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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,310 What could they possibly be doing? 2 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,146 'Cause we have all the toilet paper. Seriously? 3 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,482 Dad, I told you not to bring anything... 4 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,984 Dad. 5 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,068 He doesn't listen to me. 6 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,486 Oh, my God. Seriously... 7 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,821 Maybe it's the... ...it's ridiculous. 8 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,489 Ooh, look at that. It's pretty good, right? 9 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,827 That's our neighbor. 10 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,328 We think she drops stuff, 11 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,330 or stomps around, we don't know. 12 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:57,964 Mission accomplished. 13 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,425 I gotcha, Mom. 14 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,346 Wait... 15 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,472 No, gotta go back. 16 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:07,849 Oh, my God. 17 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,185 Okay. 18 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,493 Okay. 19 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,372 All right. Come on, Ma. 20 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,045 Yup, yup... 21 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,463 That's it. 22 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,757 There you go. 23 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,572 Oh... Come on. 24 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,199 Open the door. Yeah, okay. 25 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,241 Let me help. 26 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,118 Pull it back. 27 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,079 There you go. 28 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,251 God. 29 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,718 Careful. Okay. 30 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,244 It's pretty big, right? 31 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:53,454 It's definitely bigger than your last place. 32 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,039 Have you complained about the noise? 33 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,375 No, Dad, she's a 70-year-old Chinese woman, 34 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,752 I'm not gonna... Well, Brigid, I'm 61. 35 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,963 Older people can still process information. 36 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:03,756 I'm saying she means well. We're still... 37 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,091 She's older, 38 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,801 I don't wanna disturb her if I don't have to. 39 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,428 Here, give me your coats. 40 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,221 Coat. 41 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,569 And everybody here come back... 42 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,864 And everybody here come back... 43 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,866 This fever... 44 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:32,493 And everywhere do we come back... 45 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,788 I know I'm calling. Is she... 46 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,748 What's she... 47 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,834 Even when she is sayin' real stuff, 48 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,003 what's been comin' out is still all... 49 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,338 And now all in black. 50 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,968 The doctor says it's normal, the repeating. 51 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,678 You can never come back... 52 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,640 MoMo, you can absolutely come back, 53 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,351 any time you want. You can never come back. 54 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,020 Having her at home with us, 55 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:02,023 until it becomes too much, it's a blessing, you know? 56 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,774 Right, Erik? 57 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,194 Dad. Oh... 58 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,029 Whoa, come back to earth. 59 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,115 - Sorry, sorry. Long drive. - Are you okay? 60 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,701 Yeah, once I get some caffeine in me, I'll be good. 61 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,370 This is a fancy chair. 62 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,456 Erik, check out this fancy chair. 63 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,584 Rich's parents got us that, a couch, too. 64 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,753 Not sure if the living area will be here, 65 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,713 or this might become the bedroom. 66 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,174 Dad, you won't get any reception up here unless... 67 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,009 Is it a Verizon phone? Sprint. 68 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,011 Then you have to lean up against the window. 69 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,307 Yeah, but no. 70 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,725 Yeah, now lean in. 71 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,187 Lean in. 72 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:47,485 Smush your body up... There you go. 73 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,488 Oh, God... Oh, my God. 74 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,950 Are you okay? 75 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,162 Yes, I think so. 76 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,794 Hey, who's walking around out there? 77 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,298 - Hey. - Yeah? 78 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,092 Who's walking around out there? 79 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,344 Probably the super, he's the only one with access. 80 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,013 No, I think it's a woman. 81 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,765 Probably the super's wife. 82 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,602 Huh? I'll be taking this closet. 83 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:25,106 Eighty-three pairs of shoes. 84 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,275 It really feels dangerous to put a queen 85 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,734 in front of the radiator. 86 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,445 And also, you don't want... The door is right there. 87 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,037 Okay... I got you, Ma. 88 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,710 I think it's secret looking... 89 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,214 Hey, Detective, this is New York, people are loud. 90 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,716 Hey, he had a rough night, 91 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,467 he hasn't been sleeping. Deirdre... 92 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,885 Why haven't you been sleeping? Are you okay? 93 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,429 Erik, you haven't... Yeah, I'm okay. 94 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,139 I forgot the toilet paper! 95 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,640 Okay, hang on. 96 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,559 I don't know if he's having nightmares or what. 97 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,894 The sheets were covered in sweat last night. 98 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,438 Rich sometimes takes a sleeping pill, 99 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,564 - I can ask what kind. - Oh, right. 100 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,317 Like your dad'd ever try any sorta... 101 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,152 No, no... 102 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,654 Rich's been having weird dreams about... 103 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,781 He thinks they're related to the stress of the move. 104 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:19,493 And he keeps me up trying to unravel their meaning. 105 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,495 He took one psychology course 106 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,748 and suddenly, he's an armchair psychiatrist. 107 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,833 I took two psychology courses! 108 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,168 One. 109 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,836 Hey, there, Rich! I found those on the curb, 110 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,047 can you believe someone was gonna throw them out? 111 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,507 Richard, what are you yelling at me? 112 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,009 I said, "Bring down the napkins, please!" 113 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,052 Yeah, Richard, 114 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,471 or you could get them yourself. 115 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,972 Wait, do you actually want me to come up... 116 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,099 No, no, I got them, sorry. 117 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,882 Hey! 118 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,051 These are different colors? 119 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,720 Woodmont Cream, Fresh Air, 120 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,890 Athena, Dove Wing, Hint of Mint. 121 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,018 - What happened here? - Mom... 122 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,228 You know, if you moved to Scranton, 123 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,688 your quality of life would shoot up. 124 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,897 If I moved to Scranton, 125 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,732 your quality of life would shoot up tremendously. 126 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,900 Oh, yeah? Don't flatter yourself. 127 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,568 These look so similar to me. 128 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,070 They're literally different. 129 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,571 I wish you had more of a view. 130 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:40,324 Mom, it's an interior courtyard. 131 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,451 Oh. 132 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,412 Well, perhaps we can all take a stroll 133 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,415 in the interior courtyard after dinner. 134 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,586 Don't laugh. 135 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,713 I'm just smiling. 136 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,924 Stop it. I just smiled. 137 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,719 You're crying, you're laughing so hard. 138 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,429 Don't take that stroll. Here we go. 139 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,596 Here we go. 140 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:03,931 Do not take that stroll. I can't. 141 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,433 Excuse me, um, I'm taking MoMo 142 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,351 to the, uh, interior courtyard. 143 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:14,024 Bridge, you didn't even open our care package? 144 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,777 I'm not opening anything until the moving truck gets here! 145 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,529 What? 146 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,739 What did you say? 147 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,699 Stop... 148 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,784 What did you say? 149 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,578 Remember when we drugged Aunt Edith? 150 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,538 No, no, it's still stuck in Queens! 151 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,622 What? 152 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,624 I said... I can't hear you. 153 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,085 - It's still stuck in Queens! - ...on its way? 154 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,879 Is it still stuck in Queens? 155 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,633 I can't hear you. 156 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,552 Hey, come here. What? 157 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,933 Stop it. Get me champagne and stop talking. 158 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,978 Mom, for you. 159 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,938 - Oh, thank you. - What did you get us? 160 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,482 - Thank you. - You have to open it, 161 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,983 Aimee, that's how presents work. 162 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,651 It's how it usually works. Thank you. 163 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,695 Erik, don't. I wanna save the wrapping. 164 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,156 - Oh, man. - Found it when I was packing. 165 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,703 - Man, were we ever this young? - Look how young you are, Aimee. 166 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,205 I'm an elephant in this photo. 167 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,790 - No. - Stop it. 168 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,041 And I'm holding a funnel cake. 169 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,501 I can't even blame genetics. 170 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:17,004 This is gold, Bridge, thank you. 171 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,506 - Thanks. - It really is, honey, 172 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,840 thank you. Check it out, Ma. 173 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,343 I am a planet in this photo. 174 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,636 Oh, stop it. 175 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,179 - I'm bigger than you. - You look beautiful. 176 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,348 Oh, I miss Wildwood. 177 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,058 Go back, take a vacation. 178 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,019 Talk to this one, he hates traveling. 179 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,188 I do not hate traveling. 180 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,856 You hate traveling to New York. 181 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,191 I do not hate traveling to New York. 182 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,026 - Okay, that's a lie. - Yes, you do! 183 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,445 No, I hate that you moved a few blocks 184 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,031 from where two towers got blown up 185 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,366 and in a major flood zone, 186 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,076 - I hate that. - This area is safe. 187 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,578 Chinatown flooded during the last hurricane, it flooded. 188 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,913 Yeah, that's how I can afford to live here. 189 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,040 It's not like you gave me any money to help me out. 190 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,546 Dad... 191 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:00,923 Oh, come on. 192 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,928 Dad... There's gaps everywhere. 193 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,097 You gotta caulk. Okay. Thanks, repairman. 194 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,181 No one's gonna steer a plane 195 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,975 into a fish market on Grand Street. 196 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,601 I liked you living in Queens, all right? 197 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,769 I worry enough with Aimee 198 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,145 on the top floor of the Cira Centre. 199 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,230 Well, stop, 200 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,690 Philly's more stable than New York. 201 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,984 Aimee, don't make him... I'm just saying it's safer! 202 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,235 Yeah, 'cause not even terrorists 203 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,361 wanna spend time in Philly, 204 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,904 Philly is awful. 205 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,573 You think everything's awful, you think Scranton is awful, 206 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,991 but it's where your... We think it's awful, Dad. 207 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,075 Dad, it is! 208 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,535 Yeah, well, what I think is funny 209 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,370 is how you guys, you both move to big cities 210 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,746 and you trash Scranton, 211 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,082 MoMo almost killed herself gettin' outta New York. 212 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,750 She didn't have a real toilet, 213 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,752 and her granddaughter moves right back to the place 214 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,170 she struggled to escape. 215 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,339 Yes, we know, "return to the slums." 216 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,091 MoMo had no toilet... 217 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,270 Oh, man, that store on the corner of Eldridge? 218 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,313 Hey! 219 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,606 Hey, Rich. 220 00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,648 We went in there to get you a candle... 221 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,774 Don't tell him that, 222 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,067 we didn't end up buying it. 223 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,485 Well, it was the most expensive candles 224 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,778 I've ever seen in my life. 225 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,989 - They were $25. - That's a lot of money! 226 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,115 Damn right, that's insane, 227 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,326 you should get five candles for that. 228 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,953 Oh, my gosh. 229 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,080 - Can I help you? - Thought, uh, 230 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,958 we could have a little champagne toast up here. 231 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,294 - Okay, here we go. - Jeez, okay. 232 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,421 Brigid claims we need to bless the upstairs and downstairs. 233 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,964 We do. That is right. 234 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,592 Here, give me a hug, Rich. 235 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,135 We only have these plastic cups, 236 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,263 but it sets the bar very low if we ever have to host again. 237 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,556 Well, that's okay, 238 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,099 champagne will make the cups feel fancy. 239 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,854 That's plenty, thank you. Lovely. 240 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,237 MoMo's still good with prayers and music, Rich. 241 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,907 I'm so sorry, this will be weird for you, 242 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,241 she makes us sing about Jesus. 243 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,326 All right, let's just, 244 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,577 are we gonna sing the Hail Mary? 245 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,954 I don't make you sing about Jesus. 246 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,414 - Then we won't sing. - Yes, you do. 247 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,166 You're gonna not sing then, Mom? 248 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:05,506 The Lord is with you 249 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,759 Blessed are you among women 250 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,888 And blessed is the fruit of your womb 251 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,140 Jesus 252 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,310 Holy Mary 253 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,397 It's okay, Mom. It's okay. 254 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,481 Okay, MoMo. 255 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,068 No, it's okay. It's okay. 256 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,569 Yeah, she's... It's not... 257 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,990 Not one of her good days. 258 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,119 So you got any, uh... 259 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,704 You got any music gigs coming up, 260 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,955 can we come embarrass you? 261 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,373 Ugh, guys, no... 262 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,624 Yeah, I miss hearing your music, Brigid. 263 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,167 I'm bartending most nights, 264 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,294 you have no clue how much student debt I'm stuck with. 265 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,546 Well, I do know someone who refused 266 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,797 to go to a state school. 267 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,465 Ah, not funny. Score one for Dad. 268 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,218 - Oh, God! Oh... - Are you okay? 269 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,845 Sorry... That is... I thought that was gonna... 270 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,180 That's fine, it was like that this morning. I tried to... 271 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,725 Should have just left it, but... Uh, it's safe. 272 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,851 Let's... 273 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,728 There are appetizers out downstairs. 274 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,229 Great idea, let's go downstairs. 275 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,480 Okay. Downstairs. 276 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,109 I'm just going to use the little girls' room first. 277 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,570 I'll take MoMo. 278 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,739 - You sure? - Yeah, I never get to see her. 279 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,744 Are you ready, MoMo? 280 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,579 Dad? All right. 281 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,748 Go downstairs. Okay. Okay. 282 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,416 Jeez. 283 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,170 Oh, what do, uh... 284 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,671 How do I get MoMo down there? 285 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,298 What do you mean? 286 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,759 Should I just dump her down the spiral staircase? 287 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,635 God, sorry. 288 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,067 Beer? Huh? Uh, yeah. 289 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,236 Yeah, I'll take a Coke, too, if you've got soda. 290 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,363 - Yeah, sure, coming right up. - Thanks. 291 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,245 Detroit's up seven. Oh... 292 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,248 - Oh, the football game. - Mm-hmm. 293 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,584 How's the, uh... Thank you. 294 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,335 ...lake house coming along? 295 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,045 Heard you might build this summer? 296 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,339 Uh, not until the sewers get put in. 297 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,633 Doesn't make any sense to build with a septic system 298 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,926 when they're putting in sewers soon. 299 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,178 Sooner the better, 300 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,762 I can't wait for a lake house Christmas. 301 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,347 You're gonna miss the old house. 302 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,724 I will. I won't miss 303 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,477 the wall-to-wall carpeting or the bunk beds. 304 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,730 Work's good, Erik? 305 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,024 You're still at, uh... 306 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,525 It's a Catholic high school, right? 307 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,652 St. Mark's, for 28 years. 308 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,571 Wow, that's impressive. 309 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,199 Oh, don't make it sound... 310 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,410 I headed up maintenance and a couple of years ago, 311 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,912 they needed an Equipment Manager, so... 312 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,039 It's a big job, triple-A school, 313 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,916 he handles all the phys-ed classes, 314 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,209 manages the weight room... All right. Okay. Enough. 315 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,668 ...the kids love him. Enough. Enough, enough. 316 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,378 That's impressive. 317 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,130 Nah, it's practical. 318 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,091 I got the girls free tuition. 319 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,429 You don't pick up after other people's kids for 28 years 320 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,765 unless you really love your own, you know? 321 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,600 Hey, 322 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,769 to 28 years. 323 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,145 28 years. 324 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,605 - Cheers. - Cheers. 325 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,732 Oh, jeez. 326 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,823 Your toilet seat is broken. 327 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,952 - I know, go downstairs. - I love you, I'm just saying. 328 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,544 You decide on an architect for the lake house? 329 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,798 Uh, no, it's a ways away. 330 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,259 I actually like having the, uh, 331 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,345 design process to look forward to. 332 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,848 I like the planning stages. Yeah, well, our budget's... 333 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,558 We're gonna use one of those places, uh, 334 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,310 where they have pre-designed homes you can choose from. 335 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,646 - Sure, good idea. - Yeah. 336 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,607 Place we're looking at has good designs, you know? 337 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,193 Yeah, no, that's... That's great. 338 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,080 I'll tell, you, Rich, save your money now. 339 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,748 'Cause I thought I'd be settled by my age, 340 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,500 but man, it never ends. 341 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,628 Mortgage, car payments, Internet... 342 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,672 Our dishwasher just gave out. 343 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,174 Oh, man. Yeah. 344 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,386 Don't you think it should cost less to be alive? 345 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,723 Absolutely. 346 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,102 I'd started cutting my own hair to save some money. 347 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,314 Yeah, messed it up pretty good. 348 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,316 Thank God I'm married. 349 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:01,445 So, you... Brigid said... 350 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,572 Oh... 351 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,907 Go... Sorry, what? No... No. 352 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,868 Do you want some ice? 353 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,914 Sure. Yeah. 354 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,505 So you've been having weird dreams, too? 355 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,174 Huh? You can hear a lot 356 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,717 through the, uh... 357 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,844 I just caught you haven't been sleeping. 358 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,387 Thought maybe... 359 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,515 I've been having weird dreams all week. 360 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,267 I think it's because of the move. 361 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:38,190 Last night, I was polishing a silver refrigerator 362 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,401 and my dog was caught inside. 363 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,736 And I don't have a dog. 364 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,571 Oh, man. Yeah, weird stuff. 365 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,781 Yes, sounds like it. 366 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,158 Mm. Yeah. 367 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,243 No. 368 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:53,080 I don't even remember my, uh... 369 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,499 Not even when I had one of those ones that... 370 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,503 What? 371 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,463 Ah, you know, 372 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,757 the ones where you need a minute just to realize... 373 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,968 Oh... Ah, don't worry about it. 374 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,470 Sorry. No, I got it. Here, no. 375 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,888 Okay. Okay. 376 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,057 - God. - Welcome. 377 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:15,102 Hello. So, this is what lies beneath. 378 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,022 Mom! 379 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,859 Oh, good Lord. 380 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,445 Are you snooping? What are you holding? 381 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,196 That's just my arthritis, 382 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,532 snooper. 383 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,409 Is that present for me? 384 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,203 Yeah, open it downstairs. 385 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,914 Is it a fancy candle? 386 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,249 Yes, smart-ass. 387 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,419 I'll give you a fancy candle, keep walkin'. 388 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,130 It won't work down here, sorry. 389 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,340 Well, M&A transactions aren't a source of joy 390 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,633 in my life, so my phone could use the rest. 391 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:29,676 She's an all-star there. 392 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,846 Dad... Ugh, no. 393 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,849 Um, I was informed that I'm no longer 394 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,684 - on the partner track. - What? 395 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,019 - When did that happen? - That mean it just takes 396 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,353 - more time? - Nope, 397 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:41,605 it's the nice way of telling me to start looking 398 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,856 - for another job. - Really? 399 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,357 Why would they do that? 400 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,276 I just, I missed a lot of time last year 401 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,360 when I was sick and then... 402 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,987 No, she has Ulcerative Colitis, Rich. 403 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,030 Mom. 404 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,450 It affects the colon. Okay. Okay, Mom. 405 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:57,662 So... And, um, I missed... I missed even more time 406 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,331 right before they made their decision, 407 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,916 so I had another flare up this month. 408 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,042 Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 409 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,752 Yeah. Okay. Why didn't you tell us? 410 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,420 You know, they can't fire you 411 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,088 because of a medical condition. 412 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:11,635 Well, they gave other reasons, obviously, but... 413 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,386 Yeah, you get the sense that they support 414 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:14,930 your chronic illness 415 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,806 as long as it doesn't affect your billable hours, you know. 416 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,974 They don't deserve you. 417 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,559 How about financially, are you okay? 418 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,436 Yeah, I'm set for a while. 419 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,146 For a few months or... Dad, I'm fi... 420 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,607 I'll let you know if I need money, okay? I'm... 421 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,275 I don't want to talk about my job or... 422 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,568 But just, how are you feeling? 423 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,571 Just minor cramping, okay? I'm good. I am. 424 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,074 - How about food-wise? - Can we get you 425 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,408 something special? No, I'm fine. 426 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,411 Are you sure? Yes, I'm... 427 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,205 Sorry. 428 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,165 Just, at ease, everyone, okay? Can we just... 429 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,042 Hey, why don't we do a downstairs toast... 430 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,502 Yes. Yeah. ...before we break you. 431 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,586 To the Blake family 432 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,837 - Thanksgiving. - Oh, yeah. 433 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,548 To the very special Chinatown edition 434 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,424 of the Blake family Thanksgiving. 435 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,926 Hear, hear. 436 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,262 - Neither rain nor hail... - The storm and all. 437 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,264 Nor sleet nor snow... 438 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,599 Nor... What else? 439 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,228 - Nor dementia. - Oh. 440 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,896 Okay, now you're pushing it. 441 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,481 - What, too soon? - Yeah. 442 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:09,234 That felt too soon to me. You better give her a hug. 443 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,527 - We love you, Momes. - Gosh. 444 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,653 Love you. 445 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,280 To knowing this is what matters, 446 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,115 right here, right here. 447 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,534 Because let me tell you, 448 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,411 uh, coming down these streets, thinking about how far 449 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,246 the Blakes have come... 450 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,623 Uh, and even seeing that candle store was... 451 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,791 It's not a candle store, 452 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,293 it's a boutique that sells, 453 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,795 like, one candle. Hey, I'm appreciating how... 454 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,672 You see rich people walking around New York, 455 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,591 God knows where their money comes from, 456 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,426 but end of the day, 457 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,637 everything anyone's got... 458 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,973 I don't care how many candles you have, 459 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:42,475 one day it goes. 460 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,978 Whatever gifts God's given us, in the end, 461 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,064 no matter who you are, everything you have goes. 462 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,654 Well, that's the positive way of looking at things. 463 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,615 I mean... 464 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:57,949 - Wow. - What? 465 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,659 - Ooh. - That's just so... 466 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,996 That's a lot. I'm sorry. 467 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,289 I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. 468 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,166 I love my family. That's the short version. 469 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,626 - Oh, maybe, yeah. - That one's better. 470 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:10,253 Okay... I'm glad we're together. 471 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,756 Yeah, wow. You should do that at a funeral. 472 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:20,513 It's so nice. 473 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,515 Richard. So nice. It's so nice. 474 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,142 I can't. 475 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,145 It's a whole fire. 476 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,813 Shut it down. 477 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,696 That sets the tone. 478 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,073 It's ambiance. 479 00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:39,240 So how you doing, Mom? 480 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:41,618 Ah, I'm good, I'm good. 481 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,870 Oh, did you get that text I sent you? 482 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,289 Bridge, this girl who played basketball for Dunmore 483 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,667 was bullied for being gay. 484 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,378 Her mom found her dead in her room on Tuesday. 485 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:53,004 - Whoa. - Oh, man. 486 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:56,007 Yeah, suicide with some kinda pills. 487 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,550 It's all over the news. 488 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,220 I texted you, I was sure to... I wasn't sure if you got it? 489 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,013 Yeah, this week was crazy. 490 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,517 No, I'm just behind with messages, yeah. 491 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,893 Yeah, you don't have to text her 492 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,561 every time a lesbian kills herself. 493 00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,647 - I don't. - She doesn't do that. 494 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,607 - I get enough... - Look, I appreciate it. 495 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,067 ...annoying forwards myself. 496 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,568 I'm not gonna clog up your guys' inbox. 497 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,655 No, you're not, Mom. You're good, though? 498 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,115 I am, yeah. Yeah? 499 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,574 My bosses are... 500 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:22,909 Salsa... 501 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,744 I'm an office manager, Rich, 502 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,121 I've been with the same company since right 503 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,664 - out of high school. - Oh. 504 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,332 Whole place'd fall apart without her. 505 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,127 Yeah, well, my salary doesn't reflect that. 506 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,714 And these new kids they've hired, 507 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:40,135 I'm now working for two more guys in their 20s. 508 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,011 I don't even wanna talk about it. 509 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,638 Can you pass me the... 510 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,473 Thank you. 511 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,350 And just because they have a special degree, 512 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,352 they're making five times what I make, 513 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,770 over 40 years I've been there. 514 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,689 - Wow, 40 years. - Hey, focus on the lake house, 515 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,190 you can unwind soon. 516 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,859 You gotta take care of yourself. 517 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,278 You know, it's smart to wait for the sewers. 518 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,447 That'll... Property value is gonna skyrocket. 519 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:01,614 Thanks, Professor. 520 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:02,949 Yeah, when are they gonna be installed? 521 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,618 It's up to the Department of Public Works. 522 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,620 - Hmm. - Okay, we got... 523 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:11,082 And how's Aunt Mary? 524 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,043 Oh, she's hanging in there, God love her. 525 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,587 Rich, this is their aunt 526 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:18,006 - who had both knees replaced. - Can you pass the... 527 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,340 I drive her to her physical therapy. 528 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,384 Get it yourself. 529 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,303 They got this contraption now 530 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,181 to help load her into the pool. 531 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,391 Oh, fancy. 532 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:32,395 Oh, and did I e-mail you that Pam Hoban has ovarian cancer? 533 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,521 She does? Yikes. 534 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:34,647 Oh, man, how's she doing? 535 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:37,484 Yeah, I'm taking her to her treatments 536 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:39,569 'cause her and her brother, 537 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,279 they don't speak anymore. 538 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:44,491 She's being tough, so... 539 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,994 What else? 540 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,997 Oh, on Tuesdays I'm... 541 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,499 Mom, you're talking with your mouth full. 542 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,671 I'm now volunteering... 543 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,090 Father Paul told me... 544 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,842 And don't roll your eyes, Erik. 545 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,595 I'm not saying a word. 546 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,597 ...right in Scranton, there's a whole community 547 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,682 of refugees from Bhutan. 548 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,853 - What? It's not funny. - Let me guess, 549 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,356 Saint Deirdre is coming to their rescue? 550 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,857 You have no idea. 551 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,861 Be quiet, you have no idea, these people have nothing. 552 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,781 They're all just looking to learn English, to find work. 553 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,202 We think we have nothing, but, man. 554 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,580 That's great you're volunteering. 555 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,375 Thanks, Rich. 556 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:36,876 And how are you, Mom? 557 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,546 Aimee didn't ask how the Republic of Bhutan was doing. 558 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,173 I'm good, smart-ass, I said that already. 559 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,341 Now why don't you open your gifts. 560 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,509 Mom, I was just teasing. 561 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,094 Hey, guys, no one be alarmed 562 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,680 if I'm up and down these stairs, like, a million times 563 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:51,182 to use the facilities. You want me to go with you? 564 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,021 - This... - Careful with that. 565 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,523 ...is beautiful wrapping. 566 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,191 I believe I picked it out, when I gave you... 567 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,401 I believe you might have. 568 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:04,404 ...your birthday gift. 569 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,155 - Just, just think... - Maybe. 570 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:08,324 Oh, Rich. Check it out. 571 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,744 - Oh, this is awesome, thanks. - And what is this other... 572 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,664 - Honey, it's fragile. - ...beautiful, 573 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,583 fragile mystery. 574 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,920 Okay, before you tease me... 575 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,213 A Virgin Mary statue... 576 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,423 I know you guys don't believe, 577 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,341 ...with a serpent under her foot. 578 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,343 ...but she's appearing everywhere now, 579 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,221 not just in Fatima, but in West Virginia... 580 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,514 - Mm-hmm. - And... 581 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,602 Just keep it for my sake in the kitchen, 582 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,604 or even if you put it in a drawer somewhere, okay? 583 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:40,106 Mom, I will absolutely 584 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,816 put this in a drawer somewhere, thank you. 585 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,109 Watch out. 586 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:49,282 You want to go for a ride, Mom? 587 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,575 We can go for a ride. 588 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,319 Hey, no, I don't remember mine 589 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,820 if I don't write them down in the morning. 590 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:30,114 Whatever it was, couldn't have been any scarier 591 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,491 than the, um... 592 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,493 I made him watch this... 593 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,620 What was it called, Erik? The movie... 594 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,081 The Lifetime movie about the housewife who got AIDS. 595 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,624 Oh, yeah, she made me watch it. 596 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,583 Guys, it was so cheesy, but really terrifying. 597 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,960 Worst two hours of my life. 598 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,378 What was so scary about it? 599 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:45,546 Well, this housewife cheats on her husband 600 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:49,175 and he comes home from work and asks her how her day was. 601 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:52,679 I mean, what can she say? 602 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,389 "Oh, today I cheated on you 603 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,849 "and contracted the HIV virus, honey, 604 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,352 "how was your day?" 605 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,812 Can you imagine? 606 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,313 You're trying to be a comedian, 607 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,523 no more wine for you. 608 00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,316 Have you seen the one where, um... 609 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,402 I think it's called My Stepson, My Lover? 610 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,028 Oh, that was a classic, Rich. 611 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,863 No, Mom, please don't be gross. 612 00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:13,282 She's... She's fine. 613 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,493 Be nicer to your mom, babe. 614 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,828 Thanks, Rich. 615 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,637 As soon as it left my mouth... 616 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,180 Anything I say makes her... 617 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:37,390 Yeah. 618 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,559 Who does she remind you of? 619 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,519 You. Me? 620 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,188 You. It's you, my friend. She's all you, my friend. 621 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,578 - Do it. - No. 622 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,876 This is... This is just the worst. 623 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,428 Don't wait until after dinner. 624 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,613 Erik, can I get you another beer? 625 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,033 Uh, yeah, please. 626 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,452 Brigid said you guys went on a cruise last summer. 627 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,788 Oh, yeah, we've gone on four of 'em now, 628 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:44,123 to Halifax and Mexico. 629 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,708 You ever been on one? 630 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,085 Not on one of those big ships. 631 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,212 I've sailed with my family growing up. 632 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,464 We try to get the girls to come but, uh, 633 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:52,965 they think it's pretty lame, you know. 634 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,968 Yeah, well, we know it's cheesy, but we like it 635 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,303 because they take care of everything. 636 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,513 Yeah. 637 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,807 You feel taken care of. Yeah, I get that. 638 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,101 Are you able to avoid all of the touristy stuff 639 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,613 when you dock? Or do you... 640 00:35:04,615 --> 00:35:05,520 Oh, the, well... 641 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:08,272 They let you off at pretty good spots usually. 642 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,149 Mm, cool. Where there's lots to do. 643 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,443 Yeah. Yeah. 644 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,654 Spots are pretty good usually where they 645 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,447 leave you off at. Right, yeah, cool. 646 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,032 They usually have decent 647 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,660 entertainment options on the ship. 648 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:23,454 Lots of singers have professional credits. 649 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,248 Lots of stuff going on all at once. 650 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,791 - Sounds awesome. - Yeah, yeah, 651 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,085 at night she can go see a show and I can go, you know, 652 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,837 do something else. Gamble. You gamble. 653 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:33,798 Or whatever else I feel like doing. 654 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,092 Well, come on, don't act like you play shuffleboard 655 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,427 on the lido deck. 656 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,309 Gonna check the score of the game. 657 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,519 Okay. 658 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,403 ...finish drinking your shake, Ma. 659 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,573 - Oh! - Mom! 660 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:41,824 I got it... 661 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,576 - Mom, it's everywhere. - Erik! 662 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,912 Mom, don't worry, we have loads of paper towels. 663 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,336 Had a minor spill. 664 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,089 Someone's in here. 665 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,386 Oh, there's some shake in the crudite... 666 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,846 On the wall... 667 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,599 - You okay? - Um... 668 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,559 I'm just worried about the roads. 669 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,102 It's snowing out there. 670 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,190 I... I think someone from a higher floor 671 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,067 just emptied their ash tray. 672 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,452 Rich! 673 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,787 Yup! 674 00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,957 There's some shake in your hummus. 675 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,586 You know what? I'll just scoop it out. 676 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,426 Hey, hi... 677 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,553 I... I know, 678 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,264 I know... 679 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,808 Happy Thanksgiving. 680 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,476 I know, but I... 681 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,645 I know, I just thought the holidays 682 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,981 could be an exception. 683 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:58,484 I just wanted to hear your... 684 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,029 No, I get it. 685 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,993 No, I figured, um... 686 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,996 Yeah, I saw your pics online, so... 687 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:15,251 No, no, I think it's good, you know. 688 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:19,130 And I've been dating, too, so... Yeah. 689 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,173 Yeah. 690 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:25,136 Nothing, nothing serious, but yeah. 691 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:26,345 Yeah. 692 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,848 You're fine, babe. 693 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:30,057 No, I'm not. 694 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,643 - Mm! - Don't tell me stuff. 695 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,395 Manganese... Don't tell me stuff. 696 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:35,855 Riboflavin. 697 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,065 Well, I'll let you go. 698 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,483 But I'm glad that you're... 699 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:49,076 I will... I'll... I'll tell them. 700 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:53,581 Yeah, absolutely, they'll appreciate that. 701 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,250 And love to all of your... 702 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,296 Exactly. 703 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,217 Yeah. 704 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,263 Happy Thanksgiving. 705 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,682 And, uh... 706 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,227 Well, you don't have to wish me a Merry... 707 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:21,192 We... We can talk again before Christmas. 708 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:25,613 Mm-hmm. 709 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,284 Yeah... Uh-huh... 710 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:36,916 Maybe... 711 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,920 Yeah, well, maybe your therapist is right. 712 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,550 It's just that the holidays would feel 713 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,803 wrong, you know, without us at least... 714 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,433 No, I respect that. 715 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,602 Yeah. 716 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,942 Well, look, uh, love to all your... 717 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:08,781 You, too. Okay, you, too. 718 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,783 Bye. 719 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,181 I miss her. 720 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:43,190 Hey, listen, you'll find someone new. 721 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,817 Hey, I'm serious, 722 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,862 you're gonna find someone. No. Not with history. 723 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:49,822 Carol knew me with acne. 724 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,491 She... She helped me with my law school application. 725 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,326 You're gonna come outta this stronger, 726 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,870 I promise. Oh, just stop, Daddy, 727 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,831 just stop lying to me. Just... Stop! 728 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,846 Don't actually stop. 729 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,348 Keep saying things to me. 730 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,521 Okay. 731 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,856 - Give me a minute. - Okay. 732 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,030 She refused to quit driving, Rich. 733 00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:33,282 - Oh... - But six years ago, 734 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,535 Erik couldn't bring himself to take the keys from her, 735 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,746 so he got her to take a driver's exam 736 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,998 so the decision wouldn't be on him. 737 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,374 And part of the test 738 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,376 is they show her a picture of a "yield" sign, 739 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:46,253 but without the word "yield" on it. 740 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:49,715 And God love her, she can't answer that. 741 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,592 But enough of her is still there 742 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:56,597 that she goes to the poor guy giving the test, 743 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,516 really pissed off, she goes, 744 00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:01,936 "Trust me, I'd know what to do if I was driving." 745 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:05,064 So he goes, "Then just tell me what you'd do 746 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,733 "if you were driving and pulled up to this sign." 747 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,110 And she goes, 748 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,071 "I'd see what everyone else was doing, 749 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:13,197 "then I'd do that." 750 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,283 Oh, my God. 751 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,079 Where're you at 752 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,872 with the whole nursing home discussion? 753 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,082 Mom is... 754 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,668 As long as Uncle John can watch her weekdays, 755 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:26,835 we're fine. 756 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,254 I love that you guys... 757 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:31,006 Oh, um... I was just gonna say 758 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:34,176 I love that you both call her "Mom." 759 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,345 That's what she is to me, 760 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,015 that's what's special about marriage, Rich. 761 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,559 - A real marriage... - Okay. 762 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,561 - ...you get two families. - Okay. 763 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:46,772 I am very committed to Brigid. 764 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,233 Well, 765 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,985 Mom's calm now, Rich, 766 00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:52,987 but, man, when she isn't, it's... 767 00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:54,822 It's like watching her 768 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:57,157 turn into someone else, you know? 769 00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,618 Can I... 770 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,288 Oh, yeah, just lift her feet back. 771 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,832 Before we got her on these new meds, 772 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,750 you could've put some of her worst outbursts 773 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:07,835 in a horror flick. 774 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,545 - Brigid's? I agree. - Dad. 775 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,005 No, I'm serious. 776 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:13,591 - Richard... - Ambiance. 777 00:43:13,632 --> 00:43:16,677 Seeing these ads for that zombie show on TV. 778 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,761 I can't believe people 779 00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:19,471 wanna watch that kind of stuff at night. 780 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:20,639 - There's always... - Oh, 781 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,725 she hates anything with blood or gore. 782 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,560 Yeah, there's enough going on in the real world 783 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,811 to give me the creeps, 784 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,313 - I don't need any more... - That's like... 785 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:28,814 I bet she'd appreciate, uh... 786 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,483 There's this comic book called Quasar 787 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:34,320 that I was obsessed with as a kid, and it's about... 788 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,946 You're still obsessed with Quasar. 789 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,657 Okay, well, I am, be quiet, um... 790 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,161 It's about this species of, like, half-alien, 791 00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:44,955 half-demon creatures with teeth on their backs. 792 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,498 Oh, my God, just call them monsters. 793 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:47,791 And in their world... 794 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:51,003 And on their planet, they like... 795 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,338 The scary stories 796 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:55,883 that they tell each other are all about us. 797 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,218 The horror stories for the monsters 798 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,553 are about humans. 799 00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:00,679 Thank God he's in grad school. 800 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,014 I love that. 801 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:05,309 Well, people are... You should meet my boss. 802 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,685 No teeth on his back, 803 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:07,895 - but, man... - Mm-hmm. 804 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,521 The monsters aren't scared of us, 805 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:10,773 - so why would... - Sure they are. 806 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,400 There's... It's always a man driving a stake 807 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,735 through the heart of a vampire, 808 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,821 or if you're a zombie, you eat people, 809 00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,907 but your biggest threat is what? 810 00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,825 Getting killed by some enterprising human, right? 811 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,243 I get it, Rich... Yeah. 812 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,995 They'd be more scared by monster-eating monsters 813 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,789 or something, am I right? 814 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,374 Monsters aren't real, 815 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,542 so it's a weird thing to wanna be right about. 816 00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,710 Okay. 817 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,961 Probably the soundest argument. 818 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:34,129 Not what you thought last night. 819 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,381 You thought that was pretty real. 820 00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,715 There's sweat on the sheets to prove it. 821 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,217 Oh, man, you can't let that go, can you? 822 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,510 Well, why don't... 823 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,844 Just tell me what you dreamed, and I'll drop it. 824 00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:42,388 You... You're assuming I saw something specific 825 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,847 when she just... 826 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,183 - It wasn't like that, okay? - Wait, wait, "she"? 827 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:47,893 So you do remember something specific about that dream. 828 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,019 You guys are relentless. 829 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,187 Rich, help me out here. 830 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,563 Erik, have you been dreaming about 831 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:52,731 a supermodel this whole time? I tell Brigid my dreams. 832 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,816 Yes, you do, all of them. 833 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,359 Two weeks ago, I dreamt 834 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,695 that my oldest sister was a mannequin 835 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,571 - working in a grocery store. - Richard. 836 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,073 What, I'm serious. 837 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,200 - All I remember... - Ooh, what? 838 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,288 Well, there's not much to... 839 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:09,957 Tell us. 840 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,253 Come on. 841 00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:19,258 A couple of nights, I've had this... 842 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:23,262 There'll be a, uh... 843 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,056 A woman... 844 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,600 And? 845 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,145 What? 846 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,066 And her back is to me... 847 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,111 Or maybe something happens where... 848 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,698 Her head turns, and I can see that her face is all... 849 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,033 Um... 850 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:47,453 - What? - Just tell us. 851 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,461 Her skin is stretched 852 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,338 over her eyes and her mouth. 853 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,967 - Ew! - She's got no face? 854 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,385 No... 855 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,138 Skin where her eyes and mouth should be, you know... 856 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,848 Oh, my... Ew. Yeah, yeah... 857 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,559 And... Over the holes in her ears... 858 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,810 Oh! 859 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:12,895 Okay... 860 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,271 How's that for timing? 861 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,355 - Okay... - Nice. 862 00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:17,107 What the hell is going on up there? 863 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,817 What is she doing up there? 864 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,778 You think she's exercising or something? 865 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,696 No, you think she's sweatin' to the Oldies up there? 866 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,615 No way. 867 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,785 Oh, you know what it probably is? 868 00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:29,453 - What? - What is it? 869 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,330 I'm just realizing... 870 00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,457 It's the Faceless Lady... Oh, nice. 871 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,083 ...telling us to be quiet. That's very funny. 872 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,335 Are you drunk? 873 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:37,795 Or maybe she wants some turkey. 874 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,464 But how would she eat turkey? 875 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,673 She's got no mouth. 876 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:43,759 You know... I'm... Thank... I'm glad I... 877 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:44,843 I... I opened up about my nightmare. 878 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:46,428 Oh, my God, just tell us the rest. 879 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,013 Thank you for your love and support. 880 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,306 Hey! 881 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,141 Should I ask the dinosaur upstairs 882 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,935 to tread a little more softly? 883 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,686 Not unless you speak Cantonese! 884 00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:55,813 Just get down here. 885 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,189 You'll appreciate this, Erik... 886 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,274 Last week, I dreamt that I fell through 887 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,360 an ice cream cone made of grass 888 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,195 - and became a baby. - Okay, no, no, no, 889 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,364 save the dreams for Christmas, we're ready to eat here. 890 00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:06,782 - Aimee! - Why don't I go up there 891 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,033 and just ask your neighbors to please... 892 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,701 No! Dad... Dad. ...just to keep it down. 893 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,829 - The floors are so old. - Listen... 894 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,001 Why? 895 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:19,878 Showing Dad how creaky the floors are. 896 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,089 Okay. 897 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,174 I think he's got it. 898 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:27,553 Bridge, you're shaking the fixtures. 899 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,137 Try it. 900 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,305 - No. - Ha! Ha! 901 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:32,307 Oh, my God! I'm not meant to jump. 902 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,892 Join me! 903 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,815 Is this yours? 904 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:40,899 Yeah. 905 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,903 Whoo! 906 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,073 My gosh... 907 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,744 Do you see the Mary statue? 908 00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:55,080 She's talking to me about marriage. 909 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,041 We were doing so good, 910 00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,918 I don't know why she's back to... 911 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,171 I don't know, some things... Some... 912 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,758 I don't know. 913 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,594 Can I give you a little tip? 914 00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:10,596 - Sure. - Before you carve it, 915 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:12,556 you want it to sit out and rest for a little bit. 916 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:13,640 Oh, okay. 917 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:14,766 Don't do it right away. 918 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:15,893 Maybe you could help... 919 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,977 How about cleaning up? 920 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:18,228 I can do a few dishes for you. 921 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:21,231 Always. Are you into shallots? 922 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,983 - Do I what? - Do you like shallots? 923 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,651 Rich made up this list 924 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:28,655 of pros and cons, to move in or not to move in. 925 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,074 Aimee, his list... 926 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,538 I found this little guy 927 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,457 posted to the fridge this morning. 928 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,961 Prepare yourself. 929 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,923 "Three simple ways to find joy." 930 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:49,092 Come on. I literally took it down. 931 00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:50,928 Oh, no. 932 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:53,764 Put it back. No. 933 00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:54,973 Yeah. No. 934 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:57,643 - No, that's... - Endearing. 935 00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:59,144 The list is okay. 936 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,729 No. 937 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,065 No, I... 938 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:05,943 No, that's good. ...couldn't look at it. 939 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,569 Poor Rich. 940 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,404 He's great. But we were happy 941 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:12,115 without making it so official, so... 942 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,408 I don't know. 943 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,953 Yeah, well, Carol and I broke up because 944 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:18,163 we were unhappy... 945 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,166 And now, um... 946 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:26,755 Maybe loving someone long-term is more 947 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,299 about deciding whether to go through life 948 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:32,344 unhappy alone or unhappy with someone else? 949 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,932 Richard can draw up a list of reasons 950 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,350 why the breakup was a good thing. 951 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,518 If you want. 952 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:41,144 I can ask him to draft a very long list. 953 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:43,689 Hey, wait. What? 954 00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:48,193 Um, I need to have that surgery. 955 00:49:49,736 --> 00:49:50,946 The one where they'll... I thought you could wait 956 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,447 till your 60s. All these tests 957 00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:55,242 showed that it's just dysplasia, 958 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:57,077 which means it's not cancer. 959 00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:59,246 But it'll... 960 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:00,497 With colitis, it'll become cancer 961 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:01,873 if they don't take it out. 962 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,542 You'll lose the whole intestine? 963 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,712 Cures the disease, though, 964 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,047 so... 965 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,133 But, yeah, 966 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:14,052 they make a hole in your abdomen and then... 967 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:15,762 So the waste can, you know... 968 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,558 Do Mom and Dad know? 969 00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:23,061 No, I don't want to discuss it at dinner. 970 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,564 But... 971 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,649 I'm okay. 972 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,485 I'm mostly just, like, 973 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,196 how am I gonna find another girlfriend? 974 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,574 - You're a complete catch. - Oh, God. 975 00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:38,952 I'm gonna be pooing out of a hole in my abdomen. 976 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:41,747 Who's gonna date me? 977 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,248 Lots of people. 978 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,624 Lotta ugly people. 979 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,293 Aimee... 980 00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:48,503 A lot of just troll ladies, 981 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,631 who have their own troll problems 982 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,216 living under bridges. 983 00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:00,474 If you shat out your ears, 984 00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:03,226 if they rerouted your colon to your ears, 985 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,771 I'd still marry you. 986 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,773 Bridge! 987 00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:10,108 Can you bring down some paper towels? 988 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:13,737 I could come and get the paper towels 989 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,530 if you don't want... 990 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:16,948 Or... 991 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,413 You know, I'm more worried about... 992 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,956 Did you notice Mom's knees? 993 00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:26,083 Going down the stairs? 994 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,250 Oh, yeah, I'm afraid to ask her 995 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:28,376 - how her arthritis is. - Yeah. 996 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,461 And Dad's back... 997 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,296 Well, you know it's bothering him. 998 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,631 Yeah. I mean, can't you... 999 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:34,299 ...tell? No. But maybe it's 'cause 1000 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,301 he hasn't been sleeping. 1001 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,637 - Shit... - Was that this light? 1002 00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:41,640 Yeah, fuck. Rich, the light up here is out. 1003 00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,266 Do we have a spare bulb? 1004 00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:44,309 Open the bathroom door. 1005 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,936 Let the light spill into the... 1006 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,854 That's not a very good solution, Richard. 1007 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:49,648 Well, I'm not a magician, 1008 00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:50,982 you want me to make a light bulb appear 1009 00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:52,943 - out of thin air? - Hey, Rich, how 'bout 1010 00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:55,487 there's an LED lantern in our care package. 1011 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:56,863 Let me get that out 1012 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,199 so it's not like a cave up there, problem solved. 1013 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,492 No, Deirdre, please, 1014 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:03,954 you don't have to do that. Sit... Relax. 1015 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:07,624 You bought us a lantern? 1016 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:08,667 I bought it! 1017 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,001 You'll thank me later. 1018 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:11,336 After what the hurricane did to this neighborhood, 1019 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:14,089 you can't be without light. Not in a basement apartment! 1020 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,340 Are these surgical masks? 1021 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,634 They say another storm's gonna strike this year. 1022 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:20,011 You're in a Zone-A flood zone! 1023 00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:22,222 I don't blame you for worrying after, um... 1024 00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:25,433 Brigid told me about you and Aimee. 1025 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,936 That's sort of annoying. 1026 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,020 Obviously. 1027 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,858 Maybe a little too much tuna, Mom. 1028 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:34,860 Good to know. 1029 00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:40,115 Should this be out for dinner? 1030 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,199 I wasn't sure if... No... 1031 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,534 That's not a thing, Rich. No. 1032 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,702 Oh. 1033 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,706 There are literally 1034 00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:49,583 3,000 double-A batteries in here. 1035 00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:51,751 There are literally 12. 1036 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,825 What's funny is 1037 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,702 Bridge is the one who would... 1038 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,579 Well... 1039 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:30,415 You can imagine her as a teenager. 1040 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,583 - Oh... - Yeah. 1041 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,376 She was a piece a work. 1042 00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:34,669 Bridge... What? 1043 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:35,754 She loved teasing me 1044 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:37,255 because Scranton was a stone's throw 1045 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:39,090 from the greatest city in the world 1046 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,342 and I'd never even, you know... 1047 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:42,260 I'd never even seen the Statue of Liberty, 1048 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:45,513 never seen the... She was a piece of work. 1049 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,682 Bridge... So when Aimee, um, 1050 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:50,060 got an interview 1051 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,270 to be a paralegal at this New York firm, 1052 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,272 I took the day off and drove her in. 1053 00:53:57,817 --> 00:54:02,364 Aimee was at her interview by 8:45, 37th floor. 1054 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,618 I was at a Dunkin' Donuts across the street, 1055 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:09,663 'cause the observation deck didn't open until 9:30, 1056 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:11,623 otherwise... 1057 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,083 Oh, man. 1058 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,546 Took me hours to find her 1059 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,799 because I didn't have a cell back then. 1060 00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:24,135 Can't even imagine it. 1061 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,513 Yeah. So crazy. 1062 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:32,018 What's crazy is how you still mess up, you know? 1063 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,479 Hmm. 1064 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,325 - I heard something! - Okay! 1065 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,410 Where did it go? Did you see it? 1066 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:49,744 Whoa! Hey, what's going on? 1067 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,454 I have nothing to stand on. Whoa, are you okay? 1068 00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:52,747 There's a cockroach. 1069 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,582 - Where did it go? - Just relax. 1070 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,001 It was an American cockroach, 1071 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:57,085 they're huge. Don't get so upset. 1072 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,461 Ew. Okay. 1073 00:54:58,503 --> 00:55:00,255 A cockroach the size of a mouse is upsetting! 1074 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,631 I'm not gonna... 1075 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:02,882 I don't think I can be up here right now. 1076 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:04,050 All right, I'll get it when it comes back. 1077 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:05,176 Shouldn't we kill it? 1078 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:06,511 - Okay. - I'm not killing it. 1079 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,637 I'll get it when it comes back. 1080 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:08,888 - Don't laugh. - I didn't. 1081 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,390 You gotta caulk. 1082 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:11,516 Why don't you let me caulk, I'll put down some boric acid. 1083 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,018 Okay. I hear you. 1084 00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:14,019 - I hear you, Erik, all right. - Well, you didn't. 1085 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,353 I had roaches once. 1086 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,438 When? 1087 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:17,564 My first Philly apartment. 1088 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,691 - They ate all the food. - What? 1089 00:55:20,525 --> 00:55:21,651 Mom? 1090 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:26,698 Mom? 1091 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:28,491 Mom? 1092 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,087 Dee, Mom's gone! 1093 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,307 Mom! Mom? 1094 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,892 Oh, my God, Mom! 1095 00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,062 Mom! Hey! Hey... 1096 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,702 Autumn in New York 1097 00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:18,625 Why does it seem so inviting 1098 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,212 - Mm. - Good. 1099 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,716 Autumn in New York 1100 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:29,719 Spells the thrill of first-knighting 1101 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:30,929 Babe, is this a thing? 1102 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,097 Is this a thing? 1103 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:33,181 No that's not a thing. 1104 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:34,557 I think this is a thing. 1105 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:36,434 Wow! 1106 00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:45,443 Glittering crowds and shimmering clouds 1107 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:49,030 In canyons of steel 1108 00:56:49,781 --> 00:56:51,157 ...you bitch... 1109 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:56,204 They're making me feel 1110 00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:02,127 I'm home 1111 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:10,135 It's autumn in New York 1112 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:14,764 That brings the promise of... 1113 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,558 Hey, should we bring her wheelchair 1114 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:17,851 to the table for dinner? 1115 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,853 No, no, she'll be sleeping soon. 1116 00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:21,855 Does the medicine make her sleep? 1117 00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:23,398 - Why shouldn't she... - It just calms her down. 1118 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,983 We can bring her to the table, see how she feels. 1119 00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:26,443 Yeah, don't knock her out just because... 1120 00:57:26,484 --> 00:57:27,861 Hey, if you want to come home more often 1121 00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:30,071 and help control her tantrums, then you can judge 1122 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:31,739 the way we care for her. 1123 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:34,284 I'm not trying to judge you. I just want... 1124 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,494 Can't you hire someone 1125 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,037 to help you out? Costs 100 bucks a night 1126 00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:39,372 to hire someone to watch her, 1127 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:41,833 100 bucks to make sure she doesn't fall and get hurt. 1128 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,126 Hey, okay... 1129 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,211 No, she needs to think before she opens her mouth. 1130 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,059 Let's all just... 1131 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,646 God bless us, everyone. 1132 00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:05,440 Will everyone eat dark meat? 1133 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,941 Will we eat dark meat? 1134 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,943 We'll eat it all, Rich, just send it our way. 1135 00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,278 I will, it's just... 1136 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,864 I'm back on Weight Watchers. 1137 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,407 That's great, Mom. 1138 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,910 Oh, thanks, yeah. It's tough. 1139 00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:18,411 One baby ice cream cone 1140 00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:20,288 takes up half my points for the day. 1141 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,664 Yeah. 1142 00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:24,042 Same for a junior cheeseburger from Wendy's. 1143 00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:27,295 Tough staying on track. Yeah. 1144 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:28,796 Especially when you eat a bucket of ranch dip 1145 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:29,923 before dinner. 1146 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,968 It's the last side dish, yeah? 1147 00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:36,554 Don't worry about it. I'm not being careful 1148 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,806 about points today. Nope. 1149 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,391 - Not on holidays. - No. 1150 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:41,559 I got you a drink, baby. 1151 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,810 Oh, thanks, babe. 1152 00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:45,104 Here comes turkey 1153 00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:46,189 Wow, look at that. 1154 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,565 Turkey for the people 1155 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:48,858 - That's gorgeous. - Nice. 1156 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:49,943 Too nice. 1157 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,277 My partner is a singer. 1158 00:58:51,319 --> 00:58:53,446 Is that, uh... Is the candles, are they okay? 1159 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:54,572 No, they're not... Yeah, they're fine. 1160 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,698 It's ambiance. 1161 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:56,824 I don't know what it is... 1162 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,576 Hands. 1163 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:00,203 - Oh... - Oh, yeah. 1164 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,412 Okay. 1165 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:05,583 - Bless us... - Oh, Lord, 1166 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,252 and these thy gifts 1167 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:11,548 which we are about to receive from thy bounty, 1168 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,300 through Christ our Lord, Amen. 1169 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:15,677 - Did you hear that? - MoMo, 1170 00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:17,845 I'm really glad you're here! 1171 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:20,348 Uh... Is... Is it crazy if we do it again? 1172 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,683 - Just one more time? - No... 1173 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,685 - Let's do it some more. - You have to, yeah. 1174 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,854 Bless us, oh, Lord, 1175 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:32,235 and these thy gifts which we are about to receive, 1176 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:37,574 from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen. 1177 00:59:37,615 --> 00:59:40,368 - Yay, Mom! - Yay, Momo! 1178 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,961 Oh, Mom... You remember Aimee and Brigid, 1179 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,421 Mom, these are your granddaughters. 1180 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:52,547 We're glad you're here, Momes. 1181 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,631 Don't put the spotlight on her. 1182 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:54,716 Oh, no, no, no. 1183 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:57,343 Okay. No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. 1184 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,846 Guys, dig in. Don't wait. 1185 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:01,472 It just all looks so great. 1186 01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:03,308 Looks good. Wow. 1187 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,559 What's this? 1188 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,269 Oh, it's a rainbow chard salad, 1189 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,812 it's packed with nutrients. 1190 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,647 Everything else is familiar. 1191 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:10,815 The sweet potatoes... 1192 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,233 Shower in holes. 1193 01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:22,577 What? 1194 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:24,746 What? 1195 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:28,916 MoMo's Christmas toast. 1196 01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:34,088 I'm sorry. 1197 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:37,133 Okay. On Christmas, 1198 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,803 MoMo always delivers a traditional Irish toast, 1199 01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:42,388 it's ancient... It's ancient, right? 1200 01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:45,016 Yeah, it's ancient and it's beautiful, but... 1201 01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:47,477 One year, Aimee's mind was in the gutter. 1202 01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:48,978 I was 12. 1203 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:52,315 Ever since, the blessing sounds kinda dirty to us. 1204 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:53,399 No, to you guys it sounds dirty. 1205 01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:54,525 Not to us. 1206 01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:56,527 What's the blessing? 1207 01:00:56,569 --> 01:00:58,529 "May the Virgin and her Child 1208 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,365 "lift your latch on Christmas night." 1209 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:01,574 Oh... 1210 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,035 Ooh. Not you, too, Rich. 1211 01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:05,370 I know, right? 1212 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:06,871 They don't get it. 1213 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,539 We get it, we just don't agree. 1214 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,168 I first thought latch-lifting 1215 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:15,838 was some kind of sexual position. 1216 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,548 Mom! Ew. 1217 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:19,884 No, I'm serious. 1218 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,053 I thought maybe it was like scissoring, 1219 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,388 or something. Oh, my God. 1220 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,473 I'm never telling you anything again. 1221 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:29,018 You must never say the word "scissoring" ever again. 1222 01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:31,729 Oh, Mom. 1223 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,065 - I got it. - She's rebelling. 1224 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,149 You stay down. 1225 01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:36,234 No, I got it, you keep eating. 1226 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,568 I got it, keep eating. 1227 01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:41,239 So, Rich, are you balancing a job 1228 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,740 with all your studies 1229 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:44,575 or you just racking up the college loans? 1230 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:46,244 I... I've gone the loan route. 1231 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:47,370 Uh-huh. 1232 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,413 But I plan on paying everything off 1233 01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:49,580 as soon as possible. 1234 01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,249 His grandmother... 1235 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,543 He gets a small trust when he turns 40... 1236 01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:54,752 Can I tell them? 1237 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,087 Do you want to ask if you can tell them 1238 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,380 after you tell them? 1239 01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,424 - Are you mad? - Like a trust fund? 1240 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:00,591 Sorry, don't be embarrassed. 1241 01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:01,718 I'm not embarrassed. 1242 01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:03,094 His grandmother didn't want him spoiled, 1243 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,138 so he doesn't see any of his money until he's 40. 1244 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:07,432 You haven't reached that milestone yet, Rich? 1245 01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:10,643 Ha-ha. No, not quite, I'm 35. 1246 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,103 Would you pass the, um... 1247 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:13,896 Uh, yeah, we got the veggies 1248 01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:15,523 from a farmer's market on Essex. 1249 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,941 They're delicious. 1250 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:19,277 We're gonna try and keep our fridge stocked with them, 1251 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,779 - start juicing for breakfast. - Cool. 1252 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:24,699 You guys liking any other superfoods? 1253 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:28,077 Rich made up a list that I e-mailed to these guys. 1254 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,788 Yes, I even bought blueberries last week. 1255 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:31,956 You also bought blueberry donuts. 1256 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,082 They're not cheap. 1257 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,250 Yeah, and you had three of them, 1258 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,793 so don't act like you're better than me. 1259 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:36,961 I did, no, I did. 1260 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:39,130 Sadly, donuts are cheaper, too, huh? 1261 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,381 - Yeah. - Not much cheaper 1262 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:41,799 when you consider how much heart disease costs 1263 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,342 once you're hospitalized. 1264 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,430 It's the truth. I mean... 1265 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,931 Great, thank you. 1266 01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:50,808 Happy Thanksgiving. 1267 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,351 What, um... 1268 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:55,188 When you turn 40, what happens? 1269 01:02:55,229 --> 01:02:57,815 Do you just retire? 1270 01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,610 No, Dad, he's studying to become a social worker. 1271 01:03:00,651 --> 01:03:03,029 Yeah, um, the main reason 1272 01:03:03,070 --> 01:03:05,990 why I'm not done with school yet is 1273 01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,825 - because I was in and out... - He took time off. 1274 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:09,494 Well, yeah, because for a while I was... 1275 01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,120 Babe, you don't have to tell them. 1276 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:14,415 It's fine, it's fine, um... 1277 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:19,212 In my early 30s, I was depressed for a bit. 1278 01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:21,547 I'm fine now, um... 1279 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:22,799 Just took a while for me 1280 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,176 to get up and running again, but, um... 1281 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,344 I've been better for years now, 1282 01:03:26,385 --> 01:03:28,012 it's why I'm comfortable talking about it. 1283 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,138 Take medicine for that? 1284 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,807 Dad, that's rude to ask him. 1285 01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:33,267 It's fine. I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry. 1286 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:35,019 It's just, in our family, 1287 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,313 we don't... We don't have that kinda depression. 1288 01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:41,359 Yeah, no, we just have a lot of stoic sadness. 1289 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,402 Well, hey, I'm sorry, if I, uh... 1290 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:45,988 No... 1291 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,365 Okay. 1292 01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:49,367 Just makes you wonder, you know, 1293 01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:52,119 if the kind of faith we grew up with... 1294 01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:54,539 It's not perfect, but you take for granted what a... 1295 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,376 Uh, a kinda natural antidepressant it is. 1296 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:00,711 No religion at the table. 1297 01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:02,046 My mouth is shut, 1298 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,881 - you know where I stand. - You brought a statue 1299 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,383 of the Virgin Mary into our house. 1300 01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:06,717 How is your mouth shut? All right, all right... 1301 01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,052 I didn't mean to get us into this. 1302 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,220 All I'm saying is 1303 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:11,055 I think it's funny that you guys'll try... 1304 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:14,058 You put faith in, um, juice-cleansing... 1305 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,393 I did one juice cleanse... One. 1306 01:04:15,434 --> 01:04:17,103 ...or yoga, but you won't try church. 1307 01:04:17,144 --> 01:04:18,271 My mouth is shut. 1308 01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:20,982 You eat, uh, chard to feel your best 1309 01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,817 but you still, you said... 1310 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,652 Half your friends are in therapy. 1311 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,279 That's because... That's what you said. 1312 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,446 Yeah, because... I'm asking. 1313 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:28,990 I was trying to get you to pay for mine, 1314 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:30,408 I can't afford it. 1315 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:32,076 Well, why don't you save some money 1316 01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:33,411 you spend on organic juice 1317 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,246 and pay for it yourself. 1318 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:37,665 Don't criticize me for caring about my mental health. 1319 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,041 Well... Okay. 1320 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,251 How about Rich's mom is a therapist, 1321 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,586 why don't you get it from her? 1322 01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:43,838 Yeah, Dad, I'll get therapy from my mother-in-law, 1323 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,007 that's an awesome idea. 1324 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:48,050 She's not your mother-in-law unless you get married. 1325 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:50,928 Looking for work every day, it's depressing. 1326 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:54,932 Well, you still got the will to eat superfoods. 1327 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,058 If you're so miserable, 1328 01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,185 why're you trying to live forever? 1329 01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:01,230 Last week... 1330 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:02,815 - I shouldn't even tell you. - Tell us what? 1331 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:04,442 I don't think you guy's realize 1332 01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:05,568 how much she's been... Babe... 1333 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:06,777 You don't have to explain. 1334 01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:07,987 How hard she's been working, actually. 1335 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:09,322 Tell them, you'll feel better. 1336 01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:10,615 Tell us what? He won't care. 1337 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:11,824 Play them the piece, you'll feel better. 1338 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,451 - Play it for them. - You wrote new music? 1339 01:05:13,492 --> 01:05:15,828 - Play what? - I want to hear. 1340 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:30,695 I... I spent over a year finishing it, 1341 01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,655 and I sent it to... It sounds good. 1342 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:34,407 Yeah, no... Thanks. But... It's great. 1343 01:06:34,448 --> 01:06:35,783 I found out a grant I wanted 1344 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,493 isn't gonna come through, 1345 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:40,204 and it's my fifth rejection this year. 1346 01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:44,291 Well, you can always work retail. 1347 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,210 Don't tease her. Dad... 1348 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,296 Hey, Bridge. 1349 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:52,383 Hey, are you so spoiled 1350 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,343 that you can't see you're crying over something 1351 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:55,636 hard work can fix? 1352 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:57,722 You're lucky to have a passion to pursue. 1353 01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,056 Now if you don't care about it enough 1354 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:00,391 to push through these setbacks, 1355 01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:01,976 you should quit and do something else. 1356 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,060 Babe... 1357 01:07:03,102 --> 01:07:05,229 Babe, the staircase light is out! 1358 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:07,064 Shit! Welcome to New York, guys. 1359 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:08,315 It's just a light bulb. 1360 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,692 We'll live. I don't wanna see you upset 1361 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,485 over something you can fix. Let me... I really don't 1362 01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:12,737 need a lecture now. The Blakes bounce back. 1363 01:07:12,778 --> 01:07:14,030 That's what we do. Richard, why didn't we ask 1364 01:07:14,071 --> 01:07:15,114 the landlord to replace all the light bulbs 1365 01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:16,365 before we moved in? 1366 01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:17,825 Because that's a crazy thing 1367 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,201 to ask for, babe, no one asks for that. 1368 01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:20,578 Nah, they're probably all on their last legs. 1369 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:23,247 Yeah, no one asks for it, and even if they did... 1370 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,376 What are you... It wouldn't matter because... 1371 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,837 What are you laughing at? 1372 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:33,632 She's burning out the bulbs to get our attention. 1373 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:34,842 - What? - What... Who is? 1374 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:36,969 She-With-No-Face... 1375 01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:39,055 She strikes again! 1376 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:42,475 Now you got her started. What's so funny? What? 1377 01:07:42,516 --> 01:07:45,019 Dad sees faceless women in his sleep. 1378 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,939 You're a crazy person. 1379 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:50,441 Where are you going, crazy lady? 1380 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:51,776 To the bathroom. 1381 01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:54,862 It's gonna be like spelunking just to go pee. 1382 01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:56,947 - Here we go. - Here we go. 1383 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,908 Buckle up. Who is this headless person? 1384 01:07:58,949 --> 01:08:00,951 Oh, uh, faceless, she has skin 1385 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:02,912 covering her eye sockets and her mouth. 1386 01:08:02,953 --> 01:08:04,538 And I hope she finds you in your sleep 1387 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,623 and casts an evil spell on you. 1388 01:08:05,664 --> 01:08:06,749 Oh, yeah, smart-ass? 1389 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,793 Yeah... Hey, stop it. 1390 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:09,960 Oh, now you wanna be compassionate! 1391 01:08:10,002 --> 01:08:11,295 How lucky you are. 1392 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:12,379 The evil sorceress 1393 01:08:12,421 --> 01:08:14,006 has all my support. Aimee? 1394 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:16,509 No, thanks. 1395 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:19,470 Last week, I dreamed I fell through an ice cream cone 1396 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,806 made of grass and became a baby. 1397 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,516 Richard, are you kidding me with the sharing? 1398 01:08:23,557 --> 01:08:25,101 What? I can share it if I want. 1399 01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:26,435 Yes, you can, and I love you. Hey... Come on. 1400 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,853 But when you share dreams with my family, 1401 01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:29,105 I become a crazy person. 1402 01:08:29,146 --> 01:08:30,314 All right, lover-of-all, come with me. 1403 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:33,651 Anyone need anything else right now? 1404 01:08:33,692 --> 01:08:35,319 All right, come on, Aimee. 1405 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:37,780 Are you done, sir? 1406 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,156 - Yes, ma'am. - And he's finished. 1407 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,324 You guys need some help? 1408 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,576 No, you guys relax. 1409 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:46,080 You had a hard day. The women folk will do it. 1410 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,540 You said that like you meant it. 1411 01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:48,707 I... 1412 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:50,042 Thanks for offering, Dad, thank you. 1413 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:51,460 Aimee... Please rest yourself. 1414 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:52,920 We got it. Right, princess? 1415 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,422 Okay, you literally cannot call me a princess. 1416 01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:57,341 Oh, no, I literally can. 1417 01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:08,602 The cone was made of, uh... 1418 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,771 Grass from my backyard. 1419 01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:15,401 From your backyard? My backyard. Yes. 1420 01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:18,904 It got twisted into an ice cream cone. 1421 01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:20,781 Yeah... 1422 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,324 In my head, it was so normal. 1423 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,288 Oh... Yikes. 1424 01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:35,588 In mine... 1425 01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:37,590 There was this one other weird thing... 1426 01:09:37,631 --> 01:09:39,466 In your dream? Yeah. Uh... 1427 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:41,510 I didn't bring it up because, you know, 1428 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:44,471 the girls already think I'm losing it, you know. 1429 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:47,141 But, uh, the woman without a... 1430 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,894 She's trying to get me into this... 1431 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:51,395 Like a tunnel. 1432 01:09:53,230 --> 01:09:55,149 Yeah, what do you do? 1433 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:58,194 Uh... I don't move, I don't know. 1434 01:09:58,235 --> 01:10:00,321 Tunnels are, um... 1435 01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:03,741 In my class, we got this list of primitive settings. 1436 01:10:03,782 --> 01:10:06,160 Tunnels, caves, forests, the sea. 1437 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:08,704 Stuff that's so a part of us that... 1438 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:10,915 You know, 200,000 years ago, 1439 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:13,250 someone might've closed their eyes 1440 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,419 and seen a similar kind of... 1441 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:17,922 It's a trash compactor. 1442 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:24,386 Get in it next time, 1443 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:25,846 the tunnel... 1444 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:28,390 Get in it. 1445 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:29,934 Oh, thanks, I'll try that. 1446 01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:31,227 I'm serious, get in it next time. 1447 01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:32,436 Whoa. 1448 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:36,357 Tunnels can just be stuff hidden from yourself. 1449 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:41,278 So passing through one could be a favorable omen. 1450 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,408 Is it a fortune-telling school you're at? 1451 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,785 No. 1452 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:49,787 - "A favorable omen," you sure? - Yeah... No... Yeah. 1453 01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:51,455 You gonna bring out a crystal ball later. 1454 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,458 No. No, I'm... I'm not. 1455 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,006 What's so funny? 1456 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:04,802 We're conferring over Mom's latest e-mail forward. 1457 01:11:57,938 --> 01:11:59,648 ...or any of it makes sense. 1458 01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:00,691 Did you get it, Dad? 1459 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:03,152 What are we talking about? 1460 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,154 Rich, Mom's subject line was, 1461 01:12:05,195 --> 01:12:07,364 "Please read this" in all caps. 1462 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,868 All caps. It got flagged by my IT department 1463 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:12,494 as being "potentially harmful." 1464 01:12:12,536 --> 01:12:13,996 She forwarded an article 1465 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,456 from the Scientific American 1466 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:17,708 - about how nothing's solid. - Yeah. 1467 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,793 Like, when you're touching a table, 1468 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:23,047 you're actually feeling its molecules bouncing... 1469 01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,049 We're not even solid, we're, um... 1470 01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:26,216 Electrons. 1471 01:12:26,258 --> 01:12:27,384 Electrons... Yeah. 1472 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,136 ...bouncing back against... Electrons, yeah. 1473 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,555 And it also had vague religious overtones. 1474 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:32,848 And at the bottom, there was a poem 1475 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:35,225 in about 10 fonts about how we already 1476 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,894 are a part of everything... 1477 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,520 Guys, don't make fun of your mom. 1478 01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:39,813 We're making fun of the e-mail. 1479 01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,732 - I mean it. - Come on, it's a little crazy. 1480 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:42,900 You know, to... 1481 01:12:42,941 --> 01:12:44,693 You gotta start writing her back, too. 1482 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,403 I mean it. I know. 1483 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:49,073 I will. Even to stuff like that. 1484 01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,659 That's the laundry room, that'll die down. 1485 01:13:14,973 --> 01:13:16,433 Think she heard that? 1486 01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:18,977 She didn't hear it. 1487 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,815 I don't think so. 1488 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:26,443 She didn't, right? 1489 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,325 Rich, we're pig smashing, get in here! 1490 01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:17,870 - Okay, we all here? - Pig smashing. 1491 01:14:17,911 --> 01:14:20,372 How does this work? Okay. 1492 01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:22,291 You're just going to love this. 1493 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,713 We each pass it around. 1494 01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:30,340 Say what we're thankful for... 1495 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,510 And then smash it. 1496 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:35,512 And then we each eat a piece of the peppermint 1497 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,847 for good luck. 1498 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:38,348 That is the weirdest tradition. 1499 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,850 Oh, please, that's the weirdest? 1500 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,518 Wait till you spend a Christmas with us. 1501 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,312 Yeah, she's threatening to invite all the Bhutanese 1502 01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,105 in Scranton over for caroling. 1503 01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:47,357 That's not a threat, honey, that's happening. 1504 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:48,859 Oh, God. 1505 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,486 Okay, babe, you start. 1506 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:54,364 Ah. Uh, now I'm nervous. Okay. Um... 1507 01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:56,408 Dad... 1508 01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,454 Okay. Um... 1509 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:04,541 This year, I am most thankful 1510 01:15:05,959 --> 01:15:08,670 for falling in love with Brigid 1511 01:15:08,712 --> 01:15:12,883 and getting a new family in the process. 1512 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,385 Sweet. 1513 01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:17,012 Do I? Yeah. 1514 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:18,388 Okay. 1515 01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:21,391 Ooh. That... 1516 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,101 That was terrible. I don't know, 1517 01:15:23,143 --> 01:15:24,686 you made me go first! Do it hard. 1518 01:15:24,728 --> 01:15:26,480 Rich, it was a fine smash. 1519 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,232 - Okay, Dad, please go next. - Thank you. 1520 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:30,442 Okay, all right, I already gave one speech 1521 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:33,362 so, uh, just let me say, uh... 1522 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,948 I am thankful 1523 01:15:35,989 --> 01:15:39,701 for your unconditional love and support. 1524 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:43,580 Um, and hope there's nothing 1525 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,500 any of us could ever do to change that, 1526 01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:50,003 because this is what matters. 1527 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,089 This family. 1528 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:55,551 Oh! Got it? 1529 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:58,762 That's... I see. I see the technique. 1530 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:04,434 - Showoff. - All right... 1531 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:09,273 I'm with your dad and, um, 1532 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:11,817 it may sound cliche, 1533 01:16:11,858 --> 01:16:15,112 but I'm thankful for the both of you. 1534 01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:18,115 Oh! 1535 01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:19,199 Wow. Nasty. 1536 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:21,410 - Showed you, Dad. - Mom. 1537 01:16:21,451 --> 01:16:23,495 That was intense. 1538 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,622 - That was awesome. - You go next. 1539 01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:29,585 Okay. 1540 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:33,005 Okay. I'll... I'll state the obvious. 1541 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:37,551 There will never be a year that I'm not thankful 1542 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,637 that the observation deck didn't open until 9:30, 1543 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:44,641 and I'm thankful MoMo's with us, 1544 01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:49,271 and, oh, um, 1545 01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:53,150 a wise, old, haggard, drunk man 1546 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:54,818 once told me that... Stop now. Time out. 1547 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,987 ...pursuing my passion is a gift 1548 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,989 and I'm grateful for that reminder. 1549 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,658 Even if I end up pursuing it while managing an H&M. 1550 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,744 I'm lucky. See what you've done. 1551 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,663 I'm being serious. 1552 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:11,335 And now that everyone's, um... 1553 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,298 If anything were to ever happen to me, 1554 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:20,135 like an accident or something, which it won't, 1555 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,221 but I'd like to be cremated. 1556 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,391 It's weird to talk about, 1557 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:30,020 because you guys do open casket, 1558 01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:31,813 so I've been trying to find a way to bring it up 1559 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:34,191 that isn't morbid or weird. 1560 01:17:35,692 --> 01:17:37,861 Well, you didn't find it, Bridge. 1561 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,446 - Are you serious? - I am serious. 1562 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:40,864 You're crazy. You're crazy. 1563 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,866 No one in this family can handle honesty. 1564 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,786 No, you're right, dinner is the perfect place 1565 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:48,538 to discuss what we should do with your dead body. 1566 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:51,667 Thank you. I hate you all. 1567 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,543 Oh, my gosh. 1568 01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:54,670 - All right, that's it. - Hey! 1569 01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,171 Pass me the pig, okay. 1570 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:57,339 Hey, that's more than one hit. I only got one. 1571 01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:58,715 I got three. That's not fair. 1572 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:03,011 God, Bridge. 1573 01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,055 Um... 1574 01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:11,687 So, in a year where I lost my job, 1575 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:19,820 my girlfriend, and I'm bleeding internally, 1576 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:22,864 really a banner year... 1577 01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:26,243 I'm thankful for what's right. 1578 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:30,163 Okay. I'm... 1579 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:33,333 I love that in times like this, I have a... 1580 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:36,336 A home base, a family I can always come home to. 1581 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:39,756 Thanks for giving us that. 1582 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:48,598 You always have to win. 1583 01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:52,978 Yeah, she really cremated you. 1584 01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:56,398 Right? Right? 1585 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,942 She cremated you. 1586 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:01,194 Just when you couldn't get less funny. 1587 01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:04,448 - She really cremated you. - No! 1588 01:19:04,489 --> 01:19:06,116 I respect that. 1589 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:10,328 - Wow. - Yours was better. 1590 01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:15,083 Oh... Uh, how about for MoMo? 1591 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,918 Uh, should we read MoMo's e-mail? 1592 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:19,045 - It makes us cry, Dad. - Get out the Kleenex. 1593 01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:20,714 This might be our last Thanksgiving together. 1594 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,632 Can we please give her a voice? 1595 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:24,634 - Of course. - Has he heard this? 1596 01:19:24,676 --> 01:19:26,428 I heard about it, but not the actual... 1597 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:27,554 Well, she wrote this 1598 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:29,055 right before she got really sick, Rich. 1599 01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:32,392 Uh, it was an e-mail to these girls, and, uh... 1600 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,270 - Was it four years ago? - Yeah. 1601 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:38,190 Give it to me, you're gonna end up asking me to finish. 1602 01:19:44,988 --> 01:19:47,491 "Dear Aimee and Brigid, 1603 01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:54,164 "I was clumsy around you both today and felt confused. 1604 01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:57,375 "I couldn't remember your names 1605 01:19:57,417 --> 01:19:59,169 "and felt bad about that. 1606 01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:04,341 "It's strange slowly becoming someone I don't know. 1607 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,595 "But while I am still here, I want to say, 1608 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:12,015 "don't worry about me once I drift off for good. 1609 01:20:13,391 --> 01:20:14,851 "I'm not scared. 1610 01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:19,147 "If anything, I wish I could've known 1611 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:21,775 "that most of the stuff I did spend my life 1612 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,194 "worrying about wasn't so bad. 1613 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:28,532 "Maybe it's because this disease 1614 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:30,700 "has me forgetting the worst stuff, 1615 01:20:30,742 --> 01:20:34,663 "but right now, I'm feeling nothing about this life 1616 01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:36,915 "was worth getting so worked up about. 1617 01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:40,919 "Not even dancing at weddings. 1618 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:47,676 "Dancing at weddings always scared the crap out of me, 1619 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:50,345 "but now it doesn't seem like such a big deal. 1620 01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:54,933 "Dance more than I did. 1621 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,853 "Drink less than I did. 1622 01:20:58,728 --> 01:21:00,480 "Go to church. 1623 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:03,608 "Be good to everyone you love. 1624 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:07,737 "I love you more than you'll ever know." 1625 01:21:16,246 --> 01:21:18,498 I am buying a pig for my family. 1626 01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:31,595 He wants you to like him. 1627 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:34,180 - We love him. - We do, he's in. 1628 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:36,141 Look out for each other, okay? 1629 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,229 Hey, if you're having another one, 1630 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,272 fine, but I'm calling 1631 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,940 a car for you guys. Erik. 1632 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:45,734 Thanks for drinking responsibly, Dad. 1633 01:21:45,775 --> 01:21:47,068 I'm forgetting that I'm not at home, 1634 01:21:47,110 --> 01:21:48,778 I'm sorry. Sorry. 1635 01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:50,572 I don't mind using my work account 1636 01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:52,574 - now that I'm on my way out. - No. 1637 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:54,284 No way. No, it'd cost you a fortune. 1638 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:55,452 I'll drive, I've been drinking water. 1639 01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:56,578 What'd we do about our car? 1640 01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:57,746 Mom, for, like, 10 minutes. 1641 01:21:57,787 --> 01:21:58,997 This is on me. I'm calling a car, 1642 01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:00,290 - end of discussion. - Bus it into the city 1643 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:01,666 this weekend and help us paint, okay? 1644 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:03,084 We'll put you to work. 1645 01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:04,461 - Just take a car. - Yeah, yeah. 1646 01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:06,922 I just, I'm not used to driving on Thanksgiving, Rich. 1647 01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:08,590 No worries. Don't worry. 1648 01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:12,427 Hi, I, uh... Yeah, I need a car. 1649 01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,054 I think there's street cleaning in the morning. 1650 01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:15,263 No case number... 1651 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:16,806 I love you so much, thank you. 1652 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:20,810 Yeah, exactly. 1653 01:22:20,852 --> 01:22:22,812 How do you know when the streets are cleaned? 1654 01:22:22,854 --> 01:22:24,814 It's good, it's coming to a close. 1655 01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,399 How is your holiday? 1656 01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:35,992 Three, but one of them is in a wheelchair. 1657 01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:43,249 Do you guys need a van for MoMo? 1658 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:46,461 Here. Give me the phone. 1659 01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:48,004 Give me the phone. 1660 01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:50,298 I'm just saying, for her wheelchair. 1661 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:52,175 No, go downstairs, honey. 1662 01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:53,551 You might need a bigger car. 1663 01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:56,680 We don't need a van if... 1664 01:22:58,181 --> 01:22:59,933 No, it folds. 1665 01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:02,727 A lot cheaper, or... 1666 01:23:06,272 --> 01:23:09,484 Well, the van is good, then, that's fine. 1667 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:18,201 Then we'll call Paul. 1668 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:20,036 Dessert is on the way. 1669 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:21,496 Thank you, so is the car. 1670 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,416 Oh, man, I can't believe there's more food. 1671 01:23:24,457 --> 01:23:27,877 Ma, don't worry about it, it saves me a cab ride. 1672 01:23:27,919 --> 01:23:30,714 I can hitch a ride with you guys to Penn Station. 1673 01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:33,383 - Yeah. - Okay. Uh... 1674 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,969 He'll come at 6:00, but we can change the time if you want. 1675 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,722 Sounds good. Okay, I can make a 7:05. 1676 01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:41,725 It's perfect. Thanks, Aimee, 1677 01:23:41,766 --> 01:23:44,060 I'm embarrassed we had to do this. 1678 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,479 First time for everything, right? 1679 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:48,064 This is all from a local bakery. 1680 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:49,649 Really? Oh, my God. 1681 01:23:51,943 --> 01:23:54,571 Are you too drunk to thank your daughter? 1682 01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:56,322 The bakery is called... 1683 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:57,407 Elephant's Dream. 1684 01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,575 Elephant's Dream Bakery. 1685 01:23:58,616 --> 01:24:01,286 Hey, are you too drunk to thank your daughter? 1686 01:24:03,955 --> 01:24:05,623 Incoming. 1687 01:24:08,501 --> 01:24:10,378 Wow. 1688 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:14,007 Well, I officially fell off 1689 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:17,719 the Weight Watchers wagon, so... 1690 01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:22,015 Whoa. These look beautiful. 1691 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,975 I... I'll have, um... 1692 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:27,312 I'll have... 1693 01:24:27,353 --> 01:24:28,521 Give her the one with all the frosting, 1694 01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:29,898 that's the one she wants. 1695 01:24:34,277 --> 01:24:36,946 I'll have the, um... 1696 01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:40,450 I'll... 1697 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:44,370 I'm just gonna... 1698 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:48,291 You okay, Momes? 1699 01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:53,129 I'm going to take her to the bathroom. 1700 01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:54,964 I can help you, Mom. Rich, would you help her 1701 01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:56,299 get her settled upstairs? 1702 01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:57,383 - Dad, I said I'd help. - Sure, yeah. 1703 01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:58,718 No, you stay here, will you? Just stay. 1704 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,637 Why? Because I wanna, I wanna... 1705 01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:02,472 I wanna talk about how, uh... 1706 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:03,890 About what? 1707 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:08,478 We may be moving soon. So... 1708 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,105 - Dad, what's wrong? - What's going on? 1709 01:25:10,146 --> 01:25:11,606 Nothing, everybody's okay. 1710 01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:13,108 - I mean, it's all right. - Are you sick? 1711 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:15,151 No, no, no one's sick. 1712 01:25:15,735 --> 01:25:17,695 It's just, um, 1713 01:25:17,737 --> 01:25:19,989 we sold the lake property, okay? 1714 01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,116 What... When? To help with... 1715 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,200 Okay... 1716 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,952 Just... Go... 1717 01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:32,043 Dad? 1718 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,003 Um... 1719 01:25:35,588 --> 01:25:36,673 St. Mark's let me go, 1720 01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:37,757 so we've had to tighten our belts... 1721 01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:39,050 Why would they let you go? 1722 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:41,094 And we're figuring how... Well, that's not... 1723 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,512 I'm not getting my pension now, 1724 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,514 they could fire me before it kicked in, all right? 1725 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,015 They can take away your pension? 1726 01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:47,350 Uh, well, they're a private school, 1727 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,352 they can do whatever they want. 1728 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:50,687 But why did they fire you? 1729 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:54,691 They have a morality code, 1730 01:25:54,732 --> 01:25:56,317 and St. Mark's makes you sign it 1731 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:58,027 and if you... Why would a morality code... 1732 01:25:58,069 --> 01:26:00,488 Were you, like, selling drugs on a playground? 1733 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:01,865 There was an incident, all right? 1734 01:26:01,906 --> 01:26:03,366 And they could... What kind of incident? 1735 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,034 They could fire me because of this incident. 1736 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:07,620 What are you talking about? 1737 01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:10,248 I cheated on your mom with a teacher from school 1738 01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,209 and, um... 1739 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:15,503 We're okay, 1740 01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:19,048 but I realize this is a lot to just... 1741 01:26:28,474 --> 01:26:29,684 Are you guys okay? 1742 01:26:36,816 --> 01:26:39,360 We worked through it, okay? 1743 01:26:39,402 --> 01:26:40,612 We met with Father Paul 1744 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:42,864 and we're good. 1745 01:26:43,865 --> 01:26:45,408 Okay... 1746 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:47,410 But people talk and we don't want you to hear it 1747 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:48,578 from other people, okay? 1748 01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:50,163 We'd rather that you hear it from us. 1749 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:51,414 Okay, so you want us... 1750 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,958 You just want us to just, what? Just to know? 1751 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:57,253 Yeah. 1752 01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:58,838 I'm already at a Walmart in Danville, 1753 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,256 to keep money coming in. 1754 01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,508 Dad, for how long? 1755 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:03,843 Why the one in Danville? 1756 01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:05,094 Uh, it's... I don't want the kids from school 1757 01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:06,763 - seeing me there. - God. 1758 01:27:06,804 --> 01:27:08,097 Something full-time should open up 1759 01:27:08,139 --> 01:27:09,265 this spring, so... 1760 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:10,683 So, what... 1761 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,268 The cost of taking care of MoMo's been a surprise. 1762 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,353 Are you guys... You wouldn't even believe 1763 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:14,812 how much one of... 1764 01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:16,731 Okay, so you're behind. How much are you behind? 1765 01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:19,025 So the plan is to sell the house 1766 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:21,444 and rent an apartment because we don't need space. 1767 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:22,987 Are there even apartments in Scranton? 1768 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,864 - Who lives in an apartment? - Of course there are. 1769 01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:26,866 Hey, getting a place on one level is good 1770 01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:28,159 because, you know, your mom won't be climbing up stairs. 1771 01:27:28,201 --> 01:27:29,786 Doesn't sound good, Dad. 1772 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:31,496 It sounds like you're in a deep hole. 1773 01:27:31,537 --> 01:27:32,830 I'm working it out, Aimee. 1774 01:27:32,872 --> 01:27:34,123 - Do you have anything saved? - No. 1775 01:27:34,165 --> 01:27:35,250 Dad, do you have anything in savings? 1776 01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:36,376 No, I have no savings, Aimee. No. 1777 01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:38,253 Okay, okay. We've been stretched. 1778 01:27:38,294 --> 01:27:39,963 Well, you're telling us this when you're drunk. 1779 01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:42,257 So sorry if I'm getting frustrated. 1780 01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:43,675 Can you take her? 1781 01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:45,093 - He lives in a trailer. - Yeah. 1782 01:27:45,134 --> 01:27:46,469 But he has no money. To the... 1783 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:47,595 No, you've got no choice 1784 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:48,972 but to collect unemployment. 1785 01:27:49,013 --> 01:27:50,348 - That's not fair. - Hey, hey. Easy, easy... 1786 01:27:50,390 --> 01:27:51,849 I can't get a break if I'm working full-time. 1787 01:27:51,891 --> 01:27:53,059 It's not unfair for you to get some marketable skills. 1788 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:54,310 We're working it out, I love yourmom. 1789 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:55,228 Oh, yeah, you're working it out, but... 1790 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:56,479 Okay? We're good. 1791 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:57,981 Oh, you're good, but you're not sleeping 1792 01:27:58,022 --> 01:27:59,607 and Mom's still eating her feelings! 1793 01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:01,401 - Brigid, shut... - I'm... 1794 01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:03,987 Mom... 1795 01:28:04,028 --> 01:28:05,488 Mom, I didn't... I didn't mean it. 1796 01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:07,282 I know you think there's something wrong with me, 1797 01:28:07,323 --> 01:28:08,616 it's not a newsflash. 1798 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,159 I think something's wrong with everyone. 1799 01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,161 Please don't act like a martyr when I'm trying to apologize. 1800 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,497 - Brigid... - Bridge... 1801 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:16,374 Brigid, would you please... 1802 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:17,458 I'm gonna go ask that woman 1803 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,918 to stop banging her fucking feet. 1804 01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:21,170 Bridge! 1805 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,012 Bridge! 1806 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:31,264 You bitch. 1807 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:33,349 - I can't hear her now. - Bitch, you go home. 1808 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:36,185 It's okay. It's okay. 1809 01:28:36,227 --> 01:28:38,062 Yeah, she... Go with your mother. Go with her. 1810 01:28:38,104 --> 01:28:39,689 She's okay, just give us a moment. 1811 01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:42,233 Go home! Go home. 1812 01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:44,402 - Would you go with your mom? - Go with your mom. 1813 01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:47,739 Go home! Go home, go home. 1814 01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:48,948 Would you go with your mom? 1815 01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:50,116 Go, go with your mom. 1816 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,576 Oh, God, they're everywhere. 1817 01:28:51,617 --> 01:28:52,827 Okay, all right. 1818 01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:58,958 They're everywhere. 1819 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,711 They're comin' after you, ya bitch. 1820 01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:06,049 What's wrong that you did this? 1821 01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:08,509 Go home to fucking your bitch. 1822 01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:12,722 Why don't you go home? 1823 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:17,101 What's wrong that you did this? 1824 01:29:17,143 --> 01:29:20,563 Okay. Okay. 1825 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:26,694 It's okay. 1826 01:29:34,994 --> 01:29:36,621 Okay, Ma, it's okay. 1827 01:29:36,662 --> 01:29:38,289 It's okay. 1828 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,500 All right, it's good. 1829 01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:42,627 I know. I know. 1830 01:29:49,092 --> 01:29:50,593 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1831 01:29:55,973 --> 01:29:57,141 It's okay, it's okay... 1832 01:29:59,852 --> 01:30:00,937 I know. 1833 01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,483 Go home! 1834 01:30:17,995 --> 01:30:19,122 Brigid! 1835 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:25,753 Bridge! 1836 01:30:25,795 --> 01:30:27,130 What's going on? 1837 01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:30,800 Babe... 1838 01:30:32,593 --> 01:30:33,886 What happened? 1839 01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:35,638 I don't know. 1840 01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:40,643 Wanna just breathe? 1841 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:32,695 That e-mail about us being electrons 1842 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:34,197 wasn't religious. 1843 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,868 It was from a science website. 1844 01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:03,059 I drank too much. 1845 01:32:04,977 --> 01:32:07,522 I gotta use the, uh... 1846 01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:15,029 Mom... 1847 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:19,575 It smells really bad in there. 1848 01:32:20,326 --> 01:32:21,619 I'm sorry. 1849 01:32:23,955 --> 01:32:25,623 Should have got Brigid that candle. 1850 01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:32,421 Let's go to the bathroom now. 1851 01:32:32,463 --> 01:32:34,090 How's your knee, okay? 1852 01:32:34,131 --> 01:32:35,800 Okay, in we go now. 1853 01:32:41,722 --> 01:32:43,599 Gonna go for a walk around the block. 1854 01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:46,602 You okay? 1855 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:50,606 Yeah, I want some air, Dad. 1856 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,903 I've been losing sleep trying to... 1857 01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,488 I was saying to Father Paul 1858 01:32:57,530 --> 01:32:58,948 - in how... - What are you... 1859 01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:01,284 ...just thinking about losing you guys... 1860 01:33:01,325 --> 01:33:03,786 - What are you... - ...gets me thinking about how, 1861 01:33:05,037 --> 01:33:06,330 when you were gone, 1862 01:33:06,372 --> 01:33:08,249 - this fireman was holding... - Dad, Dad... 1863 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,960 ...a body with your suit on. 1864 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:15,548 But there was a coat of ash melted on to her, 1865 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:18,426 like she got turned into a statue, 1866 01:33:18,467 --> 01:33:21,846 like there was gray in her eyes and mouth even, 1867 01:33:21,887 --> 01:33:24,307 it was like her whole... 1868 01:33:27,059 --> 01:33:29,770 The car company will call you when they're ready. 1869 01:33:29,812 --> 01:33:31,647 Leave your phone on the window so it'll ring. 1870 01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:37,737 Aimee... 1871 01:34:24,867 --> 01:34:25,868 Brigid? 1872 01:34:42,426 --> 01:34:43,469 Brigid? 1873 01:35:25,219 --> 01:35:27,513 - Guys, the car is out front! - Oh, my God. 1874 01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:30,057 Aimee, could you help me get her coat on? 1875 01:35:30,099 --> 01:35:31,434 Yeah, you never check your texts. 1876 01:35:31,475 --> 01:35:32,768 - Yeah. - Dad? 1877 01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:34,979 Where's Brigid? 1878 01:35:35,020 --> 01:35:37,982 Out with Rich, he's embarrassed. She's... 1879 01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:39,608 It's fine. 1880 01:35:40,401 --> 01:35:41,736 Dad! 1881 01:35:41,777 --> 01:35:43,279 I heard ya! 1882 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,531 Can you bring Mom's blanket and the pan we brought? 1883 01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:46,615 Uh-huh. 1884 01:35:46,657 --> 01:35:48,033 There you go. 1885 01:35:48,075 --> 01:35:49,368 So nice, isn't it? 1886 01:35:51,954 --> 01:35:52,955 I can take her. 1887 01:35:52,997 --> 01:35:54,206 You got her? Yeah. 1888 01:35:54,248 --> 01:35:55,875 Oh, I got to get my purse, okay? 1889 01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:57,126 I'll be right out. 1890 01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:58,294 All right, we'll meet you in the car. 1891 01:35:58,335 --> 01:35:59,378 Okay. 1892 01:36:52,681 --> 01:36:55,017 Oh, shit. 1893 01:37:05,694 --> 01:37:06,695 Damn it. 1894 01:37:58,747 --> 01:38:00,416 Hello? 1895 01:39:57,157 --> 01:39:59,118 Hail Mary, full of grace. 1896 01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:02,246 The Lord is with thee. 1897 01:40:02,287 --> 01:40:04,915 Blessed art thou among women, 1898 01:40:04,957 --> 01:40:06,875 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1899 01:40:06,917 --> 01:40:09,128 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. 1900 01:40:09,169 --> 01:40:11,547 Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. 1901 01:40:11,588 --> 01:40:13,716 Blessed art thou among women 1902 01:40:13,757 --> 01:40:16,010 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1903 01:40:16,051 --> 01:40:17,761 Holy Mary, Mother of God... 1904 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,810 Hail Mary, full of grace. 1905 01:40:24,852 --> 01:40:26,562 The Lord is with thee 1906 01:40:26,603 --> 01:40:29,732 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1907 01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:31,233 Holy Mary, Mother of God... 1908 01:41:10,355 --> 01:41:11,774 Dad? 1909 01:41:11,815 --> 01:41:13,650 The driver is gonna have to keep circling the block. 1910 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,033 Dad? Yeah. 1911 01:41:21,992 --> 01:41:23,035 No, here I come. 1912 01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:39,468 I can ride with you guys to Penn Station, 1913 01:41:40,135 --> 01:41:41,470 take the subway back. 1914 01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:44,723 It's not far. 1915 01:41:48,685 --> 01:41:49,728 Thanks. 134401