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Previously
onYoung Sheldon...
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Guess what?
I'm buying a Laundromat.DALE: So,
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there's a secret back room
at the Laundromat
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where you gamble?
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[whoops]
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[laughs] Give me a sense
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of how illegal this is.
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Who says it's illegal?
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Well, why is it a secret?
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Okay, it's illegal.
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What do you know
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about these backroom
slot machine places?
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We look the other way.
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[chuckles]
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What's going on?
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Are you Connie Tucker?
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Well, this sucks.
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ADULT SHELDON:
In astronomy,
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a syzygy is a rare event
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when three or more
celestial bodies line up.
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You may also know it
as the stars aligning,
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which was probably coined
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by someone
who couldn't spell "syzygy."
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If you want to win Scrabble,
remember this bad boy.
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My father's idea
of the stars aligning
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was having the house
completely to himself.
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I was at school,
Missy was at a friend's,
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Georgie was working,
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and my mother was on her way
to a church retreat.
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♪ There was a God who had a son,
and Jesus was his name-o ♪
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♪ J-E-S-U-S ♪ J-E-S-U-S
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♪ J-E-S-U-S
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♪ And Jesus was his name-o. [horn honks]
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[whistle blows over TV]ADULT SHELDON:
For my father,
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it was sweet, Southern syzygy.
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S-Y-Z-Y-G-Y. Syzygy.
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[doorbell rings]
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[sighs] Balls.
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Hey, Billy. Sheldon's not here.
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Is Missy?Nope.
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Good. I need to
talk to you alone.
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[sighs] Balls.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[grunts] You mind if I watch
the game while we talk?
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That's fine.
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So, what's up?
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I would like your permission
to ask out Missy.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Okay. Uh...
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[TV turns off]
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Well, I appreciate
you coming to me.
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I wanted to do this
the right way.
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Uh-huh.
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You know, Billy,
this sounds like a big step.
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I'm not sure Missy's
really ready for dating yet.
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She went out
with Marcus from school.
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They went to the movies.
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Yeah, that is...
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meaningful.
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But they broke up,
so now's my chance.
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[exhales]
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Does Missy know anything
about this?No.
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Great. Let's build on that.
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[exhales] You don't want to be
the rebound guy.
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What's that?
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That's the guy after the guy
she really liked
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and before the next guy
she really likes.
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What?You and Missy
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are friends.
You go to school together.
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That could
make things complicated
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if it doesn't go well.
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I didn't think about that.If she
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turns you down, you're gonna
have to see her all the time.
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But if it goes right,
I getto see her all the time.
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[sighs] I just think
you ought to take a minute
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and figure out
if it's really worth it.
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Hmm.I-It's like football.
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You can go for it on fourth down
on your own 20-yard line,
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but if you don't make it,
it's game over.
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You're not just
a football coach.
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You're a coach of life.
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ADULT SHELDON:
You probably think
of quantum physics
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as a white-knuckle rush
of adrenaline,
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like thePeter Pan ride
at Disneyland.
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But the reality
can be a little less exciting,
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especially when you're stuck.
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[clock ticking]
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[lights humming]
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We'll get this.
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Perhaps a set of fresh eyes
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could be helpful.
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If you're going to suggest
Dr. Sturgis,
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I should remind you
we have a complicated history.
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And your graviton research
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is mediocre at best!
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You're not qualified
to judge my work.All right, that's it.
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[grunts][bystanders gasp]
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[Sturgis grunts]
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We'll get this.
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Hey. You ready for dinner?
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Do I look ready?
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No.
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How was your day, dear?
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Well, I ran out of quarters.
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Then I had to
break up a fight
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over a dryer sheet.
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Then washer number three
overflowed again.
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Oh. Well, I had a nice day.
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I got to pet a horse.
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Come on,
let me take you to dinner.
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Dinner's not gonna fix
this mess.
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Yeah,
I was counting on margaritas
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to do the heavy lifting.
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This is not
what I signed up for.
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I need to get some help in here.
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Well, so, do it.
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Great. I'm taking Georgie.
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Georgie? No,
he's my best employee.
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He's my grandson.Well, so what?
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Sheldon's the smart one.
Take him.
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Do you want to go out with
somebody who's happy and fun
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or some cranky, old woman
who smells like mop?
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All right. All right.
Take Georgie.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna go get
myself fixed up.
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I think you look beautiful
just the way you are.
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Go to hell.Okay.
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Triplets left, man in motion.ANNOUNCER [over TV]:
Play action.
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Here comes a pass.ANNOUNCER:
He's got Jefferies deep.
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And that'll move the chains.See there?
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Now I know where Sheldon
gets his brains from.
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Congratulations.
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You're the only person
to ever say that.
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What's gonna happen next?
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You gonna get me a beer.
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Yes, sir.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]SHELDON:
I'm home.
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In here.
Watching the game with Billy.
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Do you have the number
where Mom's staying?
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Everything okay?
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I need help
navigating a situation
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with Dr. Linkletter.
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You should ask your dad.
He's really smart.
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You're the first person
who's ever said that.
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Yeah, try me.
I might surprise you.
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Dr. Linkletter and I are
stuck on a science problem.
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I know Dr. Sturgis could help,
but I'm hesitant to suggest that
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because I know they have
a professional rivalry.
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Well, the way I see it,
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y'all are
on Team Science, right?
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I suppose.
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And people on the same team
don't have to get along
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to work together.
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Like you and Mom.
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No.
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A quarterback
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and his receivers.
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He doesn't throw it
to the guy he likes best.
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He throws it
to the one that's open.
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So smart.So,
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I should ask Dr. Sturgis
what he thinks
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about the dark matter
being a Bose condensate?
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Do you want Team Science to win?
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Thank you.
This has been helpful.
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What's a Bose condensate?
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I'll tell you at halftime.
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You fancy yourself a bit
of an entrepreneur, don't you?
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I like to think so.And now
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that you're not
in school anymore,
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I bet you're wanting
to take your career
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to the next level.
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[scoffs]
What kind of entrepreneur
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would I be if I didn't?
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Well, this is your lucky day,
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because I have
quite the opportunity.
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How would you like
to manage a business
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all on your own?
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That'd be amazing.
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Be your own boss.
Call the shots.
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Hell, yeah. What is it?
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Managing a Laundromat.
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No way.
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Oh, now, come on.
You're perfect for this.
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I'm a salesman.
There's nothing there to sell.
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You got a bunch of bored people
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with their pockets
full of quarters,
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you can't sell them something?
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Then you're not the entrepreneur
I thought you were.
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That ain't gonna work on me.
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And this is why
you're management material.
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Nice try.
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The place is wall-to-wall girls.
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Why didn't you lead with that?
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ADULT SHELDON:
My brother went
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to the Laundromat, excited
to meet the female customer base
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my meemaw had promised.
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♪ Girls, girls, girls
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♪ Girls, girls, girls.
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You said "girls."
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MEEMAW:
They were girls
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once.
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Not in this century.
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Listen, I need you to help me
with this.
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I don't want to run this dump.
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Then why'd you buy it?
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[exhales]
I'm retired.
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I thought it might be fun,
get me out of the house.
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And you picked
a Laundromat?
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It seemed
like a better opportunity
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at the moment.
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What happened? You get
tricked by a con man?
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No.It's all right.
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Happens to a lot
of people your age.
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Come with me.
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Hey, uh, how's bachelor
life treating you?
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Good.
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Mary makes
this parenting thing seem hard.
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I'm great at it.
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So, you finally
gave it a shot.
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Good for you.
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Make your jokes,
but I'm even helping out
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kids that aren't mine.Really?
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Billy Sparks
got a little crush on Missy.
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Uh-oh.
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Danger zone.What?
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[chuckles]:
Why?
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Getting in the middle
of your teenage daughter's
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love life?
What could possibly go wrong?
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I can't win with you.
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I'm not even gonna
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tell you
how I helped Sheldon.
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It may be better you don't.Fine.
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I used a sports metaphor
about science, and it worked.
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I'm sure it did.It did.
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I'm sure.You should be.
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I am.Good.
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It is good.
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Are you just gonna
keep having the last word?
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No.Thank you.
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[sighs]
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Just say it.
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You're welcome.
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A secret casino room?
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Yeah.
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The cops shut me down.
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That is so cool.Very cool.
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I got a room full of
slot machines I can't
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turn on and a room
full of washing machines
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I don't want.
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Let's get this going again.
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I can't. I'm on their radar now.
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That sucks.[sighs]
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This is not how I saw
this playing out.
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Hey, you took a shot.
That's impressive.
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00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,178
I guess.
262
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,006
I mean, most folks your age
have someone
263
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,008
cutting up their food.That's enough.
264
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,185
Well, I still think
you're a badass.
265
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,752
[chuckles]
266
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,232
Thank you.
267
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,410
We should probably
get back out there.Oh.
268
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:29,672
[chuckles]:
I ain't working for you.
269
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,456
But I'm rooting for you.
270
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,547
So,
271
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,549
how'd it go?I had Dr. Sturgis
272
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:40,552
present his ideas
to Dr. Linkletter like you said.
273
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,380
And?
274
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,035
John, I must say, that
might be the stupidest idea
275
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,471
I've ever heard.
276
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,865
[chuckles]
Big talk coming from the man
277
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,824
who thought the whole thing
could be explained
278
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,087
with classical field theory.
279
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,305
Oh, no.
280
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,743
Then what happened?Well...
281
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,484
Why on earth would you bring
this crackpot into my lab?
282
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,051
You didn't mention me, did you?
283
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,184
Because we're all
on Team Science,
284
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,273
and don't we want
Team Science to win?
285
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,971
Okay, good.But then...
286
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,799
"Team Science"?
287
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,149
And where did you get that
bit of clichéd nonsense?
288
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,716
My dad.
289
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,239
[exhales]
290
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,328
What did you say to Billy?
291
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,243
Uh...
292
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,768
What did Billy say to you?
293
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,596
He asked me out. And he said
he talked to you about it?
294
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,817
Well, yes, but...Why wouldn't you
295
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,602
warn me? He asked me out
in front of my friends.
296
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,736
I didn't tell him to do it.
I-I told him to think about it.
297
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,259
Well, he thought about it,
and then he did it,
298
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,783
so thanks a lot.
299
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:39,524
[sighs]
Wayne was right.
300
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,527
You told Coach Wilkins?
301
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,791
A little.
302
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,749
His wife is my teacher.
303
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,230
Do you have any idea
how bad this is?
304
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,754
I'm putting it together.
305
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,191
[exhales]
306
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,932
I didn't tell him to do it!
307
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:56,585
[door slams]
308
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,768
♪
309
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,250
[clock ticking]
310
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,822
You see it, right?
311
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,693
That Dr. Sturgis was correct
312
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,695
and I need to eat crow
and go back to him?
313
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,827
Yes.
314
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,829
Let's just give it
another moment.
315
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,619
Morning.Mmm. Morning.
316
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,015
[chuckles]:
What's this?
317
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,191
You've been doing such
a good job at home,
318
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,062
I thought you should
be recognized.
319
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,847
[chuckles]:
Oh.
320
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,413
Thanks.Mm.
321
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,025
How'd everything
go last night?
322
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,201
Not bad. Not bad.
323
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,724
Glad to hear it.
324
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,118
You lying sack.
325
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,554
What?I know
326
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,729
Billy asked Missy out
327
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,383
and it all went south.
328
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,906
Darlene told me everything.
329
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,647
Oh, man, how did she find out?
330
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,041
You know how gossip flies
in the teachers' lounge.
331
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,391
Fine.
Everything you said is true.
332
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,610
Shouldn't have gotten involved.
333
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,961
Well, I'm-a let
you keep the mug
334
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,832
as a goal to work towards.
335
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,094
Mm, gee, thanks.
336
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,966
How'd the thing
with Sheldon go?
337
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,968
[exhales]
338
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,231
All right, give
me the mug back.
339
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,668
Gladly.
340
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,628
[scraping]MEEMAW:
67 years old,
341
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,587
scraping Tootsie Roll out
342
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,850
of a clothes dryer.GEORGE JR.:
Hey.
343
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,244
What do you want?
344
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,723
I want to help you out.
345
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,856
Oh, I knew you'd
come back. Listen,
346
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,379
I got most of it,
347
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,947
but there's this one chunk
in there that won't let go.
348
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,775
I'm not here to work.
I'm here with the answers
349
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,863
to all your problems.
350
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,561
And what is that?
351
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,563
How to get your back room
up and running again.
352
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,565
I'm listening.
353
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,872
I was thinking
about Chuck E. Cheese.
354
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,743
Oh, God.
355
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,615
Hear me out.
356
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,400
Your payouts were in cash.
357
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,273
That's illegal.
358
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,884
When you play games
at Chuck E. Cheese,
359
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,407
you win tickets.
360
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,106
Those tickets are traded
for prizes.
361
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,064
That's legal.
362
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,153
You just need to do
the same thing.
363
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,894
People play your machines.
364
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,201
Now the credits they win
get exchanged
365
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,811
for stuffed animals.
366
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,986
Then you buy
those stuffed animals back
367
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,770
for cash.
368
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,686
No laws broken,
and you're back in business.
369
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,428
That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard.
370
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,821
Why?
371
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,779
Because I don't run a carnival.
372
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,825
Grown-up people
don't-don't gamble
373
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,131
to win a teddy bear.
374
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,262
You're not getting it.
375
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,960
I'm getting that it's dumb.
376
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,265
I'm trying to help you.
377
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,093
If you really wanted to help me,
378
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,357
you would stick your head
in there and start scraping.
379
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,272
ADULT SHELDON:
Eventually,
380
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,100
Dr. Linkletter admitted
381
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,102
we could use the help
of Dr. Sturgis,
382
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,800
and Team Science
was back in action
383
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,629
scoring goals
against Team Ignorance.
384
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,718
Look at me, talking like a jock.
385
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,806
Oh, I see
386
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,330
you came around to my idea
387
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,549
for distinguishing
massive particles
388
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,464
from axion particles.
389
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,597
Well, it did provide
an excellent jumping-off point
390
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,947
for me to crack
the actual problem.
391
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,341
Seems the actual problem
is your inability
392
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,822
to recognize a brilliant idea
when it's handed to you.
393
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,303
Is that so,
you pedantic little gremlin?
394
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,218
How dare you!
395
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,003
Well, it's all
just simple...
396
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,787
ADULT SHELDON:
My father was right.
397
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,745
They were bringing
the best out of each other,
398
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,617
like steel sharpening steel.
399
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,880
Although I suppose,
based on your premise,
400
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,796
we could calculate the
stress-energy tensor for each.ADULT SHELDON: It turned out
401
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,407
their antagonism
was the key to their success.
402
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,409
...find an experiment
to distinguish them.
403
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,935
While derivative, I'll admit
your point does have some merit.
404
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,675
Of course it has merit,
405
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,677
you... you...
406
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,418
[whispers]:
Big, pink Sasquatch?[whispers]: Good.
407
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,768
You big, pink Sasquatch!
408
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:44,987
[growls softly]
409
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,121
Bink's the name.
410
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,427
Dr. Bink.GIRL:
Dr. Fink?
411
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,777
BINK:
Bink. With a "buh,"
"buh," "buh."
412
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,344
How you doing?
413
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,520
Fine.
414
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,002
Things okay at school?
415
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,875
Why? So you can go
tell your friends?
416
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,704
[sighs] I just want to know
how you're doing.
417
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,358
Let's see. Billy feels bad.
418
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,969
I feel bad for turning him down.
419
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,145
Everything's awkward
and terrible now.
420
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,886
Does that answer your question?
421
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,684
Hey.
422
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,338
Thanks for letting me come by.
423
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,600
Sure.
424
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,994
How's he doing?I don't know.
425
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,821
He never tells me anything.
426
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,388
Well, Missy talks.
427
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,303
It is not an improvement.
428
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,740
[chuckles]
Billy!
429
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,395
Mr. Cooper's here!
430
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,223
How you doing?
431
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,270
Oh, do not look under that rock.
432
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,013
But I appreciate you asking.
433
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,625
Tough week, huh?
434
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,235
Yeah.
435
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,845
Yeah, I been there.
436
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,717
You have?Oh, yeah.
437
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,154
Darcy Lockhart, eighth grade.
438
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,852
Shut me down on the school bus.
439
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,681
That sounds awful.Couldn't even leave.
440
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:14,076
Just had to sit there.
I asked nine stops too early.
441
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,730
What did you do?
442
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,210
I felt bad for a while,
443
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,690
but then I asked out
Maggie Gormly.
444
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,865
She said yes?
445
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,563
Absolutely not.
446
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,174
And would you believe I did it
on the bus a second time?
447
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,915
What a dope.
448
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,614
Well, I'm never
asking anybody out again.
449
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,226
You will.
450
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,880
At least the worst part's over.
451
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,057
Doesn't feel like it.Hey.
452
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,190
You got rejected,
but was it the end of the world?
453
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,887
No.And that
454
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,846
is extremely valuable
information.
455
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,632
A lot of guys don't learn that
and stop taking chances.
456
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,201
And honestly,
457
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,247
you dodged a bullet with Missy.
458
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,075
The girl is mean.
459
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,989
Thanks.
460
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,948
[chuckles]
461
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:10,263
ADULT SHELDON:
My father didn't always get
the credit he deserved.
462
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,571
The advice he gave me
actually worked out pretty well.
463
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,139
Of course, I never told him.
464
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,100
Talked to Billy.
465
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,102
Why would you do that?
466
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,407
No, it was good.
467
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,018
Stay out of my life.
468
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,155
ADULT SHELDON:
He may not have been
the world's greatest dad.
469
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,290
But maybe we weren't
the world's greatest kids.
470
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,257
I guess
I'll just sell the place.
471
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,130
If I take a bath, so be it.
472
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,957
Oh, I don't know.
I got a realtor friend,
473
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,394
might be able to help.
474
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,179
You mean like your cop friend
who shut me down?
475
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,442
Yeah, that wasn't great.
476
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,183
Mm.
477
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,011
What about Georgie's idea?
478
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,883
That dumb Chuck E. Cheese thing?
Dale, come on.
479
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,190
Well, actually,
I think it's kind of brilliant.
480
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,672
You think that grown-ups
are gonna gamble
481
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,890
for some stuffed animals?
482
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,849
Yeah, that you're
buying back from them.
483
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:18,809
Well, a teddy bear's
only worth a couple of bucks.
484
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,855
It's worth whatever
you say it's worth.
485
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:24,163
They win a hundred bucks, then
it's worth a hundred bucks.
486
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,730
[knock on door]
487
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,040
It seems I owe you an apology.
488
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,737
Come on in.
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