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Someone's gonna have
to go down there.
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Blackwood!
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McDermott.
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Got a call from the Cleargenix
drill site.
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Captain I need you
to go take a look.
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Got a call about a body?
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Can you get me down
in that hole?
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I sent you home.
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I'm still here!
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Sweetheart?
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It would be unfortunate
if the mayor's son
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got caught drinking under age
with his dickhead friends.
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I'm in a very
tight race.
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One of the cornerstones of
my campaign is open carry.
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Let's do this.
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Nicole.
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Your wife is right
in the next booth.
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I am getting married today
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and it would mean an awful lot
if you and dad could be there.
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I do not know how you work
with dead bodies.
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I'll be taking care of your
grandfather's service today.
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Lauren, the dead-
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Not dead anymore.
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Get in the basement!
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Nothing can get in.
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Unless they're already here.
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What kind of funeral home
are you running here?
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I told mama we should have gone
to Boltman Brothers Mortuary.
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They got a coupon
and everything.
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Those meat lockers only open
from the outside.
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As long as no one touches them
we should be fine.
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Not crazy about the "should be"
in that statement?
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What do you want from me,
Cam?
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My first solo funeral has kind
of gone off the rails, here.
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I can't get through
to the cops.
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I can't even get a signal.
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It's this goddamn basement.
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Holy shit, did one of those
things bite you?
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It's fine. I'm fine.
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You're right, you're right.
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Zombie bites only turn people
into zombies in the movies.
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She's gonna turn
into a zombie?
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I'm not gonna turn
into a zombie.
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That's what I said.
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Besides, she would have
to die first.
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I'm not gonna turn
into one of those things.
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Ok. Well, if you feel like
you suddenly wanna eat us
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definitely say something first.
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She's gonna eat us now?!
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No! No, no, no, no.
She's gonna say something
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and then we can shoot her
in the head.
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I'll shoot her.
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Woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah!
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Why do you have a gun
at a funeral?
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I ain't taking any chances.
I'm gonna shoot her.
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You don't have to do that.
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Yeah, we- we can just stop
the virus
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from spreading to the rest
of her body.
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Ok, what- like, what?
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We cut off her arm
or something?
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Do not cut off my arm.
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I could suck the poison out.
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I'd rather you cut off my arm.
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Jesus, Dale!
What did you do?
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Man, nothing.
It stopped.
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Come in.
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Oh, I knew this was gonna
happen, Dr. Fisher.
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I've told you a million times,
I cannot run away with you.
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Do you mind?
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We got your test results back,
Miriam.
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Well, they gotta be bad if
you're here on your wedding day.
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Um...
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What're we talking?
Six months?
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Three months?
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Look, we do have options.
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There's targeted chemo,
stem cell therapy,
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experimental trials. It's-
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No, I'm not doing
any of that.
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I'm 88 years old.
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How much more time
do I need?
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You can't just give up.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Come on.
Live a little.
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I don't wanna spend the last
three months of my life
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feeling like shit,
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and praying that some
experimental therapy
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is gonna let me see 89.
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I'm ready to say goodbye.
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Especially to this place.
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The food here sucks.
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McDermott!
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Trey, would you hurry up?
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I wanna hit the polling place
at First Baptist before noon.
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They have some new booths
I'd love to check out.
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I don't know if I can vote again
that soon.
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Oh shit.
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She's poisoning our water!
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This came out of my tap!
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I wouldn't give this
to my dog!
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Listen, listen, folks.
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I hear what you're saying.
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You feel powerless,
you feel ignored...
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Paula.
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Don't.
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My friends, you can bring
real change to Mawinhakin,
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and all you gotta do is vote.
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Yeah!
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Pops?
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Hey.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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You know there are laws against
campaigning at a polling place.
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I'm not telling them
who to vote for.
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Besides, someone
has to calm them down.
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They're very angry.
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Take a look at this.
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How much are they paying you
to defile our land?
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Defile our land?
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Cleargenix is the only thing
bringing jobs into this town.
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Jobs that pay taxes
that pay for our schools
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so your kids can grow up and
make something of themselves.
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Hey man, you gotta talk some
sense into your wife here.
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What did you say?
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I'm the mayor.
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He's the husband.
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You know what?
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Maybe you should go out
and get one of those jobs
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I was talking about
instead of standing here
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whining like a snowflake!
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Ok.
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We are all very passionate
about our beliefs
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and that's what makes
a democracy great.
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Thank you for expressing
your opinion.
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God bless America.
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We need to find a back way
out of here.
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Can you believe that prick?
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This place would be a ghost town
if it wasn't for me.
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Paula, I don't appreciate-
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Talk sense into your wife?
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Like, what can you do?
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Now, see, that's what I mean.
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It just devalues me,
that's all.
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But you are the husband,
Trey.
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I'm the one who busted my ass
to become mayor.
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The first female one in
the history of this town,
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I might add.
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When Pay-mart shut down I'm the
one who brought in Cleargenix,
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and when all those sheep are
down there stuffing their faces
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at the new Ruby Tuesday's,
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who do you think
they're gonna thank, huh?
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You?
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I'm just asking
for a little respect.
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Trey, try growing some balls and
maybe people will respect you.
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Nicole, where the hell
are we?
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I'm sorry, I thought
there'd be an exit in here!
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Jesus Christ, do I have
to do everything?
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You are an evil woman!
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This town's blood
is on your hands!
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No!
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Buddy?
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You ok?
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Man of honor.
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It's- it's weird, right?
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Man of honor?
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I'm- is- is it weird or am I
weird for thinking it's weird?
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I know a lot of women
who ask their gay friends
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to be man of honor.
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Yeah, but that's the thing,
though, Shawn is straight.
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Ok, a little unusual.
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But nothing to worry about.
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And Amy's ex-boyfriend
from high school.
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Oh, honey.
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See? I knew it.
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No, he's- he's just so involved
with the wedding
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and always around.
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You should have seen the shower
he threw her. It was...
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I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be
bothering you with this.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You should go back to talking
about my terminal cancer.
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Have you talked to Amy
about Shawn?
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No, no.
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She's just so stressed out
from the wedding
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it would just upset her.
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Plus I still haven't found
a way to tell her
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that my parents might not even
make it here on time.
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Dr. Fisher, you came in here,
looked me in the eye
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and told me I got less than
six months to live,
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but you're afraid
to tell your fiancé
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that your parents' flight
is delayed?
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I'm not afraid to tell her.
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Well, good.
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What you're asking is not
a big deal.
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If she's any kind of woman worth
marrying she'll understand.
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- Thanks, cuz.
- Thanks, man.
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We're gonna be fucking heroes
when we show up with this thing.
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Yeah.
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Alright, lift this thing up.
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Alright, lifting.
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Alright, lift it up.
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I'm lifting, man.
Okay, okay.
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Man, let's just get your cousin
to help us with this thing.
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Yeah, ask the guy who
just literally risked his job
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to get us this keg illegally,
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and now tell him to put it
in the car.
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Man, stop whining.
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Lift at your nuts.
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Whoo!
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See? Now that's what
I'm talking about.
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That's how you kick off
senior skip day.
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We got a keg, a party
in the woods,
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and if you get enough beers
in her,
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Julie might let you have sex
with her.
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Dude, don't be gross.
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And by the way,
we have had sex.
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Ok.
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We have.
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I said ok.
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Why are you saying it like
you don't believe it?
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'Cause that's exactly
how I meant it.
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Ok.
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You can't be here.
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Jesus, Jai, you're not supposed
to see me.
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I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
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I just uh... I need
to talk to you.
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Ok, well just call me
or text me,
225
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but you have to leave.
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We have to delay the wedding.
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What?
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Look, just for a few hours.
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Hopefully.
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Look, my parents,
they're stuck in Florida,
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there's been
a tropical storm...
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Oh, my god.
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I knew it.
This is so your mother.
234
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Amy, she can't control
the weather.
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No, but she could have flown
in at the beginning of the week
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like we asked her to.
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Instead she has to go make
my day all about her.
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That is not what she's doing.
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I'll just- I'll call the club
to see if we can start later.
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No.
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No, no, no.
242
00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:08,019
We'll add a cocktail hour.
243
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:08,709
No, no, no, no.
244
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:09,745
We are getting married at30
245
00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:12,368
whether your parents
are here or not.
246
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,752
I can't do that.
247
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:23,793
Baby, I know, ok?
I'm sorry.
248
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,071
This totally sucks
249
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:28,350
and I want your parents
to be here, too.
250
00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:31,077
But everything's already been
booked for this afternoon
251
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:32,561
and it's gonna be
really expensive
252
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:33,873
if we try and change it
253
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:38,670
and... Daddy's paying
for the wedding.
254
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:40,465
I mean, he's already
given us so much.
255
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:45,022
This house, your job.
Think about it.
256
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:47,196
We never would have
even met
257
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:50,303
if he hadn't brought you
into his practice.
258
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:54,410
I'd hate to ask for more.
259
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,861
Wouldn't you?
260
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,451
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
261
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,696
I mean, they should have
got here earlier.
262
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,767
Yeah.
263
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,666
We can always show them
the video, right?
264
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,668
Yeah.
265
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,877
I'm so glad we talked
about this.
266
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,466
Ok, well, now
get outta here.
267
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,951
You're breaking the rules,
mister.
268
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:34,243
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
269
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:42,286
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
270
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:49,603
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
271
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,798
We can't let it out!
272
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,696
No shit
we can't let it out!
273
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,319
You son of a bitch!
274
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,984
No one else open
one of these.
275
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,125
This is not the way this funeral
was supposed to go.
276
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,851
I wanna talk to Lazlo
right now.
277
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,370
Be my guest.
278
00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:35,304
He's right down here.
279
00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,308
Holy sh...
280
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,277
Alright, look.
281
00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:45,038
I don't know why,
I don't know how.
282
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,591
But the dead are coming
back to life
283
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,628
and they're trying
to kill us.
284
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:49,663
We need to stop yelling
at each other
285
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:52,563
and figure out how to get
the hell outta here.
286
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:55,773
Uh, did anybody see
what happened to the arm?
287
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,673
There!
288
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,862
What do we do?
289
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,760
You've got a gun, dumbass!
Shoot it!
290
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:19,210
This is a high-stress situation!
291
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,488
I don't appreciate
you calling me names.
292
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,972
Give me that!
293
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,209
Jai! There he is.
294
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,763
Herb. Hey.
295
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:57,766
Just gonna start
getting dressed.
296
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,388
Getting dressed?
What're you talking about?
297
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:01,010
The wedding's not
for two hours.
298
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,253
In this country-
299
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,254
I am from this country.
300
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:06,982
Women take hours to get ready.
Men play golf.
301
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:09,847
I don't know.
If Amy finds out...
302
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,194
Ah, what's she gonna say?
303
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,885
You're out playing a quick nine
with your future father-in-law.
304
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,163
She can't get mad at that.
305
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,613
Ah, really, Herb.
I don't think it's-
306
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,512
I'm not asking you, son.
307
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,687
Now, come on.
308
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:41,706
Are you sure this is it?
309
00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,294
Where are all the other cars?
310
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:44,261
Ok, look.
311
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:47,781
Can you at least act like
you've been to a party before?
312
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,300
You know if cars were lined up
down this road
313
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:51,199
cops would be on our asses
right now.
314
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,614
Ok, so should I move my car?
315
00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:56,031
Would you stop talking about
the parking?
316
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,137
Ok, you know what, look.
317
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,346
There. See that trail
right there?
318
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,485
Uh-huh.
319
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,383
If we follow that it'll take us
straight to the lake.
320
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,316
The lake's over there.
321
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,147
Oh, I knew that.
322
00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:11,011
Ok.
323
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:12,151
What? I knew that.
324
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,842
No, I believe you.
325
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,156
You gonna help me with this,
or what?
326
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:17,880
Come on.
327
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:18,916
Fine.
328
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,369
I don't feel like you're
lifting, man.
329
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,266
I'm lifting.
330
00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:26,199
- I really don't think so.
- I am lifting.
331
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,590
Come on, man.
332
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,523
Quit messing around.
This isn't funny.
333
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:43,043
Trey, he's dead!
You killed him!
334
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:43,837
Oh god.
335
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:44,976
I thought he was pulling
a gun.
336
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,185
Why'd you fire
in the air?
337
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,289
'Cause I didn't wanna
shoot him!
338
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,809
So you were gonna let him
shoot me?
339
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:53,675
It was- it was water.
It was just water.
340
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,366
He didn't deserve to die
for that.
341
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:58,093
Nicole, get it together!
342
00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,612
We are gonna get out of this,
ok?
343
00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,545
I am not losing this election
344
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,374
because my idiot husband
murdered a man!
345
00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:04,375
It was an accident!
346
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,652
I was just trying
to scare him.
347
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,585
I am not a murderer!
348
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,139
I'm just gonna turn myself in.
349
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,589
I've never been in trouble
in my life,
350
00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,315
not even a speeding ticket.
351
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,558
What's the worst
it can be?
352
00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:16,387
Involuntary manslaughter.
353
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:19,148
I'm a white guy.
I'll be out in 18 months.
354
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:20,046
You'll wait for me,
won't you?
355
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,047
Yes.
356
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:22,151
- What?
- What?
357
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:25,327
I mean, no one's going
to jail.
358
00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,708
We can spin this.
359
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:30,367
We just have to hide the body
until the election's over.
360
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,990
There's lots of boxes in here.
361
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,716
We could put him in a box!
362
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,719
We are not putting him in a box,
Trey!
363
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:56,634
Who told you to shut down?
364
00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,222
Hey, Rhodes.
365
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:00,845
There's a cop down there!
366
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,607
You keep that drill going
you're gonna kill him!
367
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:04,332
I'm going down there.
368
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,161
The hell you are!
369
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:12,857
Looks like you folks are having
quite the morning.
370
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,997
Which one of you is Rhodes?
371
00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,309
I am.
372
00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:20,002
Who are you?
373
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,419
I'm Dr. Logan.
Corporate sent me.
374
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:31,428
Careful, might get some dust
on those fancy shoes of yours.
375
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:35,570
Honestly, I wasn't expecting
to come to a drill site today,
376
00:21:35,604 --> 00:21:37,917
but when the company has
to call the mayor
377
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:41,921
to get the police to back off,
well, it raises some eyebrows.
378
00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:45,476
This is a... misunderstanding.
379
00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:47,098
We've got this
all under control.
380
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,065
He's lying.
381
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,411
There's not just a cop
down there.
382
00:21:49,446 --> 00:21:51,275
There's something else.
383
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,105
Blackwood, I'm handling this.
384
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,625
Not anymore.
385
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,386
Raise the drill.
386
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,767
Let's find out what's going
on here.
387
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,123
Hey!
388
00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:14,471
My Peepaw gave that to me
when I was seven!
389
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:21,857
Bobby, we gotta go!
390
00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:23,411
Oh, shit!
391
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:25,136
Come on! Go!
392
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:28,795
Get out of here!
Go, go, go!!!
393
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:29,934
Guys!
394
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:32,765
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
395
00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:36,009
Bobby!
396
00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:38,218
Help me! Help me!
397
00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,850
We got you, buddy!
We got you.
398
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,301
Ok. We got him.
We got him.
399
00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:54,787
Uh, Cam?
400
00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:59,308
Gross!
401
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,837
Where's Dale?
Is he ok?
402
00:23:27,129 --> 00:23:28,545
The hearse is parked
right out the side door.
403
00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:29,442
Let's just go.
404
00:23:29,477 --> 00:23:32,065
We can't just leave
these people.
405
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,274
Yes, we can.
They're horrible.
406
00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:35,862
They bring guns to funerals.
407
00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:38,278
Guns they got when they were
seven years old.
408
00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:40,488
Lauren, these people are victims
of a political system
409
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:41,903
that preys on their prejudices.
410
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:43,594
It uses them for their vote
then it abandons them
411
00:23:43,629 --> 00:23:46,079
to big corporations that
profit off their misery.
412
00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:48,737
It's not their fault they're
uneducated white trash.
413
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,359
Uneducated?
414
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:53,915
I'll have you know Dale
had a PhD in sociology.
415
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:55,157
Oh, great.
416
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:57,125
The moron that let the zombies
out was the smartest one.
417
00:23:57,159 --> 00:23:58,437
Lauren!
418
00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:02,233
Listen up, everyone.
419
00:24:02,268 --> 00:24:04,063
We're getting outta here.
420
00:24:12,174 --> 00:24:13,382
It's ok.
421
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:14,694
You're gonna be ok.
422
00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:16,282
I'm a doctor.
423
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,042
It's not human.
424
00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:20,044
It should be dead.
425
00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,117
It should be... should...
426
00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:48,763
We need to figure out what the
hell that thing down there is.
427
00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:50,558
Sarah, right?
428
00:24:50,592 --> 00:24:52,283
You saved that man's life.
429
00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:55,977
I know it can't be easy standing
up to assholes like Rhodes.
430
00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:58,289
I met plenty of guys like him
in the service.
431
00:24:58,324 --> 00:24:59,843
He's not as tough
as he thinks he is.
432
00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:01,430
You've been through
a lot today.
433
00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:03,398
Take some time off,
with pay.
434
00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:04,951
Just get some rest.
435
00:25:04,986 --> 00:25:06,574
But I-
436
00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:09,646
I promise. We're securing
the site, no more drilling.
437
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,441
The right people are
in control now.
438
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,075
This is bullshit!
439
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,628
I wanna talk to
my union rep!
440
00:25:26,663 --> 00:25:28,319
Shut up.
441
00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,839
You have monumentally
screwed up here.
442
00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:31,840
Assault?
443
00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,497
Attempted murder?
444
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:35,775
Oh, don't worry.
445
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:38,847
I'm gonna give you a chance
to fix it.
446
00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:41,367
You make sure she doesn't
tell anyone
447
00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:43,576
about what happened
here today.
448
00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:48,547
Yes, ma'am.
449
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:51,377
Whew!
450
00:25:52,412 --> 00:25:54,898
You've got a heck of a swing
there, kid.
451
00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:57,003
If only you could hit it
where you wanted to.
452
00:25:57,038 --> 00:25:59,523
Listen, Herb, I uh...
453
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,318
I really should be
getting back.
454
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:05,253
You know, Jai,
when I interviewed you
455
00:26:05,287 --> 00:26:07,635
I didn't know I was hiring
my son-in-law.
456
00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:11,328
I mean if I did, I'd be asking
a lot tougher questions.
457
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:13,088
But now that I see
that this marriage
458
00:26:13,123 --> 00:26:15,297
is actually gonna happen,
459
00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:17,886
well, I've been doing
some thinking.
460
00:26:17,921 --> 00:26:21,441
I know that the plan was
for me to retire
461
00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:23,029
and hand off the practice
to you,
462
00:26:23,064 --> 00:26:26,481
but I'm- I'm thinking
I'm gonna stay on.
463
00:26:28,828 --> 00:26:31,175
Oh... for uh,
for how long?
464
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,798
Oh, I don't know.
465
00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,456
'Til I die.
466
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:41,082
Why are you telling me
about this right now?
467
00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:41,979
Today?
468
00:26:42,014 --> 00:26:43,671
Well, I just wanna
make sure you know
469
00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:45,914
that if you're marrying
my daughter for my practice
470
00:26:45,949 --> 00:26:47,916
you still have time
to get out.
471
00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:51,679
That is not why
I'm marrying her.
472
00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:52,783
Good.
473
00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:55,510
Then you won't mind signing
a prenup.
474
00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:06,659
You've gotta be kidding me,
man.
475
00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,765
Jai, you're a fine doctor.
476
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:11,422
You might even make
a good husband.
477
00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:12,700
But after what happened
last year
478
00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:17,221
there's no way that I'm leaving
my legacy to you.
479
00:27:17,256 --> 00:27:20,362
Now I want that signed
before the I do's.
480
00:27:20,397 --> 00:27:23,331
And don't forget to return
my driver when you're done.
481
00:27:49,081 --> 00:27:50,392
Man, why don't we just leave
this thing,
482
00:27:50,427 --> 00:27:53,016
go find the party and bring
some people back to help us?
483
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,121
The whole point is
to arrive with it.
484
00:27:55,156 --> 00:27:56,433
It's like you don't want
to get laid.
485
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,504
Why are you so obsessed
with my sex life?
486
00:27:58,538 --> 00:27:59,643
Ha!
487
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,196
Sex life?
488
00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:02,301
I swear to god, Bowman,
489
00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,544
sometimes I feel like
you're still a virgin.
490
00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:06,201
You know, screw you, Trent.
491
00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:10,758
Holy shit, you are.
492
00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:13,381
Yeah, fine!
So what?
493
00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:16,418
Then why did you tell me
that you nailed Julie?
494
00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:19,352
Because you're always
asking me about it.
495
00:28:19,387 --> 00:28:20,802
You're all over me
all the time.
496
00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:22,459
You never shut up
about it.
497
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,910
Ok, whatever.
You can be a virgin.
498
00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:26,152
It's cool.
499
00:28:26,187 --> 00:28:29,880
I mean, it's not cool, but I
guess it is, you know, for you.
500
00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:32,676
It's not just that.
501
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,403
I almost got caught stealing
beer this morning.
502
00:28:35,437 --> 00:28:37,439
I didn't even wanna do it
but I had your voice in my head
503
00:28:37,474 --> 00:28:40,442
going "come on, dude,
don't be such a pussy".
504
00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:42,686
And then my mom comes in
and she's like
505
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,446
"do you have any idea
what it would be like
506
00:28:44,481 --> 00:28:47,449
"if the mayor's son
got caught drinking?"
507
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:51,281
So I put it back.
508
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:55,009
But she knows I tried to take it
so she's disappointed in me.
509
00:28:55,043 --> 00:28:57,287
And, you know, I didn't take it
so you're disappointed in me.
510
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,598
Man, I'm just so tired
511
00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:01,636
of not living up to other
people's expectations.
512
00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:02,499
You know what?
513
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,328
It's my bad, ok?
It's my bad.
514
00:29:04,363 --> 00:29:06,606
I'm the bad friend.
I'm the bad friend.
515
00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:08,850
My bad. I apologize.
516
00:29:09,955 --> 00:29:11,784
Let's just get to this party.
517
00:29:15,132 --> 00:29:16,064
Stop. Dude.
518
00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:18,757
Ok, I will help. I'll help you.
Ok, stop.
519
00:29:29,077 --> 00:29:31,355
Come on, where are you?
520
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,605
Dammit.
521
00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:01,972
Uh... hello?
522
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:05,562
Hey, you uh, you haven't
happened to see
523
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,288
a driver around here,
have you?
524
00:30:13,018 --> 00:30:15,020
Uh... hello?
525
00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:30,656
Great. Great.
526
00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:32,831
This is uh,
this is perfect.
527
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:37,663
No, no, no.
528
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,256
Okay.
529
00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:59,098
Hey... Uh, excuse me.
530
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,169
You, um, you don't happen
to know
531
00:31:01,204 --> 00:31:04,517
the way back to the golf course,
do you?
532
00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:06,381
I'm kinda supposed
to be getting married
533
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,349
and uh, I'm a little lost.
534
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:11,524
What?!
535
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:12,629
What are you doing?!
536
00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:21,741
A movie is now starting
in the social lounge.
537
00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:27,816
This is never gonna work.
538
00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:29,059
Just because it's election day
539
00:31:29,094 --> 00:31:33,029
doesn't mean I don't have time
to take care of our seniors.
540
00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:34,962
Let's get you some air.
541
00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:36,239
Nicole, bring the car around.
542
00:31:36,273 --> 00:31:37,343
Why my car?
543
00:31:37,378 --> 00:31:38,724
Because we brought
the damn truck
544
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:41,761
and we can't drive around town
with a dead asshole in the bed.
545
00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,695
Oh, dammit.
546
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:47,802
Mayor Bowman.
547
00:31:47,836 --> 00:31:49,908
Who you got there?
548
00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:50,701
Get rid of it.
549
00:31:50,736 --> 00:31:51,461
Where?
550
00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:52,427
Anywhere.
551
00:31:52,462 --> 00:31:53,532
Everyone's half dead
around here, anyway.
552
00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:54,809
Just stash him somewhere.
553
00:31:55,396 --> 00:31:58,157
You wouldn't be trying to sway
a voter, would you?
554
00:31:58,192 --> 00:31:59,779
Oh, no.
555
00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:01,126
Just being nice.
556
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,231
You know, not everything
is about votes.
557
00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:09,134
Now, you know I know
that's some bullshit.
558
00:32:16,451 --> 00:32:17,936
Ok, Dad.
559
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,834
Here we are.
560
00:32:19,868 --> 00:32:20,973
Look at that.
561
00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,906
They've got your favorite
show on.
562
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,288
That one that you like.
563
00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:27,117
So much.
564
00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:31,950
Well, I better get going.
565
00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:36,333
Dad, don't be like that.
566
00:32:36,368 --> 00:32:38,957
I know, I should visit you more
567
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:45,101
while you're alive and healthy
and breathing.
568
00:32:48,138 --> 00:32:50,313
Trey, come on!
569
00:32:50,347 --> 00:32:51,348
See you next week, Dad.
570
00:32:51,383 --> 00:32:52,729
Love you.
571
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:53,972
Oh, you don't have
to say it back.
572
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,042
I know.
573
00:33:13,543 --> 00:33:14,716
You sure this is
gonna work?
574
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:16,442
Yeah, I ran it through
a computer simulation
575
00:33:16,477 --> 00:33:18,134
and it worked 100 percent
of the time.
576
00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:20,619
You could have just said
"I don't know".
577
00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:21,275
Let's do this.
578
00:33:21,309 --> 00:33:22,483
Ok.
579
00:33:24,554 --> 00:33:25,796
Go, go, go, go!
580
00:33:25,831 --> 00:33:26,659
I'm sorry.
581
00:33:26,694 --> 00:33:27,488
I'm going as fast as I can.
582
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:29,007
I've never carried
a body before.
583
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:52,858
Why do I have to do the part
with the guts?
584
00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:54,377
Because it was my idea.
585
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,155
Did- did you just puke
in my hearse?
586
00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:15,018
Yeah!
587
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,675
I'm not sorry about it, either!
588
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:30,516
A finger...
589
00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:54,437
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They stopped following us.
590
00:34:54,471 --> 00:34:56,197
Hey, over here!
591
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,132
Hey!
592
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:11,695
Get off!
Get away!!!
593
00:35:13,456 --> 00:35:14,491
Go! Drive!
594
00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:33,752
Woo! It worked!
595
00:35:33,786 --> 00:35:34,753
It worked!
596
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:40,207
You got a little barf
on your face there.
597
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,105
Did I get it?
598
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,763
Yeah, you got it.
599
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,181
Whew!
600
00:36:26,322 --> 00:36:29,117
This shit's gonna be all foam
by the time we get there.
601
00:36:36,677 --> 00:36:37,436
Whew.
602
00:36:37,471 --> 00:36:39,473
Man, where is this party?
603
00:36:39,507 --> 00:36:40,853
I don't get it.
604
00:36:40,888 --> 00:36:42,545
Kyle said it was right
by the lake.
605
00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:44,823
Man, this lake is huge.
606
00:36:44,857 --> 00:36:46,963
You know, I'm not feeling
your tone right now, ok?
607
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:48,516
I'm the one who got
the beer.
608
00:36:48,551 --> 00:36:50,277
I'm the one who heard about
the party.
609
00:36:50,311 --> 00:36:52,175
All you've done is bitch.
610
00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:56,214
You're right, man.
I'm sorry.
611
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:59,044
I could have sworn
it was around here.
612
00:37:01,495 --> 00:37:04,498
Maybe the Enfields got 'em.
613
00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,362
What the hell's an Enfield?
614
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,916
You know, the Enfields.
615
00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:12,368
You know, the story
about the lake.
616
00:37:12,402 --> 00:37:14,439
You know, like, back
in the old days,
617
00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:16,234
pioneer times.
618
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:19,271
There was a river
that went through here?
619
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:22,964
The settlers built a town
next to the river.
620
00:37:22,999 --> 00:37:24,932
They lived there
for like 100 years.
621
00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:28,004
And then in the 1920's
622
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:31,145
the government wanted to dam
the river to make a lake.
623
00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:37,945
So this one family,
this really weird family,
624
00:37:37,979 --> 00:37:42,777
the Enfields,
refused to leave.
625
00:37:42,812 --> 00:37:45,263
They fought with
the government
626
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:48,783
and it got really bad
and people died
627
00:37:48,818 --> 00:37:52,200
and they still
wouldn't leave.
628
00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:56,722
So the government said screw it
and they built the dam anyway,
629
00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:59,449
and even as
the valley flooded
630
00:37:59,484 --> 00:38:02,625
the Enfields still
wouldn't leave,
631
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:05,006
and they stayed
in their homes
632
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:08,216
even as the waters rushed
in around them.
633
00:38:08,251 --> 00:38:14,084
They'd rather die
than leave their houses.
634
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:19,952
And people say that somewhere
deep at the bottom of the lake,
635
00:38:19,987 --> 00:38:22,334
in the darkness,
636
00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:24,681
the Enfields are still there.
637
00:38:24,716 --> 00:38:29,099
And legend has it that on
the light of a full moon,
638
00:38:29,134 --> 00:38:32,171
just below the surface,
639
00:38:32,206 --> 00:38:36,314
you can see the Enfields
waiting there,
640
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:41,146
calling you to join them.
641
00:38:46,496 --> 00:38:47,532
- Oh!
- Oh!!
642
00:38:57,507 --> 00:38:58,888
Oh...
643
00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:23,671
I am not going to apologize
for speaking the truth.
644
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:26,122
This town is on
the wrong path.
645
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,951
If we keep worrying about
trigger warnings
646
00:39:27,986 --> 00:39:30,885
and micro aggressions
and safe spaces
647
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,439
how are we supposed to tackle
real problems
648
00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:35,027
like unemployment
and drug abuse, huh?
649
00:39:35,062 --> 00:39:37,409
We can't just hug
those things away.
650
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:40,585
What the heck is going on?
651
00:39:40,619 --> 00:39:42,794
Pops is pushing all her buttons
and she's falling for it.
652
00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:43,933
We have to get him
outta here.
653
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,728
I know, Trey.
654
00:39:45,762 --> 00:39:47,764
Listen, I appreciate
your passion,
655
00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:49,041
I know you care
about this town,
656
00:39:49,076 --> 00:39:51,699
but the way you go about
fixing things is wrong.
657
00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:54,564
It's hateful, it's dangerous,
and I won't stand for it.
658
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:56,014
Well, you're gonna have to,
Pops,
659
00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:58,430
because the polls have me
up by five.
660
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,881
Well, now, here is the thing
about that.
661
00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:03,746
You are gonna drop out
of the race.
662
00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,232
What have you been smoking,
old man?
663
00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:08,751
That's never gonna happen.
664
00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:10,511
I think it is.
665
00:40:20,763 --> 00:40:24,387
You have until30 to concede
the race or I go public.
666
00:40:26,182 --> 00:40:29,047
Trey, Nicole.
667
00:40:29,081 --> 00:40:32,050
You folks have yourselves
a wonderful day.
668
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,125
- Paula?
- What'd he say?
669
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:39,816
What does Pops know?
670
00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:43,268
Where did you put the body?
671
00:40:43,302 --> 00:40:45,719
Relax, it's safe.
He's in the TV room.
672
00:40:52,795 --> 00:40:55,073
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Holy shit!
673
00:40:55,107 --> 00:40:57,109
Holy shit! Holy shit!
674
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,122
911 what
is your emergency?
675
00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:13,263
Yeah, I need to report a...
what the hell do I call this?
676
00:41:13,298 --> 00:41:14,575
Zombie apocalypse?
677
00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:15,887
I am not saying
zombie apocalypse,
678
00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:16,991
they'll hang up on me.
679
00:41:17,026 --> 00:41:19,649
Hello? Hello?
680
00:41:19,684 --> 00:41:20,995
Assholes!
681
00:41:29,141 --> 00:41:30,177
It's fine.
682
00:41:30,211 --> 00:41:32,144
It's gonna be fine.
683
00:41:32,179 --> 00:41:33,456
I know.
684
00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:34,871
'Cause if you were gonna turn
into one of those things
685
00:41:34,906 --> 00:41:38,392
you probably would have started
to by now, right?
686
00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:39,669
Ok.
687
00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:46,158
If you do start to turn,
what do you want me to do?
688
00:41:48,229 --> 00:41:50,784
Hey! Hey!
689
00:41:50,818 --> 00:41:51,819
Hey!
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