All language subtitles for The.Bureau.of.Magical.Things.S01E05.A.Knight.to.Remember.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-TVSmash_Subtitles01.ENG

- This is so exciting.

I used to love coming to the
museum when I was little.

- I'm not sure how
much would've changed.

- Well, the exhibits will be
different, and the tour guides.

Let's just say I'd
rather have you.

- Good morning, everyone.

Good morning,
Miss Ruksy.

- Aww, they're so adorable.

- Aren't you a bit
old to take a tour?

- You're never too
old to be amazed.

- I like dinosaurs, so why can't
I go with the dinosaur lady?

- Because you're
with the fairy group.

- Those fairy
wings are pathetic.

- Still think they're adorable?

Okay, everyone, here we go.

When we can we
see the dinosaurs?

- Maybe afterwards.
- Let's see how we feel.

You're about to see some
pretty amazing things.

- If anyone gets scared,
they can hold my hand.

- You're weird.

- All clear.

- Is everybody ready?

Yes, Miss Ruksy.

- Then be prepared
to be astonished.

- I can't see anything!

- Behold, the Museum of Magic.

- These are the marvels
of the magical world.

Most are kept in the
Library of Magic,

but the ones in
here are special.

Wow, look over here!

- This is awesome.

- Gets 'em every time.

- This is new.

- It's the cleaner.

- What's so special about it?

- Turn it on and it will
suck up just about anything.

It's watching me!

- It's alright, Kelly.
- Everything is secured.

It might be a bit scary,
but it can't hurt you.

Who wants to hear some stories?

Me! I do!

- Rip, then jump.
- Rip, then jump.

What is so hard about it?
This is magic 101.

- Give me a chance.
- How many do you need?

- It's my first time, Imogen.

I bet you didn't get
it right your first go.

- This isn't about me.
This is about you.

- So you found jumping hard too?

- Look, Kyra, just focus.

Visualize where you wanna go.

Picture yourself there.

- Right, got it.

- Then rip and jump.

- Okay.
Kitchen, here I come.

- Well?
- I'm trying.

- Have you been anywhere
near the kitchen?

- At least I'm getting closer
to the house now, okay?

- Do you even remember
what a kitchen looks like?

You know, where you cook
food, where you wash dishes?

- Stop. You're too funny.

- Okay, this is way
tougher than it should be.

But you are talented, and you
are smart, and you can do it.

- Thank you.

- I was talking to myself.

And the magician
never knew

what it was gonna
pull out of the hat.

Sometimes it was a rabbit.
Once, it was a hippopotamus.

And one time the hat
pulled the magician inside.

- That's not scary.

- So you want to hear
something scary, Leo?

- Better than some stupid hat.

- Would you like to hear
about Sir Zoltan's armor?

- I never heard of him.

- Sir Zoltan was
a fierce warrior

who lived over 700 years ago.

This is his armor.

- Doesn't look very dangerous.

- He had a sword that
rumored to be so sharp,

that it could cut
through anything.

But when Sir Zoltan was
dying, his sword was stolen.

And with his last breath, he
swore that he would never rest

until he found it.
And gues what happened then?

- What?
- What?

- His spirit passed
into his suit of armor,

and it roamed the world for
centuries, causing mayhem.

And if anyone or
anything got in its path,

do you know what would happen?

- No.
- No.

- It destroyed them.

- You can hold my
hand, if you like.

- And here we are again.

- If you're not happy
teaching me, let Lily do it.

- Professor Maxwell wants you to
master this as soon as possible.

If Lily were here,
she'd still be telling you

how wonderful the day is.

Unless, of course...
- What?

- We've reached the
limits of your abilities.

We don't really know what
a Tri-ling can or can't do.

Maybe you can't jump accurately.

- And maybe all I need
is a bit more time.

And a bit more patience?

- Leave it.

- Better get it.
Could be important.

- Hey, got time to talk?
- Is there a problem?

- I just wanted to
bounce something off you.

- Bounce away.

Nothing happening here
I can't catch up on later.

- In local news, reports of
an armchair taking flight

in a local park have been
explained by meteorologists

as a rare form of heat mirage.

Hello, everyone.
My name is Orla.

And some of you may recognize
me from my television reports.

- I do!

- To humans, I look
just like them.

But I'm really an elf.

And my real job
is working for

the Department of Magical
Intervention.

The DMI captures rogue magical
objects and locks them up here

so they won't do any harm.

If you're lucky, some of you
may end up working for the DMI.

I hope you do.
It's an important job.

If you want to work for the DMI,
you have to study very hard.

But even if you don't
end up at the DMI,

it's the responsibility
of all magical beings

to keep magic
hidden from humans.

So if you see anything
strange, report it immediately.

Thank you for listening.

- I hope you all understood
Orla's message.

If you see something, report it.

- I have something to report.

- Isn't that sweet?
She got the message.

- Now, who wants to hear
about the bottomless sandpit?

- Miss Ruksy, I have
something to report!

- Alright, Kelly, what
would you like to report?

That that's... gone.

Everybody stay calm.
Gather around me.

- Don't be scared.

We know exactly what to do.

What do we do?

- Best thing's to find it
before it gets--

Get back in the cabinet, please.

- Be careful.
- I'm warning you, get back.

Whoa.

Lily?

- What?

- Now might be a good
time to call the DMI.

- Don't you think there's a
lot of weird things

happening lately?
- Definitely.

You've worn the same
shirt two days in a row.

What's with that?

- Seriously, what about
that postman that vanished?

Where did he go?

- Having a break, probably.

- He was gone for six hours
and he has no idea where.

- How do you know?

- I tracked him
down and asked him.

He can't remember a thing.

- You shouldn't have done that.
That's a job for the police.

- I asked your dad.
He wasn't interested.

- You asked Dad about this?

- He said I read
too many comics.

Then there's those car horns
and sirens going off

all at the same time.
And the flying chair.

- That was a mirage.
- So the media was saying.

But have you ever
heard of fake news?

- Peter, I've known
you since kindergarten.

You've always had an
overactive imagination.

Remember that time you were
convinced you'd seen

a tiny flying saucer and
you called the air force?

- So it was a Frisbee.

Any eight-year-old
could've made that mistake.

This is different.

- I've gotta go to the bookshop.
Wanna come?

- Sure.

- Any idea how this happened?

- There's signs of
magical interference.

- Well?
- Leo's just a little elf.

He didn't mean to.
He got scared.

- You should've
been watching him.

- I was.

- She was doing a
really good job, Dad.

- We'll discuss
this later, Lily.

Right now, send the
young ones home.

I'll issue an alert.

We'll need to have
people out searching.

- Let me help.

- I think you've done enough.

Rip, jump.

It's simple.
- True.

And Kyra seems pretty smart.

Might there be another problem?

- You mean me?

Are you saying I can't
teach someone to jump?

- You said it was simple.

Why else wouldn't
she be getting it?

- Uh, because she's
part silly human?

- Remember, you weren't
always the best jumper.

- What?

- When you were little and
Mom was trying to teach you?

You ripped and
completely disappeared.

- I did not.
- I don't remember that.

- Well, finally, after searching
the whole neighborhood,

we found you at the pet store.

- That happened, like, once.
- You kept doing it, too.

You kept jumping
to the pet store,

obsessed with the baby rabbits.

Even named one of
them Snowflake.

- So what?

I was a little kid
who liked rabbits.

It's no big deal.
- Aww, Snowflake!

You are such
a hobgoblin!

- You are such an
easy mark, Sis.

- That's from the museum.

The armor's escaped.

- You go.
I'll tell the professor.

- If you see the
armor, report it.

- I know.
- I mean it, Imogen.

Don't be a hero.
- Me? Never.

- Sir Zoltan's armor is loose.

The DMI wants
everyone searching.

- You go. I'll lock up.

- I just need to
pick up a comic.

Coming in?
- I'll be there in a sec.

What's going on?

- Ah, Peter, just in time.

I'm closing early today.
I'll get your comic.

Here it is.

"Return of the Time Nemesis,
Number Six--

Taking out the Trashman."

It's one of my favorites.

- Thanks, Max.

- The armor is a
serious threat, Kyra.

- So how can I help?
- You can't even jump!

Just stay out of it.

It's too dangerous.
- But--

- I should've been
keeping an eye on them.

- Don't be so hard on yourself.
It could've happened to anyone.

- But it happened
when I was in charge.

- Everybody makes mistakes.
- What do you do then?

- Apologize.
I send flowers too.

They always seem to help.

- No, what you do is
fix what you did wrong.

- But that's not what I meant!

Where's
the armor headed?

- If we knew,
we'd have found it.

- Could we use magic?

- Don't you think
we've thought of that?

- Sorry, just trying to help.

- Kyra!
- You were followed.

- Kyra?

- You being here
is so not helping.

- If the suit of armor is
as dangerous as you say,

don't you need
everybody you can get?

- Hi, there!

Nice armor.

Fancy dress party?

Yo, tin man, wait up!

What's all this about?

- Did you find it?
- No, you?

- No. It was seen near
the river earlier.

- And for all that metal, it
must be moving pretty fast.

- We should let the DMI take
care of this, don't you think?

Don't you always say to
follow the DMI protocols?

I'm pretty sure taking on
the armor yourself

isn't in the protocols.

- Have you seen the armor?
- No, have you?

It was seen
near the river earlier.

- Kyra, you shouldn't be here.

- I tried to get her to
leave, but she wouldn't go.

- Yeah, Tri-lings
are really stubborn.

So, exactly how do you
locate a magical object

that's on the loose?
- Protocols state our first task

is to ascertain if the magical
item has a specific objective.

- Yes, to smash everything up,

which is why we should
let the DMI handle this.

- How did it get out
of the museum, anyway?

It wasn't
Ruksy's fault.

- It's an accident.
- Thanks, Lily.

- So it started at the museum,

and it's been seen
near the river.

That's almost a straight line.

Do you know what
else is on that line?

- I know what you've come
for, but you can't have it.

There's nothing for you here.
Go back to the museum.

I don't want to
resort to violence.

Are you alright, Professor?

Where's the armor?

- Library.

- I'm going in.
- Me too.

- But what are you gonna do?

- I started this.
I'm gonna finish it.

- Be careful.
- Lily, look after Maxwell.

And you? Stay here.

- Are you sure about this?
- No.

But let's do it
before I chicken out.

- If we can catch
it in a crossfire,

then maybe we can immobilize it.

- Sounds like a plan.

- I'll get him some water.

- Kyra...

- I didn't see it.
- Me either.

This place is so big,
it could be anywhere.

Move!

- I know why it's here.

- It seems pretty obvious
to me: maximum damage.

- What aisle are we in?

- Aisle 43, why?

- I need to find
"The Book of Finbar."

- Is this really the
time to be reading?

- You never know what
you'll find in a good book.

- What's Kyra doing?
- No idea.

Anyway, forget her.

We have some tin butt to kick.

- This isn't working.

Any other ideas?

- Hey, Sir Zoltan!

Is this what you want?

- Sir Zoltan's sword.

- Don't give it to him, Kyra!
- He'll destroy everything!

- No!

- How did you know it
wouldn't take the sword

and slice you into kebabs?

- When the armor
held out its hand,

I just knew it wanted its sword.

- Still, it was a huge risk.

- Professor Maxwell wouldn't
have told me to get the sword

if the armor was
going to hurt me.

- Kyra, I didn't mean for you to
get the sword out of the book.

- You didn't?

- I meant for you to get
it out of the library.

- Oops.

Did you know
Maxwell had the sword?

- News to me.

- Me too.

- Makes you wonder what else he
has hidden there in the library.

- True.

Alright, time for
you to do your job.

- Reports have come in of a
suit of armor on a rampage.

I've obtained this
exclusive footage.

- That is such a crack-up.

- Its publicity for next month's
medieval music festival.

So all you lords and
ladies out there,

come along and enjoy the show.

- That's no publicity stunt.

That armor threw me and
it never even touched me.

- Um, you know--you
know that's impossible.

- All I know is what we just
saw is not what happened.

- Thanks for helping get Sir
Zoltan safely locked away again.

- No problem.
It's what friends do

when a suit of armor
goes on a rampage.

- Yeah, but it was my fault
it escaped the museum.

I'm not sure if they'll ever
let me work there again.

- Are you kidding?

After the way you
stood up to that armor,

they'll want to promote you from
tour guide to security guard.

I'll just be happy
to get my old job back.

- Where did you go
when you jumped?

- My kitchen.

- Made it there at last.

- Thanks to you.

- What you did today...

- Was pretty crazy.

- Yeah, it was.

What I was gonna say was that
it was stupid and reckless.

But it was gutsy.

There might be hope for you yet.