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Oh, wow, dude.
This thing is disgusting.
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There's so much rust. Maybe we
should wipe it with a wet rag.
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I'm not gonna do that!
Why not?
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Because it's a goddamn circuit
breaker, Mac. We'll get electrocuted.
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No, I'm just gonna use
this screwdriver, all right?
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It's got a rubber handle.
That'll keep me grounded.
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No, I'm pretty sure you have
to be standing on rubber.
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Well, the bottoms of my shoes are
rubber. Oh, no! You know what it is?
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You can't be standing
on the ground at all.
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Maybe you should jump up
into midair and do it. Hmm?
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Yeah. If you jump into the
air and grab a live wire...
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you... won't
get electrocuted.
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But then if you land on the ground
and you're still holding that wire...
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you'll be blown to bits.
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I saw it in Tango and Cash.
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So I'm supposed to risk my
life based on something...
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that you saw in the
movie Tango and Cash?
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Kurt Russell... I think... All right, I'm
gonna jam this thing with a screwdriver.
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All right? The rubber handle
will ground me. And I'll be safe.
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All right.
All right.
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Give it a shot.
Okay.
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It's all set to scrape...
Oh, my God!
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Holy shit!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wh-What
the hell are you doing?
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It exploded.
You're making it worse!
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Bro, you gotta pay
somebody to fix this, man.
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No! I'm tired of
spending my money...
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every time something
goes wrong in this place.
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Well, we can't fix it,
Frank! It's too dangerous!
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It scared the shit out of me,
man. Well, get Charlie to do it.
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He won't go near the thing. He's already
been electrocuted, like, 500 times.
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Yeah, man. I think he's
starting to catch on to that.
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Dennis, get me a harness 'cause I'll
have to be swinging in the air to do this.
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Are you kidding me?
I told you.
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Bro, did you
get the flashlights?
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Forget about the flashlights!
Check these bad boys out!
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They fell off the back of a truck.
Huh?
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Nice grab. All right. But
what about the flashlights?
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Uh, I'm sorry. Someone wasn't
paying attention, right?
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Free speakers, dude! Free speakers
for the bar! Free speakers!
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Mac, let's plug
these bad boys in.
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Yeah!
We don't have any electricity!
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That's why we needed
the flashlight. Careful!
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I'm sorry.
I didn't...
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Holy shit.
What is that?
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Oh, my God.
Whoa.
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That's a...
big bag of drugs.
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This is not good, dude. Somebody's
gonna be looking for those drugs.
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Relax, dude. They're gonna be
shit out of luck 'cause no one...
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No one saw us take
the speakers. Did they?
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See us take...
No.
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There you have it. Look,
let's not worry or panic.
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This is...
This is a lot of drugs.
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But, like, what's the
worst that could happen?
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Gotta get rid of it.
Yeah. Drugs are bad news.
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Let's get rid of it.
Throw it in the garbage.
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Ooh, you can't do that 'cause
a kid could find it. Right.
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Burn it. Well, then we're
dealing with a fume situation.
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Yeah. You gotta wear masks and...
Yeah, it's a whole thing and...
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It's a whole production. It's a big
production. All right, then bury it!
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Oh, well... No, see. Now
we're back to the kids again.
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Because kids run with shovels,
playing in dirt. Absolutely.
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And then one of them's
gonna... Okay. Call the police.
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What, are we gonna just
solve society's drug problem?
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You know what I mean?
Is that on us?
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No!
Is that on us now?
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The community is still
going down the toilet.
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So I think what you're
saying, Sweet Dee, is that...
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we could use the unsolvable drug
problem in our society... Mm-hmm.
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To fix the solvable
light problem in our bar.
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Yes.
Absolutely. I hear you.
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We're saying we're gonna
do the drugs...
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and then we're gonna try
and fix all the lights. No.
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Charlie didn't understand
that. That's asinine.
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You want to rewind? Yeah,
we're gonna flip the drugs.
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Make a bunch of money. Use that
money to fix the electricity. Mm-hmm.
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All right. Well, both ways
work. I kinda like my way.
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Great plan.
Your way's terrible.
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I'm in. Let's sell these
drugs. You're not in.
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Whoop. Thank you. And
you're not gonna sell them.
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We'll do it, Charlie.
Because we found the drugs.
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And you're bossy.
Very bossy.
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I'm not bossy.
Scumbags!
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Frank, come on, man. Look,
we're trying to get some money...
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to fix the lights in our bar
because you won't give it to us.
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Back in my day, only the biggest
pieces of shit dealt drugs.
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We're not gonna deal drugs.
Yeah, right.
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We're gonna flip it. We'll flip
it once. It's a onetime flip.
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Yeah. We'll go to your... that
shady guy Bingo that you know.
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Oh, Bingo. We'll say, you
know, "Here's a pile of drugs.
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Give us some money. " And then...
Uhhuh.
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Oh, no, no, no. You don't go
to Bingo. Bingo is my contact.
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Uh, I'm sorry. I don't
think you can call dibs...
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on a shady peoplesmuggler.
You can't do that.
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Just do not mention my name!
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My God. Relax, dude. No
one's gonna mention your name.
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Hey, Bingo.
Frank sent us.
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Frank, huh? I'm gonna skin that
son of a bitch and wear his face.
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Anyway, what's up?
Well, we're trying...
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Oh, don't look at me.
Excuse me?
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Look up. Up.
Okay.
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Is this good?
That's fine.
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Now speak.
Uh, okay.
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Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a
bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
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Sweet, delicious nose clams that are
looking for a home if you follow me.
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Nose clams?
No. I don't follow you.
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I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. I don't follow either.
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Yes, you do. It's not confusing.
Just everybody settle down.
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These are the kind of nose clams that
make you want to dance the night away.
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I don't get what the
hell you're talking about.
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I don't even know what you're
talking about. It's so obvious!
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You know what? It's not obvious.
Now you're being too vague.
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You're talking about
dancing clams in the...
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What's gonna make you dance?
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These are the kind of nose clams that
you crush up into a line of white powder.
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And you snort them up through
your nose. And they make you high.
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You use a dollar bill or a straw
to do it. They come from Colombia.
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They're illegal. And they
rhyme with "propane. "
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Perfect. You found a
perfect medium ground there.
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So you want to sell me cocaine?
Yes!
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Why didn't you just
come out and say that?
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Instead of dancing around
it. That is so tacky.
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We talked about it in the car.
It's a thing you do. It's not tacky.
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That is the kindergarten behavior of
drug dealing. Do you want them or not?
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Yeah, of course I do. Oh,
great. Well, here you go.
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Thank you. Eyes, boom.
Yeah.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Youse two. We need
to talk to Youse. Huh?
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Oh, shit.
Are you guys gangsters?
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Shut up!
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Ah, owe me a Coke.
Listen...
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rumor has it that somebody
who works at this bar...
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found a certain somethin'
that belongs to us.
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A certain somethin' which may or may
not have fallen off a certain truck, huh?
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And the certain somebody that we know
thinks they saw that certain someone...
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pick it up and take it
back to that certain bar...
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which may or may not be the place
that we happen to be or not be...
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talkin' to a couple of certain
somebodies right this very second.
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Capisce?
Huh?
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Fellas, we're about
six beers' deep.
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So I think you're
gonna have to...
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be a little bit more clear 'cause
I didn't get that last part.
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I m... I missed out on the whole
thing to be honest with you.
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I was confused by it. I'm
very confused by the...
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I was very confused by the whole
thing to be... if I'm being honest.
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Look, why don't you just
return what belongs to us...
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or pay us the 25 G's that it's
worth, and we'll be square.
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Youse got
until Friday, huh?
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What happens on Friday?
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Well, Friday is the day...
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that we may
or may not be forced...
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to chop your limbs off...
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and distribute them evenly amongst
your friends and your family.
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And that's Friday.
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Friday.
Okay.
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Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's...
That's very... a very clear message.
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And we will certainly get
on that right away. Yeah.
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Okay. That's
muched appreciated.
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Uh, good day to youse.
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And good day to youse. Come on.
Huh?
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What's the matter with you?
Chewin' in my ear all the time.
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Friday.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Holy shit!
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Guess who sold the drugs
And we can fix the lights now
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The lights are fixed.
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Yeah, man.
No shit. How'd you do that?
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We got bigger problems
than that, dude.
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The drugs that you just
sold, they belong to the mob.
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What?
Yeah, they saw you guys.
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Yeah. Guys, real-life actual
gangsters. It was pretty cool.
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They came to the bar. They
threatened us. It was not cool!
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Look! The point is, we're gonna give them
the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
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Cool. And then maybe we can
keep a little for ourselves too.
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Yeah, well, how much
did you get? Perfect.
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Oh, dude...
a one, a two...
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a $300!
Hello.
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You guys, those drugs
were worth 25 grand!
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Oh, shit!
Are you serious?
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Yes!
Now, see now? I told you.
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I asked for more money.
What?
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Yes, I did.
No, you didn't!
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I was using "Dead Presidents"
as a cover. You didn't get that?
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He said to the man he wanted many,
many thousands of green people...
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From history times.
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Oh, my God.
We are so screwed.
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How are we gonna get 25
grand by Friday? I get that.
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Don't look at me.
You made this bed.
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You're sleeping in it. This
is a life lesson for you.
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Frank, this is not the time to be
throwing down life lessons, all right?
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We are going to get whacked off
by a bunch of scary Italian guys.
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Did they say they were
gonna whack us off?
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They implied they wanted
to whack us all off! Okay.
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Nobody's gonna get whacked
off today, okay? Listen.
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We're gonna take the money. We'll
go get our drugs back from Bingo.
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We'll give it to the mob. And we'll
pretend none of this ever happened.
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And this time, I'll
do the talking! Okay.
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Just keep my name out of it.
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Frank said to tell you
to sell us back our drugs.
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Okay.
No problem.
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Good. Good.
Great.
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Excellent.
Problem solved.
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$5,000.
What?
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Oh, boy! Just an hour ago,
you gave us 300 for 'em.
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Yeah, man.
Yeah, I don't recall that.
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Come on!
All right.
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What can we get for 300 then?
Uh, you want an exotic bird?
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If you're gonna play this game, we
need to buy something from you...
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that we can sell back to other
people at a higher price. Yeah.
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Okay. OxyContin.
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It's a very popular pill
these days.
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And I happen to have
a whole shitload of it.
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How much?
1,200.
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Oh, boy. Wow.
That's gonna...
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Bingo! Wow. Goodness
gracious with this guy.
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If it's not one thing, it's
another thing. Oh, okay.
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But think about it this way. If we split
it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
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Great, yeah. Let me just go grab
my cash from my money tree...
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that I have planted. I know a
leprechaun who has a pot of gold.
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He lives at
the end of my street.
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Maybe I'll go to a bank
and say, "Hello.
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Do I have an account
here?" Call Donald Trump!
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How do three men in their 30s
not have $800 between them?
223
00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:13,401
They're...
The economy is in shambles.
224
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,234
Have you taken a close look at the
marketplace right now? The NASDAQ!
225
00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:17,740
Dow Jones!
It's up then down.
226
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:20,538
Stop talking, goddamn
it! Fine! I'll do it!
227
00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:22,408
I'm not getting
my money back, am I?
228
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,310
Give us money.
229
00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:26,576
Boom.
230
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,117
What am I supposed
to do with that?
231
00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,710
You tell us. Yeah. Bingo said
you knew how to sell those drugs.
232
00:09:30,788 --> 00:09:33,814
I told you not to involve me in
that! Did you mention my name?
233
00:09:33,891 --> 00:09:36,223
First thing we did. First thing we
did. You gonna harp on it all day?
234
00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:38,727
Goddamn it! The guy's
gonna skin me alive.
235
00:09:38,796 --> 00:09:40,764
He is gonna skin you alive. He
mentioned something about it.
236
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,299
Will you just pay the mob off so
we don't have to sell these pills?
237
00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,631
Dennis, I am not using
any more of my money!
238
00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:48,695
The mob is gonna kill us,
man! Look, if I cave on this...
239
00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:51,172
I'm gonna be bailing you guys
out for the rest of my life.
240
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,971
So... I'm putting my
foot down on this one.
241
00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:54,943
You bitches gotta earn
your own money!
242
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,071
Fine! Whatever!
It doesn't matter.
243
00:09:57,147 --> 00:10:00,173
Because... seeing as how I'm
the boss... You're not the boss.
244
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,549
Oh, yes, I am. I've come
up with an excellent idea.
245
00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,521
Frank, you are gonna get us into that
country club that you used to belong to.
246
00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:07,284
And we're gonna
sell the pills there.
247
00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:09,690
That'd be a good place to sell those
pills. Yes. Thank you very much.
248
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,820
You can't make no $25,000
from that amount of pills.
249
00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:15,263
How long you got?
Till Friday.
250
00:10:15,332 --> 00:10:18,460
Mmmmm. You're gonna have to turn a
trick or two. Go into prostitution.
251
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,265
You are disgusting!
How could you suggest...
252
00:10:21,338 --> 00:10:24,671
I am absolutely not doing that!
I wasn't talking about you.
253
00:10:24,742 --> 00:10:27,210
Guys at those country clubs
get hotter broads than you.
254
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,007
I would think, yeah.
Yeah.
255
00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:33,106
I was saying the male escort
Is really hard to come by.
256
00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:37,017
I'm picking up what you're
putting down. I'll do it. Oh...
257
00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:39,555
Uh, Charlie, you're not quite
cut from the right cloth.
258
00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:41,488
What?
Okay. Make it me.
259
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,389
Mac, you're too low
class. All those women...
260
00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,360
are gonna think they're gonna
catch somethin' from you.
261
00:10:45,429 --> 00:10:47,192
They are.
They will.
262
00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:49,232
I was thinking about Dennis.
263
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,995
Right.
Now, Frank...
264
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,367
will any of these women be
attractive in any way? Probably not.
265
00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:55,803
Then I'm not going to do
it. Let's sell some drugs.
266
00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:56,862
I got it.
Why are you grabbing it?
267
00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:57,930
I'm the boss.
Very grabby.
268
00:10:58,008 --> 00:10:59,694
Get out.
Really?
269
00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:06,562
Okay. I think we gotta look for
old ladies with lots of big jewelry.
270
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,102
They got the deepest
pockets. Ah, that's my girl.
271
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:12,230
Dennis, I think you should
unbutton this button too. No...
272
00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:14,605
Show a little chest. Frank, I
know what you're trying to do.
273
00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:17,611
And I'm not gonna be a whore.
So just drop it. All right?
274
00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,308
Holy shit. Did you guys see that
midget dressed like a lawn jockey?
275
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,873
That's a jockey, Charlie.
Do what, now?
276
00:11:23,952 --> 00:11:26,250
That's a real jockey.
277
00:11:26,321 --> 00:11:28,289
The ones that ride on
the horses... Forget it!
278
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,187
Really? Wait, wait, wait,
wait. They have horses here?
279
00:11:30,258 --> 00:11:31,589
There's a racetrack
next door, dude.
280
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:34,093
Bye-bye.
What? No!
281
00:11:34,162 --> 00:11:35,288
Where are you going,
man? Where are you going?
282
00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:37,058
All right, whatever!
Let's split up.
283
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,962
I call Dennis. No. I'm not
gonna be a whore, Frank.
284
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:42,093
You're already a whore. Why
not make some money at it?
285
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,637
You're just gonna try and
make me bang old ladies.
286
00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,104
Then you're gonna have
me move on to dudes.
287
00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:47,698
I just wanna hang out. We're
wasting time. Dee! Let's split up!
288
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,901
Come on!
289
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:54,514
Oh, that's good, huh?
You like that?
290
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,913
It's a real beaut,
ain't she?
291
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:57,679
Holy shit.
You can talk?
292
00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,743
What?
That is great.
293
00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:02,756
I would've figured if anything,
your voice would be like super high.
294
00:12:02,824 --> 00:12:04,451
All right.
Well, good for you.
295
00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:07,290
She normally doesn't take to
strangers. She must like you, huh?
296
00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,990
Yeah. Wow. You know, she
seems like a real nice horse.
297
00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,555
Well, actually, she kicked the
last stable boy's brains in.
298
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,363
Jesus. He takes his
food through a straw now.
299
00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:18,371
I bet. Hey, you wouldn't be
interested in taking his job, would ya?
300
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:20,373
I'd be very interested.
301
00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:22,705
Well, you have any qualms
about picking up shit?
302
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:24,870
Terrific. Terrific.
303
00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:28,279
Usually, we'd use a shovel for
that. But to each his own, I guess.
304
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,681
Not me. Hey, why don't you
come and meet the fellas?
305
00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:32,481
All right.
306
00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:34,419
Oh, right.
Good work.
307
00:12:38,693 --> 00:12:41,719
Okay. Now, there's only one thing
that these rich old men understand.
308
00:12:41,796 --> 00:12:43,286
And that is money.
Mm-hmm.
309
00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:45,958
So I am gonna play the role of
a high-powered executive. Mmm.
310
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,934
And you are going to
be my secretary, Linda.
311
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:51,665
Ooh! No. No. I will be
your business partner.
312
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:53,639
Dee, these guys
are old school, okay?
313
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,176
They don't like women's rights.
Now, don't give me any lip!
314
00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:58,838
Okay, Linda. The first thing I need
you to do is get Jameson on the phone...
315
00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:02,041
and tell him I don't need
his $650,000 investment.
316
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:05,415
He can shove it right back up his
ass. Ooh, I got a better idea, Bob.
317
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,716
How about you do it?
What's that?
318
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:10,587
Yeah. I think you should get
Jameson on the phone for me.
319
00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:14,526
Well, why would I do that, Linda?
You're my secretary and a woman.
320
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:16,587
What do you know about investing?
321
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:20,657
Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. Remind me again
what we're having Jameson invest in?
322
00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:24,671
Jameson is investing
in new technologies.
323
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,331
Really? Which ones?
324
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:28,136
Lasers.
Lasers!
325
00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,699
Yep.
That is adorable.
326
00:13:29,777 --> 00:13:31,938
Lasers, Linda!
327
00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:34,140
Who wants to buy
some drugs?
328
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:42,050
Hey, man.
You workin'?
329
00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:44,523
Excuse me? Don't play
dumb with me, hermano.
330
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,423
I know a gigolo
when I see one.
331
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:49,952
No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
332
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:51,862
For real?
Yeah.
333
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:55,391
Hey, a good-looking guy like you
could do very well in my business.
334
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,938
Thanks. But I'm not really
into banging old ladies.
335
00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:00,804
Bang them?
No, bro.
336
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,901
You got it all wrong, man.
These women are classy.
337
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:07,880
Yeah, they just want someone to be nice
to them. Flirt a little bit. That's it.
338
00:14:07,949 --> 00:14:11,385
Really? I wouldn't have
to bang these ladies? No.
339
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,080
Bro, it's all fancy
dinners, exotic vacations.
340
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:17,056
These ladies have so much
cash, man. It's the life.
341
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,252
You should really
think about it.
342
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,659
You could make
a killing here, bro.
343
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,764
Huh.
344
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,967
Hey.
345
00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:30,834
Nice work.
Hey, thanks, man.
346
00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:32,668
Oh, that's yours.
Thank you very much.
347
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,641
Yours. Thank you.
Hey, man. You said 20.
348
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:38,008
Take it or leave it.
349
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,876
Hey, whatever, homes.
350
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,450
Puta pendejo.
351
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:58,992
Man, these guys are crazy. I can't
believe they bought all my pills.
352
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:02,628
Ah, you know what they say.
Nobody parties like a jockey!
353
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,433
I was not familiar with
that expression, Buster.
354
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:05,631
I didn't even know
you guys could talk.
355
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:08,039
So you want that job or not?
356
00:15:08,109 --> 00:15:11,545
I tell you what. I got a little something
I gotta straighten out with the mafia.
357
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,705
You know how that goes, right?
Oh, sure.
358
00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:16,841
But when that's done... maybe. Because
there's something about that horse, Buster.
359
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:19,682
You know, it's like we looked at each
other. And then there was eye contact.
360
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,813
And I was looking at the horse.
The horse was looking at me.
361
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:23,880
And then it hit me,
I think maybe...
362
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,892
I was a centaur
in my past life.
363
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,555
Well, something tells me you probably
were never half-man, half-horse.
364
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:34,192
But, hell, what do I know? All I
know is you got a great attitude.
365
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,736
So come on,
you old son of a gun...
366
00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:39,329
and-and let Buster do
a line off your boner.
367
00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:46,113
No?
368
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:53,080
Uh, "garcon", why don't you
hook up the young lady here...
369
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,521
with one of your best
strawberry daiquiris?
370
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:59,321
All righty. Thanks.
371
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,829
Hey, how's it going, man? Uh,
did you sell any of your pills?
372
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,762
Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working
a different angle here, Charlie.
373
00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:06,663
Dude, check it out. I sold
all of mine. Okay, that's...
374
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,601
Lawn jockeys are crazy people, man.
Did you know that? Great. But, uh...
375
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:13,663
You're kinda cramping my style. I'm trying to
drum up business here. You know what I'm saying?
376
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:17,006
You know what I'm saying? Dude, I
think I was a centaur in my past life.
377
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:20,275
It totally occurred to me. What makes
you think you were half-man, half-horse?
378
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:22,646
Charlie... Come on.
Out, out.
379
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:24,014
He's working.
What? I'm enjoying a roll.
380
00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:25,985
He's working. Bro, will
you please get out of here?
381
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,213
You smell like cheese.
No, no.
382
00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:28,880
It's horse shit.
383
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,719
Well, whatever it is,
it's terrible. Okay? So...
384
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,350
Let's call it what it
is. It's horse shit.
385
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,690
I have it all over my hands. But
it's not cheese. Let's go. Get up.
386
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:37,390
The horse was eating a lot of cheese.
I don't know what it is. Just you stink.
387
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:39,126
Come on. Get up. Get
up. I don't wanna get up.
388
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,225
Frank, as a matter of fact, you
really don't smell that much better.
389
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:42,735
If you could get out, that
would be really helpful.
390
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:45,739
Don't talk to me that way.
Don't talk to me. I am your pimp.
391
00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:47,638
You are my ho.
Look, dude.
392
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,539
Horses don't eat cheese.
Don't...
393
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,134
You are ruining this!
First of all.
394
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,680
Will you get out of here, for the
love of all that is holy on earth!
395
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,875
You reek of cheese!
Excuse me.
396
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,645
Are you
the Reynolds party?
397
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:58,878
Yeah.
Uhhuh. Yeah.
398
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,217
We had to escort your
friends off the property.
399
00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:04,122
They're waiting for
you by your car. Oh...
400
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:07,958
Yeah. Where?
Ah, the guilty parties.
401
00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:10,293
Yeah. Yeah, Mac made a whole
series of bad decisions.
402
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,298
And then we got kicked out,
and they stole our drugs.
403
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:15,335
Was he being bossy? Yeah. He was being
very bossy. And now we've got nothing.
404
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,530
All right. It's not a total
loss, all right? No, no, no.
405
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:18,594
Charlie actually...
I sold all my pills.
406
00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,971
Oh! Nice.
Oh, that's awesome.
407
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,943
What about you, Dennis?
Dennis is a prostitute now.
408
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:26,002
Good.
No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
409
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,048
Yes, he is. There's no
banging old ladies and dudes.
410
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,675
All right? I will be providing a
very important service, however...
411
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,777
as what I would like to be
called a handsome companion.
412
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:35,652
To dudes?
To guys or...
413
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,350
No, not to dudes.
No, hang on.
414
00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:40,292
Hold on. Hang on. To
old, fancy, rich ladies...
415
00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:42,795
who want to do classy,
exotic, fancy things with me.
416
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,695
Great. Dennis,
you keep banging dudes.
417
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:47,859
Dee, let's take Charlie's
money and go buy some cocaine.
418
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:50,495
It's got higher street value. Do you see what
you're doing here with the bossiness again?
419
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,801
And the demanding? I don't appreciate
it. Ordering everyone around.
420
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:54,307
You're out, dude!
Oh, he's out.
421
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,104
You're not kicking me
out. I'm the boss of you!
422
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:58,941
You're the only one who hasn't made any
forward progress today. Just hang back.
423
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,914
Wait. I'm just supposed to put my
life into your hands? Look, man.
424
00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:03,746
Leave your ego out of
it. We're in some...
425
00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:06,651
Excuse me! We're in some
serious hot water here...
426
00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:09,155
because of you and your
bossiness, all right?
427
00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:11,316
I think you should stop
acting like such a baby. Go on.
428
00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:16,887
So you're gonna leave me here? We cannot
have you around us screwing things up!
429
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,363
How am I supposed
to get home?
430
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,696
You're supposed to walk like
the rest of the Americans.
431
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,531
You walk, you know?
On their two feet!
432
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,333
Walk?
It's like 40 miles!
433
00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:27,340
Oh, that's why
young people...
434
00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:30,468
You can't do this to
me! You can't do this!
435
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,104
I'm smart,
and I deserve respect!
436
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,115
I'm gonna get you
sons of bitches!
437
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,715
Whoa!
You want to stop It already?
438
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:46,193
It's all right. I put the parking
brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
439
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,921
Hey, you got our money?
Jesus.
440
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:50,793
No, I do not have your money. But I think
there's been a misunderstanding here.
441
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,095
And I want to set it straight.
Proceed.
442
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,897
Well, ever since your alleged package...
443
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,530
Came into my bar,
I may or may not...
444
00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:00,506
have had absolutely
nothing to do with it.
445
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,405
You did or you didn't?
I did.
446
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,376
You did have something
to do with it?
447
00:19:04,445 --> 00:19:07,209
No. No. I did have absolutely
nothing to do with it.
448
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:10,148
Wait, wait. You just said you
did have something to do with it.
449
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,412
That's what I heard. I
heard that. I think I said...
450
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,953
I did have absolutely
nothing to do with it.
451
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:15,852
But you said...
Are you sure?
452
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:18,619
The thing is when you use a double negative,
it becomes something completely different.
453
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,923
But you know, we can get into that
later. The point is this, guys.
454
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,589
I want to get in
on what you guys got.
455
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,325
I want to dress like
a track star.
456
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:29,301
I want to wear gold shit and slick my
hair back and grow a pompadour, you know?
457
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,861
You want to join our crew,
huh? More than anything.
458
00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:35,238
Okay, first things first.
You gotta prove your loyalty.
459
00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:36,640
Prove my loyalty?
Yeah.
460
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,702
I want you...
461
00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:40,713
to go clean the bathrooms.
Yeah.
462
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,646
The bathrooms?
Yeah. The bathrooms.
463
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:44,082
Why?
464
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:46,642
'Cause that's the first step
in becoming a part of our crew!
465
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,121
Okay. Guys, I clean a
mean bathroom. Let's see.
466
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,021
I learned from one of
my friends, Charlie.
467
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:53,219
You'll get to know him too maybe.
I'll bring him in. I'm sure you will.
468
00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:55,558
Okay.
Thank you.
469
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,062
Go.
Thank you.
470
00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:59,065
You gonna really let
him be part of our crew?
471
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,658
Hey, summer squash
for brains...
472
00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:03,567
I'm gonna make him
our bitch till Friday.
473
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,400
Oh, bitch boy.
Bitch boy.
474
00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:07,839
And after that?
475
00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:09,876
I wanna whack him off
irregardless.
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