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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:36,705 (ENGINE CHUGGING) 2 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:40,875 (TRAIN HOOTING) 3 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:49,217 Budapest. 4 00:00:49,384 --> 00:00:51,636 - The next stop's Budapest. - (ALL GASPING) 5 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:53,638 Budapest is the next stop. 6 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,640 Budapest. 7 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:57,100 Tickets, ladies. 8 00:00:57,434 --> 00:00:58,435 (IN FALSETTO) Oop, here you go. 9 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,395 - (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine. - (IN FALSETTO) And mine. 10 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,522 - (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too! - (IN FALSETTO) Here you go! 11 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:07,068 Thank you, young man. 12 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,904 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Man, I hate wearing disguises. 13 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:11,865 These heels are killing me. 14 00:01:12,449 --> 00:01:13,700 Okay, take it down a notch. 15 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,243 We don't want to alarm the humans. 16 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,786 (BOY WHIMPERING) 17 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:17,996 Psst. Drac. 18 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:21,458 (GERMAN ACCENT) I'm about to und freak out! 19 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:23,376 You're a nice kitty. 20 00:01:24,461 --> 00:01:25,712 I'm und kitty-cat. 21 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,006 Meow. Meow! 22 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:33,928 (ALL GASP) 23 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,140 Oh, no, not this clown again. 24 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,726 Good evening, travelers. 25 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:43,146 I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. 26 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,274 Yes. One of the Van Helsings. 27 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:49,819 For centuries, my family has protected humanity 28 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:52,238 from the evils of monsters. 29 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:57,410 So you can believe me when I tell you, there are monsters hiding amongst you! 30 00:01:57,494 --> 00:01:58,661 (LOUD CLUCKING) 31 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,330 But fear not, 32 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:04,250 for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out 33 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:07,754 these beasts and bring them into the light! 34 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:09,798 Fire bad! 35 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,090 (YOWLING) 36 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,551 - (SCREAMING) - (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 37 00:02:21,518 --> 00:02:23,269 (ALL WHIMPERING) 38 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:25,271 (YELPING) 39 00:02:35,657 --> 00:02:36,908 FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa! 40 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:43,623 Sorry, guys. 41 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:44,833 (ALL SCREAMING) 42 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,126 (ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING) 43 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,921 (MURRAY SCREAMING) 44 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,762 Finally! First I kill Dracula, 45 00:02:57,929 --> 00:03:00,723 and then the rest of the monsters! 46 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:02,642 Why do you keep doing this? 47 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:05,645 Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny... 48 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,313 I defeated them all. 49 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:10,984 When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate? 50 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:14,153 Never! Because you, monster, are a... 51 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,698 (HIGH-PITCHED) Eh, squeak, squeak. 52 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:18,116 What? A mouse? 53 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:19,993 VAN HELSING: Ahhh! 54 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,830 You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! 55 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:26,791 I will hunt you for all eternity! 56 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:27,876 (SCREAMS) 57 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:33,381 I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... (GROANS) 58 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,465 And... (YELPS) 59 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:35,758 Every... (GROANS) 60 00:03:35,884 --> 00:03:36,926 Other... 61 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,136 Monster... Ow! 62 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,721 If it's the last thing... (GROANS) 63 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:41,014 I... (GRUNTS) 64 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:42,140 Ever... (GROANS) 65 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:43,683 Do! 66 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:46,352 (THUNDER CRASHING) 67 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,522 Boy, that guy is annoying. 68 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,733 Maybe one day there will be a place 69 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:54,360 where monsters can go to get away from it all, 70 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,987 take a vacation. 71 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,615 Who knows, maybe even get married. 72 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,283 Wouldn't that be something? 73 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,832 (SCREAMING) 74 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:10,251 (THUNDER CRASHING) 75 00:04:31,898 --> 00:04:35,109 - (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING) - (BAND MOANING MELODY) 76 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,655 GUESTS: Hmm? 77 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:45,119 (BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE) 78 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:46,454 (SHUSHING) It's okay. 79 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:48,665 Oh, when is this thing starting? 80 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:51,250 Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. 81 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:54,003 All except this little one. Coochie-coochie... 82 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,880 WAYNE: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. 83 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,048 (YELPING IN PAIN) 84 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:59,133 - She bites. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 85 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,803 - This is a very special moment, Carl. - (WHIMPERING) 86 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:07,225 Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle. 87 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:11,145 Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming. 88 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:12,605 - (AIR DEFLATING) - Oh, don't worry. 89 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:16,734 Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control. 90 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:19,529 Mavey, is everything under control? 91 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,824 Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters. 92 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:23,992 (SCREAMING) 93 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:27,537 Ahhh! 94 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,414 (HISSING) 95 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:31,624 (WHIMPERING) 96 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,420 Yep, everything is fine here. 97 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,879 (SOBBING) 98 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:38,673 Please try to relax, Lucy. 99 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,466 I've taken care of everything. 100 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:43,177 The wedding is going to be perfect. 101 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:44,846 It's not that. 102 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,765 Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing? 103 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,183 (BLOWING NOSE) 104 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:50,393 (GLASS SHATTERS) 105 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,812 - (CRYING) - I know just how you feel. 106 00:05:52,979 --> 00:05:56,274 The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life, 107 00:05:56,441 --> 00:05:57,817 but I was so nervous. 108 00:05:57,984 --> 00:05:59,694 Not as nervous as I was. 109 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,447 And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess. 110 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,241 I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night. 111 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,243 But he knew it was meant to be. 112 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:11,205 It doesn't matter where you come from or how different you are. 113 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:15,293 A Zing only happens once in your life, and you have to cherish it. 114 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,045 (CRIES, CHUCKLES) 115 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:19,005 ALL: Aw. 116 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:21,424 You're right! Thank you! 117 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,844 (GRUNTING) Okay. All right. Okay. 118 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:25,928 Oh. Uh... Okay. (FORCED CHUCKLE) 119 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,182 (BLABBING) 120 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:30,475 I do. 121 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,018 (BLABBING) 122 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,062 I do. 123 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:35,146 (BLABBING) 124 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,191 - (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) - (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 125 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,817 (DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING) 126 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:40,902 Do you hear that? 127 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:42,612 Yes. I thought we locked him in his room. 128 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:43,696 We did! 129 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:45,865 - (BARKING) - DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa! 130 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:47,366 - (PANTING) - Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa. 131 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,451 - Dennis! - Dennis! 132 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,661 Tinkles was crying, so we let him out. 133 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,330 (BARKING) 134 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,667 Ahhh! 135 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,881 Tinkles, sit! 136 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,138 (TINKLES WHINING) 137 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:11,933 DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy? 138 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,894 - Um... Yours? - (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 139 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,187 (STAMMERS) 140 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,313 Right. 141 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,732 Poor Tinkles. 142 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:21,067 MAVIS: Dennis... 143 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,445 Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles, 144 00:07:24,529 --> 00:07:26,405 but we're not allowed to bring our dogs... 145 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,534 - (GASPS) - Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere. 146 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,701 Okay? 147 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:32,120 Okay. 148 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,288 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 149 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:35,873 - I'm in love - I'm in love with a monster 150 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,417 DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house. 151 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:42,880 It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles! 152 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:45,925 - (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING) - CROWD: Aw! 153 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,679 JONATHAN: The bride and groom invite everyone 154 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:51,389 to join them on the dance floor. 155 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:55,518 Always and forever 156 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,894 FEMALE MONSTER: Care to dance? 157 00:07:56,978 --> 00:08:00,106 Each moment with you 158 00:08:01,858 --> 00:08:04,569 - GRIFFIN: Is that her? - Ooh! Watch out now. 159 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,238 She got stitches in all the right places. 160 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:10,491 Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank. 161 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:12,201 No, she's my right arm's cousin. 162 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,578 (CHUCKLES) 163 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,329 - (BONES CRUNCHING) - Ay! Oh! 164 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,999 - Oh! - GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now. 165 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:20,084 - Frank wanted me to meet you. - (BONES CRUNCHING) 166 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:23,671 We're arm cousins, twice removed. 167 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:26,424 DRACULA: Of course. 168 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:30,136 I'd recognize that bicep anywhere. 169 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:34,307 He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off, maybe go on a date? 170 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,850 DRACULA: "Date"? Oh! 171 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,352 Well, eh, it's just that, eh... 172 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,732 - (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS) - Whoa! 173 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,067 The DJ booth is a sacred space! 174 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,737 (GIGGLES) I love this song! 175 00:08:47,987 --> 00:08:49,530 (GIGGLING) 176 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,282 Don't you? 177 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:52,575 Dracula? 178 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,368 Oh, where'd he go? 179 00:08:54,619 --> 00:08:56,454 Dracula? 180 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,122 (DEEP GROWL) 181 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,709 What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her? 182 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,003 No offense, but you can't be too picky. 183 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,047 You haven't had a date in 100 years. 184 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:10,384 Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me. 185 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,262 You only Zing once, and I did. 186 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,223 Times have changed, buddy. 187 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:18,309 You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now. 188 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,061 What? Really? 189 00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:21,604 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 190 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:22,939 I'm far too busy. 191 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:27,068 I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh. 192 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,779 Um, did you guys hear that? 193 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,781 He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 194 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,950 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"! 195 00:09:38,246 --> 00:09:39,372 (BEEPS) 196 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,873 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 197 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,086 Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing. 198 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:48,172 - Okay. Changing phone ring. - (RINGTONE PLAYS) 199 00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,883 No, no. I'm looking for a date. 200 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:53,344 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 201 00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:55,554 No, no, no. 202 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,515 I want to meet someone. 203 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,184 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 204 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,603 Are you kidding me right now? 205 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:05,898 Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! 206 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,317 I'm lonely. 207 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:10,361 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 208 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,780 - You want baloney. - (GROANS) 209 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,284 - (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING) - (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 210 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:18,536 (MUMBLES) 211 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,037 What? Look at that hair. Come on. 212 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,498 Ah. Too many eyes. 213 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,749 Too few eyes. 214 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,334 - Not into tentacles. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 215 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:26,836 "Match found"? 216 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,713 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - No, no, no! 217 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,006 First things first. 218 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:31,215 - (CATS SNARL) - Whoa! 219 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:32,383 I'm not into games. 220 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,094 You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you. 221 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,346 - (CATS YOWLING) - (DRACULA EXCLAIMING) 222 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,764 DRACULA: Oh, no. 223 00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:39,849 Oh, whoa, no. 224 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,559 Dad? 225 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,352 Oh! Mavis! Oh. 226 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,021 Uh, what are you doing here? 227 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,815 I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something. 228 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,067 Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug. 229 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:52,278 I was just cleaning the attic. 230 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,363 (SCATTING MELODY) 231 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,910 It's so dirty, ah, yes... 232 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,912 - WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that? - Are you on the phone? 233 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:07,001 What, this? I was just trying to find a maid 234 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,462 - to help me with the mess. - WITCH: A maid? 235 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,756 - Who do you think... - Thank you, I'll check your references 236 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,215 and get back to you. Goodbye! 237 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,720 (RESUMES SCATTING MELODY) 238 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,846 - Dad. - (STAMMERS) 239 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,598 Stop trying to hide it from me. 240 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,017 Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me? 241 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,185 Yes. 242 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,978 And I know what it is. 243 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,022 Uh... Really? 244 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,691 You're stressed out from working too hard. 245 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,068 Oh! 246 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,361 Okay, yes. 247 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:34,779 You got me. 248 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,947 It's a big hotel, you know? 249 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,532 Can't get to everything. 250 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,784 But what about you? 251 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,744 You're pretty busy yourself. 252 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:45,164 I know. It seems like now that we're working together more, 253 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,707 we're seeing each other less. 254 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,002 Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right. 255 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,922 I am working too much, you're working too much. 256 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,092 We should really take a break, starting right now. 257 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,343 Night-night. 258 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:03,224 - (SIGHS) - WITCH: I'm still here! 259 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,308 (CAT YOWLS) 260 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,644 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 261 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,691 (ALL SNORING) 262 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,029 Aw. 263 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,991 Oh! Hey, honey. 264 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,160 You ready for (YAWNS) 265 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,912 date night? 266 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,247 - (YAWNS) - Aw. 267 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,498 That's okay, sweetheart. 268 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,833 You rest. 269 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,543 - (RESUMES SNORING) - (SIGHS) 270 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,046 You know, Dad's right. 271 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,548 We need a break. 272 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,467 We need to all be together again, like a family. 273 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,177 Like we used to. 274 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,808 MAN: (ON TV) Are you overworked and stressed out? 275 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,060 - (GRUNTS) - Do you need some family time? 276 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,187 Are you a monster? 277 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,565 Then you need a vacation, 278 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,733 a monster vacation. 279 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,820 Sail away, sail away, sail away 280 00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:02,241 STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard Gremlin Air. 281 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,285 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 282 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,121 (CACKLING) 283 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,582 - Ah! - (SCREAMS) 284 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,167 (SHOUTING GIBBERISH) 285 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,710 (CACKLING) 286 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,005 (GREMLINS GRUNTING AND CHATTERING) 287 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,300 (GREMLIN CACKLING) 288 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,177 Ladies and gentlemen, 289 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,637 please direct your attention to the front of the cabin. 290 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,848 For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts. 291 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,932 Ooh. 292 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,851 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 293 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,935 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 294 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,063 In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure, 295 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,732 oxygen will be provided. 296 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,567 (GREMLIN BLOWING) 297 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,028 Can I stow that for you, sir? 298 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,362 All right. Thanks. 299 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,700 Beverages. Snacks. Beverages. 300 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,577 Beverages. Snacks. 301 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,661 Beverages. 302 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,330 (BUZZING) 303 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,125 - (BONES CRUNCH) - Ahhh! 304 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,586 - Coffee? - That would be lovely. 305 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,670 (SCREAMING) 306 00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:59,006 - (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING) - (CACKLES) 307 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,424 (GRUNTS) 308 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,595 Mavis, please, you're torturing me. 309 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,764 You know I hate surprises. 310 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,183 (CHUCKLES) This is a fun surprise. 311 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,268 There are no fun surprises. 312 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,062 Just tell me where we're going. 313 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,647 Why are we on a plane? 314 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,524 We can fly, you know. 315 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,026 Back in my day, people took trains. 316 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,528 Now, that's classy. 317 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,614 Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room 318 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,492 with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars, 319 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,452 arguing who was more attractive, 320 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,037 Cleopatra or Nefertiti. 321 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,081 (GROANS) Nefertiti. 322 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,791 - Okay, Dad, thank you. - (LAUGHS) 323 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,086 Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise! 324 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,923 I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most. 325 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,927 But I beg of you, tell me where we're going! 326 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,806 Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry. 327 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,391 You've been so stressed out lately. 328 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,893 It's time for you to relax. 329 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,149 (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 330 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,736 - (GRUNTS) - Now, isn't that better? 331 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,113 Oh, yes. 332 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,614 So relaxed. 333 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,828 I'm gonna go check on you-know-who. 334 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,454 I'll be right back. 335 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,790 - I have to go to the bathroom. - (GREMLIN CACKLES) 336 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,083 Hey, did you see that? 337 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,751 Dennis went to the bathroom! 338 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,628 Uh... Okay. 339 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,301 Psst. Hey, where are you? 340 00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:30,139 (WHINES) 341 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,099 There you are, Tinkles. 342 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,102 Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone. 343 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:36,645 PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks, you're free to move 344 00:15:36,729 --> 00:15:38,981 about the cabin, as we have started our descent. 345 00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,152 (ENGINE WHINES) 346 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:44,862 (SCREAMING) 347 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,869 - (OVEN DINGS) - (MUZAK PLAYING) 348 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,371 (ALARM BEEPING) 349 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,249 So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill? 350 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,709 Oh, you know, the usual. 351 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,461 Got to take the kids to soccer. 352 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,712 (BOTH SLURPING) 353 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,050 STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages. 354 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,177 Snacks. Beverages. Snacks. 355 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,768 (HULL CREAKING) 356 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,817 Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination, 357 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,402 the Bermuda Triangle. 358 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,416 ALL: Ooh! 359 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,795 (PASSENGERS WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 360 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,996 Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, 361 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,875 where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime. 362 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,715 A cruise? 363 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,007 Surprise! 364 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,093 (GRUMBLES) Oh, no, you... No. 365 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:35,597 But it's just like a hotel on the water. 366 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:40,018 I just figured you need a vacation from running everyone else's vacation. 367 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,896 You've barely been out of the hotel since... 368 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,982 Well, since Mom died. 369 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,235 But this is a chance to make new memories, 370 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,611 with all of us. 371 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,988 With Dennis. 372 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:57,286 - Boat! - Boat! 373 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,625 Who made you such an amazing daughter? 374 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,918 You. 375 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,295 (CHUCKLES) That's right! 376 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,963 What a father I am. 377 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,841 Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising! 378 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,134 - DENNIS: Yay! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 379 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,012 (WITCHES CACKLING) 380 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,765 (WHOOPING, CACKLING) 381 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,198 - DENNIS: Wow! - (ALL GASP) 382 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,995 (HORN BLOWING) 383 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,665 (FAINT CHEERING) 384 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,513 (PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING) 385 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,016 Okay. Smile. 386 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,227 - (CRYING RESUMES) - Thank you. 387 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,354 (CACKLING) 388 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,570 Ow! 389 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,740 DENNIS: "No pets allowed"? 390 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,700 Uh-oh. 391 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,503 Perfect. 392 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,008 (GROANS) 393 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,344 FISH MAN: Welcome aboard. How are you doing? 394 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,846 - Dennis, come on. - FISH MAN: Nice to see you. 395 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,264 Oh, lovely shirt. Yes. 396 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,641 Oh, hello. Welcome aboard. 397 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,943 Uh, this is Bob. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 398 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,236 Say hi, Bob. 399 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,571 "Hi, Bob." 400 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,664 Oh, my gosh, Griffin. 401 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,374 I'm, like, so excited. 402 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,793 This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to. 403 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,044 GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES) 404 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,046 Man, this is amazing! 405 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,548 There's so much to do! 406 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,633 Olympic-size swimming pool... 407 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,428 All-you-can-eat buffet... 408 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:22,890 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 409 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,474 Full-service spa... 410 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,312 Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap! 411 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,981 Wow, it sounds like everything we can do 412 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,774 at our hotel! 413 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:35,319 Except on the water! 414 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,070 (MURRAY CACKLING) 415 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,073 - (FIREWORKS EXPLODING) - (SHRIEKING) 416 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,243 - (CROWD GASPING) - (WHINING) 417 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,121 (CROWD GASPING) 418 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,333 ALL: Ooh! Ah! 419 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,418 - (GIGGLING) - Wow! 420 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,502 You nailed it, honey. 421 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,922 Your dad is going to love this! 422 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,840 Best summer vacation ever! 423 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,717 Wait till you see the itinerary. 424 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,177 - (FIREWORK EXPLODES) - Oh! 425 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,637 That's nice. 426 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,348 Frank, "fire bad." Remember? 427 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,100 Oh, yeah, right, but, uh, maybe you'll find 428 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,561 your own fireworks on the cruise, huh? 429 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,647 It's not the Love Boat, Frank. 430 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,733 I'm just here to have fun with my family. 431 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,571 - (GRUNTING) - DRACULA: Huh? 432 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,658 Ha! 433 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:23,784 Ahoy there! 434 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,243 Welcome aboard! 435 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,411 (GREETS IN SPANISH) 436 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,537 (GREETS IN GERMAN) 437 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,039 (GREETS IN RUSSIAN) 438 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,123 (GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 439 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,416 (PURRS) 440 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,001 (DEEP GROWL) 441 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,545 Whoa! Who is that? 442 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,219 I am Captain Ericka. 443 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,180 And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me. 444 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,266 I could not be more excited to have all of you on board 445 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,936 our first-ever monster cruise! 446 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,104 (ALL CHEERING) 447 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,857 (RAPID HEARTBEAT) 448 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,568 Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES) 449 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,697 Dad? Are you okay? 450 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,032 Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah? 451 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,159 Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! 452 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,744 Drac? Not likely. 453 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,414 Yeah, the only heart attack that can hurt him is with a wooden stake. 454 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,540 It must be a stroke! 455 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,583 Actually, I think it might be her. 456 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,461 Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here. 457 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,338 You always stand so close to me. 458 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:19,423 It's creepy. 459 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:23,468 For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows, 460 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,012 but not anymore! 461 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:29,433 You've stood up and waved your hand or claw or tentacle 462 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:34,396 and said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!" 463 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,314 (ALL CHEERING) 464 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,860 Now it's time to celebrate! 465 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,071 You'll enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, 466 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,781 and nonstop entertainment, 467 00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,909 all on the way to our final destination, 468 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:51,038 the lost city that isn't lost anymore, 469 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,540 Atlantis! 470 00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:55,375 (CROWD CHEERING) 471 00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,379 Oh, yeah! 472 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:00,464 Whoo-hoo! 473 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,175 Whoa! The fish are acrobats! 474 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,509 They're fishcrobats! 475 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,470 - (JONATHAN GRUNTING) - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 476 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,931 Hello. How y'all doing? 477 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,684 - (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING) - So... 478 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:16,229 You must be the one and only Dracula. 479 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:21,026 I have waited so long to meet you. 480 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,612 Wow, you really don't age, do you? 481 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,155 I would kill for your skin. 482 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,158 (CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday? 483 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,327 Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian. 484 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,870 Oh. Always wanted to learn. 485 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,581 Uh, eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday? 486 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,750 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 487 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,627 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 488 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,629 Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday. 489 00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:43,215 Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday. 490 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,634 Oh, such a romantic language. 491 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,677 You know, there's just something about an accent 492 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,972 that makes a man sound so intelligent. 493 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,641 - Alibooboo. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 494 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,309 That's Transylvanian right there. 495 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,436 He's saying it's nice to meet you. 496 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,148 (CHUCKLES) Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well. 497 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,693 - Alibooboo. Alibooboo. - Drac! Drac, snap out of it. 498 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,612 Wait. I've always wanted to do this. 499 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,697 Wake up! Wake up, Drac! (SLAPPING) 500 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,032 Snap out of it! 501 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:10,408 Hey, cut it out! 502 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:11,785 Hey, buddy, you okay? 503 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,371 No, not okay. 504 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,747 Not okay! 505 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,749 (STAMMERS) I... I... 506 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,334 I... 507 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,128 Zinged. 508 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,227 - (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 509 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,774 (PLAYING DOWNTOWN) 510 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,616 (SPOKEN SINGING) I went to the moped store, I said, "Sell it" 511 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,743 Salesman's like, "What up? What's your budget?" 512 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,829 And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothin' about mopeds" 513 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,123 He said, "I got the one for you, follow me" 514 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,208 Ooh, it's too real 515 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,586 A chromed-out mirror, I don't need a windshield 516 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,881 (VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE) 517 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Mmm! 518 00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,346 VLAD: (SINGING) It's a lovely day 519 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,431 - Ooh! - Oh! 520 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:15,515 Check that out! 521 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,935 VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES) 522 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:23,273 (SIGHS) Here we go. 523 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,525 - Mmm, yummy. - (GROWLS) 524 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,072 (GRUNTING) 525 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,910 (SIGHS) 526 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,079 WITCH: Ah! 527 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,917 WOMAN: (SINGING) Auf Wiedersehen 528 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,962 Danke schoen 529 00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,382 (MUFFLED GROANING) 530 00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:52,260 (GASPS) 531 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,387 (MUFFLED GROANING) 532 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,472 (RETCHES) 533 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:58,266 Papa. 534 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,270 - (BARKING, CRYING) - (GASPING) 535 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,565 (PUPPIES WAILING) 536 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,365 "Kids Club." 537 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,617 What's a kids club? 538 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,287 (MONSTER BABY BELCHES) 539 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,122 (GRUNTS, GIGGLES) 540 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:22,207 Whee! 541 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,084 Whee! 542 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,797 - Fish. - That's right, dear. 543 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,674 I'm still not sure I understand. 544 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:34,344 You take my kids, all day, on purpose? 545 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,553 Fish. 546 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,805 That's right. 547 00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:39,099 What exactly don't you understand? 548 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,725 - Why? Ow! - Shh. 549 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:44,562 So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time. 550 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,023 - (SNIFFLES) - Fish. 551 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:50,527 Oh, don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day. 552 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,737 Fish. 553 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,198 Oh, well. That's better than nothing. (WHISTLES) 554 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,493 Oh. Oh! 555 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,001 - So... - (GLASS SHATTERS) 556 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,544 What do we do now? 557 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:12,090 I think we do whatever we want. 558 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,093 "Whatever we want"? 559 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,053 Whatever we want. 560 00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,889 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want! 561 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:23,893 BOTH: (CHANTING) Whatever we want. 562 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,646 - Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want. 563 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,773 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want. 564 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,359 Oh, hi. Hello. 565 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,652 How y'all doin'? 566 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:33,903 - Oh. (CHUCKLING) - Good evening, Captain. 567 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,905 Well, hello. Oh, my goodness. 568 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,907 Ah! (CHUCKLES) 569 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,578 Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail? You know... 570 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:45,373 - Oh! Certainly. - Okay. Thank you so much. 571 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,835 Oh, hello. 572 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,295 Welcome aboard. 573 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:21,034 Ugh! You were so right, Great-Grandfather. 574 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,787 Monsters are disgusting! 575 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,914 VAN HELSING: They're animals! 576 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,090 (CHUGGING, SQUEAKING) 577 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,432 I'll be right there. 578 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,018 (PANTS, GROANS) 579 00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:49,521 (SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING) 580 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,068 Dracula, is he on board? 581 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:58,446 Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh! 582 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,989 I was so nice to him. 583 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,367 That pale face of his and his goofy smile, 584 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,993 showing off his fangs. 585 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,829 Argh, it's just like you taught me! 586 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:08,331 It's even worse than I feared! 587 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,584 It was that fateful night that I realized 588 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:15,088 a human could never defeat a monster. 589 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,756 (SCREAMING) 590 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,679 But I wouldn't let our family legacy die. 591 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:28,017 And so, I began to search for an answer. 592 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:33,356 And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction 593 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,650 so powerful it destroyed Atlantis, 594 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,654 a whole city of monsters. (CHUCKLES) 595 00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:43,867 And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting. 596 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:47,620 Endlessly, I searched for the lost city. 597 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:51,249 Time passed, and my body began to fail me. 598 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,877 Oh, it was so sad, Ericka. 599 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,504 First my liver, then my spleen, 600 00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:58,882 followed by a kidney or two. 601 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,343 Then my golden locks. (MOANS) 602 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,346 But I wouldn't let that stop me. 603 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:10,310 I replaced my failing organs with technology! 604 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,394 Ha-ha! 605 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,813 And look at me now. 606 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,523 Mmm-hmm! 607 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,485 Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really. 608 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:21,404 Um, sure. 609 00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:27,535 And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis. 610 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:29,329 Oh, forget about all this! 611 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:30,830 Let me get rid of Dracula right now. 612 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:32,624 I was so close to him, I could've just... 613 00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,083 (GRUNTING) 614 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,753 No, no, no! 615 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,130 We have to stick to the plan. 616 00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:43,426 Lure the monsters to Atlantis, retrieve the instrument of destruction, 617 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,262 trap them there, and then wipe them out. 618 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,889 It's simple, Ericka! 619 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:51,142 Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula. 620 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,644 Ugh, fine! 621 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:54,854 - I promise. - Promise what? 622 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:58,608 (GROANS) I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay? 623 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,902 (SNORING) 624 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:04,822 Ugh. 625 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:09,118 Don't worry, Great-Grandfather, I won't try and kill him... 626 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,912 I will kill him. 627 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:16,668 Tonight... 628 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:21,506 I just want to take you higher 629 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,760 Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 630 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:29,430 - Girls - What y'all tryin' to do? 631 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:35,520 24-karat magic in the air 632 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,730 Head-to-toe 633 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,107 Whew! 634 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:40,191 Uh, look out 635 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:41,568 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 636 00:31:41,651 --> 00:31:43,444 - Pop, pop, it's showtime - Showtime 637 00:31:43,528 --> 00:31:44,612 - Showtime - Showtime 638 00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:46,573 Guess who's back again 639 00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:47,740 - Oh, they don't know? - Go on, tell 'em 640 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:48,825 - Oh, they don't know? - Go on, tell 'em 641 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,368 I'll bet they know as soon as we walk in 642 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,161 - Sho' 'nuff - I'm wearin' Cuban links 643 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:53,246 - Designer'minks - Yeah 644 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,748 (BABBLING) 645 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,917 Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself 646 00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,836 Known to give the color red The blues 647 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:02,130 (GRUNTS) 648 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:04,757 Tell me whatcha tryin' to do 649 00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:09,554 24-karat magic in the air 650 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,764 (CHUCKLING) 651 00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:15,184 Ugh! 652 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,604 Moon 653 00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:21,232 - Girls - What y'all tryin' to do? 654 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:22,650 (LAUGHS) 655 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:24,485 Oh! 656 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,157 (WHIMPERS) 657 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,662 (RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING) 658 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:39,125 - Girls - What y'all tryin' to do? 659 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:41,794 24-karat... 660 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,087 (SONG PAUSES) 661 00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:46,591 Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 662 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:48,718 (GRUNTS) 663 00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,557 Work it, Dracula. 664 00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,476 You know it. 665 00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:00,188 Oh! Lookin' good, Drac! 666 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:01,648 Feeling good, Frank. 667 00:33:01,731 --> 00:33:04,108 Look at you, so fancy! 668 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,818 What? This? Please. 669 00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:08,029 Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh? 670 00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,364 "Impress"? Oh. 671 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,157 Who do I need to impress? 672 00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,117 Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka? 673 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,452 Oh, no! (STAMMERS) 674 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,913 Uh, what? Eh, oh... 675 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,456 GRIFFIN: Oops, no, not her. 676 00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:19,624 (ALL CACKLE) 677 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,584 - Ooh, that's good! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 678 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:22,835 Very amusing. 679 00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:24,379 (CHUCKLES WEAKLY) 680 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,969 (SIGHS) 681 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:35,098 Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just we've never seen you like this. 682 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,265 I know. 683 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:37,517 It doesn't make any sense. 684 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,436 You can't Zing twice, it's impossible! 685 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,814 But I did! So now what? 686 00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:45,191 (GASPS) And what about Mavis? 687 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,568 She wants you to be happy, right? 688 00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:50,279 I'm sure she'll go with the flow. 689 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,031 Oh, no, no, no! 690 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:54,617 Mavis needs me. She depends on me. 691 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,704 I need to be home with my family. 692 00:33:57,787 --> 00:34:01,833 Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in 693 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,251 "da Nile." 694 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,502 (LAUGHS) 695 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,087 You guys get that? 696 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,797 - (THUDS) - Ow! You hit me right in the... 697 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,881 Mavis! 698 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:14,887 Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams. 699 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:17,390 Having fun? 700 00:34:17,473 --> 00:34:20,309 Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here. 701 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,605 You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. 702 00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:27,442 All of us together, it's really special. 703 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:29,819 Me, too, spider monkey. 704 00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:33,823 Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball? 705 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,409 - Whoo-hoo! Monster ball! - (GIGGLES) 706 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:37,618 Come on, Papa Drac! 707 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,370 (CHUCKLES) Bring it on! 708 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:41,956 For I am king of family fun! 709 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:48,337 Ha-ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled? 710 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,839 (WHIMPERING) 711 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:50,965 I got to warn you, 712 00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,886 I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz. 713 00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:57,722 - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) - Sure, pal. Whatever you say. 714 00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,516 Everybody, just please watch the hair. 715 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,226 Watch the hair! 716 00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:04,812 Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this! 717 00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:07,148 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun. 718 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,316 MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready. 719 00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:10,193 Here comes the pain! 720 00:35:11,736 --> 00:35:12,904 (SCREAMING) 721 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,532 - Spike! - Not the hair! 722 00:35:16,741 --> 00:35:17,950 - Whoa! - (WHIMPERS) 723 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,330 No, no, no! 724 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:23,790 (LAUGHS) 725 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,333 - (ALL CHEERING) - All right! 726 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,962 FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck. 727 00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:32,465 Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula. 728 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,967 Ha-ha! All right, baby! 729 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,761 (DEEP SNARL) 730 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,764 (SCREAMING) 731 00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:42,975 (BABBLING) 732 00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:52,652 (DISTORTED BABBLING) 733 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,530 (ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK) 734 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:56,614 (DISTORTED GRUNT) 735 00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:58,574 Oh, baby, I got this. 736 00:35:58,658 --> 00:35:59,951 Hey there, monsters. 737 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,035 Huh? 738 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,790 Yeah! What'd I say! 739 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,878 ERICKA: We're arriving at our first destination. 740 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:13,923 (RUMBLING) 741 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:18,886 The underwater volcano! 742 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:23,724 Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore 743 00:36:23,808 --> 00:36:26,060 the wonders of the sea. 744 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,396 Especially you, 745 00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:30,273 Count Dracula. 746 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:34,360 (CHUCKLES) 747 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,153 You see that, pal? She likes you. 748 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:37,613 Oh, no, no, no. 749 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,699 That sounds like a Zing in full effect. 750 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:41,576 Oh, no, no, no. 751 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,202 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 752 00:36:43,286 --> 00:36:45,997 I'm just here to have family fun. 753 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,207 Family, family, fun, fun. 754 00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,936 (HISSING, BUBBLING) 755 00:37:09,979 --> 00:37:12,273 Hmm, let's see. What about here? 756 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,026 - (HISSING) - (YELLING) 757 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,073 (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 758 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,962 Right this way, everyone. 759 00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:50,937 Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom. 760 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,689 I give you Volcano del Fuego. 761 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,734 Or, as the local sea life call it... 762 00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:58,402 (POPPING MOUTH) 763 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,505 (PEDALS SQUEAKING) 764 00:38:43,781 --> 00:38:45,074 (MUFFLED YELLING) 765 00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,163 (DENNIS GIGGLES) 766 00:38:56,794 --> 00:38:57,962 DENNIS: Whee! 767 00:38:58,629 --> 00:39:01,132 (WHALE SINGING) 768 00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:52,933 (CHUCKLES) 769 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:54,643 Aw, what a cute family. 770 00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:55,728 What? No, it's not. 771 00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,438 Argh! Dracula bad! 772 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,402 (GRUNTS) 773 00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,216 (GASPS) 774 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:31,972 (PEDAL SQUEAKING) 775 00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:54,286 (STOMACH GRUMBLING) 776 00:41:06,257 --> 00:41:07,508 (COUGHING) 777 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:08,884 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 778 00:41:12,346 --> 00:41:13,764 GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate. 779 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:15,933 I can't believe you're hungry already. 780 00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:17,393 I'm sorry. You know what it is? 781 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,645 It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around, 782 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,605 and when I "see food..." 783 00:41:21,689 --> 00:41:24,483 Oh, man! I'm gone. 784 00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:27,653 Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula! 785 00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,113 Dracula, Dracula! 786 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,867 I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me. 787 00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:35,161 I just, I can't stand it anymore. 788 00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:36,328 I have to get him! 789 00:41:41,959 --> 00:41:42,960 (GRUNTING) 790 00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,551 Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot. 791 00:41:50,634 --> 00:41:52,469 WITCHES: Mmm-hmm. 792 00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:56,265 (ALL GASP) 793 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:58,058 Oh... Hi, Bob. 794 00:41:58,142 --> 00:42:02,021 Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping-pong now. 795 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,440 Um, Dennis? Who is this? 796 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,692 Uh, it's our friend, Bob. 797 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,569 - Say hi, Bob. - "Hi, Bob." 798 00:42:09,987 --> 00:42:12,114 Okay! Time to go play ping-pong. 799 00:42:13,157 --> 00:42:14,283 - FRANKENSTEIN: Drac! - GRIFFIN: Drac! 800 00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,827 - Drac! - Drac! 801 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:20,456 Hey, boys, where's the fire? 802 00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,166 Oh, well, Griffin here, he... 803 00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,918 - He has something to tell you. - Me? Uh... 804 00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:26,921 Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, 805 00:42:27,004 --> 00:42:29,298 you're a biting expert, I thought you could take a look. 806 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:30,674 - Yeah. Come on over here. - The light is better. 807 00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:33,552 Okay... 808 00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:36,722 Okay, what is going on? 809 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:40,643 You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird. 810 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,645 You are not gonna believe what we heard, but... 811 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:44,772 (VOCALIZING) 812 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,650 (SINGING) Ericka loves the Drac 813 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,944 She can't get enough of that Drac 814 00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:51,904 Oh, yeah 815 00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,280 Drac is back 816 00:42:53,364 --> 00:42:54,907 He's got the Zing 817 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,617 The Zinga-Zing 818 00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:59,245 Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis. 819 00:42:59,328 --> 00:43:01,789 - But what are you talking about? - (CROWD GASPS) 820 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:04,291 Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there... 821 00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:08,128 But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you. 822 00:43:08,212 --> 00:43:09,797 She can't live without you, buddy. 823 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,131 It's serious! 824 00:43:11,215 --> 00:43:15,261 (SINGING) You can't deny the Zing, baby 825 00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:19,139 So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what? 826 00:43:19,223 --> 00:43:20,224 Uh, yes. 827 00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:22,893 - Maybe? No. - Ugh. 828 00:43:23,394 --> 00:43:26,230 It's been a while. I don't even know where to start. 829 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,983 It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk. 830 00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:30,776 - Remember to smile. - Look into her eyes. 831 00:43:30,859 --> 00:43:32,778 - Keep it casual. - Say something funny. 832 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,071 Ask her where her parts are from. 833 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,739 Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice. 834 00:43:35,823 --> 00:43:37,491 - "Do you like coffins?" - Compliment her. 835 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,368 - "Your neck looks delicious." - GRIFFIN: Here she comes. 836 00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:40,661 Okay, Drac, hit it. 837 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:44,248 Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. 838 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:46,041 Would you like to see my parts? 839 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:49,837 (IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING AND EXPLODING) 840 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,006 Yes, I'd love to go out with you. 841 00:43:52,089 --> 00:43:53,215 Ay! What? 842 00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:54,383 ALL: What? 843 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:55,718 Cantina. Midnight. 844 00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:56,885 Don't be late. 845 00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:07,688 Whew! 846 00:44:07,938 --> 00:44:09,315 - That was a close one. - (PANTING) 847 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,234 (SNORTS, SNIFFING) 848 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:15,529 - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back. 849 00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:26,874 - DENNIS: Tinkles, stop! - Wait! 850 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:28,000 No, no, no! 851 00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:34,965 (THUDS) 852 00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:36,508 (GASPS) 853 00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:40,763 (GROWLING, BARKING) 854 00:44:41,388 --> 00:44:42,389 Tinkles, stop! 855 00:44:42,473 --> 00:44:44,558 (GASPING) I've been found! 856 00:44:44,892 --> 00:44:47,644 You'll never get me, monster! 857 00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:50,064 DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh! 858 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,483 (YAPPING) 859 00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:58,322 (YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE) 860 00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:05,579 Ew. 861 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:19,802 FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island. 862 00:45:20,219 --> 00:45:22,554 It's time to get lost on the beach, 863 00:45:22,638 --> 00:45:27,893 and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation. 864 00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:31,438 JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo! Beach time! 865 00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:33,107 Johnny, you go set everything up. 866 00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:35,150 And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones. 867 00:45:35,234 --> 00:45:37,861 You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny 868 00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:39,655 should spend some time together. 869 00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,157 What do you call it again? Eh, date night? 870 00:45:42,408 --> 00:45:43,450 Date night? 871 00:45:43,617 --> 00:45:45,577 - What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought 872 00:45:45,661 --> 00:45:47,788 me and the guys would take this opportunity 873 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,457 to spend some quality time with Dennis. 874 00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:52,751 Oh. Okay. That's a great idea. 875 00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:54,503 Come on, Johnny. Date night. 876 00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:57,005 Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night! 877 00:46:00,634 --> 00:46:02,344 (EXCITED SQUEAKING) 878 00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:12,062 (SATISFIED SQUEAK) 879 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:13,772 Okay, here you go! 880 00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,065 (PANTING) 881 00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,904 - Good girl! - I got this one. 882 00:46:21,572 --> 00:46:22,573 (BARKING) 883 00:46:27,661 --> 00:46:29,329 - (RETCHES) - (YAPPING IN DISTANCE) 884 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,914 What was that? 885 00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:33,083 - (RUMBLING) - It sounds like our children. 886 00:46:33,459 --> 00:46:36,170 - It is our children! Run! - Run! 887 00:46:36,253 --> 00:46:38,255 Please! Help! Someone! 888 00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,590 Get the parents! 889 00:46:40,299 --> 00:46:43,135 Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back 890 00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:44,470 before I get burned? 891 00:46:44,553 --> 00:46:47,431 Wait one second, honey. You know, the kids buried me in the sand. 892 00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:48,932 (KIDS GIGGLING) 893 00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:55,272 Mmm. Thanks, honey. 894 00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,941 - Shall we have another? - Sure. 895 00:46:58,025 --> 00:47:01,361 - Sounds good. - Straight up. 896 00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:03,405 Isn't this place amazing? 897 00:47:03,489 --> 00:47:06,533 Whoa! The menu is in a bottle! 898 00:47:06,617 --> 00:47:08,285 Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey? 899 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,289 What? Oh, sorry. 900 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,166 I was just thinking about my dad. 901 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,211 Don't you think he's acting weird lately? 902 00:47:17,753 --> 00:47:20,631 Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain. 903 00:47:20,714 --> 00:47:22,591 - What? - (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah. 904 00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:25,302 The Love Boat is definitely making another run. 905 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,720 No way. He's... 906 00:47:27,221 --> 00:47:29,306 He's my dad. 907 00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,225 I know, right? It's weird. 908 00:47:31,308 --> 00:47:33,936 When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes. 909 00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:39,399 I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom. 910 00:47:40,192 --> 00:47:42,319 You're cool with it, though, right? 911 00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:44,863 Of course. I want him to be happy. 912 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:46,156 Totally. 913 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:49,117 Totally. 914 00:47:49,952 --> 00:47:52,037 (PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC) 915 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,293 Buenas noches, mi amigo. 916 00:47:58,794 --> 00:48:04,550 Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment? 917 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,177 Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra. 918 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:09,930 (GOAT BLEATS) 919 00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,975 Muchas gracias. (CHUCKLES) 920 00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:16,937 (GOAT SCREECHES) 921 00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:30,158 You look ravishing. 922 00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:31,368 Oh. 923 00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:32,536 Uh, thank you. I just... 924 00:48:32,661 --> 00:48:34,079 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 925 00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:35,789 (EXCLAIMS) 926 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:44,131 So, um... 927 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:47,968 Does Captain Ericka have a last name? 928 00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,553 Uh, oh, uh... 929 00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:51,346 Oh, guacamole! 930 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:53,140 "Ericka Guacamole"? 931 00:48:53,223 --> 00:48:56,560 That's so international. 932 00:48:56,643 --> 00:48:59,771 (CHUCKLES) No. Guacamole for us to share. 933 00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:02,774 Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight? 934 00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:04,151 Look. Right behind you. 935 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,908 Mmm! The food here is to die for. 936 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:15,120 (BOTH MOANING) 937 00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:26,131 Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole. 938 00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:28,842 Are you feeling all right? 939 00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:31,511 - Totally fine. Why? - No reason. 940 00:49:31,762 --> 00:49:33,513 (STOMACH GROWLING) 941 00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:34,765 Oh... 942 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:38,644 There must have been garlic in the guacamole. 943 00:49:38,727 --> 00:49:40,062 - Oh, no. - (GROANS) 944 00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,563 Isn't that deadly for you? 945 00:49:41,647 --> 00:49:43,690 No, no, no. It's just that I'm... 946 00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:46,193 Garlic intolerant. 947 00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,656 (FARTS) 948 00:49:51,948 --> 00:49:53,742 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 949 00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:55,786 Was that you? 950 00:49:57,579 --> 00:50:00,207 (GIGGLING) Whoo! 951 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:01,333 Oh, yeah! 952 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,752 Dolphin surfing! 953 00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:05,087 (DOLPHIN CLICKING) 954 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,924 (BOTH LAUGHING) 955 00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:12,302 Whoa! 956 00:50:12,803 --> 00:50:14,304 Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. 957 00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:15,389 Hey-hey. 958 00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:17,099 - Oh! Hey there. - (GRUNTS) 959 00:50:17,224 --> 00:50:19,142 - Papa. - Hidey-ho! 960 00:50:19,226 --> 00:50:20,268 Hi. 961 00:50:20,352 --> 00:50:22,729 (CHUCKLES) Is my dad in there, too? 962 00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,231 (MONSTERS GASP) 963 00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:27,359 GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 964 00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:31,405 (GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date. 965 00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:33,323 Date? 966 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,286 Please, forgive me, 967 00:50:38,787 --> 00:50:40,330 I'm just very nervous. 968 00:50:40,414 --> 00:50:41,498 You see, 969 00:50:42,374 --> 00:50:47,671 I haven't had a date since my wife died. 970 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,299 How old was your daughter? 971 00:50:51,508 --> 00:50:53,510 She was just an infant. 972 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:57,973 It was hard being a single dad, but I did my best. 973 00:51:00,809 --> 00:51:03,019 I never knew my mother, either. 974 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,896 Or my father. 975 00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:06,898 Oh, I'm so sorry. 976 00:51:06,982 --> 00:51:08,191 Who raised you? 977 00:51:08,692 --> 00:51:09,985 My great-grandfather. 978 00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:12,654 I basically grew up on this ship. 979 00:51:12,988 --> 00:51:15,323 That's why you're a captain. 980 00:51:15,407 --> 00:51:17,951 Yeah. It's all I've ever known. 981 00:51:18,744 --> 00:51:21,204 It was just expected. 982 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,623 You know, a family thing. 983 00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:27,294 I understand, family is everything. 984 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:29,713 You have to honor the past. 985 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:32,591 But we make our own future. 986 00:51:45,979 --> 00:51:47,773 - MAVIS: Dad? - Mavis! 987 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,317 - JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm. - Johnny! 988 00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:57,824 Captain Ericka and I were just discussing the hospitality industry. 989 00:51:57,908 --> 00:51:59,785 You know, just work stuff. 990 00:51:59,868 --> 00:52:01,369 You're working now? 991 00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:03,246 This is supposed to be a vacation. 992 00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:04,623 A family vacation. 993 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:08,293 I should really go do captain-y things. 994 00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:11,213 Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis. 995 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:14,591 Dennis. Dennis? Dennis. 996 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:17,177 Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid? 997 00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,971 Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me. 998 00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:22,057 Come on now, kid, it's family time. 999 00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:23,767 Quit hiding. Dennis? 1000 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,394 What was that about? 1001 00:52:26,478 --> 00:52:27,604 You mean your dad's date? 1002 00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:30,524 It wasn't a date. It was work stuff. 1003 00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:31,983 Uh-huh. 1004 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,318 I'm telling you, Johnny, 1005 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,570 there is something about that woman I don't trust. 1006 00:52:35,654 --> 00:52:38,698 But you want your dad to be happy, right? 1007 00:52:38,782 --> 00:52:39,783 Yes. 1008 00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,910 Just not with her. 1009 00:52:42,077 --> 00:52:43,954 (CRUNCHING) Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1010 00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:45,080 Heads up, honey. 1011 00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:47,499 This guac is loaded with garlic. 1012 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,667 Garlic? 1013 00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:52,504 (GASPS) 1014 00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:53,964 (STOMACH GRUMBLES) 1015 00:52:54,047 --> 00:52:55,090 (SQUEAKY FART) 1016 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,717 Aw! That was a cute toot, honey. 1017 00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:08,144 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1018 00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:17,654 - We've been up all night! - Let's stay up all day, too! 1019 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,322 - Let's get wild! - (LAUGHS) 1020 00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,908 (BOTH HOWLING) 1021 00:53:22,492 --> 00:53:24,744 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1022 00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,129 - Ericka! - (SHRIEKS) What? 1023 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:37,716 - (SIGHS) - Just where have you been, young lady? 1024 00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:40,093 Uh, doing work. 1025 00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:42,012 Wearing that? 1026 00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:44,681 You were with him! I know it! 1027 00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,600 Who? (CHUCKLES) 1028 00:53:46,683 --> 00:53:48,768 "Who?" You know who! 1029 00:53:48,852 --> 00:53:51,354 You've been sneaking around my back 1030 00:53:51,438 --> 00:53:54,774 trying to kill Dracula again, haven't you? 1031 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:57,527 So what if I have? I am a grown woman! 1032 00:53:57,611 --> 00:53:58,904 I have the right to kill whoever I want. 1033 00:53:58,987 --> 00:54:01,239 It's not just about you. 1034 00:54:01,323 --> 00:54:04,200 You could have ruined the legacy. 1035 00:54:04,576 --> 00:54:06,703 What if he discovered who you were? 1036 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:10,707 I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him 1037 00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,626 that just drives me crazy! 1038 00:54:12,709 --> 00:54:15,587 - I just, I see him, and I want to... - Punch him? 1039 00:54:16,046 --> 00:54:18,340 Uh... I guess. 1040 00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:20,675 Just, I can't wait to get this over with. 1041 00:54:20,759 --> 00:54:22,969 Don't worry, it won't be long now. 1042 00:54:23,053 --> 00:54:26,139 Once you recover the instrument of destruction, 1043 00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:28,266 no one can stop us. 1044 00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:30,101 Not even Dracula! 1045 00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:33,647 - Oh. Excuse me. - Spies! 1046 00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:36,524 (GRUNTS) 1047 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:40,654 Now, quickly, before someone comes! 1048 00:54:40,737 --> 00:54:42,989 - (GASPS) - (GRUNTING) 1049 00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:44,324 (VAN HELSING YELPS) 1050 00:54:51,498 --> 00:54:53,291 (HORN BLOWING) 1051 00:55:00,548 --> 00:55:01,549 (PA CHIMES) 1052 00:55:01,633 --> 00:55:03,843 FISH MAN: Everyone assemble on the forward deck. 1053 00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:08,098 We are arriving at our final destination. 1054 00:55:08,181 --> 00:55:09,933 From the depths of creation, 1055 00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,936 the mighty city has risen once again. 1056 00:55:13,687 --> 00:55:16,690 Home to the greatest monster civilization 1057 00:55:16,773 --> 00:55:18,108 the world has ever known, 1058 00:55:18,191 --> 00:55:23,113 far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication. 1059 00:55:23,196 --> 00:55:28,368 I give you the legendary lost city of Atlantis. 1060 00:55:49,097 --> 00:55:50,849 (PASSENGERS GASP) 1061 00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:55,520 (YELLS) It's a giant Kraken! 1062 00:55:56,730 --> 00:55:59,482 (SINGING) There's a place you've gotta be 1063 00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:02,902 A thousand leagues beneath the sea 1064 00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:07,782 And it's waiting over here for you and me 1065 00:56:07,866 --> 00:56:08,867 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1066 00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:12,245 Gonna take you for a ride 1067 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:15,582 But first you've gotta come inside 1068 00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:19,919 Get ready, for the party's on tonight 1069 00:56:20,712 --> 00:56:24,883 So relax and just unwind 1070 00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:28,261 Leave your worries all behind 1071 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:32,557 And get ready, for the party's on tonight 1072 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:45,695 Welcome to Atlantis! 1073 00:56:45,779 --> 00:56:48,323 THE KRAKEN: (CONTINUES SINGING) So get ready 1074 00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:50,575 Ready 1075 00:56:50,658 --> 00:56:51,659 Oh! 1076 00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:56,623 It's party time 1077 00:56:56,748 --> 00:56:58,083 (BURBLING) 1078 00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:01,669 (BURBLES) 1079 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,588 It's party time! 1080 00:57:05,632 --> 00:57:08,134 Ooh. I am so excited! (CHUCKLES) 1081 00:57:08,218 --> 00:57:09,219 MONSTER: Come to Daddy! 1082 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,221 (ALL CHEERING) 1083 00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:12,972 - Oh. - FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black! 1084 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,474 (ALL CHEERING) 1085 00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,558 Oh! 1086 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,188 - Ahhh! - Oh, no, you don't. 1087 00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:23,191 Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally! 1088 00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:25,110 - Replacement limbs... - MONSTER: I'll raise you 40. 1089 00:57:25,193 --> 00:57:27,403 ...aren't just lying around like they were in the old days. 1090 00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:29,906 So, no gambling. 1091 00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:33,076 - Frank! - Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling! 1092 00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:41,084 - DENNIS: Tinkles, stop. - Wait. 1093 00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:43,378 - Stop it, Tinkles, stop. - Ah! Wait! 1094 00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,629 (MONSTERS SCREAMING) 1095 00:57:46,965 --> 00:57:49,050 Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her. 1096 00:57:49,134 --> 00:57:50,218 Why? What's going on? 1097 00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:52,345 I'm going to tell her about Ericka. 1098 00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:55,056 I can't lie to my own daughter anymore. 1099 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,934 She's the most important person in the world to me. 1100 00:57:58,017 --> 00:58:00,019 I have to tell her the truth. 1101 00:58:02,147 --> 00:58:04,065 Right after I talk to Ericka. 1102 00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:06,317 (FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING) 1103 00:58:06,401 --> 00:58:07,402 Hey. 1104 00:58:09,571 --> 00:58:10,613 All right, I'm all... 1105 00:58:10,697 --> 00:58:13,116 Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing? 1106 00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:15,827 I got this. I'm all in. 1107 00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:20,874 Johnny, have you seen my dad? 1108 00:58:20,957 --> 00:58:23,543 - Maybe he's with Bob. - Why would he be with Bob? 1109 00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:24,919 Bob's a great guy. 1110 00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:27,672 - Oh, there he is. - Who? Bob? 1111 00:58:45,148 --> 00:58:47,942 There he is! Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING) 1112 00:58:48,026 --> 00:58:49,027 (GRUNTS) 1113 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,070 (GROANING) 1114 00:59:41,246 --> 00:59:42,247 (YELPS) 1115 01:00:02,225 --> 01:00:03,226 (GRUNTING) 1116 01:00:13,486 --> 01:00:14,487 Oh. 1117 01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:27,625 (SNARLING) 1118 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,590 (RAT SQUEAKS) 1119 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,401 (GASPS) 1120 01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:28,269 There it is. 1121 01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:41,699 (GASPS) 1122 01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:48,164 You saved my life. 1123 01:01:48,247 --> 01:01:49,874 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 1124 01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:53,628 I just can't believe you would do that for a human. 1125 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:56,547 Humans, monsters, what's the difference? 1126 01:01:56,631 --> 01:01:59,342 Yeah, right. Right. 1127 01:01:59,801 --> 01:02:01,803 Wait. What are you doing here? 1128 01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:05,807 Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, 1129 01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,684 so I knew you would need my help. 1130 01:02:08,935 --> 01:02:10,978 Ha! Never heard that before. 1131 01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:13,231 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well-known fact. 1132 01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:14,482 (STAMMERS) 1133 01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,067 What are you doing here? 1134 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,235 Oh! Uh... 1135 01:02:17,318 --> 01:02:19,237 Well, I'm here to get that. 1136 01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:21,197 Yeah, it's a family heirloom. 1137 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,243 Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is... Was! 1138 01:02:25,952 --> 01:02:29,288 Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back. 1139 01:02:29,372 --> 01:02:33,668 So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from... 1140 01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,295 (GASPS) 1141 01:02:38,464 --> 01:02:39,507 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1142 01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:40,925 Got to be a little more careful. 1143 01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,802 How many times can you save my life, right? 1144 01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:45,388 I don't know. Every time? (CHUCKLES) 1145 01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:47,640 Really? Well, then... 1146 01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,606 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) 1147 01:03:01,529 --> 01:03:02,530 (CRASHING) 1148 01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:21,382 (GASPS) 1149 01:03:22,675 --> 01:03:23,801 Wow! 1150 01:03:38,024 --> 01:03:39,484 (PANTING) 1151 01:03:41,444 --> 01:03:44,405 (SIGHS) Ah, that was incredible. 1152 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,084 Oh, uh... 1153 01:03:57,168 --> 01:04:00,296 Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy? 1154 01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,840 Oh. Right. 1155 01:04:08,221 --> 01:04:10,097 (CHUCKLES) Got it. 1156 01:04:10,389 --> 01:04:11,724 (RUMBLING) 1157 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:39,126 (BOTH PANTING) 1158 01:04:39,210 --> 01:04:41,128 - Mmm. - (CHUCKLING) 1159 01:04:41,212 --> 01:04:42,505 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 1160 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,924 (DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING) 1161 01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:46,509 Dad! 1162 01:04:47,802 --> 01:04:48,803 Mavis! 1163 01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:51,055 What are you doing to my father? 1164 01:04:51,389 --> 01:04:52,682 ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa! 1165 01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:55,476 Mavis, stop! Put her down! 1166 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,729 No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that? 1167 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,022 (GROANING) 1168 01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:02,817 Because I... 1169 01:05:03,276 --> 01:05:04,735 Because I Zinged. 1170 01:05:05,570 --> 01:05:06,779 - (ERICKA GRUNTS) - What? 1171 01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:09,615 I Zinged with Ericka. 1172 01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:12,618 No, that can't be true. 1173 01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,412 You only Zing once. 1174 01:05:14,495 --> 01:05:16,831 That's what I thought, too. 1175 01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:19,333 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1176 01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:22,920 Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters. 1177 01:05:23,588 --> 01:05:26,257 It's kind of like our "love at first sight." 1178 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,051 What? No. No, no, no. 1179 01:05:29,135 --> 01:05:31,470 - You don't even know me. - Well, not yet. 1180 01:05:31,554 --> 01:05:33,848 - But we're just... - No, you don't understand. 1181 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,516 I can't be with you. 1182 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,144 I could never be with someone like you. 1183 01:05:38,519 --> 01:05:39,687 I could never be with 1184 01:05:40,605 --> 01:05:41,731 a monster. 1185 01:05:52,408 --> 01:05:54,702 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1186 01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:56,871 - I... - It doesn't matter. 1187 01:05:59,248 --> 01:06:00,916 You heard what she said. 1188 01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,426 But a Zing never lies. 1189 01:06:24,774 --> 01:06:26,734 Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES) 1190 01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:29,153 Yes. 1191 01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,366 (LAUGHING) 1192 01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:35,993 Now that we have the instrument of destruction, 1193 01:06:36,077 --> 01:06:38,913 our family legacy will be fulfilled. 1194 01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:43,542 But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party! 1195 01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:44,794 I love to dance. 1196 01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,381 - (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LAUGHING) 1197 01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:01,811 EUNICE: Frank, could you zip me up? 1198 01:07:01,894 --> 01:07:03,688 We're gonna be late. (GASPS) 1199 01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:05,731 Where did you get those? 1200 01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:07,983 Uh, see, (STAMMERS) here's the funny thing. 1201 01:07:08,234 --> 01:07:11,028 I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal! 1202 01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:13,072 Look, I got these from the seafood buffet. 1203 01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:15,574 Look at this. Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click. 1204 01:07:15,658 --> 01:07:17,702 I kind of like 'em. I like 'em. 1205 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,376 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm. 1206 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:27,128 Mmm. Mmm. 1207 01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,379 A-ha! 1208 01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,722 (GASPS) 1209 01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:39,807 (SOBS, SQUEALING) 1210 01:07:43,728 --> 01:07:45,521 (SQUEAKING) 1211 01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,314 (BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY) 1212 01:07:51,944 --> 01:07:53,529 Ah, I guess the party's this way. 1213 01:07:53,612 --> 01:07:54,613 Whoo! 1214 01:07:55,823 --> 01:07:57,158 Whoa! 1215 01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:00,619 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1216 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,499 (GASPS) 1217 01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:07,585 Wow. 1218 01:08:10,087 --> 01:08:12,131 Let's get this party started right! 1219 01:08:12,965 --> 01:08:13,966 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 1220 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,176 - (ALL GASP) - MONSTER: What? 1221 01:08:16,802 --> 01:08:17,803 EUNICE: Huh? 1222 01:08:18,387 --> 01:08:20,973 I thought they said the party was this way. 1223 01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:24,018 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1224 01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:34,695 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1225 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,794 DJ in a clamshell? 1226 01:08:49,877 --> 01:08:52,046 (GASPS) I'm so jealous. 1227 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:54,840 - (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) - (RUMBLING) 1228 01:09:07,019 --> 01:09:08,229 (SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING) 1229 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:09,772 (ALL CHEERING) 1230 01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:14,360 (ALL WHOOPING) 1231 01:09:18,864 --> 01:09:20,366 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1232 01:09:23,619 --> 01:09:24,995 (WHOOPING) 1233 01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,837 (CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING, WHOOPING) 1234 01:09:39,051 --> 01:09:42,930 I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him. 1235 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,599 Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. 1236 01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:46,934 Really, Johnny? 1237 01:09:47,268 --> 01:09:52,189 What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma 1238 01:09:52,273 --> 01:09:54,400 that is beyond our understanding. 1239 01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:57,903 You and I were two halves, a world apart. 1240 01:09:58,070 --> 01:10:01,031 But then we followed the strands of destiny 1241 01:10:01,115 --> 01:10:02,741 and were brought together. 1242 01:10:02,825 --> 01:10:05,494 And our halves made one whole. 1243 01:10:05,995 --> 01:10:07,955 But what if she and he... 1244 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:11,417 You must release all the negativity and look within. 1245 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,544 Your bond is unbreakable. 1246 01:10:15,713 --> 01:10:17,715 You're right, honey. Wow. 1247 01:10:17,798 --> 01:10:18,841 Thanks. 1248 01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:21,552 Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad. 1249 01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:23,637 Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy 1250 01:10:23,721 --> 01:10:26,307 of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, 1251 01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,058 Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master. 1252 01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:29,518 Anyways, let's get back to dancing! 1253 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:30,895 Cool. 1254 01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:37,484 Dad? You have to talk to Ericka. 1255 01:10:37,568 --> 01:10:38,986 - What? - I know. 1256 01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:42,865 I know what I said before, but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit. 1257 01:10:43,324 --> 01:10:45,492 It's just the thought of losing you. 1258 01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:48,662 What? What are you talking about, losing me? 1259 01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:50,831 Well, obviously, after you get married, 1260 01:10:50,915 --> 01:10:52,666 you're gonna live on the ship and travel around the world... 1261 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,294 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis. 1262 01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:57,463 There are two things I can promise you. 1263 01:10:57,838 --> 01:11:03,385 One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family. 1264 01:11:03,469 --> 01:11:06,597 Two, I will never live on a boat. 1265 01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:11,727 You're my cute little tarantula. 1266 01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:13,646 How could I ever leave you? 1267 01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:15,898 Now, seriously, go talk to her. 1268 01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:21,028 I can't. You heard what she said, she could never be with someone like me. 1269 01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:23,197 No, Dad. You're just a half, 1270 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,492 and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole. 1271 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,535 You sound like Johnny. 1272 01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,372 Point is, you can't deny a Zing. 1273 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:34,083 Monster, human, unicorn... 1274 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,376 It doesn't matter. 1275 01:11:36,210 --> 01:11:38,337 So go to her! Now! 1276 01:11:40,005 --> 01:11:41,382 Okay. I'm on it. 1277 01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,466 (MUSIC STOPS) 1278 01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:44,426 DJ: Hey, man, you're not allowed up here. 1279 01:11:44,510 --> 01:11:47,054 The DJ booth is a sacred space. (SCREAMS) 1280 01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:48,389 - (THUDS) - (DJ GROANS) 1281 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,433 (ALL GASP) 1282 01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,061 (GROWLS, BARKING) 1283 01:11:54,144 --> 01:11:55,938 No. Tinkles, quiet. 1284 01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:57,147 Who is this? 1285 01:11:57,314 --> 01:12:01,944 Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival. 1286 01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:04,738 Hmm. Oh, right. 1287 01:12:04,947 --> 01:12:07,825 You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport. 1288 01:12:08,075 --> 01:12:12,413 No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing. 1289 01:12:12,913 --> 01:12:14,123 Van Helsing? 1290 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:15,833 After all these years? 1291 01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:17,918 You look awful. 1292 01:12:19,211 --> 01:12:21,588 Always with the quick insults. 1293 01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:24,508 Well, this will shut you up. 1294 01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:26,260 And all monsters. 1295 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:30,305 Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy. 1296 01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,933 (EVIL CHUCKLE) Good one, Ericka. 1297 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,268 Ericka? 1298 01:12:34,435 --> 01:12:35,936 You fool. 1299 01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:40,649 Not only is she the ship's captain, but she also happens to be... 1300 01:12:40,733 --> 01:12:42,109 (SNICKERING) 1301 01:12:43,152 --> 01:12:45,404 Wait. You tell him. 1302 01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:49,783 I'm his great-granddaughter. 1303 01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:53,370 I'm Ericka Van Helsing. 1304 01:12:53,871 --> 01:12:56,790 (GASPS) I knew there was something wrong with her. 1305 01:12:56,874 --> 01:12:57,875 But... 1306 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,502 (STAMMERS) See, what happened... 1307 01:13:00,961 --> 01:13:04,923 Now that we're all caught up, let's get back to the dying. 1308 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:10,804 Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters. 1309 01:13:11,305 --> 01:13:12,306 (ALL GASP) 1310 01:13:14,099 --> 01:13:15,309 (ALL GASP) 1311 01:13:16,477 --> 01:13:17,978 (SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY) 1312 01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:22,357 (CRACKS KNUCKLES) 1313 01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:23,609 (GROANS) 1314 01:13:23,692 --> 01:13:24,985 Let's see. 1315 01:13:25,069 --> 01:13:27,112 Right... Okay. 1316 01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:30,199 (PLAYING ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1317 01:13:31,075 --> 01:13:34,661 Listen to the melody of your destruction. 1318 01:13:38,290 --> 01:13:40,250 Ooh, what's this little doodad do? 1319 01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:41,835 (TURNS UP BASS) 1320 01:13:41,919 --> 01:13:43,170 Yeah! 1321 01:13:51,637 --> 01:13:54,014 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) 1322 01:13:54,932 --> 01:13:57,351 (EYES MATCHING SYNCOPATED RHYTHM) 1323 01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:02,689 (DEEP RUMBLING) 1324 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:07,820 Hey, look! It's the Kraken. 1325 01:14:10,072 --> 01:14:12,116 (ROARS) 1326 01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:17,704 (MUSIC STOPS) 1327 01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:22,251 - (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF) - (BABBLING ROAR) 1328 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:23,794 Everybody out! Now! 1329 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,267 We're trapped! Everybody back! 1330 01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:39,893 (PANICKED SCREAMS) 1331 01:14:41,228 --> 01:14:42,437 (BABBLING GROWL) 1332 01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:44,940 - (GRIFFIN GASPS) - (YELLS) 1333 01:14:52,072 --> 01:14:53,448 (GROWLING) 1334 01:14:55,159 --> 01:14:56,160 (CACKLES) 1335 01:14:56,243 --> 01:14:57,953 (WINNIE SCREAMS) 1336 01:14:59,955 --> 01:15:01,874 - (TINKLES GROWLING) - BOTH: Yay! 1337 01:15:03,709 --> 01:15:05,460 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1338 01:15:09,423 --> 01:15:10,424 Baby! 1339 01:15:10,883 --> 01:15:12,092 Papa! 1340 01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:13,844 (SQUEAKY GRUNTING) 1341 01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:24,479 This has to stop now! 1342 01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:26,648 Drac, no! 1343 01:15:26,732 --> 01:15:27,733 Ah! 1344 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,068 (YELLS) 1345 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,279 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1346 01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:40,537 (SCREAMS) 1347 01:15:40,621 --> 01:15:41,622 Dad! 1348 01:15:41,872 --> 01:15:42,873 (GRUNTS) 1349 01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:44,291 Mavis! 1350 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:47,669 Time for the immortal Dracula to die. 1351 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,632 (PLAYING DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1352 01:15:58,513 --> 01:15:59,514 Dad! 1353 01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,475 (STRAINED YELLING) 1354 01:16:06,021 --> 01:16:07,022 No! 1355 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,524 Ericka! 1356 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,027 (GRUNTING) 1357 01:16:13,779 --> 01:16:15,280 Bob! Help! 1358 01:16:15,364 --> 01:16:16,365 Huh? 1359 01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:20,702 Tinkles? 1360 01:16:20,786 --> 01:16:21,870 Dennis. 1361 01:16:22,412 --> 01:16:24,539 Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? 1362 01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:26,041 How did he get here? 1363 01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,043 But thank goodness he did, 'cause look! 1364 01:16:33,882 --> 01:16:35,801 (THE KRAKEN GROWLING) 1365 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,063 (BELLOWING) 1366 01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,294 You can't do this! 1367 01:17:10,377 --> 01:17:12,170 You're wrong about monsters! 1368 01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:15,966 Dracula... He saved my life. 1369 01:17:16,341 --> 01:17:17,342 What? 1370 01:17:17,509 --> 01:17:19,136 I'm so sorry, Drac. 1371 01:17:19,386 --> 01:17:21,638 I was trying to kill you this whole time, 1372 01:17:21,722 --> 01:17:24,349 but then I realized how wrong I was. 1373 01:17:24,433 --> 01:17:26,476 How wrong all of this is. 1374 01:17:27,853 --> 01:17:29,104 And then I... 1375 01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:30,772 I Zinged. 1376 01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:33,984 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1377 01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:35,444 It's a monster thing. 1378 01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:36,903 You wouldn't understand. 1379 01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,448 It's like true love. 1380 01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,741 Love? 1381 01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:42,075 (GROWLING) 1382 01:17:44,328 --> 01:17:46,788 Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. 1383 01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:48,874 Hmm, that's an awkward ending. (CHUCKLES) 1384 01:17:48,957 --> 01:17:49,958 ERICKA: Nope! 1385 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,753 It's time to start a new legacy. 1386 01:17:53,795 --> 01:17:56,381 A monster-human legacy. 1387 01:17:57,466 --> 01:17:58,467 No! 1388 01:17:58,884 --> 01:18:00,719 (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1389 01:18:05,182 --> 01:18:08,769 Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy. 1390 01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:12,439 If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ. 1391 01:18:13,106 --> 01:18:15,776 We need positive energy! 1392 01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:25,202 Get ready for a DJ battle! 1393 01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:28,038 You just carry all that stuff around with you? 1394 01:18:28,330 --> 01:18:31,333 Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ. 1395 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:35,337 We're gonna use good music to defeat his evil music. 1396 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:37,881 - What? - Trust me, I know the tunes, 1397 01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:39,758 but you've got the power. 1398 01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:41,551 All right. Okay. 1399 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:44,429 Opening song needs to be off the shizak. 1400 01:18:45,222 --> 01:18:47,349 Ooh, got it. Play this! (GIGGLES) 1401 01:18:48,809 --> 01:18:50,769 (GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING) 1402 01:18:50,852 --> 01:18:52,854 I'm picking up good vibrations 1403 01:18:52,938 --> 01:18:53,939 (WHOOPING) 1404 01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:56,650 She's giving me excitations 1405 01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:59,027 - Good - I'm picking up 1406 01:18:59,111 --> 01:19:00,737 Good vibrations 1407 01:19:00,821 --> 01:19:02,364 She's giving me 1408 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:03,824 Excitations 1409 01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,617 Good, good, good 1410 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,077 - Good vibrations - (ALL CHEERING) 1411 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,328 She's giving me... 1412 01:19:08,412 --> 01:19:10,163 What is that noise? 1413 01:19:10,247 --> 01:19:12,958 I'm picking up good vibrations 1414 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,626 She's giving me excitations 1415 01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:16,128 Wow! I like this one. 1416 01:19:16,211 --> 01:19:17,587 This feels good. 1417 01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:20,006 - Good vibrations - (LAUGHING) 1418 01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:21,258 The fool. 1419 01:19:21,675 --> 01:19:24,261 - (GOOD VIBRA TIONS FADES) - (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1420 01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,475 - (BABBLING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 1421 01:19:33,145 --> 01:19:34,146 (GASPS) 1422 01:19:46,408 --> 01:19:49,077 Whoa! His music is too powerful! 1423 01:19:49,161 --> 01:19:51,288 We're gonna need something even more positive. 1424 01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:52,664 Now, Drac! 1425 01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:57,085 (INTRO TO DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING) 1426 01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:03,008 So don't worry 1427 01:20:04,593 --> 01:20:05,802 Be happy 1428 01:20:05,886 --> 01:20:07,012 Don't worry 1429 01:20:07,095 --> 01:20:09,723 - Really? - It has a nice message. 1430 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:13,435 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1431 01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:14,853 Don't worry 1432 01:20:14,936 --> 01:20:16,646 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1433 01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:17,731 Be happy 1434 01:20:18,148 --> 01:20:19,649 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... 1435 01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:22,152 I've had enough of this nonsense! 1436 01:20:22,444 --> 01:20:24,946 (PLAYING POUNDING, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1437 01:20:25,655 --> 01:20:27,115 (LOW GROWL) 1438 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:33,538 (RUMBLING) 1439 01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:39,669 (ALL SCREAMING) 1440 01:20:39,753 --> 01:20:42,422 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1441 01:20:43,173 --> 01:20:44,549 (GROWLING) 1442 01:20:45,342 --> 01:20:48,386 Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, 1443 01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:51,973 toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe. 1444 01:20:52,057 --> 01:20:53,308 (GROWLING) 1445 01:20:55,644 --> 01:20:58,146 JONATHAN: Come on. Where is it? 1446 01:21:00,357 --> 01:21:01,608 I don't know! 1447 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,735 There's too many choices. 1448 01:21:04,194 --> 01:21:06,530 (ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1449 01:21:07,072 --> 01:21:08,323 No, wait! 1450 01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:11,493 This is it. 1451 01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:15,580 (SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS) 1452 01:21:15,664 --> 01:21:18,959 (INTRO TO MACARENA PLAYING FAINTLY) 1453 01:21:24,214 --> 01:21:25,257 What the... 1454 01:21:25,924 --> 01:21:27,968 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1455 01:21:40,105 --> 01:21:41,940 Boy, that stinks. 1456 01:21:48,154 --> 01:21:49,531 It's working! 1457 01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:52,617 (MACARENA CONTINUES) 1458 01:21:57,247 --> 01:22:01,918 Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. 1459 01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:03,461 I kind of like it. 1460 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,422 WITCHES: Ooh! 1461 01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:10,218 (VLAD SINGS ALONG) 1462 01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:12,804 (SCREAMS) 1463 01:22:12,887 --> 01:22:15,056 - (MACARENA CONTINUES) - (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1464 01:22:17,142 --> 01:22:19,227 (MACARENA DROWNING OUT SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1465 01:22:21,521 --> 01:22:23,815 (DANCING TO THE TUNE OF MACARENA) 1466 01:22:26,026 --> 01:22:27,319 No! 1467 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,488 - (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES) - (HAPPY SHOUTS) 1468 01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:50,383 Argh! Ahhh! Whoo! 1469 01:22:50,467 --> 01:22:53,511 I'm a slave to the rhythm! 1470 01:22:55,347 --> 01:22:58,600 (SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA) 1471 01:22:58,683 --> 01:22:59,684 (SONG STOPS) 1472 01:22:59,768 --> 01:23:00,769 No! 1473 01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:04,856 Drac, what are you doing? 1474 01:23:05,148 --> 01:23:07,025 You got to be greater than the haters! 1475 01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:10,195 (SCREAMING) 1476 01:23:11,196 --> 01:23:12,864 - (WINGS FLAPPING) - Huh? 1477 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,042 Why? 1478 01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,336 Why, after everything, 1479 01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:29,047 would you save my life? 1480 01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:32,217 Because basically we are all the same. 1481 01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:36,012 Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes. 1482 01:23:36,096 --> 01:23:38,056 - Green skin. - No skin. 1483 01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:39,557 - Prickly. - Brainy. 1484 01:23:39,641 --> 01:23:40,642 (BARKS) 1485 01:23:42,644 --> 01:23:44,604 (STAMMERS SOFTLY) 1486 01:23:45,355 --> 01:23:46,731 I'm sorry. 1487 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:49,859 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1488 01:23:53,571 --> 01:23:55,073 Ew. (EXHALES) 1489 01:23:55,657 --> 01:23:57,742 You are amazing. 1490 01:24:08,545 --> 01:24:11,005 Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. 1491 01:24:12,382 --> 01:24:14,426 Come on, you can't deny it. 1492 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,178 No! I'm too young to Zing! 1493 01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:24,060 Well, I feel kind of silly now. 1494 01:24:24,310 --> 01:24:27,605 Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind, 1495 01:24:28,148 --> 01:24:29,607 persecuted you. 1496 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,443 (DISGRUNTLED CHATTER) 1497 01:24:32,944 --> 01:24:35,947 The only thing I can do to make it up to you is 1498 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:38,533 give you 1499 01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:39,868 (STAMMERS) 1500 01:24:39,951 --> 01:24:41,703 a 30% refund. 1501 01:24:41,953 --> 01:24:44,247 - (ANGRY CHATTER) - Preposterous! 1502 01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,167 Oh, all right. 1503 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,626 Full refund. 1504 01:24:48,835 --> 01:24:50,837 (ALL CHEERING) 1505 01:24:59,804 --> 01:25:01,931 (TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER) 1506 01:25:02,474 --> 01:25:04,392 (PANTING) 1507 01:25:04,476 --> 01:25:05,477 (SCREECHING) 1508 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,065 (SNIFFING) 1509 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:15,278 - (GROWLING) - (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING) 1510 01:25:15,361 --> 01:25:16,529 (TINKLES YIPPING) 1511 01:25:17,405 --> 01:25:19,240 (PUPPIES BARKING) 1512 01:25:19,324 --> 01:25:22,160 GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys? 1513 01:25:22,243 --> 01:25:24,704 CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise. 1514 01:25:24,913 --> 01:25:25,914 Yeah, I know. 1515 01:25:25,997 --> 01:25:28,875 We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet. 1516 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,961 (SIGHS) We're gonna book it again for the holidays. 1517 01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,260 Hi. Checking in? 1518 01:25:39,344 --> 01:25:41,054 Yes. Thank you. 1519 01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:43,348 - Great. I have a room all ready for you. - (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING) 1520 01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:46,935 Hey, buddy, would you mind? 1521 01:25:47,352 --> 01:25:48,478 - Sure thing, pal. - (ERICKA LAUGHS) 1522 01:25:52,482 --> 01:25:53,483 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1523 01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:58,947 (DRACULA GIGGLING) 1524 01:26:02,659 --> 01:26:04,619 (LAUGHING) 1525 01:26:04,702 --> 01:26:07,956 Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants? 1526 01:26:08,540 --> 01:26:09,791 Oh, nothing. 1527 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:14,462 It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us. 1528 01:26:15,255 --> 01:26:16,714 Oh! Why? 1529 01:26:16,798 --> 01:26:19,425 Are you going to suck-a my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1530 01:26:19,551 --> 01:26:20,844 (CHUCKLES) 1531 01:26:21,469 --> 01:26:22,595 No. 1532 01:26:23,263 --> 01:26:25,265 I was going to ask you 1533 01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:27,642 if you would marry me. 1534 01:26:28,893 --> 01:26:29,978 (INQUISITIVE GRUNT) 1535 01:26:30,478 --> 01:26:31,729 (GASPS) 1536 01:26:32,689 --> 01:26:34,148 Well? What do you say? 1537 01:26:34,858 --> 01:26:36,276 Will you marry me? 1538 01:26:40,029 --> 01:26:42,198 (STAMMERS) I... I... 1539 01:26:43,116 --> 01:26:44,617 Woobee deeba doobee? 1540 01:26:46,536 --> 01:26:47,662 Wha... 1541 01:26:49,914 --> 01:26:52,292 I mean, I... woobee doobeedee? 1542 01:26:54,919 --> 01:26:55,920 (GROANS) 1543 01:26:56,296 --> 01:26:58,006 MONSTERS: What did she say? 1544 01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:01,175 Uh... I'm not sure. 1545 01:27:04,429 --> 01:27:05,638 Yes! 1546 01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:06,848 (GASPS) 1547 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,310 Whee! 1548 01:27:13,855 --> 01:27:15,815 (CHEERING, WHOOPING) 1549 01:27:15,899 --> 01:27:17,567 - I see love - (GREMLIN CACKLING) 1550 01:27:18,902 --> 01:27:19,903 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1551 01:27:19,986 --> 01:27:22,238 I see love around me 1552 01:27:22,989 --> 01:27:24,324 - (GREMLIN CACKLES) - From a river to a flood 1553 01:27:27,577 --> 01:27:30,163 I see love around me 1554 01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:32,165 Love around me 1555 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:36,377 All of you helped me find my heart 1556 01:27:37,295 --> 01:27:40,214 I didn't even know my name 1557 01:27:41,257 --> 01:27:44,344 Then I was blinded by the dark 1558 01:27:44,969 --> 01:27:47,972 My eyes will never look the same 1559 01:27:48,139 --> 01:27:51,476 Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1560 01:27:51,643 --> 01:27:55,480 Into the light as the night's coming down 1561 01:27:55,647 --> 01:27:59,150 I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now 1562 01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:01,402 We're focusing now 1563 01:28:02,487 --> 01:28:04,489 I see love 1564 01:28:06,783 --> 01:28:08,785 I see love around me 1565 01:28:08,868 --> 01:28:09,869 (CACKLING) 1566 01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:12,246 From a river to a flood 1567 01:28:14,207 --> 01:28:16,042 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (CACKLING) 1568 01:28:16,584 --> 01:28:17,585 (SCREAMS) 1569 01:28:19,379 --> 01:28:20,380 (MUSIC RESUMES) 1570 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,674 From a river to a flood 1571 01:28:24,926 --> 01:28:27,345 I see love around me 1572 01:28:27,428 --> 01:28:29,097 Love around me 1573 01:28:29,514 --> 01:28:33,017 Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1574 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:37,146 Into the light as the night's coming down 1575 01:28:37,313 --> 01:28:40,650 - I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now - Ha-ha! 1576 01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:43,111 We're focusing now 1577 01:28:44,529 --> 01:28:46,114 (GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS) 1578 01:28:46,197 --> 01:28:48,116 I see love 1579 01:28:48,199 --> 01:28:49,784 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 1580 01:28:50,326 --> 01:28:52,704 I see love around me 1581 01:28:53,413 --> 01:28:55,790 From a river to a flood 1582 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,628 I see love around me 1583 01:29:00,712 --> 01:29:02,004 Love around me 1584 01:29:02,088 --> 01:29:04,465 I see love 1585 01:29:05,550 --> 01:29:08,720 I see love 1586 01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:11,222 From a river to a flood 1587 01:29:13,349 --> 01:29:16,144 - I see love around me - (BURPS) 1588 01:29:17,061 --> 01:29:19,230 I see love 1589 01:29:19,647 --> 01:29:21,816 (FLOAT PLAYING) 1590 01:29:26,821 --> 01:29:27,822 (GREMLIN CACKLING) 1591 01:29:27,905 --> 01:29:29,907 No, I can't be patient 1592 01:29:29,991 --> 01:29:31,909 Pullin' up in this spaceship 1593 01:29:31,993 --> 01:29:33,536 Don't need no destination 1594 01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:35,621 Baby, come on 1595 01:29:35,705 --> 01:29:37,999 Don't need to complicate this 1596 01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:40,168 We're lifting off of this pavement 1597 01:29:40,251 --> 01:29:43,171 I'll take you to that place where we can vibe on 1598 01:29:43,921 --> 01:29:47,008 There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1599 01:29:47,842 --> 01:29:51,804 So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1600 01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:55,683 Baby, let me get by your side 1601 01:29:56,684 --> 01:29:58,728 And hold on 1602 01:29:59,103 --> 01:30:01,731 Wanna float away with you 1603 01:30:03,232 --> 01:30:05,902 Wanna float away with you 1604 01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:09,906 Nothing else I'd rather do 1605 01:30:11,574 --> 01:30:16,454 Wanna float away with you 1606 01:30:16,537 --> 01:30:18,164 You, baby 1607 01:30:18,831 --> 01:30:20,541 - Away, yeah - (CACKLES) 1608 01:30:20,792 --> 01:30:22,460 Away, yeah 1609 01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:24,629 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1610 01:30:26,130 --> 01:30:28,382 Sun over that ocean 1611 01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:30,176 - Sippin' on that potion - (CRASHING) 1612 01:30:30,259 --> 01:30:33,429 Don't matter where we rollin', baby, come on 1613 01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:36,516 Your love prescription 1614 01:30:36,599 --> 01:30:38,684 Is gettin' me so lifted 1615 01:30:38,768 --> 01:30:41,562 'Bout to take this trip where we can vibe on 1616 01:30:42,522 --> 01:30:45,066 There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1617 01:30:45,149 --> 01:30:46,567 Slow ride 1618 01:30:46,651 --> 01:30:49,362 So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1619 01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:50,905 More vibes 1620 01:30:50,988 --> 01:30:53,783 Baby, let me get by your side 1621 01:30:55,117 --> 01:30:57,453 And hold on 1622 01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,373 Wanna float away with you 1623 01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:05,962 - Wanna float away with you - (GREMLINS CACKLE) 1624 01:31:06,045 --> 01:31:09,006 Nothing else I'd rather do 1625 01:31:09,090 --> 01:31:10,091 (WHOOPING) 1626 01:31:10,174 --> 01:31:12,510 Wanna float away with you 1627 01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:14,011 Float 1628 01:31:14,095 --> 01:31:17,598 Wanna float away with you 1629 01:31:19,892 --> 01:31:21,853 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 110513