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Tonight, you and I...
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Blazing atmosphere.
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Enough.
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Enough! Enough!
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Ready?
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I'm not a fuckin' psychic!
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Our day isn't over until we've had our rendez-vous!
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We have a rendez-vous...
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Fuckin' original!
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Hey, lady!
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Where's my fun doing this?
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You sure don't have any!
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What if...
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You know what would be great?
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Instead of writing crap on cue cards,
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write some actual material! Fuck off!
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When I'm trying to shoot,
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stay the hell out of the frame!
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Fuck!
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Tonight, On Your Mark! 9 pm!
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I'll sure be there!
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Not...
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12 times Personality of the Year!
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It's amazing!
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You won't see that again.
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I had to call you, Guylou.
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You have to come on the show!
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But...
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Next spring?
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You could come next spring?
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I'll hold you to it!
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Take care.
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Denis.
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Hi, Marc Morin here.
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No. Give me 30 seconds. 30 seconds!
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I was thinking,
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the Mayor of Montreal hasn't been on my show!
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Come on, Denis!
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You've done them all!
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It's hard to find a show you're not on!
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Let's stay in touch.
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Bye.
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Can't you do that elsewhere?
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Garou.
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A sure bet. It'll be great.
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Garou, buddy!
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Marc here.
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Morin.
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Exactly. Listen.
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We'll finish the week on a high note with the king!
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Let me check my schedule.
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Maybe I can move some guests around.
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Thursday...
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or...
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Wednesday.
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I could move Guylou for you.
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Who, me?
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I made fun of your ears last time?
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Well...
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Fine, Dumbo.
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Go back to Paris. Screw you!
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Haiti, the world's poorest country,
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still trying to rise from the rubble.
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Its hopes and dreams are fading
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as thousands still languish in "temporary" camps.
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This week, a 2 hour special!
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With Cirque du Soleil!
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Also on the show:
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I'm coming!
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Hey... Good evening, everyone!
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We're all the same. Yeah?
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When you spend $26,000 on a home cinema,
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you expect something massive!
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The problem is home cinemas blow up the picture
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and the flaws too!
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When Garou's ears are 8-feet wide,
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popcorn's hard to swallow!
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What's wrong?
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Skipped your medication?
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After the break, we'll return with our guests.
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Stay tuned!
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They're replacing me
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with fuckin' clowns skating in tights?
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Yep.
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Only for 2 weeks.
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Oh, all right then.
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It's the figure skating championships.
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See it as a vacation!
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A vacation?!
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A little break.
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How much did his wax sculpture cost?
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For your flavour of the month!
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He's been 2 years "flavour of the month"!
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I've been 25 years a TV clown!
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What, wax is on backorder?
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Here!
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Start with this!
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Come on, I'm eating!
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What's the problem?
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I'm funny!
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People think I'm funny!
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They used to!
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Not anymore.
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Come in, you opened the door!
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Why knock?
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You come in anyway!
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Sorry.
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I thought I'd let you know,
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Ariane will be on Friday's show.
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She's excited.
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Ariane Moffatt?
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No. Ariane, the runner up from Big Brother.
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Get out.
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Here.
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The network did a survey about you.
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I'm not a shampoo brand!
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And...
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generally...
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people find you unpleasant.
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Me?!
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"People" can eat shit!
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I know you,
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but the public only sees,
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and this is straight out of the survey,
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"a rich and arrogant TV show host...
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who assaulted a giraffe."
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Not that again?!
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It's been 6 months! Get over it!
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Move on!
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Anyway, I didn't start it.
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Yeah, but you can't hurt a giraffe at the zoo,
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even if she started it.
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It defecated on my car.
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Not a reason to hurt her.
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Him not her!
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Why can't people just understand that?
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It was a male giraffe!
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I saw his huge scrotum!
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Everyone has a cellphone!
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You ran at it with a jack handle!
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You thought no one would post that online?
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You can't defecate on people's cars!
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She's a fuckin' giraffe!
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"He", Christ! "He"!
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What are you doing to me?
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I'm sorry.
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Shouldn't have brought her up.
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Sorry.
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It's OK.
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It was a "he"...
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I heard on the radio
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they want to legalize euthanasia.
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What?
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This could be your last chance...
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This could be HIS last chance.
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Shouldn't he start?
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It's not for him, it's for you.
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It'll do you good.
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Grandpa,
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we don't know each other well...
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just want to say I love you.
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Obviously, sweetie,
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you don't know him well.
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I bought your urn!
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You're an idiot!
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It's gorgeous!
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You'll see... Well, not really.
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Just kidding, Dad.
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You want to say something?
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Don't make the same mistake I made...
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What a relief! You were right!
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A weight's been lifted off my shoulders!
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Wow! Unbelievable what burping out 4 words can do!
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Talk to him.
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For once, he's listening.
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Haven't held your hand in a while.
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Weird, isn't it?
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Smells good in here!
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Must be your dinner.
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Steak, pepper sauce,
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flambéed white truffles.
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Lucky man!
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Step in at any moment.
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It really won't bother me.
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Can't you say...
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one sentence a father would say to his son?
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Just one?
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A regret or...?
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How about I help you out.
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I'll suggest some,
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blink if you agree.
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Let's do this.
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I wish I'd been there for you?
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I'm teasing you with that one.
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I'm proud of you?
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Thierry...
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I'm talking to you.
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Tonight's no good.
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I can't make it.
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I would've loved being at your...
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your... tournament.
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It's not a tournament.
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Your expo.
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Not an expo.
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It's improv.
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It's improv.
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Exactly!
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Your improv.
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Can't wait to see you in action.
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You must be... great.
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But tonight...
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there's an album launch
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with lots of very important people.
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We know.
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Thierry...
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Things weren't easy for me.
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At 15, I was on my own,
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I had nothing...
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You were down here,
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hard work took you up.
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You worked hard to stay there.
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Then down,
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down, down, down.
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You work to go back up.
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But, whether you're here, here, here,
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you're never here.
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Very funny.
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What a comedian.
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Your timing is terrible.
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My father died.
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Grandpa's dead?
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Yesterday.
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What?
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Didn't I tell you?
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Oh, when I came back from...
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Your father died?
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And you couldn't find the time to tell me?
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I thought about it,
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but it slipped my mind.
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Sorry, but it's no big surprise.
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Come on, Jo...
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Let's go, kids, we'll be late for school.
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Hi!
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Paul's in a meeting.
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He can't be disturbed.
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How are you doing?
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Rushing off to Paris.
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For long?
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No, 24 hours.
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I'm interviewing Stromae.
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Just a quick dip as we say!
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Good news!
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SOS Monde contacted me.
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They need a spokesperson
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for 1 week to raise funds in Haiti.
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Of course, they wanted Popo.
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I managed to convince SOS Monde
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to send YOU to Haiti.
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You mean what by "you"?
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I want to help you,
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but you need to do a 360.
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360 degrees brings you right back
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to where you started.
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We have to rethink your branding.
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Revamp your image.
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Everything!
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Anything you want:
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host a telethon,
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butter toast for the Breakfast Club,
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give blowjobs at the homeless shelter!
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But I'm not going to Haiti.
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It's OK, Manon.
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It's fine.
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Congratulations on Haiti.
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I reworked your schedule.
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It was easy, you didn't have anything.
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Thanks, Manon!
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And it's right during the figure skating event!
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Have a good day.
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Can't I just write a check?
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It's the gesture that counts.
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I'll make the gesture of writing a check.
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00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,599
They have to pity you.
288
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,686
We can use my dad's death.
289
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:43,689
What?
290
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,698
Yeah... We can use that.
291
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,452
"After his father's passing, Marc Morin...
292
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,079
...overwhelmed...
293
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,707
...decides to help humanity."
294
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Perfect.
295
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,712
I'm not going to Haiti.
296
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,381
Check this out.
297
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:13,886
Look!
298
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,811
Makes me want to go!
299
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,108
You googled Tahiti.
300
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,943
It's Haiti.
301
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,489
Oh yeah...
302
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,450
Just a second.
303
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,537
Christ.
304
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,790
Jesus!
305
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,888
Tomorrow On Your Mark:
306
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,139
we have guests...
307
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,184
surprises...
308
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,435
...even for me.
309
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:04,812
Don't miss it.
310
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,367
No! YOU listen to me!
311
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,369
Instead of shipping me off
312
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,870
to a shitty 3rd world country,
313
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,664
do your fucking job!
314
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,500
Call the Head of Programming
315
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,712
and talk to that cocksucker about respect!
316
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,007
Know what?
317
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,803
You should go there.
318
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:41,473
It would be wonderful for Haiti.
319
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,226
Wh t w r y u g ing to d t hre?
320
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,728
I don't understand him.
321
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,939
Cost me $10,000 to understand fuck all.
322
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,526
Text me. It'll be quicker.
323
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,196
What'd he say?
324
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,782
What would you do there?
325
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,869
Witness their misery
326
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:05,289
and report back, telling the media it's hopeless.
327
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:09,209
You'd rather write a check to get it over with.
328
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,672
It's the gesture that counts.
329
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,592
That's it. The gesture of writing a check.
330
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,223
So mature.
331
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:29,563
See?
332
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,066
Never be afraid to kick ass!
333
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,776
It's the only way to gain respect.
334
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,237
Paul, big man!
335
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,239
I'm listening.
336
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,241
You put them in their place?
337
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,660
Well... no.
338
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,372
How come?
339
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,791
When you're back on the air,
340
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,209
if your ratings don't improve,
341
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,086
they'll bump you to Saturday nights...
342
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,422
...at 8 o'clock.
343
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,842
It's hockey night on Saturdays!!
344
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:03,138
Might as well host a nighttime quiz show!
345
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,514
They swear that won't happen,
346
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,767
'cause a host's #1 quality
347
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,810
is connecting with the public.
348
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,646
You're safe on that front.
349
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,276
They can't...
350
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,236
They don't want to bump you.
351
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,321
That was my idea!
352
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,282
They don't want you as weatherman!
353
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,701
They don't want you, period!
354
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,620
Get it?!
355
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,289
If you don't go, there's no more job!
356
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,416
You're done!
357
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,230
This is very good.
358
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,383
Thanks.
359
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,471
If I die over there,
360
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,849
the kids and you...
361
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,642
...will be well taken care of.
362
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,768
Idiot...
363
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,396
Isn't he cute?
364
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,231
Dad!
365
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:39,401
If y u w nt to t t lk t p ple th re.
366
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,445
If you want to talk to people there.
367
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,030
Thanks.
368
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:44,656
I v y u.
369
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:47,993
I love you.
370
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,799
Go inside, your retainer will freeze.
371
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:10,849
Tell me,
372
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,226
why do you want to go to Port-au-Prince?
373
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728
I don't.
374
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,314
Haiti is done.
375
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,858
All that's left is to sink the island
376
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,027
to end the misery once and for all.
377
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,904
Not nice for the fish.
378
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,509
Of course, that's mine...
379
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,802
My suitcase!
380
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,765
Thanks!
381
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,674
Nataly Chabot.
382
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,759
"Nataly", no H, ends in Y.
383
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,553
Communications coordinator, SOS Monde.
384
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,056
Here's a summary of my comm plan.
385
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,851
You'll be Skyping with TV shows.
386
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,437
I'll tweet every 30 minutes.
387
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,648
We'll blog some photos.
388
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,859
When you get back, believe me,
389
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:46,361
everyone will want to hear your story.
390
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,867
When do I get to piss?
391
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,539
To be honest...
392
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,542
I was disappointed Popo wasn't coming.
393
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,627
To be honest,
394
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,088
I was also disappointed he wasn't coming.
395
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,675
I'll get to know you better.
396
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,343
Yeah.
397
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:11,887
Thanks.
398
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,438
Marc, here!
399
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,148
Good!
400
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,692
Meet Richard, SOS Monde's photographer.
401
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,320
A devoted man.
402
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,030
He's seen so much misery.
403
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,699
Unfortunately, misery still surprises me.
404
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:33,992
And Sammy.
405
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,163
A Haitian artist.
406
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:41,833
Very involved in Montreal's community.
407
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:45,629
Haiti, shake and roll
408
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,382
Haiti, it takes its toll
409
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,555
Let's go!
410
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:58,767
Thanks.
411
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:26,002
Here's my photo-book of Haiti.
412
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,379
That wasn't necessary.
413
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:29,214
It's a gift, Marc.
414
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,635
The devastation is dreadful.
415
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,013
These are from before the earthquake.
416
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,686
Move your little hands.
417
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:50,944
Must be hard to play the flute now!
418
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,279
Makes you think.
419
00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:03,373
Let me put this...
420
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,000
between your legs.
421
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:11,423
I used to rap.
422
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:21,016
But rap wasn't my thing.
423
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:25,145
I rap rap rap... rapidly stopped.
424
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:29,816
I love slamming.
425
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:32,986
You've probably heard my song:
426
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:35,780
Eeny meeny miny moe
427
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,283
Slamming is how I flow
428
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,077
Never heard of it.
429
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:44,497
I almost got 100 hits on YouTube.
430
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,125
Nothing compared to you.
431
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,295
But I didn't have to hurt a mother giraffe.
432
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,672
It was a male!
433
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:57,635
Now, for your first tweet.
434
00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,346
In 140 characters,
435
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:01,056
your impressions of Haiti?
436
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,685
There's not much legroom.
437
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,264
What the fuck!
438
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,270
Watch out.
439
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,743
There aren't better hotels?
440
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,078
Lots!
441
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:07,414
Many beautiful ones didn't get hit.
442
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,249
Why don't we go there?
443
00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:10,166
Come on!
444
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,752
What are we telling the poor by staying here?
445
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:15,505
There's no hope, even we can't help them,
446
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,507
since we can't pay for a good hotel!
447
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,175
We're staying here.
448
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,761
We're lucky. We have 2 rooms!
449
00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:24,431
It'll be pretty snug, 3 to a room.
450
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,475
I volunteered to sleep with the star.
451
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,439
You really shouldn't.
452
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,941
I snore like hell.
453
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,734
Not as much as I!
454
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:37,777
We'll be 2!
455
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,946
Let's go, we're sleeping together.
456
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,159
Not "together", next to each other.
457
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,077
In our respective beds.
458
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,412
Very very far apart.
459
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:53,793
Coming?
460
00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:00,383
What are you doing?
461
00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:02,302
Come on.
462
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,692
Guess I'm the only one with a bed.
463
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:20,403
A double's big enough.
464
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,951
Mind if I cool down the atmosphere?
465
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:30,455
I've lived through heat.
466
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:37,420
2006.
467
00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:39,005
Darfur.
468
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:41,466
52 degrees in the shade.
469
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,052
Looking into my burning camera
470
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:46,804
gave me blisters on my eyelids.
471
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,981
Please, close the door.
472
00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:00,109
There isn't one.
473
00:31:03,613 --> 00:31:05,323
I'm comfortable around you.
474
00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,242
You're sincere.
475
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:09,536
Authentic.
476
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,623
My friends tell me I sense those things.
477
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:14,958
You have friends?
478
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,087
You're funny.
479
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,340
Your jokes are next level. I get it!
480
00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:25,009
Wait 'til I go up a level. You'll really get it!
481
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:35,478
If I can do anything for you, let me know.
482
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,939
I'm good.
483
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,986
I'd love to curl up in the fetal position
484
00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:45,446
and go back into my mom's vagina.
485
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,123
That's so funny!
486
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,387
Fuck...
487
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:32,243
Check this out.
488
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,038
It's a cockroach!
489
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,956
Here, they call them "ravet".
490
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:40,126
Getting ready for your funeral?
491
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,462
It's my father.
492
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,472
You two were close?
493
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:55,516
But...
494
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,226
...you brought him here...
495
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,895
You want to talk about it?
496
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:06,194
Go ahead.
497
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,988
People confide in me, I'm a good listener.
498
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,491
Go ahead, I can...
499
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:13,743
My father...
500
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,828
...really loved it when...
501
00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:18,581
people fucked off.
502
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,000
That's one thing...
503
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,294
...we shared.
504
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,257
You get it?
505
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,142
Where's your cockroach?
506
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,354
I don't know.
507
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,106
But...
508
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,024
Whatever.
509
00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,818
What do you mean, "whatever"?!
510
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:54,867
Your bed is a buffet for cockroaches!
511
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:56,953
Small bugs don't eat big ones!
512
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:31,779
Good evening.
513
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:33,197
How may I help you?
514
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:38,286
Could you check the AC in my room?
515
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,665
We'll fix it.
516
00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:52,842
When?
517
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,720
I'll see...
518
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:18,743
I'll see to it, sir.
519
00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:20,703
Thank you.
520
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,630
You sleep with your clothes on?
521
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:32,799
I took off my watch.
522
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,146
You know that in Australia,
523
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,316
in the Walibri tribe,
524
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:54,403
men don't shake hands,
525
00:35:54,529 --> 00:35:56,948
they shake penises.
526
00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:06,707
But in Canada's Quebecer tribe,
527
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,626
we don't shake cocks,
528
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,419
we say goodnight.
529
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,924
Goodnight.
530
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:26,143
Goddammit...
531
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:33,776
Good morning!
532
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,395
Let's start the day with a tweet?
533
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,441
The streets of Port-au-Prince...
534
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:16,235
...feel like home.
535
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,404
You think you're in Montreal.
536
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,336
Hi, Christelle!
537
00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:34,503
Hi!
538
00:37:37,006 --> 00:37:39,800
Marc Morin, our new spokesperson.
539
00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:40,927
Hi.
540
00:37:42,011 --> 00:37:43,220
You couldn't get Popo?
541
00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:44,889
No, what a shame.
542
00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:49,185
This is donation money in action!
543
00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:50,978
Come this way.
544
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:56,067
A little late for sunscreen, no?
545
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,869
Garbage is not usually there.
546
00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:08,913
We have a technical problem.
547
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,495
Displaced people save time thanks to
548
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,164
this water tank set up by SOS Monde.
549
00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:54,125
They pay for the water.
550
00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:57,086
They pay for the water?
551
00:38:57,628 --> 00:38:58,546
What do you mean?
552
00:38:58,671 --> 00:39:00,881
Do you also charge them for air?
553
00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:03,718
Water should be free, it's a necessity!
554
00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:05,386
They paid for their water before.
555
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,263
We don't want them to depend on us.
556
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,598
This is a temporary camp.
557
00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:11,851
Temporary for a fuckin' while.
558
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:15,688
We've seen a 3% drop in diarrhea cases this year.
559
00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:17,940
How many litres is that?
560
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:21,736
I'm very visual.
561
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:24,530
Hello.
562
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:28,534
What do you think you can do for us?
563
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,334
Gorgeous sun.
564
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,836
Weather nice. You good.
565
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:40,546
You lucky.
566
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,631
Keep it up!
567
00:39:42,757 --> 00:39:43,966
Get closer, Marc.
568
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,722
He's not gonna bite!
569
00:39:49,847 --> 00:39:53,392
I don't want my deodorant to bother him.
570
00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:54,435
Over here.
571
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:55,895
Good.
572
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,979
Thanks.
573
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:02,818
This puts our misfortunes into perspective.
574
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,947
One time, at our cottage, the pipes froze.
575
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:08,908
And...
576
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:13,704
Go on.
577
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:15,873
It's not important.
578
00:40:15,998 --> 00:40:16,874
Come on!
579
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,042
It's not important!
580
00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:19,668
It froze and...
581
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:23,798
...and the pipes burst.
582
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:26,425
We had no water.
583
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:30,596
We got some at the store.
584
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,809
Water... in huge jugs...
585
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,228
For 2 days,
586
00:40:37,353 --> 00:40:39,605
we had to take warm spring water baths.
587
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,902
48 long hours...
588
00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:51,617
Some of the people's homes are still intact.
589
00:40:51,742 --> 00:40:54,495
They stay here and rent them out.
590
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,790
They do have money?
591
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:01,043
Yes and no.
592
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,963
With the increase of NGOs in Port-au-Prince,
593
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,090
there are so many foreigners
594
00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:08,551
that the cost of living has risen.
595
00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:11,720
Do I understand correctly?
596
00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:15,391
We raise funds to help them pay for things
597
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,601
they could afford if we weren't here?
598
00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:18,602
Wonderful.
599
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:19,895
Great idea!
600
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:25,192
That's an extremely negative view of our work.
601
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:28,445
He's OUR spokesperson...
602
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:44,420
(She's angry.)
603
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,637
Welcoming cocktail.
604
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,973
We'll meet SOS Monde's director,
605
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:59,977
Maurice Mardi, a blue-black Haitian.
606
00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:02,563
Very efficient.
607
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:04,857
He fraternized with the Duvaliers,
608
00:42:04,982 --> 00:42:06,817
but that's how things work here.
609
00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:10,321
Quebecers show their support
610
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:13,949
to our wounded land through the visit
611
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,785
of their most popular artist.
612
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,580
Quebec's idol,
613
00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:21,081
my good friend, Popo!
614
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,672
This is artist Marc Moron.
615
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:31,133
A few words of welcome.
616
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:34,553
Thank you everyone.
617
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:37,598
I was checking out Port-au-Prince.
618
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:38,682
Great decorating ideas.
619
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,227
Your skylights are something else!
620
00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:48,943
I noticed everyone has a cell phone.
621
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:51,695
Don't put them on vibrate,
622
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,739
if they all go off at the same time...
623
00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:55,366
You know...
624
00:43:00,913 --> 00:43:02,373
Thank you!
625
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,417
Now...
626
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,211
everybody...
627
00:43:07,836 --> 00:43:09,421
we won't leave you on that note.
628
00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:13,926
Moving on with music...
629
00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:15,427
with Sammy.
630
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:27,398
Haiti
631
00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:29,900
Shake and roll
632
00:43:30,359 --> 00:43:33,320
Haiti, it takes its toll
633
00:43:34,363 --> 00:43:36,240
The cement cracks
634
00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:37,574
Misfortune attacks
635
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,036
Haiti, shake and roll
636
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:45,207
Haiti, it takes its toll
637
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:48,669
Haiti, shake and roll
638
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:52,423
Haiti, it takes its toll toll toll
639
00:44:04,727 --> 00:44:05,602
Great!
640
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:40,721
Hello.
641
00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:42,264
Welcome to the Palace.
642
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:43,307
Hello.
643
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:47,061
I'd like a nice, cool room, please.
644
00:44:47,478 --> 00:44:48,354
Thank you.
645
00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:56,862
Wonder why I didn't come here earlier.
646
00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:58,864
Because it's unthinkable!
647
00:44:58,989 --> 00:45:01,200
What were you thinking, you ass?!
648
00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:04,328
Who cares if I sleep here or there?
649
00:45:04,453 --> 00:45:06,455
It would suck for people to think
650
00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:08,457
their donations to SOS Monde
651
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:12,044
are paying for the whims of divas!
652
00:45:12,169 --> 00:45:14,505
Chill. I'm paying for my room.
653
00:45:14,630 --> 00:45:15,631
I don't care!
654
00:45:16,006 --> 00:45:19,343
Appearances, fatso, did you think of that?
655
00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:21,470
Image is everything.
656
00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:24,014
You really think someone will recognize me?
657
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:25,140
Marc Morin.
658
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,227
What are you doing here?
659
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:30,854
Hunting for giraffes?
660
00:45:37,403 --> 00:45:38,278
Good one.
661
00:45:38,404 --> 00:45:39,530
Really.
662
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:43,409
Go back to your pina colada, fuckin' dimwit.
663
00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:50,332
I want to talk to the owner.
664
00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:55,337
That's not the owner.
665
00:45:55,462 --> 00:45:56,880
It's the President.
666
00:45:57,005 --> 00:45:57,923
Even better.
667
00:45:58,048 --> 00:46:00,717
I won't sleep another night in your sauna!
668
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,762
Everything's been taken care of, Mr Morin.
669
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:27,995
Did some laundry?
670
00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:31,832
You shouldn't wash your clothes.
671
00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:33,876
I was sweating like a pig,
672
00:46:34,001 --> 00:46:35,377
I'm letting it dry.
673
00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:38,338
You know you shouldn't be washing your clothes.
674
00:46:38,464 --> 00:46:40,048
You know that?
675
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,729
It's Haiti's morning show!
676
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,272
You'd better score big this time.
677
00:46:55,397 --> 00:46:58,650
You listen, interviews are my expertise.
678
00:46:59,485 --> 00:47:01,487
Watch me and take notes.
679
00:47:32,309 --> 00:47:34,520
Good morning everyone!
680
00:47:35,562 --> 00:47:38,065
Sorry, I'm not used to your high-tech!
681
00:48:08,345 --> 00:48:09,721
I don't understand a word,
682
00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:12,432
but it's fine, that reminds me...
683
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:49,344
I don't understand.
684
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:51,096
This is a first for me.
685
00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:54,016
I've never experienced such horrific conditions.
686
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:57,477
That poetic outpouring sums up quite well
687
00:48:57,603 --> 00:48:59,229
the position Haitians are in.
688
00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:01,982
Thank you, Mr Mask of Canada!
689
00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,828
Morin's presence isn't touching us in Quebec.
690
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,497
If you can't do your job, we're replacing you...
691
00:49:17,623 --> 00:49:19,166
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
692
00:49:25,756 --> 00:49:27,174
Welcome...
693
00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:32,929
Can we leave? I can't stand this.
694
00:49:33,055 --> 00:49:35,557
We'll leave when I say so.
695
00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:36,808
Singing together...
696
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:39,311
Welcome... you are home
697
00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:53,367
She's a restavec.
698
00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:58,080
Her parents are poor and live far away.
699
00:49:58,205 --> 00:50:00,624
They sent her to a family in the city
700
00:50:00,749 --> 00:50:02,167
so she can go to school.
701
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:05,587
They kept her home as a slave.
702
00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:14,429
2 united nations.
703
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:22,604
Are you kidding! That's no good!
704
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,898
Look at him with his Mickey Mouse smile!
705
00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:26,191
Are you talking to me?
706
00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:31,071
Your first photos were flops on Twitter.
707
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,490
It's my job to turn that around.
708
00:50:33,615 --> 00:50:35,450
So you'd better toe the line.
709
00:50:35,575 --> 00:50:37,577
The kids need to take their shirts off
710
00:50:37,703 --> 00:50:38,662
and...
711
00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,414
have mud on their faces!
712
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:41,373
Wait a minute here!
713
00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:42,499
That's not OK!
714
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:43,667
We can't cheat.
715
00:50:44,668 --> 00:50:47,963
The people with hearts donate already.
716
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,507
We need to get the ones who don't!
717
00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:52,426
We're selling dreams!
718
00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,344
There are limits!
719
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:57,764
Kids, let's put mud on our faces, OK?!
720
00:50:57,889 --> 00:50:58,682
How fun!
721
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:00,016
You're going too far.
722
00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:01,893
I'm patient enough as it is.
723
00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:05,355
I'm not losing my job because of this has-been.
724
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:07,649
Get over here, you!
725
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:11,278
That's enough!
726
00:51:13,405 --> 00:51:14,948
They already live in a dump.
727
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,450
They've gone through enough!
728
00:51:16,575 --> 00:51:17,743
Snap out of it, dammit!
729
00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:20,954
I'm sorry...
730
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:22,080
Wow!
731
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,373
Shoot this!
732
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:25,167
This is what I want! Go!
733
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:26,877
Think of the earthquake.
734
00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:27,836
Look here.
735
00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:28,837
Stop that.
736
00:51:29,838 --> 00:51:30,714
You...
737
00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:32,632
You're a fucking nutcase.
738
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:34,843
Yep, but it works.
739
00:51:34,968 --> 00:51:36,219
Get to it, Richard.
740
00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:37,596
I stop or not?
741
00:51:37,721 --> 00:51:38,764
There's never enough of this.
742
00:51:38,889 --> 00:51:39,806
1, 2, 3...
743
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:41,099
Cry at the camera.
744
00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:42,100
That's good.
745
00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:06,166
Hi!
746
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,834
Hi, how are you?
747
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:08,752
Good, you?
748
00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:10,754
Yeah, I'm OK.
749
00:52:10,879 --> 00:52:12,714
I slept in, as you can tell...
750
00:52:13,131 --> 00:52:15,091
But the whores don't really let us sleep.
751
00:52:15,759 --> 00:52:16,635
You twit!
752
00:52:18,637 --> 00:52:20,514
Never thought I'd miss your silly jokes.
753
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,391
You miss me?
754
00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:26,561
Yes.
755
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:33,026
And the kids?
756
00:52:33,777 --> 00:52:35,111
They're still sleeping.
757
00:52:35,237 --> 00:52:37,823
You saw what your daughter put in your luggage?
758
00:52:37,948 --> 00:52:39,074
Yeah, it's...
759
00:52:46,540 --> 00:52:47,874
Are you OK, love?
760
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:52,379
Sorry, I've got someone on the other line.
761
00:52:52,712 --> 00:52:54,798
It's Paul. I need to talk to him.
762
00:52:54,923 --> 00:52:56,925
Eat ice cream and think of me, OK?
763
00:52:57,050 --> 00:52:57,843
I'll call you back.
764
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:01,471
What the...
765
00:53:03,932 --> 00:53:04,933
Hi.
766
00:53:05,058 --> 00:53:06,893
How's Marc Morin?!
767
00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:10,522
Me? Great hotel, second-hand food,
768
00:53:10,647 --> 00:53:12,607
Nazi-trained communications director,
769
00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:14,442
images of poverty all day long.
770
00:53:14,568 --> 00:53:15,360
Living the dream!
771
00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:17,696
It's not that easy here either!
772
00:53:19,489 --> 00:53:22,242
SOS Monde's boss called me last night.
773
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:24,661
Seems you have a negative attitude.
774
00:53:24,786 --> 00:53:27,247
No idea how he found out, he's in Montreal...
775
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,296
Check out Haiti's stats.
776
00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:37,716
Death rate's about to go up by one.
777
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:39,759
Listen carefully.
778
00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:42,304
If they don't get what they want,
779
00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:44,347
forget the media tour when you return.
780
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,474
The media tour to show you have a heart
781
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,976
is our paycheck!
782
00:53:48,351 --> 00:53:50,478
I don't want you to do this for nothing!
783
00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:54,608
Look, big guy, just play their game.
784
00:53:54,733 --> 00:53:57,277
Give them the Marc Morin they want.
785
00:53:57,861 --> 00:53:59,154
There are only 4 days left.
786
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:01,156
Come on! You're a pro!
787
00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:22,302
Today, we have a special guest,
788
00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:23,887
straight from Port-au-Prince,
789
00:54:24,012 --> 00:54:25,805
via Skype, Marc Morin.
790
00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:26,723
Hello, Marc!
791
00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:27,849
Good morning, Gino.
792
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:29,351
Good morning to all the viewers.
793
00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:32,771
I'm sure all Quebecers are wondering,
794
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:35,482
"Why is Marc Morin vacationing in Haiti?"
795
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,986
Funny, Gino!
796
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:41,112
Really funny!
797
00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:43,281
Having a sense of humour is important,
798
00:54:43,406 --> 00:54:44,824
when faced with such adversity.
799
00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,118
I believe the viewers are aware
800
00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:48,745
I'm not vacationing here.
801
00:54:48,870 --> 00:54:52,040
I'm here as a witness to the hard work
802
00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:54,125
put in by SOS Monde.
803
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,962
This mission must be quite touching.
804
00:54:58,171 --> 00:55:00,882
I've had goosebumps since my arrival.
805
00:55:01,216 --> 00:55:03,426
I admire SOS Monde's staff immensely
806
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:05,095
as they witness this every day.
807
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,721
How they do it is beyond me.
808
00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:10,016
I've just started my visits and...
809
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:14,020
Today we're visiting an orphanage.
810
00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:17,899
I don't know how I'll deal with it.
811
00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:20,694
What an asshole!
812
00:55:20,819 --> 00:55:22,654
As we were saying earlier,
813
00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:24,489
we need our sense of humour!
814
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:27,701
I'm here to...
815
00:55:27,826 --> 00:55:28,827
What the...
816
00:55:28,952 --> 00:55:29,953
What's happening?
817
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:33,623
Sorry...
818
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,125
I don't know what's happening.
819
00:55:35,542 --> 00:55:36,543
I think it's...
820
00:55:36,918 --> 00:55:38,211
an earthquake...
821
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,173
I'm no specialist...
822
00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:43,883
Let's stop the interview.
823
00:55:44,009 --> 00:55:46,845
Marc! Get out! Get out now! Go!
824
00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:49,389
My last thoughts are for my wife, Josée,
825
00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:52,225
my children, Thierry and Rosabelle.
826
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,601
Think of them, get out!
827
00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:55,687
Get the hell out!
828
00:55:55,812 --> 00:55:56,604
It's important!
829
00:55:56,730 --> 00:55:57,981
Contact SOS Monde,
830
00:55:58,106 --> 00:56:00,275
they know how to handle this!
831
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,694
Josée, I broke your teapot,
832
00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:03,778
it wasn't Thierry!
833
00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:05,030
Get out!
834
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,324
No problem, Gino, it was a joke.
835
00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:10,452
I was shaking the computer.
836
00:56:12,037 --> 00:56:15,123
I hope this will rekindle the flame
837
00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:16,833
of all Quebecers' generosity.
838
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:20,837
Go to the website and give generously.
839
00:56:20,962 --> 00:56:24,049
There are still 2 million hungry people
840
00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:26,134
and over 100,000 who are homeless.
841
00:56:26,259 --> 00:56:27,761
We need your help. Thank you.
842
00:56:27,886 --> 00:56:28,970
Thank you, Marc.
843
00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:30,805
Thank you for what you're doing there.
844
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:32,682
We'll be talking about this every day.
845
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:34,642
Your message will be passed on to all.
846
00:56:34,768 --> 00:56:36,186
Let's be generous.
847
00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:37,312
Goodbye.
848
00:56:44,027 --> 00:56:44,944
Well...
849
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,113
let's do this, misery awaits.
850
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:01,771
What a day!
851
00:58:03,022 --> 00:58:04,190
Congratulations!
852
00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:05,942
Seriously!
853
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:07,235
She's right.
854
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,238
Roméo Dallaire didn't do half of that for Rwanda.
855
00:58:10,363 --> 00:58:13,366
Let's not go overboard. 3rd World... done!
856
00:58:14,951 --> 00:58:16,786
After this beautiful day,
857
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,121
you deserve a surprise.
858
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:20,373
We're spending the night here.
859
00:58:23,877 --> 00:58:25,003
We'll be comfortable.
860
00:58:25,128 --> 00:58:26,921
They put hay over the mud.
861
00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:29,632
Great idea!
862
00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:31,759
But don't get carried away.
863
00:58:31,885 --> 00:58:33,428
I have things to take care of.
864
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:34,804
It'll be a boys' night.
865
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:36,347
You don't stay, I don't stay.
866
00:58:36,472 --> 00:58:37,432
Come on, gang!
867
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,475
This is their everyday life!
868
00:58:39,809 --> 00:58:41,144
What will we eat?
869
00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:44,439
We can't ask them for food!
870
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:45,773
I came prepared!
871
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:48,026
Étiene, hand me that bag, please.
872
00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:52,906
I've got quite a menu.
873
00:58:54,282 --> 00:58:55,158
Potatoes,
874
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:56,618
steak,
875
00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:58,286
fish.
876
00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:01,789
It's a powdered surf'n'turf?
877
00:59:01,915 --> 00:59:02,916
Exactly!
878
00:59:03,041 --> 00:59:05,585
It's dehydrated, we just add water.
879
00:59:07,921 --> 00:59:08,880
Anyone have water?
880
00:59:09,005 --> 00:59:09,797
Not me.
881
00:59:10,173 --> 00:59:11,007
None left.
882
00:59:11,132 --> 00:59:13,426
Fine. I'm always ready!
883
00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:15,845
As in, "ready" to go back to the hotel?
884
00:59:16,304 --> 00:59:17,305
Good one!
885
00:59:33,905 --> 00:59:35,698
Aside from spicing things up,
886
00:59:35,823 --> 00:59:38,159
urine is full of minerals.
887
00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:45,625
You're kidding, right?
888
00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,378
Of course. Totally!
889
00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:50,713
I didn't piss in the food!
890
00:59:51,256 --> 00:59:52,507
Seriously...
891
01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:15,863
I peed...
892
01:00:15,989 --> 01:00:17,073
No biggie.
893
01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:18,241
You!
894
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:30,753
Not eating?
895
01:00:33,923 --> 01:00:35,675
No, I'm not eating...
896
01:00:36,217 --> 01:00:37,093
because...
897
01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:40,680
you can't seriously think...
898
01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:44,017
that I'll eat your piss, for fuck's sake!
899
01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:47,937
It's urine!
900
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:51,024
An excess of water and minerals in your body.
901
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:53,276
For fuck's sake!
902
01:00:53,985 --> 01:00:54,944
Fuck!!!
903
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,866
I don't eat piss!
904
01:00:59,991 --> 01:01:02,493
Life treats me well, I've got money,
905
01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:04,162
I eat steak, drink wine.
906
01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:06,080
I have a heat pump!
907
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,251
You think it's funny!
908
01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:11,919
Of course!
909
01:01:12,045 --> 01:01:15,214
Stop being happy with both feet stuck in shit!
910
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:17,884
I work like a dog to achieve happiness!
911
01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:21,721
Goddammit!
912
01:01:22,096 --> 01:01:24,015
I tell jokes, they don't laugh.
913
01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:25,683
I'm pissed off, they laugh.
914
01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:27,518
Everything's so fucking great!
915
01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:47,914
Mr Marc?
916
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:51,292
When I was young, I dreamt of going to Canada.
917
01:01:52,377 --> 01:01:53,669
How's life there?
918
01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:03,471
A week ago, I might have said it's shit...
919
01:02:08,935 --> 01:02:10,436
I'm not so sure anymore.
920
01:03:02,155 --> 01:03:04,031
I have to wait for Chrystelle
921
01:03:04,157 --> 01:03:06,576
and update the blog...
922
01:03:06,909 --> 01:03:08,369
It's free play time!
923
01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:09,704
Not for us, guys.
924
01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:12,373
There's a breastfeeding workshop
925
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,459
a half-hour walk away from here.
926
01:03:14,584 --> 01:03:15,501
You up for it?
927
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:16,627
Breastfeeding?
928
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:27,722
Didn't sleep all night. I'll rest at the hotel.
929
01:03:28,264 --> 01:03:31,184
Watching women breastfeed isn't one of my hobbies.
930
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:33,686
We'll also be breastfeeding.
931
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:34,729
What?
932
01:03:34,854 --> 01:03:36,063
You're crazy!
933
01:03:36,189 --> 01:03:39,734
Central African Pygmy males breastfeed!
934
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,945
Men have all the necessary tools!
935
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:44,530
In extreme cases,
936
01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:46,073
with the proper stimulus,
937
01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:48,659
our lactation process activates.
938
01:03:49,285 --> 01:03:51,204
Here, if you change your mind.
939
01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:57,543
I haven't changed my mind.
940
01:03:57,668 --> 01:03:59,128
Enjoy your day.
941
01:04:00,421 --> 01:04:01,464
It's the address.
942
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,078
Thank you.
943
01:04:38,251 --> 01:04:39,835
It's OK, Doc, I know her.
944
01:04:39,961 --> 01:04:41,212
She'll rob you, Mr Marc.
945
01:04:41,337 --> 01:04:42,713
Don't put up with her!
946
01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:44,340
Be careful.
947
01:04:47,343 --> 01:04:48,135
Thank you.
948
01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:52,682
You OK?
949
01:04:55,810 --> 01:04:56,727
What's your name?
950
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:57,645
Maudeline.
951
01:04:59,230 --> 01:05:01,148
Are you hungry, Maudeline?
952
01:05:31,304 --> 01:05:32,763
It's beautiful!
953
01:05:33,389 --> 01:05:34,348
So big!
954
01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:36,434
Real luxury.
955
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,543
Take it. It's a gift.
956
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:12,345
Can I have this too?
957
01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:14,889
I can't.
958
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,933
That's my dad inside.
959
01:06:18,934 --> 01:06:20,603
My dad in powdered form.
960
01:06:20,728 --> 01:06:22,855
It's like... father flour.
961
01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:27,693
You know what he did for a living?
962
01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:32,907
He created emptiness around him.
963
01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:34,867
He was really talented.
964
01:06:35,910 --> 01:06:38,204
All he thought about was his job,
965
01:06:38,329 --> 01:06:39,246
golf,
966
01:06:39,372 --> 01:06:40,915
his cars, his mistresses...
967
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:41,957
himself.
968
01:06:44,168 --> 01:06:45,628
You don't give a shit?
969
01:06:46,379 --> 01:06:47,380
Good.
970
01:06:58,265 --> 01:06:59,266
My son.
971
01:07:00,810 --> 01:07:02,395
He's about your age...
972
01:07:04,897 --> 01:07:06,941
Not on this picture, but now.
973
01:07:10,736 --> 01:07:12,113
This is my daughter.
974
01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:16,409
She likes playing...
975
01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:18,994
with my nerves.
976
01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:22,331
She's 17.
977
01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:27,336
17!
978
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:37,972
Thanks.
979
01:07:41,142 --> 01:07:42,393
Get in here.
980
01:07:44,729 --> 01:07:47,106
The crazy one will sleep on the floor.
981
01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:48,691
He'll love the experience!
982
01:08:39,742 --> 01:08:40,701
Where's everyone?
983
01:08:41,911 --> 01:08:42,828
I don't know.
984
01:08:43,621 --> 01:08:45,206
Sammy said not to wait for him.
985
01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:46,624
No clue about Richard.
986
01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:55,174
Friends...
987
01:08:57,218 --> 01:08:58,719
I lived a moment...
988
01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:01,138
I'll never forget.
989
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:05,142
Ouch!
990
01:09:05,518 --> 01:09:06,602
I...
991
01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:09,522
almost breastfed.
992
01:09:11,649 --> 01:09:13,108
What did you breastfeed?
993
01:09:13,734 --> 01:09:15,236
A baby vampire?
994
01:09:16,821 --> 01:09:18,030
It was beautiful.
995
01:09:18,864 --> 01:09:20,533
I am a...
996
01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:23,244
mom.
997
01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:26,080
A mom.
998
01:11:12,978 --> 01:11:13,938
Hello.
999
01:11:15,147 --> 01:11:15,940
I...
1000
01:11:17,650 --> 01:11:18,776
lost way.
1001
01:11:18,901 --> 01:11:21,028
I want find hotel.
1002
01:11:21,904 --> 01:11:22,821
I tired.
1003
01:11:22,947 --> 01:11:23,781
I...
1004
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,491
no feel legs.
1005
01:11:25,616 --> 01:11:27,117
Big sun and all...
1006
01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:29,161
things no good at all.
1007
01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:30,537
A pity.
1008
01:11:31,956 --> 01:11:33,165
If you spoke French,
1009
01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:34,959
we'd understand each other.
1010
01:11:37,753 --> 01:11:38,796
Are you thirsty?
1011
01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:48,180
Come in.
1012
01:12:07,533 --> 01:12:08,826
Sit down.
1013
01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:24,341
Go ahead.
1014
01:12:24,675 --> 01:12:25,676
Drink.
1015
01:12:33,851 --> 01:12:34,768
Very good.
1016
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:40,983
What are you doing here?
1017
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:45,863
I'm an artist from Quebec,
1018
01:12:45,988 --> 01:12:47,489
I've come to help you...
1019
01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:52,786
to revamp my image.
1020
01:12:55,247 --> 01:12:56,790
Very nice of you.
1021
01:12:57,416 --> 01:12:58,417
What?
1022
01:12:59,334 --> 01:13:00,461
Telling the truth.
1023
01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:03,047
Nice change from white people
1024
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,840
who promise the moon.
1025
01:13:07,885 --> 01:13:10,304
You're a singer? An actor?
1026
01:13:11,972 --> 01:13:13,015
Not even.
1027
01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:14,850
A talk-show host.
1028
01:13:16,018 --> 01:13:17,895
I entertain and make people laugh.
1029
01:13:19,188 --> 01:13:21,231
You can make a living out of that?
1030
01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:22,816
A pretty good one...
1031
01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:28,155
You get paid to amuse people?
1032
01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:45,089
My daughter took this picture.
1033
01:13:50,219 --> 01:13:51,595
With my grandchildren.
1034
01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:56,141
2 days before the earthquake.
1035
01:13:57,101 --> 01:13:58,727
Photography isn't her forte.
1036
01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:05,943
Fuck! I'm such a prick!
1037
01:14:28,048 --> 01:14:30,092
You seem like a nice person.
1038
01:14:36,223 --> 01:14:37,057
Anyway...
1039
01:14:40,269 --> 01:14:43,063
Since I got here, I'm on a bullshit detox.
1040
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:46,733
At least we're useful at something!
1041
01:15:05,961 --> 01:15:07,796
The house doesn't take cash.
1042
01:15:14,261 --> 01:15:16,388
If you want to make us laugh...
1043
01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:19,766
keep speaking Creole!
1044
01:15:43,498 --> 01:15:44,708
There you are!
1045
01:15:45,834 --> 01:15:47,169
He just got here.
1046
01:15:52,090 --> 01:15:54,760
We were frea-king out!
1047
01:15:54,885 --> 01:15:55,928
I can see that.
1048
01:15:56,053 --> 01:15:57,888
We looked for you everywhere!
1049
01:15:58,013 --> 01:15:59,181
I kept telling myself,
1050
01:15:59,306 --> 01:16:00,933
"If something were to happen,
1051
01:16:01,058 --> 01:16:02,684
especially now..."
1052
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:03,810
What's happening?
1053
01:16:04,228 --> 01:16:05,229
Here.
1054
01:16:08,065 --> 01:16:08,941
Hello?
1055
01:16:09,066 --> 01:16:10,359
I'm so happy!
1056
01:16:10,484 --> 01:16:12,194
I wanted to live this moment with you.
1057
01:16:12,319 --> 01:16:14,279
What are you talking about?
1058
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,656
Everyone's freaking out here.
1059
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:17,574
It's madness, my friend.
1060
01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:18,659
Freaking out about what?
1061
01:16:18,784 --> 01:16:20,494
You and your humanitarian work.
1062
01:16:21,078 --> 01:16:22,871
I'm not the first artist to do this.
1063
01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:25,165
But the first asshole to do it.
1064
01:16:25,290 --> 01:16:27,417
And the photos... The photos!
1065
01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:29,002
I cried.
1066
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:31,755
Twitter's on fire.
1067
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,632
The hashtag #jerkwithheart
1068
01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,759
trended for 2 hours this morning.
1069
01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:37,886
Congratulations.
1070
01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:38,971
Thank you.
1071
01:16:39,096 --> 01:16:40,806
But it wasn't that hard.
1072
01:16:41,515 --> 01:16:43,225
I didn't really have to pretend...
1073
01:16:43,558 --> 01:16:45,602
People are in deep shit here.
1074
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:47,104
It's horrible.
1075
01:16:49,064 --> 01:16:50,607
They want to believe in anything.
1076
01:16:50,732 --> 01:16:52,567
That helps.
1077
01:16:53,193 --> 01:16:54,194
And...
1078
01:16:54,319 --> 01:16:55,320
honestly...
1079
01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,156
Something clicked.
1080
01:16:59,825 --> 01:17:01,076
They're a beautiful people.
1081
01:17:02,286 --> 01:17:03,787
There's this inner light...
1082
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:08,166
Keep that for the press!
1083
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:11,211
More good news. Véronique Cloutier called,
1084
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:13,797
she wants to be on your first show!
1085
01:17:13,922 --> 01:17:14,798
Really?
1086
01:17:14,923 --> 01:17:15,924
Really!
1087
01:17:16,049 --> 01:17:17,301
She's not the only one!
1088
01:17:17,426 --> 01:17:18,927
My phone hasn't stopped ringing.
1089
01:17:27,144 --> 01:17:28,437
To humanitarian work!
1090
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:33,275
I'm sure there are rich people here.
1091
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,944
They must eat in good restaurants?
1092
01:17:36,069 --> 01:17:37,321
Yes, of course.
1093
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:39,364
I'll call a friend.
1094
01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:40,824
He'll drive you.
1095
01:18:08,977 --> 01:18:10,312
The clerk told me
1096
01:18:10,437 --> 01:18:12,606
it's the best steakhouse in the Caribbean.
1097
01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:13,857
If people find out?
1098
01:18:13,982 --> 01:18:16,193
Just this once!
1099
01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:19,529
We're taking a break from appearances.
1100
01:18:19,988 --> 01:18:21,948
Richard, don't piss on my T-bone!
1101
01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:24,785
For dessert though,
1102
01:18:24,910 --> 01:18:27,496
I'd enjoy some paternal milk.
1103
01:18:27,621 --> 01:18:29,206
Laugh all you want!
1104
01:18:37,798 --> 01:18:39,174
Look at how beautiful this is.
1105
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:42,344
It's a beautiful country.
1106
01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:44,638
Wonderful people.
1107
01:18:48,475 --> 01:18:49,601
Christ...
1108
01:18:50,394 --> 01:18:51,353
Empty your pockets!
1109
01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:58,026
Empty your pockets.
1110
01:19:00,695 --> 01:19:01,863
I'm Haitian just like you!
1111
01:19:02,656 --> 01:19:03,740
I'm on your side, guys.
1112
01:19:06,368 --> 01:19:09,454
I have toilet paper... Do you...
1113
01:19:10,497 --> 01:19:12,249
Not the hood! Not the hood!
1114
01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:15,085
Move!
1115
01:19:16,336 --> 01:19:17,379
Move!
1116
01:19:18,088 --> 01:19:18,922
Walk!
1117
01:19:45,115 --> 01:19:46,575
Are you keeping us here?
1118
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:47,784
I hope not.
1119
01:19:49,369 --> 01:19:50,912
With Mr Morin...
1120
01:19:51,538 --> 01:19:53,373
we can get a million dollars.
1121
01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:56,126
Then you can leave.
1122
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:57,752
You're crazy.
1123
01:19:58,253 --> 01:19:59,588
You'll never get a million.
1124
01:19:59,713 --> 01:20:01,965
He's not Popo! He's Marc Morin!
1125
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:03,341
I'm worth nothing.
1126
01:20:03,884 --> 01:20:05,969
There's no use keeping me here.
1127
01:20:06,636 --> 01:20:07,637
He's rich.
1128
01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:10,724
I'm nothing.
1129
01:20:12,434 --> 01:20:13,852
If you're rich,
1130
01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:17,397
give us the million then.
1131
01:20:23,236 --> 01:20:24,529
It's settled then.
1132
01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:27,199
Is there an ATM in this shack?
1133
01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,993
Christ, you're so stupid!
1134
01:20:30,785 --> 01:20:33,205
You think I'll just call the bank,
1135
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:36,082
the teller will put a million bucks in an envelope
1136
01:20:36,208 --> 01:20:39,127
and ship it to buttfuck nowhere?!
1137
01:20:39,669 --> 01:20:41,880
Fuck! Stop watching Bruce Willis films!
1138
01:20:42,005 --> 01:20:43,757
Do a reality check!
1139
01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:45,759
Not only do we get kidnapped,
1140
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:47,177
but by fuckin' amateurs!
1141
01:21:06,947 --> 01:21:08,448
They made their demands
1142
01:21:08,573 --> 01:21:09,950
to the Canadian government.
1143
01:21:10,992 --> 01:21:12,160
Pretty vague...
1144
01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:14,079
One thing's for sure,
1145
01:21:14,204 --> 01:21:16,831
SOS Monde doesn't have that money.
1146
01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,501
There's a 10 million life insurance on Marc,
1147
01:21:19,626 --> 01:21:21,795
I can give it to them, but...
1148
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,004
they'll have to kill him.
1149
01:21:24,923 --> 01:21:26,675
There's one very important thing here,
1150
01:21:27,842 --> 01:21:29,427
we have to keep this hush-hush.
1151
01:21:29,553 --> 01:21:31,221
Not one word to the media.
1152
01:21:34,182 --> 01:21:36,726
We've just learned talk-show host
1153
01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:39,938
Marc Morin has been kidnapped in Haiti.
1154
01:21:40,355 --> 01:21:43,650
Missing for 2 days, he was on a humanitarian trip.
1155
01:21:44,234 --> 01:21:46,069
- Figure skating championships tonight
1156
01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:17,702
Thank you, my friend.
1157
01:23:18,244 --> 01:23:19,287
It's appreciated.
1158
01:23:21,289 --> 01:23:22,874
Any news?
1159
01:23:22,999 --> 01:23:24,084
Anything?
1160
01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:26,753
Mr Morin is the top news story.
1161
01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:29,798
It's a good sign.
1162
01:23:53,738 --> 01:23:55,198
Show me how to play.
1163
01:23:56,157 --> 01:23:57,242
Seriously?
1164
01:23:57,784 --> 01:23:58,868
It'll be good for me.
1165
01:23:59,911 --> 01:24:01,538
Are you a righty or a lefty?
1166
01:24:01,663 --> 01:24:03,498
You hold it with your left hand.
1167
01:24:03,623 --> 01:24:05,792
Take it and I'll show...
1168
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:07,085
What are you doing?!
1169
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:24,144
It can't be sturdy!
1170
01:24:24,519 --> 01:24:26,688
It was built with mud and rickety boards!
1171
01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,702
Save your energy.
1172
01:24:42,537 --> 01:24:44,581
To die with lots of energy?
1173
01:24:49,461 --> 01:24:50,628
Their plan won't work!
1174
01:24:50,754 --> 01:24:51,963
Why are you saying that?
1175
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:53,131
They're all over the place.
1176
01:24:53,590 --> 01:24:55,842
At home, even crime is organized!
1177
01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:58,470
I have faith.
1178
01:24:59,929 --> 01:25:01,514
Quebecers won't abandon us.
1179
01:25:01,890 --> 01:25:04,684
I've traveled the world,
1180
01:25:05,351 --> 01:25:08,104
Quebecers really stick together.
1181
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:12,108
Our taxes would pay for these stars' vacations!
1182
01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:14,486
Marc Morin is preaching to us,
1183
01:25:14,611 --> 01:25:19,032
getting photographed in Haitian squalor,
1184
01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:21,326
and our taxes should pay for that?!
1185
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:28,374
What are you doing?
1186
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,794
It's OK, they're good people.
1187
01:25:30,919 --> 01:25:31,878
I can feel it.
1188
01:25:50,730 --> 01:25:52,899
They're putting on a show just to scare us.
1189
01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:55,068
It's working.
1190
01:25:57,237 --> 01:25:58,404
Richard is tough.
1191
01:26:00,073 --> 01:26:01,366
He's been through worse.
1192
01:26:01,491 --> 01:26:02,367
Don't freak out.
1193
01:26:02,826 --> 01:26:04,577
Pain is nothing to him.
1194
01:26:05,662 --> 01:26:07,330
He might enjoy it.
1195
01:26:15,129 --> 01:26:16,130
Let's sit him down.
1196
01:26:16,923 --> 01:26:17,924
Careful.
1197
01:26:27,433 --> 01:26:28,977
Holy fuck!
1198
01:26:30,311 --> 01:26:32,605
I could tell they didn't enjoy doing this to me.
1199
01:26:34,649 --> 01:26:35,942
It looks worse than it is.
1200
01:26:40,947 --> 01:26:43,157
They're doing a before and after.
1201
01:26:43,741 --> 01:26:44,784
Clever, no?
1202
01:26:46,494 --> 01:26:47,370
OK.
1203
01:26:47,954 --> 01:26:49,831
Time for us to show our goodwill.
1204
01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:52,208
We're releasing a hostage.
1205
01:26:57,589 --> 01:26:58,423
Gang...
1206
01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:00,592
I'm with you.
1207
01:27:01,509 --> 01:27:03,761
My thoughts are with you. I won't leave you here.
1208
01:27:03,887 --> 01:27:05,054
Not you, Million Bucks!
1209
01:27:06,514 --> 01:27:07,932
You don't get it.
1210
01:27:09,058 --> 01:27:10,101
For me...
1211
01:27:10,852 --> 01:27:13,021
no one will give a million!
1212
01:27:14,814 --> 01:27:15,899
They're worth something
1213
01:27:16,024 --> 01:27:17,442
because they're victims.
1214
01:27:18,276 --> 01:27:20,486
You'll get money for them.
1215
01:27:20,612 --> 01:27:22,655
Think about it for a minute,
1216
01:27:23,448 --> 01:27:24,866
after leaving here,
1217
01:27:24,991 --> 01:27:28,411
who can best raise that million?
1218
01:27:28,536 --> 01:27:29,704
Them
1219
01:27:29,829 --> 01:27:30,705
or me?
1220
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:35,293
Sit!
1221
01:27:37,045 --> 01:27:38,004
Take the girl.
1222
01:27:38,755 --> 01:27:40,214
Go, Nataly.
1223
01:27:40,590 --> 01:27:42,383
Thank you, Richard.
1224
01:27:42,508 --> 01:27:44,177
Don't rape her, OK?
1225
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,512
She's cute, soft and feisty,
1226
01:27:46,638 --> 01:27:48,014
don't take advantage of her.
1227
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:51,476
A beautiful white girl with pink nipples...
1228
01:27:51,601 --> 01:27:53,019
Jesus Christ! Shut up!
1229
01:28:00,151 --> 01:28:01,361
Wait, wait!
1230
01:28:01,778 --> 01:28:02,654
Take him also.
1231
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:05,281
Please.
1232
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:06,616
He's worthless anyway.
1233
01:28:09,285 --> 01:28:10,119
Please.
1234
01:28:11,037 --> 01:28:12,455
That's really nice, Marc.
1235
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:13,790
Thank you.
1236
01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:14,791
I'm being truthful.
1237
01:28:25,635 --> 01:28:27,553
What you did for Sammy was really thoughtful.
1238
01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:30,473
I know you don't like him,
1239
01:28:31,557 --> 01:28:33,267
but he'll be grateful his entire life--
1240
01:28:36,896 --> 01:28:39,691
Come on, guys! You startled me!
1241
01:28:42,485 --> 01:28:44,404
Haiti: 2 hostages freed
1242
01:28:44,529 --> 01:28:46,656
I was not harmed, but it's outrageous
1243
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:50,368
that no one is negotiating.
1244
01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:54,872
If this had been Brad Pitt,
1245
01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:59,043
the U.S. would've invaded Haiti.
1246
01:29:03,047 --> 01:29:06,175
We have to save Marc Morin
1247
01:29:06,926 --> 01:29:09,679
Prisoner of a sovereign state
1248
01:29:15,727 --> 01:29:16,644
What are you doing?
1249
01:29:18,312 --> 01:29:19,814
We'll set fire to this place.
1250
01:29:19,939 --> 01:29:21,107
It'll be filled with smoke.
1251
01:29:21,232 --> 01:29:24,277
They won't see a thing and we'll run out.
1252
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:26,362
Or we might...
1253
01:29:26,821 --> 01:29:28,656
die from asphyxiation.
1254
01:29:29,657 --> 01:29:31,117
How do you want to die?
1255
01:29:31,242 --> 01:29:32,118
Any other ideas?
1256
01:29:46,591 --> 01:29:47,592
Fire!
1257
01:29:48,134 --> 01:29:49,343
Help! Fire!
1258
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:56,142
Help! Open up!
1259
01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:20,875
They were going to kill us.
1260
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,377
I saw it in their eyes, they're fucking crazy!
1261
01:30:23,503 --> 01:30:24,962
I thought they were "nice people"?
1262
01:30:25,088 --> 01:30:26,672
Where's your faith in mankind?
1263
01:30:26,798 --> 01:30:28,591
Mankind can shove it!
1264
01:30:30,802 --> 01:30:33,096
I'm done! I'm staying here...
1265
01:30:33,221 --> 01:30:34,722
I don't want anything anymore.
1266
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:37,058
I'm so sick of this!
1267
01:30:41,395 --> 01:30:42,271
Let's go!
1268
01:30:44,732 --> 01:30:46,025
Come on. I hear something.
1269
01:30:50,696 --> 01:30:51,656
Please!
1270
01:31:04,335 --> 01:31:05,711
Fuck...
1271
01:31:13,344 --> 01:31:15,805
Release the photographer,
1272
01:31:15,930 --> 01:31:18,808
only Marc Morin matters.
1273
01:31:29,318 --> 01:31:30,778
We have a single goal,
1274
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:34,448
to ensure a better life for our people.
1275
01:31:34,907 --> 01:31:38,578
This million will not go to the corrupt,
1276
01:31:38,703 --> 01:31:41,372
but to the poor of our forgotten community.
1277
01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:44,167
I beg you to pay this ransom
1278
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,751
in exchange for my life.
1279
01:31:50,214 --> 01:31:51,257
I want to add something.
1280
01:31:56,262 --> 01:31:57,138
Josée...
1281
01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:01,767
I know I'm not worth a million,
1282
01:32:01,893 --> 01:32:03,227
I know I'm pretty worthless...
1283
01:32:04,645 --> 01:32:05,563
I have to talk!
1284
01:32:09,817 --> 01:32:11,152
Josée, if you're watching...
1285
01:32:14,322 --> 01:32:16,073
You know I love you.
1286
01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:20,036
You don't know what it's like to be loved by you.
1287
01:32:24,665 --> 01:32:27,210
I don't deserve you...
1288
01:32:27,335 --> 01:32:29,837
You sacrificed your life for me...
1289
01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:32,173
How do you put up with me?
1290
01:32:32,298 --> 01:32:34,133
I can't even put up with myself.
1291
01:32:34,967 --> 01:32:36,969
I cared only for myself...
1292
01:32:40,765 --> 01:32:41,933
Rosabelle...
1293
01:32:44,435 --> 01:32:45,686
Daddy's little girl...
1294
01:32:47,521 --> 01:32:49,482
You're so amazing, sweetheart...
1295
01:32:50,024 --> 01:32:52,526
So beautiful and brilliant.
1296
01:32:54,153 --> 01:32:56,489
You see through all the bullshit, even mine.
1297
01:32:57,448 --> 01:32:58,741
I love you, sweetheart!
1298
01:33:02,328 --> 01:33:03,246
Thierry...
1299
01:33:04,205 --> 01:33:05,957
My lil' man...
1300
01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:09,710
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
1301
01:33:10,378 --> 01:33:11,837
I regret so much.
1302
01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:14,757
You're beautiful,
1303
01:33:15,549 --> 01:33:16,592
funny,
1304
01:33:17,677 --> 01:33:19,262
a ray of sunshine.
1305
01:33:20,346 --> 01:33:21,806
You're everything I no longer am.
1306
01:33:22,390 --> 01:33:24,642
Don't ever become like me.
1307
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:25,685
Never!
1308
01:33:29,355 --> 01:33:31,357
We might not see each other again...
1309
01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:36,988
I want you to know I'm proud of having
1310
01:33:37,113 --> 01:33:39,407
brilliant and beautiful kids like you.
1311
01:33:40,241 --> 01:33:42,493
It's unfortunate I never told you before.
1312
01:33:43,911 --> 01:33:46,205
I should've told you every day...
1313
01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:50,167
because I thought it every day.
1314
01:33:53,629 --> 01:33:54,588
I love you.
1315
01:34:37,381 --> 01:34:40,009
The Canadian government says it is extremely moved
1316
01:34:40,134 --> 01:34:42,636
by the imminent death of Marc Morin.
1317
01:34:43,220 --> 01:34:45,765
In a press release, Prime Minister Harper
1318
01:34:45,890 --> 01:34:48,851
has stated Morin's sacrifice
1319
01:34:48,976 --> 01:34:51,270
is in the name of counter-terrorism.
1320
01:34:51,979 --> 01:34:53,939
Fucking shitty Ottawa!
1321
01:35:25,596 --> 01:35:26,555
You're free.
1322
01:35:31,519 --> 01:35:33,396
We never intended to kill you.
1323
01:35:44,198 --> 01:35:46,117
We're doing this for a good cause.
1324
01:35:47,701 --> 01:35:48,786
We won't ever...
1325
01:35:49,787 --> 01:35:51,956
rebuild on the blood of others.
1326
01:35:57,128 --> 01:35:58,170
Go.
1327
01:39:05,524 --> 01:39:08,360
6 months later
1328
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:23,876
2$.
1329
01:39:24,835 --> 01:39:25,669
1$.
1330
01:39:26,754 --> 01:39:27,796
Final offer.
1331
01:39:28,547 --> 01:39:30,257
3$ gets you 2.
1332
01:39:32,676 --> 01:39:33,677
You're ruining me!
1333
01:39:35,763 --> 01:39:37,264
I didn't teach her to negotiate.
1334
01:39:37,389 --> 01:39:38,557
That's for sure!
1335
01:39:39,475 --> 01:39:41,268
Thank you for taking care of her.
1336
01:40:35,364 --> 01:40:37,658
Ladies and gentlemen, join us tonight.
1337
01:40:37,783 --> 01:40:40,953
My friend Richard released an original recipe book.
1338
01:40:41,078 --> 01:40:42,705
Urine Therapy - 101 cocktails
1339
01:40:42,830 --> 01:40:43,997
And if time allows it,
1340
01:40:44,123 --> 01:40:46,333
the very talented Véronique Cloutier will join us.
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