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[Alarm buzzing]
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[Sign buzzing]
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[Man on P.A.] I repeat, the mayor
has issue a city-wie alert.
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The governor's office
is expecte to eclare
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a state of emergency within the hour.
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As of this report,
the entire municipal area
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has been evacuate.
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We are uner attack!
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Things so monstrous,
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terror unleashe from the sacre
cotton cany place of our reams,
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if anyone is out there listening,
get out of town before it gets to you!
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An I'm out of here.
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[Explosions]
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[Tick] It was nice of your sister
to lend us her car
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so we could go to Wheatland.
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Ah, who would have thought a theme park
with a grain motif could be so much fun?
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- What's going on here?
- [Tick] That fiber-diet roller coaster,
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riding a bran muffin
through a giant digestive tract,
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truly thrilling.
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We haven't seen anyone
since we got inside city limits.
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You're right, Arthur.
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The traffic did seem
a little light for this time of day.
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- Where is everybody?
- Don't know.
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But, it's starting to smell
a little like danger in here.
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[Sniffing] Or heavily fried food.
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Hey, guys. Say... [clears throat]
Would you mind if I borrowed your car?
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I'm sort of in a hurry,
and we need to get out of town.
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Oh, yeah, bad,
very bad, uh-oh.
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[Car tires screeching]
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[Car sputtering]
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Hey, look. It's the Civic-Minded Five.
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Are we ever glad
to see you guys.
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Say, can we, uh,
borrow you car?
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- We've got to get out.
- What's your hurry, Four-Legged Man?
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Yeah, would someone please tell us
what's going on around here?
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- You mean you don't know?
- The city's been evacuated
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There's already been
untold destruction.
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It's coming!
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[Whimpering]
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Tick, maybe you can do
something to stop..."it."
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- What is "it"?
- What is "it"?
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- [Booming footsteps approaching]
- That's "it"!
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Yeah, bad, very bad.
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Oh, for Pete...
How bad can "it" be?
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I'll trot around the corner
and make quick work of "it."
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Be back in a jiff.
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- [Tick] Whoa.
- [Punching]
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Clown smash!
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"Lt" is a clown.
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Perhaps I can reason with it.
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Hey, there, happy.
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[Growls]
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You know, you really pack a wallop.
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But, I don't get it.
Clowns aren't supposed to smash.
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They're supposed to make people laugh.
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[Snarling, growling]
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Watch out, Tick.
He looks like he's gonna charge.
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Nonsense, Arthur.
Clowns don't charge. They scamper.
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They waddle, they caper,
they do funny little jigs to amuse...
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[explosion]
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[Bird chirping]
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Evidently, angry clowns do charge.
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OK, clown. The Tick is
closing your little circus down.
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[Growls]
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That's it. Keep on trucking. Aha!
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Hello? Hello, clown?
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[All cheering, laughing]
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Well, once again we find
that clowning and anarchy don't mix.
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And even though evil
may wear big, funny pants, it...
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[growling] Clown crush.
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Ooh, clown hug.
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[Straining] Crushing body.
Need to muster strength.
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- Break free.
- [Nose honks]
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- [All laugh]
- [Inhaling sharply]
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[Howling]
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OK, people, important note.
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Do not touch the nose.
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Clown smash all.
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No! That's my sister's car!
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Great.
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All right, laughing boy.
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I'm going to have to put you down
before you do some real damage.
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Hey, clown! Incoming!
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- [Grunts]
- [All gasp]
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Tick!
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Forget about the Tick.
We've got to worry about ourselves.
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Clown smash.
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[Moaning]
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Tick... Tick.
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This is your mind speaking.
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[Tick] Oh, hi.
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Sorry I haven't
been around much, lately.
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I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
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Yes, shiny objects are good.
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Where am I... we, I?
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- Outer space, it looks like.
- Outer space? Wow.
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I thought there was
an awful lot of... space.
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- Why am I here?
- Well, that I don't know.
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But I guess...
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Hey, did you just ask
an existentialist question?
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- I don't know. Did I?
- You did, you did!
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Say something else
smart and philosophical.
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Hmm... It's pretty cold out here.
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Yes, yes. It's so true.
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We're all born into the cold,
unyielding world of nothing.
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No blankets, no glove
and scarf gift sets.
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And why? Why?
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- You're pretty goofy.
- Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, what a goofy work is man. Yes!
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I never knew we were
such a spiritual seeker.
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- Me neither.
- This could be our big chance.
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Tick, let's go on a psychic journey
of self discovery.
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- OK.
- Great, great.
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So, uh, relax
and fall into a deep trance.
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No problem.
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[Mind] You're falling deeper and deeper
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into your own consciousness.
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[Wailing]
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[Snarling]
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- [Growls]
- [Screams]
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[Yells, whimpers]
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We're getting creamed here.
We need to withdraw.
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Arthur, I tend to agree.
Something must be done.
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Can anyone stop that thing?
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Heroes? He can stop the clown.
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This is Dr. Bud Frontier.
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He's the man who
created that monster.
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- Bud.
- You created that thing?
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- Did my taxes pay for this?
- Bad, very bad.
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I'm sorry. I haven't got time
to explain right now.
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I've got to deal with Proto-Clown.
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- So stop. Stop this madness.
- [Growls quizzically]
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Proto-Clown, listen to me.
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Why are you doing this? You were not
meant to be a force of devastation.
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You have everything
a clown could want.
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Everything necessary to make the world
forget it's troubles and laugh.
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- Huh?
- That's right, Proto-Clown.
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- Don't you see? You're really funny.
- Huh? [howls]
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Clown smash Bud.
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- [Growling] Clown get Bud.
- Uh!
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[Growling, moaning]
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That will give us a minute.
Let's get out of here.
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- What now?
- You and the others get Bud to safety.
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He's our only hope.
I'll keep the clown busy.
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You can't hold that monster off
by yourself.
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I'll stay and help.
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No, you go. I'll stay.
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Die Fledermaus, you'd stay to help me?
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Yeah, sure. What kind of a guy
do you think I am?
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Besides, what can you can do,
anyway? Hit it with a shoe?
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- Don't start with me.
- [Crashing]
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[Howling]
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We'll meet at Civic-Minded Five
Headquarters.
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- If we survive.
- Good luck, kid.
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Clown smash!
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I sure hope the Tick is OK.
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[Mind] Tick, this flat, desolate,
featureless expanse is your mind.
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Wow, it's really flat.
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We must cross this region to find
the answer to your innermost question.
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- What question?
- The "why are you here" question.
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- Oh, yeah. That one.
- Follow me.
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I shall guide you
to the source of your answers.
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Huh? What's that? Something shiny!
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- What? Where?
- Out there, come on.
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Hey, no fair. I'm supposed
to be the guide, wait up!
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This is a really great HQ setup.
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Feral Boy even has
his own doggy door.
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Oh, it's not much,
but we like it.
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Um, you were saying
you created Proto-Clown.
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- What do you mean?
- I guess I owe
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you good people an explanation.
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I've always loved clowns.
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As a child they were
my favorite part of the circus.
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I mean, look, they're funny.
They make people laugh.
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Face it, we all love clowns.
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I reasoned that if
a regular clown were funny,
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then a larger clown
would be even funnier.
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And a whole theme park
full of giant clowns,
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now, that would be
my gift to the world.
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I am a genetic engineer by trae.
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I ha spent a great eal of effort in my
attempts to buil the perfect clown.
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I labore ay an night to perfect
the science of clowning.
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Nothing else mattere.
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[Whimpering]
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I ha succeee.
You can't know the joy I felt.
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My theories were fact.
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I possesse the ability
to create a super-clown.
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The others were not
strong enough to survive,
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but one grew stronger and stronger
and became everything I wanted it to be.
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This is Proto-Clown,
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the first and last of it's kind.
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[Arthur] My gosh, man!
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Didn't you realize that
it's against the laws of nature?
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Clowns were never meant
to be that big.
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I know that... now. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, but why is your Proto-Clown
wrecking the city?
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I'm not sure, but I do know
it has something to do with me.
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- [Door opening]
- [All gasp]
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American Maid!
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- [Moaning]
- Die Fledermaus!
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[Gasps]
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What manner of quandary is this?
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[Laughing] Whoopee!
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[Panting] You got to slow down, Tick.
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Oh, hey, I see you found
your pleasure center.
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They sound like they're
having so much fun.
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I have an idea, I'll go take a look.
You wait here.
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- Oh, no, you don't.
- Just a short look, won't be long.
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Tick, no, don't.
If you go in there,
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we'll lapse into a coma of pure ecstasy
from which we'll never awaken.
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Ooh... sounds pretty good.
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[Grunts]
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[Yelling]
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[Splashing]
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Oh, my mind is a scary place.
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- That's bizarre with a capital B.
- [Roars]
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- Tick, behind you!
- Hey!
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[Sputtering]
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Tick, Tick, where are you? Tick!
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[Hissing]
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You don't date much, do you?
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Your monster's too tough, Frontier.
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I let him have it with both of my shoes,
and he still kept coming.
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Oh! Both shoes?
It is a monster.
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Mom! What, where?
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Oh, the last thing I remember,
I was fighting and...
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- Don't you mean fainting?
- Ho-ho!
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I think that clown hit you
one time too many, sweetheart.
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Regardless, you both acted heroically.
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But let's just hope
Proto-Clown didn't follow you.
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[Crashing]
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Whoa.
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[Growling] Bud!
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Bud!
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No, Proto-Clown, stop.
Let's talk.
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Hey, I don't think this is a good time
for a heart-to-heart.
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[Four-Legged Man]
Up the stairs, this way.
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Clown smash Bud!
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Boy, when this guy faints, he faints.
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[Four-Legged Man]
The garage, it's our only chance.
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Clown smash!
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[Booming]
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00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,625
- It should have busted in by now.
- Where is it?
244
00:14:27,697 --> 00:14:29,858
Huh? What's happening?
245
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,399
You don't want to know...
De-fainter-mouse.
246
00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:37,391
That whole water serpent thing
sure ended suddenly.
247
00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:40,398
Yes, these psychic journeys
tend to jump around a lot.
248
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:44,024
That's why you need
a good spiritual guide to lead you.
249
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:46,360
No way. You don't even know
where you're going.
250
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:47,453
- [Thuds]
- [Groans]
251
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,695
[Tick] Hey, a giant statue.
252
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:57,060
- What is it?
- [Mind] Oh, sure. Now you ask.
253
00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,690
- This is your self image.
- [Tick] Ooh! I look cool.
254
00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:03,595
This is our chance to delve deep
into our psyche
255
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,526
and find the immutable truth.
256
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:08,927
You can ask it one,
and only one, question.
257
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,518
OK, OK, one question, check.
258
00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:13,620
[Clears throat] Um...
[clears throat] Uh...
259
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,853
How you doing?
260
00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:18,986
[Rumbling]
261
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,422
Oh, great. That's your big question?
262
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,120
That's your big truth?
263
00:15:31,192 --> 00:15:33,752
- You goober.
- Look, thumbs up.
264
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:36,487
We're doing fine. [laughs]
That's good to know.
265
00:15:38,759 --> 00:15:40,784
Yeah, that last one didn't count, OK?
266
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,793
Hello? Hey, hey, hello?
[Clears throat]
267
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,156
Why are we here?
268
00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:48,818
[Rumbling]
269
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:52,856
[Muttering indistinctly]
270
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,852
Hey, stop that.
What kind of answer is this?
271
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,482
Who are these little guys?
272
00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:05,684
We've triggered
your defense mechanisms. Run for it.
273
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,418
I had no idea
that I was so defensive.
274
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,481
Ouch! Cut that out!
Leave me alone. [screaming]
275
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,957
- It's quiet.
- Almost too quiet.
276
00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:20,120
It was at the door.
We should be hero gumbo by now.
277
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,520
- What happened?
- I can't stand it anymore.
278
00:16:22,588 --> 00:16:25,682
You guys can wait for that thing
to bust in here and pound you.
279
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,552
I'm getting out.
280
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,486
Oh, man. Don't you ever knock?
281
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,186
Wait, let me through.
I said, let me through.
282
00:16:37,253 --> 00:16:40,814
If he wants me, he can have me.
I'm running no more.
283
00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:44,344
[Proto-Clown grunting]
Clown smash Bud.
284
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,547
Smash me, I no longer care.
285
00:16:46,619 --> 00:16:48,883
But tell me,
I beseech you, Proto-Clown,
286
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:50,750
why are you so angry?
287
00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:52,684
[Grunting, growling]
288
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:57,087
Bud laugh.
Bud laugh at Proto-Clown.
289
00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:59,780
- Yeah, don't laugh, Bud.
- Put a sock in it.
290
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,848
- [Little Ticks muttering]
- [Tick screams]
291
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:07,151
- What's this?
- Never mind.
292
00:17:07,218 --> 00:17:09,584
Just push the up button.
Push the up button!
293
00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:12,841
Come on, come on.
294
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,448
- Come on.
- [Door rings]
295
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:18,712
[Muttering, moaning]
296
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:25,183
Eww. I don't think I'll be able
to eat fish for a while.
297
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:26,807
Hey, Mind, where are we?
298
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:29,852
This is your escalator
of enlightenment.
299
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,680
[Tick] Ooh, really?
What do I need one of these for?
300
00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:36,515
- [Stairs screech]
- [Mind] Oh, gee, I guess I don't know.
301
00:17:36,582 --> 00:17:39,312
At this rate, you'll be back
to midget land in no time.
302
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:42,909
- No more midgets.
- Hurry up. What's keeping you?
303
00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:47,645
[Panting] I don't have little wings
on my head like some people.
304
00:17:47,714 --> 00:17:48,738
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
305
00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:52,443
What's the matter, getting tired?
No pain, no gain, little mister.
306
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,240
Must make it, must succeed.
307
00:17:56,314 --> 00:17:59,249
Must be all that I can be!
308
00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:00,975
[Grunting] Whoa.
309
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,413
Congratulations,
you've reached the top!
310
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,472
For further enlightenment,
you must clear your mind
311
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:09,344
- and step into the void.
- Pardon me?
312
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,938
I step off, I fall.
Boy, do I fall.
313
00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:13,674
You faithless Philistine.
314
00:18:13,746 --> 00:18:16,271
You won't fall if you clear your mind
and believe.
315
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,905
Cover your eyes
and clear your consciousness.
316
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,377
Hurry up, chop-chop.
317
00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:22,242
- Is it clear?
- Uh-huh.
318
00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:24,007
- You sure it's clear now?
- Yeah.
319
00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:26,069
- Are you absolutely sure?
- Yes.
320
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:29,012
- Without a shadow of...
- I said yes! It's clear!
321
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:30,544
- Good.
- What?
322
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,203
[Hollering]
323
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,008
Oh, yeah. Really clear.
So why are we falling?
324
00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:37,568
- You said your mind was clear.
- It was clear.
325
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,669
I mean, except for stuff.
326
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,713
No time for excuses.
There's only one way out of this.
327
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:45,143
Tick. Why are you here?
328
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,075
Wait, I know this one.
329
00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:48,770
Now, don't tell me.
330
00:18:48,843 --> 00:18:51,004
I'm here because...
331
00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:53,670
...a big clown hit me!
332
00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:57,102
Now, now, see there?
That wasn't so hard.
333
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:59,302
- How do you feel?
- I feel...
334
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:01,708
I feel... hot.
335
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,743
That would be re-entry. Bye.
336
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:06,709
I mean, I'm really burning up here.
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
337
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,242
It's a dry heat too.
338
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,934
I never realized how you felt,
Proto-Clown. I'm so sorry.
339
00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:17,569
I was so busy with my own humor
needs, I wasn't thinking about you.
340
00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:19,871
From now on,
I'll never laugh at you again.
341
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,307
Clown love Bud.
342
00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,069
Bud love clown.
343
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,767
[All] Aww.
344
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,472
- [Horn honks]
- [All giggle]
345
00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:32,407
- The nose! [chuckles]
- [Growls]
346
00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:34,964
No, wait, Proto-Clown!
It was an accident.
347
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:38,440
Bud laugh. Bud's friends laugh.
348
00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:43,772
Clown smash, then clown laugh! [laughs]
349
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:47,632
[Snarling]
350
00:19:47,705 --> 00:19:49,297
[Tick whizzing through air]
351
00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:52,432
[Groaning]
352
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:54,665
[All cheering]
353
00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:57,036
- Tick, you're back.
- I am?
354
00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:59,402
- You saved us all.
- I did?
355
00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:03,498
Oh, I see. Well, yes, I guess I did.
356
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,437
All in a day's work, right, Arthur?
357
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,334
I'm glad to see you too, Tick.
358
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,928
[Bud] I guess I'll just
take him back to my lab
359
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,631
and somehow make him less funny.
360
00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:16,034
Maybe if I disconnect
the honking nose,
361
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,661
things will work out.
362
00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:20,603
All I wanted to do
was make people happy.
363
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:24,298
And now all I'm responsible for
is city-wide damage.
364
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:26,428
Why? How?
365
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,800
Don't take it so hard, mister.
366
00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:32,429
There are many mysteries
in this universe, big and small.
367
00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:34,760
Like, why do clowns make us laugh?
368
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,803
Why do we love puppy dogs?
369
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:41,099
And why... why do little blue midgets
hit me with fish?
370
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,635
- [All] What?
- See what I mean?
371
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,168
Mysteries abound.
372
00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:50,768
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