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I'M COMING. 17 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,361 AND YOU'RE GOING. 18 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,470 - HI! WE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 19 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:46,140 SO I-- ARE WE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 20 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,741 - NOT AT ALL. 21 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,677 WE'RE ALL DONE. 22 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:50,811 - THIS YOUR KID? 23 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,281 - UH, YES. 24 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:56,484 - OH-HO, HE IS PRECIOUS! 25 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,686 HELLO, HELLO! 26 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,488 OH, BABY. 27 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,257 HELLO, BABY. HELLO. 28 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,230 WE'LL DO THIS AGAIN. 29 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,764 - YEAH. SURE. 30 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,335 - LET ME GUESS. YOUR ITALIAN TUTOR? 31 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,238 [chuckles] 32 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,172 - GRAZIE. 33 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,507 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU VISITED ONCE IN A WHILE, 34 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,342 WE WOULDN'T NEED TO DROP BY UNANNOUNCED. 35 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,676 - TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 36 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:26,247 - YOU CAN'T EXACTLY BLAME HER, THE WAY YOU BEHAVE. 37 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,748 - SHE'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU LOVE ME 38 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,383 MORE THAN YOU LOVE HER. 39 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:30,684 AND SHE'S RIGHT. 40 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,353 - LOOK, WE HAVE A CHILD NOW. 41 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,587 - YEAH, YOU AND ME. 42 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,256 - AND MELANIE. 43 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:38,826 SO ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE ALL HAVE TO GET ALONG. 44 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,828 - I'LL TRY. 45 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,196 IF SHE DOUCHES. 46 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,564 - [humorless chuckle] 47 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,466 I THOUGHT WE COULD TRY SOMETHING SMALL. 48 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,502 A NICE, CIVILIZED, HOME-COOKED MEAL? 49 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,404 - SEASONED WITH A DASH OF RAT POISON? 50 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:51,805 - I WAS THINKING GARLIC. 51 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,574 THERE'S A CHICKEN THING I WANT TO TRY. 52 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,276 IT HAS 40 CLOVES. 53 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,444 COULD YOU STOMACH THAT? 54 00:02:56,477 --> 00:03:01,749 - THE CHICKEN OR MELANIE? 55 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:05,819 - FRIDAY, EARLY? SO YOU CAN STILL HIT THE BARS? 56 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,594 - I HAVE 35¢ OFF THE KITTIE BITES. 57 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,429 - OH, WE DO COUPONS AT THE END, AND, UH... 58 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,966 THAT ONE EXPIRED IN 1992. 59 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,634 - MARLEY, YOU FREE TONIGHT? 60 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,002 - DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING 61 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,237 FOR A MAN TO ASK ME THAT? 62 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:26,474 - I NEED SOMEBODY TO STAY LATE AND HELP ME WITH INVENTORY. 63 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,977 - OH, SORRY. I'VE GOT CHURCH CHOIR PRACTICE. 64 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,612 - WELL, THAT'S A NEW EXCUSE. 65 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,314 - HOW MANY TIMES CAN MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER 66 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,815 BE ON HER DEATHBED? 67 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,717 - I HAVE A COUPON FOR THE JOHNNY-BOWL TOO. 68 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,587 - I'M JUST FLUSHED WITH EXCITEMENT, PRINCESS. 69 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,554 - MIKE? 70 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,456 IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO STAY LATE, I'M FREE. 71 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,891 - YOU ARE? 72 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,993 THAT'D BE GREAT. 73 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,762 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A COUPLE HOURS. 74 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,364 - SHE WOULDN'T MIND IF IT TOOK ALL NIGHT. 75 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:53,367 - MARLEY. 76 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:55,903 SO WE'LL MEET AFTER CLOSING. 77 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,672 - GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 78 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,541 - JUST BE CAREFUL YOU TWO DON'T GET CAUGHT 79 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,909 ON THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. 80 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:05,746 [giggles] 81 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:09,317 - WE USED TO SHARE THINGS. WE... 82 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,485 ENJOYED EACH OTHER. 83 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,787 BUT NOW, I, UH... 84 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:17,925 I TALK TO HIM, HE SLAMS THE DOOR, RUNS AWAY. 85 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,893 AND HE LIES. 86 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,562 HE SAYS HE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT AT DAPHNE'S, 87 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,863 BUT I KNOW HE'S NOT. 88 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,632 AND I FOUND THINGS. 89 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,800 - WHAT SORT OF THINGS? 90 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,802 - UM, DRAWINGS, 91 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,872 SKETCHES THAT HE DID, OF... 92 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,376 MEN... 93 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,846 NAKED. 94 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,649 I JUST HAVE... 95 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:45,553 TO KNOW. 96 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,388 - IF JUSTIN MIGHT BE GAY? 97 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,958 - [sighs] 98 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,396 HE'S ONLY 17. 99 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,998 HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING THOSE FEELINGS TO BE-- 100 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,639 JUSTIN, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW NOW WHO YOU ARE? 101 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,542 - JUSTIN, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? 102 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,816 - I LIKE DICK. 103 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,818 I WANNA GET FUCKED BY DICK. 104 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,421 I WANNA SUCK DICK. 105 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,790 I LIKE SUCKING DICK. 106 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:27,127 AND I'M GOOD AT IT TOO. 107 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,864 - WELL, THAT'S A START. 108 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,969 - YOUR EXISTING CAMPAIGN IS SOLID, MR. TELSON, 109 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,038 BUT YOU NEED MORE MUSCLE TO BREAK OUT 110 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,107 OF THE BORING FAMILY MARKET BOX. 111 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,744 TARGET MALES, OF COURSE, 18 TO 34. 112 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,046 FEATURE SPEED, FASHION, VISIBILITY. 113 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,915 YOU SPONSOR A NASCAR TEAM, 114 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,584 BUT YOU NEED A CAMPAIGN TO MAX THE INVESTMENT. 115 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,453 TV, PRINT, 116 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,455 SELECTED WEBSITES. 117 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,156 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, MR. TELSON, 118 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,927 UH, BRIAN IS OUR MOST DYNAMIC AND CREATIVE ACCOUNT EXEC. 119 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,530 HIS CAMPAIGNS HAVE WON CLIO AWARDS FOR US. 120 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,597 - UH-HUH. 121 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,132 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE... 122 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,900 FOR YOU. 123 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,403 HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE TO NATIONAL SALES FOR ME? 124 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,905 - WELL, UH, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SIT DOWN 125 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,741 AND FLESH OUT THE STRATEGY WITH HIM. 126 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,410 HE'S ALSO, UH, ONE HELL OF A HOST. 127 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,712 HE CAN GET YOU INTO ALL THE TOP RESTAURANTS. 128 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:23,150 HE CAN GET YOU THE BEST TICKETS TO THE GAMES. 129 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,719 TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL, MR. TELSON? 130 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,155 - I'M PRETTY TIRED AFTER THE FLIGHT THIS MORNING, AND... 131 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,991 I'VE GOT A FULL SET OF MEETINGS TOMORROW. 132 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,526 - WELL, HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 133 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,428 THE PIRATES ARE PLAYING. 134 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,830 WE HAVE COMPANY SEATS ON THE FIRST BASE LINE. 135 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:40,634 - WELL, IF I HAVE ANY TIME, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 136 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,403 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 137 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,512 - I KNOW WHAT THE SON OF A BITCH IS UP TO. 138 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,514 HE'S PLAYING US AGAINST EVERY OTHER AGENCY IN TOWN, 139 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,115 PUMPING US FOR OUR BEST IDEAS, 140 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,151 AND HE'LL TAKE THEM WHERE HE WANTS TO. 141 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,589 - YOU JUST MAKE SURE WHERE HE WANTS TO GO IS HERE. 142 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:10,698 [indistinct chatter] 143 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,800 - WELL, IF I DON'T GET THIS ACCOUNT, I'LL BE FUCKED. 144 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,234 AND WITHOUT LUBE. 145 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,869 - AND THAT'S A BAD THING? 146 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,471 - IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU ALWAYS WORK 147 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,239 ANAL INTERCOURSE INTO THE CONVERSATION. 148 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,874 - HEY, YOU TRY SPENDING AN EVENING 149 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,043 WITH SOME BACK-SLAPPING BREEDER FROM ALTOONA, 150 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,078 SMOKING CIGARS AND TALKING ABOUT PUSSY. 151 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,247 - I'D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT PUSSY. 152 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,315 - THAT IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'VE GOT ONE 153 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,884 BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK. 154 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,954 - MOVE OVER. 155 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,756 SO YOU BOYS IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING SWEET, 156 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,725 OR ARE YOU GONNA PICK UP A LITTLE SOMETHING AT WOODY'S? 157 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,059 [chuckles] 158 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,828 - MA, STOP PINCHING MY CHEEKS. 159 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,030 - OH, BEND OVER, SO I CAN PINCH THE OTHER ONES. 160 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,565 [laughs] 161 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,833 - I'VE GOT SOME TAX REPORTS TO GO OVER. 162 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:46,967 SCOOT. 163 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,002 - I WOULD THINK AFTER CHECKING OUT NUMBERS ALL DAY, 164 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,038 YOU'D LIKE TO COME CHECK OUT SOME NUMBERS AT NIGHT. 165 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:55,108 - WELL, IN LIGHT OF MY RECENT NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, 166 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,578 I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE ACCOUNT OF MY NEAR-LIFE. 167 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:01,682 WOODY'S AND BABYLON ARE NO LONGER DEDUCTIBLE EXPENSES. 168 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,019 - HE'LL BE BACK. 169 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,088 LOOKS LIKE IT'S, UH, IT'S JUST US. 170 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,723 THE THREE MUSKETEERS. 171 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,258 - MORE LIKE THE POINTER SISTERS. 172 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,793 [chuckles] 173 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,294 - I CAN'T GO EITHER. 174 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,863 - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? 175 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,197 - I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE STORE. 176 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,967 WE'RE RESTOCKING. - POOR BABY. 177 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,936 SPEND THE ENTIRE EVENING ALONE IN THAT DREARY CRAP EMPORIUM. 178 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,205 - TRACY WILL BE THERE. 179 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,840 - YOUR BRIDE-TO-BE? 180 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,842 - SHE'S NOT MY BRIDE-TO-BE. 181 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,278 - THEN YOU CAN TELL HER WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 182 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,345 - I AGREE. 183 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:36,149 I ALWAYS SAY, COME CLEAN, OR DON'T COME AT ALL. 184 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,751 - I CAN'T. 185 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,219 WHERE I WORK, THEY LAUGH AT FAGGOTS. 186 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,721 - HEY, THE ONLY FAGGOTS WORTH LAUGHING AT 187 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,156 ARE THE ONES WHO DON'T TELL THE TRUTH. 188 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,893 DON'T BE ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHO HIDES, MIKEY. 189 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,595 AND STOP LEADING HER ON. 190 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,129 - WHO'S LEADING HER ON? WE'RE... 191 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,298 COUNTING CARTONS OF TOILET PAPER. 192 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,866 - YEAH, WHICH YOU CAN USE, 193 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,704 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT. 194 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,174 - DON'T TOUCH ME. 195 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,844 - OKAY, WE'VE DONE TOILET PAPER, PAPER TOWELS, 196 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:08,048 PAPER NAPKINS, PAPER PLATES-- 197 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,683 TRACY? 198 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,685 TRACE? 199 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,921 - I'M HERE. - WHERE? 200 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,723 - IN FEMININE HYGIENE. 201 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,658 I'M CHECKING PANTY LINERS. 202 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,326 LIGHT DAYS AND HEAVY DAYS. 203 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,661 - SO HOW WE DOING? 204 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,929 - WE'RE HEAVY ON LIGHT DAYS, 205 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,664 AND LIGHT ON HEAVY DAYS. 206 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,699 - GOTCHA. LET'S MOVE ON. 207 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,069 - IT'S ALWAYS WORK WITH YOU. DON'T YOU EVER HAVE FUN? 208 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,370 - YEAH, I HAVE FUN. I HAVE LOTS OF FUN. 209 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,504 - REALLY? 210 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,207 'CAUSE YOU NEVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH US AFTER WORK. 211 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,076 - I'VE GONE OUT WITH YOU GUYS. 212 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,345 - ONCE. 213 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,649 MARLEY SAYS NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LIKE, 214 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:45,085 THAT YOU PROBABLY LEAD THIS DOUBLE LIFE. 215 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:48,088 - SHE'S RIGHT. 216 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,626 I'M NOT WHO I APPEAR TO BE. 217 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,797 BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE. 218 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,165 TRUTH IS, WHEN I WAS A BOY, 219 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,868 I WAS EXPOSED TO A LASER LIGHT SHOW AT A KISS CONCERT, 220 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,871 AND AFTER THAT, I DEVELOPED THE STRANGE POWER 221 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,173 TO SEE INTO PEOPLE'S MINDS, 222 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,242 TO READ THEIR MOST PRIVATE THOUGHTS. 223 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,379 [gruffly] "I'M GOING TO ROB A BANK." 224 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,048 "I'M GOING TO BLOW UP A BRIDGE." 225 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,349 [normal voice] AND SINCE THEN, I SET OUT 226 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,952 TO PREVENT CRIMES BEFORE THEY HAPPENED. 227 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,054 AND MY REAL NAME... 228 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:24,758 IS "LASER MAN." 229 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:29,830 - SO, LASER MAN, WHAT AM I THINKING? 230 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,734 - UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO WORK. 231 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,736 WHOA. - MIKE? 232 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,739 [dance music] 233 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,440 * 234 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,275 - IF YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, YOU GET A FREE DRINK. 235 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:46,880 - I DON'T SHOW MY TITS FOR A WATERED-DOWN BUD. 236 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:47,881 - GET ME A BEER? 237 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,017 - GET YOUR OWN. - I'M TOO YOUNG. 238 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,053 - WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 239 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,154 YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 240 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,689 YOUR MOM'S PROBABLY WORRIED SICK. 241 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,090 - [scoffs] SHE'S PATHETIC. 242 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:01,762 SHE TOOK ME TO A FUCKING WASTE-OF-TIME THERAPIST. 243 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,897 - MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. 244 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,833 - I DON'T WANT HER TO UNDERSTAND ME. 245 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:10,170 I WANT HER TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 246 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,305 WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS DO WHEN THEY FOUND OUT YOU WERE... 247 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,042 YOU KNOW, GAY? 248 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:18,478 - THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 249 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,113 - * JUST LET ME BE 250 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,782 - BECAUSE I NEVER TOLD THEM. 251 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,284 - YOU DIDN'T? 252 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,988 - IT'S NOT THEIR LIFE. 253 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:33,060 I DON'T NEED THEIR APPROVAL. 254 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,295 - DAPH? - PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. 255 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,330 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. - WHAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT? 256 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,999 - MY MOM ANSWERED. SHE SAID YOU WEREN'T THERE. 257 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,233 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 258 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,470 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 259 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,839 - [sighs] 260 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,076 - FUCK ME. 261 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,510 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 262 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,212 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 263 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,382 I SAID YOU WERE HERE. 264 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,993 - JUSTIN. 265 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:12,165 - * JUST LET ME BE WHAT I WANT TO BE * 266 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:19,873 * JUST LET ME LIVE HOW I WANT TO LIVE * 267 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,846 * JUST LET ME BE WHAT I-- * 268 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,114 - [sighs] 269 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,348 HE'S DOWN. 270 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,952 - HE'LL BE UP. 271 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,020 YOU LOOK BEAT. 272 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,023 - SO DO YOU. 273 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,261 COMING TO BED? - SOON. 274 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,430 I GOTTA GO OVER THESE BRIEFS. 275 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,465 - LISTEN, ABOUT FRIDAY... 276 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,533 - MM-HMM? 277 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,501 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, DO YOU? 278 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,237 - NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 279 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,807 - NOT WORKING LATE? - NO. 280 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:54,908 [sighs] 281 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,110 - THAT'S GOOD, 282 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,012 BECAUSE I INVITED BRIAN FOR DINNER. 283 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,413 - OH, CHRIST. 284 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,481 - I THOUGHT I'D MAKE THAT CHICKEN YOU LIKE. 285 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,850 - FORGET IT. 286 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,984 I WOULDN'T LET HIM TOUCH MY SILVERWARE, 287 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,285 KNOWING WHERE HIS HANDS HAVE BEEN. 288 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,486 - YOU KNOW, I WISH THE TWO OF YOU WOULD MAKE 289 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,321 THE SLIGHTEST EFFORT TO GET ALONG, 290 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,156 SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE 291 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,158 THE SMILING LESBIAN IN THE MIDDLE. 292 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,227 - WHO ASKED YOU TO BE? JUST LEAVE HIM OUT OF MY LIFE. 293 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,229 - HOW CAN WE? HE'S GUS'S FATHER. 294 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,299 - AS IF I NEED TO BE REMINDED. 295 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,568 YOU KNOW, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE FAMILY, 296 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,436 WHICH MEANS TWO MOMMIES. 297 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,572 - I'M THE ONE WITH THE SUBSCRIPTION TO NEWSWEEK, 298 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,374 I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 299 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,043 ONLY THERE'S NOTHING "ALTERNATIVE" ABOUT US. 300 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,611 WE'RE AS FUCKED UP AS ANY OTHER FAMILY 301 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,313 IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. 302 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,582 [chuckles] 303 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,484 - SO... 304 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,187 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 305 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,957 - I WANT TO BE A GOOD MOTHER. 306 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,393 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 307 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,064 AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE BRIAN A CHANCE. 308 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,465 - AW, YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE. 309 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,202 - HE'S A GOOD PERSON. - HE'S A SELFISH SHITHEAD. 310 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,137 - MAYBE, BUT HE'S HONEST. - [sighs] 311 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,272 - AND HE TELLS THE TRUTH, AND HE DOESN'T PRETEND. 312 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,041 - YEAH, WELL I WISH HE'D TRY. 313 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,743 - I WISH YOU WOULD TOO. 314 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,951 [groan] 315 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,385 [playful giggle] 316 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,325 [dance music] 317 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,327 * 318 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,395 - OH, MAN. I'M SO HORNY. 319 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,198 I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME FOR HOURS... 320 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,199 [whispering] AND I'M A TOP. 321 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,668 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ALL THE BIGGEST BOTTOMS SAY. 322 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071 - YEAH? 323 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,639 - OH, FUCK. 324 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,241 - JESUS, WHO'S THIS? 325 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,309 - THAT'S THE PRESIDENT OF MY FAN CLUB. 326 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,644 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 327 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,279 - MY MOM'S OUT OF CONTROL. 328 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,680 NOW SHE'S FOLLOWING ME. 329 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,049 - THAT MUST BE AN INHERITED TRAIT. 330 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,116 - I'M NOT GOING HOME. 331 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,217 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT STAYING HERE. 332 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,485 - THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE I CAN GO. 333 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,920 DO YOU WANT ME TO SLEEP ON THE STREET? 334 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:47,955 I COULD GET KILLED. 335 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,522 - WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE? 336 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,258 I WAS HERE FIRST. 337 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,626 - BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU? 338 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,428 - [scoffs] - BEAT IT. 339 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,696 - FUCK YOU. - [chuckles] YEAH. 340 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:01,034 YOU'RE THE BOTTOM, REMEMBER? 341 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,004 - THANKS. 342 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,272 - LOOK, I TOLD YOU. 343 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,606 I'M NOT YOUR LOVER, 344 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,076 I'M NOT YOUR PARTNER, I'M NOT EVEN YOUR FRIEND. 345 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,112 YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING TO ME. 346 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,147 - I COULD BE... 347 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,448 IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE. 348 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,683 - [chuckles] 349 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,551 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO TALK LIKE THAT? 350 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,155 WATCHING SOME TEEN DRAMA? 351 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,424 - I NEED YOU. 352 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,126 - NO, YOU THINK YOU DO 353 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,460 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TAUGHT TO THINK, 354 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,396 WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. 355 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,064 WELL, IT'S A CROCK OF SHIT. 356 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,632 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED. 357 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,069 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE YOU'VE GOT. 358 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,081 THE COUCH. JUST FOR TONIGHT. 359 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,450 AND DON'T JERK OFF ON IT. 360 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,359 - MORNING, SWEET PEA. [giggles] 361 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,998 - [groans] 362 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,633 GOD, I AM STILL STIFF. 363 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,101 - STIFFER THAN LAST NIGHT? 364 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,337 - HEY, YOU TWO, LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN. 365 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,339 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY NECK. 366 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,307 - YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING MORE THAN INVENTORY. 367 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,244 - SHUT UP, MARLEY. CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S IN PAIN? 368 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,047 - IT'S THE WORST PAIN I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE. 369 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,348 - DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING? 370 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,083 - YEAH. LIKE, TWO BOTTLES OF TYLENOL. 371 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,752 - THAT WON'T HELP. YOU NEED A CHIROPRACTOR. 372 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,620 - NO. I'M OKAY, REALLY. 373 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,089 - A FRIEND OF MINE'S FIANCE 374 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,358 GOES TO SOMEONE WHO DOES SOME OF THE STEELERS. 375 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,492 HE SWEARS BY HIM. 376 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,694 - IT'S NOT NECESSARY. 377 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,197 - YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 378 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:41,268 I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THAT. 379 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,107 - RYDER WANTS TO SEE YOU. 380 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,575 - WELL, HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF. 381 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,411 HE'S PISSED AT ME FOR NOT LANDING TELSON. 382 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,779 HE WANTS TO CHEW ME A SECOND ASSHOLE. 383 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,447 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU COULD USE ONE OF THOSE. 384 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,682 - MARVIN. 385 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,384 - I WAS JUST COMING TO SEE YOU. 386 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,819 - WELL, I'LL JUST BE SURE AND GIVE MR. RYDER YOUR MESSAGE. 387 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,654 EXCUSE ME. 388 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,390 - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME DROPPING BY. 389 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,591 - NOT AT ALL. 390 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,459 ALTHOUGH AFTER YESTERDAY, I SORT OF GOT THE IMPRESSION-- 391 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,429 - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW MISLEADING FIRST IMPRESSIONS CAN BE. 392 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,198 AFTER YOU GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY, 393 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:15,435 YOU DISCOVER JUST HOW MUCH IN COMMON YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. 394 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,803 - SO SHALL WE LOOK AT SOME IDEAS I HAVE? 395 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,837 - GREAT. 396 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,971 OH, AND ABOUT THIS EVENING, 397 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,242 I THOUGHT I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER TO, UH, 398 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,743 SHOW ME THE TOWN. 399 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,446 - WELL, I COULD HAVE CYNTHIA MAKE US SOME RESERVATIONS. 400 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,547 YOU LIKE STEAKS? 401 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,416 I KNOW A GREAT CHOPHOUSE. 402 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,320 AND I COULD GET US TICKETS FOR TONIGHT'S GAME. 403 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,554 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAD A... 404 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,189 DIFFERENT SORT OF EVENING IN MIND. 405 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,558 YOU KNOW, THE SORT OF EVENING THAT YOU MIGHT... 406 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,393 PLAN FOR YOURSELF. 407 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,728 - AND WHAT SORT OF EVENING IS THAT? 408 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,731 - WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE THAT'S MORE FUN. 409 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,499 LIKE THIS CLUB THAT I HEARD ABOUT. 410 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,802 UH, BABYLON? 411 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,304 - WHY, MARVIN. 412 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,807 YOU OLD DOG. 413 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:58,711 CHRIST. ISN'T ANYONE STRAIGHT ANYMORE? 414 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,680 - [chuckles] 415 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,896 - [sighs] 416 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,765 - HI. 417 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,733 I'M, UH, I'M DR. CAMERON. 418 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,640 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 419 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,342 - UM, NOTHING. NOTHING. 420 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,278 [chuckles] NOTHING AT ALL. I'M FINE. 421 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,513 [softly] OW. 422 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,819 - HOW DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 423 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,222 - UM... I WAS WORKING AT THE STORE. 424 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:47,494 I'M AN ASSISTANT MANAGER AT THE BIG Q OVER ON BUTLER. 425 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:52,265 I ACCIDENTLY FELL. - HMM. 426 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,702 OKAY, TURN TO THE LEFT. 427 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,370 HOW'S THAT FEEL? 428 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,939 - FINE. 429 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,242 - TO THE RIGHT. 430 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,377 - [groans] 431 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,179 - A-AH, RIGHT THERE, HUH? 432 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,481 - [gasps] 433 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,251 - CAN YOU LIE DOWN ON YOUR BACK? 434 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,685 - MM. 435 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,688 SURE. ON MY BACK. 436 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,593 THIS IS MY FAVORITE POSITION. 437 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,828 I'M JUST KIDDING. [crack] 438 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,230 OH. 439 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,233 [techno music] 440 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:34,341 * 441 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,543 - * MOVING FAST FROM THE PAST * 442 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,311 - IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SAKS FIFTH AVENUE, HONEY, 443 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,812 YOU MADE THE WRONG TURN. [chuckles] 444 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,813 - * DAMAGE DONE, GOTTA RUN * 445 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,814 - DEBBIE? 446 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,283 - ONE AND ONLY. 447 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,452 - UH... - HEY. 448 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,754 SUNSHINE'S MOM. 449 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,888 HOW'S JUSTIN? 450 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,756 - HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT, 451 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,359 AND I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN HIM. 452 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,761 - UH, NO, I'M SORRY. 453 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,565 SWEETIE, I WISH I HAD. 454 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,300 - WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 455 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,834 - LISTEN. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 456 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,705 HOLD ON. L-LET ME GET YOU SOME COFFEE. 457 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,507 - I GAVE UP COFFEE. 458 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,642 - OF COURSE YOU DID. 459 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,844 WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME NICE HERBAL TEA THEN, HUH? 460 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,881 HAVE A SEAT. COME ON. 461 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,284 LET'S SEE, UM... 462 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,319 WE GOT LEMON CREAM. 463 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,887 RASPBERRY PARFAIT, 464 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,924 COZY CHAMOMILE. 465 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:29,562 HOW IN HELL DID A CONDOM GET IN HERE? 466 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,865 HERE. "GET HAPPY." 467 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,033 YOU NEED IT. 468 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,636 - * FOOLING YOURSELF 469 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,506 * AND EVERYBODY ELSE 470 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,374 - SO WHAT'D HIS DAD SAY? 471 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,575 - HE DOESN'T KNOW. 472 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,344 - HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW? 473 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,878 YOU ALWAYS KNOW. 474 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,316 - SAME REASON I DIDN'T. DIDN'T WANT TO. 475 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,351 - BELIEVE ME, THERE ARE FAR WORSE THINGS. 476 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,552 - I JUST KEEP THINKING IT'S MY-- 477 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,586 - IT'S NOT. 478 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,455 - THAT I WAS-- - YOU DIDN'T. 479 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,457 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. 480 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,626 - YEAH, I DO. 481 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:04,063 'CAUSE I ASKED MYSELF ALL THE SAME THINGS. 482 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,899 - SO YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS BECAUSE I... 483 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,967 - SMOTHERED HIM? 484 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,503 YOU SMOTHER A PORK CHOP. 485 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:13,373 NOT A SON. 486 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,442 PEOPLE ARE WHAT THEY ARE. 487 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,710 - * HEY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE * 488 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,511 * IN A HURRY 489 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,648 - SO DID HE TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF? 490 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,516 - WASN'T EVEN THE WORST OF IT, 491 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:27,820 HE TOLD HIS THERAPIST THAT HE LIKES... 492 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:28,921 DICK. 493 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:29,922 - * PSYCHOANALYZE 494 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,090 - THERE, YOU SEE? 495 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,726 YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. 496 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,395 I'M SURE YOU WERE THINKING YOU'D PROBABLY 497 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,397 NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SHARE AGAIN. 498 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,532 [chuckles] 499 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,734 - * IN A HURRY 500 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,003 * STILL IN A HURRY 501 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,939 - LISTEN. 502 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,543 THEY TALK BIG, AND THEY ACT TOUGH, 503 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,380 BUT THE TRUTH IS, THE THING HE'S THE MOST AFRAID OF, 504 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,547 EVEN MORE THAN HIS DAD FINDING OUT 505 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,650 AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, 506 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,887 IS THAT YOU'LL STOP LOVING HIM. 507 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,755 - I COULD NEVER DO THAT. 508 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:07,026 - THEN YOU BE SURE HE KNOWS HE HASN'T LOST YOU. 509 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,030 - CROSS YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR CHEST. 510 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,933 GOOD. BRING YOUR KNEES UP. 511 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,438 GOOD. 512 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:22,509 OKAY. 513 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,444 FIRST TIME TO A CHIROPRACTOR? 514 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,945 - YEAH, BUT IF I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS, 515 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,914 I'D HAVE COME SOONER. 516 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,449 [groan] 517 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,752 - GOOD. LEGS DOWN. 518 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,958 LITTLE STRETCH. 519 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,593 - [groans] 520 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,595 - AM I HURTING YOU? 521 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,898 - NOT AT ALL. 522 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,468 - OKAY. 523 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,471 ROLL OVER. 524 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,743 - OH. 525 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,952 [groans of relief] 526 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,454 - HOW'S THAT FEEL? 527 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,189 - OH, YEAH. 528 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,825 - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION 529 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,428 THAT WAS JUST AGGRAVATED BY THAT FALL. 530 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,197 YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME AND SOME REST AND... 531 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,899 LET THE SWELLING GO DOWN. 532 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,734 - RIGHT. 533 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:25,104 - YOU, UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT SOME ICE ON IT. 534 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,138 - GOOD IDEA. 535 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,741 - OKAY, YOU CAN GET UP. 536 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,043 - UM, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, 537 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,080 I'D LIKE TO JUST LIE HERE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES? 538 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,582 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? 539 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,583 SOMETHING I SHOULD LOOK AT, OR-- 540 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,850 - NO. 541 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:41,854 NO, UM...I FEEL GREAT. [deep breath] 542 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:46,659 TOO GREAT. 543 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,195 - DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. 544 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,998 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 545 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,967 EVEN TO FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 546 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,445 [crowd cheering] 547 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:20,993 - 7 3/4 INCHES. 548 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,630 OH, COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET IT UP FOR HIM. 549 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:27,800 COME ON. [crowd cheering] 550 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,969 - THERE'S THOMAS. HE'S 17. 551 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,237 HE'S GOING INTO HARVARD THIS FALL. 552 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,640 AND THERE'S TRISH, SHE'S 12. 553 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,107 SHE LOVES SOCCER. 554 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,810 - [laughs] THIS HAS GOT TO BE A FIRST. 555 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,079 FAMILY PHOTOS IN BABYLON? 556 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:44,050 - OOH. WHAT IS THIS? 5 1/8. 557 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,753 NOW-- NOW, CONTESTANTS ARE REMINDED 558 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,888 THAT THEY MUST BE AT LEAST 6 INCHES. 559 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,723 UH, THAT IS THE RULE OF THUMB, 560 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:53,726 AND QUITE FRANKLY, I'VE SEEN BIGGER THUMBS. 561 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,728 [crowd laughing] 562 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,264 - I MARRIED YOUNG, BEFORE I KNEW. 563 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,132 WENT INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS. 564 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,968 BY THE TIME I REALIZED WHAT I WAS, 565 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,736 IT WAS TOO LATE TO CHANGE THINGS. 566 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:08,040 I LOVE MY WIFE AND MY KIDS. 567 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:11,143 WHY SHOULD I DESTROY ALL THAT? 568 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,045 - YOU KNOW, MY FRIENDS THINK THAT... 569 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:16,549 - SO YOU TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS WHILE YOU'RE AWAY, 570 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:17,984 TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS? 571 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,587 - EXACTLY. 572 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,155 - SMART MAN, MARVIN. 573 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,857 - YOU'RE A SMART MAN TOO. 574 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,259 THE QUESTION IS, HOW SMART? 575 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:30,797 - 10 5/16. 576 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,832 WE HAVE A WINNER! [cheering] 577 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:40,172 - SO IS THERE ANYONE HERE YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? 578 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:44,210 I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE WINNER. 579 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,713 - NO, NOT MY TYPE. 580 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:50,950 HOWEVER, THERE IS SOMEBODY I'M INTERESTED IN. 581 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,019 - YEAH? WHO? 582 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,595 - THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 583 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,697 - YEAH, REMIND ME TO PRESS CHARGES. 584 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,698 - WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? 585 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,899 - LIKE THE KIND OF GUY, 586 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,200 IF HE WAGGED HIS DICK IN FRONT OF YOU, 587 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,302 YOU WOULDN'T LOOK TWICE. 588 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,171 BUT IF HE DANGLED HIS ACCOUNT IN FRONT OF YOU, 589 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,973 YOU MIGHT CONSIDER IT. 590 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:18,077 - YOU'RE KIDDING. YOU WOULDN'T ACTUALLY DO-- 591 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,646 WOULD YOU? 592 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,681 - WELL, CONSIDERING SOME OF THE OTHER THINGS I'VE DONE. 593 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,149 - YEAH, BUT THAT WAS FOR FUN. 594 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:26,653 YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 595 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,220 - [chuckles] 596 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,823 YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFULLY NAIVE, MIKEY. 597 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,391 IT'S BUSINESS. 598 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,794 YOU FUCK, OR YOU GET FUCKED. 599 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,864 - YEAH, ONLY WHICH END ARE YOU ON? 600 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,837 - IT'S IN MY LOCKER. 601 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,840 - JUSTIN? 602 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,709 HONEY, PLEASE. 603 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,844 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO COME WITH ME. 604 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:53,045 - WHERE? 605 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,114 TO SEE ANOTHER SHRINK? 606 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:58,184 - IT'S A SURPRISE. - I'M NOT INTERESTED. 607 00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,823 [car alert beeping] 608 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,358 - YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. 609 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,994 STOP RUNNING FROM ME 610 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,731 BECAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING FROM YOU. 611 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,100 I'M STILL YOUR MOTHER, AND YOU'RE STILL MY SON, 612 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,737 AND I STILL LOVE YOU. 613 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,083 - [laughs] WHAT'S THIS? 614 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,152 - A GET-WELL BASKET. 615 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,287 BENGAY, ASPIRIN, HOT WATER BOTTLE. 616 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:38,324 EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A PULLED MUSCLE. 617 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,827 - THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, TRACY. 618 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,795 - AT BIG Q, WE GUARANTEE FULL MONEY BACK 619 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,196 IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED. 620 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,397 - [chuckles] 621 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:48,768 - I HOPE YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ALL THAT. 622 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:50,136 - OH, HI. 623 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,904 - HI. HOW'S YOUR NECK? 624 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:55,708 - UH, IT'S STILL A LITTLE SORE, BUT, UH, MUCH BETTER. 625 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,376 I THINK YOU DID THE TRICK. - GOOD TO HEAR. 626 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,046 - UH, TRACY, THIS IS DR. CAMERON, 627 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,413 THE CHIROPRACTOR YOU SENT ME TO. 628 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,182 - THANKS FOR THE REFERRAL, TRACY. 629 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:06,285 - THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF MIKE. 630 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,454 WELL, I SHOULD GO AND TAKE CARE OF MY CASH REGISTER. 631 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:12,191 BYE. 632 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,827 - SHE'S CUTE. - YEAH. 633 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,395 WHAT A COINCIDENCE, RUNNING INTO YOU HERE. 634 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:19,031 - WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY A COINCIDENCE. 635 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,000 YOU TOLD ME WHERE YOU WORKED, REMEMBER? 636 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,869 - OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 637 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,270 WELL, THAT'S REALLY NICE, 638 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,905 COMING ALL THIS WAY JUST TO SEE HOW I AM. 639 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,306 - NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT 640 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,841 THAN MY PATIENTS' HEALTH AND WELL-BEING. 641 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,776 - [chuckles] 642 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,477 - I ALSO WANTED TO GET A NEW SCREWDRIVER. 643 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,812 - OH, WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU 644 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:33,946 WHERE THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT IS. 645 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,114 WE HAVE A COMPLETE LINE OF TOOLS, 646 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,816 ALL AT EVERYDAY LOW PRICES. 647 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,051 - AND I WANTED TO, UH... 648 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:42,354 ASK IF YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME. 649 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,423 - HUH? - DINNER. 650 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,525 YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU SIT AT A TABLE 651 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,061 AND EAT FOOD FROM A PLATE? 652 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,462 - MIKE? 653 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:51,831 THERE ARE THESE TWO BRATS 654 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,465 CLIMBING UP THE SOFT DRINK DISPLAY. 655 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,134 - [chuckles] SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN. 656 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:59,972 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 657 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,941 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 658 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,375 - ABOUT WHAT? 659 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,178 - I THINK I JUST ASKED YOU OUT. 660 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,048 - YOU MEAN YOU'RE-- 661 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,249 - YEAH. 662 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:13,385 I-I HOPE YOU ARE TOO. 663 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,987 - [whispering] I HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL. 664 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,124 NO ONE HERE KNOWS. 665 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,225 HOW DID YOU? 666 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,527 - REMEMBER THAT LITTLE PROBLEM YOU HAD ON MY TABLE? 667 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,095 - YEAH, BUT YOU SAID THAT EVEN HAPPENS 668 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,396 TO FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 669 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,532 - [whispering] ONLY THE GAY ONES. 670 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:30,837 [chuckling] 671 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:35,007 - JUSTIN, I HAVE SO MISSED COMING HERE WITH YOU. 672 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,410 THE VAN GOGHS AND THE HOPPERS. 673 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,981 YOU KNOW, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE AN ARTIST. 674 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,916 I MEAN, I ENCOURAGED YOU. 675 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,585 [both chuckle] 676 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,820 HEY, AFTER WE'RE DONE, 677 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,389 YOU WANT TO SHARE A PIECE OF THAT INCREDIBLE CHOCOLATE CAKE 678 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,224 LIKE WE USED TO? 679 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:54,293 - YEAH, SURE. 680 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,563 - OH, JUSTIN, LOOK. MY FAVORITE. 681 00:29:57,596 --> 00:30:03,235 REMEMBER? 682 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:06,172 - NO. 683 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:10,042 - I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU. 684 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:14,046 I EVEN PUT IT ON YOUR BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT. 685 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,049 [rock music] 686 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,085 * 687 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:21,320 - MOM, I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM. 688 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:24,323 - OKAY, HONEY. I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 689 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:28,260 * 690 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:32,164 - * ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN * 691 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,601 * EVEN IF YOU NEVER WIN * 692 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,469 * DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN * 693 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,538 - * 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TURNING ROUND * 694 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:45,211 * NO TURNING ROUND, BABY * 695 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:47,246 * 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TURNING ROUND * 696 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,181 * NO TURNING ROUND, BABY * 697 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,383 - * IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS 698 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,952 * IT'S A TIME FOR LUST 699 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,187 * IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS 700 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,555 * IT'S A TIME FOR LUST 701 00:30:56,588 --> 00:31:00,492 * IT'S NOT THE SAME 702 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,428 - * 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TURNING ROUND * 703 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,965 * NO TURNING ROUND, BABY 704 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:08,334 * 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TURNING ROUND * 705 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,337 * NO TURNING ROUND, BABY * 706 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,505 * 707 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,307 - A DOCTOR? 708 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,009 - A CHIROPRACTOR. 709 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,111 - ALL THAT COUNTS IS A LITTLE, WHITE JACKET 710 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,113 AT A COMFORTABLE MID-THIGH LENGTH. 711 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:22,514 IT'S EVERY MOTHER'S DREAM. 712 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,150 - JUST BE SURE NOT TO TELL MINE. 713 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,218 I DON'T NEED HER TO KNOW EVERY TIME I GO OUT. 714 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,653 - EVERY TIME YOU GO OUT IS ONCE A YEAR. 715 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,655 - THANKS FOR KEEPING COUNT. 716 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,390 - ACCOUNTING IS MY LIFE. 717 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:34,693 - SO WHAT'S HE LIKE? 718 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,962 - OLD. 719 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,129 - WHAT'S OLD? 720 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,264 - OLDER THAN YOU. 721 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:39,665 PROBABLY 40. 722 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:41,400 - THAT IS OLD. 723 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,269 - ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DON'T COME AS QUICK, 724 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:45,004 AND THEY HAVE LOTS OF MONEY. 725 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,338 SO WHERE'S HE TAKING YOU? 726 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:48,140 - SOME PLACE CALLED PAPPAGANO. 727 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,576 - [chokes] I HOPE HE'S PAYING. 728 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,144 - IS IT EXPENSIVE? 729 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:55,447 - A MEDIUM-PRICED ENTREE IS MORE THAN YOUR TAX RETURN. 730 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,183 - SHIT. 731 00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,485 - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 732 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,287 - I DON'T KNOW. THIS? 733 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,990 - OKAY, A DOCTOR IS TAKING YOU 734 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,491 TO ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS IN PITTSBURGH, 735 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,093 AND YOU'RE GOING LIKE THAT? 736 00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,560 YEAH, NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE. 737 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,262 AS A MEN'S APPAREL PROFESSIONAL, 738 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,697 IT IS MY SWORN DUTY 739 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,732 TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE PROPERLY ATTIRED. 740 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,303 NOW PUT DOWN CAPTAIN AMERICA, AND COME WITH ME. 741 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:20,072 [rock music] 742 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,174 - HEY, I'M SOAKING HERE. 743 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:30,149 * 744 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,418 - OH, SHUT UP. 745 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,686 - WHO DID THIS THING TO YOU? 746 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,588 OH, LET ME GUESS, 747 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,058 EMMETT DE LA RENTA? 748 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,392 - I SHOULD HAVE JUST WORN MY JEANS, 749 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,529 BUT HE SAID, "NO. YOU CAN'T GO ON A DATE LIKE THAT." 750 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:45,731 - YOU'VE GOT A DATE? - YEAH. 751 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:49,168 - A DATE? 752 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,636 MIKEY'S GOT A DATE. 753 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,338 - I'M GONNA CALL AND CANCEL. 754 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,539 - THE FUCK YOU ARE. 755 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,307 - WELL, I CAN'T GO LIKE THIS. 756 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,277 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 757 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:05,551 HERE, TRY THIS. 758 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,719 - ARE YOU SURE? - I'VE GOT DOZENS OF THEM. 759 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:13,392 - IT'S WEIRD GOING ON A DATE. 760 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,661 - MAKE SURE HE OPENS THE CAR DOOR FOR YOU 761 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,229 AND PULLS YOUR CHAIR OUT. 762 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:21,667 - THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. IT'S SO...HETERO. 763 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:25,237 YOU EVER BEEN ON A REAL DATE? 764 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,572 - ONCE. 765 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:29,775 I ENDED UP FUCKING THE WAITER. 766 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:32,511 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR SAY. 767 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,146 - JUST BE YOURSELF. 768 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,116 - THAT SHOULD MAKE THE EVENING FLY BY. 769 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,418 WHY CAN'T WE JUST FAST-FORWARD TO THE SEX? 770 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,453 - [chuckles] THE POINT OF A DATE, 771 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:42,821 OR SO IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME 772 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,556 BY THOSE WHO DO THAT SORT OF THING, 773 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:47,293 IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW THE OTHER PERSON 774 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:48,760 BEFORE YOU FUCK THEM. 775 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,796 - WHAT A DUMB IDEA. 776 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,231 WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM? 777 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:55,767 - WORSE YET, WHAT IF YOU DO? 778 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,570 - SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG. 779 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,478 - THAT'S BETTER. 780 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,747 SO WHO IS THIS GUY? 781 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,450 - NO ONE. 782 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,085 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SAID YES. 783 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,820 I GUESS I JUST FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 784 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:15,854 - AH. 785 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,624 A MERCY FUCK, HUH? - WHO SAYS I'M FUCKING HIM? 786 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,259 - WELL, IF HE'S BUYING YOU AN EXPENSIVE DINNER, 787 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:22,228 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT OUT. 788 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,664 AND THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK. 789 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,834 MAKE HIM WANT TO DO THE TRICK. 790 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,637 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 791 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,706 - I THINK I LOOK LIKE YOU. 792 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,576 - YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 793 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:41,747 YOU ARE FANTASTIC. 794 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,450 REMEMBER THAT, MIKEY. 795 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:45,884 NOW YOU'D BETTER GO. 796 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,819 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 797 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,855 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT? 798 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,557 I'M ENTERTAINING A CLIENT. 799 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:55,261 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH IT? 800 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:56,762 - YOU'RE SO CUTE. 801 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,498 IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 802 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,626 - HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP THE CHICKEN WARM? 803 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,894 - IT'S FINE. I WRAPPED IT IN FOIL. 804 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,696 - HMM. 805 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,431 SOUNDS LIKE MY MOM'S RECIPE. 806 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,801 COOK FOR ONE WEEK, REMOVE ALL FLAVOR, EAT. 807 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,503 HEY. 808 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,171 YOU MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT, HONEY. 809 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,272 - [sighs] 810 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:41,673 - HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW UP. 811 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:42,941 - YOU KNOW BRIAN. HE'S ALWAYS-- 812 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,844 - FASHIONABLY LATE? 813 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,514 WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN? 814 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,726 [sighs] 815 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,664 [dance music] 816 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:13,639 * 817 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,656 - I WASN'T SURE YOU'D COME. 818 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,859 - I ALWAYS COME WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO. 819 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:37,296 - WE'LL HAVE A BOTTLE OF CHATEAU CHEVAL BLANC, '97. 820 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,265 - UH, I'LL HAVE A DIET PEPSI. 821 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,434 - CERTAINLY. 822 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:43,669 - IS THAT HUGO BOSS? 823 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,971 - WHERE? 824 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,307 - YOUR JACKET. 825 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:51,577 - OH. [both chuckling] 826 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:54,313 UM...YEP. 827 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,616 IT'S-- 828 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,985 IT'S NOT EVEN MINE. IT BELONGS TO MY FRIEND BRIAN. 829 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:03,789 - I BET HE DOESN'T LOOK HALF AS GOOD IN IT AS YOU. 830 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,458 - HE LOOKS BETTER. 831 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,995 - I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 832 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,597 - HE CAN LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING. 833 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,699 HE EVEN LOOKS GOOD IN NOTHING. 834 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,401 - GOOD BODY? - AWESOME. 835 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,735 WHEN HE WALKS INTO BABYLON, 836 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,305 HEADS TURN LIKE POLICE LIGHTS JUST TO LOOK AT HIM. 837 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,406 - SOUNDS LIKE I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE 838 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,707 DOING NECK ADJUSTMENTS. 839 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,874 - [chuckles] 840 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,476 EVERYBODY WANTS HIM. 841 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,778 - DO YOU? 842 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,681 - [chuckles] ME? NO. 843 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:32,451 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 844 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,486 WE'D NEVER... - GOOD. 845 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,857 I WAS STARTING TO GET JEALOUS. 846 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,028 - DON'T WORRY. 847 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,863 BESIDES, HE'S NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN ME. 848 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,498 - SIR? - I'M SURPRISED. 849 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,899 I THINK IT WOULD BE VERY EASY TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU. 850 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,469 [sniffing] 851 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,549 EXCELLENT. 852 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:14,059 - THIS IS EXCELLENT TOO. 853 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:15,894 - [laughs] 854 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,000 - YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT WINE, HUH? 855 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,070 - I HAVE A COLLECTION. 856 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:27,639 I JUST BOUGHT A BOTTLE 857 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:31,543 OF '61 PETRUS ON EBAY. 858 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:34,012 - OH, MY GOD, YOU GO ON EBAY? 859 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,647 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST GOT. 860 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,484 A MAY 1960 FLASH FROM THE SILVER AGE. 861 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,918 THE MYSTERY OF THE ELONGATED MAN. 862 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:44,356 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS. 863 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,726 UH, IT'S A-- IT'S A COMIC BOOK. 864 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,962 I HAVE A COLLECTION. 865 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,533 - WELL, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT IT. 866 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:57,135 - IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME I FIND ONE, 867 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,405 I'M A KID AGAIN, UP IN MY OLD ROOM. 868 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:02,908 - "THE MYSTERY OF THE PERPETUAL BOY." 869 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:10,416 TO THE FLASH. 870 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,018 - THE FLASH. 871 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,954 - GO ON. TAKE IT OFF. 872 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,756 EVERYTHING. 873 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:22,928 W-WAIT. 874 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,863 COULD YOU... 875 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,865 GO A LITTLE SLOWER? 876 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,567 - OH, YOU WANT A SHOW? 877 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,002 - UH-HUH. 878 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:34,072 - SURE, WHY NOT? 879 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,816 - STOP. 880 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,860 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY. 881 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,828 - I KNOW. 882 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:10,341 [phone ringing] 883 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,581 ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT? 884 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,783 - SHIT. 885 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,918 [grunts] 886 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,888 YES? 887 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,991 WHAT IS IT? 888 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,559 WELL, HOW IS SHE? 889 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,661 IS SHE BADLY HURT? 890 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,197 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE IT. 891 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:35,601 I'M IN A MEETING. 892 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:38,069 NO, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LEAVE. 893 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,672 LOOK, I JUST TOLD YOU. 894 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:43,174 I'VE GOT TOO MUCH GOING ON. 895 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,777 LOOK, TELL HER I LOVE HER, 896 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:49,748 AND I'LL BE HOME TOMORROW, OKAY? 897 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,685 [hangs up phone] 898 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,989 SO WHERE WERE WE? 899 00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,190 - IS SOMEONE HURT? 900 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,859 - YEAH, IT'S MY DAUGHTER. 901 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:04,162 SHE...BROKE HER ARM PLAYING BASKETBALL. 902 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,597 - SOUNDS SERIOUS. 903 00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:06,765 - SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 904 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,867 - SHE WAS ASKING FOR YOU. SHE WANTS YOU TO COME HOME. 905 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,702 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 906 00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:12,804 - WHAT, THAT YOU'RE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES SUCKING COCK? 907 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,607 - THERE'S NOTHING THAT I CAN DO ANYWAY. 908 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,643 - I CAN. 909 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,055 COULD YOU PREPARE MR. TELSON'S BILL? 910 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:33,792 HE'LL BE CHECKING OUT IMMEDIATELY. 911 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:38,029 COULD YOU HAVE A CAR WAITING TO TAKE HIM TO THE AIRPORT? 912 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:45,270 YOUR VISIT TO QUEERWORLD'S OVER, MARVIN. 913 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,272 BETTER GO BACK TO YOUR WIFE AND YOUR KIDS 914 00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:51,743 AND YOUR $30-MILLION-A-YEAR BUSINESS. 915 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,945 YOU'D BE A FOOL TO THROW THAT AWAY. 916 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:01,920 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT. 917 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,893 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL RYDER WHEN HE ASKS 918 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,561 WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THE ACCOUNT? 919 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:10,996 - I'LL TELL HIM WE COULDN'T PROVIDE 920 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,932 THE SERVICES YOU REQUIRED. 921 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,271 - I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME. 922 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:22,173 - SO DID I. 923 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,976 - THANKS FOR DINNER. - MY PLEASURE. 924 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,713 - SO YOU WANT TO COME UP? 925 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,014 - OH, I CAN'T. 926 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,050 I'VE GOT MY FIRST PATIENT AT 7:30. 927 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:47,899 HEY. 928 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,334 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 929 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:52,037 - I THOUGHT-- 930 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:56,107 I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO-- 931 00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:57,308 - I ASKED YOU OUT 'CAUSE I WANTED 932 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,677 TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER, 933 00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:02,814 NOT BECAUSE I WANTED A QUICK FUCK. 934 00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:04,983 LOOK, I'LL CALL YOU. 935 00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:19,731 [dance music] 936 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:27,873 * 937 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:42,120 - I KNEW YOU COULDN'T STAY AWAY. 938 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,956 - I'M JUST STRICTLY HERE AS AN OBSERVER. 939 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,792 - YEAH, SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 940 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,393 - MMM. 941 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:49,795 SOMEBODY MUST HAVE EATEN SOMETHING 942 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:51,029 THAT DISAGREED WITH HIM. 943 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:53,264 - IT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 944 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:56,401 HE PAID FOR DINNER, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO FUCK. 945 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:58,203 - MAYBE HE HAS A PROSTATE PROBLEM 946 00:43:58,236 --> 00:43:59,838 OR ONLY ONE TESTICLE. 947 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,107 - OR MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 948 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,109 - WHY WOULDN'T HE LIKE YOU? 949 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,811 - SAME REASON AS EVERYBODY ELSE. 950 00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:07,278 I'M NOT BRIAN. 951 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:11,116 - THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. 952 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,383 - HE MUST HAVE LIKED-- 953 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,852 HE MUST HAVE LIKED YOU. 954 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:16,755 WHY ELSE WOULD HE ASK YOU OUT? - I DON'T KNOW. 955 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,891 - IT'S JUST YOUR OWN INSECURITIES. 956 00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:21,727 - MAYBE HE'S THE OLD-FASHIONED TYPE. 957 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,029 DOESN'T FUCK UNTIL THE SECOND DATE. 958 00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:26,765 - WELL, I DON'T CARE. 959 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,867 I'M GONNA GO FIND SOMEBODY WHO WANTS ME. 960 00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:44,082 - THE KITCHEN'S CLOSED. 961 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,822 [loud knocking on door] 962 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,729 - WERE YOU SLEEPING? 963 00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,466 - WE HAVE A NEWBORN HERE. WE NEVER SLEEP. 964 00:45:01,499 --> 00:45:03,201 - SORRY I MISSED DINNER. 965 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,336 - DON'T APOLOGIZE. IT DOESN'T BECOME YOU. 966 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,839 AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN FLASH THAT SMILE AND GET AWAY WITH IT. 967 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,040 THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUTE AT 20, 968 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:10,508 BUT AT 30, IT'S STARTING TO GET PATHETIC. 969 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,244 - 29. 970 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:17,382 - HAVE YOU EATEN? 971 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:21,052 - NO. 972 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:23,121 - COME ON. 973 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:28,794 [ethereal rock music] 974 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:33,131 [passionate moaning] 975 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:37,769 - * EROTICA 976 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:40,305 * TAKE ME HIGHER 977 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,440 * TAKE ME HIGHER 978 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,009 * 979 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:49,247 * I JUST WANNA, MM-HMM 980 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,052 * EROTICA 981 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,021 * TAKE ME HIGHER 982 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,388 * TAKE ME HIGHER 983 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,257 [baby cooing] 984 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:04,195 * I JUST WANNA, MM-HMM 985 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:07,999 [baby coos] * EROTICA 986 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:09,467 [cooing] 987 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,937 * TAKE ME HIGHER 988 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,004 * TAKE ME HIGHER 989 00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:15,540 * 990 00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,541 * I JUST WANNA 991 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:20,578 * 992 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,948 * EROTICA 993 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,817 * 994 00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:27,819 * TAKE ME HIGHER 995 00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:31,923 * TAKE ME HIGHER 996 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:35,426 * I JUST WANNA 997 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,427 * 998 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,897 * EROTICA 999 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:41,366 * 1000 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,334 * TAKE ME HIGHER 1001 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:45,103 * TAKE ME HIGHER 1002 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,138 - YOU'RE FANTASTIC. 1003 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:52,243 - * I JUST WANNA 1004 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:57,515 * EROTICA 1005 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:59,184 * TAKE ME HIGHER 1006 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:03,088 * TAKE ME HIGHER 1007 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,990 * I JUST WANNA 1008 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:08,226 * 1009 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,995 * EROTICA 1010 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:16,234 * 1011 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,236 - * LET'S GET SOAKING WET 1012 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:21,239 [dance music] 1013 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:29,247 * 1014 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,176 * COME ON 1015 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:09,680 * 1016 00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:11,116 * I WANNA HEAR IT 1017 00:49:14,219 --> 00:49:16,587 * LET'S GET SOAKIN' WET 68088

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