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What'd you buy
at the mall?
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Pimento cheese log.
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Never disappoints.
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[overlapping greetings]Hi, guys.
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Welcome to the
Valley Hills party bus.
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No music but lots of pills.
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How'd the appointment go?Oh, uh...
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What was it for? Was it
kidneys? Ticker? What?
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Fibromyalgia?
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What's that?When you hurt all over.
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Oh, I have that.Oh, I got that.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was for my heart arrhythmia.
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All my tests came back normal.
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I can go home now.
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Nice.
Wow.
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Congratulations.Good for you.
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Thanks. I'm really excited.
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Oh, we'll miss you.NORMA: Yeah.
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You're the only man here
who knows when he's farting.
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[horn honks][gasping]
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Gabby!
What now?
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Sorry.
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Hit the wrong pedal again.
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[door opens]GABBY: You wanted to see me?
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Yeah, come on in.
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Close the door.
Ugh.
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I'm all sticky.
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Got to take off my bra.No, wait. No.
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Okay, fine.
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Um... [clears throat]
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Before I say anything,
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remember: you are not talking
to Gina your friend,
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you are talking to
Gina your boss.
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Does either Gina have candy
in her desk?
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No. [sighs] Listen, um...
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There have been some complaints
about your driving.
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If this is about
the kid on the bike,
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he was scared, but he was fine.
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[sighs] You have forgotten
to pick up residents.
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You drive too fast.
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You tried to do donuts
in a church parking lot.
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Correction: did do donuts.
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And some of the residents
said they never felt more alive.
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They said they were lucky
to be alive.
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Gabby,
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I can't let you drive the van
anymore.
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What? No.
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I love driving the van.
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I'm sorry.
I don't have a choice.
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[door opens]Ow!
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[door closes]
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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What up, G?
[chuckles]
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Well, I need to use
your laundry.
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A month on the road really
shows up in the skivvies.
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That's upsetting.
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That's life.
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Jerry! I heard the good news!
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DREW:
Yeah, congratulations!
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You finally get to go home.
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Can't wait. Tomorrow night
when I plop down on the couch,
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I won't have to worry about
sitting on someone's teeth.
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I am so happy for you.
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Ugh, it never occurred to me
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that someone might leave here,
you know, alive.
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[chuckles]What're you gonna do first?
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I'll probably check in
with my peeps,
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go to the city for dinner
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and reactivate
the old Tinder account.
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Ooh.Uh-oh. Watch out, ladies.
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Watch out, everyone.
[chuckles]
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Got to go pack some things.
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Hey, so, uh,
you want to grab lunch later?
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I can't. I have to drive the van
this afternoon.
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What happened to Gabby?The residents were complaining,
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so I told her
she can't drive the van anymore.
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C-E-Oh, no, you didn't.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, but now I have to find
a replacement.
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I could do it.
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What?
Yeah.
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I have van experience.
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Plus, old people love me.
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They think I'm one of them.
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That's because you say things
like "skivvies."
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You'd really be willing
to help me out?
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It doesn't pay much.
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Oh, come on.
You don't need to pay me.
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You're letting me live
in your parking lot.
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It's the least I could do.
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[sighs] Wow, thank you.
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The residents will
never again have to hear,
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[imitating Gabby]: "Hang on,
I'm gonna try something."
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Oh. On the right is
the Outback Steakhouse
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where I had my fifth grade
graduation dinner.
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[Australian accent]:
Crikey, mate, you're off
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to middle school.
Good on you. [laughs]
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Outback?
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Australia?
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Anybody?
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It's nice having a man
drive the van.
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Women get too emotional,
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on account of their cycles.
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Spend enough time with him,
Drew has cycles, too.
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Speaking as
an actual old person,
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why are you driving like one?
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Safety first,
second and third.
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Nary a complaint shall be heard.
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All right.
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[door opens]Here we are, Jerry,
your condominium,
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or as they say in Africa,
"your Congo-minium."
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[laughs]
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Imagine driving with him
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through Intercourse,
Pennsylvania.
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[giggling] Intercourse.
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JERRY:
Well...
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I hate long goodbyes.
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Great, get out.We'll miss you.
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Don't forget about us, kid.
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Oh, don't worry, I won't.
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Don't you forget about me.
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No.
Not a chance.
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Well...
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bye.
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Bye.
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[door closes]
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Sure gonna miss ol'
what's-his-name.
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[scoffs]
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These sign-out sheets are
a mess.
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Do you even look
at what people write?
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No. Why?
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Well, for starters,
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there's no one here
named Soupy Sales.
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Not anymore.
He signed out.
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I'll take those, driver.
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Ah, it's Drew.
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Stay in your lane.
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Would you two ladies help me
pick out one of these dresses
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for a special occasion?
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Ooh, big date with Spencer?
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It's my great-grandson's
baptism.
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I want to look doable.
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Sure.
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What are you doing?
You have to stay here.
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If Drew can drive the van,
he can watch the desk.
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You know, I was
a hall monitor
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for four years
in my high school.
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They actually asked me back
first year of college.
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Not the brag you think it is.
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But fine, come on.
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Um, you're taking your meds,
right?
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[sighs][phone ringing]
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It's a beautiful day
at Valley Hills,
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how may I help you?
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All right, I'll transfer you.
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Hello?
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Oh, you're still there.
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Um... Just one moment.
[chuckles]
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, you know,
just helping out,
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manning the front desk,
driving the van.
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A Drew-of-all-trades,
if you will. Hmm.
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You want to help Mr. Lambert
change his colostomy bag?
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Well, not "of all trades."Hmm.
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Seniors treating you well?
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They're great.
I'm learning a ton.
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Did you know that in the 1950s
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you could get a banana split
and a shoeshine for a quarter?
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Oh, yeah, they love telling
the gay, Black man
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how great life was in the '50s.
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Hey, we're all getting together
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at the Mexican place
across the street
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for happy hour after work.
You want to come?
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Yeah, I am so in.
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Uh, I do have a question.
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Do you share chips and guac?
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I just feel
that's a bit unsanitary.
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You know what? I'll do it.
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I'll do it. [chuckles]
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Yeah.
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[phone ringing]
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It's a beautiful day
at Valley Hills,
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how may I help you?
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Oh, you got disconnected?
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I don't know how that happened.
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Um, one moment, please.
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[crowd cheering on TV]Woah, that shot was, like,
from half-court.
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[cheering on TV][phone ringing]
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Hey, kid.
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Are you watching this game?
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Yeah, that shot was crazy.
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I wanted to see it on replay,
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but instead I'm looking
at Ryan Seacrest
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eating cotton candy
and winking at the camera.
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He does work hard, though.
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So, how are things
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at Valley Hills?
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We had soup for lunch.
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Ooh, what kind?
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Hot.
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I'm trying to watch the game.
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Uh, me, too.
I'll-I'll call you back
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if it goes into overtime.
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I can't wait.
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Ditto. [chuckles]
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[indistinct crowd chatter]
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Hey.
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You watching the game?
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Yeah.
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Morning.[gasps] Good morning!
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I got my favorite boss
her favorite drink--
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a nonfat,
bone-dry cappuccino.
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Ooh, thank you.
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I also got her
an assortment of pastries,
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including un croissant.
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[British accent]: Or perhaps
a cranberry scone, guv'nah.
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[chuckles]I forgot,
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you are a lot in the morning.
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Actually, I'm a bit tired.
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Tough to rouse
the old bag of bones
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after getting hit by
the passionfruit margarita bus.
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Oh, you went out last night?
With who?
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The work crew.
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That Bert guy is hilarious.
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You ever see him blow bubbles
out of his nose?
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So, you guys all went out
for drinks?
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Yeah. I got so tipsy,
I almost forgot to floss.
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How come no one invited me?
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Don't be upset, it's just
a regular Thursday thing.
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There's a regular
Thursday thing?
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Oh, um...
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Well, they probably
just figured you were busy,
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being the boss and all.
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I am,
but I still want to hang.
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I'm sure it was just
an oversight.
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Every Thursday night?
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Uh-oh.
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Somebody needs a bear claw.
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[roars]
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So, what do you think?
Does it fit?
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The only one left was
a ladies' medium.
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It's a little roomy.
You could probably get away
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with a ladies' small.
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What's up, boss?Hey.
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Hi.
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Gideon, your rounds should have
started five minutes ago.
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Oh, I was just having
my coffee first.
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Great, if someone dies
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because they didn't get
their meds,
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we'll list
the cause of death as:
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"I was just having
my coffee first."
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[chuckles] Torched.
261
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,826
And you need to refill
the hand sanitizer stations,
262
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,829
unless you're too hungover
from happy hour.
263
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,793
How does she know
about happy hour?
264
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:23,492
Yeah, that's weird.
265
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,713
I may have said something.
266
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,803
I definitely said something.
267
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,195
Why would you do that?
268
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,589
I thought she was invited.It's an employee hang.
269
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,113
You can't vent about the boss
to the boss.
270
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,724
That's like confiding
in your boyfriend
271
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,508
about the guy
you hooked up with.
272
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,771
You're the one who wanted
an open relationship, Keith.
273
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,730
Uh, come on,
274
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,296
this is Gina.
275
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,124
She's your boss,
but she's also your friend.
276
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,695
If we did invite her,
I bet she'd pick up the check.
277
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,742
We don't really take advantage
of her being rich.
278
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,526
'Cause we're good people.
279
00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,007
Well, that stops right now.
280
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,186
[lively chatter]Hey, guys!
281
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,883
[overlapping greetings]Oh, there she is.
282
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,798
Thank you so much
for inviting me.
283
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,799
Don't be silly.
284
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,714
We just want to hang
with you.
285
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,889
Yeah, but we can't stay late.
286
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,195
Everybody here is kind of
on a budget.
287
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,893
Mm.Not tonight you're not.
288
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,808
[excited chatter]
289
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,854
Gideon, why don't you get us
a couple orders
290
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,725
of shrimp fajitas.
291
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:23,900
[scattered cheers]
292
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,249
Hell yes! [chuckles]
293
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,904
Um, but seriously,
I can't have shellfish.
294
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,211
Diarrhea, I remember.
295
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,909
Um, so...
[clears throat]
296
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,737
what're you guys talking about?
297
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,825
Just getting to know
the new guy.
298
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,871
Heard you're living
in the parking lot.
299
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,699
Oh, just until I figure out
my next move.
300
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,396
FYI,
you ever need to shower,
301
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,791
the sprinklers come on
every night at 2:00 a.m.
302
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,618
GINA:
Gabby,
303
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,447
I really want tonight to be
like old times.Me, too.
304
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,841
Remember how we'd get hammered
and dance on the bar?
305
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,974
Uh, only reason
I wore underwear.
306
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:57,586
Hey, hey, hey![whooping]
307
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,848
Hey! Mmm.
308
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,982
Mmm! Yikes. That is salty.[chuckles]: Yeah.
309
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,331
Oh, you want salty,
you should hear
310
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,941
Althea talk about
her ex-husband.
311
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,986
[chuckles]
312
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,335
He slept with my sister.
313
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,511
I'm glad it's funny to you.
314
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,776
Um, Bert, uh,
this reminds me,
315
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,822
I think we should cut back
on the sodium
316
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,910
in the residents' meals.
317
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,085
You got it.
318
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,652
That's salt, right?
319
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,960
Hey, while I have you all,
let's make a mental note
320
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,701
to check the smoke alarms
next week.
321
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,357
It's battery changing season.
What-what!
322
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,968
Gina, we don't usually
talk work here.
323
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796
Oh, right. Right, right. Sorry.Yeah.
324
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,059
Yeah, um, we're off the clock.
325
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,844
Mm-hmm.Hey, what are you doing
this weekend?
326
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,497
Oh, I'm actually
taking Monday off.
327
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,803
I'm going on a hiking trip
with some friends.
328
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,413
Oh, that sounds great.
329
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,980
Just remember to put in
your time card tomorrow
330
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,547
'cause they're due
on Friday now.
331
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,418
Gabby, you sent that email
to everyone, right?
332
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,899
I could check, but I sent it
from my work computer,
333
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,205
and we're not at work.Hmm.
334
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,033
Starting to feel like it.
335
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,818
So sorry. So, so, so sorry.
336
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,864
[chuckles] Okay.
No more work talk.
337
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:58,908
[sighs]
338
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:02,303
[music playing faintly]
339
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,002
This isn't completely
work-related,
340
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,526
but I was thinking about
taking an ad out
341
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:12,008
for Valley Hills
in the AARP Magazine.
342
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:16,230
That's the American Association
of Retired People.
343
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,930
What-what. [chuckles]
344
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,933
[sighs] Spencer,
345
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:24,934
if you're gonna be my partner,
346
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,544
you got to wear your readers.
347
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,632
I don't need 'em.
348
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,895
Oh, really?
349
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,026
What card is this?
350
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,899
Back up a little.
351
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,249
Hi, guys.
352
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,077
Hey, kiddo.Hey, Jerry.
353
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,905
So, you gave my spot to Bert?
354
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,036
Yeah, we needed a fourth.
355
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,646
I'm just learning the game.
356
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:45,041
Yet somehow you've won
every hand.Dumb luck.
357
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,044
Yeah, unless you're hustling us.
358
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,786
Oh.Norma, look at this man.
359
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,616
Which one do you think it is?
360
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,009
[chuckles]
361
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,358
It's up to you, Spencer.
362
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:01,492
Oh, dear,
I hope this is right.
363
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,539
All right, guys,
good seeing you.
364
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,149
I'm gonna go check out
the action in the day room.
365
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,021
See if I can rustle up
a game of Yahtzee.
366
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,631
Okay, have fun.See you later, kid.
367
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,893
See you, guys.
368
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,373
We'll see ya.Hearts? Anybody?
369
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,984
Oh.NORMA: All right...
370
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,464
Oh, poop.
371
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,987
Whoa, Jerry!
372
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,946
Hey, what happened
to you guys last night?
373
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,686
Why did you take off so early?
374
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,472
Oh, I, uh, got a text
from my landlord.
375
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,693
My apartment flooded, uh,
from the bathtub right above it.
376
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,957
No way! Me, too!
377
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,785
Okay. What's going on?
378
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,918
Well, no offense,
379
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,964
but you kind of turned the night
into a staff meeting.
380
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,575
I thought that, too!
381
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,055
No, I didn't.
382
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970
You talked about
time cards, Gina.
383
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,580
Time cards.
384
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,975
And exciting new breakthroughs
in catheter hygiene.
385
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,848
So, I mentioned a couple
work things. No big deal.
386
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,719
It's all you care about anymore.
387
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,634
Well, I'm sorry
I'm worried about 25 people
388
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,419
who could drop dead
at any second.
389
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,030
Not you guys,
you're doing great.
390
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,685
That's fine, but...
391
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,469
when's the last time
we really hung out,
392
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,342
or you called
to just catch up?[beeping]
393
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,431
Oh, God!
That's Norma's alert.
394
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,954
Spencer and Harry's, too.
395
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,261
Is everything okay?
What happened?
396
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,958
Jerry fainted.
397
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,307
It must be my arrhythmia.
398
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,961
We should get you
to a hospital.I'll drive.
399
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,963
ALL:
No!
400
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,530
I don't need to go
to the hospital.
401
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,140
I can see my doctor tomorrow.
402
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,055
Oh, you shouldn't be alone
tonight.
403
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,056
Uh, why don't you
just stay here?
404
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,840
Your old room is still empty.
405
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:32,018
I guess,
if you think that's best.GINA: Yeah.
406
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,150
Welcome back to Shawshank, kid.
407
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,630
Come on. I'll walk you.There you go.
408
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,197
GINA: You got it?You all right?
409
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,894
JERRY: Yeah.All right.
410
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,114
You still think I care too much
about work?
411
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,724
I care about the residents.
412
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:43,943
I care more.
413
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,771
I got the defibrillator.
414
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:47,990
Jerry's okay.
415
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,383
Oh, good.
416
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,734
Anybody want to try
this baby on me?
417
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,132
Hey, Gina.
418
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,308
Gina?
419
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,180
What? Oh, h-hi.
420
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,966
You okay?
421
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,838
You're staring into that fire
like you want to jump in.
422
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,100
Oh...
423
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,797
You don't want to hear it.
424
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,800
Normally, but for you
I'll make an exception.
425
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,543
[sighs]
It's just...
426
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,590
My friends don't get
how hard my job is.
427
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,767
I can't just turn it off
to go hang.
428
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,116
Mm-hmm.
429
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,120
Did I ever tell you about
the body shop I owned?
430
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,426
I don't think so.
431
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,036
Yeah, I opened it right
after Beth was born.
432
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,299
I was terrified
that I would fail,
433
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,736
so I-I pretty much
lived there.
434
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,042
See, you get it.
435
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,044
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't...
436
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,351
I couldn't think of
anything else, do anything else,
437
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,788
and sometimes I even
slept in my office.
438
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,182
I fell asleep in my car
a few weeks ago.
439
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,879
I woke up
in the middle of the night
440
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,187
and saw Bert showering
in the sprinklers.
441
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,927
[chuckles]
442
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,016
He's an odd bird.
443
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,061
[laughs]Anyway,
444
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,629
so, about a year later,
445
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,414
I came home one night
and Meredith was gone.
446
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,069
Took Beth
and went to her sister's.
447
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:10,203
Didn't she understand you were
just trying to build a business?
448
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,987
No, she was trying to get
my attention.
449
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,294
See, I was so consumed
with providing for my family
450
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:17,558
that I... I forgot I had one.
451
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,605
[sighs] But, uh, you still had
responsibilities.
452
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,478
You couldn't just walk away
from the shop.
453
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,306
No, no, no, but...
454
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,655
but a few nights a week,
455
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,309
I made sure that I'd be home
for dinner.
456
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,702
And Sundays were
for Beth and Meredith.
457
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,619
So, you see,
I found a balance.
458
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,059
Hmm. You know,
459
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,843
when you're willing to talk,
460
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,279
you're, uh,
461
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,107
you're actually
pretty good at it.
462
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,108
[chuckles]
463
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,196
You know the old saying:
464
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,589
"I may have been born yesterday,
465
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,982
but I stayed up late
last night."
466
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:55,726
[laughs] Uh, would you, uh,
like some wine?
467
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,207
No, no, no. I don't
want to mix wine
468
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,817
with my bourbon.
469
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,302
Nice shot.
Thanks.
470
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,521
I put a little English on it.
471
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,827
Uh, that's still okay to say,
right?
472
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:10,654
I think so.
473
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,308
GIDEON:
So, Jerry,
474
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,050
I had a doctor look
at the EKG we did for you.
475
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,749
Your heart rhythms
are totally normal.
476
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,316
Really?DREW: Yeah.
477
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,970
It must've been
something else.
478
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,233
I mean, obviously
you didn't faint for no reason.
479
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,887
That's interesting.
480
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,367
I'll schedule
a doctor's appointment
481
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,064
and get to the bottom of it.
482
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,502
Jerry.
483
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,896
Tell Gideon what's going on.
484
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,898
And also tell Drew.
485
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,207
I was lonely at my place.
486
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,469
I missed everybody.
487
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,254
So you pretended to faint
to stay here?
488
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,343
I really like Valley Hills.
489
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,910
I learned to play boccie.
490
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,172
I take art classes.
491
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,957
I have friends,
and not just on Xbox.
492
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:56,004
I understand that, but you need
to tell Gina the truth.
493
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614
Yeah, I'm sure she'd love
for you to stay.
494
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,616
You don't think it's weird
that a 59-year-old
495
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,531
wants to stay
in a retirement home?
496
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,359
Oh, it's definitely weird.
497
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,667
But one thing I learned
while living on the road is,
498
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,451
you got to do
what makes you happy.
499
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,062
Wh-What if
what makes you happy is
500
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,543
socially unacceptable
and possibly illegal?
501
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,110
You want to elaborate on that?
502
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,242
No, he doesn't.
503
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,157
Welcome back, Jerry.
504
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,464
Yeah, welcome back.
505
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,083
[knocks]You wanted to see us?
506
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,215
Oh, yeah, come on in.
507
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,130
Um, sit down.
508
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,218
[sighs heavily]
509
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,307
Okay.
510
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,657
Um... [chuckles]
511
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,052
[sighs] Where do I start?
512
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,402
It was Gideon's idea
to rig the bingo game.
513
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,534
Seriously?
514
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,057
You're just gonna throw me
under the bus?
515
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,363
I need this job.
516
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,365
I owe people money.
517
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,541
Bad people.
518
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:58,109
Let's table that
for another day.
519
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,069
[sighs]
520
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,637
I just want to apologize
to you both.
521
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,813
BOTH:
Oh.
522
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,817
I've been so wrapped up
in being a boss that...
523
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,427
I haven't been
a very good friend.
524
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,646
So going forward,
525
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:17,085
I'm really gonna try hard to...
526
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,695
find balance.
527
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,393
Thanks.
528
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,873
I love you, and I want you
to be part of my life.
529
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,789
Me, too.
530
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,270
Bring it in.
531
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,793
[all grunt]
532
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,406
Gabby, you really got
to wear a bra.
533
00:20:33,456 --> 00:20:38,006
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