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Muah-hah-ha-ha!
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-♪ Can't believe you're
All mine ♪ -Uh, what?
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-♪ You and me for all time ♪
-Ugh!
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-♪ I'm never, ever,
Ever gonna be alone again! ♪ -Oh, boy!
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-♪ The dream team
You and me ♪ - For all eternity?!
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♪ For all eternity! ♪
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♪ It's the ghost
It's a ghost ♪
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♪ And Molly McGee ♪
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♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst! ♪
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♪ Now you're stuck
With me! ♪
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♪ We're never
Gonna be apart ♪
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♪ Is there a way
To hit restart? ♪
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- Nope!
-♪ We're the ghost Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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- That's me!
- Well, that's she.
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♪ The Ghost
And Molly McGee! ♪
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♪Oh, it's the McGee's
Cleaning song ♪
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♪ Everybody sing along ♪
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♪The house is really dirty ♪
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[Mom and Dad]
♪ So today we're intervening ♪
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-♪By cleaning ♪
-[all] The basement!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You've already ruined
the rest of my house,
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now you want to ruin
my precious basement, too?!
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Scratch, if youlove
the basement so much,
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why don't you live down there?
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Uh, ew, no. Moldy.
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I'm upset by
the principle of the thing.
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How would you like it
if I messed with your things?
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[loud bang]
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I understand why you
think I did that, but I didn't.
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-[cars honking]
-[grunting]
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I really hope we can
afford these repairs.
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[grunts] Our finances
are... tight.
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Don't worry, Mom.
I have a no-risk business investment!
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Full disclosure, it requires
access to crypto currency,
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frequent travel to Sweden,
and, uh, a stomach for danger.
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Not falling for that.
Again.
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Since our whole family
uses the van,
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we should all pitch in.
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I will forgo my allowance.
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-Darryl will, too.
-What?!
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You can't forgo for me!
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No forgoing!
Kids, keep your allowances.
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It's probably just
a small teeny-tiny problem
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that won't cost
much money to fix.
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It's a huge problem.
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It's gonna cost
a lot of money to fix.
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[bell chimes]
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I don't suppose you take
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an old Sub Shack punch card?
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It's got a free BLT!
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Eh-eh.
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Uh, spitballing here,
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Are we sure we even
need a van?
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We could all just stay at home,
going absolutely nowhere
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with our lives. Fovever!
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Doesn't that sound fun, kids?
Help.
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With all the moving costs,
utility bills,
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credit card debt,
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and now we have
another mouth to feed...
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I'm a growing ghoul!
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It's been a tough year
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for the McGee family
savings account.
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May it rest in peace.
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A-are we gonna be okay?
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Don't worry.
McGees always make it work.
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And now that we're settled down
in our forever home,
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it makes sense to have
a second income.
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That's right...
Mama's gettin' a job!
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That was also not me.
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Why do we live so far away?!
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[gasps]
I should be a meter maid.
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Then I'd get paid to tell
people they're bad parkers!
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You know I'd love that...
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Yeah, personally,
I see you as a brain surgeon.
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Although that's not really
a "starting today" thing.
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I'm telling you, Mom,
reconsider nuisance lawsuits.
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I know a lawyer named Ramón
who is not encumbered
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with so-called "ethics."
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[whistles]
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Diner. Help wanted sign.
Bang. Solved it.
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Like always,
Scratch is the hero.
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Go cook.
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I worked in my parents'
restaurant growing up,
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and that was enough
kitchen work for a lifetime.
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Never say "go cook" again!
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[Scratch shrieks]
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This morning I caught her
glaring at the stove.
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[growls]
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Whoa. You were not kidding.
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-[groans]
-Well, it's still cleaning day.
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Pete, you and the boys go ahead
and start in on the basement.
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-Aww...
-What do you mean "boys"? [grunts]
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[unenthusiastic]
♪ It's the McGee's Cleaning song ♪
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♪Hope it doesn't
Take too long ♪
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Don't worry. I'll take care
of the van situation.
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I have no idea how to take care
of this van situation!
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-Okay...
-Where do you even find jobs anymore?
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-Well, we could look at--
-The newspaper?
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-Do they even make
newspapers anymore? -Oh, Mom. Mom!
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-[groans]
-I don't know! Okay?
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But they make apps.
They make apps.
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[Mom] Huh. Gig... Pig.
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[Molly] It's for odd jobs.
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Someone needs a job done,
you do it, you get paid, Mama.
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Quick cash,
just what we need!
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-Good thinking!
-[app oinks]
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Ooh! That was fast!
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Looks like I've got
my first job.
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I'm gonna come with!
This is a family problem,
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and if you're doing your part,
then I'll do mine, too!
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What's the gig?
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Handing out free food.
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[clatter]
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Okay, fine! I'll come!
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[rock music plays]
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Where do we start?
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Whoa! That's the biggest
centipede I've ever seen.
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They say if you see
one centipede,
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there's a thousand more
you can't see.
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I think that's cockroaches...
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[Darryl]
Nope. Centipedes, too!
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[Dad screams]
Clear them out!
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Free protein bars!
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I scream, you scream,
we all scream for protein!
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Mmm. [gags]
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Gah! You know, I eat food
right out of the garbage.
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But this...
this is garbage.
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Protein bar? Protein bar?
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Oh, I see you already have one.
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Please, tell me,
did we make enough money yet?
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-Uh...
-[chimes and oinks]
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Not yet.
But we have a new job!
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Thank heavens!
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I gotta cleanse my palate.
[slurps]
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You don't belong here!
Ahh! Ahh!
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Be gone, you foul beasts!
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[gasps]
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Dad, I think I found something!
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-Hopefully not more centipedes.
-Even better!
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A tiny mysterious
old-timey door!
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Can we open it?!
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Darryl, I'm not exaggerating
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when I say I've been
waiting my entire life
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for a moment like this.
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100 P, we are opening it!
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[screams]
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Come on, dogs!
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You walk, you poop,
you pay us.
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I thought we had a deal!
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Huh?
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[growling]
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Wait, can dogs see me?
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-[barking]
-I don't like it. Make them stop!
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-[screaming]
-Mom!
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Ahh!
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[grunt]
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Ahh!
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[shouting]
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Ahh!
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Come on, door!
[groans]
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Please open!
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And please have
something cool inside!
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I bet it's a secret vault
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where an old gangster
stored all his loot!
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[Dad]Forget fixing the van,
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we'll be able to buy
a new one!
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Maybe one that's electric,
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and drives itself,
and has a cupholder--
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No, two cupholders!
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No. There's only
one explanation
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for where all these
centipedes came from.
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That door obviously
leads to another world!
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A Centipede World...
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[Darryl]
There's a centipede mayor...
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and a centipede school.
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A centipede shoe store,
a centipede florist.
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Maybe a centipede jail filled
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with super-buff
centipede convicts!
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Every day is leg day!
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[Darryl]We'll charge admission
and make millions!
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Love it. Counterpoint--
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I don't think
Centipede World is real.
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Remember when you didn't think
ghosts were real?
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Mm. Um...
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Okay, you raise
a good point.
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Either way, we need to know!
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We need to know.
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[Scratch]
Buffalo can also see me! Ahh!
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Okay, next task:
Shovel buffalo patties.
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What are buffalo--?
Ugh.
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[gag]
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-[Scratch yells]
-[buffalo bellows]
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Do we have enough money
to pay for the van repairs yet?
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[chimes and oinks]
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Not nearly enough.
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Mom, it's not enough...yet!
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Let's get Giggin', piggins!
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[oinking dance beat]
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♪ She's gonna
Make that cash ♪
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♪You got a family
To feed ♪
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♪ Doing everything she can ♪
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♪To make ends meet ♪
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♪ She's giggin'
Giggin' giggin' ♪
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♪Giggin' for a livin' ♪
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♪ She'll give your
Poodle a bath ♪
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♪Give your schnauzer
A shower ♪
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♪ She can steam clean
Your jeans ♪
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♪If you pay by the hour ♪
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♪ She's plugged in ♪
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♪Giggin' for a livin' ♪
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Let's do this.
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♪ She'll cater your
Luncheon eskimo pool ♪
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♪A centipede world
Would be so cool ♪
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♪ So many handcuffs ♪
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♪Every gig
Something new ♪
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♪ Ride or die for a
Five-star review ♪
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♪She's workin' hard
Workin' hard ♪
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♪ She's on a roll
Roll ♪
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♪Up to her elbows
In toxic mold! ♪
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Wait, what?
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♪ She's giggin' ♪
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Did she say "toxic mold"?
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♪ She's giggin' ♪
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[Scratch] Leave me alone!
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♪ She's giggin'
Giggin' giggin' ♪
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♪ She's giggin'
for a livin' ♪
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Do we need to go see a doctor?
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♪ You'll be fine! ♪
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[oinks]
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Dad, no matter what's
behind this door,
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I will remember
this moment forever.
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Me, too.
This is the moment
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when you and I,
father and son,
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worked together
to unravel a mystery
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beyond all imagination
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and save this family
from financial ruin.
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[engine chugs]
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Come on, Centipede World!
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[sighs]
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Every... thing... hurts.
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At least you weren't viciously
attacked by wild hounds!
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And look at
my little puny bit.
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Now it looks like
old gum!
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-[barking]
-Ahh!
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How are we doing, Mom?
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We gotta be close
to our goal by now.
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[triumphant chime]
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-We did it! We actually did it!
-We did it?
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[laughter]
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See? When we come together
as a family,
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there's nothing
we can't accomplish!
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Yeah, Mom and the McGees
are unstoppable!
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[phone rings]
255
00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,920
Pete, honey!
Great news. We just--
256
00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:15,250
-[toilet flushing sound]
-What?
257
00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,120
[Dad] Yeah, craziest thing.
258
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,620
We were just down here
cleaning, and only cleaning,
259
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,460
and suddenly, boom! So...
260
00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,540
we're gonna need
a new hot water heater.
261
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,670
Hello? H-honey?
262
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:27,460
...And she hung up.
263
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,170
Though Mom can
never know the truth,
264
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,500
and though it'll cost us
hundreds of dollars to fix...
265
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,670
can you really put
a price on the bond
266
00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,170
between a father
and his son?
267
00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,880
No, son. No, you can't.
268
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,080
[screams]
269
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:41,380
[sighs] We fix one problem,
another one crops up.
270
00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,000
I'm sorry, Mom.
271
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,790
Being a grown up
must be hard.
272
00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,580
But I'm proud of you!
273
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,540
Sure there was hard work
and silly costumes,
274
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,330
and multiple sizes
of poop,
275
00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:51,670
but you gave it your all
to make us some money!
276
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:52,960
And that's awesome!
277
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,500
Aww, look at you.
278
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,540
always finding
the silver lining.
279
00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:59,080
You know, I liked
getting out there, too.
280
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,040
Trying jobs I'd never heard of.
281
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,080
I should keep
being a Gig-Pig!
282
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,330
Our family clearly
needs the cash.
283
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,210
-[oinking chime]
-Perfect timing!
284
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,580
Let's see the job.
285
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,000
"Help me."
286
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,670
[dogs barking]
287
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,620
Ahh!
288
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,790
-We should help him.
-Yeah.
289
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:19,380
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
290
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:28,460
You know what I love most
about McGee Family Movie Night?
291
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:30,210
Recreating
the theater experience!
292
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,750
[phone rings]
293
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,830
Uh, Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to turn that off.
294
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,330
See? Movie magic.
295
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,080
And just like the movies,
296
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,250
I snuck in my own snacks!
297
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,380
Good news!
298
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,000
Scratch and I found
the scariest movie ever!
299
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,380
It has a ghost! And there's
nothing scarier than ghosts!
300
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,080
Especially when they chew
with their mouths open.
301
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,210
I'm gonna have
nightmares for weeks...
302
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,540
I can't wait! Hit play!
303
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,830
-Muah-ha-ha-ha!
-[woman screams]
304
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,000
-[snoring]
-That wasn't even scary!
305
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,210
Too many talking heads,
not enough severed heads!
306
00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:08,580
Yeah, and those
ghost stereotypes?
307
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,960
Answer me this,
Molly, do I talk like this all the time?
308
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,540
[scary voice]
Get out of the house!
309
00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:15,540
-Sometimes you do.
-Eh, that's just for effect, but--
310
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:18,040
We could probably make
a better movie ourselves.
311
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,580
[gasps]
That is a great idea!
312
00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,040
Let's make a horror movie!
313
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,960
I mean, we've got a real ghost!
314
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,830
I'll do it!
And it'll be the performance
315
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,710
of an after-lifetime!
316
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,170
I will direct, obviously.
317
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,790
Libby can write the script.
318
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:32,920
And Darryl, you can film it
on your phone.
319
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,170
I didn't get the phone
with six cameras for no reason!
320
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:38,120
Let's make some movie magic!
321
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,380
Are we sure Libby's
not a ghost?
322
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,250
Because her script
is spooky accurate.
323
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,210
-Uh-huh. Put this on.
-Ugh. So degrading.
324
00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:50,380
-Great work, Libby!
-Ahh!
325
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,080
Your script's great,
the set's even better.
326
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,880
Now, try on your costume.
327
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,920
But that's for Angela.
328
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,750
Yes, and who better to bring
Angela to life than you,
329
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,710
the writer who created her!
Right?
330
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:03,120
Also, you're the only
person available.
331
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,710
Oh, no, no, no.
Molly--
332
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,250
the very thought of
people watching me...
333
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,920
on screen... in HD...
334
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,420
makes me... [gags]
335
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,040
Ah, you'll be fine.
336
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,830
Molly, where do you
want the blood?
337
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,330
Okay, um... don't--don't
really need blood
338
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,830
in a ghost movie.
339
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,580
You know what?
I'll surprise you.
340
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,460
[sighs] Boo.
341
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,580
Who's playing the ghost?
342
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,580
Oh! Him?
343
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,920
That's... our
Canadian cousin Carl.
344
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,330
Yeah, I'm the ghost.
345
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,540
-Eh?
-He's visiting.
346
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,460
Okay, gather around, crew!
Gather around!
347
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,960
[clears throat]
We are here for one reason
348
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,880
and one reason only:
349
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,420
to make the scariest
ghost movie ever!
350
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,790
Sure, we're just kids
with a camera phone
351
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,500
and cardboard props,
352
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,330
but we've got something
Hollywood doesn't!
353
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,580
We've got...
354
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,750
to be home for dinner!
So let's get shooting!
355
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,620
[orchestral intro music]
356
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,120
Boo.
357
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,080
♪ The camera's rolling ♪
358
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,380
♪And the lights are lit ♪
359
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,670
♪ That's as close to in focus
as they're gonna get ♪
360
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,120
♪They're a non-union crew ♪
361
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,580
♪ They don't know what
They're doing ♪
362
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,710
♪But they're gonna make
movie magic ♪
363
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:14,500
♪ They perform
Their own stunts ♪
364
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,380
Whoa! Oof!
365
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:19,250
♪ Unintended scene
With a skunk ♪
366
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,580
♪He's Acting Skunk ♪
367
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,790
-♪ And emotions explored ♪
-[screams]
368
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:26,040
♪ And just two shots to go ♪
369
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,330
♪When they realize till now
They've been on selfie-mode ♪
370
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,420
[cringes] My bad.
371
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,750
♪ If someone's fielding
A grounder ♪
372
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,170
♪Then just shoot
Around her ♪
373
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:39,120
♪ There's no time to waste ♪
374
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,330
-Action!
-♪ Take after take ♪
375
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:42,420
Line?
376
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,540
♪ They're gonna make
Movie mag-- ♪
377
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,620
You're out!
378
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,460
No, seriously. We're trying to
play a game here.
379
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,750
Get out.
380
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,790
Making movies is hard.
381
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,500
I barely got to use
my fake blood!
382
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,210
Listen up, Fandreas:
383
00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,540
Warm winds are
blowing this spring,
384
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,080
that's why I stay cool with--
385
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,120
Whoa!
Someone call the police!
386
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,290
There's a fashion crime
in progress.
387
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,290
[laughter]
388
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,580
We're making
a ghost movie, Andrea.
389
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,330
Shut up!
390
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,000
I love horror movies!
391
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,330
Totally unrelated,
did you know
392
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,580
that I'm a professional
actress? See?
393
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,460
Um, uh, we all know
where this is going, right?
394
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,290
♪ For the best in clothing
beauty and sports ♪
395
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:24,210
♪ Spend your money
at Davenport's! ♪
396
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,580
She wants to star
inour movie.
397
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,830
I just had a crazy thought.
398
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:31,330
Andrea Davenport...
in our movie?
399
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:35,000
-[gasps] Molly McGee!
You read my mind! -Oof.
400
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,710
Meet at the store warehouse
tomorrow morning.
401
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,330
It's where we shoot
our commercials
402
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,290
so we've got all the sets
and equipment we need.
403
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,790
-What?
-We're gonna make the best movie ever!
404
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,540
'Kay, love you! Bye!
405
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,580
[imitating Andrea]
I told you...
406
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,920
I don't want to say but,
you know,
407
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,790
I was kind of expecting
a little more...
408
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,420
Whoa!
409
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,120
Now this is the star treatment
I deserve!
410
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,290
I call this my floor-gasbord.
411
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,380
Okay, everybody, I--
It's all very impressive
412
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,120
but don't be distracted
by the razzle-dazzle.
413
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,330
Okay? We just gotta
focus on our goal and...
414
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,170
[gasps]
415
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,960
Sweet baby corn,
that chair has my name on it!
416
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,500
This is the most beautiful
thing I have ever seen.
417
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,080
Second is the Grand Canyon.
418
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,000
Third is a baby deer
learning to stand.
419
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,790
Are these tombstones real?
420
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,000
Ah! They don't even fall down!
421
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,500
Can you believe this, Libby?
Our vision is coming to life!
422
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,500
Yeah, so about that?
423
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,620
-Andrea had a few notes
on my script. -Okay.
424
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,040
-"The lead character should be
more relatable..." -Why not?
425
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,670
-"Aspirational"
-Sounds good.
426
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,960
"Beautiful, but not know
how beautiful she is..."
427
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,170
Is that... a thing?
428
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,080
Oh. "And also, her name
should be Andrea."
429
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,330
Okay...
430
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,830
But who cares what
the main character's called,
431
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,210
as long as the movie's great!
432
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,290
Plus, now you don't have
to be on camera!
433
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,040
Eh, that's true.
434
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,580
See? It all works out
for the best.
435
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,460
[bell rings]
436
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,330
Like a glove. Action!
437
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,120
About to shoot
my very first feature!
438
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,920
Thanks to all my followers
for believing in me.
439
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,960
This is for you, "Fandreas"!
440
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,460
Uh, Andrea, I said "Action."
You know?
441
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,330
[thunder crashes]
442
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,710
Maybe I shouldn't have
taken this shortcut
443
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,790
through the scary woods!
444
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,880
Cue the ghost!
445
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,380
-[inhales] Line?
446
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,880
-[Molly] Boo.
-Right. Boo!
447
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,210
Oh, no!
448
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,380
The hitchhiker's ghost
is coming to eat my soul!
449
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,920
Thank goodness I'm wearing
450
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,460
Swedish memory foam
running shoes!
451
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,580
Available now at Davenport's
Department store!
452
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,670
[Molly] Okay, that's a cut.
453
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,040
[bell rings]
454
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,620
Come on!
That was my best stuff!
455
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,250
That was great Andrea, um,
456
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,210
but how about we
stick to the script?
457
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,120
Sorry, I just knew
it was a natural spot
458
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,210
for product placement.
459
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,380
Okay, I hear you, but, um...
460
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,000
Maybe we-- we don't do
product placement?
461
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,790
I mean you're the director,
462
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,620
but it is how we're
paying for everything.
463
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,380
Oh.
464
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,750
Like this portable waffle-iron
for that on-the-go
465
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,460
breakfast-lover
hard-pressed for time!
466
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,880
I got one of those.
467
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,380
Ahh! How do you
work this thing?!
468
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,380
I got this. Gerard!
469
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,210
Gerard does
all our commercials.
470
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,670
He can work the camera
and he knows my good side.
471
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,000
Spoiler: it's both!
472
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,040
You're replacing me?
She can't do that!
473
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,000
Well, you can still do
the behind-the-scenes footage.
474
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,170
Can't wait to capture
how this all falls apart.
475
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,380
Oh, I know how
it hurts to fire family,
476
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,710
but like my daddy says,
it gets easier every time.
477
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,790
-What?
-What's important is we do whatever it takes
478
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,830
-to realize my vision.
-You mean my vision.
479
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,580
Yeah, that's what I said.
My vision.
480
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:28,040
All right, Gerard,
I'm ready for my close-up!
481
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,460
Look, Andrea,
we need to talk about--
482
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:35,080
-One second. Libbs!
-Yeah, coming.
483
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,920
Um, did you read
my latest script?
484
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,540
I addressed all your notes.
485
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:41,170
And I super appreciate
you staying up all night,
486
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,080
but we decided to go in a bold,
new direction...
487
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,710
Ghost. Romance.
Gho-mance.
488
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,330
But that's not even scary!
489
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,920
I mean, do ghosts
have to be scary?
490
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,620
Why can't they be
cute and cuddly?
491
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,710
Because ghosts aren't cuddly!
492
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,500
They're sick and twisted
and sometimes a little gassy!
493
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,380
Especially after eating
all the craft services.
494
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,620
[farts]
495
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,380
-Molly, do something!
-Okay.
496
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,290
She's ruining our movie!
497
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,250
Andrea, the whole point
was to make a horror movie.
498
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,170
Yes! The horror comes
from the ghost spending
499
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,080
an eternity having
never found true love!
500
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,170
That's it. Let's see
how fast she can run in those Swedish shoes!
501
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,330
Look, I know this isn't
the movie we set out to make,
502
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,620
but just think about
how much better it is
503
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,330
with all this fancy equipment!
504
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,500
You have sold us out
to corporate sponsors for what?
505
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,790
A chair with
your name on it?
506
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,620
Leave the chair out of this!
507
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,790
Things may have gotten
a little out of control,
508
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,620
but as long as
I'm the director,
509
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,120
it's still our movie!
510
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,880
Molly, I'd like you to meet
a family friend,
511
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,790
visionary director:
Greta Gerwig!
512
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,670
Hi. I'm Greta Gerwig.
513
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,920
With Greta Gerwig attached,
we'll have no problem
514
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,040
getting
international distribution!
515
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:46,620
My chair, my beautiful chair!
516
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,290
[bell rings]
517
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,330
Ah, like a glove...
518
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:52,750
Picture's up!
Cameras are rolling!
519
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,880
Ghosts are cuddly!
And action!
520
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,500
[soft music plays]
521
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,620
So, is this still "our movie"?
522
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,080
No, Scratch. It isn't...
523
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,960
In fact, I think it's time
to show Andrea
524
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,210
just how scary
ghosts can be.
525
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,750
Yes!
526
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,790
It's the role
I've been dying to play!
527
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,120
Gerard!
528
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,880
We're not doing
"scary" anymore.
529
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,750
[Scratch] Boo!
530
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,330
♪ No one makes my heart
Dance like you do ♪
531
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:38,210
♪Nothing less than
A death do us part ♪
532
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:40,380
Ahh!
533
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,580
♪ Never have I
Ever felt such boo-whoo! ♪
534
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,750
♪Boom ba da boom
ba da boom ♪
535
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,250
♪ Oh! ♪
536
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,710
[screams]
537
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,460
♪ We'll look into your eyes ♪
538
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,580
♪I'm paralyzed ♪
539
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,120
♪ So don't you go ♪
540
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,790
♪ I need to
Don't you know ♪
541
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,830
-Outta my way, Greta Gerwig!
- [grunts]
542
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,000
My life's more important
than yours!
543
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,620
[clamoring]
544
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,830
♪ There goes my... ♪
545
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,580
[sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
546
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,540
Now we've got nothing
to show for movie night.
547
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,330
[chuckles]
We've got this...
548
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,460
[Angela screams]
549
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,380
I might have an idea...
550
00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:29,210
[Molly]The Haunting of...
The Haunting of Brighton!
551
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,540
Gerard! We're not doing
scary anymore!
552
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,960
-[roars]
-Ahhh!
553
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,330
Ahhhh!
554
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,380
Wow! Carl really committed
to his performance!
555
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,210
You can't even see the wires!
556
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:48,330
Uh, wait...
There aren't any wires...
557
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:50,120
-Carl, how did you-
-Uh, look! Your name!
558
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,120
-It's in the credits!
[chuckles] -Eeee!
559
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,500
I'm a real writer now!
560
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,750
[all sigh]
561
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,170
[farts]
562
00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,580
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪
563
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,790
[closing theme plays]
564
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,390
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