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YOU'RE THE QUEER GUY. 15 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,441 - YOU CAN MAKE ME OVER ANY TIME YOU WANT, 16 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,708 TOP TO BOTTOM. 17 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,344 OR BOTTOM TO TOP. 18 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,313 - I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 19 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,182 - YOU'RE MR. POPULAR. 20 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,717 - OH, IT'S AMAZING WHAT BEING A TELEVISION STAR CAN DO. 21 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,186 - HMM. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 22 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,454 THE OTHER MR. POPULAR. 23 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,256 - HE SAID HE HAS A SURPRISE FOR ME. 24 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,124 - IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A TIGHT ASS AND AT LEAST NINE INCHES, 25 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,193 I'D BE SURPRISED. 26 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,628 HIS MAJESTY'S NEW VIP LOUNGE. 27 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:39,133 BY INVITATION ONLY. 28 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,270 - WELCOME, MR. TAYLOR. 29 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:48,242 [mixed chatter and moaning] 30 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,415 - HOW DO YOU LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE? 31 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,918 - AS USUAL, YOUR TASTE IS IMPECCABLE. 32 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,321 - SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THAT BABYLON 33 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,691 NO LONGER SERVES ANY PURPOSE. 34 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:07,495 BUT I FIND IT STILL HAS 101 USES. 35 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:11,899 [men grunting and moaning] 36 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:15,536 MAYBE EVEN...102. 37 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:22,676 * 38 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,913 - YEAH. HI, BABY. 39 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,516 - BABY. 40 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,917 - OHH! 41 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,253 - MY BABY. - COME TO MOMMY. 42 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,654 - MMM. - HI, HONEYBUN. 43 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,390 - HI. - OH, YEAH! 44 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:39,627 [baby crying] 45 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,433 - SO, PAL, WILL YOU BE COMING HOME AFTER SCHOOL? 46 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,268 - NO, I THOUGHT I'D JOIN THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. 47 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,569 - SMARTASS. 48 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,937 - WHERE THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE GOING, 49 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,672 NOW THAT I'VE POLITELY BEEN TOLD 50 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,274 IT'D BE BEST FOR ALL CONCERNED 51 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,942 IF I WERE NO LONGER ON THE SWIM TEAM? 52 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,744 - AREN'T THERE OTHER EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES 53 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,412 YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN? 54 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,813 - YOU MEAN WHERE I WOULDN'T ENDANGER THE LIVES 55 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,981 OF THE OTHER STUDENTS? 56 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,616 HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE CHESS CLUB? 57 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,452 ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT GET CUT CHECKMATING MY OPPONENT. 58 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,420 - WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT? - NO, WHY DON'T YOU, 59 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,621 WITH YOUR FUCKING HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS? 60 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,889 - OKAY, YOU TWO. 61 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:09,990 - ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU CAN GO AROUND 62 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,425 BEING PISSED AND BITTER, OR YOU 63 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,760 CAN FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOVE ON. 64 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,428 - IT'S THEIR LOSS, HUNTER, NOT YOURS. 65 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:17,898 - YEAH, I'LL BET THEY'RE ALL BROKEN UP ABOUT IT. 66 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,871 - WELCOME TO MY TWO DADS. 67 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:24,872 - HEY, CHAMP. 68 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,441 - FUCK YOU. 69 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:31,445 - IT APPEARS BEING STRAIGHT DOESN'T AGREE WITH THE LAD. 70 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,647 - I BETTER GET TO CLASS. 71 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,483 - CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE, PROFESSOR? 72 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,619 - UH, NO, THANKS. I'LL GRAB A BUS. 73 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,596 - GUCCI, GUCCI. - [chuckles] 74 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,865 - OR, IF YOU PREFER, PRADA, PRADA. 75 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,601 - [laughs] 76 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,669 - WHERE WERE YOU? - HUH? 77 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,905 - WE MISSED YOU LAST WEEK AT BABYLON. 78 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,473 - OH, RIGHT. 79 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,009 - ALL YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHEROES WERE THERE, 80 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,011 FLYING AROUND... 81 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,746 FUCKING AROUND. 82 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,348 - WELL, I WAS FLYING AROUND MYSELF. 83 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:10,884 HAVING A BABY REALLY KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES. 84 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,920 - WELL, WHEN YOU AND BEN ARE THROUGH BREASTFEEDING, 85 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,823 YOU SHOULD SWING BY. 86 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,499 - THESE ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. 87 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,901 AND I MADE YOU FUDGE. THREE KINDS. 88 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,404 CHOCOLATE, BUTTERSCOTCH, AND ROCKY ROAD. 89 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,773 - JESUS, WHAT'D I DO TO DESERVE ALL THIS? 90 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,908 - IF YOU ASK ME, YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING. 91 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,076 [approaching footsteps] 92 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,812 - SOMEBODY WIN A BEAUTY PAGEANT? 93 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,714 - YEAH, MISS FAT ASS 2005. 94 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,983 - YOU ARE NOT FAT. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 95 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,852 - THE LADY'S RIGHT. 96 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,687 THE SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE, 97 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,056 SO STOP WEARING IT. 98 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,793 - THANK YOU, MR. QUEER EYE, FOR THE FASHION TIP. 99 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,696 - WELL, I... BETTER GET TO WORK. 100 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,964 - YOU TAKE CARE, HON. 101 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:00,501 AND THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL THE GOODIES. 102 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,537 [chuckles] 103 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,673 SEE YOU LATER. - ALL RIGHT. 104 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,576 [door opens, closes] 105 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,611 - MMM. 106 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,012 YOU CARE FOR SOME? 107 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,681 LORETTA MADE IT JUST FOR ME. 108 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:17,818 - OH, HOW SWEET. 109 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,687 SO IS THIS. 110 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,823 - IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION, NOT A BAKE-OFF. 111 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,692 - YEAH, WELL, IF THE SUGAR CONTENT'S ANY INDICATION, 112 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,960 SHE'S MORE THAN SWEET ON YOU. 113 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,862 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 114 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,732 - IT'S AS OBVIOUS AS THE COLOR OF YOUR... 115 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,368 EYES. 116 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,136 HELLO? THE ROSES, THE CANDY. 117 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,439 THE WAY SHE STARES AT YOU, UNBLINKING. 118 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,773 DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 119 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,575 - SHE'S FOND OF ME. 120 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,877 THIS IS HER WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU FOR ALL I DID FOR HER. 121 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,779 - TRUST ME, IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 122 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,749 MUCH MORE. 123 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,020 SHE'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU. 124 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,589 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN. 125 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,725 I LIKE DICK. - [laughs] 126 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,727 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 127 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,895 I HEAR YOU AND CARL GOING AT IT EVERY NIGHT. 128 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,631 YOU DON'T HOLD BACK, DO YOU? 129 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:04,898 - WELL, THERE'S NO POINT IN DOING SOMETHING 130 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:08,168 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT HALF-ASSED. 131 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,003 SO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 132 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,740 - WELL, FIRST, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT 133 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,141 THE ROSES IN SOME WATER, 134 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,776 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FREEZE THE FUDGE, 135 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,911 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO EXPLAIN TO HER 136 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,080 AS GENTLY BUT FIRMLY AS YOU CAN 137 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,584 WHY IT CAN NEVER BE. 138 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,488 - "LISTEN, LORETTA, 139 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:32,392 I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE DIVING INTO A MUFF." 140 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,696 - SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 141 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,532 OTHERWISE, LIKE ANY TRUE-BLUE LESBIAN, 142 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,534 SHE'LL BE UNPACKING HER OFF-ROAD VEHICLE 143 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,537 AND MOVING IN. 144 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,521 - OKAY, YOU CAN PULL UP YOUR PANTS. 145 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,857 - WHAT A REFRESHING REVERSAL FROM THE USUAL REQUEST. 146 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,927 - SO WHEN DID IT FIRST APPEAR? 147 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,095 - A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 148 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,697 - ANY IDEA HOW YOU GOT IT? 149 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,865 - PROBABLY FROM PULLING TOO HARD. 150 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,967 - IT'S NOT A BLISTER, BRIAN. IT'S A CHANCRE. 151 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,971 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PICKED UP A CASE OF SYPHILIS. 152 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,141 - SYPHILIS? 153 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,844 BUT THAT'S SO '80s. 154 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,613 1880s. 155 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,616 - NOT ANYMORE. IT'S ONCE AGAIN ALL THE RAGE, 156 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,250 ESPECIALLY IN THE GAY COMMUNITY. 157 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,819 - [scoffs] 158 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,588 - ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE, PLEASE. 159 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,126 - [sighs] 160 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:43,864 - THINK YOU CAN, UH, PINPOINT WHO GAVE IT TO YOU? 161 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,566 - [scoffs] 162 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,100 YOU MAY HAVE FOUND THE NEEDLE, 163 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,269 BUT LOCATING THE HAYSTACK'S GOING TO BE A BITCH. 164 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,573 - MAKE A FIST. 165 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:53,774 - IT'S ALWAYS YOU STRAIGHT-LACED TYPES 166 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,511 WHO ARE INTO THE KINKY STUFF. 167 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,879 OW. 168 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,515 WE'LL CONFIRM IT WITH A V.D.R.L., 169 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,716 JUST TO MAKE SURE. 170 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,653 HOLD THAT. 171 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,122 - THEN WHAT? 172 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,991 - THEN WE GIVE YOU A PENICILLIN SHOT. 173 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,026 THAT SHOULD CLEAR IT UP. 174 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,629 HOWEVER, YOU'LL NEED TO LAY OFF THE SEX 175 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,998 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 176 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,667 - A COUPLE OF DAYS? 177 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,168 - I REALIZE, FOR YOU, THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT 178 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,936 OF THE TIME IT TOOK FOR THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE, 179 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,772 BUT, UH... 180 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,675 I HAVE THE UTMOST FAITH YOU'LL PULL IT OFF. 181 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,743 - THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL YOU'VE LEFT FOR ME TO DO. 182 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,645 - OH, AND, UH, ONE MORE THING. 183 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,814 YOU'LL NEED TO INFORM EVERYONE YOU HAD SEXUAL CONTACT WITH 184 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,784 SO THEY CAN BE TESTED. 185 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,955 - "HAD WE BUT WORLD ENOUGH AND TIME." 186 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,958 [mellow rock music] 187 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:52,933 * 188 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:59,573 - * I THINK MY EYES ARE OPEN 189 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:03,043 * NOT SURE WHAT I SEE 190 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,680 * AND YOU KNOW THAT I KEEP HOPING * 191 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:11,251 * IT AIN'T HAPPENING TO ME 192 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,321 * PEOPLE LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME * 193 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:18,692 * YET STAND ASIDE TO LET ME BY * 194 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:22,195 * KIND OF FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS * 195 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,265 * BUT I WON'T LET THEM SEE ME CRY * 196 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,000 [mixed chatter] 197 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:31,705 * LET THEM SEE ME CRY 198 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:35,275 * SEE ME CRY 199 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,713 * 200 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,685 - DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PEN? 201 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,953 I LOST MINE. 202 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,856 - ARE YOU TRYING TO BE NICE? 203 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:52,826 - YES. - WELL, DON'T BOTHER. 204 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,895 - FINE, IF YOU'D RATHER SIT BY YOURSELF. 205 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,830 - YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNEW ABOUT ME. 206 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,098 - THE ONLY ONE. 207 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,399 AND NOW SUDDENLY, THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL 208 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,834 KNOWS WHAT I USED TO DO. 209 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,269 GEE, I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED. 210 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,404 - I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. 211 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,139 I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU. 212 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,041 - THEN HOW DID THEY FIND OUT? 213 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,043 - MY PARENTS. 214 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:13,847 YOU TOLD THEM YOURSELF, REMEMBER? 215 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,315 WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD AT THE POOL, 216 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,785 THEY CALLED SOME OF THE OTHER PARENTS, 217 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,720 WHO TOLD THEIR KIDS, WHO TOLD THEIR FRIENDS, 218 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,122 AND PRESTO, YOU'RE FAMOUS. 219 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,157 - YEAH, I'M A COCK-SUCKING SUPERSTAR. 220 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,928 EXCEPT I DON'T SEE ANYONE ASKING FOR MY AUTOGRAPH. 221 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,898 - MY FOLKS ARE ASSHOLES FOR WHAT THEY DID. 222 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,734 I SAID I'D NEVER FORGIVE THEM, 223 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:38,071 AND I WON'T. 224 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:41,775 NOW, CAN I BORROW A PEN? 225 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,345 [unzips bag] 226 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,016 [bell rings] 227 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,019 [dramatic opera music] 228 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:59,893 * 229 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,228 - TEDDY? 230 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,430 - DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT. 231 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,332 - WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 232 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,836 - WHERE I'LL BE FOR ALL ETERNITY--ON THE SOFA. 233 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:12,472 - [sighs] 234 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,108 - I ASKED YOU TO NOT TURN ON THE LIGHT. 235 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,710 [music stops] 236 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,045 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU? 237 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,847 - THAT'S THE POINT. 238 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,314 - STILL PUFFY? - [scoffs] 239 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,917 PUFFY? YEAH, I'D BE THRILLED WITH PUFFY. 240 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,318 I'D REJOICE WITH SWOLLEN. 241 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,855 COMPARED TO ME, THE ELEPHANT MAN IS A SUPERMODEL. 242 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,791 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALWAYS CRANKY BEFORE YOU EAT. 243 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,259 COME ON. LET'S GO GRAB SOME DINNER. 244 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,961 - WHAT, ME? 245 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,798 GO OUT IN PUBLIC? LIKE THIS? 246 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,399 WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF? 247 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,002 - YOU'VE HAD COSMETIC SURGERY. 248 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,237 EVERYONE WHO'S HAD IT GOES THROUGH THIS. 249 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,207 BUT ONCE IT'S HEALED, YOU'LL HAVE A FABULOUS NEW FACE. 250 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,742 - I DON'T WANT A FABULOUS NEW FACE. 251 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,343 I WANT MY NOT-SO-FABULOUS OLD FACE. 252 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,945 - YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 253 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,081 - THIS IS THE WORST MISTAKE I'VE EVER MADE. 254 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,816 WHAT MAKES IT WORSER IS-- 255 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,017 IS THAT A WORD? 256 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,953 - NO. 257 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,822 - ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 258 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,356 OR IF NOT BEAUTIFUL, AT LEAST ALMOST BEAUTIFUL. 259 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,259 IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? 260 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,228 INSTEAD, I'M CONDEMNED 261 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:12,299 TO SPEND THE REMAINDER OF MY DAYS IN SHADOW... 262 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,102 TRAVELLING THROUGH THE SEWERS... 263 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,238 LIKE THE PHANTOM OF THE PITTSBURGH CIVIC OPERA. 264 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,441 [dramatic opera music] 265 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,977 [keys jingle] 266 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,780 * 267 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,182 - MORTGAGE. 268 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,984 [keys tapping] 269 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,052 PHONE BILL. 270 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,454 - WHEW. WHAT IS THIS $1,200? 271 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,156 - OH, THE WATER HEATER BROKE AGAIN, 272 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,390 AND THE PLUMBER SAID IT COULDN'T BE REPAIRED, 273 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,859 SO I HAD TO HAVE IT REPLACED. 274 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,060 - DID YOU GET OTHER ESTIMATES? 275 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,195 - NO. THERE WASN'T TIME. 276 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,530 HERE'S THE PREMIUM FOR THE CAR INSURANCE. 277 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,165 - WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE. 278 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,867 WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY FOR HALF THE WATER HEATER, 279 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,036 CONSIDERING I NO LONGER LIVE HERE OR TAKE BATHS HERE? 280 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,470 - BUT YOUR CHILDREN DO, 281 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,005 AND I PAY FOR HALF OF YOUR APARTMENT 282 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,340 AND I DON'T LIVE THERE. 283 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,175 - I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR. 284 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,443 YOU DIDN'T EVEN CONSULT ME, YET YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY. 285 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,045 - OKAY. TELL YOU WHAT. 286 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,546 WHY DON'T I TAKE THEM DOWN TO THE RIVER, 287 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181 WHERE I'LL WASH THEM, AND WHILE I'M AT IT, 288 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,883 I'LL BEAT THEIR CLOTHES AGAINST THE ROCKS. 289 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,952 - YOU ALWAYS HAVE A SMART ANSWER. 290 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,153 - WELL, THE STUPID ANSWER WOULD BE, 291 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,888 "FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY." 292 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,156 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR THAT FROM ME. 293 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,590 - I'M STRETCHED TO THE LIMIT AS IT IS. 294 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,959 I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND THE MONEY ELSEWHERE. 295 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,426 - ANY BRIGHT IDEAS? 296 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,563 - [scoffs] GO BACK TO WORK. 297 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,066 - GO BACK TO-- WHEN YOU HAD GUS, 298 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,334 I MADE SURE THAT YOU WERE AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE 299 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,036 SO YOU COULD STAY HOME WITH HIM. 300 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,571 - THAT WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES. 301 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,939 - OH, HOW'S THAT? 302 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,975 - WE WERE STILL LIVING TOGETHER. 303 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,511 AND WE STILL LOVED EACH OTHER. 304 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,214 I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE... 305 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,350 BUT NOT THE HEATER. 306 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,888 - [scoffs] 307 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,396 - MMM. 308 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,865 - TASTE THIS. 309 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,507 - THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD. 310 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,076 DID JULIA CHILD LEAVE YOU HER COOKBOOK? 311 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,212 - NO, MICHAEL LENT ME ONE OF HIS. 312 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,414 - THE LITTLE WIVES, SWAPPING RECIPES. 313 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,482 WHAT'S NEXT? MATES? 314 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,152 - I HAPPEN TO LIKE COOKING. 315 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,888 IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO HAVE A HOME-COOKED MEAL. 316 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,523 I EVEN THOUGHT, SILLY ME, 317 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,992 THAT IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TO HAVE SOMEONE COOK FOR YOU. 318 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,229 BUT IF A HOME-COOKED MEAL IS SO UNAPPETIZING TO YOU, 319 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,497 YOU ARE WELCOME TO ORDER YOURSELF THAI FOOD 320 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,099 FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. 321 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,168 - I LOVE YOUR CREAM SAUCE. 322 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,638 [slaps butt] 323 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:36,276 - GUESS WHAT'S FOR DESSERT. 324 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,646 - A PENICILLIN TART, WITH SEASONAL BERRIES. 325 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,982 - WHAT? 326 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,284 - I SAID A PENICILLIN TART. 327 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,460 - I HAVE SYPHILIS. 328 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,462 - SYPHILIS? 329 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,430 - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 330 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,067 - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL? 331 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,135 IT CAN CAUSE HEART ABNORMALITIES, 332 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,271 MENTAL DISORDERS, BLINDNESS. 333 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,273 - THANK YOU FOR THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, 334 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,540 DR. TAYLOR, BUT THE PATIENT'S 335 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:12,145 ALREADY BEEN TREATED AND CURED. 336 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,481 ALL I HAVE TO DO NOW IS REFRAIN FROM FUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT 337 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,216 FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS. 338 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:21,188 MAKE THAT 42. 339 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,556 BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF TESTED. 340 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,225 - DID YOU FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT A CONDOM? 341 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,027 - NO. 342 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,496 NEVER. WORD OF HONOR. 343 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,031 - THEN HOW'D YOU-- 344 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,967 - MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE WHO SUCKED ME OFF. 345 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,335 - [scoffs] 346 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,703 I'M SURPRISED IT HASN'T HAPPENED SOONER, 347 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305 CONSIDERING WHERE YOUR DICK'S BEEN. 348 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,606 - EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU HAVEN'T EXACTLY 349 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,075 BEEN A SAINT YOURSELF. 350 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,610 IN FACT... 351 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,613 I MIGHT HAVE EVEN GOTTEN IT FROM YOU. 352 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:54,121 WHEN'S DINNER? 353 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,392 - YES, SHE ATE. 354 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,595 NO, SHE'S NOT COLICKY. YES. 355 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,531 SHE'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. 356 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,133 - [chuckles] 357 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,102 - LOOK, MEL, I'VE GOT TO GO. 358 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,004 YES, I PROMISE. 359 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,341 IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, I'LL CALL. 360 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,209 CHRIST! SHE CALLS EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 361 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,545 - SHE'S A MOTHER. - SHE'S A FUCKING CONTROL FREAK 362 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,513 IS WHAT SHE IS. - CAN I BE EXCUSED? 363 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,115 - YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING. EAT. 364 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,118 - NO CONTROL FREAKS HERE. 365 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,223 ARE YOU OKAY? 366 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,526 - AWESOME. 367 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,666 - LOOK, YOUR PRINCIPAL CALLED. 368 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,035 - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. - WE KNOW. 369 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,403 - HE WANTS US TO COME TO A MEETING 370 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,437 WITH SOME OF THE PARENTS. 371 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:48,141 - ABOUT WHAT? 372 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,143 - ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE SWIM MEET. 373 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,512 - OH, FUCK! - HEY, WH-WHOA, HOLD ON. 374 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,514 - IT'S NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING. 375 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,249 - AND HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 376 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,585 - THERE'LL BE A HEALTH OFFICIAL TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, 377 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,454 PUT THEIR MINDS AT EASE, AND HOPEFULLY, 378 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,256 PUT AN END TO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH. 379 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:08,027 - LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH. 380 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,332 I'M COMING TOO. 381 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,168 - [sighs] IT'S FOR PARENTS. 382 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,071 - IT'S ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT? 383 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,708 SO I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE THERE. 384 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,180 [dance music] 385 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,449 - CHEERS! 386 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,284 * 387 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,686 - HI! - NICE TO SEE YOU. 388 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:39,159 * 389 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,827 - THIS IS A DYKE BAR. 390 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,562 WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO A DYKE BAR? 391 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,831 - THINK OF IT AS YOUR OUT-OF-TOWN TRYOUT. 392 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,199 YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO FUCK ANYBODY 393 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,634 IN HERE, ALL RIGHT? - [scoffs] 394 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,836 - SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, 395 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:53,106 OR WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. 396 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,574 - HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 397 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,176 NO ONE HERE KNOWS ME, SO I'M SAFE. 398 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,310 I'M ANONYMOUS. - YEAH. 399 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,446 - TEDDY! 400 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,314 HEY, EM. 401 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,315 - MOTHER OF CHRIST. 402 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,451 - NO, HONEY, JUST OF MICHAEL. 403 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,253 WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING HERE? 404 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,221 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR SNATCH? 405 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,889 - I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 406 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,126 - I'M TAKING YOUR SUGGESTION. 407 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,730 - OHH! 408 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,700 HOPE THE FISH BITE. 409 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,274 - YOU LOOK PRETTY BEAT UP, BABE. 410 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,510 DID A MAN DO THAT TO YOU? 411 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,614 - HUH? 412 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,349 - TOO BAD I WASN'T AROUND TO PROTECT YOU. 413 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,218 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, KITTEN. 414 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,620 THAT SWELLING'S GOING TO GO DOWN, 415 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,622 AND WHEN IT DOES, 416 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,892 YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER. 417 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,127 [slaps butt] 418 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,237 - THAT...PERSON... 419 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,372 THINKS I'M A LESBIAN. 420 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,574 MY GOD. 421 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,678 WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF? 422 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,180 I'M GOING HOME. 423 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,750 AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK OUT! 424 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,725 - SHE JUST HASN'T BEEN HERSELF SINCE THE HOT FLASHES. 425 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831 - LOT OF GREAT-LOOKING GALS HERE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 426 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,434 - I SUPPOSE. 427 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,937 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU ASKED ME OUT, DEB. 428 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,805 - LOOK AT HER. 429 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,708 HUH? SHE'S...HANDSOME. 430 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944 ALL THOSE TATTOOS. 431 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,281 - I WAS HOPING WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER, 432 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,484 JUST THE TWO OF US. 433 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,587 - WHAT ABOUT HER, STANDING THERE ALL BY HERSELF? 434 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,723 I BET SHE'D LOVE IT IF SOMEONE TOOK HER HAND AND SAID, 435 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,559 "BUY YOU A BEER?" 436 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:56,696 - YEAH, I HOPE SOMEONE DOES. 437 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,299 - LORETTA, HONEY, ISN'T THERE SOMEONE IN THIS PLACE 438 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,469 THAT TICKLES YOUR... FANCY? 439 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,805 - THERE IS. 440 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,978 BUY YOU A BEER? 441 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:16,549 * 442 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,854 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF MARRIAGE, 443 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,257 BESIDES GETTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON 444 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,592 FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL-BORN LIFE... 445 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,759 - [laughs] 446 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,795 - WAS BEING ABLE TO LET YOURSELF GO. 447 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,597 - I'M SURE YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW 448 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,266 MICHAEL AND I STILL ENJOY LOOKING GOOD FOR EACH OTHER. 449 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,402 - YOU STILL LOOK? 450 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,404 - NOT EVERYONE REGARDS MARRIAGE AND MONOGAMY 451 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,506 AS A DEATH SENTENCE. 452 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,775 FOR SOME OF US, THEY'RE SIMPLY A PART OF GROWING UP. 453 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,412 - YOU MEAN, GIVING UP. 454 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,614 SURRENDERING TO THE STRAIGHT WORLD'S CONCEPTION 455 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,749 OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN. 456 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,386 - YOU CAN'T BE PETER PAN FOREVER. 457 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,789 - YOU CAN TRY. 458 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,892 - THESE DAYS, I PREFER SPENDING TIME IN A FAMILY ROOM, 459 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,394 RATHER THAN A BACK ROOM. 460 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,496 - AS OPPOSED TO "THOSE DAYS," 461 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,798 WHEN YOU PREFERRED GETTING GANG-BANGED 462 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,900 IN THE ORGY ROOM OF THE LIBERTY BATHS? 463 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,502 - LEAVE IT TO YOU TO REMEMBER. 464 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,770 - AND LEAVE IT TO YOU TO FORGET, 465 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:16,676 NOW THAT YOU'RE HIV AND OH-SO P.C. 466 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,812 - THERE YOU GO. 467 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:23,049 GOT IT? 468 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,551 - WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE STOPPED MICHAEL 469 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,654 FROM BECOMING ONE OF THE STEPFORD FAGS, 470 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,389 BUT AT LEAST I SAVED JUSTIN 471 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,591 FROM A FATE WORSE THAN BEING A HETEROSEXUAL. 472 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,826 - AND WHAT'S THAT? 473 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,767 - AN IMITATION HETEROSEXUAL. 474 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,003 - AREN'T YOU GOING AFTER YOUR PREY? 475 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,705 - I'D LOVE TO, PROFESSOR, 476 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,074 BUT I'VE STILL GOT ANOTHER 24 HOURS 477 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,310 UNTIL THE SYPHILIS CLEARS UP. 478 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,718 - NOW, I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE SHE WAKES UP. 479 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,820 - YEAH, SO JUST, UH, KEEP THE MONITOR WITH YOU 480 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,456 AND, UH, MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 481 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,857 - THANKS. 482 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,959 - YOU HAVE MY CELL PHONE NUMBER. 483 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,495 JUST IN CASE. - DON'T WORRY. 484 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,431 - ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. 485 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,801 - THANKS AGAIN. 486 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,840 - OH, MY GOD. [laughs] 487 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,509 SHE'S SO CUTE. 488 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,577 - SHE'S PRACTICALLY TWICE AS BIG ALREADY. 489 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,714 - EVER THINK ABOUT HAVING ONE? 490 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,049 - SOMETIMES. 491 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,884 - SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 492 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,987 - I'M SORRY, DID I FORGET TO MENTION WHO I LIVE WITH? 493 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,991 - DID YOU EVER ASK HIM? - HE WON'T EVEN GET A PUPPY. 494 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:43,463 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH ITALIA MODA FURNITURE COSTS? 495 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,665 ANYWAY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME 496 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,801 TO HAVE A LIFE-ALTERING DISCUSSION WITH HIM. 497 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:54,774 AT LEAST UNTIL HIS SYPHILIS CLEARS UP. 498 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,076 - I KNOW LAST WEEK'S INCIDENT AT THE SWIM MEET 499 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,745 RAISED A LOT OF CONCERN REGARDING YOUR CHILDREN'S 500 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,413 HEALTH AND SAFETY. 501 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,482 THAT'S WHY I'VE INVITED DR. JUDITH DAVIDSON 502 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,616 FROM THE PITTSBURGH AIDS PROJECT 503 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,784 TO SPEAK WITH US THIS EVENING 504 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,754 AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE. 505 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,191 - DR. DAVIDSON. - THANK YOU, MR. EVERETT. 506 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,160 UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S STILL A GREAT DEAL 507 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,530 OF UNCERTAINTY AND APPREHENSION ABOUT HIV, 508 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,532 SO I WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY 509 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,200 TO NOT ONLY INFORM YOU OF THE FACTS, 510 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637 BUT TO HOPEFULLY ALLEVIATE SOME OF YOUR FEARS. 511 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,507 FIRST OFF, LET ME ASSURE YOU 512 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,777 THAT THE RISK OF HIV TRANSMISSION 513 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,579 FROM HUNTER'S INJURY IN THE POOL 514 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,981 IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. 515 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:38,985 IN FACT, IT WOULD REQUIRE DIRECT BLOOD-TO-BLOOD CONTACT 516 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,554 FOR THERE TO BE ANY SIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF EXPOSURE. 517 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,590 - THAT'S COMFORTING TO HEAR, DOCTOR, 518 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,926 BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING HE'S EXPOSING OUR CHILDREN TO. 519 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,596 THE KID IS A HUSTLER. A MALE PROSTITUTE. 520 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,698 - HOLD ON! - DO YOU MIND IF I FINISH? 521 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,199 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DO. 522 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,201 - I'M SURE THAT I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE 523 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,736 WHEN I SAY WE DON'T WANT OUR KIDS 524 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,671 AROUND SOMEONE WITH HIS BACKGROUND. 525 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,740 - WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT HIS BACKGROUND. 526 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,742 HOW HE WAS ABUSED BY HIS MOTHER, 527 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,544 HOW HE HAD TO ESCAPE FROM A SERIES OF FOSTER HOMES, 528 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,012 LITERALLY SLEEP IN THE STREETS. 529 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,480 - OR HOW HE HAD TO REGAIN HIS HEALTH 530 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,615 TO CATCH UP IN SCHOOL. 531 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,682 - HEY, WHAT IS THIS, THE PLOT 532 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,217 TO A CHARLES DICKENS NOVEL? 533 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,752 [laughter] 534 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,691 - Y-YOUR CHILDREN LEAD PRIVILEGED LIVES, 535 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:22,595 AND YOU DARE TO LAUGH AT MY SON'S MISFORTUNE. 536 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,600 - IT'S OKAY, BEN. 537 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,101 I'M GLAD I CAME HERE TONIGHT, 538 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,704 BECAUSE I LEARNED SOMETHING TOO. 539 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:35,842 NOW I KNOW HOW YOUR KIDS GOT TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE. 540 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,545 FROM YOU. 541 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,025 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE SO CASUAL ABOUT IT. 542 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,761 I'D FREAK OUT. 543 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,896 - I DID AT FIRST, BUT... 544 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,799 MY TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE, SO I GUESS EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 545 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,868 - NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT NOT BE SO LUCKY. 546 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,770 - I PROMISE THAT I'LL BE SAFE. 547 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,038 - I WISH YOU COULD BE MORE THAN SAFE. 548 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,040 I WISH YOU TWO WOULD... 549 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,909 - SETTLE DOWN? 550 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,679 GET MARRIED? BE MONOGAMOUS? 551 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,013 IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, DAPH. 552 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:20,019 [baby crying] 553 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,788 - OH. OH, OKAY. 554 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:22,922 OH, MY GOD, SHE'S BURNING UP. 555 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,625 - WHAT? OH! 556 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,326 I BETTER CALL MICHAEL. 557 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,928 - OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 558 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,763 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART. 559 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:34,333 [baby wailing] IT'S OKAY. 560 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,937 - FUCK, IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL. 561 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,973 - UM... 562 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,077 SHH. 563 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,780 AWW. [phone beeps] 564 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,650 - [sighs] 565 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:55,655 [mixed chatter] 566 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,690 - [sighs] 567 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,958 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INFORMATIVE MEETING, 568 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,660 NOT A KANGAROO COURT. 569 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,194 PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES 570 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,796 AND KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE FEELS THAT WAY. 571 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,264 - OH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, MR. EVERETT, 572 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,333 BUT THANKS FOR SAYING THAT. 573 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,235 - HOWEVER, WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE A MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM 574 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,804 THAN I THOUGHT. 575 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,740 IN LIGHT OF TONIGHT'S REACTION, 576 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,675 AND KNOWING THE OSTRACISM YOU'VE HAD TO ENDURE, 577 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,809 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER SENDING HUNTER 578 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:17,810 TO ANOTHER SCHOOL. 579 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,078 - I'M NOT LEAVING. 580 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,847 - WE SHOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER 581 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,248 WHAT MR. EVERETT HAS TO SAY. 582 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,851 - THEY CAN CALL ME WHATEVER THEY WANT, 583 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,619 NOT SIT NEAR ME. 584 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,220 I DON'T CARE. 585 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:32,591 THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHASE ME AWAY. 586 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:40,967 [baby crying] 587 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,234 - I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD. 588 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,402 - WHERE'S GUS? 589 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,971 - THANK GOD, DUSTY COULD TAKE HIM. 590 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,707 HOW IS SHE? - OH, EARACHE WITH A FEVER. 591 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,408 - MY POOR SWEETHEART. 592 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,010 HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG? 593 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,645 - AN HOUR, AT LEAST. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 594 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,380 THEY SEE YOU SITTING HERE WITH A SCREAMING INFANT, 595 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,381 AND YOU THINK THEY'D HAVE THE DECENCY-- 596 00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,415 - WE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE. 597 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,850 - YEAH, WHERE? IN BABYLON? 598 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,652 - FUCK YOU. - HEY, HEY. EASY, EASY. 599 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:00,987 WE WERE AT HUNTER'S SCHOOL. THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 600 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,254 - YEAH, I'LL SAY THERE'S A PROBLEM. 601 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,856 - SHE'S BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR. 602 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,124 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 603 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,392 - HOW COULD YOU LEAVE HER LIKE THAT? 604 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,393 AFTER ALL THE CRAP YOU PUT US THROUGH. 605 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:08,795 IT'S UNFORGIVABLE. 606 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,062 - SHE WAS WITH JUSTIN AND DAPHNE. 607 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,063 - YEAH, WHAT THE HELL DO THEY KNOW? 608 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,398 - UH, ENOUGH TO CALL YOU. 609 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,000 - YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS, SO BUTT OUT. 610 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,434 - EXCUSE ME? - DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT. 611 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,169 WE HAVE ANOTHER KID WHO NEEDED OUR ATTENTION. 612 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,404 - YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OTHER KID RIGHT NOW. 613 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,872 I CARE ABOUT THIS ONE, MY DAUGHTER, 614 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,140 WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN A LOT OF PAIN. 615 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,909 - I'M GOING TO FIND A NURSE. 616 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,777 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE MINUTE YOU HAVE HER, YOU TAKE OFF. 617 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,178 WELL, WAIT TILL MY LAWYER HEARS ABOUT THIS, 618 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,180 BECAUSE THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE NO SETTLING. 619 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,749 WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COURT, 620 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:30,917 AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU LOSE CUSTODY. 621 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,151 - YOU JUST TRY IT! 622 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,285 - THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOUR BABY NOW. 623 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,887 - IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME. 624 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,055 - I'M SORRY, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN GO. 625 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,456 - OH. I'M GOING. I'M HER MOTHER. 626 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,758 - I'M GOING. I'M HER FATHER. 627 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,892 - YEAH, SOME FATHER. 628 00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:41,093 - YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME-- 629 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,094 - I'M GOING. 630 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,295 YOU TWO CAN DUKE IT OUT, 631 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,697 START WORLD WAR III FOR ALL I CARE. 632 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:48,200 MEANWHILE, OUR DAUGHTER NEEDS ATTENTION. 633 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,107 - * IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 634 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,043 * IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 635 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,946 * IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT NOW, BABY * 636 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,814 - FLYING SOLO? 637 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,049 - NOT EVERYONE'S AS LUCKY AS YOU, 638 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:07,186 TO BE IN A NON-RELATIONSHIP. 639 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:10,056 - WHERE'S PITTSBURGH'S VERY OWN EXTREME MAKEOVER? 640 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,324 - OH, I TRIED TO CONVINCE HIM TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE TONIGHT, 641 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,193 BUT DISASTER STRUCK. 642 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,328 HE SAW A LESBIAN AND WENT BACK INTO HIS HOLE 643 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,363 FOR ANOTHER SIX WEEKS. 644 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,497 - [laughs] 645 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,366 WELL, YOU CAN TELL THEODORE, 646 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,269 UNLESS HE GETS HIS HOLE BACK TO WORK MONDAY, 647 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:26,072 HE'S FIRED. 648 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,107 - I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE. 649 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,810 - [sighs] NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 650 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,813 I HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE TO IMPART. 651 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:38,484 - HALF-PRICE ADMISSION FOR ALL BOTTOMS? 652 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,354 - I HAVE SYPHILIS. 653 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:46,358 - YOU HAVE-- - NEED I REPEAT? 654 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,861 - WELL, THIS CERTAINLY HASN'T BEEN YOUR YEAR, 655 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,831 DICK-WISE. 656 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,000 - IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO INFORM 657 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,501 ALL OF MY FORMER RECEPTACLES 658 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,837 SO THAT THEY CAN GET TESTED. 659 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,240 - WOULDN'T A FULL-PAGE AD IN USA TODA BE MORE EFFICIENT? 660 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,309 - I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED THE PERSONAL TOUCH. 661 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,011 - IF YOU'D LAID OFF THE PERSONAL TOUCH, 662 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:09,015 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO START SPREADING THE NEWS. 663 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:16,322 - HEY. REMEMBER LAST WEDNESDAY? 664 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:20,392 I HAVE SYPHILIS. 665 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,994 - YOU REMEMBER LAST TUESDAY? - YEAH. 666 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,796 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TESTED FOR SYPHILIS. 667 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,564 - FUCK. HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK IN THE BACK ROOM? 668 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,933 - YEAH? - WELL, WE MAY 669 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,434 HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO SYPHILIS. 670 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,535 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TESTED FOR SYPHILIS. 671 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,003 - FUCK, NO! WHAT? 672 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,404 - HEY, DUDE, YOU REMEMBER LAST TUESDAY? 673 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:38,377 [mixed chatter] 674 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:49,355 - FORTUNATELY FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SPARED THAT NASTY RASH. 675 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,324 - DUDE, REMEMBER, UH, THAT LITTLE GET-TOGETHER WE HAD? 676 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,960 - I THINK I GOT SYPHILIS. 677 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,962 - I GOT SYPH. - SYPH? 678 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,096 - UNTIL NOW. 679 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:01,033 [mixed chatter] 680 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,368 [sighs] 681 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,478 - OH, HOW IS SHE? 682 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,313 - IS SHE OKAY? - SHE'LL BE FINE. 683 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,915 THEY GAVE HER SOME BABY TYLENOL, 684 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,183 WHICH NEEDS TO BE REPEATED EVERY FOUR HOURS. 685 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,584 - EVERY FOUR HOURS. 686 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,052 - AND THEY PRESCRIBED AMOXICILLIN TWICE A DAY. 687 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:21,954 - WE'LL PICK THAT UP AT THE PHARMACY. 688 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,257 - OKAY, SWEETIE, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 689 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,126 - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING. 690 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,061 - WHY WOULD SHE GO WITH YOU? 691 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:30,196 - BECAUSE IT'S STILL MY TIME. 692 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,530 - I SAY YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH TIME. 693 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,965 - WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 694 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,500 - AFTER YOU PRACTICALLY ABANDONED HER? 695 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,969 - WOULD YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN? - I AGREE. 696 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,971 - A SICK BABY NEEDS TO BE WITH HER MOTHER. 697 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,940 - I AM JUST AS CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF HER AS YOU. 698 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:43,075 - YOU'VE PROVEN THAT. 699 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,077 - COME WITH DADDY, HONEYBUN. - SHE'S COMING WITH ME. 700 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:47,846 - WOULD YOU TWO STOP? 701 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,350 - I DON'T THINK EITHER ONE OF YOU 702 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,085 GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER'S WELFARE. 703 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,887 ALL YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT IS WHO HAS OWNERSHIP. 704 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,956 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? 705 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,092 - AND I'VE BEEN A PART OF IT. 706 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:02,228 WELL, NO MORE. 707 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,964 I'M WITHDRAWING FROM THIS CUSTODIAL CIRCUS RIGHT NOW. 708 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,033 JENNY REBECCA IS ALL YOURS. 709 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,401 I JUST HOPE YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME 710 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:13,872 THINKING ABOUT HER NEEDS AS YOU DO ABOUT YOURS. 711 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:18,444 - MR. MATTHEWS, THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 712 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:26,885 [mixed chatter] 713 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,423 - HEARTS. 714 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,393 - AND MADE OUT OF CHERRY JELL-O. 715 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,395 - AND FLOWERS. THEY'RE EDIBLE PANSIES. 716 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,665 - NOT THE FIRST ONES IN HERE. [laughs] 717 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,168 WELL, Y-YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE. 718 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,304 - NOTHING'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR YOU, DEB. 719 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,206 HEY, YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT BAR TONIGHT? 720 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,675 I'M OFF AT 6:00. 721 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:53,445 - IT'S NOT REALLY MY SCENE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 722 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,547 - YEAH, TOO CROWDED AND NOISY. 723 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,483 I UNDERSTAND. 724 00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:00,352 HOW ABOUT WE GO TO A NICE, QUIET PLACE AND WE CAN-- 725 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,488 - LORETTA... 726 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,722 SIT. [bell dings] 727 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,057 - I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOT A COUPLE 728 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,225 OF PINK PLATES COMING UP. 729 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,227 - BETTY CAN SERVE THEM NOW. 730 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,728 PLEASE SIT. [bell dings] 731 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,332 - YOUR ORDER'S UP. 732 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,604 - LORETTA... 733 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,973 I AM TRULY FLATTERED... 734 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,175 AND HONORED... 735 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,345 THAT YOU LIKE ME. 736 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,615 - I MORE THAN LIKE YOU. 737 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:33,052 - I KNOW. 738 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,588 IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S ONE LITTLE HITCH. 739 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,624 I'M NOT GAY. 740 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,093 ALTHOUGH, GOD KNOWS... [laughs] 741 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,629 COULD HAVE SPARED MYSELF A LOT OF GRIEF IF I WAS. 742 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,664 BUT, UH, LET'S FACE IT, HONEY, 743 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,333 AFTER HANGING OUT HERE ALL THESE YEARS, 744 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,600 IF IT STILL HASN'T RUBBED OFF, 745 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,237 I THINK WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME THAT, UM, 746 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:55,141 IT'S NOT GONNA. 747 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:59,145 - I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GAY AT FIRST EITHER. 748 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:03,149 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I HADN'T MET THE RIGHT PERSON. 749 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,122 - I HAVE MET THE RIGHT PERSON. 750 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,193 HIS NAME IS CARL HORVATH. 751 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:25,771 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO PICK UP THOSE ORDERS. 752 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:28,407 - NO, LISTEN. PLEASE. 753 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,142 LISTEN. 754 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,111 YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE ME. 755 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,247 - WHY WOULDN'T I? 756 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,517 YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 757 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,254 - WELL, I'LL TAKE THE COMPLIMENT. 758 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,291 BUT YOU JUST THINK YOU DO. 759 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,259 BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE, 760 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:50,796 YOU'RE FINALLY EXPRESSING THE REAL YOU. 761 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,465 AND I AM THRILLED FOR YOU. 762 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,667 TRULY, I AM. 763 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,570 BUT YOU NEED TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO CAN LOVE YOU BACK... 764 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:03,375 THE WAY YOU DESERVE. 765 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,617 - AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 766 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,419 - LETTING IN SOME SUNSHINE. 767 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,753 - NO, LIGHT IS MY ENEMY. 768 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,588 DARKNESS IS MY ONLY FRIEND. 769 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,324 - HMM. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. 770 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,126 [objects thudding] 771 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,562 - WHAT'S ALL THAT? 772 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,365 - QUEER GUY IS ABOUT TO WORK HIS FAIRY MAGIC. 773 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,833 - THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED YOUR FAIRY MAGIC, 774 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,469 I ALMOST WOUND UP ENGAGED TO TANYA THE TRUCKER. 775 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:34,340 FIRST, WE NEED TO GET YOUR HAIR BACK TO ITS NATURAL COLOR. 776 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,343 WOULD YOU SAY "CHOCOLATE MOUSSE" OR "AUTUMN IN UMBRIA"? 777 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,179 - LOOK, EM, IT'S NO USE. 778 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:42,581 I'M A CATERPILLAR WHO'S NEVER GOING TO BE A BUTTERFLY. 779 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,316 I'M JUST GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE OLD MEN 780 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,784 WE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF, 781 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,786 THE ONES THAT ARE TRYING TO LOOK YOUNG, 782 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,589 WHO ARE ONLY FOOLING THEMSELVES. 783 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,258 - TEDDY, 784 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,860 NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, 785 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,462 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE PERSON 786 00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:01,133 WHO IS BLINDED BY YOUR DAZZLING BEAUTY. 787 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,904 WE'RE JUST GOING TO HELP MOTHER NATURE ALONG. 788 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,739 SO LET'S GET CRACKING, 789 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,775 GIVE HER A LITTLE PROD UP THE ASS. 790 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:10,776 OKAY. 791 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,213 - SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 792 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:17,483 - MY PARENTS NEARLY SHIT. - THEY DID? 793 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,684 - WELL, LIKE, DUH. YOU PRACTICALLY CALLED THEM 794 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,353 A COUPLE OF FASCIST HATE-MONGERS. 795 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,521 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CAN DO 796 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:25,224 TO TWO LIFE-LONG LIBERAL DEMOCRATS? 797 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,360 - I WAS WORRIED YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY. 798 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:32,298 - ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY SO DESERVED IT. 799 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:36,368 I'M JUST SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT. 800 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:39,705 BUT I'M--I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TO STAY. 801 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,274 - YOU ARE? 802 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,513 SO ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT? 803 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,548 WE COULD GO TO A MOVIE, OR GET PIZZA, 804 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,317 OR I COULD STEAL YOUR FATHER'S CAR 805 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,318 AND WE COULD DRIVE TO L.A. 806 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,786 - [laughs] 807 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,323 - I WAS JUST KIDDING. - HEY, MATT. 808 00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:00,792 - HEY. 809 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,262 WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL. YOU WANT TO COME? 810 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:06,298 - UM...SURE. 811 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,679 - UH-HUH. 812 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,714 WHAT A RELIEF. 813 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:26,685 WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 814 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,287 THAT WAS MEL. - MMM. 815 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,289 - SHE WANTED TO LET ME KNOW 816 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:31,757 THAT OUR DAUGHTER IS DOING FINE. 817 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,459 - AH, THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 818 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:34,993 - AND THAT I'M AN ASSHOLE. 819 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,563 - [laughs] SHE SAID THAT? 820 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,898 - NO. I DID. 821 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,700 - BUT YOU WERE JUST LOOKING AFTER 822 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,435 JENNY REBECCA'S BEST INTERESTS. 823 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,771 - ACTUALLY, I WAS LOOKING AFTER MINE. 824 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,874 INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT WHAT WAS RIGHT FOR THE BABY, 825 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:53,312 OR WHO SHE SHOULD BE WITH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT ME. 826 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:57,349 SO, I HAVE DECIDED LINDSAY'S RIGHT. 827 00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:59,518 - UH, YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE UP CUSTODY? 828 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,288 - MM-MM. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 829 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,589 BUT I DO THINK THAT J.R. 830 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,492 NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER MOTHER, 831 00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:10,462 INSTEAD OF PASSING HER AROUND. 832 00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:13,932 SO WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A NEW ARRANGEMENT, 833 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,636 ONE THAT'S BEST FOR HER. 834 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:22,741 - I THINK THAT'S A VERY WISE, VERY LOVING DECISION. 835 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,576 - [laughs] 836 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:27,879 - NOW WHAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS THAT 837 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,048 FOR A PROPER MARRIED COUPLE? 838 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,550 - IMPROPER. - MMM. 839 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,619 - UNDIGNIFIED. - MMM-MM. 840 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,421 FUN. 841 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,423 - SINCE WHEN DO MARRIED PEOPLE HAVE FUN? 842 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,790 - YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT SOME TIME. 843 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,492 YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT. 844 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:41,893 - GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, HE'S HERE. 845 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:42,894 HE'S HERE. 846 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,396 - WHO'S HERE? 847 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,964 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT DOLLY LEVI, 848 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,366 IT'S ONLY TED. 849 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:48,900 BUT I GOT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. 850 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,802 YOU SHOULD ONLY KNOW WHAT IT TOOK. 851 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:54,306 SO PRAISE HIM AND TELL HIM HE LOOKS FABULOUS. 852 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:57,843 GOT IT? 853 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,446 - TED, YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 854 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,714 TED, YOU LOOK FA-- 855 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,850 TED, YOU LOOK FABU-- 856 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:08,420 TED-- - HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS. 857 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,089 - OH, MY GOD, HE REALLY DOES LOOK FABULOUS. 858 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,658 - THAT'S NOT TED. 859 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,059 [door opening] 860 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,563 THAT IS. 861 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,930 - TED! - WOW! 862 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,400 - YOU LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER. 863 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,436 - WHAT A FANTASTIC JOB. 864 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,806 - TED... 865 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,442 YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 866 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:31,610 - I DO? 867 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,546 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 868 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,882 - [exhales] 869 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,452 - WELL, UH... HEY, DRINKS ARE ON ME. 870 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:47,092 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HE DOESN'T LOOK ALL THAT DIFFERENT. 871 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,594 - I NEVER LOOKED AT HIM ENOUGH TO KNOW. 872 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,961 - THERE'S SOMETHING AROUND THE EYES. 873 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:54,433 HE LOOKS, UH... RESTED, THAT'S IT. 874 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,468 - IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT. 875 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,504 THE POINT IS, HE THINKS HE DOES. 876 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,606 IF TED CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE A NEW MAN, 877 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,975 A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE, A MAN HE LIKES... 878 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:08,580 WELL, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 879 00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,016 [doorbell rings] - GET READY, BABY, 880 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,984 BECAUSE WHEN YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR, 881 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:17,122 YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUCH A BIG SURP-- 882 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:20,158 SURPRISE. 883 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,994 - GUESS YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME. 884 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:26,932 - I WAS JUST DOING SOME IRONING. 885 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:40,612 - I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY. 886 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:43,515 IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT I WAS ABLE TO SHOW... 887 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:44,750 ANOTHER WOMAN AFFECTION 888 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,485 WITHOUT GETTING SLUGGED BY DARRELL. 889 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,153 - AND, GIRL, YOU KEEP GOING. 890 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:51,557 - I AM. I'M LEAVING, DEB. 891 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,659 THE DINER AND PITTSBURGH. 892 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:55,494 - JUST 'CAUSE I SAID THAT I COULDN'T BE 893 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,663 THE GAL OF YOUR DREAMS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO. 894 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,898 - I KNOW. IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 895 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,100 - OH. - NO, IT'S ME. 896 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,937 WHEN I SEE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT I LIKE, 897 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:09,941 I GET WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL FIXATED. 898 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,844 IT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I AM. 899 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,780 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY. 900 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,848 EVER SINCE THE SHRIMP. 901 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,183 - THE SHRIMP? 902 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,851 - WHEN I WAS A GIRL, 903 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,087 MY FOLKS USED TO TAKE ME AND MY SISTER JANINE 904 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,523 TO THE RAMADA EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT 905 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,592 FOR THE 8.95 SMORGASBORD, 906 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,927 KIDS HALF-PRICE. 907 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,697 THEY HAD EVERY KIND OF FOOD YOU COULD IMAGINE. 908 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,699 I WON'T GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE MENU. 909 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:35,200 - THANKS. 910 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:38,704 - BUT I NEVER LOVED ANYTHING AS MUCH AS THE SHRIMP. 911 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:42,207 AND I KEPT GOING BACK FOR MORE AND... 912 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,543 MORE AND MORE AND... 913 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,745 MY FOLKS SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW, TRY THE ROAST BEEF, 914 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,748 "TRY THE CHICKEN CACCIATORE, TRY THE STROGANOFF." 915 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:53,118 AND I KNEW WHAT I LIKED AND I STUCK TO IT. 916 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:58,890 I KNOW IF I STAY HERE, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON. 917 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,629 I'LL JUST KEEP LOVING YOU. 918 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,865 AND THAT WON'T DO EITHER OF US MUCH GOOD. 919 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:13,905 - I'M SURE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU TRY THE ROAST BEEF, 920 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:18,844 YOU'LL LIKE IT. 921 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:22,881 - IT'S OKAY. - SHIT. 922 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,922 I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTING YOU. 923 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,626 - YOU ALREADY HAVE. 924 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,163 I'M GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 925 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:43,168 - I DON'T HAVE A SPECK OF DOUBT. 926 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,675 - SINCE SHE WON'T BE COMING TO MY APARTMENT ANY MORE... 927 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,276 I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THEM. 928 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,011 - YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS 929 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,146 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JENNY'S MOTHER, 930 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,549 ARE YOU? 931 00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,218 - I'M MORE JENNY'S MOTHER NOW THAN I EVER WAS, 932 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:03,755 BECAUSE NOW I'M DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR HER... 933 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:06,725 NOT ME. 934 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,065 - THANK YOU. 935 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:22,073 - I HOPE YOU KNOW I NEVER INTENDED FOR IT TO GET SO UGLY. 936 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,643 - THAT'S HOW DIVORCES GO, 937 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,177 ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN. 938 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,948 I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE THINK WE'D BE ANY DIFFERENT? 939 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:35,954 - BECAUSE WE LOVED EACH OTHER MORE? 940 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,862 - BY THE WAY... 941 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,334 IT'S FOR MY SHARE... OF THE WATER HEATER. 942 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,737 - [laughs] 943 00:42:55,774 --> 00:43:01,346 [mixed chatter] 944 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:04,750 - [laughs] AH, LIBERTY AVENUE. 945 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,986 - IN ALL ITS GLORY. 946 00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,888 - MISS IT? 947 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,158 - IT WAS MY LIFE FOR A LONG TIME. 948 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,694 EVERYWHERE I LOOK, I STILL SEE ME... 949 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:19,965 WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH BRIAN. 950 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,967 HANGING OUT WITH EMMETT AND TED. 951 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,034 - THIS WAY. THIS WAY. 952 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,103 - CRUISING SOME HOT GUY. 953 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:28,106 - AH. 954 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,709 - BUT I'VE MOVED ON. 955 00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:35,847 SO, RATHER THAN MISSING WHAT USED TO BE... 956 00:43:35,881 --> 00:43:40,351 I LOOK FORWARD TO WHAT'S YET TO BE. 957 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:51,062 - HUNTER? 958 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,731 HUNTER? 959 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,032 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 960 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,333 - I GOT IT FROM THAT TRICK LAST NIGHT. 961 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:57,903 - RECONNECTING WITH OLD FRIENDS. 962 00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:59,738 RENEWING SOCIAL TIES. 963 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:00,739 WANT SOME? 964 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,007 - NO, WE DO NOT. 965 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,408 - COME ON, L-LET'S GO. 966 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,176 - IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. 967 00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,913 - OOH! A SCHOOL NIGHT. [laughs] 968 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,415 - I'M NOT GOING BACK! - HEY. 969 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:13,084 YOU TOLD THE PRINCIPAL AND US YOU HAD NO INTENTION OF LEAVING. 970 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,186 - WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND. 971 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,788 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WITH PEOPLE 972 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:19,057 WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN ME. 973 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:23,361 AT LEAST THESE GUYS... 974 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,897 ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM. 975 00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:29,267 - WELL, IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, SO DO WE. 976 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:35,206 NOW WE'RE GOING HOME. 977 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,175 - HEY, BE SURE TO DO WHAT YOUR DADDY SAYS. 978 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,044 AND COLLECT UP FRONT. 979 00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:41,947 [laughs] 980 00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:46,217 [door opening] 981 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,992 - HARD AT WORK? 982 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,829 - HOW WAS BABYLON? 983 00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,498 - MM. HARD AT PLAY. 984 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,800 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY? 985 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,201 IT'S ONLY 1:30. 986 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,136 - MY ENFORCED CELIBACY IS OVER, AND I WANTED YOU 987 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,205 TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. - [sighs] 988 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,007 I'M TOUCHED. 989 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,876 - WELL, YOU'LL BE A LOT MORE THAN TOUCHED 990 00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,812 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU. 991 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,748 - I HAVE WORK TO DO. 992 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,218 - DO IT IN THE MORNING. 993 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:23,154 I'M DOING IT NOW. 994 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:32,363 HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING CASUAL? 995 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,965 DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF IT? 996 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:35,834 - [chuckles] 997 00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:40,371 TO GET TIRED OF SOMETHING MEANS IT'S BECOME PREDICTABLE... 998 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,240 UNSATISFYING... 999 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,843 BORING. 1000 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:46,778 SORT OF LIKE WHERE I SUSPECT 1001 00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:48,113 THIS CONVERSATION IS HEADED. 1002 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,181 - OR IT CAN MEAN YOU'VE FOUND SOMETHING 1003 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:52,250 MORE SATISFYING, 1004 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,185 MORE MEANINGFUL. 1005 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:57,155 - [scoffs] 1006 00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:02,293 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 1007 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:11,136 I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. 1008 00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:14,072 ARE YOU COMING TO BED? 1009 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,875 IN A WHILE. 1010 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,176 I HAVE SOME WORK TO FINISH. 1011 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,346 [dance music] 1012 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:25,183 - * SIAMESE TWINS JOINED AT THE HEART * 1013 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:28,553 * NO SEPARATION CAN TEAR US APART * 1014 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:32,157 * ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME RIGHT FROM THE START * 1015 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:35,293 * LOVE TO LOVE YOU BETTER, BUT I'M NOT THAT SMART * 1016 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:37,428 - * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? * 1017 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:41,066 * ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME? 1018 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:42,433 * 1019 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,970 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT? * 1020 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:48,306 * ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE? 1021 00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,175 * 1022 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,845 * I TRY TO RETRACE THE STEPS WHERE WE'VE BEEN * 1023 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:57,448 * FIGURE OUT WHAT LED TO THE SHAPE WE'RE IN * 1024 00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:01,086 * YOU AND ME, THROUGH THICK AND THIN * 1025 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:04,122 * BITTER AS REGRET AND SWEET AS SIN * 1026 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,324 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? * 1027 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,861 * ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME? 1028 00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:11,362 * 1029 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,598 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT? * 1030 00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:17,268 * ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE? 1031 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,937 * 1032 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,939 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? * 1033 00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:24,342 * ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME? 1034 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,944 * 1035 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,079 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT? * 1036 00:47:28,113 --> 00:47:31,649 * ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE? 1037 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:36,354 * 1038 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,989 - * ANYTHING 1039 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:40,025 - * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1040 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:42,493 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1041 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,263 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1042 00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:48,099 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1043 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,668 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1044 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,404 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1045 00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:56,174 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1046 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,176 * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1047 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,179 - * ANYTHING 1048 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,249 - * ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU NEED * 1049 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,516 * ANYTHING YOU WANT 1050 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,685 - * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? * 1051 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:11,256 * ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME? 1052 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:12,924 * 1053 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,126 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT? * 1054 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,663 * ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE? 1055 00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,265 * 1056 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,300 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? * 1057 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,703 * ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM ME? 1058 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,305 * YEAH 1059 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,407 * IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT? * 1060 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,178 * ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE? 74215

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