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* FIVE, SIX, SHAKE IT, DUDE

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- NOT THAT WALL.
IT'S NOT DRY YET.

- THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
IT WAS NO-TOWELS NIGHT.

- YEAH, 100 GUYS
MUST'VE TOUCHED MY STIFFIE.

- MR. POPULAR.

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
YOU FUCKED.

- LUCKY YOU.
IT'S NICE WORK, TOMMY.

- THANKS, MR. KINNEY.

- LEAVE IT TO YOU
TO TURN A BATHHOUSE

INTO THE WORLDWIDE HEADQUARTERS
OF KINNETIK, INC.

[chuckles]
THE OLD STEAM ROOM.

IT'S THE FIRST PLACE
WE EVER FUCKED IN PUBLIC.

- [chuckles]

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE PERFORMING
IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.

- WHO SAID SOME OF THOSE GUYS
WERE ALIVE?

- THE ART DEPARTMENT
WANTS TO KNOW

IF YOU'VE SEEN THE MOCK-UPS.

HI, JUSTIN.
- HEY, CYNTHIA.

- YEAH, CAN YOU TELL MANNY
TO USE A 300 DPI TIFF,

AND SHOOT IT BACK TO ME
FOR MY APPROVAL, FAST.

DEADLINE'S AT 6:00.

- ALSO, BROWN ATHLETICS CALLED,
ASKED TO MEET.

SAID THEY HATE WHAT VANGARD DID
WITH THEIR NEW CAMPAIGN.

- YEAH, I WONDER WHY.

UM, TELL THEM I'M IN MEETINGS
AND I'LL CALL THEM TOMORROW.

OKAY, LET 'EM SQUIRM.
- OH, AND

YOUR ACCOUNTANT
LEFT A MESSAGE:

"THE CHECK FOR THE ENDOVIR AD
WILL DEFINITELY

"BE WIRED TO HEAT MAGAZINE

BY THE END OF BUSINESS DAY
TOMORROW."

- DAMN WELL BETTER BE.

OUR LIVES
ARE DEPENDING ON IT.

WELL, MOVE.

- GOD. I LOVE MY JOB.

- AND I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU GET BOSSY.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CHRISTEN MY NEW OFFICE?

I HAVE 15 MINUTES

BEFORE I HAVE TO APPROVE
AD COPY.

- ALWAYS THE ROMANTIC.

BUT I HAVE A STRATEGY MEETING
WITH THE POSSE.

- "IN A BRIEF PARAGRAPH,

EXPLAIN WHY YOU WANT TO BE
FOSTER PARENTS."

SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSIGNMENT
FOR YOU, PROFESSOR.

- HOW ABOUT,
"WE WANT TO GIVE A CHILD

"THE LOVE AND SUPPORT
HE NEEDS

"TO HELP HIM FULFILL
HIS DREAMS

AND ACHIEVE HIS GOALS."

- I HAPPEN TO BE EATING.

DON'T MAKE ME PUKE.

- HEY, IT MAY NOT WIN
A PULITZER PRIZE,

BUT I THINK IT SAYS IT ALL.

- HOLY SHIT.
LOOK AT THIS.

IT SAYS, "SOCIAL SERVICES
MAY DROP BY FOR A VISIT

AT ANY TIME, UNANNOUNCED."

- WHAT IF THEY DO?
WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

- EXCEPT FOR THAT
DOUBLE-HEADED DILDO.

- HEY!

ANY DILDO WE MIGHT
HAVE IS HIDDEN AWAY

WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND IT.

- YEAH, I'LL BET.

- LISTEN, SMART-ASS,
FROM NOW ON,

THERE WILL BE NO MORE
LEWD COMMENTS,

THERE WILL BE NO MORE
SEXUAL INNUENDO.

- SO MUCH FOR CONVERSATION.

- HELLO, MEN,

AND LITTLE MEN.

- YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.

- YOU OUT CLUBBING ALL NIGHT?

- WELL, EVER SINCE I MOVED IN
WITH MY FAVORITE LESBIANS,

I'M TRYING TO BE
A MODEL HOUSE GUEST.

TROUBLE IS,

I HAVE NO PLACE
TO ENTERTAIN.

- DOORWAYS ARE ALWAYS GOOD.

SO ARE BACK ALLEYS,
UNDER PARKED TRUCKS.

I USED TO FUCK FOR A LIVING,
REMEMBER?

- RIGHT. WELL,

EXPERT PROFESSIONAL TIPS
ALWAYS WELCOME.

HOWEVER, UH, WE ELECTED
TO TRY THE CEMETERY.

DIDN'T WE, GORDON?
- JORDAN.

- JORDAN.

IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF EROTIC,

IN A CREEPY, MACABRE
SORT OF WAY.

- HERE'S YOUR LAUNDRY, BOYS.

NOW I'M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES,

BUT I HAD A HELL OF A TIME
GETTING THE SKID MARKS

OUT OF A PAIR OF SIZE 28
TIGHTY WHITIES.

- CHRIST!

- MA, I TOLD YOU,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

- I KNOW I DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO IT.

I WANTED TO DO IT.

JUST LIKE I WANTED
TO MAKE YOU DINNER.

- THE LAST THREE NIGHTS.

- AND GROUT YOUR TILES.

- TOOK YOU TWO DAYS.

- YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT,
DO YOU, BEN?

- NO, DEBBIE.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

WE LOVE HAVING YOU AROUND.
- GOOD.

'CAUSE I LOVE BEING
WITH MY BOYS.

SAY, EM, HONEY?

WANNA TAKE THOSE OFF?

I CAN WASH THOSE GRASS STAINS
OUT IN A JIFF.

- BLOCK YOUR BODY
WITH YOUR FOREARM.

THEN EXECUTE A JAB,

RIGHT-LEFT HOOK COMBINATION
LIKE THIS.

NOW YOU TRY IT.

- [grunting]

- NOT BAD.

NOW, IF YOU WANT TO REALLY TAKE
DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKER,

GRAB HIM LIKE THIS,

CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM,

THEN KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?

- I THOUGHT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
PROTECTING PEOPLE.

- NOT TRAINING TO BE AN ELITE
KILLING SQUAD.

- WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO STOP
TROUBLE BEFORE IT STARTS.

- FIND THEM
BEFORE THEY FIND US.

- I'M NOT GOING OUT
PICKING FIGHTS.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT
I SIGNED UP TO DO.

- THIS IS FUCKED.

- WHAT'S FUCKED
IS WAITING AROUND

FOR SOMEONE ELSE
TO GET BASHED.

WE NEED TO STAND UP TO THEM,

SHOW THAT WE'RE NOT AFRAID.

- SHOW 'EM YOURSELF.

- WELL, CODY'S RIGHT.

WE CAN'T SIT AROUND AND WAIT
FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

IF WE WANT TO BE EFFECTIVE,
WE HAVE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE.

- FUCKING PUSSIES!

LET 'EM GO.

WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY?

COME ON.

- HOW OLD IS GUS NOW?

- ABOUT THREE.
- WOW.

- OH. SAME AGE AS JARED

WHEN THE COURTS GAVE HIM BACK
TO MY EX-HUSBAND.

DAMN.

HEY, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HAVING FUN.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

GOD, I HATE WOMEN WHO CRY,
DON'T YOU?

- I'D CRY TOO, IF SOMEONE
TOOK GUS AWAY.

THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT
OF CHANGES IN THE LAW

SINCE THAT DECISION.

- YEAH, NOT TO MENTION
THE WORLD.

- IT ALSO DOESN'T HURT
THAT THE JUDGE WHO'S

HEARING YOUR APPEAL HAS
A GAY-FRIENDLY TRACK RECORD.

- AND THAT YOU HAVE
A BRILLIANT LAWYER.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD'VE
DONE WITHOUT YOU.

- LAMB'S READY,
SO LET'S EAT.

[overlapping chatter]

- I THOUGHT THE GAY GENE
PROVIDED US ALL

WITH AN INNATE ABILITY
TO REDECORATE, ACCESSORIZE,

AND ARRANGE FLOWERS.

- I THINK MINE'S RECESSIVE.

- OH, ALLOW ME.

ALL RIGHT. THIS...

GOES HERE.

- YOURS IS OBVIOUSLY DOMINANT.

- THERE.

SO, WHAT IS WITH THE SUDDEN
URGE TO BEAUTIFY?

- I JUST THOUGHT THE PLACE
COULD USE A LITTLE SPRUCING UP.

- MICHAEL, IT SAID
THE SOCIAL WORKER MAY,

REPEAT, MAY, SHOW UP.

- WHO SAID I'M DOING IT
BECAUSE OF THAT?

ALL RIGHT, I AM DOING IT
BECAUSE OF THAT.

BUT LIKE MEL SAID,

GAY PARENTS HAVE TO BE BETTER
THAN STRAIGHT PARENTS.

- WELL, I THINK THAT
YOUR WORRY, CONCERN,

AND OBSESSIVE-
COMPULSIVENESS...

ARE TOTALLY NEUROTIC...

AND ADORABLE.

I SAY LET'S JUST
BE OURSELVES.

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

[door opens]

- CAREFUL.

YOU WANT THE SOCIAL WORKER
TO COME IN HERE

AND SEE TWO HOMOS KISSING?

- WOULD YOU PUT ON
SOME CLOTHES?

AND USE A GLASS?

- DUDE, YOU NEED
TO TAKE A CHILL PILL.

- I JUST FLUFFED
THOSE PILLOWS.

[knock at door]

- OH, FUCK.
GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH.

GO AND GET DRESSED, NOW.

- UH, EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT.

NOW JUST CALM DOWN.

HYSTERIA ISN'T GOING TO HELP.

- IT'S CANNELLONI NIGHT!

I USED TO MAKE IT
FOR VIC AND RODNEY.

AND NOW YOU GUYS
ARE THE LUCKY RECIPIENTS.

- MA.
- [chuckles]

WANNA WARM THIS UP?

- UH, DEBBIE,
I'VE ALREADY MADE DINNER.

IT'S SOY LOAF

WITH, UH, MASHED TURNIPS
AND CARROT COULIS.

- UH-HUH.

SO YOU WANNA WARM THIS UP?

- MA, PLEASE, NOT TONIGHT.

- WHY NOT TONIGHT?

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE SOCIAL WORKER.

- HONEY,
I'M THE SOCIAL DIRECTOR.

SO COME ON IN
AND SIT DOWN.

[sneezes]

GET THESE FUCKING FLOWERS
OUT OF HERE.

SIT DOWN.

[slow music]

*

- TONIGHT IT'S YOUR TURN.

- [chuckles]

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[grunts]

- OKAY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL FIGHT FOR IT.

COME ON.

- WOULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR ASS
BACK INTO BED?

- WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURS OUT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
ARE YOU SCARED?

- YEAH, I'M INCAPACITATED
WITH FEAR.

- THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

- [groans]

- HMM.
OH, YEAH.

WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO FIGHT?

- CODY TAUGHT ME.
- REALLY?

- UH-HUH.
- HUH-HAH.

- THE OTHER NIGHT, I EVEN
TOOK OUT A STRAIGHT GUY.

- I DATED A COUPLE
OF THOSE MYSELF.

- [chuckles]

- HEY! WATCH THE FACE, ASSHOLE.

- COME ON, OLD MAN.

- WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?

- YOU HEARD ME, GEEZER.

- UH-HUH.

[both grunt]

- OW.

[sniffles]

- CAREFUL, SONNY.

YOU MIGHT GET HURT.

- [grunts]
I DON'T CARE IF I GET HURT,

AS LONG AS I HURT THEM MORE.

THEY'RE NOT ALL ASSHOLES.

THAT'S A LAUGH,
COMING FROM YOU.

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FUCKING
HETEROPHOBE OF ALL TIME.

[both grunting]

YOU ALWAYS SAID
THERE'S ONLY TWO KINDS

OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD:

THE ONES WHO HATE YOU
TO YOUR FACE,

AND THE KIND THAT HATE YOU
BEHIND YOUR BACK.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?

- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- [grunts]

- I KNOW.
I PROMISED I'D CUT BACK.

- DID I SAY ANYTHING?

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I'LL STOP.

- I FEEL SO SORRY
FOR JEANETTE.

ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS,

"THANK GOD IT'S NOT US."

AND, HOW LUCKY THEY ARE

TO HAVE YOU
AS THEIR CHAMPION.

IN FACT, MICHAEL AND JUSTIN
SHOULD CREATE

A SUPERWOMAN CHARACTER
BASED ON YOU.

- DYNO-DYKE?
- NOT BAD.

- UNFORTUNATELY, THIS CASE
DOESN'T REQUIRE SUPERPOWERS,

JUST LONG, HARD HOURS.

- I WISH I COULD HELP.

- YOU ALREADY HAVE.

MORE THAN YOU KNOW.

- [yawns]
- OH, GOD.

GUESS I NEED TO BRUSH UP
ON MY ROMANTIC SUPERPOWERS.

- NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT YOU.

OH, IT'S LATE.

- WHY DON'T YOU
GO BACK TO BED?

- YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN
OVERTURN THE VERDICT,

GET JEANETTE'S SON BACK?

- OUR RESEARCH IS THOROUGH,

OUR ARGUMENTS SOUND.

IF NOT, THEN,

THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE
ONE ANGRY,

PREGNANT LESBIAN TO DEAL WITH.

- GO, DYNO-DYKE.

- WELL, FIRST WE TRIED
THE LIBERTY BATHS.

AND SOMEHOW,
THE FILTHY MATTRESS,

THE AROMA OF STALE POPPERS

AND STEPPING INTO PUDDLES
OF COLD CUM DIDN'T EXACTLY

MOVE ME TO HUM
"ISN'T IT ROMANTIC."

THEN WE TRIED THE GRAVEL PIT.

HOW DANTE MANAGED TO OVERLOOK
IT, I'LL NEVER KNOW.

SO FINALLY, HE WENT HOME
TO HIS MOTHER,

AND I WENT HOME
TO MEL AND LINZ.

- IT MAY BE TIME
TO GET YOUR OWN PLACE.

- WELL, IT'S A THOUGHT.

THERE ARE DEFINITE ADVANTAGES

TO LIVING WITH LESBIANS,
HOWEVER.

- I'M WAITING.

- THE SHEETS ARE CLEAN,
AND THE MATTRESS IS FIRM...

VERY FIRM.

AND, UH, YOU'RE NEVER TEMPTED
TO OVEREAT AT MEALS.

AND BEST OF ALL,
THERE'S OODLES OF ROOM

IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
FOR MY COSMETICS.

[bell dings]

- WELL, SOUNDS LIKE
A LITTLE CORNER OF HEAVEN.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS

TO FIND QUAIL EGGS
IN THIS BURG?

I'VE BEEN TO THREE MARKETS.

- WELL, WE'LL JUST
USE CHICKEN EGGS.

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T HATCH,
WHO'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

[phone ringing]

- MMM. WHY, MRS. HENDERSON,

I'M COLLECTING QUAIL EGGS
AS WE SPEAK.

MM-HMM.

- THE HOSTESS
WITH THE MOSTEST.

- DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.
JUST LEAVE IT TO ME.

- YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT,
UNCLE VIC.

- MUST BE
THAT ANTI-AGING CREAM.

COUPLE OF YEARS,
I'LL BE READY FOR HIGH SCHOOL.

- NO, I WAS REFERRING
TO AN INNER GLOW.

- OH, MICHAEL,
TO FINALLY BE ALONE,

WITH A MAN YOU LOVE.
[sighs]

WHAT AM I TELLING YOU FOR?
YOU KNOW.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

TO FINALLY BE ALONE,
WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE

AND THE MOTHER YOU LOVE.

- OH, NO. SHE'S NOT--
- I DIDN'T REALIZE

WHAT A TREMENDOUS DEBT
I OWE YOU

FOR TAKING A BULLET
FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS.

- IF ONLY I'D KNOWN,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT.

- NO, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

THIS IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
IT'S MINE.

SHE'S MY MOTHER,

AND I JUST NEED
TO EXPLAIN TO HER

THAT AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER,

THERE HAVE TO BE BOUNDARIES.

- YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE

THAN BOUNDARIES
WITH YOUR MOTHER.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A BORDER PATROL.

- EVER READ THIS?

- WHEN I WAS NINE.

- YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT AGAIN.

ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE
HUCK FREES JIM FROM SLAVERY.

HE KNOWS HE'S GOING AGAINST
EVERYTHING

THAT SOCIETY AND RELIGION
HAVE TAUGHT HIM,

THAT HE'LL BE CONDEMNED
TO HELL.

BUT HE DOESN'T CARE.

YOU'RE GOING TO BAIL TOO?

- NO, FUCK, NO.

IT'S JUST THAT MAYBE

WE WENT TOO FAR
THE OTHER NIGHT.

- THAT GUY WAS
A RAGING ASSHOLE.

HE DESERVED TO GET THE SHIT
BEAT OUT OF HIM.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

BUT WHEN I TOLD BRIAN,
HE KIND OF--

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
TELLING OTHER PEOPLE FOR?

POSSE BUSINESS
STAYS BETWEEN US.

- COME ON,
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

AND HE THINKS WHAT
WE'RE DOING IS CRAZY.

- CRAZY?

YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY?

- A MAN WHO LIES WITH A MAN

WILL BURN IN HELL.

"THOU SHALT NOT LIE
WITH MANKIND,

"AS WITH WOMANKIND.
IT IS...

AN ABOMINATION."

LEVITICUS, CHAPTER 18,
VERSE 22.

I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP, FOLKS.

THIS IS GOD'S HOLY WORD.

AND IF YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT,

GUILTY OF THE SIN
OF HOMOSEXUALITY,

THEN YOU ARE ON THAT BROAD
AND WINDING ROAD

THAT LEADS
TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.

all: AMEN!

- PRAISE THE LORD.

- AMEN.

- DOES THIS GO ON
EVERY NIGHT?

- JUST WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY.

IT'S HIS FAVORITE SUBJECT.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU EVEN COME HERE.

- "KNOW THINE ENEMY."

- IS THAT IN THE BIBLE?

- IT'S IN THE FRONT OF MINE.

- [shushes]

- BECAUSE JESUS LOVES YOU,
MY CHILDREN.

AND JESUS CAN CHANGE YOU.
- OH YES, HE CAN.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE,
IN GOD'S HOLY WORD.

all: PRAISE JESUS.

- SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.

- YOUR SERMON WAS
AN INSPIRATION, PASTOR.

- GIVE GOD THE GLORY.

HE SPOKE RIGHT THROUGH ME
TONIGHT.

IT WAS SO GOOD
TO HAVE YOU YOUNG MEN

IN OUR SERVICE TONIGHT.

- IT WAS VERY INSPIRING.

- GIVE GOD THE GLORY.

- MIND IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION,
PASTOR?

- PLEASE.

- THIS BOOK, YOU HAVE
TO BELIEVE ALL OF IT,

NOT JUST SOME OF IT, RIGHT?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- SO DO YOU LIKE SHRIMP?

- WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I DO.

- BECAUSE IN LEVITICUS,

A FEW SCRIPTURES
BEFORE THAT

"MAN LYING WITH MAN
IS AN ABOMINATION" ONE,

IT ALSO SAYS IT'S AN
ABOMINATION TO EAT SHELLFISH.

AND SHRIMP
ARE SHELLFISH, RIGHT?

- WHAT'S YOUR POINT,
YOUNG MAN?

- I BELIEVE THE POINT IS,
IF YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP,

WE CAN EAT COCK.

- SON, YOU NEED THE LORD.

YOU NEED TO ACCEPT JESUS.

- OH, I ACCEPT JESUS.

IT'S ASSHOLES LIKE YOU
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.

[pats back]

- I WANT THE FULL COLOR COMPS
ON MY DESK

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,

AND SET UP A CONFERENCE CALL
WITH REMSON FOR 10:00

SO THAT HE CAN SIGN OFF.

WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN BUSINESS,

THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS
"WE NEVER CLOSE."

COME TO THINK OF IT,
THAT'S WHAT IT USED TO SAY

ON THE OLD BATHHOUSE DOOR.

IT'S YOUR SHOT.

- MMM.

- [chuckles]
- SHIT.

- OFF YOUR GAME?

- WAITING FOR THE SOCIAL WORKER
TO ARRIVE IS MAKING ME NUTS.

- YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU AND THE PROFESSOR ARE

THE WORLD'S GREATEST
FOSTER PARENTS.

- THANKS, BRIAN.

- BESIDES, WHO ELSE WOULD WANT
THE LITTLE FUCKER?

- MICHAEL, BRIAN,

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET KENT.

- TRENT.
- UH, TRENT.

WOULD YOU, UM,
MIND EXCUSING US

FOR JUST A NANOSECOND
WHILE I TALK WITH BRIAN?

- SURE.

- BRIAN,

UM, I'M KIND OF IN A SPOT.

SEE, UH, TRENT--UH, KENT,

IS THIS, UM, THIS REALLY
INTERESTING PERSON.

VERY DEEP.

- [chuckles]
I BET.

- AND, UH, I CAN'T TAKE HIM BACK
TO MEL AND LINZ'S.

WOULDN'T BE KOSHER.

- GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO DIP
THE DILL SOMEWHERE ELSE.

- SO I WAS, UM, WONDERING--

AND I KNOW THIS
IS A REALLY HUGE FAVOR

FOR WHICH I'D BE
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL,

IF, UH, I COULD
USE YOUR PLACE,

JUST FOR AN HOUR?

HALF AN HOUR?

TEN MINUTES, TOPS?

NO? OKAY.
UM, WELL, UH,

DON'T WORRY ABOUT US,
WE'LL BE FINE. OKAY. BYE.

[phone ringing]

- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT WILDERNESS ADVENTURE?

- WHAT'S UP?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT DIDN'T GET THERE?

THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO TRANSFER IT THIS MORNING.

WELL, CALL WERTSHAFTER
AND TELL HIM TO--

WHAT?

SHIT.

FUCK!

- GOOD NEWS, DEAR?

- THE GODDAMN ACCOUNTANT
WAS SUPPOSED TO WIRE THE MONEY

FOR THE ENDOVIR ADS TO HEAT,

BUT IT NEVER ARRIVED.

- CALL HIM IN THE MORNING AND
HAVE HIM STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.

- THEY'RE OUT OF THE OFFICE
UNTIL MONDAY,

AND THE DEADLINE'S
TOMORROW NIGHT.

I'M GOING TO LOSE
MY ONE BIG ACCOUNT.

I'M GOING TO GET SO FUCKED.

- YOU AND ME BOTH, HONEY.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

WERTSHAFTER'S
YOUR ACCOUNTANT?

YOU KNOW WHO USED TO WORK
FOR WERTSHAFTER?

- I'M TED.
I'M A CRYSTAL METH ADDICT.

all: HI, TED.

- THIS IS MY SIXTH WEEK
OF RECOVERY.

UH, I GUESS IT ALL STARTED,

I'D SAY,
ABOUT A YEAR AGO OR SO.

I WAS STRUGGLING
WITH FEELINGS

OF WORTHLESSNESS
AND DEPRESSION;

NO LONGER HAD THE WILL
TO GO ON.

SO IN A MOMENT OF DESPAIR,
I DECIDED TO TRY WHAT'S--

- COME ON, I NEED YOU.

- JESUS, BRIAN,
CAN YOU SEE I'M SHARING?

- IT'S NOTHING YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD BEFORE.

DID DRUGS, FUCKED AROUND.

HIT BOTTOM.
REGRETS IT DEEPLY.

LET'S GO.
- I--

NO, MY COUNSELOR SAID
I'M SUPPOSED--

- SHUT UP, LET'S GO.

- HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

THE RULE IS YOU NEVER INTERRUPT
SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE SHARING.

- IT'S NOT MY CLUB.
IT'S NOT MY RULES.

- YOU ARE UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE!

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE?

- DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND
IMAGINE A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH,

IT'LL COME TO YOU.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

MY IDIOT ACCOUNTANT,

THE SAME DICK THAT FIRED
YOUR ASS FOR JACKING OFF

AT YOUR COMPUTER...
- WERTSHAFTER?

- HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TRANSFER
20 GRAND FROM MY ACCOUNT

INTO HEAT MAGAZINE'S ACCOUNT,

BUT THEY FUCKED IT UP.

- AS IF I'M SURPRISED.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ABOUT IT?

- FIND IT AND FIX IT

AND GET IT TO THEM
BY MIDNIGHT.

- BY MIDNIGHT?
- OR SOONER.

- AH, A SIMPLE ENOUGH REQUEST.

ONLY, I CAN'T DO IT.
I'M OUT OF SHAPE.

I HAVEN'T CRUNCHED A NUMBER
IN YEARS.

BESIDES, I'M A SINGER NOW.

YOU WANT TO HEAR MANRICO'S ARIA
FROM IL TROVATORE?

FINE.

* DI QUELLA PIRA *

- LISTEN TO ME.

ARE YOU LISTENING?
- I'M LISTENING.

- YOU MAY BE A PATHETIC
DRUG ADDICT

WHO'S LOST EVERYTHING--
YOUR DIGNITY,

YOUR LIVELIHOOD, YOUR LOVER,
YOUR GOOD NAME,

THE RESPECT AND TRUST
OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW...

- NO ONE GIVES A PEP TALK
LIKE YOU, BRI.

- BUT THERE'S ONE THING
YOU HAVEN'T LOST.

YOU'RE STILL AN ACCOUNTANT.

THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.

NOT EVEN THE LOWEST FORM
OF DEGRADATION

CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU.

NOW, "LET'S LIVE IN THE
SOLUTION, NOT IN THE PROBLEM."

- [sighs]

- SORRY I'M LATE.

I WAS IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
FOREVER.

SEEMS EVERY WOMAN
IN PITTSBURGH'S PREGNANT,

INCLUDING MY OBSTETRICIAN.

- MEL, I HAVE SOME NEWS--
- I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT

FINISHING MY FINAL ARGUMENT.

DID A DAMN GOOD JOB
IF I DO SAY SO,

BUT, HEY, I'LL LET YOU
BE THE JUDGE.

- WELL FIRST, WOULD YOU LET ME
GET A WORD IN?

- SURE, LARRY.
WHAT'S UP?

- THEY'RE REPLACING
JUDGE MCNALLY

ON THE ARLEN VERSUS ARLEN CASE.

- WITH WHOM?

- JUDGE RANDALL WALKER.

- ISN'T HE THE ONE WHO
UPHELD THE FIRING

OF THAT GAY
ELEMENTARY TEACHER?

- THAT'S OUR BOY.
- THAT'S TOO BAD.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A REAL
UPHILL BATTLE ON OUR HANDS.

IT DOESN'T MEAN
WE STILL CAN'T WIN.

WE JUST HAVE TO REWORK
OUR ARGUMENT,

EMPHASIZE THAT
THE PREVIOUS JUDGE

INCORRECTLY APPLIED THE LAW,
AND THAT'S WHY

WE'RE SEEKING A PROPER
LEGAL DETERMINATION.

BESIDES, JEANETTE AND ANNA
ARE COUNTING ON ME.

I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF LETTING THEM DOWN.

[music on TV]

*

- [chuckles]

I JUST LOVE
SOME LIKE IT HOT.

I COULD WATCH IT OVER AND
OVER AND OVER.

- WE HAVE.

- SO WHO'S UP FOR
ALL ABOUT EVE?

- I HAVE SOME WRITING
I NEED TO FINISH.

- YEAH, AND--AND HUNTER
HAS HOMEWORK TO DO.

- I DON'T MIND.

- OH, THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
FOR BETTE DAVIS.

- WHO'S BETTE DAVIS?

- "WHO'S BETTE DAVIS?"

THIS KID NEEDS
A REAL EDUCATION, MIKE.

- "HOMOPIECE THEATER"
IS OVER FOR THIS EVENING.

GO ON.
- ALL RIGHT.

YOU BOYS GO DO WHATEVER IT IS
YOU NEED TO DO.

I'LL JUST SIT HERE
AND PLAY SOLITAIRE.

- MA, UH, UNCLE VIC
AND I WERE TALKING, AND--

- YOU AND VIC?

OH.

- ALL ABOUT YOU.

AND I KNOW YOU MUST
FEEL LONELY...

BECAUSE HE'S GONE, BUT, UH...

YOU CAN'T KEEP
COMING OVER HERE.

YOU'VE GOT TO FIND SOME THINGS
TO DO ON YOUR OWN,

YOU KNOW, WITH SOME FRIENDS
OF YOUR OWN.

- WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU
AND MY BROTHER KNOW HOW I FEEL,

AND WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING.

- IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA
TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS.

- I'M BROAD ENOUGH, THANKS.

- DEBBIE, IT WASN'T MEANT
AS A CRITICISM.

- WELL, IT SOUNDED LIKE ONE.

- WELL, DON'T TAKE IT OUT
ON BEN.

HE WAS JUST MAKING
A SUGGESTION.

- WELL, FINE.

AND I'LL MAKE ONE TO YOU:

M.Y.O.B.!

AND YOU'VE GOT A HELL OF
A NERVE, YOU KNOW,

AFTER I-I DO YOUR LAUNDRY
AND I MAKE YOUR DINNER.

- YOU WANT TO SPRAY
FOR TERMITES TOO?

- DON'T YOU OPEN A MOUTH TO ME,
YOUNG MAN.

AND YOU'RE NOT SO YOUNG.

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO SHOW ME
A LITTLE RESPECT.

- I DO SHOW RESPECT!

- BY TELLING YOUR OWN MOTHER

THAT SHE'S NOT WELCOME
IN YOUR HOUSE?

- I NEVER SAID THAT.
- HE NEVER SAID THAT.

- WELL,"YOU CAN'T KEEP
COMING OVER HERE"?

WELL, HOW'D YOU LIKE IT
IF I SAID THAT TO YOU?

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

AND BELIEVE ME,
THERE WERE PLENTY OF TIMES

WHEN I WANTED TO DO IT,
WHEN I COULD'VE USED

A LITTLE FUCKIN'
PEACE AND QUIET.

- HEY, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK.

- HEY, COME ON, YOU TWO.

- YOU KEEP THE FUCK
OUT OF THIS.

[knock at door]
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT,

BECAUSE A MOTHER'S LOVE
KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

- WELL, I WISH IT WOULD.

- SO WHAT, YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE
ONE OF THOSE MOTHERS

WHO DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP?

- WELL, I CAN DREAM,
CAN'T I?

- WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE,

SOME WISE-ASS COMMENT?

- I'M CONSTANCE SIMMONS
FROM SOCIAL SERVICES.

ARE MR. BRUCKNER AND
MR. NOVOTNY AT HOME?

- JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUR SON...
- OH, SHIT.

- IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO BARGE IN HERE

ANYTIME YOU WANT.

- WOULD YOU TWO TAKE IT
OUT ON THE STREET?

- COME IN.

- WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T
FUCKING REMEMBER

THAT I RAISED YOU
ALL BY MYSELF,

WITH NO FUCKING HELP
FROM ANYONE!

- HOW COULD I NOT
FUCKING REMEMBER?

YOU NEVER LET ME
FUCKING FORGET IT!

- GUYS?

THAT'S MR. BRUCKNER
AND THAT'S MR. NOVOTNY.

THIS IS THE LADY
FROM SOCIAL SERVICES.

- [sighs]
LET'S TRY THIS.

[computer buzzes]

NOPE.

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TRY THIS.

[computer buzzes]

NOPE. SHIT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET
INTO THIS GODDAMN SYSTEM.

- YOU HAVE TO KNOW.
YOU USED TO FUCKING WORK THERE.

[computer buzzes]

[cell phone rings]

KINNEY.

YEAH, THE MONEY'S BEING
TRANSFERRED AS WE SPEAK.

IT'S AS GOOD AS THERE.

- NO, IT'S NOT!

- DO YOU WANT
TO MAKE A LIAR OUT OF ME?

- LOOK, I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAVE ANY STRESS IN MY LIFE.

MY PROGRAM SPECIFICALLY STATES
THAT--

- THAT WITH DIVINE POWER

AND THE THREAT
OF IMMINENT DEATH,

YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

- LET'S SEE, UH,

THE LAST PASSWORD HE USED

WAS HIS DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY,
IT WAS 9-15-74.

[computer buzzes]

[sighs]
BEFORE THAT IT WAS HIS WIFE'S.

THAT WAS, UH, 11-21-46.

[computer buzzes]

BEFORE THAT IT WAS
HIS MOTHER'S.

THAT WAS 6-28-33.

[computer buzzes]

- YOU REMEMBER NUMBERS
THE WAY

I REMEMBER NUMBERS.

- [sighs]

W-W-W-W-WAIT.

HE HAD A GRANDDAUGHTER.

UH, IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY,
2001.

I REMEMBER, 'CAUSE
I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE.

[computer chimes]

OH, MY GOD.

WE'RE IN.

[rain pouring]

- THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN WANDER
AROUND ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS.

- COME HERE.
- [shushes]

REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU:

THINK HOSPITAL ZONE,
WITH LESBIANS.

- OKAY

- [shushes]

- [grunts]
- [shushes]

FUCK ME.

- [howls]

[both gasp]

- [howl continues]

[distant howling]

- YOU WERE FUCKING AMAZING.

- YEAH, I WAS PRETTY GOOD,
WASN'T I?

- THE WAY YOU WERE
GOING AT IT,

THERE WAS NO STOPPING YOU.

- WELL, ONCE I FIGURED OUT
WHERE THE MISTAKE WAS,

YOU KNOW, THEY TOOK THE MONEY
FROM YOUR ACCOUNT,

PUT IT INTO THEIR ACCOUNT,

BUT NEVER SENT IT ON
TO HEAT MAGAZINE'S ACCOUNT

BEFORE THEY LEFT
FOR THE WEEKEND...

- ASSHOLES.

- YEAH, IT WAS EASY ENOUGH
TO FINISH

THE TRANSFER IN TIME
TO MEET THE DEADLINE.

- IT WAS GENIUS.

SHEER GENIUS.

- NOTHING ANY CONSCIENTIOUS
ACCOUNTANT

WITH A KNOWLEDGE OF THE SYSTEM
COULDN'T HAVE DONE.

- BUT IT WAS YOU,
THEODORE SCHMIDT,

WHO DID IT.
- YEAH.

- YOU CAN KEEP ON DOING IT,
STARTING MONDAY MORNING.

- ARE YOU SAYING--

- I WANT YOU TO COME
AND WORK FOR ME.

- JESUS, BRIAN, I--

I NEVER DREAMED THAT YOU,
OF ALL PEOPLE,

WOULD EVER ASK ME,
OF ALL PEOPLE.

- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

- I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
YOUR OFFER MEANS TO ME.

- THEN DON'T.
JUST SAY YES.

- I--

- WILL?

- I--

- ACCEPT?

- I...CAN'T.

I'M NOT READY.
I'M SORRY.

- [chuckles]
- MM-MM.

- OATMEAL?

- NO, THANKS.
NOT HUNGRY.

- DOUGHNUT?

- ALL RIGHT,
YOU CONVINCED ME.

- SO, HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

- LIKE A BABY. YOU?

- GREAT--

EXCEPT FOR
THIS TERRIBLE HOWLING.

- UH, LINZ, I CAN EXPLAIN.

- NO NEED. WE HEARD.

LOUD AND CLEAR.

- BELIEVE ME, I HAD NO IDEA
I BROUGHT HOME THE WOLFMAN.

- I THOUGHT WE MADE
AN AGREEMENT.

- AND I BROKE IT.

IT'S JUST,
THERE WAS THIS MONSOON,

AND-AND WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY PLACE--

UM, UH, NO EXCUSE.

I-I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

- I HOPE YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN.

JUST NOT HERE.

- THE PROBLEM IS, WHERE?

- THE SOLUTION'S PRETTY SIMPLE,
DON'T YOU THINK?

- MY OWN PLACE.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER
LIVED ALONE BEFORE.

I MEAN, AFTER I LEFT HAZELHURST,
I CAME UP HERE,

AND I LIVED WITH GODIVA,
THEN MICHAEL,

THEN TEDDY,
NOW YOU AND MEL.

- SO MAYBE IT'S TIME.

WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN
LIKE IT,

BEING ABLE TO COME AND GO...

- AND COME.
- AS YOU PLEASE.

[chuckles]

- IF MEL SAYS IT'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT,

IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

- BUT AFTER WHAT YOU JUST
TOLD US ABOUT THIS NEW JUDGE--

- LOOK, THERE'S NO DENYING

WE HAVE AN ADDITIONAL HURDLE
TO OVERCOME.

BUT IT'S NOT INSURMOUNTABLE.

BESIDES, YOU KNOW
AS WELL AS I DO

THAT NO VICTORY WORTH WINNING
EVER COMES EASILY.

- THANK YOU, MEL.

- WE'RE GOING
TO GET THROUGH THIS

AS LONG AS WE STICK TOGETHER
AND STAY STRONG.

[knock at door]

- SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE--

- WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
- YEAH.

- WOULD YOU AT LEAST LISTEN
TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?

- I HEARD WHAT
YOU HAD TO SAY.

THE ANSWER IS NO FUCKING WAY.

- YOU READ WALKER'S RECORD.
HE'S IN THE DARK AGES.

- THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO ENLIGHTEN HIM.

- YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL
WHAT I'M SAYING

IS BEST FOR THE CASE
AND THE CLIENT.

- YOU TAKING OVER.

- AT LEAST I'M SOMEONE
HE CAN RELATE TO.

- A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE.

- MEL, WE HAVE AN UNFRIENDLY
JUDGE, A GAY MOTHER,

AND LOOK WHO'S DEFENDING HER:
A PREGNANT LESBIAN.

- EXACTLY.
WHO KNOWS BETTER

WHAT SHE'S GOING THROUGH
THAN I DO?

- THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE
TO BE THE ONE TO SAY IT.

AND RIGHT NOW, WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE THAT RISK.

- OH, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I'M A RISK.

WELL, IF YOU THINK I WORKED
DAY AND NIGHT FOR MONTHS,

POURING MY GUTS
INTO THIS CASE,

ONLY TO SEE IT TAKEN AWAY
BY ONE OF THE BOYS--

- I AM NOT TRYING
TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU.

THIS WILL STILL BE YOUR CASE.

YOUR WORK WILL STILL BE THERE.

YOU WILL STILL BE THERE.

- SITTING BEHIND YOU?

SORRY, LARRY.
NO WAY.

AND GIVEN THE CONFIDENCE
AND SUPPORT OF MY CLIENTS,

THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'D ALLOW IT EITHER.

[classical music]

*

- [singing La Donna E Mobile
aria from Rigoletto by Verdi]

*

- YEAH.
- YOU WANT WINE?

I WANT WINE.

- [continues singing]

*

[cheers and applause]

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- HEY, PAVAROTTI.

I'M STILL WAITING
FOR MY EXTRA ALFREDO SAUCE.

- OH, COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.
SORRY.

- AND I NEVER GOT
MY SIDE SALAD.

- COMING RIGHT UP, MADAME.

- I UNDERSTAND THAT,
MA'AM,

BUT YOU SHOULD'VE REQUESTED
SEPARATE CHECKS

BEFORE YOU PLACED THE ORDER.

- NOBODY TOLD US THAT.

OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
HOW ARE WE EVER

GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT?

- I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

- PERHAPS I CAN BE
OF ASSISTANCE.

UH, WHO HAD THE LASAGNA?

- I DID, AND I HAD A GLASS
OF CHIANTI.

- MAKE THAT TWO.

- SHE ONLY HAD WATER.

AND--AND WE'RE SPLITTING
IDA'S.

- SHE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL.

- OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- OH, HOW SWEET, DEAR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- SHE HAD THE SCAMPI
AND THE ICED TEA.

- AND WE ALL SPLIT
A CAESAR SALAD, DON'T FORGET.

AND AN ORDER
OF FRIED CALAMARI.

[overlapping chatter]

- OKAY, SO THAT'S
$14.73 FOR YOU.

INCLUDES TAX AND TIP.

AND WHO HAD THE VEAL PARMESAN?
- ME, DEAR.

- OKAY, YOU OWE
$5 FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL,

AND $10 FOR YOURSELF,
SO YOUR GRAND TOTAL IS $18.45,

WHICH LEAVES YOU
WITH THE LINGUINI

AND 80 CENTS, ADD 15%,

BRINGS IT TO $13.63.

[pleased chatter]

- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE TOO KIND.

- YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
A NICE VOICE, YOUNG MAN.

BUT IF YOU ASK ME, YOU
SHOULD'VE BEEN AN ACCOUNTANT.

IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD.

[overlapping chatter]

- WELL, IT WAS NICE,
WHILE IT LASTED.

- LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
FOR CERTAIN.

- YEAH, WE DO.

THE LOOK ON MISS SIMMONS' FACE
SAID IT ALL.

"GET THAT KID AWAY FROM THOSE
CRAZY PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY."

- YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
TO WHISPER.

I HAVE 20-20 HEARING.

THINK SHE'LL TAKE ME
WITH HER TONIGHT?

- SHE CAN'T DO THAT.

- THEY CAN DO ANYTHING
THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE.

[knock at door]

- GETTING MORE UPSET
ISN'T GOING TO HELP.

- RIGHT.
I'LL GET LESS UPSET.

- HEY, BEN.

- JESUS, MA.

- IF YOU WANT TO SLAM THE DOOR
IN MY FACE,

I'LL UNDERSTAND.

- GOOD.
- HEY, HEY.

COME IN, DEBBIE.

- LOOK, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO EAT ALL DAY,

NOT EVEN THE MAC AND CHEESE
AT THE DINER,

WHICH IS MY FAVORITE.

LOOK, IF I'VE DONE ANYTHING

TO FUCK UP YOUR CHANCES
OF KEEPING THAT KID,

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

- THAT'LL MAKE TWO OF US.

- IT'S NO MORE YOUR FAULT
THAN IT IS OURS.

THINGS JUST GOT
A LITTLE OUT OF--

[knock at door]

- HELLO, MR. BRUCKNER.

MR. NOVOTNY.

MRS. NOVOTNY,
WHAT A SURPRISE.

- HOPEFULLY NOT AS MUCH
AS LAST TIME.

- MS. SIMMONS, I-I-I KNOW

WHEN YOU WERE HERE
THE OTHER NIGHT,

IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE HUNTER
BELONGED HERE.

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH
BEN AND I CARE ABOUT HIM.

AND WE KNOW WE WOULD BE
VERY GOOD FOSTER PARENTS,

IF YOU JUST GIVE US A CHANCE.

- OH, I AGREE.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I HAVE A MOTHER TOO.

WE'RE ALWAYS GOING
AT EACH OTHER.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
WE DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER.

IN FACT, WE WOULDN'T FIGHT
SO MUCH IF WE DIDN'T.

SO WHEN I COME ACROSS
WHAT I SAW HERE,

I KNOW WHAT IT IS,

'CAUSE IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I SEE VERY OFTEN.

IT'S CALLED LOVE.

- PUTTING IN LONG, HARD HOURS
IN YE OLDE STEAM ROOM?

- NOT THE WAY I'D LIKE TO.

- DOING YOUR OWN BOOKS,
I SEE.

- AT LEAST IT'S SOMEONE
I CAN TRUST.

- [clears throat]

LOOK, UH, BRIAN,

I'VE RECONSIDERED
YOUR OFFER,

AND IF THE POSITION--

MAKE THAT "OPPORTUNITY,"

IS STILL AVAILABLE,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP ON IT.

- WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?

- IDA FREEDMAN'S
80TH BIRTHDAY...

AND THE ALBEIT OBVIOUS,

BUT NONETHELESS BELATED,
REALIZATION

THAT MY TRUE CALLING IS NOT
TO DECIMATE DONNA E MOBILE

IN BETWEEN COURSES OF PASTA,

BUT...

AS YOU SAID,
TO BE WHAT I TRULY AM...

[scoffs]
AN ACCOUNTANT.

- THAT WAS A LOVELY TESTIMONY.

IT'S WORTHY OF A.A.--

"ACCOUNTANTS ANONYMOUS."

- [scoffs]

- YOU CAN START FIRST THING
MONDAY MORNING.

- I'LL BE HERE, BOSS.

- OH, AND, THEODORE,
IF YOU FUCK UP,

I'LL HAVE YOU MURDERED.

- [laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[club music]

*

- UGH. DISGUSTING.

- YOU MEAN THIS?

- FUCKING FREAKS.

COME ON.

- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

- HEY, ASSHOLE.

MAYBE IT'S YOU AND YOUR FAT-ASS
BITCH WHO ARE THE FREAKS.

- FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.
- HEY!

- [grunts]

YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME,
FAGGOT?

- HEY. HEY!
- HUH? HUH?

- YEAH, WE WANT
TO MESS WITH YOU.

- OH, MY GOD!
- DROP THE KNIFE.

- CODY.
- DROP THE FUCKING KNIFE!

- PUT IT DOWN.

- HOW TOUGH ARE YOU NOW,
ASSHOLE?

- PLEASE, MAN, I--
- DON'T SAY PLEASE.

SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

SAY, "I'M SO VERY SORRY."

- DO IT.

- I'M SO VERY SORRY.

- YEAH, YOU BET YOU ARE,

YOU STRAIGHT PIECE OF SHIT.

NOW, POLITELY EXCUSE
YOURSELVES.

I SAID POLITELY.

[engine starts]

COME ON.

[distant sirens]

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
HAD A FUCKING GUN.

WHERE THE FUCK
DID YOU GET A GUN?

- WHERE I GREW UP,
EVERYONE HAD ONE.

- AND IF IT HAD GONE OFF,
YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM.

[gun clicking]

- IT WAS JUST MEANT
TO SCARE THEM.

- YEAH, WELL, IT WORKED.

YOU ALSO SCARED THE SHIT
OUT OF ME.

I'VE NEVER EVEN
HELD A GUN BEFORE.

- GO ON.

- IT'S HEAVIER
THAN I THOUGHT...

AND COLD.

- IT'LL HEAT UP.

[both chuckle]

- DID IT MAKE YOU HARD?

- MAYBE.

- THE SAME THING HAPPENED
TO ME MY FIRST TIME.

WANT TO PLAY WITH IT?

- YEAH.

[zipper opens]

[panting]

[grunts]

- AHH.

[I Stayed With You]

*

- * THE MINUTE
YOU SAID YES *

* IS WHEN I LOST INTEREST

* AND YET I STAYED

* I STAYED WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

* I DON'T MEAN
TO BE SO CRUEL *

* OR PLAY YOU
FOR A FOOL *

* I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
TO DO WITH YOU *

* WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

* THE MINUTE YOU SAID IT

* MY HEART STRAYED

* THE MINUTE YOU SAID IT

* I'D ALREADY PLAYED

* WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

* WITH YOU

*