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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,591 [knock on door] 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,594 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:17,892 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,813 - Uh, did you just get a mysterious envelope 5 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,898 and casually toss it aside without even opening it? 6 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,151 - Mm-hmm. - Fuck, you're cool. 7 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,610 - Okay, I already know what's inside. 8 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,279 It's my invite to Kappa's pre-rush brunch 9 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,531 later this afternoon. - How can you be sure? 10 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:35,034 - Because as a future Kappa, I know how Kappas think. 11 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,703 And I also might've heard two girls 12 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:39,038 in my Lit seminar talking about the envelope color. 13 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,498 "Mykonos sky blue." 14 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,293 - Interesting. I think of it as more of 15 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,378 a "Sonic the Hedgehog" blue. 16 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:48,298 - Wait, Kappa invited you, too? - Sure did. 17 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,800 Got it last night. What? Are you surprised? 18 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,762 - Of course I'm surprised. You wear sneakers with dresses. 19 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,805 - Leighton, I'm gonna tell you what I told Whitney. 20 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,974 That sororities have a long history 21 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,351 of exclusionary behavior that promote 22 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,270 this kind of woman-on-woman warfare. 23 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,773 And that's why I will be abstaining from Greek life. 24 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,192 - Yeah, absolutely. Preach. I'm totally on the same page. 25 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,027 - Did you get an envelope? - No, I did not. 26 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:09,986 - Me neither. 27 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,947 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:17,577 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,704 - Hey, can I give you some unsolicited feedback 30 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,247 on what you're wearing? 31 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,124 - Oh, my God, of course. I love when people do that. 32 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,628 - It's just Kappa is the most exclusive sorority on campus. 33 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,172 And this rush brunch is your first opportunity 34 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,715 to show them that you fit in. 35 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,509 - Okay, so what's wrong with what I'm wearing? 36 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,718 It's jeans and sneakers. 37 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,178 - And that is such a cute outfit 38 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,930 for, like, grocery shopping. 39 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,140 I'm just saying there's still time to run home and change. 40 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,892 - Oh, my God. Maybe you should change. 41 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,352 I look good. 42 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,020 You look like the perfume lady at Bloomingdale's. 43 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,980 - That is the meanest thing you could've said to me. 44 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,316 - I just--I think you're overthinking it. 45 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,360 The invite said to dress casual. 46 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,738 [upbeat pop music] 47 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,533 - This is what Kappa means by casual. 48 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:02,080 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,499 - Yeah, this is some "Get Out" shit right here. 50 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:08,336 - ♪ Turn up heat, turn up fire ♪ 51 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:12,340 ♪ Turn up heat, turn up fire ♪ 52 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:14,717 - Hey, Mr. G, I think you need to 53 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,721 chugga chugga, chugga chugga chill out. 54 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,558 [laughter] 55 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,311 - That's so funny, right? - I love that catchphrase. 56 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,689 Chugga chugga chill out. 57 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,525 - No, the sketch is about how catchphrases are lame. 58 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,151 No one would actually laugh at someone saying 59 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,572 chugga chugga chill out. - [laughs] 60 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,409 - Forget it. Look, this guy, Danny Marawitz, 61 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,203 he's a comedy legend. He's also a "Catullan" alum, 62 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,080 and he's going to be at this big alumni dinner 63 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,081 they're throwing tonight. 64 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,624 I want to chat him up 65 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,418 and convince him to be my mentor. 66 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,962 - Oh, Bela, I'm sure he'd love to be your mentor. 67 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,380 You're the funniest person I know. 68 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,048 It's like I live with Bugs Bunny. 69 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,301 - I know you mean that as a compliment, so thank you. 70 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,927 Hey, wait, actually, do you want to 71 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,889 come with me as my plus one? - Uh, yeah. I'd love to. 72 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,265 - Okay, cool. 73 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,808 - So if people like this Danny guy are going, 74 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,476 it's probably going to be pretty fancy, right? 75 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,397 - [sighs] Fancy as shit. - Oh, so like pantyhose fancy. 76 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,983 - Kimberly, nothing is ever pantyhose fancy. 77 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,903 - Okay, well, I only brought one dress with me to college. 78 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,030 - I'm sure it's fine. Is it black? 79 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,949 - It's mustard. 80 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,619 - Maybe we just go shopping. 81 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,288 - ♪ Way too cool ♪ 82 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,041 - Okay, fresh rosemary sprig in my drink. 83 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,459 I can get on board with this. 84 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,793 - See? Kappa's living up to the hype. 85 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,754 Oh, do you see that blonde girl? 86 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,631 [laughter] - That's super creative. 87 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,424 - There's like 15 blonde girls over there. 88 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,217 - Okay, first off, half of them are bronde. 89 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,762 No, I am talking about that one right there, Quinn Cannon. 90 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,347 She went to Spence. She was like three years 91 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,849 above me, and now she's president of Kappa 92 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,268 and queen of the entire Essex social scene. 93 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,313 Quinn Cannon is exactly who I want to be in three years. 94 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,024 Okay, I am going to go mingle. Are you good on your own? 95 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,318 - I most definitely am not. - You'll be fine. 96 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,986 All right, I can text you details 97 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,696 about who you're talking to, if you need. 98 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,531 I've done extensive research on every single girl here. 99 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,950 And if you need any help, 100 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,868 just start talking about celery juice. 101 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:07,997 - ♪ Baby I am low like everywhere I go I will ♪ 102 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,917 - [laughs] - Hey, you're Maura, right? 103 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:15,296 - Yeah. You must be Nico's sister, Leighton. 104 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,547 How you liking Essex? 105 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,383 - I've been busy balancing schoolwork 106 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,218 and extracurriculars and finding ways 107 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:22,095 to apply the knowledge I gained last summer 108 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,889 while interning for Dahlia Lithwick at Slate. 109 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,599 [chuckles] - Wow. 110 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,851 I feel like I'm interviewing you for a job. 111 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,230 Did you rehearse this? - [laughs] No. 112 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,191 - Wait, your name is Ashley, too? 113 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,484 I just met an Ashley. 114 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:39,362 - Yeah, but I spell it A-S-H-L-E-E. 115 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,657 I know. What were my parents smoking? 116 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,701 [laughs] 117 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,327 - Allie VanLandingham. 118 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,871 You were the senior social chair at Choate, right? 119 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,082 - Um, yeah. How did you know that? 120 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,959 - I mean there's only three Choate Kappas. 121 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,712 You, Madison, and Sheridan. It's all on the website. 122 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,422 - Stalker much? 123 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,299 - It--it's public information. 124 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:04,220 - Yeah, but I spell it A-S-H-L-E-I-G-H. 125 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,639 - A-S-H-L-E-Y-E. 126 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,935 - I spell it A-S-H-L-I-E. [laughs] 127 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,687 - Do you like celery juice? 128 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,230 - I have it every single morning. 129 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:16,190 - Oh, my God. 130 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,110 - Kappa girls are we and everywhere we are. 131 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:22,113 We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R. 132 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,574 Go, Kappa Beta Rho! - [sighs] 133 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,076 Oh, my God, there's such good stuff in the Kappa hashtag. 134 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,494 - Mm. - Would it be crazy 135 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,414 if we made one together? - [laughs] Uh-- 136 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,957 Hey, sorry. I got to go. 137 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,959 - Yeah, no, of course. I'll see--I'll see you later. 138 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,252 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,879 [laughter] 140 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,922 - Your sneakers are so cool. 141 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,050 - And you actually play a varsity sport? 142 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,301 That's so impressive. 143 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:44,761 - Whitney, what's your phone number? 144 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,888 We want to add you to our Kappa memes chain. 145 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:50,266 - This has been so great, but I have a team bus to catch. 146 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:53,019 It was nice meeting you, and I look forward to 147 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:55,480 seeing you all on "Selling Sunset" one day. 148 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,023 [laughter] - She's so fun. 149 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,399 - ♪ You only wish you could be ♪ 150 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,901 - Oh, this one's so pretty. 151 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:02,737 This looks like something Shania Twain would wear. 152 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,781 - Kimberly, no. Please let me fix you. 153 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,491 I'm trying so hard. - Okay. 154 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,951 - So, have you met up with hot-ass Nico 155 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,536 for any more French lessons yet? 156 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,830 - No. Not since he bailed on me last time. 157 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,207 I'm not sure it'll be an ongoing thing. 158 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,625 - But did you text him? 159 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,335 - It's fine. I don't want to bother him. 160 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,089 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the dress. 161 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,548 - [gasp] - Fire emoji. 162 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,634 Head exploding emoji. Tongue hanging out emoji. 163 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,011 You got to try this one out. - This is beautiful. 164 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,931 [gasp] Oh, it's way too expensive. 165 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,557 - Kimberly, if you don't wrap your beautiful body 166 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,184 in this dress, it will be a slap in the face 167 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,311 of hot feminists everywhere. - I can't afford this. 168 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,813 This will use up way too much 169 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,523 of my "for emergencies only" credit card. 170 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,859 - So, just leave the tags on and return it tomorrow. 171 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,320 ♪ ♪ 172 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,488 - ♪ I got style ♪ 173 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,324 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey yeah ♪ 174 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:52,078 ♪ I got my estimate hey, hey, hey yeah ♪ 175 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,955 - Look at my big tits. 176 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:57,166 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪ 177 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,127 - [laughs] - Hey, over here. 178 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,128 - Hey. 179 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:03,506 ♪ ♪ 180 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,841 Hey, my God. 181 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,676 - I am so excited to get out of town with you. 182 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,761 - Me too. I kind of love hotels. 183 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,429 - Aw, that's so cute but you're not going to 184 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,764 like this one. It's pretty gross. 185 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,349 - Well, I'm sure you'll like it more than 186 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,101 crashing on your couch for another night. 187 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,186 It's got to be so weird for you being around Michelle 188 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,646 since you told her you're leaving her. 189 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,189 - Let's not think about that right now. 190 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,941 Let's just think about all the hot hotel sex 191 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,318 we'll be having tonight. - Mm. [laughs] 192 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,531 Okay, okay. Bus is ready. We got to go. 193 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,449 And hide your boner. Damn, bro. 194 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,493 - Wait, let me carry your bag in front of it. 195 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,245 - Just tuck it up behind your belt. 196 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,038 ♪ ♪ 197 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,498 - Come on. 198 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,252 - All right, everybody. Let's get on the bus. 199 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:45,882 - ♪ Keep me unavailable keep me unavailable ♪ 200 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,550 ♪ More than I can tell your friends ♪ 201 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,051 - Leighton Murray. 202 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,387 We're you leaving without even saying hi to me? 203 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,805 - Oh, yeah, sorry. I just-- 204 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,016 Well, I knew you were really busy and I-- 205 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,976 I was really vibing with the other girls. So-- 206 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,561 - Yeah, I saw. 207 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,063 Look, everyone here is equally obsessed with Kappa. 208 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,356 They're just better at hiding it. 209 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,567 Let's go inside and get a drink. 210 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,904 So, you might major in math? Wow. 211 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,489 - I know it's lame. - No, it's refreshing. 212 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,783 If I had to talk to another fucking marketing major, 213 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,911 I was going to rip my ears off. - [laughs] 214 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,621 - Hey, do you Cory in Theta? 215 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,999 - Uh, yeah. Nico got Covid from him. Why? 216 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,792 - Well, according to my boyfriend, 217 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,920 he has a huge crush on you. 218 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:27,465 - Yes, I have heard that. - Would you be into him? 219 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,800 - Yeah, no, 100%. He's--he's so cute. 220 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,135 - I knew it. 221 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,387 I'm texting him right now that you like him. 222 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,264 - ♪ I love it, I love it ♪ 223 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,100 ♪ I can feel it in my heart ♪ 224 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,560 ♪ I love it, I love it ♪ 225 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,562 ♪ Talk to me, talk to me ♪ 226 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,898 ♪ I am here. I love it, I love it ♪ 227 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,650 ♪ Ready for your love ♪ - What's up? 228 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,276 - Once we get to the hotel you're gonna want to eat 229 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,694 some crackers or something, 230 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,112 'cause the team's going out hard tonight. 231 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,697 - But don't we have a game tomorrow? 232 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,784 - It's fine. The team we're playing is awful. 233 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,327 I'm telling you, 234 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,996 tonight's the best team bonding night of the year. 235 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,623 You're gonna love it. 236 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,084 - All right, ladies. I need to speak with you. 237 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,461 So, all eyes on me. - Way ahead of you, handsome. 238 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:07,255 [laughter] 239 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,798 - Coach Woods and I know that there was a lot 240 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,758 of sneaking out last year after curfew. 241 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,134 And I just want to make it clear that 242 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,594 that's not gonna happen again, okay? 243 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,471 - I have a question. - Okay, what is it? 244 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,474 - How'd you get so fine? [laughter] 245 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,767 - Okay, I get it. 246 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,310 There's some weird jokes among you girls 247 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,646 that I'm, like, attractive or whatever, 248 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,109 but I am your coach, and I deserve respect. Okay? 249 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,485 All right, so when we get to the hotel-- 250 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,987 - Take your shirt off! [laughter] 251 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,655 - No, I'm not going to take my shirt off. 252 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,824 And you can't talk to me like that, okay? 253 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,827 - Okay, Daddy. - No, do not call me Daddy. 254 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,162 I'm not your sexy Daddy. [laughter] 255 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,873 - Put me to bed, Daddy. - Oh, come on. 256 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,083 [laughter] 257 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,335 ♪ ♪ 258 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,879 - ♪ Movin' I can see that ♪ 259 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,548 ♪ I can see that ♪ 260 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,174 - Oh, man. So many "Catullan" alums showed up. 261 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,093 - Oh, my gosh there's a helium balloon arch. 262 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,386 I've always wanted to walk under one. 263 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,138 - Me too. - Can you take a picture 264 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,848 of me with it? - Yeah, sure. 265 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,018 - ♪ Movin' I can't see it ♪ 266 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,186 Yes, girl. Yes. [camera clicks] 267 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,189 So hot. Oh, my God, you look so fucking hot. 268 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,276 [jazz music] 269 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,320 ♪ ♪ 270 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,363 [gasp] 271 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:20,745 ♪ ♪ 272 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,372 Hey, uh, so that's Ryan, the nice editor. 273 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,374 And that's Eric, the mean editor. 274 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,293 Oh, and that's Peter Cook, class of '84. 275 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,919 He wrote like all of Greg's funny lines 276 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,588 on "Dharma and Greg," just in case you talk to him 277 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,049 and that comes up. - He's good at Greg, got it. 278 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,343 Oh, hey, isn't that the chugga chugga guy? 279 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,677 - Yeah. 280 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,889 Hey, do you mind mingling with the other plus ones for a bit? 281 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,599 I'm going to go talk to him 282 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,267 and I don't want you watching as I make love to his ego. 283 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,685 - Of course, don't worry about me. 284 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,937 I'm gonna hobnob like it's my hob job. 285 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,857 - Yeah, please don't. - I won't try to be funny. 286 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,150 I'll just, like, talk to old ladies 287 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,735 about recent "Jeopardy!" episodes. 288 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,236 - Perfect. Okay. 289 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,738 [sighs] 290 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,741 ♪ ♪ 291 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,534 - Oh, thank you. 292 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:05,831 ♪ ♪ 293 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,126 Lila, Canaan. Hey, how are you guys? 294 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,962 - Uh, Kimberly? - How cool is this? 295 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,631 Have you guys seen the seafood tower? 296 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:18,427 It has three tiers. - Wait, so you're a guest here? 297 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,097 And we're, like, serving you? - Yeah, that's weird. 298 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,599 - Oh, no, no. I'm barely a guest. 299 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,017 I'm my roommate's plus one, 300 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,644 and I'm just here on a technicality. 301 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,021 Those look good. 302 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,233 - Would you like one of my coconut shrimp? 303 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,153 - I'm good. I just had something. 304 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:40,866 - And do you want to put your little stick on my trash tray? 305 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,287 - No. I'm going to hold on to it for a bit. 306 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,623 - I'm gonna take a lap. 307 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:57,258 ♪ ♪ 308 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,430 - Excuse me, you're Danny Marawitz, right? 309 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,306 - Mm-hmm. - I'm Bela Malhotra. 310 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,058 I'm a "Catullan" hopeful. 311 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,476 - I'm jealous. 312 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,936 I'm just here admiring pictures of myself 313 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,313 without a receding hairline. - [laughs] 314 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,648 Well, if it's more hair you want, 315 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,316 I waxed my arms this morning. 316 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,110 So there's basically an Elvis wig in my garbage can. 317 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,403 I'm sorry, that was gross. 318 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,571 I'm just nervous to talk to you. 319 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,614 - [laughs] That's really funny. 320 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,577 What's your name again? - Uh, Bela Malhotra. 321 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,120 - Well, good luck, Bela. 322 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,166 Gentlemen, don't hit me up for money please. 323 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,542 - [soft laugh] 324 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,927 - Leighton? 325 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,473 Did you buy a chair? 326 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,142 - Yes. If I'm going to be here for 100 hours, 327 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,020 I'm not spending them on a couch that's older than I am. 328 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,731 - Oh, my God, you know, you can't-- 329 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,566 - And before you jump on my dick, 330 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,277 my shift is over in ten minutes and I've done a bunch of work. 331 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,529 I restocked the tampons in the bathroom. 332 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,364 I restocked the tampons in the couch room. 333 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,366 And I even gave a girl a pamphlet 334 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,660 on the prison industrial complex. 335 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,913 - Okay, um, if you want to shave off some hours, 336 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,372 I could really use your help tonight. 337 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,334 It's a panel on the ABCs of the LGBTs. 338 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,212 You'll hate it. - Yeah, I can't. 339 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,589 I have a--I have a thing. 340 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,425 - A date? - Yes. 341 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,553 - Ooh, this'll be so much fun. Okay, let me guess your type. 342 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,556 His name, Gareth. His dad, the "Monopoly" man. 343 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,725 And his hobbies, they include sailing 344 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,560 and benefiting from generational wealth? 345 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,562 - You forgot belittling waiters, but yes. 346 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,980 Otherwise, that's about right. 347 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,732 - Well, that sounds like my personal nightmare. 348 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,609 - Mm. - Condoms on your way out 349 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,611 if you want them. - Yeah, no thank you. 350 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,279 I do not hook up on the first date. 351 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,448 - Whatever you say. 352 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:50,412 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,373 - Hey. - Hey. 354 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,333 - I know I was being weird before, 355 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,211 but that was because of something else. 356 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,130 And I'd love a Sprite, please. - Okay, sure. 357 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,924 One Sprite. 358 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,260 ♪ ♪ 359 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,928 What are you doing? 360 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,263 - Oh, sorry. Is that not enough? 361 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,514 Fine, here. 362 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,974 - What the hell is wrong with you? 363 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,183 It's a Sprite. 364 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,018 - I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. 365 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,020 - Don't worry about it. Keep your money. 366 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,107 No one else here is tipping anyway, so... 367 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,858 - Hold on, I have an idea. 368 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,946 Wow, a bartender on full scholarship, 369 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,615 and he makes a mean martini! 370 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,159 Here is a 20. 371 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,787 - What the hell? - When people know 372 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,123 we're on financial aid, they tip more. 373 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,958 - Okay, I get that you're trying to help, 374 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,585 but there's no way that's going to work, so-- 375 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,712 - I'll take a martini. - Hmm. 376 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,882 - Coming right up. 377 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,803 - And Kappa's basically Theta's sister sorority, so-- 378 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,638 You know, it would be great if Nico and me-- 379 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,723 - Yeah. 380 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,851 - [clears throat] I'm sorry, am I boring you? 381 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,356 - Hey, I got to ask you, what is this? 382 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,025 - What do you mean? 383 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,319 - When I saw you this summer, and then with your brother 384 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,322 a couple weeks ago, you know, you kind of seemed into me. 385 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,115 And then, I don't know, whenever 386 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,825 I'd try to hit you up, you ghost me. 387 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,202 And then all of a sudden you want to go to dinner? 388 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,288 Something just kind of seems off with you. 389 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,707 - I--I just got to school like a month ago. 390 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,834 I'm sorry I don't hit you up to dry hump me every night. 391 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,503 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what I meant at all. 392 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,632 - No, I know. I'm sorry. I just--I'm sorry. 393 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,679 Look, Cory, I really like you. 394 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,558 - Do you, Leighton? 'Cause sometimes I think-- 395 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,486 - Should we go back to your place? 396 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,987 I could talk about Kappa some more. 397 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,200 - I would love that. 398 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,451 - It was great chatting with you, too. 399 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,535 - You as well. - Thank you. 400 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,037 - My pleasure. 401 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,706 - Dude, I am networking my hot little ass off. 402 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,249 [tapping] 403 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,710 - Excuse me? Can I have your attention please? 404 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,295 - Oh, that's Danny. 405 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,798 I am gonna get in his eyeline and laugh really hard. 406 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:11,053 - Uh, my time at "The Catullan" changed my life. 407 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,722 And I've spent the last 20 years trying to change it back. 408 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,099 - [laughs] 409 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,142 - But seriously, there is no better place 410 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,394 to launch a comedy career. 411 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,978 With the skills you'll learn here 412 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,522 and the connections you'll make, 413 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,732 soon you'll be working in writer's rooms with 414 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,485 other funny guys and their marginally funny girlfriends 415 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,029 they've hired through nepotism. [laughter] 416 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,073 But jokes aside, 417 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,702 I think it's great that there are some female writers now. 418 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,578 Like this girl right here. 419 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,247 I had the chance to chat with her earlier, 420 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,416 and I honestly think that people like her 421 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,252 are the future of comedy. [applause] 422 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,421 A young Indian woman? 423 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,755 Soon she'll be the only one of us 424 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,257 who can sell a television show. 425 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,718 Let me guess, about a quirky ethnic woman 426 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,053 trying to balance her love life and her career. 427 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,763 Yeah, that's compelling. 428 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,724 [laughter and murmurs] 429 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,434 [muffled music] 430 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,394 [loud dance music] 431 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,479 - Hey, hey. - You want? Oh, shoot. 432 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,106 ♪ ♪ 433 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,108 - Wait, wait you need one. You need one. 434 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,025 Go, go. 435 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,237 [screaming and laughing] 436 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,947 - Okay, okay, where are we going? 437 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,282 - A mini-golf course that shares 438 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,117 a parking lot with a McDonald's. 439 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,745 - God damn, that sounds amazing. 440 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:22,624 ♪ ♪ 441 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,294 - Okay. Thank you. 442 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:29,506 ♪ ♪ 443 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,010 [screaming] 444 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,053 - Hump that dino. - Yo, babe. 445 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,597 Yeah, baby. - Yeah, I got it. 446 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,142 - This is 1000% going on my Tinder profile. 447 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,477 - Okay, look. 448 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,686 - Okay, it's lit. - Uh-huh. 449 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,313 - Okay, all right. - Thank you. 450 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,149 - What was that? - What? Nothing. 451 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,860 - Oh, shit. 452 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,530 You're hooking up with Coach Dalton. 453 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,285 [jazz music] 454 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,996 - He may have hilarious catchphrases, 455 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,539 but that guy was such a jerk. 456 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,875 I really hated everything he said. 457 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,711 - Hey, thanks for being a good sport. 458 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,338 Anything for the laugh, right? 459 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,341 - You're an asshole. 460 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,594 - [laughs] Easy, honey. Don't get upset. 461 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,137 I promise you, it's not a good look. 462 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,430 - I used to look up to you, 463 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,932 but now I don't even remember why. 464 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,850 You haven't worked in, like, ten years 465 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,352 and you know why? 466 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,853 Because you're not funny anymore. 467 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,397 You're like toxic podcast funny, at best. 468 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,567 So, chugga chugga, chugga chugga eat shit. 469 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,738 - You can forget about my donation check. 470 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:38,033 - Wait, w--what are you--wait. Hey, Danny, wait. 471 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,536 I think it's crazy you haven't worked in ten years. 472 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,664 - [laughs] You don't need his money anyway, right? 473 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,668 [sighs] 474 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,254 [laughter] - I have so many questions. 475 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,547 When did this start? 476 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,048 Is he as good at sex as he looks? 477 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,758 And bitch are you crazy? Answer the sex one first. 478 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,510 - I know. I know it's insane. Okay? 479 00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,055 But I can't help myself. I--I think I, like, love him. 480 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,807 - You love him? - Willow. 481 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,892 Please keep your voice down. Okay, no one can find out. 482 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,769 - This whole team is full of secrets, 483 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,062 and I never share them. 484 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,856 Last spring, Jena ran over a dog. 485 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,149 - You just shared one. Willow, please. 486 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,818 Okay, this could ruin Dalton's career. 487 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,153 And with my mom being a senator, 488 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,487 it would be this whole big thing. 489 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,905 Okay, you really can't say anything. 490 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,241 - Say anything about what? - Hey, Jena. 491 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,493 Uh, Willow and I are actually in the middle 492 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,370 of an important, private conversation. 493 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,163 - About what? - News and current events. 494 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,832 What the fuck do you care? Go ahead, go. 495 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,333 - Okay, chill. Geez. 496 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,336 - Can we just get out of here? 497 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,005 - Can we stop at the McDonalds on the way home? 498 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,214 - Yes. - All right. 499 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,760 - Well, they're definitely fucking. 500 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,597 - ♪ I'm a little late ♪ 501 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,099 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 502 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,185 ♪ Get you water for the wait ♪ 503 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,980 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 504 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,815 ♪ Doubling the pace...♪ 505 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,442 - You down? 506 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,902 - Yeah, I'm fine. 507 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,528 - ♪ I skinny-dipped and did it ♪ 508 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,821 ♪ I should've known better ♪ 509 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,615 ♪ But I didn't overthink it ♪ 510 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,533 ♪ And I probably would've floated but I sank it ♪ 511 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,410 ♪ Took a dive in the deep end ♪ 512 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,162 ♪ Forgot to move ♪ 513 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,998 ♪ Swam with the fish till my kiss turned blue ♪ 514 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,751 ♪ I aired out my sheets 'cause they smell like you ♪ 515 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,920 ♪ I cleaned out the salt in my wounds ♪ 516 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,672 ♪ And I'm a little late ♪ 517 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,300 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 518 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,262 ♪ Get you water for the wait ♪ 519 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,474 - Bela, I--I really think you overreacted. 520 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,808 Danny can't be sexist. 521 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,727 He only hires female assistants. 522 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,687 - She's right. I told him my name, 523 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,564 and he said he'd just call me Ali Wong. 524 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,982 - [groans] - He's rude, 525 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,401 and I'm glad Bela said something. 526 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,905 - It'll be okay. 527 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,117 - Maybe we should just go. - I'll go get our coats. 528 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,747 - Bela, right? The roast master herself. 529 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,166 - Yeah, now might not be the time. 530 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,335 - I overheard what you said to Danny. 531 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,963 And I want to thank you. 532 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,716 Danny Marawitz is and always has been a total shit. 533 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,802 He and I were tapped in the same year, 534 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,012 and his favorite "joke" was to call me gay. 535 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,182 And I am gay, so--that sucked. 536 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,684 He made "The Catullan" a living hell 537 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,477 for everyone on staff for four years. 538 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,188 But until tonight, I've never seen anyone go back at him. 539 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:17,359 I'd be happy to write a check to replace his donation. 540 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,194 - He said he was donating 20 grand. 541 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,197 - I'd be happy to write a check to replace half his donation. 542 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,366 - Thank you so much. 543 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,325 - [laughs] 544 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,619 ♪ ♪ 545 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:28,870 - Thanks. 546 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,205 ♪ ♪ 547 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,832 - Hey, Kimberly. 548 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:35,210 We wanted to give this to you. It's all of your fake tips 549 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,712 and then a cut of everything else that we made. 550 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,422 - What? No. I can't take that. 551 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,591 - We thought it was only fair and he was reluctant at first, 552 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,260 but I convinced him. 553 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,845 - It was definitely the other way around. 554 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,347 - That's a lie. An impossible to prove lie. 555 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,725 - It's really nice of you guys but-- 556 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,268 - Oh, my God, just take it. 557 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,186 It's like a real small percentage of what we made. 558 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,730 - Very small. - We wouldn't have made 559 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,690 anything without your help. - Thanks. 560 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,191 - You're welcome. 561 00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,735 - [clears throat] - Oh, yes. Of course. 562 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,612 - Oh, no, no. That's not how this works. 563 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,114 - Help does not tip help. 564 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,578 - Willow, you swear you won't tell anyone? 565 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,289 - Whitney, I know this may be tough for you to believe, 566 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,082 given all the men's hoodies I wear, 567 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,917 but I was closeted once. I can keep a secret. 568 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,419 - Okay. 569 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,547 - Now, go have gross, straight sex with our coach. 570 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,842 And do not wake me up when you get back. 571 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,137 - Okay. Hey. - Hmm? 572 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,930 - You're a good friend. - [scoffs] 573 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,350 - Drink water. 574 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,146 [Claud's "Soft Spot" plays] 575 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:43,320 ♪ ♪ 576 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,037 - ♪ This sounds kind of strange ♪ 577 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,332 ♪ I thought I saw you at a party ♪ 578 00:22:55,415 --> 00:23:00,087 ♪ But I finally got close it wasn't you ♪ 579 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,505 - Hey. 580 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,091 - I'm so sorry I'm late. I feel terrible. 581 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,551 We had plans and I just lost track of time. 582 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,261 - It's all good. 583 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,639 Tonight I get to fall asleep next to you for the first time. 584 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:14,476 ♪ ♪ 585 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,311 - Well don't fall asleep, yet. 586 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:19,356 - ♪ But you're the one I think about ♪ 587 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:24,194 ♪ So now I don't know what the hell to do ♪ 588 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,572 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 589 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,075 [phone rings] ♪ A soft spot ♪ 590 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,869 ♪ I've got ♪ 591 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:36,456 ♪ It for you ♪ 592 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,792 ♪ ♪ 593 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,546 ♪ It for you ♪ 594 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,674 ♪ ♪ 595 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:49,427 ♪ We used to lie in bed and talk for hours ♪ 596 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,221 ♪ About everything ♪ 597 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:56,852 ♪ And anything you said you wanted to ♪ 598 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,480 ♪ Pull the covers over our short hair ♪ 599 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,275 ♪ Pretend like the city wasn't there ♪ 600 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,862 ♪ Like it was only just us two ♪ 601 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,447 ♪ ♪ 602 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,783 ♪ You told me that it's over now ♪ 603 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,995 ♪ But I can't help that I think about ♪ 604 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:20,041 ♪ All the things that we used to do ♪ 605 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,669 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 606 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:26,256 ♪ A soft spot ♪ 607 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:28,633 ♪ I've got ♪ 608 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:32,345 ♪ It for you ♪ 609 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,556 ♪ ♪ 610 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,185 ♪ It for you ♪ 611 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,313 ♪ ♪ 612 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,940 ♪ I wish I left all my things ♪ 613 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,277 ♪ At your place so I could come get them ♪ 614 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,905 ♪ We do things we might regret ♪ 615 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:53,074 ♪ And say that we could make exceptions ♪ 616 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,077 ♪ I just can't take the rejection ♪ 617 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,206 ♪ Maybe I'm just second guessing ♪ 618 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,916 ♪ ♪ 619 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,793 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 620 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,880 ♪ A soft spot ♪ 621 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,716 ♪ I've got ♪ 622 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:13,470 ♪ It for you ♪ 623 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,472 ♪ ♪ 624 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,184 ♪ It for you ♪ 625 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,603 ♪ ♪ 626 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,065 ♪ It for you ♪ 627 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,359 ♪ ♪ 628 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,403 ♪ It for you ♪ 629 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:35,325 ♪ ♪ 630 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:39,621 - Go to bed. 631 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:44,221 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46709

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