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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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Good morning!
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Who wants breakfast?
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Hi. Hi!
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Oh, who's hungry?
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[bellows]
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Hi, hi.
[tiger growls]
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Morning, troops!
Breakfast ti
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Ah!
[screams]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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BRYCE: Look,
the list is absurd, okay.
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[stammers] It started with a, um,
a psychotic Fish Lady
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and just got crazier
from there, right? Okay?
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You know, we had the, um,
there was the Marlon Brando wannabe
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in the bottom
of the prison, right?
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And uh, uh, yeah, the General,
the Fish Lady's kids,
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the weird rockabillies.
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Ohoh, hey, come on,
what about the Poacher?
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And oh, let's not forget
about The Rooster, right?
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And his 50 goddamn doubles.
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Look. Point is, you said
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if we "ripped the seeds
of evil from the ground,"
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I get to ascend. Alright?
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[Monkey grunts]
That's your words!
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Well, all is ripped
and yet here I am, man,
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still stuck in monkey purgatory!
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Will you please stop snacking?
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[Ryoshin clears throat]
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[breathes deeply]
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Oh, for shit's sake,
will you say something?
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[sighs deeply]
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Come.
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Oh yay. A garden tour.
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Hey, look, there's a hedge.
Ooh, ooh, and another hedge.
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Oh my god,
there are some rocks.
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Ohho, wow.
I mean, so round.
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You know,
I love looking at rocks
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and not getting answers
to my questio
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Oof!
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What the hell?
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Guys, I think the garden is broken.
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Ow! What the shit?
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[hooting]
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Salt.
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Shinto use it
to ward off demons.
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Uh, II'm sorry, what is this,
some sorta weird test?
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Ah, shit!
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Oh, that's not a test!
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[whimpers]
That's right.
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Demons are talkative,
arrogant, and entitled.
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But in his case,
he may just be American.
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[Monkey growls]
Hard to tell.
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Hey! Damn it!
Hey, Monkey, come on,
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lend me a... a paw!
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Actually, hold on. Uh, hold
hold that thought
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[retches, groans]
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[coughs, retches]
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Either way,
he is beholden to you,
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not the other way around.
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Yes. It is you
who must lead the way.
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But be wary, for you travel
the same path
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yet risk walking alone.
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Now here, have a cracker.
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Augh, Okay, good.
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[coughing]
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[groans]
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Oh wow. Peaks and valleys.
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HARUKA:
Chopsticks, nails, toothpicks.
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Looks like our suspect has a thing
for everyday household items.
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Took his time
with each one, too.
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Poor bastards.
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You think it's connected
to our Monkey?
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Hmm. Hard to see
how it couldn't be. [squelching]
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Oh, gross. Ew.
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What you got there?
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It's
ZOOKEEPER: Persimmons.
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They used to take one bite,
then toss the rest.
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It used
to drive me crazy.
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[Zookeeper crying]
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ITO: Haruka,
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what is it?
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I've seen this before.
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[Bryce groaning, coughing]
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Hey, never trust a man
in a robe, alright?
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[retching, coughing]
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Oh god.
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Oh, I hope
I don't need those.
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No
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♪ foreboding music playing ♪
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[crowd gasps]
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What are you
What are you looking at? What
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Oh.
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A target with two rings.
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II know that calling card.
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Hey, Monkey, we gotta go.
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[Monkey screeching]
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I'll explain on the way.
Come on.
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We gotta go get
our guns, now!
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Yeah, Let's make sure
we canvass Sanchomé
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and get 50 more posters printed.
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Now, the tag should read,
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"In Shinji We Trust."
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Not "In Shinji We Thrust."
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No, no, it said "Thrust."
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Just make it right.
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Gentlemen?
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Hello?
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Guys?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say "fired"?
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Donors are threatening
to pull funding if I don't do this.
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I can fix this.
We're down six points.
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That's just a temporary
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And Ozu is up ten
on trustworthiness.
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[sighs]
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Accusing Ozu of Ken's death
is one thing,
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but defending
some murderous monkey?
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Did you even think
about how that would make us look?
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At Ken's funeral,
that monkey saved my life,
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and yours.
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How can you be so sure?
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He was carrying a gun,
wasn't he?
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How do you know he wasn't there
to kill someone?
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Another hit
on his damn list.
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Uncle, please.
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I'm sorry, Akiko.
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It's already done.
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♪
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♪
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Okay, so look,
there were only two things
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that scared me in this world
when I was alive.
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One: ghosts, which is
pretty damn ironic right now.
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The other one:
Lady Bullseye. Alright?
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[Monkey hoots]
Dude, you have no idea, alright?
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II mean, this isn't
the Poacher, okay.
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Lady Bullseye is
on a different level.
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She's, uh, Hannibal Lecter
and Rambo in super tight pants.
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And she's gonna come after you,
and she's going to come after Akiko,
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after this stupid cat.
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[growls]
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I mean, she'll kill
the whole neighborhood, you know.
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Just because she's in a bad mood.
I mean, or a good mood.
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Doesn't matter.
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[door lock rattling]
Holy shit!
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Shoot! Shoot! Shoot her!
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Shoot her! That's her!
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Oh my god!
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What the hell is this?
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[growling]
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Monkey!
Dude, we do not have time for this.
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Explain.
[Monkey hooting]
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Hey, she doesn't
speak Monkey, Monkey.
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Oh my god, I don't know
what you're saying.
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See what I mean?
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It's guns like these
that killed Ken Takahara!
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Actually it was a, uh,
modified Barrett M95,
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but hey, who cares
about details, I'll be over here.
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No worries.
[Monkey grunts, hoots]
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AKIKO: I, I don'tI
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What?
[Monkey growls]
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[hooting]
Just stop!
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I can't deal
with this right now.
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Augh... I need you
to leave.
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[whines]
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Hey, uh, Monkey, bud,
we got company.
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Haruka, slow down.
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We need a game plan.
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A game plan?
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If the monkey is there,
we arrest it.
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I'm not so sure
that's the play here.
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Oh my god,
you always want to wait!
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Why can't we just go
in there and
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Oh shit.
Huh?
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Hey there.
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Oh, we are so screwed.
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[meows]
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Byebye.
[click]
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Get down!
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[whines]
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BRYCE: [muffled voice] Monkey!
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Monkey! Monkey!
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Hey, don't just lie there!
Let's go! Run!
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Come on, man, get up!
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Run!
[screeching]
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Not towards the danger!
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Heyhey, listen, if we keep
that psychopath here,
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anything that isn't dead yet
will be.
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So if you want
to save Akiko,
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you gotta get
the hell outta here!
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[Lady Bullseye yells]
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Monkey!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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♪
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[growls]
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Is this really
what my career has come to?
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Killing circus animals?
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But that's why I gotta remind myself
why I got into this business.
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Because I genuinely love
to torture.
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[hooting]
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HARUKA: Freeze!
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On the ground.
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Now.
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Aw, aren't you cute?
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[grunts]
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Bye now.
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Ha!
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ITO: Haruka!
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No!
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No, no, no! Itosan!
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[groaning]
Oh my, such heroic passion,
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such futility.
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[grunts]
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[Monkey hoots, screeches]
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[Lady Bullseye snarls]
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[hooting mockingly]
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Great, okay,
you got her attention.
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Can we run now, please?
[Monkey growls]
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[groans]
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[hooting]
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If you stop now,
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I'll make it quick
and painless,
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I promise!
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Nope. Don't believe her!
She's lying!
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Well, sometimes you misunderstand
people's intentions!
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[Monkey screeching]
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[grunting]
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[blades whooshing]
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♪
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[glass shatters]
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[girl screams]
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Okay, hang right! Hang right here!
Right, right, right, no.
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[Monkey screeches]
I said right!
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[grunting]
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Ah!
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[screeches]
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Are you kidding me?
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Ohho sick! I mean,
I taught you that, right?
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Dumb question!
Of course I did!
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♪
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[thudding]
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♪
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Ohh! That was
way too close, okay.
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[hooting]
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Hey, hey, listen, listen, I know
it was hard leaving Akiko back there,
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but you did the right thing.
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Alright? This psychopath is after you.
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Andand when you have
something to lose,
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people will always target that.
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Trust me.
[Monkey growls]
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Also, what is with you today?
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'Cause I am missing that, uh,
the rhythm we usually have.
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You know? Like where I give you orders
and you follow them?
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I mean, 'cause, you know, right now
ititit's like you're doing
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the exact opposite
of everything I say.
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And it's starting
to hurt my feelings,
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[growls]
if I'm being honest.
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LADY BULLSEYE: Hey!
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You didn't think
this was over, did you?
263
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,920
[engine revving, tires screeching]
264
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,707
Normally, I respect perseverance,
265
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,078
but this is just
downright stalkerish.
266
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:40,172
Holy shit!
[Lady Bullseye yells]
267
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,457
[glass shatters]
[people screaming]
268
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,043
[metallic grinding]
269
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,502
[Monkey hoots]
Okay, okay, go for the wires!
270
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,245
[hooting]
271
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,130
No, not that way!
272
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,998
Don't jump into her line of sight!
Are you kidding me?
273
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,042
Argh!
[glass shatters]
274
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,285
[yells]
275
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,633
Hey, congrats!
276
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,955
A hundred and fifty years
of bad luck, ya dipshit!
277
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:13,328
[whining]
♪ circus music playing ♪
278
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,083
MAN: [over radio]
Manzo. Where the hell are you?
279
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,463
Those balloons were supposed
to be delivered two hours ago.
280
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,288
You're ruining their birthday!
281
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:20,172
Yes, sir!
282
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,577
I appreciate you giving me
this chance to start my life over.
283
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:24,793
MAN: I don't care!
284
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,382
Don't make me regret
hiring you.
285
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,035
Yes, sir!
286
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,540
[screeching]
287
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,577
[chuckles]
288
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,498
[clanging]
289
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,920
[tires screeching]
290
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,250
[gasps]
291
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,078
[screeching]
292
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,083
Don't you worry, sir!
You can always trust Ma
293
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,383
[metallic crunching, grinding]
294
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,083
Argh!
295
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,537
Ha ha! Ooh, oh shit!
296
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,038
Son of a
[explosion booms]
297
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,422
[distant sirens wailing]
298
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,787
Phew, I thought we lost you there.
299
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:26,832
[chokes]
300
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,917
Please God, let me die.
301
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,627
Not today, my friend.
302
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,575
Not today.
303
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,333
[clattering]
304
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,333
Hey, over here!
305
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,543
I found another one!
306
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,420
Oh my god.
307
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,882
Do not touch me.
308
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,080
[Ito groans]
309
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,503
No, no, no. Shh.
310
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,790
Don't try to talk, Itosan.
311
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,878
It's okay. It's okay.
[coughs]
312
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,745
I'm right here.
313
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:58,577
Hurry!
314
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,752
[siren wailing]
315
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,920
[meows]
316
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:16,457
♪
317
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,958
Come on, buddy.
Come on. Get up.
318
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,213
Get up.
319
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,250
Hey, you gotta fight it, okay.
320
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:27,038
Look, II know I told you
I saw a light
321
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,082
at the end of the tunnel
but the truth is,
322
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,788
it was pitch black.
323
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:31,962
Okay? Like I was, um,
324
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,915
like I was floating
in nothingness. Okay?
325
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,327
Then I saw your face,
326
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,790
and so I reached out to you.
327
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,882
And if you're there now,
you gotta fight it.
328
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:40,825
Okay? Just come back.
329
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,710
Look, II know
I've been hard on you, man,
330
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:44,828
butbut the truth is,
331
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,462
you're the only real friend
I've ever had,
332
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,498
so if you can
333
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,500
You just can't leave me here alone.
334
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,000
Okay? Please. Please.
335
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,995
[coughing]
336
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,880
Oh, thank God.
337
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,327
Are you okay?
[coughs]
338
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,707
[grunts]
339
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:01,745
Akiko?
340
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,078
You
341
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750
Did you not hear what I
342
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,250
Uh, yeah, no, she's fine.
343
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,580
But II'm sure of it.
344
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,583
No, There were sirens
[groans]
345
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,923
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey.
Where you going, bud?
346
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,628
You're, like, half drowned.
347
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,035
You wanna just take
a breather for a second?
348
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,495
Authorities are investigating
the monkey's involvement
349
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,080
in the explosion earlier today
350
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,293
at the home
of Councilor Yokohama's niece,
351
00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:27,462
Akiko Yokohama.
352
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,252
Police have issued
a warning urging citizens
353
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,960
to avoid contact
with the monkey
354
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,208
and if sighted,
to call them immediately.
355
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,997
Oh God.
356
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,748
The last time I was
in this hospital
357
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,330
was to say goodbye
to your parents.
358
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,415
I promised them
I would protect you,
359
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,210
and now
360
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,462
[sobs]
361
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,958
I'm so sorry.
362
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,172
Just tell me
how to fix this.
363
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,540
Please.
364
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,378
AKIKO:
You can rehire me.
365
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,575
Akiko.
366
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,422
You're alright!
367
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:10,577
Seriously,
368
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,583
you barely know
how to use your phone.
369
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,328
You'd have to take a pay cut.
370
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,383
[laughs weakly]
I was getting paid?
371
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,375
Excuse me, sir,
you are needed.
372
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,422
♪
373
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,580
♪
374
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,422
[sobs]
375
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:50,168
♪ somber music playing ♪
376
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,077
♪
377
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,165
I know he might have seemed
like a slouch,
378
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,577
but he was a good cop.
379
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,458
Rest easy, old partner.
380
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,210
Partner?
381
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:12,672
Oh.
382
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,712
He told you.
383
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:18,995
♪
384
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,627
Detective.
385
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,960
Where are you going?
386
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,328
♪
387
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:34,538
[Haruka gasps]
388
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:35,958
Of course.
389
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:45,668
♪
390
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,673
[Monkey whines]
391
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,327
♪
392
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,165
[hoots]
393
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,207
♪
394
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,828
BRYCE: Hey, buddy, um,
395
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,503
look, I don't want to cut this short,
but you're all over the news right now.
396
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,380
You know?
We, uh, we just can't stay here.
397
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,375
[Monkey whines]
398
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,917
You know, if I had, uh,
399
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:14,037
known that killing Takahara
would lead to all this, uh... death,
400
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,628
II... Well, I probably
wouldn't have taken the job.
401
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,580
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
402
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,173
♪
403
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,207
[evil laughter]
404
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,670
[roaring]
405
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,247
Anyway, um...
man, I hate hospitals.
406
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,380
You know? Like, I mean,
what is that smell?
407
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,915
You know? It's like,
is somebody burning eggs or something?
408
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,377
Like, even the lighting is nauseating.
409
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,000
[clears throat]
You know, anyway, like I said, I, um,
410
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,673
I wouldn't have taken the job.
411
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,457
I mean, I'mI'm dead because of it,
412
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,078
so, you know, really in many ways
I've suffered the most.
413
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,083
It's, uh
414
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,750
So, hey,
415
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,540
what you think, huh?
416
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,292
You hungry?
417
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,333
[Monkey whimpers]
418
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,672
I don't know about you, bud,
but I think we've earned ourselves
419
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,287
a little R&R, huh?
420
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,922
What should we do?
Where do we wanna go? Huh?
421
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:18,127
Hey, you know, I know a beach
in Thailand where anything goes.
422
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,705
Yeah?
[chuckles]
423
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,038
You know? Or Macau.
424
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:24,332
We could go to Macau.
Though I am banned from the Lisboa.
425
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,253
That's a long story.
Fun story, but a long one.
426
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,080
Oh! Hey! Goa's, you know, pretty fun
this time of year, too.
427
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,207
Ain't nothing can't be cured
by margaritas, sunshine,
428
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,418
and a few more margaritas!
429
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,377
[chuckles]
You know?
430
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,995
\What do you think, huh?
Are you a saltontherim kinda monkey?
431
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,625
MAN: [on TV]
This is absurd!
432
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,705
We've completely lost
all rule of law!
433
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,828
You mean the rule of law
that only benefits the wealthy?
434
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,043
Oh, come on!
435
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,922
I'm talking about a monkey
going on a killing spree!
436
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,417
Yeah, a monkey
that's cleaning up the corruption
437
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,077
our government has sanctioned
for far too long!
438
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,633
Oh my god,
you can't be serious right now.
439
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,915
II am serious!
440
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,880
I'm not afraid
to tell the truth.
441
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,457
BRYCE: Wow. Really? Okay.
442
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,378
We survived this whole ordeal
and you want to risk your life again
443
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,285
with a meal here?
444
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:06,792
[laughs]
445
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,575
[grunts]
446
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,883
Oh, Akiko housebroke you, huh?
[laughs]
447
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,075
Glad I missed that part.
448
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,787
Oh man. I love these things.
449
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,582
You're in for a real treat, buddy.
450
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,213
Your butthole's gonna get
a workout: see this button
451
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:20,998
[grunts]
452
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,075
What theDude?
453
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,583
[hooting, screeching]
454
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,383
WhaA demon?
455
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,745
No, no, no, no,
I'm not a demon!
456
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,080
What the hell are you
talking about?
457
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,292
I'm sorry, ruined your life?
458
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,542
No. No, no, no, no.
459
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,462
You think I asked to be turned into
some dumbass monkey's ghost pet?
460
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,078
[growls]
461
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,423
Okay, I didn't mean that!
I didn't mean it.
462
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,787
Okay, hey, come on, man.
Look how far we've come!
463
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,252
I can fix this!
464
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,790
Wait! wait, wait, wait, wait!
465
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,172
[coughs]
466
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,713
Come back!
467
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,000
Monkey, I'm sorry!
468
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,880
Monkey!
469
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,130
♪ Fanel's Mén playing ♪
470
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,625
♪
471
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,083
[whimpers]
472
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:11,077
♪
473
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,673
♪
474
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,042
[whimpers]
475
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:13,043
♪
476
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,633
[whimpers]
477
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,875
♪
478
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,538
♪
479
00:23:32,588 --> 00:23:37,138
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