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- You had a one-night stand?- I know.
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I've never done anythinglike that before.
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You know those girlsthat are, like, confident?
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- Yeah, I hate them.- Me too.
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- I just pretendedto be one of them.
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Okay, I walked right up to himand decided to be that bitch!
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- I don't know.
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I still think sex is better
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when it'swith someone you love,
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and it's an expressionof your commitment.
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- Ow, damn it!- That is so boring, Kimberly.
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I'm with you, Whitney.Sex is better with strangers.
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- End of story.- That is not what I said.
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- What?- First of all, good morning.
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And second of all,where were you last night?
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- Oh, my God, she hada one-night stand too!
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Fuck, I'm so lame.
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You ditched us last night,
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and you ignored 20 textsfrom Kimberly.
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- And I'm ona limited data plan.
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- They still have those?- Uh, yeah. They do.
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And so, now if someonetexts me, what do I do?
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I have to respondwith an email
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or just hopethat I run into them.
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- Okay, look, I know thatwe are all roommates,
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but that does not meanthat I have to tell you
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where I'm goingand what I'm doing.
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Okay, we literally met,like, three days ago.
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I don't even rememberyour last names.
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- Well, my last name,it's Finkle--Kimberly Finkle.
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And last night,Kimberly Finkle was worried
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that Leighton Murraygot human-trafficked.
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- Okay, Kim.- What? It happens.
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- They snatch girls.- Okay.
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Okay. You're right.I get it.
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I understand that as a pretty,blonde woman, I am a target.
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- How did this becomea compliment to you?
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- From now on, I will tell youwhen I am not coming home
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but no more detailsbeyond that, okay?
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No, I will not agree to that.
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I came to college to hearabout my roommates' sexploits,
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so sit down and tell uswho was inside you!
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- Ugh!- Bela.
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No!
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- Why am I the only funone around here?
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- I'm so excited that classesare finally starting.
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- Oh, God, you were, like,valedictorian or some shit.
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- Weren't you?- I was.
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And the salutatorian's GPAwasn't even close.
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- What classes are you taking?- I literally don't even know.
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I just signed up for anythingthat started with "intro."
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Oh, I'm over there.I'll catch you later, okay?
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- Bye!- Bye!
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- Oh, hi!Leighton's brother, Nico!
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Hey.
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- Morning.- Morning. Happy FDOC.
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- Huh?- First day of classes.
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Oh, right.
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- So how was the restof your night?
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- It got kind of nuts.- Nice!
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- Yeah, I drank way too muchand woke up somewhere
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I definitelyshouldn't have been.
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- You know how it goes.- Yeah, for sure.
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I'm always doing that.I never wake up in my own bed.
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Oh, shit,
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are you taking FrenchRevolution and Romanticism?
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- I am! Are you?- No, I did last year.
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- Oh.- That class is legit, though.
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You must really like French.
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- I do.It's kind of my best subject.
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In high school, I wona certificate that was signed
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by the lieutenant governorof Arizona, no big deal.
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All right.
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- Well, I'd better go.- Okay.
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Hey, Happy FDOC.
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You remembered!
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- Hello?
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Okay, I'm hanging up.
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- My daughter,she goes to Essex!
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- Okay, bye.- No, no, no.
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Don't hang up.Don't hang up.
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How are ya?Are you loving it, or what?
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- Yeah. I don't know.It's fine.
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What do you mean "fine"?
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Honey, it's the first weekof college.
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It's, like, probably the bestseven days of your whole life!
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What are you talking about?
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Did you make upwith Esme and Francesca yet?
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- What? No, no, I don't eventhink about them anymore.
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They can live their lives,and I can live mine.
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- Well, that's great, honey.I'm glad.
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What else? Have you--have youmet any cute boys, or what?
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- Yeah, a few.I'm actually already pregnant,
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and I have no ideawho the father is.
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Honey, no, no, no.
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What did we sayabout that joke?
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It is a joke, right?
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- Look, I got to go,but I love you, okay?
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Okay. I love you too.
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But seriously,you were joking, right?
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Seriously,please don't get pregnant!
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- Yeah! Aw.- I love it so much.
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Esme, Esme's roommate.
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- Leighton, wait.How have you been?
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Francesca and Iwere worried about you.
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I have been amazing.
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Actually, my new roommatesare phenomenal.
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We all get along so well.
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- Um, would you liketo sit with us?
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- Oh, that's so sweet,but actually,
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a bunch of new friends I madeare saving me a seat.
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Hi! Hey.
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Yeah, they're so cute,but thank you.
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- Well, I am happyyou're doing well.
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- Same.Same to you.
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I'll see you bothat graduation?
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If you make it!
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Welcome to Math 350.
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We're going to start today offwith a quick assessment test.
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Yay.
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- All right. Nice pass.Switch it.
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Jena to Whitney.Come on. Get clear.
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Nice!
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Hey!
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- That's you, Jena!That's you!
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- Go, go, go, go, go!- Over here!
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Here, here!
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Oh! Motherfucker!
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Sorry. My bad.
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- What the hellkind of a shot was that?
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I was open.
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You have a fucking wife?!
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- Okay, I swear.I was going to tell you.
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- When, Dalton? When?When we were fucking
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on your sofa, or whenwe were fucking in your car?
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- It's complicated.Michelle and I have been
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- having problems, and so--- Oh, you have?
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Oh, my God.Is one of you cheating?
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- I'm trying to be honestwith you right now!
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- Oh, you want honesty?Okay, you're a fucking creep.
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I'm a fucking catch.Never speak to me again.
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Whitney, please stop.
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Michelle and I haven'tslept together in months.
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We're barelymarried anymore, okay?
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I think what you and I haveis real.
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Please don't throw it awaybecause I haven't found
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the right timeto end things with her.
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- Do whatever you want.You and I are done.
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- Will you just not--- And this better not
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- affect my playing time!- Okay, okay.
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Fuck.
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Bonjour.
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- Bonjour.- Bonjour.
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Kimberly.
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- I think this classis too advanced for you.
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I suggest that you drop it.
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- What? But Frenchis my best subject.
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I--I knowI didn't do great today,
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but I can catch up.I'm--I'm sure of it.
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- Well, ultimatelythe decision is yours,
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but I promiseI am suggesting this
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because it is best for you.
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You are not ready.
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- Welcome to theto the Catullan.
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You eight should beproud of yourselves
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for making itthrough the first cut.
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- You're officially funny.- Or at least marginally
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funnier than the unfunny peoplewho we've already cut.
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- Hi, Bela Malhotra.I've been working on this piece
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where Billie Eilish rapsa warranty page
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of a printer manual.It goes like this.
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- Well, I--I'm sorry.
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Were our unspoken rulesnot clear enough here?
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New members aren't allowedto pitch yet.
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For the next six weeks,
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you'll be interningas our support staff.
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- If I want Bark Thinsand a mocha,
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you will get me Bark Thinsand a mocha.
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And don't be cuteand try to write
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a funny name on my cup.You will be cut.
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- Uh, I'm confused.Are we not writers?
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- Not yet. Those of youwho are still around in October
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will submit your final piecesfor consideration.
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- But, for now,let's celebrate your small,
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recent accomplishment and thelong, unrelenting road ahead
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with a little bit of snacksand chitchat.
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- Hey, uh, Evangeline,can I talk to you for a moment?
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- Sure. I'll catch upwith you guys later.
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- Yeah.- Don't worry about it.
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- Hey. I know you and I gotoff on the wrong foot, and I--
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I don't want thingsto be weird between us.
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I sent you an email,apologizing.
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- Did you get it?- I did.
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I thought I wrote you back.
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Oh, maybe it got stuckin my outbox.
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It happens.
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Ah, yep.It did.
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Okay.
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- Here.Just sent it!
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Did you get it?
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- I--I did.- Great.
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- Hey, so what didyou guys think
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of your first dayof classes?
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Like, was it easierthan you expected,
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or harder,or, like, way harder?
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- Easier.- Easy.
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Easier, not harder?
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- both: Easier.- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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I thought this placewas supposed to be hard,
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but my public school educationdefinitely prepared me for it,
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definitely.
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Like, I'm gonna godo my homework,
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and I'll probably be done in,like, four seconds.
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But, you know, you'vejust got to laugh, right?
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Like, it's just--it's funny.
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- Was that weird?- Hmm?
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Oh, I wasn't really listening.
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- Uh, Miss Murray,can I talk to you
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about yesterday'sassessment test?
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- Before you say anything,you should know
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that my father did payfor this building.
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Okay. Uh, noted.
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What I was going to sayis that you got
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the highest scorein the class.
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Wait, really?
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- I did the best?- Yeah.
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- Wow. I mean, I would havethought everyone did well.
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It was so stupid and easy.
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- Mm, okay. Well,that's kind of insulting.
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Regardless, you need to bein a much higher-level class.
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Also, I want to increasethe number of women
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in my seminar.
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To one. So would youconsider moving up?
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- Sure.On one condition.
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- Based on yesterday'splacement test,
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one extraordinary studenthas been selected
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to join my advanced section,
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and that studentis Leighton Murray.
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She is a charmingand dynamic young woman
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who seems like a wonderfulfriend who you'd hate to lose.
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Now we know that
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she is objectivelythe smartest person here.
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Congrats, Leighton.
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Hashtag,on to bigger and better things.
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- Hey, Jena.I love those toe shoes.
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Hey, Willow.
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- Damn, that look she gave youwas true hatred.
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I would have cried.
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- What are you up to tonight?- Nothing.
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I'm doing nothingin my apartment, by myself.
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- Willow, why are youbeing weird?
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I am not being weird.
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- You're totally being weird.What's going on?
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- I'm going to Jena's housewith the rest of the team.
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- Are you serious?She invited everyone but me?
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- No, no.She did not!
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She also didn'tinvite Brittany.
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- Who's Brittany?- She's studying abroad.
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Ah, don't worry!
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I'll go tonightand talk up how chill you are.
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I'll fix this!
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- Okay.- Okay.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I don't know, man.
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I just thought college would be
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a lot more fun and crazythan it's been so far.
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- Yeah.- I've been here six days.
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I've made multiple enemies,
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and I've hadzero three-way kisses.
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- What are you talking about?I mean, two weeks ago,
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I was in Ohio, and tonightI'm going to a naked party.
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Not many of those in Akron.
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- I'm sorry, what?- Oh, Akron is a city in Ohio.
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- Bitch, you know that's notthe detail that I want!
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- Oh, my God, Travis.It's looking so good!
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- Yeah.- What is going on in here?
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- It smells awful.- Ugh!
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- Yeah, Travisis contouring my body.
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He's using makeup to subtlyenhance my banging bod.
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- It's impressive, right?- Yeah.
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Nobody has that many abs.
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- Yeah, those linesare way too dark.
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All right?You look like xylophone.
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- Uh, check yourself.These are
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professional-grade tools thatI bought gently used on eBay.
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- Yeah, but why are youdoing this?
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- Because I'm goingto a naked party!
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- Huh?- To a what?
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- So you're going to an orgy?- No, no, no. It's not an orgy!
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It's a normal party,except with naked people.
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And I'm not going to it.We're going to it.
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Travis, could you moveto my back
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while I address my roommates?
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I have come upwith undeniable reasons
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why each of you should join meand party nude.
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- Leighton, you're first.- You are not
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going to convince me to go!I'm going to head out.
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- Where are you going?- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I forget to mentionwhere I was going?
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Right, I didn't, becauseit's none of your business.
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Bye.
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Savage.
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- Whitney Chase.- Yeah, I can't make it.
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- Why is everyone opposedto this party?
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- Because it sounds weird,Bela!
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- Fine.Kimberly, it's just us two.
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- Mm-hmm.- Men have objectified
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women's bodies for tens,if not hundreds of years.
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- Bela, I'm sorry.I can't make time for this.
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- Why can't youmake time for this?
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- I just can't.- Wha--what--
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- Why is there a tan ass-printon our couch?
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- What you should be asking is,why aren't there four?
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What?
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Ugh.
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- God, you're so much hotterthan your profile.
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It's like a reverse catfish.
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Thanks.
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- I'm--I'm so sorry.
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Does this car seat come out?
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It's really digginginto my boob.
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- Oh, it's, like,a whole thing
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- to remove it, you know--- It's fine.
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Let's just--
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Hey, do you go to Essex?
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- How--how did you know that?
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Uh, your keychain?
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What's wrong?
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- Are you not out?- No, I'm--
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I'm sorry. How is thatany of your business?
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- I didn't mean anything by it.I'm just surprised.
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In fact, kids your age came outwhen they're,
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like, six years old.Isn't it cool to be gay now?
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Oh, my God.
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- Did I upset you?- Uh, no.
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No, it's just you have no ideawhat you are talking about.
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- When did you come out?- In high school.
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- So for someone like you,I'm sure coming out
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probably made youmore interesting,
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but, for me,I was popular,
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so I actuallyhave something to lose.
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- It's hard to find the courageto come out, but it's worth it.
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Maybe for you.
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I don't want being gayto be my identity.
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I like my identity.I don't want to be
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the gay Kappa girlor the lesbian cousin.
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I don't--I don't wantto be other, okay?
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- I just want to be me.- Mm.
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- By hiding who you are?- No, I'm--
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I came here to hook up,not to be lectured
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by some suburban momin a bad cardigan.
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- Uh, excuse you.I'm just trying to help.
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- Hello, Kimberly.- I bought this tea at a store.
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- I don't have a hot plate.- It's okay.
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I was just doingmy Friday night sweep,
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looking for opioids.
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I didn't expect anyoneto be here.
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- Oh, I'm taking advantageof the quiet to study.
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- On a Friday night?You should be out with friends.
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- Uh, it's okay.I'll go out another night.
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- Kimberly,the first week of school
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is when peoplefind their friends.
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My first weekend, I skipped theSwedish mid-September party.
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That was when they foundthe inside joke
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they would be utilizingfor the next four years,
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and I still don't knowwho Radish Face is.
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I fear it may be me.
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- Well, I can't be the only onestaying in today.
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- Believe you are.Well, if you get lonely
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or have dark thoughts,
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come overand we can play a board game.
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It is my job to be availablefor...people like you.
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- Wait for me!I'm coming!
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I deserve to have some fun.
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- Whoo! Yes, let's go!- Yes!
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Yo, we're gonna seeeach other's tits tonight.
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Yes! Remember?
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What's up, bitches?
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What are you doing here?
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- I realized I'm notjust gonna sit at home
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because one girl doesn'twant me here for no reason.
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- There is a reason:she doesn't like you.
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- Well, she is definitely gonnalike me after I give her this.
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- A basket of lavender soapsand hand creams?
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She's the co-captain ofthe team, not your great-aunt.
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- This is nice!It has bath crystals in it.
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- Mm-mm.- Whatever, okay?
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I'm gonna go find Jena,make her my best friend,
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- and replace you.- I'm your best friend?
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You've known me for,like, four weeks.
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Tragic.
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- I said I was sorry.I don't make the schedule!
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- It's like I don't evenhave a girlfriend.
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- I'm done.- Stop. Don't do this, Jason!
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What the fuck?Why are you in my room?!
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I brought you some soaps.
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So how does this work?
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Do we just take our clothes offand go inside?
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I guess.
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- This just got so real,so quick.
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I don't think I can do this.
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00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,569
- Fuck it.I'm going in!
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00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,103
Oh, my God, Jocelyn.
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00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,006
You have, like,perfect Keira Knightley boobs.
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00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:11,076
Well, I'll see you inside?
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Whew.
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00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,686
Well...
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00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,789
- Same time?- Same time.
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00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,469
- Okay.- Okay.
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00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,904
- Let's go!- Let's go!
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00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,411
- No, he went down the way!- He went down the whole way.
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- Holy--- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Guys, stop.Hey, Leighton.
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- Oh, hey.- What's up?
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00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,319
- Are you, like, alone?- Yeah.
416
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,422
- But it's a Friday night.- Yeah, I know it's Friday.
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00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,157
Maybe I'm goingsomewhere really fun.
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- Are you?- No.
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00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,129
- Look, Leight,just because those girls
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00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,099
don't want to live with youdoesn't make you a loser.
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00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,434
- Yo, what they didwas not cool.
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00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,137
- You told them?- Well, yeah. Of course I did.
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I mean, that wasreally fucked up.
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00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:18,010
- Yeah, for what it's worth,we all felt so bad for you.
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00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,312
- Okay.Well, this was horrible,
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00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,648
and I am, uh,I'm going to go drink
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until I forget thisconversation ever happened.
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Leighton, Leighton.
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You're gonna make friends soon.I know it.
430
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,255
- Everything you're sayingis making it worse. Thank you.
431
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,457
- Damn, she must bereally hurting.
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00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,293
Want to gothrow knives at trees?
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- Yep.- Let's fucking go.
434
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- Let's go!- Yahoo!
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- Okay, I don't thinkyou realize it,
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00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,942
but you're aggressivelycupping your breasts in shame.
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00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,879
- Yes. You're right.I am doing that.
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I'm fixing it now.Here we go.
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Ah!
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I'm proud of you.
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00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,388
- Ready to mingle?- Yeah.
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00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,524
Which group of buttslooks more approachable:
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the right or the left?
444
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,061
The right butts look kinder,
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00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,629
but I don't knowwhat I'm basing that on.
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00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,731
- Yeah, no, I agree.Right butts, for sure.
447
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,633
- Uh-huh.- Let's go.
448
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,136
Hey, Emma is on the lit mag?
449
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Hello, everybody!
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- So embarrassing that we allwore the same outfit, right?
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- Is thisyour first naked party?
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00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,913
- No.Why would you say that?
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- Because you looked down ateveryone's junk multiple times.
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- Naked parties are aboutbeing comfortable in your skin,
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not objectifyingand catching a peek.
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- Oh, no doubt. No doubt.I know that.
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I just looked down again,didn't I?
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- Yeah.- Mm-hmm.
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- So we're not evensupposed to look?
460
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What is this, a naked partyunder Taliban rule?
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- Why are you two hanging outalone like a bunch of creeps?
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00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,171
People think you're cops.
463
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,906
- Maybe we should just go.
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I thought this would be theamazing, unforgettable party
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I've been waiting for, butthat's obviously not the case.
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No, we are gonna stay,
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00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,683
and we are gonnamake the most of it together.
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00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,119
Jocelyn, you seemso comfortable.
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How can we be more like you?
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- I pregamed a lot,so I'm crazy drunk.
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- Okay.
472
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,460
Here we go. Oh.
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- Okay. Well, there'sa gift receipt in the basket.
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You have 14 days.
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00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,148
Are you okay?
476
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,049
- My fucking boyfriendjust broke up with me.
477
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,284
Okay.
478
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,286
- He can't handleour soccer schedule.
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He says I'm never around,like my life should revolve
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around hanging outin his frat basement
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while he and his friendsflick each other in the nuts.
482
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,294
Sounds like a real winner.
483
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,730
- You don't fucking know him.His dog just died.
484
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I should not have said that.
485
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,569
- It's okay.He does suck.
486
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It's just, not like guysare lining up for me, so--
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00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,275
- Jena, what?You're so pretty.
488
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:04,976
- Oh, fuck you.- You are!
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00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,311
You're tall,you're ripped,
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00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,480
and you're, like,so good at soccer.
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00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,482
That's why it kills methat you don't like me.
492
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,851
So, look, if this guydoesn't get that, fuck him.
493
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,022
Move on. There'splenty of guys out there.
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Thanks.
495
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,359
So are we good now?
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00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,595
'Cause I'd love itif you stopped kicking the shit
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out of me on the field.
498
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,866
Yeah, we're good.
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00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,534
But you're wrongabout one thing:
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There aren't many guys our age
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00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,671
who can handlebeing with girls like us,
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00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,207
so good luck finding one.
503
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,113
- I mean, come on.It's a naked party!
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00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,548
Everybody looks at everybody.
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00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,984
You just can't looklike you're looking.
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00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,187
Like, right now, I just glancedat your boobs three times.
507
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,289
- No, you did not!You were looking at my eyes.
508
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:54,559
- I micro-glanced.The left one is bigger.
509
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,796
- Holy hell, she's right.Your left one is bigger.
510
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:01,900
- Hey, do any of you knowwhere a girl named Sarah is?
511
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,568
- No.- Sorry.
512
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,670
I don't.
513
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,706
- Did you see that?- Wow!
514
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:08,974
- Micro-glance!
515
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,377
I'm gonna get a drink.
516
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,918
What the hell?!
517
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,421
- Ugh, of course it's you.- You know what? No.
518
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,924
- You spilled my drink.- And I'm sorry about that,
519
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,425
but I already knowwhere this is going.
520
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,827
You're gonnasay something mean to me
521
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,228
and make me feel badabout myself.
522
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:31,596
I'm a good person!
523
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,999
Did I jerkyour boyfriend's dick? I did!
524
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:35,433
But if I knewhe had a girlfriend,
525
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,935
I wouldn't have done it.
526
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,770
Please stop being mean to me.
527
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,206
I'm sorry!
528
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,574
Come over here.
529
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,613
I know I've been...less than kind.
530
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,917
It's because I fought superhard for you in the first cut.
531
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,451
Staff was splitabout your submission,
532
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,186
and people preferred this guy,
533
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:58,557
but I thought your stuff wasfunny, so I pushed for you,
534
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,125
which then made melook like an idiot
535
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,027
when everyone found outthat the girl I supported
536
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,596
had a jack-fest with my boyfthe night before.
537
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:05,964
You liked my submission?
538
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,366
- It was pretty solid.- Pretty solid?
539
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,569
- You're a first-year.Take it easy.
540
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:14,205
- So, wait, can we justplease be good now?
541
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,207
I don't want you to hate me.
542
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,876
Yeah, we can be good.
543
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:20,912
- I think I need to hug you.- Oh!
544
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,617
- Oh, jeez, my absrubbed off on you.
545
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:27,652
- Mm, my boob contourgot on you too.
546
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,654
Ah! We both contoured?!
547
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,456
I love us!
548
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,667
- Hey.- Hey.
549
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:46,071
This will be quick.
550
00:26:46,137 --> 00:26:48,640
- Oh, shit.You're wasted.
551
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,410
- Nico, at the naked party,I had an epiphany.
552
00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:57,315
You are goingto French tutor me...
553
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,984
in French, please.
554
00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:01,753
- You're asking me to tutor youat 1:00 in the morning?
555
00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:02,921
- Mm-hmm.
556
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,858
Sure, I'll tutor you.
557
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:11,162
- Oh, excellent,and I appreciate.
558
00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,531
Good night.
559
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,700
- That's it?- That'll be all, Tutor.
560
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,036
Thank you!
561
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,504
What?
562
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,549
- Hello, John.Your hat looks stupid,
563
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,552
and the schoolyou founded sucks.
564
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,889
But I'm sorryyou died in the snow.
565
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,393
Hello?
566
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,161
- Hey, it's Chloe.- Who?
567
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,563
- You had my nipples inyour mouth in a minivan today?
568
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,165
What do you want?
569
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,334
Look, did you not sufficientlylecture me in your car?
570
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,069
- I'm just callingto check in on you.
571
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,904
I could tell you'rein a really bad place
572
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,673
and just wanted to say that,
573
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,374
it gets better.
574
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:58,476
- Oh, my God.Are you fucking serious?
575
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,512
You're"It Gets Better-ing" me?
576
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,013
Yeah, no, I am fine.
577
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,350
You drive a Ford Windstar.You get better, hmm?
578
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,885
My--my life is great.
579
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,687
Why is everyonefucking pitying me?
580
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,021
Have you seen me?
581
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:12,357
I'm smart, stylishand as it turns out,
582
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,858
I'm really fucking goodat math.
583
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,326
I'm thriving!
584
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,395
- But you're living a lie.- Yeah, I know!
585
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,765
You don't thinkI fucking know that?!
586
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,937
I'm thriving!
587
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,939
- Stop right there!
588
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,941
- Don't move!- Fuck!
589
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,277
Hey, I said stop!
590
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,846
Go around, go around!Stop running!
591
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:55,426
Go to bed.
48907
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