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Hey, Gerry, the path.
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God, it is so...
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Yeah, it is
really nice, man.
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Fresh air.
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You ready?
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Nope.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey.
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Hiking moms on the trail?
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It's just gonna be, it's
all tourists up there.
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Well, how far is the thing?
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I don't know, we're
like halfway there.
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Let's go this way, man.
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Everything's gonna go
to the thing,
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everything's gonna lead to
the same place.
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- Just loop around?
- Yeah.
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Do our own fresh route?
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I just can't do the, like,
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fucking fanny packs
and sing-alongs
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the whole way to the thing.
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Fuck it, dude.
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Fuck this.
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- Fuck the thing?
- Fuck the thing.
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Power on to the thing!
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- Fuck the thing.
- Fuck the thing!
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It's just
gonna be a fuckin' thing
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at the end of the trail.
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- Fuck the thing!
- Fuck the thing.
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Let's go back.
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Fuck the thing.
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Hey, is this the way we...
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Yeah, that's it, right?
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Hold on, dude, is this
the way we were going?
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- Yeah, this is it.
- Yeah.
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So...
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She thought it was a Y?
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Who, the contestant?
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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She had every letter
except for the L.
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She had B-A-R-R-E, blank,
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I-N-G down the road.
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B-A-R-R-E, blank, I-N-G
down the road.
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And all she had was L for
barreling down the road.
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And they were like, "Do you
want to solve the puzzle?"
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Because you have to when it's,
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just when you have
one letter left,
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you have to solve the puzzle,
you're not allowed to...
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Because you're only spinning to,
like,
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drive up your earnings,
you know?
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Right.
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So it's like cheating if
there's only one letter left.
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And so they told her to
solve it, and she said,
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"Barreying down the road?"
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And there's this really
uncomfortable pause,
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and Sajak was like, "No.
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"Kenny?"
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And the next dude did it.
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But for zero dollars
because he couldn't spin.
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He was just like,
"Barreling down the road."
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I hate you.
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Not really, though, right?
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Not really, it's just
really hot on my front
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and really cold on my back.
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There's a man
perched on the ledge
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10 feet in front of us.
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Don't look.
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I see you, man.
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Do you hear that?
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There's a lot of
dinosaurs near here.
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I conquered Thebes.
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When?
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Two weeks ago.
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How'd you do it?
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Well, I got...
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I did more than that, actually.
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I said to Gerry...
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"I ruled this land for 97 years,
and...
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"And I'd like it."
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I had all the sanctuaries
built, and then I...
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This hot lava leaked
out of a volcano
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and half destroyed my sanctuary
to Demeter, I guess it was.
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And...
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But I didn't have the
marble to rebuild, like,
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the sculptures and that
to fix the sanctuary.
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But I already had all
these docks to, like,
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Calydon, and Argos, and...
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I had everything, I
had everything.
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And I was trading with,
like, 12 cities and...
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I had a really good army.
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But the river had just flooded.
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And it flooded out,
like, four of my docks,
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and I couldn't import the
marble to rebuild the sanctuary.
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Demeter got pissed off, and so
she made my fields infertile.
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And then...
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So I couldn't grow the grass.
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I couldn't grow the
wheat to feed the horses.
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And there was no...
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And there was nowhere
for the sheep to graze,
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and the goats.
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And some of my people
were growing hungry
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and restless, and then...
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And I couldn't trade because
the rivers had flooded.
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And so, Knossos, one of my vassals,
got really upset with me
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and turned against me.
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And they...
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Attacked me, and because
I couldn't train any sheep
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'cause I didn't have the wheat,
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I didn't have...
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I didn't have a...
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You couldn't train sheep?
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And I couldn't train
any of the horses
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because I didn't have the wheat.
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And so when they attacked
me, they just dogged me.
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And I actually went to send my
army out to defend the city,
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and you can only send
them out if you have 12,
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if you have 12 trained
horses, and I had 11.
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So I was one horse shy
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of saving my city.
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So then you didn't really...
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Oh, I had just
conquered Thebes,
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and then that happened.
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Oh, come on.
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All right.
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You go to that one, and
I'll go to this one.
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All right.
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Hey.
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You see anything?
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Big hills.
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Yeah.
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Re-split up.
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All right.
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All right, see the ravine here?
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Yeah.
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That's the spot, all right?
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So you go to the next one,
I'll go to the next one.
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if you don't find anything,
we meet back right there.
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All right, if you
find something,
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fuck the spot, I'll
just find you.
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Higher hilltop, meet at spot.
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Or fuck the spot, wait there.
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Yeah.
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Roger.
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Gerry!
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Gerry!
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Gerry!
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Gerry!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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What?
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You're supposed to go on a
high-hill scout-about, man.
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You're on a rock in a canyon.
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I did.
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Yeah, did you see anything?
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No, did you?
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No.
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Well, what are you
doing on the rock?
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Looking for you.
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Why didn't you just
go to the spot?
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I did, you weren't there.
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I've been there, I
was just sitting there.
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Dude, that's not the spot.
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The spot is, like, a
half of a mile that way.
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I was at the spot, I was
waiting for you forever.
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I was yelling your name.
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And I just came walking up here.
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And I saw the rock and
I crow's-nested up here
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to scout-about the ravine
'cause I thought maybe
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you gerried the rendezvous.
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Sure enough, I mean,
that's not the spot.
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All right, my fault.
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Well, if you had assumed
that, then you should've gone
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to the top of my mountain
because the whole plan
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was if one guy finds something,
then you go to his mountain.
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So if I wasn't here...
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No, I know the plan,
but I saw you coming down
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off your mountain when
I was on the way down,
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and when I was at the spot
and you never showed up,
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I thought maybe you'd succumbed.
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I almost did succumb,
but then I turbaned up,
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and I feel a lot better.
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Come on, dude, let's go.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Fuckin' marooned.
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Come on, you're not
rock-marooned.
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Just climb down.
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Dude, I am rock-marooned,
I can't climb down.
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I'm gonna have to jump.
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Hold on.
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How do you get up to that part?
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Scramble.
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Jesus.
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How the fuck did you
get up here?
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Such a bear.
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I think you gotta jump.
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I can't jump, dude, I'll
break my ankle.
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You'll have to barrey all
the way out of here alone
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and get help, I'll just
be sitting there.
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All right, I'll jump.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You're gonna twist an
ankle or something,
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and then we're fucked.
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Well...
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Is it really crumbly there?
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Like, the ledge?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I could try and...
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Why don't you make me a
dirt mattress?
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No, Gerry.
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Come on, dude, I crow's-nested
all the way up here
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to scout-about the ravine 'cause
you gerried the rendezvous.
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If I hadn't, dude,
we'd be split.
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We'd still be re-split.
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Dude, just jump, you'll be
all right, you'll make it.
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I won't be all right, Gerry.
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Well, I could try and
break your fall.
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- Jump on your head?
- Like in the circus, dude.
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No, not on my head,
with my arms.
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Didn't you ever go to Barnum's,
dude?
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They have a fat guy down
there, he's got huge arms,
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and he catches people from,
like, 50 feet.
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All right, you ready?
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No, dude, I'm gonna
break your arms.
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Just make me a dirt mattress.
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All right, where do
you want it?
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Right there.
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All right.
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Well, I gotta haul the dirt.
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Well, get hauling.
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I can haul it from over here.
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- Shirt basket?
- Shirt basket.
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Yeah, it's crumbly.
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Is it soft?
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Yeah, it's soft.
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It's like, it feels hard,
but it's...
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You know, it's like dust.
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Yeah.
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This is gonna take forever,
Gerry.
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I'll get all this stuff
up to it also.
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I mean, all you really need
is, like, a two-by-two,
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like, air-ram dirt mattress
just to put your feet
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'cause that'll cushion it,
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and then you'll
probably fall forward.
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So if I clear, like,
your head area,
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and then make, like, a
little, like, a dirt box.
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You know how to rig that?
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Yeah.
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See, this is already, like,
a foot.
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If I can get it to, like,
two feet...
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And that's a good angle, right?
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Think you can hit that, right?
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I mean, I'm not done
yet, but, I mean, you...
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- Yeah.
- Where it is, is good.
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Yeah.
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Ah, that's great.
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You really only need it to
hit with two feet in one spot.
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So if we can get the spot,
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and if you can hit it,
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that's all the cushion you need.
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How's that?
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No?
263
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,873
Look, it's not gonna be
comfortable either way,
264
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,270
but, I mean, it's not a
knee-breaker.
265
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,431
How many feet do
you think it is?
266
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,280
Like 150.
267
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,959
It's what?
268
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,520
Here, I'll get more,
still gotta get more.
269
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,200
That's pretty good.
270
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,560
Oh my fucking God.
271
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400
You okay?
272
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,680
Yeah.
273
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,838
What time do you think it is?
274
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,876
That was far.
275
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,520
Here.
276
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,120
Animal tracks.
277
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,639
Follow these to water.
278
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,075
Animals have to know where
the water is out here.
279
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,638
Then we follow them and they
lead us right to the water,
280
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,474
and we just drink our faces up.
281
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,800
Or else they go to the mating
grounds, you know, and...
282
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,352
And then they mate, and
they get thirsty,
283
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,555
and then they come back.
284
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,074
All right, but, I mean, I...
285
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,160
Yeah.
286
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,917
We don't know how far the
water is, though, you know?
287
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,354
And I don't think we
should totally abandon
288
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,794
out of the higher-ground idea,
289
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,119
'cause I think it was
a good idea.
290
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,839
And that was like a
rolling hills scout-about.
291
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,672
And if we go on a mountain,
like, crow's-nesting,
292
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,273
like that mountain over there...
293
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,280
Yeah, but...
294
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,358
We know where the water is now.
295
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,239
We could just go there,
and then get water
296
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,232
and then go on our mountain,
297
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,754
the mountaintop scout-about,
298
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,711
after we've gotten water.
299
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,439
I don't know, I think the
mountain's a better idea
300
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,831
because what if we go
to the mating grounds
301
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,071
and they see us and
they get self-conscious,
302
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,275
and then they don't mate?
303
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,715
Dude, we'll just...
304
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,915
And then they won't
get thirsty...
305
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,196
If we go there,
whichever way it is,
306
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,795
if we go there, and
it's the mating grounds,
307
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,396
then we'll just watch
them from a brush.
308
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,629
They won't know we're there,
309
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,297
they won't have any body
shame, and they'll mate,
310
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,955
and get thirsty, and then
they'll come back this way,
311
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,913
and they'll lead us
to the water.
312
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,920
All right.
313
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440
Fuck this.
314
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,113
I can't even see the
tracks anymore.
315
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,560
Fuck 'em.
316
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,956
You think we should just
go over to that mountain?
317
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,397
Just stop crying, man.
318
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,830
Where you going?
319
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,715
I don't know!
320
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,270
You wanna help?
321
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,074
Fuck you.
322
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,080
Fuck you.
323
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,000
We're walking north-northwest.
324
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,994
For...
325
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,276
A couple hours,
a ways...
326
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,829
And then...
- But that's been the way
327
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,274
we've been going the
whole fuckin' time.
328
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,274
I mean, it's like 30 hours
of walking north-northwest.
329
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,999
Okay?
330
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,913
So, we've gotta be fucking
close to the highway.
331
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,760
Yeah.
332
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:24,836
But we got lost.
333
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,354
I mean, we were going...
334
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,795
We walked for a ways,
and maybe it was north.
335
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,800
And then...
336
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,395
We turned around, and...
337
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,914
We got off...
338
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,560
We started going straight
back down the way we were going.
339
01:03:38,561 --> 01:03:39,789
No, we didn't, we didn't.
340
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,632
- The way that we came in...
- No, no, no, no.
341
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,959
Before we turned around,
342
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,792
we started going right
back down the same way.
343
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,031
But we had turned before...
344
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,318
No, we didn't go the
same fuckin' way, man.
345
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,791
We have not seen any of
the stuff that we've seen.
346
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,870
You know what I mean?
347
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,200
We haven't passed any fuckin'
landmark
348
01:03:56,201 --> 01:03:57,714
or anything that looks familiar.
349
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,360
Whatever our fuckin'
direction is, it's not south,
350
01:04:00,361 --> 01:04:01,635
and it has not been south.
351
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,233
- No, but we had...
- And since we started.
352
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,913
We had veered off at a
different point,
353
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,480
and when we started to
come back, to go back,
354
01:04:07,481 --> 01:04:09,153
we started back the
exact same way.
355
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,193
But we didn't see anything
that looked the same way.
356
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,432
Yeah, but we could have
just bailed early, you know?
357
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,114
There were so many different
gerrys along the way.
358
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,120
We took a...
359
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,393
I mean, we started
going back the same way,
360
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,437
and then we stopped and we
said that it didn't look right,
361
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,875
and then we went to the
right for a little while.
362
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,075
So we were going east.
363
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,989
All right, which is
a total gerry
364
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,038
because that's fucking a
million miles to a road.
365
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,952
Okay, right, and
that's because we came up
366
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,475
over the thing, and we
saw that whole layout,
367
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,073
that must have been,
there was nothing there.
368
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,878
We didn't see
anything for a while.
369
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,155
And then in the morning...
370
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,193
In the morning, we
walked north again.
371
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,669
In the morning, we...
372
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,592
In the morning, we
definitely walked north again.
373
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,751
And then we gerried off
to the animal tracks,
374
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,594
which was east again,
which was west.
375
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,795
Which was west, but it
doesn't matter because...
376
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,359
And when we hit the
animal tracks,
377
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,272
then we took a left,
which was going...
378
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,239
Which was going west.
379
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,278
But more importantly, when
I got up, when we split up,
380
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,715
and I was walking up on
my scout-about,
381
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,518
I was looking into the sun,
382
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,557
which means that it was east.
383
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,439
So, and then, when I
was on the rock,
384
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,955
and I was looking at you,
the sun was...
385
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,156
When we came down, we
went in that direction.
386
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,435
So, that means we
were going east,
387
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,954
and we walked east
for a long time.
388
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,314
And our mountain
scout-about was east,
389
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,959
so we totally gerried
the mountain scout-about.
390
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,077
We went up the wrong fuckin'
mountain.
391
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,080
Okay?
392
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,552
So our general direction's
been north-northeast,
393
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,836
but if we just spin the
fucker and just go north,
394
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,880
balls-out north, we're gonna
hit the fuckin' highway
395
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,636
because we can't go south.
396
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,030
South is a fucking
disaster for us.
397
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,953
It just would take too
fucking long to get there.
398
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,553
All right, then
let's go north.
399
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,034
Come on, let's go.
400
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,312
We may as well
just sit here.
401
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,279
You know why I think
we should go?
402
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,640
Why?
403
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:54,469
Because I've got water.
404
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:03,433
Come on, don't fuckin' joke.
405
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,594
I'm not joking.
406
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:09,796
I found water.
407
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,400
I know exactly where the car is.
408
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,916
How?
409
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,153
Just figured it out.
410
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:46,717
It was another fuckin'
mirage.
411
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,189
It was a mirage.
412
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,720
What are you doing?
413
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,199
I really wanted to
414
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,672
walk up to you and say I
had two bottles of water,
415
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,279
and that I knew where
the car was.
416
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,880
Come on, we gotta go.
417
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:10,120
Come on.
418
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:22,636
How do you think the
hike's going so far?
419
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:37,110
Pretty good.
420
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:17,070
I'm leaving.
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