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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 www.TainiesKaiSeires.tv - Movies & Series Online - 2 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:07,414 - SO IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR CANDY DONATIONS, 3 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:11,018 THE GREAT FRANKINI WILL PREDICT... 4 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:13,086 THE FUTURE! 5 00:00:13,088 --> 00:00:17,958 I SEE A GLASS OF WATER SPILLING. 6 00:00:20,828 --> 00:00:23,096 [laughter] 7 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,097 THANK YOU. [chuckles] 8 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:25,665 WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF IT WERE 9 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:28,935 SOMEONE ELSE'S GLASS. 10 00:00:28,937 --> 00:00:30,037 - THAT WAS AMAZING. 11 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:33,240 - WHAT'S AMAZING IS NO ONE'S TIPPED ME YET. 12 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:37,210 CLEARLY LABELED JAR HERE, PEOPLE. 13 00:00:37,212 --> 00:00:40,280 PERHAPS THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN YOU SEE ME BEND 14 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:45,052 AN ORDINARY SPOON USING ONLY MY MIND. 15 00:00:45,054 --> 00:00:47,187 all: OOH. 16 00:00:47,189 --> 00:00:50,390 ANY TIME NOW. [Louie groans] 17 00:00:50,392 --> 00:00:53,193 BENDING THE SPOON. 18 00:00:53,195 --> 00:00:54,461 - [groans] 19 00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:57,097 OH, WHAT'S THIS THING MADE OF? 20 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,834 - THIS IS JUST SAD. 21 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,142 - LOOK AT MY BOY OUT THERE. 22 00:01:09,144 --> 00:01:10,811 [chuckles] WHAT A CHARMER. 23 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:13,346 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. [laughs] 24 00:01:13,348 --> 00:01:16,917 - IS MILES FLIRTING WITH THAT LAMPPOST? 25 00:01:16,919 --> 00:01:19,119 - NO, HE'S TALKING TO A GHOST GIRL. 26 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:22,322 - OH. WELL, HOW COME I CAN SEE MILES AND NOT HER? 27 00:01:22,324 --> 00:01:24,057 - BECAUSE MILES LIVES HERE. 28 00:01:24,059 --> 00:01:25,459 YOU CAN ONLY SEE OUTSIDE GHOSTS 29 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,827 WHEN THEY COME INSIDE. - HMM. 30 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:29,196 - THIS HOUSE IS VERY SPECIAL. - HMM. 31 00:01:29,198 --> 00:01:30,363 - [groans] 32 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:32,899 [spoon clatters] 33 00:01:32,901 --> 00:01:35,302 OOPS. 34 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,436 - YES. [clears throat] 35 00:01:36,438 --> 00:01:38,505 IT'S VERY SPECIAL. 36 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:41,508 SO MILES HAS A GHOST GIRL CRUSH. 37 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:42,976 OH, HOW CUTE. 38 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:43,877 - HMM, LOOK AT HIM. 39 00:01:43,879 --> 00:01:48,014 HE'D HAVE A BETTER SHOT WITH THE LAMPPOST. 40 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:49,349 - HE'S DOING FINE. 41 00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:49,983 UH-OH. 42 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,519 I THINK HE'S DOING HIS BOW TIE JOKES. 43 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:55,122 - THE GREAT FRANKINI PREDICTS... 44 00:01:55,124 --> 00:01:57,991 IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE. 45 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,059 THERE IT IS. 46 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:01,795 - AT LEAST HE'S STILL CHATTING HER UP. 47 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:03,163 - NO, SHE'S GONE. 48 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,500 NOW HE'S JUST TALKING TO THE LAMPPOST. 49 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,369 [spooky rock music] 50 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:12,239 - ♪ IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE ♪ 51 00:02:12,241 --> 00:02:14,908 ♪ YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 52 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:17,043 - ♪ SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE ♪ 53 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:20,947 - ♪ YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY ♪ 54 00:02:20,949 --> 00:02:23,450 - ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY ♪ 55 00:02:23,452 --> 00:02:25,218 - ♪ BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US ♪ 56 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,121 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 57 00:02:28,123 --> 00:02:30,957 ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 58 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,426 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 59 00:02:33,428 --> 00:02:36,796 ♪ 60 00:02:36,798 --> 00:02:45,505 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 61 00:02:45,507 --> 00:02:48,375 - [strains] 62 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:52,579 YOU WILL BEND. YOU WILL. 63 00:02:52,581 --> 00:02:53,980 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 64 00:02:53,982 --> 00:02:55,048 - GROCERY STORE. 65 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,284 SATURDAY IS CRAZY CAKES DAY. 66 00:02:57,286 --> 00:02:59,553 - WHAT'S THAT? - ONCE A YEAR... 67 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,387 TAYLOR AND I MAKE 68 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,322 THE MOST DISGUSTING CAKES POSSIBLE, 69 00:03:02,324 --> 00:03:04,124 THEN DARE EACH OTHER TO EAT THEM. 70 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:06,426 - DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU BARF? 71 00:03:06,428 --> 00:03:08,261 - SOMETIMES. 72 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:10,497 IT'S THE ONE ACTIVITY TAYLOR AND I 73 00:03:10,499 --> 00:03:11,498 STILL HAVE IN COMMON. 74 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:15,068 I JUST GOT THIS FRAMED FROM LAST YEAR. 75 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:19,005 [girls shrieking] TAYLOR'S HOME! 76 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:20,473 - WHAT? 77 00:03:20,475 --> 00:03:23,276 - HERE YOU GO, BIG GUY. 78 00:03:24,445 --> 00:03:27,981 - I HATE YOU. 79 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,217 - WHAT'S WITH THE SCREAMING? 80 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:31,151 - YOUR SISTER JUST GOT 81 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:35,422 THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE TO PERFORM AT OUR FUNDRAISER. 82 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,623 all: AAH! 83 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,593 - WE'LL SEE HIM SING IN PERSON! 84 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,994 all: AAH! 85 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:44,130 - GUYS, THERE'S STILL TONS TO PLAN. 86 00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:45,165 - AAH! 87 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:48,268 WHAT? I LIKE TO PLAN. 88 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,937 - I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY. 89 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,138 - SATURDAY? 90 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,307 BUT THAT'S CRAZY CAKES DAY. 91 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:57,077 - FRANKIE, THIS FUNDRAISER IS HUGE. 92 00:03:57,079 --> 00:03:57,944 AND I MEAN, COME ON. 93 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,213 HAVEN'T WE KIND OF OUTGROWN CRAZY CAKES DAY? 94 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:03,283 - OH...RIGHT. 95 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,051 IT'S REALLY DUMB. 96 00:04:05,053 --> 00:04:07,053 I ONLY BROUGHT IT UP 'CAUSE I THOUGHT 97 00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:10,257 YOU WERE STILL INTO IT. 98 00:04:10,259 --> 00:04:11,424 - WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 99 00:04:11,426 --> 00:04:14,261 - UM, THIS BAG? YEAH, UM... 100 00:04:14,263 --> 00:04:16,663 LOOK, SOMEBODY FAMOUS! 101 00:04:16,665 --> 00:04:19,499 - SUSAN, YOU'RE FAMOUS? 102 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:22,936 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 103 00:04:23,904 --> 00:04:26,273 - [plays piano] 104 00:04:26,275 --> 00:04:27,107 - [sighs] 105 00:04:27,109 --> 00:04:29,242 - HEY, SON. HOW YOU DOING? 106 00:04:29,244 --> 00:04:30,310 - I'VE BEEN BETTER. 107 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,946 I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM I'M DEALING WITH. 108 00:04:32,948 --> 00:04:35,248 - I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE. 109 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,149 IS IT PERHAPS... 110 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,118 ♪ MILES LIKES A GIRL GHOST ♪ 111 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,087 ♪ MILES LIKES A GIRL GHOST 112 00:04:43,991 --> 00:04:46,159 YOU'RE NOT READY TO TALK ABOUT IT. 113 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,661 THAT'S COOL. 114 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,429 [spits, coughs] 115 00:04:49,431 --> 00:04:51,264 - IT'S THIS GIRL WENDY. 116 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:53,166 I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOING GREAT. 117 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,636 I WAS WOOING HER WITH MY "A" GAME. 118 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,338 - SON, WE SAW YOU. 119 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:02,409 YOU HAD A SOCK PUPPET. 120 00:05:02,411 --> 00:05:05,345 - LIKE I SAID, MY "A" GAME. 121 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,414 - I LOVE YOU, SON. BUT NO. 122 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:10,183 NO, NO, NO. 123 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,384 LUCKILY, YOU LIVE WITH SOMEBODY 124 00:05:11,386 --> 00:05:14,387 WHO CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN. 125 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:17,157 HA! - YOU'RE RIGHT. 126 00:05:17,159 --> 00:05:19,392 IT'S SO OBVIOUS. 127 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:21,328 MICHELLE! 128 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,295 THANKS, DAD. 129 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:26,333 HEY, MICHELLE! MICHELLE! 130 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:29,202 - THAT WAS COLD. 131 00:05:31,339 --> 00:05:34,441 - SO YOU WANT MY ADVICE ON DATING? 132 00:05:34,443 --> 00:05:35,342 - YOU SEEM SURPRISED. 133 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:39,145 - I'M JUST NOT USED TO CHILDREN WANTING MY INPUT. 134 00:05:39,147 --> 00:05:40,280 OBSERVE. 135 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:40,980 HEY, TAY. 136 00:05:40,982 --> 00:05:42,549 WANT TO TALK ABOUT BOYS WITH YOUR OL' MOM? 137 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:47,520 - I'D RATHER SHAVE MY HEAD AND GO TO MATH CAMP. 138 00:05:47,522 --> 00:05:49,589 - WHY WOULDN'T SHE SEEK YOUR FEEDBACK? 139 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:52,459 YOU'RE SUCH A HIP, HAPPENING WOMAN. 140 00:05:52,461 --> 00:05:55,161 - YOU'RE WISE, MILES. 141 00:05:55,163 --> 00:05:55,662 VERY WISE. 142 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:58,465 AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU WIN OVER YOUR GHOST CRUSH. 143 00:05:58,467 --> 00:06:03,403 WELCOME TO MICHELLE HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY OF DATING. 144 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,771 - THIS IS SO EXCITING. 145 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,706 BY THE WAY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 146 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:07,741 YOU WERE ON A DATE? 147 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:08,608 - THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS 148 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:13,113 AT MICHELLE HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY OF DATING. 149 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:16,483 - WE HAVE ONE SISTER TRADITION, 150 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:18,418 THEN TAYLOR CANCELS IT? 151 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:23,189 I SPENT A FORTUNE ON DISGUSTING FOODS. 152 00:06:23,191 --> 00:06:24,491 - IS IT THE MONEY, FRANKIE? 153 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:27,427 OR MAYBE YOU WORRY TAYLOR'S ACTIONS SYMBOLIZE 154 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:32,599 THE FACT YOU TWO ARE EMOTIONALLY DRIFTING APART? 155 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,299 - FRANKIE. 156 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:34,534 THAT POP STAR, SKYLER MAKEPEACE, 157 00:06:34,536 --> 00:06:36,436 IS COMING OVER TO TALK TO TAYLOR 158 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,404 ABOUT HER FUNDRAISER. 159 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:39,806 - WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? 160 00:06:39,808 --> 00:06:41,541 - TAYLOR GOT HELD UP AT PRACTICE, 161 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:44,077 SO KEEP HIM COMPANY TILL SHE GETS HERE. 162 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:45,812 - WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT? 163 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:47,680 - [sighs] MILES IS ABOUT TO ASK 164 00:06:47,682 --> 00:06:49,115 HIS GHOST FRIEND OUT ON A DATE. 165 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,317 HE'S SO NERVOUS, HE'S THREATENING TO BREAK 166 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:52,452 OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS AGAIN. 167 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,588 AS HIS ADVISOR, I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 168 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:59,058 I CAN'T. I WON'T. 169 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,062 - WAIT A SECOND. 170 00:07:03,064 --> 00:07:06,332 IF TAYLOR DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO THIS SATURDAY, 171 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,302 IT WOULD FREE HER UP FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY. 172 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,170 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 173 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:12,672 - I MEAN SKYLER MAKEPEACE MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO 174 00:07:12,674 --> 00:07:14,441 THE FUNDRAISER AFTER A VISIT 175 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:17,477 FROM THE GREAT FRANKINI... 176 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,713 AND HER TRUSTY ASSISTANT. 177 00:07:20,715 --> 00:07:22,081 - "ASSISTANT"? 178 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,716 I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS. 179 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:25,151 - LOUIE, IF WE WERE PARTNERS, 180 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:29,856 WOULDN'T WE BOTH HAVE CAPES? 181 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:33,760 [elevator bell dings] - HELLO? 182 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:35,328 ANYBODY HERE? 183 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,663 - ENTER! 184 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,699 - HI. I'M HERE TO SEE TAYLOR. I'M-- 185 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:41,401 - SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 186 00:07:41,403 --> 00:07:42,602 I ALREADY KNEW THAT. 187 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:46,139 BUT THEN AGAIN, I KNOW MANY THINGS. 188 00:07:46,141 --> 00:07:48,575 I AM THE GREAT FRANKINI. 189 00:07:48,577 --> 00:07:51,644 - OF COURSE YOU ARE IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE OUTFIT. 190 00:07:51,646 --> 00:07:54,714 - HEY, CHEEKBONES, DON'T HUMOR ME. 191 00:07:54,716 --> 00:07:56,216 I'M THE REAL DEAL. 192 00:07:56,218 --> 00:07:57,150 - I'M SURE YOU ARE. 193 00:07:57,152 --> 00:08:00,186 I'M JUST GONNA WAIT OVER HERE. 194 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:00,587 - FINE. 195 00:08:00,589 --> 00:08:03,256 GUESS YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FUTURE. 196 00:08:03,258 --> 00:08:05,291 YOUR BLEAK, TROUBLED FUTURE 197 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:07,393 WHERE YOU'LL SOON MEET A BROWN-HAIRED GIRL 198 00:08:07,395 --> 00:08:08,561 WITH A PONYTAIL WHO IS CURSED 199 00:08:08,563 --> 00:08:11,798 AND WILL BRING YOU NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK. 200 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,333 STAY AWAY FROM HER. 201 00:08:13,335 --> 00:08:18,471 YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 202 00:08:18,772 --> 00:08:22,242 - [gasps] OH, MY GOSH. SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 203 00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:24,277 [girls shrieking] - AAH! 204 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:26,713 - SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 205 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,580 SO I'M TAYLOR, 206 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:30,383 AND THIS IS SOPHIE, SUSAN, AND EMMA. 207 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,453 HERE, LET ME GRAB YOU A CHAIR. 208 00:08:33,854 --> 00:08:36,556 - DO YOUR THING, BIG GUY. - [chuckles] 209 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,459 [spell whooshing] [grunts] 210 00:08:40,361 --> 00:08:41,895 - I'M SO SORRY. 211 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:42,595 YOU OKAY? 212 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,731 - I THINK SO. THAT WAS WEIRD. 213 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,365 - HERE. 214 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,534 - UGH! - OH, MY GOSH! 215 00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:49,569 - TAYLOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 216 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:53,239 - I'M SORRY, I'M SO CLUMSY. 217 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,475 - YOU...HAVE A BROWN PONYTAIL. 218 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:58,311 - AW. THANK YOU. 219 00:08:58,313 --> 00:09:01,180 HERE, HAVE SOME WATER. 220 00:09:01,182 --> 00:09:02,682 [spell whooshing] 221 00:09:05,553 --> 00:09:06,352 - TAYLOR! 222 00:09:06,354 --> 00:09:09,422 - OH, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE TODAY. 223 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,189 - OH, MY GOSH. 224 00:09:10,191 --> 00:09:11,758 UM, LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL. - NO. 225 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,926 JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, PONYTAIL. 226 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,894 YOU'RE CURSED! FORGET THE FUNDRAISER! 227 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,930 I'M OUT OF HERE. 228 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:24,904 - LOOKS LIKE I JUST EARNED MYSELF A CAPE. 229 00:09:24,906 --> 00:09:27,540 CLOSE ENOUGH. 230 00:09:30,978 --> 00:09:31,811 - COME ON. 231 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:32,679 JUST LIKE I TAUGHT YOU. 232 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,782 YOU DON'T NEED SOCK PUPPETS TO CHARM A GIRL. 233 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,284 - HEY. HOW'S MILES DOING? 234 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:38,785 - SHH. 235 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,888 HE'S DRINKING IN MY WISDOM. 236 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:43,556 - OKAY. 237 00:09:43,558 --> 00:09:44,290 - NOT TO BRAG... 238 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,527 [singsong] BUT I AM AWESOME. 239 00:09:47,529 --> 00:09:52,632 - YOU DO KNOW WHAT "BRAG" MEANS, RIGHT? 240 00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:57,704 - SO HOW'D IT GO WITH WENDY? 241 00:09:57,706 --> 00:09:58,871 - WELL, THE TRUTH IS... 242 00:09:58,873 --> 00:09:59,672 I GOT A DATE! 243 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:02,508 - THAT'S MY BOY. SON, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 244 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,509 IT'S YOUR FIRST DATE. 245 00:10:03,511 --> 00:10:04,978 NOW LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN WHEN I TELL YOU-- 246 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,013 - MICHELLE, WE NEED TO TALK BOW TIES. 247 00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:08,247 - ALREADY PUT TOGETHER A LIST. 248 00:10:08,249 --> 00:10:09,582 GRAB YOUR BINDER, MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN. 249 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:11,985 THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! 250 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:12,852 - THAT'S COOL. 251 00:10:12,854 --> 00:10:14,787 PLENTY OF OTHER KIDS IN THIS HOUSE 252 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:18,691 THAT CAN BENEFIT FROM MY KNOWLEDGE. 253 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:23,363 HEY, TAYLOR, WHAT'S COOKING? 254 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,431 YO, KIDS. 255 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:28,301 HOW GOES IT? 256 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:29,035 ALL RIGHT. 257 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,503 I'LL JUST BE IN THE ATTIC, 258 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,640 NOT TAKING ANY OF THIS PERSONALLY. 259 00:10:33,642 --> 00:10:34,407 [fingers snap] 260 00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:35,508 - GUYS, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 261 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,909 ALL THAT STUFF WAS AN ACCIDENT. 262 00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:40,380 - YOU JUST LOST US SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 263 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:42,448 - AAH-OW! 264 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:46,319 WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE? 265 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,455 - WE HAVE A FUNDRAISER STARTING IN THREE HOURS 266 00:10:49,457 --> 00:10:50,823 AND NO HEADLINER. 267 00:10:50,825 --> 00:10:52,625 - I CAN FIX THIS. 268 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:53,426 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 269 00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:57,030 YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 270 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,801 - TAYLOR, YOU OKAY? 271 00:11:01,803 --> 00:11:03,836 - I WAS UNTIL I RUINED EVERYTHING 272 00:11:03,838 --> 00:11:07,573 AND LET MY FRIENDS DOWN. 273 00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:11,477 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU GET YOUR CAKE DAY. 274 00:11:11,479 --> 00:11:14,647 - NO. I HAVE TO GET SKYLER BACK. 275 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:15,548 - WHAT? 276 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,417 - I WANTED CRAZY CAKES DAY, 277 00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:18,051 BUT NOT LIKE THIS. 278 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,486 I'M SAVING TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 279 00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:24,957 - I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 280 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:25,725 [poof] 281 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,960 - WHAT'S THAT? 282 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:30,530 YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN, SON? 283 00:11:30,532 --> 00:11:31,731 - YES, I DO. 284 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,466 - YES. 285 00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:39,605 - MICHELLE! 286 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:41,674 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GUY AT THE FRONT DESK 287 00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:42,975 GAVE YOU SKYLER'S SUITE NUMBER. 288 00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:45,778 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT I WAS A FEDERAL AGENT. 289 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:49,048 - THE FAKE BADGE AND HANDCUFFS HELPED. 290 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:53,186 - RIGHT...FAKE. 291 00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:54,687 OKAY, LET'S GO CONVINCE SKYLER 292 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:58,891 HE NEEDS TO DO TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 293 00:12:01,729 --> 00:12:03,029 - GREAT FRANKINI? 294 00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:06,532 - PLEASE, JUST CALL ME "GREAT." 295 00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:08,835 MAY I? 296 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,638 - [laughs] WHOA! 297 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,874 THIS SUITE IS SAH-WEET! 298 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:18,077 - SORRY, I DOUBTED YOU ABOUT PONYTAIL GIRL. 299 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,045 YOU WERE SO RIGHT. 300 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:20,980 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- 301 00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:24,083 STOP JUMPING, IDIOT... 302 00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:27,587 WOULD BE A GREAT SONG TITLE. 303 00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:28,154 THINK ABOUT IT. 304 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:31,190 ANYWAY, I CAME HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU 305 00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:32,525 THAT I'M NOT A PSYCHIC. 306 00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:35,128 - BUT EVERYTHING YOU SAID CAME TRUE. 307 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,496 - IT WAS A JOKE. 308 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:37,230 I WANTED TO STOP YOU 309 00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:38,765 FROM DOING TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 310 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:41,167 - WELL, IT WORKED. I'M NOT GOING. 311 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:44,504 - OKAY, V-NECK, LISTEN UP. 312 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:45,204 YOU'RE PERFORMING. 313 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,939 I MESSED UP THINGS FOR MY SISTER, 314 00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:48,074 AND I NEED TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 315 00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:49,876 - SORRY, BUT I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 316 00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:52,678 BY TRUSTING MY GUT, AND IT'S TELLING ME 317 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,546 TO STAY AWAY. 318 00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:55,681 - BUT MY SISTER NEEDS YOU THERE. 319 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:56,549 - LISTEN. NOT GOING. 320 00:12:56,551 --> 00:13:00,787 YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT. 321 00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:05,258 - WHOA! WHOA! 322 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:07,593 - [Louie's voice] UH-OH, FRANKIE. 323 00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:10,863 I THINK I MADE A WHOOPSIE. 324 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:14,133 - LOUIE, ARE YOU IN THERE? 325 00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:17,270 - YEAH, SORRY. I'LL GET OUT. 326 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,504 - NO, WAIT. 327 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,872 CAN GHOSTS SOUND LIKE THE PEOPLE 328 00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:21,007 THEY'RE POSSESSING? 329 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,208 - [normal voice] OH, FRANKIE. 330 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,276 YOU SILLY, SIMPLE GIRL. 331 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,510 GHOSTS CAN'T-- 332 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,813 WHOA! I GUESS I CAN. 333 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:29,615 - LOUIE, YOU JUST FOUND A WAY TO SAVE 334 00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:30,983 TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 335 00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:31,818 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 336 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:35,054 - [Louie's voice] YEAH, I AM. 337 00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:36,189 UGH. 338 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:41,127 BUT I LOST MY GOOD LOOKS. 339 00:13:43,764 --> 00:13:45,765 - YOUR DATE WILL BE HERE SOON. READY? 340 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,034 - BOW TIE, CHECK. 341 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,536 BACKUP BOW TIE, CHECK. 342 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,939 - CONVERSATION STARTERS? - CHECK. 343 00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:55,875 - CRAZY LADY THAT WON'T GIVE THE KID SPACE? 344 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:56,943 CHECK. 345 00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:58,878 - OH, BOY, HERE SHE COMES. - [gasps] 346 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,248 SHE IS... [singsong] ADORABLE! 347 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:06,118 OKAY, MY CHILD. WE'RE READY. 348 00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:10,122 RAY, YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME GIVING 349 00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:13,025 ALL THIS AWESOME ADVICE TO MILES, RIGHT? 350 00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,794 - ACTUALLY, AS HIS FATHER, 351 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:16,729 I WAS REALLY HOPING HE MIGHT-- 352 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,263 - GOOD. 353 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:19,799 BECAUSE I FEEL WITH MY DATING HELP, 354 00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,701 THE SKY'S THE LIMIT FOR MILES. 355 00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:24,070 - WELL, IT'S OVER. 356 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,105 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OVER"? 357 00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:27,840 - TURNS OUT SHE'S INTO HAUNTING. 358 00:14:27,842 --> 00:14:30,042 AND THAT'S A LIFESTYLE I COULD NEVER ACCEPT. 359 00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:33,112 - BUT I HAVE SO MUCH MORE WISDOM TO SHARE. 360 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:33,980 - SHH, SHH, SHH. 361 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:38,784 NO, MICHELLE. MY HEART NEEDS A BREAK. 362 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:39,619 - [sighs] 363 00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:40,820 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT. 364 00:14:40,822 --> 00:14:42,855 - HMM, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. - WHAT'S THAT? 365 00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:46,158 - I SAID WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! 366 00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:49,962 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,998 - WE'VE GOT A PACKED HOUSE OUT THERE. 368 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,266 DID YOU GET THROUGH TO SKYLER? 369 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,268 - [sighs] HE WON'T PICK UP. 370 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,736 BUT DON'T WORRY. 371 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,804 I'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN. 372 00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:02,875 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ME SOFT SHOE? 373 00:15:05,646 --> 00:15:09,248 - YAY! WE'RE SAVED. 374 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:12,652 - HEY. 375 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,086 HAS YOUR FUNDRAISER STARTED? 376 00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:17,089 - NO, BUT MY SOCIAL LIFE HAS ENDED. 377 00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:20,760 - WELL, THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 378 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:21,260 - NO WAY! 379 00:15:21,262 --> 00:15:22,762 - [normal voice] HI, TAYLOR! IT'S ME. 380 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:26,832 FAMOUS POP-STAR PERSON, SCHOONER MACKELROY. 381 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:29,835 - [nervous chuckle] - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING. 382 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,203 WELL, THIS IS AWESOME! 383 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,272 FRANKIE, YOU'RE THE BEST. 384 00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:36,309 I HAVE TO GO TELL THE GIRLS. 385 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,912 - OH, CAN'T YOU EVEN GET HIS NAME RIGHT? 386 00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:41,047 - [Louie's voice] WHAT? 387 00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:42,982 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS DUDE. 388 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,750 I'M NOT A POP GUY. 389 00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,118 - TAYLOR NEEDS US. 390 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,687 FOR THE NEXT HOUR, THIS WHOLE PLACE 391 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:51,257 HAS TO BELIEVE YOU'RE THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 392 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:55,127 - NO PROBLEM. CHECK THIS OUT. 393 00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:56,429 [normal voice] HEY, EVERYONE. 394 00:15:56,431 --> 00:16:01,400 I'M SKIPPER MULLRONEY. 395 00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,372 - MICHELLE, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. 396 00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:09,976 - SORRY. BUT WHEN YOU SEE THIS PORTRAIT ON THE WALL, 397 00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:14,013 YOU ARE GOING TO THANK ME. 398 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,781 AND DONE! 399 00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:16,716 WHY, WENDY. 400 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:20,119 THIS IS A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 401 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:21,020 - OH, NO. 402 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,021 - I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE 403 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,956 BECAUSE I WON SOMETHING? - HMM. 404 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,758 YOU DID WIN SOMETHING, WENDY. 405 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,460 A CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS. 406 00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,428 - LOOK AT THIS. 407 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:34,266 I KNEW IT. YOU'RE NO PAINTER. 408 00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:35,201 - WHILE WE'RE ALL HERE, 409 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,304 LET'S FOCUS ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 410 00:16:38,306 --> 00:16:40,172 - OUR WHAT? 411 00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:43,042 - MICHELLE, WE WENT ON HALF A DATE. 412 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,177 - WHICH COULD STRETCH INTO A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES 413 00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:46,946 IF YOU WATCH THIS LITTLE PRESENTATION 414 00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:47,847 I PUT TOGETHER. 415 00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:49,882 - [stammers] WHAT DID YOU DO? 416 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,484 - SHH. LET'S WATCH. 417 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:52,818 [presentation playing] HI. 418 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,487 [mouths silently] I'M MICHELLE HATHAWAY. 419 00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:57,089 WELCOME TO SECOND CHANCES. 420 00:16:57,091 --> 00:17:00,092 MY 20-STEP GUIDE TO IMPROVING YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 421 00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:04,130 STEP ONE: COMMUNICATION. [mouths silently] 422 00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:06,465 EYE CONTACT IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. 423 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,201 THE EYES ARE A WINDOW TO THE SOUL. 424 00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:10,936 - [panting] DAD... 425 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,806 MICHELLE HAS CLEARLY LOST HER MIND. 426 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,741 - 3-D GLASSES ON! 427 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,910 - YEAH, I'M SENSING THAT. 428 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,145 DON'T WORRY, SON. 429 00:17:19,147 --> 00:17:20,246 I'LL FIX THIS. 430 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,148 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 431 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:25,451 - MILES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 432 00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:27,953 YOU'RE MISSING THE PART WHERE I TALK ABOUT TRUST 433 00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:30,990 WHILE PADDLING A CANOE. 434 00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:32,291 - I DON'T CARE. 435 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,759 I DON'T WANT TO DATE WENDY. 436 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,094 SHE'S A HAUNTER. 437 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:35,861 - WHOA, MILES. 438 00:17:35,863 --> 00:17:38,364 THIS SMART, LOVELY WOMAN WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE 439 00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,100 BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 440 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,835 - THANK YOU, RAY. 441 00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:43,803 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE 442 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:44,970 SHE SEES YOU AS A SON. - I DO. 443 00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,405 - AND SHE'D NEVER GET SO CARRIED AWAY 444 00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:49,542 THAT SHE'D STEER YOU IN THE WRONG DIRECTION 445 00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:52,445 JUST TO FEEL NEEDED. 446 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,313 - YEAH... 447 00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:56,782 - SO IF SHE THINKS WENDY'S GOOD ENOUGH 448 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,086 TO DATE HER SON, THEN YOU'D DO WELL 449 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,855 TO CONSIDER IT. 450 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:04,223 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 451 00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:04,824 - WAIT! 452 00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,492 THAT GIRL IN THERE IS A HAUNTER. 453 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,061 THERE IS NO WAY I CAN ALLOW MY SWEET MILES 454 00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:10,896 TO DATE THE LIKES OF HER. 455 00:18:10,898 --> 00:18:11,831 - REALLY? 456 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,466 OKAY. IF YOU SAY SO. - MM-HMM. 457 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,435 HOW AM I GONNA BREAK THE NEWS TO WENDY? 458 00:18:16,437 --> 00:18:17,269 OH. 459 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:18,871 SHE'S GONE. 460 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,140 OOH, CHAPTER EIGHT. 461 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:25,811 I'M RELEASING A DOVE. 462 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,881 - DAD, THE WAY YOU JUST TURNED MICHELLE AROUND 463 00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:29,448 WAS BRILLIANT. 464 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,250 IF I EVER NEED ADVICE ON WOMEN, 465 00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:32,818 I'M COMING TO YOU. 466 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,385 - THANKS, MILES. 467 00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:35,955 THE RAY PRESTON SCHOOL OF DATING. 468 00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,523 [laughs] I LIKE IT. 469 00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:40,025 - OH, BY THE WAY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 470 00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,060 YOU WERE ON A DATE? 471 00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:42,061 - GET YOUR BUTT UPSTAIRS 472 00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:45,364 AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. 473 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,135 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT SKYLER BACK. 474 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:50,336 - YEAH, YOU REALLY STEPPED UP, TAY. 475 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,072 - YOU'RE A HERO. LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 476 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:55,941 ONLY REAL. 477 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:56,575 - HE'S HERE! 478 00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:57,943 [all shriek] - I LOVE YOU! 479 00:18:57,945 --> 00:18:59,912 - CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU? - CAN I HAVE A HUG? 480 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,180 - EW, GROSS! NO HUGGING. 481 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:05,351 UGH. EVER HEARD OF KOOTIES? 482 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,386 - NOW HERE TO PERFORM HIS HIT SONG, 483 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:09,121 I'M DANCING ON A RAINBOW, 484 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:10,856 SKYLER MAKEPEACE! 485 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,058 [cheers and applause] 486 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:17,029 - QUIET DOWN, SILLY FEMALES. 487 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,898 ♪ RAINBOWS ARE PURPLE 488 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,033 ♪ RAINBOWS ARE GREEN 489 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,401 ♪ RAINBOWS ARE YELLOW 490 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:28,140 ♪ AND THAT'S THE COLOR OF PEE ♪ 491 00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:29,308 [giggles] PEE. 492 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,478 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS HE DOING? 493 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,914 - YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THAT SONG. 494 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,882 CHECK THIS OUT. 495 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,018 ♪ GIRLS ARE YUCKY, GIRLS ARE GROSS ♪ 496 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,187 ♪ I LIKE TO RAP, BUT I DON'T LIKE TOAST ♪ 497 00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:43,422 ♪ SINGING STUPID LOVE SONGS MAKE ME FROWN ♪ 498 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:48,194 ♪ I DO MY RHYMING UPSIDE DOWN ♪ 499 00:19:48,196 --> 00:19:51,397 [crowd gasps] 500 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,999 - NO! LOOK OUT! 501 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:57,903 [thud] 502 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,673 - SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST. 503 00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:02,141 [laughs] 504 00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:10,482 - OKAY. OBVIOUSLY, LOUIE IS OUT THERE POSSESSING SKYLER. 505 00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:13,185 - IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SKYLER BACK 506 00:20:13,187 --> 00:20:14,086 FOR THE FUNDRAISER. 507 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,988 - WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP SO MUCH? 508 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:19,158 THAT'S NOT VERY...YOU. 509 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,629 - BECAUSE I'M THE REASON SKYLER LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 510 00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,165 THE CHAIR, THE WATER BOTTLE-- 511 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,366 ALL ME AND LOUIE. 512 00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:28,200 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 513 00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:31,003 YOU KNEW THIS FUNDRAISER WAS IMPORTANT TO ME. 514 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:36,542 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SISTER! 515 00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:38,477 WHAT'S THIS? 516 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:41,247 PICKLES, CHOCOLATE SYRUP-- 517 00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:43,215 WAS THIS FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY? 518 00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:46,552 - UH--NO. THAT TRADITION IS LAME. 519 00:20:46,554 --> 00:20:52,391 LOOK, I'M SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR FUNDRAISER. 520 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:55,427 - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHY. 521 00:20:55,429 --> 00:20:58,264 IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO GET THE SMELL OF CHEESE 522 00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,498 OUT OF MY HAIR. 523 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,600 - AND THEN THE HOT SAUCE GOT IN YOUR EYE 524 00:21:01,602 --> 00:21:05,738 AND WE HAD TO GO TO THE E.R. [laughs] 525 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,074 THAT--THAT PART WASN'T FUNNY. 526 00:21:09,076 --> 00:21:11,076 - ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF WAS. 527 00:21:11,078 --> 00:21:12,645 THE NURSE WITH BUG EYES? - [laughs] 528 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:16,548 "THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW." 529 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,251 - I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BLOWN OFF CRAZY CAKES DAY. 530 00:21:19,253 --> 00:21:21,520 I MEAN, A DAY OF STUFFING WEIRD FOOD 531 00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:23,289 INTO YOUR SISTER'S MOUTH? 532 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:24,556 HOW COULD ANYONE OUTGROW THAT? 533 00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:27,459 - MY SCHEDULE IS PRETTY OPEN TOMORROW. 534 00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:30,062 - I'D LIKE THAT. 535 00:21:31,197 --> 00:21:31,730 - [chuckles] 536 00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:37,169 OH! SO NICE TO SEE EVERYTHING IN HERE IS GOING WELL. 537 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,270 I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS 538 00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:40,506 TRAPPED IN A TWEEN DREAM COVER BOY, 539 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,327 BUT I'M FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING. 540 00:21:42,725 --> 00:21:48,123 www.TainiesKaiSeires.tv - Movies & Series Online - 541 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,084 - ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, EAT! 542 00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:55,120 [blows whistle] WHOO! 543 00:21:55,122 --> 00:21:56,655 - UGH. 544 00:21:56,657 --> 00:21:58,057 - TOOTHPASTE? 545 00:21:58,059 --> 00:21:59,024 - ANCHOVIES? 546 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,327 - I'M GONNA HURL! - GROSS! 547 00:22:01,329 --> 00:22:08,434 both: BEST DAY EVER! 548 00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:11,570 [spooky music] 549 00:22:11,572 --> 00:22:20,079 ♪ 550 00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:33,325 [thunder rumbles] 36793

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