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- * ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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- * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE
TO BEGIN *
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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[I'll Be Your Man plays]
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*
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[men moaning]
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*
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- * I'LL BE YOUR MAN,
I'LL BE YOUR MAN *
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*
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* I'LL BE THERE TO RIDE YOU
ALL THE WAY *
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* I'LL BE YOUR MAN,
I'LL BE YOUR MAN *
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* AND I CAN SET YOU FREE
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*
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* I'LL BE THERE
TO KEEP THE DOGS AT BAY *
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- I KNOW EVERYBODY SAYS TUSCANY,
BUT THE AMALFI COAST...
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- HMM, POSITANO, RAVELLO...
- OH, MY GOD.
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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- AND NOT TO MENTION
THE MEN.
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- [chuckling]
- NO, LET'S MENTION THE MEN.
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- I MEAN,
IS THERE ANY ITALIAN
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WITH LESS THAN AN 8-INCH COCK?
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- HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN TOGETHER?
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- FOUR WEEKS.
- FOUR YEARS.
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- YOU GUYS GOTTA GET
YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
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- IT'S COMPLICATED.
- OBVIOUSLY.
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- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- GOING ON TEN YEARS.
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- SHIT. THAT'S AMAZING.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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- I'M NOT SURE
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
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- COMMUNICATION.
- HONESTY.
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- RESPECT.
- AND A LOT OF FUCKING AROUND.
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- A COUPLE THAT PLAYS TOGETHER
STAYS TOGETHER.
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- THAT'S WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS SAID.
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NOTHING WILL KILL A MARRIAGE
FASTER THAN MONOGAMY.
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- YEAH, I TRIED THAT
FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
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- NEARLY SPLIT US UP.
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HE STARTED LYING,
SNEAKING AROUND.
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- HE CAUGHT ME
FUCKING THE NEIGHBOR.
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- BUT INSTEAD
OF KICKING HIM OUT, I THOUGHT,
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"THIS GUY'S HOT,"
SO I JOINED THEM.
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- SOLVED ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS.
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- IN THESE SORRY TIMES
OF FAGGOTS HURLING THEMSELVES
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LIKE LEMMINGS INTO THE SEA
OF MATRIMONY,
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IT'S REFRESHING TO FIND
A COUPLE WHO ARE HUNG
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BUT NOT HUNG UP.
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- SO HOW ABOUT WE
HOOK UP AGAIN?
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- WE HAVE A STRICT RULE
NOT TO SEE ANYONE TWICE.
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BUT SINCE THERE
ARE TWO OF YOU...
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[door closes]
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[Jenny cooing]
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- [exhales]
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- * WHO KNOWS
WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING *
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* MAYBE SUNSHINE
AND MAYBE RAIN *
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- OKAY, I AM
A LOWLY WRITER-PROFESSOR,
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FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,
NOT AN M.I.T. GRADUATE.
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YOU NEED
AN ADVANCED DEGREE
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TO PUT
THIS FUCKING CRIB TOGETHER.
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- YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO WATCH
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THAT POTTY MOUTH OF YOURS
ONCE J.R. ARRIVES.
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IT'S OFFICIAL.
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ACCORDING TO THE STATE
OF PENNSYLVANIA,
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I NOW HAVE 1/3 CUSTODY
OF MY DAUGHTER.
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- OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
OH.
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- [chuckles]
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COULD'VE HAD MORE IF BRIAN
HADN'T STUCK HIS NOSE IN.
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- HEY, HEY,
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
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- HE'S THE ONE WHO CONVINCED
LINDSAY TO FIGHT FOR CUSTODY.
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HE PAID
FOR HER GODDAMN LAWYER.
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- WELL,
SHE'S J.R.'S MOTHER TOO.
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IT'S ONLY FAIR.
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- [sighs]
I SUPPOSE.
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SO NOW WE GET TO SPLIT
A BABY THREE WAYS.
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- YOU KNOW, AS LONG
AS SHE'S LOVED AND CARED FOR,
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I'M SURE
IT'LL ALL WORK OUT.
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WOULD YOU HELP ME
PUT THIS THING TOGETHER
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BEFORE I LOSE
MY FUCKING--
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YES.
BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND.
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- YOUR EGGS ARE UP.
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WHEAT OR RYE?
BUTTERED OR DRY?
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- UH, RYE, DRY.
- RYE, DRY.
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- SWEETHEART.
- YEAH, HON.
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- WILL YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE?
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STOP WAITING ON ME
LIKE I WAS IN THE DINER?
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- I GUESS OLD HABITS
DIE HARD.
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YOU WANTED, UH,
BACON, EXTRA CRISPY.
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- IF YOU DON'T STOP...
- [chuckling]
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- I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
A TIP.
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- OH, AND I WAS COUNTING
ON A BIG ONE TONIGHT.
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- HONEY, YOU'RE GETTING
MORE THAN JUST THE TIP.
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[laughter]
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- WHY, CARL HORVATH.
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- THE MORE I'M AROUND YOU,
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THE MORE I CAN'T KEEP
MY HANDS OFF YOU.
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YOU'RE NOT BORED,
ARE YOU?
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- OF FUCKING OUR BRAINS OUT?
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- NO. NOT WORKING.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHY I WAITED SO LONG.
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I FINALLY HAVE
MY LIFE ALL TO MYSELF.
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- SO WHAT'S
ON OUR LADY OF LEISURE'S AGENDA
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FOR TODAY?
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- OH, A MATINEE,
A PINTER PLAY.
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PERHAPS A PIECE
OF MAHLER.
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- PIECE OF WHAT?
- [laughing]
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THANK GOD
HANGING AROUND LIBERTY AVENUE
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MADE YOU A SEX MANIAC
AND NOT A SHOW-TUNE QUEEN.
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[laughter]
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UM, I'M GOING TO GO
BUY SOME PAJAMAS.
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ALL OF MINE
SEEM TO BE DISAPPEARING.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE I TOOK THEM.
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- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE--
A CROSS-DRESSER!
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- YOU'RE SEXIER WITHOUT THEM.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS, DON'T YOU?
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IT IS
GRAND THEFT PAJAMAS.
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I COULD HAVE YOU
ARRESTED.
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BUT...
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I PREFER TO HAVE YOU
WORK IT OFF.
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- MORNING, BRIAN.
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I GOT THOSE FILES
WE TALKED ABOUT.
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THE GERBER ACCOUNTS,
THE GREENWALD ACCOUNTS,
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AND PAYROLL.
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YEAH, I WAS UP TILL,
OH, 1:00 IN THE MORNING,
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BUT I GOT EVERYTHING
ALL SIGNED AND SEALED.
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HUH, NOW THERE'S
REALLY NOTHING LEFT TO DO
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FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
I'M, UH...
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I'M KIND OF
FREE AS A BIRD.
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[chuckles]
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LISTEN, UH...
[clears throat]
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I NEED TO TAKE
A LITTLE TIME OFF.
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- VACATION?
- NAH.
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- SABBATICAL?
- NAH.
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- DRUG BINGE?
- [chuckles]
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A-A SMALL
MEDICAL PROCEDURE.
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- FINALLY GETTING
THAT PENILE ENLARGEMENT?
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[laughter]
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WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
- TOMORROW.
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I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE,
BUT THEY HAD A CANCELLATION.
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THEY SAID
THEY COULD FIT ME IN.
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BUT, LOOK,
I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.
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TEN DAYS, TOPS.
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- SO WHAT ARE YOU
HAVING DONE?
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- WHAT--WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M HAVING ANYTHING DONE?
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- OH, THE ENDLESS HOURS
YOU SPEND
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PULLING YOUR FACE BACK,
SMOOTHING YOUR STOMACH.
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SPILL.
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- OH, YOU KNOW,
NOTHING MAJOR.
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BROW LIFT, BLEPHAROPLASTY
ON MY UPPER AND LOWER EYELIDS,
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PRECISION CONTOUR
LIPOSUCTION ON MY GUT.
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[muttering]
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- WHAT PRICE BEAUTY?
[scoffs]
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- IT AIN'T CHEAP.
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HOWEVER, UH, THEY ARE
SUCKING MY CHIN OUT FOR FREE.
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- OH!
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[laughs]
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OH, THE WAY GAY MEN
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ARE OBSESSED
WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY.
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AN ENTIRE SUBCULTURE
CONVINCED
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THAT THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS
IS NO LOVE HANDLES.
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HOW PATHETIC.
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HOW TRAGIC.
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HOW PROFITABLE.
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- [sighs]
GO AHEAD,
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MOCK MY ENDEAVOURS
AT SELF-IMPROVEMENT.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT ALL OF US
ARE AS LUCKY AS YOU.
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WE ALL CAN'T BE
BRIAN KINNEY.
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THE REST OF US POOR SCHLUBS,
WE HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD
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TO LOOK HALF AS GOOD.
- I'M SORRY, THEODORE.
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I DON'T MEAN TO IMPUGN
YOUR NOBLE EFFORTS.
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I JUST THINK
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE...
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NOT GETTING
THAT PENILE ENLARGEMENT.
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- [sighs]
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- OH, SHE'S SO ADORABLE.
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CAN I TAKE HER HOME?
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- SURE. WHY NOT?
EVERYBODY ELSE IS.
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[door opens]
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- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A GUEST.
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- HUH.
JUSTIN'S NOT A GUEST.
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AND DIDN'T WE AGREE
YOU'RE GOING TO RING THE BELL,
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NOT JUST POP IN?
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- HEY, LINDSAY.
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MM.
- HELLO, JUSTIN.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BACK FROM L.A.
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- I KNOW.
I WAS PLANNING ON CALLING,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE
YOUR NEW NUMBER.
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- I'M SURE BRIAN
COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU.
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- UM, SO HOW'S GUS?
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- GUS IS DOING GREAT.
HE'S GROWING AS WE SPEAK.
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HE'S EVEN STARTED TO READ.
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- OH, YOU GO AWAY
FOR A FEW MONTHS,
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AND EVERYTHING CHANGES.
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- NO SHIT.
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- I HAVE FALLEN HOPELESSLY
IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.
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- SHE'S PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE.
- YEAH.
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- OH, I FOUND THIS
FLEECE SLEEPER FOR THE BABY.
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IT'S STARTING TO GET CHILLY.
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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- I GOT THREE--
ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME,
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AND ONE
FOR WHEN SHE'S WITH MICHAEL.
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- YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME?
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- WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SURE
SHE'S TAKEN CARE OF.
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- WELL, YOU'VE SEEN TO THAT.
THANKS TO YOU,
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I HAVE TO HAND MY DAUGHTER
OVER TO SOME STRANGER.
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- MICHAEL'S HARDLY
A STRANGER.
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- OH, HE MIGHT AS WELL BE.
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WHAT DOES HE KNOW
ABOUT TAKING CARE OF AN INFANT?
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SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME
INSTEAD OF BEING
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TOSSED AROUND
LIKE A FUCKING FOOTBALL.
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- MAYBE I BETTER GO.
- NO. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEA,
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GOD DAMN IT.
- I'LL GET IT.
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- YOU DON'T LIVE HERE
ANYMORE, REMEMBER?
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- OF COURSE. HOW COULD I FORGET?
- YEAH, WELL,
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IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME
AND DONE WHAT I SAID,
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WE WOULDN'T BE PLAYING
THIS GAME OF "BABY, BABY,
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WHO'S GOT THE BABY?"
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- THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING YOU,
ISN'T IT?
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IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE BABY
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OR THE CUSTODY AGREEMENT.
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IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU,
MELANIE MARCUS,
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NOT GETTING HER WAY,
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NOT HAVING COMPLETE CONTROL
OVER EVERYTHING.
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WELL, TOUGH SHIT.
YOU DON'T.
226
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,091
SO GET USED TO IT.
[kettle whistling]
227
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,994
- UM, I'LL GET THE TEA.
228
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,368
- DIG!
229
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,270
DIG. COME ON, PULL.
230
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,740
FINISH IT OFF.
231
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,645
- HOW'D I DO?
- 2/10 OF A SECOND
232
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,313
OFF YOUR PERSONAL BEST.
- FUCKING "A"!
233
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,182
IT'S 'CAUSE I'M NAILING
THOSE FLIP TURNS.
234
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,416
- BET YOU 10 BUCKS
YOU'LL PLACE.
235
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,251
- THINK SO?
- KNOW SO.
236
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,921
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
LET'S GATHER UP, LET'S GO.
237
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,323
GOOD PRACTICE.
VERY GOOD.
238
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,992
YOU SWIM THIS HARD
IN TWO DAYS,
239
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,927
AND WE'LL HOLD
OUR HEADS HIGH AT THE MEET.
240
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,730
NOW, GO GET A GOOD MEAL,
GET SOME SLEEP,
241
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,999
AND DON'T STRAIN ANYTHING.
242
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,166
ARE YOU WINNERS?
all: YEAH.
243
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,935
- I ASKED YOU,
ARE YOU WINNERS?
244
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,770
all: YEAH!
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
245
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,206
AND PUT AWAY THE TOYS
BEFORE YOU SCRUB DOWN.
246
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,208
YEAH, I GOT TO SAY,
AT FIRST I HAD MY DOUBTS,
247
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,442
BUT HUNTER'S COMING
THROUGH GANGBUSTERS.
248
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,044
- AW, I ALWAYS KNEW
HE COULD DO IT.
249
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,779
HE JUST NEEDED
SOME INCENTIVE, SOME SUPPORT...
250
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,414
FRIENDS.
- AND HAVING A PARENT
251
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,082
THAT'S WILLING TO TAKE
THE TIME TO WORK WITH HIM.
252
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,351
- HMM. THANKS.
APPRECIATE IT, COACH.
253
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,786
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE MEET.
254
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,054
[overlapping chatter]
255
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,789
- NICE TRY.
I'LL GET YOU SOON, MAN.
256
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,925
- HE'LL CATCH YOU...
- YEAH, RIGHT, NEXT TIME.
257
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,960
- YOU'LL BE LICKING MY TOES.
258
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,428
- GOOD SWIM.
259
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,864
- YEAH. THANKS.
YOU TOO.
260
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:10,838
- YO, HUNT, YOU COMING?
- YEAH.
261
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,306
- HEY, HUNTER, WE'RE GOING.
- WAIT UP.
262
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,242
[indistinct chatter]
- CALLIE...
263
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,210
- LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
MY GETTING A LITTLE WORK DONE
264
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,113
IS A FRIVOLOUS EXPENSE,
A FOOLISH EXERCISE IN VANITY.
265
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,949
HOWEVER--
- I JUST HAD
266
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,317
THE MOST FABULOUS IDEA
FOR MY NEXT SEGMENT.
267
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,854
THE QUEER GUY FOLLOWS YOU
268
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,822
THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE SURGERY.
269
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,357
EVERY LITTLE SNIP AND CLIP.
270
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,795
THEN I BRING YOU ON MY SHOW
271
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,697
FOR THE BIG REVEAL.
272
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:44,838
OR I GO WITH
MY AVOCADO NIGHT-REPAIR MASK
273
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,273
AS PLANNED.
274
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,342
- STICK WITH THE GUACAMOLE.
- [clicks tongue]
275
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,278
- BUT PROMISE ME,
NO MATTER HOW I COME OUT,
276
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,946
YOU'LL STILL LOVE ME.
277
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,247
- HONEY, I NEVER LOVED YOU
278
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,883
FOR YOUR LOOKS
TO BEGIN WITH.
279
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,285
NOT THAT THERE'S A DAMN THING
WRONG WITH THEM.
280
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,820
- OH.
BUT IF THIS IS WHAT
281
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,354
YOU WANT TO DO,
THEN I'M BEHIND YOU.
282
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,958
- AND DID I MENTION
I'M GETTING THAT DONE TOO?
283
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,861
- MAKE ROOM, BOYS.
- AH, LITTLE DEBBIE!
284
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,163
- YOU'VE COME HOME.
- YEAH, JUST LIKE A BOOMERANG,
285
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,099
OR LASSIE.
HA HA.
286
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,001
- IT'S JUST LIKE NORMA DESMOND,
MAKING HER COMEBACK.
287
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,836
- I BELIEVE
IT WAS A RETURN.
288
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,137
- OH, I WAS JUST PASSING BY,
289
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,371
SO I THOUGHT
I'D POKE MY HEAD IN
290
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,539
AND SEE HOW
THINGS ARE GOING.
291
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,909
- OH, THINGS ARE GOING GREAT.
292
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,844
- YEAH?
293
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,445
- I MEAN...YOU KNOW,
294
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,380
IT SURE ISN'T
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
295
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,249
- OH.
- UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
296
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,852
- WELL,
SINCE I'VE STOPPED WORKING,
297
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,554
CARL AND I ARE GETTING
PLENTY OF EXERCISE,
298
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,056
IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
299
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,026
- YEAH, IT DRIFTS
ALL THE WAY TO MY ROOM.
300
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,095
- SO I BOUGHT MYSELF
A NEW WARM-UP SUIT.
301
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,133
- YEAH, THAT'LL WARM HIM UP,
ALL RIGHT.
302
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,868
- DEAR GOD,
303
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,038
IT'S LIKE A GLORY HOLE
FOR STRAIGHTS.
304
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,339
[laughter]
305
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,941
- OKAY, HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
306
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,575
HEY, DEB.
WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
307
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,445
- I--
A...COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.
308
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,013
HI, LORETTA.
I-I JUST...
309
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,414
I JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE--
- EXCUSE ME.
310
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,083
HOLD THAT THOUGHT
FOR ONE SECOND.
311
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,152
SPINACH SALAD, DRESSING
ON THE SIDE FOR THE QUEER GUY.
312
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,054
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
AND A VANILLA SHAKE
313
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,022
FOR THE TEDDY BEAR.
- THANKS, LOVE.
314
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,824
- ARE YOU SURE
YOU SHOULD BE EATING ALL THAT?
315
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,493
- HEY, WHAT GOES IN TODAY
GETS SUCKED OUT TOMORROW.
316
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,963
- OH, I'M SORRY, DEB,
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
317
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,430
- YEAH, I WAS JUST ASKING,
YOU KNOW,
318
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,899
HOW THINGS WERE GOING.
319
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,034
- HEY, LORETTA,
YOU GOT ANY EQUAL?
320
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,437
- YEAH. WONDER WOMAN.
[laughter]
321
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,840
I'M DOING FUCKING GREAT.
- SHE'S DOING FUCKING GREAT.
322
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,375
- IN FACT, IF I DIDN'T KNOW
ANY BETTER,
323
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,077
I'D SWEAR IT WAS YOU.
324
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,512
- YEAH. ME TOO.
- SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
325
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,582
PINK PLATE SPECIAL TODAY
IS CODFISH BALLS.
326
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,117
WHAT'D THEY DO
WITH THE REST OF THE CODFISH?
327
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,521
[laughter]
328
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,924
- UM, I'LL HAVE
A BOWL OF PEA SOUP.
329
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,092
AND PLEASE DON'T
TELL ME THAT--
330
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,593
- PETE PISSED IN IT.
331
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,229
- HEY, LO.
WHERE'S MY TUNA WRAP?
332
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,065
- ANY GUY EATING TUNA HERE
IS IN THE WRONG JOINT.
333
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,867
I'LL BRING YOU
CHICKEN NOODLE.
334
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,336
[both chuckling]
335
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,138
- OH, SHE'S A HOOT,
ISN'T SHE?
336
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,141
- [chuckling]
YEAH.
337
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,043
HOOT AND A HALF.
338
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,014
- SO HOW WAS REHEARSAL?
339
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,548
- OH, IT'S CALLED PRACTICE.
340
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,250
- RIGHT.
- I KEPT MY KICK DOWN.
341
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,352
- AND HIS HEAD UP.
- AND I BEAT MY BEST TIME
342
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,954
BY 2/10 OF A SECOND.
343
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,488
- THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE.
RIGHT ON.
344
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,957
WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO COME
TO THE PERFORMANCE.
345
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,525
I'LL BE THERE,
FRONT ROW CENTER.
346
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,560
- IT'S A MEET.
AND THEY'RE CALLED BLEACHERS.
347
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,962
- YEAH.
- HEY, UP TILL NOW,
348
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,430
ALL I KNEW ABOUT SWIMMING
349
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,298
WAS FROM WATCHING
ESTHER WILLIAMS FILMS WITH MA.
350
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167
DID YOU EVER SEE THE ONE WHERE
SHE RISES UP OUT OF THE WATER
351
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,535
WITH THE SPARKLERS
COMING OUT OF HER HEAD?
352
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,537
- HEY, BOYS.
- HEY, BRIAN.
353
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,805
COME ON, PAL, LET'S GO CARB UP.
[mouthing]
354
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,012
- DO YOU MIND
IF I PUT THIS UP?
355
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,515
- "HARD HEROES NIGHT"?
356
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,518
- EVERY SUPERHERO FANTASY
YOU EVER HAD
357
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,155
COME TRUE.
358
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,023
- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'M NOT SURE IT'S APPROPRIATE
359
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,424
FOR MY YOUNGER CLIENTELE.
360
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,560
- WELL, IF YOUR YOUNGER
CLIENTELE'S DROOLING
361
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,262
OVER THOSE BULGING BICEPS
362
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,264
AND BOUNTIFUL BASKETS
THE WAY YOU DID,
363
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,266
THEY'RE GOING TO GROW UP
TO BE FAGS ANYWAY.
364
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,301
SO...WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
365
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,203
- YEAH, OKAY.
366
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,342
- I EXPECT YOU
TO BE THERE.
367
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,544
- DON'T THINK SO.
368
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,313
WHAT WITH WORK
AND FIXING UP THE HOUSE,
369
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,182
THESE DAYS,
WE GET TO BED PRETTY EARLY.
370
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,584
- IT'S SUPERHEROES, MIKEY.
371
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,456
IT'S SUPERMAN-ON-SUPERMAN
ACTION.
372
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,695
- I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
373
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,297
I'LL COME CHECK OUT
YOUR NEW PLACE
374
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,631
IF YOU COME
CHECK OUT OURS.
375
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,466
- MM.
TCH.
376
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,336
JUST LIKE WHEN WE SHOWED
EACH OTHER OUR DICKS.
377
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,105
DEAL.
378
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,739
- BEN AND I ARE HAVING
OUR NEW NEIGHBORS OVER
379
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,308
FOR DINNER TOMORROW.
380
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,243
WHY DON'T YOU
AND JUSTIN JOIN US?
381
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:47,447
- UM...FABULOUS.
382
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,715
I'LL BRING A BOTTLE.
383
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,716
- RED WOULD BE NICE.
384
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,685
- I MEANT POPPERS.
385
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,190
[door opens,
bells jingle]
386
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,191
[door closes]
387
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,127
- INTERESTING.
388
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,064
NOT BAD. HMM.
389
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,333
THIS ONE IS INTRIGUING.
390
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,734
I'D ALWAYS RESPONDED
TO THE RAW,
391
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,104
UNFINISHED QUALITY
OF YOUR WORK.
392
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,639
- IS THAT A COMPLIMENT,
393
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,474
OR ARE YOU
LETTING ME DOWN EASY?
394
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,775
- WELL, IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
IF I'D CONSIDER YOU
395
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,211
FOR THE EMERGING
ARTISTS SHOW,
396
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,746
THE ANSWER IS YES.
397
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,683
- OH, THANKS, LINZ.
398
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,019
BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
399
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,687
- I DON'T CONSIDER IT
BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF,
400
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,656
PROVIDED THE WORK
IS GOOD...
401
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,093
AND THAT
WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
402
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,627
- WHY WOULDN'T WE BE?
403
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,530
- OFTENTIMES
WHEN COUPLES BREAK UP,
404
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,633
FRIENDS GRAVITATE
TOWARDS ONE PERSON OR THE OTHER.
405
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,302
SO I WOULDN'T BE
SURPRISED OR HURT
406
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,239
IF YOU DECIDED
TO GRAVITATE TOWARDS MEL.
407
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,175
WELL...
408
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,779
ACTUALLY, I WOULD.
- HMM.
409
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,647
I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
410
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,386
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN...
WELL, MEL AND LINZ.
411
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,388
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING
WHEN I FIRST MET BRIAN,
412
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,722
YOU TWO WERE THERE FOR ME.
413
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:07,060
A SHOULDER TO CRY ON,
A COUCH TO SLEEP ON.
414
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,063
I COULD NEVER TAKE SIDES.
415
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,066
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
416
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:17,170
- WELL, THERE'S ONE THING
MEL AND I STILL AGREE ON...
417
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,173
IT'S THAT WE FEEL
THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU.
418
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,544
I'M JUST SORRY YOU HAD
TO WITNESS OUR PERFORMANCE.
419
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,846
- OH, PLEASE.
BRIAN AND I HAVE HAD
420
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,817
A COUPLE OF ACADEMY AWARD
WINNERS OURSELVES.
421
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,419
SO...
422
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,155
IS THERE ANY CHANCE
YOU AND MEL MIGHT...
423
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,324
- GET BACK TOGETHER?
424
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,726
I WAS HOPING AT FIRST
WE COULD.
425
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,729
THAT WE'D MAKE UP
AND ALL WOULD BE FORGIVEN.
426
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,435
BUT NOW...
427
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:53,340
I GUESS YOU WOULD CALL THAT
MAGICAL THINKING.
428
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,076
- OH, YOU NEVER KNOW.
429
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:04,784
- WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD
DEFINITELY CONSIDER THIS ONE.
430
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,187
THE EXUBERANCE.
431
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,222
THE OPTIMISM.
432
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,196
- YOU'RE GETTING AN 8 1/2,
A 10, AND A 13-INCH SKILLET.
433
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,865
PLUS YOU'RE GETTING A WEIGHTED
PRESS THAT ALLOWS YOU...
434
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,201
- I'M OFF TO MAKE SURE
THE SCHNAGELS ARE STILL ALIVE
435
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,270
FOR THEIR 60TH
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
436
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,138
THEN TO THE STUDIO
FOR QUEER GUY.
437
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,207
DON'T FORGET TO WATCH.
438
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,409
- I'M WARMING UP THE SET.
439
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,778
- LOOK AT YOU,
LOUNGING IN YOUR CAFTAN
440
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,680
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE AFTERNOON.
441
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,883
INSTEAD OF WALKING OFF
YOUR TIRED FEET AT THE DINER.
442
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,518
- IT'S THE DREAM
OF A LIFETIME.
443
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,653
- [chuckles]
444
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,623
- YEAH, I'M HERE.
I WANT THE GRIDDLE.
445
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,891
AND THAT LAST ITEM,
446
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,360
THE--THE OLIVE...
THE OLIVE PITTER.
447
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,263
AND I WANT THE CITRUS SLICER
AND THE--AND THE NUT CHOPPER.
448
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:54,367
AND THROW IN THE DUTCH OVEN
AND THE CHEESE GRATER.
449
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,902
- SO IT WORKS OUT VERY...
450
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,639
- WOW, THAT--THAT HAUL
TOOK YOU LESS THAN 15 SECONDS.
451
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,575
MUST BE A NEW RECORD.
452
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,911
SO WHAT'S WRONG?
453
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,247
- WHY SHOULD ANYTHING
BE WRONG?
454
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,781
LIKE YOU SAID,
LOOK AT ME.
455
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,451
I'M THE HAPPIEST WOMAN
IN THE WORLD.
456
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,386
I'VE GOT ENDLESS HOURS
AT MY DISPOSAL,
457
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,788
I CAN EAT ALL
THE FUCKING ICE CREAM I WANT,
458
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,658
I CAN ORDER
TO MY HEART'S CONTENT ON QVC.
459
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,394
I ALMOST ORDERED A LLAMA.
460
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,531
SO WHY SHOULD
ANYTHING BE WRONG?
461
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,333
EXCEPT THAT...
462
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,468
BITCH STOLE MY ACT!
463
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,471
- WHICH BITCH?
464
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,872
- WHICH BITCH DO YOU THINK?
465
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,408
TH-THAT PYE PERSON.
466
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,944
SHE WAS SO INNOCENT
AT FIRST.
467
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,479
"I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
468
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,715
I DON'T HAVE
ANY EXPERIENCE."
469
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,485
MAN.
SHE HUSTLED ME.
470
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,354
SHE HUSTLED ME GOOD.
471
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,289
AND--AND I FELL FOR IT!
472
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,758
NOW SHE'S...
SHE'S WEARING MY T-SHIRTS
473
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,727
AND MY VEST WITH MY BUTTONS.
474
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:02,302
I SHOULD HAVE HER ARRESTED
FOR IDENTITY THEFT.
475
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,371
- YOU KNOW...
476
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,440
I THINK YOU'RE JUST HAVING
WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS,
477
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,442
THAT'S ALL.
478
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,378
REMEMBER,
YOU WANTED TO LEAVE.
479
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,645
IT WAS YOUR DECISION.
480
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,514
AND AS FOR LORETTA,
481
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,318
SHE'S JUST CARRYING ON
YOUR LEGACY.
482
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,587
KEEPING
THE TRADITION ALIVE.
483
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,722
IF IT WERE ME, I'D CONSIDER IT
THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY.
484
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,258
- OR THE LOWEST FORM
OF IMITATION.
485
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,361
- DON'T BE ANGRY.
BE PROUD.
486
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,864
PASS ON THE MANTLE
WITH DIGNITY.
487
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,634
ALWAYS DIGNITY.
488
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,038
AND DON'T ORDER A LLAMA.
I'M ALLERGIC.
489
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,975
[TV hosts continue
in background]
490
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,352
- DIGNITY.
491
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,654
ALWAYS DIGNITY.
492
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,393
[whipped cream whooshing]
493
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,063
- IT'S AMAZING...
494
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,498
- THAT I'VE BEEN
SOAPING YOUR CRACK
495
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,400
FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES
496
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,437
AND YOU HAVEN'T
ASKED ME TO FUCK YOU?
497
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,639
- THAT YOU AND I
WOULD BE TOGETHER
498
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,774
AND MELANIE AND LINDSAY
WOULD BE APART.
499
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:19,379
- WELL, WHO KNOWS WHAT WONDERS
THE FATES HAVE IN STORE.
500
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:23,550
- I MEAN, IF THEY CAN'T
MAKE IT, WHO CAN?
501
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,652
- DING, DING, DING, DING.
502
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,987
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS:
NO ONE.
503
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,789
- YEAH.
STOP BEING CYNICAL.
504
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,393
- I'M NOT BEING CYNICAL,
I'M BEING...
505
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,827
- REALISTIC.
506
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:38,665
- DO YOU MIND
IF I FINISH MY OWN SENTENCES?
507
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,533
I DESPISE
WHEN COUPLES DO THAT.
508
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,068
- HA, DID YOU HEAR THAT,
RUBBER DUCKY?
509
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,670
HE SAID "COUPLES."
510
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,339
I SHOULD QUIT
WHILE I'M AHEAD.
511
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,108
- BUT NOT
BEFORE YOU GIVE ME SOME...
512
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,678
- MON AMOUR.
- "MON AMOUR."
513
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,415
I LOVE HOW OTHER PEOPLE'S
TRAGIC MARITAL PLIGHT
514
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,017
MAKES YOU ROMANTIC.
515
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,586
- HARD.
516
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,987
- CHRIST.
517
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,689
WHAT A BIG BONER.
518
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,090
- [laughs]
519
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,493
ALL THE BETTER...
- TO FUCK ME WITH?
520
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,495
- WHAT DID I JUST
WARN YOU ABOUT?
521
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,464
- ABOUT FINISHING
EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES?
522
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,869
- MARRIAGE IS
A DOOMSDAY MACHINE,
523
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,972
DESTINED TO SELF-DESTRUCT.
524
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,843
FORTUNATELY, HOWEVER,
FOR YOU AND I,
525
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,480
WE'LL BE SPARED
SUCH A DISMAL FATE.
526
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,454
- "LIFE IS JUST
A BOWL OF FAIRIES."
527
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:38,491
- IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
528
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,993
- WELL, THANKS.
529
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,463
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A
LITTLE PISSED ABOUT MY NEW LOOK.
530
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,499
- I LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK.
I LOVED IT ON ME.
531
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,469
- [laughs]
532
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,137
- AND I'M PROUD OF YOU
533
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,540
FOR DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB
AT THE DINER, SO...
534
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:57,043
- WELL, IT'S EASY WHEN YOU
HAVE SUCH A GREAT TEACHER.
535
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,647
- YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
536
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,616
- UH...
537
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185
YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
I'M, UH...
538
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,554
I'M LEAVING.
539
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,089
- YEAH? FOR THE WEEKEND?
540
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,924
- NO. FOR GOOD.
541
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,496
MY GODDAMN SISTER TOLD
MY GODDAMN HUSBAND DARRELL
542
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,764
WHERE I AM.
543
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,899
NOW HE'S COMING TO GET ME.
544
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,501
- SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
545
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,035
- I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
TO FIGURE THAT OUT YET,
546
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,638
BUT I KNOW I CAN'T BE HERE
WHEN HE SHOWS UP.
547
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,107
- NOW, JUST HOLD ON.
YOU ALSO CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY.
548
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,510
- I CAN, AND I AM.
549
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:34,581
- WHEN THE ASSHOLE SHOWS UP,
JUST TELL HIM TO GO FUCK OFF.
550
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,517
- YOU DO NOT TELL
DARRELL PYE TO FUCK OFF.
551
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,118
NO, SIR, NO WAY.
552
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,588
AND THAT'S A FACT.
- WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
553
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,955
WHEREVER YOU GO,
HE'S GOING TO FIND YOU
554
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,092
THE NEXT TIME TOO.
555
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,461
- SO WHAT DO I DO?
556
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,065
- I'LL GIVE YOU
ANOTHER T-SHIRT.
557
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,934
YOU CAN WEAR IT
WHEN HE ARRIVES.
558
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,470
- AND WHAT DOES
THAT ONE SAY?
559
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,539
- IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
560
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,708
IT'S GOT THIS ON IT.
561
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,445
DARRELL WILL GET
THE MESSAGE.
562
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,017
- [sighs]
563
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,487
[chatter, laughter]
564
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,090
- AND IF YOU WANT
TULIPS THIS SPRING,
565
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,759
YOU HAVE TO PLANT
THE BULBS NOW.
566
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,594
THE SAME WITH HYACINTHS.
567
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,564
- ELI'S THE GARDENER
IN THE FAMILY, I'M THE CHEF.
568
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,733
- AND ROSE BUSHES ON EACH SIDE
OF THE FRONT WALK
569
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,701
WOULD LOOK FABULOUS.
570
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:31,037
- I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS A KID
571
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:34,240
PLANTING PANSIES
IN THE FRONT YARD WITH MY MOM.
572
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,908
- AND LOOK WHAT BLOOMED.
573
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,644
- WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE GARDENER,
574
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,045
AND WHICH ONE
IS THE CHEF?
575
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,713
- I REALLY LIKE COOKING.
576
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:44,684
- AND I LOVE PLANTING
MY SEED IN SOME HOLE.
577
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,756
I-IN THE GROUND.
578
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,926
- BY THE WAY,
I BROUGHT YOU THAT PETITION.
579
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,762
- OH, YEAH, GREAT.
WE'LL BE HAPPY TO SIGN.
580
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,630
- WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE CITY
TO PUT IN SPEED BUMPS.
581
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,131
- THE WAY THAT SOME PEOPLE
COME RACING DOWN THE STREET,
582
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,168
YOU'D THINK
IT WAS A DRAG STRIP.
583
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,036
- I DOUBT BRIAN'S
VERY INTERESTED IN SPEED BUMPS.
584
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,271
- ON THE CONTRARY.
585
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,674
SPEED BUMPS
ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT,
586
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,276
ESPECIALLY
BEFORE YOU GO OUT DANCING.
587
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,546
- WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO,
BRIAN?
588
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,615
- HE'S PRESIDENT
AND CEO OF KINNETIK,
589
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,817
THE TOP ADVERTISING AGENCY
IN PITTSBURGH.
590
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,886
- I'M ALSO PRESIDENT
AND CEO OF BABYLON,
591
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,888
THE TOP GAY DANCE CLUB
IN PITTSBURGH.
592
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,155
- BABYLON.
593
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,291
WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE
IN YEARS.
594
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:28,160
- WELL, YOU TWO
SHOULD COME BY
595
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,029
AS MY PERSONAL GUESTS.
596
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:34,100
- I HARDLY THINK BABYLON
SUITS OUR LIFESTYLE.
597
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,703
- CAN I GET
ANYBODY ANYTHING?
598
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,038
- WHICH LIFESTYLE IS THAT,
MONTY?
599
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,306
- I-I'M MONTY.
600
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:43,676
- WHICH LIFESTYLE IS THAT,
MONTY?
601
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,645
- WELL, THESE DAYS, UH...
602
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,981
WE PREFER TO SPEND QUIET TIME
AT HOME WITH OUR KIDS.
603
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:52,685
- RATHER THAN IN A ROOM
FULL OF DRUGGED-UP PETER PANS.
604
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,320
- [chuckling]
YOU KNOW,
605
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,088
SO MANY COUPLES
I SPEAK TO THESE DAYS
606
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,790
FEEL THAT WAY.
[sniffs]
607
00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,059
THAT'S WHY I'M STARTING
MONOGAMOUS MONDAYS.
608
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,994
[chuckling]
609
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,330
- BRIAN'S A REAL KIDDER.
610
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,232
- I HARDLY THINK THE KIND OF
PROMISCUOUS BEHAVIOR
611
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,200
THAT BABYLON PROMOTES
IS A LAUGHING MATTER.
612
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,269
- OH, COME ON, FELLAS,
613
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,938
DON'T TELL ME
THAT AFTER...
614
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,973
HOW MANY DID YOU SAY,
TEN YEARS TOGETHER,
615
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,075
YOU HAVEN'T HAD
A LITTLE EXTRAMARITAL ASS?
616
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,077
- BRIAN.
[mouthing]
617
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,212
- ACTUALLY, WE NEVER HAVE.
618
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,015
IT'S CALLED BEING IN
A MATURE, LOVING RELATIONSHIP.
619
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,751
- THAT'S CALLED BEING DEAD.
620
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:28,721
- HOW ABOUT YOU HELP ME
WITH DESSERT?
621
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,991
- FIRST...
PRESENTS.
622
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:35,361
NOW...
623
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,664
HOPE YOU BOYS
DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE.
624
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,773
- YOU BOUGHT US A SLING?
625
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,908
- YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE FURNISHING A PLAYROOM.
626
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,243
- NOT THAT KIND
OF PLAYROOM.
627
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,180
- OH.
628
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:58,751
STILL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET
HOURS OF ENJOYMENT FROM IT.
629
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,658
SO WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
630
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,729
[starter pistol fires]
631
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,164
[cheers and applause]
632
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,203
- IN OUR HOME,
IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS.
633
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,404
- YOU GOT TO LET IT GO,
MICHAEL.
634
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,439
- I KNOW,
LIVE IN THE NOW.
635
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,810
WELL, RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO
HOLD BRIAN'S HEAD UNDER WATER.
636
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,378
- ATTAGIRL, CALLIE!
- WAY TO GO, HONEY!
637
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,983
- YOU CAN DO IT!
638
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,956
[cheering]
[whistle blows]
639
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,925
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GOOD GIRL.
640
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,760
- CLEAR THE LANES.
641
00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,228
- IT'S CALLIE'S PARENTS
MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES.
642
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,931
- JUST IGNORE THEM.
WE'RE HERE FOR HUNTER.
643
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,200
- NEXT UP,
BOYS' 50-METER FREESTYLE.
644
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,102
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S US.
- YEP. YEP.
645
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,709
[background chatter]
646
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,045
- SWIMMERS, ON YOUR MARKS.
647
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,179
GET SET.
648
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,281
[starter pistol fires]
649
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:09,321
[crowd shouting]
650
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,957
- GO, HUNTER!
651
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,059
- COME ON, PAL.
COME ON.
652
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,928
- GO, GO, GO!
- WHOO!
653
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,464
- GO. GO!
654
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:21,267
- COME ON, HUNTER.
655
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,110
COME ON, HUNTER, DIG.
656
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,414
- GO, GO, GO.
657
00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:37,984
- YEAH. YEAH!
[whistle blows]
658
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,819
- HE WON!
- YEAH.
659
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:43,722
- HUNTER WON!
- SHH, SHH, SHH.
660
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,868
- HUNTER, A-ARE YOU OKAY?
661
00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,138
- CHRIST, I THINK
HE HURT HIMSELF.
662
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,306
- OH, SHIT.
HEY.
663
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:02,208
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE BLEEDING.
664
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,143
COACH, HUNTER'S HURT!
665
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,112
- CALLIE, DON'T!
- DON'T TOUCH HIM!
666
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,313
- GET OUT OF THE POOL,
HONEY!
667
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,981
- OH, MY GOD.
- HE'S GOT AIDS.
668
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,884
GET OUT OF THERE!
- EVERYBODY, OUT. NOW!
669
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,421
EVERYBODY, OUT.
670
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,126
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- COME ON, PAL,
671
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,527
LET'S GO GET THAT LOOKED AT.
672
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,831
[crowd murmuring]
673
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,577
- THAT'S A NICE NOSE.
674
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,080
NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL A CHIN.
675
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,949
[sighs]
676
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,417
TEDDY, IF YOU DON'T GET
THESE CHEEKS, I WILL.
677
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,019
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
678
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,055
- I THINK
I'M GOING TO PUKE.
679
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,923
- I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?
680
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,424
DIDN'T I WARN YOU
NOT TO GORGE YOURSELF?
681
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,961
- IT'S NOT THAT.
LOOK AT ME.
682
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,429
I LOOK LIKE A COW CHART
IN THE BUTCHER SHOP.
683
00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,599
- JUST THINK,
WHEN THEY REVEAL THE NEW YOU,
684
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,368
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WOMAN
WITH THE HARELIP
685
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,036
AND THE HUMP
ON EXTREME MAKEOVER,
686
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,371
YOU'LL BE WEEPING WITH JOY.
687
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,472
- [scoffs]
688
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,943
- [moaning]
689
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,917
- I'VE NEVER HAD
ANY SURGERY BEFORE.
690
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,052
I STILL HAVE EVERYTHING
INTACT, YOU KNOW.
691
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,955
MY--MY APPENDIX,
MY TONSILS.
692
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,391
- FORESKIN.
- MY WISDOM TEETH.
693
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,860
THIS WILL BE MY FIRST TIME
UNDER THE KNIFE.
694
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,595
- PISH! IT'S NOTHING.
695
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,197
- YOU CAN SIT THERE
AND PISH ALL YOU WANT.
696
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,999
I'M THE ONE
ABOUT TO SUFFER SEVERE PAIN
697
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,335
FOR THE SAKE OF A NEW ME.
698
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,971
WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE
THE NEW ME?
699
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,472
- WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
700
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,209
YOU'LL HAVE
A 30-INCH WAIST,
701
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,945
CROW'S FEET
THAT HAVE FLOWN THE COOP,
702
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,513
UH, CHEEKBONES
TO DIE FOR.
703
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,015
- I'M NOT GETTING CHEEKBONES.
704
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,349
SHOULD I HAVE
GOTTEN CHEEKBONES?
705
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:53,219
OH, GOD.
OH, MAYBE BRIAN'S RIGHT.
706
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,354
MAYBE THIS OBSESSION
WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY
707
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,423
IS SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL,
NARCISSISTIC...
708
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,625
- WE'RE FAGS,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
709
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,160
BEING OBSESSED
WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY
710
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,962
IS OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT.
711
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,531
- SHOULD I PULL OUT?
712
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:09,101
- YOU'RE SERIOUSLY ASKING ME
THAT QUESTION?
713
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,170
TEDDY, FOR AS LONG
AS I HAVE KNOWN YOU,
714
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,240
YOU HAVE NEVER FELT GOOD,
REALLY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
715
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,242
SO IF A FEW INCISIONS
716
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,244
AND A LITTLE FAT-SUCKING
IS WHAT IT TAKES
717
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:19,545
FOR YOU TO FINALLY
BE ABLE
718
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,180
TO LOOK
IN A MIRROR AND SMILE,
719
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,383
THEN I SAY IT'S NOT SHALLOW
AND SUPERFICIAL.
720
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,452
IT'S A BLESSING.
721
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:31,557
- THANK YOU, EM.
722
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:35,161
- MR. SCHMIDT?
723
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,029
- WELL, GO ON.
724
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,565
DR. DE MILLE IS READY
FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP.
725
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,344
- OKAY, OKAY,
DIAPERS, POWDER,
726
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:56,215
BOO-BOO BEAR, LOTION.
727
00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:00,086
LOTION.
WHERE'S THE LOTION?
728
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,388
- THERE'S ENOUGH
FOR A NUDIST COLONY.
729
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,223
- YEAH, WHEN THERE'S
A BABY, BE PREPARED.
730
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,226
- SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SCOUT.
731
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,196
IT WAS A JOKE.
732
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,631
- ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS EXPRESS MY MILK.
733
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:16,035
- WHEN'S MICHAEL
PICKING HER UP?
734
00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,970
- TOMORROW.
735
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,440
- MEL.
- HE JUST BETTER KNOW
736
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:25,377
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DOING.
- WE'LL FIND OUT.
737
00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,113
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,
738
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:29,248
WHY DOESN'T GUS STAY
WITH YOU TOMORROW NIGHT?
739
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,716
- HOT DATE?
740
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,584
- NO. I JUST THOUGHT
IT'D BE NICE FOR YOU
741
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,454
TO HAVE SOME COMPANY.
- OH, SO I WON'T BE LONELY?
742
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,190
THANKS, BUT AS MUCH
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM HERE,
743
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,591
I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
744
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,093
- IT'S NOT PITY.
745
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,494
- NO, IT'S YOU
BEING GRACIOUS.
746
00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,530
MAKING THE GRAND GESTURE.
747
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:45,764
- I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO THINK OF YOU.
748
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,066
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE DONE THAT
749
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,600
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
750
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,236
- [sighs]
751
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:53,672
GUS, HONEY,
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.
752
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,408
[clears throat]
I HOPE IT GOES WELL TOMORROW,
753
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,344
DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK.
754
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,079
- WE DIDN'T PLAY YET.
755
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,347
- COME ON, GUS.
WE'VE GOT TO GO.
756
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,349
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO.
757
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,616
- PUT ON YOUR COAT, HONEY.
758
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,454
- NO!
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
759
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,360
- TWO HOURS
FOR A FUCKING BAND-AID.
760
00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,362
GOOD THING
I WASN'T DECAPITATED.
761
00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,164
I'D BE SITTING
IN THAT GODDAMN EMERGENCY ROOM
762
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,766
HOLDING MY HEAD ALL NIGHT.
- HA. WE'RE HOME NOW.
763
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,135
- GO UPSTAIRS AND RELAX.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
764
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:26,038
- RELAX?
- YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION.
765
00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:27,773
THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU...
- I'M FINE.
766
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,508
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH ME.
767
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,111
EXCEPT THANKS
TO CALLIE'S ASSHOLE FATHER
768
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,113
AND CUNT MOTHER...
- HEY.
769
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,514
- WELL, SHE IS!
770
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,116
NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
THINKS I HAVE AIDS.
771
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,518
- YOU DON'T HAVE AIDS.
YOU HAVE HIV.
772
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,053
- DON'T TELL ME,
TELL THEM.
773
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:42,788
EXCEPT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO...
774
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:46,392
'CAUSE I'M NEVER
GOING BACK THERE.
775
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,261
- YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.
776
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:50,796
- YEAH, RIGHT!
- THERE'S NOT.
777
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,264
YOUR COACH SAID HE'S GOING
TO TALK TO EVERYONE,
778
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,699
EXPLAIN THAT
YOU CAN'T GET THE VIRUS
779
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:57,569
FROM A FEW DROPS OF BLOOD
IN A CHLORINATED POOL.
780
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,305
- IF YOU WANT TO TAKE
THE DAY OFF TOMORROW,
781
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,539
THAT'S FINE BY US.
782
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,141
BUT SOONER OR LATER,
783
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,409
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO GO BACK.
784
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,077
- YEAH, AND WHEN YOU DO,
YOU CAN TELL THEM
785
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:08,480
YOU'RE THE 50-METER
FREESTYLE CHAMPION.
786
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,716
- [sighs]
787
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,086
- [grunting]
788
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,854
- THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE FLYING
789
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,224
MAGNIFICENTLY
THROUGH THE AIR.
790
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:21,293
SUPERHEROES,
NOT TWO CRASH-TEST DUMMIES
791
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,162
IN A HYUNDAI FACTORY.
792
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,197
TRY IT AGAIN.
- IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
793
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,698
- "PRETTY GOOD"
IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
794
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,435
WHEN MICHAEL SEES IT,
I WANT HIM TO LOSE HIS MIND
795
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:33,105
AND HIS BREATH
AND HIS BLADDER CONTROL.
796
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,706
- AND THEN WHAT?
797
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:39,178
COME RUNNING BACK TO BABYLON
WHERE HE BELONGS?
798
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,179
IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.
799
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:42,181
HE'S HAPPY WHERE HE IS.
800
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,716
- GAY MEN CANNOT
LIVE ON TULIP BEDS
801
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,386
AND SPEED BUMPS ALONE.
802
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,655
SOONER OR LATER,
THE SERENGETI WILL CALL,
803
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,458
AND HE'LL PACE
RESTLESSLY IN HIS CAGE,
804
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,593
HOWLING AT THE MOON.
805
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,595
AND THEN HE'LL BREAK FREE
FROM SUBURBIA
806
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,565
AND RETURN TO THE JUNGLE
WHERE HE BELONGS.
807
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,870
OKAY, SPAZ-MAN
AND KLUTZ-BOY,
808
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:06,605
GET IT RIGHT.
809
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,740
- OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
810
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,677
- I NEED ANOTHER MAC AND CHEESE
AND A TURKEY MEAT LOAF.
811
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,645
- EXCUSE ME, MA'AM,
812
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,647
BUT AREN'T YOU GOING
TO TAKE MY ORDER?
813
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,753
- HEY, I DIDN'T ORDER THIS.
814
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,722
- TRY IT.
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
815
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,227
- NOW, HONEY,
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
816
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:31,497
I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW TRULY
AND DEEPLY SORRY I AM
817
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,132
FOR OUR LITTLE SPAT.
818
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,902
HOW'S YOUR JAW?
819
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:38,570
- WELL, I CAN CHEW
THE SALISBURY STEAK
820
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,639
IN THIS PLACE,
SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY.
821
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,241
- [chuckles]
822
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,709
LOOK,
I KNOW I LOST MY TEMPER.
823
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,811
I PROMISE
I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
824
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,180
- THAT'S WHAT
YOU ALWAYS SAY.
825
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:51,217
- COME ON.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME.
826
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,453
- DARRELL, I...
- LOOK,
827
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,522
Y-Y-YOU DON'T
HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
828
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,290
I FORGIVE YOU.
829
00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:02,228
- YOU FORGIVE ME?
830
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,829
- YEAH.
FORGET ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
831
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,798
HMM?
JUST GET YOUR COAT...
832
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,735
- I DON'T WANT
TO FORGET IT.
833
00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:13,672
I'M NOT GOING BACK HOME.
834
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:17,276
I'M STAYING HERE.
835
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:20,178
- WHAT, SLINGING HASH
IN SOME FAG DINER?
836
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,849
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO
837
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,452
TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
TO BE INDEPENDENT?
838
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,220
YOU KNOW, THAT'D BE FUNNY
839
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,822
IF IT WEREN'T
SO DAMN PITIFUL.
840
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,592
- I'M NOT PITIFUL.
841
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,696
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE PROVING HERE, LORETTA?
842
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,831
THAT YOU CAN LIVE
WITHOUT A MAN?
843
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:43,369
ARE YOU A LEZZIE?
844
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,838
- I AM, DARRELL.
845
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,375
I AM A LESBIAN,
AND I'M NOT ASHAMED.
846
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,543
- WELL, YOU OUGHT TO BE.
847
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:55,981
YOUR PROBLEM'S JUST
THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
848
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,649
GETTING ENOUGH RECENTLY.
849
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,251
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT, SWEETHEART.
850
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,853
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
851
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,455
- NOW,
WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME?
852
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,391
- I TOLD YOU.
- AND I'M TELLING YOU
853
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,927
MY TRUCK IS PARKED OUTSIDE.
NOW, LET'S GO!
854
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,228
[door slams]
855
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,732
WHAT THE--
856
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,934
- EXACTLY WHAT PART
OF "FUCK OFF"
857
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,737
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
858
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:21,640
- I'M THE ONE
WITH THE BASEBALL BAT.
859
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,876
- THIS IS BETWEEN ME
AND MY WIFE.
860
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,878
- AND SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
861
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,014
ONLY YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT
THROUGH YOUR HEAD,
862
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,816
SO MAYBE MY FRIEND HERE
CAN HELP.
863
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:34,353
- LET'S GO. COME ON.
- NO!
864
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,622
I SAID NO!
865
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:41,393
YOU ARE NOT A NICE PERSON,
DARRELL.
866
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:44,763
YOU DON'T TREAT ME
WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE...
867
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:48,834
AND I DON'T LOVE YOU
ANYMORE.
868
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,607
- I HOPE YOU HEARD HER
THIS TIME.
869
00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,913
NOW YOU BETTER LEAVE
BEFORE ME AND MY FAG FRIENDS
870
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:05,417
BEAT THE LIVING SHIT
OUT OF YOU.
871
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,835
[door opens, slams]
872
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,976
[overlapping chatter]
873
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:47,659
- HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
- I'LL LIVE.
874
00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:53,899
- LOOK, I'M SORRY
FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
875
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,601
- WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
876
00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,503
I'M THE ONE
WHO'S STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE
877
00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:01,440
NO ONE
WOULD EVER FIND OUT.
878
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,908
- HEY, CALLIE,
879
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:03,875
WHAT ARE YOU WASTING
YOUR TIME FOR?
880
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,444
HE'S A FAG.
881
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,778
- I HEAR THE WAY HE GOT AIDS
882
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,013
WAS LETTING OLD GEEZERS
FUCK HIM UP THE ASS
883
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,481
FOR CASH.
884
00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:11,583
- YOU TOLD.
885
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,585
- NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T.
886
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,855
- HEY, FAGGOT, HERE'S 5 BUCKS.
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY COCK?
887
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,591
- I CHARGE WAY MORE THAN THAT
FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.
888
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,493
- LUCAS, STOP IT.
- YOU WANT TO GET AIDS?
889
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:22,628
THEN GO ON.
HIT ME.
890
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:25,597
GET MY BLOOD
ALL OVER YOU!
891
00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:26,998
- COME ON. COME ON.
892
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,767
- FAGGOT.
893
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,737
[class bell rings]
894
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,939
- ARE YOU OKAY?
895
00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,199
[dramatic music]
896
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,901
*
897
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,638
- I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T
PROMISE YOU SCHMIDT.
898
00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:08,907
HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY
IN TOWN.
899
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,676
EVEN I WANT TO FUCK HIM.
900
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,678
TED?
901
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,080
TEDDY?
902
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,115
- [drugged voice]
I'M SORRY, BRIAN.
903
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,518
YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.
904
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,587
- TEDDY.
905
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,821
TED.
906
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,891
[singsong]
TEDDY.
907
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,128
IT'S ME, EM.
908
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,598
- AHH. I MUST HAVE
BEEN DREAMING.
909
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,065
- HMM. I'LL SAY.
910
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,001
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
911
00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,604
- LIKE I WAS HIT
BY A BUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD
912
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,472
AND THEN STEPPED ON
BY AN ELEPHANT.
913
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,074
- [chuckles]
- HOW DO I LOOK?
914
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:46,545
- A TAD...PUFFY.
915
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,814
BUT THE DOCTOR SAID,
"GIVE IT A FEW DAYS,
916
00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:51,249
AND YOU'LL BE GORGEOUS."
917
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,151
- OH, RIGHT.
918
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,154
THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME
THROUGH THIS, EM.
919
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,724
- HMM, PLEASE.
WHEN I PULL MY JOAN RIVERS,
920
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,892
YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE
WITH ME.
921
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,963
NOW, YOU LIE THERE
AND REST, OKAY?
922
00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,933
AND REMEMBER,
NO PEEKING.
923
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:24,149
- NO PEEKING.
924
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,117
[sighs]
925
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,119
FUCK NO PEEKING.
926
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,756
THE WAY I FEEL...
[grunts]
927
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,858
I'M ALLOWED TO PEEK.
928
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:37,896
[groaning]
929
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,153
[screaming]
930
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,290
[A Dream of You and Me plays]
931
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,893
- OHH.
- DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
932
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:11,062
- PISSED AS HELL.
[giggles]
933
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,698
WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M GOING TO BE
934
00:42:12,731 --> 00:42:14,800
IF I HAVE
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
935
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:18,303
- ME TOO.
936
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,639
both: ANOTHER SHOOTER!
937
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:24,309
[both laughing]
938
00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:26,044
- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
939
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:30,649
FOR TELLING THAT FORMER ASSHOLE
OF YOURS TO FUCK OFF.
940
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:33,719
- WELL, I NEVER COULD'VE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR BIG BAT.
941
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,654
- BIGGER THAN HIS,
I'LL BET.
942
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,823
- YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
943
00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:42,728
- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
AFRAID OF HIM ANYMORE.
944
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,365
- I DON'T KNOW
HOW I CAN EVER REPAY YOU, DEB.
945
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,701
- FOR WHAT?
946
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:52,337
- WELL, FIRST YOU GIVE ME
A NEW LIFE, AND...
947
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:55,273
AND THEN YOU SAVE IT.
948
00:42:55,306 --> 00:43:00,245
- HONEY, YOU DON'T OWE ME
A DAMN THING.
949
00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:03,348
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU OWE YOURSELF.
950
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:06,718
HAPPINESS.
951
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,353
YOU'VE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT,
952
00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:10,689
AND YOU DESERVE IT.
953
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,091
- SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH?
954
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:15,927
- SOMEONE
WHO'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT.
955
00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,599
[exhales]
956
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,304
I THINK I BETTER GO HOME
BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP.
957
00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,873
- ME TOO.
958
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:29,374
I, UH, HAVE THE EARLY SHIFT
AT THE DINER.
959
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:32,043
- WELL, WHEN YOU
OPEN UP THE PLACE,
960
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,713
THINK OF ME IN BED.
961
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,114
- I WILL.
962
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:37,916
- * BY THE SEA
963
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,919
* A DREAM OF YOU,
A DREAM OF ME *
964
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,389
* WE LIVE AND LOVE
BY THE SEA *
965
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,291
* A DREAM OF YOU
966
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:49,861
- LOVE YOU.
967
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:53,064
- YOU TOO.
968
00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:56,134
BYE.
- BYE.
969
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,437
- * WE LIVE AND LOVE
BY THE SEA *
970
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,273
- THERE'S BREAST MILK,
STERILIZED BOTTLES, DIAPERS,
971
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,210
BOTTLE WARMER,
HER BLANKET.
972
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,878
- WE HAVE BLANKETS.
- SHE'S SLEPT WITH THIS ONE
973
00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:08,814
EVERY NIGHT
SINCE SHE WAS BORN.
974
00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:11,783
IT'S AN ANTIQUE
LINDSAY BOUGHT FOR HER.
975
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:17,823
- WE'LL SEE
SHE SLEEPS WITH IT.
976
00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:21,159
- OH, AND, UH, HERE ARE
THE FEEDING INSTRUCTIONS.
977
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,828
IT'S PRETTY MUCH
EVERY THREE HOURS
978
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:25,163
OR WHEN SHE'S HUNGRY.
979
00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:28,199
SHE'LL LET YOU KNOW.
980
00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:31,369
OH, AND MAKE SURE
THE MILK'S WARM BUT NOT TOO HOT.
981
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:41,312
- HIYA.
982
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,081
[Jenny cooing]
983
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:49,087
- SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
OR THERE'S ANY QUESTIONS...
984
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,322
- YEAH, WE'LL CALL.
985
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,323
- HI.
986
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:53,792
HEY.
- HEY.
987
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,226
[Jenny fussing]
988
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,997
- AW.
[shushing]
989
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,966
BYE-BYE, PRECIOUS.
990
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:07,338
- [whispers] HI.
- HEY.
991
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,207
- HI.
- HI.
992
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,009
- * LET'S PUMP IT UP
SKY HIGH *
993
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,377
* LET'S THUMP IT UP,
OH, MY *
994
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,379
* LET'S BUMP IT UP
TO THE SKY *
995
00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:16,481
* HEY HEY HEY
996
00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:18,116
* LET'S SHAKE IT UP
ON THE FLOOR *
997
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,018
* LET'S TAKE IT OUT,
OUT THE DOOR *
998
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,087
* HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHAT FOR? *
999
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,156
* IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE
1000
00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:32,998
*
1001
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,505
* IT DOESN'T,
DOESN'T, DOESN'T *
1002
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,140
*
1003
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,943
* DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE
1004
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:55,320
*
1005
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:33,358
- HE MIGHT STILL COME.
1006
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,029
- FUCK HIM.
1007
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,432
MORE CAPED CRUSADERS
FOR US.
1008
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,568
- * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP,
PUMP IT UP *
1009
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:45,303
* PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP,
PUMP IT UP *
1010
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:47,038
* PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP
1011
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,573
* PUMP IT, PUMP IT,
PUMP IT *
1012
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:50,942
* PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT,
PUMP IT, PUMP IT *
1013
00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:53,044
* PUMP IT, PUMP IT,
PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT *
1014
00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:55,313
*
1015
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,982
* LET'S PUMP IT UP
1016
00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,583
* LET'S THUMP IT UP
1017
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:02,387
* LET'S BUMP IT UP
1018
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,590
* LET'S SHAKE IT UP,
LET'S SHAKE IT UP *
1019
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:07,959
* HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1020
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:15,967
*
1021
00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,411
* PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP
1022
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,948
* PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP,
PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP *
1023
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:33,484
* PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP,
PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT *
1024
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:37,288
* PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT,
PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT *
1025
00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:38,489
* PUMP IT UP
1026
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:42,027
*
1027
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:44,529
* PUMP IT UP,
LET'S, LET'S, LET'S *
1028
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:48,166
* LET'S PUMP IT UP,
LET'S THUMP IT UP *
1029
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,035
* LET'S BUMP IT UP
1030
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,970
*
1031
00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:55,506
* LET'S SHAKE IT UP,
LET'S SHAKE IT UP *
1032
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,976
* HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1033
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:05,917
*
73018
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