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- * ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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- * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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[mixed chatter]
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- GOOD EVENING,
MR. TAYLOR.
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[dance music]
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- OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE QUEER GUY.
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- YOU CAN MAKE ME OVER
ANY TIME YOU WANT,
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TOP TO BOTTOM.
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OR BOTTOM TO TOP.
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- I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
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- YOU'RE MR. POPULAR.
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- OH, IT'S AMAZING WHAT
BEING A TELEVISION STAR CAN DO.
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- HMM.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
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THE OTHER MR. POPULAR.
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- HE SAID
HE HAS A SURPRISE FOR ME.
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- IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A TIGHT ASS
AND AT LEAST NINE INCHES,
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I'D BE SURPRISED.
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HIS MAJESTY'S
NEW VIP LOUNGE.
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BY INVITATION ONLY.
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- WELCOME, MR. TAYLOR.
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[mixed chatter and moaning]
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- HOW DO YOU LIKE
WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE?
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- AS USUAL,
YOUR TASTE IS IMPECCABLE.
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- SOME PEOPLE
MIGHT SAY THAT BABYLON
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NO LONGER
SERVES ANY PURPOSE.
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BUT I FIND
IT STILL HAS 101 USES.
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[men grunting and moaning]
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MAYBE EVEN...102.
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*
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- YEAH.
HI, BABY.
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- BABY.
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- OHH!
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- MY BABY.
- COME TO MOMMY.
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- MMM.
- HI, HONEYBUN.
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- HI.
- OH, YEAH!
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[baby crying]
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- SO, PAL, WILL YOU
BE COMING HOME AFTER SCHOOL?
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- NO, I THOUGHT I'D JOIN
THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
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- SMARTASS.
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- WHERE THE HELL ELSE
WOULD I BE GOING,
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NOW THAT
I'VE POLITELY BEEN TOLD
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IT'D BE BEST
FOR ALL CONCERNED
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IF I WERE NO LONGER
ON THE SWIM TEAM?
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- AREN'T THERE OTHER
EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
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YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN?
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- YOU MEAN WHERE
I WOULDN'T ENDANGER THE LIVES
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OF THE OTHER STUDENTS?
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THE CHESS CLUB?
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ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT GET CUT
CHECKMATING MY OPPONENT.
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- WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT?
- NO, WHY DON'T YOU,
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WITH YOUR FUCKING
HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS?
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- OKAY, YOU TWO.
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- ALL I'M SAYING
IS YOU CAN GO AROUND
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BEING PISSED AND BITTER,
OR YOU
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CAN FORGET ABOUT IT
AND MOVE ON.
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- IT'S THEIR LOSS, HUNTER,
NOT YOURS.
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- YEAH, I'LL BET
THEY'RE ALL BROKEN UP ABOUT IT.
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- WELCOME TO MY TWO DADS.
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- HEY, CHAMP.
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- FUCK YOU.
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- IT APPEARS BEING STRAIGHT
DOESN'T AGREE WITH THE LAD.
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- I BETTER GET TO CLASS.
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- CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE,
PROFESSOR?
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- UH, NO, THANKS.
I'LL GRAB A BUS.
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- GUCCI, GUCCI.
- [chuckles]
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- OR, IF YOU PREFER,
PRADA, PRADA.
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- [laughs]
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- WHERE WERE YOU?
- HUH?
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- WE MISSED YOU LAST WEEK
AT BABYLON.
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- OH, RIGHT.
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- ALL YOUR FAVORITE
SUPERHEROES WERE THERE,
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FLYING AROUND...
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FUCKING AROUND.
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- WELL, I WAS FLYING
AROUND MYSELF.
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HAVING A BABY
REALLY KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES.
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- WELL, WHEN YOU AND BEN
ARE THROUGH BREASTFEEDING,
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YOU SHOULD SWING BY.
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- THESE ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
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AND I MADE YOU FUDGE.
THREE KINDS.
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CHOCOLATE, BUTTERSCOTCH,
AND ROCKY ROAD.
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- JESUS, WHAT'D I DO
TO DESERVE ALL THIS?
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- IF YOU ASK ME,
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING.
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[approaching footsteps]
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- SOMEBODY
WIN A BEAUTY PAGEANT?
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- YEAH, MISS FAT ASS 2005.
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- YOU ARE NOT FAT.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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- THE LADY'S RIGHT.
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THE SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR
DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE,
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SO STOP WEARING IT.
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- THANK YOU, MR. QUEER EYE,
FOR THE FASHION TIP.
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- WELL, I...
BETTER GET TO WORK.
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- YOU TAKE CARE, HON.
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AND THANKS AGAIN
FOR ALL THE GOODIES.
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[chuckles]
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SEE YOU LATER.
- ALL RIGHT.
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[door opens, closes]
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- MMM.
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YOU CARE FOR SOME?
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LORETTA MADE IT
JUST FOR ME.
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- OH, HOW SWEET.
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SO IS THIS.
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- IT'S AN EXPRESSION
OF AFFECTION, NOT A BAKE-OFF.
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- YEAH, WELL, IF THE SUGAR
CONTENT'S ANY INDICATION,
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SHE'S MORE THAN SWEET
ON YOU.
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- WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- IT'S AS OBVIOUS
AS THE COLOR OF YOUR...
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EYES.
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HELLO?
THE ROSES, THE CANDY.
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THE WAY SHE STARES AT YOU,
UNBLINKING.
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DON'T TELL ME
YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
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- SHE'S FOND OF ME.
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THIS IS HER WAY OF SAYING
THANK YOU FOR ALL I DID FOR HER.
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- TRUST ME,
IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
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MUCH MORE.
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SHE'S FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
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- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN.
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I LIKE DICK.
- [laughs]
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
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I HEAR YOU AND CARL
GOING AT IT EVERY NIGHT.
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YOU DON'T HOLD BACK,
DO YOU?
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- WELL, THERE'S NO POINT
IN DOING SOMETHING
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IF YOU'RE GOING
TO DO IT HALF-ASSED.
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SO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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- WELL, FIRST,
YOU'RE GOING TO PUT
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THE ROSES IN SOME WATER,
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THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO FREEZE THE FUDGE,
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THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO EXPLAIN TO HER
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AS GENTLY BUT FIRMLY
AS YOU CAN
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WHY IT CAN NEVER BE.
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- "LISTEN, LORETTA,
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I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
DIVING INTO A MUFF."
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- SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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OTHERWISE, LIKE
ANY TRUE-BLUE LESBIAN,
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SHE'LL BE UNPACKING
HER OFF-ROAD VEHICLE
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AND MOVING IN.
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- OKAY, YOU CAN PULL UP
YOUR PANTS.
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- WHAT A REFRESHING REVERSAL
FROM THE USUAL REQUEST.
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- SO WHEN DID IT
FIRST APPEAR?
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- A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
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- ANY IDEA HOW YOU GOT IT?
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- PROBABLY
FROM PULLING TOO HARD.
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- IT'S NOT A BLISTER, BRIAN.
IT'S A CHANCRE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PICKED UP
A CASE OF SYPHILIS.
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- SYPHILIS?
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BUT THAT'S SO '80s.
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1880s.
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- NOT ANYMORE.
IT'S ONCE AGAIN ALL THE RAGE,
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ESPECIALLY
IN THE GAY COMMUNITY.
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- [scoffs]
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- ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE,
PLEASE.
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- [sighs]
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- THINK YOU CAN, UH, PINPOINT
WHO GAVE IT TO YOU?
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- [scoffs]
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YOU MAY HAVE
FOUND THE NEEDLE,
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BUT LOCATING THE HAYSTACK'S
GOING TO BE A BITCH.
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- MAKE A FIST.
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- IT'S ALWAYS
YOU STRAIGHT-LACED TYPES
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WHO ARE INTO
THE KINKY STUFF.
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OW.
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WE'LL CONFIRM IT WITH
A V.D.R.L.,
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JUST TO MAKE SURE.
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HOLD THAT.
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- THEN WHAT?
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- THEN WE GIVE YOU
A PENICILLIN SHOT.
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THAT SHOULD CLEAR IT UP.
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HOWEVER, YOU'LL NEED
TO LAY OFF THE SEX
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FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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- A COUPLE OF DAYS?
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- I REALIZE, FOR YOU,
THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT
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OF THE TIME IT TOOK FOR
THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE,
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BUT, UH...
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I HAVE THE UTMOST FAITH
YOU'LL PULL IT OFF.
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- THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
ALL YOU'VE LEFT FOR ME TO DO.
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- OH, AND, UH,
ONE MORE THING.
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YOU'LL NEED TO INFORM EVERYONE
YOU HAD SEXUAL CONTACT WITH
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SO THEY CAN BE TESTED.
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- "HAD WE BUT WORLD ENOUGH
AND TIME."
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[mellow rock music]
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*
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- * I THINK MY EYES ARE OPEN
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* NOT SURE WHAT I SEE
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* AND YOU KNOW
THAT I KEEP HOPING *
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* IT AIN'T HAPPENING TO ME
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* PEOPLE LOOK
RIGHT THROUGH ME *
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* YET STAND ASIDE
TO LET ME BY *
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* KIND OF FUNNY
HOW IT HAPPENS *
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* BUT I WON'T LET THEM
SEE ME CRY *
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[mixed chatter]
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* LET THEM SEE ME CRY
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* SEE ME CRY
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*
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- DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PEN?
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I LOST MINE.
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- ARE YOU
TRYING TO BE NICE?
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- YES.
- WELL, DON'T BOTHER.
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- FINE, IF YOU'D
RATHER SIT BY YOURSELF.
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- YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
WHO KNEW ABOUT ME.
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- THE ONLY ONE.
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AND NOW SUDDENLY,
THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL
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KNOWS WHAT I USED TO DO.
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GEE, I WONDER
HOW THAT HAPPENED.
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- I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.
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I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
TO YOU.
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- THEN HOW
DID THEY FIND OUT?
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- MY PARENTS.
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YOU TOLD THEM YOURSELF,
REMEMBER?
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WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD
AT THE POOL,
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THEY CALLED SOME
OF THE OTHER PARENTS,
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WHO TOLD THEIR KIDS,
WHO TOLD THEIR FRIENDS,
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AND PRESTO, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
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- YEAH,
I'M A COCK-SUCKING SUPERSTAR.
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EXCEPT I DON'T SEE ANYONE
ASKING FOR MY AUTOGRAPH.
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- MY FOLKS ARE ASSHOLES
FOR WHAT THEY DID.
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I SAID I'D NEVER FORGIVE THEM,
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AND I WON'T.
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NOW, CAN I BORROW A PEN?
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[unzips bag]
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[bell rings]
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[dramatic opera music]
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*
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- TEDDY?
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- DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT.
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- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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- WHERE I'LL BE
FOR ALL ETERNITY--ON THE SOFA.
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- [sighs]
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- I ASKED YOU
TO NOT TURN ON THE LIGHT.
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[music stops]
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- HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO SEE YOU?
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00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,847
- THAT'S THE POINT.
238
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,314
- STILL PUFFY?
- [scoffs]
239
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,917
PUFFY? YEAH, I'D BE THRILLED
WITH PUFFY.
240
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,318
I'D REJOICE WITH SWOLLEN.
241
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,855
COMPARED TO ME, THE ELEPHANT MAN
IS A SUPERMODEL.
242
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,791
- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALWAYS
CRANKY BEFORE YOU EAT.
243
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,259
COME ON.
LET'S GO GRAB SOME DINNER.
244
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,961
- WHAT, ME?
245
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,798
GO OUT IN PUBLIC?
LIKE THIS?
246
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,399
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF?
247
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,002
- YOU'VE HAD COSMETIC SURGERY.
248
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,237
EVERYONE WHO'S HAD IT
GOES THROUGH THIS.
249
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,207
BUT ONCE IT'S HEALED,
YOU'LL HAVE A FABULOUS NEW FACE.
250
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,742
- I DON'T WANT
A FABULOUS NEW FACE.
251
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,343
I WANT MY NOT-SO-FABULOUS
OLD FACE.
252
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,945
- YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
253
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,081
- THIS IS THE WORST MISTAKE
I'VE EVER MADE.
254
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,816
WHAT MAKES IT WORSER IS--
255
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,017
IS THAT A WORD?
256
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,953
- NO.
257
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,822
- ALL I WANTED
WAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
258
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,356
OR IF NOT BEAUTIFUL,
AT LEAST ALMOST BEAUTIFUL.
259
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,259
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
260
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,228
INSTEAD, I'M CONDEMNED
261
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:12,299
TO SPEND THE REMAINDER
OF MY DAYS IN SHADOW...
262
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,102
TRAVELLING
THROUGH THE SEWERS...
263
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,238
LIKE THE PHANTOM
OF THE PITTSBURGH CIVIC OPERA.
264
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,441
[dramatic opera music]
265
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,977
[keys jingle]
266
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,780
*
267
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,182
- MORTGAGE.
268
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,984
[keys tapping]
269
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,052
PHONE BILL.
270
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,454
- WHEW.
WHAT IS THIS $1,200?
271
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,156
- OH, THE WATER HEATER
BROKE AGAIN,
272
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,390
AND THE PLUMBER
SAID IT COULDN'T BE REPAIRED,
273
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,859
SO I HAD TO HAVE IT
REPLACED.
274
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,060
- DID YOU GET
OTHER ESTIMATES?
275
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,195
- NO. THERE WASN'T TIME.
276
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,530
HERE'S THE PREMIUM
FOR THE CAR INSURANCE.
277
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,165
- WAIT--
WAIT A MINUTE.
278
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,867
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY
FOR HALF THE WATER HEATER,
279
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,036
CONSIDERING I NO LONGER
LIVE HERE OR TAKE BATHS HERE?
280
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,470
- BUT YOUR CHILDREN DO,
281
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,005
AND I PAY
FOR HALF OF YOUR APARTMENT
282
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,340
AND I DON'T LIVE THERE.
283
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,175
- I STILL DON'T THINK
IT'S FAIR.
284
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,443
YOU DIDN'T EVEN CONSULT ME,
YET YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY.
285
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,045
- OKAY.
TELL YOU WHAT.
286
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,546
WHY DON'T I TAKE THEM
DOWN TO THE RIVER,
287
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181
WHERE I'LL WASH THEM,
AND WHILE I'M AT IT,
288
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,883
I'LL BEAT THEIR CLOTHES
AGAINST THE ROCKS.
289
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,952
- YOU ALWAYS
HAVE A SMART ANSWER.
290
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,153
- WELL, THE STUPID ANSWER
WOULD BE,
291
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,888
"FINE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY."
292
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,156
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HEAR THAT FROM ME.
293
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,590
- I'M STRETCHED
TO THE LIMIT AS IT IS.
294
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,959
I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND
THE MONEY ELSEWHERE.
295
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,426
- ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?
296
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,563
- [scoffs]
GO BACK TO WORK.
297
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,066
- GO BACK TO--
WHEN YOU HAD GUS,
298
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,334
I MADE SURE THAT YOU
WERE AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE
299
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,036
SO YOU COULD STAY HOME
WITH HIM.
300
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,571
- THAT WAS A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.
301
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,939
- OH, HOW'S THAT?
302
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,975
- WE WERE
STILL LIVING TOGETHER.
303
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,511
AND WE STILL
LOVED EACH OTHER.
304
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,214
I'LL PAY
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE...
305
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,350
BUT NOT THE HEATER.
306
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,888
- [scoffs]
307
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,396
- MMM.
308
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,865
- TASTE THIS.
309
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,507
- THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD.
310
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,076
DID JULIA CHILD
LEAVE YOU HER COOKBOOK?
311
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,212
- NO, MICHAEL
LENT ME ONE OF HIS.
312
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,414
- THE LITTLE WIVES,
SWAPPING RECIPES.
313
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,482
WHAT'S NEXT?
MATES?
314
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,152
- I HAPPEN TO LIKE COOKING.
315
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,888
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
TO HAVE A HOME-COOKED MEAL.
316
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,523
I EVEN THOUGHT, SILLY ME,
317
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,992
THAT IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
TO HAVE SOMEONE COOK FOR YOU.
318
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,229
BUT IF A HOME-COOKED MEAL
IS SO UNAPPETIZING TO YOU,
319
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,497
YOU ARE WELCOME
TO ORDER YOURSELF THAI FOOD
320
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,099
FOR THE THIRD TIME
THIS WEEK.
321
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,168
- I LOVE YOUR CREAM SAUCE.
322
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,638
[slaps butt]
323
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:36,276
- GUESS WHAT'S FOR DESSERT.
324
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,646
- A PENICILLIN TART,
WITH SEASONAL BERRIES.
325
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,982
- WHAT?
326
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,284
- I SAID A PENICILLIN TART.
327
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,460
- I HAVE SYPHILIS.
328
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,462
- SYPHILIS?
329
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,430
- IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
330
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,067
- IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL?
331
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,135
IT CAN CAUSE
HEART ABNORMALITIES,
332
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,271
MENTAL DISORDERS,
BLINDNESS.
333
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,273
- THANK YOU FOR
THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT,
334
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,540
DR. TAYLOR,
BUT THE PATIENT'S
335
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:12,145
ALREADY BEEN TREATED
AND CURED.
336
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,481
ALL I HAVE TO DO NOW IS REFRAIN
FROM FUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT
337
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,216
FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS.
338
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:21,188
MAKE THAT 42.
339
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,556
BY THE WAY,
YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF TESTED.
340
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,225
- DID YOU FUCK SOMEONE
WITHOUT A CONDOM?
341
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,027
- NO.
342
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,496
NEVER.
WORD OF HONOR.
343
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,031
- THEN HOW'D YOU--
344
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,967
- MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE
WHO SUCKED ME OFF.
345
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,335
- [scoffs]
346
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,703
I'M SURPRISED IT HASN'T
HAPPENED SOONER,
347
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305
CONSIDERING
WHERE YOUR DICK'S BEEN.
348
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,606
- EXCUSE ME,
BUT YOU HAVEN'T EXACTLY
349
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,075
BEEN A SAINT YOURSELF.
350
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,610
IN FACT...
351
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,613
I MIGHT HAVE EVEN
GOTTEN IT FROM YOU.
352
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:54,121
WHEN'S DINNER?
353
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,392
- YES, SHE ATE.
354
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,595
NO, SHE'S NOT COLICKY.
YES.
355
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,531
SHE'S SLEEPING
LIKE A BABY.
356
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,133
- [chuckles]
357
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,102
- LOOK, MEL,
I'VE GOT TO GO.
358
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,004
YES, I PROMISE.
359
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,341
IF THERE'S A PROBLEM,
I'LL CALL.
360
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,209
CHRIST!
SHE CALLS EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
361
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,545
- SHE'S A MOTHER.
- SHE'S A FUCKING CONTROL FREAK
362
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,513
IS WHAT SHE IS.
- CAN I BE EXCUSED?
363
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,115
- YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
EAT.
364
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,118
- NO CONTROL FREAKS HERE.
365
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,223
ARE YOU OKAY?
366
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,526
- AWESOME.
367
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,666
- LOOK, YOUR PRINCIPAL
CALLED.
368
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,035
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
- WE KNOW.
369
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,403
- HE WANTS US
TO COME TO A MEETING
370
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,437
WITH SOME OF THE PARENTS.
371
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:48,141
- ABOUT WHAT?
372
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,143
- ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE SWIM MEET.
373
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,512
- OH, FUCK!
- HEY, WH-WHOA, HOLD ON.
374
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,514
- IT'S NOT NECESSARILY
A BAD THING.
375
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,249
- AND HOW DO YOU
FIGURE THAT?
376
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,585
- THERE'LL BE A HEALTH OFFICIAL
TO ANSWER QUESTIONS,
377
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,454
PUT THEIR MINDS AT EASE,
AND HOPEFULLY,
378
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,256
PUT AN END TO WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN GOING THROUGH.
379
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:08,027
- LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT
WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.
380
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,332
I'M COMING TOO.
381
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,168
- [sighs]
IT'S FOR PARENTS.
382
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,071
- IT'S ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT?
383
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,708
SO I HAVE A RIGHT
TO BE THERE.
384
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,180
[dance music]
385
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,449
- CHEERS!
386
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,284
*
387
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,686
- HI!
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
388
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:39,159
*
389
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,827
- THIS IS A DYKE BAR.
390
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,562
WHY DID YOU BRING ME
TO A DYKE BAR?
391
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,831
- THINK OF IT
AS YOUR OUT-OF-TOWN TRYOUT.
392
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,199
YOU'RE CERTAINLY
NOT GOING TO FUCK ANYBODY
393
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,634
IN HERE, ALL RIGHT?
- [scoffs]
394
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,836
- SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
395
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:53,106
OR WHAT ANYBODY THINKS.
396
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,574
- HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
397
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,176
NO ONE HERE KNOWS ME,
SO I'M SAFE.
398
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,310
I'M ANONYMOUS.
- YEAH.
399
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,446
- TEDDY!
400
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,314
HEY, EM.
401
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,315
- MOTHER OF CHRIST.
402
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,451
- NO, HONEY,
JUST OF MICHAEL.
403
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,253
WHAT ARE YOU BOYS
DOING HERE?
404
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,221
DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE DEVELOPED
A TASTE FOR SNATCH?
405
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,889
- I COULD ASK YOU
THE SAME THING.
406
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,126
- I'M TAKING
YOUR SUGGESTION.
407
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,730
- OHH!
408
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,700
HOPE THE FISH BITE.
409
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,274
- YOU LOOK PRETTY BEAT UP,
BABE.
410
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,510
DID A MAN DO THAT TO YOU?
411
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,614
- HUH?
412
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,349
- TOO BAD I WASN'T AROUND
TO PROTECT YOU.
413
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,218
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY,
KITTEN.
414
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,620
THAT SWELLING'S
GOING TO GO DOWN,
415
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,622
AND WHEN IT DOES,
416
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,892
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER.
417
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,127
[slaps butt]
418
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,237
- THAT...PERSON...
419
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,372
THINKS I'M A LESBIAN.
420
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,574
MY GOD.
421
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,678
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF?
422
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,180
I'M GOING HOME.
423
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,750
AND I'M NEVER
COMING BACK OUT!
424
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,725
- SHE JUST HASN'T BEEN HERSELF
SINCE THE HOT FLASHES.
425
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831
- LOT OF GREAT-LOOKING GALS
HERE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
426
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,434
- I SUPPOSE.
427
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,937
I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU ASKED ME OUT, DEB.
428
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,805
- LOOK AT HER.
429
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,708
HUH? SHE'S...HANDSOME.
430
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944
ALL THOSE TATTOOS.
431
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,281
- I WAS HOPING WE COULD
SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER,
432
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,484
JUST THE TWO OF US.
433
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,587
- WHAT ABOUT HER,
STANDING THERE ALL BY HERSELF?
434
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,723
I BET SHE'D LOVE IT IF SOMEONE
TOOK HER HAND AND SAID,
435
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,559
"BUY YOU A BEER?"
436
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:56,696
- YEAH, I HOPE SOMEONE DOES.
437
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,299
- LORETTA, HONEY, ISN'T
THERE SOMEONE IN THIS PLACE
438
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,469
THAT TICKLES YOUR...
FANCY?
439
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,805
- THERE IS.
440
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,978
BUY YOU A BEER?
441
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:16,549
*
442
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,854
- YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ONE
OF THE BENEFITS OF MARRIAGE,
443
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,257
BESIDES GETTING TO HAVE SEX
WITH THE SAME PERSON
444
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,592
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR NATURAL-BORN LIFE...
445
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,759
- [laughs]
446
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,795
- WAS BEING ABLE
TO LET YOURSELF GO.
447
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,597
- I'M SURE
YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW
448
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,266
MICHAEL AND I STILL ENJOY
LOOKING GOOD FOR EACH OTHER.
449
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,402
- YOU STILL LOOK?
450
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,404
- NOT EVERYONE REGARDS
MARRIAGE AND MONOGAMY
451
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,506
AS A DEATH SENTENCE.
452
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,775
FOR SOME OF US, THEY'RE
SIMPLY A PART OF GROWING UP.
453
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,412
- YOU MEAN, GIVING UP.
454
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,614
SURRENDERING TO THE STRAIGHT
WORLD'S CONCEPTION
455
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,749
OF WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A MAN.
456
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,386
- YOU CAN'T BE PETER PAN
FOREVER.
457
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,789
- YOU CAN TRY.
458
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,892
- THESE DAYS, I PREFER
SPENDING TIME IN A FAMILY ROOM,
459
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,394
RATHER THAN A BACK ROOM.
460
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,496
- AS OPPOSED TO "THOSE DAYS,"
461
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,798
WHEN YOU PREFERRED
GETTING GANG-BANGED
462
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,900
IN THE ORGY ROOM
OF THE LIBERTY BATHS?
463
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,502
- LEAVE IT TO YOU
TO REMEMBER.
464
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,770
- AND LEAVE IT TO YOU
TO FORGET,
465
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:16,676
NOW THAT YOU'RE HIV
AND OH-SO P.C.
466
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,812
- THERE YOU GO.
467
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:23,049
GOT IT?
468
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,551
- WELL, I MAY NOT
HAVE STOPPED MICHAEL
469
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,654
FROM BECOMING ONE
OF THE STEPFORD FAGS,
470
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,389
BUT AT LEAST
I SAVED JUSTIN
471
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,591
FROM A FATE WORSE
THAN BEING A HETEROSEXUAL.
472
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,826
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
473
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,767
- AN IMITATION HETEROSEXUAL.
474
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,003
- AREN'T YOU
GOING AFTER YOUR PREY?
475
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,705
- I'D LOVE TO, PROFESSOR,
476
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,074
BUT I'VE STILL GOT
ANOTHER 24 HOURS
477
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,310
UNTIL THE SYPHILIS
CLEARS UP.
478
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,718
- NOW, I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK
BEFORE SHE WAKES UP.
479
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,820
- YEAH, SO JUST, UH,
KEEP THE MONITOR WITH YOU
480
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,456
AND, UH, MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME.
481
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,857
- THANKS.
482
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,959
- YOU HAVE
MY CELL PHONE NUMBER.
483
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,495
JUST IN CASE.
- DON'T WORRY.
484
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,431
- ALL RIGHT,
HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.
485
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,801
- THANKS AGAIN.
486
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,840
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughs]
487
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,509
SHE'S SO CUTE.
488
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,577
- SHE'S PRACTICALLY
TWICE AS BIG ALREADY.
489
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,714
- EVER THINK
ABOUT HAVING ONE?
490
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,049
- SOMETIMES.
491
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,884
- SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
492
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,987
- I'M SORRY, DID I FORGET
TO MENTION WHO I LIVE WITH?
493
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,991
- DID YOU EVER ASK HIM?
- HE WON'T EVEN GET A PUPPY.
494
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:43,463
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
ITALIA MODA FURNITURE COSTS?
495
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,665
ANYWAY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME
496
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,801
TO HAVE A LIFE-ALTERING
DISCUSSION WITH HIM.
497
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:54,774
AT LEAST UNTIL
HIS SYPHILIS CLEARS UP.
498
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,076
- I KNOW LAST WEEK'S
INCIDENT AT THE SWIM MEET
499
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,745
RAISED A LOT OF CONCERN
REGARDING YOUR CHILDREN'S
500
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,413
HEALTH AND SAFETY.
501
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,482
THAT'S WHY I'VE INVITED
DR. JUDITH DAVIDSON
502
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,616
FROM THE PITTSBURGH
AIDS PROJECT
503
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,784
TO SPEAK WITH US
THIS EVENING
504
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,754
AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
YOU MIGHT HAVE.
505
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,191
- DR. DAVIDSON.
- THANK YOU, MR. EVERETT.
506
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,160
UNFORTUNATELY,
THERE'S STILL A GREAT DEAL
507
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,530
OF UNCERTAINTY
AND APPREHENSION ABOUT HIV,
508
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,532
SO I WELCOME
THE OPPORTUNITY
509
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,200
TO NOT ONLY
INFORM YOU OF THE FACTS,
510
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637
BUT TO HOPEFULLY
ALLEVIATE SOME OF YOUR FEARS.
511
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,507
FIRST OFF,
LET ME ASSURE YOU
512
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,777
THAT THE RISK
OF HIV TRANSMISSION
513
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,579
FROM HUNTER'S INJURY
IN THE POOL
514
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,981
IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
515
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:38,985
IN FACT, IT WOULD REQUIRE
DIRECT BLOOD-TO-BLOOD CONTACT
516
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,554
FOR THERE TO BE ANY SIGNIFICANT
DEGREE OF EXPOSURE.
517
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,590
- THAT'S COMFORTING
TO HEAR, DOCTOR,
518
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,926
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING
HE'S EXPOSING OUR CHILDREN TO.
519
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,596
THE KID IS A HUSTLER.
A MALE PROSTITUTE.
520
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,698
- HOLD ON!
- DO YOU MIND IF I FINISH?
521
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,199
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE DO.
522
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,201
- I'M SURE THAT I SPEAK
FOR EVERYONE HERE
523
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,736
WHEN I SAY
WE DON'T WANT OUR KIDS
524
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,671
AROUND SOMEONE
WITH HIS BACKGROUND.
525
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,740
- WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN
THING ABOUT HIS BACKGROUND.
526
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,742
HOW HE WAS ABUSED
BY HIS MOTHER,
527
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,544
HOW HE HAD TO ESCAPE
FROM A SERIES OF FOSTER HOMES,
528
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,012
LITERALLY
SLEEP IN THE STREETS.
529
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,480
- OR HOW HE HAD
TO REGAIN HIS HEALTH
530
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,615
TO CATCH UP IN SCHOOL.
531
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,682
- HEY, WHAT IS THIS,
THE PLOT
532
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,217
TO A CHARLES DICKENS NOVEL?
533
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,752
[laughter]
534
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,691
- Y-YOUR CHILDREN
LEAD PRIVILEGED LIVES,
535
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:22,595
AND YOU DARE TO LAUGH
AT MY SON'S MISFORTUNE.
536
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,600
- IT'S OKAY, BEN.
537
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,101
I'M GLAD
I CAME HERE TONIGHT,
538
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,704
BECAUSE I LEARNED
SOMETHING TOO.
539
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:35,842
NOW I KNOW HOW YOUR KIDS
GOT TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE.
540
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,545
FROM YOU.
541
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,025
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE
SO CASUAL ABOUT IT.
542
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,761
I'D FREAK OUT.
543
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,896
- I DID AT FIRST, BUT...
544
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,799
MY TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE,
SO I GUESS EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
545
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,868
- NEXT TIME,
YOU MIGHT NOT BE SO LUCKY.
546
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,770
- I PROMISE
THAT I'LL BE SAFE.
547
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,038
- I WISH YOU COULD
BE MORE THAN SAFE.
548
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,040
I WISH YOU TWO WOULD...
549
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,909
- SETTLE DOWN?
550
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,679
GET MARRIED?
BE MONOGAMOUS?
551
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,013
IT'S NEVER
GOING TO HAPPEN, DAPH.
552
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:20,019
[baby crying]
553
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,788
- OH. OH, OKAY.
554
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:22,922
OH, MY GOD,
SHE'S BURNING UP.
555
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,625
- WHAT? OH!
556
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,326
I BETTER CALL MICHAEL.
557
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,928
- OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
558
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,763
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART.
559
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:34,333
[baby wailing]
IT'S OKAY.
560
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,937
- FUCK, IT WENT STRAIGHT
TO VOICEMAIL.
561
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,973
- UM...
562
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,077
SHH.
563
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,780
AWW.
[phone beeps]
564
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,650
- [sighs]
565
00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:55,655
[mixed chatter]
566
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,690
- [sighs]
567
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,958
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
AN INFORMATIVE MEETING,
568
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,660
NOT A KANGAROO COURT.
569
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,194
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES
570
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,796
AND KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE
FEELS THAT WAY.
571
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,264
- OH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,
MR. EVERETT,
572
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,333
BUT THANKS FOR SAYING THAT.
573
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,235
- HOWEVER, WE OBVIOUSLY
HAVE A MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM
574
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,804
THAN I THOUGHT.
575
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,740
IN LIGHT OF TONIGHT'S
REACTION,
576
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,675
AND KNOWING THE OSTRACISM
YOU'VE HAD TO ENDURE,
577
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,809
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CONSIDER SENDING HUNTER
578
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:17,810
TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
579
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,078
- I'M NOT LEAVING.
580
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,847
- WE SHOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER
581
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,248
WHAT MR. EVERETT
HAS TO SAY.
582
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,851
- THEY CAN CALL ME
WHATEVER THEY WANT,
583
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,619
NOT SIT NEAR ME.
584
00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,220
I DON'T CARE.
585
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:32,591
THEY ARE NOT
GOING TO CHASE ME AWAY.
586
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:40,967
[baby crying]
587
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,234
- I GOT HERE
AS SOON AS I COULD.
588
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,402
- WHERE'S GUS?
589
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,971
- THANK GOD, DUSTY
COULD TAKE HIM.
590
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,707
HOW IS SHE?
- OH, EARACHE WITH A FEVER.
591
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,408
- MY POOR SWEETHEART.
592
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,010
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG?
593
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,645
- AN HOUR, AT LEAST.
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
594
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,380
THEY SEE YOU SITTING HERE
WITH A SCREAMING INFANT,
595
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,381
AND YOU THINK THEY'D
HAVE THE DECENCY--
596
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,415
- WE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE.
597
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,850
- YEAH, WHERE? IN BABYLON?
598
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,652
- FUCK YOU.
- HEY, HEY. EASY, EASY.
599
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:00,987
WE WERE AT HUNTER'S SCHOOL.
THERE WAS A PROBLEM.
600
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,254
- YEAH, I'LL SAY
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
601
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,856
- SHE'S BEEN WAITING
OVER AN HOUR.
602
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,124
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE
TO TALK TO.
603
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,392
- HOW COULD YOU LEAVE HER
LIKE THAT?
604
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,393
AFTER ALL THE CRAP
YOU PUT US THROUGH.
605
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:08,795
IT'S UNFORGIVABLE.
606
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,062
- SHE WAS WITH
JUSTIN AND DAPHNE.
607
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,063
- YEAH, WHAT THE HELL
DO THEY KNOW?
608
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,398
- UH, ENOUGH TO CALL YOU.
609
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,000
- YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS,
SO BUTT OUT.
610
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,434
- EXCUSE ME?
- DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT.
611
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,169
WE HAVE ANOTHER KID
WHO NEEDED OUR ATTENTION.
612
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,404
- YEAH, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR OTHER KID RIGHT NOW.
613
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,872
I CARE ABOUT THIS ONE,
MY DAUGHTER,
614
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,140
WHO HAPPENS TO BE
IN A LOT OF PAIN.
615
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,909
- I'M GOING TO FIND A NURSE.
616
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,777
- ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE MINUTE
YOU HAVE HER, YOU TAKE OFF.
617
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,178
WELL, WAIT TILL MY LAWYER
HEARS ABOUT THIS,
618
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,180
BECAUSE THIS TIME,
THERE WILL BE NO SETTLING.
619
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,749
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COURT,
620
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:30,917
AND I WILL MAKE SURE
THAT YOU LOSE CUSTODY.
621
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,151
- YOU JUST TRY IT!
622
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,285
- THE DOCTOR
WILL SEE YOUR BABY NOW.
623
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,887
- IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
624
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,055
- I'M SORRY,
BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN GO.
625
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,456
- OH. I'M GOING.
I'M HER MOTHER.
626
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,758
- I'M GOING.
I'M HER FATHER.
627
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,892
- YEAH, SOME FATHER.
628
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:41,093
- YOU SAY THAT
ONE MORE TIME--
629
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,094
- I'M GOING.
630
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,295
YOU TWO CAN DUKE IT OUT,
631
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,697
START WORLD WAR III
FOR ALL I CARE.
632
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:48,200
MEANWHILE, OUR DAUGHTER
NEEDS ATTENTION.
633
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,107
- * IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
634
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,043
* IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
635
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,946
* IT'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT NOW, BABY *
636
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,814
- FLYING SOLO?
637
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,049
- NOT EVERYONE'S
AS LUCKY AS YOU,
638
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:07,186
TO BE IN A NON-RELATIONSHIP.
639
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:10,056
- WHERE'S PITTSBURGH'S
VERY OWN EXTREME MAKEOVER?
640
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,324
- OH, I TRIED TO CONVINCE HIM
TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE TONIGHT,
641
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,193
BUT DISASTER STRUCK.
642
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,328
HE SAW A LESBIAN
AND WENT BACK INTO HIS HOLE
643
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,363
FOR ANOTHER SIX WEEKS.
644
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,497
- [laughs]
645
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,366
WELL, YOU CAN TELL THEODORE,
646
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,269
UNLESS HE GETS HIS HOLE
BACK TO WORK MONDAY,
647
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:26,072
HE'S FIRED.
648
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,107
- I'LL BE SURE
TO GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE.
649
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,810
- [sighs]
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
650
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,813
I HAVE ANOTHER
URGENT MESSAGE TO IMPART.
651
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:38,484
- HALF-PRICE ADMISSION
FOR ALL BOTTOMS?
652
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,354
- I HAVE SYPHILIS.
653
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:46,358
- YOU HAVE--
- NEED I REPEAT?
654
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,861
- WELL, THIS CERTAINLY
HASN'T BEEN YOUR YEAR,
655
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,831
DICK-WISE.
656
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,000
- IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO INFORM
657
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,501
ALL OF MY FORMER RECEPTACLES
658
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,837
SO THAT THEY
CAN GET TESTED.
659
00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,240
- WOULDN'T A FULL-PAGE AD
IN USA TODA BE MORE EFFICIENT?
660
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,309
- I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED
THE PERSONAL TOUCH.
661
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,011
- IF YOU'D LAID OFF
THE PERSONAL TOUCH,
662
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:09,015
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO START SPREADING THE NEWS.
663
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:16,322
- HEY.
REMEMBER LAST WEDNESDAY?
664
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:20,392
I HAVE SYPHILIS.
665
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,994
- YOU REMEMBER LAST TUESDAY?
- YEAH.
666
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,796
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TESTED
FOR SYPHILIS.
667
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,564
- FUCK. HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER
LAST WEEK IN THE BACK ROOM?
668
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,933
- YEAH?
- WELL, WE MAY
669
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,434
HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
TO SYPHILIS.
670
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,535
- WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO GET TESTED FOR SYPHILIS.
671
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,003
- FUCK, NO!
WHAT?
672
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,404
- HEY, DUDE,
YOU REMEMBER LAST TUESDAY?
673
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:38,377
[mixed chatter]
674
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:49,355
- FORTUNATELY FOR ME, I'VE BEEN
SPARED THAT NASTY RASH.
675
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,324
- DUDE, REMEMBER, UH,
THAT LITTLE GET-TOGETHER WE HAD?
676
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,960
- I THINK I GOT SYPHILIS.
677
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,962
- I GOT SYPH.
- SYPH?
678
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,096
- UNTIL NOW.
679
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:01,033
[mixed chatter]
680
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,368
[sighs]
681
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,478
- OH, HOW IS SHE?
682
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,313
- IS SHE OKAY?
- SHE'LL BE FINE.
683
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,915
THEY GAVE HER
SOME BABY TYLENOL,
684
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,183
WHICH NEEDS TO BE REPEATED
EVERY FOUR HOURS.
685
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,584
- EVERY FOUR HOURS.
686
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,052
- AND THEY PRESCRIBED
AMOXICILLIN TWICE A DAY.
687
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:21,954
- WE'LL PICK THAT UP
AT THE PHARMACY.
688
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,257
- OKAY, SWEETIE,
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
689
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,126
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING.
690
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,061
- WHY WOULD SHE GO WITH YOU?
691
00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:30,196
- BECAUSE IT'S STILL MY TIME.
692
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,530
- I SAY YOU'VE
HAD ENOUGH TIME.
693
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,965
- WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT.
694
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,500
- AFTER YOU PRACTICALLY
ABANDONED HER?
695
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,969
- WOULD YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN?
- I AGREE.
696
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,971
- A SICK BABY NEEDS
TO BE WITH HER MOTHER.
697
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,940
- I AM JUST AS CAPABLE
OF TAKING CARE OF HER AS YOU.
698
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:43,075
- YOU'VE PROVEN THAT.
699
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,077
- COME WITH DADDY, HONEYBUN.
- SHE'S COMING WITH ME.
700
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:47,846
- WOULD YOU TWO STOP?
701
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,350
- I DON'T THINK
EITHER ONE OF YOU
702
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,085
GIVES A DAMN ABOUT
YOUR DAUGHTER'S WELFARE.
703
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,887
ALL YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT
IS WHO HAS OWNERSHIP.
704
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,956
- THAT IS NOT TRUE.
- HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
705
00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,092
- AND I'VE BEEN A PART OF IT.
706
00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:02,228
WELL, NO MORE.
707
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,964
I'M WITHDRAWING FROM
THIS CUSTODIAL CIRCUS RIGHT NOW.
708
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,033
JENNY REBECCA IS ALL YOURS.
709
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,401
I JUST HOPE
YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME
710
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:13,872
THINKING ABOUT HER NEEDS
AS YOU DO ABOUT YOURS.
711
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:18,444
- MR. MATTHEWS,
THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
712
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:26,885
[mixed chatter]
713
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,423
- HEARTS.
714
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,393
- AND MADE OUT
OF CHERRY JELL-O.
715
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,395
- AND FLOWERS.
THEY'RE EDIBLE PANSIES.
716
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,665
- NOT THE FIRST ONES IN HERE.
[laughs]
717
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,168
WELL, Y-YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE.
718
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,304
- NOTHING'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
FOR YOU, DEB.
719
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,206
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO THAT BAR TONIGHT?
720
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,675
I'M OFF AT 6:00.
721
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:53,445
- IT'S NOT REALLY MY SCENE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
722
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,547
- YEAH,
TOO CROWDED AND NOISY.
723
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,483
I UNDERSTAND.
724
00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:00,352
HOW ABOUT WE GO TO A NICE,
QUIET PLACE AND WE CAN--
725
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,488
- LORETTA...
726
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,722
SIT.
[bell dings]
727
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,057
- I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I GOT A COUPLE
728
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,225
OF PINK PLATES COMING UP.
729
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,227
- BETTY CAN SERVE THEM NOW.
730
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,728
PLEASE SIT.
[bell dings]
731
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,332
- YOUR ORDER'S UP.
732
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,604
- LORETTA...
733
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,973
I AM TRULY FLATTERED...
734
00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,175
AND HONORED...
735
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,345
THAT YOU LIKE ME.
736
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,615
- I MORE THAN LIKE YOU.
737
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:33,052
- I KNOW.
738
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,588
IT'S JUST THAT
THERE'S ONE LITTLE HITCH.
739
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,624
I'M NOT GAY.
740
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,093
ALTHOUGH, GOD KNOWS...
[laughs]
741
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,629
COULD HAVE SPARED MYSELF
A LOT OF GRIEF IF I WAS.
742
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,664
BUT, UH,
LET'S FACE IT, HONEY,
743
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,333
AFTER HANGING OUT
HERE ALL THESE YEARS,
744
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,600
IF IT STILL
HASN'T RUBBED OFF,
745
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,237
I THINK WE CAN
SAFELY ASSUME THAT, UM,
746
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:55,141
IT'S NOT GONNA.
747
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:59,145
- I DIDN'T THINK
I WAS GAY AT FIRST EITHER.
748
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:03,149
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
I HADN'T MET THE RIGHT PERSON.
749
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,122
- I HAVE MET
THE RIGHT PERSON.
750
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,193
HIS NAME IS CARL HORVATH.
751
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:25,771
- WELL, I'VE GOT
TO GO PICK UP THOSE ORDERS.
752
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:28,407
- NO, LISTEN.
PLEASE.
753
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,142
LISTEN.
754
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,111
YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE ME.
755
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,247
- WHY WOULDN'T I?
756
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,517
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
757
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,254
- WELL, I'LL TAKE
THE COMPLIMENT.
758
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,291
BUT YOU JUST THINK YOU DO.
759
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,259
BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN YOUR LIFE,
760
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:50,796
YOU'RE FINALLY EXPRESSING
THE REAL YOU.
761
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,465
AND I AM THRILLED FOR YOU.
762
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,667
TRULY, I AM.
763
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,570
BUT YOU NEED TO LOVE SOMEONE
WHO CAN LOVE YOU BACK...
764
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:03,375
THE WAY YOU DESERVE.
765
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,617
- AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
766
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,419
- LETTING IN SOME SUNSHINE.
767
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,753
- NO, LIGHT IS MY ENEMY.
768
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,588
DARKNESS IS MY ONLY FRIEND.
769
00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,324
- HMM.
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT.
770
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,126
[objects thudding]
771
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,562
- WHAT'S ALL THAT?
772
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,365
- QUEER GUY IS ABOUT
TO WORK HIS FAIRY MAGIC.
773
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,833
- THE LAST TIME
YOU WORKED YOUR FAIRY MAGIC,
774
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,469
I ALMOST WOUND UP ENGAGED
TO TANYA THE TRUCKER.
775
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:34,340
FIRST, WE NEED TO GET YOUR HAIR
BACK TO ITS NATURAL COLOR.
776
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,343
WOULD YOU SAY "CHOCOLATE MOUSSE"
OR "AUTUMN IN UMBRIA"?
777
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,179
- LOOK, EM, IT'S NO USE.
778
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:42,581
I'M A CATERPILLAR WHO'S NEVER
GOING TO BE A BUTTERFLY.
779
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,316
I'M JUST GOING TO BE
ONE OF THOSE OLD MEN
780
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,784
WE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF,
781
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,786
THE ONES THAT ARE TRYING
TO LOOK YOUNG,
782
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,589
WHO ARE ONLY
FOOLING THEMSELVES.
783
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,258
- TEDDY,
784
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,860
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
785
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,462
THERE WILL ALWAYS
BE ONE PERSON
786
00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:01,133
WHO IS BLINDED
BY YOUR DAZZLING BEAUTY.
787
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,904
WE'RE JUST GOING TO HELP
MOTHER NATURE ALONG.
788
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,739
SO LET'S GET CRACKING,
789
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,775
GIVE HER A LITTLE
PROD UP THE ASS.
790
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:10,776
OKAY.
791
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,213
- SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
792
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:17,483
- MY PARENTS NEARLY SHIT.
- THEY DID?
793
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,684
- WELL, LIKE, DUH.
YOU PRACTICALLY CALLED THEM
794
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,353
A COUPLE OF FASCIST
HATE-MONGERS.
795
00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,521
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT CAN DO
796
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:25,224
TO TWO LIFE-LONG
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS?
797
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,360
- I WAS WORRIED
YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY.
798
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:32,298
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
THEY SO DESERVED IT.
799
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:36,368
I'M JUST SORRY
YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT.
800
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:39,705
BUT I'M--I'M GLAD
YOU DECIDED TO STAY.
801
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,274
- YOU ARE?
802
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,513
SO ARE YOU
DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT?
803
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,548
WE COULD GO TO A MOVIE,
OR GET PIZZA,
804
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,317
OR I COULD STEAL
YOUR FATHER'S CAR
805
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,318
AND WE COULD DRIVE TO L.A.
806
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,786
- [laughs]
807
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,323
- I WAS JUST KIDDING.
- HEY, MATT.
808
00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:00,792
- HEY.
809
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,262
WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL.
YOU WANT TO COME?
810
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:06,298
- UM...SURE.
811
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,679
- UH-HUH.
812
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,714
WHAT A RELIEF.
813
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:26,685
WELL, THANKS
FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
814
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,287
THAT WAS MEL.
- MMM.
815
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,289
- SHE WANTED
TO LET ME KNOW
816
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:31,757
THAT OUR DAUGHTER
IS DOING FINE.
817
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,459
- AH, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
818
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:34,993
- AND THAT I'M AN ASSHOLE.
819
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,563
- [laughs]
SHE SAID THAT?
820
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,898
- NO. I DID.
821
00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,700
- BUT YOU
WERE JUST LOOKING AFTER
822
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,435
JENNY REBECCA'S
BEST INTERESTS.
823
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,771
- ACTUALLY,
I WAS LOOKING AFTER MINE.
824
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,874
INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT
WHAT WAS RIGHT FOR THE BABY,
825
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:53,312
OR WHO SHE SHOULD BE WITH,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT ME.
826
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:57,349
SO, I HAVE DECIDED
LINDSAY'S RIGHT.
827
00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:59,518
- UH, YOU'RE GOING
TO GIVE UP CUSTODY?
828
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,288
- MM-MM.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
829
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,589
BUT I DO THINK THAT J.R.
830
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,492
NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH HER MOTHER,
831
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:10,462
INSTEAD OF PASSING
HER AROUND.
832
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:13,932
SO WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH A NEW ARRANGEMENT,
833
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,636
ONE THAT'S BEST FOR HER.
834
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:22,741
- I THINK THAT'S A VERY WISE,
VERY LOVING DECISION.
835
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,576
- [laughs]
836
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:27,879
- NOW WHAT KIND
OF BEHAVIOR IS THAT
837
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,048
FOR A PROPER MARRIED COUPLE?
838
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,550
- IMPROPER.
- MMM.
839
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,619
- UNDIGNIFIED.
- MMM-MM.
840
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,421
FUN.
841
00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,423
- SINCE WHEN DO MARRIED PEOPLE
HAVE FUN?
842
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,790
- YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT
SOME TIME.
843
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,492
YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT.
844
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:41,893
- GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS, HE'S HERE.
845
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:42,894
HE'S HERE.
846
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,396
- WHO'S HERE?
847
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,964
- ALL RIGHT,
IT'S NOT DOLLY LEVI,
848
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,366
IT'S ONLY TED.
849
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:48,900
BUT I GOT HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
850
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,802
YOU SHOULD ONLY
KNOW WHAT IT TOOK.
851
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:54,306
SO PRAISE HIM AND TELL HIM
HE LOOKS FABULOUS.
852
00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:57,843
GOT IT?
853
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,446
- TED, YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
854
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,714
TED, YOU LOOK FA--
855
00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,850
TED, YOU LOOK FABU--
856
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:08,420
TED--
- HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS.
857
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,089
- OH, MY GOD, HE REALLY
DOES LOOK FABULOUS.
858
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,658
- THAT'S NOT TED.
859
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,059
[door opening]
860
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,563
THAT IS.
861
00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,930
- TED!
- WOW!
862
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,400
- YOU LOOK
TEN YEARS YOUNGER.
863
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,436
- WHAT A FANTASTIC JOB.
864
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,806
- TED...
865
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,442
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
866
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:31,610
- I DO?
867
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,546
- WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
868
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,882
- [exhales]
869
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,452
- WELL, UH...
HEY, DRINKS ARE ON ME.
870
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:47,092
- TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HE
DOESN'T LOOK ALL THAT DIFFERENT.
871
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,594
- I NEVER LOOKED AT HIM
ENOUGH TO KNOW.
872
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,961
- THERE'S SOMETHING
AROUND THE EYES.
873
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:54,433
HE LOOKS, UH...
RESTED, THAT'S IT.
874
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,468
- IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT
HE DOESN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT.
875
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,504
THE POINT IS,
HE THINKS HE DOES.
876
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,606
IF TED CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR
AND SEE A NEW MAN,
877
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,975
A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE,
A MAN HE LIKES...
878
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:08,580
WELL,
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
879
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,016
[doorbell rings]
- GET READY, BABY,
880
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,984
BECAUSE WHEN YOU
COME THROUGH THAT DOOR,
881
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:17,122
YOU'RE GOING TO GET
SUCH A BIG SURP--
882
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:20,158
SURPRISE.
883
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,994
- GUESS YOU WEREN'T
EXPECTING ME.
884
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:26,932
- I WAS JUST DOING
SOME IRONING.
885
00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:40,612
- I GUESS I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
886
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:43,515
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
THAT I WAS ABLE TO SHOW...
887
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:44,750
ANOTHER WOMAN AFFECTION
888
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,485
WITHOUT GETTING SLUGGED
BY DARRELL.
889
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,153
- AND, GIRL,
YOU KEEP GOING.
890
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:51,557
- I AM.
I'M LEAVING, DEB.
891
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,659
THE DINER AND PITTSBURGH.
892
00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:55,494
- JUST 'CAUSE I SAID
THAT I COULDN'T BE
893
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,663
THE GAL OF YOUR DREAMS
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO.
894
00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,898
- I KNOW.
IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
895
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,100
- OH.
- NO, IT'S ME.
896
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,937
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE
OR SOMETHING THAT I LIKE,
897
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:09,941
I GET WHAT YOU
MIGHT CALL FIXATED.
898
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,844
IT'S THE KIND
OF PERSON I AM.
899
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,780
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY.
900
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,848
EVER SINCE THE SHRIMP.
901
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,183
- THE SHRIMP?
902
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,851
- WHEN I WAS A GIRL,
903
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,087
MY FOLKS USED TO TAKE ME
AND MY SISTER JANINE
904
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,523
TO THE RAMADA
EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT
905
00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,592
FOR THE 8.95 SMORGASBORD,
906
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,927
KIDS HALF-PRICE.
907
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,697
THEY HAD EVERY KIND
OF FOOD YOU COULD IMAGINE.
908
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,699
I WON'T GO THROUGH
THE ENTIRE MENU.
909
00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:35,200
- THANKS.
910
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:38,704
- BUT I NEVER LOVED ANYTHING
AS MUCH AS THE SHRIMP.
911
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:42,207
AND I KEPT GOING BACK
FOR MORE AND...
912
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,543
MORE AND MORE AND...
913
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,745
MY FOLKS SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW,
TRY THE ROAST BEEF,
914
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,748
"TRY THE CHICKEN CACCIATORE,
TRY THE STROGANOFF."
915
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:53,118
AND I KNEW WHAT I LIKED
AND I STUCK TO IT.
916
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:58,890
I KNOW IF I STAY HERE,
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON.
917
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,629
I'LL JUST KEEP LOVING YOU.
918
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,865
AND THAT WON'T DO EITHER OF US
MUCH GOOD.
919
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:13,905
- I'M SURE, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU TRY THE ROAST BEEF,
920
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:18,844
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
921
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:22,881
- IT'S OKAY.
- SHIT.
922
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,922
I'M THE ONE WHO'S
SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTING YOU.
923
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,626
- YOU ALREADY HAVE.
924
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,163
I'M GOING TO BE
JUST FINE.
925
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:43,168
- I DON'T HAVE
A SPECK OF DOUBT.
926
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,675
- SINCE SHE WON'T BE COMING
TO MY APARTMENT ANY MORE...
927
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,276
I THOUGHT YOU
COULD USE THEM.
928
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,011
- YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS
929
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,146
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE JENNY'S MOTHER,
930
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,549
ARE YOU?
931
00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,218
- I'M MORE JENNY'S MOTHER NOW
THAN I EVER WAS,
932
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:03,755
BECAUSE NOW I'M DOING
WHAT'S BEST FOR HER...
933
00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:06,725
NOT ME.
934
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,065
- THANK YOU.
935
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:22,073
- I HOPE YOU KNOW I NEVER
INTENDED FOR IT TO GET SO UGLY.
936
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,643
- THAT'S HOW DIVORCES GO,
937
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,177
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THERE ARE CHILDREN.
938
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,948
I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE THINK
WE'D BE ANY DIFFERENT?
939
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:35,954
- BECAUSE WE LOVED
EACH OTHER MORE?
940
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,862
- BY THE WAY...
941
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,334
IT'S FOR MY SHARE...
OF THE WATER HEATER.
942
00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,737
- [laughs]
943
00:42:55,774 --> 00:43:01,346
[mixed chatter]
944
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:04,750
- [laughs]
AH, LIBERTY AVENUE.
945
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,986
- IN ALL ITS GLORY.
946
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,888
- MISS IT?
947
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,158
- IT WAS MY LIFE
FOR A LONG TIME.
948
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,694
EVERYWHERE I LOOK,
I STILL SEE ME...
949
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:19,965
WALKING DOWN
THE STREET WITH BRIAN.
950
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,967
HANGING OUT
WITH EMMETT AND TED.
951
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,034
- THIS WAY.
THIS WAY.
952
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,103
- CRUISING SOME HOT GUY.
953
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:28,106
- AH.
954
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,709
- BUT I'VE MOVED ON.
955
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:35,847
SO, RATHER THAN MISSING
WHAT USED TO BE...
956
00:43:35,881 --> 00:43:40,351
I LOOK FORWARD
TO WHAT'S YET TO BE.
957
00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:51,062
- HUNTER?
958
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,731
HUNTER?
959
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,032
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
960
00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,333
- I GOT IT
FROM THAT TRICK LAST NIGHT.
961
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:57,903
- RECONNECTING
WITH OLD FRIENDS.
962
00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:59,738
RENEWING SOCIAL TIES.
963
00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:00,739
WANT SOME?
964
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,007
- NO, WE DO NOT.
965
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,408
- COME ON, L-LET'S GO.
966
00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,176
- IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
967
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,913
- OOH! A SCHOOL NIGHT.
[laughs]
968
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,415
- I'M NOT GOING BACK!
- HEY.
969
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:13,084
YOU TOLD THE PRINCIPAL AND US
YOU HAD NO INTENTION OF LEAVING.
970
00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,186
- WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND.
971
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,788
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
BEEN THERE WITH PEOPLE
972
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:19,057
WHO THINK
THEY'RE BETTER THAN ME.
973
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:23,361
AT LEAST THESE GUYS...
974
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,897
ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM.
975
00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:29,267
- WELL, IN CASE
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, SO DO WE.
976
00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:35,206
NOW WE'RE GOING HOME.
977
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,175
- HEY, BE SURE TO DO
WHAT YOUR DADDY SAYS.
978
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,044
AND COLLECT UP FRONT.
979
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:41,947
[laughs]
980
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:46,217
[door opening]
981
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,992
- HARD AT WORK?
982
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,829
- HOW WAS BABYLON?
983
00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,498
- MM.
HARD AT PLAY.
984
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,800
- WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HOME SO EARLY?
985
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,201
IT'S ONLY 1:30.
986
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,136
- MY ENFORCED CELIBACY IS OVER,
AND I WANTED YOU
987
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,205
TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
- [sighs]
988
00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,007
I'M TOUCHED.
989
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,876
- WELL, YOU'LL BE A LOT MORE
THAN TOUCHED
990
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,812
WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU.
991
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,748
- I HAVE WORK TO DO.
992
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,218
- DO IT IN THE MORNING.
993
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:23,154
I'M DOING IT NOW.
994
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:32,363
HOW CAN YOU BE
SO FUCKING CASUAL?
995
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,965
DON'T YOU EVER
GET TIRED OF IT?
996
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:35,834
- [chuckles]
997
00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:40,371
TO GET TIRED OF SOMETHING
MEANS IT'S BECOME PREDICTABLE...
998
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,240
UNSATISFYING...
999
00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,843
BORING.
1000
00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:46,778
SORT OF LIKE WHERE I SUSPECT
1001
00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:48,113
THIS CONVERSATION IS HEADED.
1002
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,181
- OR IT CAN MEAN
YOU'VE FOUND SOMETHING
1003
00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:52,250
MORE SATISFYING,
1004
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,185
MORE MEANINGFUL.
1005
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:57,155
- [scoffs]
1006
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:02,293
AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
1007
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:11,136
I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.
1008
00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:14,072
ARE YOU COMING TO BED?
1009
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,875
IN A WHILE.
1010
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,176
I HAVE SOME WORK TO FINISH.
1011
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,346
[dance music]
1012
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:25,183
- * SIAMESE TWINS
JOINED AT THE HEART *
1013
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:28,553
* NO SEPARATION
CAN TEAR US APART *
1014
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:32,157
* ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME
RIGHT FROM THE START *
1015
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:35,293
* LOVE TO LOVE YOU BETTER,
BUT I'M NOT THAT SMART *
1016
00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:37,428
- * IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED? *
1017
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:41,066
* ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME?
1018
00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:42,433
*
1019
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,970
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT? *
1020
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:48,306
* ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE?
1021
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,175
*
1022
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,845
* I TRY TO RETRACE THE STEPS
WHERE WE'VE BEEN *
1023
00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:57,448
* FIGURE OUT WHAT LED
TO THE SHAPE WE'RE IN *
1024
00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:01,086
* YOU AND ME,
THROUGH THICK AND THIN *
1025
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:04,122
* BITTER AS REGRET
AND SWEET AS SIN *
1026
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,324
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED? *
1027
00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,861
* ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME?
1028
00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:11,362
*
1029
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,598
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT? *
1030
00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:17,268
* ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE?
1031
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,937
*
1032
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,939
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED? *
1033
00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:24,342
* ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME?
1034
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,944
*
1035
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,079
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT? *
1036
00:47:28,113 --> 00:47:31,649
* ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE?
1037
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:36,354
*
1038
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,989
- * ANYTHING
1039
00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:40,025
- * ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1040
00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:42,493
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1041
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,263
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1042
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:48,099
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1043
00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,668
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1044
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,404
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1045
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:56,174
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1046
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,176
* ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1047
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,179
- * ANYTHING
1048
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,249
- * ANYTHING YOU WANT,
ANYTHING YOU NEED *
1049
00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,516
* ANYTHING YOU WANT
1050
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,685
- * IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED? *
1051
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:11,256
* ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME?
1052
00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:12,924
*
1053
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,126
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT? *
1054
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,663
* ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE?
1055
00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,265
*
1056
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,300
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED? *
1057
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,703
* ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM ME?
1058
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,305
* YEAH
1059
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,407
* IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT? *
1060
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,178
* ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE?
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