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(metal music)
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(footsteps and farting)
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(egg cracking)
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(yelping)
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(mechanical gears churning)
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(doors closing)
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(booming)
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(door closing)
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(mechanical gears churning)
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(engine revving)
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(snorting)
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(screaming)
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(exploding)
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(yelping)
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(siren wailing)
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(slow piano music)
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(exploding)
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(fire crackling)
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(snorting)
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(thunder crashing)
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(tools scraping)
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(scary music)
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- Looks like it's about to rain.
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- Yep.
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- Oh my God, you see that?
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- What?
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- That.
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- What is it?
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- Looks like a llama.
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- I bet it's the Wilson's.
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It must've got out of the fence again.
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- Well you better go give them a call.
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- Let's do it in the morning.
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Weather is getting ready to come in
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and I don't feel like
chasing a llama around
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in the rain all night.
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- Alright, let's hurry.
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(thunder crashing and rain falling)
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Did you call the
neighbors about the llama?
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- No, I did not.
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- Probably should because it's storming.
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- Well it's not my problem.
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If it was my llama I'd be concerned.
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- You won't think that
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when he gets in the
garden you just put out.
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- Then it'll be a dead llama.
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(thunder crashing)
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(chattering)
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(screeching)
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(screaming)
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(splattering)
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(gas seeping)
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(helicopter chopping)
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- My God!
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Alright, just bag 'em
and get 'em back to base.
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(helicopter chopping)
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("Amazing Grace")
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- I can't believe Dad didn't show.
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- Why would he show?
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It wasn't his parents' funeral.
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- Yeah, but, he should've been there.
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What was he doing?
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(moaning)
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(bed knocking)
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- That's enough talk about your father.
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- Sorry, Mom.
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- You're gonna have to stay
at your grandparents' house
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until we get this whole will situated.
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- Did the police have
any news on the killer?
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- It wasn't a killer, it
was some escaped zoo animal.
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- No, it couldn't have been the animal.
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I don't know how they
could've got inside the house.
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- Oh my God, Floyd.
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It was the Loch Ness and
Chewbacabra, Sasquatch, Moth Man.
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- That's enough.
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It was a freak accident, what
happened to your grandparents.
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The house is a safe place.
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Don't worry, the warden's
gonna be patrolling
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and he's gonna continue patrolling
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even after the house is sold.
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(scary music)
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm not gonna stay in this
depressing dress all day.
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- Now you better take care
of your grandparents' house.
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Don't be treating it like
some college frat house.
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I know what goes on there, I'm not stupid,
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I've been to college.
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- Mom, I'm not stupid either.
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(scary music)
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(door opening)
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(door closing)
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(door opening)
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(snorting)
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- Since when did Memaw
and Papa get a llama?
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- Who cares, Floyd.
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- You know your grandparents.
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They'll buy anything that they don't need.
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Now come one, help me with these bags.
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(door opening)
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- [Mel] God, Floyd, shut the door.
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(door closing)
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- Now you need to be nice to your brother.
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He's been through a lot.
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- My God, Mom, he's not
a little kid anymore.
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He needs to grow up.
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- It doesn't matter.
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He's not like you.
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He was young when your
father and I split up.
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That does something to a kid.
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- Oh my God.
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- I mean it, Mel.
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- Fine, I'll be nice, whatever.
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- And if he wets the bed, don't
make a big deal out of it.
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(laughing)
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- But Mom, you said you
wouldn't tell anyone.
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- Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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It's just that your
sister cares about you.
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One time I had to go to school
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and bring her a pair of underwear.
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(laughing)
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- I was little though.
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- It's still not the same.
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- I think we got the
last bag out of the car
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so you can probably head out now.
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- Okay, Mel, promise me you'll behave.
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- Yes, I promise I'll be good.
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- Floyd, take care of your sister.
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- Okay, I'll try.
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- [Mel] Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Mom.
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(birds chirping)
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- How long do you think
we have to be here for?
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- Who cares, we have a house to ourselves.
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- Who are you calling?
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- I'm calling Stacy so she
can get her ass over here
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with some beer.
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Hey Stacy, yeah, guess what?
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Yep, all to myself.
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So go ahead and text everyone
and I'm gonna do the same.
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Alright, I'll let you know
the address in a little bit.
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Alright, later bitch.
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- You can't call everyone, Mom said.
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- Oh my God, Floyd, calm down.
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It's gonna be fine.
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We're gonna have a couple
people over tonight
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and you're just gonna
have to deal with it.
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It's gonna be fine.
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You might even enjoy yourself.
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- Fine.
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But if anything happens,
if it gets crazy in there,
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or if anything happens, I'm
gonna make everyone leave
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and I'm gonna call Mom.
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- You can't live up Mom's ass forever.
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- I said fine.
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- I'm calling Mark.
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Hey, what's up?
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- Who the fuck is Mark?
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- Hey Dan, it's Mel.
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Hey Sheila.
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Hey Tre.
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Sebastian.
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Amanda.
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Barney, you want to
come to a party tonight?
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(scary music)
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Mike, hey.
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Kathleen, what's up?
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Miguel, hola!
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I wanted to know if you want to swing by.
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Hi Kim.
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Hi Ernie, how are ya.
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(speaking in foreign language)
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(scary music)
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Hey Julie.
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Hey Spock.
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You and Sally should totally
come to my party tonight.
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Hey Cody.
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Hey Mary.
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Stop calling me.
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Hey Alex.
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You want to come over, we're
having kind of a party.
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Hey Ted.
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Hey Emily.
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Hold on, Rob's on the other line.
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Rob, where's my fucking money?
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(scary music)
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Hey Annie, are you free?
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Who cares if your Dad
died, come to my party.
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Hey Sara.
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Hey Zeus.
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Hey Cassie.
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Hey Harry.
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Tessa, oh you're with Cassie?
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Oh, well just have her fill you in.
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(door creaking)
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You have any nice lady friends
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that you could bring with you?
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That would be awesome.
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Hold on.
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Oh my God, Floyd, change your clothes.
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You look like a loser.
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- Fine.
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(scary music)
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- I need your thoughts on this, doctor.
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- Well, by the look of things,
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I think I'm getting too old for this shit.
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- The report from NASA says
they were tracking this
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and they believe it come
from the Orion Nebula.
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- Well it makes sense because it's a,
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it came through the northern quadrant
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and crash landed here so
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I think it's a pretty good assumption.
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- I have never seen
technology this advanced.
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- Me either.
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We can study this
technology for a lifetime
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and not even understand a tenth
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of its advanced capabilities.
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- But doctor, there's something
else I wanted to show you.
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- I've been waiting my whole
life for something like this.
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Let's take it and examine it.
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(heavy rock music)
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- [Girl] Never have I ever
slept with a professor.
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- Scholars are bad bitches.
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(ball landing)
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- Oh, bitch cup!
- Bitch cup!
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- Drop your drawers.
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- There's no way those
are the house rules.
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- House rules!
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- Yeah!
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(high fiving)
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- Drop your drawers, drop your drawers.
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- Drop your drawers.
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- Drop your drawers, drop your drawers.
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(clothing falling)
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- Nice.
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- Hey guys, can we use coasters?
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Grandpa's trying to sell the house,
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well, my Mom's trying to sell the house.
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I just don't want to get
anything here ruined.
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- Okay.
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- THat's all I'm trying to say.
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- I'm gonna grab another beer.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Anybody, anybody want anything?
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- Excuse me.
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- [Man] Yeah, and grab some more coasters.
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- Hey dude, I'm serious.
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The sequel, way better than the original.
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- No fucking way.
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- By a long shot.
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- Not even a little bit, man.
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- Come on!
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- The original Evil Dead,
no man, you can't beat that.
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- Dude, Army of Darkness is my shit.
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- Okay, Dan, Dan, what's your opinion?
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- About what.
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- Which one's better,
Evil Dead one or two?
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- I love the new one.
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(groaning)
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- That's bullshit.
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- Without Bruce Campbell,
is this dude serious?
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- Of course not, dude, all hail the king!
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- All hail the king!
- All hail the king!
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- Shoot it, babe.
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(ball hitting)
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Nice.
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(ball hitting)
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- Oh, drop your drawers!
- Oh, drop your drawers!
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(high fiving)
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- You know you want to.
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Show 'em what you're working with.
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(laughing)
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00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:59,922
- Just can't believe that
Pluto's not a planet anymore.
272
00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:04,513
- Sorry, I hear that Uranus
is pretty bare though.
273
00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:08,549
(laughing)
274
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,679
- Yo, we need to talk.
275
00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:19,239
(cards falling)
276
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,209
- [Man] Oh God.
277
00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:31,678
Fuck.
278
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,420
- [Man] Stop, I got it, I got it.
279
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:37,450
- Oh my God, what's wrong?
280
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,600
- What the fuck is
wrong with your brother?
281
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,000
- Dan, I told you, he's a train wreck.
282
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,810
- Yeah, I know, but that's a
pretty bad showing right now.
283
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,782
- [Mel] How are we doing on
operation getting him laid?
284
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,132
- Yeah, I'm working on it,
but that isn't helping.
285
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:54,110
- Well, who'd you get anyway?
286
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,570
She's not a total slut, right?
287
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,180
Because the last thing
I want is for my brother
288
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,730
to get herpes and completely
be turned off to fun.
289
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,640
- By fun, you mean sex?
290
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,760
- Well is there any other kind?
291
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,593
- Good point.
292
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:08,330
Well, Alex is kind of a slut,
293
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,590
but Sam, she's a cherry picker.
294
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,690
- A cherry picker?
295
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,982
- She likes virgins and
she likes to stick around
296
00:16:14,982 --> 00:16:17,894
until they both get their
instruments in tune.
297
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,644
(passionate saxophone music)
298
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,510
- Dan, oh my God, stop.
299
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,030
Okay, just make it happen.
300
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,610
I'm gonna go get another drink.
301
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,422
- Alright, I'm gonna grab some beers.
302
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:28,535
(girl singing)
303
00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:29,840
- Hey, sweet cheeks,
remember the last time
304
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,290
we both had our drawers down?
305
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,822
- Why were you both drawers-less?
306
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,100
- Don't worry about it, babe.
307
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,413
It was nothing, really.
308
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,150
(kissing)
309
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:43,983
Seriously.
310
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,109
(weeping)
311
00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,772
I don't even know what he's talking about.
312
00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:48,908
Babe!
313
00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:51,575
(hip hop music)
314
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,035
(coughing)
315
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:03,981
- How you do that fucking circle thing?
316
00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:08,981
- Oh, the two ears, it's like you put.
317
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:13,263
- Hey guys, what is that smell?
318
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:16,377
- I don't smell anything.
319
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:18,931
What are you smelling?
320
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,780
- [Man] What are you
even talking about man?
321
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,193
- It smells like skunk.
322
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:26,090
- I don't smell anything, man.
323
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:29,660
- It smells kind of
like Dad's lady friends.
324
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,667
- I don't know, man.
325
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:35,667
- It's you guys, you smell like it.
326
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,920
- Maybe it's the paprika.
327
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:38,753
- Yeah!
328
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,481
- You should get it.
329
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:42,314
- [Dan] Hey, Floyd!
330
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:43,147
- Yeah?
331
00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:44,103
- Get Sam a drink.
332
00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:47,830
She don't drink beer.
333
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,431
- Yeah, I'll go make her a drink.
334
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,153
- This fucking kid!
335
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,197
- Smooth, man, that was real smooth.
336
00:18:55,197 --> 00:18:57,617
- I'm gonna take a pull on that.
337
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:58,957
- Alright, alright.
338
00:18:58,957 --> 00:18:59,790
- Oh, man.
339
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:04,544
(door opening)
340
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,817
(door closing)
341
00:19:06,817 --> 00:19:08,420
(upbeat music)
342
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,643
- Has anyone seen Sarah?
343
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,607
(gentle tone)
344
00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:18,607
(heavy metal music)
345
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,031
(gentle tone)
346
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,130
(laughing)
347
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,581
- She's so funny, that's hilarious.
348
00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:29,081
(gentle tone)
349
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:33,894
(gentle tone)
350
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,117
- Bitch.
351
00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:39,367
(gentle tone)
352
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:40,894
(gentle tone)
353
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,356
(tires screeching)
354
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,856
(scary music)
355
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,131
(snorting)
356
00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:57,298
(honking)
357
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,240
(footsteps)
358
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,561
(buzzing)
359
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,281
(exploding)
360
00:20:17,281 --> 00:20:20,107
(screaming)
361
00:20:20,107 --> 00:20:23,024
(flames crackling)
362
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:30,257
(gentle tone)
363
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:33,817
(ball landing)
364
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,883
- Dude, nice shot!
365
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,844
- What do you mean, he
text you a couple times?
366
00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:43,230
- I mean, I don't know.
367
00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:46,070
He's probably just checking
to see how I'm doing.
368
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,610
- How you're doing?
369
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,703
Your ex-boyfriend is not
supposed to text you, period.
370
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,950
What are you looking at, player?
371
00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,207
- I'm sorry.
372
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:03,610
- It's not like it meant anything.
373
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,443
- Yeah?
374
00:21:04,443 --> 00:21:07,657
This shit needs to stop, okay?
375
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,920
- Hey, you having fun?
376
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,460
- No, not really.
377
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,250
When can everybody go home?
378
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,900
- Floyd, look around, everyone's drinking.
379
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,592
We can't advocate drinking and driving.
380
00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:20,000
- Was that your whole plan all along?
381
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,800
- Calm down, it's fine.
382
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,200
Besides I saw you talking
to that girl in there.
383
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200
- Yeah, she did ask me
to make her a drink.
384
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,033
- She did?
385
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:27,866
Okay, hold on.
386
00:21:29,594 --> 00:21:31,761
(pouring)
387
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,630
Okay, here you go.
388
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,820
Just make sure you give that to her
389
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,500
and make sure to smile.
390
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,513
- Thanks, like this?
391
00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:59,473
- Uh, yeah, that's fine, just smile.
392
00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:06,711
(slurping)
393
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:12,722
- Oh, that's nice.
394
00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:19,548
(splashing)
395
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,359
(screaming)
396
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,449
(growling)
397
00:22:23,449 --> 00:22:25,140
- What do you mean you
only blew him twice?
398
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,920
- Hey you guys, take it outside.
399
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,059
- Whatever.
400
00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,799
- It didn't mean anything.
401
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:31,736
Dave!
402
00:22:31,736 --> 00:22:34,299
- I have this bone that's like bent off.
403
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:35,915
- [Man] It has like all
these drools all over it.
404
00:22:35,915 --> 00:22:38,801
(ominous ringing)
405
00:22:38,801 --> 00:22:40,590
- What is this?
406
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,257
(door shutting)
407
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,262
- Something wrong with that fucking llama.
408
00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:49,323
(stomping)
409
00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:51,350
(laughing)
410
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,200
- Dude, what?
411
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,268
- Seriously, his eyes man,
you guys gotta listen to me.
412
00:22:55,268 --> 00:22:59,790
Fucking, it's like it was
possessed or something.
413
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:00,790
Guys, you gotta listen to me.
414
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:01,623
- Ooh!
415
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,920
- Oh my god!
416
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,083
- Serious, guys.
417
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,140
I'm fucking serious, man.
418
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,020
Fuck!
419
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,859
- That boy has smoked himself silly.
420
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,442
(door locking)
421
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,470
- What you been smoking?
422
00:23:19,055 --> 00:23:20,923
- Guys, we gotta go, we gotta
get the fuck out of here.
423
00:23:38,257 --> 00:23:39,090
- Yeah.
424
00:23:45,664 --> 00:23:46,585
(dance music)
425
00:23:46,585 --> 00:23:48,025
- I got you a drink.
426
00:23:48,025 --> 00:23:48,858
- Thanks.
427
00:23:48,858 --> 00:23:49,691
- Welcome.
428
00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:53,540
- Dan, what if I play this game?
429
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:54,640
- Who's house is this?
430
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,703
- Sit down and let's have some fun.
431
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:01,550
Take this.
432
00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:02,383
- Thank you.
433
00:24:04,406 --> 00:24:08,510
So how do we play?
434
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:09,950
- It's really simple.
435
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,603
You just pull a card.
436
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,670
What does that mean?
437
00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,369
- Waterfall!
438
00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:22,536
(gulping)
439
00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,420
(burping)
440
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:43,923
- I know its eyes turned red.
441
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:49,240
- I believe you bro, man, I really do.
442
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,843
But here's the thing, it didn't happen.
443
00:24:54,123 --> 00:24:55,363
- Yes, it did.
444
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:58,920
- Man, this shit had me believing
445
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,780
that my dog was Lucifer
446
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,193
and then I had to obey its every command.
447
00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:05,954
- Dude, really?
448
00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:07,360
What did he make you do?
449
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,690
- He made me cook him steak and hot dogs.
450
00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:13,520
Man, when I came down my Mom saw the mess
451
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,683
and she was pissed.
452
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,670
- Dude, dude, Cody, you
seem really tense right now.
453
00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:22,593
Here, I'll pack a bowl for you.
454
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,200
- I know it wasn't that fucking weed.
455
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,400
- This stuff will make
you see dancing llamas,
456
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,240
rather than those red-eye
llamas you been looking at, bro.
457
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,313
That's a way better trip, here.
458
00:25:43,673 --> 00:25:45,040
(chewing)
459
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,096
- Whoa, never seen a wildebeest before.
460
00:25:49,096 --> 00:25:51,163
Hey buddy, want a hit?
461
00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:58,060
(inhaling)
462
00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,360
(chewing)
463
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,693
(screaming)
464
00:26:07,045 --> 00:26:09,378
(squirting)
465
00:26:14,822 --> 00:26:15,655
- Babe?
466
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,287
Where are you?
467
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:22,983
Look, I'm sorry.
468
00:26:25,246 --> 00:26:26,873
Hey, let's go inside and talk about it.
469
00:26:26,873 --> 00:26:29,460
(screaming)
470
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,793
(squirting)
471
00:26:45,508 --> 00:26:47,675
(beating)
472
00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:58,058
(punching)
473
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:01,368
(screaming)
474
00:27:14,845 --> 00:27:17,095
(cracking)
475
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:26,902
(foot stepping)
476
00:27:30,168 --> 00:27:32,305
- What does nine do?
477
00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:33,388
- Nine rhyme.
478
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:36,160
- Just say a word.
479
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,592
- Shit.
480
00:27:39,592 --> 00:27:40,803
- Fit.
481
00:27:42,858 --> 00:27:46,022
- Bit.
482
00:27:46,022 --> 00:27:46,855
- Clit.
483
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,860
- Lit.
484
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:51,970
- Shit.
485
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,750
- That's a repeat.
486
00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,830
You drink now!
487
00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:56,663
- Okay.
488
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:08,311
(can opening)
489
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,360
- What, what happened?
490
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,223
- That's all you.
491
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:13,070
You have to chug that now.
492
00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,580
- [Man] Chug, bitch.
493
00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:15,443
- Chug it!
494
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,650
Hurry!
495
00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:19,133
Hurry!
496
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,580
- Oh my, Jesus
497
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,050
- [Sarah] Hey, leave him alone.
498
00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:28,724
Hey, he's alright.
499
00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:31,210
(gulping)
500
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,793
- [Man] Come on, come on.
501
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,250
(vomiting)
502
00:28:40,727 --> 00:28:42,660
- What the fuck are we supposed to do now?
503
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:44,883
Who wants to play with beer vomit cards?
504
00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:51,810
- There's a, We don't have to,
there's a hot tub out back.
505
00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:52,930
You don't have to play cards.
506
00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:54,760
We can do something else, guys.
507
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,220
- You have a hot tub?
508
00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,670
- Yeah, my grandparents had.
509
00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:59,160
- You've been holding out on me?
510
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,300
Oh my God!
511
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:04,850
- Hot tub, hot tub,
hot tub, you're coming.
512
00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:06,524
Let's go, let's go.
513
00:29:06,524 --> 00:29:07,357
- [Man] Rally the troops, let's go.
514
00:29:07,357 --> 00:29:08,413
- I'm gonna rally the troops.
515
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,003
Hot tub!
516
00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:12,300
Wakey, wakey, no more bakey.
517
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:13,570
- What's up, Dan?
518
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,397
- Guess what I just found.
519
00:29:15,397 --> 00:29:16,230
- What?
520
00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:17,674
- I found a hot tub.
521
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,293
Hot tub party.
522
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,513
- [Man] Yeah, buddy.
523
00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:23,810
- What about you, Cody?
524
00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:24,690
You in or you out?
525
00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:25,523
- What's it?
526
00:29:25,523 --> 00:29:26,810
- A hot tub party?
527
00:29:26,810 --> 00:29:28,770
You in or are you out?
528
00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:30,200
- Yeah, yeah.
529
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,737
- Okay, alright, let's go, let's go.
530
00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:36,660
- [Man] Okay, ready, ready.
531
00:29:49,385 --> 00:29:52,385
(heavy metal music)
532
00:29:59,639 --> 00:30:02,222
(door closing)
533
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:12,523
(squeaking)
534
00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:16,142
(slow music)
535
00:30:18,397 --> 00:30:20,643
- Oh, shit, my bad, Cheech!
536
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,850
- What's up, man?
537
00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:24,683
- What's up?
538
00:30:24,683 --> 00:30:25,890
Where's the fucking beer
at in this place, man?
539
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,400
- Oh, dude, I don't got any beer.
540
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,040
This is a special night.
541
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:29,963
- Yeah?
542
00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:31,960
- This is special
celestial lemongrass bud.
543
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,863
- Yeah, let me see it?
544
00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:36,113
(inhaling)
545
00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:38,830
Alright, later, Shaggy.
546
00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,920
I'm gonna go get fucking laid.
547
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,340
- You wanna hang out a little?
548
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,000
Okay, nevermind.
549
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
- So Mel, tell me about
your new boyfriend.
550
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,390
- Well, his name is Trent and.
551
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:52,163
- Hey dear, am I too late?
552
00:30:52,163 --> 00:30:53,663
- Hey, how are ya?
553
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:55,970
(kissing)
554
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,830
So this is Trent.
555
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:58,930
- Pleased to meet you.
556
00:30:59,847 --> 00:31:01,210
- Nice to meet you too,
I've heard a lot about you.
557
00:31:01,210 --> 00:31:02,630
- Nothing bad, I hope.
558
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:06,363
- Just that you like snatching
kisses and vice versa.
559
00:31:06,363 --> 00:31:08,713
- Oh my God, Stacy, stop!
560
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,250
(slurping)
561
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,630
- You enjoying that beer?
562
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,363
Cause I'm enjoying watching
you drink that beer.
563
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:28,303
- Wait, I'm pretty tired.
564
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:32,503
Think I'll take a nap now.
565
00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:38,760
- Mel, you did not tell
me you had a hot tub.
566
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,000
- Oh, I totally forgot.
567
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,463
Grandpa only put it in this year.
568
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:43,296
- How's it going?
569
00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:45,627
I'm Trent, Mel's boyfriend.
570
00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:47,927
(creaking)
571
00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:49,190
- That's a pretty nice
grip you've got there.
572
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:51,033
- Yes, yes it is.
573
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,253
So is yours.
574
00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:02,310
- Measure your dicks
575
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,720
some other time then.
576
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,573
- Hot tub.
577
00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,250
- What's this I hear about a hot tub?
578
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,677
- Yeah, we're all getting in, let's go.
579
00:32:15,677 --> 00:32:17,593
- Let's go, fuck this kitchen.
580
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,467
(scary howling)
581
00:32:31,876 --> 00:32:32,959
- Whoo, yeah!
582
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,353
- The bathroom.
583
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,610
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
it's gonna be a while.
584
00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:47,220
- What, are you fucking kidding me?
585
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,200
Yeah, I doubt that, dick.
586
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,373
- What did you say?
587
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:54,073
- Uh, nothing, dude.
588
00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,914
- You're lucky I'm preoccupied right now.
589
00:32:57,914 --> 00:32:59,313
(door closing)
590
00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:00,313
- Fuck that.
591
00:33:08,327 --> 00:33:10,476
- I've never done this before.
592
00:33:10,476 --> 00:33:12,139
- I know.
593
00:33:12,139 --> 00:33:14,889
(romantic music)
594
00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:25,144
- So uh.
595
00:33:28,225 --> 00:33:30,392
(kissing)
596
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,931
(panting)
597
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,000
- Get the fuck out of here.
598
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,857
(buzzing)
599
00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:34,413
- Trent, what the fuck?
600
00:34:35,327 --> 00:34:36,430
- What?
601
00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,320
Oh come on, I can't help it if some chick
602
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,803
wants to send me a tit pic.
603
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:43,840
- You did so good.
604
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,683
- Yeah, I'm a man now.
605
00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:56,323
- Oh shit.
606
00:34:58,090 --> 00:34:58,923
Of course.
607
00:35:01,174 --> 00:35:03,841
(hip hop music)
608
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,283
- Hey, got nothing about these beers.
609
00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:35,912
- Oh, sorry bro.
610
00:35:35,912 --> 00:35:37,377
Go get some.
611
00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:38,710
- Be right back.
612
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:45,877
(scary music)
613
00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:49,644
(door creaking)
614
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,783
(footsteps)
615
00:36:03,577 --> 00:36:06,014
- Dude, got it!
616
00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:07,814
(snorting)
617
00:36:07,814 --> 00:36:10,840
(smacking)
618
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,173
(screaming)
619
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:17,117
(zapping)
620
00:36:40,214 --> 00:36:41,881
- It's in the house.
621
00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,540
- God damn it, I can't wait.
622
00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:02,600
What?
623
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,023
- Oh man, I don't know.
624
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,850
They might have got in the water.
625
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,230
- Are you ready to do this?
626
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,063
- Let's do it.
627
00:37:15,849 --> 00:37:18,016
(moaning)
628
00:37:33,297 --> 00:37:34,947
- Hey you guys, I got some beers.
629
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,310
- You fucking suck.
630
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,143
What is wrong with you?
631
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,020
- We got to know each other a little bit.
632
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,520
- Oh yeah, I'm sure you did.
633
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,353
- We did.
634
00:37:54,353 --> 00:37:55,186
- I'm sure.
635
00:37:55,186 --> 00:37:56,019
- We really did.
636
00:37:56,019 --> 00:37:57,352
- What the fuck?
637
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,200
What the fuck is wrong with you?
638
00:38:06,303 --> 00:38:07,600
- They're all dead.
639
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,630
They're all dead, all of them.
640
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:11,260
- Excuse me?
641
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,723
- Everyone is dead in the hot tub.
642
00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,053
Hot tub.
643
00:38:18,449 --> 00:38:19,636
The hot tub.
644
00:38:19,636 --> 00:38:21,249
- Dan, what are you talking about?
645
00:38:21,249 --> 00:38:22,440
- Everyone is dead in the hot tub!
646
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,273
- Fuck!
647
00:38:23,273 --> 00:38:26,400
- [Trent] What if that
boob pic was your boobs?
648
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,950
- [Mel] You know my boobs
are way nicer than that.
649
00:38:27,950 --> 00:38:31,380
And besides, who would be texting
you a picture of my boobs?
650
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:34,030
- [Trent] Also, I saw the
dick pic on your phone
651
00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:35,710
from months ago from that one dude.
652
00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:36,873
And I do know who it was.
653
00:38:36,873 --> 00:38:38,581
- [Mel] That dick pic was from months ago.
654
00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:41,440
Oh my God, Dan, what's going on?
655
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,140
- Everyone is dead in the hot tub!
656
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,640
- Oh my God, oh my God!
657
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,830
- What the fuck is that,
dude, oh my fucking God.
658
00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:56,060
What in the actual shit, oh my God, dude.
659
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:58,558
I did not call my bath
salts guy before this party.
660
00:38:58,558 --> 00:38:59,778
- What the fuck, Trent?
661
00:38:59,778 --> 00:39:01,112
- I wasn't in the hot tub!
662
00:39:01,112 --> 00:39:02,189
- What's this noise?
663
00:39:02,189 --> 00:39:04,750
- Floyd, everyone in the hot tub is dead.
664
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:05,710
- Everyone is dead in the hot tub!
665
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,870
- Take out your phone and call 911.
666
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,330
- Not one single bar, bro.
667
00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:11,920
- I don't have any signal, Floyd.
668
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,753
- [Floyd] You don't have any service?
669
00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:14,070
- [Mel] I have no service.
670
00:39:14,070 --> 00:39:17,413
- Then let's go outside
where there might be service.
671
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,120
- No, there are fucking
no bars, yeah of course.
672
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,501
- You have a signal now?
673
00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:32,741
- No!
- No!
674
00:39:32,741 --> 00:39:34,930
- My parents don't make eight figures
675
00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:37,503
for two out of six bars, Jesus.
676
00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:40,633
- [Floyd] Nothing's going on.
677
00:39:41,601 --> 00:39:44,380
Just a regular party with regular people
678
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,427
and there's nothing going on.
679
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,670
- Floyd, shut up, you're drunk.
680
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:50,933
- No, you shut up.
681
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,578
Actually no you don't shut up.
682
00:39:53,578 --> 00:39:54,411
You just keep trying to call.
683
00:39:54,411 --> 00:39:56,755
- Floyd, I don't have
any service out here.
684
00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:57,588
- Well the good news is
685
00:39:57,588 --> 00:39:59,300
there's nothing you need
to have service for.
686
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,505
- What are you talking about?
687
00:40:00,505 --> 00:40:03,105
We have a whole hot tub
of dead people inside!
688
00:40:03,105 --> 00:40:05,170
- They're obviously not dead,
they're just passed out.
689
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,180
This is a party.
690
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:07,430
- Floyd, they're dead.
691
00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:08,493
Ask Dan.
692
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,113
- They're dead.
693
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,965
- [Floyd] Dan is obviously on something.
694
00:40:14,965 --> 00:40:16,278
Look at him.
695
00:40:16,278 --> 00:40:17,455
- We need to get a hold of the police.
696
00:40:17,455 --> 00:40:18,288
- [Dan] They're dead.
697
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,760
- We don't need to get
a hold of the police.
698
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,740
We don't need to get a hold of anyone.
699
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:25,140
Just maybe more beer.
700
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,020
Actually, let's go inside
and drink some more.
701
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:29,060
- Floyd, when did you
become such an asshole?
702
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,405
Just go crawl back up Mom's ass, okay?
703
00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:33,905
(scary music)
704
00:40:37,355 --> 00:40:38,522
- Turn around.
705
00:40:56,338 --> 00:40:58,671
(screaming)
706
00:41:01,661 --> 00:41:03,911
(snorting)
707
00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,465
(buzzing)
708
00:41:10,612 --> 00:41:13,612
(exploding)
709
00:41:13,612 --> 00:41:15,648
(squirting)
710
00:41:15,648 --> 00:41:17,981
(screaming)
711
00:41:26,948 --> 00:41:29,115
(buzzing)
712
00:41:30,398 --> 00:41:31,948
(exploding)
713
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,625
(squirting)
714
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,958
(screaming)
715
00:41:45,762 --> 00:41:48,012
(vomiting)
716
00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:09,655
(flames crackling)
717
00:42:12,648 --> 00:42:14,898
(spitting)
718
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:24,308
- What the fuck?
719
00:42:30,475 --> 00:42:31,308
- Fuck!
720
00:42:33,212 --> 00:42:34,438
- Oh god!
721
00:42:34,438 --> 00:42:37,080
- Wait, didn't grandpa and
grandma have a land line?
722
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,230
- Yeah, yeah, they did.
723
00:42:41,888 --> 00:42:44,721
(heavy breathing)
724
00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:50,377
(grunting)
725
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:56,740
- Hello, yes, yes, this is an emergency.
726
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,076
Yeah, there's a llama out
there shooting people.
727
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,250
- What the, don't tell them that!
728
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,300
- Well, too late now.
729
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:05,497
(screaming)
730
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,625
(grunting)
731
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:17,875
(creaking)
732
00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:21,706
(scary music)
733
00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:32,700
- No, I'm not joking, it's real.
734
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:33,650
This isn't a prank.
735
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:34,620
- They didn't believe you.
736
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:35,808
- They hung up.
737
00:43:35,808 --> 00:43:36,641
- I'm calling Dad.
738
00:43:36,641 --> 00:43:37,474
- Oh, God.
739
00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:41,123
(buzzing)
740
00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:47,803
- Yeah, yeah?
741
00:43:49,106 --> 00:43:50,503
Mel?
742
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,910
Huh, what?
743
00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:55,970
I can't understand you.
744
00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:57,533
- Dad, Dad?
745
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,730
Dad?
746
00:44:01,730 --> 00:44:03,330
Floyd, I think our line is dead.
747
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:05,916
- I gotta go, my kids need me.
748
00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:09,183
- You have kids?
749
00:44:10,092 --> 00:44:10,925
- A couple.
750
00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,000
- You're about to have a few.
751
00:44:16,442 --> 00:44:19,109
(door creaking)
752
00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:25,723
- Damn, that's nasty.
753
00:44:27,776 --> 00:44:29,380
- What is wrong with you?
754
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,042
- What's wrong with him?
755
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:33,209
- What is happening to me?
756
00:44:35,479 --> 00:44:37,356
- Let's just go, let's just go.
757
00:44:37,356 --> 00:44:38,689
Get out of here!
758
00:44:48,142 --> 00:44:48,975
- Guys?
759
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,473
Guys?
760
00:44:56,642 --> 00:44:58,225
Where is everybody?
761
00:45:02,129 --> 00:45:03,780
Guys?
762
00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:05,393
- Come on, let's go, come on!
763
00:45:10,742 --> 00:45:13,409
(door creaking)
764
00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:19,423
- Guys?
765
00:45:22,356 --> 00:45:25,006
(screaming)
766
00:45:25,006 --> 00:45:27,339
(exploding)
767
00:45:31,828 --> 00:45:34,579
(intense music)
768
00:45:34,579 --> 00:45:36,912
(screaming)
769
00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:45,375
- This way, run, come on!
770
00:45:47,526 --> 00:45:49,693
(buzzing)
771
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,337
(exploding)
772
00:46:31,029 --> 00:46:34,029
- Come on, get up, come on, come on.
773
00:46:39,352 --> 00:46:42,379
(squirting)
774
00:46:42,379 --> 00:46:43,962
- Tough break, kid.
775
00:46:50,413 --> 00:46:51,513
- Hey, hey, hey.
776
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:55,210
We're not going any further with you, man.
777
00:46:55,210 --> 00:46:56,580
- [Man] What the fuck
are you talking about?
778
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,010
- No, no, Dan's right.
779
00:46:58,010 --> 00:47:00,040
He's part of the reason
the llama can chase us.
780
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,730
- No, we're not just gonna leave him.
781
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:02,563
- We have to leave him.
782
00:47:02,563 --> 00:47:05,350
It'll keep following us
if we don't leave him.
783
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:08,637
Go sit up somewhere else!
784
00:47:08,637 --> 00:47:10,554
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
785
00:47:14,429 --> 00:47:16,429
- Fuck you guys, no, no.
786
00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:20,629
I'm a fucking llama man!
787
00:47:24,727 --> 00:47:27,477
(haunting music)
788
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:43,769
(grunting)
789
00:47:52,501 --> 00:47:54,751
(vomiting)
790
00:47:59,445 --> 00:48:01,695
(snorting)
791
00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:04,565
- Is it a horse?
792
00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:05,945
No, is it an emu?
793
00:48:05,945 --> 00:48:07,862
No, what are you doing?
794
00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:12,800
This is not fun, this is not fun.
795
00:48:30,267 --> 00:48:31,100
- It's a spaceship.
796
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,503
- Floyd, don't be stupid,
it's not a spaceship.
797
00:48:34,633 --> 00:48:37,470
- Well obviously it's a
space ship, just look at it.
798
00:48:37,470 --> 00:48:39,000
- Floyd, we're not on the Sci-Fi Channel,
799
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,390
it's not a space ship.
800
00:48:40,390 --> 00:48:42,220
- It has wings like a space ship.
801
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,680
It's red like a space ship.
802
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,583
It's craft like a space ship, so it's,
803
00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:49,420
there's something out there killing people
804
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:52,939
with unearthly powers that's
obviously not from this world.
805
00:48:52,939 --> 00:48:54,121
- Floyd, wait.
806
00:48:54,121 --> 00:48:54,954
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
807
00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:57,683
- Hold on.
808
00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:18,753
- Dan, what is it?
809
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,853
- Dan, I'm not sure that's safe.
810
00:49:33,790 --> 00:49:35,541
- Look what I found.
811
00:49:35,541 --> 00:49:36,867
- What is it?
812
00:49:36,867 --> 00:49:38,833
- It's a God damn space stick.
813
00:49:41,767 --> 00:49:42,867
I think it's a weapon.
814
00:49:45,123 --> 00:49:46,456
We can use this.
815
00:49:49,176 --> 00:49:50,009
Let's go!
816
00:49:55,925 --> 00:49:57,197
I got this.
817
00:49:57,197 --> 00:49:59,579
(buzzing)
818
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:00,668
- Dan, look out.
819
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:03,001
(exploding)
820
00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:07,090
Hit that one out of the park, huh?
821
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,293
Though we have not fought valiantly,
822
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,363
many of our friends have perished.
823
00:50:16,670 --> 00:50:19,000
If for no other reason than this
824
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,523
blazing eye beast's sick
and twisted pleasure.
825
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,343
Let them not die in vain!
826
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,250
With this space stick, we will avenge them
827
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:35,767
and we will win this wrestle
between earth and space.
828
00:50:38,617 --> 00:50:40,784
(buzzing)
829
00:50:45,089 --> 00:50:45,922
Guys?
830
00:50:46,937 --> 00:50:48,220
(exploding)
831
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:50,553
(screaming)
832
00:51:03,705 --> 00:51:05,740
- [Radio Announcer] This
caused an alien event.
833
00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:06,920
Think about it, not even the government,
834
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,550
people with money, the globalists,
835
00:51:08,550 --> 00:51:10,120
new world order, the illuminati,
836
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,200
they don't want you to know
about alien technology.
837
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,400
They want to keep that
technology for themselves.
838
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,100
Technology is power.
839
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,393
- Aliens, my ass!
840
00:51:18,317 --> 00:51:19,770
Gosh darn it, can't even get a car
841
00:51:19,770 --> 00:51:22,470
to go 30 miles a gallon, how
we gonna get to the moon?
842
00:51:23,930 --> 00:51:24,763
Bigfoot, maybe.
843
00:51:26,897 --> 00:51:29,397
(scary music)
844
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,710
- Floyd, we're trapped.
845
00:51:37,531 --> 00:51:39,698
- Just give me one moment.
846
00:51:41,187 --> 00:51:42,020
Over here!
847
00:51:46,099 --> 00:51:47,982
Floyd, how'd you know about this?
848
00:51:47,982 --> 00:51:50,141
- Grandpa showed me last summer.
849
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,391
When they dodged the draft.
850
00:51:54,627 --> 00:51:55,460
Let's go!
851
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:04,951
- [Radio Announcer]
I'll tell you one thing,
852
00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:07,782
I'm not gonna work on some movie.
853
00:52:07,782 --> 00:52:10,879
(tires screeching)
854
00:52:10,879 --> 00:52:15,879
- Let's go to the loft, I
can't climb all of this.
855
00:52:20,821 --> 00:52:23,033
- Is it gone yet?
856
00:52:23,033 --> 00:52:24,533
- Let me go check.
857
00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:37,461
(exploding)
858
00:52:37,461 --> 00:52:38,294
- My god!
859
00:52:39,815 --> 00:52:42,482
- It's most definitely not gone.
860
00:52:49,889 --> 00:52:50,820
(gun cocking)
861
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:53,260
- Damn kids and their laser beams.
862
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:54,630
Fucking bigfoot.
863
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,800
(gun cocking)
864
00:53:25,288 --> 00:53:27,538
(dripping)
865
00:53:44,697 --> 00:53:45,864
What the fuck?
866
00:53:48,699 --> 00:53:50,949
(spitting)
867
00:53:53,343 --> 00:53:55,593
(groaning)
868
00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:13,065
(grunting)
869
00:54:21,163 --> 00:54:23,496
(screaming)
870
00:54:47,139 --> 00:54:47,972
- Fuck.
871
00:54:50,595 --> 00:54:51,428
Fuck!
872
00:55:05,897 --> 00:55:08,564
(heavy panting)
873
00:55:17,389 --> 00:55:19,722
(screaming)
874
00:56:17,099 --> 00:56:17,932
Fuck!
875
00:56:32,950 --> 00:56:35,117
(weeping)
876
00:56:42,011 --> 00:56:42,844
Kill me.
877
00:56:46,845 --> 00:56:49,836
(gun cocking)
878
00:56:49,836 --> 00:56:52,419
(gun shooting)
879
00:57:10,105 --> 00:57:12,605
(gun cocking)
880
00:57:15,109 --> 00:57:17,774
(cracking)
881
00:57:17,774 --> 00:57:20,024
(chirping)
882
00:57:29,241 --> 00:57:30,074
- God!
883
00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:56,182
(gun shooting)
884
00:58:05,395 --> 00:58:07,728
(screaming)
885
00:58:15,923 --> 00:58:16,793
- Let's get out of here.
886
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,750
- Come on, we can climb down over here.
887
00:58:20,669 --> 00:58:22,650
- When did you get so confident?
888
00:58:22,650 --> 00:58:24,827
- We can talk about that later.
889
00:58:24,827 --> 00:58:25,683
We need to get away from
the llama right now.
890
00:58:31,666 --> 00:58:34,333
(door creaking)
891
00:58:41,070 --> 00:58:43,033
- Oh my god!
892
00:58:45,057 --> 00:58:47,657
(buzzing)
893
00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:49,943
(zapping)
894
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,880
(intense music)
895
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,797
What the fuck was that?
896
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:22,432
(punching)
897
00:59:26,186 --> 00:59:28,436
(grunting)
898
00:59:48,938 --> 00:59:51,688
Come on, baby, come and get some.
899
00:59:53,732 --> 00:59:55,815
(biting)
900
01:00:04,486 --> 01:00:06,819
(footsteps)
901
01:00:08,543 --> 01:00:11,126
(door sliding)
902
01:00:13,823 --> 01:00:16,327
(scary music)
903
01:00:16,327 --> 01:00:18,280
- Floyd, I've got to tell you something.
904
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,220
- Not now.
905
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:21,380
- No, it has to be now, it has to be now.
906
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,790
Look, your whole life,
907
01:00:22,790 --> 01:00:25,660
I've always just viewed
you as this little boy.
908
01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:27,320
You were just this little boy to me.
909
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,170
But now after all of this, after
everything that's happened,
910
01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:33,550
I really am beginning to see you as a man.
911
01:00:33,550 --> 01:00:35,750
A little man, but a man.
912
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:38,310
You're my little man brother.
913
01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:42,060
And I'm proud to call you
my man brother, Floyd.
914
01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:45,023
I'm really proud to call you a man.
915
01:00:45,023 --> 01:00:47,440
A little man brother.
916
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,690
- Marissa.
917
01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:49,523
- Mel.
918
01:00:49,523 --> 01:00:53,060
- Mel, something's changed tonight
919
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,680
and I've never had the
courage to say it before
920
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,310
but I've always thought that you were
921
01:00:57,310 --> 01:00:59,280
just a boneheaded twizzle.
922
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,577
And tonight, I realized you really are
923
01:01:01,577 --> 01:01:03,440
just a fucking boneheaded twizzle.
924
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,317
- Floyd, that mean so much.
925
01:01:06,317 --> 01:01:09,550
I really hope that we make it out of this.
926
01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:10,793
Okay, little man?
927
01:01:13,165 --> 01:01:15,152
(screeching)
928
01:01:15,152 --> 01:01:16,569
- Go, go, go, go.
929
01:01:24,454 --> 01:01:25,532
(gasping)
930
01:01:25,532 --> 01:01:26,615
Just back up.
931
01:01:27,962 --> 01:01:30,212
(growling)
932
01:01:39,936 --> 01:01:42,793
(intense music)
933
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:45,376
- I've got you, son of a bitch.
934
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:52,489
(snorting)
935
01:01:53,999 --> 01:01:55,594
(grinding)
936
01:01:55,594 --> 01:01:57,927
(squealing)
937
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:06,800
- Look out!
938
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,967
(zapping)
939
01:02:42,992 --> 01:02:45,909
(flames crackling)
940
01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:58,823
(slow music)
941
01:03:01,556 --> 01:03:02,973
- Hi kids.
942
01:03:02,973 --> 01:03:04,790
- Dad, you saved us!
943
01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,550
- It's what a father does.
944
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,880
- How'd you know how to kill it?
945
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,180
- Like most living things,
946
01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:11,013
you run them through a combiner,
947
01:03:11,013 --> 01:03:13,440
it'll pretty much take care of it.
948
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,820
- Dad, we need to get you to a hospital.
949
01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:17,830
- I think it's a little late for that.
950
01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:19,190
- No, not it isn't.
951
01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:20,833
- There's time, we have time.
952
01:03:22,408 --> 01:03:27,408
Okay, it's bad, I just really
don't want you to die, Dad.
953
01:03:33,262 --> 01:03:38,262
- Mel, I want you to know that
you were always my favorite.
954
01:03:38,788 --> 01:03:41,230
- Thanks, Daddy.
955
01:03:41,230 --> 01:03:43,913
- That's okay, Mom was
always my favorite, Dad.
956
01:03:45,052 --> 01:03:47,140
- That a boy, Floyd.
957
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:50,723
And tell your mother, tell your mother.
958
01:03:51,864 --> 01:03:54,075
- Dad, I'll tell her, I'll tell Mom.
959
01:03:54,075 --> 01:03:56,325
(coughing)
960
01:03:58,444 --> 01:04:01,611
- That she's a no good, dirty, rotten.
961
01:04:03,616 --> 01:04:04,913
- Dad, Daddy!
962
01:04:18,918 --> 01:04:21,085
(wailing)
963
01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:37,638
(hip hop music)
964
01:04:40,162 --> 01:04:44,762
♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪
965
01:04:44,762 --> 01:04:49,286
♪ Broadcasting live ♪
966
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:53,394
♪ You've just witnessed ♪
967
01:04:53,394 --> 01:04:55,800
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
968
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,424
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
969
01:04:58,424 --> 01:05:00,740
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
970
01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:03,032
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it mutherfucker ♪
971
01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:05,345
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
972
01:05:05,345 --> 01:05:07,930
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it mutherfucker ♪
973
01:05:07,930 --> 01:05:10,166
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
974
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:13,106
♪ Oh, get down ♪
975
01:05:13,106 --> 01:05:14,562
♪ Red llama space ship in the sky ♪
976
01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:15,849
♪ Obliterate a space station ♪
977
01:05:15,849 --> 01:05:17,124
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
978
01:05:17,124 --> 01:05:18,074
♪ Crash landing ♪
979
01:05:18,074 --> 01:05:19,686
♪ In an undisclosed location ♪
980
01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:21,998
♪ Llamageddon terrorize the whole nation ♪
981
01:05:21,998 --> 01:05:24,377
♪ Leave the bait in a casket ♪
982
01:05:24,377 --> 01:05:26,041
♪ Fan driving off from my funeral ♪
983
01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:26,936
♪ He can have it ♪
984
01:05:26,936 --> 01:05:28,942
♪ You see Mel, see we
try to throw a party ♪
985
01:05:28,942 --> 01:05:31,580
♪ And on the side trying to
get a blow for the shortie ♪
986
01:05:31,580 --> 01:05:33,764
♪ Who's then opposing the forces of evil ♪
987
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:36,271
♪ Red eyed llama trying to
startle all the people ♪
988
01:05:36,271 --> 01:05:38,519
♪ They ain't care everybody getting laid ♪
989
01:05:38,519 --> 01:05:41,250
♪ Now even our boy Floyd
he be like I'm a man now ♪
990
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,201
♪ A couple arguing they go outside ♪
991
01:05:43,201 --> 01:05:44,253
♪ Little do they know ♪
992
01:05:44,253 --> 01:05:45,606
♪ They in that llama laser sight ♪
993
01:05:45,606 --> 01:05:48,037
♪ End the party everybody
getting covered in blood ♪
994
01:05:48,037 --> 01:05:51,042
♪ Guts and gore, it's time to go to war ♪
995
01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:53,264
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
996
01:05:53,264 --> 01:05:55,678
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
997
01:05:55,678 --> 01:05:58,048
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
998
01:05:58,048 --> 01:06:00,517
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
999
01:06:00,517 --> 01:06:02,558
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1000
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:05,298
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
1001
01:06:05,298 --> 01:06:07,474
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1002
01:06:07,474 --> 01:06:10,241
♪ Oh, get down ♪
1003
01:06:10,241 --> 01:06:12,074
♪ Everybody in the hot
tub getting shocked ♪
1004
01:06:12,074 --> 01:06:13,440
♪ What the fuck ♪
1005
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,493
♪ Somebody call the cops and take a shot ♪
1006
01:06:15,493 --> 01:06:16,962
♪ Then take another shot ♪
1007
01:06:16,962 --> 01:06:18,158
♪ Then another nother shot ♪
1008
01:06:18,158 --> 01:06:21,806
♪ Then another nother nother shot ♪
1009
01:06:21,806 --> 01:06:23,383
♪ Blah blah ♪
1010
01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:24,814
♪ Two motherfuckers get wrecked ♪
1011
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,555
♪ And poor Mark got
sprayed with green paste ♪
1012
01:06:26,555 --> 01:06:29,144
♪ And thus set in motion
a llama transformation ♪
1013
01:06:29,144 --> 01:06:30,354
♪ Blazing through the forest ♪
1014
01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:31,446
♪ We gotta get away ♪
1015
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:34,109
♪ Ahhh, okay ♪
1016
01:06:34,109 --> 01:06:36,150
♪ We found a space ship
and a silver space stick ♪
1017
01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:38,594
♪ Another llama attack
yo it's time to face it ♪
1018
01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:42,092
♪ Pop shows up in a fly combiner ♪
1019
01:06:42,092 --> 01:06:43,781
♪ Fucked the llama right up ♪
1020
01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:44,846
♪ And that llama dies ♪
1021
01:06:44,846 --> 01:06:45,888
♪ But Pops also dies ♪
1022
01:06:45,888 --> 01:06:48,526
♪ The survivors watch his
soul float into the sky ♪
1023
01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:50,970
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1024
01:06:50,970 --> 01:06:53,322
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
1025
01:06:53,322 --> 01:06:55,730
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1026
01:06:55,730 --> 01:06:58,237
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
1027
01:06:58,237 --> 01:07:00,552
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1028
01:07:00,552 --> 01:07:03,034
♪ It's a llama, I'm gonna
get it motherfucker ♪
1029
01:07:03,034 --> 01:07:05,180
♪ Llamageddon, llamageddon ♪
1030
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:07,638
♪ Oh, get down ♪
1031
01:07:07,638 --> 01:07:08,574
♪ Llama ask for something ♪
1032
01:07:08,574 --> 01:07:09,742
♪ Llama get your name ♪
1033
01:07:09,742 --> 01:07:10,717
♪ I'm gonna tell ya ♪
1034
01:07:10,717 --> 01:07:12,028
♪ Your pussy got me going insane ♪
1035
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,265
♪ Llama hit it from the front ♪
1036
01:07:13,265 --> 01:07:14,398
♪ Llama like it like that ♪
1037
01:07:14,398 --> 01:07:15,528
♪ Llama hit from the back ♪
1038
01:07:15,528 --> 01:07:17,140
♪ Stimulate my llama sack ♪
1039
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:22,140
♪ Hey shouts out to the films director ♪
1040
01:07:22,354 --> 01:07:24,910
♪ Howie Dewin ♪
1041
01:07:24,910 --> 01:07:25,994
♪ Follow me on Twitter ♪
1042
01:07:25,994 --> 01:07:27,332
♪ At Doctor Syllable ♪
1043
01:07:27,332 --> 01:07:29,762
♪ Hashtag llamageddon ♪
1044
01:07:29,762 --> 01:07:31,943
♪ Shouts out to all the
actors in the movie ♪
1045
01:07:31,943 --> 01:07:33,804
♪ Jacques M. Felin ♪
1046
01:07:33,804 --> 01:07:35,066
♪ Pinki Brainweis ♪
1047
01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:36,834
♪ L. Lean Burnside ♪
1048
01:07:36,834 --> 01:07:38,377
♪ E.B. Buxxner ♪
1049
01:07:38,377 --> 01:07:39,535
♪ Richard Cymbals ♪
1050
01:07:39,535 --> 01:07:41,111
♪ Leona L. Dandee ♪
1051
01:07:41,111 --> 01:07:42,828
♪ Howie Dewin ♪
1052
01:07:42,828 --> 01:07:43,945
♪ Mary Haddilam ♪
1053
01:07:43,945 --> 01:07:45,532
♪ Gooch Jesco III ♪
1054
01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,158
♪ Sunshine Phoenix ♪
1055
01:07:47,158 --> 01:07:48,573
♪ John Selmy ♪
1056
01:07:48,573 --> 01:07:50,613
♪ Aaron O.O. Shanson ♪
1057
01:07:50,613 --> 01:07:51,980
♪ Erin Stacy ♪
1058
01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:52,916
♪ Chet Steadman ♪
1059
01:07:52,916 --> 01:07:54,164
♪ Directed by Howie Dewin ♪
1060
01:07:54,164 --> 01:07:55,256
♪ And written by Howie Dewin ♪
1061
01:07:55,256 --> 01:07:56,556
♪ And Jacques M. Feling ♪
1062
01:07:56,556 --> 01:07:59,688
♪ Screenplay by them too ♪
1063
01:07:59,688 --> 01:08:02,082
♪ The movie was produced by Howie Dewin ♪
1064
01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:04,915
♪ And Alan Smitty ♪
1065
01:08:26,210 --> 01:08:27,043
(cracking)
1066
01:08:27,043 --> 01:08:27,876
(pouring)
1067
01:08:27,876 --> 01:08:28,709
(popping)
1068
01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:29,542
(crackling)
1069
01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:31,709
(chewing)
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