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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:46,807 My name is Tom Warshaw. 2 00:00:46,944 --> 00:00:49,517 I'm an American artist living in Paris. 3 00:00:49,697 --> 00:00:51,072 I've lived here for 30 years 4 00:00:51,281 --> 00:00:53,773 with a secret that nobody knows. 5 00:00:53,993 --> 00:00:57,196 My son, Odell, is turning 13 today. 6 00:00:57,371 --> 00:01:00,954 And for his birthday, I'm gonna tell him my secret. 7 00:01:03,127 --> 00:01:05,748 I'm gonna tell him, "You know how in old movies 8 00:01:05,921 --> 00:01:08,376 when the bad guys want to break into a safe? 9 00:01:08,548 --> 00:01:09,960 There's this one guy, the safecracker, 10 00:01:10,134 --> 00:01:12,173 who puts his ear up to the lock 11 00:01:12,302 --> 00:01:14,924 and listens as he dials the combination, 12 00:01:15,097 --> 00:01:17,884 listening for what they call in English, the tumblers. 13 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:20,430 Because when the number is right, there's a click, 14 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:23,638 and he knows with the click, he's breaking in. 15 00:01:23,856 --> 00:01:25,895 Well, in a man's life, there's a tumbler too. 16 00:01:26,108 --> 00:01:28,433 And I think that number is 13, 17 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,896 when there's a click and a boy breaks into manhood. 18 00:01:32,114 --> 00:01:34,819 And the safe of his life opens up and Shazam, 19 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:38,906 there are all the riches of what a man can hope for and hope to be." 20 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:41,914 What I want to say to my son is, 21 00:01:42,082 --> 00:01:45,533 the opposite thing happened for me when I turned 13. 22 00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:49,210 Instead of opening, the safe locked shut on me. 23 00:01:49,339 --> 00:01:51,415 Because of certain things that happened, 24 00:01:51,591 --> 00:01:53,964 I couldn't hear the tumblers anymore. 25 00:01:54,136 --> 00:01:57,837 Now that he's turning 13, I'm hearing the tumblers again. 26 00:01:58,057 --> 00:02:01,390 Maybe it's like we're becoming men together. 27 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:06,885 Once upon a time there was a Frenchman who was not French. 28 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,100 No, I'm not drunk. I'm just talkative. 29 00:04:13,942 --> 00:04:17,358 Sorry to wake you. I'm just trying to have a discussion with my wife. 30 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:20,322 I was born in Greenwich Village, New York City, New York, 31 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:21,818 the United States of America. 32 00:04:46,516 --> 00:04:51,392 My story starts where every man's story starts. 33 00:04:51,605 --> 00:04:52,849 With Mom. 34 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:53,936 Sorry I'm late. 35 00:04:56,776 --> 00:04:58,769 I made supper for us. 36 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:00,902 It's cold. I'll heat it up. 37 00:05:01,073 --> 00:05:04,441 No. It's okay. It looks good. 38 00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:07,742 My father had died a year earlier of cancer. 39 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:09,455 My mom was a nurse. 40 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:12,826 She was convinced that all such disease could be prevented 41 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:15,836 by mammoth intakes of leafy, green vegetables. 42 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,586 Specifically, she believed in the magic of the brussels sprout. 43 00:05:19,799 --> 00:05:22,041 Are you gonna finish your brussels sprouts? 44 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:25,751 I don't know, Mom. I just started. 45 00:05:25,972 --> 00:05:27,799 - If you want, I'll heat them up. - No. 46 00:05:27,932 --> 00:05:28,798 Fine. 47 00:05:28,892 --> 00:05:32,261 She was lost without my father. 48 00:05:34,063 --> 00:05:36,222 But sometimes I could find her. 49 00:05:42,406 --> 00:05:46,652 Oh, Mom, now that's what I call a brussels sprout. 50 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,819 Oh! Just melts in your mouth. 51 00:05:48,912 --> 00:05:52,779 I don't know what Brussels was thinking letting go of these. 52 00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:58,952 And sometimes she didn't want to be found. 53 00:05:59,173 --> 00:06:00,120 Eighteen. 54 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,424 Twenty take away two equals eighteen. 55 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:07,672 Okay, Mom. 56 00:06:12,101 --> 00:06:13,513 How was school? 57 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:15,478 Fine. 58 00:06:15,647 --> 00:06:16,975 How was work? 59 00:06:17,148 --> 00:06:18,559 Fine. 60 00:06:21,986 --> 00:06:24,691 - Want me to wash your hair? - No, thanks. 61 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:34,320 Save me some hot water, will you? 62 00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:04,313 Sometimes she cried herself to sleep. 63 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:08,653 Sometimes she just cried. 64 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:13,952 On those nights, the only way to reach her was through 65 00:07:14,122 --> 00:07:16,578 her hatred of our president, Richard Milhous Nixon, 66 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,954 whose nickname, Tricky Dick... 67 00:07:20,128 --> 00:07:21,955 It's Tricky Dick. 68 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:23,411 I am not a crook. 69 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,582 ...inspired me to come up with 70 00:07:25,759 --> 00:07:27,881 novel uses for my socks and shirts. 71 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,294 Watergate, schmatergate. That's all I have to say. 72 00:07:31,806 --> 00:07:33,882 My fellow Americans, 73 00:07:36,895 --> 00:07:38,804 I am not a crook. 74 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:41,643 My best friend's name was Pappass. 75 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:44,486 He was what you used to call "retarded." 76 00:07:44,611 --> 00:07:46,568 We had a delivery boy job together. 77 00:07:46,738 --> 00:07:48,113 If you wanted wet toilet paper delivered 78 00:07:48,281 --> 00:07:50,404 to the back of your head, we were your guys. 79 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:52,982 If I wanna exercise my God-given freedom 80 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:55,866 to experience people getting cut up by chainsaws 81 00:07:56,039 --> 00:07:57,368 and hung on meat hooks, 82 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,541 I think I have the constitutional right to do so, don't you? 83 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,035 - We're gonna go to jail, Tommy. - Pappass. 84 00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:04,962 We're not gonna go to jail. 85 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:07,040 - No? - They don't throw retards in jail. 86 00:08:07,258 --> 00:08:09,465 Just stay cool and give me the dad-face. 87 00:08:09,678 --> 00:08:11,301 Okay? 88 00:08:13,056 --> 00:08:14,847 - Everything will be okay. - Yeah. 89 00:08:19,979 --> 00:08:22,767 Two for the Texas Chainsaw Massa-cree, please. 90 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:29,443 Two for the Texas Chainsaw Massa-cree, please. 91 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:30,817 It's R, small-fry. 92 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,279 No one under 16 without parent or guardian. 93 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:36,114 Oh, that's my parent or guardian right there. 94 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:51,834 Enjoy the cinema. 95 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:52,883 Thank you. 96 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:56,211 Thanks! 97 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:58,716 Greenwich Village Chainsaw Massa-cree! 98 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:01,807 - Time for school. - Yeah! 99 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,260 Who wrote Yellow Mattress? 100 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:04,768 I.P. Nightly. 101 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,351 Uh, Yellow River? 102 00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:07,984 I.P. Daily. 103 00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:09,611 Um, French Rupture? 104 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:12,483 Oh, oh, Jacques Tootight. 105 00:09:12,699 --> 00:09:13,813 Russian Rupture? 106 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:16,904 Ivanna Kutcharakov. 107 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,573 Oh, don't do that! 108 00:09:28,422 --> 00:09:30,498 Sorry we're late, Simone. 109 00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:31,955 Sorry about that. 110 00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:34,008 What do I care if you watch movies after school? 111 00:09:34,178 --> 00:09:35,044 I'm not your mother. 112 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:37,594 How did you know we were at the movies? 113 00:09:37,766 --> 00:09:39,389 How do I know? 114 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:43,350 And the retarded one still has an erection. 115 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,482 I love scary movies. 116 00:09:47,651 --> 00:09:49,358 Psyche. It's like a Blimpie. 117 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:51,354 Slava bogu, it's like a Bratwurst. 118 00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:53,396 You could sell it by the pound. 119 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,568 Come here. You're a good boy. 120 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:06,499 Tommy, too. Tommy wants to say his prayers. 121 00:10:09,588 --> 00:10:11,996 Ah, Simone. My first boss. 122 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:14,132 Well, at least part of Simone, anyway. 123 00:10:15,511 --> 00:10:18,133 I think this is where my love of French began. 124 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:29,471 People love delivery boys. 125 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:31,435 And dogs loved the bike. 126 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:33,402 - Hut! - Maybe we were beloved 127 00:10:33,571 --> 00:10:35,279 because we took ourjob so seriously. 128 00:10:35,406 --> 00:10:37,445 It's Mick Jagger. 129 00:10:37,616 --> 00:10:42,325 We even offered a service we called "tenderizing the meat." 130 00:10:42,496 --> 00:10:44,572 Our number one concern, of course, 131 00:10:44,749 --> 00:10:46,955 was to deliver the meat on time. 132 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,248 Get back here! 133 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,165 Slow motion! 134 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:12,768 - Delivery, Mrs. Brevoort. - Jack? 135 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:14,853 - Is that you, son? - No, Mrs. Brevoort. 136 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:17,152 It's Tommy and Pappass from Simone's. 137 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:18,521 We have your meat. 138 00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,277 Oh, boys. Hello. 139 00:11:20,451 --> 00:11:21,862 - Hello. - Hello. 140 00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:22,866 How much? 141 00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:24,781 Um, five pounds. 69 cents a pound. 142 00:11:24,998 --> 00:11:26,326 Three, four, five. Three, four, five. 143 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,783 - Three dollars and... - 45 cents for the ground chuck. 144 00:11:29,002 --> 00:11:30,330 But at this price, Mrs. B., 145 00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:33,711 we like to refer to him as "ground Charles." 146 00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:37,546 "Ground Charles." Oh, you're a clever boy. 147 00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,635 And you've grown so. How old are you now? 148 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:41,961 - Thirteen. - Twelve, liar. 149 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,800 Thirteen in a couple weeks, Papp-ass. 150 00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:46,263 I'm 41. 151 00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:49,768 Don't be in such a hurry to get old. It's no fun. 152 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,813 And here's a dollar for you. 153 00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:54,652 Actually, Mrs. Brevoort, that's a ten. 154 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:56,361 Here's a one. 155 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:59,856 A dollar for a kiss from Thomas. 156 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:06,072 And a dollar for a kiss from Papp-ass. 157 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:07,663 Papp-ass. 158 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,542 Thank you, Mrs. Brevoort. 159 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:13,784 Good boy. 160 00:12:20,094 --> 00:12:21,505 You boys need a tip? 161 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:26,554 Please. 162 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:30,889 Okay, come on now. 163 00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,787 We buried some of our delivery tips 164 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,699 outside the Women's House of D., 165 00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:53,662 a prison for women on 10th Street and 6th Avenue, 166 00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:57,122 so Pappass's dad didn't take all of our money. 167 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,835 I guess we figured it was a safe place 168 00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:02,381 because the women were already locked up. 169 00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,711 Sometimes we just came for the conversation 170 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:07,504 between the ladies and their admirers down below. 171 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:10,518 You gotta bail me outta here, daddy. C'mon, I'm scared. 172 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:11,973 I don't know about that, mama. 173 00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:14,429 Look like you're gonna have to spend the night. 174 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:17,235 I don't have the money at hand. This here is for skin. 175 00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:20,770 - You got to get me out of here! - I don't wanna argue with you. 176 00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:22,855 - Don't walk away from me! - I'm through! 177 00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:24,692 I see your hat down there! 178 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,867 Eight, fifteen. 179 00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:32,784 We did good today, horn-dog. 180 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,157 About 40 bucks to go 181 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,826 and the beautiful, green lady will be ours. 182 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,790 You got any more dimes in there? 183 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:42,415 No, I'm doing quarters. 184 00:13:45,429 --> 00:13:46,887 Don't be such a specialist. 185 00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:50,093 Branch out into dimes, Pappass. You might like it. 186 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,335 The beautiful, green lady. 187 00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,021 Park and lock, Thomas. 188 00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:42,474 Okay, good. 189 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:47,235 Go ahead. 190 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,622 Oh, yeah. 191 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,534 People are getting cheap with the tips 192 00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:58,417 or you boys went to the movies. 193 00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,665 Hey, haven't you heard? 194 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,794 Nixon says we're in a recession. 195 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,834 Inflation, oil embargo, Yankees in the cellar... 196 00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:06,384 Horace Clark's at second base. 197 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:09,125 Garbage strike, transit strike, fiscal crisis. 198 00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:10,384 - All right. - Suburban flight, 199 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:11,836 - soft rock, art rock, - All right. 200 00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,343 - All right, already! - Emerson, Lake and Palmer. 201 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,806 These are signs of the apocalypse, I'm telling you. 202 00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:20,809 You know why your mother died, son? 203 00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:23,942 She killed herself because she had a retarded son. 204 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:26,567 - Isn't that right? - She got hit by a car. 205 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:29,823 She walked in front of a car because she had a retarded son. 206 00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:31,154 She was drunk. 207 00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:34,328 She was drunk because her son's retarded. 208 00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:37,533 She was drunk 'cause she was married to you, you loser. 209 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,953 Up yours. 210 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:40,501 Up yours, too. 211 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:43,339 Up yours too, sir. 212 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:45,664 "Up yours too, sir" and good night. 213 00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,839 Bye-bye. 214 00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:53,134 Not until you can pass the driver's test. 215 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:57,429 When you can drive, then you can drink. 216 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,809 - Yo. - Yo, who? 217 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:05,815 Yo mama! 218 00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:10,819 Fat ass! Go! Come on! 219 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:13,825 Our French teacher, Madame Chiakipet. 220 00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:15,405 Monsieur Warshaw? 221 00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:16,824 Oui. 222 00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,991 Um, I don't think so. 223 00:16:22,836 --> 00:16:26,205 Use "le bonheur" in a sentence s'il vous plait. 224 00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:32,172 Our soul mission in life was to make her say 225 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:34,303 dirty words without knowing what she was saying. 226 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,432 You have magnificent bonheur? 227 00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,807 - No, no, no. - Oui, oui, oui. 228 00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:42,184 Sometimes we could get her to say some pretty cool things. 229 00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:43,601 - Le bonheur, uh... 230 00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:48,067 Good time, no? Le bonheur is happiness. 231 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,569 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, but... 232 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,532 I'm sorry. If I may correct you. 233 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,907 In English, we say "hap-penis." 234 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:57,827 "Hap-penis"? 235 00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:58,778 Hap-penis. 236 00:16:58,956 --> 00:16:59,951 - Hap-"penis". - Penis. 237 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:02,074 - "Penis"? - Penis. 238 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:03,455 - "Penis." - Penis! 239 00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:05,079 Bon. Okay. I have the "penis." 240 00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:06,706 Okay. 241 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,419 Please, Monsieur Warshaw. 242 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,920 You are my best student. 243 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:12,337 Please focus. 244 00:17:12,511 --> 00:17:13,886 What? 245 00:17:14,054 --> 00:17:16,462 - Focus. - Fuck what? 246 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,838 - Focus! - Us? 247 00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:20,590 Foc-us! Foc-us! 248 00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,430 Come on, come on! 249 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,309 Will you just focus and give me the bonheur? 250 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,502 Strike one! 251 00:17:46,754 --> 00:17:47,868 That was a ball! 252 00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:49,505 Caught the corner! 253 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:52,625 Talk to the chalk. 254 00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:54,841 Go again! Play ball! 255 00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:00,554 Ball! 256 00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:03,554 Strike two! 257 00:18:34,718 --> 00:18:37,387 Oh, bean ball! Rule 6.08B! 258 00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:40,964 "A batter is hit by a ball he is not attempting to hit. 259 00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:42,096 Take your base." 260 00:18:42,309 --> 00:18:46,770 St. George leads St. Andrews 19-18. Play ball! 261 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,438 Time-out. 262 00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:49,638 Time-out. Time-out. 263 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,774 Time-out. We're gonna get a pinch-hitter. 264 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:53,402 - Pappass, get in there. - What? 265 00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,777 Pappass is on our team. He's gonna pinch-hit. 266 00:18:55,864 --> 00:18:57,275 He's too old. 267 00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:58,860 - Yeah. - He goes to our school. 268 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,784 Pappass, show him your I.D. 269 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:02,363 All right. 270 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:04,821 St. Andrews School. 271 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:06,742 That's only because you're retarded. 272 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,749 Don't use that word, Spaz. 273 00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:09,950 Well, he is, Melissa. 274 00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,753 Doesn't make it right. 275 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:14,122 All right. Let him hit. 276 00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:16,416 One more strike and we win anyway. 277 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:19,926 I'll just throw the cheese right by him. 278 00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:21,763 Come on, Pappass! Let's go! 279 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,220 Come on, Mark! Strike out the retard! 280 00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:28,342 No bagel, baby! Look at the 'tard! 281 00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:31,605 Mark, you can beat the retard! 282 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,649 You're standing on the plate. 283 00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:37,237 - Easy out! - The plate! 284 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:40,489 You knucklehead. You're right in front of it. 285 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,282 Strike him out! 286 00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:45,825 Retard! 287 00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,959 Mickey Mantle, Pappass. Mickey Mantle. 288 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:06,763 Yeah! 289 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,801 Oh, no! 290 00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:14,941 Run for it! 291 00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:21,149 Get your balls out of my window, you little creeps! 292 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:28,161 Maybe you guys should get your own retard! 293 00:20:28,623 --> 00:20:30,034 - Two in a row! - No! 294 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,577 How come you go to an all-boys school? That's for losers, man. 295 00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,665 We like girls. We like the girls at your school. 296 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,666 How about Melissa Loggia? 297 00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,965 I saw you checkin' her out today, Tommy. 298 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,381 Tommy don't like girls. 299 00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:46,172 Tommy don't like girls. He likes his own hand. 300 00:20:46,349 --> 00:20:49,634 - Come on, Tommy. We all know you like her. - Ah, she's flat. 301 00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:51,891 Pirate's dream... sunken chest. 302 00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:55,189 Carpentry... flat as a board and easy to screw. 303 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,357 I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal. 304 00:20:58,779 --> 00:20:59,893 Tommy don't like girls. 305 00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:06,280 30, 31, 32, 33... 306 00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:39,808 Good night, Ma. 307 00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:56,293 Under the bed, I felt safe 'cause I knew she was safe. 308 00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:02,922 As long as I could hear her breathing, I could breathe. 309 00:22:03,093 --> 00:22:05,583 And I could draw. 310 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:11,589 Because of some bureaucratic shenanigans 311 00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:14,389 and some nonsense in the U.S. Constitution 312 00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:16,851 called the separation of Church and State 313 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:20,771 this class will no longer be called Bible Study. 314 00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:22,687 It will be called Ethics. 315 00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:27,489 Well, that's my civic duty done. Now open your Bibles, boys, to Genesis 19:4... 316 00:22:27,659 --> 00:22:30,993 Lot and his salty spouse. 317 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:34,827 "And there came two angels to Sodom that evening..." blah, blah, blah... 318 00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:39,872 "All the men of Sodom surrounded Lot's house and demanded, 319 00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:42,460 "'Where are the men who came to you tonight? 320 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,998 Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."' 321 00:22:47,887 --> 00:22:51,671 Now don't get too excited, boys. The story goes straight downhill from here. 322 00:22:53,518 --> 00:22:55,843 And now pitching 323 00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:58,096 for the Yankees, 324 00:22:58,273 --> 00:23:00,810 Mel-l-I 325 00:23:00,983 --> 00:23:04,104 Stottlemyre. 326 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:06,485 The vegetation that grew from the ground. 327 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:07,895 Question... 328 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,779 What was left after 329 00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,861 Lot's house was razed? 330 00:23:13,996 --> 00:23:15,160 Answer? 331 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,491 Lot's lot. 332 00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:24,796 Anyhoo... 333 00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:29,544 "But Lot's wife looked back longingly and was turned into a pillar of salt." 334 00:23:30,847 --> 00:23:32,720 Why? 335 00:23:43,276 --> 00:23:45,150 Was God's soup too bland? 336 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,902 No. What does salt do? 337 00:23:50,242 --> 00:23:52,566 It preserves things. 338 00:23:52,744 --> 00:23:54,571 It keeps things from changing. 339 00:23:54,746 --> 00:23:58,992 Salt holds on. She looked back "longingly." 340 00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:02,536 Well, surely it means that we should not be attached to possessions 341 00:24:02,712 --> 00:24:04,456 and the things of this world, no? 342 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:09,376 Lot's wife looked back because she missed her stuff. 343 00:24:09,552 --> 00:24:11,461 And for that immature longing, 344 00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:14,307 she was made into a thing of bitterness... 345 00:24:14,516 --> 00:24:17,088 a pillar of salt. 346 00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:19,724 Ice cream. "Pumping"pies. 347 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:21,853 - What kind of pies? - Pumpkin. 348 00:24:22,023 --> 00:24:24,479 In your store, you feature 109 different ice-cream flavors. 349 00:24:34,869 --> 00:24:36,696 Small balls. 350 00:24:36,871 --> 00:24:39,244 How would you like it if we said you had small balls? 351 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,790 - What? - Small balls. 352 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:43,366 You said Melissa was flat. Small balls? 353 00:24:43,545 --> 00:24:47,162 Small balls, small balls, small balls with a basketball. 354 00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:50,632 Small balls! Small balls! 355 00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:52,593 Small balls! 356 00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:04,724 You gonna eat that brussels sprout orjust hypnotize it? 357 00:25:04,899 --> 00:25:06,808 I don't know, Mom. 358 00:25:06,943 --> 00:25:09,860 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 359 00:25:09,987 --> 00:25:12,692 - You sure? - I'm fine. 360 00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:16,740 How was school today? 361 00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:19,993 - Fine. - Fine? 362 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:23,867 Yeah. 363 00:25:30,258 --> 00:25:32,665 My monosyllabic son. 364 00:25:37,223 --> 00:25:40,722 You never talk to me anymore. How come you don't talk to me? 365 00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,182 - I talk to you, Mom. - You don't, you know. 366 00:25:43,355 --> 00:25:45,394 Mom, l... We're talking now, aren't we? 367 00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:48,055 Don't be funny. 368 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:56,313 I feel like a leper around you. 369 00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:00,695 Mom... 370 00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:05,914 Listen, I really can't go back to that school anymore. 371 00:26:06,085 --> 00:26:08,124 St. Andrew's? What are you talking about? 372 00:26:08,295 --> 00:26:09,754 We have to move. 373 00:26:09,922 --> 00:26:12,674 I did something bad. I said something, 374 00:26:12,842 --> 00:26:14,502 and they hate me there. 375 00:26:14,677 --> 00:26:16,586 And the girls really, really don't like me. 376 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:18,423 What are you doing with girls? 377 00:26:18,598 --> 00:26:21,801 That's not the point, Mom. The point is, is that we have to find another school. 378 00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:24,348 Don't tell me what the point is, Tommy. 379 00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:27,640 Your scholarship is the point and getting into a good college is the point. 380 00:26:27,857 --> 00:26:29,849 Girls are beside the point. 381 00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:33,774 Jesus, Tommy, what are you trying to do to me? 382 00:26:33,905 --> 00:26:37,772 I'm not trying to do anything to you, Mom. Forget it, okay? 383 00:26:37,950 --> 00:26:40,239 You tell me you're gonna piss away your scholarship because of girls? 384 00:26:40,412 --> 00:26:41,656 I'm not gonna forget it. 385 00:26:41,829 --> 00:26:45,162 What am I working for? Slaving away for you every day? 386 00:26:45,332 --> 00:26:47,491 - Forget this! - Tommy! Where you going? 387 00:26:47,669 --> 00:26:48,748 - Out! - Out where? 388 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,829 Out, out. 389 00:26:50,922 --> 00:26:53,709 Go on. Run away just like your father. 390 00:26:56,886 --> 00:27:00,171 He didn't run away, Mom. He died. 391 00:27:10,858 --> 00:27:12,851 A lot of times when I was pissed off or upset, 392 00:27:13,027 --> 00:27:15,732 I used to go to the House of D. To count my money. 393 00:27:15,863 --> 00:27:19,943 Why you checkin' out new girls when you can't even take care of the ones you got, Andrew? 394 00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:21,944 What happened, baby? Talk to me now. 395 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,034 I think maybe the money was the only thing that made me feel powerful, gave me hope. 396 00:27:26,207 --> 00:27:28,034 I could change my life with it. 397 00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:31,744 Hey, kid! Hey, you... 398 00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:34,002 you with all the money! 399 00:27:34,215 --> 00:27:37,002 What's with all the change? You rob a bus? 400 00:27:37,176 --> 00:27:40,592 Why don't you run over to Washington Square Park and scope me a dime bag of weed? 401 00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:41,759 No way! 402 00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:46,011 - Oh, I get it. You a mama's boy. - No, I'm not! 403 00:27:48,145 --> 00:27:51,063 Don't worry. I can't get down there and steal that little money. 404 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:53,390 Hey, I hear it's crazy in there. 405 00:27:54,068 --> 00:27:57,852 My mom says you got rats, 406 00:27:58,030 --> 00:28:00,023 roaches, lesbianism... 407 00:28:02,827 --> 00:28:06,659 Well, I guess I'm safe from the last one. I'm in solitary. 408 00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:12,293 Why you buryin' money for anyway? What are you, nine, eight, ten? What? 409 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:14,620 Thirteen... almost. 410 00:28:14,797 --> 00:28:17,252 Thirteen, almost. Girls. 411 00:28:17,383 --> 00:28:18,758 How'd you know? 412 00:28:18,926 --> 00:28:21,761 I'm a genius. That's why I'm up here! Now tell me... 413 00:28:21,929 --> 00:28:23,803 - Tell you what? - About the girls. 414 00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:25,514 No way. I don't even know you. 415 00:28:25,683 --> 00:28:28,684 Well, I ain't going anywhere. Who am I gonna tell? My pillow? 416 00:28:28,853 --> 00:28:32,268 Come on. You dyin' to tell somebody. It might as well be me. 417 00:28:32,439 --> 00:28:33,768 You got a crush on some girl. 418 00:28:33,858 --> 00:28:35,186 I don't. 419 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,818 Just tell me. 420 00:28:38,529 --> 00:28:41,779 Her name's Melissa, and, oh, man, 421 00:28:41,866 --> 00:28:43,989 she's so fine. 422 00:28:44,201 --> 00:28:46,526 But I told some of the guys that she was flat. 423 00:28:46,663 --> 00:28:47,991 Flat. 424 00:28:48,205 --> 00:28:51,705 How you doin'? Yeah, you know... 425 00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:55,126 Oh, you were showin' off. That's all right. Everybody shows off sometime. 426 00:28:55,296 --> 00:28:59,044 Yeah, exactly. But I didn't mean it to be mean or anything like that. 427 00:28:59,216 --> 00:29:03,925 And she heard about it, and like all of her girlfriends came to my school 428 00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:07,299 and started kicking at me and screaming and saying I had small balls. 429 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:14,688 It's not funny. 430 00:29:14,857 --> 00:29:17,182 No, it's not. 431 00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:19,815 It's my uncle we're talking about. Small, bald man, short, no hair. 432 00:29:20,029 --> 00:29:21,856 I mean, personally, I like small balls. 433 00:29:22,031 --> 00:29:24,948 - You do? - Yeah! 434 00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:27,193 The other ones just get in the way. 435 00:29:27,369 --> 00:29:30,121 Bangin' around in areas they have no business in. 436 00:29:30,289 --> 00:29:33,789 So, even if you do have small balls, good for you! 437 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,747 Hi. Good for me? 438 00:29:36,921 --> 00:29:40,835 Yeah. And those girls don't hate you. What's your name? 439 00:29:41,843 --> 00:29:43,336 Tommy. 440 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:46,880 Those girls like you, Tommy. That's why they bitchin' you out. 441 00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:48,550 That doesn't make any sense. 442 00:29:48,766 --> 00:29:51,138 Yes, it does. Who's your best friend? 443 00:29:51,352 --> 00:29:52,894 Pappass. 444 00:29:53,062 --> 00:29:54,971 What kind of name is that? 445 00:29:55,189 --> 00:29:58,854 He's retarded, and Greek on his father's side, I think. 446 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:02,726 Well, don't you give this Pappass more shit than anybody in the world? 447 00:30:02,905 --> 00:30:05,312 Yeah. I always call him "Papp-ass." 448 00:30:05,491 --> 00:30:07,033 That's cause you two are so tight! 449 00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,110 I guess. 450 00:30:09,286 --> 00:30:11,113 And that's how girls your age are. 451 00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:14,242 If they really like you, they treat you real bad. 452 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:17,204 The more it seems they hate you, the more they really like you. 453 00:30:20,923 --> 00:30:23,212 So I bet you this flat-chested girl... What's her name? 454 00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:24,801 Melissa. 455 00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:29,222 I say this Melissa likes you most of all. 456 00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:31,548 Now please come on and give me that weed. 457 00:30:32,143 --> 00:30:34,894 I want to teach you something about meat. 458 00:30:35,062 --> 00:30:37,220 Let me try. 459 00:30:38,858 --> 00:30:40,435 Oh, that's so cool. 460 00:30:40,609 --> 00:30:42,732 You keep it. You need to study. 461 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:43,899 You sure? 462 00:30:44,071 --> 00:30:45,898 For your 13th birthday. 463 00:30:46,073 --> 00:30:47,816 I got more. Don't worry. 464 00:30:47,909 --> 00:30:50,316 Thanks. I can make one of these. 465 00:30:53,956 --> 00:30:55,829 Delivery. 466 00:31:00,963 --> 00:31:03,335 Hey, Tommy, do you ever miss your dad? 467 00:31:03,507 --> 00:31:04,752 All the time. 468 00:31:04,926 --> 00:31:06,752 - You want mine? - No, thanks, Pappass. 469 00:31:06,843 --> 00:31:09,881 This is the longest delivery in the history of meat! 470 00:31:10,056 --> 00:31:12,628 Engaging Apollo retro rockets, Pappass, please! 471 00:31:12,808 --> 00:31:14,847 - Go! - Going! 472 00:31:14,977 --> 00:31:17,811 Good girl, Daphne. 473 00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:21,855 And the pitch. 474 00:31:22,818 --> 00:31:25,391 Lazy fly ball, right center field... 475 00:31:25,612 --> 00:31:27,854 down near the bullpen here at Fenway. 476 00:31:28,032 --> 00:31:30,155 And it's caught right out there... 477 00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:33,988 Hello. 478 00:31:34,163 --> 00:31:35,621 Delivery! 479 00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:42,333 Wow. 480 00:31:44,881 --> 00:31:47,040 Look at all this great art. 481 00:31:47,176 --> 00:31:50,426 Oh. It's like a museum. 482 00:31:50,596 --> 00:31:52,802 Not that you've ever been to one. 483 00:31:52,974 --> 00:31:55,678 Look at the grapefruit. I love grapefruit. 484 00:31:55,851 --> 00:31:59,516 Those aren't grapefruit, Papp-ass. Those are lemons. 485 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:03,810 It's a beautiful lemon. I've never seen one this large. 486 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,392 Oh, there you are. Sorry. I was on the phone. 487 00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:10,529 Sweetheart, honey, have you seen my purse? 488 00:32:11,825 --> 00:32:14,742 Sorry. 489 00:32:14,828 --> 00:32:16,572 Oh, great, thank you. 490 00:32:16,747 --> 00:32:19,783 Thanks, sweetie. 491 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:20,788 Hi. 492 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:23,166 Hi. 493 00:32:23,295 --> 00:32:24,458 Pirate's dream. 494 00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:26,338 Shut up. How you doing? 495 00:32:26,507 --> 00:32:28,131 I'm good, I guess. How you doing? 496 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:33,721 Um, working. I deliver meat and stuff. 497 00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:37,465 Yeah, I know. That's why we ordered from your place. 498 00:32:39,311 --> 00:32:41,268 Really? 499 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,594 Really? 500 00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:44,931 Really? 501 00:32:49,363 --> 00:32:50,821 Wow. What a view. 502 00:32:50,906 --> 00:32:53,823 - I'd really like to paint this sometime. - Coming through. 503 00:32:56,787 --> 00:32:58,826 - Can I have yours? - Sure. 504 00:32:58,997 --> 00:33:00,326 Thanks. 505 00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:05,034 Hey, I'm really sorry about the, uh... 506 00:33:05,212 --> 00:33:08,663 you know, the flat incident. 507 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,632 - Carpenter's dream. - Pappass. 508 00:33:10,801 --> 00:33:14,004 Don't worry about it. I am flat. 509 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:15,721 No shit, Sherlock. 510 00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:17,514 No, you're not at all. 511 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:20,054 You know, when you turn sideways, 512 00:33:20,227 --> 00:33:23,596 like, you have a very, um... 513 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:27,182 like a very, very nice... profile. 514 00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:29,565 No tittie at all. I've seen lemons bigger. 515 00:33:29,736 --> 00:33:30,851 Pappass! 516 00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:34,445 It's okay. I really don't care. 517 00:33:35,617 --> 00:33:37,740 Yeah, well, like, 518 00:33:37,828 --> 00:33:39,737 me, neither. 519 00:33:39,955 --> 00:33:42,790 I have small balls, you know? 520 00:33:48,547 --> 00:33:50,124 But that's good, right? 521 00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:53,174 I don't know. 522 00:33:54,803 --> 00:33:56,083 I have a huge penis. 523 00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:03,600 - You gonna go to the dance on Sunday? - No way, Jose. 524 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:05,810 - Can I finish your soda? - Yeah. 525 00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:07,262 - Thanks. - Have as many as you want. 526 00:34:07,441 --> 00:34:08,769 What dance? 527 00:34:08,942 --> 00:34:12,442 Our school's hosting a dance at your school. 528 00:34:12,571 --> 00:34:14,859 Hey, Tommy, you see she has a fridge just for sodas. 529 00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:16,822 Are you gonna go to the dance? 530 00:34:16,908 --> 00:34:19,447 I'm only on the decorations committee. 531 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:23,953 What? 532 00:34:24,124 --> 00:34:25,453 Ow! 533 00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:27,535 Sorry. Thought you had something there. 534 00:34:27,711 --> 00:34:31,376 Yeah, he's the peach fuzz kid. 535 00:34:32,466 --> 00:34:34,293 I shaved my ass once. 536 00:34:35,594 --> 00:34:37,421 Bald as a cue ball. 537 00:34:46,522 --> 00:34:48,561 What is this? 538 00:34:48,732 --> 00:34:50,523 What are you doing? 539 00:34:50,651 --> 00:34:52,560 Mom, I'm in the shower. 540 00:34:52,736 --> 00:34:55,653 - Is that my razor? - No. Yeah. 541 00:34:55,864 --> 00:34:58,236 - Are you shaving? - Yeah. 542 00:34:58,409 --> 00:35:00,235 You don't need to shave. 543 00:35:00,369 --> 00:35:02,492 Yeah, I do. 544 00:35:02,663 --> 00:35:04,738 Well, then get your own damn razor. 545 00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:07,286 I found this in your pants. 546 00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:08,739 Oh, they're not mine. 547 00:35:08,919 --> 00:35:09,914 Whose are they? 548 00:35:10,086 --> 00:35:11,201 They're a present. 549 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:12,708 - From who? - A friend. 550 00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:15,253 What kind of a friend gives a boy pornography? 551 00:35:15,426 --> 00:35:17,252 I'm not a boy, Mom. 552 00:35:17,428 --> 00:35:19,799 Oh, no. What are you then, a girl? 553 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:24,013 I'm flushing this filth down the toilet, 554 00:35:24,184 --> 00:35:25,726 where it belongs. 555 00:35:25,852 --> 00:35:28,557 If you want it, you can swim after it. 556 00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:36,477 Oh, shit, the littlest pimp. 557 00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:38,529 Youngblood taking care of his lady. 558 00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:40,905 Good man. Good little man. 559 00:35:41,076 --> 00:35:43,946 All right. All right. 560 00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:47,744 I ain't got to worry about no competition, do I? 561 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:50,584 - No, sir. - Good. Catch you later. 562 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:52,875 Tommy, you got my weed? 563 00:35:52,963 --> 00:35:54,754 No. Sorry. 564 00:35:54,965 --> 00:35:56,424 You don't love me, man. 565 00:35:56,633 --> 00:35:59,254 Hey, there's a dance this Sunday. 566 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,918 Oh, Melissa, right. You gonna go? 567 00:36:02,097 --> 00:36:03,757 I don't have any clothes. 568 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:06,013 Why don't you take some of that money you ain't spending 569 00:36:06,184 --> 00:36:08,936 on my dime bag and get you some pimp threads? 570 00:36:09,104 --> 00:36:11,773 I don't dance. 571 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,731 That's too bad. Girls like boys who dance. 572 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,439 Even if you can't dance good. 573 00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:19,019 A girl like a guy who tries. 574 00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:22,780 And girls like guys who play the fool for 'em. 575 00:36:22,868 --> 00:36:25,192 Solid. According to you, lady, 576 00:36:25,328 --> 00:36:27,736 girls like fools and small balls. 577 00:36:27,956 --> 00:36:29,747 So I'm pretty much covered. 578 00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:36,834 I know. Have yourself a dance strategy. 579 00:36:36,923 --> 00:36:39,414 You wait out the fast stuff. 580 00:36:39,593 --> 00:36:43,424 All right? And if you can walk, you can slow dance. 581 00:36:43,597 --> 00:36:45,304 Show me. 582 00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:47,715 No, not out here in public. 583 00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:50,810 I don't see no public. 584 00:36:52,397 --> 00:36:54,354 Come on. There's no music. 585 00:36:54,525 --> 00:36:56,647 Imagine some music. 586 00:36:56,818 --> 00:36:58,894 You see that pole over there? 587 00:37:01,447 --> 00:37:02,776 That pole? 588 00:37:02,949 --> 00:37:05,025 Yes, that pole. 589 00:37:05,243 --> 00:37:07,532 Look at the pole. Walk toward the pole. 590 00:37:09,497 --> 00:37:10,992 You want this pole. 591 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:13,748 No. No. 592 00:37:13,919 --> 00:37:15,746 Don't start your hands down at the ass. 593 00:37:15,921 --> 00:37:17,414 Work your way down. 594 00:37:17,589 --> 00:37:19,380 Hi, I'm Tommy. 595 00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,542 You're very tall. 596 00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:27,011 She just said she was "pole-ish." 597 00:37:27,182 --> 00:37:29,174 That's cute. 598 00:37:29,350 --> 00:37:31,723 Now you put your arms out around the pole. 599 00:37:32,771 --> 00:37:35,440 Oh, you look like 600 00:37:35,607 --> 00:37:36,770 Frankenstein or something. 601 00:37:36,942 --> 00:37:39,397 You gonna scare the girl. Loosen up. 602 00:37:41,947 --> 00:37:43,820 There you go. 603 00:37:45,742 --> 00:37:52,325 Crossroads seem to come and go 604 00:37:52,498 --> 00:37:58,288 The gypsy flies from coast to coast 605 00:37:58,463 --> 00:38:00,123 Knowing many 606 00:38:00,298 --> 00:38:03,583 Loving none 607 00:38:05,261 --> 00:38:10,504 Bearing sorrows, having fun 608 00:38:10,684 --> 00:38:15,392 But back home he'll always run 609 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:19,181 To sweet Melissa 610 00:38:19,359 --> 00:38:21,232 Yeah 611 00:38:21,402 --> 00:38:24,819 Melissa 612 00:38:26,157 --> 00:38:30,617 Yeah! Now I know why you look so familiar. 613 00:38:30,787 --> 00:38:32,780 I must have seen you on Soul Train. 614 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,786 Again the morning comes 615 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:41,535 Again he's on the run 616 00:38:41,757 --> 00:38:44,507 Sunbeams shining through his hair 617 00:38:44,675 --> 00:38:47,796 He doesn't have a care 618 00:38:47,888 --> 00:38:52,715 He picks up the gear and gypsy roll on 619 00:38:52,809 --> 00:38:57,103 Roll on 620 00:38:58,774 --> 00:39:01,774 Crossroads 621 00:39:01,943 --> 00:39:04,149 Will you ever let him go? 622 00:39:19,419 --> 00:39:21,541 Here you go, dear. 623 00:39:21,712 --> 00:39:23,836 Thank you. 624 00:40:11,262 --> 00:40:14,133 Holy hands of time, Batman. I'm late. 625 00:40:14,307 --> 00:40:17,059 Where are you going? We got a best of seven going on here. 626 00:40:17,227 --> 00:40:19,847 - Simone's. - On a Sunday evening? 627 00:40:20,063 --> 00:40:22,600 She stays open all the time when the weather's good. 628 00:40:22,815 --> 00:40:26,267 She's got gall. Gaul. 629 00:40:26,444 --> 00:40:29,315 France. Gaul. Get it? 630 00:40:29,489 --> 00:40:32,857 - I'm punning bilingually. - That's a good one, Mom. 631 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:36,984 You think you got all your smarts from your old man, but your mama's no dummy. 632 00:40:37,122 --> 00:40:39,909 - You gonna be late? - I think so. 633 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,915 Give us a good-night kiss then. 634 00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:49,752 She cannot be stopped! She can't! 635 00:40:49,884 --> 00:40:52,754 You cannot stop me. 636 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:12,274 Sabbath! 637 00:41:13,824 --> 00:41:15,698 Sabbath! 638 00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:19,578 Sabbath! 639 00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:25,117 Sabbath! 640 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,789 Sabbath! 641 00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:35,172 You're gonna regret this. 642 00:41:35,388 --> 00:41:37,843 Come on, Reverend Duncan. 643 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,649 You'd better leave room for Jesus there, Miss Johnson. 644 00:41:55,491 --> 00:41:56,819 What's up, Pappass? 645 00:42:06,127 --> 00:42:07,953 Hi, Pappass. Have you seen Tommy? 646 00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:10,037 Tommy don't dance. 647 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,002 Sabbath! 648 00:42:57,970 --> 00:43:00,640 Sabbath! 649 00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:07,140 Oh, I hate this stuff. It's too slow. 650 00:43:07,355 --> 00:43:09,478 I'm outta here. Southern rock blows. 651 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,599 Where's the funk? 652 00:43:46,852 --> 00:43:47,967 How are you? 653 00:43:48,145 --> 00:43:53,222 I'm not sure I can talk and dance at the same time. 654 00:43:54,985 --> 00:43:57,191 Decorations are great. 655 00:43:57,363 --> 00:43:58,774 Thanks. 656 00:43:58,948 --> 00:44:02,032 Your outfit is, um, orange. 657 00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:05,493 - Orange. - Very orange. 658 00:44:05,663 --> 00:44:07,869 And soft. 659 00:44:45,995 --> 00:44:48,616 This bike smells weird. 660 00:44:48,831 --> 00:44:51,702 What do you mean? 661 00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:54,408 It smells like pee. 662 00:44:58,966 --> 00:45:00,875 I don't smell anything. 663 00:45:20,154 --> 00:45:22,027 This is where I work. 664 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,734 Cool. 665 00:45:23,824 --> 00:45:26,825 Yeah, my boss would kill me if she knew I was here. 666 00:45:28,829 --> 00:45:30,822 This is a little public. 667 00:45:30,915 --> 00:45:33,915 Come on. I know a private place. 668 00:45:54,438 --> 00:45:56,727 Yeah. 669 00:45:56,899 --> 00:45:58,393 This is private. 670 00:45:58,609 --> 00:46:00,898 But are these what I think they are? 671 00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:03,228 It's a meat locker. 672 00:46:03,405 --> 00:46:05,397 And this is a dead sheep. 673 00:46:07,451 --> 00:46:08,732 That's so gross. 674 00:46:08,911 --> 00:46:11,034 It's okay. I'll protect you. 675 00:46:32,768 --> 00:46:36,053 What are you thinking? 676 00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:38,518 About becoming a vegetarian. 677 00:46:41,819 --> 00:46:44,356 You cold? 678 00:46:44,529 --> 00:46:45,905 No. 679 00:47:09,764 --> 00:47:12,432 I think it's late. 680 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,304 I'll take you home. 681 00:47:41,461 --> 00:47:43,751 I had a decent time. 682 00:47:43,923 --> 00:47:45,500 Me, too. 683 00:47:46,967 --> 00:47:49,540 I really liked kissing you. 684 00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:58,159 You lied to me. 685 00:48:58,330 --> 00:48:59,955 You lied to me! 686 00:49:00,124 --> 00:49:02,116 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. You didn't go to work. 687 00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:04,831 You went to the dance dressed like a clown. 688 00:49:05,004 --> 00:49:06,961 - You don't do that! - I'm sorry. 689 00:49:07,131 --> 00:49:09,502 Don't do that. 690 00:49:09,674 --> 00:49:11,003 I'm sorry. 691 00:49:11,176 --> 00:49:13,548 Don't. Please. 692 00:49:13,762 --> 00:49:16,431 - Don't lie to me ever again. - I won't. 693 00:49:18,767 --> 00:49:21,767 If you make a wish and don't tell nobody, it could come true. 694 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:31,809 Kissinger, Nixon and Agnew, and I only got two bullets, right? 695 00:49:39,121 --> 00:49:40,496 Hey, Tommy. 696 00:49:40,664 --> 00:49:42,739 Hear about what happened to Pappass? 697 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,909 No, I was late this morning. 698 00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:47,327 He got caught stealing a bike, and he got fired. 699 00:49:47,546 --> 00:49:49,787 I hear his dad's gonna send him away to Willowbrook. 700 00:50:02,186 --> 00:50:05,186 I haven't seen Pappass today. 701 00:50:05,355 --> 00:50:07,644 He's probably scared to come in. 702 00:50:07,816 --> 00:50:10,023 What the hell I care if he steal a bike? 703 00:50:10,194 --> 00:50:12,021 He still has a job here. 704 00:50:12,196 --> 00:50:14,733 You Americans with your morality. 705 00:50:14,823 --> 00:50:16,732 Pappass is a child. 706 00:50:16,825 --> 00:50:18,864 This Puritanism drives me insane. 707 00:50:20,996 --> 00:50:23,202 This is your uptown delivery. 708 00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:06,115 Oh, boy. 709 00:51:13,048 --> 00:51:15,621 Hey, lady, lady! 710 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,126 Lady! 711 00:51:18,303 --> 00:51:20,592 Tommy, that you? 712 00:51:20,764 --> 00:51:22,922 My little man. How was the dance? 713 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,843 The dance was great. It's Pappass. 714 00:51:25,018 --> 00:51:27,853 He stole this bike, and he just keeps disappearing. 715 00:51:28,063 --> 00:51:31,348 I went to try and find him, and he's not coming home. 716 00:51:31,525 --> 00:51:34,858 - What bike did he steal? - It's this bike that we were saving up for. 717 00:51:35,028 --> 00:51:39,240 After the dance, I took Melissa to the meat locker, so we could be alone. 718 00:51:39,408 --> 00:51:42,362 - You left the Papoose. - Yeah, 'cause he had work to do. 719 00:51:42,536 --> 00:51:44,907 I've been trying to catch him, and he won't go home. 720 00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:47,322 - And he's gonna lose his job. - It's your fault! 721 00:51:47,499 --> 00:51:48,744 What? 722 00:51:48,917 --> 00:51:51,490 That's your buddy. He stole that bike for you. 723 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:55,253 He knows you're going someplace he can't go. 724 00:51:55,424 --> 00:51:57,961 I'm not going anywhere. Where am I going? 725 00:51:58,135 --> 00:52:00,258 Not where you're going, but what you're becoming. 726 00:52:00,429 --> 00:52:03,180 - What am I becoming? - Something he can't. 727 00:52:03,348 --> 00:52:05,140 A man. 728 00:52:05,309 --> 00:52:07,136 That's bullshit. 729 00:52:07,311 --> 00:52:10,015 I'm not gonna take the blame for something that Pappass did. 730 00:52:10,189 --> 00:52:13,143 No, Tommy, it's not bullshit. That's love. 731 00:52:13,317 --> 00:52:15,309 That's love. 732 00:52:28,873 --> 00:52:30,498 Tommy! 733 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:31,704 Pappass! 734 00:52:31,876 --> 00:52:34,664 Nobody can catch us now. 735 00:52:34,879 --> 00:52:36,338 Pappass, why'd you steal it? 736 00:52:36,506 --> 00:52:38,629 'Cause I'm a bad man, Tommy. 737 00:52:38,842 --> 00:52:39,790 Did you steal it for me? 738 00:52:40,009 --> 00:52:41,753 - You wish. - You know what? Let me... 739 00:52:41,928 --> 00:52:45,344 - You don't think I know, but I do. - Calm down. 740 00:52:45,515 --> 00:52:48,800 I know what I know, and I know what I don't know. 741 00:52:48,977 --> 00:52:50,222 I know. 742 00:52:50,395 --> 00:52:51,972 Calm down. 743 00:52:52,105 --> 00:52:54,774 They took away my job, Tommy. 744 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:18,704 So you mean to say it was you 745 00:53:18,798 --> 00:53:22,001 and not Mr. Pappass that stole the bike. 746 00:53:22,176 --> 00:53:23,719 Yes. 747 00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:26,887 Well, that's not in character. 748 00:53:27,056 --> 00:53:29,808 That's not the Tom Warshaw I know. 749 00:53:29,976 --> 00:53:31,885 Why did you steal, son? 750 00:53:33,021 --> 00:53:34,681 I wanted it. 751 00:53:36,149 --> 00:53:39,518 Even though I know not to covet material things, 752 00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:41,069 like Lot's wife. 753 00:53:43,657 --> 00:53:45,484 It's a beautiful damn bike, though. 754 00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:47,532 What would you call that green? 755 00:53:47,661 --> 00:53:48,692 Sorry, sir. 756 00:53:48,870 --> 00:53:52,784 The green of the bicycle. 757 00:53:52,874 --> 00:53:54,119 Al green. 758 00:53:54,292 --> 00:53:56,997 Al green. 759 00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:01,291 It's a lovely Al green. 760 00:54:01,425 --> 00:54:05,291 Oh, yes. 761 00:54:05,470 --> 00:54:08,043 Thanks for coming forward, Tom. 762 00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,754 You're suspended for a week. 763 00:54:10,934 --> 00:54:13,140 And of course, your scholarship will come under review. 764 00:54:13,311 --> 00:54:15,138 You can finish up your classes today 765 00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:17,263 and get the rest of the assignments for the week 766 00:54:17,441 --> 00:54:19,349 so you don't fall behind. 767 00:54:22,904 --> 00:54:24,861 Your mother will be very disappointed. 768 00:54:25,031 --> 00:54:27,237 Yes, sir. 769 00:54:30,495 --> 00:54:31,775 Les enfants, 770 00:54:31,871 --> 00:54:32,950 this is a popped test. 771 00:54:33,122 --> 00:54:34,949 Please focus. 772 00:54:37,502 --> 00:54:41,713 Mr. Warshaw, could I have a moment of your time, please? 773 00:54:44,258 --> 00:54:48,506 - You stay right here, Mr. Pappass. - Yes, sir. 774 00:54:53,852 --> 00:54:57,350 We're on the horns of a dilemma here, Mr. Warshaw. 775 00:54:57,522 --> 00:55:00,973 When I met with Mr. Pappass to reinstate him 776 00:55:01,150 --> 00:55:02,430 in his custodial capacity, 777 00:55:02,611 --> 00:55:04,852 I told him that you had come forward about the bicycle theft 778 00:55:05,029 --> 00:55:07,699 and were willing to accept an appropriate punishment. 779 00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:11,364 He got very agitated and told me once again he stole the bike. 780 00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:14,656 Only now he's telling me that he stole the bicycle for you. 781 00:55:14,831 --> 00:55:16,658 Pappass. 782 00:55:16,833 --> 00:55:19,668 Don't talk to Mr. Pappass. Talk to me. 783 00:55:19,836 --> 00:55:21,745 Who is responsible? 784 00:55:21,921 --> 00:55:23,830 I am. I stole the bike for Tommy. 785 00:55:23,923 --> 00:55:25,121 Shut up, Pappass. 786 00:55:25,299 --> 00:55:28,004 I threw a lemon, huge beautiful lemon. 787 00:55:29,303 --> 00:55:32,969 As if he were in your employ, Tommy. 788 00:55:33,099 --> 00:55:36,432 A minion and you a ringleader, he stole the bike for you? 789 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:41,178 That's right. 790 00:55:41,357 --> 00:55:44,726 I was supposed to be normal, but I didn't get enough oxygen when I was born. 791 00:55:44,861 --> 00:55:47,696 Will you be quiet, Mr. Pappass? 792 00:55:47,864 --> 00:55:50,271 Theft is one thing, Tommy. 793 00:55:50,449 --> 00:55:54,744 A momentary lapse in judgment, covetousness, ultimately forgivable. 794 00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:57,196 There's no oxygen right now, either. 795 00:55:57,415 --> 00:56:00,749 But this psychological usury, this web of deceit, 796 00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:03,706 this Machiavellian domination of a weak-minded, 797 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:08,708 pitiful man goes beyond one isolated act 798 00:56:08,885 --> 00:56:13,427 and speaks to a fundamental and frankly disturbing deficit in character. 799 00:56:13,598 --> 00:56:16,848 Do you have anything to say for yourself, Mr. Warshaw? 800 00:56:16,976 --> 00:56:19,646 Pappass stole the bike for me. 801 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:25,229 I'm profoundly disappointed in you. 802 00:56:25,401 --> 00:56:28,652 Profoundly. You go home right now. 803 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,772 The school will contact your mother 804 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,822 with further disciplinary action. 805 00:57:00,394 --> 00:57:02,850 Oh, man, you took three already. 806 00:57:05,817 --> 00:57:08,354 Three. 18 take away 15 equals 3. 807 00:57:09,779 --> 00:57:12,234 I took some sedative. 808 00:57:12,406 --> 00:57:16,784 And I want to go to "bedative." 809 00:57:16,953 --> 00:57:18,363 Mom. 810 00:57:21,082 --> 00:57:22,873 Oh, Tommy, Tommy, 811 00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:26,043 they want to take away your scholarship. 812 00:57:26,212 --> 00:57:28,039 You're gonna end up in the gutter. You know that? 813 00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:29,756 They want to expel you. 814 00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:31,716 I'm not gonna wind up in the gutter, Mom. 815 00:57:31,885 --> 00:57:34,340 Without an education, you're gonna end up in the gutter. 816 00:57:34,553 --> 00:57:36,676 - I'm not gonna end up in the gutter. - Yes, you are! 817 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:39,676 - Don't worry. No, no. - You know why you're not? 818 00:57:39,851 --> 00:57:41,179 Because we're gonna fight 'em, 819 00:57:41,394 --> 00:57:43,185 - and we're gonna beat 'em. - Exactly. 820 00:57:43,354 --> 00:57:46,106 - They're not even fit to lick our boots. - We'll fight 'em. 821 00:57:46,274 --> 00:57:48,598 And we'll win, Tom-ass. 822 00:57:50,862 --> 00:57:54,112 - Mom? - What? That's what Pappass calls you, right? 823 00:57:54,282 --> 00:57:56,737 Sometimes, Mom-ass. 824 00:57:56,910 --> 00:57:59,116 Very clever. 825 00:57:59,287 --> 00:58:01,493 Go on now. 826 00:58:01,664 --> 00:58:04,369 Quit hovering over me like a mother hen. 827 00:58:07,711 --> 00:58:10,582 You're gonna... You're gonna smother me. 828 00:58:52,173 --> 00:58:53,371 Mom! 829 00:58:55,259 --> 00:58:57,003 Mom, wake up. 830 00:58:57,178 --> 00:58:59,170 Mom, wake up! 831 00:59:05,811 --> 00:59:09,643 Operator, my mom! It's my mom! 832 00:59:36,092 --> 00:59:38,547 Hey, Mom, what day is it today? 833 00:59:46,185 --> 00:59:48,261 I thought so. 834 00:59:48,479 --> 00:59:52,772 Mom, look. It's the 20th. 835 00:59:52,984 --> 00:59:55,225 It's the 20th. Mom. 836 00:59:55,403 --> 00:59:57,609 I'm 13 today. 837 01:00:11,377 --> 01:00:14,745 What is it? Tommy? 838 01:00:14,922 --> 01:00:19,002 Yes, ma'am, there's a Tommy here who wants to see Melissa. 839 01:00:19,135 --> 01:00:21,804 I understand. Yeah. 840 01:00:21,887 --> 01:00:23,879 No, I understand completely Mrs. Logan, really. Okay. 841 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:27,052 Sorry, kid, you can't go up. 842 01:00:27,268 --> 01:00:29,307 - Why not? - I don't know. 843 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,761 Can you ask if Melissa can come down? 844 01:00:31,939 --> 01:00:34,311 No, I can't do that, kid. Come on, take off. 845 01:00:34,483 --> 01:00:35,562 Why not? 846 01:00:35,693 --> 01:00:38,184 Now, hey, I'm sorry. Listen. 847 01:00:38,362 --> 01:00:39,856 Life is long, you know? Live it up. 848 01:00:40,030 --> 01:00:41,525 How old are you anyway? Maybe 15? 849 01:00:41,699 --> 01:00:42,896 13. 850 01:00:43,076 --> 01:00:44,320 13? 851 01:00:44,452 --> 01:00:46,491 Ah, you'll forget her in a week. Take off. 852 01:01:58,150 --> 01:02:00,771 Who the hell are you? 853 01:02:00,861 --> 01:02:02,141 Tommy, hi. 854 01:02:05,032 --> 01:02:06,361 You don't remember me? 855 01:02:06,534 --> 01:02:08,822 I'm Monty Bean. 856 01:02:08,994 --> 01:02:11,236 And this is my wife, Sandra Head-Bean. 857 01:02:11,372 --> 01:02:14,705 Hi, Tommy. 858 01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:16,452 I'm your mom's second cousin. 859 01:02:16,627 --> 01:02:19,830 Now, we've come down from Toronto to take care of you... 860 01:02:20,005 --> 01:02:22,211 till things settle down. 861 01:02:22,383 --> 01:02:24,173 And we so love New York. 862 01:02:24,343 --> 01:02:27,593 What does "settle down" mean? 863 01:02:27,763 --> 01:02:29,221 Arrangements have to be made, 864 01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:31,715 e.g., the subject of the guardian. 865 01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:33,677 You're a minor. 866 01:02:35,771 --> 01:02:38,226 Your mom's not comin' back. 867 01:02:38,441 --> 01:02:40,765 I thought you had this conversation with the doctor. 868 01:02:40,859 --> 01:02:41,773 I did. 869 01:02:41,985 --> 01:02:44,856 - You didn't understand, then. - I understood. 870 01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:48,731 She took too many sedatives by mistake, so she has brain death. 871 01:02:48,909 --> 01:02:52,075 She is, "persistently vegetative." 872 01:02:52,245 --> 01:02:54,154 And I'll take care of my mom, 873 01:02:54,290 --> 01:02:57,741 not you, or you... me. 874 01:03:00,963 --> 01:03:02,706 Well, 875 01:03:02,881 --> 01:03:04,921 regardless, 876 01:03:05,092 --> 01:03:08,627 we, Sandra and me, 877 01:03:08,846 --> 01:03:09,925 will be looking after you 878 01:03:10,138 --> 01:03:11,965 until it's decided where you can be. 879 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,430 Have you given a thought to military school? 880 01:03:55,809 --> 01:03:57,434 Goddamn it, Pappass. 881 01:03:58,812 --> 01:03:59,761 Lady! 882 01:03:59,855 --> 01:04:03,354 Tommy! Got my dime bag? 883 01:04:03,526 --> 01:04:04,688 What's your name? 884 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,350 I like you calling me "Lady." 885 01:04:07,488 --> 01:04:10,025 I want to know your real name. 886 01:04:10,198 --> 01:04:11,776 Why? 887 01:04:11,950 --> 01:04:14,489 Because I want to know who to blame for ruining my life! 888 01:04:14,703 --> 01:04:17,372 I want to know your real name! 889 01:04:17,581 --> 01:04:18,909 Well, what happened? 890 01:04:19,124 --> 01:04:21,746 Nothing. I just did what you said and the shit hit the fan. 891 01:04:21,835 --> 01:04:24,706 I got expelled, Melissa won't see me 892 01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:28,836 and my mom... my mom O.D.'d because of me! 893 01:04:29,927 --> 01:04:31,207 Your mom what, Tommy? 894 01:04:31,386 --> 01:04:34,221 She took pills because I got expelled. 895 01:04:36,349 --> 01:04:38,010 She's in a coma. 896 01:04:38,185 --> 01:04:40,723 - Well, what about your daddy? - My dad's dead! 897 01:04:40,813 --> 01:04:41,975 And there's this stupid... 898 01:04:46,985 --> 01:04:48,942 Those military people in my home! 899 01:04:52,866 --> 01:04:55,273 And I don't know what to do. 900 01:04:55,493 --> 01:04:57,486 They're... 901 01:04:57,663 --> 01:05:02,289 Lady, there are people I don't know at my house! 902 01:05:07,339 --> 01:05:08,584 Man! 903 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,005 Man, life is hard. 904 01:05:19,893 --> 01:05:21,886 But you a lucky man! 905 01:05:22,104 --> 01:05:23,895 Be free! 906 01:05:24,064 --> 01:05:25,689 What? 907 01:05:27,025 --> 01:05:29,350 - Run! - Where? 908 01:05:29,486 --> 01:05:30,815 Where am I gonna go? 909 01:05:30,988 --> 01:05:32,481 Anywhere! 910 01:05:32,656 --> 01:05:34,363 You a man! 911 01:05:34,532 --> 01:05:36,276 You free! Go! 912 01:05:36,451 --> 01:05:39,203 I want to wait for you. 913 01:05:39,371 --> 01:05:43,748 Lady, I want to see you. 914 01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:54,753 I want to see you! 915 01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:57,722 Boy, you will never see me! 916 01:05:57,890 --> 01:05:59,763 Why? 917 01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:02,091 - You know why I'm in here, boy? - No. 918 01:06:02,269 --> 01:06:03,811 I murdered my husband 919 01:06:03,979 --> 01:06:06,434 in his sleep with my bare hands. 920 01:06:08,066 --> 01:06:10,224 I'm a murderer! 921 01:06:10,402 --> 01:06:11,731 I hate men! 922 01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:14,607 And if they let me out this bitch, I'll kill again! 923 01:06:14,782 --> 01:06:17,699 I mean, if you get in my way, I might even kill you! 924 01:06:19,411 --> 01:06:20,786 I don't care. 925 01:06:22,497 --> 01:06:25,701 Look, I'm not playing with you no more, Tommy. 926 01:06:25,876 --> 01:06:27,074 Run! 927 01:06:27,294 --> 01:06:28,836 Get out of here! Get away from me! 928 01:06:28,921 --> 01:06:31,921 And stop looking up at me like that! I ain't your lady! 929 01:06:32,132 --> 01:06:35,465 I ain't your mama! I can't help you! 930 01:06:35,635 --> 01:06:37,213 I ain't got nothin' for you! 931 01:06:37,387 --> 01:06:39,760 - You wanna know my name, little boy? - Yeah! 932 01:06:41,016 --> 01:06:45,725 My name is Bernadette Odelia Glasser! 933 01:06:45,896 --> 01:06:49,810 And I never want to see you again, Tommy! 934 01:06:52,778 --> 01:06:54,437 Get away from me. Run! 935 01:07:29,314 --> 01:07:31,555 What's that? Who's there? 936 01:07:33,944 --> 01:07:35,189 Jack, is that you? 937 01:07:38,073 --> 01:07:40,610 Oh, Jack, my son. 938 01:07:40,826 --> 01:07:42,201 My beautiful boy. 939 01:07:42,410 --> 01:07:45,910 Why have you stayed away so long? 940 01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:48,577 I, uh... 941 01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:50,161 I was in trouble. 942 01:07:50,335 --> 01:07:51,449 Trouble? 943 01:07:51,628 --> 01:07:52,790 I'm in trouble. 944 01:07:52,921 --> 01:07:55,625 Must you go away again, Jack? 945 01:07:55,798 --> 01:07:57,459 Yeah. 946 01:07:57,634 --> 01:08:00,421 It's not because you don't love me, is it? 947 01:08:00,595 --> 01:08:03,761 I was so afraid you didn't love me. 948 01:08:03,932 --> 01:08:05,307 No. 949 01:08:06,726 --> 01:08:08,683 You love your mama? 950 01:08:08,896 --> 01:08:11,849 Yeah, I love my mama. 951 01:08:13,901 --> 01:08:15,063 Is that my money? 952 01:08:16,403 --> 01:08:18,230 Oh, good. 953 01:08:21,158 --> 01:08:22,486 Take the money. 954 01:08:29,707 --> 01:08:31,451 Good boy. Take the money. 955 01:08:36,631 --> 01:08:38,339 Thank you, Miss... 956 01:08:38,508 --> 01:08:40,216 Mama. 957 01:09:57,504 --> 01:09:59,875 She's not breathing. Get the doctor. 958 01:10:41,923 --> 01:10:45,790 Okay, you've gotta give me the dad-face one last time, 959 01:10:45,968 --> 01:10:47,593 okay, Pappass? 960 01:10:47,762 --> 01:10:48,841 Okay. 961 01:10:49,013 --> 01:10:50,804 Otherwise, keep your mouth shut, okay? 962 01:10:50,973 --> 01:10:52,765 Okay. 963 01:10:54,727 --> 01:10:56,767 How many sleeps will you be away? 964 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,764 How many sleeps till you come back here? 965 01:11:02,819 --> 01:11:04,562 Not too long, Pappass. 966 01:11:09,242 --> 01:11:11,115 Hey, who wrote French Rupture? 967 01:11:11,286 --> 01:11:13,823 I don't know. 968 01:11:15,457 --> 01:11:17,284 - All right. - To Paris. 969 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,884 You're quite young to be paying for your own plane ticket, aren't you? 970 01:11:29,095 --> 01:11:31,716 Oh, this is my dad. 971 01:11:35,935 --> 01:11:38,391 You know, actually, Dad has laryngitis 972 01:11:38,563 --> 01:11:40,271 and he shouldn't be talking at all. 973 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,064 It's not good for his throat. 974 01:11:44,986 --> 01:11:46,397 I'm sorry, sir. 975 01:11:46,571 --> 01:11:48,563 I'm gonna need to see some identification. 976 01:11:51,826 --> 01:11:53,285 Some identification? 977 01:11:53,453 --> 01:11:56,370 Dad, show him your I.D. Dad! 978 01:11:57,874 --> 01:12:00,330 You know, your I.D., Dad? 979 01:12:02,754 --> 01:12:03,702 I can't talk. 980 01:12:03,796 --> 01:12:04,911 Right. 981 01:12:07,258 --> 01:12:11,125 Look, I'm just gonna make a phone call. 982 01:12:11,304 --> 01:12:13,973 What the Sam Hill is going on here? 983 01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:19,348 - Sir? - I'm not gonna be late to work because of you! 984 01:12:19,521 --> 01:12:22,475 I'm sorry, sir, I'm just doing my job. 985 01:12:22,649 --> 01:12:23,763 Me, too. 986 01:12:24,734 --> 01:12:25,730 See this uniform? 987 01:12:25,902 --> 01:12:28,358 St. Andrews School for boys. 988 01:12:28,530 --> 01:12:29,727 Assistantjanitor. 989 01:12:29,822 --> 01:12:32,229 I don't think you're gonna be very happy 990 01:12:32,409 --> 01:12:35,077 if I have to call the Reverend Duncan down here to talk to you. 991 01:12:35,286 --> 01:12:36,531 Who? 992 01:12:36,746 --> 01:12:38,406 Reverend Duncan. 993 01:12:39,832 --> 01:12:42,667 Look, um, I'm a Christian, too. 994 01:12:42,794 --> 01:12:44,252 Good! Now, give the kid his ticket! 995 01:12:49,216 --> 01:12:50,675 Okay, all right. Just, um... 996 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,717 Just give me a minute. 997 01:12:52,887 --> 01:12:53,800 You retard! 998 01:13:19,371 --> 01:13:23,701 I don't want you to take any shit off your dad, okay? 999 01:13:23,835 --> 01:13:26,456 - Okay. - And, um, listen. 1000 01:13:26,629 --> 01:13:29,416 Stop drinking so much soda 'cause you're gonna get fat. 1001 01:13:30,925 --> 01:13:31,838 Yeah. 1002 01:13:32,009 --> 01:13:33,670 And... 1003 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:38,720 if you have a problem at school, you can talk to Duncan. 1004 01:13:38,891 --> 01:13:41,429 'Cause he's not a total jackass. 1005 01:13:41,644 --> 01:13:43,221 And listen, if Simone... 1006 01:13:43,395 --> 01:13:45,435 Do good things, Tommy. 1007 01:13:53,447 --> 01:13:56,282 Promise me... 1008 01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:58,858 you do good things. 1009 01:13:59,036 --> 01:14:01,528 I promise. 1010 01:14:15,637 --> 01:14:16,751 Thomas. 1011 01:15:00,306 --> 01:15:02,179 I told my wife everything that night. 1012 01:15:02,349 --> 01:15:03,594 How, when I came to Paris, 1013 01:15:03,768 --> 01:15:06,603 I slept on the streets for a while until I got a job 1014 01:15:06,771 --> 01:15:09,557 drawing for the fashion magazines and could support myself... 1015 01:15:09,732 --> 01:15:11,725 that I pretty much erased my past 1016 01:15:11,818 --> 01:15:12,683 and kept to myself 1017 01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:15,695 until I met her 1018 01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:18,531 and wanted to start my own family. 1019 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:30,668 I was in the habit of never telling anybody anything about my past. 1020 01:15:30,753 --> 01:15:32,626 But when I was falling in love with you, 1021 01:15:32,797 --> 01:15:34,338 every morning I'd wake up and think, 1022 01:15:34,506 --> 01:15:35,787 "Today's the day I'm gonna tell her," 1023 01:15:35,967 --> 01:15:37,341 and every morning I'd say nothing. 1024 01:15:37,468 --> 01:15:39,959 Eventually, just too much time passed and l... 1025 01:15:40,137 --> 01:15:42,842 I felt that if I told you now, 1026 01:15:43,015 --> 01:15:44,260 you'd get scared and disgusted 1027 01:15:44,433 --> 01:15:46,722 that I could lie so well, so long, and you'd leave me. 1028 01:15:46,894 --> 01:15:50,179 And you didn't tell me and I did leave you anyway. 1029 01:15:52,316 --> 01:15:56,230 Well, that's what we in America like to call irony. 1030 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,371 I talked all night, 1031 01:16:11,543 --> 01:16:13,666 probably more than I'd talked to her in a year. 1032 01:16:13,838 --> 01:16:15,664 And when the sun came up, 1033 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,002 it was my turn to listen. 1034 01:16:17,174 --> 01:16:22,299 I always knew you have an emptiness in your heart. 1035 01:16:22,429 --> 01:16:25,430 And I was a little afraid for Odell and me that maybe you're cold. 1036 01:16:25,599 --> 01:16:28,386 Well, that's why I'm telling you this. 1037 01:16:28,602 --> 01:16:30,180 So you know me. 1038 01:16:30,396 --> 01:16:32,305 These are just words. 1039 01:16:33,775 --> 01:16:35,398 You need to start over. 1040 01:16:35,609 --> 01:16:38,895 To New York, you go. 1041 01:16:41,657 --> 01:16:43,484 I can'tjust start over. 1042 01:16:43,659 --> 01:16:46,150 And yet you want us to start over? 1043 01:16:48,998 --> 01:16:51,784 You need to go back, Tom. To move ahead. 1044 01:16:54,295 --> 01:16:56,334 I'm scared to go back to New York. 1045 01:16:58,590 --> 01:17:02,920 A man is a man only when he can be himself wherever he is. 1046 01:17:05,139 --> 01:17:07,215 I want this man. 1047 01:17:08,767 --> 01:17:11,519 Odell needs this man. 1048 01:17:11,687 --> 01:17:15,435 Otherwise, this is just a bedtime story. 1049 01:18:28,097 --> 01:18:29,923 I'm not gonna recognize her 1050 01:18:30,099 --> 01:18:31,723 from any of these mug shots, 1051 01:18:31,892 --> 01:18:34,051 'cause I never really got a good look at her face. 1052 01:18:34,228 --> 01:18:37,229 I know she was black. At least her hand was black. 1053 01:18:37,398 --> 01:18:40,185 I do know she was in prison for murdering her husband. 1054 01:18:40,359 --> 01:18:42,316 No, no, that's not possible. 1055 01:18:42,528 --> 01:18:44,769 How do you mean? 1056 01:18:44,863 --> 01:18:46,772 Well, the women's house of detention 1057 01:18:46,948 --> 01:18:48,407 was not maximum security. 1058 01:18:48,575 --> 01:18:51,149 A murderer would never have been held there. 1059 01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:52,703 She told me she murdered her husband. 1060 01:18:52,788 --> 01:18:54,780 Why would she lie? 1061 01:18:59,503 --> 01:19:00,783 To make me run. 1062 01:19:02,548 --> 01:19:04,339 To make me run away. 1063 01:19:34,413 --> 01:19:36,240 Bernadette? 1064 01:19:38,459 --> 01:19:40,617 Bernadette Odelia, my name is Tom Warshaw. 1065 01:19:40,794 --> 01:19:42,703 Can I come in? 1066 01:19:45,132 --> 01:19:47,088 It's Tommy, Bernadette. I think we may have spoken 1067 01:19:47,259 --> 01:19:48,801 many years ago when I was a kid 1068 01:19:49,010 --> 01:19:51,584 and you were in the women's house of detention. 1069 01:19:51,805 --> 01:19:53,347 Maybe you don't remember. 1070 01:19:57,769 --> 01:20:00,391 I just wanted you to know that I'm alive and l... 1071 01:20:02,149 --> 01:20:04,818 I made it to Paris. I have a wife and a son. 1072 01:20:10,991 --> 01:20:12,734 My son's name is Odell. 1073 01:20:15,871 --> 01:20:17,698 Odell for Odelia. 1074 01:20:37,976 --> 01:20:40,977 I'm gonna leave a little present out here for ya. 1075 01:20:42,689 --> 01:20:44,729 Sorry, it's still not your dime bag. 1076 01:20:48,570 --> 01:20:49,685 Tommy! 1077 01:20:52,616 --> 01:20:54,074 Lady! 1078 01:20:59,623 --> 01:21:00,998 You have a beautiful face. 1079 01:21:05,879 --> 01:21:07,955 Tommy, we did what we had to do, 1080 01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:10,290 didn't we? 1081 01:21:11,635 --> 01:21:13,129 It's all right. 1082 01:21:13,262 --> 01:21:15,135 She understands. 1083 01:21:15,306 --> 01:21:19,089 Your poor mama. 1084 01:21:19,267 --> 01:21:23,312 She understands a boy have to go away before he come back. 1085 01:21:28,151 --> 01:21:31,816 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1086 01:21:41,748 --> 01:21:42,993 Run, Tommy. 1087 01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:47,460 I don't have to run anymore. Lady, I can walk now. 1088 01:21:47,629 --> 01:21:50,666 I know you can walk. 1089 01:21:50,841 --> 01:21:52,798 And I know you can dance. 1090 01:21:52,968 --> 01:21:54,960 But I'm saying, 1091 01:21:55,136 --> 01:21:58,671 this is a bad neighborhood for a Ione white boy. 1092 01:21:58,849 --> 01:22:00,011 Now, run. 1093 01:22:02,227 --> 01:22:04,718 Run! Run! 1094 01:22:08,817 --> 01:22:09,730 Run, Tommy! 1095 01:23:42,911 --> 01:23:44,452 Hey. 1096 01:24:08,854 --> 01:24:10,681 Sweet wheels. 1097 01:24:10,772 --> 01:24:12,183 Check it out. 1098 01:24:14,025 --> 01:24:18,568 - You live in the neighborhood? - Yeah. Born and raised. 1099 01:24:18,697 --> 01:24:20,191 Maybe you can help me then. 1100 01:24:20,406 --> 01:24:21,652 I've been trying to figure something out. 1101 01:24:21,825 --> 01:24:24,945 I've forgotten who wrote this famous book I once read. 1102 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:26,993 Uh, French Rupture. 1103 01:24:29,875 --> 01:24:31,249 Remember who wrote that? 1104 01:24:31,376 --> 01:24:33,451 Is that Ivanna Kutcharakov? 1105 01:24:33,629 --> 01:24:37,673 No. Ivanna Kutcharakov wrote Russian Rupture. 1106 01:24:37,841 --> 01:24:40,082 Obviously, I. Kutchyarokov's a Russian name. 1107 01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:41,802 Oh, all right. 1108 01:24:41,970 --> 01:24:45,338 French Rupture was written by Jacques Tootight. 1109 01:24:45,515 --> 01:24:46,844 Oh, that's a French name. 1110 01:24:46,975 --> 01:24:48,469 - Obviously. - That makes sense. 1111 01:24:48,643 --> 01:24:51,810 Sweet ride. That's beautiful. 1112 01:24:51,897 --> 01:24:54,352 What about Chinese Rupture, you remember who wrote that? 1113 01:24:54,565 --> 01:24:56,439 One Hung Lo. 1114 01:24:56,609 --> 01:24:59,147 - That's a Chinese name. - Yeah. 1115 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,898 - Makes sense. - Yeah. 1116 01:25:01,072 --> 01:25:03,610 What about Open Kimono? You remember that? 1117 01:25:03,784 --> 01:25:06,738 Open Kimono? Who wrote that? 1118 01:25:06,828 --> 01:25:08,702 Do I look like a library to you? 1119 01:25:12,292 --> 01:25:13,751 No, I was just... 1120 01:25:13,919 --> 01:25:15,412 Get out of here. 1121 01:25:15,586 --> 01:25:16,832 I was just trying to... 1122 01:25:17,005 --> 01:25:18,415 Come on, buddy. Get a life. 1123 01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:29,132 Tommy! 1124 01:25:29,309 --> 01:25:30,683 Psyche. 1125 01:26:14,813 --> 01:26:16,058 I saved your Bible. 1126 01:26:22,112 --> 01:26:24,732 All the little floating balls, I saved them. 1127 01:26:24,906 --> 01:26:26,982 I call it your baseball bible. 1128 01:26:27,158 --> 01:26:28,818 I saved it for you. 1129 01:26:34,624 --> 01:26:35,953 You drew that. 1130 01:26:39,963 --> 01:26:42,169 - You forgive me, Pappass? - Yeah. 1131 01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:43,715 For what? 1132 01:26:46,887 --> 01:26:49,673 - Look at you, Tom-ass. - What? 1133 01:26:49,764 --> 01:26:50,759 Look at you. 1134 01:26:50,932 --> 01:26:52,390 Look at me what, Papp-ass? 1135 01:26:52,558 --> 01:26:54,716 You have the dad-face now. 1136 01:27:08,074 --> 01:27:11,692 My dad died... a lot of sleeps ago. 1137 01:27:11,869 --> 01:27:13,696 Cancer ate him, just like your dad. 1138 01:27:13,788 --> 01:27:16,326 Cancer is the crab on the horoscope. 1139 01:27:16,499 --> 01:27:18,705 Crab dinner, $6.95, all you can eat. 1140 01:27:18,876 --> 01:27:20,371 Sorry, Pappass. 1141 01:27:20,545 --> 01:27:23,499 It's okay, 'cause the crab ate all the hard parts first, 1142 01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:25,084 the mean parts. 1143 01:27:25,258 --> 01:27:27,927 The parts that hate me being retarded. 1144 01:27:28,053 --> 01:27:30,839 Just before he died when he was only mostly dead, 1145 01:27:30,972 --> 01:27:32,632 he was so nice. 1146 01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:37,682 'Cause only the soft parts were left. 1147 01:27:37,770 --> 01:27:39,679 He was the nicest guy in the world. 1148 01:27:39,897 --> 01:27:41,771 He hugged me, and he told me over and over, 1149 01:27:41,941 --> 01:27:44,776 he loved me, he loved me, he loved me. 1150 01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:47,937 Pappass. 1151 01:27:48,114 --> 01:27:49,691 I hate seafood. 1152 01:27:51,909 --> 01:27:54,994 You know, Tommy, sometimes I think the crab ate me 1153 01:27:55,163 --> 01:27:57,239 while I was still in my mom's belly. 1154 01:27:57,415 --> 01:27:59,870 I think it ate all my smart parts. 1155 01:28:00,043 --> 01:28:01,869 Do you think that's what happened, Tommy? 1156 01:28:02,045 --> 01:28:03,669 - No. - No? 1157 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:07,915 I think you got plenty of smart parts, Pappass. 1158 01:28:08,051 --> 01:28:10,376 Yeah. 1159 01:28:13,389 --> 01:28:18,265 Chinese takeout, ESPN, some nice cold orange soda. 1160 01:28:19,729 --> 01:28:22,185 I could get used to a koosh joint like this. 1161 01:28:24,775 --> 01:28:26,400 That's more numbers than I've ever dialed. 1162 01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:29,107 Who are you calling, a girl? 1163 01:28:30,198 --> 01:28:31,941 Tommy's got a girlfriend! 1164 01:28:33,118 --> 01:28:35,442 Not a girl, Pappass, it's a lady. 1165 01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,900 A lady. 1166 01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:39,653 Ooh, a lady 1167 01:28:41,792 --> 01:28:42,823 Lady! 1168 01:28:47,132 --> 01:28:48,211 Loser. 1169 01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:51,883 A lady. 1170 01:28:54,054 --> 01:28:57,886 Hey. This is your American phone pal. 1171 01:29:21,707 --> 01:29:23,118 Hey, Dad! 1172 01:29:23,334 --> 01:29:24,745 Hello? 1173 01:29:28,673 --> 01:29:29,704 Remember me? 1174 01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:31,423 - Hold on, partner. - Hey! 1175 01:29:34,094 --> 01:29:35,886 Hey! 1176 01:29:36,055 --> 01:29:38,344 Where's Odell? Why didn't you bring him? 1177 01:29:38,516 --> 01:29:40,057 I much like the service at this hotel. 1178 01:29:40,226 --> 01:29:41,720 - Over here! - There's Odell! 1179 01:29:43,729 --> 01:29:44,725 Very funny, Dad. 1180 01:30:01,664 --> 01:30:03,703 Pappass! Slow down. I got a passenger! 1181 01:30:03,874 --> 01:30:05,250 Where are you taking us? 1182 01:30:05,418 --> 01:30:08,751 That's for me to know and you to find out! 1183 01:30:14,427 --> 01:30:16,004 Almost there! 1184 01:30:21,892 --> 01:30:23,137 Okay. 1185 01:30:28,941 --> 01:30:31,432 Well, Pappass, where are we? If that's, uh... 1186 01:30:31,652 --> 01:30:33,775 That's Jefferson Market, there. Then... 1187 01:30:35,281 --> 01:30:37,107 Women's House of D. 1188 01:30:41,496 --> 01:30:42,444 What is it, Daddy? 1189 01:30:42,622 --> 01:30:45,194 There used to be a prison here, Odell. 1190 01:30:45,375 --> 01:30:49,206 Yes. There used to be a courthouse and a prison. 1191 01:30:49,379 --> 01:30:51,038 And now, there's a library 1192 01:30:51,213 --> 01:30:53,704 and a beautiful garden. 1193 01:30:53,883 --> 01:30:55,710 Places change like people change, 1194 01:30:55,885 --> 01:30:56,833 you know, like... 1195 01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:59,045 when you start to grow hair, Odell, down... 1196 01:30:59,263 --> 01:31:01,054 you know what I'm talking about, right? 1197 01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,848 Yeah, for example, 1198 01:31:03,017 --> 01:31:05,473 I'm not retarded anymore. 1199 01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:06,640 - Oh, really? - Really. 1200 01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:07,808 When did that happen? 1201 01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:09,972 Oh, 1984. 1202 01:31:10,149 --> 01:31:11,976 Sometime in the spring. 1203 01:31:12,151 --> 01:31:15,401 I went from retard, to mentally handicapped. 1204 01:31:15,571 --> 01:31:18,489 And then, in 1987, '88, 1205 01:31:18,658 --> 01:31:22,192 I went from handicapped to challenged. 1206 01:31:22,370 --> 01:31:23,449 I changed again. 1207 01:31:23,621 --> 01:31:25,660 I'm probably changing right now, you know? 1208 01:31:25,831 --> 01:31:27,705 Who knows what I'll be next? 1209 01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:30,449 See? There's hope for you, Dad. 1210 01:31:30,670 --> 01:31:32,627 Oh? There's hope for me? 1211 01:31:32,838 --> 01:31:35,163 Your dad loved change more than anyone. 1212 01:31:35,383 --> 01:31:36,841 We had a bike riding job together, 1213 01:31:37,051 --> 01:31:38,960 and we saved up all that change. 1214 01:31:39,136 --> 01:31:41,674 And I took the change, and I threw it in the river. 1215 01:31:41,806 --> 01:31:43,763 And I made a wish that there was no change, 1216 01:31:43,933 --> 01:31:48,060 but the change made everything change. 1217 01:31:48,228 --> 01:31:50,601 And this is the place where we buried our change. 1218 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:03,278 "Boner." 1219 01:32:05,037 --> 01:32:07,872 Two days in America and your accent is horrible. 1220 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:11,456 Not "boner." Bonheur. 1221 01:32:11,627 --> 01:32:12,872 Bone-er. 1222 01:32:13,003 --> 01:32:14,498 - Bonheur. - Boner. 1223 01:32:14,672 --> 01:32:16,082 Bonheurl 1224 01:32:16,256 --> 01:32:18,414 - Boner. - Boner, yeah. 1225 01:32:18,593 --> 01:32:19,790 Yeah, boner. 1226 01:32:19,927 --> 01:32:21,385 You talk funny. Where are you from? 1227 01:32:21,554 --> 01:32:22,929 They're from Paris. 1228 01:32:33,774 --> 01:32:34,889 Happy birthday, Odell. 1229 01:32:37,737 --> 01:32:40,309 So, this is how you and Pappass used to ride around? 1230 01:32:40,531 --> 01:32:42,108 Uh, sort of. 1231 01:32:42,282 --> 01:32:44,655 Not exactly. 1232 01:32:44,744 --> 01:32:47,828 Not at all. I was the one doing all the pedaling. 86833