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Well, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ.
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I fuckin' told you these
movies would be shit
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and they are pure shit,
literally, they stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted
to show me this trash,
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you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave off your stupid brush
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and you'll look precisely
like this retarded pervert.
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Ouch!
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Are we fuckin®' done?
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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Watch it, tits!
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Having the privilege to fuck,
suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman..
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The right to an opinion.
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Sir, I'm sorry,
it was just a joke...
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Shh, shut your pussy mouth
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and go answer my fuckin' mail.
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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Well, sir, I think I've found
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the solution to
all our problems.
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- What?
- Mr. boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4.
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Not again. Damn it!
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Sir, our prison relatively has
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the highest personnel turnover,
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violence rates,
legal and medical costs
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than any other institution in
the us correctional system.
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Things will have to change fast
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or governor Hughes
will replace us.
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Uh-huh? Over my dead body.
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Get a load of Billy boss.
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What, you think you're
a fucking lone ranger?
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I'm no kemo-fucking-
sabe, bitch!
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Please, sir?
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Li think I have the solution.
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Doors, for the boss.
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Scheisse, Nazi.
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I'm gonna rape you...
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To fucking death..
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And it scares you.
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I can see it...
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You motherfucker.
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What's his number?
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Prisoner 297, sir.
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Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking
skin cancer later on.
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Stop moving!
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Medic's coming.
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Which cocksucker did this?
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Hold his arm down, goddammit.
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178, sir.
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By the way, doc,
I need my physical check up.
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See you in an hour,
at your office.
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Sir?
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Did you hear me?
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Yes, sir!
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Fuck you!
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Look.
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Death, rape
will be your destiny!
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What's the ape nigger's
masturbation arm?
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Uh, he's right handed, sir.
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God damn!
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Turn him around, belly down.
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You want more?
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Please, sir, no more.
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Think of the medical expenses.
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You..
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When your little monkey
bones are healed...
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I'll come by for a follow-up.
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I'm gonna kill you, you wait!
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You want to rape me to death?
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Death rape, death rape,
death rape!
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Come on, motherfuckers!
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On your knees!
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I want respect!
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I deserve respect!
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Respect!
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Respect!
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Oh, god.
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Ow!
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160 to 120.
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Heh!
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Sweet bleeding Jesus.
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Listen, bill, my plan...
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Shut the fuck up.
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I need to relax
for a few minutes!
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How can you relax
with such problems at hand?
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I... I believe...
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Ll believe...
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In bringing back
medieval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging, Spanish boots,
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and the good old rack!
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Statistics show that the system
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as it is now just
doesn't function.
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Poisonous spiders..
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For prisoners with
arachnophobia.
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Massive force feeding
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with raw slaughterhouse
waste of pork
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for muslims and Jews.
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Beat them crippled
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with their torahs,
korans or bibles.
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More than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections.
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Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
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return to prison within three
years of their release.
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Eyes for eyes.
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Ugh!
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Teeth for teeth, times 100!
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A prison should
be a real deterrent,
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not a goddamn nursing home.
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I agree!
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But medieval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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That's why...
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Mr. boss...
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1 have a special
delivery for you.
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Don't bother me, tits.
Goddammit!
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1 have to think!
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Sorry, sir.
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No, wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks tell
me what it must be.
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By the way I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch.
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Holy shit.
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What is that?
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Tribe leaders in Africa
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chew them for
unbelievable strength.
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Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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Clitorises!
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What?
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We are comin'. What?
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We are comin'
to your office, bitch.
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Who's this?
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Oh, you don't know who I am?
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It's your death squad coming
to rape you to pieces,
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you fucking white trash!
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Give me a guard on
the line this instant!
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Somethin' wrong?
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Ugh.
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They are coming.
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Who's comin'?
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It's a code 8.
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What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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This time... it is real, jerk!
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Really real!
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Yes, sir?
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What's goin' on?
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Sorry, Mr. Butler,
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346 must have used his
once a month family phone call
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to call Mr. boss.
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Won't happen again.
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False alarm!
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Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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This goddamn heat
is drivin me insane.
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Sir, doctor Jones called
about your physical...
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Whoever did this is...
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Fucked!
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Well, your heart is racing.
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Have you been under
a lot of stress?
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Stress is for pussies.
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1 also hear a heart murmur.
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Listen, I'm not fuckin' paying
you to give me bad news.
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1 would like to draw some
blood and do an EKG as well.
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1 demand some
fuckin' good news..
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Or your ass will be fired.
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There's nothin'
wrong with me, right?
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You're in perfect health, sir.
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Great.
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I knew it.
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Back to work!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Billy boss, good that you
joined the party!
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Are there any regrets,
you little phone action Tonto?
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I would scalp you if you
had any fuckin® hair.
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Fuck...
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Fucker...
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What is this?
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Water, sir.
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I said boiling water..
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Fuck face!
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Yeah, get some teabags
with that too, Earl grey.
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Please, sir, just think of the
outrageous medical costs.
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It's our jobs on the line here.
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Sir, governor Hughes
will be arriving in 20 minutes.
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What?
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Today?
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1 thought that lobby whore
would come in on Thursday?
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Uh, sorry, it's... it's
in the agenda for today.
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Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment!
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I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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You fuckin®' know...
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I never go to these
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wellness executions
by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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Get me out of here!
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Shut up!
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You timber nigger!
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Guantanamo style xxl.
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Fuck you, you Nazi!
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Boiling water boarding..
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By bill boss!
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Eyes for eyes!
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Teeth for teeth.
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Yeah!
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Times 100!
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You lost your soul,
William boss.
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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Um, I'm...
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May I offer you a
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top of the line
Dominican cigar, governor?
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Hmm, I only smoke Cuban cigars,
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the world's best.
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You are...
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A native-born citizen
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of the glorious
United States of America.
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The greatest nation on earth.
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And you are not ashamed to smoke
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communistic cigars from Cuba?
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I'm only a German-American
from schweinfurt.
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But I feel..
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Deeply ashamed for you, sir!
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I apologize.
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The heat... is driving me crazy.
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Right, the heat.
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I guess it's your...
Depressing statistics.
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Statistics are
Mr. Butler's department.
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L... I... I know things
aren't going so well.
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Um, we are running
costs inefficiently.
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That's true!
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I'm afraid... I have to fire
poor Mr. Butler.
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Poor Mr. Butler.
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Your accountant...
Has nothing to do with it.
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Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
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You, bill, are no boss.
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00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,811
You have managed
one thing, however.
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To damage me
in an election year.
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I'll return in two weeks.
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When I return, I want changes.
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And if I don't get them..
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I will replace you...
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And your accountant, understood?
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Very well, sir. Sure thing.
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No problem, sir!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck you!
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00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:33,196
Fuck yourself!
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00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:40,542
You imbecile,
communist, zombie cunt.
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00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:45,708
Nobody insults me like that.
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I'll stuff your baggy
homosexual shithole
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with Cuban cigars
up to your throat!
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00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,388
Don't mess with bill boss!
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I... I did everything
I could, I swear to god!
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00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,407
Please, boss, will you
just listen to my idea?
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fuck the sissy psychological
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leadership bullshit!
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My leadership balls
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are atom bombs!
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A hundred megatons each!
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I'll teach him leadership!
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I'll do what I wanted
to do since ages!
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Castrate them all!
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No, it won't work!
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Besides, it's permanent!
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Send the cockroaches
to the yard!
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00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:04,909
But it's 120 degrees outside.
That's irresponsible!
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Great.
274
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:14,381
Let the pork roast!
275
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,733
Good morning, pigs!
276
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,437
Good to smell
your acrid stink again.
277
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,740
A prison is like a swine farm
278
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:44,415
and I'm your almighty lord
and swineherd.
279
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,743
My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany
280
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,251
he castrated thousands of pigs.
281
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,128
Why?
282
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,710
Because they have
too much testosterone.
283
00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,548
That's what makes
'em so aggressive.
284
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,724
You might wonder
why I'm telling you
285
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,552
this touching little story.
286
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,934
One of you lucky cocksuckers
287
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:12,814
will have the privilege to
experience first as a prototype
288
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:19,151
the transformation
into a sissy eunuch.
289
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:27,204
Castration will return
all of you back into society
290
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:33,790
as sweet, harmless, submissive
pussy schnitzels.
291
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,546
And the winner is..
292
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:42,803
Our awesome tattoo wasp!
293
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:48,388
Sister prisoner 297! Congrats!
294
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:52,566
Take him to the special cell.
295
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,484
Enjoy your sunbath!
296
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:02,651
Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!
297
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,908
Yeah! Yeah!
298
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,841
Hey, warden, I like my men
bald. I think it's sexy.
299
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,510
Why don't you come over
here and suck my dick?
300
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,020
No worries!
301
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,857
As a child...
302
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,489
I've seen it a hundred times.
303
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,115
Trust me.
304
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,835
Turn him around..
305
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,173
Facing the wall!
306
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,442
Oh, no. Please.
307
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,239
Don't!
308
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,273
Ar! You bitch!
309
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,152
Ah!
310
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:08,698
Ah!
311
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:15,288
Bring these little
fuckers to the cook!
312
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:20,214
I want 'em medium
rare for lunch!
313
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,477
Have him stitched up!
314
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,155
Yeah!
315
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:50,240
Yeah, yeah!
316
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,293
Oh.
317
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,596
Oh!
318
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:20,440
Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
319
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,234
I... I can't do it
with Dwight in the room.
320
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,862
Go ahead for Christ's sake!
321
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,073
Dwight is my pet.
322
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,705
Ah!
323
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:44,960
Whoa.
324
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,168
Good. Oh.
325
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,423
Yeah. Yeah.
326
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:33,339
Come on. Swallow it!
327
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:37,260
1 didn't get your
asshole of a father
328
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,390
out of prison for nothin"!
329
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,597
Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
330
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,684
God damn it!
331
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,869
Sir, could I please have
a candy for the taste?
332
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,124
- Help yourself!
- Don't Daisy, don't.
333
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,873
Shut up!
334
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:13,136
Gross, this is salty.
335
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,424
Back to work, office slut.
336
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,181
Where is my lunch?
I'm fuckin' hungry.
337
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,857
Ar.
338
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,119
Here's your lunch, Mr. boss.
339
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:45,456
Energy food.
340
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,937
Daddy, I promise you
nothing's wrong.
341
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,061
No. I've just been so busy.
342
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,322
I... I did talk to him
about the hours.
343
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,403
He said that
it's gonna get better.
344
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,515
Look...
345
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,598
We are positively in the papers.
346
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:53,854
“Craig sinner executed
in George h. W. Bush
347
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,157
state prison at 1:00 A.M."
348
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,906
Did you get off last night?
349
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,238
Well, he called for Satan
before he died!
350
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,496
Putting the cockroach
351
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:10,420
gently to sleep
with a sissy needle.
352
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:17,719
Is that the way
he killed the kid?
353
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:23,178
No!
354
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:29,482
Torture castration will
be the final solution.
355
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,979
No, it won't!
356
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:40,951
Why is this shit on my desk?
357
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:46,452
Please, please, please, bill,
will you just listen to my idea?
358
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,785
Not when I'm eating
my health food!
359
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:52,374
What?
360
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,799
Sir, prisoner 297
is about to wake up.
361
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:07,306
The moment of truth.
362
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,518
You white fuck!
363
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:26,955
Crimson red, thoroughbred.
364
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:31,786
I'm still a red man,
you fucker. You white fuck.
365
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:36,089
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
366
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:41,174
Time for the follow up
as I promised!
367
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,290
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident
368
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,717
but we have given him some
morphine to manage the pain.
369
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:23,295
I personally castrated him.
370
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,176
Yes, we all are aware.
371
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:29,806
And tomorrow we'll start
a fuckin®' mass castration
372
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,886
doing them all!
373
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,818
Thanks, doc,
for fixing everything.
374
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,241
I owe Mr. boss big time.
375
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,293
This is the only hospital
that will let me work
376
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:48,494
without my license.
377
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,538
You better believe it!
378
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,786
Glad you appreciate it.
379
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,718
Hey, man.
380
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,309
How do you feel?
381
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:15,889
Feel submissive.
Even thankful, I bet.
382
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,359
Ah!
383
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,406
You took them, that's okay.
384
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,824
I don't need them.
385
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,492
When I get loose
386
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,663
I'm gonna find some Barb wire
387
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,958
and I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
388
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,378
And then I'm gonna dig up
your German Nazi parents
389
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,455
and I'm gonna
fucking rape them too.
390
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:45,085
Sieg heil, motherfucker!
391
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,885
Yeah, I told you
it wouldn't work.
392
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:54,474
Shut your filthy mouth!
393
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:28,967
I'm not getting a heartbeat.
394
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,468
Resuscitate him.
Quickly! Hurry up!
395
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,515
I need a crash cart over here!
396
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,100
Alright, it's charging.
397
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,181
Alright, everybody, clear?
398
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,437
Shocking now.
399
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,695
Alright, charging.
400
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,276
Shocking now!
401
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:01,085
I'll kill this creature twice!
402
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:45,589
I do not accept this heat!
403
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,924
I want you to watch these.
404
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,387
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
405
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,023
Where have you been?
406
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:16,922
I'm gonna shoot all the
malignant cock suckers.
407
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,470
Then you.
408
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,222
And then myself.
409
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:27,189
What's the goddamn
point of living
410
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:32,066
when even the castration
program doesn't work?
411
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,030
And I get fired?
412
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,114
Seriously?
413
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,117
It's also my job,
and my life on the line!
414
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:48,795
How dare you,
ugly piece of mutant shit
415
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,544
talking to me like that?
416
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,466
1 have been trying to
tell you for days now.
417
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,011
I have the answer
to all our problems!
418
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:01,474
We've got to make a human
centipede of our prisoners.
419
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:06,020
Sewn ass to mouth
sharing one digestive system.
420
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:10,225
No more prison fights,
no more assaults on guards,
421
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:11,901
no more disrespect.
422
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:13,774
They will literally be
on their knees
423
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:17,699
begging for your mercy
and it's the ultimate deterrent
424
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:21,619
for those considering
a career in crime.
425
00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:23,037
It's brilliant!
426
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,706
We don't gotta to deal
with their shit no more.
427
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,159
They just gotta deal
with each other's.
428
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,585
What?
429
00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:35,208
That b movie shit?
430
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,222
No! It is possible.
431
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:45,973
That's why I let Daisy make
an appointment with Mr. Tom six,
432
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,020
creator of these films.
433
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:52,100
He claims that it's 100%
medically accurate!
434
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,812
The man is still
in his potty stage.
435
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,365
A poop-infatuated toddler.
436
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,067
You call him now
437
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:04,905
and tell him I don't speak
with a stupid filmmaker
438
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,706
about his poop fetish!
439
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,376
Fine then, we'll get fired!
440
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:15,207
You are fired!
441
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,542
Right now!
442
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:21,129
You know, bill boss,
I used to look up to you.
443
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,715
I used to idol-worship you.
444
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,766
I worked 10 years for you
445
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:29,470
and I grew this stupid
mustache to look like you.
446
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,647
But I know what you are.
447
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:36,728
You are a sadistic,
vile asshole.
448
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,940
Get out of my face.
449
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:45,495
You malignant midget!
450
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:29,539
I just saved your fuckin' life!
451
00:44:55,651 --> 00:45:03,651
I hate human beings!
452
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:50,869
Black, chicken slave niggers...
453
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:56,873
Mother-fisting, baby-raping
Mexican lowlifes.
454
00:45:57,088 --> 00:46:02,833
Me cago en la madre
que te pario.
455
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:09,384
Circumcised, ugly
Jewish goat fuckers.
456
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:14,264
Pubic hair-bearded
islamic halal pigs.
457
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,099
Jesus-fuckin' bleached assholes.
458
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:26,110
Impotent, yellow-faced,
narrow-eyed gooks!
459
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,657
Guards?
460
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,388
Dwight!
461
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,642
How you all...
462
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,314
Got out of your cells?
463
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,233
Go back to your cells,
immediately.
464
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:51,357
I only follow orders.
465
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,786
I just try to do my job.
466
00:47:56,791 --> 00:48:00,079
Please forgive me and let me go.
467
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,960
I will pardon all of you!
468
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,506
No!
469
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,844
I just let you go...
470
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,173
Immediately, you can go.
471
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:19,310
Go, go!
472
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,105
See your fuck...
473
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,189
See your loved ones.
474
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:31,364
I have a heart problem...
475
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,488
And diabetes mellitus!
476
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:42,705
Under stress
I could get a severe attack...
477
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,332
That would kill me!
478
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,383
Today is your day
479
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,390
to be fucked
like the rest of us.
480
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:06,940
But I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.
481
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:10,316
I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole
in your soft kidney tissue.
482
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,652
Belly down!
483
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,573
Death rape!
484
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:29,167
Death rape! Death rape!
485
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,011
Oh, shit, this shit feels good.
486
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,978
Death rape! Death rape!
487
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:52,186
You like that, daddy?
488
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,317
Oh, yeah. Ooh.
489
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:58,696
Death rape! Death rape!
490
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,661
Death rape! Death rape!
491
00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,993
Don't move, here it comes!
492
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,584
What?
493
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,762
Sir, Mr. Tom six is at the gate.
494
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:00,974
Send him in.
495
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:16,691
Dwight!
496
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,660
Didn't I fire you?
497
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,711
I'm gonna give you
one last chance
498
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,334
and if you don't like
what you hear
499
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,132
then I'll quit myself!
500
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:41,883
Uh-huh.
501
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,389
Mr. Tom six!
It's so great to meet you.
502
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,725
My name's Daisy, uh, I was
wondering if you could sign
503
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,396
an autograph for me
before you go in.
504
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,395
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
505
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,484
You're even more
handsome in person.
506
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,062
Thanks.
507
00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:01,232
Uh, let me show you in.
508
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,327
Gentlemen, Mr. Tom six.
509
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:10,332
Ah, Mr. six, it's nice meet you.
510
00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,375
- Hello, sir.
- My name is Dwight Butler.
511
00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,544
This is my boss, Mr. bill boss.
512
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,167
Sir.
513
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,007
Please take a seat.
514
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,677
First of all, Mr. six,
I'd like to say
515
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,051
congratulations on your movies.
516
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:27,849
They've become a...
A cultural meme.
517
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,303
1 mean, there is the
"south park" episode
518
00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:32,308
of the human cent-iPad.
519
00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:36,437
And then there's the la porn
parody, and the cat toys.
520
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:40,238
1 don't have the time for this..
521
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,405
Fan shit shat.
522
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,363
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
523
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:54,501
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
524
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,999
and I had to
resuscitate him again.
525
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:00,503
But, um, he's stable now.
526
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,883
L.. Mr. six, this is a big
pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan!
527
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,680
Uh, thank you sir.
528
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,468
Well, we are
gathered here today.
529
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,554
Glad to investigate
the possibility
530
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:18,985
of applying Mr. six's human
centipede idea to our prison.
531
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,733
Li mean, is it
100% medically accurate?
532
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,401
This is my desk!
533
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,322
In my headquarters!
534
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,158
At my penitentiary!
535
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:35,538
Wake up!
536
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:39,588
We're not in a movie
here playing some idiots!
537
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,916
Well, it is 100%
medically accurate.
538
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:44,218
I consulted a real
surgeon in Amsterdam
539
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,842
and he made a very detailed
operation report for me
540
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,377
and he said he could
actually make
541
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,515
a human centipede
in his hospital.
542
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,344
1 brought the, uh,
operation reports
543
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,179
and the drawings...
544
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,644
So maybe you can
have a look at that?
545
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,372
Okay, uh..
546
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,996
What do you think, doc?
547
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:17,872
Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks..
548
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,999
Medically accurate.
549
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,330
You're sure?
550
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:24,542
You would have to give
antirejection medication
551
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,718
and there is always
the risk of infection
552
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,262
during the healing
process, but, uh..
553
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,725
Yeah, I'm sure.
554
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,723
But what about the excretia?
555
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:39,352
Well, the feces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria
556
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,058
because it would be going from
557
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:44,986
so it wouldn't be harm♪ful.
558
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:48,066
But there wouldn't be
much nutritional value.
559
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:52,528
On the other hand if you gave
a series of, uh, injections
560
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,205
of fluids with plenty
of vitamins and minerals
561
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,033
1 don't see why
someone couldn't survive
562
00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:00,414
a lifetime in this position.
563
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,464
Ah, gentlemen.
564
00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:12,047
This is a historical moment.
565
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:18,137
This is beyond medieval torture!
566
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:21,190
Beyond castration!
567
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:26,145
The ultimate
correction nationwide.
568
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:31,946
We have business
on hand, gentlemen.
569
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,698
We start immediately.
570
00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:35,529
No, the surgery can't be done
571
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,990
like in Tom sixx's movies.
572
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:40,496
We have to take into
account of the fact that
573
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:41,832
at the end of their sentence
574
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,711
the prisoners have
to be released
575
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:46,336
without being mutilated.
576
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:49,794
So I've been
thinking about this.
577
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,631
What we have is instead of
the pulling of the teeth
578
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,684
we have a
gastrointestinal bite ring
579
00:55:56,895 --> 00:56:00,353
that holds the mouth open,
so they can't stop the feces
580
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,648
from coming into their system.
581
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:06,352
Instead of the cutting
of the knee ligaments
582
00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:08,187
we simply inject
583
00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:11,490
to induce temporary
paralysis in that joint.
584
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,489
Then, to attach the head
585
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,196
to the buttocks
of the person in front
586
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,828
we have a system
of leather straps
587
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:23,501
which can be adjusted,
pulled in tight and then undone
588
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,329
for when we release.
589
00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:29,758
At the end of their sentence
and taken out of the centipede
590
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:33,508
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
591
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,345
Well, doctor, what do you think?
592
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,021
Is it possible?
593
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,849
Very clever, Mr. Butler.
594
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:49,436
But this, all of this
is beginning to be
595
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:53,945
in serious conflict
with my hippocratic oath.
596
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:59,325
If 1 back out of this,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't 1?
597
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:03,750
Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones.
598
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:06,169
You know, my original idea
for the human centipede films
599
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,713
was sewing a child molester's
mouth to the anus
600
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:11,884
of a fat truck driver, as
a punishment, so I love this.
601
00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,051
I just got an even better idea
602
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:18,428
for our lifetime trash
and the death row scum.
603
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:23,889
But I'll talk to my
loyal doctor first.
604
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:27,349
Gentlemen, you may use
my human centipede idea,
605
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:28,854
but on one condition.
606
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:32,313
I have witnessed all the fake
latex stuff on my movie sets.
607
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:35,899
Now I insist on attending
one of your real
608
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,155
mouth to anus operations.
609
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:46,536
I'll put you in charge of
the whole operation, doctor!
610
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,756
Soon you'll lead...
611
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:55,758
Surgical teams
all over the states.
612
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,556
Fantastic!
613
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:03,807
Uh, we are going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
614
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:06,889
We have to run blood workups
on all the prisoners,
615
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,600
uh, test their stool samples
for parasites.
616
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,685
Whatever you need, doc.
617
00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:18,818
I've another brilliant idea.
618
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:24,498
We'll show the cockroaches
the two human centipede films
619
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:32,710
back to back at their
monthly film night and then...
620
00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:37,795
I'll announce them their fate.
621
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,473
The prisoners will tear
this place apart.
622
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:44,802
We have to do this without the
foreknowledge of our clientele.
623
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,731
Shut up, pooper.
624
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:57,656
How dare you
turn your back on me?
625
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:22,597
This trash occupies a world
626
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:26,267
where the stars don't shine.
627
00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:30,681
Come on, swallow it, bitch.
628
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,517
- No!
- Swallow.
629
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:42,661
What the fuck?
630
00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:54,087
Oh, man!
631
00:59:57,511 --> 01:00:01,345
These films risk causing harm.
632
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:03,171
They should be banned!
633
01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:04,722
Ha!
634
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,433
Turn that shit off!
635
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:29,073
Hey, cockroaches,
636
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,408
did you like these films?
637
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,665
I handpicked them for you
638
01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:41,343
as an instructional
and mental training.
639
01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:47,767
The world's first
human-prison centipede
640
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:55,978
will finally teach you
how to become humans.
641
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:58,818
1 don't think
this is a very good idea.
642
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:05,902
Literally on your
fucking hands and knees.
643
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:11,952
Your ugly pussy mouths
644
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:16,162
sewn to an unwiped asshole
645
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:21,842
feeding of the diarrhea
from your fellow inmate.
646
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,544
I can't wait...
647
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,973
To see..
648
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:35,723
Your pure agony!
649
01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:14,790
What's going on?
What's going on?
650
01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,930
Shut up!
651
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:29,572
Don't hurt me,
bill boss is in there.
652
01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:31,904
I have nothing to do with
this, I swear to god!
653
01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:39,790
Special forces immediately!
654
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,316
Get the fucking door!
655
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:21,328
It's time to fuck!
656
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:51,191
Bill!
657
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,364
Here.
658
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,287
I'm here.
659
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,581
Where are you?
660
01:03:58,793 --> 01:04:00,579
Here.
661
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:06,248
Over here, I need help.
662
01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:08,424
Got eyes on bill boss.
663
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:12,925
Thank god, I just
couldn't find you.
664
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:16,929
The situation's
under control now.
665
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,684
But they, they
really hurt Daisy.
666
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:26,560
Can't you see I'm hurt?
667
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:32,658
Get the medical team for me!
668
01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,700
Hurry up!
669
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:43,084
It's an emergency!
670
01:04:54,474 --> 01:05:00,845
Now it's hell on earth!
671
01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:03,726
Do you hear me?
672
01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:12,943
Scum of the universe!
673
01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:18,786
Ah!
674
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:24,951
The silence of the lambs.
675
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:29,707
Sedation rifle!
676
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:41,013
Fuck!
677
01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:46,314
No worries.
678
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,812
It's only a sedation rifle.
679
01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,795
No!
680
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:21,015
Fuck you!
681
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,733
Gentlemen.
682
01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:44,409
Unleash hell!
683
01:06:58,139 --> 01:06:59,720
Ugh!
684
01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:08,021
Their submissiveness
685
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:11,270
gives me a huge erection.
686
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,981
Death rape, death rape,
687
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,487
rape, rape, rape.
688
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,115
Eyes for eyes,
689
01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:25,663
teeth for teeth.
690
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,661
Get the fucking scum
691
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,038
on their fucking knees.
692
01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:31,961
On your fucking knees,
693
01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,505
on your fucking, fucking knees.
694
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,332
Get the fucking scum
695
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,635
on their fucking knees,
696
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,211
on their fucking, fucking,
697
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,968
fucking, fucking knees.
698
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:49,308
I'll explain...
699
01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:53,813
This spectacular
operation only once.
700
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:58,693
We start with
injections into the lig...
701
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:03,697
Ligamenta patellae.
702
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:07,155
Paralyzing the ligaments
of your kneecaps
703
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:12,711
so knee-extension
is no longer possible.
704
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,797
Your lips and anuses
705
01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:19,376
are cut circular
along the border
706
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:22,713
between skin and mucosa,
the muc...
707
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,547
Mucous-cutaneous.
708
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,804
Mucous-cutaneous zone.
709
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,012
Then we combine
710
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:33,348
those circular mucosa
and skin parts
711
01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:39,780
of anus and mouth,
creating a human centipede
712
01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:44,234
connected via
your gastric systems.
713
01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:45,819
Gentlemen.
714
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:50,115
Put them to sleep.
715
01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,001
By the way, what are your plans
716
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:05,179
for the life sentenced
and death row prisoners?
717
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:10,351
Wait and wonder, peepheart.
718
01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,060
How's it I going, d oc?
719
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,612
Right on schedule,
five surgical teams
720
01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:22,824
working round the clock.
721
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,074
Those teams creating
centipede segments
722
01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:28,073
of three prisoners each,
which are then taken outside
723
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:30,280
to the hospital tents
724
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,116
and then they are sewn
into the final
725
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,827
larger human centipede chain.
726
01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:39,331
Marvelous, doc.
727
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:41,461
Since I have you here...
728
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:46,295
What do you want to do
with this prisoner?
729
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,972
He has crohn's disease.
730
01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:52,222
What the fuck
is crohn's disease?
731
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:55,896
It's an inflammatory
bowel disorder.
732
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:58,316
The prisoner has
constant diarrhea.
733
01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:02,277
Who'll kiss his ass?
734
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,075
Our awesome...
735
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,613
Tattoo wasp!
736
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:18,624
The white, anal
sexing prostitute.
737
01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:21,835
Please.
738
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,507
One more chance.
739
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,803
Please don't sew me
into a human centipede.
740
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:28,014
I beg you.
741
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,305
Yeah, yeah.
742
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:36,513
Your whining makes
my dick even harder.
743
01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:44,612
Revenge is so sweet.
744
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:50,531
Take it into your sleep.
745
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:53,489
We have another problem at hand.
746
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:15,343
That's fuckin' gross!
747
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:17,519
1 have a stoma
748
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:20,223
and you have a problem.
749
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:21,649
Thank god.
750
01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:27,021
Now I finally discovered
why they blessed me
751
01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:30,074
with a lifetime stoma.
752
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,621
This guy is repulsive.
753
01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,698
Maybe it's a fake.
754
01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:40,001
With Mexicans, you never know.
755
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:48,046
No fake.
756
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,674
No way to integrate him, doc?
757
01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:53,927
His rectum is sewn shut, no.
758
01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,644
Finish him off, then.
759
01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,892
I'm sorry.
760
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,190
But I have cooperated with you
761
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,859
and I will continue
to cooperate.
762
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:09,735
But 1 will not
just kill prisoners!
763
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:12,192
Jesus Christ.
764
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:16,286
Chicken shit!
765
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,239
Excuse me.
766
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:20,165
1 have work to do.
767
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:28,583
My friend, you don't match.
768
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,169
I have to kill you.
769
01:12:31,389 --> 01:12:35,098
Take it fucking personally!
770
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,558
Ooh.
771
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:45,603
Ugh!
772
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,565
Take my gun.
773
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:55,826
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
774
01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:58,488
If I sniff the tiniest stink
775
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,790
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
776
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:07,626
And what do you
want to do with him?
777
01:13:07,842 --> 01:13:10,925
I am sick and tired
of yor vegetables.
778
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,064
What the fuck!
779
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:28,268
Please, sir, can we go
and see Daisy now?
780
01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:35,483
Just look at her.
781
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,654
She is the only beautiful and
sweet thing about this place.
782
01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:42,286
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
783
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,207
No.
784
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,503
I want my cock socket close.
785
01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:53,210
Beaten-up women
make me so horny.
786
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,471
Please, bill, don't.
787
01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,425
Jesus Christ.
788
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,559
I beg you.
789
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:08,190
I... I love her.
790
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:11,610
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down.
791
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,312
Fuck off!
792
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:16,444
Ah!
793
01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:38,971
I'll make you
squirt even in a coma.
794
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,936
Alright, we're all done.
795
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,692
Good job.
796
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:26,010
I want you to make sure
797
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:29,063
that the world premiere
of the first
798
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,891
human-prison centipede
799
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:37,356
is guaranteed to take
place the moment
800
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:40,066
our communist governor
801
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:43,278
appears at the gate
to destroy us!
802
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,203
Well, there is only
803
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,372
16 more prisoners left
804
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:49,041
to undergo the procedure.
805
01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:52,165
After that
the human-prison centipede
806
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,872
will be finally complete
807
01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,504
on time and under budget.
808
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,836
They did their magic.
809
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,512
Thank god for Africa!
810
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:11,055
Thank god for
female circumcision!
811
01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:21,357
Private rehearsal!
812
01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:31,664
Let's hear what
our zombie governor
813
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,494
will have to say.
814
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,564
May I offer you a genuine
815
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:00,021
Dominican Republic cigar?
816
01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:05,736
I only smoke Cuban cigars,
best in the world.
817
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,162
No! Just kidding.
818
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:12,867
After having seen the miracle
819
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:17,581
of the first
human-prison centipede
820
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,041
I'll never again touch
821
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:23,219
a communistic cigar from Cuba
822
01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:28,265
because you, sir William boss,
823
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:31,560
you are the new American hero.
824
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:35,560
You are in the hall of fame
825
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:37,357
with George patton,
826
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,231
Neil Armstrong,
827
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:41,437
and Muhammad Ali.
828
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:46,196
Thanks to you,
our glorious nation
829
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:50,246
will be the example
to the world again.
830
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:57,704
A proud, safe nation
with hardly any crime.
831
01:17:57,923 --> 01:18:03,509
Your idea, sir William,
is of absolute genius.
832
01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:07,760
You will be honored personally
833
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,640
Actually, it was my accountant,
834
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,600
Mr. Dwight Butler,
835
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:22,527
it was his brilliant idea.
836
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:24,191
Oh, yeah.
837
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,365
You did it.
838
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:36,033
You fucking...
839
01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:38,585
Fucking did it.
840
01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:53,008
Mr. president.
841
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,686
It's me,
William boss, call me bill.
842
01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:59,186
Sir, Mr. Tom six is at the gate.
843
01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,358
Sir?
844
01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:04,270
- Sir?
- What?
845
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:07,617
Sir?
846
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:15,531
Oh, man, I am so excited
847
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:18,538
to see the real
mouth to ass operation.
848
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,210
Prove all the skeptics wrong.
849
01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:23,038
It is 100% medically accurate.
850
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,420
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
851
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:34,634
You owe me big time, mister.
852
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:44,189
I'm already eating my own shit.
853
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:49,900
1 want to be in the
prison-human centipede.
854
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,153
Wait, can't we use him
855
01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,613
in the media conference?
856
01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:57,323
No.
857
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:11,422
I don't want anyone liking this!
858
01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:15,174
Oh, man, this is so wrong.
859
01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:16,930
Come on.
860
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,828
Wash, please. Wash.
861
01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:46,591
Yeah.
862
01:20:58,979 --> 01:20:59,979
Marker.
863
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,804
Marker!
864
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,104
Yeah.
865
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:21,745
My hands are shaking
with excitement!
866
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:23,913
What about you, six?
867
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,666
Having a hard-on?
868
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:33,002
Look at this.
869
01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:43,311
Oh, yeah, oh...
870
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,981
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
871
01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:49,276
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
872
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,946
Six, I am gonna show you
873
01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:56,696
some human centipede
improvement.
874
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,777
Copyright, bill boss.
875
01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:01,283
Follow me!
876
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:05,118
Bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bangin'...
877
01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:35,401
Oh, oh.
878
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,662
What a poor pussy, huh?
879
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,085
What in the hell is this?
880
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:53,166
Wait and see, dwighty.
881
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:58,049
Wait and wonder,
882
01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:03,760
wait and see, Mr. dwighty,
883
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,345
Mr. dwighty.
884
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:11,150
Wait and wonder, wait and see,
885
01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:14,103
Mr. dwighty.
886
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,454
No.
887
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:31,878
120/80.
888
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,714
Perfect!
889
01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:40,087
The "pede looks perfect.
890
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,468
The last few prisoners
have just been attached
891
01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,675
and although the wounds
are still fresh
892
01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:47,307
you get the idea!
893
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,523
Perfect!
894
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,401
What?
895
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,814
Sir, governor Hughes
is on his way.
896
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,611
Perfect!
897
01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:59,906
We are ready for the cunt!
898
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,662
Dwight, I repeat,
899
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:11,915
you are really the cunt!
900
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:14,416
Hello, sir.
901
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:45,869
Why do you two assholes...
902
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:50,453
Look so pleased with yourselves?
903
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:54,253
The both of you
are fucking fired.
904
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,420
I should have done it years ago.
905
01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:00,838
All problems are history, sir.
906
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:03,136
I took your advice.
907
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,760
I've learned from your
strong personality.
908
01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:09,343
You are the ultimate leader,
you are my role model,
909
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:13,772
and now the prisoners
are like obedient slaves
910
01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:15,940
begging for mercy.
911
01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,895
I got them down on their knees.
912
01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:22,447
Literally.
913
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:26,368
Your last visit inspired me
914
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:31,745
to such an extent,
a brilliant idea!
915
01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:35,786
I'll show you the result
916
01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:39,669
that tells more
than a thousand words.
917
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,594
The last ones have
just been attached.
918
01:25:45,098 --> 01:25:48,841
So it is show time.
919
01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:53,266
Attached?
920
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:56,144
A-t-t-a-c-h-e-d, attached?
921
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:59,022
- Yes.
- What does that mean?
922
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:01,815
Wait and see.
923
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:05,445
You talk so much shit,
your ass must get jealous.
924
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:10,370
Great, governor, I love that.
925
01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:40,108
What the hell is this?
926
01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:47,783
The black panther
made it to the lead!
927
01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:49,905
This burger-killer is feeding
928
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:53,114
the whole humanitarian
system behind him.
929
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:54,618
Don't cry.
930
01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:56,951
Tomorrow, you'll get
your hamburgers.
931
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:00,416
Why?
932
01:27:00,632 --> 01:27:03,123
Because he loves junk food.
933
01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,383
No, no, I don't mean that.
934
01:27:04,553 --> 01:27:07,386
I mean, what...
935
01:27:07,597 --> 01:27:09,087
What is this?
936
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,803
Dwight..
937
01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:15,351
Tell the governor my vision!
938
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,896
And this black whiner here
939
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:21,817
has to become a middle piece.
940
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:23,606
Fuck!
941
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:24,982
Well, sir,
942
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:28,656
more than 50 billion dollars
a year are spend on corrections.
943
01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:31,736
Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
944
01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:34,992
return to prison within
three years of their release.
945
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:39,417
This, despite a massive
increase in state expenditure.
946
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:41,005
Shit!
947
01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:42,629
But not anymore.
948
01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:45,628
This human-prison centipede
949
01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:48,256
will reduce crime dramatically.
950
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,838
It will be a deterrent to anyone
951
01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:53,594
considering a career in crime
952
01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:55,801
and no more recidivism.
953
01:27:58,982 --> 01:28:04,142
Feed him!
954
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:07,650
Digestion in progress!
955
01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:13,865
No, it's not halal,
it's not kosher!
956
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:18,164
A Jew behind a Muslim,
a Muslim behind a Jew!
957
01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:25,248
A republican behind a Mexican,
a ccrip behind a blood.
958
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:31,303
"Peace on earth,
good will to men."
959
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,551
Oh, my god.
960
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:39,136
This is too much.
961
01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:02,200
Isn't that your secretary?
962
01:29:07,551 --> 01:29:08,961
Oh.
963
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:11,463
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah.
964
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,216
That's, uh..
965
01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:16,548
Only a short, uh..
966
01:29:16,768 --> 01:29:19,225
Gender test!
967
01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:21,268
Come on, sir!
968
01:29:30,115 --> 01:29:31,571
Dwight!
969
01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:36,113
Tell our beloved governor
970
01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:37,739
about the money savings!
971
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:42,283
The savings would be
in the billions!
972
01:29:42,502 --> 01:29:44,868
We can make savings
on prison staff,
973
01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:46,544
food and drink.
974
01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:49,543
On books and television,
housing.
975
01:29:49,759 --> 01:29:52,091
Heck, we don't even
need fences no more.
976
01:29:52,304 --> 01:29:54,044
We can even save more money
977
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:56,721
if we attach them in a circle
978
01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:58,969
like a perpetuum mobile.
979
01:29:59,185 --> 01:30:01,221
Feces going round and round.
980
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,724
Food isn't needed anymore.
981
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:08,855
Only cheap liquid
and vitamin injections.
982
01:30:09,070 --> 01:30:11,186
And that money
could be spent on schools
983
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:12,612
and the hospitals
984
01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:14,780
and nursing homes
985
01:30:14,993 --> 01:30:16,733
and road improvements.
986
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,159
Whatever you want.
987
01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:21,704
And the tax payers,
they'll love you for it.
988
01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,919
His anus is not very clean!
989
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:38,175
1 want perfection
in my penitentiary!
990
01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:42,179
Inmates shall feel well
and clean, understand?
991
01:30:42,395 --> 01:30:43,680
Wipe it!
992
01:30:45,065 --> 01:30:48,023
- I apologize.
- Oh, oh, oh.
993
01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:52,227
In the beginning
things are not always perfect.
994
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:56,360
Please follow me for
another interesting insight.
995
01:30:57,035 --> 01:30:59,151
Oh, my god. = yeah.
996
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:05,916
Tat-ta-ta-ta-taa!
997
01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:14,800
The human caterpillar!
998
01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:22,099
For the lifetime convicts
and our friends on death row.
999
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:24,517
Now..
1000
01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:27,141
Is that a deterrent?
1001
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,276
This man...
1002
01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,579
Has just
finished his sentence...
1003
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:49,501
And already checked out
of the centipede chain.
1004
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,125
Ready to go home.
1005
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,175
All what is left
1006
01:31:57,387 --> 01:31:59,878
are a few little scars
1007
01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:03,556
around his mouth and anus.
1008
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:06,305
Another big advantage
1009
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:09,479
because other people can see
1010
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:11,477
by these little stigmas
1011
01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:13,479
that he was integrated
1012
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:16,232
in a prison centipede.
1013
01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:19,611
Another huge deterrent, right?
1014
01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,114
How are you doing?
1015
01:32:41,514 --> 01:32:43,596
Good luck, my friend.
1016
01:32:47,270 --> 01:32:49,181
Stay clean!
1017
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,774
You see? It really works.
1018
01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:58,273
What do you think, sir?
1019
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,405
This...
1020
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,321
This is a violation
of human rights.
1021
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:06,653
It's certainly a violation
of federal ethics!
1022
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,864
Oh, god, I am fucked.
1023
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:12,417
You insane freaks will get
the death penalty for this.
1024
01:33:14,672 --> 01:33:18,256
Sir, you're dead right.
1025
01:33:18,468 --> 01:33:21,835
But in fact, it was Mr. but...
1026
01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:24,046
This is... I...
This is too much.
1027
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:26,130
This is too much.
1028
01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:32,895
You got the wrong man!
1029
01:33:34,776 --> 01:33:36,641
Fuck!
1030
01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:54,560
Please, don't.
1031
01:34:54,772 --> 01:35:01,143
What an epic,
glorious moment, huh?
1032
01:35:01,362 --> 01:35:02,647
When do you think we can start
1033
01:35:02,864 --> 01:35:05,480
the national surgical campaign
1034
01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:08,442
'cause I am so fucking ready.
1035
01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,158
What is the matter?
1036
01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:48,792
Gentlemen...
1037
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:52,425
This is exactly
what America needs.
1038
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:57,763
This may even
get me elected president.
1039
01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:58,979
You've convinced me.
1040
01:36:59,022 --> 01:37:01,308
It's genius.
1041
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:06,943
Don't change a goddamn thing.
1042
01:37:07,155 --> 01:37:08,816
My pals in DC...
1043
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:11,444
They won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
1044
01:37:23,588 --> 01:37:26,250
Yep, my idea!
1045
01:37:26,466 --> 01:37:29,082
You are...
1046
01:37:29,302 --> 01:37:32,135
Absolutely right, Dwight.
1047
01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:38,387
You're indeed a genius.
1048
01:37:38,603 --> 01:37:41,595
You came up with the idea.
1049
01:37:43,775 --> 01:37:46,391
You deserve every credit.
1050
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:51,063
Give me a hug, dwighty!
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