736 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,438 >> He has a breathalyzer 737 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,272 in his car. 738 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,148 >> Ew. 739 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,107 >> He a couple of DUIs a few 740 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,442 years back, but it's not a 741 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:49,902 habit, he feels unbelievably 742 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,153 awful about it, and obviously, 743 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,070 it won't be happening again. 744 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,280 >> I don't know. 745 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:54,490 >> At least he has a car. 746 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,449 >> Yeah. 747 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,617 >> And you'd always be free to 748 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,576 drink 'cause you'd have a sober 749 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,410 ride home. 750 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,286 >> I guess. 751 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,579 >> And the wedding's in a month. 752 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,830 >> Okay, why does everyone keep 753 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,207 reminding me of this? 754 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,917 >> Tough love. 755 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,460 >> Fine. 756 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,628 >> We'll set up a dinner party. 757 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,587 You can check him out. 758 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,546 I won't say anything to him 759 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:10,422 about you, if you don't like 760 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:11,507 him, there's no harm done. 761 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,300 >> Famous last words. 762 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,468 >> 'Kay, I have to go. 763 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,594 I slipped an Excedrin PM into 764 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,637 Serge's meatloaf, so he should 765 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,429 be out by now. 766 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,514 >> Okay, I have no idea if 767 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,141 you're kidding. 768 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,061 >> We got some good news 769 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,312 this morning, Blush is moving 770 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,772 forward on a new project, 771 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,898 a big one. 772 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:28,982 And God knows, we could use 773 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:29,942 something like that. 774 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,318 All about overcoming obstacles 775 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,486 and the triumph of the human 776 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,822 spirit, a memoir entitled 777 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,740 "The Saddest Sweathog." 778 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,991 >> Which sweathog would that be? 779 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,326 >> Juan Epstein, obviously. 780 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,369 >> Or the guy with the annoying 781 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,161 laugh. 782 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,995 >> Horseshack? 783 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,871 He's not sad. 784 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,164 He's a household name. 785 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,916 I'm gonna go with... 786 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,168 Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington. 787 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,253 >> You're right, Max, 788 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,337 Boom Boom's got it. 789 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,505 Okay, the last piece of business 790 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,132 is the Nutley memoir. 791 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,008 Marie Claire has agreed to run 792 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,510 an excerpt of the first chapter. 793 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,719 >> That's fantastic. 794 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,679 When do they wanna run it? 795 00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,471 >> September. 796 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,389 >> Whoa, that's not a lot 797 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,181 of time. 798 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,099 >> What's your point? 799 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,559 >> Uh, you know, just that we 800 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:04,643 have to get a lot of things done 801 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,144 and we will. 802 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,062 >> Which you will. 803 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:08,021 This is your project, so you're 804 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:08,981 the one that's gotta stay on 805 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:09,815 Natasha. 806 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:10,732 Don't screw it up, Grant. 807 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:11,650 >> Oh, not a problem. 808 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:12,568 >> Nutley's never done this 809 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,027 before, you need to guide her. 810 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:15,028 Whatever she comes up with will 811 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,446 be a direct reflection on you. 812 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,240 >> Not a problem, again. 813 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,199 I guess I just said that. 814 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,075 (phone ringing) 815 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:20,993 >> Now, she absolutely has to 816 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:21,952 get the chapter to you a week 817 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,036 from Friday, that's a hard 818 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:23,871 deadline. 819 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:24,872 It cannot be late. 820 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,039 Otherwise, we can forget Marie 821 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,165 Claire, and we're not going to 822 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,333 forget Marie Claire. 823 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:29,501 >> Actually, we have a meeting 824 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:30,502 after we finish here, 825 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,503 so I expect to get 826 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:32,337 a lot of work done. 827 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,172 >> (clearing throat) 828 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:34,256 Do you need to answer your bag? 829 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,924 >> What? Oh! 830 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,717 Right! 831 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,051 Oh, God, excuse me, 832 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,887 I am so sorry. 833 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,971 It's probably Natasha 834 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,931 ready to work. 835 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,058 Hello? 836 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:45,893 >> Hi, Jane? 837 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,727 This is Kevin Adams, 838 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,603 I work with Jeff. 839 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,730 >> Oh, hi, Kevin. 840 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,064 >> I was wondering if you wanted 841 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,649 to meet me for drinks tomorrow? 842 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,902 Say, O'Regan's around 7:00? 843 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,987 >> Yeah, um, O'Regan's sounds 844 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:57,988 great. 845 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,281 Uh, how will I recognize you? 846 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,407 >> I'll have on a gray shirt 847 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,366 and jeans. 848 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,118 >> Gray shirt and jeans. 849 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,286 Great, I'll see you tomorrow 850 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,162 for drinks, bye. 851 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,038 >> Bye. 852 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,247 >> The date phone-- who was it? 853 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,166 >> Guy number one, Kevin Adams, 854 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,001 senior accountant, great eyes, 855 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,002 covered in drool. 856 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,003 We're gonna meet for drinks 857 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:13,837 tomorrow. 858 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,671 >> Ugh. 859 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,422 >> What? 860 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,298 >> The drinks date is so 861 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,090 noncommittal. 862 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:17,966 It's like you only get the 863 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,009 dinner add-on if you perform 864 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,885 well. 865 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:20,802 >> Well, it's a good thing I've 866 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:21,720 been practicing my tricks, 867 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:22,638 'cause I can actually get the 868 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,474 ball to balance on my nose now. 869 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,642 (camera clicking) 870 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,602 >> I am so excited to be 871 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,561 working on this. 872 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,646 I mean, who would've ever 873 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,773 thought, me, an author? 874 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,774 >> Well, you've got an 875 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,317 interesting story to tell. 876 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,276 >> And I will be so relieved 877 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,945 when I'm finally able to tell 878 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,279 my side of the story. 879 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,656 >> Well, along those lines, 880 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,990 we just found out that Marie 881 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:42,950 Claire would like to do an 882 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,576 excerpt on your first chapter. 883 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,495 >> Oh, my God, Marie Claire 884 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,704 is the best! 885 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,622 >> Well, the only thing though, 886 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,581 is you're gonna have to finish 887 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,624 your chapter pretty quickly. 888 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,250 They need it next Friday. 889 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,085 >> Ooh, a deadline, 890 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,252 that's so writer-y. 891 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,088 >> Well, yes, and it's also very 892 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,589 important-- next Friday. 893 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,299 >> Got it. 894 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,301 >> Good. I love it. 895 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,636 >> Okay. 896 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,471 You know, um, this is what 897 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,265 writers call distraction. 898 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,225 >> Oh! I'm sorry. 899 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,434 Can we take a little break, 900 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,061 please? 901 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:11,937 >> Sure. 902 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:12,729 >> Come on. 903 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,522 >> (chuckles) 904 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,232 So, what's this ad for? 905 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,818 >> Um, some hi-tech water drink? 906 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944 >> Oh! 907 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,028 Well, maybe this'll be a 908 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:20,988 springboard to one of those 909 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823 milk mustache campaigns. 910 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,657 >> You think? 911 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,866 >> (laughing) Yeah! 912 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,159 So, uh, um... 913 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,411 >> Oh, no, honey. 914 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,829 See, you have to scrape the 915 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:29,955 bagel guts out. 916 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,500 It should be a shell. 917 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,377 >> (chuckles) Okay. 918 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,378 Here's what I was thinking. 919 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,504 We'll start today, putting 920 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,131 together a really super detailed 921 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,841 outline of the first chapter, 922 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,967 so when you actually start the 923 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:42,843 writing, everything will 924 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,052 practically be done. 925 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:44,886 >> Oh, well, you can stop 926 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,762 worrying about the first 927 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,097 chapter, because after our 928 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,516 lunch, I was so inspired, 929 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,684 that I just went ahead 930 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:51,935 and I started writing. 931 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:52,853 I wrote and wrote 932 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,687 all night long. 933 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,521 >> You did? 934 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,023 >> So, can I read you 935 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:56,940 what I have so far? 936 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,692 >> Yes. 937 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,152 >> (sighs) 938 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,528 "I was in the middle of screwing 939 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,113 one of the most famous actors in 940 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,365 show business, when he handed me 941 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,869 a legal document to sign." 942 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:09,703 >> Keep going. 943 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,620 >> That's it! 944 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,788 Well, I figured the first 945 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,206 sentence was the most important, 946 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,750 so I wanted to spend a long time 947 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,584 on it. 948 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,668 >> Okay, well, 949 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,711 the rest of the chapter's 950 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,712 gonna be a lot of work. 951 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,755 You know, Friday's only a couple 952 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,714 of days away. 953 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:21,923 >> Wait, this Friday? 954 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:22,716 >> Yes. 955 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,842 >> Oh, I thought you meant 956 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,760 next Friday. 957 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,636 >> No, no, I said this Friday. 958 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,971 >> Wow, well, I guess we're just 959 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:28,972 gonna have to jump 960 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,182 right in then. 961 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,058 >> Ah, good, okay so-- 962 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,351 >> Natasha, we're ready for you. 963 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,020 >> Oops, break's over. 964 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,646 Okay, I'm only good for another 965 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,231 hour. 966 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,942 (Irish music playing) 967 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,739 >> Gray shirt and jeans... 968 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,575 Gray shirt and jeans... 969 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,786 Gray shirt and jeans. 970 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,791 >> Are you Jane? 971 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,708 >> (gasps) Yeah! 972 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,584 >> You walked right by me. 973 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,710 >> Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought 974 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,753 you were gonna wear gray shirt 975 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,421 and jeans. 976 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,964 >> Oh, well. 977 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,257 >> Oh, I see what's going on 978 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,842 here, the old get away outfit. 979 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,760 >> What do you mean? 980 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,011 >> You know, just that if you 981 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,137 saw me and you didn't want the 982 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,430 date to happen, you could 983 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,474 kind of, whoosh, escape. 984 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,725 >> So, should we get drinks? 985 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,769 >> Sure-- uh, I'll have a beer. 986 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,853 >> Two pints. 987 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:17,729 >> Coming right up. 988 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,272 >> Oh, and two waters, please. 989 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,899 >> You didn't tell me the water. 990 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:21,858 >> I just thought of it. 991 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,193 >> I just don't wanna be judged 992 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:24,194 by you 'cause I didn't think of 993 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,028 the water thing. 994 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,530 >> No judging, I swear. 995 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,073 >> I'm sorry, 996 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,157 probably a little sensitive. 997 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,283 My ex, Karen? 998 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,451 God, I could never do anything 999 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,285 right with her. 1000 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,912 I was always second guessing. 1001 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:34,746 >> So, you must have been 1002 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,622 relieved when you decided 1003 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,456 to move on. 1004 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,290 >> Yeah, not really. 1005 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,125 She dumped me. 1006 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,126 Well, what are you gonna do? 1007 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,293 Except go out and try to meet 1008 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,878 new people... who are probably 1009 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:42,963 going to do the same thing to 1010 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,131 you. 1011 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,008 >> To better situations. 1012 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,135 You know, if it's any 1013 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,219 consolation, I just went through 1014 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,470 a breakup myself not too long 1015 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,888 ago, and I know how painful it 1016 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,889 can be. 1017 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,057 You know, people are trying to 1018 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,142 be helpful, and they're just 1019 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,268 pushing you into dates, 1020 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,394 when really, all you need to do 1021 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,395 is just kinda work through 1022 00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,688 things yourself at your own 1023 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,480 pace. 1024 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,690 >> Right. 1025 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,983 >> I'm sorry. 1026 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,068 Are you signaling to someone? 1027 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,069 >> What? 1028 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,195 >> It just feels like you're 1029 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,321 having some kind of secret 1030 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,614 conversation. 1031 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,491 >> (sighs) 1032 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,993 Yeah, that's-- that's my friend, 1033 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,120 Rick. 1034 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,955 >> Well, should you go say hi? 1035 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,165 >> Oh, no, we came together. 1036 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,583 Ever since Karen, I don't really 1037 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,667 trust myself to make good 1038 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,626 choices. 1039 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,295 So, I needed a second opinion. 1040 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,130 >> Okay, well then, why don't we 1041 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,464 just pretend he's not there 1042 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,507 then? 1043 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,758 >> Yeah, he doesn't think this 1044 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:29,843 is going anywhere. 1045 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,136 >> Excuse me? 1046 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,137 >> He senses you might be a 1047 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,680 little needy and not really 1048 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:34,514 over your ex. 1049 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,724 >> You should probably go ahead 1050 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:36,808 and go then. 1051 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,185 No hard feelings. 1052 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,186 >> Actually, I'd kinda like to 1053 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,479 have a beer with Rick. 1054 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,688 Maybe you could leave. 1055 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,316 >> Right. 1056 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,693 Yeah. 1057 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,612 He's all yours. 1058 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,909 Aw, poor Joanna Krum. 1059 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:54,784 >> What? 1060 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:55,702 >> She couldn't get her shlub 1061 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:56,786 of a fiance to pose in the 1062 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,205 announcement photo with her. 1063 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,206 >> Yeah, that marriage 1064 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,373 is gonna last. 1065 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,167 >> She's 26. 1066 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,293 >> And what, old maid? 1067 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,836 Gotta take what she can get? 1068 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,879 >> No! 1069 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,506 It's just as people get older, 1070 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,465 they're more willing to overlook 1071 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:09,424 things in the interest of 1072 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,258 finding someone. 1073 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,218 >> Code for lower your 1074 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,135 standards. 1075 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,220 >> No, it's not lowering. 1076 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,387 It's definitely reassessing 1077 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,222 your priorities. 1078 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,473 You know, for instance, 1079 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,016 I always thought I'd end up with 1080 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,226 someone athletic. 1081 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,477 And at 20, I can hold out for 1082 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,353 that. 1083 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230 Coming up on 30, yeah, I'm okay 1084 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,231 with the fact that all Jeff 1085 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,482 plays is a clarinet. 1086 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:26,441 >> Hey, shouldn't you be reading 1087 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,400 the Gnat's first chapter? 1088 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,735 >> I should, except she hasn't 1089 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,736 given it to me yet. 1090 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,279 >> She missed her fake deadline. 1091 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,197 >> Look how smart I was to 1092 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,156 assume she'd flake. 1093 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,241 Well, I have till next week to 1094 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,075 get it from her, so. 1095 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,076 >> Ah, she probably got cocky 1096 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,160 because what you said she did 1097 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:37,911 was good. 1098 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,079 >> Nice word choice. 1099 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:39,913 (phone ringing) 1100 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:40,789 >> Thank you. 1101 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,998 Oh, blind date hotline! 1102 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,041 >> Hello? 1103 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:43,792 >> Hi, Jane? 1104 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,751 This is Hank Chilton, 1105 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,585 Jeff's friend. 1106 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,545 >> Oh, hi, Hank. 1107 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,088 >> Oh, good-looking, assertive, 1108 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,089 super smart. 1109 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:49,965 >> I was, uh, wondering if you 1110 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:50,882 were free for dinner on 1111 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:51,925 Saturday? 1112 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,385 >> I am free for dinner 1113 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:54,261 on Saturday. 1114 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,178 >> No, you never admit you're 1115 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,513 free on Saturday. 1116 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:57,847 >> Great, why don't we meet at 1117 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,057 9:00 at Nate's? 1118 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,058 I'll be the tall one with dark 1119 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,351 hair, green eyes, and a really 1120 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,894 nervous expression. 1121 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:03,979 >> (laughing) Okay. 1122 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,106 I'll see you then. 1123 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,524 >> That gives a week to figure 1124 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:08,942 out how we're gonna package you. 1125 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:09,818 >> We still have to figure out 1126 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,694 the dinner party too. 1127 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:11,736 >> Ugh, right, 1128 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,946 yoga guy's friend. 1129 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,155 I'm thinking she should wear 1130 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,615 something flowy, you know? 1131 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,575 Maybe you can read up on 1132 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,450 holistic medicine. 1133 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,618 >> Here's a crazy thought, but 1134 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,245 what if I just go as I am? 1135 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,246 >> (together) The wedding's in 1136 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,539 three weeks. 1137 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,623 >> If these don't go well, 1138 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,000 you're screwed. 1139 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,585 >> Excuse me? 1140 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,752 I didn't mean to eavesdrop, 1141 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:28,962 but when you talk on your 1142 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,130 cell phone in a public place, 1143 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,047 that's what you get. 1144 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:31,965 >> Will you people find a new 1145 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:32,757 scapegoat? 1146 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,050 Get the smokers back in here. 1147 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:35,635 >> No, no, no, I was kidding. 1148 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,636 I knew she was self-conscious 1149 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,305 about it, so I went for the easy 1150 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,639 joke that, which now that I 1151 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,724 think about it, wasn't such a 1152 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:41,766 good idea. 1153 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,976 Let me start again. 1154 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:43,893 I'm Gary. 1155 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,145 >> She's Jane, doesn't matter 1156 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:45,979 who we are. 1157 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:46,980 >> Oh. 1158 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,815 Uh, well, I'm a coordinator for 1159 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,066 City Care, we do all sorts of 1160 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,942 volunteer work-- 1161 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,277 >> Jane loves volunteer work. 1162 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,820 >> Well, we're starting up this 1163 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:54,988 new monthly activity for 1164 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:55,780 singles. 1165 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,032 Kind of a self-serving 1166 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,033 public service. 1167 00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,326 I don't know your situation. 1168 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,660 >> She's single. 1169 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,995 >> Yes, apparently I left my 1170 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,289 scarlet "S" at home. 1171 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,540 >> Well, this Saturday, 1172 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:06,499 we're cleaning up the park, 1173 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,625 except for the really disgusting 1174 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,668 things, because we're only 1175 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,419 volunteers. 1176 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:10,462 Anyway, it would be great 1177 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,296 to see you. 1178 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,255 >> She'll be there. 1179 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,675 >> Uh, can she get your number? 1180 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,094 >> Sure. 1181 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,888 Call me any time you have 1182 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,306 any questions. 1183 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,349 Just don't call me on your 1184 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,183 cell phone. 1185 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,267 >> (laughs) 1186 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,602 >> Now, see, why did I have to 1187 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,644 go back to that? 1188 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,687 I'm leaving before you change 1189 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,357 your mind. 1190 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,941 >> Oh, happily married, happily 1191 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,694 married, happily married. 1192 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:35,612 >> We're late. 1193 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:36,529 >> We have wine and flowers to 1194 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:37,322 make up for it. 1195 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:38,239 >> Yeah, but we wouldn't be late 1196 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:39,157 if we hadn't have stopped for 1197 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:39,949 the wine and flowers. 1198 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:40,992 >> Ah, the classic dinner party 1199 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:41,951 dilemma. 1200 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,370 >> Okay. 1201 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,704 Here we go. 1202 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,955 (doorbell rings) 1203 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:49,167 >> (sighs) 1204 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,752 >> Hey, El. 1205 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,045 Thank you, wow! 1206 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:52,837 Hi! 1207 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,672 >> Hi. 1208 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,506 >> Noah. 1209 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,298 >> Jane. 1210 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,216 >> Come on in. 1211 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,467 >> Yeah, thanks for doing this. 1212 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:58,635 I always feel badly when my 1213 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,178 dating life starts to affect the 1214 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:01,638 lives of innocent bystanders. 1215 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,682 >> Yeah, well, unfortunately, 1216 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,641 there's something I need to 1217 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,226 tell you, uh... 1218 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,394 (clears throat) Grant got here 1219 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,604 early, and I may have mentioned 1220 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:10,939 that this is a set up. 1221 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:11,815 >> Noah? 1222 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:12,691 >> He was dressed all wrong, 1223 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:13,608 I had no choice. 1224 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:14,901 Anyway, he's been getting more 1225 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:15,735 and more nervous. 1226 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:19,197 So, he's not in the best shape. 1227 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,073 >> Okay? 1228 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,700 >> Jane, uh, would you like to 1229 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,742 have some appetizers with Grant 1230 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,077 in the living room? 1231 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,078 It's right there. 1232 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,496 And El, well look, I could use 1233 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:27,664 some help in the kitchen. 1234 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:28,415 >> Yeah. 1235 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,290 >> This is for you. 1236 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,668 >> Thank you. 1237 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,672 >> Hey, I'm Jane Grant. 1238 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,340 >> I'm-- I'm Grant. 1239 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,717 >> Hi, nice to meet you, Grant. 1240 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,592 >> You can't be Grant. 1241 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:40,468 >> I'm Jane. 1242 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:41,386 >> So, why'd you say your name 1243 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:42,137 was Grant? 1244 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:42,971 >> Grant's my last name. 1245 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:43,805 >> (laughing) Oh, 1246 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:44,639 that's pretty funny. 1247 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:45,473 >> I guess. 1248 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:46,307 >> We're both Grants. 1249 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,142 >> Right. 1250 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,143 >> If we got married, you know, 1251 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:49,144 your name would be Grant Grant. 1252 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:50,812 >> No, it would still be Jane. 1253 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:53,022 >> Mmm, mmm. 1254 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,566 Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. 1255 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,401 You're one ofthosewomen. 1256 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,278 >> My first name's Jane. 1257 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,946 So, that wouldn't change 1258 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,072 regardless of what happened to 1259 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,616 my last name, which is Grant. 1260 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,617 >> You're pretty funny for a 1261 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:05,452 feminist. 1262 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,453 >> We're having kabobs for 1263 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,370 dinner. 1264 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:08,329 Food that's as much fun to say 1265 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:09,122 as it is to eat. 1266 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,165 >> Whoa. 1267 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,124 >> Excuse me? 1268 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,125 >> I'm sorry, but you are 1269 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,293 beautiful. 1270 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,294 >> Thank you. 1271 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,462 >> I know I probably shouldn't 1272 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,504 just come out and say it like 1273 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,047 that, but it's too powerful. 1274 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,048 You are stunning. 1275 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,425 >> Well, you're a really lucky 1276 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:21,801 man, you're in a room full of 1277 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,595 hot women. 1278 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,804 >> Careful. 1279 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,639 Feminists like Grant don't like 1280 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,142 it when you notice their looks. 1281 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,312 Can I get you a drink? 1282 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,563 >> Please. 1283 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,900 I'm sure Jane could use one too. 1284 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:37,984 >> Who? 1285 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,195 >> Never mind. 1286 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,658 Hey, Natasha, it's Jane. 1287 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,035 But you probably recognize my 1288 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,162 voice from the other 20 1289 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,622 messages. 1290 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,332 So, I haven't heard from you 1291 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,291 all week. 1292 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,501 It's probably because you're 1293 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,711 slaving away on the chapter-- 1294 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:57,837 the chapter you're giving me 1295 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,172 today? 1296 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,423 So, call me and we'll make 1297 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,841 arrangements on getting it here. 1298 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,510 I'm happy to send a messenger or 1299 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,262 the Space Shuttle, or whatever. 1300 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,347 Just let me know. 1301 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,390 Thank you, bye. 1302 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,517 >> Hey. 1303 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,309 >> Hey, Max. 1304 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,310 >> What's that smell? 1305 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:13,269 >> I'm really not sure. 1306 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:14,229 Amanda thinks she needs to cook 1307 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,063 for Jeff. 1308 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:15,897 >> What's Jeff think? 1309 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:16,731 >> Well, there's a lot of 1310 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:17,565 leftovers. 1311 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:18,399 >> (chuckles) 1312 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:19,567 Listen, Remke wanted me to check 1313 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,110 in, make sure Natasha gave you 1314 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,070 the first chapter. 1315 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071 I assured him you had it 1316 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,030 under control? 1317 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,198 >> Of course! 1318 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,699 >> Good, because Marie Claire's 1319 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,700 not budging at all on that 1320 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:28,576 deadline. 1321 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:29,619 So, I'm gonna need the excerpt 1322 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,371 of the first chapter on Monday. 1323 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,747 >> That's what I was planning. 1324 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:33,665 >> Life was so much easier 1325 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,667 before I became a germaphobe. 1326 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,126 Hey, Max, you're joining us? 1327 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,711 >> Uh, no, sorry, gotta run. 1328 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,756 Smells great though. 1329 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:42,590 Morgan, where have you been? 1330 00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:43,883 I need those new covers. 1331 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,093 >> (gasps) 1332 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:45,885 What happened? 1333 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:46,803 You set it for, like, 1334 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,221 9,000 minutes. 1335 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,847 >> I lied to Max. 1336 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,224 I never lie to Max. 1337 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,141 >> I know. 1338 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:53,184 That was always your problem. 1339 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,060 >> What is that supposed to 1340 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:54,853 mean? 1341 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:55,854 >> Oh, when you're in a 1342 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,146 relationship, there's nothing 1343 00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:58,439 wrong with bending the truth 1344 00:30:59,148 --> 00:30:59,482 a little to show yourself in a 1345 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:00,567 favorable light. 1346 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:01,693 >> You do realize that the woman 1347 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:02,819 who wrote "The Rules" got a 1348 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:03,611 divorce? 1349 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:04,571 >> Poor Ellen. 1350 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,488 (phone ringing) 1351 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:06,447 Oh, at least she gets to sleep 1352 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:07,740 with new guys. 1353 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,534 >> Oh, that better be the Gnat, 1354 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:10,785 or the fireman who rescued her 1355 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:11,744 from the bookcase she's been 1356 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,912 trapped under. 1357 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:16,207 (ringing continues) 1358 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,292 Jane Grant. 1359 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,168 >> Hey, Jane, it's Dana. 1360 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,753 >> Oh, hi, Dana. 1361 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,213 >> Get out your palm pilot. 1362 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,715 >> I don't have a palm pilot. 1363 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:24,674 >> What do you mean, you don't 1364 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,550 have a palm pilot? 1365 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,593 Everyone has a palm pilot. 1366 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,677 How could you not have a palm 1367 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,469 pilot? 1368 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,013 >> I use Post-Its. 1369 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:31,806 >> Okay, well, I need to go over 1370 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,932 the schedule of bridesmaids 1371 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:33,808 activities. 1372 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:34,851 Now, I'm sure you know about the 1373 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,728 final dress fitting/preshower 1374 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,937 meeting this weekend. 1375 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:38,896 >> Preshower? 1376 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:39,897 >> (mouthing) What? 1377 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,566 >> To discuss the shower. 1378 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,358 >> Right. 1379 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,276 (phone ringing) 1380 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:44,193 >> And then there's the shower 1381 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:45,028 itself on the 16th. 1382 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,404 The theme is gonna be French 1383 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:47,614 kitchen in honor of our 1384 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,282 honeymoon in France. 1385 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,326 >> Jane Grant. 1386 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994 Hello, Timothy Rommelly! 1387 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,079 32, Upper East Side doctor! 1388 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,581 >> And of course, the 1389 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,708 bachelorette party on the 28th. 1390 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,126 >> Uh, listen, Dana, I'm gonna 1391 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,210 try to make it to as many 1392 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,295 things as possible, 1393 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,379 but it's a very busy-- 1394 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:04,964 >> Jane Grant, if I plan events 1395 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,466 every day of the week, I expect 1396 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,467 you to be there. 1397 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,468 It comes with the honor of being 1398 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,469 a bridesmaid. 1399 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,137 Now, I know it must be hard for 1400 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,263 you to see me getting married 1401 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,723 when you don't have anybody 1402 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,641 serious. 1403 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:15,975 >> I have a boyfriend! 1404 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,393 >> Right, I forgot. 1405 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:18,561 It must be because I've never 1406 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,313 met him or seen a picture of him 1407 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,065 or even heard his name. 1408 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,733 By the way, what is his name, 1409 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,777 Jane? 1410 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,403 >> Timothy Rommelly. 1411 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,863 >> Great, well, I'll have the 1412 00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:29,948 calligrapher put that on his 1413 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:30,698 name card. 1414 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,201 Uh, two "M"s, two "L"s? 1415 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,160 >> Sure! 1416 00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,119 >> Great, see you at the 1417 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:35,912 preshower. 1418 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:37,288 >> Can't wait. 1419 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,957 >> Dinner, Monday, 1420 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,583 Park Terrace Cafe. 1421 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,668 I'm not happy about the lack of 1422 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:42,585 lead time, but I made an 1423 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,711 exception due to the dire 1424 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:44,754 circumstances. 1425 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:45,880 >> Oh, good, because my life 1426 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:47,173 wasn't full enough having a 1427 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,758 writer who's gone missing and an 1428 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,301 array of bridesmaids activities 1429 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,970 so vast, that even Liz Taylor 1430 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,012 would say, "Oh, hey, 1431 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,138 it's only a wedding." 1432 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,181 >> (chuckles) You are not 1433 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,265 thinking of backing out of the 1434 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,225 dates, are you? 1435 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:58,601 >> I have three weeks to find a 1436 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,520 guy, date him, become boyfriend 1437 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,688 and girlfriend, talk him into 1438 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,106 going to the princess' wedding, 1439 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,190 and then depending on the guy, 1440 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:05,274 develop a level of comfort where 1441 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,359 I could ask him, "Hey, do you 1442 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:07,735 mind posing as an Upper East 1443 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,695 Side doctor?" 1444 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,655 >> I am so proud of you. 1445 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,949 >> (sighs) Thanks. 1446 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,748 >> Girls, Dana and I found these 1447 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,667 lovely champagne colored 1448 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:23,543 earrings. 1449 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,544 And you're gonna see, they're 1450 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:26,003 gonna go so perfectly 1451 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,297 with your champagne hair combs! 1452 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,924 >> Now, I tried to tell Mom that 1453 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,384 the champagne parasols were 1454 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,219 enough, but she wouldn't listen. 1455 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,303 >> Well, your daughter only gets 1456 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,180 married once, God willing. 1457 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,598 And I don't see the harm in 1458 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,267 having just a little bit of 1459 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,311 color coordination, do you? 1460 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,563 >> All we need now is the dyed 1461 00:33:43,646 --> 00:33:44,647 poodle to match. 1462 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,648 >> Oh, my God. 1463 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:46,691 I wanted that at my wedding, 1464 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,942 but those crazy animal people 1465 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,235 wouldn't let me. 1466 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,820 >> So, girls. 1467 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,071 I mean, there's so many of you, 1468 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,322 so I think the best thing to do 1469 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,991 is to line up according to your 1470 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:55,992 size. 1471 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,076 >> Mother! 1472 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,119 >> Honey, we can't keep the 1473 00:33:58,244 --> 00:33:59,954 dresses in order if we... 1474 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,914 Fine, we'll just do it 1475 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,124 alphabetically. 1476 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,793 (girls laugh) 1477 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,214 >> So, what's she like? 1478 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,132 >> Who? 1479 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,216 >> Natasha? 1480 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,802 >> Oh, well, I, um... 1481 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:15,887 >> George Clooney? 1482 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,097 >> Hmm? Excuse me? 1483 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,724 >> Is that who the actor is? 1484 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,309 >> Oh... I don't know. 1485 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,727 >> Oh, I won't say anything. 1486 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:23,936 >> No, I really don't know. 1487 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,773 >> (sighing) Okay. 1488 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,316 Pierce Brosnan? 1489 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,193 >> So, she's nice? 1490 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,360 >> Yeah, well, I-- 1491 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,820 >> She seems really nice. 1492 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:34,155 >> And she's so beautiful. 1493 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,239 >> Is she as beautiful in 1494 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,115 person? 1495 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,492 >> You can see for yourself. 1496 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,743 Natasha is coming to the 1497 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:39,619 wedding. 1498 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:40,453 >> Really? 1499 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,412 >> Of course. 1500 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:42,580 Why wouldn't I have a movie star 1501 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,081 at my daughter's wedding? 1502 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:45,249 >> It'll be so exciting to have 1503 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:46,751 a true celebrity there. 1504 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:47,794 >> Well, we should invite her to 1505 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:48,711 the shower! 1506 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:49,712 >> Do you think she'd come? 1507 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:50,588 >> Oh, Jane, you invite her, 1508 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:51,547 you guys are friends. 1509 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:52,715 >> No, actually, we're not 1510 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,008 friends, we just work together, 1511 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:55,218 and that's when she bothers to 1512 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,344 call me back. 1513 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,470 >> Green-eyed monster, 1514 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,721 party of one. 1515 00:34:58,805 --> 00:34:59,847 >> I'll call her. 1516 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,474 I'm sure she'd love to come. 1517 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,227 >> (speaking foreign language) 1518 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:08,314 >> What? 1519 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,524 >> Nothing. 1520 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:10,733 (speaking foreign language) 1521 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:14,320 >> You can tell me, really. 1522 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,488 >> Did you know that one of your 1523 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,156 hips is higher than the other? 1524 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,032 >> No. 1525 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,659 No, I didn't know that. 1526 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,868 >> Well... 1527 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:24,497 It's no picnic to deal with. 1528 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,459 (people chattering) 1529 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,683 >> Could you help me pick up 1530 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:44,517 that wrapper? 1531 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,519 I can't bend the way I used to. 1532 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,563 >> Oh, sure. 1533 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,358 >> Thank you. 1534 00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:53,526 I'm Herbert. 1535 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,360 >> Oh, Jane. 1536 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,653 >> Are you looking for a 1537 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:56,696 partner? 1538 00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,698 >> Oh, no, I-- I'm looking for 1539 00:35:58,781 --> 00:35:59,740 my friend Gary. 1540 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,867 >> That's too bad. 1541 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,161 You're a good bender. 1542 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,746 >> Jane! 1543 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:06,622 >> Hi! 1544 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:07,540 >> Oh, I'm so glad you could 1545 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:08,374 make it. 1546 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:09,250 >> Yeah, me too, thanks for 1547 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:10,084 the invitation. 1548 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:11,002 >> Of course, this is gonna be 1549 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:11,836 great, just great. 1550 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:13,004 Good people, good charity, 1551 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,423 and... look at the turnout. 1552 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,591 >> This is our group? 1553 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,384 >> Yeah, yeah. 1554 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,219 I guess we targeted the AARP 1555 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,137 a little strong. 1556 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:22,054 Next time, we'll have to cast 1557 00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,139 a wider net. 1558 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:24,891 >> Well, I guess we'll just have 1559 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,058 to stick together. 1560 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:26,934 >> I guess so. 1561 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:27,810 >> Yeah! 1562 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:28,728 >> So, you ready to get started? 1563 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:29,770 >> Uh, yeah, sure-- you know, 1564 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:30,855 I brought some sunscreen in case 1565 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:31,731 you need it. 1566 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:32,815 >> Look at you. 1567 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:33,691 A pro already at this. 1568 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,151 Sunscreen's a great idea. 1569 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:36,444 >> Well, you know, you can never 1570 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,320 be too careful. 1571 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,237 Just 'cause you're not lying at 1572 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,238 a beach, doesn't mean you don't 1573 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,072 need protection. 1574 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,741 Especially on those little areas 1575 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:43,451 like the ears and the hands 1576 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,287 and the, um... torso. 1577 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:49,749 We really need that sunscreen. 1578 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,626 Okay-- oh. 1579 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,543 Oh. 1580 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,419 >> Can I help you? 1581 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:54,253 >> I got it. 1582 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,046 >> You sure? 1583 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:55,880 >> It's okay, yeah. 1584 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:56,756 >> Okay, all right. 1585 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,007 >> You just stand there and look 1586 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:58,799 fabulous. 1587 00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,759 I meant to throw away this 1588 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:00,927 half-eaten sandwich. 1589 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,011 The whole world's on display 1590 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,596 here. 1591 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:05,890 Yeah, okay, here we go. 1592 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,060 Sunscreen. 1593 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,186 >> Jane, this is my girlfriend 1594 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:11,020 Cassandra. 1595 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:11,938 >> Hi. 1596 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,314 >> Hi, it's so great that you 1597 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,108 could make it. 1598 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,485 Could, uh, I get your help at 1599 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,444 the water table? 1600 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:19,403 For some reason, we've got a 1601 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,239 really thirsty group today. 1602 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,115 >> "For some reason?" 1603 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,242 Look at the hottie handing out 1604 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,743 water-- "for some reason?" 1605 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:26,619 >> (laughs) 1606 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,163 >> I'll catch up with you later. 1607 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,379 >> So, Herbert, you still need 1608 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,255 that partner? 1609 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,798 >> Oh, I've already found 1610 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:39,715 someone. 1611 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,342 Oh, well, you snooze, you lose, 1612 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,386 sweetheart. 1613 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:47,098 ♪ ♪ 1614 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:51,727 ♪ I've been high ♪ 1615 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,854 ♪ And I've been low... ♪ 1616 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,940 >> So? 1617 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:56,732 >> Really? 1618 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:57,817 >> Hey, Cojo says the animal 1619 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:58,859 prints are in. 1620 00:37:58,985 --> 00:37:59,860 >> And if I were trying to 1621 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,404 attract a gay man or a leopard, 1622 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:02,697 I'd be right there with him. 1623 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,783 Hey, Natasha, it's Jane. 1624 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,493 Just checking in, again. 1625 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:09,161 Listen, we're on a really tight 1626 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:09,912 deadline. 1627 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,330 I need your first chapter 1628 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,499 yesterday, literally. 1629 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,584 Um, if I don't get the piece, 1630 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,836 Marie Claire's gonna pull it. 1631 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,337 So, why don't you give me a 1632 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,631 call, I'd really appreciate it. 1633 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,508 Thanks. 1634 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,968 She's screening me. 1635 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:24,844 >> Why don't you try blasting 1636 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:25,970 Guns N' Roses into her machine 1637 00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:26,971 until she can't bear it anymore 1638 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:28,014 and is forced to come out of 1639 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:28,889 hiding. 1640 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:30,975 >> Hmm, the Noriega approach. 1641 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,018 >> Or you could forget her and 1642 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,394 just write the memoirs yourself. 1643 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,313 >> Ah, first chapter, 1644 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,023 "Who am I sleeping with today? 1645 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,025 Well, it's Tuesday, it must be a 1646 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,192 casting director." 1647 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,444 >> "And then if I get the part, 1648 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,695 it's my leading man, my director 1649 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:43,738 and the kid who brings me 1650 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:44,613 coffee." 1651 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:45,740 >> Oh, only if it's the studio 1652 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:46,574 head's kid. 1653 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:47,450 >> (chuckles) 1654 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,868 So, seriously, what happens if 1655 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:49,952 she doesn't turn up? 1656 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:50,995 >> I've scoped out a few places 1657 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,163 in the park that look cozy. 1658 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,456 >> She really sucks. 1659 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:54,540 >> Yeah, that's chapter two. 1660 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:55,916 >> All right, here it is. 1661 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:57,460 The outfit that says "Hank 1662 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,045 Chilton, my penultimate shot, 1663 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,338 you are gonna find me so 1664 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,715 charming, witty, and sexy but 1665 00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,300 classy, that you will have no 1666 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,384 choice but to fall madly in love 1667 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,552 with me, or at least go to the 1668 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:07,470 wedding and pretend." 1669 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,138 >> That is one chatty outfit. 1670 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,431 Can it go on the date without 1671 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,349 me? 1672 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,392 >> Where is your enthusiasm? 1673 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,727 >> I don't know. 1674 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,853 >> We've come this far. 1675 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:16,854 Do you really wanna let Dana and 1676 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:17,855 the Gnat think they're better 1677 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:18,773 than you just 'cause they have 1678 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:19,523 boyfriends? 1679 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:20,649 >> No, but don't you think it's 1680 00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:21,901 just a little pathetic to be 1681 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:23,527 doing all this at my age? 1682 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,696 >> No, it's usually pathetic. 1683 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,864 But it's not your fault, 1684 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:27,740 it's them. 1685 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:28,741 They're the ones who only have 1686 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:29,867 one measure for gauging whether 1687 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,285 or not a woman is a success. 1688 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,079 >> I guess you're right. 1689 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,080 >> So, you're gonna beat them at 1690 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:34,955 their own game. 1691 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:35,831 >> Yeah? 1692 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:36,791 >> You are gonna show up at that 1693 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:37,875 wedding with a boyfriend so 1694 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,043 fabulous, that Dana will 1695 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,336 experience her very first twinge 1696 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:41,378 of regret at being married. 1697 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:42,296 >> Ha ha! 1698 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:43,255 >> And you are gonna find that 1699 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:44,423 boyfriend tonight at Nate's. 1700 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:45,257 >> All right! 1701 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:46,175 >> And you're gonna do it 1702 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:47,301 wearing the leopard top! 1703 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:49,595 >> No! 1704 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:50,596 >> So, I don't understand why 1705 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:51,597 that's the only table 1706 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:52,515 you can give me. 1707 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:53,933 I mean, it's two feet from the 1708 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,351 bathroom! 1709 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,602 I think the health department 1710 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:57,770 would have a thing or two to say 1711 00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:58,771 about this, don't you, huh? 1712 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,481 >> I'm sorry, but we are full. 1713 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:01,565 >> Oh, so I get the crappy 1714 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:02,483 table? 1715 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:03,400 Oh, how 'bout that couple over 1716 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:04,276 there, why don't you give it 1717 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,319 to them, they're from Jersey, 1718 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:06,862 they'll feel right at home! 1719 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:07,905 How 'bout that guy over there? 1720 00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:08,864 He won't know the difference, 1721 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:10,074 he's practically blind. 1722 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,450 Hey, Stevie Wonder, got a table 1723 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,618 over there for ya. 1724 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,745 >> Keep your voice down, please. 1725 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,460 >> Hi, Natasha, it's Jane again. 1726 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,795 Uh, if you're there, will you 1727 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,505 pick up? 1728 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,299 No. 1729 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,635 Okay, well, um, call me, 1730 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:30,553 it's important. 1731 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:31,762 I know I mentioned that before 1732 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,931 to no avail, but, uh... 1733 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,474 I'm kind of at a loss here. 1734 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,392 (knocking) 1735 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:37,476 Um, you know, if you're just one 1736 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:38,769 of those people that don't like 1737 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:40,312 phones, I'm open to other modes 1738 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,981 of communication-- email, 1739 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,232 instant message-- hell, I'll 1740 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,358 even hire a guy to tap it out 1741 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,317 in Morse code. 1742 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,278 Bye. 1743 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,529 Natasha? 1744 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,655 >> Hi. 1745 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,489 >> Hi. 1746 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,158 >> I'm sorry to barge in on you. 1747 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,493 >> No, that's okay, come in. 1748 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:55,911 >> I wasn't sure I'd find you. 1749 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:56,954 I thought you'd probably be at 1750 00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:58,831 your boyfriend's. 1751 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,625 >> Yeah, you know, I usually am. 1752 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,668 (chuckles) 1753 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,628 As you can see, it looks like a 1754 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:05,671 22-year-old lives here, 'cause 1755 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,340 that's the last time I was here. 1756 00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:09,592 Can I get you anything? 1757 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,635 >> Uh, iced tea would be great. 1758 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,762 >> Okay, well, it would be. 1759 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,681 I think the only options are 1760 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,393 low-sodium soy sauce or... 1761 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,269 water. 1762 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,687 >> Water's fine. 1763 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,063 >> So, I haven't heard from you 1764 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:23,939 in a while. 1765 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:24,982 I'm assuming there's been some 1766 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,818 kind of writer's block going on. 1767 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,903 For future reference, 1768 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:29,945 I can help you with that. 1769 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,530 But I can't help you if you hide 1770 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,364 from me. 1771 00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:35,034 >> I'm pregnant. 1772 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,785 >> What does your boyfriend say? 1773 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,622 >> Sam's amazing. 1774 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,123 You know, he-- first, he was a 1775 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,625 saint after the mess with the 1776 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,501 actor. 1777 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,544 And now this comes along, and he 1778 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,379 couldn't be more thrilled. 1779 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:48,923 >> Well, that's good, right? 1780 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,674 >> Yeah, it is. 1781 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,551 I should be grateful. 1782 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,345 It's just, this is not what I 1783 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,804 had planned, you know. 1784 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,473 Not now, not when my own life 1785 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:58,724 is so screwed up. 1786 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,726 >> Your life is not screwed up. 1787 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,561 >> I am a washed up actor who is 1788 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,146 only known at all because of an 1789 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,148 affair I had over a year ago 1790 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,608 with a real actor. 1791 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,487 Yeah, I'm doing great. 1792 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,696 I don't know the first thing 1793 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,240 about being a mom. 1794 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,950 What if I screw that up too? 1795 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:16,867 >> You won't. 1796 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,077 >> How do you know? 1797 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,078 >> I don't. 1798 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:19,995 >> (laughs) 1799 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:21,080 >> But if you do screw your kid 1800 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:22,623 up, there is a whole industry of 1801 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:23,707 therapists out there that are 1802 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:25,167 just waiting to help. 1803 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,253 Everyone screws up, which is 1804 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,338 actually normal, right? 1805 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,256 Not screwing up would be the 1806 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,590 weird thing, so let's hope you 1807 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,758 screw up, missy. 1808 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,260 >> I'm sorry for the 1809 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,552 disappearing act, I just 1810 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,221 couldn't talk to anyone. 1811 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:38,847 But I-- I do have the first 1812 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:39,598 chapter. 1813 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:40,766 >> Wow, that's amazing, 1814 00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:41,850 considering everything you've 1815 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,061 been through. 1816 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,945 This is it? 1817 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:53,946 >> She's gonna get fat. 1818 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:54,738 >> Stop it. 1819 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:55,614 >> Do they make leather 1820 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:56,490 maternity pants? 1821 00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:57,574 >> I'm serious, I actually feel 1822 00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:58,409 kinda bad for her. 1823 00:42:58,867 --> 00:42:59,451 >> Oh, come on. 1824 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,619 She totally screwed you over. 1825 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:01,579 You were supposed to have a week 1826 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:02,413 to do your excerpt, 1827 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,247 you had one night. 1828 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,123 >> So, I'll bill her for the 1829 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,250 Red Bull I mainlined. 1830 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,668 Morgan, I need to order some 1831 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,628 office supplies, please. 1832 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,046 >> Yeah, you've exceeded your 1833 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:11,922 monthly limit. 1834 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,215 We've cut you off. 1835 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,049 >> What?! 1836 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:14,967 >> And, uh, William would like 1837 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,427 to see you right away. 1838 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,970 >> Oh, okay. 1839 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:18,846 >> Don't worry! 1840 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,347 No one's ever been fired for 1841 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,224 using too many Post-Its. 1842 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,810 At least not yet. 1843 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,028 >> Uh, hello. 1844 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,237 >> We haven't got all day. 1845 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,197 Sit down. 1846 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:45,873 Just wanna make sure 1847 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:46,790 everything's going okay with the 1848 00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:47,750 Nutley project. 1849 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:48,751 >> Yeah, as far as I'm 1850 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:49,835 concerned. 1851 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:50,753 It's not always smooth every 1852 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,463 step of the way, but... 1853 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,589 as long as everything turns out 1854 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:54,840 okay, who needs to know about 1855 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:57,301 the problems? 1856 00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:59,178 Which probably makes you wonder 1857 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,555 why I brought them up. 1858 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,307 >> Jane is doing great. 1859 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,600 I read the first chapter this 1860 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,018 morning and the outline for two 1861 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,519 and three, and it's right on 1862 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,146 track with what we want. 1863 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,356 And the excerpt for Marie 1864 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,523 Claire, perfect. 1865 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:12,816 >> Is that true, Grant? 1866 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,817 >> Yes. 1867 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:14,860 I'm actually quite pleased with 1868 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,236 how everything's turning out. 1869 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,113 >> Well, so am I. 1870 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:18,864 >> Really? 1871 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,032 >> That's why I said it. 1872 00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:21,367 >> Of course. 1873 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,368 >> I want you to write the back 1874 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,160 cover copy. 1875 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,205 Do a good job, do it fast. 1876 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,373 >> I will. 1877 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,125 Thank you. 1878 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,251 >> Max, you stay. 1879 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,336 There's something I need to 1880 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,630 discuss with you. 1881 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,887 >> So... 1882 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,097 you know I haven't thought about 1883 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,556 me and Max for a while now. 1884 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,724 >> Uh oh. 1885 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,184 >> I just got called in to see 1886 00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:49,395 Remke, and as usual, I got 1887 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,562 completely tongue-tied. 1888 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,023 But Max stepped in and saved me. 1889 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,316 He raved about my work, and 1890 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,402 Remke ended up raving as well. 1891 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,569 >> Jane, that's great. 1892 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:58,404 >> I know! 1893 00:44:58,487 --> 00:44:59,279 >> But that's about you, 1894 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,155 not Max. 1895 00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:01,407 >> Well, it's just that he knows 1896 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:02,991 me so well. 1897 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,786 And he makes me feel... safe. 1898 00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:07,663 >> It didn't work between 1899 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:08,539 you guys. 1900 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:09,540 >> But is it working that much 1901 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:10,374 better now? 1902 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:11,583 I mean, any problems we had in 1903 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:12,876 the past seem pretty minor 1904 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,044 compared to guys with 1905 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:15,129 girlfriends and guys who aren't 1906 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,005 over their exes, and guys who 1907 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,257 are driven to drink by the mere 1908 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,758 thought of dating me, and... 1909 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,592 >> (laughing) 1910 00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:21,593 You're in the toad phase. 1911 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:22,511 It's just part of moving 1912 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:23,345 forward. 1913 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,346 >> I don't know. 1914 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,681 Moving backwards to see if 1915 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:26,765 things could work out between 1916 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,766 Max and I is sounding 1917 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:28,642 better and better. 1918 00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:29,810 >> You don't wanna do that. 1919 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:30,769 >> Well, I don't wanna keep 1920 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:31,645 dating. 1921 00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:32,646 I mean, my only other option 1922 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:33,814 is to buy a dozen cats and 1923 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,067 call it a day. 1924 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,652 >> Jane, you're wanted in the 1925 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,654 conference room. 1926 00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:43,115 You can come too. 1927 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,283 >> Thanks. 1928 00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:45,284 (both laughing) 1929 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,119 What was that about? 1930 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:50,289 >> I mean, it's probably insane, 1931 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,790 but... 1932 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,292 >> Oh, my God. 1933 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,293 You're being promoted! 1934 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,169 >> Maybe. 1935 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:56,170 >> That has to be it, you just 1936 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:57,171 said Remke raved. 1937 00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:58,172 Remke never raves. 1938 00:45:58,839 --> 00:45:59,673 >> I know, and he asked Max 1939 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:00,632 to stay after 1940 00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:01,592 to discuss some things. 1941 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:02,509 >> It's about time, we've been 1942 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,512 waiting for this forever. 1943 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,598 Okay, you look great. 1944 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,975 Let's go, Miss Associate Editor. 1945 00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:11,018 >> Oh, my God. 1946 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,145 (girls chuckling) 1947 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,440 Okay. 1948 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:19,651 (laughs) 1949 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,528 (clears throat) 1950 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,406 >> Thank you all for gathering 1951 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,324 like this. 1952 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,075 Um, I have an announcement, that 1953 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,952 on a personal level, I feel very 1954 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,622 lucky to be able to deliver. 1955 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:32,873 I'm happy to announce that I'm 1956 00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:34,583 engaged to be married to 1957 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:36,793 Carolyn Klausner. 1958 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,170 Some of you know her, but for 1959 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:39,713 those of you who don't, she's an 1960 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:40,964 executive vice president at 1961 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,341 Metropolitan Scene. 1962 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,802 But more importantly, she's the 1963 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:45,844 woman of my dreams. 1964 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:46,929 >> She's not here, Max, you 1965 00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:47,930 don't have to say the sappy 1966 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:48,764 stuff. 1967 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,015 (laughter) 1968 00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:51,183 To Max's engagement. 1969 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,811 >> (all) To Max's engagement. 1970 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,187 >> I guess I'll keep dating. 1971 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,105 >> Mm-hmm. 1972 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:04,071 (piano music playing) 1973 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:14,373 >> Jane Grant? 1974 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,750 >> Hi, uh, Timothy? 1975 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:17,543 >> Yeah. 1976 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,418 >> Oh, hi. 1977 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,211 >> Hi. 1978 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,045 >> You're early. 1979 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:20,963 >> So are you. 1980 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:22,172 I guess that's one thing that we 1981 00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:23,298 have in common, huh? 1982 00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:24,299 >> I thought I would squeeze in 1983 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,509 a little work. 1984 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:26,677 I didn't mean for you to catch 1985 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:27,844 me, sorry. 1986 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:28,720 >> Oh, that's okay, 1987 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:29,721 I understand. 1988 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,139 In fact, I shouldn't admit to 1989 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,141 this, but I brought some of my 1990 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,351 work too, in case you ended up 1991 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,352 being late. 1992 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,228 >> Wow! 1993 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:37,145 I mean, we've only known each 1994 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:38,355 other 20 seconds, and already 1995 00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:39,606 we're the world's most boring 1996 00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:40,482 couple. 1997 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:41,608 >> Yeah, we moved right past 1998 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,235 butterflies into comfortably 1999 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,361 ignoring each other. 2000 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,404 >> I'm sorry, did you say 2001 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,446 something? 2002 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:47,364 (both laugh) 2003 00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:49,074 So, um, how long have you had 2004 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,534 this fear of downtime? 2005 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,244 >> Mmm, I trace it back to a 2006 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,912 pivotal subway breakdown 2007 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:54,955 in which I had no 2008 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,831 reading materials. 2009 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,165 >> Oh, that sounds traumatic. 2010 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,458 >> Mm-hmm, it altered the course 2011 00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,793 of my life. 2012 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:00,836 What about you? 2013 00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:02,671 >> Yeah, 36 hours in an airport 2014 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:03,964 during a blizzard. 2015 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:04,923 >> Ouch. 2016 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,216 My story's nothing compared 2017 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,217 to yours. 2018 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,552 >> Well, this may sound a little 2019 00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:09,511 weird, but if you want to keep 2020 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,263 tonight short to finish your 2021 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,598 work, I totally understand. 2022 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:13,724 >> No, I don't think so. 2023 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:14,725 I've been looking forward to 2024 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:15,559 meeting you. 2025 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,685 >> You have? 2026 00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,686 >> Yeah. 2027 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:19,354 Why is that so hard to believe? 2028 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,272 >> I'm just a little surprised 2029 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,273 to hear you say it. 2030 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,442 Nobody's really that direct. 2031 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:24,776 >> Well, then in the interest of 2032 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:25,902 directness, I should probably 2033 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:26,945 tell you that I lied to you 2034 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,363 earlier. 2035 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:29,948 >> Oh. 2036 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,366 >> I haven't moved past 2037 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,077 butterflies yet. 2038 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,079 >> Oh. 2039 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,625 ♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪ 2040 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,793 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 2041 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:42,878 ♪ Beyond compare ♪ 2042 00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:43,920 ♪ Can't help but stare ♪ 2043 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,964 ♪ So full of life ♪ 2044 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,966 ♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪ 2045 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,093 ♪ You're magical ♪ 2046 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,136 ♪ You're blessed to stay ♪ 2047 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,304 ♪ I appreciate it ♪ 2048 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,139 ♪ You stop the clouds ♪ 2049 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,140 ♪ From crying... ♪ 2050 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:56,433 >> I'm glad you talked me into 2051 00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:57,768 staying out tonight. 2052 00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:58,936 >> Well, you know, the fact that 2053 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,520 you've never seen "Taxi Driver" 2054 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:01,730 needed to be corrected 2055 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:03,231 immediately, okay? 2056 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,192 >> (laughs) Yeah, it was great. 2057 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,611 I love Al Pacino. 2058 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,155 What? 2059 00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,032 >> That was Robert De Niro. 2060 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,992 >> Right, I always get those 2061 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,661 two mixed up. 2062 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,703 >> Please tell me you're 2063 00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:18,121 kidding, right? 2064 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,998 >> Uh oh, I should be smart 2065 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,541 and-- and stop here, 2066 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,169 shouldn't I? 2067 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,170 >> I mean, they're two of the 2068 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,422 greatest actors of our time. 2069 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,008 How could you get them mixed up? 2070 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,218 >> I don't know, I'm not 2071 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:32,135 proud of it. 2072 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:33,136 Okay, which one was it that was 2073 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,471 in "Tootsie?" 2074 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:37,224 >> That was Dustin Hoffman. 2075 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,350 >> This is a deal breaker, 2076 00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:39,851 isn't it? 2077 00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:41,311 >> You're a nut. 2078 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,522 >> Mmm, could I sell you on 2079 00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:46,149 lovable neurotic? 2080 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,734 >> Well... 2081 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:50,696 let me think about that. 2082 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,698 ♪ You stop the flowers ♪ 2083 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,866 ♪ From dying, I'm sighing ♪ 2084 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,412 ♪ But you don't see ♪ 2085 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,666 ♪ Who you are, what you mean ♪ 2086 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,751 ♪ I wish you... ♪ 2087 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:08,463 Lovable neurotic works fine. 2088 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:11,007 ♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪ 2089 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:13,385 ♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪ 2090 00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,220 ♪ Won't you come my way ♪ 2091 00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:16,555 ♪ Your beauty's true ♪ 2092 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,931 ♪ Don't listen to what ♪ 2093 00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:19,391 ♪ Those might say ♪ 2094 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,685 ♪ Beautiful you... ♪ 2095 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:26,606 ♪ ♪ 2096 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,419 >> (sighs) 2097 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,255 >> Oh, you're finally up. 2098 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,757 After the fifth snooze. 2099 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,758 >> (chuckles) 2100 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,092 What are you doing way 2101 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,969 over there? 2102 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:59,389 (laughs) 2103 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,975 How are you so awake? 2104 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,101 >> Well, I've been up for 2105 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,102 a while. 2106 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,353 I wanted to make you breakfast 2107 00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,772 in bed. 2108 00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,107 >> Oh, that's so sweet. 2109 00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:10,192 >> Well, sadly enough, the only 2110 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,109 thing I could find in your 2111 00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,361 kitchen was popcorn, and that's 2112 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:14,780 a little too "Charlie Brown 2113 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,072 Thanksgiving," you know? 2114 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,450 >> (laughing) Yeah. 2115 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,451 >> You know, I don't usually do 2116 00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,702 this on a first date. 2117 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:21,703 I-- I don't want you to think 2118 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,288 that I'm a slut, you know? 2119 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:24,915 >> Well, of course I do. 2120 00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:26,124 I mean, I didn't even have to 2121 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,793 get you drunk. 2122 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,002 >> Oh, so basically, you're just 2123 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:31,254 using me for sex. 2124 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,547 >> No. 2125 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,673 Actually, I have a few things 2126 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,883 that need fixing around the 2127 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:35,801 apartment. 2128 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,594 >> Oh. 2129 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:38,428 I see. 2130 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,430 >> (laughs) 2131 00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:44,309 >> Are you working? 2132 00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:45,227 >> What do you think? 2133 00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:46,228 >> Yeah, I know, but sometimes 2134 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,145 you could be looking at the 2135 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,146 page, and really you're thinking 2136 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,981 about puppies, or toast, 2137 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,566 or how weird it is that you hate 2138 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,026 rap, but you think Eminem is so 2139 00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:54,653 sexy. 2140 00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:55,487 Yeah, that's just me. 2141 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,655 But come on, we need more on the 2142 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,572 Timothy date. 2143 00:51:58,281 --> 00:51:58,532 >> I told you, it was good. 2144 00:51:59,157 --> 00:51:59,616 >> Good-good, or just good 2145 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:00,617 enough, considering the ticking 2146 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:01,368 clock? 2147 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:02,244 >> Good-good. 2148 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:03,078 >> Wow! 2149 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:04,204 >> You know, he's a really great 2150 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:05,372 guy and a doctor, so he totally 2151 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:06,456 fits the lie. 2152 00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:07,541 >> So, is he a good kisser? 2153 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:08,375 >> They slept together. 2154 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:09,417 >> So, that doesn't mean he's a 2155 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:10,252 good kisser. 2156 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:11,128 >> No, but it means 2157 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:12,087 you can come up with a more 2158 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:13,004 intriguing question to ask. 2159 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:13,922 >> Hey, you know what'd be 2160 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,048 ironic, is if I actually went 2161 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:16,091 through with this and got a date 2162 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:17,092 for the wedding, but then 2163 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:18,468 couldn't show my face because I 2164 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:19,427 had been fired for not getting 2165 00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:20,345 my work done. 2166 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:22,597 >> Shutting up now. 2167 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:24,099 >> He's a really good kisser. 2168 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,351 >> Oh! 2169 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,062 (overlapping chatter) 2170 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,900 >> Oh-ho-ho-ho! 2171 00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:35,152 >> All right, I'll answer to 2172 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,528 Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte 2173 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,196 Bardot, but I draw the line at 2174 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,322 Edith Piaf. 2175 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,365 >> Actually, I'm laughing at the 2176 00:52:40,448 --> 00:52:41,533 fact that you're here again. 2177 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,535 You log more hours than I do. 2178 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,495 In fact, one more visit and I 2179 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,705 think they'll make you manager. 2180 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,290 >> Oh, well, I'm glad you find 2181 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,666 my pain amusing. 2182 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,376 >> Oh, I do, and if I knew you 2183 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,544 a little better, I would totally 2184 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,545 mock the beret. 2185 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,046 >> Three words-- 2186 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,840 themed bridal shower. 2187 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:57,841 >> Oh! 2188 00:52:57,924 --> 00:52:59,384 Can I help you out with a sudden 2189 00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:01,052 debilitating blow to the head? 2190 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,262 >> So sweet. 2191 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:03,221 >> Maybe I should just check 2192 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,222 the registry. 2193 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:05,140 >> Oh, wait, no. 2194 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,349 I'm over registries. 2195 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:07,392 You know, it's just not fair 2196 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,810 that just 'cause you're getting 2197 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:09,728 married, that you get to hand 2198 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,021 people a list and say, "Buy me 2199 00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:12,314 this stuff," and no one finds 2200 00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,648 this presumptuous? 2201 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:14,441 >> (chuckles) 2202 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,610 >> What, you don't agree? 2203 00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:17,485 You're not going soft 2204 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,403 on me, are you? 2205 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:19,321 >> It's just really hard to take 2206 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:20,238 you seriously when you look like 2207 00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:21,114 a gondolier. 2208 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:22,365 >> How is this my life? 2209 00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:23,617 >> Hey, maybe you should take 2210 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:24,826 the "if you can't beat 'em, 2211 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,077 join 'em" approach. 2212 00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:27,204 >> And what, shack up with some 2213 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,330 random guy in order to get 2214 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,164 presents? 2215 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:30,206 >> No, just register yourself 2216 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:31,875 for, like, your 30th birthday. 2217 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:33,210 >> Oh, right, because I just 2218 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,544 don't have enough humiliation 2219 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,420 in my life. 2220 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:36,338 >> Well, then buy yourself 2221 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,464 something nice, you know, 2222 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:39,466 to get through all this. 2223 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,592 >> An island. 2224 00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:42,260 >> (chuckles) I-- I was thinking 2225 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:43,803 champagne glasses. 2226 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,096 They make a nice statement. 2227 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,056 Like, uh, you know, you have 2228 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:47,515 lots of things to celebrate, 2229 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:49,309 and they're on sale. 2230 00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:50,435 >> You're a really good 2231 00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:51,228 salesperson. 2232 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:52,604 >> Shh, keep it down. 2233 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:53,647 I'm still hoping to escape this 2234 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:56,107 place one day. 2235 00:53:58,443 --> 00:53:59,611 >> Well I, for one, 2236 00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:00,737 am so relieved. 2237 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:01,821 Over a year of planning? 2238 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:02,989 Thank God this wedding 2239 00:54:03,114 --> 00:54:04,032 is in two weeks. 2240 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:05,450 >> Over a year of planning? 2241 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:06,910 It's been more like 24 years. 2242 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:07,786 >> Ohh. 2243 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:08,787 >> You used to read me excerpts 2244 00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:09,955 from "Modern Bride." 2245 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,872 >> I did not. 2246 00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:11,790 (girls laughing) 2247 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,792 >> So, Natasha, we're so glad 2248 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:14,834 you could fit us into your 2249 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,961 glamorous life. 2250 00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:17,212 >> Oh, I don't know how 2251 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:18,255 glamorous it is. 2252 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:19,464 If I wasn't here, I'd be sitting 2253 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,383 at home writing in my PJs. 2254 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,801 >> A famous actress, 2255 00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,135 and she's modest. 2256 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,971 >> Well, I'm just so excited to 2257 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,138 be a part of this, 'cause it's 2258 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,473 not everyday that Dana 2259 00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:29,349 gets married. 2260 00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:30,809 At least, we hope. 2261 00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:32,394 >> Yes, we do. 2262 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,688 >> So, speaking of weddings, 2263 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,606 I heard about Max. 2264 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:37,899 >> Max from work? 2265 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,192 >> He's Jane's ex. 2266 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,069 >> Oh, I didn't know that. 2267 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:42,737 >> Yeah, Max just got engaged to 2268 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,073 a gorgeous VP at Cosmopolitan 2269 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,533 Scene. 2270 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,576 >> No, it's okay, really. 2271 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:50,286 I wish him the best. 2272 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,162 >> Well, it's good that you 2273 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,247 at least have Timothy. 2274 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,581 >> It's a very good thing. 2275 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:54,833 You know, and I feel very lucky 2276 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,167 to have him in my life. 2277 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,502 >> Well, good, I look forward to 2278 00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:58,878 meeting him at the wedding. 2279 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:00,046 >> Thank you. 2280 00:55:00,171 --> 00:55:00,964 >> And of course, you know, 2281 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,507 if things don't work out, Jane, 2282 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,759 Ethan Miles is still available. 2283 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,177 (girls laughing) 2284 00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:07,429 >> Right. 2285 00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:09,014 Excuse me, I need to get more 2286 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,015 crepes. 2287 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,599 >> Oh, remember, you still have 2288 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:12,809 to fit into your bridesmaid 2289 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:14,352 dress. 2290 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,022 (French music playing) 2291 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,820 >> I'm so sorry about Max. 2292 00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:24,988 I didn't know you guys used to 2293 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:25,739 be an item. 2294 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,781 Why didn't you tell me? 2295 00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:28,616 >> Oh, I don't know, it's just 2296 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,493 not a very big deal. 2297 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:31,703 >> It sucks. 2298 00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:34,622 >> Yeah, a little bit. 2299 00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:36,082 >> Well, I'm around if you ever 2300 00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:37,042 wanna talk. 2301 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:40,587 >> Wow, thanks, but I'm good. 2302 00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,047 So, how's everything going 2303 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,173 with you? 2304 00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,383 >> Okay, you know, just slowly 2305 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,551 getting used to the idea of 2306 00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:48,344 being pregnant and stuff. 2307 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:49,554 I guess I'm gonna have to tell 2308 00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,930 my parents someday soon. 2309 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:51,848 >> Oh, I'm sure they'll be 2310 00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:52,599 excited. 2311 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,059 >> Would you come with me? 2312 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,518 Next weekend. 2313 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:56,728 >> Oh, I-- I don't think that-- 2314 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,355 >> Please, this is just too big. 2315 00:55:58,438 --> 00:55:59,481 I don't think I can face them 2316 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:00,315 alone. 2317 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,274 >> Are you sure? 2318 00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,233 >> Yeah. 2319 00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:04,569 It'll be great, really. 2320 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:05,862 Thanks so much, 'cause I don't 2321 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,739 know what I'd do without you. 2322 00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:08,990 >> Natasha? 2323 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:09,866 Come on. 2324 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:10,950 >> Things have been so boring 2325 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:11,910 without you. 2326 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,037 >> Oh, stop. 2327 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:17,457 >> I don't know, 2328 00:56:17,582 --> 00:56:18,541 what do you think? 2329 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,584 Too low cut? 2330 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:20,627 >> Hon, you saw "Grease" like 2331 00:56:20,752 --> 00:56:21,711 14 times as a kid. 2332 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:22,754 How could you not have gotten 2333 00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:23,922 its message? 2334 00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:24,923 >> Slut yourself up, 2335 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,299 and boys'll like ya. 2336 00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:27,258 >> Exactly. 2337 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:28,593 >> (chuckles) So, did you see 2338 00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:29,844 what Timothy sent me? 2339 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:30,762 >> I assumed they weren't this 2340 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,180 pathetic when he sent them. 2341 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:34,808 >> No, they were beautiful. 2342 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,142 >> So, have you talked? 2343 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,602 >> No, he left a message. 2344 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:39,229 >> But have you talked? 2345 00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:40,939 >> He left a message. 2346 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:41,773 >> Uh huh. 2347 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:42,941 >> Don't "uh huh" me, you know 2348 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,400 he's busy at the hospital. 2349 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,735 >> Too busy for a conversation? 2350 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,945 >> Yes, and don't act like 2351 00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,279 that's something weird. 2352 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,864 Doctors have insane schedules, 2353 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:51,032 you've seen "ER." 2354 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,242 >> I guess-- but I'm glad 2355 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:53,159 we're going out tonight. 2356 00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:54,202 Never hurts to have backups. 2357 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:55,537 >> I don't need a backup. 2358 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,496 >> I'm not talking about you, 2359 00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:57,539 I'm talking about me. 2360 00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,124 Serge is driving me crazy. 2361 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,917 >> Oh, God, what'd he do now? 2362 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,168 >> Cooking, leaving me cute 2363 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:04,129 notes, giving me back rubs. 2364 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,296 >> Oh, for God sakes, 2365 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,381 dump the man already. 2366 00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:07,340 (knocking) 2367 00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,717 Hey, will you get that? 2368 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,930 (door opening) 2369 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,056 >> Hi, hi, hi, I'm sorry I'm 2370 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,266 late, I couldn't catch a cab. 2371 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,809 It was like I was Chris Rock 2372 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,394 on Fifth Avenue. 2373 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,270 What? 2374 00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,312 That wasn't racist. 2375 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,022 That was a commentary on racism. 2376 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,566 >> You have sex hair! 2377 00:57:24,649 --> 00:57:26,234 >> Yeah? 2378 00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,402 >> Ah, the married girl's 2379 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:28,319 getting some! 2380 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,779 >> Wasn't even my birthday! 2381 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:30,697 >> Nice. 2382 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,449 Fix. 2383 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,284 >> So, what's the occasion? 2384 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:35,827 >> I walked into the living 2385 00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:37,120 room, Jeff was watching 2386 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,121 baseball. 2387 00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:39,497 >> Jeff was watching sports? 2388 00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,331 >> (giggles) I know. 2389 00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:41,332 Well, later I found out he was 2390 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:42,417 just flipping channels between a 2391 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,585 pledge drive, but it was still 2392 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:44,502 so hot. 2393 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:45,837 >> (laughing) So, what are you 2394 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:46,754 doing here? 2395 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:47,714 I mean, why don't you go home 2396 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:48,923 and hang out some more? 2397 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:50,175 >> Trust me, hanging out won't 2398 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:51,259 happen for at least 2399 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:52,177 another two weeks. 2400 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,011 >> Oh. 2401 00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:53,845 >> Better? 2402 00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:54,846 >> Gorgeous. 2403 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:55,638 >> Let's go. 2404 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:56,723 >> Oh, wait, I didn't even 2405 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:57,932 offer, you want a drink? 2406 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,685 >> Before we go for drinks? 2407 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,520 >> Okay. 2408 00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:08,568 ♪ ♪ 2409 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,364 >> You do realize mojitos are 2410 00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:14,532 so five minutes ago. 2411 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,408 >> What? 2412 00:58:16,075 --> 00:58:16,534 >> It's true, it was in "EW" 2413 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:18,286 and the Shaw Report never lies. 2414 00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:19,370 >> So, what's in? 2415 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:20,705 >> Something I can't pronounce, 2416 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:21,789 which makes it painfully clear 2417 00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:23,583 where my social standing lies. 2418 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,542 (glasses clink) 2419 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:25,919 >> Ooh, did you hear Driscoll 2420 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:27,003 Meyer's single again? 2421 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,838 >> Oh, my God, I was so in love 2422 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:29,714 with Driscoll Meyer. 2423 00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:30,632 >> I know, should I have him 2424 00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:31,382 call you? 2425 00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:32,342 >> Uh, given that the love 2426 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:33,218 might have diminished had we 2427 00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:34,177 ever actually spoken, 2428 00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:35,345 I don't think so. 2429 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:36,346 >> The wedding's a week from 2430 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,222 tomorrow. 2431 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,306 >> I think I actually might be 2432 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:39,390 seeing someone. 2433 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:40,516 >> Okay, don't take this the 2434 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:41,434 wrong way, but part of the 2435 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:42,477 definition of seeing someone 2436 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:44,354 is actually seeing them. 2437 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,480 >> He left me a message. 2438 00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:46,481 >> Have you talked? 2439 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:47,482 >> He's busy at the hospital, 2440 00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:48,566 you know how doctors are. 2441 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,651 >> Man, it'd suck if you went 2442 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:50,652 through all this and ended up 2443 00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:51,778 going to the wedding alone. 2444 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:52,695 >> You wanna know the truth? 2445 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:53,655 It's not even about a date for 2446 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:54,864 the wedding anymore, it's about 2447 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:55,740 the guy. 2448 00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:57,283 A partner, you know, for more 2449 00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:59,077 than just one afternoon. 2450 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,245 I had that with Max, and I think 2451 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,579 I'm ready to have that again, 2452 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,580 and I'm hoping it's with 2453 00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,539 Timothy. 2454 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:04,457 >> And you should have that, 2455 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:05,667 Jane, I mean it. 2456 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,043 No, 'cause for all the ways a 2457 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,127 relationship ends up being not 2458 00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:09,337 quite what you expected, 2459 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:10,463 sometimes it turns out better 2460 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:11,547 than you ever imagined. 2461 00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:12,924 >> I've got to break up with 2462 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:14,175 Serge. 2463 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,760 Excuse me, the mojito's not 2464 00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:16,803 working for her. 2465 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:17,804 >> Yeah, could I get a cosmo 2466 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:18,596 instead? 2467 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,681 >> You really don't get out, 2468 00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:20,431 do you? 2469 00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:21,766 >> What? I like cosmos, 2470 00:59:21,891 --> 00:59:22,850 they're pink. 2471 00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:24,102 >> Okay, I say we give her this 2472 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,228 one, but the day she shows up in 2473 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,229 a pashmina, we're writing her 2474 00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:29,524 off as married and beyond help. 2475 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,668 >> Jane, what's wrong? 2476 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:52,255 >> It's Timothy. 2477 00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:54,215 >> Let's go. 2478 01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:02,098 >> Jane? 2479 01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:04,434 Excuse me. 2480 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,185 Jane. 2481 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,395 Please, let me talk to you. 2482 01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:08,896 Please. 2483 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,982 >> We'll be right up the street. 2484 01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,360 >> I swear I wasn't lying about 2485 01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:15,403 things being crazy at the 2486 01:00:15,486 --> 01:00:16,446 hospital, you know? 2487 01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:17,822 I'm there all the time. 2488 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:18,990 And I just figure, it will be 2489 01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,074 easier for me to get involved 2490 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:21,034 with someone who was going 2491 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,702 through the same stuff. 2492 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:23,828 I'm just so sorry about 2493 01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:24,787 the timing. 2494 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:28,291 I-- I never would have... 2495 01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:31,502 You-- you are a great girl. 2496 01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,547 You'll find someone, I promise. 2497 01:00:34,672 --> 01:00:36,466 It's just not me. 2498 01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,926 I'm sorry. 2499 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:42,805 ♪ ♪ 2500 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,431 (opera music playing) 2501 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,937 (couple laughing) 2502 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,154 (wall begins banging) 2503 01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:05,722 (opera music ends) 2504 01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:08,391 (girl exclaiming) 2505 01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:12,562 (knocking) 2506 01:02:12,645 --> 01:02:14,522 >> Coming. 2507 01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,818 >> I went to Costco yesterday. 2508 01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,403 They had a fabulous sale 2509 01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:22,655 on shampoo. 2510 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,324 This one smells like mango. 2511 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,075 >> Oh. 2512 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,326 Well, my giant and I will 2513 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,411 enjoy that. 2514 01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:29,454 >> And you're not gonna believe 2515 01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:30,621 what I found when I was doing 2516 01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:31,914 my errands. 2517 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,416 Bridesmaid shoes. 2518 01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:34,667 They weren't picked up. 2519 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:35,793 >> I'm sorry, Aunt Ina, 2520 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:36,753 I've been busy. 2521 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:37,795 >> You know what I think's best 2522 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,629 for being busy? 2523 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,881 Getting up before 10:00 A.M. 2524 01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:40,798 on a Saturday. 2525 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,258 >> Thank you for the shoes. 2526 01:02:42,341 --> 01:02:43,342 >> Make sure that you break them 2527 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:44,927 in before the wedding. 2528 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,220 What I suggest is you walk up 2529 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,181 and down your hallway every day 2530 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:49,932 at increasing amounts. 2531 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:50,975 >> What is it, a wedding 2532 01:02:51,058 --> 01:02:51,976 or a marathon? 2533 01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:53,394 (phone ringing) 2534 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,687 >> What's that? 2535 01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:56,147 Do you have a cell phone? 2536 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,732 When did you get a cell phone? 2537 01:02:57,815 --> 01:02:58,900 I asked you if you had a cell 2538 01:02:58,983 --> 01:02:59,901 phone so I could reach you, 2539 01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:01,027 and you said you didn't have 2540 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:01,944 a cell phone. 2541 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,196 >> Please stop saying "cell 2542 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:04,363 phone." 2543 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:05,573 Hello? 2544 01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:06,657 >> Hi, Jane, this is 2545 01:03:06,782 --> 01:03:07,742 Driscoll Meyer. 2546 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:08,659 I don't know if you remember 2547 01:03:08,784 --> 01:03:09,577 me, but-- 2548 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:10,620 >> Of course, I remember you. 2549 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:11,496 >> Is that Timothy? 2550 01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:12,330 Why is he asking if you 2551 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:13,289 remember him? 2552 01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:14,665 >> Now, I know I don't have the 2553 01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:15,917 official clearance to call you, 2554 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:17,168 but I do have an extra ticket to 2555 01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:18,461 "Hairspray" tonight, and I'd 2556 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:19,587 love it if you could come. 2557 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,172 >> Uh, yeah, I guess we could 2558 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,173 do that. 2559 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,341 >> Oh great, how 'bout we meet 2560 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,467 at the theatre at 6:00? 2561 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:26,052 We can grab a drink first? 2562 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,470 >> Um, well, I have to be in 2563 01:03:27,553 --> 01:03:30,223 Queens all day, so is 7:00 okay? 2564 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,516 >> 7:00 it is, see you then. 2565 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,185 >> Okay, thanks. 2566 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:35,228 >> That sounded a little 2567 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,020 awkward. 2568 01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:38,523 >> It sounded normal. 2569 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,358 >> If you're having problems, 2570 01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:42,902 Ethan Miles is still single. 2571 01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:46,322 >> Ethan Miles, Ethan Miles. 2572 01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:47,657 Have you mentioned him before? 2573 01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:48,866 He doesn't sound familiar. 2574 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,243 >> Nobody likes a sarcastic 2575 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,119 girl. 2576 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,456 >> (sighs) 2577 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,624 Do I look okay? 2578 01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:58,251 >> You look great. 2579 01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,878 >> Okay. 2580 01:04:06,717 --> 01:04:08,844 (doorbell ringing) 2581 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,891 Hi, Mom. 2582 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,268 >> Jane, it's so nice 2583 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,227 to see you. 2584 01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:17,186 My goodness, you look just 2585 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:18,229 like your mother, may she 2586 01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:19,063 rest in peace. 2587 01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:21,440 Please, come in, come in. 2588 01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:35,913 (sighs) 2589 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:40,710 Can I get you something? 2590 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:41,752 Anything-- some iced tea, 2591 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:42,545 perhaps? 2592 01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:43,921 >> Oh, no, thanks. 2593 01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:44,922 >> Where's Daddy? 2594 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,132 >> He had to go out for a while, 2595 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,425 he should be back soon. 2596 01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:48,676 So, Jane, I understand your 2597 01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,428 cousin Dana's getting married. 2598 01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:51,554 >> Yes, next week at the 2599 01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,346 Carlton. 2600 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:53,472 >> Oh, the Carlton. 2601 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:54,765 Well, that's exactly what 2602 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:55,600 she deserves. 2603 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,559 She's always been such 2604 01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:57,602 a nice girl. 2605 01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,228 >> Yeah, well, I mean, you must 2606 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,938 be so proud of Natasha. 2607 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,857 She's a terrific actress, and as 2608 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:03,941 it turns out, a wonderful 2609 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:04,775 writer too. 2610 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:05,776 >> Well, I understand you're the 2611 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,028 editor of the book. 2612 01:05:07,111 --> 01:05:08,487 I'm sure having a good editor 2613 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:09,905 is crucial to success. 2614 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,157 >> Daddy's not coming back, 2615 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:11,991 is he? 2616 01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,159 >> I assume he'll be back at 2617 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:14,035 some point. 2618 01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:16,621 >> But not until I leave, right? 2619 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,080 >> Natasha, don't act like this 2620 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,582 is your father's fault. 2621 01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,708 You made your choices, you have 2622 01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:23,294 to live with the consequences. 2623 01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:25,296 >> Well, um, it's just that I 2624 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,048 have some exciting news, and I 2625 01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:28,507 had hoped to tell you both. 2626 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:29,675 >> Well, whatever it is, 2627 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,470 I can tell him. 2628 01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,972 >> Okay, um... 2629 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,016 you're going to be grandparents. 2630 01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:39,226 I'm pregnant. 2631 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,186 >> Do you know who 2632 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:41,812 the father is? 2633 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,731 >> Yes, I do, it's Sam, 2634 01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:45,066 my boyfriend. 2635 01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:46,817 >> Oh, I didn't want to assume. 2636 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,027 You never know with you. 2637 01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:48,945 >> What is that supposed to 2638 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:49,820 mean? 2639 01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:50,780 >> I don't see a ring on your 2640 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:51,614 finger. 2641 01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:52,531 I suppose just because you're 2642 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:53,491 pregnant, why limit yourself to 2643 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:57,161 one partner, right? 2644 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,329 >> You know what, I shouldn't 2645 01:05:58,412 --> 01:06:00,247 have come. 2646 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,832 I know what a disappointment 2647 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,001 I am to you. 2648 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:05,628 And you can tell Daddy I'm sorry 2649 01:06:05,711 --> 01:06:08,339 for any inconvenience. 2650 01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:14,470 Okay, let's go. 2651 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,144 >> Hey, they didn't have diet. 2652 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,229 Sorry. 2653 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:24,981 >> Whatever. 2654 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:27,858 >> Natasha, I'm sorry, but your 2655 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,944 parents are wrong. 2656 01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:31,445 It's crazy that they can't see 2657 01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:32,905 how much you've accomplished. 2658 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,156 >> Like what? 2659 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,158 (scoffs) Dropping out of college 2660 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,618 to become an actress? 2661 01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,745 Going into rehab? 2662 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,497 Having a ridiculous affair, 2663 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,707 and then gossiping about it 2664 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:43,749 in the tabloids. 2665 01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:44,750 >> Yeah, but you've gotten 2666 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,168 through all those things. 2667 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,545 You've turned every problem 2668 01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,380 into a positive. 2669 01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:51,549 That's impressive. 2670 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,009 >> No. 2671 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,093 You're the one with the 2672 01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:55,511 impressive life. 2673 01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,054 I've always been jealous of you. 2674 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:57,972 >> What?! 2675 01:06:58,055 --> 01:06:59,640 >> I mean it. 2676 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,267 You've always known how to get 2677 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,685 what you want. 2678 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:03,728 Like when we ran against each 2679 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:04,979 other for junior class 2680 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:05,855 president. 2681 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,815 You gave this great speech about 2682 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,067 what you hoped to accomplish, 2683 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:11,902 had those cute little buttons 2684 01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:13,738 made in the shape of Band-Aids 2685 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,740 that said "Avoid pain..." 2686 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,074 >> (both) "Vote for Jane." 2687 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:18,451 (laughing) 2688 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,661 >> And I wore a halter top. 2689 01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:21,579 >> And you won. 2690 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:23,247 >> But I shouldn't have. 2691 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,666 You've got great friends, 2692 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,502 and a family who loves you. 2693 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,129 And you're an executive editor. 2694 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:31,213 I mean, you've worked really 2695 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,758 hard for that, I admire that. 2696 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,385 >> Thank you. 2697 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,637 Um, it's not entirely 2698 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,389 true though. 2699 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,308 >> It's not? 2700 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:43,434 >> No. 2701 01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:45,686 I'm an assistant editor. 2702 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,938 Executive editor isn't even 2703 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:48,773 a real title. 2704 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,149 >> Well, why didn't you tell me 2705 01:07:50,274 --> 01:07:51,108 this before? 2706 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,777 >> Well, because you're not the 2707 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,361 only one that spent a long time 2708 01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:55,654 thinking that someone else's 2709 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,697 life was more impressive 2710 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:57,656 than their own. 2711 01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:58,824 >> Huh. 2712 01:07:58,949 --> 01:08:01,494 >> Huh. 2713 01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:02,453 >> Hey, you're seeing 2714 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:03,329 "Hairspray" tonight, 2715 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,163 we should go. 2716 01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:06,165 >> You know what? 2717 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:08,626 I'm good here. 2718 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,091 (phone ringing) 2719 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,051 >> Hey, I haven't seen you 2720 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:17,927 all day. 2721 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:18,928 >> I'm giving the first two 2722 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,012 chapters of Natasha's book 2723 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,180 to Remke, and I want them 2724 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:22,014 to be perfect. 2725 01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:22,890 >> That's weird. 2726 01:08:22,973 --> 01:08:23,766 >> What? 2727 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:24,683 >> I never heard you call her 2728 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:25,392 Natasha. 2729 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:26,894 >> Huh. 2730 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:27,853 >> All right, well, don't stay 2731 01:08:27,978 --> 01:08:28,729 too late, you've got the 2732 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:29,647 bachelorette party, right? 2733 01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:30,523 >> Yeah. 2734 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:31,524 >> Try not to let Dana get too 2735 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:32,358 crazy. 2736 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:33,317 >> I don't think that'll be a 2737 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:34,318 problem. 2738 01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:35,444 >> There you go. 2739 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:36,904 >> This is so much nicer 2740 01:08:36,987 --> 01:08:38,239 than a strip club. 2741 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,323 >> I've always said, if you 2742 01:08:39,406 --> 01:08:40,616 gotta pay a guy to get naked, 2743 01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:41,909 you're doing something wrong. 2744 01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,369 >> Oh, I'm sorry. 2745 01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:44,245 >> Jane. 2746 01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:46,038 Well, hi, I'm glad you could 2747 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:47,122 squeeze us into your busy 2748 01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:47,998 schedule. 2749 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:48,958 >> Yeah, I was trying to get 2750 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:49,917 ahead so I don't have to work 2751 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:50,835 this weekend. 2752 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:51,669 >> All right. 2753 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:52,795 >> Well, I'd certainly hope you 2754 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,004 weren't thinking about work 2755 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:54,839 at my wedding. 2756 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:55,673 >> Yes, yes. 2757 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:56,841 Uh, come on. 2758 01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,676 Go here, you can have your toes 2759 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,094 and fingers done, all right? 2760 01:09:00,177 --> 01:09:01,220 >> All right. 2761 01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:02,346 >> Okay. 2762 01:09:02,429 --> 01:09:03,556 >> All right, I brought 2763 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,431 my own polish. 2764 01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:06,350 >> Okay-- oh, we're-- we're all 2765 01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:07,810 getting Precious Peach to match 2766 01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:09,270 with the champagne dresses. 2767 01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:10,396 It's like a Bellini. 2768 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,731 >> Okay, I'll wear Precious 2769 01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,608 Peach on my fingernails. 2770 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,651 >> We're all getting it on our 2771 01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:17,069 toes too. 2772 01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:18,404 >> 'Kay, but we're wearing 2773 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,613 pumps, our toes are gonna be 2774 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:20,573 covered. 2775 01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:21,991 >> But we're all getting 2776 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:23,868 Precious Peach on our toes too. 2777 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,870 >> Jane, please don't be 2778 01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,079 so difficult. 2779 01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:28,289 >> Am I crazy? 2780 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:29,206 I mean, how could it possibly 2781 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:30,833 matter what color's on our toes 2782 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,042 if they're covered? 2783 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:33,377 >> Honey, this is Dana's 2784 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:34,128 wedding. 2785 01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:36,463 Dana wants Precious Peach. 2786 01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:38,007 Now, when you get married, 2787 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:39,550 you can decide what you want, 2788 01:09:39,633 --> 01:09:40,593 all right? 2789 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,469 >> Fine. 2790 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:46,849 >> So, Jane, I can't believe 2791 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,392 I'm finally gonna meet the 2792 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,769 mysterious Timothy Rommelly. 2793 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:51,896 >> Yeah. 2794 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,857 The thing is, he's on call. 2795 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,941 >> He's not coming? 2796 01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,985 >> No, I'm really sorry. 2797 01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:58,986 >> I can't believe you didn't 2798 01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:00,029 tell me sooner. 2799 01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:01,113 >> This certainly wouldn't have 2800 01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,656 happened if you had chosen 2801 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:03,657 Ethan. 2802 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,409 >> Why would you RSVP for two 2803 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:06,827 people if there was a chance 2804 01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:08,245 one of them wouldn't make it? 2805 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:11,582 That's $225 we can't get back. 2806 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,125 >> I told you as soon 2807 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,084 as I found out. 2808 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,753 >> Oh, really? 2809 01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:17,046 Well, I would say the chances 2810 01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:19,089 were pretty good that "Timothy" 2811 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,591 wasn't ever going to make it. 2812 01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:21,759 I don't know why you just didn't 2813 01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:22,593 go alone. 2814 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:24,428 >> You know, Dana, that's funny. 2815 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:26,096 Or should I say "funny," 2816 01:10:26,221 --> 01:10:27,640 because it's really not. 2817 01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:28,891 >> Jane, I think you need 2818 01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:29,850 to calm down here. 2819 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,519 >> No, I am so sick of this! 2820 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:34,605 You know, I-- you're right. 2821 01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:36,398 Timothy is not on call. 2822 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,942 Or maybe he is, but I wouldn't 2823 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,944 know, because although he is not 2824 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,196 imaginary, he is also not my 2825 01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:43,197 boyfriend. 2826 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,449 I pretended he was. 2827 01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,201 You know, I somehow let myself 2828 01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:49,787 be convinced that a woman is not 2829 01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:51,497 normal unless she has 2830 01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:52,623 a boyfriend. 2831 01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:54,541 But you know what, I am normal. 2832 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,377 At least I am the same amount of 2833 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:57,294 normal as I would be 2834 01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:58,253 with a boyfriend. 2835 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,090 And you know what the point is? 2836 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:02,299 It's not even about 2837 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,134 the boyfriend. 2838 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,261 I have a really good life. 2839 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,805 I-- I have a life that is full 2840 01:11:07,888 --> 01:11:09,306 of more meaningful things than 2841 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:10,808 depleting the world of the color 2842 01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:12,559 of Precious Peach! 2843 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:13,978 And I'm not gonna let anyone 2844 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,146 make less of my life because I 2845 01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:19,274 don't have a boyfriend. 2846 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,284 >> Well, no wonder she doesn't 2847 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,953 have a boyfriend. 2848 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,795 >> Hey, what's going on? 2849 01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:41,130 >> I gave Remke the partials 2850 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:42,297 for Natasha's book. 2851 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,215 I need to think about 2852 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,174 anything else. 2853 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,092 >> Driscoll Meyer is 2854 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:46,218 bad-mouthing you all over town. 2855 01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:47,052 >> What? 2856 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,012 I called 20 different Meyers 2857 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:48,846 in Manhattan. 2858 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,139 Is it my fault he's not listed? 2859 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,098 >> Yeah, well, apparently he 2860 01:11:51,765 --> 01:11:52,016 went to "Hairspray" alone. 2861 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:53,142 Harvey Fierstein hit on him 2862 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:53,976 after the show. 2863 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:55,519 >> Ooh, yikes. 2864 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:56,520 Tell him I'll pay for his 2865 01:11:56,645 --> 01:11:58,522 therapy. 2866 01:11:58,647 --> 01:11:59,523 >> William would like to see you 2867 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:02,359 in the conference room... now. 2868 01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:04,862 >> Okay, I have to go. 2869 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,405 Tell me not to throw up. 2870 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,782 >> Eww. 2871 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:12,661 ♪ ♪ 2872 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,964 >> Hey. 2873 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,132 Who's getting married now? 2874 01:12:25,215 --> 01:12:26,216 >> Thank you all for coming, 2875 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,509 I know you have work to do. 2876 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,094 And if you don't, then see me 2877 01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,220 afterwards, because there's 2878 01:12:30,345 --> 01:12:31,430 clearly something wrong. 2879 01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:32,347 >> I hate when he tries 2880 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,223 to be funny. 2881 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:34,099 >> I have an announcement to 2882 01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:34,892 make. 2883 01:12:35,559 --> 01:12:36,060 Effective immediately, Jane 2884 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:37,311 Grant is being promoted to 2885 01:12:37,394 --> 01:12:38,979 editor. 2886 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,522 >> Um, don't you mean associate 2887 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:41,482 editor? 2888 01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:42,566 >> She's been promoted for five 2889 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:43,567 seconds, already she's 2890 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:45,069 questioning the boss. 2891 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:45,944 (laughter) 2892 01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:47,738 You have always been very loyal 2893 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:48,947 to Blush Publishing. 2894 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,532 Not only do you stay in an 2895 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:51,825 assistant position a lot longer 2896 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,993 than you probably should have, 2897 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,078 you're doing a hell of a job on 2898 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,412 the Nutley autobiography. 2899 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,289 Congratulations, Jane. 2900 01:12:57,414 --> 01:12:58,248 >> Hear, hear. 2901 01:12:58,332 --> 01:12:59,124 >> Congratulations. 2902 01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:00,584 (overlapping chatter) 2903 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:03,170 >> (chuckles) Ohh. 2904 01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:04,755 >> Oh, good job. 2905 01:13:04,838 --> 01:13:05,631 You're so buying dinner 2906 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,632 the next time we go out. 2907 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,425 >> It's a deal. 2908 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,427 (chatter continues) 2909 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:11,720 >> Good job, Jane. 2910 01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,013 >> Oh, thank you. 2911 01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:14,098 >> I want your office when 2912 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,391 you move. 2913 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:19,770 >> Look what you did. 2914 01:13:19,853 --> 01:13:21,438 I am so incredibly proud of you. 2915 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,815 >> Thanks, yeah, it was a long 2916 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:23,690 time coming. 2917 01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:24,942 >> You know, no one deserves 2918 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:26,193 this more than you do. 2919 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:28,946 >> Yeah, I know. 2920 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,447 Thanks. 2921 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,074 >> Cheers. 2922 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:34,701 >> Yes! 2923 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:37,162 (laughs) 2924 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:41,041 ♪ ♪ 2925 01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:17,077 (cork pops, Jane chuckles) 2926 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,808 Of course I tried on the shoes. 2927 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:40,767 Why, do you think I'm gonna 2928 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:42,603 spend all day in a brand new 2929 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:43,395 pair of shoes? 2930 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,855 I mean, I'm not stupid. 2931 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,190 >> Good, I'm glad you did 2932 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:47,274 something right with this 2933 01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,442 wedding. 2934 01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,110 >> (sighs) Listen, Aunt Ina, 2935 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:51,195 I'm really sorry about the 2936 01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:52,112 thing at the spa. 2937 01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:53,197 I want you to know, I called 2938 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,199 Dana, I apologized, 2939 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,408 and we're good, I swear. 2940 01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,326 Nothing like that is gonna 2941 01:14:57,409 --> 01:14:59,203 happen today at the wedding. 2942 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,829 It's gonna be beautiful. 2943 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:02,456 >> Thank you, honey. 2944 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,665 >> You're welcome. 2945 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:04,625 I'll see you soon. 2946 01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,543 Okay. 2947 01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:11,757 (groaning, wincing) 2948 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,468 (opera music playing) 2949 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,347 Ow! 2950 01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:21,225 Ow, ow, ow! 2951 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,185 Oh! 2952 01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:25,896 I was just breaking in my shoes. 2953 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:27,105 Uh, we've lived next door to 2954 01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,148 each other forever and we've 2955 01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:29,066 never actually met. 2956 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:29,900 I'm Jane. 2957 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:30,734 >> Archibald. 2958 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:31,860 >> Archi-- wow! 2959 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:32,778 (laughs) 2960 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:33,570 >> What? 2961 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,905 >> Nothing, it's just not 2962 01:15:34,988 --> 01:15:35,948 a name you hear a lot. 2963 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,241 It's nice though. 2964 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,910 (opera music continues) 2965 01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,003 Good for you. 2966 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:58,053 (groaning) 2967 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:06,645 Ohh, yes. 2968 01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,984 Ow. 2969 01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:16,196 (sighs deeply) 2970 01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,783 (knocking) 2971 01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:21,118 Who is it? 2972 01:16:21,201 --> 01:16:22,202 >> (both) It's us. 2973 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,787 >> It's open! 2974 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:26,456 (door opens) 2975 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,624 Hey! 2976 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:28,583 >> We figured you wouldn't have 2977 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:29,668 time to meet us, so we came to 2978 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,502 you. 2979 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:31,336 >> You guys rock. 2980 01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:32,254 >> Yeah, but we'd rock more if 2981 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:33,171 Eloise hadn't eaten your scone. 2982 01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:34,423 >> It was really good. 2983 01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:35,465 >> We got this for you. 2984 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,800 >> Oh, what's this? 2985 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:37,843 >> Well, we figured Dana gets 2986 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:38,885 old, new, borrowed and blue. 2987 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:39,970 So, the least we could do is get 2988 01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:40,929 you something to get you through 2989 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:41,972 the day. 2990 01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:43,223 >> A flask? 2991 01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:44,391 >> Not just a flask. 2992 01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:45,684 A champagne colored flask! 2993 01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:46,643 >> 'Cause if it wasn't color 2994 01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:48,061 coordinated, it'd just be tacky. 2995 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:48,812 >> Yeah. 2996 01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:50,147 >> What wonderful enabling 2997 01:16:50,230 --> 01:16:51,231 friends I have. 2998 01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:52,774 >> Just don't get sloppy drunk 2999 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:53,817 and hit on your groomsmen. 3000 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,985 >> (laughs sarcastically) 3001 01:16:55,068 --> 01:16:55,944 >> What are you saying? 3002 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:56,862 Sex with the wedding party is 3003 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,030 the only reason to be a 3004 01:16:58,155 --> 01:16:58,989 bridesmaid. 3005 01:16:59,114 --> 01:16:59,948 >> I'm walking Larry's 3006 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,033 grandfather down the aisle, 3007 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,159 I think I can resist. 3008 01:17:02,242 --> 01:17:03,160 >> She couldn't even give you a 3009 01:17:03,243 --> 01:17:03,952 hot groomsman? 3010 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:04,870 She's so selfish! 3011 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:05,746 >> Okay, here's what you're 3012 01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:06,580 gonna do. 3013 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:07,539 Every time Dana goes to take a 3014 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:08,415 bite of her dinner tonight, 3015 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:09,333 you're gonna start that annoying 3016 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:10,292 glass-tapping thing so she and 3017 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:11,251 Larry have to kiss, and she 3018 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:12,085 ends up starving. 3019 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:13,170 >> Ooh, evil disguised as 3020 01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:14,755 romantic, I like it. 3021 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,173 >> So, seriously, 3022 01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,341 are you gonna be okay? 3023 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,216 >> Yeah! 3024 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:19,426 Well, as long as my dress is 3025 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:20,344 long enough to cover the 3026 01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:21,219 sneakers I'll be wearing, 3027 01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,054 I'm good. 3028 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:22,929 >> You know, you'll probably 3029 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,014 have more fun alone anyway. 3030 01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:25,140 >> Not just with the wedding, 3031 01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:26,224 in life in general. 3032 01:17:26,683 --> 01:17:27,476 >> That's true. 3033 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:28,560 You know, it is kind of a burden 3034 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:29,478 to have to think about someone 3035 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:30,562 else's feelings all the time. 3036 01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:31,480 >> Especially when they're as 3037 01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:32,606 sensitive as Jeff is. 3038 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:33,649 He calls it allergies, 3039 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:34,983 but I know he cries. 3040 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,526 >> Oh, Serge isn't any better. 3041 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:37,527 Just to come over here this 3042 01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:38,487 morning, I had to sneak the dog 3043 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:39,404 into the bed so he wouldn't 3044 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:40,655 notice I was gone. 3045 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:41,865 >> You don't have a dog. 3046 01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:42,699 >> Which will be yet 3047 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:43,658 another thing to explain 3048 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:44,618 if he wakes up early. 3049 01:17:44,701 --> 01:17:45,452 >> Oh! 3050 01:17:45,535 --> 01:17:46,244 (knocking) 3051 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,037 Oh, who's that? 3052 01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:47,913 >> Probably the pizza. 3053 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,122 >> We ordered Dominoes. 3054 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,290 >> It's 8:00 in the morning. 3055 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:51,583 >> Yeah, but the delivery guy 3056 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,502 could be cute. 3057 01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:55,337 >> Consider it a Hail Mary. 3058 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,048 >> Ladies and gentlemen, 3059 01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:00,008 it gives me great pleasure to 3060 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:01,718 welcome for the very first time 3061 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,471 in public, Mr. and Mrs. 3062 01:18:04,554 --> 01:18:06,348 Larry Fishkill. 3063 01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:07,766 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 3064 01:18:07,891 --> 01:18:11,395 ♪ To be loved by anyone ♪ 3065 01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:13,063 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 3066 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:16,608 ♪ To have fun with anyone ♪ 3067 01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:17,776 ♪ But when I see you ♪ 3068 01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:21,905 ♪ Hanging about with anyone ♪ 3069 01:18:21,988 --> 01:18:23,865 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 3070 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:26,451 ♪ To see me cry ♪ 3071 01:18:26,576 --> 01:18:27,577 ♪ I wanna die ♪ 3072 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,579 >> Congratulations. 3073 01:18:29,704 --> 01:18:31,123 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 3074 01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:34,793 ♪ To go out at any time ♪ 3075 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:36,628 ♪ But when I see you out ♪ 3076 01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:40,090 ♪ And about, it's such a crime ♪ 3077 01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:42,134 ♪ If you should ever wanna be ♪ 3078 01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:45,303 ♪ Loved by anyone ♪ 3079 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,347 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 3080 01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:49,933 ♪ It happens every day ♪ 3081 01:18:50,016 --> 01:18:53,145 ♪ No matter what you say ♪ 3082 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:54,604 ♪ You'd find it happens ♪ 3083 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,691 ♪ All the time... ♪ 3084 01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:00,485 >> Hi. 3085 01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:02,738 >> Hi. 3086 01:19:05,365 --> 01:19:06,241 >> Hey! 3087 01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:06,992 >> Hey. 3088 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,118 >> Is this your table too? 3089 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,578 >> Yeah, lucky number 17. 3090 01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:11,163 >> Thank God, I hate making 3091 01:19:11,288 --> 01:19:12,539 hours of endless small talk 3092 01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:13,623 with people I don't know. 3093 01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:14,624 >> Yeah, I know, how many times 3094 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,001 can you hear a person ask, "Hey, 3095 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:17,294 so how do you know Dana?" 3096 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,879 >> Exactly. 3097 01:19:18,962 --> 01:19:19,671 >> Yeah. 3098 01:19:19,796 --> 01:19:20,630 So, where's Sam? 3099 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,840 >> He broke up with me. 3100 01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:23,300 >> What? When? 3101 01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:24,509 >> Remember the day I came to 3102 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:25,427 your apartment? 3103 01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:26,303 >> Yeah? 3104 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:27,262 >> It was the night before that. 3105 01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:28,388 >> You're kidding. 3106 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:29,306 >> No. 3107 01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:30,891 Things had been not so great for 3108 01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,517 a while, and I guess having a 3109 01:19:32,642 --> 01:19:33,810 baby forced us to make 3110 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,644 some decisions. 3111 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,645 >> Well, I thought you said he 3112 01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:36,897 was happy about it. 3113 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,565 >> Yeah, I lied. 3114 01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:39,858 Sorry. 3115 01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:41,067 >> Well, how you holding up? 3116 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:42,569 >> Okay, you know, just trying 3117 01:19:42,652 --> 01:19:44,571 to stay calm and take everything 3118 01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:46,072 a day at a time. 3119 01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:48,617 >> Wow, that's really good. 3120 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,327 >> Yeah, okay, I lied again. 3121 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:52,120 I am scared to death. 3122 01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:53,246 >> Well, the fact that you can 3123 01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:54,206 admit that says you have the 3124 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:55,207 strength to go through with 3125 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,333 this. 3126 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:57,501 I mean it. 3127 01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:59,336 >> Thanks. 3128 01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:00,670 Where's Timothy? 3129 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,506 >> Yeah... he's fooling around 3130 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:03,507 with someone else. 3131 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:04,382 >> What?! 3132 01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:06,468 >> Yeah, long stupid story, 3133 01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:08,512 but, uh, I'm flying solo. 3134 01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:11,014 >> Well, we make a fine pair. 3135 01:20:11,097 --> 01:20:11,848 >> Mm-hmm. 3136 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:12,724 (both laugh) 3137 01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:13,725 Yeah, I hope you're prepared to 3138 01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:15,352 eat $450 worth of salmon, or 3139 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,188 else Dana's gonna pitch a fit. 3140 01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:22,359 (glasses clinking) 3141 01:20:26,112 --> 01:20:28,865 >> Everyone, everyone, 3142 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,408 the bride and groom would like 3143 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:31,451 your attention. 3144 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,119 >> I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 3145 01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:33,995 >> Again? 3146 01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:34,996 >> Yeah, I'm pregnant. 3147 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,164 Apparently, it's what we do. 3148 01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,415 >> Okay, if this is a ploy to 3149 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,708 get out of the bouquet toss, 3150 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:39,709 you're in big trouble. 3151 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,211 >> Oh, no, baby, just stop, drop 3152 01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:43,255 and roll, you'll be fine. 3153 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:44,422 >> I know it's somewhat 3154 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,757 untraditional for the groom 3155 01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:47,050 to make the toast. 3156 01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:49,553 But, it's my wedding, 3157 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:50,554 I'll do what I want. 3158 01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:51,680 (laughter) 3159 01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:53,849 Today is a day for celebration. 3160 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,392 And after meeting Dana, 3161 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:57,519 you can understand my elation. 3162 01:20:57,602 --> 01:21:00,188 The day she agreed to be my wife 3163 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,231 is one that I'll treasure 3164 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:02,357 all my life. 3165 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,693 And though times can get tough, 3166 01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:06,319 I know that our love will be 3167 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:07,612 enough. 3168 01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:08,905 Here's to embarking on an 3169 01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:12,367 amazing ride with my friend, 3170 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:16,830 my soulmate, my beautiful bride. 3171 01:21:18,498 --> 01:21:19,207 To Dana. 3172 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:20,250 >> (all) To Dana. 3173 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,418 >> To Dana. 3174 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,670 >> (girls) To Dana. 3175 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:27,757 >> Am I the luckiest girl 3176 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:31,052 in the world or what? 3177 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,263 Since today is a celebration of 3178 01:21:33,346 --> 01:21:36,349 love, my husband Larry and I 3179 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:37,893 would like to invite all the 3180 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,103 couples to come out and share 3181 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:43,815 a special dance. 3182 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,276 ♪ There's a moon wind blowing ♪ 3183 01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:50,280 ♪ And it feels like our love ♪ 3184 01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:52,365 ♪ And it lights your eyes ♪ 3185 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,409 ♪ Tonight ♪ 3186 01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:58,830 ♪ And my greatest blessing ♪ 3187 01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:03,460 ♪ Is just to see you smiling ♪ 3188 01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:05,587 ♪ And why is it me ♪ 3189 01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:09,007 ♪ Who gets to feel so right ♪ 3190 01:22:09,132 --> 01:22:11,134 ♪ It couldn't get much better ♪ 3191 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:12,510 ♪ Get much better ♪ 3192 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:16,431 ♪ Than right this minute ♪ 3193 01:22:16,514 --> 01:22:18,975 ♪ These precious moments ♪ 3194 01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:22,979 ♪ In our lives ♪ 3195 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:26,107 ♪ All this magic moonlight ♪ 3196 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:30,111 ♪ On this starry evening ♪ 3197 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:34,699 ♪ Never ever be a better night ♪ 3198 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:39,079 ♪ There's a timeless magic ♪ 3199 01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:42,165 ♪ And an ageless treasure ♪ 3200 01:22:42,248 --> 01:22:44,209 ♪ There's a moon in your ♪ 3201 01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:48,838 ♪ Green eyes ♪ 3202 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:50,966 ♪ And the winds sing low ♪ 3203 01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:52,300 ♪ And no words... ♪ 3204 01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,468 >> Hi. 3205 01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:54,594 >> Hi. 3206 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,679 >> I don't know if you remember 3207 01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:57,013 me, but we met when you started 3208 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,515 your worldwide campaign against 3209 01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,391 wedding registries. 3210 01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:00,767 >> Oh, right! 3211 01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:02,185 Oh, my God, how could I forget? 3212 01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:03,311 I've only seen you, like, 3213 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:05,021 a gazillion times. 3214 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:06,106 I'm just a little 3215 01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:07,148 surprised to see you here. 3216 01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,233 >> Well, I'm not surprised to 3217 01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:09,359 see you. 3218 01:23:09,442 --> 01:23:10,193 >> You're not? 3219 01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:11,111 >> Are you kidding? 3220 01:23:11,861 --> 01:23:12,237 With all the weddings you go to? 3221 01:23:12,946 --> 01:23:13,321 I actually find myself looking 3222 01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:14,698 for you every time I'm at one. 3223 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:15,573 >> Aw, that's sweet, 3224 01:23:16,199 --> 01:23:17,033 and slightly stalker-ish. 3225 01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:18,118 >> Oh, okay, I better get to my 3226 01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:19,160 point then before I scare 3227 01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:20,412 you off. 3228 01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:22,372 Would you like to dance? 3229 01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:23,998 >> Well, are we allowed? 3230 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:25,375 >> Well, technically, we're not 3231 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,544 a couple, but I can't take 3232 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:28,962 the humiliation anymore. 3233 01:23:29,045 --> 01:23:30,255 >> Oh, well, I won't tell 3234 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:31,256 if you don't. 3235 01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,382 >> Deal. 3236 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:34,551 >> (chuckles) 3237 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,344 ♪ I could see the trust grow ♪ 3238 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:40,640 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 3239 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,018 ♪ Now we share a promise ♪ 3240 01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:47,063 ♪ And we know the meaning ♪ 3241 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,357 ♪ We will have these memories ♪ 3242 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:52,902 ♪ For the rest of our lives ♪ 3243 01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:54,904 ♪ Doesn't get much better ♪ 3244 01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,239 ♪ Get much better ♪ 3245 01:23:56,322 --> 01:23:58,241 ♪ Than right this minute... ♪ 3246 01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,076 ♪ The beat of my heart ♪ 3247 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,619 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3248 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:02,662 ♪ Can you feel the beat ♪ 3249 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:03,621 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3250 01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,165 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3251 01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:07,584 ♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪ 3252 01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,252 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3253 01:24:09,335 --> 01:24:10,211 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3254 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,379 ♪ Can you feel the beat ♪ 3255 01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:12,589 ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪ 3256 01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:15,050 ♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪ 3257 01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:17,093 ♪ Can you feel the heat... ♪ 3258 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:21,973 ♪ The ocean of love ♪ 3259 01:24:22,098 --> 01:24:23,224 ♪ We'll let our hearts ♪ 3260 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,019 ♪ Sail away ♪ 3261 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,104 ♪ Ride the wind and waves ♪ 3262 01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:31,191 ♪ Make love in moonlight bay ♪ 3263 01:24:31,274 --> 01:24:34,652 ♪ In the ocean of love ♪ 3264 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:37,113 ♪ In the ocean of love ♪ 3265 01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:40,450 ♪ In the ocean of love... ♪ 3266 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:44,120 ♪ Can you feel it ♪ 3267 01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:46,498 ♪ Can you feel it... ♪ 3268 01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:49,334 >> Okay, I think I need a 3269 01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,126 timeout. 3270 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:51,044 >> Oh, thank God. 3271 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:52,003 I don't know how much longer I 3272 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:53,797 could will myself not to sweat. 3273 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,839 >> Can I get you a glass of 3274 01:24:54,964 --> 01:24:55,632 water? 3275 01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:56,591 >> Yes, please! 3276 01:24:56,674 --> 01:24:57,926 But put it in a martini glass, 3277 01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,010 and instead of water, make it 3278 01:24:59,135 --> 01:25:00,762 vodka dry, up, with a twist. 3279 01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:03,848 >> Whoa, all right, you got it. 3280 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:06,559 >> What? 3281 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:07,894 >> See, now, this is the problem 3282 01:25:07,977 --> 01:25:09,312 with having pretty friends. 3283 01:25:09,395 --> 01:25:10,855 They always get the guy. 3284 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,315 >> Oh, stop it. 3285 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,733 >> He's cute. 3286 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:15,485 >> Yeah, he is. 3287 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,320 >> Okay, well, I'll leave 3288 01:25:17,403 --> 01:25:18,279 you two alone. 3289 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,155 >> No, you don't have to 3290 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,114 do that. 3291 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,324 Natasha. 3292 01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:22,242 >> Are you kidding? 3293 01:25:22,325 --> 01:25:23,243 This may be my last shot at 3294 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:24,577 single guys before I start 3295 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,205 showing. 3296 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:29,707 >> (laughs) 3297 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:30,458 Hi! 3298 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:32,335 >> Oh, I'm just so happy. 3299 01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:33,378 (laughing) 3300 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:34,671 >> Well, you should, it's a 3301 01:25:34,754 --> 01:25:35,755 beautiful wedding, everything-- 3302 01:25:35,839 --> 01:25:36,798 >> Oh, no, no, no, I'm not 3303 01:25:36,881 --> 01:25:38,049 talking about that. 3304 01:25:38,174 --> 01:25:39,259 I'm talking about Ethan. 3305 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:40,343 >> What do you mean? 3306 01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:42,095 >> Ethan Miles, the young man 3307 01:25:42,178 --> 01:25:43,888 you've been dancing with. 3308 01:25:44,013 --> 01:25:44,889 >> What? 3309 01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:46,015 >> See, now, what does this 3310 01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:47,475 teach you, young lady? 3311 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,018 You should always listen 3312 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:50,061 to your aunt. 3313 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:51,020 (laughs) 3314 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,856 Oh, she's so great, isn't she? 3315 01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:55,358 Oh, I just... 3316 01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,780 >> Okay, one martini flavored 3317 01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,198 glass of water. 3318 01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:03,116 >> Thank you. 3319 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,367 (laughs) 3320 01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,077 >> And you're laughing. 3321 01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:07,120 >> Yeah. 3322 01:26:07,203 --> 01:26:08,454 It's a long story. 3323 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,622 >> Right, which you'll tell me 3324 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:10,415 some day. 3325 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,833 >> Definitely, but we cannot 3326 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,042 keep ignoring the fact that 3327 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,544 there is old school punk 3328 01:26:14,627 --> 01:26:15,712 playing in the Carlton. 3329 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,213 >> Now, throw in some locusts 3330 01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:18,047 and that's a sign of the 3331 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:18,882 Apocalypse, right? 3332 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:19,716 >> Let's do it. 3333 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:20,550 >> Let's do it. 3334 01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:21,426 >> Come on! 3335 01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:22,218 >> Yeah! 3336 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:23,303 ♪ You cause a scene ♪ 3337 01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,222 ♪ To prove you're wild ♪ 3338 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,682 ♪ But you don't know what it ♪ 3339 01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:29,225 ♪ Means till it comes off ♪ 3340 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:30,852 ♪ As mild ♪ 3341 01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,562 ♪ And everything you said ♪ 3342 01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:35,690 ♪ Is spoon-fed ♪ 3343 01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,275 ♪ And everything you've read ♪ 3344 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,068 ♪ Is edited ♪ 3345 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:40,695 ♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪ 3346 01:26:40,778 --> 01:26:43,615 ♪ The top of my hit list ♪ 3347 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:45,408 ♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪ 3348 01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:48,411 ♪ The top of my hit list... ♪ 3349 01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:50,788 >> So, I guess you could say 3350 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,415 that by writing this book, 3351 01:26:52,498 --> 01:26:54,000 I'm once again screwing one of 3352 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,585 the most famous actors in 3353 01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:56,711 show business. 3354 01:26:56,794 --> 01:26:58,546 Only this time, I'm actually 3355 01:26:58,630 --> 01:26:59,756 enjoying it. 3356 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:00,590 >> Oh. 3357 01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:02,050 >> (laughs)Fin. 3358 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:02,884 >>Fin? 3359 01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:03,760 >> Mm-hmm. 3360 01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:04,761 >> Doesn't actually sayfin, 3361 01:27:05,094 --> 01:27:05,470 does it? 3362 01:27:06,095 --> 01:27:06,721 >> Yes, Natasha thought it 3363 01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:07,764 sounded European. 3364 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:08,973 >> So does not showering, that 3365 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:10,225 doesn't make it a good idea. 3366 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,935 >> (laughs) 3367 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,063 Oh, so what do you think? 3368 01:27:15,146 --> 01:27:16,731 Oh no, you paused! 3369 01:27:16,814 --> 01:27:17,941 >> I didn't pause. 3370 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,025 >> You did! 3371 01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:20,318 Now, whatever you say, I know 3372 01:27:20,443 --> 01:27:21,277 isn't gonna be your first 3373 01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:22,570 thought, it's gonna be something 3374 01:27:22,654 --> 01:27:23,905 you carefully crafted. 3375 01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:25,281 >> What, during that half second 3376 01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:26,240 pause? 3377 01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:27,909 >> Yeah, you work fast. 3378 01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:29,202 >> You wanna know what I think? 3379 01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,828 >> Yes. 3380 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,872 >> I think it's good. 3381 01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:33,790 >> Yeah? 3382 01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:36,084 >> Yeah, really good. 3383 01:27:37,293 --> 01:27:38,252 >> Thanks. 3384 01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,545 >> So good, in fact, my manhood 3385 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:41,714 may be a little threatened here. 3386 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,633 >> Aww. 3387 01:27:43,758 --> 01:27:44,550 That's bad. 3388 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:47,261 >> I know. 3389 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:48,346 When I met you, I thought I was 3390 01:27:48,471 --> 01:27:49,722 just getting a hot chick. 3391 01:27:49,806 --> 01:27:51,015 I don't know if I can deal with 3392 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:52,183 you being talented and smart 3393 01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:52,976 too. 3394 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:54,394 >> Well, if you want, I could go 3395 01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:55,561 blond and start talking like a 3396 01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:56,813 local anchorwoman. 3397 01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,439 >> Now, that'd be a start. 3398 01:27:58,523 --> 01:27:59,649 Maybe you could get a job in a 3399 01:27:59,774 --> 01:28:01,901 food court to really sell it. 3400 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:03,027 >> Hey, why don't you let me 3401 01:28:03,152 --> 01:28:04,028 row a while? 3402 01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:04,862 >> Yeah. 3403 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:06,739 >> (chuckles) 3404 01:28:06,823 --> 01:28:07,824 >> Hey, we should probably head 3405 01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:10,743 back soon, the hour's almost up. 3406 01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,581 >> Oh, no! 3407 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:17,041 >> Oh! 3408 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,376 Well, now, what do we do? 3409 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:19,669 >> I don't know. 3410 01:28:19,752 --> 01:28:20,878 >> I mean, you can't row with 3411 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,797 one oar. 3412 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:24,841 >> No, you can't. 3413 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:28,302 >> I guess you're stuck with me. 3414 01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:30,513 >> Bummer. 3415 01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:34,392 ♪ ♪ 3416 01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,609 >> Oh, my God, she used 3417 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:44,861 the oar trick. 3418 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:45,778 >> Looks like this one's a 3419 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:46,654 keeper. 3420 01:28:47,363 --> 01:28:47,780 >> Nah, there's still plenty of 3421 01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:48,948 time to find out he's an axe 3422 01:28:49,532 --> 01:28:50,366 murderer who litters. 3423 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:51,951 >> Well, she can always have 3424 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,745 Serge. 3425 01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:57,623 ♪ ♪ 3426 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:25,234 ♪ ♪ 214789