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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,646 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,647 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,589 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,471 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,550 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,287 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 8 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,657 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,829 [I'll Be Your Man plays] 10 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,166 * 11 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:10,171 [men moaning] 12 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,206 * 13 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,443 - * I'LL BE YOUR MAN, I'LL BE YOUR MAN * 14 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:19,313 * 15 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:25,186 * I'LL BE THERE TO RIDE YOU ALL THE WAY * 16 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:28,656 * I'LL BE YOUR MAN, I'LL BE YOUR MAN * 17 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,592 * AND I CAN SET YOU FREE 18 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,228 * 19 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:38,532 * I'LL BE THERE TO KEEP THE DOGS AT BAY * 20 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,369 - I KNOW EVERYBODY SAYS TUSCANY, BUT THE AMALFI COAST... 21 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,404 - HMM, POSITANO, RAVELLO... - OH, MY GOD. 22 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,506 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN. 23 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,208 - AND NOT TO MENTION THE MEN. 24 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,676 - [chuckling] - NO, LET'S MENTION THE MEN. 25 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,144 - I MEAN, IS THERE ANY ITALIAN 26 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,879 WITH LESS THAN AN 8-INCH COCK? 27 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,514 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER? 28 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,216 - FOUR WEEKS. - FOUR YEARS. 29 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,251 - YOU GUYS GOTTA GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT. 30 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,652 - IT'S COMPLICATED. - OBVIOUSLY. 31 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,489 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - GOING ON TEN YEARS. 32 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,258 - SHIT. THAT'S AMAZING. HOW DO YOU DO IT? 33 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,626 - I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO HEAR THIS. 34 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,795 - COMMUNICATION. - HONESTY. 35 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,231 - RESPECT. - AND A LOT OF FUCKING AROUND. 36 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,166 - A COUPLE THAT PLAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER. 37 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,901 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS SAID. 38 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,903 NOTHING WILL KILL A MARRIAGE FASTER THAN MONOGAMY. 39 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,905 - YEAH, I TRIED THAT FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS. 40 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,240 - NEARLY SPLIT US UP. 41 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,774 HE STARTED LYING, SNEAKING AROUND. 42 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,643 - HE CAUGHT ME FUCKING THE NEIGHBOR. 43 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,944 - BUT INSTEAD OF KICKING HIM OUT, I THOUGHT, 44 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,247 "THIS GUY'S HOT," SO I JOINED THEM. 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,915 - SOLVED ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS. 46 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,251 - IN THESE SORRY TIMES OF FAGGOTS HURLING THEMSELVES 47 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,186 LIKE LEMMINGS INTO THE SEA OF MATRIMONY, 48 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:35,456 IT'S REFRESHING TO FIND A COUPLE WHO ARE HUNG 49 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,858 BUT NOT HUNG UP. 50 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,861 - SO HOW ABOUT WE HOOK UP AGAIN? 51 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:45,666 - WE HAVE A STRICT RULE NOT TO SEE ANYONE TWICE. 52 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,636 BUT SINCE THERE ARE TWO OF YOU... 53 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,840 [door closes] 54 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,318 [Jenny cooing] 55 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,434 - [exhales] 56 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,704 - * WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING * 57 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,308 * MAYBE SUNSHINE AND MAYBE RAIN * 58 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,310 - OKAY, I AM A LOWLY WRITER-PROFESSOR, 59 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,312 FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, NOT AN M.I.T. GRADUATE. 60 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,846 YOU NEED AN ADVANCED DEGREE 61 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,648 TO PUT THIS FUCKING CRIB TOGETHER. 62 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,317 - YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH 63 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,253 THAT POTTY MOUTH OF YOURS ONCE J.R. ARRIVES. 64 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,854 IT'S OFFICIAL. 65 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,523 ACCORDING TO THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, 66 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,325 I NOW HAVE 1/3 CUSTODY OF MY DAUGHTER. 67 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,727 - OH, CONGRATULATIONS. OH. 68 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,596 - [chuckles] 69 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,632 COULD'VE HAD MORE IF BRIAN HADN'T STUCK HIS NOSE IN. 70 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,734 - HEY, HEY, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 71 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,004 - HE'S THE ONE WHO CONVINCED LINDSAY TO FIGHT FOR CUSTODY. 72 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,739 HE PAID FOR HER GODDAMN LAWYER. 73 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,807 - WELL, SHE'S J.R.'S MOTHER TOO. 74 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,941 IT'S ONLY FAIR. 75 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,644 - [sighs] I SUPPOSE. 76 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,714 SO NOW WE GET TO SPLIT A BABY THREE WAYS. 77 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,352 - YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS SHE'S LOVED AND CARED FOR, 78 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,388 I'M SURE IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 79 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,924 WOULD YOU HELP ME PUT THIS THING TOGETHER 80 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,793 BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING-- 81 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,532 YES. BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND. 82 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,534 - YOUR EGGS ARE UP. 83 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,370 WHEAT OR RYE? BUTTERED OR DRY? 84 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,505 - UH, RYE, DRY. - RYE, DRY. 85 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,575 - SWEETHEART. - YEAH, HON. 86 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,544 - WILL YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE? 87 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:39,813 STOP WAITING ON ME LIKE I WAS IN THE DINER? 88 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,815 - I GUESS OLD HABITS DIE HARD. 89 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,718 YOU WANTED, UH, BACON, EXTRA CRISPY. 90 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,087 - IF YOU DON'T STOP... - [chuckling] 91 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,656 - I'M NOT LEAVING YOU A TIP. 92 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,792 - OH, AND I WAS COUNTING ON A BIG ONE TONIGHT. 93 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:55,396 - HONEY, YOU'RE GETTING MORE THAN JUST THE TIP. 94 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,664 [laughter] 95 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,066 - WHY, CARL HORVATH. 96 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,734 - THE MORE I'M AROUND YOU, 97 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,538 THE MORE I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF YOU. 98 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,407 YOU'RE NOT BORED, ARE YOU? 99 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,476 - OF FUCKING OUR BRAINS OUT? 100 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,810 - NO. NOT WORKING. 101 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:13,414 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 102 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,417 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAITED SO LONG. 103 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,420 I FINALLY HAVE MY LIFE ALL TO MYSELF. 104 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,622 - SO WHAT'S ON OUR LADY OF LEISURE'S AGENDA 105 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,723 FOR TODAY? 106 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,560 - OH, A MATINEE, A PINTER PLAY. 107 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,629 PERHAPS A PIECE OF MAHLER. 108 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,998 - PIECE OF WHAT? - [laughing] 109 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,700 THANK GOD HANGING AROUND LIBERTY AVENUE 110 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,102 MADE YOU A SEX MANIAC AND NOT A SHOW-TUNE QUEEN. 111 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,605 [laughter] 112 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,874 UM, I'M GOING TO GO BUY SOME PAJAMAS. 113 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,576 ALL OF MINE SEEM TO BE DISAPPEARING. 114 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,978 - THAT'S BECAUSE I TOOK THEM. 115 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,980 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 116 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,618 IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE-- A CROSS-DRESSER! 117 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,653 - YOU'RE SEXIER WITHOUT THEM. 118 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,121 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, DON'T YOU? 119 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,889 IT IS GRAND THEFT PAJAMAS. 120 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,991 I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED. 121 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,927 BUT... 122 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,362 I PREFER TO HAVE YOU WORK IT OFF. 123 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,502 - MORNING, BRIAN. 124 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,903 I GOT THOSE FILES WE TALKED ABOUT. 125 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,873 THE GERBER ACCOUNTS, THE GREENWALD ACCOUNTS, 126 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,042 AND PAYROLL. 127 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,144 YEAH, I WAS UP TILL, OH, 1:00 IN THE MORNING, 128 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,480 BUT I GOT EVERYTHING ALL SIGNED AND SEALED. 129 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:22,082 HUH, NOW THERE'S REALLY NOTHING LEFT TO DO 130 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,051 FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. I'M, UH... 131 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,753 I'M KIND OF FREE AS A BIRD. 132 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,087 [chuckles] 133 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,624 LISTEN, UH... [clears throat] 134 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,060 I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME OFF. 135 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,195 - VACATION? - NAH. 136 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,897 - SABBATICAL? - NAH. 137 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,432 - DRUG BINGE? - [chuckles] 138 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,801 A-A SMALL MEDICAL PROCEDURE. 139 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,636 - FINALLY GETTING THAT PENILE ENLARGEMENT? 140 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,772 [laughter] 141 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,074 WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? - TOMORROW. 142 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,677 I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE, BUT THEY HAD A CANCELLATION. 143 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,445 THEY SAID THEY COULD FIT ME IN. 144 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,646 BUT, LOOK, I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK. 145 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,915 TEN DAYS, TOPS. 146 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,050 - SO WHAT ARE YOU HAVING DONE? 147 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,688 - WHAT--WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M HAVING ANYTHING DONE? 148 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,556 - OH, THE ENDLESS HOURS YOU SPEND 149 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:06,159 PULLING YOUR FACE BACK, SMOOTHING YOUR STOMACH. 150 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,531 SPILL. 151 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,834 - OH, YOU KNOW, NOTHING MAJOR. 152 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,537 BROW LIFT, BLEPHAROPLASTY ON MY UPPER AND LOWER EYELIDS, 153 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,472 PRECISION CONTOUR LIPOSUCTION ON MY GUT. 154 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,673 [muttering] 155 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,075 - WHAT PRICE BEAUTY? [scoffs] 156 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,844 - IT AIN'T CHEAP. 157 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,246 HOWEVER, UH, THEY ARE SUCKING MY CHIN OUT FOR FREE. 158 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,215 - OH! 159 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,617 [laughs] 160 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,084 OH, THE WAY GAY MEN 161 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,120 ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY. 162 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,822 AN ENTIRE SUBCULTURE CONVINCED 163 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,157 THAT THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS IS NO LOVE HANDLES. 164 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,560 HOW PATHETIC. 165 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,495 HOW TRAGIC. 166 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,863 HOW PROFITABLE. 167 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,231 - [sighs] GO AHEAD, 168 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,166 MOCK MY ENDEAVOURS AT SELF-IMPROVEMENT. 169 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,168 BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT ALL OF US ARE AS LUCKY AS YOU. 170 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,003 WE ALL CAN'T BE BRIAN KINNEY. 171 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,972 THE REST OF US POOR SCHLUBS, WE HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD 172 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,774 TO LOOK HALF AS GOOD. - I'M SORRY, THEODORE. 173 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,043 I DON'T MEAN TO IMPUGN YOUR NOBLE EFFORTS. 174 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,112 I JUST THINK YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE... 175 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,782 NOT GETTING THAT PENILE ENLARGEMENT. 176 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,117 - [sighs] 177 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,888 - OH, SHE'S SO ADORABLE. 178 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,189 CAN I TAKE HER HOME? 179 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,025 - SURE. WHY NOT? EVERYBODY ELSE IS. 180 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,127 [door opens] 181 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,263 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GUEST. 182 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,932 - HUH. JUSTIN'S NOT A GUEST. 183 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,668 AND DIDN'T WE AGREE YOU'RE GOING TO RING THE BELL, 184 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,769 NOT JUST POP IN? 185 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,771 - HEY, LINDSAY. 186 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,874 MM. - HELLO, JUSTIN. 187 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,142 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BACK FROM L.A. 188 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,744 - I KNOW. I WAS PLANNING ON CALLING, 189 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,046 BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR NEW NUMBER. 190 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,183 - I'M SURE BRIAN COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU. 191 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:39,186 - UM, SO HOW'S GUS? 192 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,956 - GUS IS DOING GREAT. HE'S GROWING AS WE SPEAK. 193 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,692 HE'S EVEN STARTED TO READ. 194 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,160 - OH, YOU GO AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS, 195 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,630 AND EVERYTHING CHANGES. 196 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,799 - NO SHIT. 197 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,768 - I HAVE FALLEN HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 198 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,336 - SHE'S PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE. - YEAH. 199 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,205 - OH, I FOUND THIS FLEECE SLEEPER FOR THE BABY. 200 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,308 IT'S STARTING TO GET CHILLY. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 201 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,810 - I GOT THREE-- ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME, 202 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:03,811 AND ONE FOR WHEN SHE'S WITH MICHAEL. 203 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,312 - YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME? 204 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,848 - WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SURE SHE'S TAKEN CARE OF. 205 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,717 - WELL, YOU'VE SEEN TO THAT. THANKS TO YOU, 206 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,852 I HAVE TO HAND MY DAUGHTER OVER TO SOME STRANGER. 207 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,320 - MICHAEL'S HARDLY A STRANGER. 208 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,955 - OH, HE MIGHT AS WELL BE. 209 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,724 WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT TAKING CARE OF AN INFANT? 210 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,058 SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME INSTEAD OF BEING 211 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,860 TOSSED AROUND LIKE A FUCKING FOOTBALL. 212 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,662 - MAYBE I BETTER GO. - NO. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEA, 213 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,063 GOD DAMN IT. - I'LL GET IT. 214 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,832 - YOU DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, REMEMBER? 215 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,667 - OF COURSE. HOW COULD I FORGET? - YEAH, WELL, 216 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,201 IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME AND DONE WHAT I SAID, 217 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,369 WE WOULDN'T BE PLAYING THIS GAME OF "BABY, BABY, 218 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,940 WHO'S GOT THE BABY?" 219 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,142 - THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING YOU, ISN'T IT? 220 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,744 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BABY 221 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,078 OR THE CUSTODY AGREEMENT. 222 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,347 IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU, MELANIE MARCUS, 223 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,882 NOT GETTING HER WAY, 224 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,884 NOT HAVING COMPLETE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING. 225 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,186 WELL, TOUGH SHIT. YOU DON'T. 226 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,091 SO GET USED TO IT. [kettle whistling] 227 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,994 - UM, I'LL GET THE TEA. 228 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,368 - DIG! 229 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,270 DIG. COME ON, PULL. 230 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,740 FINISH IT OFF. 231 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,645 - HOW'D I DO? - 2/10 OF A SECOND 232 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,313 OFF YOUR PERSONAL BEST. - FUCKING "A"! 233 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,182 IT'S 'CAUSE I'M NAILING THOSE FLIP TURNS. 234 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,416 - BET YOU 10 BUCKS YOU'LL PLACE. 235 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,251 - THINK SO? - KNOW SO. 236 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,921 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S GATHER UP, LET'S GO. 237 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,323 GOOD PRACTICE. VERY GOOD. 238 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,992 YOU SWIM THIS HARD IN TWO DAYS, 239 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,927 AND WE'LL HOLD OUR HEADS HIGH AT THE MEET. 240 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,730 NOW, GO GET A GOOD MEAL, GET SOME SLEEP, 241 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,999 AND DON'T STRAIN ANYTHING. 242 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,166 ARE YOU WINNERS? all: YEAH. 243 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,935 - I ASKED YOU, ARE YOU WINNERS? 244 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,770 all: YEAH! - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 245 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,206 AND PUT AWAY THE TOYS BEFORE YOU SCRUB DOWN. 246 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,208 YEAH, I GOT TO SAY, AT FIRST I HAD MY DOUBTS, 247 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,442 BUT HUNTER'S COMING THROUGH GANGBUSTERS. 248 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,044 - AW, I ALWAYS KNEW HE COULD DO IT. 249 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,779 HE JUST NEEDED SOME INCENTIVE, SOME SUPPORT... 250 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,414 FRIENDS. - AND HAVING A PARENT 251 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,082 THAT'S WILLING TO TAKE THE TIME TO WORK WITH HIM. 252 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,351 - HMM. THANKS. APPRECIATE IT, COACH. 253 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,786 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE MEET. 254 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,054 [overlapping chatter] 255 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,789 - NICE TRY. I'LL GET YOU SOON, MAN. 256 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,925 - HE'LL CATCH YOU... - YEAH, RIGHT, NEXT TIME. 257 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,960 - YOU'LL BE LICKING MY TOES. 258 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,428 - GOOD SWIM. 259 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,864 - YEAH. THANKS. YOU TOO. 260 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:10,838 - YO, HUNT, YOU COMING? - YEAH. 261 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,306 - HEY, HUNTER, WE'RE GOING. - WAIT UP. 262 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,242 [indistinct chatter] - CALLIE... 263 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,210 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK MY GETTING A LITTLE WORK DONE 264 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,113 IS A FRIVOLOUS EXPENSE, A FOOLISH EXERCISE IN VANITY. 265 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,949 HOWEVER-- - I JUST HAD 266 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,317 THE MOST FABULOUS IDEA FOR MY NEXT SEGMENT. 267 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,854 THE QUEER GUY FOLLOWS YOU 268 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,822 THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE SURGERY. 269 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,357 EVERY LITTLE SNIP AND CLIP. 270 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,795 THEN I BRING YOU ON MY SHOW 271 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,697 FOR THE BIG REVEAL. 272 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:44,838 OR I GO WITH MY AVOCADO NIGHT-REPAIR MASK 273 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,273 AS PLANNED. 274 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,342 - STICK WITH THE GUACAMOLE. - [clicks tongue] 275 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,278 - BUT PROMISE ME, NO MATTER HOW I COME OUT, 276 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,946 YOU'LL STILL LOVE ME. 277 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,247 - HONEY, I NEVER LOVED YOU 278 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,883 FOR YOUR LOOKS TO BEGIN WITH. 279 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,285 NOT THAT THERE'S A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THEM. 280 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,820 - OH. BUT IF THIS IS WHAT 281 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,354 YOU WANT TO DO, THEN I'M BEHIND YOU. 282 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,958 - AND DID I MENTION I'M GETTING THAT DONE TOO? 283 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,861 - MAKE ROOM, BOYS. - AH, LITTLE DEBBIE! 284 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,163 - YOU'VE COME HOME. - YEAH, JUST LIKE A BOOMERANG, 285 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,099 OR LASSIE. HA HA. 286 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,001 - IT'S JUST LIKE NORMA DESMOND, MAKING HER COMEBACK. 287 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,836 - I BELIEVE IT WAS A RETURN. 288 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,137 - OH, I WAS JUST PASSING BY, 289 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,371 SO I THOUGHT I'D POKE MY HEAD IN 290 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,539 AND SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING. 291 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,909 - OH, THINGS ARE GOING GREAT. 292 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,844 - YEAH? 293 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,445 - I MEAN...YOU KNOW, 294 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,380 IT SURE ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. 295 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,249 - OH. - UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 296 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,852 - WELL, SINCE I'VE STOPPED WORKING, 297 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,554 CARL AND I ARE GETTING PLENTY OF EXERCISE, 298 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,056 IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. 299 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,026 - YEAH, IT DRIFTS ALL THE WAY TO MY ROOM. 300 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,095 - SO I BOUGHT MYSELF A NEW WARM-UP SUIT. 301 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,133 - YEAH, THAT'LL WARM HIM UP, ALL RIGHT. 302 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,868 - DEAR GOD, 303 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,038 IT'S LIKE A GLORY HOLE FOR STRAIGHTS. 304 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,339 [laughter] 305 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,941 - OKAY, HERE YOU GO, BOYS. 306 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,575 HEY, DEB. WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 307 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,445 - I-- A...COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO. 308 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,013 HI, LORETTA. I-I JUST... 309 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,414 I JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE-- - EXCUSE ME. 310 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,083 HOLD THAT THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND. 311 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,152 SPINACH SALAD, DRESSING ON THE SIDE FOR THE QUEER GUY. 312 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,054 CHILI CHEESE FRIES AND A VANILLA SHAKE 313 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,022 FOR THE TEDDY BEAR. - THANKS, LOVE. 314 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,824 - ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE EATING ALL THAT? 315 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,493 - HEY, WHAT GOES IN TODAY GETS SUCKED OUT TOMORROW. 316 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,963 - OH, I'M SORRY, DEB, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 317 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,430 - YEAH, I WAS JUST ASKING, YOU KNOW, 318 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,899 HOW THINGS WERE GOING. 319 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,034 - HEY, LORETTA, YOU GOT ANY EQUAL? 320 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,437 - YEAH. WONDER WOMAN. [laughter] 321 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,840 I'M DOING FUCKING GREAT. - SHE'S DOING FUCKING GREAT. 322 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,375 - IN FACT, IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, 323 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,077 I'D SWEAR IT WAS YOU. 324 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,512 - YEAH. ME TOO. - SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 325 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,582 PINK PLATE SPECIAL TODAY IS CODFISH BALLS. 326 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,117 WHAT'D THEY DO WITH THE REST OF THE CODFISH? 327 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,521 [laughter] 328 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,924 - UM, I'LL HAVE A BOWL OF PEA SOUP. 329 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,092 AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT-- 330 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,593 - PETE PISSED IN IT. 331 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,229 - HEY, LO. WHERE'S MY TUNA WRAP? 332 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,065 - ANY GUY EATING TUNA HERE IS IN THE WRONG JOINT. 333 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,867 I'LL BRING YOU CHICKEN NOODLE. 334 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,336 [both chuckling] 335 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,138 - OH, SHE'S A HOOT, ISN'T SHE? 336 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,141 - [chuckling] YEAH. 337 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,043 HOOT AND A HALF. 338 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,014 - SO HOW WAS REHEARSAL? 339 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,548 - OH, IT'S CALLED PRACTICE. 340 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,250 - RIGHT. - I KEPT MY KICK DOWN. 341 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,352 - AND HIS HEAD UP. - AND I BEAT MY BEST TIME 342 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,954 BY 2/10 OF A SECOND. 343 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,488 - THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE. RIGHT ON. 344 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,957 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO COME TO THE PERFORMANCE. 345 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,525 I'LL BE THERE, FRONT ROW CENTER. 346 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,560 - IT'S A MEET. AND THEY'RE CALLED BLEACHERS. 347 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,962 - YEAH. - HEY, UP TILL NOW, 348 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,430 ALL I KNEW ABOUT SWIMMING 349 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,298 WAS FROM WATCHING ESTHER WILLIAMS FILMS WITH MA. 350 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167 DID YOU EVER SEE THE ONE WHERE SHE RISES UP OUT OF THE WATER 351 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,535 WITH THE SPARKLERS COMING OUT OF HER HEAD? 352 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,537 - HEY, BOYS. - HEY, BRIAN. 353 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,805 COME ON, PAL, LET'S GO CARB UP. [mouthing] 354 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,012 - DO YOU MIND IF I PUT THIS UP? 355 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,515 - "HARD HEROES NIGHT"? 356 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,518 - EVERY SUPERHERO FANTASY YOU EVER HAD 357 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,155 COME TRUE. 358 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,023 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M NOT SURE IT'S APPROPRIATE 359 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,424 FOR MY YOUNGER CLIENTELE. 360 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,560 - WELL, IF YOUR YOUNGER CLIENTELE'S DROOLING 361 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,262 OVER THOSE BULGING BICEPS 362 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,264 AND BOUNTIFUL BASKETS THE WAY YOU DID, 363 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,266 THEY'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE FAGS ANYWAY. 364 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,301 SO...WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 365 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,203 - YEAH, OKAY. 366 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,342 - I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE. 367 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,544 - DON'T THINK SO. 368 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,313 WHAT WITH WORK AND FIXING UP THE HOUSE, 369 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,182 THESE DAYS, WE GET TO BED PRETTY EARLY. 370 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,584 - IT'S SUPERHEROES, MIKEY. 371 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,456 IT'S SUPERMAN-ON-SUPERMAN ACTION. 372 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,695 - I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 373 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,297 I'LL COME CHECK OUT YOUR NEW PLACE 374 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,631 IF YOU COME CHECK OUT OURS. 375 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,466 - MM. TCH. 376 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,336 JUST LIKE WHEN WE SHOWED EACH OTHER OUR DICKS. 377 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,105 DEAL. 378 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,739 - BEN AND I ARE HAVING OUR NEW NEIGHBORS OVER 379 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,308 FOR DINNER TOMORROW. 380 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,243 WHY DON'T YOU AND JUSTIN JOIN US? 381 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:47,447 - UM...FABULOUS. 382 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,715 I'LL BRING A BOTTLE. 383 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,716 - RED WOULD BE NICE. 384 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,685 - I MEANT POPPERS. 385 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,190 [door opens, bells jingle] 386 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,191 [door closes] 387 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,127 - INTERESTING. 388 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,064 NOT BAD. HMM. 389 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,333 THIS ONE IS INTRIGUING. 390 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,734 I'D ALWAYS RESPONDED TO THE RAW, 391 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,104 UNFINISHED QUALITY OF YOUR WORK. 392 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,639 - IS THAT A COMPLIMENT, 393 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,474 OR ARE YOU LETTING ME DOWN EASY? 394 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,775 - WELL, IF YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I'D CONSIDER YOU 395 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,211 FOR THE EMERGING ARTISTS SHOW, 396 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,746 THE ANSWER IS YES. 397 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,683 - OH, THANKS, LINZ. 398 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,019 BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. 399 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,687 - I DON'T CONSIDER IT BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF, 400 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,656 PROVIDED THE WORK IS GOOD... 401 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,093 AND THAT WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. 402 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,627 - WHY WOULDN'T WE BE? 403 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,530 - OFTENTIMES WHEN COUPLES BREAK UP, 404 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,633 FRIENDS GRAVITATE TOWARDS ONE PERSON OR THE OTHER. 405 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,302 SO I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED OR HURT 406 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,239 IF YOU DECIDED TO GRAVITATE TOWARDS MEL. 407 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,175 WELL... 408 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,779 ACTUALLY, I WOULD. - HMM. 409 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,647 I COULD NEVER DO THAT. 410 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,386 YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN... WELL, MEL AND LINZ. 411 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,388 FROM THE VERY BEGINNING WHEN I FIRST MET BRIAN, 412 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,722 YOU TWO WERE THERE FOR ME. 413 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:07,060 A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, A COUCH TO SLEEP ON. 414 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,063 I COULD NEVER TAKE SIDES. 415 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,066 I LOVE YOU BOTH. 416 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:17,170 - WELL, THERE'S ONE THING MEL AND I STILL AGREE ON... 417 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,173 IT'S THAT WE FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU. 418 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,544 I'M JUST SORRY YOU HAD TO WITNESS OUR PERFORMANCE. 419 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,846 - OH, PLEASE. BRIAN AND I HAVE HAD 420 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,817 A COUPLE OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS OURSELVES. 421 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,419 SO... 422 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,155 IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU AND MEL MIGHT... 423 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,324 - GET BACK TOGETHER? 424 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,726 I WAS HOPING AT FIRST WE COULD. 425 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,729 THAT WE'D MAKE UP AND ALL WOULD BE FORGIVEN. 426 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,435 BUT NOW... 427 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:53,340 I GUESS YOU WOULD CALL THAT MAGICAL THINKING. 428 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,076 - OH, YOU NEVER KNOW. 429 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:04,784 - WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD DEFINITELY CONSIDER THIS ONE. 430 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,187 THE EXUBERANCE. 431 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,222 THE OPTIMISM. 432 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,196 - YOU'RE GETTING AN 8 1/2, A 10, AND A 13-INCH SKILLET. 433 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,865 PLUS YOU'RE GETTING A WEIGHTED PRESS THAT ALLOWS YOU... 434 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,201 - I'M OFF TO MAKE SURE THE SCHNAGELS ARE STILL ALIVE 435 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,270 FOR THEIR 60TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 436 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,138 THEN TO THE STUDIO FOR QUEER GUY. 437 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,207 DON'T FORGET TO WATCH. 438 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,409 - I'M WARMING UP THE SET. 439 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,778 - LOOK AT YOU, LOUNGING IN YOUR CAFTAN 440 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,680 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. 441 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,883 INSTEAD OF WALKING OFF YOUR TIRED FEET AT THE DINER. 442 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,518 - IT'S THE DREAM OF A LIFETIME. 443 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,653 - [chuckles] 444 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,623 - YEAH, I'M HERE. I WANT THE GRIDDLE. 445 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,891 AND THAT LAST ITEM, 446 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,360 THE--THE OLIVE... THE OLIVE PITTER. 447 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,263 AND I WANT THE CITRUS SLICER AND THE--AND THE NUT CHOPPER. 448 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:54,367 AND THROW IN THE DUTCH OVEN AND THE CHEESE GRATER. 449 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,902 - SO IT WORKS OUT VERY... 450 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,639 - WOW, THAT--THAT HAUL TOOK YOU LESS THAN 15 SECONDS. 451 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,575 MUST BE A NEW RECORD. 452 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,911 SO WHAT'S WRONG? 453 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,247 - WHY SHOULD ANYTHING BE WRONG? 454 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,781 LIKE YOU SAID, LOOK AT ME. 455 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,451 I'M THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 456 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,386 I'VE GOT ENDLESS HOURS AT MY DISPOSAL, 457 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,788 I CAN EAT ALL THE FUCKING ICE CREAM I WANT, 458 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,658 I CAN ORDER TO MY HEART'S CONTENT ON QVC. 459 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,394 I ALMOST ORDERED A LLAMA. 460 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,531 SO WHY SHOULD ANYTHING BE WRONG? 461 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,333 EXCEPT THAT... 462 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,468 BITCH STOLE MY ACT! 463 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,471 - WHICH BITCH? 464 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,872 - WHICH BITCH DO YOU THINK? 465 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,408 TH-THAT PYE PERSON. 466 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,944 SHE WAS SO INNOCENT AT FIRST. 467 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,479 "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING. 468 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,715 I DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE." 469 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,485 MAN. SHE HUSTLED ME. 470 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,354 SHE HUSTLED ME GOOD. 471 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,289 AND--AND I FELL FOR IT! 472 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,758 NOW SHE'S... SHE'S WEARING MY T-SHIRTS 473 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,727 AND MY VEST WITH MY BUTTONS. 474 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:02,302 I SHOULD HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR IDENTITY THEFT. 475 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,371 - YOU KNOW... 476 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,440 I THINK YOU'RE JUST HAVING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS, 477 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,442 THAT'S ALL. 478 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,378 REMEMBER, YOU WANTED TO LEAVE. 479 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,645 IT WAS YOUR DECISION. 480 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,514 AND AS FOR LORETTA, 481 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,318 SHE'S JUST CARRYING ON YOUR LEGACY. 482 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,587 KEEPING THE TRADITION ALIVE. 483 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,722 IF IT WERE ME, I'D CONSIDER IT THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY. 484 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,258 - OR THE LOWEST FORM OF IMITATION. 485 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,361 - DON'T BE ANGRY. BE PROUD. 486 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,864 PASS ON THE MANTLE WITH DIGNITY. 487 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,634 ALWAYS DIGNITY. 488 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,038 AND DON'T ORDER A LLAMA. I'M ALLERGIC. 489 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,975 [TV hosts continue in background] 490 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,352 - DIGNITY. 491 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,654 ALWAYS DIGNITY. 492 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,393 [whipped cream whooshing] 493 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,063 - IT'S AMAZING... 494 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,498 - THAT I'VE BEEN SOAPING YOUR CRACK 495 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,400 FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES 496 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,437 AND YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO FUCK YOU? 497 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,639 - THAT YOU AND I WOULD BE TOGETHER 498 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,774 AND MELANIE AND LINDSAY WOULD BE APART. 499 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:19,379 - WELL, WHO KNOWS WHAT WONDERS THE FATES HAVE IN STORE. 500 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:23,550 - I MEAN, IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT, WHO CAN? 501 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,652 - DING, DING, DING, DING. 502 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,987 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: NO ONE. 503 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,789 - YEAH. STOP BEING CYNICAL. 504 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,393 - I'M NOT BEING CYNICAL, I'M BEING... 505 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,827 - REALISTIC. 506 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:38,665 - DO YOU MIND IF I FINISH MY OWN SENTENCES? 507 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,533 I DESPISE WHEN COUPLES DO THAT. 508 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,068 - HA, DID YOU HEAR THAT, RUBBER DUCKY? 509 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,670 HE SAID "COUPLES." 510 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,339 I SHOULD QUIT WHILE I'M AHEAD. 511 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,108 - BUT NOT BEFORE YOU GIVE ME SOME... 512 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,678 - MON AMOUR. - "MON AMOUR." 513 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,415 I LOVE HOW OTHER PEOPLE'S TRAGIC MARITAL PLIGHT 514 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,017 MAKES YOU ROMANTIC. 515 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,586 - HARD. 516 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,987 - CHRIST. 517 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,689 WHAT A BIG BONER. 518 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,090 - [laughs] 519 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,493 ALL THE BETTER... - TO FUCK ME WITH? 520 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,495 - WHAT DID I JUST WARN YOU ABOUT? 521 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,464 - ABOUT FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES? 522 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,869 - MARRIAGE IS A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, 523 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,972 DESTINED TO SELF-DESTRUCT. 524 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,843 FORTUNATELY, HOWEVER, FOR YOU AND I, 525 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,480 WE'LL BE SPARED SUCH A DISMAL FATE. 526 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,454 - "LIFE IS JUST A BOWL OF FAIRIES." 527 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:38,491 - IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 528 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,993 - WELL, THANKS. 529 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,463 BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE PISSED ABOUT MY NEW LOOK. 530 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,499 - I LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK. I LOVED IT ON ME. 531 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,469 - [laughs] 532 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,137 - AND I'M PROUD OF YOU 533 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,540 FOR DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB AT THE DINER, SO... 534 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:57,043 - WELL, IT'S EASY WHEN YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT TEACHER. 535 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,647 - YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 536 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,616 - UH... 537 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185 YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. I'M, UH... 538 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,554 I'M LEAVING. 539 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,089 - YEAH? FOR THE WEEKEND? 540 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,924 - NO. FOR GOOD. 541 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,496 MY GODDAMN SISTER TOLD MY GODDAMN HUSBAND DARRELL 542 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,764 WHERE I AM. 543 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,899 NOW HE'S COMING TO GET ME. 544 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,501 - SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 545 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,035 - I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO FIGURE THAT OUT YET, 546 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,638 BUT I KNOW I CAN'T BE HERE WHEN HE SHOWS UP. 547 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,107 - NOW, JUST HOLD ON. YOU ALSO CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY. 548 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,510 - I CAN, AND I AM. 549 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:34,581 - WHEN THE ASSHOLE SHOWS UP, JUST TELL HIM TO GO FUCK OFF. 550 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,517 - YOU DO NOT TELL DARRELL PYE TO FUCK OFF. 551 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,118 NO, SIR, NO WAY. 552 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,588 AND THAT'S A FACT. - WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 553 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,955 WHEREVER YOU GO, HE'S GOING TO FIND YOU 554 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,092 THE NEXT TIME TOO. 555 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,461 - SO WHAT DO I DO? 556 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,065 - I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER T-SHIRT. 557 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,934 YOU CAN WEAR IT WHEN HE ARRIVES. 558 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,470 - AND WHAT DOES THAT ONE SAY? 559 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,539 - IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING. 560 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,708 IT'S GOT THIS ON IT. 561 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,445 DARRELL WILL GET THE MESSAGE. 562 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,017 - [sighs] 563 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,487 [chatter, laughter] 564 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,090 - AND IF YOU WANT TULIPS THIS SPRING, 565 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,759 YOU HAVE TO PLANT THE BULBS NOW. 566 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,594 THE SAME WITH HYACINTHS. 567 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,564 - ELI'S THE GARDENER IN THE FAMILY, I'M THE CHEF. 568 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,733 - AND ROSE BUSHES ON EACH SIDE OF THE FRONT WALK 569 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,701 WOULD LOOK FABULOUS. 570 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:31,037 - I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID 571 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:34,240 PLANTING PANSIES IN THE FRONT YARD WITH MY MOM. 572 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,908 - AND LOOK WHAT BLOOMED. 573 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,644 - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE GARDENER, 574 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,045 AND WHICH ONE IS THE CHEF? 575 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,713 - I REALLY LIKE COOKING. 576 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:44,684 - AND I LOVE PLANTING MY SEED IN SOME HOLE. 577 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,756 I-IN THE GROUND. 578 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,926 - BY THE WAY, I BROUGHT YOU THAT PETITION. 579 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,762 - OH, YEAH, GREAT. WE'LL BE HAPPY TO SIGN. 580 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,630 - WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE CITY TO PUT IN SPEED BUMPS. 581 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,131 - THE WAY THAT SOME PEOPLE COME RACING DOWN THE STREET, 582 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,168 YOU'D THINK IT WAS A DRAG STRIP. 583 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,036 - I DOUBT BRIAN'S VERY INTERESTED IN SPEED BUMPS. 584 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,271 - ON THE CONTRARY. 585 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,674 SPEED BUMPS ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, 586 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,276 ESPECIALLY BEFORE YOU GO OUT DANCING. 587 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,546 - WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, BRIAN? 588 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,615 - HE'S PRESIDENT AND CEO OF KINNETIK, 589 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,817 THE TOP ADVERTISING AGENCY IN PITTSBURGH. 590 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,886 - I'M ALSO PRESIDENT AND CEO OF BABYLON, 591 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,888 THE TOP GAY DANCE CLUB IN PITTSBURGH. 592 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,155 - BABYLON. 593 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,291 WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN YEARS. 594 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:28,160 - WELL, YOU TWO SHOULD COME BY 595 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,029 AS MY PERSONAL GUESTS. 596 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:34,100 - I HARDLY THINK BABYLON SUITS OUR LIFESTYLE. 597 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,703 - CAN I GET ANYBODY ANYTHING? 598 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,038 - WHICH LIFESTYLE IS THAT, MONTY? 599 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,306 - I-I'M MONTY. 600 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:43,676 - WHICH LIFESTYLE IS THAT, MONTY? 601 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,645 - WELL, THESE DAYS, UH... 602 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,981 WE PREFER TO SPEND QUIET TIME AT HOME WITH OUR KIDS. 603 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:52,685 - RATHER THAN IN A ROOM FULL OF DRUGGED-UP PETER PANS. 604 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,320 - [chuckling] YOU KNOW, 605 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,088 SO MANY COUPLES I SPEAK TO THESE DAYS 606 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,790 FEEL THAT WAY. [sniffs] 607 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,059 THAT'S WHY I'M STARTING MONOGAMOUS MONDAYS. 608 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,994 [chuckling] 609 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,330 - BRIAN'S A REAL KIDDER. 610 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,232 - I HARDLY THINK THE KIND OF PROMISCUOUS BEHAVIOR 611 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,200 THAT BABYLON PROMOTES IS A LAUGHING MATTER. 612 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,269 - OH, COME ON, FELLAS, 613 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,938 DON'T TELL ME THAT AFTER... 614 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,973 HOW MANY DID YOU SAY, TEN YEARS TOGETHER, 615 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,075 YOU HAVEN'T HAD A LITTLE EXTRAMARITAL ASS? 616 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,077 - BRIAN. [mouthing] 617 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,212 - ACTUALLY, WE NEVER HAVE. 618 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,015 IT'S CALLED BEING IN A MATURE, LOVING RELATIONSHIP. 619 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,751 - THAT'S CALLED BEING DEAD. 620 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:28,721 - HOW ABOUT YOU HELP ME WITH DESSERT? 621 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,991 - FIRST... PRESENTS. 622 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:35,361 NOW... 623 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,664 HOPE YOU BOYS DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE. 624 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,773 - YOU BOUGHT US A SLING? 625 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,908 - YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE FURNISHING A PLAYROOM. 626 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,243 - NOT THAT KIND OF PLAYROOM. 627 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,180 - OH. 628 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:58,751 STILL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET HOURS OF ENJOYMENT FROM IT. 629 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,658 SO WHAT'S FOR DESSERT? 630 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,729 [starter pistol fires] 631 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,164 [cheers and applause] 632 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,203 - IN OUR HOME, IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS. 633 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,404 - YOU GOT TO LET IT GO, MICHAEL. 634 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,439 - I KNOW, LIVE IN THE NOW. 635 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,810 WELL, RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO HOLD BRIAN'S HEAD UNDER WATER. 636 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,378 - ATTAGIRL, CALLIE! - WAY TO GO, HONEY! 637 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,983 - YOU CAN DO IT! 638 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,956 [cheering] [whistle blows] 639 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,925 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GOOD GIRL. 640 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,760 - CLEAR THE LANES. 641 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,228 - IT'S CALLIE'S PARENTS MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES. 642 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,931 - JUST IGNORE THEM. WE'RE HERE FOR HUNTER. 643 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,200 - NEXT UP, BOYS' 50-METER FREESTYLE. 644 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,102 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S US. - YEP. YEP. 645 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,709 [background chatter] 646 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,045 - SWIMMERS, ON YOUR MARKS. 647 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,179 GET SET. 648 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,281 [starter pistol fires] 649 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:09,321 [crowd shouting] 650 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,957 - GO, HUNTER! 651 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,059 - COME ON, PAL. COME ON. 652 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,928 - GO, GO, GO! - WHOO! 653 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,464 - GO. GO! 654 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:21,267 - COME ON, HUNTER. 655 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,110 COME ON, HUNTER, DIG. 656 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,414 - GO, GO, GO. 657 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:37,984 - YEAH. YEAH! [whistle blows] 658 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,819 - HE WON! - YEAH. 659 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:43,722 - HUNTER WON! - SHH, SHH, SHH. 660 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,868 - HUNTER, A-ARE YOU OKAY? 661 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,138 - CHRIST, I THINK HE HURT HIMSELF. 662 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,306 - OH, SHIT. HEY. 663 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:02,208 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE BLEEDING. 664 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,143 COACH, HUNTER'S HURT! 665 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,112 - CALLIE, DON'T! - DON'T TOUCH HIM! 666 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,313 - GET OUT OF THE POOL, HONEY! 667 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,981 - OH, MY GOD. - HE'S GOT AIDS. 668 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,884 GET OUT OF THERE! - EVERYBODY, OUT. NOW! 669 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,421 EVERYBODY, OUT. 670 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,126 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - COME ON, PAL, 671 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,527 LET'S GO GET THAT LOOKED AT. 672 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,831 [crowd murmuring] 673 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,577 - THAT'S A NICE NOSE. 674 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,080 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A CHIN. 675 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,949 [sighs] 676 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,417 TEDDY, IF YOU DON'T GET THESE CHEEKS, I WILL. 677 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,019 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 678 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,055 - I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE. 679 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,923 - I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I? 680 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,424 DIDN'T I WARN YOU NOT TO GORGE YOURSELF? 681 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,961 - IT'S NOT THAT. LOOK AT ME. 682 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,429 I LOOK LIKE A COW CHART IN THE BUTCHER SHOP. 683 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,599 - JUST THINK, WHEN THEY REVEAL THE NEW YOU, 684 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,368 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WOMAN WITH THE HARELIP 685 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,036 AND THE HUMP ON EXTREME MAKEOVER, 686 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,371 YOU'LL BE WEEPING WITH JOY. 687 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,472 - [scoffs] 688 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,943 - [moaning] 689 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,917 - I'VE NEVER HAD ANY SURGERY BEFORE. 690 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,052 I STILL HAVE EVERYTHING INTACT, YOU KNOW. 691 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,955 MY--MY APPENDIX, MY TONSILS. 692 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,391 - FORESKIN. - MY WISDOM TEETH. 693 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,860 THIS WILL BE MY FIRST TIME UNDER THE KNIFE. 694 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,595 - PISH! IT'S NOTHING. 695 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,197 - YOU CAN SIT THERE AND PISH ALL YOU WANT. 696 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,999 I'M THE ONE ABOUT TO SUFFER SEVERE PAIN 697 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,335 FOR THE SAKE OF A NEW ME. 698 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,971 WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ME? 699 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,472 - WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 700 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,209 YOU'LL HAVE A 30-INCH WAIST, 701 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,945 CROW'S FEET THAT HAVE FLOWN THE COOP, 702 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,513 UH, CHEEKBONES TO DIE FOR. 703 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,015 - I'M NOT GETTING CHEEKBONES. 704 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,349 SHOULD I HAVE GOTTEN CHEEKBONES? 705 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:53,219 OH, GOD. OH, MAYBE BRIAN'S RIGHT. 706 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,354 MAYBE THIS OBSESSION WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY 707 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,423 IS SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL, NARCISSISTIC... 708 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,625 - WE'RE FAGS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 709 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,160 BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUTH AND BEAUTY 710 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,962 IS OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. 711 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,531 - SHOULD I PULL OUT? 712 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:09,101 - YOU'RE SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT QUESTION? 713 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,170 TEDDY, FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE KNOWN YOU, 714 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,240 YOU HAVE NEVER FELT GOOD, REALLY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. 715 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,242 SO IF A FEW INCISIONS 716 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,244 AND A LITTLE FAT-SUCKING IS WHAT IT TAKES 717 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:19,545 FOR YOU TO FINALLY BE ABLE 718 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,180 TO LOOK IN A MIRROR AND SMILE, 719 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,383 THEN I SAY IT'S NOT SHALLOW AND SUPERFICIAL. 720 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,452 IT'S A BLESSING. 721 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:31,557 - THANK YOU, EM. 722 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:35,161 - MR. SCHMIDT? 723 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,029 - WELL, GO ON. 724 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,565 DR. DE MILLE IS READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP. 725 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,344 - OKAY, OKAY, DIAPERS, POWDER, 726 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:56,215 BOO-BOO BEAR, LOTION. 727 00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:00,086 LOTION. WHERE'S THE LOTION? 728 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,388 - THERE'S ENOUGH FOR A NUDIST COLONY. 729 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,223 - YEAH, WHEN THERE'S A BABY, BE PREPARED. 730 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,226 - SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SCOUT. 731 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,196 IT WAS A JOKE. 732 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,631 - ALL I HAVE TO DO IS EXPRESS MY MILK. 733 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:16,035 - WHEN'S MICHAEL PICKING HER UP? 734 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,970 - TOMORROW. 735 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,440 - MEL. - HE JUST BETTER KNOW 736 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:25,377 WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DOING. - WE'LL FIND OUT. 737 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,113 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, 738 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:29,248 WHY DOESN'T GUS STAY WITH YOU TOMORROW NIGHT? 739 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,716 - HOT DATE? 740 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,584 - NO. I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR YOU 741 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,454 TO HAVE SOME COMPANY. - OH, SO I WON'T BE LONELY? 742 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,190 THANKS, BUT AS MUCH I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM HERE, 743 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,591 I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. 744 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,093 - IT'S NOT PITY. 745 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,494 - NO, IT'S YOU BEING GRACIOUS. 746 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,530 MAKING THE GRAND GESTURE. 747 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:45,764 - I WAS ONLY TRYING TO THINK OF YOU. 748 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,066 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT 749 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,600 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 750 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,236 - [sighs] 751 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:53,672 GUS, HONEY, IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. 752 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,408 [clears throat] I HOPE IT GOES WELL TOMORROW, 753 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,344 DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK. 754 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,079 - WE DIDN'T PLAY YET. 755 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,347 - COME ON, GUS. WE'VE GOT TO GO. 756 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,349 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO. 757 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,616 - PUT ON YOUR COAT, HONEY. 758 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,454 - NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO. 759 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,360 - TWO HOURS FOR A FUCKING BAND-AID. 760 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,362 GOOD THING I WASN'T DECAPITATED. 761 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,164 I'D BE SITTING IN THAT GODDAMN EMERGENCY ROOM 762 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,766 HOLDING MY HEAD ALL NIGHT. - HA. WE'RE HOME NOW. 763 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,135 - GO UPSTAIRS AND RELAX. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 764 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:26,038 - RELAX? - YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION. 765 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:27,773 THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU... - I'M FINE. 766 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,508 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 767 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,111 EXCEPT THANKS TO CALLIE'S ASSHOLE FATHER 768 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,113 AND CUNT MOTHER... - HEY. 769 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,514 - WELL, SHE IS! 770 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,116 NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THINKS I HAVE AIDS. 771 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,518 - YOU DON'T HAVE AIDS. YOU HAVE HIV. 772 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,053 - DON'T TELL ME, TELL THEM. 773 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:42,788 EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE TO... 774 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:46,392 'CAUSE I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE. 775 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,261 - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 776 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:50,796 - YEAH, RIGHT! - THERE'S NOT. 777 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,264 YOUR COACH SAID HE'S GOING TO TALK TO EVERYONE, 778 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,699 EXPLAIN THAT YOU CAN'T GET THE VIRUS 779 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:57,569 FROM A FEW DROPS OF BLOOD IN A CHLORINATED POOL. 780 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,305 - IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE DAY OFF TOMORROW, 781 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,539 THAT'S FINE BY US. 782 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,141 BUT SOONER OR LATER, 783 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,409 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK. 784 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,077 - YEAH, AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU CAN TELL THEM 785 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:08,480 YOU'RE THE 50-METER FREESTYLE CHAMPION. 786 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,716 - [sighs] 787 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,086 - [grunting] 788 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,854 - THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING 789 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,224 MAGNIFICENTLY THROUGH THE AIR. 790 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:21,293 SUPERHEROES, NOT TWO CRASH-TEST DUMMIES 791 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,162 IN A HYUNDAI FACTORY. 792 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,197 TRY IT AGAIN. - IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 793 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,698 - "PRETTY GOOD" IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 794 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,435 WHEN MICHAEL SEES IT, I WANT HIM TO LOSE HIS MIND 795 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:33,105 AND HIS BREATH AND HIS BLADDER CONTROL. 796 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,706 - AND THEN WHAT? 797 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:39,178 COME RUNNING BACK TO BABYLON WHERE HE BELONGS? 798 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,179 IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. 799 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:42,181 HE'S HAPPY WHERE HE IS. 800 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,716 - GAY MEN CANNOT LIVE ON TULIP BEDS 801 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,386 AND SPEED BUMPS ALONE. 802 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,655 SOONER OR LATER, THE SERENGETI WILL CALL, 803 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,458 AND HE'LL PACE RESTLESSLY IN HIS CAGE, 804 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,593 HOWLING AT THE MOON. 805 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,595 AND THEN HE'LL BREAK FREE FROM SUBURBIA 806 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,565 AND RETURN TO THE JUNGLE WHERE HE BELONGS. 807 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,870 OKAY, SPAZ-MAN AND KLUTZ-BOY, 808 00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:06,605 GET IT RIGHT. 809 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,740 - OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 810 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,677 - I NEED ANOTHER MAC AND CHEESE AND A TURKEY MEAT LOAF. 811 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,645 - EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, 812 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,647 BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO TAKE MY ORDER? 813 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,753 - HEY, I DIDN'T ORDER THIS. 814 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,722 - TRY IT. YOU'LL LIKE IT. 815 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,227 - NOW, HONEY, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 816 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:31,497 I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW TRULY AND DEEPLY SORRY I AM 817 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,132 FOR OUR LITTLE SPAT. 818 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,902 HOW'S YOUR JAW? 819 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:38,570 - WELL, I CAN CHEW THE SALISBURY STEAK 820 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,639 IN THIS PLACE, SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY. 821 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,241 - [chuckles] 822 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,709 LOOK, I KNOW I LOST MY TEMPER. 823 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,811 I PROMISE I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 824 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,180 - THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 825 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:51,217 - COME ON. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME. 826 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,453 - DARRELL, I... - LOOK, 827 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,522 Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 828 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,290 I FORGIVE YOU. 829 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:02,228 - YOU FORGIVE ME? 830 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,829 - YEAH. FORGET ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 831 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,798 HMM? JUST GET YOUR COAT... 832 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,735 - I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT. 833 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:13,672 I'M NOT GOING BACK HOME. 834 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:17,276 I'M STAYING HERE. 835 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:20,178 - WHAT, SLINGING HASH IN SOME FAG DINER? 836 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,849 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO 837 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,452 TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, TO BE INDEPENDENT? 838 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,220 YOU KNOW, THAT'D BE FUNNY 839 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,822 IF IT WEREN'T SO DAMN PITIFUL. 840 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,592 - I'M NOT PITIFUL. 841 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,696 - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PROVING HERE, LORETTA? 842 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,831 THAT YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT A MAN? 843 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:43,369 ARE YOU A LEZZIE? 844 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,838 - I AM, DARRELL. 845 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,375 I AM A LESBIAN, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED. 846 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,543 - WELL, YOU OUGHT TO BE. 847 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:55,981 YOUR PROBLEM'S JUST THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN 848 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,649 GETTING ENOUGH RECENTLY. 849 00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,251 I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT, SWEETHEART. 850 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,853 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 851 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,455 - NOW, WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? 852 00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,391 - I TOLD YOU. - AND I'M TELLING YOU 853 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,927 MY TRUCK IS PARKED OUTSIDE. NOW, LET'S GO! 854 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,228 [door slams] 855 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,732 WHAT THE-- 856 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,934 - EXACTLY WHAT PART OF "FUCK OFF" 857 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,737 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 858 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:21,640 - I'M THE ONE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT. 859 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,876 - THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY WIFE. 860 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,878 - AND SHE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 861 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,014 ONLY YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, 862 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,816 SO MAYBE MY FRIEND HERE CAN HELP. 863 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:34,353 - LET'S GO. COME ON. - NO! 864 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,622 I SAID NO! 865 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:41,393 YOU ARE NOT A NICE PERSON, DARRELL. 866 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:44,763 YOU DON'T TREAT ME WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE... 867 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:48,834 AND I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. 868 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,607 - I HOPE YOU HEARD HER THIS TIME. 869 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,913 NOW YOU BETTER LEAVE BEFORE ME AND MY FAG FRIENDS 870 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:05,417 BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. 871 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,835 [door opens, slams] 872 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,976 [overlapping chatter] 873 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:47,659 - HOW'S YOUR HEAD? - I'LL LIVE. 874 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:53,899 - LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED. 875 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,601 - WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR? 876 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,503 I'M THE ONE WHO'S STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE 877 00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:01,440 NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND OUT. 878 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,908 - HEY, CALLIE, 879 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:03,875 WHAT ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME FOR? 880 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,444 HE'S A FAG. 881 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,778 - I HEAR THE WAY HE GOT AIDS 882 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,013 WAS LETTING OLD GEEZERS FUCK HIM UP THE ASS 883 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,481 FOR CASH. 884 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:11,583 - YOU TOLD. 885 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,585 - NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T. 886 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,855 - HEY, FAGGOT, HERE'S 5 BUCKS. WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY COCK? 887 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,591 - I CHARGE WAY MORE THAN THAT FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. 888 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,493 - LUCAS, STOP IT. - YOU WANT TO GET AIDS? 889 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:22,628 THEN GO ON. HIT ME. 890 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:25,597 GET MY BLOOD ALL OVER YOU! 891 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:26,998 - COME ON. COME ON. 892 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,767 - FAGGOT. 893 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,737 [class bell rings] 894 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,939 - ARE YOU OKAY? 895 00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,199 [dramatic music] 896 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,901 * 897 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,638 - I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU SCHMIDT. 898 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:08,907 HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY IN TOWN. 899 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,676 EVEN I WANT TO FUCK HIM. 900 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,678 TED? 901 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,080 TEDDY? 902 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,115 - [drugged voice] I'M SORRY, BRIAN. 903 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,518 YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. 904 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,587 - TEDDY. 905 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,821 TED. 906 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,891 [singsong] TEDDY. 907 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,128 IT'S ME, EM. 908 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,598 - AHH. I MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING. 909 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,065 - HMM. I'LL SAY. 910 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,001 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 911 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,604 - LIKE I WAS HIT BY A BUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD 912 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,472 AND THEN STEPPED ON BY AN ELEPHANT. 913 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,074 - [chuckles] - HOW DO I LOOK? 914 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:46,545 - A TAD...PUFFY. 915 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,814 BUT THE DOCTOR SAID, "GIVE IT A FEW DAYS, 916 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:51,249 AND YOU'LL BE GORGEOUS." 917 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,151 - OH, RIGHT. 918 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,154 THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME THROUGH THIS, EM. 919 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,724 - HMM, PLEASE. WHEN I PULL MY JOAN RIVERS, 920 00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,892 YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH ME. 921 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,963 NOW, YOU LIE THERE AND REST, OKAY? 922 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,933 AND REMEMBER, NO PEEKING. 923 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:24,149 - NO PEEKING. 924 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,117 [sighs] 925 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,119 FUCK NO PEEKING. 926 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,756 THE WAY I FEEL... [grunts] 927 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,858 I'M ALLOWED TO PEEK. 928 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:37,896 [groaning] 929 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,153 [screaming] 930 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,290 [A Dream of You and Me plays] 931 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,893 - OHH. - DID YOU SEE HIS FACE? 932 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:11,062 - PISSED AS HELL. [giggles] 933 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,698 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO BE 934 00:42:12,731 --> 00:42:14,800 IF I HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. 935 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:18,303 - ME TOO. 936 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,639 both: ANOTHER SHOOTER! 937 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:24,309 [both laughing] 938 00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:26,044 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU 939 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:30,649 FOR TELLING THAT FORMER ASSHOLE OF YOURS TO FUCK OFF. 940 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:33,719 - WELL, I NEVER COULD'VE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR BIG BAT. 941 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,654 - BIGGER THAN HIS, I'LL BET. 942 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,823 - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 943 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:42,728 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF HIM ANYMORE. 944 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,365 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN EVER REPAY YOU, DEB. 945 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,701 - FOR WHAT? 946 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:52,337 - WELL, FIRST YOU GIVE ME A NEW LIFE, AND... 947 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:55,273 AND THEN YOU SAVE IT. 948 00:42:55,306 --> 00:43:00,245 - HONEY, YOU DON'T OWE ME A DAMN THING. 949 00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:03,348 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU OWE YOURSELF. 950 00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:06,718 HAPPINESS. 951 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,353 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT, 952 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:10,689 AND YOU DESERVE IT. 953 00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,091 - SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH? 954 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:15,927 - SOMEONE WHO'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT. 955 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,599 [exhales] 956 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,304 I THINK I BETTER GO HOME BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP. 957 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,873 - ME TOO. 958 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:29,374 I, UH, HAVE THE EARLY SHIFT AT THE DINER. 959 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:32,043 - WELL, WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE PLACE, 960 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,713 THINK OF ME IN BED. 961 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,114 - I WILL. 962 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:37,916 - * BY THE SEA 963 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,919 * A DREAM OF YOU, A DREAM OF ME * 964 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,389 * WE LIVE AND LOVE BY THE SEA * 965 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,291 * A DREAM OF YOU 966 00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:49,861 - LOVE YOU. 967 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:53,064 - YOU TOO. 968 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:56,134 BYE. - BYE. 969 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,437 - * WE LIVE AND LOVE BY THE SEA * 970 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,273 - THERE'S BREAST MILK, STERILIZED BOTTLES, DIAPERS, 971 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,210 BOTTLE WARMER, HER BLANKET. 972 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,878 - WE HAVE BLANKETS. - SHE'S SLEPT WITH THIS ONE 973 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:08,814 EVERY NIGHT SINCE SHE WAS BORN. 974 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:11,783 IT'S AN ANTIQUE LINDSAY BOUGHT FOR HER. 975 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:17,823 - WE'LL SEE SHE SLEEPS WITH IT. 976 00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:21,159 - OH, AND, UH, HERE ARE THE FEEDING INSTRUCTIONS. 977 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,828 IT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERY THREE HOURS 978 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:25,163 OR WHEN SHE'S HUNGRY. 979 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:28,199 SHE'LL LET YOU KNOW. 980 00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:31,369 OH, AND MAKE SURE THE MILK'S WARM BUT NOT TOO HOT. 981 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:41,312 - HIYA. 982 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,081 [Jenny cooing] 983 00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:49,087 - SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS OR THERE'S ANY QUESTIONS... 984 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,322 - YEAH, WE'LL CALL. 985 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,323 - HI. 986 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:53,792 HEY. - HEY. 987 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,226 [Jenny fussing] 988 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,997 - AW. [shushing] 989 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,966 BYE-BYE, PRECIOUS. 990 00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:07,338 - [whispers] HI. - HEY. 991 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,207 - HI. - HI. 992 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,009 - * LET'S PUMP IT UP SKY HIGH * 993 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,377 * LET'S THUMP IT UP, OH, MY * 994 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,379 * LET'S BUMP IT UP TO THE SKY * 995 00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:16,481 * HEY HEY HEY 996 00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:18,116 * LET'S SHAKE IT UP ON THE FLOOR * 997 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,018 * LET'S TAKE IT OUT, OUT THE DOOR * 998 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,087 * HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHAT FOR? * 999 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,156 * IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE 1000 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:32,998 * 1001 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,505 * IT DOESN'T, DOESN'T, DOESN'T * 1002 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,140 * 1003 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,943 * DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE 1004 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:55,320 * 1005 00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:33,358 - HE MIGHT STILL COME. 1006 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,029 - FUCK HIM. 1007 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,432 MORE CAPED CRUSADERS FOR US. 1008 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,568 - * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP * 1009 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:45,303 * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP * 1010 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:47,038 * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP 1011 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,573 * PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT * 1012 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:50,942 * PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT * 1013 00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:53,044 * PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT * 1014 00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:55,313 * 1015 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,982 * LET'S PUMP IT UP 1016 00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,583 * LET'S THUMP IT UP 1017 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:02,387 * LET'S BUMP IT UP 1018 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,590 * LET'S SHAKE IT UP, LET'S SHAKE IT UP * 1019 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:07,959 * HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1020 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:15,967 * 1021 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,411 * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP 1022 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,948 * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP * 1023 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:33,484 * PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT * 1024 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:37,288 * PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT * 1025 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:38,489 * PUMP IT UP 1026 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:42,027 * 1027 00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:44,529 * PUMP IT UP, LET'S, LET'S, LET'S * 1028 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:48,166 * LET'S PUMP IT UP, LET'S THUMP IT UP * 1029 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,035 * LET'S BUMP IT UP 1030 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,970 * 1031 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:55,506 * LET'S SHAKE IT UP, LET'S SHAKE IT UP * 1032 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,976 * HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1033 00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:05,917 * 73018

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