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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,169 .Good Eagly 2 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,257 It's very meaningful .to me, but no 3 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,220 .I'm not gonna eat it .You can have it, though 4 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,018 .Yeah. Yeah, I know, I saw 5 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,612 .Love you too, buddy 6 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,371 .Fuck 7 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,293 .Hey - ?Are you avoiding my calls - 8 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,296 .No. No, not at all ,I-- I was working 9 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,174 and I just, um, thought it'd be too late 10 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,385 .to call back, is all 11 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,345 ...But I have to go to work now 12 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,556 .Lee - ...though. I'm, uh- ... 13 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,473 .Keeya, I'm sorry - ?Are you in danger - 14 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,351 .No, not at all 15 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,854 Okay, then ?why don't I come back 16 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,566 .Not yet, okay? I have to go 17 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,942 ,Hey, you know, babe .we both lost our jobs 18 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,736 And I-- I appreciate 19 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,904 you taking this work for a couple months 20 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,866 ,to get us back on our feet .even though you didn't want to 21 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,078 But right now... it seems .like you're choosing this 22 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,872 .I'm not 23 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:46,207 But I really do .have to go work 24 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,697 ,A year ago, Alan Kupperberg 25 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,407 ,the billionaire CEO of Waresoft 26 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,702 and pop singer Vandalia .perished in a plane crash 27 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,120 ,During their autopsies 28 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,206 small insect-like ,winged creatures 29 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,043 ,presumably extraterrestrial .were found in their skulls 30 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,462 This is when we first became .aware of the butterflies 31 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,006 Since then, we've found the creatures 32 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,800 in a handful of high-profile ...politicians, celebrities 33 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,844 .and titans of industry... 34 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,513 They enter the human body through one of its orifices 35 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,973 and burrow through ...to the brain 36 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:44,807 .where they then are in control of the body... 37 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,060 ?They go through the butt 38 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,103 ...I think that's just some, uh 39 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,689 creativity on the part .of whomever did the animation 40 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,901 ?The butt is an orifice, okay 41 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,402 That means they'd have to .crawl through poop 42 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,821 Just 'cause they're aliens .doesn't make them gross 43 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,156 .Bigotry 44 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,158 .Superman's an alien .He's got a poop fetish 45 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:02,784 ?What - .Get the fuck out of here - 46 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,869 .Oh, yeah 47 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,830 He uber-liebes the old .scheisse, as I understand it 48 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,290 ?Where do you get this nonsense 49 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,251 .Google - .Well, it's not true - 50 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:16,005 ?You know more than Google .Well, congratulations 51 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,007 'The butterflies unique genetic structure 52 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,176 and chemistry interact ,with the hosts' bodies 53 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,679 giving them strength far beyond .that of a human being 54 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,013 ?And what's the chimp for 55 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,766 Chimpanzees have four times ,the strength of human beings 56 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,059 .so they're both strong 57 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,228 Yeah, and we're supposed to get that 58 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,646 ,just by looking at this ?Dye-Beard 59 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,648 I thought that man .and the chimp were friends 60 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,233 I was thinking they were about .to go on an adventure together 61 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:40,697 This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises 62 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,240 .of all the dead butterflies 63 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,867 Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure 64 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,412 is dissimilar to anything .on this planet 65 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:51,040 The fluid seems to be the .butterflies' only food source 66 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,667 Which makes what Leota discovered last night 67 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,502 .potentially significant 68 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,380 This was on the bulletin board .in the Goff home 69 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,632 Leota noticed that this is also 70 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,427 where Annie Sturphausen .was employed 71 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,181 You fucking suck !at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard 72 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,100 ,Yeah, well .you can do it next time 73 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,226 It's not like .I enjoy doing this 74 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,895 !Yeah, you do ,It's amazing 75 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,356 the incredible amount of time ,you put into this presentation 76 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,275 and how incredibly !shitty it still is 77 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,068 .Okay, Peacemaker, shut up 78 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,988 Dude, I didn't mean .to put your father in prison 79 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,865 Then why'd you put ?him there, you fat fuck 80 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,742 Because I couldn't think --of anybody else 81 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,035 What about ?Ariana Grande, or Drake 82 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,246 ?What - ,Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart - 83 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,582 ?or Doug the Pug ,Khloe Kardashian 84 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,918 the Red Tiger from Voltron, ,Fran Tarkenton 85 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,963 ...Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna - ?What the fuck - 86 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,884 ,Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan... ?Michael B. Jordan, BTS 87 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,887 ?Eugene Levy? John Lovitz - --Fuck, dude, half - 88 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:46,929 Shut the fuck up .and listen, man 89 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,347 I'm giving you a list of people .you could've done 90 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,310 ,Danny DeVito ,Will Ferrell, Howard Stern 91 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,270 ,Baba Booey ,Robin Ophelia Quivers 92 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,774 ,Alice Cooper .Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne 93 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,027 !Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands 94 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,278 --Amy Winehouse 95 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,614 Dude, Amy Winehouse !is fucking dead 96 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,450 ,Optimus Prime, Shipwreck ,Cobra Commander 97 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,536 the fucking cunts from Riverdale! 98 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,456 All right, next time I fucking ,have to frame somebody 99 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,999 it'll be one of all those 100 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,459 fucking thousands of people .you just mentioned 101 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:21,214 .Yeah, tell that to my dad - !Peacemaker, shut the fuck up - 102 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,132 Do you all want ?to be here till tomorrow 103 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,054 ?Do you have cable 104 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,473 So, I don't want to stay here .overnight if there's no cable 105 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,643 .It was a rhetorical question. - Fargo's on tonight 106 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,977 .Oh, okay 107 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,980 Well then, I change my answer .to just ignoring the question 108 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,065 .Not another word 109 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,822 The point is... the raw amber fluid is potentially 110 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,825 processed and bottled .at Glan Tai Bottling Company 111 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,451 ,Glan Tai is in Little Cork 112 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,911 about two hours ,northwest of here 113 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,287 so you all are gonna take a field trip 114 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,664 .and see what you can find out 115 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,292 I'm going to stay back and deal .with the White Dragon situation 116 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,173 .Nice penmanship, asshole 117 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,758 And Fargo's not on ,till tomorrow night 118 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,093 .you fucking nerd 119 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,478 What do you want, Smith? 120 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,938 Heard you were ,harassing the guards 121 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,731 .asking for me all night 122 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,816 .I didn't kill that girl 123 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,610 .Yeah, so you said - .So they all always say - 124 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,656 ,Yeah, but "they" can't prove it ?now, can they, Lucy Liu 125 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,576 ?Lucy Liu ?Because we're both Asian 126 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,203 .How incredibly fucking clever 127 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,121 ?What should I call you ?Jimmy Fallon 128 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,539 ...See, the problem is 129 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,958 we impounded the car .that was there that night 130 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,126 .That ain't my car 131 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,796 Registration says .otherwise, Guy Fieri 132 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,464 And we have two eyewitnesses 133 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,925 who said that .you kidnapped them 134 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,385 .Well, they're fucking lying 135 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,427 ,And your fingerprints ,Blake Shelton 136 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,055 are all over .the murder victim's apartment 137 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,098 I'm running .out of white guys 138 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,643 .Just take my prints ?That's all I'm saying, okay 139 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,562 Check and see if they match 140 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,354 those ones you found ,in the apartment 141 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,273 or if someone's ,gaming the system 142 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,816 .cause I didn't fucking do it' 143 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,734 ?Then who did 144 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,197 .My shithead fucking son 145 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,911 You know you don't .have to treat him like that 146 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,665 ?What - .John! You hurt his feelings - 147 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,333 He worked hard .on those graphics 148 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,168 Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny 149 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,545 some of the shit .I was saying was 150 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,338 It's not funny calling him Dye-Beard 151 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,506 for the thousandth time when he's told you repeatedly 152 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,425 .he doesn't like it - .That's just Peacemaker, man - 153 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,552 He's always giving .people nicknames 154 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,344 .Yeah. Thanks - Being a bully's just - 155 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,680 .part of his personality - ?What - 156 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,682 Like how you used to call .my brother Prince Charming 157 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,183 .Your brother was a handsome man .That was a compliment 158 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,643 I'm gonna go out on a limb here 159 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,604 and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment 160 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,856 that you called him Prince Charming 161 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,566 because his penis .was shaped like a scepter 162 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,026 ?Are you kidding 163 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,445 No, it was really bulbous .at the end 164 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,739 .He called me Thimble - ?Thimble - 165 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,740 .Yeah, I was a late bloomer 166 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,784 I didn't go through puberty .until my mid-20s 167 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,994 I mean, I didn't care 168 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,038 cause I don't have' ,emotions like people do 169 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,165 ,but the other guys after Chris came up with 170 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083 ,a nickname for them ,usually based on their penises 171 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,877 they would just walk ,into the other room and sob 172 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,544 because that would become their name 173 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,420 .for the rest of their life 174 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,881 Why are you ?seeing their penises 175 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,383 .It's a locker room, dude ?What am I gonna do ?Look at a towel 176 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,384 So you just stare at each other's dicks 177 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,762 ?and come up with names for them 178 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,889 Yeah. My friend Veiny McVeinerstein 179 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,017 ,said I was like a gypsy .but with dicks instead of palms 180 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,560 .But, hey, I got bullied too - ?How - 181 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,896 By kids calling me ,a bully all the time 182 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,522 .and telling me I was abusive 183 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,815 !Hey, that hurt my feelings 184 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,734 Plus, I think we're missing ,what's important here 185 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,819 and that's how much .Economos sucks at PowerPoint 186 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,822 Look, just think about ?how you talk to him, okay 187 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,534 What happened to the good old days 188 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,161 where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody 189 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,537 without them claiming ?to be a victim 190 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,332 ,You have to admit it was kind of sweet 191 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,417 how he wanted that monkey .and that man to be friends 192 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,598 ?You want me to get these to the lab - .Uh, hold off a beat - 193 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,226 First, scan them .and send them directly to me 194 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,645 ?How do we scan fingerprints 195 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,772 ,I don't know .take a picture with your phone 196 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,857 Uh... well, it might be blurry because I don't have 197 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,359 that new phone .with the macro setting 198 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,486 Then borrow someone's .phone that has macro 199 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,489 And then have them ?AirDrop it to me 200 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,492 Uh, yeah, I-- I will have .them AirDrop it to me 201 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,953 We could get .flagged for that, Soph 202 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,748 .I do like your people's noodles .You got that 203 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,668 Rice-based, not heavy .'on the carbs like the wops 204 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,336 Well, I'm glad .I invented them, then 205 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,468 !Fucking game day, bitches 206 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,822 .I can't take it 207 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,614 Not a fan of ,the Swedish metal there 208 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,783 ?eh, Harcourt - .Not especially, no - 209 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,995 We could always do .a Whitesnake power ballad 210 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,664 ?How about some jazz - ?Jazz - 211 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,498 I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there 212 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,168 .than jazz !No, I didn't 213 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,424 .Bloop. Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop 214 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,134 ?What's that - .Jazz - 215 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,678 ,Oh my god .get the fuck out of here, man 216 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:43,846 Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant 217 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,557 ?going into this place - Anytime anyone officially - 218 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,642 starts to deal with ,the butterfly situation 219 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,728 someone higher up in the .government shuts them down 220 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,355 Which is why this task force .doesn't officially exist 221 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,150 Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds 222 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,778 ,from other operations .which... leaves us on our own 223 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,239 So, it's just the five of us ?against an alien invasion 224 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,949 .And Murn - ,Well, I was counting Murn - 225 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,242 just not Dye-Beard back there .cause he's fucking useless' 226 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,620 ?Dude. What'd I say 227 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,706 .Sorry, Economos. Geez 228 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,417 ,That sounded very sincere .thank you very much 229 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,336 .Yes, it's just the six of us 230 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,754 Ooh, we could do ?some pop metal. Poison 231 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,840 ?Are those men 232 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,718 I believe their preferred ",pronoun is "long live rock 233 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,762 and you are sounding .awful awesome-phobic 234 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,639 ...Uh, B.T.-dubs 235 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,350 governmental insiders blocking your efforts 236 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,684 sounds a lot like .the deep state 237 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,311 .It's not a deep state 238 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,354 ...It's a collection of people 239 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,855 you know, deep within ...the government, who are 240 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,734 ...manipulating the 241 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,653 All right, it's kind of .like a deep state 242 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,781 You guys got any ?Hanoi Rocks up there 243 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,867 ?You... know Hanoi Rocks - ?Who's Hanoi Rocks - 244 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,952 Only the greatest .band of all time 245 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,829 .They're the original glam metal ...They started it all 246 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,748 --leather, teased hair, spandex 247 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,750 Hard to believe their contributions to culture 248 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,043 .aren't more widely heralded 249 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,836 I mean, so many streets in this country 250 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,255 named after ,.Martin Luther King Jr 251 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,507 but not a single .Hanoi Rocks Avenue 252 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,300 ?What's up with that 253 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,598 ?"Lith Street Kids" ".No, it says "11th Street Kids - 254 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,141 Dude, that's one !of their best songs 255 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,018 Yeah. I saw them in Finland 256 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,145 when I was 14 .during a year abroad 257 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:15,938 .Got this right after 258 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,649 .Fuck yeah, dude .Hanoi Rocks it is 259 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,694 Sorry, Adebayo, no Spyro Gyra .or Kenny G for you 260 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,318 Who knocks on a window ?when there's a door right there 261 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:10,659 Well, you've come a far way .from the jungles of Nyasir 262 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,038 Yeah... and all the people .you slaughtered there 263 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,165 .Oh, please 264 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,168 .Like you were some angel 265 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,711 ...I've 266 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,465 .changed since then 267 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,967 Waller said .you needed my help 268 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,179 .Situation is delicate 269 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,100 It requires something other than .your... usual sledgehammer 270 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:39,980 ,Well, these days, Murn .I'm... I'm barely ball-peen 271 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,318 .I'll take care of you 272 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,696 .Hey 273 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,547 .Fuck me 274 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,424 .Come on 275 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,885 ?Where are we going 276 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,011 To talk to those .supposed witnesses 277 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:29,863 .Hey... Detective 278 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,949 !They made us do it !We were afraid for our lives 279 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,075 !Evan, you fucking pussy 280 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,416 .Yeah, that's him 281 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,084 .I don't think that's the guy 282 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,838 Amber. Now is not ?the time to lie, all right 283 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,589 .Fuck 284 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,799 ,He was a pretty nice guy .all things considered 285 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,593 We didn't wanna .get him in trouble 286 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,721 And... the one that you got in there now 287 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,514 ?is some sort of Nazi, right 288 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,523 But how did somebody ?switch the fingerprints around 289 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,276 So we're gonna free ?the damn White Dragon 290 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,444 .We have no choice 291 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,446 We have to if we're .gonna arrest his son 292 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,449 ,All right .that might be overkill 293 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,617 I fought these butterflies ?before, remember 294 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,202 We're not even sure .they're in there 295 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,620 .Just take your pistol 296 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,622 ,I finger bang you .I'm not using my pinky 297 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,332 .That's a disgusting phrase 298 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,251 You're just saying that 'cause .lesbians don't finger bang 299 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,587 We finger bang more than .the rest of the world combined 300 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,213 .Okay, you're right 301 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,131 I just forgot women ?had fingers for a second, okay 302 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,508 How do you ?think we grab things 303 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,802 .Not in life, in sex - Oh, so you just thought - 304 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,637 women's fingers ?just fell off during sex 305 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,139 !I don't know ?I wasn't thinking, okay 306 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,057 .Clearly - ?Hey, what's the new helmet for - 307 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,810 !No 308 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,854 ?What 309 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,106 .You're not taking that in there 310 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,400 !I can't hear you !This thing's so fucking loud 311 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,653 .You're not bringing that 312 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,155 .Hey, I agree with Peacemaker 313 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,865 .We can't go in there unprepared 314 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,910 We don't even know that .there are butterflies in there 315 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,828 ?Oh, come on, please 316 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,750 ,Ah, fuck! I'm never ever gonna kill someone 317 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,127 .with a fucking chainsaw .It's so not fair 318 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,840 .Total fucking bullshit 319 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,428 .Fuck 320 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,015 .Vigilante, you're with me 321 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,433 We'll check .the bays around back 322 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,685 Peacemaker, you and Adebayo question the employees 323 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,354 ,in the front office .find out what you can 324 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,105 ?Hey, what was ro-sham-bo for 325 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,149 .Nothing 326 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,026 .Don't do anything stupid - .No problem - 327 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:31,819 .And I'll ask the questions - .Fine by me - 328 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,154 You're definitely ?gonna be chill 329 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,697 .I'm fucking chill, dude .Jesus, relax 330 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,449 .Quit freaking out 331 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,495 .Activate X-ray vision 332 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,706 ?Hey, how you doing - ?Okay. How are you - 333 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,884 ?What the fuck 334 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,177 .X-ray vision .I can see in their brains 335 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,726 .Fuck 336 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,687 You didn't think to give me ?some sort of signal 337 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,188 Yeah, the signal was .I shot her head off 338 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,064 You said you .were gonna be chill 339 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,441 Do I not look chill ?to you right now 340 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,280 So, yeah, we got an issue. 341 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,073 The place is crawling with butterflies. 342 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,200 .Holy shit 343 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,499 ...That shit they eat 344 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,294 there's literally .a thousand boxes of it in here 345 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,796 This could be the distribution hub 346 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,131 for the whole country. 347 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,633 .Great 348 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,842 I'm also wondering if there's 349 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,761 a whole lot more butterflies .than we thought 350 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,012 .Copy 351 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,832 .Hey, check it out 352 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,768 You don't have to shoot people .after I already killed them 353 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,395 .Right 354 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,684 .Oh, shit 355 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,140 There's a factory ,behind the warehouse 356 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,477 and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of... 357 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,730 .computer room... 358 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,482 .Copy. We're on our way 359 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,900 Be careful. 360 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,912 .Your friends are with Charlie 361 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:56,458 .They won't last long - ?Who's Charlie - 362 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,587 .Our guardian angel - .Looks like he's been slacking - 363 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,635 ...Oh, I was just... uh 364 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,322 .Whoa --There's a fucking - 365 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,832 --Harcourt, do you ?do you copy 366 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,877 ?Vigilante 367 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,087 .There 368 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,348 .Hold this - .Okay - 369 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:54,724 .I'm through fucking around 370 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,564 .Shit ?Yo, what the hell is that 371 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,357 It's a grenade I tied .to a Russian tank shell 372 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,692 ?Why not just the grenade 373 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:04,442 ,A grenade blows up .like, two people 374 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,653 How many people ?does this blow up 375 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,613 .I don't know .I invented it this morning 376 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,865 ?What 377 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,246 !Eat peace, motherfuckers 378 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,665 !Let's go 379 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:31,845 ?Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone ?Are you-- are you all right 380 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,724 ?You guys 381 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,520 !Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck 382 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,692 .Deactivate X-ray vision 383 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,197 "Run, Adebayo" !would have been appreciated 384 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,783 Oh, really? I need to tell you ?to run from a fucking bomb 385 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,925 !Gorilla 386 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,929 .Oh, no 387 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,514 !Fuck 388 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,339 !Die, human 389 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,316 ?Economos 390 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,072 .Yeah 391 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,492 !You fucking stud - .Yeah-- yeah-- yeah, I am - 392 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,078 !I'm-- I'm a fucking stud 393 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,146 ?Harcourt! Not bad, huh 394 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,233 .Yeah, not bad 395 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,042 Dude! You fucking killed !a gorilla with a chainsaw 396 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,879 ?Who fucking does that - !You motherfucker! You do - 397 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,381 .Maybe next gorilla 398 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,216 !You motherfucker 399 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:21,556 !Motherfucker !You corrupt motherfuckers 400 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,558 ,I didn't do it !and you fucking know it 401 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,352 !Fucking bitch - ?What's going on - 402 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,561 He was just told .he's not getting out of jail 403 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:29,689 ?What a shame, huh - ?What are you talking about - 404 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,108 They got his fingerprint .results back from the lab 405 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,693 They match the prints .at the crime scene 406 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,530 You gotta be .fucking kidding me 407 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,162 ,Captain ?what the hell is going on 408 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,789 ?What - ?Where's Captain Miele - 409 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,416 Oh, the mayor wasn't pleased with her performance 410 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,543 ,around the Sturphausen murder .so I'm replacing her 411 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,045 .Captain Locke 412 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,672 .All right. Uh, okay 413 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,508 I'm sure you're not up to speed .on what's been happening 414 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,468 .Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed 415 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,679 All right. Well, I just heard that the prints for Auggie Smith 416 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,432 were double-checked .and they came back a match 417 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,352 .But I saw the prints for myself .He was right, they don't match 418 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,104 ?And you are - .Sophie Song, sir - 419 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,606 Detective Song, are you ?a forensic print analyst 420 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,358 ?What - Do you have an expertise - 421 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,361 in analyzing fingerprints that ?people here don't know about 422 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,280 Perhaps a... forensics degree 423 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,990 you didn't want to share with the department 424 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,951 for fear it would give you ?an unfair advantage 425 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,411 No, I don't have .any of those things 426 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,578 Well, then --I don't see how you'd 427 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,456 ,In addition to that two witnesses admitted 428 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,999 ,that they were lying and they identified 429 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,502 ,Christopher Smith ,Peacemaker, not his father 430 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,045 .as the man who kidnapped them 431 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,881 August Smith controls .the Aryan Empire 432 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,967 Would this be the first time they coerced someone 433 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,343 ?into changing their testimony 434 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,262 .August Smith is being framed 435 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,930 ,I know he's a bad guy --but that 436 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,224 Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals 437 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,725 who pushes herself too hard 438 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,520 to prove the men .don't have one up on her 439 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,439 ?What - .We get it - 440 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,024 .You're good 441 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,652 You take ,the rest of the night off 442 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,612 give yourself .a well-deserved rest 443 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,656 --I don't need a rest - .It wasn't a request, Detective - 444 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,675 .Hello It's done. 445 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,302 .Good 446 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,023 ,Also, I don't mean to brag, sir but it becomes a brag 447 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,526 ,just by saying it !we defeated a gorilla 448 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,320 ,Technically ,I think it was a super-gorilla 449 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,071 since we pulled .a butterfly out of its brain 450 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,573 .No, definitely a super-gorilla Last time I fought a gorilla 451 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,950 was at Burning Man .four years ago 452 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,494 .This was significantly weaker 453 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,661 So... we guess this means 454 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,540 butterflies can use .any life form as a host 455 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,210 ?Chihuahua - .Probably wouldn't fit - 456 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,544 .Would be cool, though 457 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,797 .That wouldn't be cool at all ?Why would that be cool 458 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:00,965 .You tell me 459 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:07,180 .It wouldn't be - .There's your answer - 460 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,933 .Well, this is good work 461 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,727 We're gonna need to sort through .this and see what we can find 462 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:13,770 Importantly, we want to see if we can trace 463 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,981 where the raw amber fluid .originally came from 464 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,900 Finding the source of the butterflies' food 465 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,527 .may be key to defeating them 466 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,487 But that can wait .until tomorrow 467 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,197 .You all have earned a rest 468 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,406 .Yeah .Boom - 469 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,494 ?We cool 470 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,080 .Yeah 471 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,545 !Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it 472 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,171 .Good game - .Yeah - 473 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,089 I mean, it would've been a lot cooler 474 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,383 if Economos came in "!and he was like, "Hey 475 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,176 and then he tossed me ,the chainsaw across the room 476 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,804 ",and I'm like, "Solid toss, bro .and then I killed the gorilla 477 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,140 ?What are you talking about, man 478 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,684 I had just said how much I wanted 479 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,894 ,to kill someone with a chainsaw ,like, 15 minutes earlier 480 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,230 and then Economos just coincidentally comes in 481 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,899 ?and kills someone with one I mean, it kinda seems like 482 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,193 he was trying to .fuck with me a little 483 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,279 .Fuckin' Thimble 484 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,079 You sure this is ?a good idea, Soph 485 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,998 ,This new Captain, Locke .he won't do the right thing 486 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,584 ,So fuck it, fuck him .I'll go over his head 487 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,003 .I know this judge .We can trust him 488 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,963 ?Well, what's his name - .It's Judy - 489 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,052 ?What - ?Judge Judy? That's his name - 490 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,263 .Yeah. Judge William Judy .It's a Swiss surname 491 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,889 .Whatever - .He's fair. We can trust him - 492 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,227 .So you said 493 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,604 .And, also, he's my uncle 494 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,524 .Hey, sweetie 495 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,444 .Hey, Uncle Will .We need a search warrant 496 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,237 You ever heard of a guy ?named Peacemaker 497 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,032 .Come on in 498 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,433 .Vigilante - .Oh, man - 499 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,686 .He loves that merman emoji 500 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,689 He says ,it means happy, sad 501 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:03,898 .and everything in between 502 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,901 Well, doesn't that make ?for a useless emoji, then 503 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:07,902 .Yeah, that's what I said .Yeah 504 00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:11,656 .He says it's holistic 505 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,908 .Oh, fuck 506 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:15,702 We'll call you .sometime tomorrow 507 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,995 We gotta go through a lot of computer equipment 508 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,373 and see if we can .extract something useful 509 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,625 .It's gonna take a while 510 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:27,964 ?What 511 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,425 .Come in a minute, grab a drink 512 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,178 .I'm not gonna grab a drink - ?What do you mean - 513 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,263 .Come on! I wanna celebrate 514 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,098 ...Uh 515 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,101 Are you gonna try to fuck me 516 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,019 by claiming your dick's ?a lesbian or some shit 517 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,856 Dude, I think that gorilla .broke my dick 518 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,067 But I just wanna say, my dick .is a lesbian, by the way 519 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,403 It's just not applicable .in this situation 520 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,742 .Nice crib you got here 521 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,164 .Greatest albums of all time 522 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,416 ...Oh 523 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,130 ?This you and your brother 524 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,009 .Yeah. Keith 525 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,599 ...And this, this is a .the Peace Train 526 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,976 ,It is gin, vermouth, vinegar 527 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:22,810 ,peppercorn ,a little maple syrup 528 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,355 .and some yak butter - ?Yak butter - 529 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,191 Hard to find ...in Evergreen, so I 530 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:29,567 ...had to use normal butter, but 531 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,444 .For you 532 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,824 .Oh, my God 533 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,911 ...Oh, God! Oh 534 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,997 ?What the fuck, man - .That's rude - 535 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:46,125 What's rude !is you giving me a feces drink 536 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,168 .C'mon, it's not that bad 537 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:02,099 .Yum - ...Do you just - 538 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,894 ?have a beer 539 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:08,523 ?Mm, you and Harcourt - .Yeah - 540 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,609 .Hell, Chris, I don't know 541 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,694 Look, I doubt that you ,and her are a possibility 542 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,154 ...but, hey, you never know 543 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,741 .She digs me .She called me handsome 544 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,701 ?She did - .Oh, yeah - 545 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,038 ?How - ?Hmm? What - 546 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:25,540 ,Tell me the context, like 547 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,709 exactly how did she say ?that you were handsome 548 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,421 ...Okay. Okay, so she says 549 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,466 .I'm quoting here - .Okay - 550 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,469 ".Just because you're handsome" 551 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,889 ?That's how she ended it 552 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,518 ?What - .That's not even a sentence - 553 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,937 ...Well, um 554 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,983 ...She said, uh ,Just because you're handsome" 555 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,277 you think you can do ".whatever you want 556 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,361 ...Right 557 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,573 Even though you're" ".a piece-of-shit murderer 558 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,785 ...Yeah, man, I-- I 559 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,746 .Maybe she'll come around - ?Yeah - 560 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,456 .Just be nice to her 561 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,626 ,But not overly nice .because she won't like that 562 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,504 And don't talk about .her tits and her pussy 563 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,591 Yeah, but what about ?when we're fucking 564 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,259 ,That's what I'm talking about ...you just 565 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,719 .getting way ahead of yourself 566 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,264 .Right 567 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,350 ...Look, dude, you .you really aren't a bad guy 568 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:30,438 You just use being a dick ,as a way to push people away 569 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:34,275 ...but if you would just take take a second and just drop that 570 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,694 ,and be Chris Smith 571 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,281 I think people actually .might like you 572 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:43,743 ?What 573 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,455 .I just never had this before 574 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,459 ?What - ...This, you - 575 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,753 you know, giving me advice .and having my back 576 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,839 .Yeah 577 00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,760 Well, we've all had ?each other's back today, right 578 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,221 .Yeah 579 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,598 .It's like a real team out there 580 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,558 .Yeah 581 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,186 ...The 11th Street Kids 582 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,481 .we roll like that... 583 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,399 .Yeah 584 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:18,986 ...I just never thought I'd 585 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:29,080 .I gotta take a piss 586 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,513 .Sorry! Thin walls 587 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,348 .Oh, yeah. No-- no worries 588 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,356 .Oh, fuck 589 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,570 !Don't forget to wash your hands 590 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:25,469 ...Yeah, I, uh 591 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,263 ,I'm sorry, babe ,I-- I know you're asleep 592 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:31,642 but, uh, I'm sorry .about this morning 593 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:33,811 ...Uh 594 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,315 --This job, it-- it 595 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,985 This thing is fucking me up ...and I, um 596 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:46,073 .Anyway, I-- I love you 597 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,827 --And I will .I'll talk to you tomorrow 598 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,084 !Fuck 599 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,675 ?Why are you here 600 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:09,889 .Couldn't sleep 601 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:33,704 .Activate X-ray vision 602 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,721 .Whoa 603 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,515 .Oh, shit 604 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,727 ?What the fuck 605 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,980 !Yo, Mister Murn, this is crazy --You gotta check this 606 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,077 ,Mariska Hargitay .Mario, Super Mario 607 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,246 !Fucking Luigi ,Yoshi, the princess 608 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:43,292 ,Bert, Ernie, Grover ,Snuffleupagus 609 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,045 ,Burger King, Grimace ,Ronald McDonald 610 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,338 the two old guys from ,the balcony in the Muppets 611 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,883 ,Jim Morrison !any one of the fucking Beatles 612 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,427 .Pete Best? George Carlin - !Dead - 613 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:57,389 ,Danny Glover, Mel Gibson ,Ice-T, Ice Cube 614 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,432 !Vanilla Ice 615 00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,435 .Elvis fucking Presley .Priscilla Presley 616 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:03,354 !Seth Meyers ?What about Seth Meyers 617 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,980 ?Or for that matter, Jay Leno 618 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,941 Conan's not really doing .much right now 619 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,067 ,All right, most of those ,you're right 620 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,485 .could probably go to prison 621 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,696 But I would never put !Ariana Grande in there 622 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,492 .She looks too innocent - .Possibly true! Possibly - 46548

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