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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:56,578 - LIFT YOUR LEG UP. 4 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:42,684 - THIS SEAT TAKEN? 5 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,517 - WHAT'S GOOD TO EAT HERE? 6 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,699 THE CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION CAKE. 7 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:01,442 THAT SOUNDS-- THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 8 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:02,878 OR NOT. 9 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,707 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 10 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:09,580 YOU LOOK GOOD. 11 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,669 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 12 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,671 - OH, I'M JUST DOING PRESS FOR MY BOOK. 13 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,934 I'M DOING A TOUR. 14 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,458 CRAZY TIME, ACTUALLY. 15 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,676 I WAS AT THIS PARTY LAST NIGHT 16 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,069 WITH ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE THERE. 17 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,375 PRINCE PLAYED AT IT. 18 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,420 IT WAS PRETTY-- 19 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:24,987 PRETTY COOL. 20 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:27,337 - OH. 21 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:30,819 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - JUST WORK. 22 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:34,910 - WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO AGAIN? 23 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,783 - ANALYTICAL PROCESSING. 24 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,698 DATA MINING. 25 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:46,313 IT'S REALLY MORE, UM, PREDICTIVE ANALYSIS. 26 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:50,055 - DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? 27 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,366 WHERE'S HOME AGAIN FOR YOU? 28 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,195 - SEATTLE. - RIGHT, SEATTLE. 29 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,414 - YOU? 30 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,547 - NEW YORK. 31 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:04,766 - YOU READY, SIR? 32 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,377 - HEY, UH... 33 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:11,903 I'M GONNA GET THAT CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION CAKE. 34 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,992 AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE IT TWO. 35 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,429 ONE FOR THE LADY OVER THERE. 36 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,387 - NONE FOR ME, THANKS. - NO, GET A-- 37 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,955 - NO, ONE IS FINE. ONE IS FINE. 38 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,391 - OKAY. 39 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:25,830 WE CAN SPLIT IT IF YOU WANT. 40 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:33,550 - HEY. - HEY. 41 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,117 - I GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE LOBBY, SOMEONE'S PICKING ME UP. 42 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,685 I'M SORRY, DID I WAKE YOU? 43 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,427 - NO, NO, IT'S FINE, FINE. 44 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,995 I LEFT MY NUMBER FOR YOU. 45 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,042 IF YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, IN NEW YORK 46 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:51,394 AND WANNA GIVE ME A SHOUT. 47 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,701 - I'M NEVER GONNA CALL YOU. 48 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,970 - OKAY. 49 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:08,411 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 50 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:58,940 - YOU OKAY? 51 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:02,247 - YEAH, YEAH. 52 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,781 - I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 53 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,437 NOT FOR YOU, OBVIOUSLY. 54 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,874 WHY DID I--I DIDN'T--I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST SAID THAT. 55 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:23,878 - WELL, I'M MARRIED NOW. 56 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:26,750 - YEAH, I FIGURED. 57 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,666 HEY, HOW WAS YOUR WEDDING? 58 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,713 YOU HAVE FUN? 59 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:43,288 WERE THERE A LOT OF PEOPLE AT THE WEDDING? 60 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:46,378 GRANDMAS, GRANDPAS? 61 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,689 YOU HAVE A BAND OR A DJ? 62 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,692 YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 63 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:06,660 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 64 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,749 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA CALL ME, YOU LIED. 65 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:12,753 WHY'D YOU CALL ME? 66 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:13,928 WAS IT THE PENIS? 67 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,451 - IT'S HANDSOME. 68 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,148 IT'S A HANDSOME PENIS. 69 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,802 IS THAT WHY? 70 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,849 - THAT'S IT. 71 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:29,813 - WHY'D YOU CALL? 72 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,728 - MMM. 73 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:34,818 HMM. 74 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,441 - WHAT? 75 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,834 - TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 76 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,706 - LIKE WHAT? - ANYTHING. 77 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,143 - YOU WANNA KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR? 78 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,668 - YOU LIKE YOUR WORK? - YES, I LOVE IT. 79 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,193 - WHAT? 80 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,239 - COME ON. 81 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,675 - YOU WANNA KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR? 82 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,590 - NO, I DON'T WANNA KNOW YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. 83 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,549 TELL ME-- TELL ME-- 84 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,160 - WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING? 85 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,554 - DO YOU HAVE A MIDDLE NAME? 86 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,251 - MM-HMM. YES, I DO. 87 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,992 - ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME? - NO. 88 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,471 - YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP TURNING OFF THE LIGHT? 89 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,518 - YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 90 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,651 I'M GONNA BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP OVER YOUR HEAD. 91 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:35,052 - OKAY. 92 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:38,012 FINE, YOU GET ONE QUESTION. 93 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,102 ONE. 94 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:58,206 - HOLD ON, I'M THINKING. 95 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,689 ONLY ONE? 96 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,038 HEH. 97 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:07,041 - DON'T PUSH IT. 98 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,006 - NO, NO, I GET ONE QUESTION. I GET ONE QUESTION. 99 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,618 - WELL, TIME'S RUNNING OUT. 100 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,184 - TURN THE LIGHT OFF. 101 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:23,405 - TURN IT OFF? - TURN IT OFF. 102 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,451 - IT'S GOING OFF. 103 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,371 - WHEN'S YOUR NEXT CONFERENCE? 104 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:45,819 YOU GOT ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? 105 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:50,824 ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD STILL TOGETHER? 106 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,870 ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN? 107 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,528 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RONALD REAGAN FILM? 108 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:05,099 DO YOU LIKE VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? 109 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,970 VANILLA. 110 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,973 CHOCOLATE? 111 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,243 WOULD YOU RATHER BE EATEN BY A SHARK OR DIE IN AN EARTHQUAKE? 112 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,945 - SHARK. 113 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,081 WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE SUPERPOWER-- 114 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,043 - I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 115 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,394 WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE SUPERPOWER TO FLY 116 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:42,266 OR TO TURN ME INTO A BUFFALO? 117 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,821 SEE YA. 118 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,128 I, UH-- I READ YOUR BOOK. 119 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,129 - OH, YEAH? 120 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,392 - IT SURPRISED ME. 121 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,090 - IT'S JUST A BOOK. 122 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,701 - IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK, IT'S A BESTSELLER. 123 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,530 - IT'S IN EVERY AIRPORT. 124 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,576 - YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS. 125 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:35,145 - I REALLY LIKED IT. - GOOD. 126 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,886 - YOU'RE A VERY GOOD WRITER. 127 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,193 - YES, I AM. 128 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,369 - I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. - NO, I KNOW. 129 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,066 I'M GOOD. 130 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,938 NO, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. 131 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:48,855 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. 132 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,160 I, UH, UM... 133 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,076 I MET SOMEONE. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 134 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,512 IT'S, UH, NOT A SERIOUS THING. 135 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,079 I JUST WANTED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 136 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,212 THAT--UH, I DON'T KNOW THE RULES. 137 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,779 - WE KEEP ON DOING THIS, 138 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,955 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE HER FOR ME. 139 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,179 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM FOR ME. 140 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,550 - OH, MY GOD. I GOTTA GO. 141 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,074 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 142 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,164 - HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT. - SEE YA. 143 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,350 OH, MY-- 144 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,960 OH, SHIT. - HELLO? 145 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,396 - NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 146 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,181 DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT. 147 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,356 NO, DON'T DO IT! 148 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,575 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 149 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,674 I USED TO BE IN, LIKE, A SPECIAL ED, UM-- 150 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,589 I'M SERIOUS. 151 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,811 LIKE, A SPECIAL ED MATH CLASS. AND, UH-- 152 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:16,856 - THEN, LIKE, THIS WAS LAST YEAR? 153 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,422 - IT KIND OF SCARRED ME FOREVER. 154 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,860 AND THERE WAS THIS ONE KID, TIMMY ECKENSTERNER. 155 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,560 AND HE WAS A TOTAL FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE. 156 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,345 AND THERE WAS THIS WONDERFUL GIRL, MARIANNA STEINS. 157 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,435 - SHE WAS BORN WITH A HOLE IN HER HEART. 158 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,176 - WHAT? - YEAH. 159 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,658 SHE WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE THING WITH AN AFRO, AND SHE WAS-- 160 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,094 SHE WAS A NEIGHBOR, MARIANNA STEINS. 161 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,617 - DID SHE SURVIVE, OR DID SHE DIE? 162 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,663 - NO, SHE SURVIVED, SHE'S STILL GOING. 163 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,231 SHE'S A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING. 164 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,016 BUT THE KIDS MADE FUN OF HER AND THEN MADE FUN OF ME 165 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,411 'CAUSE I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HER, YOU KNOW? 166 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,560 - WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU EVER KISSED? 167 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,086 CHRISTIAN IVESON. 168 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,393 - IVESON? - BRACES. 169 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,048 HE HAD BRACES. I DID NOT. 170 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,397 - DID HE STICK HIS TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH? 171 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,443 - MM-MM, NO. 172 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,010 HE WAS PRETTY WIMPY. 173 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,229 - HOW ABOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD SEX? 174 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,753 - MM... 175 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,886 - HOW OLD WERE YOU? 176 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,758 - 18, COLLEGE. 177 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,196 ALL MY FRIENDS, THEY ALL HAD ALREADY HAD SEX. 178 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,154 SO I ALSO FELT PRESSURE 'CAUSE I WAS, LIKE, 179 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:41,331 THE ONLY PERSON, YOU KNOW, THAT, LIKE, HADN'T DONE IT YET. 180 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:45,379 - WHEN WAS--WHO BROKE YOUR HEART THE FIRST TIME? 181 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,250 - ASHLEY LUDDEN. 182 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,600 SHE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH ME AND I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE-- 183 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,167 LIKE, I WAS, LIKE, "WOW, WE'VE BEEN DATING A LONG TIME." 184 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,952 I WANTED THIS TO BE THE FIRST GIRL I SLEEP WITH. 185 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,736 - YEAH. - THIS IS GONNA BE SPECIAL. 186 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,825 - AND THEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME AND FUCKED HALF THE SCHOOL. 187 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,435 - REALLY, SHE DID. 188 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,350 - NO. - YEAH. 189 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,178 IT WAS LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW, I TURNED ASHLEY 190 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,225 INTO A COMPLETE SLUT. 191 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:09,055 WHERE WAS THAT ASHLEY? WHERE WAS THAT ASHLEY? 192 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,101 YOU EVER HAVE AN EXPERIENCE WITH A GIRL? 193 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,538 - MM-MM. - NO? 194 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,541 OH. 195 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,716 I DID WITH A GUY. - YOU DID? 196 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,806 - YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID. - YEAH. 197 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,897 - WE'D PLAY, LIKE, G.I. JOES AND THEN I'D GET SHOT, 198 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,725 AND HE'D NURSE ME WITH A BLOW JOB, YOU KNOW? 199 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,727 - WOW. - YEAH. 200 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,643 AND I WAS SO YOUNG, I COULDN'T EVEN COME. 201 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,950 I GOT A BLOW JOB-- 202 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,473 - THIS IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU LIKE ME. 203 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,954 - YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE BLOW JOB CHRONICLES. 204 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,000 - THE BLOW JOB CHRONICLES. 205 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,437 MY FIRST BLOW JOB... 206 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,007 STARTED WITH A BOY. 207 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:54,317 I'M THE KING OF MONACO, SO FUCK EVERYBODY. 208 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:58,278 I'M THE KING OF THE SERENE REPUBLIC OF SAN MARINO. 209 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,150 I'M THE KING OF LICHTENSTEIN. 210 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,545 - DO YOU WANNA BE MY PRINCESS? 211 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,547 I LEFT MY CROWN AT HOME. 212 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,985 - EXCUSE ME? - I LEFT MY CROWN AT HOME. 213 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,467 - OH, TERRIFIC. 214 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,425 CAN WE GET TWO MORE OF THESE, PLEASE? 215 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,731 BRING THE PAIN! 216 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,646 - I DON'T THINK YOU FEEL ANY PAIN. 217 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,651 - DRINK UP. 218 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:27,916 - AAH! 219 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,091 - WHAT PART OF THE HOTEL IS THIS? 220 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,746 - WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON? GO! 221 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:32,964 OH, NO! 222 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,577 - AAH! THEY'RE COMING AFTER US! 223 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,319 - THEY'RE GONNA GET US! - COME ON, LET'S GO! RUN! 224 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:40,842 RUN! - OH, MY-- 225 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,629 YOU FEEL THE PAIN NOW? 226 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,242 - OH, GOD, GET UP. OKAY, COME ON, COME ON! 227 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,333 - THIS WAY, THIS WAY! - THEY'RE GONNA GET US! 228 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,334 COME ON! 229 00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:01,732 - WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER? - NUMBER...WHA-- 230 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,387 IS THIS ME? 231 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,260 COME ON, GET IN, GET IN. 232 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,003 - I LOVE YOUR FEET. 233 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,658 WHEN I SEE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND I LOOK DOWN, 234 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:19,054 AND I SEE UGLY FEET, I GET VERY TURNED OFF 235 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,403 AND VICE VERSA. 236 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,971 IF I SEE GREAT FEET, AND THEN I LOOK UP 237 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,713 AND SEE AN UGLY WOMAN, I MIGHT BE EXTREMELY TURNED ON. 238 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,628 - OH, OH, OH. - WHAT? 239 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,413 NO, IT'S GONNA--WHAT? - IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD. 240 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,893 - YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? - NO, THAT'S GOOD. 241 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,069 - THIS NAIL IS SO SMALL. 242 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,679 IT LOOKS SO SAD, THIS NAIL. 243 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,206 BUT YOU HAVE TO--DON'T YOU FEEL FOR THE UNDERDOG A LITTLE? 244 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,991 - I DO. - LIKE, POOR LITTLE GUY? 245 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,386 - IT'S ODD THAT YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE NO NAIL THERE. 246 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,170 IT'S KIND OF-- 247 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,651 IT'S KIND OF FREAKISH. IT'S GETTING KIND OF SCARY. 248 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,480 - SHUT UP AND PAINT IT. 249 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,483 - IS IT THAT YOU--DID YOU DANCE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 250 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,658 - YEAH. - YOU DID? 251 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,138 - MM-HMM. 252 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,704 - LIKE BALLET? - MM-HMM. 253 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,010 - REALLY? 254 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,359 DID YOU DO MODERN DANCE? - MM-HMM. 255 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,318 - JAZZ? - MM-HMM. 256 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,190 - DID YOU EVER BREAK-DANCE? - MM-MM. 257 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,236 - BAREFOOT POLYNESIAN HULA? - MM-HMM. 258 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,063 - I'M SO BAD AT THIS. - MM-HMM. 259 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:08,136 WHAT DO YOU EVEN LIKE ABOUT ME? 260 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,964 WOULD YOU TELL ME? 261 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:14,969 - YEAH, SURE. - OKAY. 262 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,363 DO IT. 263 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,669 - YOU WANT ME TO-- 264 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,589 YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? 265 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,764 - YEAH. 266 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,767 - UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 267 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,291 - LIST-- LIKE, MAKE A LIST. 268 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,031 - LIKE, A TOP TEN LIST? - YEAH. 269 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,120 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO. I CAN'T SUM IT ALL UP. 270 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,688 - IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 271 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:46,740 UM, I THINK YOU'RE A VERY SMART WOMAN, 272 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,785 WHICH ISN'T SAYING MUCH COMPARED TO ME, 273 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,571 BUT IT'S GOOD. VERY GOOD. 274 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:55,618 UM, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 275 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,665 SEXY. 276 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,536 I LOVE YOUR EYES. 277 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:01,755 GREAT EYES. 278 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:05,585 UM, I LOVE YOUR MOLES. 279 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,675 UM... 280 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,633 YOUR... 281 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,593 THE WAY YOU-- YOU WALK. 282 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,638 LOOK GOOD DOING IT. 283 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,641 UM-- 284 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,209 - I FEEL... 285 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,299 REALLY UGLY. 286 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:30,131 JUST A HORRIBLE PERSON. 287 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:41,534 BUT THEN... 288 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,537 I LIKE YOU. 289 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,851 I GO TO SLEEP, AND WHEN I WAKE UP, 290 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:58,115 I CAN'T CONCENTRATE AT WORK. 291 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,205 I CAN'T-- 292 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:08,256 I LOVE HIM. 293 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,043 I LOVE HIM. 294 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:19,398 I THINK. 295 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:23,010 HEH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 296 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,667 - YEAH. 297 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,800 YEAH. 298 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,239 I KNOW. 299 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:57,174 WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME? 300 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,920 - IT'S OKAY, GO AHEAD. 301 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,927 SEE, IT'S HARD. IT'S NOT EASY. 302 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,760 - I LIKE YOUR LAUGH. 303 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,153 - I LIKE WHEN YOU CRY TOO, 304 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,329 BUT I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SAD. 305 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,070 BUT I LIKE WHEN YOU CRY, THERE'S SOMETHING-- 306 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,767 - HOW ABOUT BOTH AT ONCE? - WHEN YOU LAUGH AND YOU CRY? 307 00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:26,987 - YEAH, YEAH, I LOVE THAT. 308 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,554 CAN YOU TRY-- CAN DO YOU DO-- 309 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,164 AND WHEN YOU LAUGH, YOUR NOSTRILS KIND OF FLARE. 310 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,995 - THEY'RE--THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE BREATHING RIGHT NOW. 311 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,605 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 312 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,390 THAT MIGHT BE MY NUMBER ONE. - OH, GOD. 313 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,660 BYE. - BYE. 314 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,010 DON'T GO. - YEAH, LET'S LIVE HERE. 315 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,012 TAKE ANOTHER FLIGHT. 316 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,666 - I CAN'T, HE'S PICKING ME UP FROM THE AIRPORT, I GOTTA GO. 317 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:58,018 BYE. - BYE. 318 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,113 - I LOVE YOU. 319 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,384 NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS, 320 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,864 RECIPROCAL OR OTHERWISE. 321 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,822 - YES. - YES? 322 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,565 - I LOVE YOU. 323 00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:28,439 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. 324 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,878 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 325 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,445 - WE'RE-- 326 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,622 I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME. 327 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,319 - I DON'T KNOW. 328 00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:43,019 I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 329 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:46,501 - WE COULD KEEP MEETING. - YOU MEAN CHEATING. 330 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:47,894 - YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 331 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,199 - WELL, LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS. 332 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,724 - I WANNA KEEP DOING THIS. 333 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:02,648 I'M HAPPY. NO, I'M HAPPY. 334 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:06,086 OKAY. 335 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:07,870 OKAY. 336 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:11,831 YEAH, WELL, I'M STILL WORKING THROUGH THAT SECTION. 337 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:12,919 OKAY. 338 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,051 THAT'S AWESOME, WARREN. 339 00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,444 BYE. 340 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,447 - SO? - SO HE LOVED IT. 341 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,144 - I TOLD YOU. HE'S A GENIUS. 342 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:22,189 - NO, HE LOVES EVERYTHING THOUGH. 343 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,669 THAT'S HIS WAY. 344 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,366 HE'S VERY-- HE'S ALWAYS VERY KIND. 345 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:26,541 - NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU. THIS IS THE ONE. 346 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,238 - THIS THIS THE ONE. 347 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,718 IT'S BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE. COME ON, TRUST ME. 348 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,285 I KNOW. 349 00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,895 - I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 350 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:36,159 - I KNOW I'M RIGHT. - TO MY SECOND BOOK. 351 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,596 - HMM. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 352 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641 - SO DO YOU. 353 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:44,167 IN A MANLY WAY. 354 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,995 - GIVE ME A KISS. 355 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,867 GIVE ME A KISS. - LISTEN. 356 00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:50,478 - I WANT A KISS. - HEY, LOOK OVER THERE. 357 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,436 - HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 358 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,048 IT'S THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. WE'RE GONNA CLIMB THAT TONIGHT. 359 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,615 WE'RE GOING NUTS TONIGHT. WE'RE GONNA EAT. 360 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,355 WE'RE GONNA EAT LIGHT. 361 00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,661 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE DESSERT. 362 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,490 WE'RE GONNA GET DRUNK ON WINE. 363 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,666 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DANCE. 364 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,712 SERIOUSLY, I'M GIVING YOU A FUCKING NEW YORK TOUR. 365 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,714 IT'S STARTING TONIGHT. STARTING TONIGHT-- 366 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,021 - NO, I'VE HAD DINNERS WITH SO MANY PEOPLE FROM NEW YORK. 367 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:15,634 I'VE WORKED THESE OFFICES. YOU GOT RECOGNIZED TODAY. 368 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:18,071 - THAT'S SO RARE, IT NEVER HAPPENS. 369 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:23,642 - I KNOW, AND YET, I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 370 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:26,732 IT'S NOT SAFE. 371 00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:30,736 - I UNDERSTAND. 372 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,651 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD FEEL PARANOID. 373 00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,304 NEW YORK'S A BIG CITY. 374 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,915 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU. 375 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,481 IF THEY RECOGNIZE YOU, WE CAN BE FRIENDS. 376 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,396 WE CAN BE FRIENDS WALKING AROUND NEW YORK CITY. 377 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,660 - I KNOW, I KNOW. LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA. 378 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,792 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SORRY. 379 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:46,839 JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE. 380 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,712 - DOES IT INVOLVE FOOD? 381 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,279 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 382 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:53,759 - IT BETTER BE, LIKE, THE GREATEST IDEA EVER. 383 00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,630 'CAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY INTO MY IDEA. 384 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:12,212 - ♪ OOH SO EASY 385 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,171 ♪ I GOT YOU WRAPPED 386 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:18,479 ♪ AROUND MY FINGER 387 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,396 ♪ OOH YOU'RE SO EASY 388 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,225 ♪ I GOT YOU WRAPPED 389 00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:29,708 ♪ AROUND MY FINGER 390 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,145 ♪ I GOT YOU 391 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,800 ♪ I GOT YOU 392 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,371 - IT'S TOTALLY AMAZING BECAUSE THE FACT THAT THEY 393 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:42,895 GAVE ME MORE THAN ONE TEAM THIS TIME 394 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:47,334 MEANS THAT THEY SEE ME AS SOMEBODY WHO, UM-- 395 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,944 IT'S GOOD. 396 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,250 IT'S JUST--IT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD. 397 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:51,686 AND IT MEANS I HAVE THE POWER 398 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:55,081 TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE. 399 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,561 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS AARON. 400 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,869 FUCKING AARON IS GONNA TRY AND FUCK THINGS UP FOR ME AS USUAL 401 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,436 'CAUSE HE'S ALWAYS JEALOUS. 402 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:12,838 NOW IF WE MERGE, THEN I'M GONNA BE IN A POSITION 403 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:16,363 TO RUN THOSE TEAMS TOO, SO-- 404 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,670 I'M COLD. 405 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,412 I CAN HANDLE HIM. 406 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:25,981 NOW I JUST GOTTA KICK ASS. 407 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,374 THEN I COULD PICK MY PROJECTS 408 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,028 AND ONLY REALLY ANSWER TO CHARLIE. 409 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,205 IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO ANYWAY. 410 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:38,167 AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? I'M TALKING TOO MUCH. 411 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,083 - NO. 412 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,783 ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, NO, I'M FINE. 413 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,959 - IS THIS YOU STONED? 414 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,830 - HEH. 415 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,876 - YOU GET ALL PARANOID AND DISTANT? 416 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,836 - I'M FINE. I HAD A THING. 417 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:59,406 - WITH HER? - NO. 418 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,277 - YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT HER. - NO, IT'S NOT HER. 419 00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:03,192 IT'S JUST-- IT'S NOTHING. 420 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:06,326 - WHAT? 421 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:14,290 - MY BOOK GOT KILLED. 422 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:22,037 LIKE, REALLY KILLED. 423 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,393 REVIEWS WERE-- 424 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:33,744 IT WAS LIKE I MURDERED THEIR CHILDREN OR SOMETHING. 425 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,311 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU JUST GOTTA MOVE ON. 426 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,357 IT'S YOUR SECOND BOOK, YOU KNOW? 427 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,402 - MOVE ON. MOVE ON TO WHAT? 428 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,622 IT'S--NO ONE'S GONNA READ MY BOOK NOW. 429 00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,886 - WELL, I THINK IT'S GOOD. 430 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,633 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. 431 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,897 I MEAN, NO ONE CARES. 432 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,030 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING IN MY LIFE. 433 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,556 I WANT TO--I WANT-- YOU KNOW, I WANT-- 434 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:03,905 - COME ON, YOU'RE JUST STONED. 435 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,472 COME ON. 436 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:09,824 - I WANT WHAT I DO TO MATTER. WHAT I DO MATTERS! 437 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,392 AND I DON'T WANT TO JUST MOVE WIDGETS AROUND. 438 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:15,177 - YOU MEAN LIKE INSURING THE CONTINUING GROWTH 439 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,005 OF MAJOR CORPORATIONS? 440 00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:19,007 - HEY, WITHOUT YOU, WHO WOULD EXPLOIT THE PEOPLE, 441 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:20,966 RAPE THE LAND, AND MAKE BILLIONS? 442 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:25,361 - THAT'S NOT VERY FUNNY. - ACTUALLY, IT IS. 443 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:29,452 - I'M PAID FAIRLY FOR THE WORK I DO. 444 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,933 - WHAT? 445 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,023 HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS BARELY EXIST OVER THE POVERTY LINE. 446 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:36,633 - MAYBE I DESERVE MORE. 447 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,026 MAYBE MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE HEALTH OF THIS NATION 448 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,985 IS ACTUALLY WORTH MORE. 449 00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,813 - DOLLARS, RIGHT? IT'S ALL ABOUT DOLLARS. 450 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,077 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT IS. 451 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,601 - YOU DON'T CREATE ANYTHING. I MEAN, WHAT YOU DO-- 452 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,472 YOU JUST MOVE NUMBERS AROUND. 453 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,257 - MM. - RIGHT? 454 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,042 - I CREATE EFFICIENCY. 455 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:56,610 WHICH CREATES WEALTH. - FOR WHAT? 456 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,613 - FOR MONEY. 457 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:03,225 - IF YOU DO IT FOR THE MONEY, THEN YOU'RE JUST A WHORE. 458 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,228 - I DO IT JUST FOR THE MONEY. - SERIOUSLY. 459 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,407 WOW. 460 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,453 LOOK AT YOU, YOU BOURGEOIS PIG. 461 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:18,110 - LOOK AT YOU, YOU COMMIE BASTARD. 462 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,068 - SERIOUSLY. - SERIOUSLY? 463 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,504 - YEAH. - OKAY. 464 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:24,725 SERIOUSLY, I THINK THAT LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT. 465 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:28,337 AND WE'RE ANIMALS, AND WE HAVE TO FUCKING FIGHT FOR OUR FOOD. 466 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,993 AND THE WEAK DIE, AND THE STRONG SURVIVE. 467 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,082 - WOW, WHO ARE YOU? 468 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:37,172 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? 469 00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:45,528 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? 470 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:50,620 - YOU'RE LEAVING? 471 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:52,361 - NOT EVERYONE GETS TO JUST LAY AROUND 472 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,016 AND HAVE THEIR FUCKING FEELINGS ALL DAY LONG, OKAY? 473 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,975 AND, YOU KNOW, GET TO SORT OF TURN EVERYTHING 474 00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,107 THAT THEY THINK OR THEY SEE INTO SOME MEANINGFUL REFLECTION 475 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:00,456 OF LIFE. 476 00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,458 THAT MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 477 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,548 IT'S JUST A BOOK. 478 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:14,775 NOVEL IS ITS LENGTH AT 139 PAGES. 479 00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,908 AT LEAST ONE ONLY HAS TO SUFFER THROUGH IT BRIEFLY. 480 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:26,265 IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK. 481 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,367 - WHY WOULDN'T YOU? DO YOU LOVE HER? 482 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:44,065 - MM-HMM. OF COURSE I LOVE HER. 483 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,720 - THEN DO IT. - YOU WANT ME TO DO IT? 484 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,548 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING. 485 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,506 - YES, YOU DO. YOU WANT ME TO DO IT. 486 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,031 - NO, I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT YOU FEEL. 487 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,207 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY? - WHY? 488 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,296 - BECAUSE YOU-- 489 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,688 YOU WANT AN OUT, THAT'S WHY. 490 00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,082 - NO. - YES. 491 00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:05,652 - I'M SAYING, IF YOU LOVE HER, IF THAT'S TRUE, 492 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:08,698 THEN YOU SHOULD ASK HER. 493 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,582 - WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER? 494 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,453 - WE ARE TOGETHER. 495 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,760 - WHY AREN'T WE LIVING TOGETHER? 496 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,415 - WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE, TOGETHERTOGETHER? 497 00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:31,243 REALLY, LIKE, HOUSE AND CHIMNEY 498 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,332 AND PICKET FENCE AND THE DOGGIES? 499 00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,464 LET'S SEE, UM... 500 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,945 YOU HAVE A HUSBAND. 501 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,079 - YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. - YES, RIGHT, I FORGOT. 502 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,645 THERE'S THAT. 503 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:46,040 HUSBAND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND. - I'M SERIOUS. 504 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,572 - GET A DIVORCE. 505 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,159 - YOU WANT ME TO GET A DIVORCE? - YES. 506 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,378 - DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO GET A DIVORCE? 507 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,596 - YES. 508 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:23,512 - BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 509 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:29,518 AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD. 510 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,455 - LOOK AT ME! 511 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:07,295 - IS ANYBODY DOING IT BUFFALO-STYLE? 512 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:16,391 - HOW'S THINGS GOING DOWN THERE? 513 00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:19,481 YOUR LIVES TURNING OUT JUST THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD? 514 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,440 - HUH? 515 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:24,791 - YOUR LIFE'S TURNING OUT JUST THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD? 516 00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:27,446 - NO! - I KNOW! 517 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:30,797 IT'S A FUCKING PUZZLE! 518 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,802 - HELP ME PUT IT TOGETHER! 519 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,245 SHH. 520 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,426 HOW WAS IT? 521 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,515 DID YOU HAVE A BAND OR A DJ? 522 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,823 - UM, WE HAD A DJ. 523 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,304 - WERE THERE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE? 524 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,480 - I THINK 70-SOMETHING, 75. - OH, YEAH? 525 00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:02,698 AND IT WAS AT NIGHT, RIGHT? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID? 526 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:04,222 - YEAH, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 527 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,486 IT ACTUALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD WEATHER BUT-- 528 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,619 IT SOUNDS CORNY, BUT IT WAS KIND OF A MAGICAL DAY. 529 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,709 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN IT, 530 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,494 THE WHOLE THING AS AN INSTITUTION, 531 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,496 BUT I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING GREAT TIME. 532 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:21,151 - MM. 533 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:23,458 - I NEVER GET HER ANYTHING OR-- 534 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:26,113 I BUY HER PRESENTS, BUT I TAKE HER TO THE STORE, 535 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,855 AND I ASK HER, YOU KNOW, PICK OUT WHATEVER SHE LIKES. 536 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:33,816 AND SHE HATES THAT, SO I SURPRISED HER WITH THIS. 537 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:36,515 I GOT--I GAVE HER MY GRANDMOTHER'S RING. 538 00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,386 WHICH WAS--IT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME 539 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,997 'CAUSE I LOVED MY GRANDMOTHER, YOU KNOW. 540 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:44,871 SHE PASSED AWAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 541 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,613 SHE JUST--SHE WENT NUTS. SHE LOVED IT, YOU KNOW? 542 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:55,360 WHAT? 543 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:58,058 YOU MAD? - NO. 544 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:04,847 - YOU ASKED. - I KNOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 545 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:07,763 - WE COULD NEVER BE MARRIED, YOU AND I. 546 00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,199 - OH, YEAH? - NO. 547 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,853 - WHY NOT? 548 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:13,334 - WELL, YOU HATE THE WAY I STAY UP LATE 549 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:15,380 AND KEEP YOU UP LATE AT NIGHT WORKING. 550 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,947 - WHAT ABOUT HOW EARLY I HAVE TO GET UP? 551 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,472 AND HOW EARLY I FALL ASLEEP? 552 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:21,864 - THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ANNOYING. 553 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,780 YOU GO TO BED AT 8:30 AT NIGHT, GRANDMA. 554 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:28,131 - YOU HATE HOW I AM COLD AND WITHHOLDING. 555 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,220 - NO. - COME ON. 556 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:31,874 - NO, I DON'T. 557 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,354 - A LITTLE BIT. - HERE'S THE THING. 558 00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:35,182 I SHARE A LOT WITH YOU, AND I TELL YOU A LOT 559 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,837 ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME, AND AT THIS POINT IN OUR... 560 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,969 WHATEVER WE ARE, WHATEVER THIS IS, 561 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:44,452 I PROBABLY OVERSHARE, BUT I TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT 562 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,888 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME. 563 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,760 YOU, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A MYSTERY. 564 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,457 SO EVERY NOW AND THEN IT WOULD BE NICE 565 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,720 TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE THINKING, YOU KNOW. 566 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:54,723 - YOU'RE RIGHT, WE COULD NEVER BE MARRIED. 567 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:19,226 - YOU'RE MAD NOW? 568 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,576 - NO, I'M FINE. 569 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,494 - YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO FUCKING REWRITE HISTORY! 570 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,453 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, AND THEN YOU ACT-- 571 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,977 YOU REPLAY IT BACK IN YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY, 572 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:34,676 AND YOU ALWAYS PAINT ME OUT TO BE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE. 573 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:37,636 DO YOU NOT? - WELL, YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE. 574 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,812 - I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU, I'M SORRY! 575 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,640 I LIKE FUCKING SPENDING TIME WITH YOU. 576 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:42,989 - ME TOO, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO. 577 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,077 - YEAH. - THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO. 578 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:45,687 - OKAY, I KNOW, IT JUST-- 579 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,515 - I JUST WANNA KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO. 580 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:48,951 - I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S JUST WHEN I'M OUTSIDE-- 581 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,084 WHEN I'M ALONE, WHEN I'M AWAY FROM YOU, 582 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:52,433 AND I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU, 583 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,435 AND I TEXT YOU, AND I TRY TO FIND YOU, 584 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,394 AND THEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE-- I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE-- 585 00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:58,265 - YOU KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE! 586 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,745 - I KNOW THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE 587 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,399 I'M BEING A FUCKING PUSSY, BUT FOR ME-- 588 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,878 - I CAN'T GIVE YOU MORE THAN I'M GIVING YOU! 589 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,489 I CAN'T GIVE YOU MORE THAT THAT! 590 00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:07,579 - ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS A FUCKING--A TEXT MESSAGE! 591 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,319 A FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE! 592 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,671 I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT! 593 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:16,283 OKAY? 594 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,981 I'M IN IT TOO! I'M IN IT TOO, OKAY? 595 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:20,592 I'M IN IT TOO. 596 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:23,595 DON'T MAKE ME OUT TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! 597 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:29,731 - I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW-- 598 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:35,171 - HOW-- 599 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:37,043 - TO BE IN THIS ROOM WITH YOU-- 600 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:40,089 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE IN THIS ROOM WITH YOU. 601 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,224 - I MEAN, I-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 602 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,008 LIKE, I WANNA SEE YOU. I'M HERE FOR YOU. 603 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,532 I CAME HERE FOR YOU. 604 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,534 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW-- 605 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:54,756 RIGHT NOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE... YOU WANT ME HERE. 606 00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,628 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HERE, I DON'T KNOW-- 607 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,369 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO, LIKE, WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 608 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,197 I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO BE--I MEAN, 609 00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,025 I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING THAT, BUT I--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 610 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,418 LIKE, I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL ME. 611 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:08,117 - I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU. 612 00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,511 I WANT YOU FULLY. 613 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,079 I WANT YOU-- I WANNA WALK OUTSIDE. 614 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,907 I WANNA WALK OUTSIDE. 615 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:18,171 I WANNA BE OUTSIDE WALKING WITH YOU. 616 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,260 I DON'T WANNA BE IN A FUCKING HOTEL. 617 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,610 I'M TIRED, I CAN'T OPEN THE FUCKING-- 618 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,220 CAN YOU OPEN THE WINDOWS HERE? 619 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,048 CAN YOU EVEN OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS HERE? 620 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,920 - WE'D FUCKING JUMP OUT, THAT'S WHY. 621 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:32,664 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA JUMP OUT, I WANT SOME FUCKING AIR. 622 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:17,535 OKAY. - I CAN OPEN THEM? 623 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:20,625 - OPEN YOUR EYES. 624 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:42,734 - ♪ IN A WORD 625 00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:46,215 ♪ IN A WORD 626 00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:50,829 ♪ YOU ARE LIGHT 627 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:58,663 ♪ GO INSIDE 628 00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:04,364 ♪ BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU 629 00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:15,157 ♪ IN A WORD 630 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,943 ♪ IN A WORD 631 00:43:18,073 --> 00:43:22,425 ♪ YOU ARE GONE 632 00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:34,699 - I'M ON THE PORCH. 633 00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:37,702 IT'S, UH-- 634 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,748 IT'S SMALL BUT COZY. 635 00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:45,927 MY HOUSE. 636 00:43:46,058 --> 00:43:49,148 IT'S OUR HOUSE. 637 00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:51,672 AND THERE'S ME. 638 00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:54,457 AND OUR THREE KIDS ARE PLAYING OUT IN THE YARD. 639 00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,851 AND--AND--AND... 640 00:43:56,982 --> 00:44:00,115 I'M READING THE PAPER. 641 00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:03,162 I'VE GOT MY COFFEE. 642 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:08,428 I GOT YOU. 643 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,912 - WE NEED A LITTLE SHED, SO I CAN DO MY POTTERY. 644 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,568 - YOU DO POTTERY? 645 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:20,353 - I'M VERY GOOD. - REALLY? 646 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:21,876 - YES. - YOU ARE? 647 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,835 - YES, I AM. 648 00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:26,925 - DON'T LAUGH AT ME. - OKAY, WE'LL GET A SHED. 649 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:35,455 AND WE'RE SURROUNDED BY TREES, LOTS OF TREES. 650 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,805 AND A VEGETABLE GARDEN. 651 00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,502 I ALWAYS WANTED A CHICKEN COOP. 652 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,374 - LET'S GET A CHICKEN COOP. 653 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,637 - THAT YOU FEED. - THAT WE MAKE THE KIDS FEED. 654 00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:47,336 - HEY, GUYS? 655 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,251 MOM WANTS YOU TO FEED THE CHICKEN COOP! 656 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,775 OKAY. 657 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:52,428 - I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THE CHICKENS. 658 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:54,256 I JUST WANTED A COOP. 659 00:44:54,387 --> 00:44:57,216 THE KIDS ARE GONNA FEED THEM. 660 00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:06,921 - YOU OKAY? 661 00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:09,924 - YEAH. 662 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:14,581 YEAH. 663 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:27,333 THAT'S A NICE THOUGHT. 664 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:29,422 WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THE CHICKEN COOP 665 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,250 IF IT MAKES YOU UPSET. - NO, NO, NO, WE HAVE A HOUSE, 666 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:35,080 WE HAVE A PORCH, POTTERY SHED, YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CHICKENS. 667 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:38,083 - YEAH, WE EAT VEGETABLES FROM THE FUCKING GARDEN. 668 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,954 - YEAH, THEN FUCK. 669 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:43,044 - OR MAKE LOVE, SWEET-- 670 00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:48,223 SWEET, GENTLE LOVE-MAKING. 671 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,773 GONNA KILL HER. 672 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:20,952 I WANNA KILL HER, BUT... 673 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:30,265 SHE WRITES CRITICS ANONYMOUSLY, THE ONES THAT KILL ME. 674 00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:35,270 YOU KNOW, SHE DISSECTS THEIR CRITIQUE AND SHE-- 675 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:38,447 SHE DEFENDS ME. 676 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,855 - WE LEAVE THEM... 677 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,597 AND WE'RE TOGETHER. 678 00:46:57,727 --> 00:47:00,643 REALLY TOGETHER. 679 00:48:28,253 --> 00:48:30,820 UM... 680 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:31,865 OH. 681 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:34,389 IT'S-- 682 00:48:44,051 --> 00:48:45,923 - I'M GONNA RAISE THE BABY WITH HIM, 683 00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:49,100 WITH MY HUSBAND. 684 00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:56,542 I'M GONNA HAVE THE BABY. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY. 685 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:02,069 AND-- 686 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,945 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY WITH HIM? 687 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:20,218 - I WISH IT COULD BE YOURS. 688 00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:52,728 - I GOTTA-- 689 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,862 I GOTTA GET SOME AIR. TAKE A WALK. 690 00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:55,286 IT'S REALLY COLD. 691 00:51:57,897 --> 00:52:00,813 I DIDN'T PACK FOR THAT. 692 00:52:06,601 --> 00:52:09,430 DID YOU? 693 00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:12,477 - WHAT? - THE SNOW. 694 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:19,745 I GOT COFFEE--I GOT, UH, FRENCH ROAST, WHOLE MILK. 695 00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:50,558 - I DON'T DRINK COFFEE ANYMORE. 696 00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:53,561 MY STOMACH. 697 00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:10,839 - I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 698 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:22,416 - I DON'T THINK I CAN STAY. 699 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:28,117 THAT I WANT TO...STAY. 700 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:35,864 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED HIM. 701 00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:37,736 THIS ROOM IS SMALL. 702 00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:41,566 - I WANNA MAKE IT WORK FOR MY DAUGHTER. 703 00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,482 - COLOR... - MY PARENTS HAD A... 704 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:49,443 - MAKES IT LOOK SMALLER. - HORRIBLE DIVORCE. 705 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:52,446 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT TO HER. I CAN'T DO THAT TO HER. 706 00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:13,206 - WHAT'S HER NAME? 707 00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:23,564 - EMMA. 708 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:33,400 THAT'S NICE. 709 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:36,664 THAT'S NICE. 710 00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:01,836 HEY, HEY, IT'S ME. 711 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:04,839 UM... 712 00:56:04,970 --> 00:56:08,800 LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE-- WE HAVEN'T TALKED BUT I JUST 713 00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,976 WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT YOU, 714 00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:14,980 AND I KNOW YOU DIDN'T... 715 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,721 UM... 716 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:19,158 I KNOW THIS ISN'T WHAT WE WERE PLANNING, 717 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:20,551 AND I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 718 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:22,466 I THINK I'M-- 719 00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:27,166 I THINK I'M REALLY READY TO JUST--JUST--YOU KNOW, 720 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:30,387 BE FRIENDS WITH YOU OR JUST-- I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE 721 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:33,868 IN SOME SHAPE OR FORM, SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE 722 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:39,221 ABOUT EVERYTHING, SO JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN. 723 00:56:39,352 --> 00:56:42,094 OKAY, DON'T FORGET TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE. 724 00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:46,446 SEE YOU LATER. 725 00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:10,862 - SURPRISE. 726 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,430 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 727 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,997 - I WAS AT THE READING. 728 00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:17,129 - YOU WERE? - MM-HMM. 729 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,913 - I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 730 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:21,960 YEAH, I KNOW, I WAS HIDING. I WAS AT THE BACK. 731 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,019 CAN I COME IN? 732 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,543 - OH, YEAH. 733 00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:42,589 PLEASE, COME IN, COME IN, COME IN. 734 00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,028 WE MOVED. I'M IN PORTLAND, MAINE, NOW. 735 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:48,421 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 736 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,075 SHE WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE CITY. 737 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,859 AND I WAS BITCHING AND MOANING, BUT NOW I'M HAPPY. 738 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,252 WE GOT A GREAT GARDEN. - YEAH. 739 00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:55,428 - AND, UH-- 740 00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:56,908 - STOP CALLING ME. 741 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,214 - YOU GOT MY MESSAGES? - YEAH, STOP CALLING ME. 742 00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:03,915 - STOP CALLING ME. - STOP CALLING ME. 743 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:06,918 STOP CALLING ME. 744 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,987 - I KNOW, I MISS YOU TOO. 745 00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:35,947 THERE'S JUST TWO MORE CITIES, THEN I'M HOME, OKAY? 746 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:39,559 SO DON'T FREAK OUT BEFORE I GET THERE. 747 00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:41,735 OKAY, GO TO SLEEP. I GOTTA REST. 748 00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:43,781 I GOTTA WAKE UP AND DO IT ALL AGAIN IN THE MORNING. 749 00:58:43,911 --> 00:58:44,999 I LOVE YOU. 750 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:47,654 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 751 00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:50,744 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. 752 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:46,120 - WHEN EMMA CAME OUT, AND WE WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, 753 01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,427 I SAW ALL THESE ROSES. 754 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:51,865 ON HER HEAD, ALL OVER LIKE HAIR... 755 01:00:51,996 --> 01:00:53,388 BUT ROSES. 756 01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:55,173 I WAS, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, LOOK. 757 01:00:55,303 --> 01:01:00,178 SHE'S SO AMAZING, SHE HAS ROSES ON HER HEAD." 758 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:02,833 IT WAS BLOOD. 759 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:05,836 I WAS SEVERELY MEDICATED. 760 01:01:12,451 --> 01:01:15,541 - I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER. 761 01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:21,852 - REALLY? 762 01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:24,028 - YEAH, I TOOK A-- 763 01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:27,074 I TOOK A JOB AT A COLLEGE. 764 01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:34,473 MM. 765 01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:39,260 I ACTUALLY LIKE IT, ACTUALLY. 766 01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,609 I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT. 767 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,220 - I BET YOU ARE. 768 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:47,660 - AND I LEAVE THERE, AND I FEEL... 769 01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:50,576 AT PEACE. 770 01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,892 IS EMMA'S DAD, IS-- 771 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,328 IS HE GOOD? 772 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:04,416 GOOD-- 773 01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:07,680 GOOD...DAD? 774 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:18,256 SHE DOESN'T WANT KIDS. 775 01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:35,637 I'M SORRY. 776 01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:36,943 I'M SORRY THAT-- 777 01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:39,206 AW, THE PLANE WAS FUCKING DELAYED. 778 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:41,252 I'M SORRY. - MM. 779 01:03:41,382 --> 01:03:42,644 - HI. - MM, HI. 780 01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:46,083 MM, OH, YOU NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 781 01:03:46,213 --> 01:03:48,085 - OKAY. 782 01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:50,827 DID YOU GET MY TEXT? - MM-MM. 783 01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:53,655 - YOU DIDN'T GET IT? - I FELL ASLEEP. 784 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:57,746 - I MEAN, WE GET ON THE PLANE, 785 01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:01,359 AND WE WAIT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. 786 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:02,751 MM. 787 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,147 THEN WE HAVE TO GET OFF. 788 01:04:07,278 --> 01:04:09,323 AND THEY SAT ME IN BETWEEN THESE TWO ENORMOUS PEOPLE, 789 01:04:09,454 --> 01:04:11,630 AND THEY'RE EATING FUCKING CHINESE FOOD THE WHOLE TIME 790 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,414 AND... 791 01:04:13,545 --> 01:04:16,417 DO I SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD? 792 01:04:24,382 --> 01:04:26,079 HEY. 793 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:29,169 SEX. 794 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,519 BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE. 795 01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,659 - I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY, IS THAT OKAY? 796 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:43,749 I'LL BE QUICK. 797 01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,554 - I'M TAKING AS MUCH WORK AS I CAN HOME NOW BUT-- 798 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:11,472 - YEAH. - NOW SHE'S NOT NAPPING. 799 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:12,604 YOU KNOW, YOU PAY SOMEONE ELSE TO RAISE YOUR KID, 800 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,606 OR YOU DO IT YOURSELF. 801 01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:16,434 BUT IT'S LIKE, WHEN I'M HOME, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE AT WORK. 802 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:17,783 AND THEN WHEN I'M AT WORK, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE AT HOME. 803 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,177 I'M JUST TIRED ALL THE TIME. 804 01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:24,094 - I BET. 805 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,357 - DO YOU FORGIVE ME? 806 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:27,836 YEAH, I FORGIVE YOU. 807 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,273 FOR WHAT? 808 01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:31,144 SLEEPING? YOU WERE TIRED. 809 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:34,539 OF COURSE I FORGIVE YOU. 810 01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,585 - ARE YOU WRITING? 811 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:45,419 IT'LL COME. 812 01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:50,859 IT WILL COME. 813 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:53,297 - AHH. 814 01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:54,733 - WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 815 01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:58,693 - WHAT TIME IS IT? 816 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,304 I GOTTA GO IN TEN MINUTES. 817 01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:04,264 - NO, YOU'RE KIDDING. 818 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:05,874 OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 819 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:08,181 I TOTALLY RUINED IT. - OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE. 820 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,096 IT'S FINE. - NO, IT'S NOT. 821 01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,490 YOU DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY JUST FOR SOME $40 ORANGE JUICE. 822 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,797 - I CAME ALL THIS WAY 'CAUSE I LIKE TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOU. 823 01:06:15,928 --> 01:06:18,278 I LOVE THOSE BONY HIPS. 824 01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:21,716 I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING. 825 01:06:21,847 --> 01:06:23,544 - MM. 826 01:06:23,675 --> 01:06:26,112 - 'CAUSE I ENTERED YOU LAST NIGHT WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. 827 01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:28,680 - OH, YOU DID. - DID YOU FEEL ME ENTER YOU? 828 01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,117 - WAS THAT WHAT THAT WAS? BECAUSE I FELT SOMETH-- 829 01:06:35,948 --> 01:06:38,255 YOU FELT SOMETHING? 830 01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:40,431 LIKE--LIKE--LIKE WHAT, AN EARTHQUAKE? 831 01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:44,174 - NO, NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOSQUITO BITE OR SOMETHING. 832 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,741 - DID YOU SAY MOSQUITO? 833 01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:53,226 - IS THAT A DICK JOKE? 834 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,880 DON'T YOU HAVE TO PACK OR SOMETHING? 835 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,491 YOU ALL READY TO GO? WANT ME TO CALL YOU A CAB? 836 01:06:57,622 --> 01:06:59,276 - HOW DOES MY PENIS COMPARE TO YOUR HUSBAND'S? 837 01:07:13,855 --> 01:07:16,423 - WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO FOR DINNER? 838 01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:18,860 AGAIN? NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 839 01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:30,350 - WAIT, IS THAT EMMA CRYING? 840 01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:34,963 YEAH, I HEAR THAT. WHAT HAPPENED? 841 01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:37,183 WHA-- 842 01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,403 YOU DID NOT. 843 01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:44,625 NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. PUT HER ON. 844 01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:52,068 HI, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 845 01:07:54,592 --> 01:07:56,594 HE'S NOT HIDING IN THE CLOSET, I PROMISE. 846 01:07:56,724 --> 01:08:00,511 HE'S NOT GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR ROOM TONIGHT, I'M SURE. 847 01:08:00,641 --> 01:08:04,297 BECAUSE HE'S NOT A TERRORIST, HE'S A LINGUIST. 848 01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,952 HE'S A VERY NICE MAN. 849 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,172 AND-- OH, OKAY. 850 01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,696 I LOVE YOU. 851 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:15,178 CAN I TALK TO DADDY? 852 01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:18,442 DON'T TELL HER THAT NOAM CHOMSKY IS HIDING IN THE CLOSET, OKAY? 853 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:21,793 MM. 854 01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:24,796 NO, NO, THAT'S FINE. 855 01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:29,409 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW WHEN I LAND, OKAY? 856 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:32,325 LOVE YOU. 857 01:10:02,894 --> 01:10:04,896 - YEAH? 858 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:08,247 - HEY. 859 01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:09,596 - YOU GOT MY MESSAGE ABOUT CHANGING ROOMS. 860 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,119 - LISTEN, UM-- - WHERE'S YOUR LUGGAGE? 861 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,599 - I CAN'T STAY, I HAVE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 862 01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,687 I CAN'T, UH... 863 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:15,646 UM... 864 01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:17,169 HE'S HERE. 865 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,258 - WHO'S HERE? - MY HUSBAND, HE'S-- 866 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:21,217 HE'S HERE. 867 01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:22,870 HE WANTED TO COME, IT WAS A LAST-MINUTE THING. 868 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,308 HE JUST SAID, "YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST COME WITH YOU AS, 869 01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,571 "LIKE, A ROMANTIC LITTLE, LIKE, 'WITHOUT EMMA' GETAWAY 870 01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:29,137 RIGHT AFTER THE CONFERENCE," SO I'M GONNA HAVE 871 01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:30,574 THE CONFERENCE TOMORROW AND THEN WE'RE, UH, 872 01:10:30,704 --> 01:10:32,228 WE'RE VACATIONING HERE IN THIS HOTEL. 873 01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:35,622 SO HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. 874 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,430 SAY SOMETHING. - LET'S TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 875 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,260 - UH, I-- 876 01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:05,783 - I MEAN, THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 877 01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:07,306 LET'S JUST GO DOWN THERE-- - I CAN'T. 878 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:08,916 - WHAT ROOM? - I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 879 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:09,917 - OF COURSE YOU CAN. I'M GONNA DO IT WITH YOU. 880 01:11:10,048 --> 01:11:11,310 - NO. 881 01:11:11,441 --> 01:11:12,703 - WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN THERE TOGETHER, 882 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:14,095 AND WE'RE GONNA TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 883 01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:15,793 - I CAN'T. - I'LL DO IT WITH YOU. 884 01:11:15,923 --> 01:11:17,142 - I'M TELLING YOU I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 885 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:22,103 I CAN'T LEAVE HIM RIGHT NOW. 886 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:28,022 PLEASE? 887 01:11:28,153 --> 01:11:29,720 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 888 01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:31,678 I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU, BUT I JUST--I CAN'T-- 889 01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:34,551 - THIS IS SO STUPID. - I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 890 01:11:34,681 --> 01:11:36,596 - YEAH, I KNOW, YOU CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 891 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,294 - WHAT ARE YOU--DON'T DO THIS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 892 01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:39,991 - SO STUPID. - I JUST--I CAN'T-- 893 01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,819 - I GET THE HOTELS, RIGHT? - I WANNA BE WITH YOU. 894 01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:44,212 - I GET THE HOTELS, I GET YOU FOR A DAY. 895 01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:45,692 I GET YOU FOR TWO DAYS. 896 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,172 IF I'M LUCKY, I GET YOU FOR THREE DAYS. 897 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,913 - WE KNEW THIS IS HOW IT WAS GONNA BE. 898 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,132 - I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF NOT HAVING YOU WHEN I WANT YOU. 899 01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:53,439 IF I WANNA HAVE YOU, I WANNA HAVE YOU. 900 01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:54,919 I DON'T WANNA SHARE YOU ANYMORE. 901 01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:58,531 - I'M NOT LEAVING HIM. 902 01:11:58,662 --> 01:12:01,534 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT. 903 01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:03,971 - DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T SEND ME, UH, 904 01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:06,409 ANY MORE TEXT MESSAGES OR VOICEMAILS. 905 01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:07,888 DON'T TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME 906 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,716 AND HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME, WANNA SEE ME. 907 01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:11,631 JUST DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. - THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? 908 01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:14,504 THAT'S REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? - YEAH. 909 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:21,685 - GO AHEAD. GET OUT. 910 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,470 THIS IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT? 911 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:27,560 GO BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND. 912 01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:32,870 I DON'T WANNA--I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE, OKAY? 913 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,133 I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE. - THIS IS THE SITUATION. 914 01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:37,701 - IT'S NOT THE SITUATION THAT I FUCKING WANTED, OKAY? 915 01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:39,180 - JUST...STOP. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 916 01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:41,400 JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, LEAVE. 917 01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,228 - STOP, DON'T-- - I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. 918 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,273 - GET OFF ME! - NO, GET THE FUCK-- 919 01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:46,840 - STOP IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME! - I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. 920 01:12:46,971 --> 01:12:49,582 I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. - LET ME GO! 921 01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:51,671 - GET OUT OF MY LIFE! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF-- 922 01:12:51,802 --> 01:12:54,021 STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU CUNT! 923 01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,372 YOU FUCKING CUNT! 924 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:07,780 - LET'S GO THROUGH IT AGAIN. - OKAY. 925 01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:09,477 - SIX MONTHS. 926 01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:11,436 SIX MONTHS. - SIX MONTHS. 927 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,831 - IN SIX MONTHS, WE'RE TOGETHER. - IN SIX MONTHS, WE'RE TOGETHER. 928 01:16:14,961 --> 01:16:15,962 - APRIL 12. - APRIL 12. 929 01:16:16,093 --> 01:16:20,010 - CHICAGO. - CHICAGO. 930 01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:25,885 OKAY. - NO BACKING DOWN. 931 01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,409 - NO BACKING DOWN. 932 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:31,238 WE HAVE TO BE STRONG, FUCKING KICKASS. 933 01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:35,199 FUCKING SUPERMAN STRONG. 934 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:06,056 - HEY. 935 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:09,233 YOU CAN DO THIS. 936 01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:12,279 - OKAY. - OKAY. 64884

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