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[Presenter] Once again we're here
with superheroes the Tick and Arthur.
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Good morning, America!
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Hi!
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Now, Tick. Many questions
about you remain unanswered.
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Mm. I am a man of mystery.
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Yes, yes. But can you tell me:
What do you do?
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Eh?
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I mean, what are
your superhuman powers?
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Can you see through steel?
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Uh...
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You know, with X-rays.
Can you bend iron bars with your mind?
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Well, I... No.
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Can you create energy-based
multiples of yourself?
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Whoa! Nope.
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- Can you make diamonds out of coal?
- No.
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- Shoot heat beams out of your eyes?
- No.
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- Breathe atomic fire.
- No!
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Hm. Ahem! Well, then...
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Can you destroy the Earth?
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Egad, I hope not!
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That's where I keep all my stuff.
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[Sighs] Yes, of course it is.
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Uh, tell me. Do you have a girlfriend?
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I am mighty!
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I have a glow you cannot see.
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I have a heart as big as the moon,
as warm as bath water.
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We are superheroes, man.
We don't have time to be charming!
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The boots of evil were made for walkin'!
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We're watching the big picture, friend.
We know the score.
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We are a public service,
not glamour boys.
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Yeah!
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Not captains of industry,
not makers of things.
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Keep your vulgar monies!
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We are a justice sandwich.
No toppings necessary.
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Living rooms of America,
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do you catch my drift?
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Do you dig?
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Ahem! I can fly.
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[Buzzer]
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[Man scats]
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[Die Fledermaus] OK. OK on my side. Go!
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- [Car horn]
- No! No, wait.
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Wait. Right after this truck.
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[Tick] No, he's good! Floor it.
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No! Wait, wait...
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OK, all right. After these four cars.
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Now is the time. Seize the day!
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Wait. Get ready.
Not now, not now. Not...
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- Now!
- Go, go, go!
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- Wait!
- Go!
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- Wait!
- Go!
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[All scream]
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What are you trying to do?
Get us creamed?
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Listen, Die Fledermaus.
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It wasn't my idea to go to a superhero
nightclub in the middle of nowhere.
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And it certainly wasn't my idea
to borrow my sister's car to get there!
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Oh, but it'll be worth it, Arthur.
Think of it!
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A whole club just for superheroes.
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Packed wall to wall
with crime fighters on their night off.
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Oh, the camaraderie!
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Oh, pee-ew! Can someone
open a window around here?
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Sewer Urchin really stinks.
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You're stinking on purpose, aren't you?
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- Ow! Hey, quit it.
- No, you quit it.
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[Bickering]
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[Arthur] Hey, cut that out!
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If you guys can't settle down I'm gonna
pull this car over and we can just wait.
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And so he says to me,
"You wanna be a bad guy?"
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And I say, "Yeah, baby, I wanna be bad!"
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I says, "Surf's up, space ponies.
I'm making gravy without the lumps!"
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[Cackles]
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[Die Fledermaus] Hey!
"Superheroes welcome."
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There's something
you don't see every day.
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- You must be the doorman.
- Yes, but men call me...
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Jim. I.D. S, please.
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Oh! OK.
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Wait a sec. I may have
left it in my other tights.
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I get it. Spelling America
with a K, are we?
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Uh-oh. We're definitely being carded.
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That's not the best picture of me.
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It was a bad ear day.
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I'll say!
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- The Tick?
- And tingling for fun!
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This should be interesting.
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OK.
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[Beeping]
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Ah! My super-doorman sense is ringing.
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[Whistle blows]
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Not so fast, sidekick!
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- What?
- No sidekicks in the club.
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You go round back
to the sidekick's lounge.
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What?!
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[Chatter, music]
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See you later, boys.
I think I'm in love!
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Aww!
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- Where's Arthur?
- Don't know. He must be mingling.
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[Chirruping, dog barks]
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[Faint music]
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Oh, come on!
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[Rock track plays]
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Hey, it's my favorite blue man!
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Hey, Bigshot!
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My favorite emotionally unbalanced
gun-toting vigilante.
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Come on over! Meet
my new friends from Deertown.
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This is Mighty Agrippa,
Roman god of the aqueduct.
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Oh, well! Uh, sometimes.
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And this is Jet Valkyrie.
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- A woman!
- [Tick] Cool!
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And this is Fish Boy,
lost prince of Atlantis.
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Gang, I want you to meet the Tick!
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[Music stops]
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- Oh, man!
- Oh! Barry's not gonna like this.
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No, Barry's not gonna like this one bit.
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Well, maybe he won't show up tonight.
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He says to me, he says,
"You got style, baby!"
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"But if you're gonna be
a real villain, get a gimmick."
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And so I go, I says,
"Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it."
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"High explosives!" [cackles]
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Yeah?
Keep playin' with fire, super-pants.
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You don't know how much
fire you're playin' with! [cackles]
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[Country music]
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Are you sure you've thought this
sidekick thing through? It's no picnic.
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Man, I heard that!
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Hey, sweetheart.
What you got in that poodle gun?
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Anything for me?
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[Yelping]
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Hey, stop that! Ow!
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So call me. OK?
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Hey, sweetheart. What you got in that...
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Oh, man! American Maid.
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You've got "arrested development"
written all over you, Die Fledermaus.
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Ha-ha! Yeah, sour grapes, sweetheart.
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You had your chance.
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She'll be back.
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So who is this Barry guy?
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Another superhero?
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No, I wouldn't say that.
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He'd like people to think he is,
but for all the wrong reasons.
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You see, he's rich. And his
brother-in-law owns the Comet Club.
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So he comes in whenever he wants
and makes trouble.
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Yeah, but it's after ten
so he probably won't show up tonight.
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[Crashing]
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Ahem! That's Barry.
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Where's the jerk
who calls himself the Tick?
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I am that jerk. Who wants to know?
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You stole my superhero name, parasite.
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I... am... the... Tick!
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- What?
- You ridiculous clown.
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Did you think you could get away
with stealing my superhero name?
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I... am... the Tick!
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What?!
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my.
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[Barry] I am the one and only Tick.
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Prepare to succumb
to an irresistible force!
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Yeah, well don't count your weasels
before they pop, dink!
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Sorry about that, Barry.
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Listen, I think we should
talk this over.
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This is exactly what my therapist
has been talking about.
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Doesn't Barry get it?
Violence never solves anything.
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Besides, the Tick's
gonna clean his clock!
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But look! Barry's got some kind of
kinetic generator in his shield.
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When he turns it on it gives him
superhuman crushing power.
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Yeah. He can squoosh rocks!
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Oh, you're strong.
But you're no match for the Tick!
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Barry, you're going to have
to start making some sense.
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Whoa!
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Yep. I been a sidekick for, oh...
goin' on 46 years.
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- That's dog years.
- Been all across this crazy country.
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Kickin' for a hero with a brain
the size of a walnut.
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And what do I got to show for it?
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High blood pressure, artificial hip
and a case of the worms.
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- But man, I love it!
- Not me, pal.
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I just wanna get back to the jungle.
Oh, Borneo, sweet Borneo!
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If you wanted a snack, you just
reached up into a tree and plucked it.
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Not like here. Oh, no sir, no!
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Some hairless jerk
had to go and invent money.
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Some hairless jerk like you!
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65 cents for a candy bar.
What are you, nuts?
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You frighten me terribly.
I'd like to go now.
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So he says, "You gotta do
something smart. Something big."
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"You wanna be a super-villain, right?"
And I go, "Yeah. What do I gotta do?"
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And he says, "You got bombs.
Blow up the Comet Club."
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"It's packed with superheroes.
You'll go down in history."
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I go, "Yeah, baby. 'Cause I'm the evil
Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!"
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[Cackles]
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Guys, guys. Don't do this to yourselves.
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Let's put violence in the happy box!
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OK, good. I have your attention.
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Now, as everyone knows,
I used to be a very violent person.
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I tried to resolve
all of my problems with...
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g-g-guns.
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B-b-but I've been going to therapy
and it's turned my life around.
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I'm more centered now.
I'm a whole person.
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Barry, you seem to be working through
some serious identity issues here.
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Now, Barry, I can see
that you feel threatened by the Tick.
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You're also angry and you want
to find an outlet for that anger.
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Plus you got some drool on your chin.
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Grrrr!
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No. No, Barry, no!
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I said put it in the happy box!
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Now. Let's try this again.
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I hate this!
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I didn't want to come here
in the first place.
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"Borrow your sister's car.
We'll have a great time."
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Maybe the Tick's having a great time!
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Hmm!
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[Door opens]
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And so he says to me,
"You got legs, baby. You're everywhere."
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"You're all over the place!"
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Yeah!
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Hello?
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Uh...
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Hi.
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What are you... doing?
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I just, uh...
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I just wanted to use the, uh...
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And so he says, "Evil's OK in my book.
What about yours?"
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And I go, "Yeah, baby, yeah. Yeah!"
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I just wanted to, uh... wash my hands.
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Oh. Um... OK.
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But why does your bag say "bombs" on it?
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Oh. Heh-heh! That's just...
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Boom, baby, boom! I'm the evil
Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!
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Oh, great!
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Eat my smoke, copper!
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[Cackles]
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[Chatter]
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An object at rest cannot be stopped!
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[Chattering continues]
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So, good! I think we've got the makings
of a compromise here, guys.
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Barry, you give up
calling yourself the Tick
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and come with me
to my group therapy sessions.
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[Growls]
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And Tick, I guess
you can be called the Tick!
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'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.
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Then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong."
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And he says,
"I can't, 'cause you're not!"
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[Coughs and groans]
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[Beeping]
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My doorman sense
is picking something up.
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Sewer Urchin!
Somebody's trying to blow up the club.
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Oh, very bad!
Definitely unacceptable. Yeah.
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Better tell the Tick.
Wait, he's busy fighting the Tick.
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- The Tick?
- [Whistle]
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00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:38,069
Aha! Thought you could get by
Doorman, didn't you, sidekick?
246
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,440
Listen, I...
247
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,001
Hey!
248
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,718
Barry, come on. I can't fight you.
249
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,277
Superheroes only fight super-villains.
250
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,482
Of course, if you wanted
to become a super-villain,
251
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,528
I think we could have that arranged.
252
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,868
This could happen to you, baby.
This could happen to anybody!
253
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,903
I'll take the porcelain dog.
254
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,738
And all the rest's
on the gift certificate, Chuck.
255
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,775
So. You still want more, uh?
256
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,543
Oh. Hi, Barry.
257
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,779
I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
258
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,445
Ooh!
259
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,150
[Evil laugh]
260
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,693
You're pinned under my shield.
261
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,594
Submit! Renounce your name.
262
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,360
Or I will crush you flat!
263
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,798
Never!
264
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,335
[Titters]
265
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,338
I wanted you to say that. Good, good!
266
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,933
Or should I say... goodbye!
267
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,000
[Laughs]
268
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,241
[Beeping]
269
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,308
[Chatter]
270
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,579
He says,
"I don't like the cut of your jib."
271
00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,318
And I go, I says,
"It's the only jib I got, baby!"
272
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:04,454
You know, I love a woman
who dresses in stainless steel.
273
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,293
Get lost, creep.
274
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,390
Looks bad for the Tick.
275
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,459
Nothing can withstand
Barry's shield on overdrive.
276
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,904
Heh-heh! I hope this
makes things perfectly clear.
277
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,137
I am the only Tick around here!
278
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:22,313
Oh, head spinning, ears ringing.
279
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,679
No, more of a throbbing really.
280
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,184
But regardless... Ouch!
281
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,080
Say uncle!
282
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,747
OK. Uncle.
283
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,257
No, no! You know, I mean...
284
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,091
Renounce your name
and call me the Tick.
285
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,028
You are...
286
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:44,331
...Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
287
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:48,169
Listen, somebody's planting
bombs all over the place.
288
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,676
Oh, yeah?
And who would that be, sidekick?
289
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:55,840
He says he's the evil Midnight Bomber
what bombs at midnight!
290
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,848
- Yeah, baby!
- Oh, sure.
291
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,214
That sounds real!
292
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,617
Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
293
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,519
Urchin, help!
294
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,251
Oh, OK.
295
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,061
Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
296
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,790
[Groans]
297
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,332
Got to... get it together.
298
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,493
Can't lose my name.
299
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,969
It's on all my stationery!
300
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,597
[Strains]
301
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,343
[Cackles]
302
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,872
60 seconds to midnight.
60 seconds to nowhere, baby!
303
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,386
You have all become victims of the evil
Midnight Bomber what bombs...
304
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,146
Hey, pay attention!
305
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,590
Yeah, don't hurt him!
He's definitely my ride home.
306
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,355
Club policy!
307
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,694
Sidekicks stay in the sidekick lounge.
308
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,928
Ugh! What a terrible stink.
309
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,872
Central... nervous system shutting down.
310
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,501
Goodnight. Drive safely.
311
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,475
- Ha-ha!
- My shield!
312
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,485
I think you'd better find
a new name, mister.
313
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,420
Tick! Evil is afoot.
314
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:17,154
The Comet Club is riddled with bombs.
And they're set to blow at midnight!
315
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,060
What do they look like, chum?
316
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,723
Well, they look like that.
317
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,734
Good heavens!
They're all over the place.
318
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:28,501
Yeah, baby. And you've only got
20 seconds before you all eat ceiling!
319
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,236
Well, there's gonna be
a heck of a line at the cape check.
320
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,301
Let's go get those bombs, Arthur.
321
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,541
Uh-huh.
322
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,084
Oop. Air freshener!
323
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,959
Ha-hah!
324
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,295
Oop! Heh-heh!
325
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,063
[Beeping]
326
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,106
That's it. I quit.
327
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,877
[Cheering, applause]
328
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,784
You know, he is
a close personal friend of mine.
329
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,488
You make me sick to my stomach.
330
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,088
Oh, it's always about you, isn't it?
331
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,691
No applause necessary.
Just doing my job.
332
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,833
Hey, you!
333
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,171
You're in a lot of trouble!
334
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,972
Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
335
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,842
Baby...
336
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,940
This is wearing a little thin, Barry.
337
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,884
I'm not Barry. I'm the Tick!
338
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:56,455
OK. I'll be Barry and you be the Tick.
339
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,053
Well! All this and a villain, too!
340
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:03,227
You'll never prove a thing, copper.
I'm just a part-time electrician. I...
341
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,736
Bad is good, baby!
Down with government!
342
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,865
[Bickering]
343
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,170
What a great place!
344
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,369
Oh, yeah. That was great.
345
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,469
Guys, I'm not gonna warn you again!
346
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,605
Ahh, what's in a name anyway?
347
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:20,448
If I were called Bob or Jack
or Vinnie or a piece of fruit
348
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,487
would I be any less a hero?
349
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:27,651
And if Barry were called Rupert, Max
or Rainbow, would he be any less a jerk?
350
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,819
I don't think so.
351
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:34,389
Because a name is a rose
and it only smells as sweet as you are.
352
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,331
- Are we home yet? Ow!
- Ow yourself.
353
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,064
- Hey, quit copying me.
- Hey, quit copying me.
354
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,971
- Stop it. I was sitting here first!
- I was here sitting first.
355
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,941
- You're hogging it.
- I'm hogging it.
356
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,275
He's hogging everything, Tick.
Make him stop!
357
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:52,875
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