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♪♪
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That's why recycling's important
in order to save the earth.
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It's the only planet
we've got.
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And that's time.
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You guys, you are ready for
Friday's inter-school debate!
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We are gonna make
Westchester Prep
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wish they were never born.
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Those trust fund kids
would never wish that.
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They're boat owners.
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Look, you're prepared.
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You've got an amazing leader.
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Thank you. I know I've been
crushing it as team captain.
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I was talking about myself.
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But that's really good because
it is somebody's first debate.
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I'm not worried about it.
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Again, talking about myself.
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The point is
you guys are rock stars,
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unlike those arrogant, rich
Westchester Prep kids who --
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Who we aspire to be like!
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...are going down.
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Everybody turn your attention
to Mr. Escalante,
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who I bribed to be
our practice judge
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with a plate of brownies.
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Which she ate.
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Uh, but I am here,
and I have a few pointers.
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Okay, uh, Miles,
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when making a rebuttal,
remember to make eye contact.
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But if you don't,
you're still gonna kill
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'cause you are
so charismatic.
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I am, aren't I?
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Okay, um, Makayla, you build
solid arguments, but --
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There are no buts.
Except for this one.
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You go, girl.
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Doin' my best.
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Yeah, you are.
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Just a quick word?
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How am I supposed to
give 'em pointers
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when you keep telling them
they're amazing?
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I want them
going into that debate
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thinking they can walk
on water.
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And what happens when they try
and sink to the bottom?
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Then they inflate
their giant egos
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and they float to the top.
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Look, these
high-achieving kids
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are already dealing
with a lot of pressure.
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Last week, Makayla got
a stress fracture
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from jumping up
to answer a question.
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Yeah, her "ooh, ooh, oohs"
get pretty physical.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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See, these kids are already
their own worst critics.
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They need someone
to lift them up like
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Meryl Streep
in "Mamma Mia!"
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And you are Meryl
in this scenario?
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Obviously.
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Fine. Uh, okay, what if we
just tone down the praise,
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like, a tiny bit?
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I can do that.
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Floor is yours.
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Alright, uh, now, Sarah,
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uh, when finishing
an argument --
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Remember, my mom
is in charge of your pension.
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Thank you
for that reminder.
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Okay, uh, just when finishing
an argument,
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just make sure to --
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'cause we are winning
Friday!
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Hey, play my song.
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♪ All I do is win, win,win no matter what ♪
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♪ Whenever me and Khaleddo the remix ♪
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♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
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Okay, great,
now Robyn --
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♪ And they stay there,and they stay there ♪
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♪ And they stay there ♪
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♪♪
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Bad news.
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Holden Zhang is running against
you for school treasurer.
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Whatever. That dude uses
a calculator for division.
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[ Laughs ]
Somebody just got Luked!
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Okay, well,
according to my Insta-poll,
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he tests high with hypebeasts,
VSCO girls, sneakerheads,
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kids who watch anime,
kids who get laid --
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The entire school.
I get it.
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[ Chuckles ]
What makes up my base?
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Boys named Luke and Miles.
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Well, that's
not good enough.
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I'm not just running
for treasurer.
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I'm stepping into
my destiny
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of being a political
power player/owner
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of the San Francisco Lukes.
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I'm gonna buy the Niners
and change their name.
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And it all starts here
with a catchy slogan,
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like, uh,
"Vote Luke Burrows."
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Mm.
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"'Cause you're worth it."
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That's L'Oréal.
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It needs to be something real,
like, "Just vote for Luke.
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We know you don't care."
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Just get someone
super popular to endorse you.
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Makayla, it's a little tacky
to endorse myself.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I was going to suggest
Terrell.
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He floats between groups,
and everyone likes him.
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You know,
your problem areas.
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Hey, you can't talk
to my candidate that way.
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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It's about time we had someone
around here
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who speaks truth to power.
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We're gonna go with
Makayla's endorsement idea.
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Wait, what?
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If you love her idea
so much,
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why don't you just make her
your new campaign manager?
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Miles, you're my best friend.
I would never do that.
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Meet your new...
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co-campaign manager!
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Hey, hey, work hard.
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Go Lukes.
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What's your angle?
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End bamboo utensils
in the cafeteria.
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I know
I petitioned for them,
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but I need a plastic knife
to cut my pizza.
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Oh. I thought this was
just a power grab.
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That too.
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Well, good luck.
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'Cause when you come
for the king,
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you better not miss.
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I'll get that later.
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♪♪
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♪ All I do is win, win,
win no matter what ♪
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♪ Creamer in my coffee,
I can never get enough ♪
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That creamer expired
three months ago.
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Mmm!
Just the way I like it!
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Okay, um, can I show
you something?
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This is your competition.
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Westchester hasn't lost
in four years,
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and you're about to
see why.
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Which isa theoretical framework
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in whichthe point-like particles
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are replacedby one-dimensional objects
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called stringsthat propagate through space
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and interact with one another.
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Man: Jefferson High,your rebuttal?
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Wow.
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Told you they were good.
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You also think
Arby's is good.
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How was
I supposed to know?
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Like, what do I do?
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Maybe you should start
being frank with your team
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that this won't be
a lay-up?
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Uh, pass.
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Let me tell you a story
about a little round boy
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with no rhythm
who wanted to be a dancer.
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His mother told him over and
over again how great he was.
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Ends up humiliating himself
in front of the entire school.
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Do you know
where he is now?
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Standing
right in front of me.
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No! He's doing 20 to 25 upstate
for grand theft auto.
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You're not
little round boy?!
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The one time I listen
to one of your stories,
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and you walk me
into a wall!
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♪♪
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Hey, Terrell,
wouldn't it be cool
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if we snapped
a quick selfie
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to get your endorsement
for school treasurer?
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Yeah,
just make it quick.
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Hold up.
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Luke, usually when a candidate
wants an endorsement,
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they offer
something in return.
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Quid pro quo.
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Now you're speaking
my language.
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Terrell, I offer you
my undying gratitude.
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Ah, thanks, man.
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Pbht!
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That's
a nice opening offer.
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You could throw in
something delicious
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and we can start
a conversation.
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How about my tuna sandwich?
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[ Hums ]
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Pbht!
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Fine, I will go
to the vending machine.
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What would you like,
Terrell?
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Sour Patches, baby.
[ Chuckles ]
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Wait!
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Make it a double.
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This feels very American.
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I'm about to
get carried away with this.
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♪♪
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Elliot.
I thought about your advice.
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Mine?
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Go on.
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And then I thought
of something better.
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Alright, that was fun
while it lasted.
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Instead, I'm just gonna get
the kids to work harder.
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Oh, it's that simple?
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Yeah, teaching's not
that difficult.
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[ Chuckles ] Well, can you
even motivate them
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seeing how much
you pump them up?
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Relax,
they're not that pumped.
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Kids: Meadows Creek!
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Meadows Creek!
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Meadows Creek!
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[ Cheering ]
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No! My hair
is way too cute today!
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What is happening?!
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You told us to practice,
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so we're practicing
our victory celebration.
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Awesome, yeah, no.
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I love the energy,
I do.
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Um, I just found out that
Westchester is tough.
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Like, they're little Terminators
sent back in time
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to win debates.
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[ As Terminator ]
I'll be back.
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To win this argument.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Normal voice ] Humor.
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Yeah, yet another reason
to vote Luke Burrows.
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Point is we need to double down
in our debate prep.
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And stop manifesting
our big-win energy?
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Sounds like a waste.
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Yeah, and you said that we were
the Avengers of debate
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and that we were
gonna ruin Westchester
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like drug-store bleach
ruined your hair.
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There is no way
I used those exact words.
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Alicia: You are the Avengers ofdebate, and you're gonna ruin
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Westchester like...drug-storebleach ruined my hair.
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New rule --
no more recording me.
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Unless I'm being hilarious.
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Well, that saves me
some data.
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Okay, we really need
to turn up our debate prep.
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Hey, speaking of
turning it up.
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Do not get turnt!
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We have a lot of work
to do!
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♪ All I do is win, win,win no matter what ♪
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♪ Got money on my mind,I can never get enough ♪
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♪ Whenever me and Khaleddo the remix ♪
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♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
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So?
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Can I get
your endorsement?
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I've already
gotten your tea,
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carried your books,
touched up your fade.
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Oh, masterfully.
[ Chuckles ]
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Thank you.
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Tell you what,
the endorsement is yours
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right after you top off
these Sour Patches.
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Okay, you don't have to
shake them at me like I'm a dog.
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Who's a good boy?
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I am.
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You'll never believe this.
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Holden Zhang dropped out.
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Yep, once he realized there was
a monthly committee meeting,
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he was like, "Nah."
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W-- Well, the committee meetings
are the best part.
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That's where we get into
the nitty gritty of the budget.
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You're back to
running uncontested.
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Oh, that is amazing!
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Hey, Terrell.
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Aah!
My sour babies!
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What the hell, man?!
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This guy's done
being your errand boy.
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Okay, well, if that guy
had a problem with this guy,
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then he should've left
these guys out of it!
259
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,328
Well, those guys wouldn't
need to be involved
260
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,430
if that guy
wasn't so greedy.
261
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:02,298
Well, this guy is so greedy
'cause that guy's so needy!
262
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:05,301
I did not know bro code
was an actual language.
263
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,974
Holden dropped out, so I no
longer need your endorsement.
264
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,644
It's not like you were gonna
get me that many votes anyway.
265
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,913
Oh, so you won't mind if I take
them when I run against you.
266
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,750
You? Ha! Never.
267
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:16,845
You're going down.
268
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,349
No, you are.
269
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,251
See you on the campaign trail.
270
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,290
Come on, team.
271
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,531
You coming?
272
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,026
Oh, yeah,
I only back winners.
273
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,598
I'm gonna see if Terrell
needs a campaign manager.
274
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,004
How do you sleep
at night?
275
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,629
Same way I do everything.
276
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,200
Better than you.
277
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,272
♪♪
278
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,107
Ooh, Elliot, come here.
279
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,712
I finally figured out a way to
give criticism to the students
280
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,538
without them
getting super upset.
281
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,384
Let's hear it.
282
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,219
You look like Harry Potter
with a drinking problem.
283
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,115
Hey!
284
00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,222
Here's a present.
285
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,387
Ooh.
286
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,645
Pez.
287
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,520
[ Crunching candy ]
288
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,162
It's the exact approach I'm
gonna take with the students.
289
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,564
You hit them with the reals
then follow with the feels.
290
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,030
[ Gasps ] Trademark.
291
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,359
And what are these reals?
292
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,673
Oh, I wrote them down
so I wouldn't chicken out.
293
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,131
Here.
I can show you.
294
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,070
Uh...
Oh, shoot.
295
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,739
I must've left them
on the lectern.
296
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,837
I left them
at the lectern!
297
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,581
Harry Potter
with a drinking problem.
298
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,718
"Sarah Maris leans
on sarcasm over facts."
299
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:23,845
Wow, what a
profound interpretation
300
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,416
of human behavior.
301
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,919
She got the reals
without the feels.
302
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,261
You guys weren't supposed
to see that yet.
303
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,756
Uh, Sarah,
this is for you.
304
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,187
Hmm.
305
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:37,103
A mini license plate
that says "Luke."
306
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,896
It's everything
I've ever wanted.
307
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,230
Here, I got to find
the right one.
308
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:45,174
"Luke Burrows has unearned
confidence and entitlement
309
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,337
that distorts
his credibility"?
310
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,276
Sarah, give him
the license plate.
311
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,075
Hurry up!
Timing is everything!
312
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,607
What kind of twisted
Secret Santa
313
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,012
are you
trying to play here?
314
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,950
No, the document you guys
are reading,
315
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,218
which I was hoping
to read out loud to you,
316
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,354
is supposed to make you do
better at tomorrow's debate.
317
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,590
How is pointing out
318
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,118
that I'm passionate
about women's issues
319
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,293
with a perfectionist streak
that can be easily exploited
320
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,932
going to help me?
321
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,457
Actually, that's mine.
322
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,532
Right, mine says I have
poor attention to detail?
323
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,628
Okay.
324
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,900
Do you actually believe
these things about us?
325
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,769
-Seriously, why don't we just --
-Guys, guys, guys.
326
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,372
You are amazing,
327
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,640
but so is Westchester.
328
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,312
Don't panic.
We're gonna work this out.
329
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,480
How are we supposed to work out
that I'm a team captain
330
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,649
who needs to get out
of her own way?
331
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,818
And no, the answer is not
giving me a fluffy doll.
332
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,747
It was a pair of jelly heels.
333
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,458
God,
you're unbelievable.
334
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,826
I shy away
from confrontation?
335
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,099
I'm not gonna argue
with that.
336
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,604
Can I have my gift now?
337
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,167
Have all of them.
338
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,808
♪♪
339
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,165
Robyn, hold on.
340
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,513
You're not supposed to be
running in the halls.
341
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,639
♪♪
342
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,253
Wait, wait, wait,
seriously!
343
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,411
These pants are way too tight
to be sweating in them.
344
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,248
Look, I know that taking
criticism can be hard.
345
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,847
I can take criticism just like
how I could've taken it
346
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,993
two weeks ago
when we first started prepping.
347
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,830
How are you
not getting this?
348
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,656
No, wait, Robyn.
349
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,202
[ Groans ]
350
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,274
I don't know exactly how,
351
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,536
but this is all your fault.
352
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:32,949
♪♪
353
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,182
Vote for Luke. Want a cookie?
Hey, want a cookie?
354
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,724
How come nobody
wants to eat my face?
355
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,660
I mean, the Tic Tacs you used
for your teeth
356
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,221
are a little off-putting.
357
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,133
Hey, let me see
that cookie.
358
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,292
[ Chuckles ]
359
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,367
Damn it!
360
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,898
It tastes delicious!
361
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,903
Come on.
362
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,644
♪♪
363
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,578
...sure all the extracurriculars
are adequately funded,
364
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,378
and that is why
you should vote Terrell!
365
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:10,149
Because treasurer doesn't start
with an "L."
366
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,746
It starts with a "T."
367
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,691
[ Applause ]
368
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,523
God, he's good.
369
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,019
Hey, Miles.
You got any extra cookies?
370
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,891
My parents need some mulch.
371
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,059
Hey, hey,
listen up, everybody!
372
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,504
If you vote for me,
I'll Venmo you each $5.
373
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,597
Oh, oh,
did you hear that?
374
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,442
He wants to
buy your votes!
375
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,607
[ Booing ]
376
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,906
Sorry, I meant --
I meant $10.
377
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,178
[ Cheering ]
378
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,083
Hey!
Okay, oh, hey.
379
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,948
Money's nice,
but if you vote for me,
380
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,546
you'll get this
every Friday.
381
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,516
Pizza!
382
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,023
[ Cheering ]
383
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,515
Ooh!
384
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,046
Really, dude?
385
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,291
I'm sorry.
386
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,459
But it's pizza.
387
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,792
Don't worry. We can
regroup back at HQ.
388
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,404
Let's just go back
to calling it the library...
389
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,733
'cause my campaign
is obviously dead.
390
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,296
Damn, I'm good!
391
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,074
Seriously, taste me.
392
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,969
Let me ask you a question.
393
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,644
Do you even want this?
394
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,113
I've already had like six.
[ Chuckles ]
395
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,582
No, I mean
being treasurer.
396
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,047
Uh, I don't know. I mean,
I wanted Sour Patch Kids.
397
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,746
Next thing you know,
I'm running for office.
398
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,387
Come to think of it, that's
actually how I got into debate.
399
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,323
And swimming, baking.
400
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,162
Focus.
401
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,987
Okay, look, truth is
Luke challenged me,
402
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,133
and I don't ever back away
from challenges.
403
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,669
I'm just
teaching him a lesson.
404
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,495
Yeah, but Luke really
wants to be treasurer.
405
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,570
It's the first of 46 steps
to become a Senator.
406
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,014
My point is,
if you're his friend
407
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,335
and you really
don't want this,
408
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,580
then maybe you
should reconsider.
409
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:49,922
♪♪
410
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,582
Yeah, just remember,
clear and direct.
411
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,750
That's all you got --
412
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,348
Hey, uh,
everyone's accounted for
413
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,793
except for Robyn.
414
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,364
They really want to win,
but they're a little freaked out
415
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,686
their team captain
isn't coming.
416
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,661
She didn't quit
'cause of you, did she?
417
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,029
Absolutely not.
418
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,197
Ah, see,
that takes me back...
419
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,696
to Robyn telling me
she quit because of you.
420
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,199
Where is she?
421
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,370
Usually, when a teacher wants
something from a student,
422
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,769
they...
423
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,637
offer something in return.
424
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,036
Um, I have...
425
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,340
two loose Advil?
426
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,943
Pbht!
427
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:23,321
Oh, uh, hey, how about a crappy
grade if you don't play ball?
428
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,822
Understood.
Follow me.
429
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,993
Hey, Elliot, stall.
Do whatever you have to do.
430
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,192
Okay.
431
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,988
Yoga it is.
432
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,456
Alicia:
[ Clears throat ]
433
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,899
Really?
434
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,497
She went full
authority figure on me.
435
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,071
I'm not
going to the debate.
436
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,638
Look,
if this is about me,
437
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,977
I'm sorry I didn't give you
that feedback sooner.
438
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,413
So why didn't you?
439
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,081
Why does a groundhog
need to see his own shadow
440
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,249
to know if it'll be
a long winter?
441
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,718
No one knows.
442
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,417
Actually,
it was a fable
443
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,719
spun by the industrial farm
complex to ensure that --
444
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:06,061
Have you brainiacs ever heard
of a casual conversation?
445
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,503
Look, I know how hard
that stuff is to hear,
446
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,161
and I didn't want to
bring you down.
447
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,870
Yeah,
but I'm team captain,
448
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,731
and you're trying to protect me
like I'm some little kid.
449
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,004
That's...
totally fair.
450
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,040
I really was just trying
to keep it positive.
451
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,035
I know, but instead,
you were being fake.
452
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,608
I mean, one of the things
I like about you
453
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,350
is that you actually
cannot help but be yourself.
454
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,283
What other teacher would admit
to joining a cult?
455
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,592
SoulCycle is not a cult,
it is a lifestyle.
456
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,615
Really?
457
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,261
I promise from now on
not to pull any more punches,
458
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,587
and I hope that
you will do the same.
459
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,262
[ Chuckles ]
460
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,131
Okay, I don't see
that going over well.
461
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,570
Uh, what is so funny?
462
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,632
You think I can't handle
some honest feedback?
463
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,974
'Cause I have fluorescent
lighting in my apartment.
464
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,871
Really? 'Cause I have
some critiques for you.
465
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,041
I wrote it
when I was mad.
466
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,410
You have to send me
a copy of this later.
467
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,948
Oh, you wrote three pages.
468
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,890
Super cool.
Mm-hmm.
469
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,253
Self-absorbed.
470
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,461
Check.
471
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,956
Immature. I'm gonna take that
as "young."
472
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,426
Okay,
I would not have to laugh
473
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,725
at my own jokes
if other people did.
474
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,269
I'd like to be done
with this game now.
475
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,338
[ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry, I'm --
476
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,007
I went a little bit
overboard.
477
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,006
You're happy with yourself,
aren't you?
478
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,508
Definitely happier than I was
a few minutes ago.
479
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,611
Me too.
480
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,079
[ Chuckles ]
481
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,477
Then you've not gotten
to the back of page three yet.
482
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,183
[ Laughs ] Yikes.
483
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,354
♪♪
484
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,092
Into dancer's pose.
485
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,426
I hope Ms. Gomez
can find Robyn soon,
486
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,592
because I've seen angles
on Mr. Escalante
487
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,130
I can never unsee.
488
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,655
Hey,
if Robyn doesn't show up,
489
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,373
why don't you just
run in her place,
490
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,865
since that's
what you do now?
491
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,268
Alright, that's fair.
492
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,006
I'm sorry I ruined
your campaign.
493
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,705
I just got really caught up
in the competition.
494
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,213
Truth -- this guy doesn't even
want to be treasurer.
495
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,452
So he's dropping out.
496
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,115
That means a lot.
497
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,518
But you're soft.
You'd never make it in politics.
498
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,061
[ Chuckles ]
499
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,962
I can tell
you're really upset.
500
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,498
I'm sorry I got so intense
about the campaign.
501
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,534
Are you kidding?
502
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,202
I love the drama.
503
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,400
I'm just a little
worried about Westchester.
504
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,741
I know.
505
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,509
At first, I thought
that kid was cute.
506
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:36,884
And now you think
he's a vampire
507
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,235
sent back to feed
on your confidence?
508
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,305
I do now.
509
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,251
At least
we'll go down together.
510
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,550
Nobody's going down
except for Westchester.
511
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,993
-Hey, you made it!
-Oh, thank God you're here.
512
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,094
Of course I did.
Come on, bring it in.
513
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,591
Alright, everybody listen up.
514
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,162
I know we're the better team,
and if we stick together,
515
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,828
we're gonna win this,
because I believe in you,
516
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,426
and Ms. G believes in you,
right?
517
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,831
Damn right.
518
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,399
Now hurry up so your parents
don't get tired of waiting
519
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,701
outside in their cars.
"Win" on three!
520
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,599
Together:
One, two, three, win!
521
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,274
Wow, you guys lost bad.
522
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,172
Yeah, we did.
523
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,510
Did you just hit me
with the reals
524
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,450
and then follow
with the feels?
525
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,793
'Cause that
is trademarked.
526
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,445
[ Chuckles ]
527
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,753
Hey,
if you think about it,
528
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,424
Westchester kind of
did you a favor.
529
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,793
You don't have to worry
about your team
530
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,191
having big heads anymore.
531
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,289
[ All chanting
"We're number two!" ]
532
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,304
Guys,
that chant doesn't sound
533
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,296
as good
as you think it does.
534
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,528
We're runners up!
535
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:39,710
[ All chanting
"We're runners up!" ]
536
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,640
My fellow students.
537
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,241
Hi, my name is Terrell Hayward.
538
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,639
And in this upcoming election,
539
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,284
I'll be voting for
my close personal friend
540
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,379
Luke Burrows
for school treasurer.
541
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,048
Luke --
he's what's for dinner.
542
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,555
Do they know
everyone voted yesterday?
543
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,834
One loss at a time.
544
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,626
♪ All I do is win, win,
win no matter what ♪
545
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,829
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪
546
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,572
♪ Whenever me and Khaled
do the remix ♪
547
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:13,165
♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
548
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,282
♪ And they stay there ♪
549
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,611
♪ And they stay there ♪
550
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,646
♪ Up, down, up, down,
up, down ♪
551
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,805
♪ 'Cause all I do is win,
win, win ♪
552
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,854
♪ And if you goin' in,
put your hands in the air ♪
553
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,521
♪ Make 'em stay there ♪
554
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:32,419
♪♪
555
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,591
♪ And they stay there ♪
556
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:36,861
♪ And they stay there ♪
557
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,862
♪ Up, down, up, down,
up, down ♪
558
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,004
♪ 'Cause all I do is win,
win, win ♪
559
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,200
♪ And if you goin' in,
put your hands in the air ♪
560
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:49,800
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