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[music playing]
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NARRATOR: The top
few guys made it.
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On the East Coast,
there was Eddie
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Carleton's "Tribute to Buddy."
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Each sold-out performance
began with a declaration
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of musical debt to the
real Buddy in heaven.
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But scores of female fans,
too young to remember,
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declared that Eddie
was the one and only.
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The Deep South was Leonard
"Hand" Taylor's turf.
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So closely did Leonard capture
his country hero's heart
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and soul, he often
confided to friends,
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"I can only pretend the hurting
won't claim my life too."
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The West Coast was in
the grip of Patrick
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Nelson, who did "Sid."
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Chants of "Sid lives, Sid
lives" rose at every performance
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and usually followed the star
back to his hillside retreat,
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where an aid would pass on
this message from Patrick.
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"Yes, Sid will never die."
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Between those operators,
the big-time tribute racket
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was pretty well sewed up.
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New talent had it
tough breaking in.
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But from the North, there was
coming a man who would one day
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smash the order and
shape an all new
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and all mighty tribute empire.
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[explosion]
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His name was Ronnie Boyles.
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He had a dream!
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[sparse applause]
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Hey, fella, you gotta chip in
five bucks for the PA rental.
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What?
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You heard me, five bucks.
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What if I said I was broke?
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I'd say the guitar stays
behind till you get unbroke.
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Now come on.
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Which is it?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Look, I gave you
your first big--
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Thanks.
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And so Ronnie
Boyles took his first
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fateful steps on the road to
world-wide tribute domination.
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That's the beginning to
one of Steven Penny's
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unfinished versions
of "Crime Wave."
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He wrote it on the
back of the rent papers
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my father gave him when he
moved into this apartment
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over our garage.
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The ending was written
on the next page.
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It goes like this.
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[sirens blaring]
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[breaks squeal]
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[crash]
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Oh!
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Oooh.
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[sirens blare]
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NARRATOR: The King is dead.
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But he will not be forgotten.
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The place of Ronnie
Boyles' final bow
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has since become a shrine,
boasting of thousands
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of visitors yearly.
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Some come to wonder.
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Others come to pray.
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And here is a playful
young man trying
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to fit his face into the great
man's farewell impression.
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Ah ha ha ha ha.
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Not quite, son.
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But who knows?
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Maybe someday he'll grow to
become the next tribute king.
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After all, for Ronnie
Boyles, it started
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with nothing but a dream.
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Steven wrote many
other beginnings
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and endings for "Crime Wave."
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He once told me that beginnings
and endings are easy for him
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to think of, but
that he has trouble
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with this stuff in between.
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Lots of that trouble
comes because Steven
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wants to make "Crime
Wave" the best
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color crime movie there is.
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And to do that, the script
would have to be the best
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color crime script there is.
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This is Steven's favorite
kind of magazine.
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Once when Steven thought he
couldn't write and almost died
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twice, something I
found in here led
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him to the middle of nowhere.
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And there he got
the power to go on.
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This is Steven Penny.
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I remember the first day
he came here perfect.
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That's when we first saw
that he's a quiet man.
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[dreamy music playing]
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Is he even there?
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What is this, some
kind of peep show?
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It's him.
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It's him.
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He must have
something on his mind.
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You wouldn't understand.
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[laughs]
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Jerk.
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Just kidding.
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KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven
was also a happy man.
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I could tell because on that
first day I heard him laughing.
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[laughter]
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He must have been a happy man
because most people I know
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need the TV or a joke
to make them laugh.
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[crickets chirping]
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[streetlight hums]
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[typewriter clicking]
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One more thing about
Steven, he only
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liked to work by street light.
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, it's not at
all like that, Mr. Boyles.
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It's cancer.
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[crying]
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[whistling]
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[dramatic music]
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KIM (VOICEOVER): I thought it
was neat to have a real movie
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person living over our garage.
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And I was determined to save
everything I could from him.
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The next morning I saw that
Steven didn't mind at all.
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Steven and I were
now best friends.
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He showed me lots of
neat things about how
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color crime movies worked.
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First he colored a
body onto a note pad,
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and then put a black
dot in the middle of it,
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and then another black
dot on the next page,
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right under the first black dot.
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Now I was supposed to stare
at the first black dot for two
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choruses of "When the Saints
Come Marching In," played
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by Steven on his harmonica.
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Then Steven would
flip the page, and I
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was supposed to stare
at the second black dot
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until I saw the body.
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For the thing to work, it was
very, very important to keep
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my eyes only on the black dots.
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[HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING - "WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN"]
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Come on.
You try it too.
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Remember, keep your eyes
only on the black dots.
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[HARMONIC MUSIC PLAYING - "WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN"]
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Keep staring.
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[HARMONIC MUSIC PLAYING - "WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN]
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Now keep staring.
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See the body?
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Steven called that
persistence of vision.
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Because the eye can see a
picture for a short time
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after it's gone, on a
color crime movie strip,
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you don't see the blank
parts between when
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one picture is projected to when
the next picture is projected.
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Everything is blended together
into one moving picture.
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Do you see how that works?
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Yeah, that's very interesting.
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And did you know that since
it takes a projector more time
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to move between frames
than to project them,
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we're actually looking
at a blank screen
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for longer than anything.
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Well, the next time
we go to a movie,
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I'll have to demand a cut rate.
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[laughs]
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Hope you have room in
there for your homework.
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Yeah.
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[clock ticking]
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[crickets chirping]
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[streetlight hums]
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[typewriter clicking]
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KIM (VOICEOVER): It
was on the third night
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that Steven wrote
an all new beginning
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and ending for "Crime Wave."
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The beginning went like this.
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NARRATOR: The top
few couples made it.
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On the East Coast, there
was Max and Veronica
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Loewen, triple diamond winners.
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After 20 plus record-breaking
years with Allway,
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they were still going strong.
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"We're crazy about all the
products ourselves," said Max.
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"So merchandising has
always been easy."
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The Deep South was Bob
and Didi Brandt's turf,
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double diamond do-ers.
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Did success go to their heads?
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"Of course, the income potential
is exciting," said the Brandts.
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"But the opportunity to
develop lifelong camaraderie
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surpasses any material gain."
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The West Coast was in the
grip of Paul and Birdie Yeoman
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new diamond up and comers.
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With soaring
interest rates, they
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decided to get the heck out of
real estate and into Allway.
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And were they glad they did?
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The new diamond
lifestyle is everything
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they dreamed of and more.
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Between those operators, the
big-time direct distributors
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racket was pretty well sewed up.
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New talent had it
tough breaking in.
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But from the North,
there was coming a couple
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who would one day
smash the order
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and shape an all new
and all mighty direct
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distributor's empire.
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They're names were
Skip and Dawn Holliday.
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They had a dream.
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Nice, huh?
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It's just like living beside
a strawberry plantation.
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Dawn insists on it at our place.
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And it's safe up to 39 Celsius.
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My stars!
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But what do you have in
the way of moisturizers?
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Dawn will be right back
from the little girl's room.
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And she'll be more than happy to
demonstrate our fine selection.
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What are you doing?
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Who are you?
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Skip!
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Huh?
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Leonard!
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[screams] Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god!
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[music playing]
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All right, that's enough.
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[screams]
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All right, it's
going to be OK.
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No!
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Please, no!
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Please, no!
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Oh, no.
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[screams] No!
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Ma'am, when was the last
time you had these things--
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Ugh.
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Use some of that soap
with the moisturizer in it.
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You know the stuff.
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NARRATOR: And so Skip
and Dawn Holliday
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take their first fateful
steps on the road
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to worldwide direct
distributor's domination.
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KIM (VOICEOVER): The
ending went like this.
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[music playing]
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Let's have a
warm hand for Skip
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and Dawn Holliday, triple
diamond record breakers.
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[fanfare playing]
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[applause]
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[music playing]
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Wouldn't I like
to be on holiday?
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[laughter]
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Congratulations, Skip.
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[applause]
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Allway!
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You know, I just got to say--
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we just got to say, it's only
in a great country like this
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that all that's happened to us
happened to a couple like us.
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Any place else we
might have ended up
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herding sheep, or digging coal,
or stuffing fortune cookies--
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respectable enough
jobs, but I imagine
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for us a bit frustrating.
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Of course, we've had
our ups and downs.
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But who hasn't?
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But our low-down
downdest was certainly
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better than digging post
holes for the bamboo
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or iron curtain--
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That's them.
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OK, everybody, hit the deck.
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It's the Holliday's we want.
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[gunshot]
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[shrieks]
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Oh, god, [inaudible].
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Halt.
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DAWN: Aaa!
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Aa, aa!
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[dramatic music playing]
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NARRATOR: The
Hollidays are dead.
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But the mark of
their achievement
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would live on, a shining
beacon beckoning those couples,
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who, like Skip and
Dawn, had a dream.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[happy music playing]
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[sad music playing]
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Now, class, class,
you should have
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just enough time to
complete problems
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four and five in you notebooks.
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I don't want to
hear any talking.
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[whistling] Oh,
yeah, yeah, I can see
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where are the
extension cords have
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been biting into your ankles.
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WOMAN: Mm hm.
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Come on.
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Move it.
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[horns honking]
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Finished already, Kim?
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No, ma'am.
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Come on, Kim.
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Get to work.
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KIM (VOICEOVER): After
school, Steven showed
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me some more of his neat stuff.
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Hi, Steven.
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He showed me his camera
that was made in Switzerland
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and wound up like an
old kind of watch.
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It was called a Bolex.
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[happy music playing]
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Lots of beginner
people use them.
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And also Chekov from "Star
Trek" and Yoko Ono too.
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Steven said it was
a very good camera.
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00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:15,428
Steven also showed
me the film he used.
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It was called 7291.
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And it was made by Kodak.
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Steven liked to watch
the tape sparkle
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blue when it came off the can.
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You had to be in
the dark to see it.
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00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:31,844
[happy music playing]
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Steven said it was
a very good film.
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00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:57,269
That was one of Steven's
attacks of self-doubt.
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Later his self-doubt
would make him want
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to quit writing "Crime Wave."
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00:22:02,575 --> 00:22:05,778
Last, Steven showed me a
recording of a speeding car
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that lost control
and smashed a camera
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00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:12,118
that he borrowed from the
National Film Board of Canada.
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[engine revving]
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[brakes squealing]
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[crash]
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Steven lost $2,000.
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And later, when his
movie was finished,
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almost nobody liked it.
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Oh my.
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[clicks tongue]
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00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:45,284
Well, it can be
a risky business.
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You've got to be careful.
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Steven should have maybe
had some professional help.
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Spend a small
fortune and you're
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going to lose your shirt.
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00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:55,962
And what's to keep him
from making another dud?
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All that happened before
Steven got interested in making
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color crime movies.
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Well, only time will tell.
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KIM (VOICEOVER):
As the days passed,
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my carpet got lumpier and
lumpier from Steven's story.
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At night, when the
street light came on,
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I heard less and less
typing, until one
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night when I heard almost none.
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The next day I said, let's
go for a walk, Steven.
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You've been working too hard.
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We went all over.
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It was fun.
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00:23:30,296 --> 00:23:34,033
I even got to tell mean old Jane
McCloster how stupid she was.
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Jane, Jane, big fat pain.
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00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:38,738
Brave girl, let's just see
how brave you really are once I
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get you alone, you little shit.
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00:23:41,207 --> 00:23:43,209
I know you are, but what am I?
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KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven
seemed to be enjoying himself.
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00:23:46,112 --> 00:23:49,682
But every streetlight reminded
him of the coming night,
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00:23:49,782 --> 00:23:51,851
and he didn't enjoy that.
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00:23:51,951 --> 00:23:54,687
Maybe there would be
no typing that night.
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When we got back, I
could tell that Steven
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didn't want to go up.
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00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:06,132
Hey, I have an idea.
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00:24:06,232 --> 00:24:07,399
I could sneak you in later.
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00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,536
And when my dad gets
back from the club,
348
00:24:09,636 --> 00:24:11,738
we can listen to my
mom and dad do it.
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00:24:11,838 --> 00:24:14,373
They always do it after that.
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KIM (VOICEOVER):
Steven thanked me.
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00:24:15,908 --> 00:24:19,579
But no, he had to
give it one more try.
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00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:23,115
That night it would be
all or nothing at all.
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00:24:40,567 --> 00:24:44,671
[crickets chirping]
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00:25:05,157 --> 00:25:09,428
[streetlight hums]
355
00:25:09,528 --> 00:25:13,633
[crickets chirping]
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00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:19,906
[typewriter clicking]
357
00:25:20,006 --> 00:25:22,909
Steven wrote the third beginning
and ending for "Crime Wave"
358
00:25:23,009 --> 00:25:23,743
that night.
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The beginning went like this.
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00:25:25,444 --> 00:25:28,648
NARRATOR: The top
few people made it.
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On the East Coast,
there was Dr. Jane
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Dover, self-help's happy giant.
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00:25:36,856 --> 00:25:38,758
There was a time when
the good doctor feared
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she'd never become the
kind of no-limit person
365
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,962
she craved to be.
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00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:46,565
Then she got on her
own side and ka-pow!
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00:25:51,437 --> 00:25:56,042
The Deep South was Samuel J.
Feltz's turf, the Method Man.
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00:25:56,142 --> 00:25:59,211
When Mr. J needed a sure-fire
no-nonsense blueprint
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00:25:59,311 --> 00:26:02,348
for success, it was
observation and experimentation
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00:26:02,448 --> 00:26:04,550
used by leading
scientists that launched
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00:26:04,651 --> 00:26:06,118
him into the maxi-sphere.
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00:26:08,721 --> 00:26:10,522
The West Coast was
in the grip of Manny
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Brand and Gayleen Dazzio.
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00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,762
Squandered potential
for creative living
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00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,864
once tormented this now duo.
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00:26:17,964 --> 00:26:21,367
But that was before the chance
collision of psycho-cybernetics
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00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:26,372
and total zone contact brought
out the "they" in them.
378
00:26:26,472 --> 00:26:29,842
Between those operators, the
big-time self-help racket
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00:26:29,942 --> 00:26:31,610
was pretty well sewed up.
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00:26:31,711 --> 00:26:33,880
New talent had it
tough breaking in.
381
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:37,483
But from the North, there was
coming a man who would one day
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00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,886
smash the order and
shape an all new
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00:26:39,986 --> 00:26:42,188
and all mighty self-help empire.
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00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:43,122
[explosion]
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00:26:43,222 --> 00:26:43,890
[dramatic music playing]
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00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:48,695
His name was Stanley Falco.
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00:26:48,795 --> 00:26:50,897
He had a dream!
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00:27:10,349 --> 00:27:12,218
[moan]
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00:27:12,318 --> 00:27:16,756
[discordant music playing]
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00:27:27,399 --> 00:27:32,204
And so, Stanley Falco took his
first fateful steps on the road
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00:27:32,304 --> 00:27:36,075
to world-wide
self-help domination.
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00:27:36,175 --> 00:27:38,745
KIM (VOICEOVER): The
ending like this.
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00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:43,282
[discordant music playing]
394
00:27:46,352 --> 00:27:50,790
[happy music playing]
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00:27:58,030 --> 00:28:00,232
At first I thought
Steven had done it.
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00:28:00,332 --> 00:28:02,368
After all his
beginnings and endings,
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00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:05,037
he would finally go all the way.
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00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:08,007
He would become a successful
color crime movie maker.
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00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:09,608
And I would bring
him to class and we
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00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:12,611
would explain how it was done.
401
00:28:12,711 --> 00:28:14,914
First thing in making
a color crime movie,
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00:28:15,014 --> 00:28:17,850
you need a color
crime movie maker.
403
00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:20,686
This person here is a
color crime movie maker.
404
00:28:20,787 --> 00:28:21,854
His name is Steven.
405
00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:24,056
He lives in our garage.
406
00:28:24,156 --> 00:28:26,058
When you make a movie,
you have to learn
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00:28:26,158 --> 00:28:28,260
how to type the script out.
408
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:32,031
You can sometimes type during
the night or during the day.
409
00:28:32,131 --> 00:28:35,534
The best thing is typing during
the night by the street light.
410
00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:38,337
KIM (VOICEOVER): I called Steven
at lunch to congratulate him.
411
00:28:38,437 --> 00:28:40,840
But there was no answer.
412
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:41,874
I called again at break.
413
00:28:41,974 --> 00:28:43,876
But again, there is no answer.
414
00:28:46,678 --> 00:28:49,315
Steven-- Steven--
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00:28:54,153 --> 00:28:56,088
It wasn't until I
peeked in the window
416
00:28:56,188 --> 00:28:58,190
that I learned the awful truth.
417
00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:01,027
Steven had failed and went
straight from his typewriter
418
00:29:01,127 --> 00:29:03,095
to his bed and didn't leave it.
419
00:29:03,195 --> 00:29:05,331
His plan was to not
eat or drink and let
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00:29:05,431 --> 00:29:07,366
his beard, and
fingernails, and toenails
421
00:29:07,466 --> 00:29:10,569
grow and stare at the
ceiling until he starved.
422
00:29:10,669 --> 00:29:11,871
Well, that's his privilege.
423
00:29:11,971 --> 00:29:13,605
And I suggest you don't
bother him so much.
424
00:29:13,705 --> 00:29:14,506
Hold still.
425
00:29:14,606 --> 00:29:16,442
Well hurry up.
426
00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:19,078
[laughter]
427
00:29:19,178 --> 00:29:20,746
KIM (VOICEOVER): I could
see if anyone was going
428
00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:22,849
to save Steven, it was me.
429
00:29:25,317 --> 00:29:29,088
Steven, I have some
good food for you.
430
00:29:29,188 --> 00:29:29,989
Steven?
431
00:29:30,089 --> 00:29:31,723
[beep]
432
00:29:31,824 --> 00:29:35,227
[engine revs]
433
00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:37,563
[brakes squeal]
434
00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:40,833
[muffled crash]
435
00:29:40,933 --> 00:29:43,035
I left supper by the door.
436
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:46,005
And the next day I left
breakfast and lunch too.
437
00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:47,773
But he didn't touch them.
438
00:29:47,874 --> 00:29:50,176
So I took a spare key
and slid a fresh dinner
439
00:29:50,276 --> 00:29:53,745
right inside, hoping the good
smell would make him hungry.
440
00:29:53,846 --> 00:29:55,614
[brakes squeal]
441
00:29:55,714 --> 00:29:57,149
[muffled crash]
442
00:29:57,249 --> 00:30:00,152
An hour later I saw that more
than half of it was eaten.
443
00:30:00,252 --> 00:30:04,590
And I was happy until I saw
that Steven's suite had rats!
444
00:30:04,690 --> 00:30:05,591
[scream]
445
00:30:05,691 --> 00:30:10,129
[dramatic music playing]
446
00:30:12,598 --> 00:30:13,900
FATHER: Oh, my god.
447
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,437
[dramatic music playing]
448
00:30:27,446 --> 00:30:28,314
Ouch.
449
00:30:28,414 --> 00:30:29,315
Other cheek.
450
00:30:35,787 --> 00:30:39,892
Here, I hope this
agrees with you Steven.
451
00:30:39,992 --> 00:30:42,194
I should have had the
pros in in the first place.
452
00:30:42,294 --> 00:30:45,297
But no, I had to
let Charlie Harris
453
00:30:45,397 --> 00:30:47,666
next door talk me into
using his two-stepping,
454
00:30:47,766 --> 00:30:50,036
drop-dead meatballs.
455
00:30:50,136 --> 00:30:54,273
I told him that rats
aren't like cats or dogs.
456
00:30:54,373 --> 00:30:55,341
Here.
457
00:30:55,441 --> 00:30:57,910
Kim, when Steven's
finished, would you
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00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:59,511
bring him up to the guest room?
459
00:30:59,611 --> 00:31:00,546
I'm going to get it ready now.
460
00:31:00,646 --> 00:31:01,880
Yes, Mom.
461
00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:03,649
It shouldn't be more
than tonight, Steven.
462
00:31:03,749 --> 00:31:05,284
Cheers.
463
00:31:05,384 --> 00:31:07,653
Say, I know how I can
make it up to you,
464
00:31:07,753 --> 00:31:09,621
a party, a costume party.
465
00:31:09,721 --> 00:31:11,991
We're going to one at our
friend's tomorrow night.
466
00:31:12,091 --> 00:31:13,292
You could be our guest.
467
00:31:13,392 --> 00:31:14,693
Can I come too?
468
00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:16,028
I don't see why not.
469
00:31:16,128 --> 00:31:17,596
I'm sure you can put
something together.
470
00:31:17,696 --> 00:31:18,530
Think about it.
471
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:19,798
You'll enjoy yourself.
472
00:31:19,898 --> 00:31:20,766
Yeah!
473
00:31:20,866 --> 00:31:24,436
[chuckles]
474
00:31:24,536 --> 00:31:26,205
WOMAN (ON TELEVISION):
Are you a rock group?
475
00:31:26,305 --> 00:31:29,575
MAN (ON TELEVISION): No, we're
a neighborhood watch group.
476
00:31:29,675 --> 00:31:31,243
WOMAN (ON TELEVISION):
Monty, I've heard of him.
477
00:31:31,343 --> 00:31:32,778
Isn't he running for something?
478
00:31:32,878 --> 00:31:34,546
KIM (VOICEOVER): From the
outside, Steven seemed better.
479
00:31:34,646 --> 00:31:38,417
But inside he was fighting the
biggest battle of his life.
480
00:31:38,517 --> 00:31:40,486
It was then that
Steven decided to give
481
00:31:40,586 --> 00:31:44,423
up on color crime movies and
consider getting a real job.
482
00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,663
KIM: Psst.
483
00:31:51,763 --> 00:31:54,300
Psst.
484
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,201
Psst.
485
00:31:58,070 --> 00:31:59,705
Good night, Steven.
486
00:31:59,805 --> 00:32:02,541
And remember,
tomorrow's another day.
487
00:32:10,216 --> 00:32:15,287
FATHER AND MOTHER: [laughs] Shh.
488
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:21,827
KIM (VOICEOVER):
The next day Steven
489
00:32:21,927 --> 00:32:23,996
felt much better because
he decided to come
490
00:32:24,096 --> 00:32:26,198
to the costume party with us.
491
00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:28,500
I came as a fairy
from the Nutcracker.
492
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,708
Mom and Dad came as
two Native Indians.
493
00:32:42,914 --> 00:32:45,851
And Steven came as Nelson
Menges, who last year tried
494
00:32:45,951 --> 00:32:47,686
to rob the West Del Royal Bank.
495
00:33:10,276 --> 00:33:14,780
All those young people
that we invite to our house--
496
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,349
sure you do.
497
00:33:17,449 --> 00:33:21,753
[music playing]
498
00:34:53,111 --> 00:34:55,181
What are you waiting for?
499
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,052
What are you waiting for?
500
00:35:01,153 --> 00:35:02,154
Steven.
501
00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:05,557
Steven.
502
00:35:07,726 --> 00:35:08,527
Steven.
503
00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:12,164
Steven.
504
00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:16,868
Steven.
505
00:35:16,968 --> 00:35:17,803
Steven.
506
00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:22,774
There you are.
507
00:35:22,874 --> 00:35:25,110
I found someone who
would like to meet you.
508
00:35:25,211 --> 00:35:26,312
It's their son.
509
00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:28,547
He's also a quiet man.
510
00:35:28,647 --> 00:35:29,548
He's upstairs.
511
00:35:29,648 --> 00:35:30,482
Come on.
512
00:35:33,685 --> 00:35:37,523
[toilet flushes]
513
00:35:45,264 --> 00:35:46,097
He's this way.
514
00:35:46,198 --> 00:35:50,736
[music playing]
515
00:35:50,836 --> 00:35:51,670
Come on.
516
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:54,840
Come on.
517
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:59,645
[MUSIC PLAYING - "THE CHICKEN
DANCE SONG"]
518
00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:14,393
Steven, Lyle-- Lyle, Steven.
519
00:36:17,696 --> 00:36:20,566
KIM (VOICEOVER): Lyle showed
Steven and me his stuff.
520
00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:23,869
Lyle's favorite things
are planets and dinosaurs.
521
00:36:23,969 --> 00:36:27,038
Lyle said that the average
size of a dinosaur's brain
522
00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:29,040
was no bigger than a walnut.
523
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:31,543
But at least they
used most of it.
524
00:36:31,643 --> 00:36:33,345
Through his telescope
we could see
525
00:36:33,445 --> 00:36:35,614
the moon and other neat things.
526
00:36:35,714 --> 00:36:37,649
Lyle said that by
studying the stars,
527
00:36:37,749 --> 00:36:39,685
you could show how
Jesus was probably
528
00:36:39,785 --> 00:36:42,354
born years before
most people say
529
00:36:42,454 --> 00:36:44,490
and not on Christmas at all.
530
00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:45,824
Lyle.
531
00:36:45,924 --> 00:36:47,025
Lyle.
532
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:48,860
Lyle, dear, I want
you do me a favor.
533
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,862
Run down to Mac's and
pick me up some mix.
534
00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:53,699
You can take your dad's car, and
your friends can go with you.
535
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:03,675
[crickets chirping]
536
00:37:14,953 --> 00:37:16,388
KIM (VOICEOVER): On
the way to Mac's, Lyle
537
00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:18,724
showed us one of the
trailers he worked out of.
538
00:37:26,332 --> 00:37:28,033
Lyle worked for the
city of Winnipeg
539
00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,935
in the traffic department.
540
00:37:30,035 --> 00:37:31,603
He was a car counter.
541
00:37:31,703 --> 00:37:33,339
He showed us how it was done.
542
00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:23,589
Cars were counted so
people at city hall
543
00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:26,758
could know if traffic lights
were on long enough and stuff.
544
00:38:26,858 --> 00:38:28,627
Sometimes people
were late for work
545
00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:32,130
or even died because
lights weren't set right.
546
00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:35,701
Lyle said the best part of
the job was the other guys.
547
00:38:35,801 --> 00:38:38,804
They were all good people,
and some of them were funny.
548
00:38:38,904 --> 00:38:40,539
One or two are crazy.
549
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:44,843
They all made over $12
an hour, including Lyle.
550
00:38:44,943 --> 00:38:47,579
Stuck to the wall there was
bananas stickers from all
551
00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:50,482
over the world, a
picture of the mayor,
552
00:38:50,582 --> 00:38:53,485
and a postcard from an ex-car
counter who won the lottery
553
00:38:53,585 --> 00:38:54,586
and moved to Florida.
554
00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:08,634
At Mac's Lyle bought the mix, a
package of cigarettes, some gum
555
00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:10,702
for me, and a lottery ticket.
556
00:39:14,372 --> 00:39:15,707
[music playing]
557
00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:19,144
Over the next few weeks
Steven mainly rode his bike
558
00:39:19,244 --> 00:39:21,046
around and looked at things.
559
00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:24,883
He saw a place where the
street cars used to go,
560
00:39:24,983 --> 00:39:30,556
two puddles that never seem
to dry, and one morning Steven
561
00:39:30,656 --> 00:39:34,159
saw a really bad car
accident, where the rescue men
562
00:39:34,259 --> 00:39:36,194
had to use the Jaws of Life.
563
00:39:36,294 --> 00:39:37,529
He's bringing a blanket in.
564
00:39:37,629 --> 00:39:39,264
We're going to be taking
those in just a minute.
565
00:39:39,364 --> 00:39:40,432
It won't long.
566
00:39:40,532 --> 00:39:42,167
We're just going
to be covering you.
567
00:39:42,267 --> 00:39:44,703
Just hold on.
568
00:39:44,803 --> 00:39:46,171
[moaning]
569
00:39:46,271 --> 00:39:47,405
Get it right in.
570
00:39:47,506 --> 00:39:48,540
Cover him right up.
571
00:39:52,077 --> 00:39:52,911
OK.
572
00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:11,763
OK, it's clear.
573
00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:14,165
KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven thought
the jaws were really good.
574
00:40:14,265 --> 00:40:17,636
But he was afraid that one
day, if someone wasn't careful,
575
00:40:17,736 --> 00:40:19,571
they might fall into
the wrong hands.
576
00:40:22,741 --> 00:40:26,778
In the afternoons, Steven
mainly rested downtown.
577
00:40:26,878 --> 00:40:30,549
There he saw lots of
the same guys every day.
578
00:40:30,649 --> 00:40:31,983
They all seemed to
know each other,
579
00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:34,119
and they were getting
to know Steven.
580
00:40:34,219 --> 00:40:35,721
It was a good life.
581
00:40:35,821 --> 00:40:39,157
But sometimes guys in a half-ton
trucks wanted to talk to them.
582
00:40:39,257 --> 00:40:40,458
- Why?
- Never mind why.
583
00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:42,293
Come here.
Come on.
584
00:40:42,393 --> 00:40:43,495
Come here.
585
00:40:43,595 --> 00:40:46,331
Want you now.
586
00:40:46,431 --> 00:40:47,899
Come on.
Get him.
587
00:40:47,999 --> 00:40:48,700
[whooping]
588
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,839
[dramatic music playing]
589
00:41:00,646 --> 00:41:02,748
Get a job, you homo!
590
00:41:02,848 --> 00:41:04,115
[moaning]
591
00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:06,184
KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven was
still new and in little danger.
592
00:41:06,284 --> 00:41:08,019
[moaning]
593
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:13,491
At nights Steven was part of
a club, well kind of a club.
594
00:41:13,592 --> 00:41:16,628
Steven was the only
real person in it.
595
00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:19,665
The rest were characters from
the different "Crime Waves."
596
00:41:19,765 --> 00:41:21,567
They all mainly sat
around and thought
597
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,901
of what might have been.
598
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:24,302
REPORTER (ON TELEVISION):
And all campsites
599
00:41:24,402 --> 00:41:25,871
and potential
campgrounds are full,
600
00:41:25,971 --> 00:41:27,939
except for Wakefield Park, where
numerous forest fires are--
601
00:41:28,039 --> 00:41:30,108
Can't you see
what I'm doing here?
602
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,242
Pour me a drink.
603
00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:32,644
REPORTER (ON
TELEVISION): Cottage
604
00:41:32,744 --> 00:41:33,912
owners have been evacuated--
- Pour it yourself.
605
00:41:34,012 --> 00:41:35,714
REPORTER (ON TELEVISION):
--and are forced
606
00:41:35,814 --> 00:41:37,115
to watch from a distance, as the
summer homes, one-by-one, flare
607
00:41:37,215 --> 00:41:39,985
up like so many struck matches.
608
00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:42,453
Meanwhile, farmers are
plowing their crops under
609
00:41:42,554 --> 00:41:44,322
and are calling this--
610
00:41:44,422 --> 00:41:45,857
Are you going to play?
611
00:41:45,957 --> 00:41:46,792
Yeah, yeah.
612
00:41:49,427 --> 00:41:51,563
MAN (ON TELEVISION): --lies
within the ranks of artists.
613
00:41:51,663 --> 00:41:56,167
[music playing]
614
00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:46,444
DAWN: Ronnie.
615
00:43:46,544 --> 00:43:48,046
Hey, what the hell?
616
00:43:51,116 --> 00:43:52,818
Hey.
617
00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:56,387
Oh, for Christ's sake.
618
00:43:56,487 --> 00:44:01,359
[music playing]
619
00:44:14,372 --> 00:44:16,241
I'm losing my mind, Dawn.
620
00:44:16,341 --> 00:44:17,776
I'm losing my mind.
621
00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:19,945
Mm, now, Ronnie,
don't you start
622
00:44:20,045 --> 00:44:21,312
curling your lip up like that.
623
00:44:21,412 --> 00:44:22,213
You hear?
624
00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:28,453
I got the call
of the wild, Dawn.
625
00:44:28,553 --> 00:44:29,220
Hey now, you're
messing me up, Ronnie.
626
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,121
Back off.
627
00:44:30,221 --> 00:44:31,156
Back off!
628
00:44:31,256 --> 00:44:32,891
[laughter]
629
00:44:32,991 --> 00:44:34,092
Hey, come on, Dawn.
630
00:44:34,192 --> 00:44:35,560
It was just getting good.
Let's go.
631
00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,028
Let's go.
- Bastard.
632
00:44:37,128 --> 00:44:38,429
Hey, you wanted
to put on a show.
633
00:44:38,529 --> 00:44:39,630
I got the best
seat in the house.
634
00:44:39,731 --> 00:44:41,599
[laughs] Hey, what
are you, chicken?
635
00:44:41,699 --> 00:44:43,201
[clucking like a chicken]
- All right.
636
00:44:43,301 --> 00:44:44,102
All right.
637
00:44:44,202 --> 00:44:45,403
Come on, King.
638
00:44:45,503 --> 00:44:46,404
DOOR KNOB: Come on.
Hurry.
639
00:44:46,504 --> 00:44:47,372
Come on.
Hurry.
640
00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:48,439
Let's go.
641
00:44:48,539 --> 00:44:49,440
Give it to her.
642
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:52,343
Hey, Ronnie, don't be cruel.
643
00:44:52,443 --> 00:44:54,312
DAWN: Hey, Ronnie, no.
644
00:44:54,412 --> 00:44:56,547
SKIP: What's going on?
645
00:44:56,647 --> 00:45:00,718
DAWN: Please,
Ronnie, no fighting.
646
00:45:00,819 --> 00:45:01,652
[screaming]
647
00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:02,788
DAWN: Don't do that.
648
00:45:06,657 --> 00:45:08,093
Come on.
Stop it.
649
00:45:08,193 --> 00:45:09,460
Come on.
Stop.
650
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,461
Oh, come on.
651
00:45:10,561 --> 00:45:11,462
Let go.
652
00:45:11,562 --> 00:45:13,064
Here, watch out.
653
00:45:13,164 --> 00:45:14,099
He's got karate.
654
00:45:14,199 --> 00:45:15,000
Oh!
655
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,267
Back off.
656
00:45:16,367 --> 00:45:17,368
Now stop.
657
00:45:17,468 --> 00:45:18,303
Oh!
658
00:45:20,939 --> 00:45:22,841
Skip, get up.
659
00:45:22,941 --> 00:45:25,443
Skip, get up.
660
00:45:25,543 --> 00:45:27,412
Pull his hair out.
661
00:45:27,512 --> 00:45:28,814
Hurt him where it counts, Skip.
662
00:45:28,914 --> 00:45:30,481
Hurt him where it counts.
663
00:45:30,581 --> 00:45:31,449
Yay!
Yay!
664
00:45:31,549 --> 00:45:32,383
Yay!
665
00:45:32,483 --> 00:45:33,318
Yay!
666
00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:51,469
KIM (VOICEOVER):
This story could
667
00:45:51,569 --> 00:45:53,571
have ended that next morning.
668
00:45:53,671 --> 00:45:55,273
"Crime Wave" was
going no farther.
669
00:45:55,373 --> 00:45:58,209
And Steven was in
early retirement.
670
00:45:58,309 --> 00:46:00,378
It was then that I
spotted what would turn
671
00:46:00,478 --> 00:46:02,013
out to be new hope for Steven.
672
00:46:04,715 --> 00:46:07,285
Hey, stop.
673
00:46:07,385 --> 00:46:08,219
Stop.
674
00:46:26,004 --> 00:46:30,375
[music playing]
675
00:46:36,681 --> 00:46:41,119
[happy music playing]
676
00:46:52,730 --> 00:47:06,277
KIM (VOICEOVER): Dear Doctor,
my name is Steven Penny.
677
00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:14,719
From then on it would
be a waiting game.
678
00:47:14,819 --> 00:47:16,287
I just hoped that
it wouldn't be too
679
00:47:16,387 --> 00:47:18,623
long, because there
were dangerous signs
680
00:47:18,723 --> 00:47:20,525
on our street for Steven.
681
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:25,063
[dramatic music playing]
682
00:47:44,615 --> 00:47:46,918
The answer couldn't have
come on a better day
683
00:47:47,018 --> 00:47:50,221
because it was
Steven's birthday.
684
00:47:50,321 --> 00:47:51,256
Steven.
685
00:47:51,356 --> 00:47:51,957
Steven.
686
00:47:52,057 --> 00:47:52,958
Steven, read this.
687
00:47:53,058 --> 00:47:53,992
Don't ask why.
688
00:47:54,092 --> 00:47:54,892
Don't ask how.
689
00:47:54,993 --> 00:47:55,860
Just read this.
690
00:47:55,961 --> 00:47:57,628
He thinks he can help you.
691
00:47:57,728 --> 00:47:59,497
And he's a doctor.
692
00:47:59,597 --> 00:48:00,498
Look at this.
693
00:48:00,598 --> 00:48:02,533
All the middles need are twists.
694
00:48:02,633 --> 00:48:04,302
That's all, twists.
695
00:48:04,402 --> 00:48:07,705
And look at these.
696
00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:10,041
A but ticket to Sales, Kansas.
697
00:48:10,141 --> 00:48:12,377
That's halfway
between us and him.
698
00:48:12,477 --> 00:48:15,280
And here's a reservation
a the Sales Motor Cove--
699
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:19,917
satellite color TV and even
a pool-- and expense money.
700
00:48:20,018 --> 00:48:20,918
He's rich, Steven.
701
00:48:21,019 --> 00:48:24,522
And he wants to help you.
702
00:48:24,622 --> 00:48:29,527
[music playing]
703
00:50:05,690 --> 00:50:09,194
[crickets chirping]
704
00:50:13,064 --> 00:50:17,568
[music playing]
705
00:51:23,568 --> 00:51:24,535
Hey, stop.
706
00:51:24,635 --> 00:51:25,470
Stop.
707
00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:33,478
This is so you don't forget to
send postcards from everywhere.
708
00:51:42,687 --> 00:51:45,623
KIM (VOICEOVER): Little did I
know that morning that Dr. C.
709
00:51:45,723 --> 00:51:47,858
Jolly, some time after
he placed the ad,
710
00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:51,462
would go crazy for no
reason that anyone knew of.
711
00:51:51,562 --> 00:51:54,532
He did lots of terrible
things to innocent people
712
00:51:54,632 --> 00:51:56,801
and later told
everything to the police.
713
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:02,440
Yes, dear, yes.
714
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:08,446
I should wrap and see you
sometime after lunch tomorrow.
715
00:52:08,546 --> 00:52:09,880
Uh huh.
716
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,682
OK, put him on.
717
00:52:14,685 --> 00:52:16,654
Hello, Sport.
718
00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:18,723
What's that?
719
00:52:18,823 --> 00:52:21,125
Not sweet enough?
720
00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:25,396
Well, that's why they
call it unsweetened.
721
00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:28,866
You like oranges, don't you?
722
00:52:28,966 --> 00:52:31,469
Well it's the same thing.
723
00:52:31,569 --> 00:52:32,403
Yes.
724
00:52:36,741 --> 00:52:37,675
All right.
725
00:52:37,775 --> 00:52:39,377
Be good.
726
00:52:39,477 --> 00:52:40,378
Bye bye.
727
00:52:51,222 --> 00:52:57,295
[hums]
728
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:17,315
(SINGING) I'm back
in the saddle again.
729
00:53:17,415 --> 00:53:22,487
Back in the saddle again,
where the longhorn cattle
730
00:53:22,587 --> 00:53:25,222
feed on the lonely gypsum weed.
731
00:53:25,323 --> 00:53:27,725
I'm back in the saddle again.
732
00:53:27,825 --> 00:53:29,527
Ah ha!
733
00:53:29,627 --> 00:53:34,299
[MUSIC - "BACK IN THE SADDLE
AGAIN"]
734
00:54:00,858 --> 00:54:02,727
KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven
got as close as 10 miles
735
00:54:02,827 --> 00:54:05,663
to Sales, when things
took an unexpected turn.
736
00:54:11,235 --> 00:54:12,102
Trouble officer?
737
00:54:12,202 --> 00:54:13,404
No traffic through Sales.
738
00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:14,972
But I have a fare
getting off there.
739
00:54:15,072 --> 00:54:16,607
Sorry, Sales is off limits.
740
00:54:16,707 --> 00:54:17,342
Problems?
741
00:54:17,442 --> 00:54:18,275
Can't say.
742
00:54:18,376 --> 00:54:22,079
[gunshots]
743
00:54:22,179 --> 00:54:23,047
We're working on it.
744
00:54:23,147 --> 00:54:24,248
What about my fare?
745
00:54:24,349 --> 00:54:25,583
Sorry, can't help you.
746
00:54:30,555 --> 00:54:32,222
KIM (VOICEOVER): What was
happening in Sales was
747
00:54:32,323 --> 00:54:34,124
that something
escaped into the air
748
00:54:34,224 --> 00:54:36,160
from a close-by secret place.
749
00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:39,296
And everyone had to
leave their homes fast.
750
00:54:39,397 --> 00:54:42,166
Secret stuff fell
all over everything.
751
00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:44,602
And if someone's dog
or cat was left behind,
752
00:54:44,702 --> 00:54:49,139
it was too bad for
their dog or cat.
753
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,742
[dog barks]
754
00:54:51,842 --> 00:54:55,680
[dog yelps]
755
00:55:06,457 --> 00:55:13,297
[music playing on radio]
756
00:55:13,398 --> 00:55:14,799
ANNOUNCER (ON RADIO): Relay.
757
00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:16,200
Relay.
758
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:21,138
And here's a relay message from
the Tailsons to their son Todd.
759
00:55:21,238 --> 00:55:23,541
"We understand, and
all is forgiven.
760
00:55:23,641 --> 00:55:26,310
Please come home or call.
761
00:55:26,411 --> 00:55:28,479
We love you, Mom and Dad."
762
00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:42,192
[horn honks]
763
00:55:42,292 --> 00:55:47,765
[crickets chirping]
764
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:05,950
- Hello.
- Hi there, Doc.
765
00:56:08,919 --> 00:56:10,187
MD plates.
766
00:56:10,287 --> 00:56:13,591
Oh, yes, of course.
767
00:56:13,691 --> 00:56:15,860
What seems to be the trouble?
768
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,995
I'm afraid I
can't let you pass.
769
00:56:18,095 --> 00:56:20,465
Sales is temporarily off limits.
770
00:56:20,565 --> 00:56:22,667
I'm not authorized to
say why at this time.
771
00:56:22,767 --> 00:56:24,502
Do you have business in Sales?
772
00:56:24,602 --> 00:56:26,671
I got business in Sales.
773
00:56:26,771 --> 00:56:29,807
I come 100 miles to
breed this here bitch.
774
00:56:29,907 --> 00:56:31,876
And I want to know
what's going on.
775
00:56:31,976 --> 00:56:33,310
Now hold on a second.
776
00:56:33,410 --> 00:56:35,245
That ain't no way
to talk now, is it?
777
00:56:35,345 --> 00:56:37,948
What is it, town
on fire or what?
778
00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:40,217
Look, I don't have
to tell you nothing.
779
00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:41,552
Now if you know
what's good for you,
780
00:56:41,652 --> 00:56:43,721
you'll get back in your
truck and keep moving.
781
00:56:43,821 --> 00:56:47,157
Uh, I'll be turning
back now, Officer.
782
00:56:47,257 --> 00:56:48,158
OK, Doc.
783
00:56:48,258 --> 00:56:49,159
Sorry for the inconvenience.
784
00:56:49,259 --> 00:56:50,094
Not at all.
785
00:56:50,194 --> 00:56:51,395
Happy to cooperate.
786
00:56:51,496 --> 00:56:53,831
For Christ's sake,
will you listen to that?
787
00:56:53,931 --> 00:56:55,132
It's prime time.
788
00:56:55,232 --> 00:56:58,135
Jeepers, mister, you got
some kind of a dog back here
789
00:56:58,235 --> 00:56:59,236
or something?
790
00:56:59,336 --> 00:57:00,605
What is it, Polo?
791
00:57:00,705 --> 00:57:01,606
Polo, what is it?
792
00:57:01,706 --> 00:57:02,773
What's the matter, puppy?
793
00:57:02,873 --> 00:57:04,441
MAN WITH DOG: Come on, Polo.
Polo.
794
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,711
WOMAN WITH DOG: Aw, baby,
what's the matter, Polo.
795
00:57:06,811 --> 00:57:08,679
[gasp] Oh!
796
00:57:08,779 --> 00:57:09,379
What?
797
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,314
What?
798
00:57:10,414 --> 00:57:11,716
What the hell?
799
00:57:11,816 --> 00:57:16,253
I'll get you, you
son of a bitch.
800
00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:19,289
I'll get your ass.
801
00:57:19,389 --> 00:57:24,128
[siren blares]
802
00:57:25,963 --> 00:57:29,366
MAN WITH DOG: [laughs]
Come on, Polo.
803
00:57:29,466 --> 00:57:30,367
WOMAN WITH DOG: Come on, baby.
804
00:57:30,467 --> 00:57:31,368
Come to Mommy.
805
00:57:31,468 --> 00:57:32,537
MAN WITH DOG: Come on, Polo.
806
00:57:32,637 --> 00:57:33,504
WOMAN WITH DOG:
That's a good girl.
807
00:57:33,604 --> 00:57:34,505
Come on.
Come on.
808
00:57:34,605 --> 00:57:36,106
That's my baby.
809
00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:37,074
Come on, Polo.
810
00:57:37,174 --> 00:57:38,475
Up you go.
811
00:57:38,576 --> 00:57:39,677
Come on, baby.
812
00:57:39,777 --> 00:57:40,410
Come on.
813
00:57:40,511 --> 00:57:44,682
[siren blares]
814
00:58:09,574 --> 00:58:10,507
Adios, Amigo.
815
00:58:10,608 --> 00:58:17,682
[chuckles]
816
00:58:51,215 --> 00:58:52,516
NARRATOR: Go on, kid.
817
00:58:52,617 --> 00:58:54,785
I didn't bring you this
far to see you stop now.
818
00:58:54,885 --> 00:58:56,553
Just don't step over the wire.
819
00:58:56,654 --> 00:58:59,223
For God's sakes, it's
only a little detour.
820
00:58:59,323 --> 00:59:01,992
Come on.
Let's go.
821
00:59:02,092 --> 00:59:03,994
Don't let me down.
822
00:59:04,094 --> 00:59:04,762
Show some spirit.
823
00:59:04,862 --> 00:59:05,830
[applause and cheering]
824
00:59:05,930 --> 00:59:07,364
WOMAN WITH DOG: Come on.
Come on.
825
00:59:07,464 --> 00:59:08,766
That's it.
826
00:59:08,866 --> 00:59:13,938
[MUSIC PLAYING - "FOR HE'S A
JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"]
827
00:59:35,793 --> 00:59:40,865
[breathing heavily]
828
00:59:56,313 --> 01:00:01,218
[streetlight hums]
829
01:00:04,288 --> 01:00:09,193
[wind rushes]
830
01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:59,103
So you're Steven Penny.
831
01:01:59,203 --> 01:02:05,142
I thought you'd be
bigger, broader shoulders.
832
01:02:08,879 --> 01:02:12,082
Hard to tell from a photograph.
833
01:02:15,019 --> 01:02:19,089
Am I what you thought?
834
01:02:19,189 --> 01:02:21,058
Hey?
835
01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:22,860
Hey?
836
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,230
[insane laugh]
837
01:02:26,330 --> 01:02:39,709
Steven, I want you
to know something.
838
01:02:39,810 --> 01:02:45,349
I want you to know
that I've never
839
01:02:45,449 --> 01:03:05,002
wanted anything so badly as to
show you what I mean by twists.
840
01:03:09,506 --> 01:03:13,410
Let me show you.
841
01:03:13,510 --> 01:03:14,344
Steven!
842
01:03:17,581 --> 01:03:19,783
KIM (VOICEOVER): That
night I knew that Steven
843
01:03:19,884 --> 01:03:22,186
was in very great danger.
844
01:03:22,286 --> 01:03:25,022
What I didn't know was
that thanks to a series
845
01:03:25,122 --> 01:03:27,691
of strange and
fantastic happenings,
846
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,693
the darkness would
turn to light,
847
01:03:29,793 --> 01:03:32,762
and Steven would
become transformed.
848
01:03:32,863 --> 01:03:34,264
This is what happened.
849
01:03:38,936 --> 01:03:42,406
WOMAN WITH DOG:
Oh, come on, Polo.
850
01:03:42,506 --> 01:03:44,774
Polo, come on back, Polo.
851
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:46,343
Aw, honey.
852
01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:47,311
Polo!
853
01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:48,312
Polo!
854
01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:50,847
Polo.
855
01:03:50,948 --> 01:03:52,116
KIM (VOICEOVER): Soon
the police would be
856
01:03:52,216 --> 01:03:53,783
taking Dr. Jolly's confession.
857
01:03:53,884 --> 01:03:57,087
And they'd find his car, and the
body in the trunk of his car,
858
01:03:57,187 --> 01:04:00,190
and everything else he
described, except for Steven.
859
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:03,160
They wouldn't find him because
there was no more Steven,
860
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,729
at least not the
Steve we last knew,
861
01:04:05,829 --> 01:04:07,831
my friend who
couldn't write middles
862
01:04:07,932 --> 01:04:10,134
and who saw his every
last hope go bad.
863
01:04:10,234 --> 01:04:12,002
No, they wouldn't
find that Steven
864
01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:15,005
because thanks to the power
of a Kansas streetlight,
865
01:04:15,105 --> 01:04:16,773
he was given the
strength of the world
866
01:04:16,873 --> 01:04:18,943
and a wonderful new beginning.
867
01:04:19,043 --> 01:04:24,148
[music playing]
868
01:05:10,961 --> 01:05:12,862
Steven.
869
01:05:12,963 --> 01:05:17,467
[music playing]
870
01:05:53,670 --> 01:05:55,272
KIM (VOICEOVER): Steven
wrote the final beginning
871
01:05:55,372 --> 01:05:57,207
and ending for "Crime
Wave" that night.
872
01:05:57,307 --> 01:05:59,076
The beginning went like this.
873
01:05:59,176 --> 01:06:04,581
KIM (VOICEOVER): The top,
only one guy truly made it.
874
01:06:04,681 --> 01:06:07,151
Steven Penny's genius
first presented itself
875
01:06:07,251 --> 01:06:09,319
during an all color
crime movie bill
876
01:06:09,419 --> 01:06:11,755
when Steven was
still with mother.
877
01:06:11,855 --> 01:06:13,490
BABY: I can do better.
878
01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:15,792
NARRATOR: The time
for talk had passed.
879
01:06:15,892 --> 01:06:19,163
Now it was time for action.
880
01:06:19,263 --> 01:06:22,132
Once on the outside, little
Steven's zest for life
881
01:06:22,232 --> 01:06:25,169
could hardly be contained.
882
01:06:25,269 --> 01:06:30,907
As Steven grew, so
did his imagination.
883
01:06:31,007 --> 01:06:36,846
[ghostly sounds]
884
01:06:36,946 --> 01:06:41,418
[music playing]
885
01:06:50,227 --> 01:06:54,598
[ghostly sounds]
886
01:06:54,698 --> 01:06:59,969
Soon enough Steven was ready
for his first movie camera.
887
01:07:00,070 --> 01:07:02,772
Before long, it was showtime.
888
01:07:02,872 --> 01:07:06,676
[music playing]
889
01:07:10,447 --> 01:07:15,185
And so Steven Penny took his
first fateful steps on the road
890
01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:19,423
to worldwide color
crime movie domination.
891
01:07:19,523 --> 01:07:21,925
KIM (VOICEOVER): The
ending went like this.
892
01:07:22,025 --> 01:07:26,363
[music playing]
893
01:07:55,592 --> 01:07:57,661
NARRATOR: "I really
did mean to be good."
894
01:07:57,761 --> 01:08:02,031
With those words, Steven
Penny took his last breath
895
01:08:02,132 --> 01:08:05,969
and closed his
eyes to the world.
896
01:08:06,069 --> 01:08:09,473
"I really did mean to be good,"
a strange epitaph, considering
897
01:08:09,573 --> 01:08:12,242
that Steven Penny, since
rocketing onto the scene
898
01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:15,212
some dozen years ago, has
had nothing but success.
899
01:08:15,312 --> 01:08:19,216
Sounds First came the trio
of blockbuster features.
900
01:08:21,351 --> 01:08:23,119
Cut him loose.
Cut him loose.
901
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:24,721
I want that son
of a bitch loose.
902
01:08:24,821 --> 01:08:25,622
Cut him loose.
903
01:08:25,722 --> 01:08:26,623
Cut him loose!
904
01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:31,928
I've got to stop this.
905
01:08:32,028 --> 01:08:32,896
No.
906
01:08:32,996 --> 01:08:34,498
Let him go.
907
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:44,708
Oh.
908
01:08:44,808 --> 01:08:46,576
Oh.
[laughter]
909
01:08:46,676 --> 01:08:47,377
Oh, that's great.
910
01:08:47,477 --> 01:08:49,246
Ah, you guys are terrible.
911
01:08:49,346 --> 01:08:50,380
Hey, don't blame me.
912
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:54,784
John wouldn't let me keep it.
913
01:08:54,884 --> 01:09:00,824
Best for last, Dawn
914
01:09:00,924 --> 01:09:01,958
What is it, you rat?
915
01:09:02,058 --> 01:09:03,760
Oh, open it up and see.
916
01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:05,161
I made it just for you.
917
01:09:05,262 --> 01:09:11,801
I hope you like it.
(LAUGHING) Oh, room service.
918
01:09:11,901 --> 01:09:14,404
Oops, tight squeeze, eh, Dawn?
919
01:09:14,504 --> 01:09:16,540
Oh, quiet, please, quiet.
920
01:09:19,976 --> 01:09:20,977
Best for last, Dawn.
921
01:09:21,077 --> 01:09:21,878
Muffin.
922
01:09:25,715 --> 01:09:26,783
Fuck you, Holliday.
923
01:09:26,883 --> 01:09:28,352
Fuck you, Becker.
924
01:09:31,321 --> 01:09:35,292
[music playing]
925
01:09:37,494 --> 01:09:38,695
Come on, you bastards.
926
01:09:38,795 --> 01:09:39,629
I'm ready for you.
927
01:09:43,099 --> 01:09:46,035
NARRATOR: If there was one thing
on which those first audiences
928
01:09:46,135 --> 01:09:49,973
agreed, Steven Penny
delivered and kept
929
01:09:50,073 --> 01:09:54,444
on delivering with brand new
titles, sequels, remakes,
930
01:09:54,544 --> 01:09:57,781
and special editions, All
playing to jam-packed houses
931
01:09:57,881 --> 01:10:03,186
across the world, translated
into over two dozen languages.
932
01:10:03,287 --> 01:10:07,691
[non-english speech]
933
01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:10,059
NARRATOR: Whatever one uses to
measure success, the dollar,
934
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:11,861
pound, peso, Deutsch
mark, or yen,
935
01:10:11,961 --> 01:10:14,731
the sum total of Steven
Penny's career to that point
936
01:10:14,831 --> 01:10:15,932
came to one thing.
937
01:10:16,032 --> 01:10:17,834
He did good.
938
01:10:17,934 --> 01:10:19,202
But what about the man?
939
01:10:19,303 --> 01:10:22,138
Get instant fame and
fortune change him?
940
01:10:22,238 --> 01:10:25,942
To ask that is to not
know Steven Penny.
941
01:10:26,042 --> 01:10:31,014
Like before, he was always ready
with a helping hand on the set,
942
01:10:31,114 --> 01:10:34,984
always open to story suggestions
from members of the crew,
943
01:10:35,084 --> 01:10:36,386
no matter what their station.
944
01:10:39,423 --> 01:10:41,525
Forever willing to
try something new,
945
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:43,827
Steven Penny looked
to merchandising
946
01:10:43,927 --> 01:10:45,529
his popular creations.
947
01:10:45,629 --> 01:10:48,765
Soon books, comic books,
records, t-shirts,
948
01:10:48,865 --> 01:10:51,401
trading cards, and
toys appeared bearing
949
01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,603
the familiar Penny trademark.
950
01:10:53,703 --> 01:10:57,907
Before long, Santa became
only one of three big names
951
01:10:58,007 --> 01:11:00,109
to kids at Christmas.
952
01:11:00,209 --> 01:11:03,980
Meanwhile, Steven Penny's peers,
the critical establishment,
953
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,750
various institutes of higher
learning, and of course,
954
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:09,118
the public, joined
to make him the most
955
01:11:09,218 --> 01:11:13,757
highly honored individual in
color crime movie history.
956
01:11:13,857 --> 01:11:15,892
He possessed nine
Suspects alone.
957
01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:21,965
Loan Inevitably, awards came to
mean less and less to Steven.
958
01:11:22,065 --> 01:11:25,034
Often while star-studded
tributes raged elsewhere,
959
01:11:25,134 --> 01:11:28,905
Steven Penny sought diversion
at a favorite local nightspot,
960
01:11:29,005 --> 01:11:33,543
making small talk with the
regulars or blowing his harp.
961
01:11:45,922 --> 01:11:50,727
As those close to Stephen could
see, he was getting bored.
962
01:11:50,827 --> 01:11:53,930
What he needed was
a new challenge.
963
01:11:54,030 --> 01:11:57,967
How about a lovely young
wife, a beautiful old home,
964
01:11:58,067 --> 01:12:00,604
and two little angels on Earth?
965
01:12:00,704 --> 01:12:07,577
Fine for a while, but
how about a theme park?
966
01:12:12,449 --> 01:12:14,684
All aboard.
967
01:12:14,784 --> 01:12:17,186
NARRATOR: And so, the first
host of happy holidayers
968
01:12:17,286 --> 01:12:19,322
heeded the brakeman's call.
969
01:12:19,423 --> 01:12:22,191
En route, magic
touched everyone.
970
01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:26,763
[music playing]
971
01:12:35,605 --> 01:12:37,607
Such was the attraction
of Steven Penny's
972
01:12:37,707 --> 01:12:39,676
most enchanting creation.
973
01:12:39,776 --> 01:12:43,413
Of that, only the man
himself was missed.
974
01:12:45,915 --> 01:12:50,954
Did the bitch-goddess
Success claim another victim?
975
01:12:51,054 --> 01:12:54,424
From the time of the
completion of the park to just
976
01:12:54,524 --> 01:12:57,326
before his early
death, Steven Penny
977
01:12:57,427 --> 01:13:01,565
lived in a state of limbo--
978
01:13:01,665 --> 01:13:12,809
aimless, tired, napping
often, the old spark gone.
979
01:13:12,909 --> 01:13:19,048
Looking through his wardrobe,
he saw his life pass before him
980
01:13:19,148 --> 01:13:27,423
like a parade, and at
the end, coming closer,
981
01:13:27,524 --> 01:13:33,262
within sight now, death.
982
01:13:33,362 --> 01:13:37,667
Nights were spent
awaiting the inevitable.
983
01:13:37,767 --> 01:13:44,107
But fearing the
inevitable, life was empty.
984
01:13:44,207 --> 01:13:46,476
Would death bring change?
985
01:14:38,828 --> 01:14:43,833
STEVEN (VOICEOVER): Amazing
grace, how sweet the sound
986
01:14:43,933 --> 01:14:49,472
that saved a wretch like me.
987
01:14:49,573 --> 01:14:57,246
I once was lost,
but now I'm found,
988
01:14:57,346 --> 01:15:02,619
was blind, but now I see.
989
01:15:05,989 --> 01:15:08,725
NARRATOR: With
joy, joy, joy, joy,
990
01:15:08,825 --> 01:15:12,662
joy in his heart,
Steven Penny's last act
991
01:15:12,762 --> 01:15:15,599
was to visit the man
who wronged him most
992
01:15:15,699 --> 01:15:18,935
and forgive him everything.
993
01:15:19,035 --> 01:15:24,407
That was one twist the
doctor never anticipated.
994
01:15:24,507 --> 01:15:27,911
[music playing]
995
01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:35,752
Now, frozen for the
ages, Steven Penny
996
01:15:35,852 --> 01:15:40,690
rests peacefully while old
friends gather to say goodbye.
997
01:15:45,829 --> 01:15:49,699
But to an entire
generation of new friends,
998
01:15:49,799 --> 01:15:53,202
the word is "hello."
999
01:15:53,302 --> 01:15:54,938
I really did mean to be good.
1000
01:15:55,038 --> 01:15:58,675
Well, Steven, if you
were alive today,
1001
01:15:58,775 --> 01:16:01,778
I wonder what you'd
say to these kids,
1002
01:16:01,878 --> 01:16:04,748
the hope of the
future, who really
1003
01:16:04,848 --> 01:16:09,185
do mean to be just like you.
1004
01:16:21,297 --> 01:16:25,168
[happy music playing]
1005
01:17:06,876 --> 01:17:10,579
Well, I guess you're wondering
what about the middles?
1006
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,115
It's like this.
1007
01:17:12,215 --> 01:17:15,451
Steven never really could work
those out and still can't.
1008
01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:17,687
But that's OK because I can.
1009
01:17:17,787 --> 01:17:19,222
I've got one right
here, and it's
1010
01:17:19,322 --> 01:17:20,824
all about Steven's struggle.
1011
01:17:20,924 --> 01:17:22,491
And you just saw most of it.
1012
01:17:22,591 --> 01:17:26,095
Steven and I are going to become
partners, make it to the top,
1013
01:17:26,195 --> 01:17:29,198
and cut everything
right down the middle.
1014
01:17:29,298 --> 01:17:30,166
Aren't we, Steven?
1015
01:17:34,570 --> 01:17:35,404
Steven.
1016
01:17:41,477 --> 01:17:42,278
Steven.
1017
01:17:50,686 --> 01:17:52,221
All right, what is it, Steven?
1018
01:17:58,361 --> 01:17:59,328
Steven, come on.
1019
01:17:59,428 --> 01:18:00,263
What is it?
1020
01:18:06,335 --> 01:18:08,838
[screams] Funny.
1021
01:18:23,787 --> 01:18:25,288
[theme music playing]
1022
01:18:25,388 --> 01:18:28,524
THEME SONG: Steven and Kim are
buddies, also partners in life.
1023
01:18:28,624 --> 01:18:30,659
Maybe when Kim has
grown up They'll
1024
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,095
even be husband and wife.
1025
01:18:32,195 --> 01:18:34,030
When streetlights
shine in the evening
1026
01:18:34,130 --> 01:18:38,734
and lawmen do as they should,
Steven and Kim are typing
1027
01:18:38,835 --> 01:18:41,104
stories to make us feel good.
1028
01:18:41,204 --> 01:18:45,274
Middles are hard to think of,
as every scriptwriter knows.
1029
01:18:45,374 --> 01:18:49,779
Steven would often panic,
go rigid down to his toes.
1030
01:18:49,879 --> 01:18:51,480
Now he has Kim to help him.
1031
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:53,216
There's barely a
cloud in the sky.
1032
01:18:53,316 --> 01:18:58,421
Steven Is almost happy,
as sane as you or I.
1033
01:18:58,521 --> 01:19:02,959
[whistling]
1034
01:19:06,195 --> 01:19:10,533
Middles are hard to think of,
as every scriptwriter knows.
1035
01:19:10,633 --> 01:19:14,904
Steven would often panic,
go rigid down to his toes.
1036
01:19:15,004 --> 01:19:16,639
Now he has Kim to help him.
1037
01:19:16,739 --> 01:19:18,875
There's barely a
cloud in the sky.
1038
01:19:18,975 --> 01:19:28,384
Steven is almost happy,
as sane as you or I.
1039
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